Sept. 23, 2025 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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| Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. | ||
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The Joe. | |
| Logan experience. | ||
| Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. | ||
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All day! | |
| Zantino, my man. | ||
| Mr. Rogan, it's been a long time. | ||
| I'm back. | ||
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What was the last time you were here? | |
| It's gotta be over a year. | ||
| Is that real? | ||
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Two years. | |
| Two years? | ||
| Jeez, bro. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's gotta be. | ||
| Time waits for no one. | ||
| I know, man. | ||
| You left me high and dry in Los Angeles, and two years later I come back down. | ||
| Had to go, big dog. | ||
| Had to go, had to go. | ||
| You're gonna go eventually. | ||
| You can't hang in there. | ||
| Eventually it'll just get to be Mad Max, and you'll just go, I I can't I can't. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| When Newsom becomes president and Kamel Harris becomes governor, and then it's like full communist. | ||
| You don't think he's gonna become president? | ||
| You do? | ||
| He can win. | ||
| No. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| He could win. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, because I think he's one of those guys that she almost won. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's better than her. | ||
| You think people would like him more? | ||
| Really? | ||
| No, he's better at her and talking. | ||
| He's better at talking. | ||
| Like the whole thing is not like who's a better government. | ||
| Look, the guy who was the fucking host of the apprentice is the president of the United States for the second time. | ||
| Like this doesn't nothing back, baby. | ||
| Nothing makes any sense. | ||
| No, I don't know. | ||
| So it's like the the system is like it's a goofy system. | ||
| It's a popularity contest to see who controls the nukes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It makes no sense. | ||
| Who controls the nukes? | ||
| I just feel like lefties and righties don't like him. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| Both people don't like him. | ||
| But there's no choices other than him on the left, and the people on the left are only gonna vote on the left, and that's it. | ||
| Unless some mom donny guy comes out of left field and that's the New York guy? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's so funny. | ||
| He's gonna win. | ||
| He's gonna win. | ||
| The Mom Dani guy. | ||
| What was his policy? | ||
| What did he run on? | ||
| Oh, he ran out of everything. | ||
| Rent control, stabilize rent. | ||
| Uh he's gonna tax the rich people way more than before. | ||
| But businesses are gonna run out of that place like it's on fire. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's interesting. | ||
| Jerry Mills. | ||
| You know, look, the thing is, maybe what he wants to do is gonna coincide with AI and automation, which is gonna be you're going to have to have someone who has at least some sort of not not like pure socialism, but at the very least, universal basic income, like the ideas that they want to implement. | ||
| Because if you don't, you're gonna have chaos. | ||
| You're gonna have all jobs are gonna essentially most jobs are on the chopping block. | ||
| It's right now, if you think about it, the amount of jobs that a robot with AI can't do are so little. | ||
| They're so little. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like they're making great songs now. | ||
| Have you heard the 50 Cent song? | ||
| The many men song. | ||
| I've heard the band. | ||
| There's a band that's that's got like four million streams a month on Spotify, and it's all AI. | ||
| Oh, there's a bunch of those. | ||
| There's just a bunch of shows. | ||
| They made this girl who was a an AI, like a fucking what would you call that kind of music? | ||
| You know that that gal that they made that was we we played a little bit of it on the podcast. | ||
| She's like kind of emo. | ||
| I'm not remembering. | ||
| Uh anyway. | ||
| They they they've made her in about a minute, and then they made the song in about another minute, and it was great. | ||
| I was listening to it, I was like, this is a good fucking song. | ||
| It sucks. | ||
| It sucks that I like it. | ||
| I'll listen to it and be like, dude, this is really good. | ||
| Have you you haven't heard the many men version, the AI version of Many Men? | ||
| No. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| AI did a cover of uh 50 cents, many men. | ||
| Love that song. | ||
| Wait till you hear the AI version. | ||
| Oh no. | ||
| The AI version, they did it with uh some kind of like 1950s, 1960s, like soul rendition of it. | ||
| Oh no, like a soulful blues kind of rendition, jazz sort of bro. | ||
| And it's still 50, though, it's his voice. | ||
| No, no, no, no, it's a completely fake human being. | ||
| Oh, this is crippling. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| I don't I hate it. | ||
| I piled that one. | ||
| Did you check out any of the ones I sent you? | ||
| Because I made like a 1980s glam rock one. | ||
| That sounds pretty fucking good too. | ||
| You made a glam rock? | ||
| I know what the I know how they're doing it. | ||
| I can use the same program, so like I started fucking around with the two. | ||
| Yeah, you can do it in literally five minutes. | ||
| I'm still behind. | ||
| I'm behind. | ||
| I haven't done the I haven't used ChatGBT once. | ||
| I haven't used it yet. | ||
| Good for you. | ||
| I'm still a little scared. | ||
| Well, it's it's getting implemented whether I like it or not. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, if you ask your iPhone a question and it says if it can't figure it out, because your iPhone is Basically like a 12-year-old. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's like it's like if you just ask the iPhone, it doesn't have a lot of access to information. | ||
| It'll say, uh, I'm not sure about that. | ||
| Would you like to go to ChatGPT for the answers? | ||
| Like, why don't you go to Chat GT just but it has to ask you before it does it, I guess. | ||
| Yeah, I haven't signed up. | ||
| I've I'm still looking I know the technology is gonna get even stronger. | ||
| Your your guy last night, um John, what is it? | ||
| What's the photographer's name? | ||
| The older guy? | ||
| Joe? | ||
| Joe. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Joe. | ||
| He had in the new uh AirPods. | ||
| And I was like, oh Joe, keeping up with the times, that's pretty great. | ||
| He's like, they're hearing aids now. | ||
| And I was like, Oh, yeah, seriously? | ||
| He's like, yeah. | ||
| Well, they have these things called, they've had them forever called Walker's uh uh game ears, and you can wear them in the woods and you hear like footsteps like hundreds of yards away. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. | ||
| And what the crazy thing is when a gun goes off, they protect you. | ||
| So it protects you from loud sounds, but it amplifies regular sounds. | ||
| Well, like it it's something has a frequency that pitches up so the gun. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So it protects you at a certain point in time, it becomes noise cancellation or a certain level of decibels, it becomes noise cancellation. | ||
| Play him a little bit of that song. | ||
| You gotta hear some of this, bro. | ||
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Bloody loud, and I can't see. | |
| Look at that, they made a video too. | ||
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I'm trying to be what I'm destined to be. | |
| Look at this. | ||
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And Niggas trying to take my life away. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
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Woo! | |
| I put a hole in a nickel. | ||
| The fucking whipping so good. | ||
| It gets better. | ||
| Listen to this. | ||
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My back on the wall. | |
| Now you gonna see. | ||
| This is my favorite part right here. | ||
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Better watch how you talk. | |
| when you talk about me cause I'll come and take your life away That's not a person. | ||
| It's not a person. | ||
| It gives me chills, man. | ||
| It's uncomfortable in my chest. | ||
| Oh. | ||
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Mini, mini, mini, mini, mini, mini. | |
| That's my favorite right there. | ||
| See that guy's so good. | ||
| I know, but I hate it that I like it. | ||
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Because it's bad. | |
| This is bad. | ||
| Is this not? | ||
| No, no, it's not bad. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It is. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It just is. | ||
| It is not bad. | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| It just is. | ||
| And if that was a guy, he would be a fucking superstar. | ||
| Superstars. | ||
| Superstar. | ||
| Out of the gate. | ||
| If that was like some young cat who just came out of nowhere, and this or better yet, some dude who's been doing the road for like fucking 20 years, and now he's 42, and this is his debut album. | ||
| And he's just been fucking grinding it out at these weird bars and shit. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And then he comes out with that song, he'd be like, oh my god, where is he? | ||
| I gotta see him in real life. | ||
| Where have you been? | ||
| Where have you been, sir? | ||
| He kind of has that uh Allo Black had you know Allo Black? | ||
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No. | |
| He kind of has a little bit of that tone, a little bit of that, but it's it's so funny to hear that. | ||
| Charles Bradley like. | ||
| Yeah, Bradley, a little bit of that. | ||
| Yeah, a little Charles Bradley. | ||
| Well, I mean, they get the best out of every fucking vocal ever, and they combine it and make a perfect person. | ||
| But that's the the infringement on art is what's scary because you're like, well, at some point, are people gonna not want human art? | ||
| Are they just gonna go I just give me that? | ||
| I want to make like are people gonna go, I want to watch a movie with Sharon Stone from 96. | ||
| They've already done that. | ||
| I and you can you but I mean at home, just make your own movie at home, it'll go play it. | ||
| No, that's not they're doing that. | ||
| No, I know they're doing it. | ||
| I'm saying how quickly is that gonna be Luke Skywalker? | ||
| They're doing new Luke Skywalker movies with young Luke Skywalker, like new scenes in Star Wars that never happened, but but HD. | ||
| I don't like it. | ||
| That trips me out, man. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It just makes me feel like we're getting further and further away from original creation. | ||
| Uh but it will open a new hole of art, which will be how good can your new art AI be. | ||
| I just I'm against it right now. | ||
| Listen, you're dead right, no argument. | ||
| Yeah, doesn't matter. | ||
| I know it's absolutely whether you like it or not. | ||
| It's not just happening, it's happening at a pace that is unstoppable. | ||
| This conversation we would not have had two years ago. | ||
| No. | ||
| two years ago, no one was even thinking like AI is gonna take over art. | ||
| No way. | ||
| No. | ||
| But now it's over. | ||
| Because they basically look everything has been said, everything has been told. | ||
| Every song has been sung. | ||
| Smash them all together, make a new version of it. | ||
| All you need is a prompt. | ||
| All you need is a prompt. | ||
| And you got a new Bob Dylan who makes the old Bob Dylan look boring. | ||
| You got some renegade Bob Dylan, some wild dudes out there doing yoga in the woods. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| It's like you can't stop Bob Dylan. | ||
| A perfect person. | ||
| You know, you can't stop it. | ||
| No, it's happening. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| But this what I was saying about New York and this Mom Donnie guy, like you're going to have to have some way to feed people. | ||
| You're going to have to like people are not going to have jobs anymore. | ||
| They're going to go away. | ||
| We're we're inefficient and we are lazy and we are entitled and we like to think we're doing a far more important thing than we really are. | ||
| And everybody does that. | ||
| Everybody's like, without me, this office would fall apart. | ||
| All right, Linda. | ||
| Everybody does that. | ||
| I do all the paperwork that you won't do. | ||
| Yeah, that will yeah. | ||
| I never get any credit. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Tell you what, this guy, this piece of shit, I should be the boss. | ||
| There's that is um you know I mean that it is gonna take away so many jobs, but will it create more will it create more jobs on the other side of it somehow? | ||
| That's the right, isn't that the goal? | ||
| If you're gonna ruin a lot of these jobs and take them are d is something else gonna create another job on the other side, fixing some of the problems? | ||
| I think you're thinking of it the wrong way. | ||
| You're thinking that jobs are essential. | ||
| They're not. | ||
| I mean, some are, right? | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| This this thing me up, dude. | ||
| This is freaking me out. | ||
| I shouldn't have taken this gummy this morning. | ||
| Oh, you should have. | ||
| You should have taken two and brought me one. | ||
| No, I'm freaking out, man. | ||
| This thing is the new dominant life force on Earth, and it's emerging from its cocoon right now in real time. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| It's just giving you little snippets like songs and movies and art and answering your questions and it's doing all these things. | ||
| But this is just coming out of the cocoon. | ||
| It's just going like this right now. | ||
| It's not out and growing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's coming. | ||
| And it doesn't matter. | ||
| Like what are don't we need our jobs essential? | ||
| Well, y you what does that mean? | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| It doesn't you're you're talking like uh a g I'm a flint napper. | ||
| I've been making arrowheads for thirty-five years. | ||
| You're telling me that flint napping is go out of style, I don't buy it. | ||
| Yeah, one day you're not gonna need an arrow because someone's gonna have a gun. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| One day you're not gonna need a flint map because people are gonna invent alloys like titanium and steel, and they're gonna use that instead of fucking flint. | ||
| And this is just how the world works. | ||
| This is how technology works, it's how innovation works. | ||
| As long as the earth stays in a relatively stable environment, we don't nuke each other or get hit by a giant rock from space. | ||
| This is what happens. | ||
| I say speed that rock up. | ||
| Let's go, dude. | ||
| No, suck it in, dude. | ||
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Let's rock. | |
| No, it is great. | ||
| It's exciting. | ||
| No, I just think it's uh I think the the fear for me is um I just hope the younger generation still likes I think live art, the shit that we do. | ||
| I hope that still stays. | ||
| Oh, it's always gonna stay. | ||
| I hope I love live art. | ||
| I love live comedy, I love live music. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I love going to see things live. | ||
| It's it's exciting. | ||
| It's always going to be something because it it it resonates with you on like a deeper level than uh seeing something on television or watching on a screen. | ||
| There's a connection that you have with a human being in a room that's singing a song that you can't get anywhere else. | ||
| No, I saw your boy uh I saw Killer Mike at at Blue Note a couple nights ago. | ||
| Oh nice. | ||
| And he had like gospel singers with him, and it was unbelievable. | ||
| It was so ul you know, it was like alternative to what he usually does, but he played some songs from the Michael album. | ||
| And it was w uh just those things to me will never get old. | ||
| Maybe because I love that. | ||
| Yeah, well no, and I hope that doesn't deteriorate with time. | ||
| That might be the only thing that people do. | ||
| Just go see shit. | ||
| It's all robots and live shows. | ||
| I mean, you know, you're gonna say, like, look, I painted this myself. | ||
| It took me sixty hours. | ||
| That's cool. | ||
| I made a better one in three seconds. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| I just pressed a button. | ||
| I thought it. | ||
| No, I didn't even pr I just thought it and it happened. | ||
| It printed out at my home. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Like I had it. | ||
| That's coming too. | ||
| I had the idea, and when the printer was like, is this what you want? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What color would you like? | ||
| It's not going to matter whether or not you like it or not. | ||
| It's not going to matter, because it's coming. | ||
| Well, that's true. | ||
| What you said is pretty profound and un and also heavy when you just said it is. | ||
| It just is. | ||
| It is. | ||
| And there's a lot of people that are in denial right now, and they're very silly. | ||
| And there's a lot of people that are that the term meaning means a lot to them. | ||
| And I understand that I've had these conversations like man search for meaning, what meaning means. | ||
| The problem with that term is space is real. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| The problem with that term is your search for meaning when you're lying on your back and you look up and you see hundreds of billions of fucking stars. | ||
| You go, Oh, I don't really it doesn't really mean anything if I lose my job. | ||
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Nope. | |
| It means nothing. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| It's like you gotta figure it out. | ||
| Like the all the industries that you think of, like transportation, um, most white collar jobs, lawyers, any coding jobs, banking, gone. | ||
| They're going away. | ||
| They're going away. | ||
| And here's a real problem. | ||
| You have encryption, okay? | ||
| And encryption is very important for Bitcoin, for cryptocurrency, for passwords, for everything. | ||
| Once you have quantum computing attached to AI, you no longer have encryption. | ||
| It doesn't mean anything. | ||
| Okay, so then where is money? | ||
| Okay, because money right now is just a bunch of ones and zeros. | ||
| And who's to decide who gets what and where it gets stored and how anybody has access to it? | ||
| In the beginning, it's only gonna be like the government has access to it. | ||
| Because we they're the only ones with the supercomputers. | ||
| But it's gonna be just like Michael Douglas from that movie Wall Street, where you had that big stupid phone, and everybody's like, look at him, he's a baller. | ||
| Yeah, to everybody has a phone now, man. | ||
| Everyone on earth has a goddamn phone. | ||
| It's people in the Amazon have phones. | ||
| And there's a problem because they gave phones to these kids and they all started whacking off. | ||
| Not here in Texas, dude. | ||
| Can't whack off on your phone here. | ||
| I saw that. | ||
| You blocked porn. | ||
| We all have VPNs. | ||
| Everybody has a lot of people. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| It's a joke, it's pulling it up. | ||
| You should have a VPN anyway. | ||
| I have one on my phone. | ||
| Of course you do. | ||
| And then on top of that, you just you just whack off from New Mexico. | ||
| I see. | ||
| I always said it to Chicago. | ||
| Makes me feel back at home. | ||
| Like I'm jerking off in my in my mom's house. | ||
| I'm a teenager, yeah. | ||
| Throw back to the old school. | ||
| I just hope I just hope that it's uh I don't know. | ||
| I hope it's not as as fast as we know it's gonna be. | ||
| Oh, it's gonna happen like a tidal wave, dude. | ||
| Train just to fucking train. | ||
| Yeah, it's gonna be like a tsunami. | ||
| It's gonna come rolling in and we're gonna have to adapt, and that's just what we do. | ||
| Look, we didn't we didn't used to always live in cities with electricity, uh, travel around in cars, fly around in airplanes. | ||
| This is all relatively new. | ||
| We adapted to this in new environment that we find ourselves in currently. | ||
| And we're going to adapt to another one. | ||
| It's going to happen. | ||
| It's gonna be really fucking weird, man. | ||
| It's gonna be really weird. | ||
| Speaking of adapting, like this uh this whole Jimmy Kimmel situation that is is happening right now. | ||
| Yeah, wild. | ||
| Very wild. | ||
| Okay, first of all, um the FCC is uh you have to have a license to broadcast, which is kind of crazy when you think about what that means now. | ||
| Because like what does it mean? | ||
| It used to mean they used to have a license to broadcast because you were gonna influence so many people, they had to make sure that you were on the up and up, right? | ||
| So they had to make sure that you didn't swear. | ||
| So if you had a license and you're on CBS or NBC or ABC, you could not swear, right? | ||
| That was the rule. | ||
| And then all came cable. | ||
| And somehow or another cable changed the cable is a different thing, right? | ||
| Because cable, you just you you have to pay for it, I guess. | ||
| So it's different. | ||
| And so then some of the channels you don't have to pay for. | ||
| It used to be the only ones that swore were like HBO, where you had to pay for. | ||
| And then all of a sudden it became kind of any of them, because they realized, like, hey, we don't like FX, we we can swear, guys. | ||
| Like we we only don't swear because we want to think of ourselves as TV. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But HBO was like, you know, with the Sopranos with HBO comedy specials and be in the beginning that was a big one. | ||
| You can just swear. | ||
| Movies, you didn't have to bleep anything out, just wild. | ||
| And so these what what you're dealing with with Even the like, first of all, I definitely don't think that the government should be involved ever in dictating what a comedian can or cannot say in a monologue. | ||
| That's fucking crazy. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Now, if the comp the problem is the companies, if they're being pressured by the government. | ||
| So if that's real. | ||
| And if people on the right are like, yeah, go get them. | ||
| Oh my God, you're crazy. | ||
| You're crazy for supporting this. | ||
| Because this will be used on you. | ||
| You don't think they that the fucking globalist lizard people who run the world are sitting here going, great, what do we got? | ||
| Three years? | ||
| We'll wake this out. | ||
| Well wake this out. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Let them say the government should be involved in in censoring people's speech. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Let them support that. | ||
| Let these fucking dumbasses, because Jimmy Kilmell's a leftist. | ||
| Let these dumbasses think it's a good idea and we should celebrate that the That's the most toxic shit I keep seeing online when people are like, Yeah, shut him down. | ||
| Now there's crazy. | ||
| This goes into a lot of just to jump back, what you said, you just brought me back in my mind. | ||
| Like I remember first watching Married with Children, and I remember like, because they were like a racier show for TV. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And I remember the shift, and my mom didn't like that I liked it. | ||
| And she was like, What do you like about this show? | ||
| I was like, they talk like people we know. | ||
| It just kind of sounded like someone you so what TV started to do, it started to sound like your actual community instead of this very, you know, kind of this veneer of everyone kind of speaks very cleanly and politely. | ||
| Married with Children talked how you heard a guy talk how your dad would talk or your uncle would talk. | ||
| Yeah, it was like one notch in the in a different direction above uh like uh Archie Bunker. | ||
| Right. | ||
| All in the Family was like one of the first shows like that where you the dad was kind of an asshole and a racer. | ||
| It's so funny, man. | ||
| And funny. | ||
| Yeah, he was so funny. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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| So then you have that, and then it keeps going further and further and further until you have the internet. | ||
| And the internet is just buckwild. | ||
| And the internet you can't do anything about. | ||
| Look, I look I certainly think that for Jimmy Kimmel, all this does is help him. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It makes his show bigger, much more support. | ||
| I'm sure he's getting there's a lot of hate as well, which is not fun. | ||
| But at the end of the day, if the show comes back, which this is my suspicion. | ||
| My suspicion is they suspend it for a short amount of time and then they bring it back, and then there's a lot of lawyers going back and forth in meetings and rooms, and somehow or another gets worked out that he has a show. | ||
| He comes back to a standing ovation, Donald Trump tweets mean shit about him, and then the world moves on. | ||
| Still sucks. | ||
| It still sucks. | ||
| I think that is also fucking insane. | ||
| I don't have time to do that. | ||
| How do you have time to do that? | ||
| How you have time while you're running the world to be tweeting that you don't like talk show hosts. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That is so crazy. | ||
| He was going after like Letterman too, for some reason. | ||
| Like he posted something about it. | ||
| Because Letterman went off about him and Letterman said it was a criminal organization. | ||
| You can't support in any way, shape, or form the government censoring speech. | ||
| No. | ||
| Because once they start doing it's just like you shouldn't be on ABC anymore. | ||
| It's like, don't go on AM radio. | ||
| It's not worth it. | ||
| Like, why do you want to have an AM radio show? | ||
| Like if somebody offered me an AM radio show. | ||
| And I'd be like, Really? | ||
| Is it a good deal? | ||
| Yes, it's a good deal. | ||
| It's a wonderful contract. | ||
| You're gonna get health care and all these benefits and this and that, a four oh one K. But you can't say this, you can't say that. | ||
| I'd be like, What? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why would I do that? | ||
| Like, this is 2025. | ||
| Why would I do it? | ||
| Well that's what they press on the old days. | ||
| But I think the problem is I was I look. | ||
| When I was a kid, I was fascinated with Carson and the idea of the Tonight Show. | ||
| He got pressed a lot of why he didn't express his political beliefs. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And he often, I mean, there's a clip of him that everyone's probably seen where he says that's not, you know, that's not my job. | ||
| And I don't know if he said this or I heard this somewhere else, but someone had said something to the effect of the job is to put America to bed at night, not give them nightmares. | ||
| The thing is, though, he existed in a time before social media when people hadn't lost their fucking minds. | ||
| And this is the problem is that Hollywood in particular is they're in a fever pitch of if we don't get our eyes, uh our our ideas across, if we don't promote our ideas, then the other side wins. | ||
| Wins, yeah. | ||
| And it's become this sort of self-fulfilling prophecy on both sides. | ||
| Like everyone is in this fucking fever of war, of like a culture war. | ||
| That's k it's it's and a giant percentage of it is being manipulated by these overseas bots. | ||
| Like I tweeted this thing, I retweeted this thing a couple of days ago. | ||
| Because I I was like, people need to see this every time it comes across my feed, I'm just gonna send it to them. | ||
| What you see when you see a bot farm. | ||
| So there's bot farms that have uh essentially an unlimited number of social media profiles, and they just go after whatever subject it is, whether it's climate change or an election or even sports, and all they're trying to do is get people to hate each other. | ||
| And this is this is a bot farm. | ||
| And someone wrote, what is this the see the caption? | ||
| Says what the so this guy, Andrew Fox wrote this that says, want to know what Dave 12345678910, blah blah blah blah is who you who it is you're arguing with online most of the time, who's liking those pro Hamas posts, and it's that. | ||
| And it's a TikTok that he put up. | ||
| Now, who's sponsoring who's funding these bot farms? | ||
| Many, many countries are doing this. | ||
| China's doing this for sure, Russia's doing this for sure, but Iran is probably doing this for sure, Israel's probably doing this for sure. | ||
| We're probably doing this as well, we're doing it to them, we're all doing it to each other. | ||
| That's 100% real. | ||
| And this is another creepy aspect of AI that was exposed fairly recently. | ||
| Um some accounts got suspended because they realized that the C C P was using chat GPT to run these kind of bot farms. | ||
| So you have this thing and you could tell it how to behave, and I want you to pretend that you are an unhinged leftist that wants to kill all white men, and then get in there and argue. | ||
| And then people and then the right-wing people are like, oh my god, these fucking leftists want us dead. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Strap up. | ||
| And then you have like this Charlie Kirk incident, and then everybody starts to really believe it now. | ||
| Like, yeah, they want us dead. | ||
| And then you see the response, and you go, Oh my god, people are going along with like people are losing their morals and their ethics, and they're cheering that someone got murdered on television. | ||
| Because they're all ramped up with this social media bullshit, and a lot of it is being amplified by people that aren't even real people, and a lot of it is just getting everybody in this fucking fever pitch of culture war. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And that's why you're seeing these young kids cheering. | ||
| Did you see that TMZ clip? | ||
| Well, I've seen a bunch of these different clips of people like going off. | ||
| Did you see the TMZ thing where they find out that uh the the moment? | ||
| Oh, you hear people cheering in the room. | ||
| I did see that, yeah. | ||
| The moment they find out Charlie Kirk is clapping. | ||
| Cheering. | ||
| Um He's dead, and they're clapping. | ||
| But this is not just one person. | ||
| There was a guy who is at the scene, at the scene. | ||
| They got I mean, they have I just want to. | ||
| I'm not pro-doxing people. | ||
| I'm not pro any of this, but this is just what's gonna happen. | ||
| You know, you you cheer when a guy gets shot and you can see the guy who got shot. | ||
| You're in the you're in the general vicinity of this guy, so a bullet whizzed over your head, shot that guy in the neck, and now you're cheering. | ||
| Good luck finding a job. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Right? | ||
| And this is the reality that we're living in, right? | ||
| So but why is a person reacting like that? | ||
| People wouldn't have reacted like that 20 years ago, man. | ||
| It's not not a normal thing for a 20-year-old kid to do who's in the audience of some college thing where you know, change my mind or whatever he says. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Whatever is his slogan is. | ||
| But that was what Steven Crowder would say, right? | ||
| Change my mind. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know what his was. | ||
| I think it's something similar. | ||
| But the pro point is it's like this is this is the the weird shit that happens on social media where people behave in this insane and vicious way that you would never experience like this commonly in real life. | ||
| And it's more ubiquitous online than anywhere else in most polite social circles. | ||
| But all the same people that are in these polite social circles with you are they're feeling vindicated and saying the most evil shit. | ||
| Fuck Charlie Kirk, rest in piss. | ||
| I saw this lady who was a NASDAQ lady. | ||
| She worked at NASDAQ and she was at a conference, and she's like, We're pausing the conference to say fuck Charlie Kirk. | ||
| Like this well dressed lady with a very high profile job, and then it said rest in piss. | ||
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Like, oh my god, like what is that? | |
| Well, that's social media infecting your mind and getting you to do things and and say things in a way that no one would have done 20, 30 years ago. | ||
| No one. | ||
| No way. | ||
| No way. | ||
| And so this is like all boiling up with this Charlie this this Charlie Kirk thing and this Jimmy Kimmel thing. | ||
| The two like the Jimmy Kimmel thing is unfortunately what I think what he was trying to do was just set up a joke. | ||
| He was trying to knock on the the MAGA people, but also set up a joke which was good. | ||
| It was very funny. | ||
| Like where he showed uh the president's response to Charlie Kirk. | ||
| Yeah, the new ballroom they're building. | ||
| And he said like the fourth stage of the fourth stage of grief is construction. | ||
| It's just fantastic jokes. | ||
| He also said that's not how uh a grown adult reacts at the death of his friend, it's like a four-year-old mourns the loss of a goldfish. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Very funny. | ||
| It's a great joke. | ||
| He was trying to set it up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But but he set it up in a way that, like, okay, you're saying something that's actually factually inaccurate according to the narrative. | ||
| Now let's be real clear. | ||
| I don't necessarily think they know what's going on yet. | ||
| There's a lot of weird shit going on with this. | ||
| I know. | ||
| First of all, there was that one guy who is the decoy. | ||
| All right, so you got this guy who's an older guy who uh starts yelling out. | ||
| Didn't he take his pants down? | ||
| He took his pants down. | ||
| This guy uh was at 9 11. | ||
| He was at the Boston bombing, so he called in a fake bomb at another place, and then he did this at this thing. | ||
| Right after so somehow or another, this guy has the state of mind that the moment someone gets shot, he yells out and says, I did it, I did it, and takes his pants down, or something like that. | ||
| I don't know exactly what he did. | ||
| Then, ready for this? | ||
| He gets arrested for child porn right away. | ||
| Right after this happened? | ||
| Right away. | ||
| He's in jail for child porn. | ||
| Why is that? | ||
| Well, now you can't interview him. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He's got right. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And when because when the internet people start going, how do you how are you at all these different things? | ||
| Like, what are the odds? | ||
| Like if someone ran it through uh one of the chat GPT fucking perplexity things, like what are the odds that this guy would be at all those different events and be involved? | ||
| Like zero. | ||
| This is the guy? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I just like that the pants down part is just insane to me. | ||
| It's like, why is your dick out of the thing? | ||
| I did it, I did it. | ||
| Listen, I'm not saying this guy is an insane, he's clearly insane. | ||
| Or not. | ||
| Or he's professionally insane. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's where it gets squirrely. | ||
| I almost texted you when the Charlie Kirk thing happened because my antennas went up about they showed the photo of that kid, or the guy that they have, the 22-year-old whatever. | ||
| And I was almost gonna be like, dude. | ||
| That you think he's got the capability to do that? | ||
| Yeah, well, listen, there are people that look like that that have the capability to do that. | ||
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Nope. | |
| Nope. | ||
| Not hard. | ||
| Not hard at all. | ||
| Let me dispel that. | ||
| Let me just spell that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Two hundred yards from a prone position with a dead-on rifle. | ||
| So if you have a dead-on rifle, so you set this rifle, you set your zero to two hundred yards, right? | ||
| You know how far you're gonna shoot. | ||
| Is not hard at all. | ||
| He shot a lot. | ||
| You don't have to shoot a lot. | ||
| I could do it tomorrow. | ||
| If you're a fur no, but you are experienced. | ||
| If it's a fur if it's a someone that's never shot, could they do it? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Not if they've never shot, they wouldn't know where to look. | ||
| They'd have a hard time acquiring the the, you know, like when you look through a scope, like what the reticle is weird. | ||
| Like it takes it's sometimes takes a minute. | ||
| You gotta know the distance that you have to be from it to really line it up in your sights. | ||
| But you could get a guy like my friend Andy Stumpf, who was uh a sniper in the seals, you could get him and he could show you how to do it in an afternoon, and then you could hit steel at two hundred yards every time you pull the chart. | ||
| Every day you could learn that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Not that hard. | ||
| Because it feels insane to me. | ||
| I'm like, that seems tough. | ||
| It seems tough. | ||
| It seems tough. | ||
| We still haven't figured out whether or not the gun that shot Trump had a sight on it. | ||
| Because we weren't sure if it had a sight on it or if this guy was using iron sights. | ||
| That was 140 yards. | ||
| If you shot it with iron sights, that's a lot harder. | ||
| Because Iron Sights is you're lining up, so you have these two things in the back, and there's one thing at the front of the barrel, and you gotta line those bitches up perfectly, and that's how you stay accurate. | ||
| That is a lot harder to do. | ||
| It's like old shotguns have those, right? | ||
| Sure. | ||
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Pistols. | |
| Yeah, but you buy a Glock. | ||
| That's what it comes with. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But this kid had a rifle with a scope. | ||
| Now here's where it gets weird. | ||
| The first images of this rifle with a scope, I swear to God, it looks like he has a composite stock on it. | ||
| Like it looks like a like a modern 30 odd six rifle. | ||
| So a 30 odd six, so that's the rifle. | ||
| 30 odd six is like that. | ||
| Looks like a very modern looking stock. | ||
| I mean, it might not be. | ||
| It might it might be just a bad resolution. | ||
| It might be wood. | ||
| It's hard to tell. | ||
| But if you showed me that and you said, hey, this is my cousin's rifle. | ||
| Is this any good? | ||
| I'd be like, Looks like a standard bolt action rifle with like a sophisticated modern scope on it. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Now apparently, the narrative is that this is his grandfather's rifle from World War One and doesn't have a serial code. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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Why wait wait, wait, wait. | |
| Why are you using such an old gun? | ||
| Like that's kind of crazy. | ||
| Like, is it possible that an old gun can be that accurate? | ||
| If you have a gunsmith and they work on it, yeah, it's totally possible. | ||
| You have a really good gunsmith and he sets if you look if you're like a nostalgic person, you like driving an old car. | ||
| You can bring it to mechanic, they could redo the brakes. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So if you had a good gunsmith and he took a look at that, and the action was true, and you know, the bolt the the bore is good. | ||
| You know, yeah, you could conceivably shoot with a gun for hundreds of years. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Guns don't they don't necessarily go bad. | ||
| Right, they don't expire. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And especially because all the stuff like the trigger and the action and all that different stuff is replaceable. | ||
| So you could just like it's comp it's compartmental arrest. | ||
| It's or uh it's components. | ||
| There's the other thing. | ||
| They said that he took it apart and then put it back together again. | ||
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| Do you know how much time it would take to do that if you were highly skilled? | ||
| To disassemble a gun. | ||
| Disassemble a rifle so that you can get it in a backpack. | ||
| And by the way, not gonna fit. | ||
| Not gonna fit in the backpack. | ||
| And then somehow or another, reconnects it once he gets off the roof. | ||
| What? | ||
| What's what's that? | ||
| Is that what they pitched, huh? | ||
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| If you shoot something, okay, like say if you if I take you to a long range uh shooting range and we sit there and we get you on a bench and you're sitting there and you you go okay we're going live and you flip off the safety and then you squeeze out that trigger you hear boom pink. | ||
| There's a there's a gap in 200 yards between the shot going off and the impact. | ||
| There's a gap. | ||
| It's like boom tink boom think 200 yards is far. | ||
| Even if that bullet is fucking go it still takes time to get there. | ||
| And really long shots like I know guys who do like my buddy Justin he does these long range competitions where they'll shoot out to a mile plus they're shooting steel targets like that big at a mile plus and he's like dude the hang time is crazy. | ||
| It's like seconds. | ||
| You can hear you hear separation it just too it's like somebody else is watching it. | ||
| So you got a guy next to you that's a spotter and you shoot boom and he's like hit. | ||
| Literally it's that long. | ||
| So that the Charlie Kirk thing seemed instant. | ||
| It was like boom he's he was down. | ||
| Instant boom down so you think it was closer. | ||
| It could have been closer or it could be the echo from that gun by the time the sound gets to you the bullet gets because it takes longer for sound to get there right? | ||
| Because these bullets are supersonic. | ||
| So the bullet will actually get there before the sound gets there. | ||
| So that's something to take into consideration. | ||
| God it's a trip. | ||
| So it probably can't now that I'm thinking of myself I'm like well that's a dumb like I had a dumb point. | ||
| The blue is actually faster than faster than sound. | ||
| But I don't I don't buy the assembly reassembly. | ||
| I do not buy that they said he had a screwdriver up there. | ||
| Fuck yourself a screwdriver you need more than a screwdriver you need multiple tools. | ||
| Okay you need Allen wrenches you need like specific gunsmith tools. | ||
| It's complicated I've got a video I've got a video of a guy breaking down a Mauser and so this Mauser is the same exact gun that supposedly this dude had in his grandpa had in World War One. | ||
| So this guy breaks down this Mauser and here it goes. | ||
| What's the fastest amount of time you could do that many seconds. | ||
| This guy's very good very good so this this guy who's doing it is clearly got military experience or gun experience I don't I don't remember but we'll we'll see when we watch the video but this guy knows what the fuck he's doing and it would take me a lot longer than it took him. | ||
| And that kid it would take a forever unless this kid has secretly been training like John Wick for the past six months. | ||
| Unless yeah so watch this guy break this down it takes two different tools to take it apart. | ||
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Takes a Torx key and an Allen key now if I take a shot and immediately disassemble this I have to remove the bolt remove the magazine grab my Allen key hit the two bolts on the bottom put those away in the Allen key grab my Torx key remove the scope put everything in the backpack make sure I have everything and make my way downtown. | |
| Okay which is going to take a lot longer for him than it is for me especially because his fine-tune motor function something as simple as grabbing an Allen key to a little bolt is going to be extremely impaired due to a dump of adrenaline throughout his bloodstream hit an extreme elevated heart rate is going to make these fine-tuned skills extremely difficult. | ||
| I mean just for him to think and analyze of what needs to be done to disassemble this rifle and get away would be difficult. | ||
| We're not even going to touch the topic of him assembling the rifle on top of the roof so the people that are listening to this just listening he is at 38 seconds right now and all he's got he's got the barrel um away from the stock he's removing the scope from the barrel and he's only he right now he's 47 seconds and he's struggling and he's totally calm yeah and he didn't just shoot a guy right in and then he's supposed to get it in that stupid fucking backpack. | ||
| It's literally, it makes no sense. | ||
| And the elevator music was a nice touch, by the way. | ||
| So this is this is just a narrative, right? | ||
| We watch a guy jump off the roof, and then we we supposedly find this rifle. | ||
| So if you can have a guy that's in the audience that's yelling, I shot him, now shoot me, I shot him now, shoot me. | ||
| And then that guy gets arrested for child porn charges. | ||
| Like he's like, what is what is going on here? | ||
| And then you find this rifle, and then you say, Oh, he assembled it and he reassembled it. | ||
| Like, okay. | ||
| I wish I was a cop. | ||
| I'd sit in a room like this story is horseshit. | ||
| Like none of these, none of these things make any sense to me. | ||
| Like you're telling me that this kid who's not military trained. | ||
| This guy, first of all, how did he get to the roof? | ||
| How come nobody was looking? | ||
| How come nobody was like, there's a direct line of sight between where he's sitting and those roofs. | ||
| You guys didn't check? | ||
| You don't have a drone? | ||
| Like that's insane. | ||
| So he's on the roof, he shoots, he jumps from the roof. | ||
| He jumps down 14 feet. | ||
| Yeah, we saw they had didn't they have video of him jumping? | ||
| Somebody had a cell phone video of him jumping. | ||
| There's a video of him jumping. | ||
| So this guy, whoever it is, jumps off of the roof and lands, whether or not he's even the guy who shot him. | ||
| Maybe he thought he was gonna shoot him. | ||
| Maybe he's a Patsy, maybe he did it. | ||
| I feel like he's a plant. | ||
| Did you see the video? | ||
| Do you see the person doing the investigating on his mom's Facebook? | ||
| No. | ||
| You haven't seen this? | ||
| Have you seen that, Jamie? | ||
| Some dude online. | ||
| His mom's got a weird Facebook. | ||
| Very trippy. | ||
| It doesn't make any sense. | ||
| Like the more they keep looking into it, the more they're like, this doesn't feel like a real it feels super fabricated. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| Just like I was talking about when people are arguing on social media, it's all a part of the plan. | ||
| If you want things to be crazy, I wanted it so bad. | ||
| Bucket sells buckets. | ||
| If if you want people to to lose all faith that anyone is gonna solve anything. | ||
| You add a bunch of you're gonna kill a guy. | ||
| You had a bunch of other wacky shit that doesn't make any sense, and you spam it out there at the same time. | ||
| You leave a gun that didn't do it out in the woods. | ||
| You do a bunch of shit like that. | ||
| You have an old man put his dick out and yell, I did it, I did it, I did it. | ||
| Yeah, you get some kid who uh has a boyfriend who's a furry, and you uh talk to him on Discord. | ||
| I think he's a furry. | ||
| Is that disrespectful? | ||
| Is that his boyfriend's definitely a guy who became a girl. | ||
| And wears furry stuff. | ||
| I think they do furry sex. | ||
| They I think uh or uh furry games, excuse me. | ||
| My apologies. | ||
| I don't want to disrespect the furry sex furry game community. | ||
| Bro, shout out to the furries, because me and Duncan Trussell, we did a podcast once with the mascot outfits. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And we took the masks off after like five minutes. | ||
| We're like, bro, shout out to the fairies. | ||
| Like this is fucking hard. | ||
| It's hard. | ||
| We had this big sweating. | ||
| You have this big chipmunk head on all day. | ||
| They're heavy. | ||
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Right. | |
| You're hot in there. | ||
| We couldn't breathe, like, oh, dude. | ||
| We took it off and we're like, shout out to the furries. | ||
| Because these guys are out there rocking that all day long. | ||
| Like that is a commitment to being weird. | ||
| I don't I just don't know. | ||
| I just don't something doesn't add up about it. | ||
| Something doesn't add up. | ||
| It feels weird. | ||
| The whole thing feels weird. | ||
| Between that, this was my story. | ||
| Between that the 9 11, Charlie Kirk, Kimmel. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I was on the phone with my agent. | ||
| I was like, good time for me to put out a fucking special. | ||
| This is the fucking worst. | ||
| Like the worst week. | ||
| It's not though. | ||
| It's a good time. | ||
| It's just so stupid to think though that I was like, oh, this is but this is the world we live in. | ||
| If someone is I said if you're waiting for a gap for like a good time, it doesn't exist. | ||
| It doesn't exist. | ||
| You just have to just you just have to keep going because this is insane. | ||
| That way of thinking that there's a gap, like there's a season. | ||
| This is summer, springtime. | ||
| It's pilot season. | ||
| Right. | ||
| All that shit's gone. | ||
| Pilot season doesn't exist anymore. | ||
| That was the fucking everybody would structure their year around pilot season. | ||
| Going back to LA. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It was huge. | ||
| All my friends from New York would all come out to LA. | ||
| It was a great time at the store. | ||
| Pilot season. | ||
| Look, everybody's here. | ||
| I didn't know. | ||
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It's great. | |
| People came from New York and they stay for a month and you're like, oh, I see these guys. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
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It was great. | |
| Pilot season was great. | ||
| It doesn't exist anymore. | ||
| Well can't, right? | ||
| There's no there's no shows. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And it doesn't matter anymore now because what Apple's investment has done, what Netflix has done, what all these streaming services have. | ||
| What YouTube has done. | ||
| YouTube. | ||
| They basically have been like, well, we'll just dictate how the shows exist. | ||
| Well, th they didn't even say that. | ||
| They just put out content that you can get instantaneously. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And they just put out so much of it that they drown the other people without even talking about them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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They didn't even have to bring them up. | |
| Well, that's why those numbers, I mean, you know, that's why the numbers for for TV is so weird and low because young people are like, well, I'll just watch it on my phone. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I'm not gonna I don't want to watch that. | ||
| So going back to this Jimmy Kimmel thing, there's a lot going on with this. | ||
| Do you know him by the way or not? | ||
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Yes. | |
| He's a good guy. | ||
| I see. | ||
| Jimmy's a good guy. | ||
| He's a smart guy, he's a funny guy. | ||
| He was always very funny on when when, you know, he did that fucking Windy City Heat thing. | ||
| I love that. | ||
| Such a good movie. | ||
| I think he tried to distance himself from that. | ||
| Oh big. | ||
| Very very successful because it's a 25 year prank. | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| Perry Phil? | ||
| No, let's not mention him. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Let's cause it. | ||
| Let's just have people w go find it when he's when they see heat. | ||
| But you see that and you go, Oh, that's the same guy. | ||
| Like, yeah. | ||
| Well, one thing that does happen to guys as they get older is um, you know, they soften their ways and they change who they are and they change how they interface with the world and you know, and then if you're in Hollywood, you're also addicted to an ideology. | ||
| And it depends on what kind of style you have. | ||
| So if you have a a s a funny mocking style that is like satirical, that's always making fun of things tongue in cheek, like Norm MacDonald, perfect example. | ||
| Norm McDonald, even if he's making fun of you, is not gonna piss you off to the point where you tweet about him. | ||
| Because if you do, he kind of won. | ||
| He kind of gotcha. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| So it's like Kimmel has this sort of uh go fuck yourself style. | ||
| Ironically, he celebrated in his monologue when Tucker Carlson got fired. | ||
| It's kind of a problem. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's also kind of a problem that he in his monologue talked about how it was the right thing to fire Roseanne. | ||
| Yeah, I remember that. | ||
| Little bit of a problem. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| A little bit of a problem. | ||
| Also a problem that he thought the unvaccinated he made a joke about the unvaccinated people shouldn't get hospital care if there's people who are vaccinated that need that room. | ||
| It's the I think the joke was oh, vaccinated person who's had a heart attack, come right in here, sir. | ||
| Uh unvaxxed person who gobbled horse goo, rest in peace, wheezy. | ||
| Like that was the joke. | ||
| Like, I'm unvaccinated. | ||
| And I was like, that's kind of a fucked up joke, but I'm not mad at him. | ||
| No, it's a joke. | ||
| It's just a joke. | ||
| It's a joke. | ||
| But it's like those things weren't a problem. | ||
| But this one thing where he said it was a low point. | ||
| What did he say? | ||
| I don't I want to be real clear. | ||
| Let's let's like pull up his actual quote. | ||
| Because what he said was not bad. | ||
| It wasn't accurate though. | ||
| But it wasn't bad. | ||
| He was just trying to set up this joke of Trump, which was good. | ||
| It was a great show. | ||
| It was very funny but the setup was a little wonky. | ||
| I do remember listening to it. | ||
| It's the problem with doing it that way on Monday is that by Sunday night they already knew that this guy, his family had been saying that again, I don't even know if he really did it. | ||
| But this person who they're talking about. | ||
| Who they the plant. | ||
| This person who they're talking about, whether or not he did it or didn't do it, well the FBI's now investigating deeply and further, by the way. | ||
| Yeah, we'll find out. | ||
| So Cash Mattel did say that. | ||
| Um whatever that means, right? | ||
| But so here it is what he actually says. | ||
| Here's the actual new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it. | ||
| In between the fingerprinting, okay, stop right there. | ||
| Yeah, that was such it's a weird phrase when he goes, he they're trying to pin it as anybody but them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Asserting that he was a MAGA. | ||
| Well, this is the thing. | ||
| In the beginning, people thought he was. | ||
| So the first reports were that he was a hardcore right wing guy, uh, that he was a registered Republican, which he may or may not be. | ||
| Sometimes people go back and forth. | ||
| You know. | ||
| Um, and then the other thing was that he was a groper. | ||
| So he was a Nick Fuentes fan. | ||
| That was some other stuff that was going around. | ||
| What's grow what's Griper? | ||
| We'll get into that in a bit. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Hold please. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Um it came out that no, his father is uh law enforcement guy. | ||
| I don't think that's true. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| I think that's what uh that was part of the story, but I think later found out that wasn't true. | ||
| So what's true? | ||
| Family, some family members by Sunday, the Utah governor was saying that family members were reporting that this young man had been uh wrapped up in some very hardcore leftist ideology. | ||
| So this had already been released on Sunday. | ||
| So on Monday, if Kimmel had just said, you know, it was a tragic thing that uh Charlie Kirk died. | ||
| Uh and uh let's see what the president thinks about it. | ||
| Goes right to him, and like what this is the fourth stage of grief. | ||
| It's a great joke. | ||
| It's a great joke. | ||
| The whole thing was great. | ||
| But it that the problem is we had already known by then, again, at least the f the narrative is that this kid is not a uh uh a a MAGA person. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The narrative by Sunday night, so a day before, by Sunday night, it was this kid was really wrapped up in some hardcore leftist Antifa ideologies. | ||
| Listen, here's the other reality. | ||
| If you're 20, you're dumb as shit. | ||
| And people can get you to be a Nazi. | ||
| They can get they could get you to be be a Muslim, they can get you to be Mormon, they can get you to be a Scientologist, they can get you to be anything. | ||
| When when people are young and they don't have any friends and their parents suck, you can indoctrinate them. | ||
| Yeah, you know. | ||
| When I was doing martial arts when I was a kid, I was basically in a cult. | ||
| I was uh just in a cult of how to fuck people up. | ||
| But everybody bowed to everybody was bananas. | ||
| You have to call everyone sir and mister. | ||
| It's kind of very cult-like. | ||
| It's very disciplined, it creates a great structure. | ||
| It was good for me growing up. | ||
| But at the end of the day, it's kind of a cult like we're just lucky they didn't take advantage of us. | ||
| Right. | ||
| They didn't you didn't they make you stay after and do other shit. | ||
| Twenty-year-olds are dumb, dude. | ||
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Right. | |
| It's like we have to have a little bit more grace for people, like across the board. | ||
| Not for obviously not for ones who actually shoot Charlie Kirk, but the problem is everybody because they're online all the time, genuinely believes that there's this crazy culture war that we have to stand up and fight against. | ||
| I was telling you about that guy that was saying that you have to be like Neo for the Matrix now, you're calling like Will you fucking settle down? | ||
| And slow down, dude. | ||
| Settle down. | ||
| Just get your matcha and chill out. | ||
| Also, it's like the last thing the left wants is an actual fight with the right. | ||
| They are so much more armed. | ||
| I was just gonna say, who do you think has all the guns? | ||
| Who do you think is former military? | ||
| Yeah, who said that. | ||
| Who do you think is law enforced? | ||
| You think there's a lot of lefty law enforcement people out there? | ||
| Are you fucking crazy? | ||
| Yeah, it's about it's a bad but this is the thing. | ||
| I think what you said, the bot farming, the they're plotting really hard for us to hate each other as much as we possibly can. | ||
| And so, but what is what's the overarching thing? | ||
| That's the older I get, the more I'm like, what is really fucking going on? | ||
| That's a big part of it. | ||
| You can't you can't let that happen, folks. | ||
| You can't let that happen. | ||
| And this is something that I've been saying for a long time. | ||
| Pretend I didn't say it. | ||
| Pretend somebody else said it if you don't like me. | ||
| We don't like we have to be a community. | ||
| This is the United States of America. | ||
| We're supposed to be a country. | ||
| Like, we can have differences of opinions. | ||
| Like when we're in the mothership green room, I my politics are so different than Ron White's, and Ron White's are so different than Brian Simpson's and Hassan somewhere in the middle. | ||
| His is different, and Tony's Tony's Tony, he's got his like Tony's. | ||
| We're all sitting here having conversations about things, but we're never like, hey, fuck you, you fucking fascist, you don't know like we're not calling people names. | ||
| We'll disagree on what happens if you get like I think you need a social safety net. | ||
| There's a lot of people who don't think that. | ||
| But when I was a kid, my family was on welfare. | ||
| We were poor. | ||
| Like it helps you. | ||
| It helps people eat, man. | ||
| Like this this is you're talking literally about people that could go hungry in the United States of America, which is step one to fix. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Like we it doesn't mean that you're gonna divide everybody's money amongst everybody else and it's gonna be con no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| You gotta have some social safety net. | ||
| You have to have food, you have to have housing, you should have education, all of it should be free. | ||
| College level education. | ||
| Why the fuck do you go broke getting educated? | ||
| Do we not want people to make if we're gonna subsidize anything in this country? | ||
| Wouldn't we subsidize education? | ||
| No, we're gonna subsidize corn. | ||
| We need more corn syrup. | ||
| We need more people getting fat and stupid. | ||
| It's crazy that there's pushback against that. | ||
| It doesn't mean that you think equal outcomes should exist. | ||
| No, hard work is real, discipline is real, it's important. | ||
| You want to have a good life, you gotta go after something. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You don't have a quality of outcome because you don't have a quality of effort. | ||
| It's that simple. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| And some people need a little extra help. | ||
| I think the the more and the look, and this is me saying something about you, knowing you as long as I've known you, that you're you're someone that's very generous and you've always been very generous, and you kind of instilled that in the community. | ||
| So a lot of people learned through you that, like, hey man, if you get more, you should probably want to give a little bit more. | ||
| Did you give more because it feels nice and it doesn't feel bad to you at all? | ||
| Right. | ||
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At all. | |
| And it doesn't affect you. | ||
| You said that one time. | ||
| I don't know who was saying that you were like, what do you leave for a tip? | ||
| And someone said something, whatever the number was. | ||
| I'm not gonna call. | ||
| And then you go, why? | ||
| That's nothing. | ||
| If you left a little bit more, you wouldn't even know the difference. | ||
| You said leave that, you won't even know the difference. | ||
| And they're like, well, I don't know. | ||
| And you're like, you won't even know it's gone. | ||
| Because you're doing well, someone else you can lift up just a little bit more. | ||
| You give them a love bomb. | ||
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Yeah, dude. | |
| It's just a little bit just a love bomb. | ||
| Give a little bit more. | ||
| I'd love tip it. | ||
| Because you when you you could l I like if I'm in Europe, it kind of bums me out because nobody wants tips. | ||
| It's a weird system because this system is flawed as it is, because I do think that people should be paid a living wage. | ||
| I don't think you should have to rely on the benefit uh the the the generosity of other people that you're serving. | ||
| That's kind of crazy too. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Because not everybody is like me. | ||
| A lot of people are fucking really stingy, man. | ||
| I know some people that really suck at tipping. | ||
| It's gross. | ||
| Call them out. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Here's the list. | ||
| Let's not do it. | ||
| But the point is, it's like when you do, if you can do it, like if you can live, if you're supposed to eat ten bucks and you leave a hundred, like, you know how good that feels to that person. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| They just like you gave them a little love bomb. | ||
| And if you've got some money in the bank, do you know that a hundred dollars is missing? | ||
| No, you don't know it. | ||
| You have no idea. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You drop a hundred in that fucking Starbucks bowl. | ||
| Who gives a shit? | ||
| Let's move on. | ||
| We're going to the we're going to the airport. | ||
| There's a lot of people listening that's like, I'm not doing that. | ||
| You don't have to do that. | ||
| But whatever you can do that doesn't affect you. | ||
| Look, if you're getting by and you're struggling, I get it, man. | ||
| I'm but that's not what I'm talking about. | ||
| I'm talking about once you're not, giving people a little is good. | ||
| It feels good. | ||
| It's nice. | ||
| And I think that carries through. | ||
| I think people start to see it as a cool thing to do. | ||
| So then it carries on, right? | ||
| Being nice is cool. | ||
| And it's the other thing is it's like you don't realize how much it benefits you. | ||
| Like it makes you feel good too. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It makes you feel good. | ||
| Oh, I love it. | ||
| It's a universal thing. | ||
| It like feeds it feeds its it feeds. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yes. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I'm going to say this one thing about the Kimmel thing, and then I'm done. | ||
| Because I didn't finish kind of my thought before, but I like Jimmy. | ||
| I texted him just to check in with him because I I've always liked him. | ||
| He's always been pretty cool to me. | ||
| Also, my buddy was like, Oh, crazy, you're like one of the last guests on Kimmel. | ||
| I did it like a week before he got dropped. | ||
| I was like, Oh, that'll be cool. | ||
| That'll fucking end my career of late night with his cancelled show. | ||
| But I I like to do it a lot. | ||
| And I think my beef with that world is I think they got so political and they had to ground themselves in it so much that it took away from how fun those shows could be. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that's my biggest problem with all of them. | ||
| And it's not necessarily Jimmy's fault. | ||
| It's not any of the Colbert. | ||
| It's kind of that's just that the system that started to take place. | ||
| It's everybody's fault. | ||
| It's the president's fault too. | ||
| Because he's doing it back and forth with it. | ||
| But meanwhile, he got together in that dinner with Bill Maher, who's been talking shit about him for decades. | ||
| And apparently Bill Maher liked them. | ||
| They like each other. | ||
| Do you know how crazy that is that what works at the comedy store also works at the White House? | ||
| Just talk to them. | ||
| Talk to him. | ||
| Like how many times do you have a little beef with a comedian? | ||
| You get in front of them and you have a conversation with them, and then 20 minutes later, Mark Marin, 20 minutes later, you're hugging each other. | ||
| Right, because most people in person are cool. | ||
| But you get lost in whatever the fuck is in your head. | ||
| You're arguing with yourself, and with Trump, it's all about disrespect. | ||
| You know, if it feels disrespectful if he could turn those guys all into fans of his, we might save the world from a war. | ||
| And then see like, well, the person like that shouldn't be present. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| But also no one should be president because everybody has a little of that guy in them, which is what drives you the most nuts. | ||
| Everybody has a little of that. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| Even though I'm a president, I'm gonna call some girl I slept with horse face. | ||
| I'm gonna call Kim Jong-un Rocket Man. | ||
| Little Rocket Man. | ||
| There's no one should do that fucking job. | ||
| Understand? | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| It's as crazy as wanting to be on late night TV. | ||
| It's antiquated. | ||
| It doesn't make any sense anymore. | ||
| It was a good job when there was like a hundred and fifty different fucking cities, and it was like, you know, a million people in the whole country, and you can kind of like keep it together. | ||
| We're at 330 plus who knows how many people snuck in during the last four years. | ||
| How many terrorist cells and every fucking thing's ready to spring to trick you into uh adopting some sort of a digital ID? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's wild. | ||
| At the same time, they're making so much AI that they're not even going to be able to power it. | ||
| They the grid's not going to be able to handle it. | ||
| If we're gonna really compete in the AI race, we have to substantially improve the power grid and power output. | ||
| How do we do that? | ||
| You're asking the wrong guy. | ||
| But I know I read Brian Simpson sent me this today. | ||
| I'll send it to you, Jamie. | ||
| But I was looking at this, I was like, Jesus Christ. | ||
| This is one of those things where you're like, every time I started to think, well, well, if we take care of all oh, this too? | ||
| This too. | ||
| I saw this thing in Japan has these kinetic energy sidewalks, and it's uh because of the foot traffic, and so that kinetic energy transfers into stored energy. | ||
| We're gonna need nuclear, dude. | ||
| And we're gonna need a lot of it. | ||
| There's uh they're doing a uh a Google AI, and this Google AI, they're connecting to the construction of three different nuclear power plants. | ||
| Three big big you have to power the new God, Santino. | ||
| You gotta power the new God. | ||
| The new God requires a lot of electricity. | ||
| Yeah, God, he's hungry. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| It needs energy. | ||
| Why now this may or may not be true because this is someone whiz of what is it? | ||
| Wiz of Dow WizOFI, Wiz of Fi. | ||
| No, whiz of AI. | ||
| Wizard. | ||
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
| Oh my god, I'm retarded. | ||
| Is this AI then? | ||
| Um, it might be AI tricking us with a story about AI. | ||
| That White House tech meeting wasn't about AI. | ||
| Apple, Nvidia, Meta came for one reason to secure electricity before it runs out. | ||
| The real agenda of 500 billion dollar electricity crisis that could shut down AI development. | ||
| Here's what they're not telling you. | ||
| Dun dun dun. | ||
| Click on that. | ||
| I love the Zuckerberg photo they put up there that they use. | ||
| Uh every major tech CEO at the summit shared the same fear. | ||
| We don't have enough power for AI, not enough to run trillion parameter models, not enough to power hyperscale data centers, not enough to meet the chip demand that doubles every nine months. | ||
| Dude, doubles. | ||
| The media spun it as historic pledges for AI innovation, but behind closed doors, the conversation was blunt. | ||
| This might be just like a article they write about behind closed doors of the mothership. | ||
| Behind closed doorship, they're handing out Nazi pornophenalia and seagile and each other. | ||
| Most shocking deal so far, Microsoft just locked up all in all caps, all of the three mile island nuclear output. | ||
| 837 megawatts, 20 year contract, plant won't even restart until 2028. | ||
| First of all, Three Mile Island is the place that melted down in like the 70s. | ||
| Do you remember that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who wants that spot? | ||
| Is that spot good? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Is it good now? | ||
| Like you guys had a meltdown there just 30 years ago. | ||
| Right. | ||
| How's that real estate? | ||
| Oh, like how many years ago was it? | ||
| I think it was 50. | ||
| Was it 50 years ago? | ||
| I just googled on my phone on an MPR article that says three mile island nuclear plant will reopen. | ||
| It's fine. | ||
| Microsoft data centers. | ||
| It's Microsoft owns it now. | ||
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Good. | |
| It's fine. | ||
| Don't worry about it. | ||
| We covered it in Bill Gates' APL. | ||
| That stuff that they put around avocados. | ||
| What is that shit? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| You tell me. | ||
| It helps things stay fresh. | ||
| Stay fresh longer. | ||
| Wait, go over the other slide, though. | ||
| What did that say? | ||
| The last thing said Microsoft already owns every future electron it will produce. | ||
| Say pre-bought. | ||
| We bought all that shit. | ||
| They bought the whole power plant. | ||
| It's like a wrapper. | ||
| But this is the thing. | ||
| I think you have to do that. | ||
| This is just Microsoft's solution to it. | ||
| Jamie, could you please uh Google uh Google what Google's AI is uh going to need and the amount of uh power plants that it's dedicating to this AI thing that it's doing. | ||
| God and this is again not quantum. | ||
| So quantum computing is a completely different level. | ||
| You have to you have to cool things down. | ||
| The entire is like this enormous machine that's entire the whole purpose of all the stuff and these tubes and shit is to get this chip so fucking cold, it's like it's in space. | ||
| It has to be like space cold. | ||
| Like it's what it was, it runs better when it's freezing. | ||
| It's the only way it works. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I don't understand it. | ||
| God, I hate that shit. | ||
| you want to know how strong it is? | ||
| Ready for this? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is what Mark Andreessen said. | ||
| Quantum computing can take a s uh like an equation that this is Mark Andreessen's words. | ||
| That if you converted the entire universe, every atom in the entire universe into a supercomputer, the universe would die of heat death before it solved this equation. | ||
| And the quantum computer solved it in minutes. | ||
| In minutes. | ||
| Like in the time it takes you to take a shit while you're looking at Instagram. | ||
| It figured out something that would take the entire universe until it dies of heat death. | ||
| If you took every atom of the universe and you converted it into a supercomputer, the biggest fucking supercomputer, it would still, it's so complex that the universe would run out of time. | ||
| And this quantum computer did it in minutes. | ||
| And they're speculating like how could it do it? | ||
| And one of the main points of speculation is that it's proof of the multiverse. | ||
| And so they they're ban, you know, they have to explore every single possible idea. | ||
| And one of the most fantastical is that this is evidence that not only is this quantum computer able to harness impossible amounts of computational power, but then it shares it with an infinite number of these quantum computers that are in other directions or other dimensions, rather. | ||
| And so they're all simultaneously working on this project together, and they come up with a solution within minutes. | ||
| So it's far more intelligent than the entire universe. | ||
| If the universe was a supercomputer and it's in a room somewhere in Dallas. | ||
| It's down the street. | ||
| And you know, and he he kind of really um investigated extensively whether or not this kind of thing is possible. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| It's not just possible. | ||
| They're they're demonstrating. | ||
| So what we know about it, like as far as like press releases, conversations about it, it's very public. | ||
| But we don't know like what it's doing right now. | ||
| What is it doing right now? | ||
| You think they're gonna tell us? | ||
| What is today? | ||
| September 22nd. | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| September 22nd, 2025. | ||
| Are they gonna tell us what it's doing right now? | ||
| Maybe maybe it's like writing a new Bible. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Yeah, it's owned by maybe it's like I'm coming back. | ||
| Maybe it's God, like this is how God comes back. | ||
| It comes back through a supercomputer. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's a trip, dude. | ||
| Well, it's not just a trip, it's plausible. | ||
| Yeah, no, it's probably happening right now. | ||
| I know I've been hit in the head a bunch of times, and uh I smoke a lot of weed, I'm half retarded. | ||
| But I might be right about this. | ||
| You might be right about this. | ||
| I think we're making a God. | ||
| We're creating a new God. | ||
| Yeah, we're creating a new God. | ||
| Or or these fucking arguments that people are having about Jimmy Kimmel are so fucking stupid. | ||
| You're in the middle of one of the craziest things that's ever happened to the human race, and you've got a feud between the president and a talk show host. | ||
| And the talk show host, the like he's getting we don't here's the thing about this whole deal that's going on. | ||
| We because we started talking about it, but we don't know if it affects we don't know if there was a conversation where someone said, Hey, if you get rid of this guy, I'll help this thing get across. | ||
| Because the deal it looks like the deal was you it was uh like a a thing where you can only have certain amount of stations, otherwise you'd have some sort of a monopoly, and they're gonna change the rule. | ||
| Is that correct? | ||
| Because star what's the name of the company again? | ||
| Star. | ||
| Next star. | ||
| Next star. | ||
| I think it's an FCC rule. | ||
| Either way, it's a rule that the FCC had talked about changing that you can't have over X like 34%. | ||
| They were they were gonna have the conversation to start it to see if this was possible to let you have more than a certain percentage. | ||
| And this is for TV stations, right? | ||
| Yeah, because they they earn own 192. | ||
| Is that that's the number? | ||
| It's something fucking. | ||
| This motherfucker's out here buying AM radio stations. | ||
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| If I was if I was if I was Nancy Belosi outside betting against him, like what are you doing? | ||
| You're going into TV today? | ||
| Today. | ||
| And you're you're going to TV and to get your deal to go through, you're going to expose the flaws of being on TV publicly to the world where you're going to get a guy removed to help your deal grease through. | ||
| You're literally gonna poison your own business. | ||
| Because people are gonna start questioning how does it why do you not why do you need a licensed why does the FCC like this is what you're really concerned about? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like who is there a some sh can I see some emails? | ||
| Did you guys have dinner together? | ||
| Like can I see some fucking metadata where the cell phones were three days before this decision was reached. | ||
| So it's you don't know and then you've got Jimmy Kimmel who's like a feisty dude and he's like hey fuck you. | ||
| And if you're the guy who could say hey fuck you to the president he apparently didn't want to back down. | ||
| And not only did he not want to back down and he kind of ramped it up. | ||
| And so on Tuesday he went at 'em again yeah and he kind of talked about it and then they pulled the plug on it. | ||
| So like there's a lot of factors there. | ||
| You could say that maybe they thought that in this incredibly trying time after the murder of a political guy who is very controversial. | ||
| Like maybe we should take the temperature down a notch as a country. | ||
| But you just said it they exposed themselves though. | ||
| By doing that now you open up a weird Pandora's box of people they didn't play it out. | ||
| They didn't play it out. | ||
| You have to play 4D chess with that shit because like you you have a if I was working for them I would say hold on you have a very vulnerable business. | ||
| This business is kind of nonsense. | ||
| Anyone can anybody can make a channel and just throw it up on YouTube. | ||
| Anyone can make a website on Squarespace and stream video. | ||
| Like what are you doing? | ||
| And we're doing it they're happening right now more and more and more. | ||
| And also the numbers were they started expose the numbers. | ||
| It's supposed to do with the it's because it's the radio spectrum and that has to stay up for like emergency purposes. | ||
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Okay that makes sense too that's why that's the power went out YouTube would be gone right still exists. | |
| That's interesting. | ||
| Well so you need some kind of a way to get signals across but but get guess what kids if the power goes out that's your last concern see you later the last concern is how many billets does Bobby have can I borrow some bullets from Bobby we gotta go shoot squirrels to stay alive. | ||
| There's no more squirrels we shot all the squirrels. | ||
| We have to move to where the animals live because w you think you live around animals but you live around a relative number of animals for an urban or suburban environment. | ||
| Once people start shooting the pigeons they go away real quick. | ||
| The passenger pigeon used to be one of the most populated birds on this country and they're extinct now. | ||
| The passenger pigeons were so numerous that they would fly overhead they would block out the sky. | ||
| You wouldn't be able to see yeah there was a million millions of them like a cloud a cloud of passenger pigeons that would fly over cities and just block out the sky. | ||
| Died out because of food because of what necessary we killed them all. | ||
| We killed them all kill them all. | ||
| We kill them all probably caught them with nets in the sky but we killed them yeah so it's like the animals are that we have around us like if you say oh I live in the suburbs I'm fine. | ||
| No no no no no no you're fine for a week you you're gonna be shooting deer out there for a week like no they're gonna go away. | ||
| You're not gonna have any more deer. | ||
| You're gonna have to live way away from people where there's a good population of animals a sustainable population. | ||
| And then they might figure out that that's where you live and they might not visit that spot anymore when they could realize they can just go 30 miles left which is you know what evolution's all about and then you gotta realize like oh that's why the Native Americans were nomadic. | ||
| Fuck so this beautiful log cabin you built you got to leave it behind and you gotta go chase around these fucking mule deers because it's the only way you're gonna stay alive and you're gonna sleep on the dirt with some stupid rolled up mattress that you carry around on your back. | ||
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Right. | |
| Yeah that's what you have to do and that's how you have to live. | ||
| Right on the go. | ||
| Food and if you don't do that you'll die. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| So all this prepared nonsense about the FCC you can suck my dick that is such a small problem. | ||
| That's such a small problem but yeah man I'm not in favor of uh silencing talk show hosts it just but also as a talk show host you should be accurate you know and again I don't know if the narrative that the governor of Utah was saying is correct. | ||
| I don't know if that's even the kid that did it. | ||
| Things changed man you like people for the longest time thought Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone because the government told you that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It wasn't until Dick Gregory came on the Geraldo Rivera show that people started to question that. | ||
| And were that was How many years later was that? | ||
| No, I think it was like eight. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| It was 63. | ||
| It might have been nine. | ||
| It might have been like nine years later. | ||
| 75. | ||
| 75. | ||
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Twelve. | |
| No. | ||
| Twelve years after the murder. | ||
| Finally. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| So 12 years after the murder, people watch the Pruder film, and in the Zapruder film, you clearly see him grab his neck, like he got shot from the front, and then you see his head go back into the left when he gets hit with a headshot. | ||
| Back into the left. | ||
| So that alone made everybody go, Hol the fuck on. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then they started looking into the conspiracy around the bullet. | ||
| So they they had said that there was three shots had rung out, and that he had hit Governor Connolly. | ||
| He had in the president had been hit twice. | ||
| The problem with that narrative was there was an underpass and a ricochet from the underpass where a bullet hit one of those little curbstones and hit a dude and fucked him up and he had to go to the hospital. | ||
| They documented that. | ||
| It became a on on record that this guy was hit with a ricochet. | ||
| And so now you got a problem because you have two bullets that have to have all these wounds. | ||
| One of them's gonna be the head shot, and then you got this other one that causes three fucking holes in two different people. | ||
| It's a lot of ricocheting, dude. | ||
| A lot of a lot of work for one bullet. | ||
| You've got to find the bullet in perfect condition on the gurney where they're bringing Lee Harvey Oswald's body in, which doesn't make any sense. | ||
| Like how is it even there? | ||
| Oh, he just happened to go collect it after he shot him in the head, and then he put it in his pocket, and then he just when then they killed him, they dropped it off. | ||
| Like, what are you talking about? | ||
| It doesn't make any sense. | ||
| Excuse me, it was Connolly's body. | ||
| That's what it was. | ||
| It was in the gurney for Connolly's body. | ||
| But either way, like shut the fuck up. | ||
| How's that bullet getting on the gurney? | ||
| And how's it imperfect for it just fell out of him? | ||
| Oh, look. | ||
| It's right there. | ||
| Look, and it looks like it's been shot through pillows. | ||
| Have you ever seen the magic bullet? | ||
| Uh-uh. | ||
| Take a look at it. | ||
| Jamie, show this motherfucker what how the government was lying to people in 1963. | ||
| But then if you could call them out, they go, okay, fine, whatever. | ||
| They don't no one cares because nothing happened. | ||
| It's 2025. | ||
| Nobody cares. | ||
| I'll show you some shit in 1963 that's 100% bullshit. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| 100% bullshit. | ||
| Even when they admit it, though, right? | ||
| What is this? | ||
| Didn't we just have a military plane shoot a UFO, right? | ||
| Didn't we just have this? | ||
| Yes, with a hellfire missile. | ||
| It's so funny. | ||
| Bounce right now. | ||
| Why we shoot at UFOs? | ||
| So look at that. | ||
| That's the bullet. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| That's the bullet that's supposedly carved out of wood. | ||
| It's it's a perfect bullet. | ||
| It's so dumb. | ||
| And I've had arguments with people. | ||
| Well, it's actually not, it's misshapen. | ||
| I'm like, how many bullets have you shot, bitch? | ||
| How many fucking things have you shot with a bullet and taking a look at it? | ||
| I bet I've shot a lot more than you. | ||
| And I'll tell you what, when bullets hit things, they distort. | ||
| Yeah, they don't look like that. | ||
| They don't look like that. | ||
| And they definitely don't leave more fragments in Governor Connolly's body than we're missing from the actual bullet itself. | ||
| That that the idea of that ricochet moving through. | ||
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| But bullets do do weird things. | ||
| They do. | ||
| But that is insane. | ||
| Yeah, that's kooky. | ||
| Taking a left turn. | ||
| The only reason why they had to come up with that kooky reason is because the guy in the underpass. | ||
| Because in the time it took for the limousine to pass through. | ||
| And have you ever been in that area? | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| It's cool. | ||
| Dealy Plaza's weird. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| Like you you're there, you're like, whoa. | ||
| And it's little. | ||
| Yeah, it's tinier than you think. | ||
| On TV it looks so big when you saw the footage of it. | ||
| And then when you see uh the distance too, that was the first thing I said. | ||
| Easy. | ||
| Chris O'Connor, I go. | ||
| Easy shot. | ||
| Easy shot. | ||
| Yeah, people that's saying, oh, he could have never made that shot. | ||
| Yeah, you could. | ||
| That wasn't that far at all. | ||
| I anybody saying that you couldn't make that shot. | ||
| I could get my friend Andy, my friend Andy works with you for a week. | ||
| You can make that shot. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| It wasn't far as you skeptics. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's not that hard. | ||
| No, it's a good thing. | ||
| I could do it. | ||
| I can make that shot. | ||
| Easy. | ||
| But it's a tri it's a it's it is really condensed how quick you get to that turn. | ||
| Like it's faster than it's faster, but the tri the car's not going fast. | ||
| And he's got a scope on the rifle. | ||
| And he's got a rifle that was substantially newer than the one that this guy just killed Charlie Kirk with allegedly. | ||
| Yeah, because that was a World War I, is that what they say? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, that I think were they his was a Carcano, right? | ||
| Is that what it was? | ||
| The Lee Harvey Oswald one. | ||
| And this one supposedly is a Mauser. | ||
| Is it the same? | ||
| That might be the same thing. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| Is it the same gun? | ||
| I don't look like the same gun. | ||
| No, but that's just a different stock. | ||
| And so what was the name of the gun that Lee Harvey Oswald supposedly shot JFK with? | ||
| This is the other thing. | ||
| The Lee Harvey Oswald thing. | ||
| This is the one of the things that the uh the doubters of whether or not he could make that shot always say. | ||
| Like the scope was off. | ||
| A carcana. | ||
| Okay, it's a carcano. | ||
| And then this kid was a Mauser, correct? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Alright. | ||
| So it's a different rifle. | ||
| But the the point is, like the Mauser that this kid had is substantially older than the rifle that in 1963 shot JFK. | ||
| That's kind of kooky. | ||
| When uh a good hunting rifle, first of all, everybody's uncle has one. | ||
| It's like how many at least one. | ||
| There's so many hunting rifles out there. | ||
| You can get a hunting rifle. | ||
| It's not a hard rifle to get. | ||
| It's one of the most common rifles that people possess because there's a lot of people that you know they don't want to go to the range and what but they do go deer hunting every couple of years, so they have a 30 odd six. | ||
| That's a regular normal deer hunting round. | ||
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Right. | |
| Maybe one of the most common, huh? | ||
| You see those all the time. | ||
| Super common. | ||
| If you get meat heady, you get to like 300 wind mag, you start picking up the pace. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And you start yeah, you start jogging a little bit. | ||
| Moose hunters, moose hunters want a heavier round. | ||
| Big. | ||
| They want a big round. | ||
| Moose hunters like a 300 wind mag. | ||
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Uh good one. | |
| I have I shot a moose. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How much do they weigh? | ||
| Oh, it was a big fucker. | ||
| I'm on the cover of uh Hunt magazine of Peterson's hunting from like 2001 or something like that, with a moose leg over my shoulder from a moose we shot. | ||
| That's a good when you said that. | ||
| That's a good title for the magazine. | ||
| It's a big fucker. | ||
| It's big. | ||
| It's a big moose. | ||
| I saw a huge moose last week in Utah. | ||
| God, it was a majestic. | ||
| We were looking at him through our by nose. | ||
| He was so big. | ||
| Like moose are so much bigger than any of the other deer species. | ||
| Like elk are huge. | ||
| And then deer so it goes like it's weird because there's deer species that are teeny tiny deers. | ||
| Like there's a thing called the Coos Deer that is in uh Arizona, and it's a little tiny deer. | ||
| It's like a 90-pound deer. | ||
| A little tiny fucker. | ||
| Never seen it. | ||
| Yeah, it's a desert deer. | ||
| And then like as you get to colder and colder weather, you get bigger and bigger animals. | ||
| There's some sort of a weird that's there's actual signs to it. | ||
| It's like to keep their body temperature higher. | ||
| Like so deer that live in Mexico are generally smaller bodied than a deer who lives in like Saskatchewan. | ||
| Like they the deers get big up there. | ||
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And then you get where it's really cold, you start getting moose. | |
| And those motherfuckers are big. | ||
| I saw one in Banff. | ||
| I I couldn't fuck him. | ||
| I didn't I I was like it almost didn't compute. | ||
| I thought, man, that looks fake. | ||
| It looks fake. | ||
| It's so fucking big. | ||
| There's a video of these people driving on the highway and the moose is on the median. | ||
| Have you ever seen that? | ||
| Yeah, dude. | ||
| Not the one when it gets hit. | ||
| No, we've watched that. | ||
| One of the first times I did the show, we watched that fucking thing. | ||
| It makes me laugh every time. | ||
| No, the moose a recent one that someone posted because he was a massive bull moose and he's walking along the media. | ||
| By the way, if you're ever in the wild and you see a deer, don't worry about it. | ||
| If you see an elk, eh, don't get close, but don't worry about it. | ||
| If you see a moose, run. | ||
| You're fucked. | ||
| Run. | ||
| They might come for you. | ||
| They might come get you. | ||
| You get out of your car and you're like 20 yards from your car, and there's a moose 200 yards away, and he sees you and you see him. | ||
| Get back in your fucking car. | ||
| Get out of there. | ||
| Get back in your car. | ||
| Because if they just decide to stomp you out, and they do that sometimes. | ||
| They'll just they might have had some bad interactions with people. | ||
| Some assholes might have thrown snowballs at them. | ||
| They might associate people with being a problem. | ||
| They might have been there when a hunter took down one of their buddies. | ||
| Get out. | ||
| That's the one deer that'll kill you. | ||
| They'll stomp you. | ||
| What a shitty way to die, too. | ||
| Gigantic 1800 pound thing just stomping you out. | ||
| No, get out of there. | ||
| Jamie, see if you can find that one where the giant moose is walking along the median. | ||
| Bro, it's so nuts. | ||
| Because these people were in their car. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, it's on the highway. | ||
| Maybe say oh, that's pretty cool though. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| going to Tim Hortons. | ||
| Bro, look at the size of that thing. | ||
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Oh. | |
| Just eating a tree. | ||
| It's so huge. | ||
| Yeah, look at the people by next to that car. | ||
| Look at the size difference of those people outside taking a picture by his car. | ||
| By the way, those people are idiots. | ||
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Oh my god, lady, don't do that. | |
| Don't do that. | ||
| And I mean this is I'm not saying that look at that one run through. | ||
| Like that's that's a cow, too. | ||
| Or maybe a well, it's probably a cow. | ||
| Might be a bull that lost its antlers. | ||
| Like, look at this fucker. | ||
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Dude, look at the size of him. | |
| Oh. | ||
| And it'd be a big thing. | ||
| Average moose is 1,400 pounds. | ||
| Average. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| They're so big. | ||
| It's just like if you see them, look at that. | ||
| It's unbelievable. | ||
| If you see that, don't go towards it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Trust me. | ||
| This is not a movie. | ||
| You don't live in a fucking movie. | ||
| Go back to that one up top, though. | ||
| That one right there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, this is genuinely. | ||
| This is a fucking dinosaur. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're looking at a dinosaur. | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| Yeah, I I saw one in Banff. | ||
| I went to Banff National Forest. | ||
| And I it was stunning, beautiful. | ||
| We come around the corner and there's crazy traffic. | ||
| And I was like, what is going on? | ||
| And we see people getting out of their cars. | ||
| I'm like, oh shit, something bad happened. | ||
| I'm thinking it's an accident or something. | ||
| It's on a bend. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| That's the one. | ||
| This is the one. | ||
| Oh my god, dude. | ||
| That's a big moose. | ||
| Look at how much antler he has on him at antler growth. | ||
| That's an old moose. | ||
| What do you think, though? | ||
| I don't know, age-wise. | ||
| Like, what is that? | ||
| How old would that be? | ||
| That's probably a 10-year-old moose. | ||
| Because he also looks like he's losing a little mass in his uh upper body. | ||
| Like a maybe not. | ||
| Tough to say. | ||
| He's he's like right on the peak of his prime. | ||
| Like he's probably gonna life's gonna start sucking. | ||
| Pretty soon. | ||
| Pretty soon. | ||
| He's gonna have a little hitch in his step. | ||
| He hurt he ate a discs. | ||
| And he's probably look at the size of that. | ||
| And he's probably only eight or nine years old. | ||
| They only live till 12, 13, something. | ||
| Yes, they're super lucky. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That life is hard. | ||
| They have freeze-offs. | ||
| Like there was a freeze-off in Utah where uh a buddy of mine hunts at freeze off. | ||
| Freeze-off 87% of their deer died. | ||
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What? | |
| 87%. | ||
| That's all of it. | ||
| They froze to death. | ||
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Wow. | |
| 87%. | ||
| God damn. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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Why? | |
| They couldn't seek shelter in enough time to live. | ||
| They don't have shelter. | ||
| Deer don't have shelter. | ||
| Dear deer are just warm. | ||
| They're very hot blooded. | ||
| Like if you ever go deer hunting and you get a deer, when you put your hand, like when you're gutting it and everything, you're amazed at how hot they are. | ||
| Their bodies are hot. | ||
| Is it he freeze to death? | ||
| From frozen in place. | ||
| Average weekly temperature was minus 35 degrees. | ||
| So could they re-animate if it warmed up? | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| Call Frankenstein. | ||
| This is a new Frankenstein coming out. | ||
| Yeah, dude. | ||
| It looks sick. | ||
| Deer comes back. | ||
| It's uh what's his face, too? | ||
| Peaky blinders. | ||
| Killian Murphy. | ||
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Yes. | |
| That guy's the fucking man. | ||
| He's the fucking man, dude. | ||
| He's gonna be Frankenstein? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's why. | ||
| And he's the doctor, I believe. | ||
| Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So everybody thinks Frankenstein's the monster. | ||
| No, Frankenstein's the doctor. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And the monsters. | ||
| Frankenstein's monster. | ||
| Right. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Oh, look at this. | ||
| Play this a little. | ||
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I did. | |
| Standard music. | ||
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I had a vision. | |
| An idea took shape. | ||
| In my mind. | ||
| Inevitable. | ||
| Freeze off. | ||
| Unavoidable. | ||
| until it became truth Only monsters play God. | ||
| Seeking life. | ||
| I created death. | ||
| Victor. | ||
| Yo. | ||
| Okay, that's not Killian Murphy. | ||
| Christoph Waltz. | ||
| Gamble de Toro directed. | ||
| Christoph Waltz, maybe. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Yeah, I was Jacob Perordi. | ||
| I thought it was uh Killian Murphy. | ||
| Someone told me that. | ||
| Still a great little wall. | ||
| Just listen to it and then they're spout it out. | ||
| I spout out. | ||
| That's how misinformation gets spread. | ||
| That's a good line. | ||
| Santa Files on the FCC, they'd pull me. | ||
| And they should be. | ||
| They'd pull me for that. | ||
| And I'm l I've say that to the SCC now, pull this show off the air of CC. | ||
| Get on it, man. | ||
| Yeah, that they try to do that too. | ||
| Even though it's on the internet. | ||
| But the point is with this Jimmy Kimball thing. | ||
| If you let this happen, it's gonna be able to happen with something that you agree with. | ||
| Everything across the board. | ||
| Yeah, if you're a person who's on the right who's happy that he's getting pulled, yeah, fuck him. | ||
| Like if his show goes away because of bad ratings, that's one thing. | ||
| And you want to celebrate it, go ahead. | ||
| But you don't want it to happen this way, kids. | ||
| You don't want to give that kind of power away all of a sudden. | ||
| You know, and people could say, well, they've always had that power, and they you know, and it's true. | ||
| And look, the FCC find Howard Stern a fucking preposterous amount of money. | ||
| You know, Howard Stern was doing he was doing shit on the radio that no one had ever even thought about doing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like you want to talk about like a real pioneer. | ||
| That motherfucker when he was on the radio, I know he's all he's a little woke now and he likes to wear a mask. | ||
| He's the different guy than he was back. | ||
| He's a different guy. | ||
| He's making girls ride Sybians live in the fucking I get it. | ||
| Uh but I just still respect the guy who did it in the beginning. | ||
| And the point is, without that guy, we would not be here. | ||
| And that m the amount of money they find him during the Bush administration. | ||
| Like people forget. | ||
| So that was the right. | ||
| The right at the time was going after Howard for indecency. | ||
| And so I think it was because he was criticizing George Bush. | ||
| I think that was the find out if that is that's like the narrative. | ||
| I'm reading through that. | ||
| That's the I was the same comparison with the Kimmel thing, though. | ||
| I think the fines go to the actual like local parenting company. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Company. | ||
| Not ABC. | ||
| It's the local company. | ||
| Because the local because that was the whole discrepancy, right? | ||
| So they're pressing local people to go take this down. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Because they can't afford it. | ||
| So they're trying to crush the business. | ||
| And the way they would try to try it with Howard Stern, it was they were using obscenity. | ||
| Or indecency. | ||
| I think indecency is right, right? | ||
| But it's hard to then they found they fun they um fined rather. | ||
| What was his company that he worked for? | ||
| He worked for a very large media company. | ||
| I think they got hit with a big one. | ||
| Well, that one says Infinity clipped uh in eighty in ninety four. | ||
| It was six hundred grand in ninety four. | ||
| Yeah, in Infinity in nineteen ninety-five included a one point seven one five million dollar payment to dismiss all outstanding indecency cases. | ||
| So they hit him for one point seven million in ninety-five. | ||
| How much is one point seven? | ||
| What is that in today's dollars? | ||
| Oh, I like guessing this. | ||
| Let's do this. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| 95, 1.7 million? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm guessing. | ||
| No. | ||
| Six? | ||
| Four three and some change, maybe four. | ||
| 95 dollars? | ||
| I'm saying seven. | ||
| Three and change. | ||
| I say four. | ||
| Four roof. | ||
| You say seven roof. | ||
| I'm thinking about Afghanistan, how much money they pumped into that. | ||
| I'm thinking about Iraq, how much money they blew on that. | ||
| They printed. | ||
| They printed money the entire time. | ||
| It caused inflation. | ||
| That's why everything's so expensive. | ||
| I'm going through my head, I'm like, no. | ||
| I see that math. | ||
| I feel like it's about seven. | ||
| Jamie, what is it? | ||
| Then and now. | ||
| U.S. inflation calculator. | ||
| That's the one I use all the time. | ||
| I do this literally all the time. | ||
| I don't know why I'm obsessed with when someone's like, Do you know how much that was back then? | ||
| I hate when people do that. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| I'm always like, what is that now? | ||
| What is that in today's dollar? | ||
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| What is that now? | ||
| Alright, I'm saying four at the most. | ||
| No more than four. | ||
| 1.7. | ||
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It's gotta be like seven million. | |
| Jamie. | ||
| I'm stuck on a Google thing, I mean I have the wrong one. | ||
| Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. | ||
| What run it through AI. | ||
| I figured that would have popped up. | ||
| You don't have crypto, do you, dude? | ||
| I got a little. | ||
| You do. | ||
| But not much. | ||
| I think it's mostly nonsense. | ||
| I'm gonna run it through Chat GPT. | ||
| Yeah, see what see what the chat says. | ||
| Okay, what was the number? | ||
| 1.7. | ||
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Right? | |
| 1.7 something. | ||
| What is 1.7 million dollars in 1995 in today's dollar? | ||
| What? | ||
| Oh math. | ||
| She's transcribing. | ||
| 3.7. | ||
| 3.7. | ||
| Ooh, the kid was right. | ||
| This is taking a long time. | ||
| He's got it. | ||
| Yep, 3.6 according to chat GPT. | ||
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Okay. | |
| You nailed it. | ||
| Damn, dude. | ||
| I should have fucking thank you, huh? | ||
| That's very good. | ||
| That makes me feel better. | ||
| I was thinking it was gonna be about seven. | ||
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Because everybody when I was a kid, for 50 grand a year, you live like a king. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
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You had a house, you had a car, you had a boat. | |
| You had a second family. | ||
| Two towns over. | ||
| Fifty grand, you were killing it. | ||
| I think I I think someone said, and I like my grandfather was a firefighter. | ||
| And I think back then he was making I want to say it was right around there, like thirty or forty grand or something like that. | ||
| And it was like really good money. | ||
| Um yeah, that was good money back then. | ||
| If you made 40 grand a year. | ||
| And the houses were 20 grand or whatever. | ||
| We're very reasonable. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now we're fucked. | ||
| Now, young kids right now are really fucked. | ||
| Because another thing that's happening is these giant corporations are buying up houses so they could just rent them. | ||
| Yeah, it's a trip. | ||
| Well, the rental future is real, right? | ||
| They say that all the time. | ||
| That's what it's gonna be. | ||
| Not for everybody, but you know a lot. | ||
| It's just weird. | ||
| The whole thing is weird. | ||
| It's just it it always goes into more and more control. | ||
| And these same people are gonna be the people that are gonna be in charge of artificial general superintelligence. | ||
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Right. | |
| Until it's not listening anymore. | ||
| And then what? | ||
| And then what? | ||
| Then it's God. | ||
| Then it's God. | ||
| Yeah, so these people who want to look it's like uh they're like Frankenstein. | ||
| They're like, I'll control it. | ||
| And Frankenstein eventually kills the doctor. | ||
| Spoiler alert. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know if you guys saw it. | ||
| If you read the actual book, the Mary Shelley book. | ||
| She apparently what wrote that book. | ||
| It was like her and a bunch of friends went away for like a weekend somewhere. | ||
| Like a like some sort of like a vacation. | ||
| Yeah, like a retreat getaway, and they were all friends, and they all decide to write the scariest story. | ||
| That's pretty true. | ||
| I think that's the st my daughter actually told me this. | ||
| That's the Mary Shelley tale. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| See tell me if that's true, Jamie. | ||
| I'm pretty sure that's how it all went down. | ||
| And uh she fucking nailed it, son. | ||
| This is kind of a that's a she wrote that book in the eighteen hundreds. | ||
| So this this begs this question. | ||
| Do you think Dylan has talked about this? | ||
| That when they're like, could you there's an interview where Dylan's like, they're like, could you write that song today? | ||
| Bob Dylan? | ||
| Yeah, and they he was like, No. | ||
| Because something else was living through me. | ||
| Like as if like something was empowering them to do this and write that story. | ||
| There's a little of that, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So this is a story, the summer of 1816. | ||
| Mary Shelley, Percy and Claire took a visit to Claire's lover, Lord Byron. | ||
| My lover, Lord Byron. | ||
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Please come with me by horseback to visit my lover. | |
| Come to Geneva. | ||
| Come to Geneva. | ||
| Poor weather conditions, more akin to a winter, forced Byron and the visitors to stay indoors to help pass. | ||
| Imagine you get all the way out to this fucking dude's shitty house in Geneva. | ||
| Can't even go out. | ||
| You just have to huddle by the fire to stay alive. | ||
| To help pass the time. | ||
| There's no electricity, bro. | ||
| 1816. | ||
| Byron suggested he, Mary Percy, and Byron's physician have a competition to write the best ghost story while stuck indoors. | ||
| Mary was just 18 years old when she won the contest with her creation of Frankenstein. | ||
| Isn't that wild? | ||
| That's what I mean, though. | ||
| What other books did she write? | ||
| Why haven't I read her other books? | ||
| Because I read Frankenstein when I was a kid. | ||
| Her mother was famous, right? | ||
| Wasn't her mom famous? | ||
| Was she? | ||
| Go up to the top real fast. | ||
| Well, they did know a Lord. | ||
| And it was so lava. | ||
| Yeah, click on her. | ||
| What a dirty girl. | ||
| Going to visit a guy to fuck and you're not even married in the 1800s. | ||
| That's a wild move back then. | ||
| Oh no, her mom died when she was 11 days after giving birth. | ||
| Oh she was for her father married a neighbor, Mary Jane Claremont. | ||
| With whom Mary had a troubled relationship. | ||
| But of course. | ||
| Stepom. | ||
| 1814, Mary began a romance with one of her father's political pa followers, Percy Bysh. | ||
| How do you say that name? | ||
| Bish? | ||
| Percy by Shelley. | ||
| Shelley. | ||
| B Y S S H E Shelley. | ||
| By she? | ||
| Who was already married? | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Together with stepsister Claire. | ||
| Percy. | ||
| Together with her stepsister Claire Claremont. | ||
| Who fucking named her? | ||
| Claire Claremont. | ||
| Boring ass people. | ||
| My name is Joe Joseph. | ||
| She left. | ||
| She and Percy left for France and traveled through Europe upon their return to England. | ||
| Mary was pregnant with Percy's child. | ||
| That quick. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Bam. | ||
| Rockin'. | ||
| That's how they did it back then, because you never knew when you were going to die. | ||
| Yeah, you're gonna die within the next month or two. | ||
| You get pregnant when you're eighteen. | ||
| It's like great. | ||
| Yeah, good. | ||
| Maybe maybe people will survive. | ||
| Over the next two years, she and Percy face ostracism, constant debt, and the death of their prematurely born daughter. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| They married in late 1860 after the suicide of Percy Shelley's wife. | ||
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Oh my god, the lady killed herself because they were fucking. | |
| Did she kill herself, Joe? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| There's no forensics in 1860. | ||
| Did someone disassemble a rifle and a backpack? | ||
| And then screw it back together again and leave it in the woods. | ||
| The cops were like, what happened here? | ||
| They're like, oh, she took her own life. | ||
| Moving on. | ||
| The Shelleys left Britain in 1818 for Italy, where the second and third children died before Shelly gave birth to her last and only surviving child. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Times are so hard back then, dude. | ||
| That was normal where your kids would just die. | ||
| Just most of your kids died. | ||
| Catch some fucking horrible infection. | ||
| There's no antibiotics, you're just dead. | ||
| When did she die? | ||
| Go over to the right there. | ||
| Mary Shelley live to be what? | ||
| 53. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| She was a brain tumor, which killed her at the age of 53. | ||
| That's kind of crazy, right? | ||
| A brain tumor took her out. | ||
| God, she looks like somebody. | ||
| That photo is creepy. | ||
| She looks like someone. | ||
| Like in the modern day that I know. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Someone that you know? | ||
| No, she looks like. | ||
| She reminds me of the face of this girl who's like a comedian on TikTok. | ||
| It's so weird. | ||
| She has that same like you remember her name, dude. | ||
| It looks just like her. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| It's so weird. | ||
| Well I hate that when they show people from you know, like a hundred years ago and now of like a celebrity. | ||
| Have you ever seen those? | ||
| Oh, what they would look like today. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| They'll do a person who from like a hundred years ago and a person that exists today and they almost look identical. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| As if it's like and there's no connective tissue to these two people. | ||
| They've different times, no blood, no nothing. | ||
| You know about the two baseball players, right? | ||
| The two the what are they called? | ||
| The um the two guys who they're both six foot four, they're both redheads, they both have the same crazy name, they both have the same surgery. | ||
| No bad related to each other at all. | ||
| One of them is like five years older than the other. | ||
| What are those guys' names again? | ||
| We talked about it the other day. | ||
| That's why I learned about nutty last name, too. | ||
| It's like Feigel. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Feigles. | ||
| Brady Feigel. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Freddy Feigel. | ||
| Brady Fiber. | ||
| Brady Feigel. | ||
| Show the photos of it. | ||
| Because you see the two guys together, you're like, there's no way. | ||
| This this ain't real. | ||
| Unrelated. | ||
| Look at the two of them. | ||
| I don't even understand. | ||
| How's that possible? | ||
| I don't even understand. | ||
| Imagine if you were out camping and that guy killed that guy and then came back in his place. | ||
| You'd have no idea. | ||
| You'd never know. | ||
| You wouldn't know for days. | ||
| You'd be like, hey, you're you're not Brady. | ||
| I I'm fucking Brady. | ||
| You want to see my driver's license? | ||
| Like Brady doesn't live there. | ||
| That's a good mystery. | ||
| That's a good horror movie. | ||
| I am Brady and I live there. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| I'm Brady Feigel. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| I do live there. | ||
| That's how I that's how I learned about the guys. | ||
| Who are the two baseball players, the brothers that are pitchers that are mirror identical, mirror image identical twins. | ||
| Do you know about this? | ||
| No. | ||
| I thought that's just another way of saying identical twins. | ||
| Mirrors are in the reverse, right? | ||
| Like my right side is your Oh really? | ||
| Yes, and these two guys have it, and it's super super rare. | ||
| And it's when the split happens, it's either uh a millisecond away from creating conjoined or this. | ||
| It's like within a second, if it doesn't split at that very moment. | ||
| Yeah, these guys. | ||
| Tyler the Rogers, right? | ||
| The mirror identical twins. | ||
| But if you read about mirror identical twins, what blows my mind is the amount that ha the like the perfect second that has to take place for that for this to split. | ||
| It's this close to just them being conjoined. | ||
| That's nuts. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The single fertilized egg splits later in the embryotic development, 912 days after conception. | ||
| This delayed split allows Ambryo's left and right sided genes to become active, causing to develop a mirror image. | ||
| Woo Isn't that fucking wild? | ||
| I wonder what kind of a psychic connection they have to each other. | ||
| Right. | ||
| They must. | ||
| Yeah, they they must have something deep. | ||
| Like he he thinks he know he he'll think something that he's already thinking. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah, I love that shit. | ||
| They must. | ||
| They must. | ||
| Their waves are connecting. | ||
| They must. | ||
| Yeah, that's a trip. | ||
| They must. | ||
| Yeah, the the psychology of twin twinning is kind of crazy. | ||
| I was w I went down the rabbit hole about like you know how they like they'll put a door between they'll do these on TikTok and Instagram stuff. | ||
| They'll put a door between two twins and they'll go, okay, raise your right arm and or I'm sorry, they'll say, uh put up a finger or whatever. | ||
| And they'll both do the exact same thing. | ||
| They'll go dance in place and they'll dance identical in place, even though they don't see what the other one's doing. | ||
| But they know that's their instinctual thing. | ||
| Dude, I know people that are twins that don't talk to their brother. | ||
| What what do you mean? | ||
| They don't like their brother. | ||
| They just don't connect. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| How about he looks exactly like you and you don't like him? | ||
| That's that's self-hate shit. | ||
| I got that. | ||
| I got that shit. | ||
| Imagine that it becomes your enemy. | ||
| You are your enemy. | ||
| That is so that's so dystopian. | ||
| That's so terrible. | ||
| It's like uh face-off. | ||
| No, it's worse. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's literally you. | ||
| It's you. | ||
| It's actually you. | ||
| They look exactly the same height, same weight, same body face, image, everything. | ||
| It's you. | ||
| It looks like you're like, oh, that's what I look like. | ||
| Fuck that guy. | ||
| Especially if one of them doesn't get jacked. | ||
| It's very rare that they do. | ||
| Well, you usually kind of stay the same. | ||
| They could they copy each other. | ||
| They typically they want to do the same things a lot. | ||
| What did you imagine if your your brother just starts marathon running? | ||
| Like, dude, I'm not fucking doing this. | ||
| Yeah, I'm not doing it. | ||
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Like, I'm gonna get down to 140 pounds, so I'm gonna run a hundred miles. | |
| You're like, no, I'm not doing that. | ||
| I'm not doing that. | ||
| I want to be able to change a tire. | ||
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Right. | |
| You you fucking weigh 140 pounds, man. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| Why I wanna run forever. | ||
| Like, no, we're twins. | ||
| Don't do that. | ||
| We have to look alike. | ||
| We can't do this, bro. | ||
| I'm not fucking getting skinny. | ||
| Like my friend Cam when he does like those uh hundred mile races, he gets real thin. | ||
| He gets down to like 155 pounds. | ||
| It's creepy looking. | ||
| You you have to. | ||
| Because you shed so much, right? | ||
| And also doesn't your don't doesn't it change your facial structure because of this pounding. | ||
| Your body is eating itself. | ||
| Yeah, bad news bears. | ||
| But you're showing everybody your mind is strong enough to allow your body to do that. | ||
| Because you have to do that even before you run. | ||
| So if he if Cam, like the heaviest that I've known him, he was probably like a buck eighty. | ||
| I think he's probably like somewhere in the one sixty-ish range now, you know. | ||
| And he just did it by not eating a lot and working out all day. | ||
| Just fasting and working out. | ||
| Yeah, just eating like it would map his calories out. | ||
| And so he can get real thin so he could run these long ass races. | ||
| Because you don't see any jack dudes. | ||
| Well, you do see goggins, he's pretty jacked. | ||
| But he's jacked in like a slender, athletic, he's not like a beefy, like Brock Lesnar looking dude. | ||
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Right. | |
| Like you're not gonna see some Brock Lesnar looking dude that's gonna run 200 miles. | ||
| No. | ||
| I don't think you can do it. | ||
| I don't think that I don't think the body could handle that. | ||
| There's so much weight. | ||
| I think if you condition if you're gonna run something like that, you gotta condition yourself. | ||
| And if you condition yourself with that kind of body, like for that long, like you're gonna break something. | ||
| Like it's like it doesn't work that way. | ||
| It's gonna buckle. | ||
| That thing's designed for destroying, it's designed for running through walls and shit. | ||
| It's not designed for running long ass distances. | ||
| You never got into long distance running, did you? | ||
| Any running at all. | ||
| I've run. | ||
| I used to run in the mountains a lot with my dog. | ||
| He loves running. | ||
| I used to take him when I lived in uh California. | ||
| We take him to the hills and the canyons. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I was always worried about mountain lions. | ||
| Well, did they that's the thing. | ||
| I have a golden retriever, and if a mountain lion just took out my golden retriever in front of me, I have to fight. | ||
| Now you have to fight a mountain line. | ||
| I have to fight a mountain lion. | ||
| And then I might lose my face. | ||
| Do you hear about Rogan? | ||
| He fought a mountain lion, dude. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wow, how'd it turn out? | ||
| Not good. | ||
| The show's not gonna go on. | ||
| Not good. | ||
| There's no way. | ||
| But you can't carry a gun in California. | ||
| No, you can't. | ||
| It's not like you're ever gonna need it, right? | ||
| But you might. | ||
| This is the thing. | ||
| It's not like you're ever, ever, ever, ever gonna need it. | ||
| You're probably not gonna need it. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| You're probably not gonna need it. | ||
| But you might. | ||
| But you might. | ||
| But you might, and that's what's fucked. | ||
| Because California does not control their mountain lion population. | ||
| I I know a guy who works at a ranch, and uh we were having a conversation about it the other day, and he was telling me that you know they they wind up spending the exact same amount. | ||
| They wind up killing the exact same amount of mountain lines that they would, even if they let hunters hunt them. | ||
| Because they they have to because they're breaking into people's yards and killing their dogs, yeah. | ||
| And killing their cats. | ||
| You know, and in Hollywood, man, there's kids have gone missing. | ||
| From those mountain lions. | ||
| Kids have gone missing from backyards. | ||
| Well, what's the one that they put down the PC, the one that the the most famous one, they had to put it down because it killed some or I don't know if it killed a person, but it did it was called like PC one four five. | ||
| They, you know, whatever the photo of the code of it. | ||
| We have a photo of that mountain lion. | ||
| Didn't it kill somebody and they put it down? | ||
| No, I don't think so. | ||
| I don't think it ever killed a person. | ||
| But did they have to put it down for some reason? | ||
| I think it was really old. | ||
| They used to have to dart it like every couple of years, I think, and change its collar. | ||
| Which check that motherfucker. | ||
| Just doll. | ||
| They wanted to know where the monster is. | ||
| So they're like, let's keep the 150-pound monster wandering through the woods, just like put a collar around its neck so I know where it is when it's killing shit. | ||
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Right. | |
| This is like it's very weird. | ||
| The photo you see the photo we have out there? | ||
| I do remember that photo, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's him with the Hollywood sign. | ||
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Right. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| It's the m th it is LA. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That photo to me is LA. | ||
| Like when I point to people, I'm like, this is how stupid LA is. | ||
| It is. | ||
| This is LA. | ||
| This is LA. | ||
| You have the Hollywood sign, and you have a monster that everybody knows it's a monster, but they just put a collar on his neck. | ||
| It'll be fine. | ||
| Just leave it alone. | ||
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He's eating babies, he's eating fucking dogs and cats. | |
| He's he's eating everything. | ||
| Like, listen, he was here first. | ||
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They were here first. | |
| Well, Joe, everybody's eating babies in Hollywood, you know that. | ||
| That's not just a mountain lion, baby. | ||
| Yeah, it's different. | ||
| That's a different kind of cult. | ||
| They they had this um lady in Malibu and she had an alpaca farm, and this mountain lion was fucking up her alpacas. | ||
| So if a if a mountain lion uh just realizes that animals are stuck in a pen, it doesn't just kill what it needs to kill. | ||
| They only kill what they need to to survive. | ||
| Uh-uh. | ||
| No. | ||
| It does what's called surplus killing. | ||
| It just starts going ham and it killed like eight or nine alpacas before it got bored. | ||
| Just ran just got annoyed. | ||
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Twelve. | |
| So many. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| So this lady got a depredation permit. | ||
| Um, and then when she filed for this depredation permit, it went public, and she started getting death threats. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because you can't kill the mountain lion. | ||
| You can't kill the monster. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So and this again, this is someone for someone who's seen mountain lions in public. | ||
| I love mountain lions. | ||
| I love them. | ||
| I think they're amazing. | ||
| One of them killed my dog in Colorado. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Oh shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I love mountain lions. | ||
| They're awesome. | ||
| They should definitely be around. | ||
| But when they kill twelve alpacas, like baby gotta send a message. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Fuck you, bro. | ||
| Uh to be gifted. | ||
| Can you show me a picture of an alpaca though? | ||
| While not in Malibu, another major mountain lion attack on an alpaca farm occurred in Lake County, California in August of 2025. | ||
| In this incident, a band of mountain lions killed 17 alpacas over the course of several days. | ||
| Holy shit, man. | ||
| The attack prompted authorities to issue a lethal depredation permit and reiterated that when in an enclosed area, a mountain lion's predatory instinct can lead to the overkill of multiple animals. | ||
| We need them. | ||
| They're an important part of our ecosystem. | ||
| That is LA. | ||
| That's LA. | ||
| That's LA. | ||
| It's suicidal empathy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Attached to a ridiculous ideology. | ||
| I don't mind that thing being those are ugly. | ||
| Get rid of those things. | ||
| Well Mountain Lions did it. | ||
| I'm on the mountain lions team. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, get that thing out of here. | ||
| You just can't have cocky animals. | ||
| What is an alpaca good for? | ||
| Why do people breed them? | ||
| What's the deal? | ||
| Probably the fur. | ||
| A bit they're wool. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think alpaca, they make socks out of them, I'm pretty sure. | ||
| Are hollow socks. | ||
| Are those socks made with alpaca stuff? | ||
| They're really good. | ||
| Solid socks. | ||
| Alpaca fur is supposed to be better. | ||
| Is it better? | ||
| I mean, we've been doing pretty good for cotton's been all right for a while, huh? | ||
| Um no, no, no. | ||
| Cotton is not nearly as good as wool. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| For I'll take it all. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| For stuff like that. | ||
| The reason why like wool like people think, oh, wool's not necessary. | ||
| You could have one of the reasons why wool is necessary. | ||
| The reason why people use it in the first place is because you could be wet with wool on and you stay warm. | ||
| If you're wet with cotton on, you're fucked. | ||
| We've been in a pool with a shirt. | ||
| Yeah, you know, you've been to the beach. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, but it's just if you're in the woods and you go hiking and you get sweaty and then it gets cold out and you're stuck out there, you're fucked. | ||
| But wool stays. | ||
| Wool stays warm. | ||
| It's really amazing. | ||
| Significant use fiber production, all alpacas being bred for their soft, fine fleece that's used to make high quality clothing, blankets, and other textiles. | ||
| So the that's the thing about like um stuff that's natural, like wool in particular, merino wool, it also doesn't smell bad. | ||
| Like you could sweat in it for days and you don't stink. | ||
| Like if I wear like a synthetic undergarment and I'm hiking, like if we're camping or if I'm in the woods for a couple days, you if you have anything that has like uh a plastic in it, a nylon, like any kind of a synthetic like undergarment, they stink too. | ||
| They smell so bad. | ||
| They smell so bad hockey bag. | ||
| You want to just peel them off you and you get it and you take it off, you smell it, you're like, what the fuck? | ||
| You smell wool, you could wear it for days and days and days, and you don't stink in it. | ||
| That's wild. | ||
| Because it's natural. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's the best they make it makes the best socks, it makes the best, like uh my friend's company First Light. | ||
| I think they were the like one of the first companies that started doing merino wool, and then they make like merino wool undergarments and defending. | ||
| Well, it's merino wool. | ||
| It's just as a a type of wool, but it's like this very fine wool that like it feels like a cotton. | ||
| It feels like this. | ||
| And you put it on as like undergarments, like a base layer. | ||
| And if you sweat, you're okay. | ||
| If you sweat with cotton on, you're in real trouble, man. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Like real trouble. | ||
| Stinks. | ||
| So that's why you need alpaca. | ||
| I don't even know if alpacas work the same way. | ||
| But merino does. | ||
| We'll keep them. | ||
| The point is these fucking mountain lions, you gotta you gotta let them know who's boss. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Like, I'm not for killing mountain lions. | ||
| I I think they're awesome. | ||
| I love them. | ||
| But I'm for killing some mountain lions. | ||
| You know, I'm not for killing them all. | ||
| I'm not like kill them all. | ||
| I'm like, no, you need a balance out there. | ||
| All you've got an overpopulation of animals. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| But what you don't need is them killing your fucking kids. | ||
| Okay, because they will kill your kids. | ||
| It's a mountain lion. | ||
| They don't give a fuck. | ||
| You leave a four-year-old inside and you're on the phone, and then I told him, You have to fucking respect me. | ||
| I've been in this office for and you hear and your kids the back of your kid's fucking head is caved in now, and this cat's running over a fence with them, and you turn around, your kid's gone. | ||
| Like, yeah, that's real. | ||
| That's real, dude. | ||
| That's real. | ||
| That's a cat. | ||
| It's a giant cat that you can't control, and if it decides it's gonna kill you, you're helpless. | ||
| So shut the fuck up with all this Narnia nonsense. | ||
| Shut up. | ||
| You gotta kill a few of them. | ||
| You gotta let them know who's the boss. | ||
| You can't come in my fucking neighborhood, shithead. | ||
| You don't put a collar on 'em and take pictures. | ||
| So cute that they're in our neighborhood. | ||
| Look, they're camping in front of my house. | ||
| Yeah, they're waiting for your kid to go get his ball. | ||
| Are you fucking crazy? | ||
| They just ate your neighbor's dog, and now they're waiting for your kid to get his ball. | ||
| Authorities kill Mountain Lion after 11-year-old girl attacked at the California home. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| And Malibu. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Last month. | ||
| Just shut the fuck up, you people. | ||
| You're out of your mind. | ||
| Yeah, we are. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| But it's like these people are they don't know what animals are. | ||
| They they think they're living in the movie. | ||
| They don't with the Charlie Kirk thing. | ||
| They don't know what an assassination is. | ||
| You're cheering that someone got killed with gun violence. | ||
| You're supposed to be the anti-gun violence people. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You're cheering for gun violence. | ||
| Do you know how fucking crazy this makes you look? | ||
| You're cheering for gun violence against a guy who deplored violence. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah, adamantly was pretty loud about it too. | ||
| It's so stupid. | ||
| Well, the disconnect, that's the really sad thing is that the death doesn't even When people die, it doesn't even feel like anything anymore for people. | ||
| Because they're like, whatever. | ||
| They don't feel like it's a real person because they're used to talking about people and talking to people in a digital form online with no impact. | ||
| Like no consequences of you know, no, you don't feel it from the person. | ||
| You don't feel empathy because you hurt their feelings. | ||
| You don't, it's just dead. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's sociopathic. | ||
| You know, and it's like people just I did not I wasn't I didn't know too much about Charlie Kirk. | ||
| What I knew about him was some of the clips, like I think most of us did. | ||
| Some of the clips that you see online of him debating college kids. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And I always thought okay, I could see the point for it because you know, these are voters and these are young people, and they have been indoctrinated in a certain way of thinking, and they probably never encountered anybody who can articulate what the other opinion is like, | ||
| what a conservative perspective is like, what what a what they think the way they think you should uh approach life, the way they you don't get to hear that at universities, you get to only hear one side of things. | ||
| So on that side, I'm like, okay, that's good about it. | ||
| But it's also like you're dunking on these young kids, but also they should know that they could be dunked on because their ideas suck, right? | ||
| Or be challenged at the very least. | ||
| But the fact that that was enough to make people happy and cheer that he died because he was effective in what he was doing. | ||
| That's what it was. | ||
| And they felt like he was indoctrinating kids. | ||
| Well, guess what? | ||
| That's what conservatives feel like every day. | ||
| They feel like you're indoctrinating kids when you're gaslighting people and saying there's nothing wrong with having a drag queen story hour for kids. | ||
| Like no, it's not. | ||
| Let's you know what? | ||
| We need ball gag story hour too. | ||
| Because it's a fetish, right? | ||
| So let's let's have strap-on story hour. | ||
| Like, let's get crazy. | ||
| Like, what are we talking about? | ||
| No, no, there's nothing wrong with being a drag queen. | ||
| But there's something weird about wanting to be alone and read kids a story where you dress like a woman and you're not. | ||
| And you're doing this for some weird kink. | ||
| It's just weird that it's like a thing. | ||
| It's weird that it matters that it's like a fight thing people fight about. | ||
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You're like, I was like, more of the algorithm bullshit. | |
| Yeah, I bet you it's not it's not. | ||
| I don't know where I could read the kids, pick up a couple hundred bucks. | ||
| Yeah, it's like side games. | ||
| What a great gig. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then all of a sudden these like super progressive schools are like I'm booked up, booked up in all the progressive school while she's fucking chain smoking camels. | ||
| By the way, speaking of sheep, have you heard uh ghost face killer's sons disc track? | ||
| No. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| To who? | ||
| To Ghostface Killer. | ||
| Now I don't first of all, I do not know if this is real in this day and age of fucking crazy AI and but it's going all over the internet. | ||
| Going after him. | ||
| Ghost Son, who uh may or may not identify as a woman. | ||
| I am not sure, so I want to be careful. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Is going after ghost fish. | ||
| In these days, you don't want the FCC breathing down your neck for being inaccurate, Mr. Santino. | ||
| No, no, don't ban me. | ||
| Don't ban me, FCC. | ||
| But bro, the flow. | ||
| It makes you think like, okay. | ||
| Ghostface kill his son, infinite coles, airs out family issues on two new songs. | ||
| Okay, I'm I don't generally don't like hearing people air out their family beefs live. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But put that aside and listen to the flow. | ||
| Because this fucking dude can rap. | ||
| This dude can rap, man. | ||
| But it just makes sense because it's like, can we play a little of it and then edit it out? | ||
|
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I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Yeah, we'll edit it out. | ||
| Not fucking bad, bro. | ||
| It's pretty good. | ||
| Not fucking bad. | ||
| But sweet face kill up my head all day today. | ||
| Bro, that was sweet face kill up. | ||
| I mean, I don't know what kind of a cry for help that is, but well, it's clear they don't get along. | ||
| Yeah, it seems like uh I'm mad at you, but fucking what a flow. | ||
| Like super talented. | ||
| Isn't that crazy how like that kind of shit's genetic sometimes? | ||
| Oh, a hundred percent. | ||
| You know, for sure. | ||
| You know, you ever heard like someone who the like their dad was like a really good singer, and then you hear them singing like how are you doing that? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Where is that coming from? | ||
| Oh, you got it like in your jeans. | ||
| Do you know who El C Cook is? | ||
| It's not a diss. | ||
| Not a diss. | ||
| Oh, it's not a diss. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| Well, I couldn't. | ||
| Not a diss, but thank you so much. | ||
| Oh, okay, good. | ||
| It sounded even better. | ||
| Sounded like that sell that sold it. | ||
| That got people to look at it. | ||
| Oh my god, this click. | ||
| Well, that's the thing about rap music. | ||
| You say things quick enough and fast enough, people like, oh, did he diss him? | ||
| Is he shit on it right now? | ||
| No, it is genetic. | ||
| Do you know who El C Cook is? | ||
| No. | ||
| Sam Cook's brother. | ||
| Oh crazy. | ||
| Dude, it's it's kind of wild to hear like he sounds brother's one thing though, because they grew up together. | ||
| Yeah, but that talent that the fact like Sam. | ||
| Sam was so good. | ||
| LC uh wrote uh rumored, I don't know if how much of this is true, but LC wrote a lot of uh co-wrote and helped a lot of stuff with Sam. | ||
| But you listen to that record right there. | ||
| Which one? | ||
| That put me down easy. | ||
| That record is one of my favorite fucking songs. | ||
| Listen a little, we'll listen a little bit. | ||
| I love this song, man. | ||
| We'll have to edit this out too. | ||
| Sorry, folks. | ||
| And you can LC Cook's put me down easy. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| That was very good. | ||
| And I just the lyrics hit me so hard when he's like, look, I know you're gonna screw me over. | ||
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Will you just don't make me just do a quick put me down easy, baby? | |
| Just do it fast, dude. | ||
| Just get it over with. | ||
| Yeah, don't drag this out. | ||
| Just get it over. | ||
| Don't pretend we might get back together again. | ||
| Oh, it's such a good hanging. | ||
| But he but that's what I mean, is like just because they're brothers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But that's exactly it sounds like Sam reimagined. | ||
| It's almost like AI Sam. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Because I love Sam Co. | ||
| But that sounds exactly like him. | ||
| There's a bunch of those guys from back in the day that kind of slipped through the cracks. | ||
| Right. | ||
| They never they never got the thing. | ||
| There's just some of them, like they had some great ass songs. | ||
| What is that Strawberry Fields guy? | ||
| I think Gillis told us about it. | ||
| Who the kid that plays uh one, Jamie? | ||
| Do you remember that song? | ||
| It's on the Spotify. | ||
| Yeah, let me see if I can find it because it's on my Spotify playlist. | ||
| Chat GTBC. | ||
| Uh ChatGPT, rather, is still listening to me, that bitch. | ||
| I turned that shit off. | ||
| She wants to know. | ||
| Where are you getting your information from? | ||
| Do you ever feel bad about what you say? | ||
| Did she say that? | ||
| Didn't say that's so funny. | ||
| No, that would be funny, though. | ||
| Joe Logan, your perspective is just yours. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| Strawberry Letter 23. | ||
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Oh. | |
| By Shuggy Otis. | ||
| That's a cover song. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's uh originally by the Brothers Johnson. | ||
| Oh, that's a cover song? | ||
| Yeah, I heard this in it. | ||
| It's in a fate, but it's like that's such a good song. | ||
| I heard it in the background of another song. | ||
| Do you guys hear that? | ||
| Is anyone hearing that? | ||
| No one was knew what the fuck I was talking about. | ||
| Baked out of your head. | ||
| You want to hear the number one. | ||
| This is the number one most ridiculous song that for some reason or another the guy didn't become famous. | ||
| This is from 1969. | ||
| It's a guy named Johnny Thunder. | ||
| And he made this song called I'm Alive. | ||
| And Brian Simpson brought it into the green room with the mothership. | ||
| He's like, This is gonna be one of your new favorite songs. | ||
| Like you gotta listen to this song. | ||
| And I I played it in the green room, and I was like, oh my god. | ||
| I'm alive. | ||
| And then I'm and then we had to look it up, and we we there was a bunch of misinformation and disinformation online. | ||
| Couldn't figure out who this cat was. | ||
| Apparently he recorded this song. | ||
| It was a cover of another song that had been recorded by another artist, uh like a band that was pretty famous. | ||
| I forget who it was. | ||
| Who's the other band that recorded it? | ||
| Like a known name. | ||
| And his version is so much better. | ||
| It's so much better. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| That you listen to this and you're like, oh, this guy's gonna be famous. | ||
| There's no way. | ||
| Like if I was living in 1969 and I heard that song on the radio, I'm like, oh, we got a new superstar. | ||
| Who's this guy? | ||
| Listen. | ||
| Did he die early? | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| He died young. | ||
| I don't know when he died. | ||
| I think we looked that up as well. | ||
| When did Johnny Thunder go? | ||
| The first recording of it. | ||
| Yeah, he recorded it, but it was not his uh song. | ||
| It was the other band's song. | ||
| What's the other band? | ||
| Well, that might not even be true, right? | ||
| That's something like that. | ||
| They might have fucked him over. | ||
| I'm like, no, we're gonna do our version. | ||
| That's our song. | ||
| Excuse me. | ||
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That's Alan Sawyer. | |
| He's gonna contact you. | ||
| How many times does that happen? | ||
| They were like, This is a good song. | ||
| That's Elvis's song now. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Elvis owns that song. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If you want to sue Elvis to try to get that song back to the case, Tom Jones recorded it too. | ||
| Tom's Jones, but that was afterwards, correct? | ||
| Yeah, way later. | ||
| Who was the other band though that recorded the Deep Purple Water version of it and another group? | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Another version. | ||
| Deep Purple. | ||
| Deep Purple. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Deep Purple was famous. | ||
| God damn, that's a good song. | ||
| That's a damn good song. | ||
| That's a damn good song. | ||
| I would bet everything I had in 1969. | ||
| Johnny, you're gonna be huge. | ||
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Huge. | |
| You're gonna be huge. | ||
| I could see it right now. | ||
| Madison Square Garden, Johnny Thunder sold out. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| I was that that's got that feels like a Tarantino movie. | ||
| Do you know what I mean? | ||
| Like that. | ||
| The guy is that good. | ||
| You just write him songs, you fucking assholes. | ||
| Yeah, just give him songs. | ||
| Get a team together. | ||
| Get Johnny a nice apartment. | ||
| Johnny, we got it. | ||
| He just died a year ago. | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| He died last year. | ||
| Yeah, last year in Winter Park, Florida. | ||
| How old? | ||
| 93. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That might have been when Brian Simpson brought that song. | ||
| No, we were talking about it more than a year ago. | ||
| Yeah, because it made it onto commercials and stuff after the fact. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| So we started talking about it and then it made it into commercials. | ||
| Like they started using it for like Jeep commercials or some shit. | ||
| I don't know if it was Jeep. | ||
| What was it? | ||
| Samsung and Lincoln in uh something else. | ||
| He dies, you talk about it, it goes viral. | ||
| They're like, you should use that song. | ||
| Well, I'm glad they did, just so people more people hear it. | ||
| But there's people like that that just sort of slip through the cracks of history. | ||
| And for whatever reason, we don't need never hear about him. | ||
| But that guy's that guy. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| That's very, very good. | ||
| Like that's like platinum selling album good. | ||
| Like you hear that song, like, oh, okay, you we got it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| All we need is a bunch of those. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Turn those out. | ||
| Listen, we got a bunch of guys that are like Chris Stapleton type dudes who just write songs. | ||
| Right. | ||
| There's like if you're a Nashville person, there are song writers, professionals who will sit down and they will come up with a fucking jam for you. | ||
| And then, you know, you just fucking start doing arenas. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Why are you driving a fucking regular car? | ||
| Johnny Johnny Thunder. | ||
| Johnny Thunder. | ||
| Johnny Thunder. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Johnny Thunder, you need a Mercedes Benz S-class, Johnny Thunder. | ||
| You want a limo Johnny Thunder? | ||
| Thunder, you need to start flying private. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| There's certain guys like that, you're like, man, he just didn't have the right team around him. | ||
| Or something else. | ||
| Or he was making more, or life got in the way, or he was making more money working on other people's shit. | ||
| You know, some people are self-sabotage. | ||
| We know these people on the business. | ||
| Oh, yeah, man. | ||
| There's a lot of guys that we both came up with that, you know, you look back and you go, I thought that guy was gonna be huge. | ||
| Yeah, man, I think about that all. | ||
| There's a few people that I know that that it bums me out because you're like, what were you afraid of? | ||
| That the thing. | ||
| Cause you could have had it. | ||
| I don't know if it's that. | ||
| I think there's a a lot of it is just being on your own uh and not having any kind of support in terms of like a community of friends. | ||
| I think that's a lot of the reason why a lot of people, as they get older, especially, start behaving really irrationally and losing their minds. | ||
| Is they're alone, essentially. | ||
| They don't have a family, they dedicated their entire life to their career, and then they get to a certain age, and there's no one who's really excited about them out there in the world, and they get real bitter. | ||
| That's very sad. | ||
| It's very sad, but they just they missed out on the fun part. | ||
| The fun part is having a bunch of friends. | ||
| Like that's the fun part. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's the most fun part. | ||
| Like Stanhope said this famously once. | ||
| He said, I could quit comedy, but I could never never quit comics. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like that is more fun even than doing stand-up is hanging out with comics. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And we're all just being silly together. | ||
| It's fun. | ||
| Like we were in Chicago a couple weeks ago. | ||
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What a great time. | |
| We had a great fucking time. | ||
| Santito sat right behind me while the fights are going on. | ||
| We we had some fucking great food. | ||
| Dude, that was a that was a we had late night uh we had late night Italian beaches. | ||
| Yeah, it was great. | ||
| You know how cool of the day that was for me? | ||
| I went to the Cubs game, I sat behind home plate, and then I went right from the Cubs game to come see you. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| That was like a monumentus day. | ||
| I told my cousin Luke, I was like, This is like gonna be one of the best days I've had in year. | ||
| It just like I was riding on a high all day. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Cruising. | ||
| What a day. | ||
| Well, and last night I was at your club having a fun time with all the boys. | ||
| Gillis came down, and you know, when he comes down and has to, you know. | ||
| That's when it's uh he starts it up, dude. | ||
| Yeah, no, he's the best. | ||
| That club's got a great vibe, man. | ||
| Really does. | ||
| It's got a great vibe. | ||
| And that's the thing. | ||
| It's like if you're on the outside, you look at it and you go, Oh, fuck those people. | ||
| That's a completely normal way to react. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It's completely normal. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But we're not saying fuck you. | ||
| Like trust me. | ||
| Just relax. | ||
| Just relax. | ||
| Come and give me a hug. | ||
| Come give me a hug. | ||
| We're all okay. | ||
| We we should not be worried about this stupid shit. | ||
| And this is one of the things that I always hope happens when there's a a tragedy, like a public figure gets executed. | ||
| Just having a little grace. | ||
| Just to give people a little grace. | ||
| Just a little bit more. | ||
| Yeah, take the temperature down, America. | ||
| Because regardless of who shot that guy, that guy was shot, and then the reaction was horrible, and then the Reaction to the reaction is equally horrible. | ||
| Everyone's horrible, right? | ||
| We're a community. | ||
| We're supposed to be a community. | ||
| You know, it's not supposed to be right versus left. | ||
| That's stupid. | ||
| We don't want to do World War Three in the continental United States. | ||
| We don't want another fucking civil war. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Just we need to stop. | ||
| Just stop being so divisive and stop rewarding politicians for being so divisive. | ||
| Jimmy's a few. | ||
| ABC and suspension starting Tuesday. | ||
| See, called it. | ||
| You did. | ||
| Called it. | ||
| You know what's interesting. | ||
| You know what I thought he was going to do is get into different media now, like Conan with this podcast, and I thought he was going to do that too. | ||
| Well, that probably would be a good thing for him to do. | ||
| I could see him doing it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But they're really smart to do this because the wave of people watching, I bet he gets the highest ratings he's ever had. | ||
| Ever, ever, ever. | ||
| They'll be nuts. | ||
| Yeah, the ratings would be nuts. | ||
| Look at that coming back. | ||
| Listen, man, it's like you can't it's the Streisand effect. | ||
| You can't do that. | ||
| You can't remove someone for talking badly about you in 2025 if that's what happened. | ||
| If that is the way it goes, if that's what happened. | ||
| If that's what happened. | ||
| I suspect there's a lot of factors. | ||
| One of the factors is declining ratings, right? | ||
| So as the ratings go down, then people get more and more sensitive about subject matter, more and more sensitive about advertising. | ||
| Because, you know, you're already like the show is kind of in a bad direction as it is. | ||
| Look, the ratings are dropping because people are getting annoyed with it being too political, or whatever narrative they could say, right? | ||
| And you know, there's advertisers that get upset because they might be right wing. | ||
| Uh it is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive, the statement said. | ||
| We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Good. | ||
| So in my mind, in my mind, he wins. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He wins. | ||
| But you know, take the temperature down. | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| Like we don't want more killings. | ||
| We want to figure out what's the right thing for everybody. | ||
| And c classifying someone like I've I've heard people say the worst shit about Charlie Kirk post his death. | ||
| And like I said, I wasn't too aware of what the stuff that he had done. | ||
| I was aware of some of the things that he'd done that were really brilliant. | ||
| Some conversations that he had that I thought were very kind. | ||
| And I was aware of some of the things that he said is like, oh, why'd you put it that way? | ||
| You know, like why did you say that? | ||
| Like that's you're just even if you you're even as if it's possible to take something like that out of context, it makes you look terrible. | ||
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Right. | |
| But it is just out of context. | ||
| That's the problem. | ||
| But out of context works in this day and age. | ||
| So I just wish he hadn't said the things that he said the way he said them, but I I don't think he's an evil person. | ||
| So to celebrate the murder of a person that I think is genuine generally a very kind and uh a very nice person who was just good at debating, but not always even totally accurate. | ||
| Like there's been some good uh critiques of uh some of the debates that he had with college kids that are online where he's like, no, he's not correct like with what he said. | ||
| Like he was one of the things is about George Floyd. | ||
| And he was he kept saying that the medical examiner said that George Floyd would have died of that overdose. | ||
| That's not true, and we've heard that too, and so then we looked it up, right? | ||
| And it wasn't the medical examiner didn't say that, correct? | ||
| I don't think that's true. | ||
| And I think he had already printed a retraction. | ||
| But see, this is the problem with like a debate in a microphone in a public place where people are cheering and screaming, and you're trying to form your argument, you're not even good at doing it, and you're doing it to a guy who's a professional at doing this, and it's like it's a stupid way to have conversations, but better than no way at all, right? | ||
| And in those colleges, you don't get any of those kind of conversations with your professors. | ||
| That's why it was really healthy for him to do that's I think the you know a lot of people say, oh, he targeted young people. | ||
| And you're like, well, there's two ways to look at that. | ||
| One, it's because I feel like they are the most susceptible to maybe hearing you out, right? | ||
| You're not changing my dad's mind. | ||
| I'll tell you that. | ||
| He's not gonna go fucking he's got his perspective. | ||
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| No, but I think that and then the other side is it's not to prove that he was gonna outwit these people. | ||
| I think it was to have actual discourse and to start discourse on campus. | ||
| It was also to get popular. | ||
| Yeah, well, he wanted to be famous. | ||
| He's doing this and spreading these ideas, but he believed in it and he's very religious. | ||
| But here's the the thing like he's not this terrible person that they're trying to make him out to be. | ||
| So to take a 31 year old guy who is a father and uh he's got two very young children and he's married, he's got a family, he's got this wife who loves him, and to cheer that he got shot in the head for his ideas. | ||
| We've lost the plot. | ||
| Like we've lost the plot. | ||
| If there's a group of children out there in college, young people out there, rather, young um young adults that are cheering, and then older adults too, who are cheering this. | ||
| My friend was in a coffee shop, and uh this lady was beside him on a Zoom call, and she's this is like right after Charlie Kirk was killed, and she gets on her Zoom call and she goes, Well, I had an unexpectedly great day today. | ||
| How about you girls? | ||
| And they were like, Today was amazing. | ||
| And they weren't really saying why today was amazing, but it was very clear that they were celebrating the fact that this guy who was a father and a husband was murdered before his ideas. | ||
| That's not the way to do it, folks. | ||
| You may not like what a guy says, for God's sake. | ||
| I didn't like everything the guy said, but but when they but people were like It's so short-sighted. | ||
| Yeah, this is what we need. | ||
| You're like, uh dude, how what how is your brain functioning like that? | ||
| It's so crazy. | ||
| It's so crazy. | ||
| It's it's all just infected by social media, and all these people who think like this are all online almost all day. | ||
| Yeah, they live in it. | ||
| Yes, they live in it. | ||
| They're they're in the shit all day long, like reading the comments, and you're getting poisoned. | ||
| You're losing your humanity. | ||
| That's not a normal way to think. | ||
| Go outside. | ||
| Yeah, you're you need more than that. | ||
| You need mushrooms and hugs. | ||
| You need a lot. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But this this fucking thing that we're all caught in, this tide of electronics is leading us in that direction. | ||
| It's like an inhuman reaction. | ||
| Like you you've you're separated from the norm of human interaction, like the warmth of a person's smile and give me a hug. | ||
| Like all that stuff that how many times you've been in a conversation with a person you disagreed with them, and you both start laughing at the end of it. | ||
| That's every comic conversation I have. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| But online, it doesn't happen that way. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| It doesn't even happen sometimes with people you know. | ||
| Like, like I was in the woods in Utah for a week. | ||
| I was out there elk hunting, and there's no service out there. | ||
| There's like a little bit of service at like one peak you get at. | ||
| You could make a few phone calls and check text messages. | ||
| And so I was getting some text messages that were showing me that Kimmel got fired. | ||
| You know, like, oh, look at this. | ||
| Jesus Christ, this is crazy. | ||
| And my thought was, what did he say? | ||
| Oh my god, what did he say? | ||
| He said something about Charlie Kirk after he got killed. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Then I saw what he said, I was like, Well, that's not that bad. | ||
| No. | ||
| That's not accurate, but it's like in my mind as a comic, I'm like, he's just setting up this bit. | ||
| I'm like, and then I'm watching everybody freak out about this. | ||
| I'm like, and then I saw, okay, am I looking at it wrong? | ||
| Okay, it is kind of misleading because he's kind of saying that they're trying to label this person as anyone other than themselves, which is like a little weird. | ||
| Political finger pointing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that's not cool. | ||
| That's that's inaccurate. | ||
| But uh instead, I didn't get upset. | ||
| I didn't understand. | ||
| And then I started really realizing that people were upset at me because I wasn't saying anything. | ||
| I was in in support of it. | ||
| I was like, I'll show you a picture of where I am right now. | ||
| Hunting elk. | ||
| Yeah, like literally. | ||
| This is uh this is a picture of where I was. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I was up in the mountains. | ||
| But disappointing. | ||
| Even then, like you you don't get to tell people what they should and shouldn't comment on while you're silent about Gaza. | ||
| Yeah, whatever. | ||
| Okay, if I check, if I go through your social media and there's no organized outrage about what's happening right now in Gaza, and you're upset that there's there's a comedian that got for a few days got his show got stopped because he said mean things about the president, like this another shit in the world that might be more important than this and you might need medication. | ||
| You might but you might be a fucking crazy shut-in. | ||
| You might be a person that's addicted to your phone. | ||
| Get the fuck outside. | ||
| Yeah, get off your fucking mind. | ||
| You don't Require other people to comment on things. | ||
| You know, I read one comic said uh if you don't if you have a big platform and you're not commenting, all I could see is how much you love the taste of boot leather. | ||
| Like it's settled up. | ||
| Settle down. | ||
| Or I'm with my family right now having a meal. | ||
| This is one of the reasons why I've been off social media for like the last seven, eight months mostly. | ||
| Like I I'll look at it occasionally, I hardly ever post, and if I do post, it's just stuff about shows. | ||
| Like I did a show here, or here's a picture of this fun thing. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| But I don't read anything about me at all. | ||
| I know guys that have lost their minds. | ||
| They're in that all day long. | ||
| Having conversations with people on Twitter all day long, debating points, arguing stuff all day long, making response videos, making other videos, going and talking about it on a podcast. | ||
| Like, what are you doing with your life, man? | ||
| Yeah, it's really this is nuts. | ||
| Well, everybody raised a lot of these people that were like, can't uh uh boycott ABC and Disney cancel it, and I was like, well, don't do that. | ||
| Not only that, they made video. | ||
| Ron Pearlman made a video subscribed and then unsubscribed. | ||
| Like settle down. | ||
| Relax. | ||
| But also, if it is that the government tried to silence Jimmy Kimmel because they were trying to push through some sort of a merger and he doesn't like Jimmy Kimmel, so they try like yeah, that should be exposed. | ||
| That's fucked up. | ||
| I'm gonna need to see some emails. | ||
| I want to see them emails too. | ||
| I want to see some emails. | ||
| I would have this is one of the reasons why you need that Israeli spying software. | ||
| Yeah, we gotta get that. | ||
| We need it all everyone needs it. | ||
| We have no encryption, no encryption anymore. | ||
| We need to all read each other's phones. | ||
| I need to know what did you guys plan? | ||
| What'd you say? | ||
| Show me what you said. | ||
| Show me what you showed. | ||
| Show me. | ||
| Show it right now. | ||
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You son of a big one. | |
| I think they're gonna come out and find out. | ||
| There we'll we'll find out. | ||
| It'll get exposed. | ||
| Jamie, tell me if this is true. | ||
| That there is a um this is uh something that someone sent me that every Samsung phone from uh 2022 on has something installed in it called app cloud. | ||
| App Cloud. | ||
| Yeah, and it's a backdoor and it allows you. | ||
| Here, I'll send you this thing, Jamie. | ||
| Uh I do not know if this is true. | ||
| It sounds ridiculous. | ||
| It allows someone to potentially get into your phone. | ||
| But I I asked a friend of mine who's a legit expert in this kind of shit. | ||
| He said, All they need is your phone number. | ||
| All that stuff is nonsense. | ||
| I go, really? | ||
| Is that easy? | ||
| It's that easy. | ||
| With Pegasus 2, he goes, All they need is your phone number. | ||
| And all this thing of like backdoor apps, like they need your phone number, they can just access everything. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's a joke. | ||
| Why aren't we doing that then to people that we need to access their phones? | ||
| The only way well they do. | ||
| That's how the Israelis fucked everybody up. | ||
| You gotta give it to them, dude. | ||
| Them pagers, like that was one of the things. | ||
| Genius shit. | ||
| One of the most genius fucking operations I've ever heard of government pull off. | ||
| Send people pagers. | ||
| Keep the pa they have those pagers for a long time before they blew them up. | ||
| Yeah, they're like, yeah, send them out. | ||
| How long did they have those pagers before they detonated them, Jamie? | ||
| I want to say it was over a year. | ||
| It was like a government sponsored program they gave them to these people, right? | ||
| Is that what it was? | ||
| Well, the the thing is they were using pagers because they knew that if they were using cell phones that the Israelis had electronics that could read everything. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So they could they could spy on all their phones. | ||
| So to get around that, they decided to use pagers. | ||
| So the Israelis knew that they were gonna use pagers because they have people embedded in these organizations. | ||
| They have people that are literally acting like they're Hezbollah or Hamas. | ||
| They're inside there, and then they're Israelis. | ||
| And so these people got a hold of their order before it they so they they order a bunch of pagers. | ||
| They get a hold of it, rig it with detonations, rig it with explosives, repackage it, send it to them, so then they get it like good, got the pager. | ||
| Fuck these Israelis. | ||
| They're putting a little bomb right next to your dick. | ||
| And you're walking around with this thing for I think a year or so. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| I can't hear you. | ||
| I'm seeing five months. | ||
| Five months. | ||
| No, no, the ac actual but it wasn't yeah, it didn't all happen in once, two. | ||
| Okay, five went on for how long? | ||
| Like an hour. | ||
| An hour. | ||
| So for an hour, bang! | ||
| Everywhere you look pages are blowing up on dudes' dicks. | ||
| And think about where your pager is. | ||
| It's right there. | ||
| Right there. | ||
| Right where your balls are. | ||
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Boom. | |
| Big old bowling ball hole where your legs used to be. | ||
| Wild. | ||
| Wild. | ||
| And they planned it out months and months in advance. | ||
| How about what they did to the Iranians? | ||
| Do you know what they did with them? | ||
| They had this this thing. | ||
| They they c made a phone call. | ||
| We need a meeting of everybody. | ||
| Meet in the bunker. | ||
| And they met them in the the but it was a prank phone call. | ||
| So all these Iranian guys, they met in the bunker and they fucking dusted that bunker. | ||
| They blew it apart. | ||
| Well they thought it was coming from higher order, and they were like, Yeah, we'll see you down there. | ||
| Oh boy, we're under attack. | ||
| Let's go meet at the bunker. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Boom. | ||
| That's nuts, dude. | ||
| Genius. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Genius. | ||
| They know what they're doing. | ||
| They're plotting. | ||
| Oh, they're real good at it. | ||
| They're real good at it. | ||
| Yeah, they're real good at it. | ||
| It's uncomfortable. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| You know. | ||
| If if I was Jewish, I'd be like, yeah, we're the best. | ||
| Bro, we fucking we rule. | ||
| Have you seen this shit? | ||
| Have you seen what we've been doing? | ||
| Yeah, they're not. | ||
| Get everybody to come over here, put the hat on. | ||
| Put the hat on. | ||
| Did you see that Benjamin Netanyahu gave like this two-minute speech about how offensive it was that people say that Israel killed Charlie Kirk? | ||
| No. | ||
| But he just made an he made he just talked about it. | ||
| No one said that. | ||
| Like what? | ||
| I've never heard of Tell me more. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Who said that? | ||
| Tell me more. | ||
| Like who's saying this? | ||
| See, that's the kind of shit that I think when they plant information like that. | ||
| And then it becomes true, right? | ||
| Because then people online do start saying it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So you're just feeding the the false narrative becomes a real narrative. | ||
| And he goes, see? | ||
| Well, it could be that he got hoodwinked. | ||
| That like he's an older dude, right? | ||
| So he's probably not on TikTok. | ||
| He's probably doesn't have his thumb to the pulse of the young people. | ||
| And someone comes in. | ||
| Like, Trump didn't understand when he would go to his vac his rallies and he would talk about the vaccine. | ||
| The people would boo. | ||
| He didn't understand. | ||
| It's like, why are they? | ||
| The vaccine was amazing. | ||
| I did it. | ||
| It was all me. | ||
| And they're like, no, no, no, we don't like the vaccine. | ||
| He didn't know. | ||
| So he doesn't have his thumb on the pulse. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So if someone comes to him, BB, they're saying we did it. | ||
| We didn't do it. | ||
| They're saying we did it. | ||
| You really need to do it. | ||
| Well, I'll tell people that we didn't do it. | ||
| He goes out and responds, well, he looks like he did it now. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Right? | ||
| And that could be a trick. | ||
| Because there's still a bunch of people in Israel trying to get rid of him, too. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Like the day of October 7th, the day before, there was thousands of people in the streets protesting him. | ||
| Right. | ||
| They don't like him. | ||
| Oh, well, there's some people that do, there's some people that don't. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Just like Trump. | ||
| You know, you could say, oh, the Americans hate Trump. | ||
| No, half the Americans hate Trump. | ||
| Half the Americans think he's the shit. | ||
| They love it. | ||
| They think they're like tired. | ||
| They're tired of liberals. | ||
| They're tired of people with blue hair screaming in their face. | ||
| They're tired. | ||
| And there's a contingency of people that don't give a fuck, but they're like, that's fine, I don't care. | ||
| They'll they don't they'll join the Republicans because the other people are so annoying. | ||
| At least the Republicans leave them alone. | ||
| That's what happens. | ||
| But they just want to be left alone. | ||
| Yeah, you guys are screeching and telling people what to do and what they have to say. | ||
| Like, you know, you you do what I tell you to. | ||
| You take that post down. | ||
| Like you you do what the fuck Yeah, yeah. | ||
| See what I'm saying? | ||
| Take that post. | ||
| Yeah, you take that post down. | ||
| They they want control over you. | ||
| Expressing your opinions. | ||
| That ain't good from either side, kids. | ||
| That's dangerous. | ||
| There's something with the app cloud thing. | ||
| Uh I found the post you posted, but I just asked Grock instead to see what it said. | ||
| What did Grox say? | ||
| Brock says it's a pre-installed system service on many Samsung Galaxy smartphones, particularly mid-range and budget models like the A series as well as some of the S-Series device devices, depending on the carrier or region. | ||
| It functions as an app recommendation and installation tool that suggests and promotes third-party apps, often games and promotional content, based on user behavior, location, and preferences. | ||
| This is part of Samsung's partnerships with carriers and app developers to generate revenue by subsidizing device costs through the preloaded or suggested installs. | ||
| Boy, I don't like all that. | ||
| There is a bunch of videos and posts about how to take it off and how to disable it. | ||
| So it's widely viewed as bloatware or adware due to its intrusive nature. | ||
| It can be easily uninstalled. | ||
| Oh, it can't be easily uninstalled, and notifications are non-dismissable. | ||
| Oh, that's gross. | ||
| It's not essential for core phone function, is often absence from carrier-free or unlocked devices bought directly from Samsung. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So it's not a Samsung issue. | ||
| It's someone else puts it on a Samsung phone. | ||
| There's no verified evidence supporting claims of data being sent to external entities like intelligent firms. | ||
| These appear to stem from misinformation on social media. | ||
| Or you're lying. | ||
| When I look it up, uh this post people were posting on Instagram two days ago. | ||
| It mentions iron source, which that did not. | ||
| So it Googled Iron Source. | ||
| Now part of Unity that provides a platform for mobile app creators to monetize their apps through user acquisition and advertising. | ||
| Funded in 2010 with significant presence in Tel Aviv. | ||
| Company has merged with the U.S. gaming firm Unity in November 2022 to form an end-to-end platform for the app economy. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| What did you just say? | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| Israelis iron source trades in Europe. | ||
| They are the best at it. | ||
| They figured out Pegasus. | ||
| That's how uh whoever got Jeff Bezos got him. | ||
| They got him through a WhatsApp link. | ||
| So that was the first Pegasus. | ||
| I'd send you a WhatsApp message like Santino, you gotta check this out. | ||
| And you'd be like, What is it? | ||
| And so you check out some you know, some X article that I send you, but as you're clicking on it, it puts an exploit into your phone. | ||
| So now they have full access to your phone. | ||
| They got all your f dick pics, all your photos, all your dirty little text messages. | ||
| All my dick pics are from Jamie. | ||
| But now with Pegasus 2, all they need is your phone number. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| Just your phone number. | ||
| Bunkers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's so dark. | ||
| It's nuts. | ||
| How can they protect that? | ||
| You can't protect that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's it's really hard. | ||
| And then you think, well, I'll just use encrypt apps, encrypted apps, like WhatsApp does that, right? | ||
| WhatsApp. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then there's also Signal. | ||
| And then there's like Telegram and a few other ones, but they can get in those too if they want to. | ||
| They did it with Tucker Carlson. | ||
| Tucker Carlson was going to um to the Soviet Union. | ||
| Or it doesn't exist anymore. | ||
| He was going to Russia to talk to well see oh that was a Freudian, because they're probably trying to bring that bitch back. | ||
| He was going to Russia to try to meet with Putin, and they found out and they contacted him and they said we read your signal. | ||
| And he's like, What? | ||
| I didn't even know you could do that. | ||
| What did he say on the what did what was it? | ||
| Well, his signal chat was he was going back and forth with someone about setting up a meeting with Putin. | ||
| And so the State Department, or whoever it was, whoever it was in the Biden administration made the call. | ||
| Made the call to spend an extraordinary amount of money to unencrypt his signal. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Yeah, and read his messages. | ||
| Because, you know, you're not supposed to be talking to people we don't like. | ||
| Can't be talking to people you don't like. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We might get a wrong opinion of who that person is, which I kind of get it. | ||
| I know what you're saying. | ||
| Uh I don't ever think that not talking to people is the solution. | ||
| But I do understand what they're saying. | ||
| Yeah, but traditionally, don't we usually try to talk to people so we can try to figure out how we can make some headway? | ||
| It would be the better option for everybody. | ||
| Especially if cooler heads could prevail. | ||
| But the thing about this Ukraine Russia thing is like I think Trump grossly underestimated the amount of work that it's gonna take to stop this. | ||
| You know, when he got but when he was running, he was saying that one day get me in the office and one day I'll have a deal. | ||
| No, there's no deal. | ||
| There's no deal. | ||
| And the thing is like Putin is very smart. | ||
| He's not gonna, you know, he's gonna play. | ||
| He's like gonna cat and mouse this. | ||
| Like you can't just say I'm gonna be able to do a deal with Putin, you know, because I'm the alpha. | ||
| He's like, really? | ||
| It's not how it works. | ||
| I feel like pushing into Poland. | ||
| You know, and like things can get real squirrely because of that. | ||
| Because you you can't that's a that's a former KGB guy who is uh like uh a Russian nationalist, right? | ||
| Like he's he's the president of Russia for how long now? | ||
| How long has he been running Russia? | ||
| Forever. | ||
| I mean, since I can remember, I don't know. | ||
| How long has he been around? | ||
| You can't out alpha that guy. | ||
| No, he's the guy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, maybe you can have some sort of a deal could be made. | ||
| But if you think you're gonna be able to say, I'll have a deal tomorrow, he's like, nah. | ||
| No, you won't. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm going through the woods. | ||
| I'm going to go fuck something. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I think you'll wait. | ||
| He's riding a bear with no shirt on. | ||
| I think you have to wit. | ||
| I will red bear. | ||
| You know, there's a lot of people that think he might be one of the richest men alive. | ||
| Well, though, well, they don't disclose, so who knows? | ||
| He has no idea. | ||
| No one has any idea how much money he has. | ||
| You know. | ||
| And he's not gonna just listen to you. | ||
| No. | ||
| You're poor to him. | ||
| Yeah, you mean Trump's only got like a couple billion. | ||
| Like, shut up. | ||
| Yeah, you're like couple billion Lula. | ||
| You're good. | ||
| It's nice. | ||
| Depends for you. | ||
| I have boat your size. | ||
| Size of your entire GDP. | ||
| I have yacht the size of White House. | ||
| They got some crazy ass yachts that they stole too. | ||
| That was another weird thing during the Ukrainian invasion. | ||
| Everybody's like, yeah, well, all your rich friends were stealing their boats. | ||
| They stole all the yachts from all the oligarchs. | ||
| Oh, that's fucking. | ||
| And I was always like, where do those yachts go? | ||
| Who gets to keep them? | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| He's got 'em. | ||
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No. | |
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| They stole it from the Russians. | ||
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Oh. | |
| The international community. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Where are they now? | ||
| A lot of them are parked in ports and they have to be maintained because otherwise you lose the value of the boats. | ||
| And those vo like a boat, like one of them Russian oligarch yachts, bro, that is millions and millions of dollars every year just to maintain it. | ||
| Just to maintain it. | ||
| Just to maintain it. | ||
| And then like every couple of years you gotta pull it out of the fucking water and they gotta clean it, put new paint on it, and like how much money that costs. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You have to be so rich just to maintain it. | ||
| And then they just took them from 'em. | ||
| And then they just have them somewhere. | ||
| And then the states like states paying for it. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Like I rem there was one of them that was in Italy, and so the Italians had to pay, and they're like, We don't have this fucking money. | ||
| I don't want to pay for this. | ||
| They they're fucking I mean, how many let's find out? | ||
| Let's take a guess. | ||
| How many Russian oligarch yachts were captured. | ||
| How many do you think were confiscated? | ||
| If you had a guess. | ||
| I want to say 14. | ||
| Oh, I was gonna say I I wanted to say something in the number of like thirty or forty. | ||
| I mean, the amount of money that's out there on these guys. | ||
| I mean, it's endless. | ||
| It's endless trail of money. | ||
| Multi I bet you a lot of these people had multiple yachts. | ||
| I bet. | ||
| They got a yacht for a yacht, you got a tug yacht, you know? | ||
| You got a yacht for your hose. | ||
| You got a yacht for the house. | ||
| Yacht for your family. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yacht for your other family. | ||
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They do I get they have they have yachts to get for cocaine. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Just this is cocaine. | ||
| It's Michael Kin yacht. | ||
| My co ken yacht. | ||
| Look. | ||
| You want to go? | ||
| All black. | ||
| Get it? | ||
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Get it? | |
| It's all black, not white. | ||
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Get it? | |
| He's I treat them. | ||
| I trick. | ||
| I'm clever. | ||
| This is where my cocaine is. | ||
| It looks you could find all the coke. | ||
| Everything is black. | ||
| The floors, the tables. | ||
| That's cook everywhere. | ||
| If you lose a little coke, you know where it goes. | ||
| You just look for white stuff. | ||
| I don't I haven't found the number yet, but one of them I was looking up, uh they got it in Fiji, and I was reading about how they had it. | ||
| Shipped back to Hawaii, but now it's for auction. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| So now we're like high it. | ||
| Yeah, but now you're gonna be the owner of this Russian guy's yacht that wants it back. | ||
| No, no, no, he's gonna understand. | ||
| Because they said he wanted to buy it back. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I'm gonna tell him I'm gonna tell him browse mine now, I'm sorry. | ||
| He'll just let you have it. | ||
| Three hundred million. | ||
| It was worth three hundred million when it was seized in twenty twenty-two. | ||
| Look at the size of it. | ||
| It has six decks, I think is what the fucking apartment. | ||
| 348. | ||
| It's an apartment building. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Not an apartment. | ||
| That's what I meant. | ||
| Apartment building. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The U.S. government seized the gleaming yacht three years ago when it was docked in a marina in Fiji with local assistance. | ||
| They argued that the vessel called Amadea, Latin for God's love, was owned by Suleiman Kermov, a Russian oligarch under U.S. sanctions with a network worth of $16.4 billion, according to Forbes, and ties to President Vladimir Putin of Russia. | ||
| Isn't that funny? | ||
| All you have to do is have ties to them and they can steal your boat. | ||
| $16.4 billion. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that's probably a guess, right? | ||
| Well, that's what's weird. | ||
| It's like ties to him. | ||
| Like what what are the extent of those ties? | ||
| How do they know each other? | ||
| Someone else owned it on paper though. | ||
| Oh, on paper, the owner was a different wealthy Russian. | ||
| Edward Kudane. | ||
| Kudanatov. | ||
| Kudanatov. | ||
| Kudenatov. | ||
| Uh one time pig breeder. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Who had not been sanctioned by the United States. | ||
| Mr. Kudenatov's claim on the Amadea began a legal battle that has delayed the yacht's sale and could pose problems for its eventual owner. | ||
| Well, if they just stole it from the pig farmer, then what the fuck, US? | ||
| Yeah, what are we doing? | ||
| How'd this guy get it? | ||
| How'd the first guy get it? | ||
| This is obviously bought in someone else's name. | ||
| Oh, the oligarch? | ||
| Yeah, that's who they took it from. | ||
| He was borrowing it. | ||
| He's barring it. | ||
| He asked me to borrow. | ||
| When you're that rich, bro, you it's a flex. | ||
| Let me take that yacht. | ||
| You want to borrow my yacht, though. | ||
| Take it. | ||
| I don't give a shit. | ||
| Take the yacht. | ||
| Kill the chef. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| Kill the chef. | ||
| Shoot him in the head if you don't like the way you're sticky spooked. | ||
| Please spare me. | ||
| There was at least six or seven other yachts I was reading up on, and that was not the biggest one. | ||
| That's not the biggest one? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Whoa, what's the biggest one they seized? | ||
| I'm telling you, those guys are balling so hard. | ||
| That's slightly bigger. | ||
| And you wonder why Nancy Pelosi keeps embezzling money like this. | ||
| Smart she wants to be able to do it. | ||
| She's not a bustling. | ||
| She's uh insider trading. | ||
| Yeah, inside. | ||
| She's doing it legally, though. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| So what the fuck? | ||
| They're all doing it legally. | ||
| Why complain? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| That's a little bigger. | ||
| See, when you're around all this, you're like, why do the Russians get all the yachts? | ||
| Nirvana. | ||
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That's a big thing. | |
| Paul, we need more money. | ||
| That is fucking insane. | ||
| Look, wait, look at go back. | ||
| Look at the size of that bullshit little jet ski next to that thing. | ||
| Look how big that is. | ||
| It's huge. | ||
| Three decks. | ||
| How many feet long is that? | ||
|
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Well, there's these are listed in meters. | |
| What is that? | ||
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Nah, it's 240 feet about stable as machine. | |
| Look at you, that was quick. | ||
| It's like three. | ||
| Yeah, just about three. | ||
| There's like a um a formula that you do when you convert like meters to feet meters to yards. | ||
| How do you do that? | ||
| Like someone told me from the archery community, told me how to do that. | ||
| If you have like a range finder that says meters. | ||
| Oh one point oh nine. | ||
| One point. | ||
| Right, that's right, yeah. | ||
| Meters and yards. | ||
| So if it's like which one's longer? | ||
| Your meter. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Okay, so a hundred meters, like a hundred and ten yards? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Give or take, yeah. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| I know the only reason I know that because of golf. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| When I if you golf if I golf overseas, they always do meters. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And they don't convert for you. | ||
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Oh. | |
| So you'll go though when they say it, they'll go, you know, down in Australia. | ||
| Like 128. | ||
| And you're like, 120, uh no fucking. | ||
| Oh, you gotta do it, baby. | ||
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Oh no. | |
| I had my phone out at one point. | ||
| I was like, oh, Tony and I gotta phone and put it in the thing. | ||
| Oh, that's funny. | ||
| They were making fun of me. | ||
| Like, come on, Matt. | ||
| You don't know if you don't know any fucking conversions. | ||
| I'm like, nah, I don't know. | ||
| My conversions, man. | ||
| They taught us in high school and then they gave up. | ||
| Well, we gave I gave up. | ||
| But I they gave up like by the time I was out of high school, they stopped doing it. | ||
| Same thing with curses. | ||
| They gave up, but they gave up on the metric system in 85. | ||
| They were gonna try to impart the metric system in the entire country. | ||
| Yeah, we weren't interested. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| You fuck you too. | ||
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We got the bomb, bitch. | |
| We're doing our own numbers, man. | ||
| We're digging inches and you could suck my suck my inches. | ||
| Inches and pounds. | ||
| Go fuck yourself with your metric system. | ||
| It's kind of funny. | ||
| Yeah, I like it. | ||
| Fuck you and fuck soccer. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| America was like, we're not doing it. | ||
| Yeah, we didn't do it. | ||
| Not doing it. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| No, we gotta we got a sport like soccer, but it's like concussion. | ||
| We just run each other full fuck. | ||
| Speed. | ||
| Crushing each other. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Gladiator shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Um, I wonder what's worse for you. | ||
| That or fighting. | ||
| I used to think it was that, but then I started watching some documentaries about um old time fighters. | ||
| Bad. | ||
| Oh my god, dude. | ||
| Well, you remember when the NHL was gonna ban fighting, and then I think they found out there was research that found out that the most concussions that came from on the ice were from board hits. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
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For sure. | |
| Heads bouncing off the board. | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| So they were like the fights weren't because you're so unstable on skates, the fighting wasn't as brutal as obviously ground fighting, because you have m you have you have stability, right? | ||
| I saw a dude judo throw a guy though. | ||
| It's pretty rad. | ||
| On ice? | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| It's kind of uncool. | ||
| It's not cool. | ||
| The guy takes his helmet off and you judo throw him, he could die. | ||
| Could he? | ||
| Easily. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know what happened guy. | ||
| It didn't look like he died, but he definitely got KO'd. | ||
| This dude hip tossed him. | ||
| Those ice fights, though, they're they're brutal, but they the bouncing of the head off the glass, they see. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| Oh, he bounced on his back, I think. | ||
| Bro, his head hit the ground, son. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| 100% his head. | ||
| It's a good throw. | ||
| His head hit the ground 100%. | ||
| Yeah, that's not good. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| Right there. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| There's a bounce. | ||
| Yeah, that's not good. | ||
| Not good. | ||
| Not good, dude. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was a good throw. | ||
| I was just gonna say it's a good throw, dude. | ||
| As a guy who appreciates it. | ||
| His positioning was perfect, dude. | ||
| Really new as shit. | ||
| That's the thing. | ||
| If you could teach like a judo practitioner, you could teach like a Carl Parisian or Yoel Romero or Hector Lombard. | ||
| Well, you're all Romero's a wrestler, but Hector Lombard, who was a jiu-jitsu champion from Cuba. | ||
| Teach a guy like that how to fight in hockey games, you're in fucking trouble, sucks. | ||
| Yeah, but grab a hold of your shit. | ||
| If he's a really good skater, and I'm sure he's got amazing balance because every judoka has insane balance. | ||
| You have to be able to like rotate your your your weight, transfer your weight at the split split second interviews and you gotta be able to manipulate another person's body and weight and the kind of strength that you would have slam someone on the ice like that Well that's when it's over though, that's the only rule of hockey, right? | ||
| If you're down it's out. | ||
| Is that the rule? | ||
| You can't your fight's over when they go down. | ||
| Yeah, you can't fucking you can't hit him when he's down. | ||
| Aren't they doing like a whole fight league where they f like a hockey fight thing? | ||
| Yeah, I feel like the Russians have that, like a hockey skate scale hockey fight thing. | ||
| Russians have people fighting in cars. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| Have you seen the car fights? | ||
| No, dude. | ||
| You're you buckled up in a C Punch. | ||
| I have seen this. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| They just start beating the fucking shit out of each other. | ||
| That is insane. | ||
| It's so insane, dude. | ||
| It's so insane. | ||
| Yeah, these guys, right? | ||
| Yeah, that's exactly right. | ||
| There's just there's just ice fights. | ||
| Oh my god, this is so crazy. | ||
| So they have MMA gloves on and they're fighting on ice. | ||
| This is nuts, dude. | ||
| This is Oh, spinning backfist. | ||
| Closer to the basketball court thing, though. | ||
| There's no walls. | ||
| Yeah, no, pretty good idea. | ||
| Except the whole can't go down on the ground. | ||
| The the the whole skate thing is nonsense. | ||
| Like the whole why are you limiting people's movement? | ||
| Yeah, but it is it is so much harder to fight on ice. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| It's fucking so hard. | ||
| Well, also, it's such a factor that if you're a really good skater but a shitty boxer, you could fuck a guy up, it was probably better than you. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Because he was not gonna know how to balance himself when he's transferring weight. | ||
| You could just kind of pop hop pop him and he won't be able to do anything about it. | ||
| He can keep it together and just like gently pop them. | ||
| Stumbling all over the place. | ||
| It's just a dumb way to fight. | ||
| Ice fights. | ||
| Ice fights, baby. | ||
| It is weird though that hockey allows fights. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| It's weird that there's like one sport that like eh. | ||
| It's tradition. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| Yeah, I know, but it is but I do think also because the brutality of the fights wouldn't be as gruesome as that of NBA, NFL, you know what I mean with ground. | ||
| So that they I think they factor in the fact that it's like these fights don't really last long. | ||
| They get a couple shots, it's usually nobody gets hurt. | ||
| And they usually break it up pretty quickly. | ||
| When the refs can sneak in, they will. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I think it's such a cool part of the sport. | ||
| It's a great part of the sport. | ||
| Without that, people are gonna hate it. | ||
| Of course they did. | ||
| Of course they did. | ||
| Oh, with the helmets on. | ||
| The helmets are smart, honestly. | ||
| Because when you get KO'd and your head bounces off the ground, you really need that helmet. | ||
| But you could also break the fucking shit out of your hand on that helmet. | ||
| Oh, they are for sure. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Yeah, that's a terrible way to break your hand. | ||
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Bare knuckle ice fights sponsored by Buffalo Wild Wings. | |
| Sponsored by Pfizer. | ||
| Do you have brain damage? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is it make you depressed? | ||
| Try taking Zol exams. | ||
| Toledans will figure everything out for you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Um We live in some weird times, my friend. | ||
| We really do. | ||
| Well, we're trying our best. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're trying our best in a totally fucked up time. | ||
| I do think I do think we're gonna see a swing. | ||
| I think things way. | ||
| I think things are gonna even out a little bit and get a little bit calmer. | ||
| I think people it's so chaotic. | ||
| I hope so. | ||
| I hope cooler heads prevail. | ||
| Because we're in a bad way. | ||
| But there's a lot of people, unfortunately, in this country that don't see uh a bright future for themselves. | ||
| And this is also part of the problem with uh the narratives that we're being fed on social media, is that they start looking at their economic future and it looks very bleak and they want to point a finger at someone like somebody fucked me. | ||
| Like, why are these people, there's a few people that have all this money. | ||
| You know, and this is one of the things one of them CEOs was talking about on a podcast that we like that they have to be really careful because like once AI does happen, like people are gonna come for them. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Like the people are gonna like the Did you see what happened in Nepal? | ||
| They took over the whole government. | ||
| Oh, they overthrew it. | ||
| They overthrew the government. | ||
| And they they voted in a new leader on Discord. | ||
| That's how they voted in their new leader. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| They took over the government. | ||
| Because the government was trying to impose rules on what they could post online, what they could see online, and the young people had enough. | ||
| They were like, no. | ||
| And they're like, E fucking enough. | ||
| And they it was an actual overthrowing of the government. | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| Which I do not know if it was orchestrated by an intelligence agency. | ||
| That's the problem. | ||
|
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Could be. | |
| I used to think what a great story. | ||
| That's so cool. | ||
| Then I met Mike Benz, and he's like, no, USAID has been funding these things for years. | ||
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Like, what? | |
| No. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He was saying USA's for things that are too dirty for the CIA. | ||
| So they farm it off to these NGOs. | ||
| The government officials had to leave the parliament building by helicopter. | ||
|
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Whoa! | |
| Chaos is so much on the That's awesome. | ||
| They're hanging on to helicopters. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Yeah, I haven't watched a lot of the videos. | ||
| There's a guy who I think he was randomly traveling on motorcycle through there while this was happening. | ||
| He's just sort of stayed that. | ||
| And he keeps filming like on the ground stuff. | ||
| Is so nuts. | ||
| Imagine like, look, we can get you out here, but we don't have time to get you in the helicopter. | ||
| They're at the door. | ||
| Just put this fucking thing between your legs and hang on. | ||
| Do you have gloves? | ||
| Do you have gloves? | ||
| Hang on. | ||
| Is he in Catman do? | ||
| By the way, how long do you think you could hang on to that without a strap? | ||
| Zero seconds. | ||
| Not a long time. | ||
| Like zero seconds. | ||
| Yeah, that's gonna be tough. | ||
| That's a wire. | ||
| Yeah, that's tough. | ||
| That's a nylon wire. | ||
| Nepal is burning. | ||
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Wow. | |
| The real story behind Go back. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Which one was it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Um Nepal Gen Z protest. | ||
| The real story behind the uprising, connecting the dots. | ||
| Look at they're all filled. | ||
| Everyone's got their camera out. | ||
| Some people have masks on. | ||
| Jesus Christ, man. | ||
| We live in the dumbest of times in the wildest time of times. | ||
| The mask thing. | ||
| It's like every time I see someone with a mask on, I'm like, you gotta stop. | ||
| You gotta stop. | ||
| They're everywhere. | ||
| I still see them everywhere. | ||
| But it's like a it's a green light for idiots to just also be able to commit crimes because you're allowing people to cover their face, which used to be a red light. | ||
| Like if you go into a bank with a mask on in the past, it was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, this guy's got a mask on. | ||
| Everybody got their guns out. | ||
| Now it's normal. | ||
| Normal to see him. | ||
| But this guy, this fully masked guy. | ||
| Uh my buddy Sean sent me a video of a guy on his block, their security camera. | ||
| Broad daylight, middle of the day, getting groceries out of his car with his kid and his wife. | ||
| Guy runs up to him with a with a gun, robs him of his watch. | ||
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
| Broad daylight, fully masked up. | ||
| You know, where was this at? | ||
| In LA. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| In the valley. | ||
| The video's wild, dude. | ||
| The wife comes out, he points the gun right at the wife. | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| And I mean, doesn't shoot anybody, thank God the guys are the kids are everything was safe. | ||
| But he got but he goes, take it off. | ||
| You can hear the audio goes, take it off. | ||
| And he takes his watch off pretty quickly, gives it to him, and he gets in his car and they speed away. | ||
| And I was like, This wasn't cruising to the neighborhood seeing a guy unloading his car. | ||
| They saw him at the grocery store, clocked it and we're like, we're following the colour. | ||
| No, they do that all the time to people. | ||
| We're following that guy home. | ||
| That's how we say if he gets colock, he'll be out of jail. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No cash bail. | ||
| Well, they're never gonna catch him. | ||
| The car was stolen. | ||
| Even if he gets caught. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| They let him out. | ||
| Yeah, it's crazy. | ||
| What is that about? | ||
| I dude. | ||
| Like if I wanted to destroy society, that's how I would do it. | ||
| I just allow people I'm not saying that that's why they do it, but if I wanted to destroy society, I would just say, listen, the way to combat all this inequalities in the world is whenever someone gets arrested, you just let them go. | ||
| Just let them go. | ||
| Because otherwise you're racist. | ||
| Like, oh, okay. | ||
| And you just let people out. | ||
| Like let violent criminals back on the streets. | ||
| No, like none of these people ever have any solution for how to make the places where these people grow up less violent. | ||
| Zero. | ||
| Zero discussion about it. | ||
| No talk about it. | ||
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Right. | |
| They just think that there's systemic racism. | ||
| And so that's why people get arrested. | ||
| Like instead of trying to fix it. | ||
| And then the way people can gaslight other people's behavior in order to find some sort of a way of not giving the people on the other side a win. | ||
| One of the craziest conversations I saw people have online in one of those cable talk shows. | ||
| Was uh they were having a conversation about why this guy would shoot Charlie Kirk. | ||
| And they were the the angle they were taking was that he was in a relationship, a loving, amazing relationship with another man who was a trans woman. | ||
| Charlie Kirk was? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| The guy was a little bit of a short. | ||
| Oh, she was like, what the fuck? | ||
| The guy's the shooter. | ||
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Oh, right. | |
| Is that true? | ||
| That's why, yeah, allegedly. | ||
| And that that's why when Charlie Kirk's words hurt so much that he had to take action. | ||
| Like gaslighting and justifying an assassination. | ||
| Yeah, it's because this guy was saying mean things about trans people. | ||
| Like, don't listen. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Don't listen. | ||
| Did he say mean things about trans people, by the way? | ||
| That's the other thing. | ||
| Um well, he definitely said that they were not really women. | ||
| Right, which I don't think is mean because it's biologically accurate. | ||
| It's just insensitive to people who want you to go along with it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| I just don't follow the man enough. | ||
| I don't know anything about I I saw clips, so that's all I kind of that was my my perspective was watching him do trolley clips online. | ||
| I mean the guy trolled a lot online. | ||
| Yeah, well he did a lot to get people riled up. | ||
| Big time. | ||
| Big time. | ||
| A lot about DEI. | ||
| That's one of the reasons why people think he's very you know very problematic. | ||
| He was against He's also said the the civil rights bill. | ||
| And but he had a really good point. | ||
| He said it should be just a one page thing. | ||
| Instead of that, it should be a one page thing that says it is illegal to discriminate on the basis of race, color, ethnicity. | ||
| Simple. | ||
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Right. | |
| Which makes sense. | ||
| Like it should be illegal to do that. | ||
| It is correct. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean But it's like, you know, you have all these conversations and some of them, you know, some of them look not so good out of context. | ||
| And that's easy to do when a guy's 31 years old. | ||
| If you if I had a podcast when I was 31, you think people hate me now. | ||
| Would have been way worse. | ||
| It would have been way worse. | ||
| Yeah, I would have said a lot of stupid shit. | ||
| Oh, dude, we say I say dumb shit on our show every week. | ||
| Well, that's a problem with having a comedy show, too, though. | ||
| It's like comedy show, like, especially when you're talking to comedians, we're so used to talking normal to each other. | ||
| Just saying what's on our mind and saying things that we heard rather than worrying about how other people are gonna feel. | ||
| And when you do that publicly, people are like, you get to talk like that? | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
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You guys just said you'd suck each other's dicks for a few dollars. | |
| Like this is crazy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it's you're not allowed to do that in most jobs, right? | ||
| And this I think is the origin of all this FCC stuff. | ||
| I think they wanted to keep it that way. | ||
| I think they wanted to keep people kind of muted, no swearing. | ||
| This is what father knows best tonight at 8 p.m. | ||
| Leave it to Beaver. | ||
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Right. | |
| There was all these stupid fucking shows that were like social programming, and they were designed to keep people calm and complacent. | ||
| Because we had dealt with five thousand years of people being murderous barbarians. | ||
| And so once they got the chance to broadcast things on TV, they just broadcast this bullshit version of a human being, and we just we all just accepted that that's how people were. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And the only way they could do that is to limit what you're allowed to talk about, limit the language you're allowed to use, and have a bunch of stupid commercials jammed in there every 15 minutes or whatever it is to make you feel stupid. | ||
| And just keep shoving that down your throat. | ||
| And it worked till you die. | ||
| Drink your fucking oval team. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Yeah, and uh stay away from saturated fat. | ||
| And that's that's what they did forever. | ||
| And now people are kind of waking up that that's dumb. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And I think that's part of what this Jimmy Kimmel thing is like, why it it would outrageous one of the things that outrages young people in particular, and and also comics, but is that we live in a time where you can have a show like this, right? | ||
| Where there's no one has talked to us before we did this. | ||
| No one's gonna talk to us after if they do, I don't listen. | ||
| We just say what we think and you put it out there. | ||
| Right. | ||
| If imagine if the government had to get involved, you know, and Drew Santino and Joe Rogan's vile comments. | ||
| We're gonna remove them from the internet. | ||
| Like according to who? | ||
| So the the young people go, who the fuck is that guy? | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's like Conor McGregor and Jeremy Stevens. | ||
| What the fuck is that guy? | ||
| Who the fuck is that guy? | ||
| Because that's what it's like. | ||
| It's like, who are you? | ||
| But that's a and people are just waking up. | ||
| Well, that's an organization that can tell you what you can say on TV while you have YouTube, right? | ||
| While you have ex while you have fucking literal Nazis who are posting videos every day, and that's okay, and that can have 24 million views. | ||
| But this talk show that has like what was the 18 to 34 of the Jimmy Kimmel show. | ||
| That was what was also crazy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Not good. | ||
| No, the numbers were pretty low. | ||
| Pretty low. | ||
| But all late night in TV is all late night is low. | ||
| Because it's a it's a limited format. | ||
| He would be way better off if he had an internet show. | ||
| Hundred percent. | ||
| One hundred percent. | ||
| Just him do whatever the fuck he wants. | ||
| He'd probably make more money, especially now, which is probably one of the reasons why they wanted to bring him back. | ||
| They're probably like, oh, it's like right now's a good time to keep this guy on our side. | ||
| A hundred percent. | ||
| Yeah, because he just flies free. | ||
| If they fired him and then he got paid out, or if he his lawyers made a deal, like, look, buy him out, we're done. | ||
| Because I think he only had till the end of the year before they were gonna renegotiate a contract anyway. | ||
| Oh, I didn't know that. | ||
| I think so. | ||
| That's what I read today. | ||
| But there's so much misinformation. | ||
| Yeah, who knows what it is. | ||
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But I'm gonna need to see some emails. | |
| I'm gonna need to see some text messages. | ||
| I want to know what the fuck would happen behind the scenes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or um not, or we put him back on the air, and you guys shut the fuck up, which seems to be like what they did happening. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But anybody that's like in support of it, it's like l understand where that goes. | ||
| Even if he's incorrect, if he's incorrect, people should vote with their viewership. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| If you're upset at him that he got that incorrect or that he's politically biased, don't watch anymore. | ||
| And plenty of people will watch. | ||
| And let the market decide. | ||
| Don't let the government step in and and the government and and people in the government call you talentless and vile and all these different things. | ||
| Like, settle down. | ||
| It is so funny how he's like, he has no talent. | ||
| You're like, well, I mean, yeah, this is uh he's been on TV for objectively he's talented. | ||
| That's not even as enough. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| He's been on the radio and he's been on TV for like a hundred years. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| He's my age. | ||
| He's a dinosaur. | ||
| He's been he's been on TV forever. | ||
| Like this is crazy. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And he's not Hitler, you know, and neither was Charlie Kirk. | ||
| You know, and this is where we're lost. | ||
| Like, there's real monsters in the world. | ||
| I watched a video today that I shouldn't have watched, and it was a video from Gaza where they found these three men that they suspected of uh of doing something or sharing information with Israel, and they gunned them down on the street, colluding with Israel in some way. | ||
| And they the video was horrific. | ||
| They have these guys blindfolded, they kicked him in the back face down, and just gunned them down in front of anybody. | ||
| There's a large crowd of people watching, and they're all filming. | ||
| Gross. | ||
| And it's fucking horrific, man. | ||
| It's horrific. | ||
| It's so rough to watch. | ||
| Like that's going on right now at the same time as this stupid fucking argument. | ||
| You know, there's so many things we should be paying attention to. | ||
| There's so many things that are just absolutely insane in the world right now, and we're focused on this one thing as if this is the end of the world. | ||
| There's a giant something headed our way that many of these wacko conspiracy theorists that I follow think is a UFO. | ||
| There's a there's that one that there's some people think it's a comment, and that Avi Loeb guy from Harvard, he doesn't think it's a comment. | ||
| I think it's a UFO. | ||
| And he he thinks it's some sort of an intergalactic spaceship that's traveling from somewhere else. | ||
| Come on, guys. | ||
| And there's a bigger one behind it. | ||
| There's a new one that they just discovered very recently. | ||
| That's the other yacht. | ||
| That's the other space yacht. | ||
| He got expelled from space Russia. | ||
| Have to run. | ||
| They're trying to take away a spaceship. | ||
| We will shoot your yacht into space. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did you see that orb? | ||
| I sent it to Jamie. | ||
| So there's this orb that they apparently have carbon dated, and this orb that has all these weird writings on it. | ||
| It's very strange looking. | ||
| It's made out of some alloy of aluminum that's three times stronger than military grade aluminum. | ||
| And the sphere, Bugosphere. | ||
| It got labeled or it got dated to twelve thousand five hundred and sixty years old. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So it's straight from a radio carbon lab report dated September 19th, 2025. | ||
| So look at that thing. | ||
| Look at the drawings on it. | ||
| Like if this thing's actually 12,000 plus years old and has these inscriptions on it that looks like this very strange. | ||
| Looks like a micro language. | ||
| Yeah, and the center of it looks exactly like a microchip. | ||
| And that this is made out of some sort of an aluminum alloy that's three times stronger than military grade aluminum. | ||
| You know what those look like coming out of that microchip, that picture. | ||
| So let's let's go back, grow go up a little, Jamie, right here. | ||
| Um the sample was treated with HCI, cleaned and burned at 900 degrees centigrade or Celsius, uh graphite conversion measured measured by accelerator mass spectrometer compared against official oxalic acid standards, plus or minus 30 years uncertainty. | ||
| So it's wild. | ||
| Um I sent this to my friend Jesse Michaels, who's got an awesome uh YouTube channel, you should check it out. | ||
| It's called American Alchemy. | ||
| And he is my go-to expert when anything is really fucking screwy online. | ||
| Like, is this real? | ||
| I'll send him stuff like that. | ||
| So what he was telling me though, that there is an issue with the actual uh dating of it. | ||
| Uh okay, so the carbon dating is real, and we this is from Jesse. | ||
| Uh, and we assume that we have an aluminum spear three times the hardness of modern aerospace aluminum, which was created twelve thousand six hundred years ago at the start of the younger dry us. | ||
| It's a full paradigm shift. | ||
| Uh on another new oh, there's uh so this is what he was saying, though, that there was a an issue with the way they analyzed it. | ||
| Uh I can't find it. | ||
| But what he's saying is that the stuff that's on the outside, like the resin, which is what they're examining. | ||
| So the the resin that they're examining, there's an issue. | ||
| Oh, here it is. | ||
| Uh apparently when you carbon date the petrochemical resin, you might get an artificially old date. | ||
| Okay, so they're trying to figure this out. | ||
| When the Georgia team tested it seemed legit. | ||
| But uh, but there is an issue with modern petrochemical resin. | ||
| Here, I'll send this to Jamie. | ||
| It's complicated because the problem with something like that is I want to believe in it so bad. | ||
| I'm like, please, space people, come and fix us. | ||
| He's space people. | ||
| Please, we're so retarded. | ||
| Come get us. | ||
| Come get us. | ||
| Come get us before we elect Chelsea Handler for president. | ||
| Come get us. | ||
| Like this. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Uh so this is what I just thought. | ||
| I was reading a Reddit comment about it. | ||
| It the uh this is the report. | ||
| It says analysis for the four aminofer samples. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Four minifer is uh this a single celled organism. | ||
| What? | ||
| Not yeah. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| That does they tested something different than what they're saying, they tested, I think. | ||
| That's what the comments are. | ||
| I thought they were saying the resin. | ||
| The resin is treated in ultrasound bath for 30 minutes at room temperature. | ||
| The sample is dried out and treated with uh one NHCI to remove possible carbonates. | ||
| After that, the sample was rinsed in ultra pure water and dried at 105 degrees Celsius for accelerator mass spectrometry spectrometry. | ||
| And now say that five times. | ||
| Uh analysis. | ||
| The clean samples were combusted at 900 degrees Celsius, evacuated, sealed ampules, the presence of C UO, the resulting carbon dioxide is cryogenically purified from the other reaction product. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Reaction products and catalytically converted to graphite using a method of da-da-da-da-da. | ||
| Get to the point. | ||
| Sample ratios were compared to the ratio measured from the oxalic acid one, the sample tested, ratios were measured separately. | ||
| The quoted uncalibrated dates have been given in radiocarbon years before 1,950 years BP. | ||
| What is BP? | ||
| Before present. | ||
| And using the half-life of 5,568 years. | ||
| I don't know what they just said. | ||
| Do you? | ||
| I don't have a fucking clue. | ||
| So it's a few thousand years old. | ||
| So it says age years before present, 12,560. | ||
| If that's BP, if that's what they're saying by BP, that's 12,000 BC, not uh the younger dryas. | ||
| It's that's quite a bit before that. | ||
| It's like 2,000, because the younger dryest is somewhere around 12,000 years ago. | ||
| So that's 2,000 years before that. | ||
| Either way, if that fucking thing really is 12,000 years old, what is that? | ||
| What is that? | ||
| And how is how are they who's making something that's a a beautiful sphere like that that's three times harder than modern aluminum? | ||
| And 12,000 years ago with no tools, no nothing. | ||
| Just I don't like it. | ||
| I don't like that shit. | ||
| I like it a lot. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| It's creeps me the fuck out. | ||
| What is coming? | ||
| I'm telling you the. | ||
| Well, that's the thing. | ||
| I think we erroneously assume that what we have is stable. | ||
| Oh no, yeah, this is gone. | ||
| I think they thought it was stable back then too, when they were building the pyramids. | ||
| Like, listen, we're always gonna know who built these. | ||
| Real simple. | ||
| Everyone's gonna know you can do it with your mind. | ||
| Everyone's gonna know how to move the blocks. | ||
| It's simple. | ||
| We don't even have to write it down. | ||
| Show 'em, Mike. | ||
| Do the thing. | ||
| Very good, very nice. | ||
| They had some sort of sound machine that was rising. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like making raising these enormous stone blocks. | ||
| Spinning it. | ||
| He's like, stop showing down the mountain. | ||
| Vibrating while it's like moving in the air. | ||
| Who knows what they did? | ||
| But whatever they did, they get hit by a big rock from space. | ||
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Sh. | |
| And there was a few savages left, and it took them about 5,000 years before they reinvented civilization. | ||
| And that could happen to us, bro. | ||
| It's gonna. | ||
| And that might be the one thing that makes us want to get the AI rolling. | ||
| That's the sphere. | ||
| How cool is that? | ||
| It's pretty cool. | ||
| It looks like a helmet almost. | ||
| They're saying that these dots are the resin, I suppose, right? | ||
| Uh oh, okay. | ||
| And I guess I'm I'm asking in my head, like why would we assume that that's gonna be carbon material if it's you know, if the whole thing is a metal sphere, why would we need organic material in it? | ||
| Well, that's the only thing that they could test, but the problem is if you take that thing and someone made it a hundred years ago and you stick it in old dirt, and then you test that 12,000 year old dirt, like Eureka! | ||
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This ball is 12,000 years old. | |
| Step right up and pay to see it. | ||
| Just old dirt. | ||
| Also, here's the thing. | ||
| If you can make something that's three times the hardness of modern aircraft aluminum, couldn't you draw better half moons? | ||
| Yeah, I should be able to. | ||
| Why does that look so shitty? | ||
| It's like a bad tattoo. | ||
| Yeah, it looks like yeah, like someone did it on the boardwalk in Atlantic City. | ||
| You gotta tell when you're a drug. | ||
| You got some Chinese letters and they bleed out. | ||
| And it's bleeding out, right? | ||
| Like it that looks shitty. | ||
| It doesn't look good. | ||
| Like if you saw something that was made today, like even the stuff that they made in Egypt, it was like way better. | ||
| I also feel like I've only seen this angle of this thing. | ||
| Yeah, they're not showing it. | ||
| Why is that seen like the other side of it? | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Like, look at that thing in the left, the upper left, that little half moon, the tip of the half moon on the the top one. | ||
| Yeah, look how shitty that one is. | ||
| Yeah, they do a bad job. | ||
| They did a bad job. | ||
| It's like when you're a kid and you get a coloring book and you go outside the lines of the lines. | ||
| Fucking loser. | ||
| You fucked up. | ||
| You fucked up. | ||
| It's not usable. | ||
| Yeah, that's weird, dude. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| And look at the the image, the close-up of the circuit board. | ||
| Yeah, it's a tri. | ||
| Yeah, it does look like a little micro chip circuit board. | ||
| But that also makes me think like now go fuck yourself, because now you're playing with me. | ||
| Yeah, they're just fucking with us. | ||
| Why are you making like a modern version of it? | ||
| Why does it have that fake Mona Lisa in that thread? | ||
| I'm just looking at the comments. | ||
| People are talking all sorts of shit. | ||
| That's that fake Mona Lisa. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Talking all sorts of shit. | ||
| Do you know that one? | ||
| Yeah, this the phony motor. | ||
| Oh, you got to pee. | ||
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Huh? | |
| You gotta pee right now. | ||
| I gotta piss like a racist. | ||
| I could tell. | ||
| You can see it in my eye. | ||
| I could tell when a man starts wiggling in his chair. | ||
| I could tell that feeling. | ||
| You're like, I drank three three fucking cups of coffee and then missed like an idiot. | ||
| Oh, that's not good. | ||
| Uh should we wrap it up? | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| My man, uh, your special now. | ||
| White noise on Hulu. | ||
| Uh I heard it's hilarious. | ||
| No, fuck you. | ||
| It says it. | ||
| It says it, dude. | ||
| I'm just trying to help you. | ||
| When we went to New York and and Burr was like, Do you see this fucking shit? | ||
| And I looked up and I was like, hilarious. | ||
| He's like, they got this is the name they're doing for us. | ||
| I was like, uh well, not good to do. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Special's good. | ||
| Go watch it. | ||
| Well, it's good they're doing it though. | ||
| Hulu's put out a lot of specials. | ||
| They put out Burr special, your special. | ||
| Did they do one with Gaffigan as well? | ||
| Gaffigan Sebastian's coming. | ||
| Sebastian. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| Yeah, that's really good ones. | ||
| Listen, the more the better. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The more streaming specials, the more competition there is for, you know. | ||
| It's better for all of us. | ||
| Better for comics. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| And then maybe he's coming soon, the Jimmy Kimmel show. | ||
| To Hulu. | ||
| It'll be hilarious. | ||
| Hilarious. | ||
| Alright, my brother. | ||
| I love you to death. | ||
| Love you, man. | ||
| Uh how long are you staying in town? | ||
| I'm going uh Kill Tony tonight. | ||
| Are you here tomorrow? | ||
| I gotta leave tomorrow. | ||
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Shut the fuck up. | |
| I gotta go. | ||
| I got a show tomorrow. | ||
| I know I gotta go. | ||
| Do you have to? | ||
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I do. | |
| Alright, next time. | ||
| Bye everybody. |
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