They feel like you're indoctrinating kids when you're gaslighting people and saying there's nothing wrong with having a drag queen story hour for kids. Like, no, it's not. You know what? We need ball gag story hour too. Because it's a fetish, right? So let's have strap-on story hour. Like, let's get crazy. Like, what are we talking about? No, no, there's nothing wrong with being a drag queen, but there's something weird about wanting to be alone and read kids a story where you dress like a woman and you're not. And you're doing this for some weird kink.

That's who wrangles your children into the trucks, into the vans. And they want your children not to run when they're in the disguises and the van pulls up. They want them to have already been at story time five or six times, so they've learned to stop just long enough to be grabbed off that front yard because the kid didn't listen. Mom's asleep inside. She worked two shifts. And it's like, you're in the van now. Bye-bye. You're the van now.