Pizzagate was totally made up.

There's no Pizzagate.

And of course, there was Pizzagate before that in 2016, which has been basically proven absolutely true across the board because of these documents that are just filled with references to pizza.

We were forced to drop it because some dude went into one of the pizza places mentioned, fired a single bullet that happened to hit the computer's hard drive, then surrendered immediately to the police. And so it became a violent conspiracy theory that inspires shootings to happen.

But it was never fake. It was never baseless. It was never investigated, but it was also never disproven.

This story is an offshoot Pizzagate narrative. When that whole thing was getting going, it was decided by internet sleuths that this is how the Clintons got kids that they would then use to harvest adrenochrome and their blood drinking rituals in the non-existent basement of Comet Ping Pong Pizza.

This is just part of their Pizzagate coverage, because David Brock's ex-boyfriend was James Elefantis, who owned Comet Ping Pong Pizza, which was the center... I did not know that! Yeah, which was the center of the... You didn't know that? That's the whole reason this whole thing happened. I don't care. That's the whole reason Pizzagate happened. I didn't care about Pizzagate. Why would I pay attention to it in any way, shape, or form? It was obviously false. And then it had the moniker of blank gate on it, which means I don't give a shit already. There was one gate. It was Watergate. After that, figure out a different fucking name. Why is everything... Now I'm doing an old bit. Now I'm doing... You're the hacker. Listen, why is it that they don't make... Planes out of pizza! The whole reason the Pizzagate got momentum and got focused on Comet Ping Pong Pizza to begin with was because in the Podesta emails that got leaked, there were emails between John Podesta and James Elefantis. Because James Elefantis would host Podesta, Hillary Clinton-related fundraisers at Comet Ping Pong Pizza. Because it was one of the hottest and best pizza places in Washington, D.C. All right. And so all the attention got sent that way.