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#994: December 31, 2024

In this installment, Dan and Jordan wrap up 2024 by seeing Alex go on another vacation, during which he took a little time away from skiing to do a little fear-mongering about bioweapons and terrorist attacks.

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
10:31
d
dan friesen
28:46
j
jordan holmes
12:56
Appearances
Clips
p
pastor david manning
00:02
s
steve quayle
00:02
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and George.
Knowledge fight.
Need money.
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding us.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a Christian.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan!
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan!
dan friesen
Jordan!
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
dan friesen
Why don't you go first?
jordan holmes
My bright spot is actually...
I mean, for the past couple of months, I've been transposing my manuscript into, I don't know, it'd be my second draft.
And today I finished it.
dan friesen
Congratulations.
jordan holmes
So I think my plan, and I've actually been secretly, I guess, streaming it as almost like a Bob Ross kind of thing.
So I've got...
Hours upon hours of me actually just writing the thing and talking during it.
dan friesen
Talking about pretty little trees that you're describing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, basically.
And the reason that there hasn't been a Bob Ross of literature is because it's incredibly boring.
dan friesen
I mean, that painting's visual.
jordan holmes
Visually far more satisfying than somebody just kind of going...
That sucks!
I'll rewrite that.
dan friesen
More coffee.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I've decided that I think for...
For my third rewrite, I'm going to read the whole manuscript from start to finish on stream.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
I don't know when.
dan friesen
So we'll see what happens.
That's kind of like an audiobook form as opposed to somebody editing in real time or whatever in terms of what you would imagine is...
Appealing entertainment.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, absolutely.
I think it's going to be an interesting thing.
It's probably going to take about two and a half, three hours.
dan friesen
Fun.
jordan holmes
And I'm going to try and do it all in one sitting, so it'll be interesting.
dan friesen
Do you know when you're going to do that?
jordan holmes
Probably next week sometime.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
If you look, maybe you'll find it.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
I'm enjoying keeping it kind of hidden, I guess.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I'm a weirdo.
Yeah, what's your bright spot?
dan friesen
So I mentioned previously, a little while back, that there's...
There are some buttons.
Yes.
And there are some buttons.
jordan holmes
There are some buttons.
dan friesen
Or is the fucking British people like to point out their badges?
Whatever.
jordan holmes
Boo.
Boo.
dan friesen
So they're going to come out gradually.
Obviously some have gone out already and what have you.
But first of all, Canada.
You're going to have to hold your horses because Canada Post's been on strike.
So we're not sending those out.
jordan holmes
We're not crossing the picket lines.
dan friesen
No.
So Canada's going to have to wait and all that.
But the other thing that I wanted to bring up, and this is a happy 2025 kind of thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I announced that 200 of the new buttons would be glow-in-the-dark.
Yes.
I really severely underestimated how exciting this idea was.
unidentified
Everybody wants fucking glow-in-the-dark buttons.
dan friesen
So there's a part of me that's like, I cannot go back on what I said.
There are 200 of the new button designs that are glow-in-the-dark.
But I don't want people to feel like they're totally missing out.
So now there will also be...
A bunch of other old button designs that are also glow-in-the-dark.
jordan holmes
Okay, alright.
dan friesen
So you might get one of those.
jordan holmes
Alright, alright.
dan friesen
Like an old Celine button glow-in-the-dark.
jordan holmes
No, there's something to be said for creating the special experience of exclusivity while at the same time creating a certain realistic understanding of the world through the loss of exclusivity.
I don't understand.
dan friesen
It kind of sucks because the idea of having like three or four what's your bright spot buttons, that is exclusive to a level that's like, you can't really expect that this is going to show.
But if it does, hey.
jordan holmes
No one gets the golden ticket, but somebody gets the golden ticket.
dan friesen
But if you have 200, it becomes too much like, hey, can I get...
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
It makes you feel like, no, I actually am excluding...
unidentified
People.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It feels bad.
That's what I learned.
jordan holmes
You know, when you're talking about, I get that a few is different, but I mean, 5% still has an expectation of there's a 95% chance you're not going to get one.
dan friesen
On paper.
jordan holmes
True!
dan friesen
You don't know what that does to people's brains, though.
jordan holmes
People can't estimate.
They're really bad at it.
That's true.
dan friesen
So anyway, I'm excited.
These will be coming out in the new year and such.
jordan holmes
I'm excited, too.
dan friesen
And so please enjoy in good health.
So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.
Okay.
Alex is gone again.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
Vacation has been a long vacation, huh?
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
Having a great time.
dan friesen
So we'll get down to business on what we're doing, but first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, I found out one of my bosses at work listens to InfoWars, and now I'm worried.
Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
You should be worried.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Next, in times of turmoil, in times like these, if you have ghosts, you have everything.
Hail Papa, hail Celine.
Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Thank you.
And shout out to Celine's platypus.
I hope she joins the YouTube menagerie.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
And we have a technocrat in the next door.
So thank you so much to Brianna and Taylor from Occupied Texas.
If you could wish Brianna a Merry Christmas, that would be awesome.
Thank you so much.
You're now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Fourth start.
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
pastor david manning
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
alex jones
Daddy Shark.
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser little titty baby.
alex jones
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Alex is on another vacation.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Over the week of America Fest, he was in the desert, likely hanging out around the festival trying to make sure all the cool kids on the scene like Tucker don't forget about him.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Even though he wasn't...
The speaker.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Cool, man.
Just crash the party.
jordan holmes
Yeah, be there.
dan friesen
So now he's off somewhere in the snow.
So I know it's not Texas.
I just keep flashing in my mind to all of these stupid rants that he goes on about how he can't accept Rogan's invitations to go to the comedy club because he's in straight-up war mode.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then I see him taking the second destination vacation in less than a month.
It makes you wonder how any of these people who listen to him can take his pleas for money seriously.
This is comic level stuff.
He's like in a ski chalet.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we need money for me to go on the black diamond car!
Yeah, that's not the sales pitch.
dan friesen
Yeah, so he's been shooting videos of himself outside with snow behind him.
Kind of rubbing it in a little.
jordan holmes
Also, the other implication being is I am stealing money from the families.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
Give me money so I can steal more from the families.
dan friesen
That's the part that is what the audience can be trained to accept.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They can be trained to accept, I'm stealing from the families.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Because to them, the Sandy Hook plaintiffs and families, right, they probably are the CIA.
unidentified
Absolutely.
dan friesen
They don't really want the money, they just want to shut Alex down.
jordan holmes
It's Hillary and gun control.
dan friesen
Stealing from them, I don't think the audience would find all that objectionable.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
But he's stealing from them, too.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And maybe they should think about that a little bit.
jordan holmes
Well, you'd think if somebody was stealing from some person, you might guess it's possible...
They could steal from more people.
But who knows?
dan friesen
So we start off with a December 31st, New Year's Eve.
Chase is hosting.
But Alex, there's a little video of him that starts the show.
So we'll see where things were as 2024 came to a close.
alex jones
So on this historic December 31st, 2024 transmission, the last day of this incredible year of the populist uprising against the globalists worldwide.
Let me just restate some key facts here.
All right?
I know almost all of you already understand this, but I want people to see this in its totality, then we're going to walk through it.
They tried to pass a spending bill two weeks ago that would give them all this unconstitutional martial law, medical tyranny, powers, and the funding.
That failed.
But they already had the PSYOP rolling out that Tedros, the WHO, and Dr. Hotez and others a month ago were bragging about.
Don't worry.
We're going to maintain our control over the world.
There's going to be a new pandemic or pandemics.
There's a secret disease in the Congo killing everybody with blood coming out of their eyes.
Turned out that was all a lie.
It was malaria.
They tried M-pox and monkeypox.
It was just changing the name the last few years.
Nothing is working because the vast majority of people see three If the globalists have an elaborate plan that involves releasing a bioweapon and doing all this pre-scripting on TV in advance, I really don't think they would leave it all down to a last-minute spending bill that could pass or fail.
dan friesen
Alex is imagining the globalists are these arch-villains, but they also have grand plots that sound like a teenager came up with them.
Like, I'll take over the world, but only if Dad lets me borrow the car.
Sounds fucking idiotic.
And he expects us to believe this.
jordan holmes
The idea that they could have a...
Like...
Okay.
If you're saying that they're doing it during the regular course of a presidency that they have control over, right, and there's a bill and it could pass or fail, then you could be like, oh, this is just to show the masses that the system still works, it's all an illusion, that kind of thing.
Now, if they have a bill that fails, that just means they suck, right?
dan friesen
I guess.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they're just bad at what they do.
Nobody's paying attention.
It's in the middle ground before...
Like, you've got nothing to lose!
dan friesen
Yeah, I think...
I don't know what anything means about governing anymore.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a fair point.
dan friesen
So I don't know what is a success and what is a failure for...
jordan holmes
Also a fair point.
dan friesen
For anyone in Congress.
But I do know for Alex that the story has to be exciting.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And the spending bill failing initially has to be some sort of...
Big misstep by the globalists.
It's fucking stupid.
Like, if they wanted to do something like what Alex is describing, we'd all be dead.
jordan holmes
Yeah, the globalists have been foiled by Schoolhouse Rock.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's a cartoon.
It's bullshit.
jordan holmes
It's ridiculous.
dan friesen
So in the case of the illnesses in the Democratic Republic of Congo, Alex misreported that story initially, and because of that, he's now acting like the globalists are walking back their virus hysteria because this spending bill failed.
In reality, there was an undiagnosed condition in Congo which caused symptoms that applied to 406 people between October 24th and December 5th.
This set off alarms because there were higher rates of this condition than would be expected from seasonal When the World Health Organization made an alert about this, they called it a, quote, undiagnosed disease.
But in their report about this very thing where they're calling it an undiagnosed disease, they said, quote, Malaria is a common disease in this area, and it may be causing or contributing to the cases.
Laboratory results are underway to determine the exact cause.
This was an alert about a condition that was hurting a remote population of people in a rural area, which is about a 48-hour drive from Kinshasa.
It was about how health services can address this issue that's killing these people, not really an alert about something that posed a severe outbreak potential.
As the report itself says, quote, Alex and his dipshit media space ran with this and exaggerated it out into being the new Ebola-type illness that the globalists are rolling out to be the new COVID.
They whipped up a hysteria in opposition to the imaginary hysteria that they were pretending that the globalists were engaged in.
And now, more information has come back in, and those laboratory tests that the WHO was conducting in early December have come back.
They've found additional cases that match the disease symptoms and that 430 out of 891 cases tested positive for malaria or common respiratory viruses.
Thus, they made the assumption that, quote, these findings suggest that a combination of common and seasonal viral respiratory infections and falciparum malaria compounded by acute malnutrition led to an increase in severe infections and death, disproportionately affecting children under the age of five.
Alex and his world are ready to pounce on any public health related news in order to sell it as the next thing the globalists are trying to make you afraid of.
But all they're really doing is trying to make you afraid of what they're pretending the globalists are doing.
Nothing that the World Health Organization said was fake.
They were clear that malaria and other seasonal illnesses could be contributing to the situation that was at that point undiagnosed, and that they were seeing more severe cases and deaths than you would expect if it were just the case that it were malaria.
They noted that, did further testing, and came to the conclusion that a lot of it is in fact malaria and common respiratory viruses exacerbated by malnutrition.
And here's the important point.
The World Health Organization's conclusion isn't, oh well, it's no big deal because it's just malaria.
They're still working to address logistical issues about how to help people in this remote area, because their alert wasn't about kicking off a virus panic, it was about responding appropriately to an epidemiological signal.
It's not a bust because it won't be able to be used to force Alex and his friends into a lockdown, but that's how Alex relates with the story.
He doesn't care anymore, so he's pretending that the globalists don't care anymore because they don't get to use it as the new COVID.
And that's bullshit.
That's him.
He's talking about himself.
jordan holmes
I wonder, okay, let me throw this idea out at you, okay?
Instead of having just press conferences where very clearly educated and experienced people do their best to explain very difficult concepts to the rest of us, we have varying levels of educational press conferences, right?
So up here at the top we have medical experts who are explaining all these specific things.
But then we also have a broadcast down here that's like, we don't know for sure, but in a non-worrisome way.
And that's it!
dan friesen
Well, I mean, I think I've seen it suggested on YouTube.
There are, like, videos where someone tries to explain some topic to a child, an adult, a teen.
jordan holmes
I don't think that's a terrible idea!
dan friesen
Maybe.
So we got a new condition that we're dealing with.
And it's not this thing in the Congo.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's not.
Maybe it's H1N1.
Maybe.
Who knows?
But what we're really dealing with is leaky vaccine.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry?
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a new term.
jordan holmes
It's leaky?
dan friesen
Leaky vaccine.
unidentified
Leaky?
jordan holmes
Does that mean exactly what I think it does?
dan friesen
I think so.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
alex jones
What Dr. Peter McCullough and others have broken down, and we've shown these graphics, we'll show them again, and we posted them on Infowars.com, and at Real Alex Jones on X, you can check it for yourself, is they have the history of these mutations, and we know that that was being researched at these labs.
And then virologists are able to look at that and see that it's clearly been accelerated in its evolution.
And then if you give people these experimental shots while the wild viruses are out there, it will cause them to have more accelerated evolution or the popular parlance leaky vaccine.
So this is the worst thing they could do, even if they weren't the ones that made this new H1N1 that they're now sitting back saying is about to jump into humans in a really bad way because they've got the next version clearly on the shelf, which they admit they have.
I mean, these people aren't even hiding this stuff.
And if they don't start going to prison, they're going to release something far worse on us.
So let's recap.
jordan holmes
Is that what we're doing?
alex jones
We've shot down their funding for this.
We've shot down their global UN treaty.
You've had their spokespersons like Tedros and Burks and Hotez running around saying, "Don't worry, a new pandemic's coming.
That's how we'll keep control.
It's going to come crashing in on Trump." They don't even hide the fact to their political minions that, hey, they're doing this for political power.
And that's a huge takeaway that the left, a lot of them are actually conscious of this and love the cult's power and enjoy being...
Abused by it because they have Matt Stockholm Syndrome.
dan friesen
Yeah, so this all makes sense.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that tracks.
dan friesen
Yeah, so you can see there, this is like sort of, there's cuts.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And this is all pre-recorded because he's jumping around.
jordan holmes
Yeah, because he's skiing right now.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Probably in between slopes.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
So yeah, we got leaky vaccine.
jordan holmes
That actually makes me very angry.
dan friesen
Sure.
No, and it is caused to be mad because what he's describing is a phenomenon that we've talked about in the past.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Which is, you know.
Basically, the way that large percentages of unvaccinated populations can lead to resurgences and mutations of conditions that are vaccine-treatable, we're probably going to see that in the not-too-distant future with polio.
Totally.
And, you know, it's all entirely predictable.
And, um, yeah.
jordan holmes
You gotta do better than leaky.
That makes me so mad.
I just, I don't even know how to begin to describe, like, did you just say leaky vaccine?
No, no, no, no.
Did you just say leaky vaccine as though that's comprehensible as an issue?
dan friesen
Well, it's leaking.
unidentified
Who?
jordan holmes
What?
unidentified
How?
dan friesen
It's leaking from you.
unidentified
From?
jordan holmes
From what?
unidentified
Where?
dan friesen
So you get vaccinated, and it's leaking out of you.
jordan holmes
No, no.
Yeah.
Jacuzzi.
dan friesen
Well, there is a certain amount of reality to that with, like, polio vaccines.
You know, like the...
The oral vaccine, people will get it, and they can extrude it in feces and other ways.
And if there's large enough populations that are unvaccinated, they can be very affected by this in the same way that they would be by wild strains of polio.
And this could be a very big problem.
Now, choosing to describe you as leaky because you got vaccinated...
Is a little stupid, but that's what he's trying to evoke.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's 28 days later kind of view of how things work.
dan friesen
And I would be...
I don't want to cause panic, and I don't want to make anyone panic, but I think now is a great time to think about being careful.
jordan holmes
This is what I'm saying.
We need differing levels.
Clearly, some people are not equipped to handle the concept of...
Vaccines.
So, like, we need to have a lower level of, like, no.
It doesn't...
Don't even say leak.
Don't even say it.
I am mad at you.
Don't say it.
dan friesen
So the globalists, they tried to push through their elaborate kill-off-everyone-with-the-bioweapon plan.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But it failed.
Because it went through Congress and there was a vote.
jordan holmes
In a lame-duck session.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Like, when they should be forcing things through and then lying about it as opposed to literally failing.
dan friesen
You'd think.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But they're still up to no good.
jordan holmes
What are you going to do?
dan friesen
Their plan failed, but they're still going on with it.
jordan holmes
What, are they going to quit?
alex jones
Now, a lot of people ask me the question, if this whole biomedical system is being used by the globalists, as they admit it is, to try to bring in total control over society and depopulate and take control of our bodies, why, if it's been exposed, are they still running their operation?
Because they built their whole globalist architecture at the UN and the WHO and these corporations.
To take control using a disease axe.
That's how I predicted it all.
Decades ago and laid out the lockdowns and the six feet apart and the mask and the shots and the quarantine camps because they'd wargamed it.
They'd said they were going to use it for total control.
And then when they collapse the third world from the lockdowns and people starve to death and we get flooded by the third world, they say, oh, it's global warming causing it.
And when they say, oh, about 2030, there'll be mass depopulation from global warming.
No, that's because of their policies cutting off the resources, cutting off the energy, cutting off the fertilizers.
And that causes a collapse.
And they say, oh, look, global warming, man-made, you caused it.
This is their plan.
This is the Rio de Janeiro post-industrial 1992 meeting.
And this is limits to growth and the Club of Rome and their own admissions.
Go watch the WHO or the WEF.
I mean, go the World Economic Forum and all of them.
And they admit all of this.
And so finally people are going, wow, these people really are evil.
They really are doing this.
And I'm like, yeah.
And let's organize and oppose it.
dan friesen
This is a prime example of Alex having stupid imaginary enemies.
If they've been trying to use biomedical shit to kill off like 90% of the population, there's literally no reason they couldn't just...
Push forward with it, no matter what Alex and his dumb friends do.
The only possible explanation for the world that Alex describes is if he and the globalists are collaborating, and this is pro wrestling shit.
They have to be enemies that don't actually want to win, but want to provide just enough opposition to make a good story out of the fight.
When you watch wrestling, you have to forget that if it were a real fight, one of the people in the match would probably die.
If very strong people throw each other around and hit each other in the face, one or both are going to suffer serious injuries really fast, and you just have to kind of ignore that in order to get absorbed into the story.
Alex's fight with the globalists involves the same kind of kayfabe.
If the globalists are these minions of the devil and they have plans to take over the Earth, there's no feasible reason why they haven't just done it already.
They have nukes, control of the world's money supply, the ability to see the future, they control demons, they have the ability to make weather weapons, they have access to and willingness to release bioweapons.
The list goes on and on.
The only way any of this makes sense is if the globalists are playing the heel, acting like they have all this control in order for Alex to play the role of the babyface, the underdog who wins against all the odds stacked up against him.
The reason this dynamic exists in Alex's narrative is because he's making all of it up.
He sees himself as this plucky underdog who's going to take down the comically evil demons, so that's the way the enemy gets characterized.
They don't make any sense in terms of motivation and their own internal reality because they're just props for him to fight against to get the audience to cheer for him.
Alex has a lot of things there that look like sources that he points to, like the Club of Rome, Limits to Growth, the 1992 Rio de Janeiro meeting, but what does any of that mean?
Mm-hmm.
Just the main report from the 1992 Rio meeting is 492 pages long.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's page 80. Sure.
The whole page.
dan friesen
And you notice that he's saying the 92 Rio meeting because he can't say Agenda 21 anymore because it's 2025.
jordan holmes
It is 2025.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It makes 21 really...
dan friesen
Sounds kind of stupid that they're four years past when this plan was.
jordan holmes
They are 10 years behind.
dan friesen
I guess so.
So some people have no sources for the things they say, but Alex kind of has the opposite problem.
He has a shitload of these sources that he can rattle off, but citing them means nothing.
A source is only as good as you use it.
Like, for example, an expert would probably look like an asshole if they just yelled the name of textbooks instead of trying to make specific points about the subject they're discussing.
Like, if an anthropologist were trying to make a controversial point about human history, and when they needed to provide any backing for their claim, they just said "it's all admitted!" and yelled a bunch of textbook titles, most people would be able to see that they're bluffing their expertise.
And that's what Alex is doing.
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
Mm-hmm.
Origin of Space!
Actually, you know what?
You can.
dan friesen
But what do you mean?
jordan holmes
What don't I mean?
dan friesen
Great.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
One.
No.
jordan holmes
The end.
dan friesen
Well, you know, I guess you could do that if you were arguing against Alex and you wanted to argue for evolution.
unidentified
I think if we just said creationism, just yell Origin of the Species.
jordan holmes
And then he'd yell Elysium and then I'd yell Space Odyssey 2001.
Yeah, we just go back and forth with words.
dan friesen
It's unproductive and fucking stupid.
jordan holmes
It is not helpful.
dan friesen
In serious conversation with somebody, it becomes really obvious that this is dumb, but because Alex is by himself in this cloistered bubble of idiocy, he somehow gets to pretend like these references mean anything.
jordan holmes
Right.
Right, because you don't have the space to argue with the things that you inherently disagree with, and the way that you work is you're willing to forgive the things you disagree with so you can focus on the things you already want to hear.
dan friesen
Yeah, and the things that he's arguing aren't even like, what do we do with this citation?
What do we do with it?
80. Okay.
Doesn't help.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
So this is how he wished us a Happy New Year.
Oh, okay.
jordan holmes
Is that the ball dropping?
Yeah.
Okay, that was a pretty good countdown.
dan friesen
So, we've cut to January 2nd.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Thursday.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
That's today as we're recording.
jordan holmes
Right.
He's back.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He's still in the ski lodge.
jordan holmes
Oh, God, I hate that.
That really does...
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I can't think about it too long.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I'm just gonna be quiet about that.
dan friesen
So, Jace is hosting again.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Gotta feel bad if you're Harrison.
Really, really got thrown out of the rotation.
jordan holmes
Really feel like you should already have felt bad if you were Harrison.
dan friesen
You should also think about your resume.
jordan holmes
Everything about your whole life needs to start from today and be different.
dan friesen
It's one thing if you're the new man at InfoWars and you're at the bottom of the totem pole.
It's another thing if you came in at the bottom and then sort of rose and then dropped.
That's bad.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
Especially out of a very small stable.
dan friesen
At the stable of four.
Yeah.
Where one is entrenched.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So it's always going to be the number two.
jordan holmes
Right.
He went to prison for it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Theoretically.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Owen ain't going anywhere.
jordan holmes
He did time.
dan friesen
So you're not cracking into the two spot.
unidentified
No.
Although Chase makes a decent case.
jordan holmes
Let's say...
dan friesen
No, he's a perpetual three.
jordan holmes
He's number two in our hearts.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
But...
jordan holmes
In a practical way, the hosting gig as a job, that's number two for Owen.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If Alex had a situation where it was like a business Sophie's choice, he would choose Owen.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
If it was an emotional one, he'd probably choose.
jordan holmes
Exactly, yeah.
I actually don't like Owen.
dan friesen
So, we go to the second.
There's some bad stuff that happened on New Year's.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
dan friesen
New Year's morning.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
There were some attacks.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I'm sure you heard something about some of these.
jordan holmes
I did hear that somebody may have acted alone.
dan friesen
Yeah, and there was also, so there was a car, a guy drove a car into a New Year's Eve celebration in New Orleans.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
And then there was also a cyber truck that blew up in Las Vegas.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
So there were two things on New Year's morning.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That have the smell of terrorism to them.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And so Alex obviously has got to get on.
jordan holmes
I mean, you can't not.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Get out in front of the snow and tell us your thoughts.
jordan holmes
God, I hate him.
alex jones
It's Thursday, January 2nd, 2025.
I am your host, Alex Jones, and we are about to break down the latest intel on what's really happening with the two terror attacks we saw yesterday and what's coming next.
Now, as we have precisely predicted in the last year, as soon as Trump became president-elect, the globalists would escalate war with Russia.
They would launch a new pandemic hysteria.
They would also try to pull the rug out from under the economy.
They would then activate the ISIS-Al Qaeda cells that Biden, in the last three years, has resupplied.
With 80-plus billion dollars from the Afghan withdrawal and other funding.
Then you saw the overthrow of Syria using al-Qaeda, actually putting al-Qaeda in charge of that country.
So we know that the Democrats, that whole arm of the deep state, is openly running and controlling these groups.
That doesn't mean that the useful idiots, the Islamists from...
Overseas and that they recruited here domestically, like the attacker on the New Year's Revelers in New Orleans yesterday morning at 3 a.m.
And now we know that the man that blew himself up in Vegas out front, Trump International Hotel, was also a bomb specialist from the same military base as the man who attacked and who was ISIS.
There in New Orleans and his accomplices that have escaped.
And the ongoing manhunt for that.
We're about to break down what all this really signifies right now.
dan friesen
So in the recent past, I've pointed out that Alex is predicting a giant attack on immigrants or a black college because he's very concerned about getting out in front of a potential racially motivated act of domestic terrorism.
I probably haven't been as specific as I could be about the fact that he's also laying the groundwork for this more general way to exploit tragic events that happen.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But he is also doing that.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
The fundamental difference is that Alex is just exploiting these events.
In the case of a racial or xenophobic act of terror, he would need to play defense, which is why he generally gets more into specifics about those kind of predictions so he can invalidate their validity immediately.
In the case of events like this, the only goal is to mold whatever happened into existing storylines so they can be made profitable.
But there's no threat to him that this attack in New Orleans or Las Vegas had.
Which is why it's just, Kind of convenient for me.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
In one prediction, this is a character choice I'm trying to protect.
And in another, I can kind of fluidly go, oh yeah, I was predicting exactly that after the fact.
dan friesen
Yeah.
In New Orleans, around 3 a.m. on New Year's morning, a man named Shamsuddin Bahar Jabbar drove a white pickup truck into a crowd and then started shooting, ultimately killing 14 people and then dying in a shootout with the cops.
He had an ISIS flag in his truck.
But was also a U.S. citizen and served as an IT specialist in the Army until 2020, although his active service ended in 2015.
He was from Texas, and at this point, it's unclear a lot more detail about what was up.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
How all this played out.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
At about 8.40 a.m. in Las Vegas, a man set off some explosives in a Tesla Cybertruck parked outside of the Trump International Hotel before shooting himself in the head.
Seven people were injured, but that guy was the only fatality, and there's been no concrete connection made between these two incidents.
The Army identified the guy was Matthew Allen Livelsberger, who's a Master Sergeant in the Army Special Operations, which is upsetting.
There were a few commonalities between these events, probably largest among them being that the two were both in the Army.
Beyond that, they also both used rental cars, procured through Turo, which is a peer-to-peer car rental app.
Neither of these connections are necessarily meaningful, but they're the kind of things that Alex will latch onto and call anomalies in order to push conspiracy narratives like he does about every tragic event that he feels like he can profit off of.
And it's important to be careful with ascribing meaning to things that happened prematurely.
For instance, the Las Vegas car bomb guy, he used an Elon Musk connected car at a Trump connected property.
Is this a statement that the attacker is making, or is it possible that that was the car that was available on Turo at the time, and it's a coincidence?
I don't know.
It's possible, but whatever the case is with these things, whatever the reality that we we end up learning when more information is known.
It's tragic.
These are tragic things that happen, and they suck.
And that means that Alex sees dollar signs in them, which is why he's breaking into his vacation to make a little video trying to create conspiracies out of what are just tragic events.
jordan holmes
Yep.
That's...
I mean...
unidentified
Fuck me.
dan friesen
That's his business model, though.
This is like he had a strike when the iron's hot.
That's what he does.
This seems like a perfect kind of...
He probably woke up that morning and was like, sweet.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
He was like, this is...
I don't have to work at all today.
I am going to just riff on this.
jordan holmes
I'm going to ski and make money today.
dan friesen
Yep.
That's why you've got to send in that video, because Chase isn't going to be able to exploit things right.
So Alex goes on about the attacker in New Orleans.
alex jones
The first thing that needs to be said about the New Orleans terror attack using the truck and the accomplices.
And the state police and the FBI saying that there were other people working with the attacker that tried to plant and detonate bombs, who then again escaped and are believed to have run to Texas and the ongoing manhunt in Texas and other areas of the country, is that they themselves probably don't even know that they are cutouts of a larger globalist crime syndicate that we know.
Is funding al-Qaeda and ISIS, and that directs their leadership.
And of course, this has come out for decades after decades.
It goes back to Jimmy Carter, who's been to Brzezinski in the late 70s.
dan friesen
Alex has no evidence that the New Orleans attacker had accomplices.
The police say that there were two, quote, possible IEDs found in the French Quarter, but that doesn't necessarily mean that they were IEDs, nor does it establish that someone else was involved.
The FBI is investigating the possibility of accomplices, but have indicated that they're pretty sure he acted alone.
And yet, Alex is up here doing this reporting.
And keep in mind, he knows nothing.
He's just recording a video on his phone from the ski resort because he knows that it's a hot topic for the audience and that Chase can't transition sales to Alex Jones' store.
He's not good at the call to action.
So you need Alex to show up because, obviously, maybe we'll get an increase in viewers.
If they just tune in and see Chase, probably going to turn it off.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, if you wanted to say that they acted with somebody, there's a part of me that might say they acted with...
The military.
They acted with going back and back.
You know, it's...
unidentified
Stop.
jordan holmes
No more wars.
That'll be nice.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex wants to get to the big picture.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
Next, I'm going to get into the big picture and who I see behind this and strategically where these moves are going.
So there's thousands of data points that go into this, but I'm going to try to just break them all down so that we can put a warning out to the public and a warning out to President Trump because you can better believe the deep state is heavily involved in these attacks and more are coming.
dan friesen
Is anybody doing anything?
unidentified
No, and actually...
dan friesen
He's got to throw to a video because he's like, I'm going to get into the big picture and tell you everything.
I don't really...
I've got to take a break.
I don't know what I'm...
jordan holmes
Literally...
dan friesen
I have to collect my thoughts because I can't provide that right now.
jordan holmes
Literally can't do his job in the middle of not doing his job.
Right.
Actively not doing his job and he still has to take time out to be lazy about it.
dan friesen
Amazing.
jordan holmes
It's almost...
It is a nesting doll of fucking laziness.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So the globalists are up to their neck in this thing.
They're very clear.
This is all a PSYOP.
jordan holmes
They can't even pass a bill, but fine.
dan friesen
Yeah, but they can do PSYOPs.
jordan holmes
Why not?
dan friesen
All day.
jordan holmes
They're great at that.
alex jones
Big picture, I see this as an ongoing PSYOP destabilization campaign, just like the UAV hysteria, just like the escalation of war and the bombing inside Russia with heavy cruise missiles.
And we have the feds, still run by the Democrats right now,
saying that there are plots to kill Trump and that the Iranians are behind it and that we're going to have to attack Iran so that, again, they can start staging these attacks as a precursor to assassinate Trump with a larger, more professional truck bomb or shoot down his plane with a service-to-air missile and then be able to blame Iran and get full war with Iran, who's allied with Russia and China, at the same time taking out Trump.
That's what I see front and Of course you do.
dan friesen
Of course you do.
This is such a boring conspiracy.
It's all just trying to get Trump.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Great, man.
And actually, when I was listening to that, I was like, oh, yeah, that's right.
You guys were freaked out about aliens a week ago.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
We just moved on from that one.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Something different's happening.
I mean, sure, sure.
The ability to travel faster than light interstellar distances through four-dimensional space.
Yeah, that's exciting.
But, I mean, this is now.
This is immediate, you know?
Like, what could you do for me lately with that kind of technology?
dan friesen
Yeah.
People are paying attention to this right now, and therefore it's what we will...
jordan holmes
It is...
dan friesen
We will forget about the aliens for now.
jordan holmes
It is like a...
It is so much often analogous to a gold rush, you know?
Oh, I found a vein!
Everybody's coming!
Get over here!
This is you, grab it!
dan friesen
Except it's in a world where, like, gold doesn't really exist.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's basically how Alex's world works.
jordan holmes
Well, that's also not unlike a gold rush.
dan friesen
True.
A lot of the time.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, the Army, they should have known about this guy, this New Orleans suspect.
alex jones
It's also come out that the ISIS sympathizer that led the attack in New Orleans had been in trouble repeatedly when he was in the Army for...
Radical Islamic affiliations and statements, but nothing was done.
Again, continually, the intelligence agencies, the leadership of the U.S. military is protecting these individuals, just like we see the FBI leading these different white supremacist groups that they're trying to get to go out and blow up power stations.
This is all part of creating the narrative ahead of a cascade of big events either before Trump gets in or after he gets in.
dan friesen
So the New Orleans attacker hasn't been enlisted for at least four years and ended his active service almost ten years ago.
Like, what sort of protection is Alex alleging here?
Like, what information has come out?
Like, don't worry, he's not gonna tell you shit.
Like, what are the specifics?
What are the incidents and statements that he made that got him in trouble?
What are you talking about?
jordan holmes
What, have you not read page 80?
dan friesen
Be specific.
A Click to Houston article describes this guy's military service as including three army commendation medals, four army achievement medals, and a ton of other distinctions.
It fails to mention these alleged incidents of his Muslim extremism, though.
I think Alex might just be saying this guy was a Muslim and no one stopped him from being a Muslim when he was in the army.
I'm not sure.
But because he doesn't provide any specifics, it's very difficult for me to assess what he's even talking about.
jordan holmes
Well, the only thing that I thought is that perhaps he's thinking that we should have some sort of racially and religiously homogenous army, and I can't think of any situation where that's ever gone wrong.
dan friesen
Let me tell you this.
He is.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
More or less.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would say so.
dan friesen
He would not dare bite the bullet and commit to that viewpoint, but that is what is beneath his...
You can't trust anyone who's not a white Christian.
jordan holmes
No, and let's go ahead and say that it's going to be all male.
dan friesen
Well, you've got to protect our women.
jordan holmes
You've got to protect the women.
dan friesen
That's why we have a military.
jordan holmes
They've got to have babies.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Yep.
So, uh, this clip is, uh, just racist.
jordan holmes
Good!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Great!
dan friesen
Just good old-fashioned racism.
unidentified
Fun.
jordan holmes
While he's on the slopes!
alex jones
Right now, I want to look at what they said in the first few hours after the attack in New Orleans, where they brought out the DEI lady who could barely talk with a nose ring to say, this is not terrorism, and then Senator Kennedy pushes her aside and says, look, I already know what's going on.
The feds better not lie.
Better not try to pull this.
dan friesen
So, I mean, like, honestly, I think a lot of people have made the point that, like, saying something like DEI lady in this case, you're just trying to say the N-word.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you're just saying the N-word.
dan friesen
That's all you're doing.
And it's so...
It's so obvious.
And I don't understand how he thinks he's doing anything different.
I don't think I could think that.
jordan holmes
To a certain extent, I would argue this.
I would argue that...
Both of us are saying the N-word.
And you and I are saying the N-word in a way that puts, obviously, the word you know and love into your mind, but in a non-pain-inducing way.
dan friesen
Right.
Non-weaponized, descriptive, talking about what he's saying.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
We could both...
dan friesen
You're unfortunately doing a Louis C.K. bit.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
Well, I'm...
Fine, whatever.
Whatever.
I think it's probably unacceptable that we're both allowed to do it like this.
How about that?
Great.
dan friesen
Well, it is unfortunate, but I think that this is the new form that some of that abstract racism has taken.
jordan holmes
I mean, I guess we're just going to...
What would I say?
You know, we're just going to migrate.
Oh, we caught you with DEI.
That's the N-word.
And then next week, it's going to be DEV.
And you're like, oh, I didn't even think about that one.
Which one does that mean?
dan friesen
And the thing that is, you know, how their ecosystem works is they'll be tired of calling people DEI by the time they'll move on to something else.
jordan holmes
Yeah, by the time we all realize that that's the situation where we have to...
dan friesen
By the time people deal with, like, the way they're acting appropriately, they'll...
jordan holmes
We'll all get to spend our time doing the exact same cycle all over again.
dan friesen
Right.
It's a bummer.
So you have one more clip here.
Alex talks about some sources that he has.
jordan holmes
You know, sometimes people...
How about this, right?
I remember watching peak Derrick Rose years.
Rose on the Bulls, and then the game where LeBron James, he hits a three-pointer in the corner, right?
Hits a three-pointer in the corner to win the game.
Even while fucking David Black was calling for an illegal timeout that should have been called, that would have thrown out the three-pointer, they would have gone up three to one.
The Bulls would have beaten them.
That was peak...
Derek Rose and Joe Kim Noah.
You know what that was?
That was a gut-punch loss right there.
That was gut-punch racism.
When he said that, it genuinely hurt my gut.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's pointless.
It's staggering.
It's obvious.
It's transparent.
jordan holmes
That's the sound I felt.
dan friesen
So, we get to this last clip.
And Alex has some sources.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
A trusted law enforcement source in Texas reached out to me just about an hour ago and said that there had been an investigation already into This individual and others.
And the last known address of one of his family members, his brother, is there in College Station, there in Bryan.
And that the police chief and others are aware of this and concerned.
But so far, the feds haven't reached out to them and they don't see any federal activity there.
So this is a big deal.
At least three accomplices running around, planting bombs, detonators.
All of this, I'll play the little Fox News update on that in a moment.
But I already cut reports this morning saying I bet more of this is going to happen than you've got the cyber truck.
Now, clearly an explosive blowing up, reportedly with the driver inside, probably detonating it.
That's a message to Elon Musk and President Trump as a threat.
19 days till the president gets in.
And so we've been predicting that we'd probably see some Islamic terror attacks connected to ISIS and al-Qaeda here very, very soon.
dan friesen
Is it?
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Is it a message?
Page 80. Sure.
jordan holmes
Why not?
dan friesen
I think that, I don't know who this source is that he has, and I don't know what the veracity of the information is, and I can't even pretend to engage with it as anything other than Alex is saying this.
But I mean, if it turns out that he's wrong, you can guarantee this will not be corrected, and it'll probably be...
An anomaly where the media covered up that there were three other accomplices who were running around planting bombs everywhere.
Because information doesn't really matter.
The story is what's important.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he'd get bonus points if he defamed somebody along the way.
dan friesen
Yeah.
What I want to say, though, too, is this idea that Alex has, this urge to tell stories, applies to this Las Vegas Cybertruck that blew up at Trump's International Hotel.
Sure.
Now...
If we want to just play around and play games with storytelling, we could say that this is a warning to Elon and Trump from the left or from some radical Islamists.
Or you could look at it and say the weapon that was used is Musk-associated on a property that is Trump-associated.
People have been really mad about Elon supporting immigration in a way that is an abandonment of what the Trump racist base wants.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
So you could see that maybe this is a statement of Elon being used as a weapon against the Trump agenda.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
If you want to read into it, you can do whatever you want.
You can write whatever story you want.
It has no bearing on reality.
It's just what you're bringing to the pieces of information.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Whatever I just spat out is just as likely as anything Alex has, and equally likely is...
There isn't a giant metaphor that's being worked out.
jordan holmes
If anything, if anything, I would pull back real far, and I would compare this to a Buddhist monk lighting himself on fire.
That's far more directed, but the message ultimately is the same.
Shit's too fucked up, man.
And you can say that there's a political ideology that you agree with or disagree with about it, but what?
That's...
That's a man killing himself, saying shit's fucked up.
dan friesen
Sure.
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
No, and that's, you know, that's an argument of what could explain the circumstances that we see in front of us.
That could be what he was doing.
We don't know.
We don't know.
jordan holmes
Or he could have just been regular ass killing himself and he wanted other people to feel it.
dan friesen
That's true too.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
There are a hundred possible explanations, but Alex's obviously is going to be that Elon, it's an attack on Elon and Trump, a warning in 19 days from the inauguration because that serves his interest.
jordan holmes
Which is an attack on all of you Trump-loving, Elon-loving supporters.
dan friesen
Which is why you've got to fund my next vacation.
jordan holmes
Obviously it's personal.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So the thing that I think is what you're talking about with, like, shit's fucked up.
Yeah.
That really is what you can take away from whatever the person's motivations were, whatever the story, we end up learning more information.
Yeah.
Externally, you can observe it and see, well, someone shot themselves and blew up a car.
Someone drove into a crowd and shot people.
Whatever this is is unacceptable.
The way that we operate is unacceptable.
The way we respond to these things is unacceptable.
The way Alex is responding to it is deeply unacceptable.
And it probably requires some sort of attention.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Some sort of internal search.
jordan holmes
If you consider it...
And I think the way to consider these acts now is considering where we are, you know, far past where we should be.
In any realistic terms, the way that you want to deal with this and the way you want to see it is ineffective because you saw it that way 20 years ago, you know, and you tried to, we quote-unquote tried to deal with it as it was 20 years ago, and here we are.
I think...
Now we have to look at it as part of a conversation.
They are part of a conversation.
Whether or not there's something that can be done about it.
You mean people like Alex?
I mean, everybody involved in this whole noise.
This is a reaction to this.
This is a reaction to this.
And all of this is part of a conversation of people.
It is not just these people alone.
You know?
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I think that unless that conversation is somewhat altered, that we don't really have much of a chance of not ending up in pretty similar cul-de-sacs.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it can't be treated the same way that it has been.
dan friesen
And that's not to say that, like, hey, there were these tragic events that happened, and that means that...
Mm-hmm.
That's not what I mean, and I know that's not what you mean.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no, no.
dan friesen
What the conversation needs to evolve, part of it is the way that Alex monetizes and has an incentive to play these games in the wake of tragedies.
It does not allow anyone to deal with the reality that this is a tragic event that has impacted a ton of people, both in New Orleans, Las Vegas, wherever people are related to those people.
It's awful.
It doesn't allow us to deal with...
Them as insulated or isolated events.
What the particular circumstances of A and B are, are being molded into one in service of telling this Trump danger narrative.
And if we treat it as something that you need to respond to as like, no, this isn't a Trump thing, you're just going to ping pong back and forth.
And I don't know exactly what the answer is, but...
It has to be a little different.
jordan holmes
It can't be the same, yeah.
Just can't.
It's too late for it to...
It's too late for us to consider that we've been doing it the right way.
You know what we've been doing?
It's a little late to be like, nah, let's stay the course on that.
dan friesen
Yeah, and that's not to say that everything needs to be fundamentally altered, but like...
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
It's...
jordan holmes
That's how I feel about it.
Was that a Louis C.K. bit?
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
I think it was.
dan friesen
So, anyway, Alex is skiing, so we'll see if he comes back to studio, but sorry, this is a little bit of a short episode.
It is what it is.
jordan holmes
It is what it is.
He's skiing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
How does that make you feel, listener at home?
dan friesen
It's part of the war.
It's really part of the war.
jordan holmes
It is a response to...
dan friesen
For the Swiss National Guard, those troops have to ski.
jordan holmes
That is true.
That is true.
The gendarmes are also involved, I assume.
dan friesen
Alex is depatriotizing to the Swiss.
I like that.
jordan holmes
Expat.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's expatting to the Swiss.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
He's gonna go.
jordan holmes
You know what?
If it gets him out of here and out of the airs, I'm fine with that.
dan friesen
Based on that fucking throat, I bet he needs some Ricola.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
Nice.
dan friesen
Thanks.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
That's a Louis CK bit.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Anyway, we'll be back.
Until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
Indeed we do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yep.
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Leo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I am the Mysterious Professor.
jordan holmes
Woo!
unidentified
Yeah!
Woo!
Yeah!
Woo!
steve quayle
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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