So now he's off somewhere in the snow. So I know it's not Texas. I just keep flashing in my mind to all of these stupid rants that he goes on about how he can't accept Rogan's invitations to go to the comedy club because he's in straight-up war mode. Yeah. And then I see him taking the second destination vacation in less than a month. It makes you wonder how any of these people who listen to him can take his pleas for money seriously. This is comic level stuff. He's like in a ski chalet.

I noticed something about Alex that was different than other days when he's been on vacation, and that is that I noticed he was wearing a wristband. I did a little Googling and went on TripAdvisor, and as it turns out, the Royal Sinesta Resort is a place where you need a wristband to use the pool. It's apparently also a room key. Like, it works as a key, but... That argument, like, you know, that he had it on all the time and just used it as a key, it doesn't really work for me because he wasn't wearing it in the other days that he did the show. I think he was skipping out on the show because he wanted to go to the pool. But he needed to pop back in and complain about how they needed more money to fund his trips to the pool.

I took off some time, went to Cancun a few weeks ago, had to take off to reset my brain. Hadn't been there in like four or five years. And I was there for five days. And I brought a bodyguard who, when I was on the beach with my daughter and family, he just sat back under the palapas or whatever.