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2 WALK OFFS?! MEGA Woke Feminists DEBATE Brian?! 3 Men In ONE NIGHT?! HORSE GIRLS! | Dating Talk 276

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Okay.
Because really all labia can't matter until Big Labia Matter.
I do want to also say fuck Kanye.
Fuck Matt Rife.
Fuck plastic surgeons, the surgery staff, and those motherfucking crew.
And if you want to be down with labia shaming, then fuck you too.
Howard Stern, fuck you too.
Dane Cook, fuck you too.
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too.
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Mafaufo, make sure all y'all kids don't grow.
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Oh, I fucked it up.
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Out here in California, bro.
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We the motherfucking mob.
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And I'm, as someone who only dates women with large labia, it is an important cause to me.
Sometimes I even cry at night thinking about it.
Cry myself to sleep, actually, many a night.
It is quite a trap.
All these women, you know, chopping their pussy lips off.
I don't like it one bit.
10,000, 10,000, just in the USA alone, labia plasties.
It's the surgery.
They get their parts all chopped off.
It's fucked up.
You know, we've got a lot of things going on.
The Venezuelan, what happened in Venezuela, they got Maduro and his wife, W. You know, who knows what's going to go on with Venezuela, all the stuff with ICE and immigration, and what else?
The war in Ukraine and then the Middle East.
But really, labia plasty is the pressing issue of our time.
All that other stuff is just like psyop noise bullshit.
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Guys, it's really quick, or I'll pull it back up in a sec.
It's 2026.
We've been keeping statistics.
We frequently, you know, we deal with a lot of flakes, a lot of no-shows.
And so we are going to publish at the beginning of the year, we have the finalized statistics from 2025.
So we're going to do a quick segment on that.
If you can pull that up.
All right.
So the flakes over the years.
This is for the whatever podcast.
So we start in 2022, July 2022.
And we didn't break down the data perfectly, but we had 129 flakes in 2022, 376 in 23, 628, 2024, 455 in 2025.
And then, Nick, go to the next one.
And then the total flake rate, all-time flake rate, 1,588.
I just, okay, never mind.
I just realized if a digit was off, that would have been really bad.
But 1,588 flakes total.
So there's the updated statistics.
We always do some statistics stuff at the beginning of the year.
So there it is.
And you can find that in the Discord and a bunch of other great stuff too.
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This is the most long.
I don't know how these intros have become 10 minutes long at this point.
I apologize.
I'm hiring for two positions.
You need to either live or be able to make it to Santa Barbara every Sunday.
A new helmet side girl girl, side girl sidekick, a new helmet girl sidekick.
And then position two, a new soldier sidekick.
Any OGs, if you remember, Gustavo.
So I'm just, you just wear a soldier uniform and you stand in the background of the shot.
It's like the easiest job in the world.
I guess a woman could do that job.
Yeah, okay.
Well, okay, sure.
We'll consider it.
Let's see.
And that's pretty much it.
Okay, without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce.
Oh, my goodness.
The back.
Can you guys see the fucking rainbow boys?
Is it the double rainbow?
I don't know if.
Yo, chat, can you see the fucking rainbow?
It's potent.
Can they see the rainbow?
Oh, wait, hold on.
Right there.
It's so pretty.
I told you.
I should have had it like this.
I don't know if that changes.
The exposure.
I changed the exposure a little bit.
I should have done that.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
Oh, man.
I fucked up.
I should have had the exposure down the whole time.
Obviously, fucking amateur hour here at the whatever podcast.
But, all right.
We're going to have the guests introduce themselves.
Name, age, occupation, where are you from?
Education.
Hi, how's it going?
I'm Caitlin.
I'm 21 years old.
I'm from Eastern North Carolina.
I am a dancer, an exotic dancer.
I have been for the last three years, three and a half years now.
I also do OnlyFans.
And I'm in school for political science right now.
Okay, and you do, you're a dancer too?
You still stripping or?
Yep.
Okay.
What are you studying in school?
Political science.
That's my moment.
Oh, anything else?
Or is it just the political science?
Political science.
I'm minoring in business and mental health and wellness.
Gotcha.
And this is your third appearance on the show, I think.
Okay, welcome back.
It's been a while.
I also, I think you went, I don't know if viral is the right word.
There was a video of you, and I was actually trying to find it, but I couldn't find it.
I saw it like a couple months ago.
It was a lecture hall or something.
Oh, it was a little viral, wasn't it?
Who was?
Okay, can you tell us who was that?
I don't remember who the speaker was, but it was right after Charlie Kirk got shot.
Can I say that?
That happens, yeah.
So at my school, we had this spirit rock situation, and there was a memorial for Charlie Kirk on the rock.
Turning point made this whole thing about it at the school.
There was a lot of students in opposition to that, to the memorialization of Charlie Kirk and stuff like that.
Turning point also ended up bringing that guy, the speaker, to the school.
He was platforming on abortion is murder, LGBTQIA is like degrading our society.
A whole bunch of like mega-conservative fundamentalist ideology that he was speaking on that he had planned.
What was the name of the speaker?
I don't know.
But it was right after the assassination.
It was within like a couple weeks to a month after this.
Was it Myra?
Was it Myron?
Matt Walsh?
Was it a Daily Wire person?
Was it Knowles or Matt Walsh?
No clue.
I didn't recognize his name from anywhere.
What did he look like?
He was kind of buff.
I should have had the exposure on.
Yeah, I don't remember what his name was, but I saw the posts, what he was going to be talking about, the brochure type of situation on Instagram.
I went and I. Does anybody in the chat?
Can somebody in the chat tell me?
Was it Alex Stein?
Can somebody in the chat tell me who Stephen Crowder?
No, he doesn't.
Does anybody know the clip I'm talking about?
So didn't you like, did you rage quit?
No, he told me to get out.
He told me he didn't want to kick it.
You got kicked out.
Yeah.
It wasn't a rage quit.
You got kicked out.
Yeah.
You don't remember the speaker?
Can somebody in the chat or somebody in the Discord find me the clip?
Anyways, maybe we'll pull it up.
Yeah.
But I saw it.
I saw it.
I was like, wait a minute.
I know that girl.
I know her.
So, okay, well, welcome back.
Thank you.
What about you?
Hi, my name is Talia.
I'm 25.
I live in Ventura County.
I'm a personal assistant for a realtor, and I'm in school for political science.
All right, political science.
Okay.
Currently in school, are you getting your master's or?
No, I started late because I had medical issues.
So I'm just doing my bachelor's right now.
I see.
Okay.
And what do you want to do after you graduate?
I'm not sure yet.
I want to do something in humanitarian work, anything where I can help people is kind of my goal.
Okay.
And are you, just going back to you really quick, are you in your third year, fourth year, about to graduate?
I'm a junior.
I have about two and a half years left.
Two and a half years left.
Yeah, I took like two years as a gap year after my associates.
Okay, gotcha.
Going back to you, so I noticed you describe yourself as a human rights advocate.
You're a political science major.
When you say you're a human rights advocate, which human rights do you advocate for?
Any and all.
Like, I'm all for everyone has the right to be who they are and do what they want to do.
Are women's rights human rights?
Yeah.
Are men's rights human rights?
Yes.
Do you advocate for men's rights?
Yeah.
So you're a men's rights advocate.
You're an MRA?
Well, I would say I'm an everyone advocate.
Okay.
What's a men's rights thing you've advocated for recently?
I could not tell you.
What's a woman's rights thing you've advocated for recently?
Well, I'm very strong on the not banning abortion and stuff.
Sure.
I do a lot of that.
I've been doing a lot of other protests and stuff with all the ICE raids and stuff.
So kind of anything I see that I feel strongly about, I will join in.
Gotcha.
And I think you have a blue sky, which I took a look at.
I think you write save democracy.
You know what?
We'll get into all that stuff a little bit later in the show after all the introductions.
But what about you?
Hi.
I'm sorry.
Wait, look at this sky.
Holy fuck, boys.
It was overcast and raining.
And wow, beautiful.
And there's a fucking rainbow, boys.
Yeah, normally I'm the only rainbow person.
I thought I flew into Seattle with how rainy it was.
It's actually kind of crazy.
Sorry, I didn't mean to.
I didn't mean to cut you off.
Go ahead.
You're good.
I'm Anya.
I'm 19.
I'm from Florida.
I do OF, social media, all that good stuff.
Okay, and you're a Christian, right?
Yes.
Okay, well, actually, actually, actually, as I said last time, half the half where I am not educated and I don't participate enough to actually consider myself a Christian, but I like to believe that I have to do it.
On your TikTok, you have an emoji of a cross.
Yeah.
Because I try to live my life by, I try to have Christian values in my life.
She's trying her best.
But I think it's a really big label to call yourself a Christian.
Is it?
Yeah, there's certain things that you follow and certain things that you do, and I don't think I fit into that.
So I think it would be really bold of me to say I am a Christian, a devout Christian.
But are you a somewhat lukewarm Christian?
Yeah, like I believe in God.
I pray, I believe in God.
Yeah.
But you are sinning, let's just say.
I guess you could say that.
Okay.
We'll get into that later.
What about you?
Hi, my name is Cece.
I'm 26 and a half years old.
I'm a nursing student.
It's not like one, like a 0.7.
Wait, what?
Like your age.
You said it's and a half, 26.
Are you like 0.7 or?
I'm going to turn 27.
26.7.
I mean.
Sorry, I'm being obnoxious.
Go.
I'm going to turn 27 in April.
Okay.
Yeah.
Are you a Taurus?
I'm an Aries.
Wait.
Okay.
Continue on.
Yeah, and I'm actually going to start school like literally tomorrow.
Oh, cool.
First time.
Nice.
First time starting school?
Or it's like your next quarter or whatever?
No.
So I went to USC.
I got a majored in human biology, mitored in something with site like healthcare studies.
And then I took.
You got your bachelor's degree.
Yeah, in University of Colorado.
Yeah, USC.
That's University of South Carolina.
Southern California.
California.
Yeah.
Where all the rich kids go.
Not University of South Carolina.
No.
You're in North Carolina, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then I took three years off.
I did business.
And then I'm going back to school as a nursing student.
Going into nursing.
Got it.
Okay.
What about you?
My name's Lamine.
I'm 18.
I'm in school majoring in addictive disorder studies.
What else was I supposed to say?
I'm very nervous right now.
No, you're fine.
I'll give you a little prompt occupation, where you're from, and I think you already covered education.
You're in your first year of college?
Yeah, and I'm just a student worker at Oxnard College right now.
Okay.
And you're from Ventura?
Yeah.
Like, grew up there.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
Hi, I'm Leah.
I'm 27.
I'm from New Jersey.
I do OF and social media.
And I dropped out of college.
Dropped out of college.
What were you studying?
Marketing.
Marketing.
Okay.
What year did you drop out of college?
Your first year, second year, third year?
I think it was like I was a year and a half in.
A year and a half?
It had to be.
Okay.
Felt like a while.
And you do OF currently.
Yeah.
But you also have, come on, you got to, hey, you guys got to, you ride horses too, right?
I do.
I saw you.
You were a horse girl.
Actually, I forgot about that thing.
You forgot about the horse thing?
Yeah, I saw you.
You've been doing too much of OF.
Yeah, exactly.
It got in the way.
Do you own that?
My true passion.
I have 18 right now.
Well, hold on.
18 horses.
Yes, yes.
Don't you do horse stuff?
You have a horse?
I have one.
You own a horse, though.
Yes.
Anybody?
And then you, horses too.
Anybody else own or ride horses?
Okay.
The horse girls.
Wow, three horse girls at the table.
I'm in for it tonight.
This is gonna, I was worried about the feminists and the liberal women, but it's the horse girls I gotta be careful with.
Okay, so one horse for you and 18 horses.
Yeah.
I buy that's like how many hundreds of thousands of dollars?
Way too much.
Is that in the millions of dollars?
Well, yeah, but if you do girl math, then it really isn't anything.
So girl math in your life.
Well, is your dad?
Typically, it's the father that pays for the horses.
So that's funny because my father died when I was five.
So well, the inheritance.
Well, yeah, I made my own inheritance, though.
You died and then came back?
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
So, yeah, okay.
Yeah.
18 horses.
Do you have a ranch?
How do you?
I do.
I live on 30 acres.
Where again were you?
You're in Jersey.
You live in Jersey.
Okay.
Like South.
South.
South Jersey.
It's very formy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you have a Mustang?
I don't have a Mustang.
Do you have a Clydesdale?
I don't have a Clydesdale.
Damn.
That's all I know about horses.
Darn.
Are they all quarter horses?
I have four quarter horses.
Do you race horses?
No.
So fun fact, I take them off the racetrack and retrain them and sell them for regular riding horses.
Okay, nice.
So good stuff.
It's like flipping houses, but flipping horses.
Flipping horses.
That's dope.
How much do you think total throughout the course of your life you've spent on horse-related expenses?
See, again, I try not to think about it.
It probably would send me into a spiral.
Let's do that.
All right.
Let's have a look at that.
Perfect.
Cool.
Okay, cool.
Well, they're each about like $400 to $800 a month if you have them at your house to feed.
So I mean, it's an exponential number.
It's got to be crazy.
If I had to guess, it'd probably be like it's like $10,000 a month right now.
That's with them being in my backyard.
Damn.
So once you start boarding, I have four that are boarded right now, and I pay like $1,200 each.
Wow.
How young were you when you first got a horse?
I was born on a farm.
Born on a farm?
Like outside.
Not even in the hospital a lot.
Not in the hospital.
Your mom was...
Yes, in the barn.
In the barn.
Nativity.
In the straw.
Wow.
That's beautiful.
Yeah, it was awesome.
Nice moment.
But now you're not really focused on the horses too much.
No, I'm focused on them too much.
Oh, too much.
I forget what my real, what actually makes me money is sometimes.
I see.
I looked at your TikTok.
Can we get her TikTok pulled up?
Very good.
Here, I'm going to find the link, but while we're waiting on that, why don't we have you introduce yourself?
I'm Chantel.
I'm 18, and I'm an OC Mission Viejo local.
And I'm running my own clothing brand.
It's going to drop soon.
And I'm a marketing major.
All right.
And are you at a university or a college?
I got a Cal State Fullerton.
Cal State Fullerton.
All right.
Private chat, I sent it.
And you said marketing?
Yeah.
Major.
Okay, God.
What about you?
My name is Michelle Bertsev.
I'm 27.
I work as a front desk receptionist at a stone fabrication company, and I'm Leah's assistant, too.
Assistant, assistant.
Gotcha.
And you're from New Jersey too?
I'm from New York.
New York, which part?
Staten Island.
Are we going to hear a bit more of the accent?
You might hear a bit of a Russian accent.
Russian.
Oh, you speak Russian?
Yeah, it was my first language, and then I learned English in school.
Okay, rock and roll.
What about you?
I'm Celine or ill-fated blade.
I'm 21.
I'm located in LA.
And as of right now, I'm doing college matology.
So hair, makeup, nails.
But on the side, I cosplay, model.
And I recently started making music.
Like singing or trap beats?
I don't know if you guys have ever heard of like Osama-sen.
Osama bin Laden?
No.
You make music for terrorists?
Basic, I mean.
That music goes hard.
That's pretty close, honestly.
Like terrorist music goes fucking hard.
Think of like underground rap, like beats and stuff.
I actually listen to that.
Yeah.
During sex.
Oh, no.
I don't think you do that.
Nothing more romantic than putting on some.
Oh, man.
I so want to play it, but we'd probably get a copyright strike.
Sorry.
Anyway, just sing it.
Yeah.
It's like.
Nah, I can't.
I can't.
The floor is yours.
Go ahead.
Copyright strike.
Sorry.
Do you want to sing for us?
No.
Okay.
all right uh nick do you have the oh sort by popular on the tick tock I think.
No audio.
We're not even.
So this is your TikTok, Leah.
So I was noticing, I looked at your TikTok that it's very focused.
They're very similar, all of them.
They are.
They're very similar.
Yeah.
You know, and here's what we'll do.
No audio, Nick.
Click on the first one and we'll just like swipe through.
So click, and then you'll hit the arrow and then we'll do two, three seconds each.
Yeah.
Next.
Next.
Are you sensing a theme?
Oh, there it is.
Okay, guys.
Okay, and then, oh, that's not.
Where's that?
Where's that?
Oh, that's Miami.
Oh, that's Miami.
Okay, next.
Next.
Next.
Oh, no.
Skip.
Next.
Next.
Damn.
Yeah, the horse.
The horse just.
Next.
Damn, your knee got all fucked up.
Next.
Next.
I forgot about half of these.
Next.
Next.
Damn, I don't see a theme.
Next.
Next.
She knows.
Next.
Oh, my handshake.
Next.
Next.
Oh, I forgot what it is.
Next.
What the?
Next.
Next.
Okay, we get the idea.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We get the idea.
All right.
So, and that's the, that's your concept.
That's me.
That's my thing.
Yeah.
Which one is your.
You know how Mozart, his Requiem is off, or you know, you could look at Beethoven, some of his symphonies.
One, you know, there's the magnum opus.
That is like the number, like, you know, people might debate which one is Beethoven's magnum opus.
Is it his seventh symphony?
Is it his fifth piano concerto?
Of all your videos on TikTok, which would you say is your magnum opus?
It's got to be the golf one.
The golf one.
It was early.
Yes.
We don't need to pull it up, but they love that.
The people love that.
The golf one.
They love that.
The golfers, big with that.
Do you think that within your lifetime of art creation, there will be another, like a big there better be.
What are you working on?
I'm trying to create several.
Can you walk us through the creative process?
There is, I'll give you how it goes.
Usually, she's behind me, and I say.
It's you that films it.
No boyfriend or anything like that?
You know, it's honestly whoever's there.
If I hand you my phone, you know what the deal is.
You ever had a stranger do?
I feel like there had to have been a couple times.
But they don't get the angles.
There's an art to it.
There is a technique.
There is a technique.
You really have to know the angle.
You have to know.
You have to know.
Yeah, you're a real cinematographer.
She is.
Let me tell you.
She took some classes.
It took some time.
She still gets it wrong.
But we're working on it.
Real scorsese over here.
Yes, she is.
She is.
Okay, that's cool.
That's my art.
That's great.
Yeah.
Cool.
That was it.
Very talented.
Yeah.
Yeah, that would bring in the money.
I do.
Before we get into everybody's relationship status, I wanted to touch base on people's just education really quick.
So you are currently, you're going in, you're in your junior year, right?
Yeah.
Okay, and you're studying political science, you said?
Okay, and you just had, you know, I guess it was winter break.
When's school start up again for you?
Not this upcoming week, but the following Monday.
Okay, so maybe like two, three weeks ago, you took your finals or whatever?
Beginning of December.
Beginning of December.
So like a month ago.
Yeah.
What was the what classes were you taking last semester?
I had a pretty good time this past semester.
I took introduction to sociology, urbanization, and like, yeah, just the development of American cities.
Let's see, what else was there?
International relations.
Oh, global capitalism and its discontents.
And then there was a fourth one.
Let me see.
Oh, and then just my introduction to political science.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, so you had four classes.
Can you tell me, you can pick from any one of those four classes.
Can you tell me the biggest takeaway from any of those classes that you learned?
It would be hard for me to do a biggest takeaway because all of these classes had a lot of overlap in material.
And sometimes I was learning the same thing in different classes, like I said, because there was an overlap.
What was interesting, I think that stands out right now, is in my global capitalism and its discontents, people were upset at capitalism from the very beginning.
Capitalism used to be considered a slur or a harsh word to use in opposition to the system.
And from the very beginning, early transition into capitalism.
So I thought that was really interesting, and that kind of stuck with me for a little bit.
That the fact that people hated it from the beginning.
Hated capitalism or hated the word capitalism?
Hated capitalism.
Hated.
Okay.
When did capitalism begin?
Because you said at the beginning.
Yeah.
So when was that?
So we transitioned from the feudal system into capitalism.
When was this?
That is a great question.
Not like looking for a precise year, but like decade or century even.
Can't quote me on this, but I would say maybe.
Oh, I didn't, that didn't stick with me.
I think, if I were to guess, maybe about 1300s, but then there were early markets before then, probably.
So I guess also it would depend geographically speaking.
Certain countries or regions got degrees of capitalism or full-blown capitalism or however you want to categorize it sooner than other regions.
But if we're looking, are you talking about like Western countries?
A lot of the class focused on Western countries.
So like Britain and other European countries were based on.
Feudalism ended in the 1300s in England?
Don't quote me on it.
Pretty sure.
I mean, look, I don't know the answer, but my hunch is it's ended much later than that.
But anyways, I'm not interested in like, I don't even know the answer, so I'm not going to be like, debate you on that.
Okay.
So, people, the takeaway was people didn't like capitalism.
It was interesting to observe.
Do you think we would be better in a feudal system if we went back to feudal system?
No.
Okay, so but there was resistance from the serfs.
I'm sure there, yes, yeah.
So, feudal system better than capitalism is no can't get me on that.
I mean, okay.
Um, so the big takeaway was people don't like capitalism from your what was the name of the class?
It was called Global Capitalism and Its Discontents and Its Discontents.
Yes, so we looked at how is your school a private school or a public school?
Um, I would say it's it's public.
Yeah, it's public.
Public school.
Yeah.
But that was an option.
Is there a class?
Yeah, is there a textbook for that class?
No, he did give us a supportive link, but no textbook.
Huh, okay.
All right.
You're currently in college, right?
Or did you just graduate?
No, I'm still in college.
You just started or I'm like a year in.
You're political science also?
Yes.
Okay.
So you just took some classes too.
Yeah, I'm a half-time student.
And last semester, I only took like the random classes that I needed.
So I took art and philosophy.
Philosophy, okay.
Which aren't really things I'm interested in.
I just needed them.
Okay.
Did you have to, I mean, one big takeaway from philosophy?
Oh, I have no idea.
Well, it was just like a couple weeks ago you took the class?
I've been out of it since earlierish December.
Yeah, well, but I honestly don't know that much about philosophy.
That's not my.
I mean, but didn't you have to study?
There was a final test or maybe an essay?
Kind of.
We didn't have finals or anything.
I don't know why.
But there must have been some sort of towards the end of the year project, you know, an essay or something, right?
It was just like little, little projects throughout.
Was it in person or online?
No, it's online.
Oh, okay.
Online.
Yeah.
That's my.
Is there anything you can tell me from?
I did not process philosophy.
Can you tell me the name of a philosopher?
Marx.
Karl Marx.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yes.
Did you read his book?
I read some of it.
The Communist Manifesto.
I have a really hard time with the style of writing and philosophy.
Okay.
Any other philosophers besides Marx that you can remember?
No.
I can't.
Shop an hour.
No, not my thing.
Okay.
I can tell you about cool boats I had to look at in my art class.
Cool boats?
Yeah, that's fun.
You're in college, right?
No, no.
You're in nursing school?
Nursing school.
You're in college, right?
What did you just take?
Addictive disorder studies is my major.
Sorry, what is it?
Could you repeat that?
Addictive disorder studies is my major.
And what classes have you taken?
I took pharmacology and ADS R101.
Any like electoral, what's it called?
The general classes or whatever?
Yeah, in English.
But I'm also a half-time student.
Okay.
Huh.
Okay.
If I were to ask you, what was the of you can pick any of the disciplines that you were studying this past semester or quarter?
What's like one big takeaway that you could relay to us that you learned about?
I think all of it is interesting.
I think that everybody should know about Narcan and how to use it.
It's a little nasal sprayer and injection that can reverse an opioid overdose.
And it's really easy to get and you can get it for free a lot of places.
This is something that you learned in one of your classes.
Yes.
Harm reduction resources is a big part of my major.
And Narcan is something that can save people's lives and has saved people's lives and even has saved the lives of friends that I have in my life.
So I think it's very important.
I always carry it.
I keep it in my car.
I think it's something everybody should know about.
Okay.
And then you're in college.
What are you studying again, sir?
Marketing.
Marketing.
What classes did you take?
Like geology, philosophy, like English, math.
All right.
Of all the classes you took, relay to us one thing that you learned.
One big takeaway.
One big takeaway: college is useless.
That's my big takeaway.
W?
You don't need college.
Like, I might drop it.
Have you seen the teacher parking lot?
Like, have you seen, like, one, like, sport car or anything like that?
Like, no.
They're all like Toyotas and Hondas.
Well, I mean, that wouldn't be my primary criticism of college, the cars in which the professors drive.
But, I mean, you do raise an interesting thought, though, is a lot of the teachers, well, like the business teachers, what's that saying?
Those who can't do teach.
So it's like, at least as it relates to like marketing and business and these sorts of disciplines, a lot of them were not particularly successful in the private sector.
So they're teaching.
You know, they're teaching.
Exactly.
Not always the case, but okay, relationship status.
What's your current relationship status?
I'm talking to somebody.
Okay, so not single?
Would you consider yourself single?
Yes, but I am being, I'm exclusive with this person.
We're just starting out.
So technically, yeah, but I'll act like that.
You're not boyfriend, girlfriend.
Not officially, no.
But, okay, how about this?
If some really hot guy approached you and hit on you, what would you like?
Would you pump the brakes on him?
I think I would.
I really do like the guy that's too.
You like the guy?
Okay.
Okay, so talking stage, I guess.
How long have you been seeing him?
It's been about a month and a half.
1.5 months.
Longest relationship?
Almost three years.
Three years.
All right.
Okay.
Three-year relationship.
Who broke up with who?
I broke up with him.
All right.
Okay.
What about you?
I'm in a relationship.
For how long?
Almost a year.
What's the longest relationship you've ever been in?
Like two and a half years.
Two and a half years.
Who broke up with who?
I broke up with them.
Broke up with him.
Why is that?
Because I did not have great taste in men as a teenager, and it was not a very healthy situation.
Okay.
Yeah.
In what ways was it not healthy?
They were abusive and they used drugs.
When you say they, were they non-binary?
Oh, no.
Like he.
He, okay.
Okay.
Orientation.
Huh?
Oh, what's your orientation?
Are you straight?
Bisexual?
Okay.
Orientation?
I consider myself pansexual.
What's that?
I like pots and pants.
No, I'm just kidding.
It's basically like bisexual, but it's considered to be a little bit more expansive.
It's kind of, they're both interchangeable.
Okay, so you'll date trans people, essentially, and men and women.
I haven't.
I've only dated men as far as experience, but I think I've found myself attracted to transgender people and women.
Okay, attracted to them, but you've not been intimate or dated somebody of the a woman or somebody who's trans.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Have been for a minute.
How long?
Like two, three years, somewhere around there.
Two to three years.
All right.
Longest relationship?
I think again, like two to three years.
Honestly, they all kind of call it.
It's a blur.
Everything's a blur.
Who broke up with who?
I broke up with him.
All right.
No guys in the picture.
No, I mean, they're obviously nice guys all the time, but nobody.
No, nice guys.
All the time.
Okay.
But nobody that.
No, I don't call anybody my boyfriend or anything.
Okay.
What about you?
I'm single.
How long have you been single?
For three years.
Three years.
Longest relationship?
Two and a half.
Is that the one that ended three years ago?
Yeah.
And that was like super serious.
I was about to get like marriage.
You guys were engaged or?
Almost.
It was serious.
It was super serious.
Who broke up with who?
I did.
Why?
Oh my God.
It's a long story, but pretty much he was Japanese, so he was Japanese-Brazilian.
You broke up with him because he was Japanese.
No, no, what the fuck?
No, I'm not trying to say, no, I'm just saying like, you know, like the context.
You need to know the context.
He was studying.
Wait, he wasn't.
He was Jap.
Like, he wasn't Japanese-American.
He was Japanese.
He was Japanese-Brazilian.
From Japan.
Slash.
Brazilian.
Wait.
From Brazil or from Japan?
Okay, so probably from Brazil.
No.
Because a lot of Japanese people moved to Brazil, I believe.
Like a long time ago.
So dad is full Japanese, mom, Brazilian, Japanese, but she was born in Japan.
Her grandparents, like or grandma, immigrated from Brazil to Japan.
Makes sense.
Yeah.
So he's Japanese.
But okay, what's that have to do, I guess, with the he basically, I left him with so much story, backstory to tell, but to sum of it, sum it up all up.
Like he physically abused me.
When I went to Japan, so he got deported.
He was studying abroad here.
He got deported.
Deported?
He got deported.
Like.
I don't.
So was he an illegal immigrant?
So he was a student here.
He was.
But he didn't have citizenship here, I'm assuming.
He didn't have citizenship.
He had like the student visa and he needed to go back to his country for his sister's wedding.
When he came back, he wasn't answering none of my calls and wasn't texting, nothing.
I called the flight, and they basically said there's a plane that's from LA going back to Japan to Tokyo.
And I'm like, why?
She's like, or they were like saying, basically, oh, they have insufficient papers, like stuff like that.
And then later that night, he basically calls me and he's like, I'm going back to Japan.
Like, I'm sorry.
And he wanted me to move to Japan.
I'm like, you got to propose for me to live Japan because I've been to Japan two times.
It's fun visiting there, but living there, it's not my cup of tea.
I felt lonely.
I felt like miserable.
I didn't have friends because a lot of like I did have Japanese friends in Tokyo, but a lot of them were busy.
I had to like make plans a month in advance.
Maybe they'll see you.
But that's besides the point.
The second time that I went to Japan, I stayed there for one month because I wanted to see how it's living there.
And we went to meet his friend.
His friend is Australian.
He's super tall.
Like, basically, in Japan, a lot of people, like, Japanese people.
What did he do?
So, whatever.
He was physically abusive, you said?
Okay, so basically, he physically abused me in the train.
He literally beat you up or what happened?
So, he got there.
He had an umbrella.
He threw it across outside the train station.
People were watching.
He started punching me here.
He started biting my arm and punching, punching, punching.
And people did not do anything.
They're just staring.
And let me tell you, in that area, there's no tourist.
It's pure Japanese.
Pretty much they don't like, they don't want to involve themselves, basically.
And after that, I went back to LA and I found out he was cheating on me.
And keep in mind, I met the parents.
Meeting the parents in Japan basically means like it's super serious.
but like you know he wants yeah can you provide a bit of so look just to be clear yeah Yeah.
It's never acceptable to lay your hands on anybody, but can you provide a bit of context?
Like, was there an argument or something?
Like, I'm just trying to understand.
Like, was this like he had a psychotic break and he just started whooping you or what happened?
So I was going to get to the story that we went to his friend's house.
He was foreigner.
So we call him Gaiji, foreigner.
And he was dating a Japanese girl during that time.
They were together.
And then once the dinner was over, we went outside and it was pouring rain.
I had my extensions.
Like extensions cost really expensive.
They're like $600.
And I didn't want to get ruined.
And in Japan, it's summertime, super humid, rains a lot.
It's nothing compared to in America, LA.
And so the friend had a big umbrella.
So I was under his umbrella.
And my ex didn't have an umbrella.
He went to 7-Eleven.
He bought one and he was in the back.
And I told the homie, I'm like, hey, what's your friend do?
Like, your friend, like, why is he acting like that?
Oh, I don't know.
And then that's when he literally blew up on the train on me.
Like, why the fuck are you?
Like, why were you walking next to him?
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Pretty much standing next to his friend under the umbrella.
I did not do anything.
Okay, so he was jealous.
He was basically jealous.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, physical violence.
Physical.
Definitely perfectly justified reason to end a relationship.
What about you?
I have a boyfriend.
Okay.
How long?
Not long.
We just got together.
Like a few days ago.
How long have you known him?
Like a month.
One month.
Okay.
Were you friends before or no?
How did you meet?
Literally Tinder.
Tinder.
Okay.
Whoa. Okay. All right.
I mean, look, people meet online.
Is that funny?
I don't know.
It's funny to me.
I just went on Tinder because I was bored.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you met on Tinder.
Longest relationship you've ever had?
Nine months.
Nine months.
Who broke up with who?
Me.
I broke up with him.
Why's that?
Because he was an asshole.
He was a jerk.
He agreed with me that he was an asshole.
He agreed with you.
Got it.
Okay, what about you?
It's a little complicated.
Complicated.
How so?
I don't know.
I just feel like I'm a free agent.
So.
Okay, so there is a guy in the picture, but you guys aren't anything.
Yeah.
More than one guy in the picture.
Multiple guys in the picture.
A harem in the picture.
A multitude.
How many guys in the picture?
A hundred?
How many guys in the picture?
Probably none, honestly.
Well, you have a roster, right?
Oh, yeah.
Who does that?
Okay, how big's the roster?
Oh, um, you know, like one or two hundred.
That's a joke, by the way.
Yeah, but like, uh, what?
You seen a couple of double digits.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's double digit, you're about to say, yes, that's what is that, 10, 20, 30, 40?
Um, any of those.
Yeah, but what is it actually?
Well, um, you know, like, probably like, starts with a three.
So your roster's in the 30s.
Yep.
Actual, not like troll answer, like legit.
Legit.
That's my final answer.
Okay, so, but you're not sleeping with all those guys, I'm assuming.
At the same time?
Well, not an orgy.
No.
But.
No.
I wish.
Some of them you're dating.
No.
Casually.
No, I'm not.
I'm a free agent.
What does that mean?
But I'm just, I do what I want.
Like a mercenary.
Yeah, that's me.
You do what you want.
Yeah.
Sell sword.
Yeah.
But they all know.
I'm not, you know, I'm not twisting words.
I say it like it is.
So of any of these guys who you are free agenting with, what's the longest period of time of a guy who you're currently seeing that you've been hanging out with?
Five years.
So it's been complicated with somebody for five years.
Yeah.
Okay.
What's the longest relationship you've ever been in?
It was also five years, so that seems to be my number.
Who broke up with who?
I did.
Okay.
The five-year, it's complicated guy.
At any point, have you guys been boyfriend, girlfriend?
Yeah, for like a couple years.
Okay.
Has it been on again, off again?
Yeah.
More than that.
How many times has it been on again, off again?
Not that many.
I'd say like three breakups.
Yeah.
Okay.
Who initiates the breakups?
Me?
Do you go back to him?
Yeah.
Like you try to get back with him?
No.
Oh, he tries to get back with you and you get back with him.
Yeah, pretty much.
Okay.
What's the reasons typically for the breakups?
I feel like it's, I am a very hardworking person.
So if somebody else doesn't step up to my level of hard work, I don't even care what you do.
Just do something.
So if you're not stepping up, if you have an ounce of lazy in you, you're out of here.
Quick question just unrelated to this.
Okay.
Are your glasses, are they prescription?
They are.
I'm actually blind as hell.
Very.
What about yours?
Prescription?
Prescription?
Are they really?
I don't need them though.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
If you don't need.
I can take them off, but I won't be able to see you.
It's so good.
That's probably for the best.
Is it glare?
There's a bit of glare.
There's a bit of glare.
Yeah, I'll take them off.
If you need them, just leave them on the table next to you.
That's fine.
It's okay.
I need to see.
Yeah.
Am I supposed to offer to take off my glasses?
I mean, you can leave them on if you want to, but if you don't really need them, you can take them off.
Okay, so, okay, it's complicated.
You've been seeing this guy for five years.
Is he dating other women?
No.
He's exclusive to you.
But you're dealing with others.
I'm honest.
I'm honest.
I tell them how it is.
Wait, so tell me, okay, pretend I'm a new addition to your roster of 50.
Okay, yeah.
Roster of 30 or whatever.
I'm number 37.
Okay.
Lovely.
So when you say that you're honest with him, let's roleplay it.
Hi.
Leia?
Leah?
Yeah.
Hi, Leah.
You're really swell.
I would like to date you.
Thank you, sir.
I don't really date.
I think we should keep it casual.
How many other men are you currently having sexual intercourse with?
Well, it depends at that time.
Like, I don't like right now.
I met with 30 people at a time.
That's been over the course of years.
Well, what's the I don't have time for all that?
Yeah, 30 is too much.
That is very much too much.
I thought we were talking over the years.
No, no, right now.
Oh, right now.
Right now, how many people have you got?
Oh, my gosh.
Everyone just thought I was being 30 men right now.
Oh, wow.
Okay, I thought you meant my roster.
Okay, let's backtrack here for a second.
All right.
I mean, right now in this moment, I'm going to have to say zero.
That's it's a very big gap.
I know, I know.
It sounds unrealistic, but I'm moving, and again, I don't have time.
I'm selling horses.
I'm too busy.
So, okay.
And it's winter.
I'm hibernating right now.
But okay, there have been periods.
Would you say it's fair to say there have been periods where you have had, I'm not saying you'd sleep with all of them, but you've had multiple guys in the picture at the same time.
Yes.
Yes.
Not that.
Maybe you're dating, you know.
I'm not saying you're sleeping with them.
But so, like, when you say you're open with the people that you are dating, and I'm assuming maybe you are sleeping with at least one of them, perhaps at a different point in time.
What are you, when you say you're open with them, what do you tell them?
I just say, listen, we're, again, going to keep this casual.
I'm seeing other people.
You should too.
So you don't get, you know, the wrong idea.
Okay.
That's pretty reasonable.
Right?
Yeah.
But do you tell them, like, hey, by the way, like.
I feel like you have to.
No, well, you tell them that, but do you give them more details?
The number?
Are they having to do that?
No, but are you like, all right, if Brad wants to see you on Friday, are you like, oh, just BTW?
Like, I hooked up with Jerry.
With Jerry, Seinfeld on Wednesday, maybe give it another day.
I don't know if I go that in depth.
You won't tell them that, okay?
Not exactly.
But you do tell them.
Yeah.
You do tell them, I'm seeing other people.
Yes.
Okay.
And they're fine with that.
The guys are cool with that.
If they're not, then they gotta move on.
Well, of course, but some guys are okay with that.
Actually, I would say 99.9% are.
And do you think they're also seeing other women too?
I would hope so.
A good amount of them.
Yeah.
We're talking clean, though, here.
We're staying clean.
I don't mean to sound like a pick-me, but like, I've genuinely never had a roster.
What is like, when you say roster, do you mean just like guys that you can like hit up at any time and talk to them?
Or are you, I get that part, but are you sexually active with the X amount of men at this?
Obviously not like in a group, but at the same time.
No, I've actually never done that.
So, okay.
So it's like, yeah.
And it's not like, it's not gross.
It's like, okay, like one month, I'll.
Okay, okay.
It's not like, oh my God, like, let me call at 9.05.
I'm going to call Greg.
Okay.
Six.
Like, it's getting out of hand.
I'm not gross people, okay?
Okay.
What about you?
Relationship status?
Like a talking stage.
Like, no one has made it official yet, so.
How long have...
Like, before this year ends.
So, like, two months, three months.
All right.
Longest relationship?
Like serious, serious?
Like, does high school count?
Like, I feel like well, I guess longest period of time you've been involved with any guy, whether it was serious or not.
Maybe like a year.
One year.
All right.
Also, you're Christian, correct?
I am.
What denomination?
Like, Christian?
I'm like Orthodox.
You're Orthodox Christian.
Yeah, but like I don't really Eastern Orthodox?
Yeah.
Do you go to church?
I do.
Do you go to the liturgy?
I do.
Okay.
Every weekend, or um, I try.
I mean, I'm not like the best at it, but yeah, I try.
I, you were about to say something, and I slightly cut you off.
Do you recall what you were gonna say?
Oh, um, I'm like, just like Christian, like, I don't be like, oh my god, I'm Orthodox, like, I'm just like, I just believe in God.
Well, Orthodox is really specific, but when you do go to church, you go to a Orthodox church, yeah, or just a regular, like, Christian church, I guess.
I think you wouldn't, wouldn't you know?
Um, or like, oh, at least if you're Orthodox, I think you would know.
Yeah, so do you go to a Catholic church?
You go to a Protestant church, you go to a non-denominational church or like Sundays.
I go to like an Orthodox church, but like I go to like youth groups at like youth groups, yeah, that are okay, they're not like strictly Orthodox, yeah, no, uh, but the church you go to, do you go with your parents?
Yeah, because we're Egyptian, so like it's actually runs in the culture.
Okay, were you born in Egypt?
No, but your parents were born in Egypt, uh, yes, okay, interesting.
Have you been to Egypt?
I have Cairo, yeah.
How'd you guess?
Well, I mean, it's the capital, but yeah, uh, do you like how many times have you been to Egypt?
Like three times, not like a like four, like over the summer, so like you'd spend a summer there, like a couple months.
Oh, wow, okay.
Uh, but we don't like stay in Cairo, we go to like the beaches because yeah, I've heard um have you enjoyed have you like liked being in Egypt?
Yeah, I mean, like I've heard some not so great things.
That's why we go to like the beaches, like the place where like tourists go because you don't want to be a tourist in like a place where like tourists, tourists aren't meant to be, I guess.
Yeah, no, I don't know.
Especially as a Christian, low-key, like they shoot on site, shoot on site if you're a Christian, it's like in some parts, it's like deep, like oh, because it's Egypt is a Muslim country, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
I've heard some not so like for regardless of your religion, I've heard some in general, yeah, like traveling there, tourists, it's not the spot, not the spot, but um, what about you?
I'm married, married.
How long have you been married for?
Uh, I got married in 2020, 2023, so like three years, yes, right?
How long were you with him, total?
Uh, together, we've been seven years, seven years, longest relationship, seven years, this is, yeah, have you been married before?
No, I have not.
Any kids?
Nope, okay, planning to have kids at some point, some point, at some point, yeah, just more established in the career, maybe, or okay, what about you?
Um, I think we just had our two-year anniversary, but yeah, I'm in a relationship.
Two years, is that your longest?
Yes, all right, two years.
All right, that's everybody's relationship status.
Uh, hold on, uh, let me we're gonna get into our first thing here.
Uh, first couple notes here.
Um, where do I begin?
I was gonna begin with our good friend in chair one, but I think she she stepped away to the bathroom.
So, we're going to oh, she's coming back.
Oh, is she coming back?
I guess she's coming back.
She is back.
Um, let's see here.
Um, okay, I guess we'll start with you then.
All right, so, uh, okay, in your, I think it's your Instagram, you described yourself as a Gemini sun, a Taurus moon, and a cancer rising.
Yes, what can you lower the volume to like 80?
Uh, what does that mean?
It's just an astrological thing.
So, your sun is where the sun was.
Like, when you asked her if she was a Taurus or not, that's what your sun sign is.
Okay.
Your moon is where the moon was at the time of your birth.
And your rising, I actually did some research because I was curious what that meant.
Is what astrological sign was rising over the eastern horizon at the time of your birth.
And I think astrology is fun.
I think it's been practiced across multiple cultures for thousands of years.
The, I guess, analysis that I have is more Western astrology.
So you could argue that it's less accurate.
I think it's just fun.
You can do like little personality analyses based off of it.
Okay.
And you also write, you're a spiritual gal and aspiring advocate.
Yes.
What do you advocate for?
Human rights.
Human rights.
Okay.
You also describe yourself as an activist on your podcast page.
You're a leftist.
Yeah.
A feminist.
Are you a socialist or Marxist or communist, I guess?
I have described myself on this podcast previously as a communist.
Okay.
I still have similar, like whenever I dream of this utopia, I don't see it with there being money involved.
Just like whenever you imagine like heaven, there's no money, there's no like job.
Okay.
It would look different.
Socialism, as Marx put it, I believe, socialism would be kind of a step to communism.
Communism would probably be the closest way for me to describe what my utopia would look like, my perfect society.
So I guess you could call me a communist.
So you're anti-capitalist.
I am anti-capitalist.
Yeah.
You work at a strip club.
Yep.
Do you engage in capitalism at the strip club?
I engage in capitalism outside of the strip club.
It's a fundamental.
Yeah, you have to.
Exactly.
But there could be circumstances in which beyond just providing for your sort of basic necessity needs, like, couldn't you maybe give a discount?
Like, do you give strip club coupons or discounts?
No.
Like, you, at the strip club, you try to maximize your profits.
Yes.
Now, even in a capitalist system, you could still not strictly aim to maximize profits.
Like, you could strike some sort of balance between being able to provide for yourself, but also, you know, not maximizing profits.
Like, landlords can still, landlords don't need to charge exorbitant rents.
And maybe they might prioritize, like, I want to secure a really good tenant, and I can do this perhaps if, or they keep an existing tenant, they don't raise the prices on them because they're a really good tenant, even though they could maximize profits by raising the rent, maybe the tenant stays, maybe they go.
But so why don't you practice it to some degrees?
I'm not expecting you to like fucking live on the street, but you could give a bit of leeway at the strip club.
Like give a little bit of a discount at the strip club as a show of your worldview and ideology.
Yeah, I think I would consider it for like more regular customers.
At most of the strip clubs that I've worked at, we don't get to choose our own prices.
I actually just recently started working at a club where you do get to choose your own prices.
The club will charge you a certain amount for the room, so like 15 minutes, 30 minutes, an hour, or like per song, they charge you, and then you kind of charge from there.
Right now, we do have a there is a set amount on the song dances, so I have to charge 30.
I have to specifically say $30 a song and then plus a tip.
Yeah, I'm stricter the more the cheaper the dance is.
Like for the songs, I have to keep my shoes on, I keep my clothes on, I have to dance with my shoes on, and it's pretty uncomfortable.
So I try to maximize there.
If they're buying a whole bunch of songs in bulk and I can kind of get a little bit more comfortable in the dance, I am fine with a little bit less of a tip because, you know, buy more.
In a communist society, there wouldn't be strip clubs, correct?
I don't know.
I have thought about that.
I don't know.
Ideally, men wouldn't objectify women in such a way that would create the necessity for strip clubs, but also like prostitution and sex work in general are, I think, the oldest standing professions.
Well, I don't think it would, like in the application of communism, I don't think that sex work would exist.
Maybe not.
Because my understanding from a communist perspective is that sex work is viewed as a capitalist decadence.
Yeah.
It's there would be no need for sex work in a communist society.
Because you would have, I guess, in this utopia, this communist utopia, you would have all your basic needs covered, so people wouldn't want to be sex workers as often.
Now, there's some people that do enjoy it, like the dominatrixes and stuff like that, which is, you know, cool in your own grill.
It's not my type of thing.
So there'd be private.
But would a dominatrix charge for that?
Well, how would you, I don't know, in a communist.
There's no private business in communists.
So they just do dominatrixing for free, I guess.
For fun, yeah, I guess.
For funsies.
For funsies.
Well, I mean, I would dispute that you said sex work, prostitution is the earliest profession.
I believe either fishing or agriculture would be probably the earliest profession.
Could be.
And then maybe shortly thereafter, here's a fish, give me some pussy.
That could be like a trade barter thing.
Shortly thereafter.
You could strip while you fish.
Yeah, true.
I wouldn't.
Yeah, I suppose you could.
If somebody pays you like, I don't know, 30, and then another guy pays you $1,000 for like a private room.
Do you give them two separate things?
If they're paying for the same room, so the $30 a song is for like a specific couch room.
Right, right.
That's what I'm saying.
Like one guy pays you $30, another guy pays you $1,000.
Yeah.
Those are the prices.
You give them two different things, right?
Technically.
You're a bad communist.
You're a horrible communist.
It's a strip club situation.
I guess moving on.
I'm an employee.
Moving it on a little bit.
We won't linger too long on this topic, but in a communist civilization society, there are things in the society that need to be done, right?
Like, for example, can you think of a job, even in a capitalist society, that is viewed as undesirable?
Absolutely.
Like perhaps waste management, so garbage men, garbage collectors, or people that go into sewers or dirty jobs, right?
Yeah.
How would you have who would do these jobs in a communist utopia?
I love this question.
It's because it's like the most asked question whenever you're talking about communism.
Yeah, who would do those jobs?
So I guess it depends on if there's like a base living wage where we're still getting quantifiable income for the labor that we provide, or if there's no wages.
We'll go with the no wages option just because that's a little bit more of a complex argument, I would say.
No wages.
We all mutually meet each other's needs.
So we would be living in smaller communities.
There would be no like national corporation overhead leading the waste management.
So it would be on a small scale, individual.
Studies have shown.
Question for you, though.
Of the existing housing stock that we have, how would we, obviously there's more desirable geographic locations.
Southern California, very desirable location to live.
Indiana, not so much.
If I guess everybody's equal in this circumstance, like how would do we just demolish our existing housing stock?
Not necessarily.
So who gets to keep, who gets to stay in the mansions?
Mansions is a different one.
I think mansions, preferably in a utopia, would be more shared in communal spaces.
So like groups and big families that want to live together, I think that would be a good way to distribute the mansions.
Desirable locations, so like really cold versus really hot, you know, stuff like that.
One part of that is people already live in those areas and are choosing to live in those areas.
Now you could argue that they're living in those areas because they can't afford to live in a place like Santa Barbara or something or Southern California, something like that.
It is real expensive out this way.
But like for me from North Carolina, where it's a lot more affordable to live, I wouldn't live anywhere else.
I love it there.
So I think a lot of the times that's going to be the case is where people want to be able to stay where they're at.
Addressing the issue of people relocating, it would just depend on how we're getting everything done.
If we need more of that undesirable labor to get done, that could be an incentive for either staying or leaving an area.
Okay, but I think part of the reason that people might remain in less desirable geographic locations in the United States, I agree with you that some people are kind of, what would be the right word, perhaps content with living in these areas, but some people do so out of economic necessity.
I'm confident if, for example, I don't know what the exact number would be, maybe it's half.
If we were to, all the people that live in like super cold regions in the United States, I guess some people like that.
I'm not going to dispute that.
If we were to offer them a transportation totally free to Southern California, and if we were to offer them free housing and food in California, I'm confident you would see large swaths of the United States population who live in colder regions or less desirable geographic regions.
It doesn't even have to be California.
It could be Florida.
It could be other parts, more desirable geographic locations.
So I guess do we just completely abandon the existing housing stock in sort of middle of America?
Maybe not completely abandon.
I would say repurpose and reuse those already constructed buildings.
And then what do we do with like the massive influx of people who would move to like say California or Florida?
If there was a governing body over this geographical region, I like to imagine like an ethics council that would govern areas little by little.
So this ethics council rules over this area.
I would say it would be part of their ethical considerations to consider the geographical limitations of these areas.
So if there's only so much land that can be used, it would be unethical to bring more people in because then it would lead to unsafe housing conditions.
What if people don't consent to communism?
Like you realize that there are capitalists in society that would fight against communism.
It depends on how the transition goes.
So like, let me give you an example.
So Santa Barbara, the area we're currently in, there's an area of Santa Barbara called Montecito, which is obscenely wealthy.
It's one of the wealthiest parts of the entire country.
Oprah Winfrey lives there.
A bunch of other celebrities live there.
What's stopping me once we descend into a communist society?
Well, I want to live in Oprah Winfrey's house now.
She doesn't want other people to live in her house.
But what's stopping me and a band of ragtag Santa Barbara people from just taking her house?
Or does she, it's not her house anymore, right?
Whose house is it?
I guess, yeah, there's no personal, there's less personal property.
Is there a state?
That would, like I said, depend on the way that we transition into that.
So like I said, it would, in a peaceful, in the peaceful way of going into communism, I guess we would go through socialism, have universal basic income, basic needs all met through income, through making sure that we have the income that we need.
And then we would eventually, I guess, get to a point where we wouldn't need the income.
So at that point, maybe everybody would agree to no longer have income.
there's no private ownership of property right is that i think my foot my personal focus is less on like private ownership of property and like more like corporations billionaires like the massive scale so like but can i own do i own a house Is a house mine under communism?
I think I would say ideally yes, in the way that that house is your access to safety and shelter.
Yeah, safety, you know, what a house naturally provides, safety, shelter, and comfort for you to develop your family.
That would be, I would consider a basic human right.
But are we all equal under communism?
Equal is a strong word for me.
But so why does Oprah get that house and I'm living not only?
I don't think Oprah does get that house.
I don't think so.
She gets kicked out of her house?
I would argue, yes.
Does she get the guillotine as a capitalist?
That's not for me to decide.
Would you like to see capitalists guillotined?
That's a controversial question.
Why is that controversial?
Well, if I were to want to be a politician one day with my political science degree, I don't want to be on the interweb saying, yes, Jeff Bezos should get guillotined.
That would be, and now we're going to clip it and it's going to go crazy.
Well, yeah, I mean, I mean, is that your position?
I wish that there was a way for all of us to live peacefully together without there having to be guillotines.
I'm sorry.
But do you think the world would be more peaceful if we were to guillotine?
Whoa, I didn't know that.
Wait, so are you okay?
Are you okay with offing people because of their political or financial perspectives?
Political?
No.
Wait, wait, wait.
So hold on.
Sorry, do you want to continue answering your question?
Real quick.
Political, no.
It depends on the steps that we're taking and that we've already taken.
Like if we're in a revolution and we're trying to take over the world, somebody could get to Elon Musk and take over his house.
You're saying guillotine, which is inherently like a state authoritarian thing.
It's not like an individual doing something to another individual.
Well, the collective people could guillotine them.
That's what I mean.
Like, it's a large body of people typically in charge or that have revolted that are doing it.
And typically, it's against somebody who has a different political leaning because they're capitalists, right?
So, are you okay with offing capitalists?
I no.
Well, you just said we should guillotine Jeff Bezos.
I said that I would be okay if somebody else didn't.
I wouldn't be sad about it.
That is the exact same thing.
You wouldn't hold Jeff Bezos down, but you would be in the crowd cheering.
I wish that there was a peaceful way to go about things.
And I hope that there is a peaceful way to go about things.
A peaceful way to guillotine people.
No, not to guillotine people, just to have to cultivate a kinder society.
How did Stalin and Mao go about their communist killing millions of people?
But those millions of people were not, I assume, were not the wealthy.
No, they weren't.
Question: How much do you do you have any savings?
First, for my upcoming tuition, yeah, I have a couple thousand in savings.
Do you have any crypto?
Yeah.
But you have, what, maybe $10,000 in savings, less?
Way less.
Less.
Okay.
I don't know exactly where I'll know where that puts you on a global scale.
Well, I guess kind of my issue here a little bit is you may be in the 1% globally.
So what happens when like third worlders view you as the 1% and come for you with the guillotine?
I would hope not.
I try to advocate for everybody and be kind to everybody.
I'll smile at everybody.
You're a 1%er.
They don't care.
You're going to get the guillotine.
I would really doubt that I'm a 1%er.
Like you are.
If you drove here, you flew here.
Globally?
You know?
You might be in the 1% globally.
No, I don't think that.
If you have a few thousand dollars in savings, you might be 1% globally.
Maybe.
Think about it.
You got to think there's like what 1.4 billion people in India and like 1.39 of those people, whatever, they don't have the equivalent of $1,000 in savings.
So globally, I mean, I don't know.
You kind of seem like a bit of a capitalist hoarder over here.
I'm about to spend it all on tuition.
I don't even have my full semester's tuition right now.
That's your own thing, though.
You're not spending it on other people.
Would you like to see a hegemonic worldwide communist system?
I don't know what hegemonic means.
Okay, let's forget that.
Would you like to see communism worldwide?
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, so like worldwide, you're in the top 1%.
You have massive amounts of privilege.
You live in the United States.
Blonde white woman.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So when we, under a communist system, I don't know if a bunch of people would want to geographically relocate to the United States if we've completely done away with the, you know, because a lot of people come to the United States for economic opportunity.
Would you.
I'm pretty sure they're going to kill you, though.
I don't know.
Like in your communist, I think they're coming for you too.
Maybe, but I hope not.
I try to use my privilege the best that I can and advocate the best that I can.
And I'm not doing everything that I could for sure.
And I have a lot of privilege.
I'll be the first person to say that, is I do have a lot of privilege.
But like I said, I just hope the best for everybody.
I hope that we can live in a peaceful world.
And if I am at the cost of that, if my life is the cost of that, then that's what I'm saying.
What about Elon Musk?
If his life is the cost, I really don't like that guy.
Yeah.
Does that justify him?
No.
How about this?
Should Elon Musk, with all his vast wealth, most of which is tied up in stocks and his businesses, but should he get the guillotine?
No.
Why Jeff Bezos, though?
You said Jeff Bezos should get the Nazi.
Now that I think about it.
Okay, let me reflect.
No, ethically, they should not get the guillotine.
Where's the butt?
Give us the butt.
They should redistribute their wealth.
They should redistribute their resources.
Also, I saw on your blue sky, you have some thoughts on Elon Musk.
Can you stop making that noise, please?
Yeah, I don't like him either.
Yeah, you said Elon Musk is a what?
Oh, God, I don't use blue sky that much.
I don't remember what I said.
You said he was a Nazi.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, he's a Nazi.
He did the Nazi salute.
And my whole family is Jewish.
They came over during the Holocaust.
And it's something that, even if that's not how it was intended, that's how it comes across.
Can I show you a video?
By the way, Mamdani?
Yeah.
Like, you know, New York how he.
Are you a fan of Mamdani?
Zoro?
I don't really know that much about him.
I haven't been following it that closely.
Well, he ran for mayor of New York.
Yeah.
Can I show you a video of his, Nick?
The first one, please.
So this is his acceptance speech.
Go ahead and play it.
Oh, my God.
It's a Nazi salute.
Wait, wait.
Can we play the video, please?
Wait.
And then play it.
So just want to be clear.
Can you tell us, is that a Nazi salute that Democrat just did?
I mean, I guess so.
Is that a Nazi salute, though?
Yeah, but you think he was trying to do a Nazi salute?
No, but I think Elon has also shared a lot of takes that, you know, give backing to calling him a Nazi.
He allows a lot of hateful speech and rhetoric, and he promotes it.
What has he said that's Nazi-esque?
I mean, I don't go on Twitter, but I know that it is very full of that.
And I've seen stuff, you know, retweeted and shared by him.
I don't have direct quotes for you because I honestly don't read that much of it.
So free speech is Nazi-esque?
I mean, if you're being like a Nazi, then free speech is being a Nazi.
What is a Nazi?
A Nazi?
It's someone who's anti-Semitic, you know, the people who killed the Jews.
Weren't they socialists?
Aren't they the National Socialist Party?
I have no clue.
Solid.
10 out of 10.
We're talking about Nazis.
We don't even know who they are.
Let me do that.
Let's do this.
So do you think Elon Musk is a Nazi?
Do you agree with her?
I think he did do the Nazi salute.
Okay, for you two.
I do not.
Pull up the video again really quick.
Let's just pull up the other one.
The other one, both videos, because it shows both.
All right, so we're going to play these.
Go ahead, play.
No audio.
I've turned off.
Okay, so much about the light with it, though.
To me, it seems like he's just giving like a brocist.
Aggressive.
There's also like 10 other videos of a million other Democrat politicians that have done this.
To me, he's not doing the Nazi salute.
That does not look like.
Y'all don't see the difference.
Well, there's a difference, obviously.
Like they're going through the motion a little bit differently, but the final ending gesture is pretty much Ellen does it quicker.
But I don't know.
I'll grant you Ellen moves quicker.
Besides that, the actual gesture is the exact same.
You're going to have...
Zoban had his hand up, like more like a wave.
Elon was very much diagonal.
Here, show us how he did it.
Show us how Zoe ran.
No, how about this?
So don't show us, because you think Elon Musk did the Nazi salute.
I want, here, show the Zoron one again.
Yeah.
Watch that, that wrist to ankle.
So question for you.
If Mamdani, here.
That's very strange.
Start from the beginning, please.
Yo.
It's like a Roblox hand.
Yup.
Oh, that's straight.
Oh, look at that.
It's just so strange.
Just like that.
Here, watch, watch, watch.
Look at the English.
Watch it three times.
Look at the English.
And I want you to do it.
Go ahead, do it.
That's literally...
No, do his motion.
Wait.
No, do the motion.
Do the motion that he's doing.
I'm technically German.
Look, look.
Do so.
That was a beautiful.
Straight arm.
No, his arm is not bent.
Go ahead, do it.
Do it more straight.
Do it how to get it.
Wait, if he didn't, hold on, hold on, hold on.
If he did not do a Nazi salute, then you should have no problem copying it.
All right.
Right?
I'm just saying.
Oh, she's.
It's easy.
Yeah.
No, the hand wasn't bent up that much.
I really.
All right, clip and shit, boys.
Yeah.
Fucking God.
We got Nazi, life in the flesh.
Yep.
Look, look, Elon Musk, I'm pretty sure he's autistic, right?
A little bit autistic.
The guy didn't do a Nazi salute.
Come on.
I think it's willful ignorance to say that he's not doing it when you can easily see what his rhetoric and stances have been on a multitude of issues.
And I don't think autism is an excuse for it at all.
There are plenty of autistic people who would never say or do that kind of behavior.
Can you give one speech?
Namely me, I am diagnosed with autism.
I've been diagnosed since 2023 and I would never do those.
Can you give one specific example of one policy that he gives that is Nazi-esque or something he has said that is Nazi-esque?
I mean, again, I don't have word for word, but he was backing Trump who's pushing fascist ideology.
What has Trump said or done that is Nazi-esque?
Well, he's a strong nationalist telling other people they need to get out of our country.
What is wrong with nationalism?
Nationalism is inherently wrong because it's saying that, oh, we, the white people here, are the superior people.
Everyone else can get out of here because we're in the United States.
He said Americans, not white people.
Yeah, are other countries allowed to be nationalists?
Brown Americans are getting deported.
They're not American.
They're illegal.
There are.
There have been rage baiting the liberal.
There have been legal immigrants here who have been deported.
You can look it up.
They've been arrested by accident and then taken, processed, realized that they're legal, released back.
Or if they have been arrested, it's also because they've been beating police officers, different things like that.
Okay, I don't get that.
It's the by accident part, but they're not exactly nice about it.
And I wouldn't be nice about it.
This is a lot of people.
They're only a recent.
Girl, what the fuck?
Anyway, they're taking over the country.
Anyways, with the interrupting, it's crazy.
What the, I'm sorry, excuse me.
The detainment centers.
Yes, the detainment centers.
There has been evidence that has recently come out that has shown torture and unfit conditions for these immigrants, whether they're illegal or not.
And it has also been shown that the majority of the people that are being held in these centers are non-violent criminals.
Are you talking about Seacot?
I'm talking about the detainment.
Yes, that one.
Seacott.
Yeah, these are murderous people that have killed, that have robbed, pillaged, raped.
Sorry, graped.
You're telling me that the people in Seacott are just brown people?
The people in the detainment centers.
No, I'm talking about CCOP because that report was made about Seacot.
Without interrupting.
Chill.
Go ahead.
Well, you interrupted her.
I'm just saying.
I'm good.
I'm not going to go into the rage bait with you.
I think you have your opinions and I have my opinions.
And that is that.
We're here to discuss our differences.
You're not going to get into the rage debate with her?
Yes.
I promise I'm not rage.
That was actually a big thing about my last podcast.
And especially Rachel.
Rachel, I love you, but she said that I'm like, I don't actually hold my beliefs.
I do.
I've faced a lot of monetary repercussions because of it.
So, I mean, I'm happy to debate this time.
I mean, I wouldn't debate with you because I agree with you, but yeah, I actually hold these beliefs.
I'm not just rage baiting.
Can I say something?
So you're saying like they're being treated like bad in these like centers, but at the end of the day, they committed a crime.
They were here illegally.
And I, okay, you're, you, I am Mexican.
I, my parents came here legally.
They went to the process.
And there's so many like people that come here that shouldn't be here that are illegal.
Like, we have too much people in this country.
Like, for example, you go to Japan, Korea, their migration, they're super strict.
They be asking why you're here, how long you're going to stay.
They're like a hawk on you.
If you overstay your visa, they kick you out immediately.
Mexico, Mexico.
Even Mexico.
Mexico, Mexicans don't want Americans there too.
If you see recently in the news, like Mexican, like Mexicans were like, get out, Americans.
We don't want you here.
Pretty much.
I'm a proud aboriginal American.
I'm an immigrant.
Or first-generation immigrant.
Let's rush.
Let's do this, though.
Okay, so well, we already talked about the Nazi stuff, I guess.
But so is it, I guess, both your positions that Elon Musk is a Nazi.
Is that correct?
That's your position.
I mean, I don't think he's going out fucking trying to kill Jews and stuff, but I think he is like doing actions that are Nazi-esque, yes.
Nazi.
I don't know if I made a word there, but like.
I'm not quarreling with you about that word.
I think it's fine.
And she was asking, can you point to something that I guess either Trump or Elon Musk has done that is Nazi-esque?
But we're not looking.
We don't need a verbatim quote if you get a word or two wrong.
You can even tell us the essence of what you think.
I told her.
No, but what is the essence of what Elon Musk or Donald Trump is doing that is Nazi-esque?
I think the way that they are treating immigrants in this country is exactly like Nazi Germany.
It's how it started.
Like my whole family comes from there.
My family was in the Holocaust, and they have said that it reminds them of exactly how the Holocaust started, and they're scared of where it's going.
Are they putting them into execution camps?
I mean, those detainment camps that they have them in are horrible.
There was a woman there who didn't get medical care at all, and she died because she was pregnant.
Can I ask you a question?
If I were to go to Israel without a visa, like and I overstayed my visa in Israel and I was deported from Israel, would Israel be acting in a Nazi-esque sort of way?
Well, I don't agree with the Israeli government at all either.
I think that they are also not great.
But sure, but I'm asking, would and you could replace Israel with any country, right?
You could replace with Japan if I you know, I go to Japan and I overstay my visa, but and I want to continue staying there.
So I think what they're doing to the Boston is Nazi-esque.
Okay, but I'm asking you if I get deported because I'm there illegally at that point if I get deported is the action that the government is taking through deporting me is that Nazi-esque behavior?
I think it's the part where they do it in mass.
It's not like they're just doing a few people.
They're rounding all these people up purposely hiking them down.
They're illegally.
But they're going they're going up to people just because they're brown.
Like let's go ahead.
You know what?
Let's just go ahead and for the sake of the argument, let's go ahead and say that's wrong.
Now, of the people that they do deport, are you okay with that?
No, I think that this place is supposed to be a land of opportunity.
It's supposed to be a melting pot.
I think that everyone should be working to support each other and help each other have a better life.
And I think people like that are escaping from a situation that's not necessarily good for the most part.
And a lot of them are searching for a better life here.
And that's what we're supposed to offer.
We're supposed to be the land of the free.
We're supposed to be this place where people can have their American dreams come true, you know?
Are we just the world's dumping ground for people?
Then we have to suffer for it.
Like we are the land of the free, but like not the criminals.
Yeah.
We should.
But they're not all criminals.
They're just here.
Are you okay with deporting the illegal or the criminals?
People that have if they're violent offenders, sure.
But the majority of them are not violent offenders.
Do you see?
They're just people working in the farms.
But you see, a lot of Americans want slave labor.
I want people to come to our country, but legal.
Wait, what?
I just got her to admit that she's okay with slave labor.
No, I'm saying I think that our farm workers are underpaid and treated unfairly.
And because they're illegals and they're paid under the book, if they were Americans, they would actually have to report these numbers and they would have to pay them fairly.
But I don't think that's right either.
I think we should be trying to do more to help everyone instead of trying to make people get to the bottom.
Where's the money to help everyone?
We have homeless vets laying on the banks.
Do you know how much money just fucking spent on a gold ballroom and you're saying we don't have enough money?
That was not through taxpayer money.
That was all through donations.
There's plenty of money that they spend on frivolous stuff that could be going to help the people who actually need it.
I agree.
Legal people, though.
Yeah, I would agree with one argument just being like, we can't even take care of the people who are already here.
I mean, we could.
We have the means to.
It's just not happening.
We're spending it too much on a million dollars.
Exactly.
That's why it's not happening.
That's not why.
That's not realistic.
So you got to think realistically.
Can I ask one more question?
Illegal immigrants contribute more to our social funds than they receive.
So they don't receive any labor.
Yeah, that's disputed.
There's massive amounts of dispute there as to the net economic benefit of illegal immigrants.
Massive amounts of dispute.
The benefit that they receive or benefit from?
I mean, it depends what framework you're looking at it from, but there's a lot of, there's different ways you can do an analysis on this.
And if you're accounting for certain things like, well, okay, we need to, you know, are you accounting for the a lot of these illegal immigrants?
They just go to the hospital for their medical treatment and then they never pay their hospital bill.
Are we accounting for that in the economic calculus of the net impact of illegal immigration?
And so your math on that would probably exclude things like that.
That is a fair argument.
Something that I did just write about in one of my final papers was the fact that deporting, now this is slightly separate, but deporting all of the immigrants or the majority of the immigrants in the United States would actually lead to between a four and six something percent decrease in the GDP,
which is similar as similar rates to that of that we saw that in the 2008 economic recession.
Is GDP the only metric that matters if you're doing an analysis of the prosperity of the nation?
No, and that's a silly question.
Well, but that's what you cited too.
You were like, well, the GDP would go down.
That's one thing.
Even if we grant that that's true and there's some dispute whether the GDP would actually go down, maybe it does, maybe it doesn't, or maybe it's not quite as severe as you say it would.
So?
So I think people would be willing to take a perhaps marginal economic hit if it meant that all illegal immigrants were deported from the United States.
Like, for example, in order for us to put murderers away, we have to have a robust criminal justice system.
We need to hire investigators and police officers to investigate murders.
And that costs money.
And it's expensive to go through the justice system and, you know, maybe they're trying to find the guy.
That can cost hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars.
That's very expensive.
I don't really care what the cost is, you know, as long as we get murderers justice.
Absolutely.
Right.
So in this case, I don't think when we're talking about wanting to deport illegal immigrants, I don't think people are solely focused on the economic impacts of illegal immigration.
I think they're thinking about other things too.
Also, does your analysis of the GDP, does it factor in, like, here's one example.
How many, do you know how many illegal immigrants are in the United States?
No, not off the top of my head.
I know that there's, no, no, I don't off the top of my head.
Let's say it's at least 10 million.
I think the numbers are higher.
Some people say 11 million.
Some people say it's in the 20s.
Some people say it's in the 20s and the 30s.
Who knows, right?
Okay.
It's definitely over 10 million.
Do you think all the illegal immigrants are homeless?
No.
They're living somewhere, right?
Well, how much do you spend on rent?
I spend $1,520.
Rent is expensive, isn't it?
Yeah, so these illegal immigrants, they're not homeless.
They're living somewhere.
That's housing stock that could otherwise be freed up for citizens.
So there's a lot of, you know, when we're doing this analysis, I'm sure that, well, the GDP would go down.
Okay, well, it's plausible that our rents might go down too if we free up like massive amounts of housing stock.
I have actually, I heard that in my urbanization class.
We talked about that, and that was the first thing that he, one of the first things that he said.
And that could be very much true that, or no, it would be true because you're increasing the supply of housing that we have, and that would, you know, make more demand available.
Or, you know, however it works.
I'm sorry.
One other, or sorry, did you want to continue?
What would additionally free up the housing market would be to reduce or eliminate big banks and big corporations and Airbnb from being able to purchase these properties in bulk?
Like, these big billionaires have a whole bunch of vacation homes.
Having a limit on vacation homes would also free up a lot of housing.
So I am aware that, like, BlackRock, for example, has bought up a lot of houses.
Nick, can you just do a Google search for how much of the housing stock in the United States is owned by private corporations?
So, look, I wouldn't necessarily object to like if you own more than like three properties or something, maybe even two properties, there should perhaps be a vacancy tax.
A lot of redistribution.
Well, I know in Canada, for example, a lot of rich Chinese people, well, I don't think it would be redistribution.
A lot of Chinese people have bought up a bunch of properties in Vancouver and Toronto, and the price of rent in various Canadian major cities has completely skyrocketed because the Chinese wealthy are like, whoa, this is a good investment.
Canada is like very, has a very kind of, well, I don't know if it's, is it stable?
I don't know.
Canada's kind of getting fucked a little bit.
But Canada is a good place to buy real estate for a lot of these wealthy foreigners or whatever.
And so I'm not really opposed to like a vacancy tax.
I think that's probably fine, but I don't think that that does anything to diminish my point.
And by the way, I think the amount of, in terms of the amount of housing stock that corporations own, it's far less than what is occupied by legal immigrants.
Nick, do you have a number?
Yeah, sort of.
It's hard to know exactly where that ever gets.
Corporations own 9%.
Aren't these corporations 1 in 10?
Aren't these corporations also classified as too big to fail?
That was how a lot of corporations, a few corporations, were classified during the recession.
I don't know of these specific ones, but I know that that was how some companies were, especially banks, were classified during the recession.
But I mean, going back to a point you were making, you were saying that these people are, they're leaving their countries.
They're refugees.
They're asylum seekers.
I mean, I kind of think it's bullshit.
I think they're just economic migrants.
And also part of asylum seeking or being a refugee, I believe international refugee or asylum law is like if you're coming from South America, you have to stop in the first country that's safe.
You can't just, hmm, oh, I want to go live in this country a little further away.
No, you have to stop in the first country that I guess is safe.
Maybe I'm not articulating it perfectly, but these people pass through otherwise okay countries in South America, Central America, and well, I guess we'll include Mexico in this.
My understanding is you can't leave Mexico to come to the U.S. as an asylum seeker.
Mexico is not viewed in that way.
Is my understanding?
I'm not saying it's necessarily asylum seeking.
I'm saying they're trying to make a better life.
And I don't think that that should be an issue.
My stance on this is an ethical one, not one based in, you know, the GDP and stuff.
Mine is about other human beings and trying to lift other human beings up to have a better life.
Because I think everyone deserves it.
So do you think everybody should just be allowed to come here?
Like, that is a genuine question.
Do you think everybody should just be allowed to come here?
I don't care.
Do what you want to do.
Like, my whole thing is if something is good for you, then if you're not hurting anyone, then do it.
What if it does hurt?
What if it doesn't?
It's not hurting people.
It is.
It objectively is.
What has a Mexican immigrant ever done to hurt you?
The mass immigration from Mexico, from any of these countries where it's been smaller.
What has someone ever done to hurt you?
It's not exclusive to the U.S., though.
Like, immigration anywhere is going to come and take problems either way.
What problems has it caused for you personally?
Increase.
Why would that be?
Because she's saying this for ages.
It's hurting people.
I want to know how to do it.
How do you see the news?
Yes, I do watch the news.
What are you watching, Thox?
Do you know who MS Dirti?
Like, you know, all of those gang members, mostly are Latinos.
Do you know anything about the Somalians?
Somalians, too.
Ah, yeah.
You're going with that.
No, I'm just, it's one example.
I do know.
What's wrong with you?
Quick question.
Why did your parents immigrate here?
To have a better life, but they did it legally.
Illegally.
But that can take up to 20 years.
Not everyone has that long to get out of their situation.
In Mexico, there's no, okay, some parts, like the cartels are like, you know, taking over, but a lot of parts of Mexico, it's like fine to live.
And like you said, Brian, there's no asylum seeking.
So a lot of Mexicans are going illegally, like boarding the I don't know why people try to act like Mexico is like full of just a kind of rampage.
Drug corruption rape.
Like there's other things in that country, you know, right?
Like there is houses, mansions, hotels, resorts, tourist attractions.
Like people live there.
That's what you tourists see of it.
That's not the reality of living in it for a lot of people.
There is rampant political.
That's not the real corrupt here either.
Is that not the situation here too?
Like LA gangs are like a like good point.
Like America is so cooked right now.
Like it's actually I agree with that.
America is cooked corruption.
Why should we be going to Mexico to seek asylum?
Bro, if you want to go to Mexico to seek asylum, you do you.
Like I said, I'm for doing what you would do illegally, right?
Would you go illegally?
Bro, if I want to go somewhere, sure, I'd go illegally.
If I want to get out of America, if they find out you're illegal in Mexico, they'll kick you back to America.
Just say.
And also, you can't protest you.
That's almost every other country.
Every other country.
You can't do that.
I mean, I'm more for going to Sweden personally.
So why would you there too?
Why don't you leave?
Because I have a life and I have a family and I don't have the means.
Do you do you question for you guys going around the table?
Do you think America is the best nation in the world?
Yes.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love America.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
So, okay.
Where would you rather be?
You said Sweden.
I go to Sweden.
You go to Sweden.
Okay.
Free health care and stuff.
Pretty sick.
Free health care.
Yeah, but also their population is extremely homogenous with just a tiny, tiny change.
It's changing.
It's changing, and a lot of the welfare is changing as well with that.
Yeah, well, so here's the thing, right?
So you can either have a robust welfare state or you can have robust illegal immigration, but you can't have both.
I think you can have both.
We definitely can have both.
I think we can provide welfare.
And I'm not saying they have to stay illegal.
I'm saying we can make it easier for people to become legal.
Yeah, that's fair.
That's fair.
I'm kind of against that.
I agree with fixing the system because I think you should flush it.
I think the situation that it is right now, it's backed up by years and years that needs to be flushed and changed.
But I also think we should be much, much, much stricter with the people that we do let in once we do change it.
Daycare.
We shouldn't just be letting every person in just because they want to come in.
But so, okay, so just so I understand your position, of the illegal immigrants who are criminals.
Violent offenders.
Violent offenders, to be clear, you're fine with them being deported.
Is that correct?
I mean, I think that they should face legal repercussions.
And if they have to go face that back where they're from, that's fine.
I don't think, like, if you're not a violent offender, I don't think that that should apply to you.
But, like, if you did something to physically harm someone, then yeah, like, I don't care.
So, okay, they can be deported.
But then of the people who, let's assume that they're not committing, well, aside from being illegal immigrants, they're not committing like specific crimes that don't relate to immigration violations.
You're not okay with them being deported.
No, I think there are a lot of, the majority are hardworking and trying to make better lives for themselves and their families, and they should be allowed to do that.
Why can't they do it in their home country?
A lot of them don't have the means.
They feel that they can't do it there.
There's corruption.
There's violence, whatever the reason may be.
That sounds like a matter of fact.
There's a reason that America is supposed to be the land of opportunity for people.
There's the whole American dream thing.
It's because people have the opportunity to do so much more with their life.
Okay, but so that is true of the legal immigrants that we led into the country and of its existing citizenry.
However, the American government has passed laws and has had laws on the book for a very long time preventing or attempting to prevent illegal immigration.
So the United States as a country and as a government has made a determination that you can't come here illegally.
So regardless of somebody's desires, if they want to make a better life for themselves, that doesn't give them cart free reign to stay in our country, enter our country.
It doesn't give them free reign.
Regardless of the feel-good, yeah, it feels great.
Okay, well, we have laws.
How long ago did your ancestors immigrate here?
I'm not sure how that would be relevant, but...
Well, because a lot of us, especially white Americans, have immigrant ancestors that came from Europe and from Germany.
We all did.
We assimilated.
That's the difference.
We assimilated.
We did not assimilate.
We committed a genocide against the indigenous.
How far back are we going?
And it's not a genocide.
Against the Native Americans?
It's not a genocide.
That is a genocide.
We've wiped out like the majority of their population with disease and violence.
Yeah, well, disease, hold on.
Disease disease.
Hold on.
No, it wasn't intentional.
One civilization took over another civilization.
Hold on.
It wasn't intentional.
First off, when it comes to disease, you think that the typical settler in the 16, 17, 1800s, do you think they had robust, do you think they had Wikipedia?
Do you think they knew about germ theory?
Is that what I said?
They were doing that.
You said it was intentional disease spreading.
No, these people got, people got sick.
They had no fucking clue about people didn't know in the 18, the 1700s and the 1800s about disease.
That's completely overstated, completely bullshit.
I'm pretty sure it's even fake news either.
Go ahead and slaughter.
I will concede.
Do you believe we live on stolen lands?
Yes.
Okay.
To which tribe should we return the land to?
A variety.
There's a variety of indigenous tribes.
But here's the question you have to ask.
The tribes, even before the white man ever stepped foot in the United States, these tribes were conquesting their own tribes.
They were, well, not their own tribes, other tribes.
They were fighting and taking their land and taking their game.
And so to which tribe do we return this stolen land?
Is it to the tribe that was conquered by the Apaches?
Is it the Chippewa?
Do we return it to the Chippewa or the tribe that conquered them?
Whatever tribe is, and then also the land back is going to be, if we want to do it peacefully, it's going to be a whole process.
And there's a whole bunch of different tribes that are in the United States because there's different regions that were, I don't want to say operated by, because that's a word, that's a phrase choice.
But people that resided in these areas indigenously.
But then there was also nomadic tribes.
So it's a very nuanced issue.
Look, I'm not saying that there was no plight.
of the Native Americans.
And certainly, in some regards, they were absolutely wronged in terms of broken treaties and so forth.
However, do you think that they were a peaceable people before the white man came to North America?
I wasn't there.
Okay, you weren't there when the white man was there either.
No, there's like recorded history.
There's recorded history of this happening.
History is recorded.
Right, okay.
There's also recorded history of massive amounts of inter-tribe warfare.
Yeah.
Right.
Okay.
I'm not saying that they were good or bad.
I'm actually going to say that that's bad, but that's a human nature arguing.
The settlers did was conquest, which is exactly what they were doing to their other, to the other Native American tribes.
We did conquest for no less or no more.
Is it no more noble a cause?
No more.
No more, no less.
I don't know which one it fucking is.
No less of a they were conquering each other.
Yeah.
They were conquering each other.
I'll say for good faith, right?
But they were also overall living in a way that was more compatible with the Earth's natural functions.
I thought you said that.
How they were murdering.
You weren't there.
I wasn't there, but there's evidence.
The American buffalo in the Midwest, they would literally run them off of cliffs because they just needed the meat for one day.
would waste so much of the buffalo the pollution the massive cattle farms you think that's more humane than just killing one animal because you need they weren't killing one animal they They would run an entire herd off of a canyon.
Okay, so we should keep them all in little tiny cases.
I mean, yeah, European settlers brought civilization to North America.
So, I mean, yes, there's absolutely criticisms in terms of pollution.
Some of the blame there would be more modern industry would you'd place the blame on them.
But yeah, we brought civilization to North America.
Can I ask you and just like follow me really quick here?
Okay, not every pilgrim and person that came colonizing the U.S., not every single one of them was violent, correct?
Yeah.
Okay.
So what about the situation going on with, I'm not just saying Mexico, but I'm saying mass immigration from Somalia, from Mexico, from any of these places.
They're coming into our country.
A lot of them, especially with the whole Somalian thing right now, they're explicitly stating that they want to make their own little political enclaves, their own little societal enclaves.
How is that not their own little mini form of colonization while they're taking over our country, our resources, our...
They're not going around slaughtering people.
Some of them are violent.
As you just admitted, a percentage of immigrants that are violent and trying to slaughter people.
What percentage of the pilgrims were violent?
Because that's the point I'm making.
Was that quantifiable data now for more modern times?
We cannot as easily quantify population and rates from the 1500, 1600s.
Okay, I'd love to get numbers then.
We have two chats coming through.
Yo, Metro, thank you.
Chair one and two.
If America is not the best in the world, why do so many come here illegally instead of their stable neighbors?
That's a good question.
Because they can't fly to Sweden.
They don't have the means.
Do they have the means to get here?
The question I believe was their like Mexico's neighbors is what I would say.
Well, if America is so bad, you guys probably aren't big fans of America.
You think America is so terrible.
Why would you be so in favor of all these illegal immigrants coming to the United States if America's so bad and it's fascist?
America's fascist.
Why should people come here if they're about to enter into a fascist Nazi regime?
Well, I don't think we're fascism yet.
It's about to be 1930s fucking Nazi Germany in the United States.
Are you sure it's the best?
Are you sure it's really safe for these, as you said, brown people to come to the United States when we're about to be in a we're going to have a Nazi fascist regime?
Is it really safe for don't you care about the well-being of these illegal immigrant brown people?
I'm worried for them.
I'm kind of scared.
I don't think they're safe.
You know, my honest opinion, I don't think it is safe for brown people right now.
I don't think it's safe for trans people.
I don't think it's safe.
So many people.
You're right.
Maybe they should not come here.
Or, or hear me out.
Hear me out.
Maybe we should just stop treating them like shit.
Who's treating them like shit?
Who?
How do the individuals?
What are they doing to them?
What are they doing to trans people?
What are they doing to trans people around?
Would you go to war?
Like, not literal war, but if I got deported from Japan, because I was like, damn, I was trying to, you know, I was trying to get, you know, I was trying to, you know, be a little weeb in Japan or some shit.
Would you cry a tear?
Would you shed a tear for me if I got deported, a white man, if I got deported from Japan?
I mean, sure, if you're really bummed about it, I'll shed a tear for you.
I'm so sad.
Then I'll shed a tear for you.
My little Japanese girlfriend.
I would not shed a tear for you, bro.
I wouldn't shed a tear for me.
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The illegal immigrants in the USA do not pay taxes because they are there illegally.
And the companies and corporations take advantage of them by paying them less with no benefits.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
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To be honest.
Probably most of them dislike me.
Some of them probably think I'm okay.
We like I'm not.
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Interesting that all of these refugees send billions of dollars per year back to their home nations and tax-free remittances, all while enjoying tax-funded social safety nets.
Sounds like plunder to me.
Plunder, good word.
Chaw.
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Thank you.
The natives were still in the Stone Age versus technologically superior civilization.
The fact they're still alive is just further evidence of Anglo's benevolence.
Wow.
Benevolence is wild.
I mean, have you ever been on a Native American reservation?
We literally had to teach them how to fish because over time.
My boyfriend's whole family is Native American.
So I okay, yes.
Did you force them on to the do you did?
You take like a history class like ever in your life?
Go ahead.
That was a question.
Did you take a history class ever in your life?
No, I've never ever ever learned history.
No.
That was an honors history.
Google is free, y'all.
Google is free.
We push the Native Americans onto the reservations.
We have the whole Trail of Tears that was like it's still acknowledged on our highways.
Like you could see where it's posted at.
If y'all ever go visit the East Coast, go take a look at it.
Trail of Tears happened.
We pushed the indigenous people of North America onto these reservations and we restricted their access to resources.
That's why those reservations are really shitty.
They're allowed to move out.
They're allowed to leave.
They're not in prison in these reservations.
Are they given the means?
Do they have the means?
Is every person given the means to leave and give a better life for themselves in America?
No.
No.
Look, I don't think we can acknowledge that, of course, throughout all periods of human history, look, the standard by which we live today is completely different than really at any other point in human history.
But you start going back a couple hundred years and the world looked a lot different.
War was common.
Border disputes was common.
Conquest was common.
Now we have a greater degree of diplomacy where these issues are typically not, typically not handled with might and force.
But through, well, I mean, look, that was okay.
Okay, we live in a more peaceful time than you know, the past after World War II.
Relatively speaking, we've lived in a relatively peaceful time.
Vietnam.
Well, yes, there was the Vietnam War.
Korea, Gulf War.
Those were smaller military.
9-11.
That was 10,000 people, I believe.
Okay, I'm speaking relative.
Relatively speaking, we live in an unprecedented time of stability and peace.
You start going back hundreds and hundreds of years.
Conquest, incredibly common.
Native Americans do have some legitimate grievances.
There's no dispute there.
There's no dispute there.
However, the reality is that conquest was the rule at the time, and it is what it is now.
And so, you know, how far back can we start talking?
Like, how far back can you go?
What's your threshold for how far back we can go?
Should we go back to the Roman Empire?
Should the Roman Empire be able to reclaim vast swaths of Europe and North Africa?
I think we should go forward.
That's the whole thing about being progressive is like the forward.
Right, but how, to which person, which group of people, if we're saying we must remediate all these past harms, and if we're talking about, you know, conquest, well, there's various territories in Europe that have traded hands dozens of times over centuries and millennia.
To whom do we return land that has passed from groups of people keeping track of it?
What's that?
Land shouldn't be owned by anybody.
Okay, well, the communists.
There we go.
It's full circle, guys.
Wait, if land shouldn't be owned by anybody, Native Americans have any right to that land.
It can be managed and cultivated in a way that is productive.
Wait, if land doesn't belong to anybody, the settlers didn't steal the land because it wasn't their land to begin with.
Is that you like to make weak arguments?
I don't think that that's if we're not in communism right now, so it did belong to somebody.
We're talking about what should be versus what we're doing.
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We paid them for New York.
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Chair One is correct.
In both Canada and the U.S., a indigenous people were forced onto small plots of land away from their original lands and had their languages and cultural practices outlawed.
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I don't know what the fuck is that.
Virtually.
She's virtually.
Virtually.
Virtually.
That is crazy.
Look, I think definitely Native Americans probably did not have a great go of things.
There's no dispute there.
But it is kind of the reality of the world.
It is the reality of the world.
Just because it happened and it is true that it happened, like we can't undo it, obviously.
We can't undo it.
But we can work towards making things better for Indigenous people, for white people, for Hispanic people, for whoever.
You know what?
Let's go ahead and just say, I 100% agree with you.
What happened to the Native Americans is wrong.
In any case, we now have immigration laws.
So I don't really see how that pertains to arguments as it relates to illegal immigration.
Like, it's just an appeal to hypocrisy.
Well, you white Americans, you're all hypocrites.
The United States government, hypocrisy, hypocrisy.
Okay, whatever.
We currently have laws as it pertains to legal immigration.
So given that, what would actually be wrong with deporting illegal immigrants?
I think in my stance, there is more of a lack of ethics in the detainment and less of that in the deportation.
I still think deportation is unethical.
I think that we have space for everybody.
And we grew up, as Americans, we went to school and we were thought, we had that picture of the globe and we were all holding hands of a variety of different skin colors.
And that's what I feel like my generation's American ideology, American image was built on was diversity.
So we ought to promote diversity and diversity is a beautiful thing.
I would hope that we can all agree with that.
I think that everybody deserves access to safety and comfort and the resources that they need.
I wish that these people did not have to immigrate.
But if there's a country that has a legal system and you're breaking the law, like that's a risk that you're taking.
And that's unfortunate.
I think that we should just change the legal system.
Do you have a right to other people's labor for your basic necessities?
No, I'm a communist.
That was actually contradictory.
I'm saying, do you have a right to other people's labor to gain to obtain your basic necessities?
Okay.
I see what you're asking.
Because you're saying that every person deserves, you're making a deserved claim.
You're saying that everyone deserves certain things.
So you're saying that I am entitled to somebody else's labor after slavery.
You're so hard at your job.
You want somebody else to come in that didn't work hard for theirs and take your money?
I want to work hard for myself and for others.
And I think that scientifically there have been studies that have shown that when all your personal basic needs are met, your natural direction is to provide for others.
So like you see with retired people, they tend to go volunteer because they don't have any, they have all their needs taken care of and they have a whole bunch of free time where they can just contribute, additionally contribute.
Do you have roommates?
No.
Do you have, you live alone?
I live alone with my cats.
Like your own apartment?
Can I like, would you be down to maybe house?
Like maybe some illegal immigrants on your couch?
I have a couple in Florida.
You can borrow.
I got a couple of closets from Mexico.
You'd be down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, what if they just entered your house?
Like, you didn't pre-clear it.
Without checking beforehand with you, if because it sounds like you would actually be okay with an illegal immigrant, well, anybody, I guess, just sleeping on your couch.
What if they just entered your house without your permission?
Well, that kind of leads me into something slightly separate, which would be my sense of safety.
Like I said, I believe everybody has to do it.
Let's assume they're safe.
They're safe?
They're safe, but they do illegally immediately.
And I know that they're safe.
Yeah.
Then, yeah, they're coming in.
We're having dinner together.
So, okay, and you're totally fine with that.
Wait, so you're okay if I come live with you?
You're not safe, girl.
Okay, so.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Just to be clear.
Just because I'm politically different, I'm not safe.
And guess what?
Guess what?
A lot of these immigrants, especially from Mexico, South America, a lot of them are Christian conservatives.
They just rely on Democrats because the Democrats prop up their immigration.
Otherwise, they're Christian conservatives.
Oh, sorry, Catholic conservatives.
You would prefer a male illegal immigrant over her?
Did we, we already established that that male is safe?
I have a sense of safety.
Yeah, you'd prefer him based on what I know about this woman.
That's not the best.
What do you know about that?
I thought you said diversity is important.
Diversity of thought.
Yeah, diversity of thought.
Wait, is it diversity of color or thought?
What if he has diversity of thought?
Yeah, what if he's a conservative?
What if he believes the same thing?
If he's a conservative, I would feel less safe.
You would feel less safe.
Why?
Conservatives stay too.
I'd let anyone stay if I knew they're safe.
Yeah, you say this, but I'm pretty sure if somebody just broke into your house and was just there living.
If somebody called you right now, even if they were super pleasant and you're like, oh, I think he's probably safe, but he just broke into my house.
I'm pretty sure you'd have an issue with that.
You want to say something?
If she would let them stay at her house from her best friend, she totally would do that shit.
That is some shit that would happen.
I would come to her house and she would be like, I'd be like, who's this guy?
And she'd be like, he just broke in.
He's just staying here now.
It's okay.
It's cool.
It's whatever.
He's very nice.
As long as he was nice.
She would do it.
Yeah, you guys, I think you guys say that.
Do your parents see you?
So all of these immigrants are just nice.
They're on that.
No, if I knew they were safe, I'd love them.
Like, what?
You don't know anyone's safe.
Yeah.
Well, he said that in this hypothetical situation, we knew that the person was safe.
So in this hypothetical situation, if I knew they were safe, I would let them stay.
You also, they're going to be spending, you know, your utilities are going to increase and you're going to have to give them a bit of your food.
I do that for people all the time.
Yeah.
So she's a great coach.
You make the choice.
Yeah, because I like to help people.
Just like in my free time, I make food and give it out to them.
In your free time.
In your free time.
What if you didn't do it yourself?
I use my money and make food and give it to people who are less fortunate than me.
What if you didn't have the free time?
You just had to do it forcefully.
The government forced it on you.
I don't care.
I'd do it anyway.
I wouldn't care.
I wouldn't.
Because I like to do it.
Be so for real.
Be so for real.
If somebody called you, I'm so sorry.
If somebody called you right now and said, what's your name?
Talia.
Talia.
If somebody called you right now and said, Talia, there's a guy.
He's in your apartment.
He's just sleeping on your couch.
Like, he's got all this.
He just brought all his stuff.
He said he's going to live here for the next year.
You're telling me you wouldn't be like, what?
You'd be like, oh, yeah, that's totally fine.
Yeah, probably honestly.
If I'm not going to be able to do that, bigger.
You know, that's a different conversation, different concern.
How about if you don't know?
Okay, if I don't know they're safe, that's different.
Because we don't know if illegal immigrants are safe or not.
We don't know.
We don't know.
I mean, but the majority of them are, and it's not like they're, you know, coming into your room while you're sleeping.
They're living in their house doing their work.
Also, I'm going to be so honest.
If she considers my political ideology, if she considers that unsafe and that's how we're basing the safety of the immigrants, actually let's do that because then that'll mean that none of them will come.
So that's pretty cool.
Stay too.
I don't know.
Okay, if you're conservative, we'll go by first chair.
We'll go by first chairs.
I think this is a scenario where if asked, would you house an illegal immigrant in your house or what if they just like broke in, but you know, they weren't immediately just assaulting you.
You saying yes, I find it completely dubious.
You know, I think you say yes because you know it leads to this.
It's like, okay, well, if the borders of your own domicile, your own living space are not subject to entry from just anybody, then it kind of is a, it is related to some degree to the borders of the nation.
And you're like, your position becomes a bit untenable if you're like, I disagree because they're not like in your sleeping space.
Like, they're just working their job.
Who cares?
Like, they're in my life space.
Well, it might be the case that.
So if you're referencing illegal immigrants, but they're not living in your house.
Well, things can get immediately, as soon as you step outside, things can drastically change in terms of crime demographics.
I've never been made to feel unsafe by an immigrant.
I have been made to feel unsafe by Americans.
How do you know?
How do you, yeah?
Also, not even their own personal experience.
Is it just because they're white?
That's pretty racist of me to assume that just because they're white, they're Americans.
I know they're non-white, they're not Americans.
Like they're people who I know for who they are.
Yeah, it's personal experience.
I have, I know.
But how many people?
Wait, wait, question for you.
When you see, do you feel safe around men?
Yeah, if they're chill.
What do you mean if they're chill?
Like, if they're not trying to make me feel unsafe.
Strangers, though.
I mean, I'll be cautious, but sure.
Like, I'm not going to, you know, run away and be scared of them.
Okay, so do you, what percentage of men would you say are safe?
I would say like 99%.
99% of the men are safe.
Okay.
I mean, maybe a little less, but the majority.
Like, the majority of men are not out to hurt me.
Can I ask you a question?
If you're walking down the street, middle of the night, just for some godforsaken scenario, and there were two girls, any of these two girls in the lineup, they were walking down one side of the street on the other side of the street.
There were multicultural, it doesn't matter, white, black, Hispanic, Chinese, whatever it is.
They're all on the other side.
There's a group of about 15 of them.
They're all super buff, huge, like, but they're not saying anything really weird.
They're just all walking too.
And like, which side do you think of the street you'd prefer to walk on?
Because you don't know if those guys are-whatever side I was on, honestly, I'm not gonna cross the street just because there's men there.
Can I say something?
I would pick the two girls because I go, me and my homegirl usually go to West Hollywood.
I got groped a lot of times for no reason.
On the club and not the club, the bar.
I don't go for clubs.
The bars.
And it was a worker there that was the, that does valet.
And he was, he looked Latino.
He just randomly groped and I was like, what the hell?
And then ran away.
I mean, I get that.
I've had similar experiences, but that doesn't mean that I'm going to assume automatically that a man is going to try to hurt me.
I'm not saying that men are out to hurt you.
I'm the biggest anti-feminist there is.
I don't believe that men are out here to hurt you.
But there's also observations you can make about the general public assuming that, hey, maybe two 120, 130 pound women Are gonna be a little bit more safer than a big group of 15 big jacked dudes in a big group that I can't defend myself against unless I'm armed.
I mean, I guess.
I mean, women can hurt you too.
Okay, well, we can only actually have a discussion if we're gonna argue in good faith and actually argue in honesty.
Like, there's no honest way you're telling me when we leave here that if that scenario pops up, you're gonna choose the side with all the men.
I said, I don't care what side I'm on.
I don't have a preference.
Like, I'll be on either side, whichever one's more convenient for me.
Okay.
Stay the night in Compton then tonight.
Just do that.
Oh, hell no.
Walk through the grocery store.
No, actually, like, walk through there.
Walk through.
What's that one street where the girl died in the hotel?
That, like, the worst.
Skid row, Skid Row.
Go walk down Skid Row, actually, tonight.
We'll go.
We'll go.
You know, it's a different thing.
We'll go barbarous.
Because the majority of people there are suffering from mental illness and drug abuse.
So that actually decreases.
Oh, so you're making assumptions.
You're making an assumption about the people.
Well, I mean, that's facts.
There's statistics on it.
Oh, there's statistics on general populations of how to, like, Google statistics.
In general locations.
Yeah, there's general statistics about that kind of stuff, right?
And you make assumptions about people.
I'm not right.
I'm going off of statistics.
It's statistically less safe to go to Skid Row than me to stand next to 15 dudes just walking on the street.
Wherever you go, it's going to be unsafe regardless.
Wherever you go.
Especially during night times, because I've seen a lot in LA.
Everywhere.
Just wherever you go, there's always going to be something.
Do you lock your door at night?
Uh, no.
Not usually.
What?
What?
Girl, are you actually?
Okay, you are actually BS and you're not.
I know.
She doesn't.
I come to her house at like naked hours of the night.
It's not in the morning.
I'm not scared.
Like, unannounced.
Yeah, she shows up in my room at 2 a.m. to wake you up.
Hey, I was bored.
Sorry.
Do you not realize?
Like, actually, that's safe.
Where do you live again?
Like, don't dox yourself, but like, like, state.
I live in California.
I live in a very safe area.
But you're not scared?
Like, like, not like one bit of fear when you don't lock your door at night.
Like, not like.
Guys, genuinely, she locks her door at night.
I know that for a fact.
She does.
Everything that comes out of her mouth at this point is just ignorance.
Lisa, how about if I found out where you live and I could just like walk your door?
It's willful ignorance at this point.
There's no way that you can.
Can you live your life like that from an outside perspective?
Just nope.
It's not normal.
Are you okay?
Okay.
Can we punch Nazis?
Yeah, fuck yeah.
My literal Facebook cover photo says punching Nazis is hot girl shit.
Okay, so when somebody calls, like for example, chair one, like calling me Nazi ask or calling Trump Nazi ask or calling any of these people Nazi ask, I'd punch Trump.
Okay, so that is the same exact ideology that led to Charlie Kirk's death.
People being okay with hitting other people and murdering other people for political political.
I mean, I wouldn't shoot them in the neck.
I'd probably slap them, though.
So again, you're okay with political violence against people that you disagree with.
If you're being a Nazi, sure.
What is it?
I think all Nazis should get slapped.
What is it?
If you're being hateful towards other people, you are actively trying to oppress other people.
Then sure, I don't give a fuck.
What's the definition of a Nazi tell us?
Do you have an exact textbook definition of a Nazi?
I'm asking you.
Don't know.
Come on.
If you want me to just pull the answer out, do you have the exact textbook definitely?
I'm asking you the question.
You think I just have like a dictionary in my head where I can like list definitions word for word?
Obviously, Talia, everybody knows that you have the biggest, you have the biggest, smart brain.
You know everything in the world.
You know every definition ever.
Is it okay to punch me?
I mean, you haven't done anything to harm someone else.
Just said if we're hateful and disagree with certain things, I'm pro-life.
I'm pro-life.
Are you hateful?
I'm pro-no.
I don't think I'm pro-claim.
I don't think I'm hateful.
I'm pro-life.
I don't have seen you do anything that would make me want to hate you.
No.
Okay, so what have, like, what is your degree then to when you can hit people, or let's just say, commit political violence against them for their opinions?
What's that threshold?
If you're actively doing something that's harming or oppressing people, okay, if I have donated to pro-life charities, if I've donated to anti-trans charities, anti-children, trans.
Going out and doing something yourself that participates in harming or oppressing someone, that's different than just giving your money.
But if you're going around like fucking, I don't know, trying to hunt trans people, sure, I'll slap you.
Okay, okay, of course.
So somebody, so violence, so you're just arresting them, dealing with them in the way that you would anybody that's being violent.
So you're not going after them for political reasons, you're going after them because they're being violent.
That's the difference.
But they're being violent for political reasons.
But at the end of the day, they're being violent.
It's not because just based.
I'm trying to save you here.
I'm trying to tell you.
You were saying you wanted to be violent for political reasons.
I'm trying to save you.
If they're being violent for political.
I don't care, honestly.
Like.
Are you okay with the person that murdered Charlie Kirk?
No, I don't think murder is a solution.
Okay, if he shot him and by the miracle of God he survived, would you be okay with that?
No, I don't agree with shooting people.
Okay, so what's the threshold of violence?
Oh, I'm just shooting.
Is it kind of like a little slap on the face, you know?
Okay, so how strong of a slap?
Like, what's the threshold?
Do you know that's a misdemeanor?
You slap someone.
Oh, I know.
So why the hell would you?
Oh, so you've done it before and you've got a misdemeanor.
That's what's up.
No, my criminal record is clear.
Okay, for sure.
But why would you risk it all just to like?
Because I don't like seeing other people be hateful and hurt other people.
And if you do that, I'm not the tolerant left.
I am the fuck you and your stupid ass opinion left.
So opinion, so you're saying opinions.
So would you hit me for my opinion?
I told you, you're not actively harming someone I would not hate.
Okay, so it's only if I'm going out and being violent towards another person, which then would be held, it would actually be handled by police, by federal law enforcement.
It would already be handled by.
Yeah, but if I saw it, I'd still smack you.
Like.
Like, what?
I'm not just going to watch someone do something like that.
So you're going to put yourself in prison?
I care about other people enough to put myself in harm's way to help that person.
What if it's not helping that person?
That's beautiful, but I think self-preservation is key in life.
I'm all for helping other people.
I would like to help however I can, and if I need to intervene in something, I will intervene in something.
But that's the thing.
If you resort to violence, you're already losing the conversation.
Like, you're just getting your emotions.
I'm saying it wouldn't be in a conversation.
It would be in a violent situation.
Okay, give me one example, please.
Okay, if someone comes up to my trans friend and they're like, fuck you, you're trans, you know, and they're trying to start a fight with them.
I will step in between them.
I will smack them.
Okay, that's wrong on the person going up to, like, fuck you.
You know, that's not right.
You know, like, we all got to be respectful one another besides our different political beliefs or like, you know.
That's been my whole point with this.
So if somebody, let's say we went outside and I was wearing a MAGA hat and somebody came up to me and just slapped me on the face.
Not even punch me, just slap me.
Would you punch that person back?
Yeah.
I will stand up for anyone.
I don't care if you're wearing a miracle.
At the same time, I'm saying I don't believe in trans.
I'm pro-life.
Well, you're not going out.
I'm in anti-immigration.
And then that person slapped me.
And then you're Trumpy.
So you don't get any of that rhetoric because it's harmful to anyone.
So you don't believe in violence?
Huh?
You don't believe in violence?
Not unless violence is being used.
But you would use violence against someone.
Pasty George do.
Sorry for the delay, Pasty.
Realistically, all of the land in both Canada and the USA can't be given back to native peoples because many different people born and raised in the West are now indigenous.
Think about it.
That's a good point.
Sorry for the delay on that.
I had to step away from the computer.
But thank you, Pasty George, man.
We have one other chat, then we'll get right back into the convo.
Fallen.
Anya, why don't we have you read these?
If you can read that.
I would let the brunette.
Actually, I'm blonde, but let the brunette in chair three sit on my face until I died from suffocation.
Side note, when are you having Nick Fuente?
Oh my god, please have Nick on the show.
Please.
I asked you to have somebody else on the show, and I would, I will fly all the way here just for that.
Yeah, you know, I've actually been considering it.
I'm not sure if he would do it, though.
I don't know if he would come on the show, but you should just have a show.
You know who I'm talking about, right?
I beg him.
Nick Fuentes?
No.
I don't want to name drop in case that causes a problem.
Yeah, I think I know who you're talking about.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm.
He would come on.
He's doing a generational run right now.
I don't know if he would.
But no, yeah, I've thought about it.
I've thought about it.
Bring him on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm open to it.
I'm definitely open to it.
Yes, please.
Yeah.
I'm going on the line.
I've just had to be cautious with my show because my understanding was like other YouTubers got like into trouble in the past for bringing him on.
In the past.
Now it seems like I don't know if YouTube has changed up their I think because they're competing with Rumble, because Patrick Bett David had him on, Tucker Carlson had him on.
Every big guy, small guy.
I was watching a guy that had like 2,000 subs and they got like a million views on that video.
Like so many people are having him on and it's fine because they have to compete with Rumble.
I think my understanding is YouTube.
YouTube previously was like, hey, this person is banned from YouTube.
If you platform him, you're going to get in trouble in the past.
But it seems like they've kind of eased up a little bit.
So I'm open to having a convo.
I'm open to that.
So I don't know if he would do it.
I don't know.
Maybe because, yeah, I guess there's some hesitation in the past because I know another podcast, Fresh and Fit, they had him on.
And my understanding was they got, they didn't get banned from YouTube, but they got demonetized or something.
And so I was like, oh shit, like, you know, look, I'm all about, I'm fine having these controversial convos, but do you stream on Rumble?
No.
No.
You're missing out, dude.
Is YouTube going to fucking banner?
I'm missing out.
Rumble's awesome.
We have another chat here from.
Pasty George donated $200.04.
Chair 3, CK was unalive for questioning the events of October 7th and other things.
Tree is doing.
JFK questioned.
Treeland pushed for inspections of Project Demona.
He was unalive the same year.
Yeah.
I love you, Pacy George.
Thank you, Pacy George.
Good to see you in the chat, man.
Thank you, man.
Really appreciate it.
And yeah, I don't think I've talked to Nick, though.
I don't think we've ever had any convo.
It'd be interesting that some of his things he has some of his takes I agree with.
I'm not gonna lie.
Some of his stuff, I'm like, I'm not a full 100% supporter of him.
I've definitely seen some of his stuff.
He's a little more socialist than I'd like.
Nick?
Yeah.
I don't really know.
Propaganda guy.
Nick Fort.
He's really short.
That's the woman propaganda.
He's so short.
That's his son.
Have you met him?
5'6?
No, no.
I didn't know he was.
I thought he was right.
He was taller than he was.
Is that fake news?
No, he's the one that went with Klavikler.
The height.
No, Klavikli.
I don't know.
Anyways, Pasty George, thank you for the message.
I did want to get.
Hmm, where were we?
As soon as Chair 2 is back, I wanted to finish up some of this convo and then move into a different subject here.
But were there some?
no okay we're good yeah i i think yeah that's just like fake news I'm not that sure.
All right, $200 TTS.
I think it's because he stands next to.
There was this one guy, I forget what his name is, but he has like... Kanye West?
No.
He has super curly blonde hair.
He's not huge, but he got huge because of him.
And he's super tall and you were standing next to him.
Yeah, whatever.
$100 read, Venmo Cash App, Whatever Pod.
Let me shout out the Venmo people.
Troy, thank you for the $10 on Venmo.
Pretty sure.
Or was it Cat?
Yeah, it was Venmo.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
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And there was something else we needed to.
Hold on, let me think about what we had to get into.
I'll just do the segment now while we're so who here does OnlyFans?
You chair two, no.
You do OnlyFans, you do OnlyFans.
No, not you.
Okay.
But you're her manager, whatever.
All right, so here, you know, look, have you ever had a sugar daddy?
Not really.
I've had some guy, some friend that I went to high school with, he would send me money pretty consistently, but not like, at most, the most it ever got to was like a couple hundred dollars in a month.
Okay, but has like maybe a random guy ever just sent you like 50 bucks or something?
Here's 50 bucks.
Or maybe at the strip club, some guy gave you a big tip or something.
Yeah.
What about you?
You ever had, I mean, it's probably baked into your OnlyFans, right?
Just guys just send you money.
I mean, yeah, like I've never had a sugar daddy like situation, but obviously like through OF, like it's just OF.
And then I know you guys, you two are not on OF, but has a guy ever just like, here's $100 kind of simped, you know?
Not simp.
I never paid for dates, dinners, nothing.
Like feet pics, like here's $100 for feet pics.
Have you done that?
I went with one guy and he gave me $2,000.
Can I have you just like.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, no.
Just turn your microphone a little bit.
No, Tilt it back down.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
You're good.
Yeah.
Turn it that way.
This way?
Yeah.
Now it's too far.
Just have it like straight point in your mouth.
Okay.
I think I have to get close here.
So you, for feet pics, you got some money.
No, I didn't do anything.
What about you?
Ever Sugar Daddy?
Yeah, what's the question?
I just want to know, like, is it difficult to be on OnlyFans?
Like, how much do you have to, like...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can't talk about that?
No, but I'm in the middle of a segment.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Your question's not related.
Okay, sorry.
Is it related to what I'm talking about?
No, I was just curious.
Okay, save it for later then.
Okay.
Do you want to answer my question, though?
What was your question?
Hello?
Okay.
Ever, has a guy ever sent, like sent you money?
Or like, have you had a sugar daddy money for feet pics, anything like that?
No feet pictures, no sugar daddy, but I've had guys send me money.
Just like random dudes, yeah, like here's a hundred bucks type thing, not like a hundred, but yeah, yeah, just how randomly from Tinder, yeah, from Tinder or like Snapchat, like you put your Venmo in the thing, no, like you, like I just post pictures of my face and then people offer sometimes on Tinder.
You'll be messaging, you'll mess up.
No, on Snapchat, on Snapchat, yeah, but you're not, it's not nudes, you're not sending nudes.
So they'll just be like, here's 20 bucks, yeah.
For what?
Just curious, why?
Why?
Just for funsies?
They just send you money?
Yeah, I don't know.
Okay, have you had that?
Like, same as her.
Have you sold feet pics?
No, I haven't.
And no, OnlyFans, none of that.
But guys have just given you money, sugar daddies.
I mean, not sugar daddies, but yeah, I do.
What about you?
I'm sure you've had quite a bit.
Well, that's an assumption because unfortunately I have not.
Come on.
Aside from OF, I haven't, and it's very actually sad.
I wonder how people get them.
You've never had a guy just, here's $100.
No.
Bullshit.
No.
Okay, well, you do well on OnlyFans, though.
Is that correct?
I would like to think so.
All right.
Do you make six?
Have you ever made six figures in a month?
Yes.
Okay.
Have you made seven figures in a year?
Yes.
Okay.
So, I mean, that's enough.
It's from the horses, not OF.
The horses.
Have you ever had the guy send you money?
Yeah.
It would be like someone I'm like talking to or like someone like I meet like at a club or something like that.
Okay.
Wait, stay here for the segment.
Everybody sit at the table for a moment.
What about you?
Have you had that?
20 bucks, 100 bucks.
Here's just okay.
And then you?
Yes, actually.
So I used to use this app called ePal.
And it's basically where people can pay to play games with people.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I used to be a pretty big gamer.
I have a pretty like detailed setup.
But not so much anymore.
But I've met a couple guys on there that literally just for like conversations to watch a show with them, a game, obviously.
And they'll just give you money.
The most I made in one go was $1,000.
And it was to watch an anime called Kono Supa.
So we're going to do.
So here's what we're going to do.
And you may never have to do this again in your life, but this is going to be an Uno reverse role reversal.
All of you have had some experience of some guy just giving you money, just cause, just because you're a woman, just here's some money.
So as a novelty for you, that you can be, you know, it's like a bucket list thing, you know?
It's like, I would never do this, but just so I can say I did it one time, here's what I want all of you to do, one at a time.
I want you guys to go.
Who here has cash on them?
I will accept coins.
I will accept foreign currency.
I also accept a Venmo and Cash App.
I want all of you, whether you have cash or not, I want you guys to send me money.
Okay.
I will.
And you can say one time.
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I sent for you, Brian, everyone.
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Yeah.
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You got to bring us our phone.
How much cash you got on you?
I have no idea.
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Okay.
Oh, that might be bad.
Everything.
That might be bad.
I'm going to drain you.
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Drain you.
You're going to be drained.
That's unfortunate.
Yeah, it's okay.
You're probably, you know, you make that in your sleep, probably.
You know, go to sleep, wake up.
Oh, I made $500 from my stuff.
So you have cash on you?
I think so.
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Who hell, you got Anya?
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I will.
I send over you every day.
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Where's the fucking trip?
Give me my phone.
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Okay, get her the phone.
So the one with the one with the sticker.
The anti-capitalist.
The sticker on it.
You're going to give me some money?
It's not just a pair of money.
It's a ferret.
Give me 20 bucks.
Hey, what about you?
You're going to give me a picture.
You know, I have some points.
I'm going to take a purple OF quarters.
Yeah.
I don't care you.
I'll take dimes and nickels.
I won't take pennies.
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In return, can we get some water?
Give me, hey, everything in there.
Don't fucking cheap out on me.
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Hey, check this out.
All right.
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But you fucking broke it.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Will you be able to see it when I've done my?
Yeah, I'll be able to shout it out.
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Whatever pod?
Not whatever podcast, whatever pod.
And this is a good time in the chat.
In the chat, send me some money.
You're going to send me money?
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You're going to send me money.
I ain't going to send your boy.
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No.
What's the last four?
Hey, Nick, tell them to knock it off back there.
Brian.
Hey, tell them to knock it off.
What's the last?
What's the last four of the phone number for it?
For confirmation.
I'm not saying that.
I have them on my finger.
She gave me, she wrote.
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It actually, it already.
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How much did you send?
The penny, the last penny.
25, 25, 25.
Oh, my God.
We got Anya.
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Who gave me this?
Give me water.
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All right.
I think we're going to have Leia, Leah, with the redemption arc.
Where is she?
She's getting out all her funds.
Venmo?
Where's the cash?
I want cash.
Can you catch me?
Okay, Venmo me.
Venmo me.
Can I get some money?
Hell no.
Let's redistribute that wealth, ladies.
Listen up, you communist.
Wait, you don't have to do it.
Why are you asking for money?
You're a communist.
Someone pays for my future.
She's going to redistribute it.
Somebody pays for my skin.
She's got fake lashes.
Look at that.
She didn't put anything into the system and just wants to take out of it.
Take, take, take.
That's all you guys do.
All you do is take.
Hey, either do.
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Figure this out.
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What's going on?
Men, women, who's fucked?
Abby, Abby P, $1 for Simpin.
You got to pump those numbers up.
Those are rookie numbers.
I don't know who Abby P is.
Thank you for the $1, though.
Appreciate it.
Every dollar adds up.
Seven of them is a latte.
All right, we're going to start talking about fascism in just a moment.
Can we get Hey what's going on back there Shit or get off the What is it Shit or the piss or get off the pot.
Hey, you know, come on.
What's going on?
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I need $100 every hour.
You think my tribute is expensive.
What about mine?
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Do you know?
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Pacey George, you're going to want to stay for this following segment because Leah, you sent me $2, Leah.
What the fuck?
Two fucking dollars?
This girl makes millions of dollars a year.
Two fucking dollars she sends me.
Oh, my goodness.
It was definitely not.
That's not even worth acknowledging.
I'm just deleting that shit.
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That's a good thing.
I don't have any cash.
I thought I had a movie.
Look at that full moon.
Can you guys see the moon?
Hey, look right there.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh.
Right, the moon.
Right here.
You see that?
Oh, there she is.
Right there.
Nice.
Okay.
Full moon.
Or maybe it was yesterday, the full moon.
It's a wax.
Okay, anyways.
Let's talk about fascism, then we can get into dating.
So, isn't that quite a segue?
So you said, I believe, you think Donald Trump is a fascist.
I think it's leading towards fascism, yes.
Do you think Elon Musk is a fascist?
I mean, yeah, he's in the same boat as Trump.
What do you think?
Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist?
I think that they could be connected to fascist ideology.
Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist?
Into the mic, please.
Do I think Donald Trump is a fascist?
I think this is the question, yeah.
Please don't ask me more questions about that.
I didn't study before this.
I didn't know I'd be grilled.
Do you think Elon Musk is a fascist?
I don't know if I think he's a fascist.
All right, so you two then who have a stronger position on this.
Let's define our terms.
What is fascism?
Starting with you.
Alt-right nationalist ideology that involves suppression of opposition, centralized government.
That's fascism?
Yeah.
Okay, how do you define fascism?
Nationalism is a trait of fascism.
It can be either left or right, technically.
I tried to look that up.
I didn't really understand how.
I agree with the general checklist of things that she said.
Yeah, authoritarianism.
Yeah.
Authoritarianism.
Yeah.
Okay, what is authoritarianism?
Whenever the government, whether it's a small group of people or a large group of people, has a significant and disproportionate amount of control over its people.
Wouldn't that be all governments?
You can make an argument for it.
The government has a disproportionate control over its populace.
Yeah.
As compared to the average citizen?
Or compared to what?
So when we're talking about disproportionate compared to what?
I guess what would be right or ethical for a government to do?
So how much control do you want the government to have over you?
Because we have like the United States where it has less control over what we do compared to Afghanistan, where women are, you know, forced to have hijabs on.
So we have less control in that or less control over us in that aspect.
But we do have, I would argue, an excessive amount of control over us because in a lot of states, women cannot get abortions.
We do not have access to all the things that we need.
We have to work in order.
Working is authoritarian?
Having to work is authoritarian?
You could make an argument for it.
Let's assume you were the only person alive.
Wouldn't you have to work?
Yes.
So which authoritarian, if there was no one else alive but you and you actually had to like, you know, you probably have to work in the sense of ensuring your survival.
Where is the authoritarian regime that is involved?
But there is the authority of survival.
Survival and the need to survive has authority over my decisions.
In this case, it's less of it is the need to survive because I still have the need to survive.
That's every human has that.
But it is the government and the capitalist systems that we have in place that force us to work in ways that are kind of separate or indirect from our survival.
So like me stripping, for example, it doesn't have anything to do with me growing my own food or building my own house.
That labor is not directly attached to my survival.
Okay.
Right?
We can make arguments for whatever.
It's authoritarian to have to work.
That's a new one.
So if Kamala Harris had won the election, you would be living in an authoritarian regime by virtue of you working a job.
You could make an argument for it.
Yeah.
Did you vote for Kamala in the election?
So you voted for an authoritarian.
I think that anything under capitalism could be argued for.
All capitalism is authoritarian.
Can you have a communist authoritarian government?
Yeah.
We, well, we haven't seen a full communist government, so I'm not 100% sure.
But what was communism in the Soviet Union or what was called communism in the Soviet Union was authoritarianism.
Talia, in your notes, or I think it was on your blue sky, you wrote, you will lose family and friends if their moles are shit.
One day, Trump will be in history books the same as Stalin or Mussolini.
Yes.
You put Trump as on the same level as Stalin.
See, I don't think he's there right now, but I think that's where we're headed.
Why?
Because he's mean?
No, because the way he rules is, you know, actively trying to harm and oppress people.
And I think it's going to go further and further because no one's putting limits on what he can and can't do.
He obviously doesn't have to follow the law, which has been made very clear to him.
So I don't think there's anything stopping him from doing exactly what they did.
How is he harming people?
Can you give an example?
Well, I've given you plenty of examples.
Your one example is immigration.
And everything he does against trans people shutting down the trans hotline, suicide hotline numbers.
Like, it's not like he's directly going out.
I can call the suicide hotline right now.
Okay, but they shut down the main trans suicide hotline number.
Call the regular one.
Are you serious?
Call the regular one.
But there's reasons that there's specialized resources for marginalized groups of people.
Oh, your experience is that their experiences aren't the same as yours.
Of course, but if it's that serious that you're about to off yourself, which I'm not a stranger to the situation, any resource will help.
I mean, I agree with that, but I think it's also important that we have specialized resources and shutting down those resources is harmful.
Why is it the taxpayer funding that has to do with that?
If a trans person is in a burning building, like it's burning, do you, you know, should we send the trans fire crew?
No, but I think that's a bad comparison.
Why?
Because people on suicide hotline numbers have specific training to help the people who are.
No, they don't.
No, they don't.
Yeah, I was going to say that.
No, they don't.
I honestly don't mind being getting away because they don't answer hospitals.
People who work at suicide hotlines tend to be pretty empathetic people.
I mean, I don't know.
Look, I've never called one, but I would assume that they are probably pretty empathetic.
I mean, I agree with that, but I also think that they can't necessarily relate to the experiences of LGBT people.
I can't even talk right now.
LGBT people, and that we need people who have a full understanding of what's going on for that.
So, should we wait?
Wait, one question on this.
Should we prevent or preclude trans people from working at the suicide hotline or the general suicide hotline because they can't relate to being straight?
I mean, but they have been straight.
They've experienced it in their lifetime.
Wait, so you're saying it's a choice.
Well, hold on.
What if somebody knew they were trans from like a very early age or whatever?
And they don't have the experience of going through puberty or, you know.
But there's not a problem that a cis person is going to have that a trans person can't understand.
There are for trans people that cis people can't understand.
I reject the premise, but uh, so I mean, okay, okay, so you don't think, like, what if I don't want to speak to somebody who's trans?
I mean, if I call the suicide hotline.
Then don't.
But you don't get a choice.
It's not transphobic.
But you do you.
Like.
That's not.
But if it's okay to create this carve-out where, well, trans people wouldn't feel comfortable not speaking to a trans person at this or trained in, I don't know.
But there's a history of why they don't feel comfortable speaking to these people.
It's the people who have marginalized them.
Marginalized.
Cis people aren't being marginalized by trans people.
You're saying all cis people have marginalized trans people?
No, but I'm saying that in general, it's not trans people marginalizing trans people.
Okay.
It's cis people doing it.
I'm not saying every single cis person gets guilty, but I'm saying as a whole, that's what has happened.
So how can a trans person simultaneously, like if they've been trans most of their life, how could they have the experience of me who's never been trans?
Well, a cis person isn't going to have specific things that someone who's trans can't understand.
You can't understand a trans person.
Like you haven't been through their situations.
Why would I need to be through it to understand it?
What?
Because there's that connection there between two people.
There's that unspoken understanding that you are not alone and that there is somebody else out there who is like you, who has maybe been through a similar person.
So you have to be that person.
Similar things.
Can you watch that?
I can't.
I'm not paying attention.
I don't watch it.
She's loud.
Okay.
All right.
Go ahead.
Where was I?
So you have to be that person in order to understand other people.
No, you don't.
But I'm sorry for my loudness.
That's just the way that I normally speak.
I'm not trying to be rude intentionally.
Again, I do have autism, so I'm also a little weird.
Just continue with your point.
Sometimes it's easier to feel understood and less alone when you're talking to someone who's had a similar experience.
When you've tried to be closer to the microphone, had a similar experience in life to you.
Then go to therapy.
And pick up.
Yes, that's also a good resource, but sometimes you need a resource like a hotline in a last-minute moment.
People who have therapists also call suicide hotline.
Hold on, let's get back to the central thing here.
We're talking about Trump.
We're talking about if he's a fascist or whatever.
I think we've lingered too long on the suicide, trans suicide hotline here.
So what was your central argument?
Oh, you were asking me why I think that he can be compared to Stalin.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because I think that he has unchecked power right now and he's not being held accountable for his actions, for his crimes.
And I think that there is nothing to stop him.
And I think he could very much do that.
Do you know there's a three branches of government?
I do.
That's the reason why we have them here.
He's not, but we also have a felon as our president, so he's obviously not being held accountable.
Yeah, I mean, look, that was complete lawfare.
Well, why don't you, since you're an expert in this, can you tell us what his felony convictions were for?
Were for, excuse me?
No, I can't.
You don't even know.
You don't even know.
It was some phony baloney lawfare nonsense.
Complete some financial stuff, whatever, total law.
But if felons can't vote, why should they be able to be president?
Wait, wait, wait.
So hold on.
So you're saying he wasn't violent, right?
I have no idea.
His convictions were not violent.
The convictions, the 34 felony convictions were because of his actions during his first presidential term.
And like you said, they were financial under his first presidential term.
They were things that he went through the impeachment.
He didn't get impeached, but he went through the impeachment process for.
So let's say hypothetically, let's say that we agree that he is guilty of those things, which I don't agree, but let's say he is.
You think he should be held accountable for those things, right?
Even though they're not violent.
Don't you think so?
An illegal immigrant should be held accountable for being illegal?
I think anything.
Any kind of illegal immigrant.
No, I think any kind of illegal immigrant should be held accountable.
No matter whether they're violent or not.
If you cross this border and you're illegal, you should be held accountable.
So why doesn't Trump have to be held accountable even though?
Because I don't agree with those 34 felonies.
So you don't agree with the judges and the court and the whole system?
Yeah, that was lawfare.
That was straight up law.
Your arguments are just very weak.
Very weak.
10 out of 10.
Solid.
It's unfortunate.
How is it hers very weak when you don't have substantial, like, good backup evidence?
Seriously?
Yes, I'm serious.
We talked about the evidence at the beginning of the episode.
She literally in my political science degree.
Oh, because you have a degree.
I don't have it.
Well, I do have to do.
What's your education?
What's your high school diploma?
Wow.
A high school diploma.
And even are we now going to credentialism?
Really?
We're in credentialism now?
We live in a meritocracy.
That's kind of how the world works.
At this table, we're going off of credentialism.
No, I'm just talking about the fallacies in your argument, in your arguments.
Okay, what's the fallacy?
What's the fallacy that I believe that illegal immigrants should be held accountable for their actions?
But not Trump.
because that was clear lawfare okay there are many there's a lot of evidence of agree to disagree on that genuinely what's lawfare I've never heard that term before.
Or is it like spelled like laissez-faire?
Is that that's not because that's more loose.
No, lawfare, it's essentially.
It's like if you, if you want to try to silence say, a political opponent, then you can basically do a phishing investigation and you can just try to look.
If you look into basically, if a prosecutor looks into basically any politician if they were so inclined or really even just a normal person off the street, the government can find.
If the government wants to, they'll find something to charge you with.
They'll they'll, they could look into you and find some crime to charge you with.
Maybe your taxes were all fucked up, maybe you oh, you did something a little fishy with your taxes or didn't report something.
Stripper uh yeah yeah you, maybe they'll find something.
So lawfare would basically be, you're looking at somebody and um, you know, there's all these crimes on the book, somebody.
You know you dig deep enough, you'll find something to charge somebody with.
And there, and the reason for it is not because of some, some seeking of true, genuine justice.
It's a political opponent and you want to attempt to silence them.
If you think he had so much on him, like there was actually anything violent or serious that he was doing, what do you think they would have gotten him on that and not please correct?
It was like a financial thing.
It was like, it was taxes, investment.
It was something along those lines.
Like he didn't pay the, he misreported.
I looked it up.
It was 34 counts for the same type of crime, falsifying business records.
Yeah, like they couldn't get him on anything else, so they went after bank documents.
The prosecution alleged Trump made or caused false, alleged false entries in business records.
I believe that's the 34 felonies.
I accidentally didn't sign the back of my IRS documents last year.
They sent him back.
Like, if I don't send it back within the next two weeks, that's tech.
I could get some kind of penalty on that.
Probably a felony.
Like, there we go.
Lock me up.
Now I'm a felon.
I mean, President Dylan has like a whole team.
Like, that's kind of pathetic in my opinion.
Handle your shit.
I think we should hold our presidents and political figures to a higher standard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I agree with that.
Hold him to a standard.
That's fine, but hold everybody to a standard.
But don't you think it's a okay.
You related, you think Trump will be in history books the same way Stalin is.
Yes.
So Trump was already in office for four years.
He's now been for his second term.
He's been in office for one year.
I mean, what?
I mean, I think we just have to wait and see.
Wait and see.
Look, he's been in office for a year.
People protest daily against Trump, face no repercussions, doesn't really seem like particularly authoritarian or fascist.
You don't think that deploying the National Guard and all that is fascist?
It's using your military against your people.
When people are burning down cities?
Do you think that there's been massive amounts of pro like suppression of protests?
Or have there been multiple No Kings Days protests that have happened and there wasn't them?
Yeah, were you suppressed?
No, but I have seen him.
The ones in LA have been.
Yeah, if you fucking go on the highway and block the highway.
By the way, you protesters are fucking insane.
You block emergency vehicles who are literally trying to bring people to the office.
I've never blocked anyone.
Yeah, you guys, you protesters, you go on the highway, you block roads.
It's completely ridiculous.
It's completely ridiculous.
The Democrat opposition has not been abolished.
He hasn't dismantled his opposing political parties.
And put Hillary in jail.
The left-wing media attacks him all the time.
CNN's still there.
MSNB, all these fucking left-wing media news outlets.
He hasn't suppressed any of them.
Go into any other country and do that.
So this, Donald Trump is a fascist.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
How much time needs to pass before we can say, you guys were just wrong.
Just wrong.
I mean, hey, if when he leaves office, nothing has happened, you can tell me I'm wrong.
He left the first time.
He left.
I don't think there was an insurrection.
There was no insurrection.
What are you talking about?
They harmed literal police officers.
The only person that was killed was Ashley Babbitt, a Trump supporter.
They harmed literal police officers.
Yes, and I disagree.
If anybody actually harmed a police officer, if anybody threw a rock at a police officer, hit a police officer, put them in jail.
Yes.
But that was a walking tour through the Capitol.
Do you think what happened on, was it January 6th?
Do you think that that was worse than like the weeks or months long BLM protests?
I mean, I was too young to be paying attention during that time.
I remember.
Wait, too young?
Too young?
That was like 2016, right?
That was 2020.
George Floyd was in 2020.
Summer 2020.
Yeah, summer of 20 years ago.
Five years ago.
I mean, I don't know enough about that.
I'm not for honor.
Did you post that little black square?
No, I wasn't even into politics at the time.
I mean, but you must have been aware of the mass.
I didn't pay attention to the news and stuff at the time.
It was all over social media.
It's been a more recent thing.
You know what BLM stands for like.
I do know what BLM stands for.
Yeah.
Okay, we have this chat here.
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Okay.
So, okay, you think he's on the same level as Stalin?
I think he's going to have to kill probably like, you know, he's a couple million.
Well, I didn't say he did it yet, but I said that's where I think it's going.
Do you think in the next three years he's going to kill like 10 to 20 million people?
I think there is going to be mass casualties because of his actions, yes.
You think while Trump is in office, you think 10 to 20 million people are going to die?
I mean, I didn't say 10 to 20 million, but I think there will be mass casualties.
What defined mass casualties?
I can't give you a number.
It hasn't happened yet.
Over what?
What would the mass casualties be?
Immigrants and trans people, gay people.
Who knows who he's going to target?
What is he doing?
Wait, wait, do you think Trump is going to round up trans people and kill them?
As I said, I think it's like the start of Nazi.
Do you think it's a 50-50?
You think it's a 50-50 chance?
Yeah.
It's a coin flip that Donald Trump is going to round up the gays and transgenders and immigrants and just gas them and kill them.
I mean, I don't know about gas, but some.
He's the first president that was okay with gay marriage.
Wait, can you tell me?
Sorry.
He was the first president that was actually okay with gay marriage.
And he's also tried to make trans health care less accessible to children.
No, to adults.
Wait, wait, we have to address this here.
Taxpayer.
I think it's fair for people on the left, for Democrats, for liberals.
I assume you consider yourself a leftist.
I mean, I wouldn't say I'm a Democrat.
I'd say I'm further left than a Democrat.
Or leftist.
Yes.
Or progressive or whatever.
Look, I think it's fair for you to have your position on immigration.
But to actually believe that Donald Trump is going to round up trans people and gays and immigrants and merk them is ridiculous.
That's crazy talk.
Completely crazy.
Have family who was in Nazi Germany and they are.
That's not an argument.
Did they die of that?
Life starts the same way.
You're like, oh, it hasn't happened yet, so it's never going to happen.
You don't know that.
It all starts like this.
They didn't just start off by gassing all the Jews.
Okay, so you have family that's suggesting that.
It's actually, it's insulting to your own.
It should be insulting to your own.
I don't know what the right word is.
Like, it should be insulting to Jewish people for you to make a comparison of Hitler to Trump.
No, a lot of Jewish people I know agree with me.
Do we still have a wrong thing?
They're wrong.
But shouldn't it be insulting?
Like, whoa, the severity of what happened in Nazi Germany, right?
To compare relative, like, Trump is milquetoast, completely milquetoast.
He's completely different politically.
Because he's a populist, you can't.
How do you compare Trump to 1930s Germany?
That's because it starts the same.
They didn't just start with gassing the Jews.
It was a start.
It's a slippery slope fallacy.
You're turning people against immigrants, turning people against people who don't look like them.
Suppression of opposition.
Like, I am not against people that look like the two people that have been talking about right now.
So, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
Suppression of opposition.
So, first off, can you give me an example of how, aside from the Jimmy Kimmel thing, which was a complete blip on the radar, can you point to an actual suppression of opposition?
You just gave yourself one right there.
Well, I wouldn't even look.
That's irrelevant.
That first time.
That's a perfect example of it.
In the grand scheme of the case.
He still has his show.
Because people were pissed, but they tried to do it.
Then the suppression was a complete and total failure.
Yeah, it was a failure, but they tried.
And you said there's no checks and balances, except that was checked and balanced.
But wait, check and balance by the people.
Let me tell you this.
So then you would have to say, like, did you vote Democrat in 2020?
Yes.
You voted for Biden.
Yes.
She's a silver.
And then you voted for.
I'm not eating.
Hold on, hold on.
You voted for Biden in 2020, and you voted for Kamala in 2024.
Yes.
Okay.
So throughout the 2020s, there were massive amounts of suppression coming from the Biden administration.
As I said, I wouldn't consider myself a Democrat.
I don't agree with them either.
You voted, right?
You voted.
You voted in evil.
Okay, you voted in a president who had Nazi tendencies because they were suppressing oppositional political speech.
Yeah, I don't agree with them.
Wait, did you say you voted for them?
All right.
I voted for them because I think Trump is worse.
I would not, if we had another choice, I would go for the other choice.
You know, Hitler was also a vegetarian, I believe.
He also had a dog.
He also liked to paint.
He also breathed air.
So, like, Trump also breathes air.
Is, you know, is that your justification for his basically being Hitler?
No, and that's a dumb question.
I don't think it's a dumb question because it's just basically a slippery slope fallacy.
You're saying, well, it's there's similarities.
So I guess that's your question.
Just because we're enforcing law and it like, sorry, go ahead.
Continue.
No, continue.
Just because we're enforcing law and you're scared of the like one aspect of it immediately that's Hitlerian, Nazi-esque.
You're also judging somebody based off of something they never did.
You're saying based off of what they are currently doing.
Not arresting immigrants.
That's your one thing.
No, I've said plenty of other things that I disagree with.
Deporting immigrants, by the way, all previous administrations, Obama, Biden.
I never saw that.
It was worse.
You know, the cages were.
But if that's what that's evidence.
But it's ramped up to.
Obama deported the fucked up.
But have you not like had seen how much violence they're putting out right now?
Like they've ramped it up.
Sure.
Sure.
And I don't agree with Obama.
I don't agree with all of them.
I'm not a Democrat.
Those aren't my values.
But it seems like people are only up in arms now because I think it's getting worse.
Because Orange Man bad.
They just don't like him.
No, I think it's just gotten worse.
If you heard speeches from Obama in the 2010s or Clinton back in the 90s, even Hillary Clinton, I mean, she didn't win the election, but when she was running, they were very, very like there was, I think, a speech from Obama even where he was pretty strong on deportation and pretty strong on, you know, against illegal immigration.
So, I mean, it just seems like, look, he's the opposition leader.
And, you know, even though that this is something that was happening in previous administrations, only now that it's the opposition, now it's a problem.
Orange man bad.
Just because the level that it's gotten to, it's gotten so much worse.
I disagreed with it then.
I disagree with it.
It's not worse.
He's deporting less people than Obama did.
What does it have to do with it?
Have you seen all the ICE vehicles patrolling around?
Do you go outside?
Do you have to do it?
Yes, I love it.
I think this is what happens when you look at everything through an emotional lens.
They've committed a crime.
Why is it disgusting?
Because she said she loves that they're getting rounded up.
Because they're criminals.
But you're just like out there, like, oh, yes, please get all the brown people.
Please get them.
Who's so the brown people?
Exactly.
You've been going to the people.
The brown brown people?
Excuse me.
Just because they're brown, they're illegal.
That's pretty racist.
You agree on that.
There's white.
You are insufferable.
She's from Russia.
That's not brown.
I mean, that's that.
That doesn't have free.
Let's have this.
Let's have it.
And just remember that not everybody at this table is neurotypical.
So the Supreme Court recently ruled that skin color, language, and workplace were valid reason or concern to deport or detain somebody on the, you know, in the search for detainees.
So based on skin color, based on the language that they're speaking, based on the type of job that they have.
So it's not just rounding up brown people.
I have a more pale immigrant friend.
It was actually, she was Swiss, I believe.
Her parent, her mom was Swiss, and they were going after her and her, you know, less legitimate paperwork and, you know, being concerned about that.
So overall, it is not just limited to brown people, but the Supreme Court ruling that opens it up on the basis of skin color is unjust.
And I think that's a stronger argument than I'm fine with that, actually.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm fine with saying, you know, there shouldn't be what is the term called in policing?
Racial profiling?
Sure.
That's wrong.
Let's go ahead and just go ahead and grant that's wrong.
Now, once they've made the determination, though, that somebody happens to be, whether they're white, whether they're brown, whatever it is, that they have come to a determination that the person is an illegal immigrant.
Shall we go ahead and deport them since they are here illegally?
We can deport them as long as it does not fall under cruel and unusual punishment.
The Constitution protects all people, not just American citizens, against cruel and unusual punishment.
So if deporting somebody cruel and unusual.
That would take an ethical analysis.
That would take.
It's not.
Are you an ethical analyst?
Yes, I am actually.
Thank you for asking.
And under my ethical purview, no, deporting somebody is not cruel, and it's certainly not unusual.
In order to do it.
All countries, all countries do it.
It's all the world.
It's not unusual.
So, how would it be?
You tell me how it's unusual.
Cruel and unusual.
So, unusual.
You're right.
It's not very unusual.
France is really big on it, I believe, on deportation.
They are particular.
I don't know about that, but France is the citizen.
Anyways, that's besides the point.
It's not uncommon for countries to deport illegal immigrants.
So, how is it cruel then?
Cruel?
Does it hurt their feelings?
No, if we're putting people in unsafe conditions, that is cruel.
I agree with you.
They should not be in unsafe conditions.
Now, assuming that we put them in safe conditions, can we go ahead and deport them?
Are we deporting them to a safe place?
Yeah.
Okay, if we're deporting them to a safe place, then that is not cruel.
Well, what's your okay?
So, I'm guessing your main gripe here is going to be Seacot, right?
A lot of my research has surrounded alligator Alcatraz.
I think it got shut down, so isn't the point kind of thing?
I don't know if it got shot down.
I don't think it got shut down.
I thought it got shut down.
I'm not sure.
Is it still going?
I haven't seen it.
Here, I have to let this chat.
This message from the government of Canada.
Oh, is it?
Fallen underscore donated to $50 and forced to see.
Is this fucking pasty?
Let me speak more plainly.
As Nick Fuente said, the Juice-run society.
Women need to shut the frack up.
Oh.
Blacks need to be imprisoned for the most part.
Yikes.
Well, that's what Nick Fuent is.
We still need female.
I don't think we're going to agree with that specific thing.
But.
And that's the thing, is bigotry is running rampant.
People like that are.
You're right.
Anti-male rhetoric from feminists is running rampant.
It's disgusting.
I didn't say that was bigotry.
Oh, you don't think that that's bigotry?
Yeah, because you're a misandrist.
A little bit.
Yeah, all right.
We see.
Yeah, it makes a lot of sense, right?
We haven't even talked about that yet.
We can get into that.
Let's do it.
Well, I mean, what about can you be racist towards white people?
Ooh, we've talked about that before.
It's been a while.
Don't think so.
Yeah, it's been like two years almost.
What do you think?
Can you be are we missing a chair?
Can we get her what's going on back there?
What's my opinion is that to be racist, there has to be a history of oppression towards that people.
Like the reason that being racist towards a black person is racist is because there's a history of white people oppressing black people.
I don't think there's a history of white people being oppressed in America.
Okay, so would you acknowledge that there's different types of racism?
Yeah.
So what are those types from your perspective?
I don't know names of types.
Of course not.
Here, can we get that fixed, please?
God damn, holy fuck, you guys making it worse.
God damn.
All right.
But no, I don't think he can be racist towards white people because there's no history of oppression for white people.
So are you talking?
So let me ask you this.
If a white person were to walk up to a black person, how complicated is this procedure?
It's okay.
If a white person were to walk up to a black person and punch that black person in the face because they're black, would you say that that's racist?
Yeah.
Okay, now let's reverse it.
A black person walks up to a white person and punches them in the face because they're white.
Is that racist?
I don't think it can be the actual definition of racist because there's no history of I mean what's the definition?
What's your being hateful towards someone, but I think for actual racism, there has to be a history of oppression towards those people.
So your definition of racism is it prejudice plus power?
Yeah.
Yeah, you do realize that this is a new, newly manufactured definition of racism that is not commonly understood, like in just the common sense understanding of racism.
I don't know about that.
I think that it's a pretty common understanding of racism.
I'll Google the definition of racism, just so I'm not like pulling one out my own definition.
So, hold on.
Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group.
So, it doesn't mention anything about historical oppression there.
But as you said, there is definitions that do include that.
Well, not so much definitions, but you know, there's I believe there's individualized racism, and then there's this systemic racism.
So, have white people never been oppressed?
Not in America, no.
Wait, what?
So, we're only talking about America.
In America, you think white people have been oppressed?
Yes.
There have been when have they ever been oppressed?
No, but like maybe not slavery.
It depends on the tribe.
I mean, Ashkenazi people are white pass eaters.
They're Jewish, right?
Yeah, they're still oppressed.
I'm a white person.
Guys, guys, guys.
Hold on.
One person at a time.
So, okay.
I don't think I'm oppressed in America.
Jewish people were white people.
Yeah.
Jewish people were clearly oppressed.
We're not talking about there, though.
I'm talking about in America because each place has different people that they've oppressed.
Like, it's not always the same race as getting oppressed throughout different countries.
Yeah, white people.
Okay, do you think the Irish are white?
I mean, yeah, they're white skin.
They're Italians white.
Italians.
I don't know.
They're white.
So Irish and Italian immigrants here definitely faced oppression.
Absolutely faced oppression.
But I'm not really interested in the systemic level here.
I'm asking you, even on an individual level, there's individual racism.
And I asked you, if a black person punches a white person or kills them, for example, because they're white, you say, no, that's not racism.
Well, if we're not going off systemic racism, I guess it would be like a hate crime.
But why is it the case that if on an individual level, a white person walks up to a black person, punches them in the face, you say that's racist.
That's not systemic racism.
Systemic racism would be like an institution barring black people from being in the institution, right?
So I'm talking on the individual level of racism where a black person walks up to a white person, punches them in the face.
You say that's not racism.
I don't think it's racism.
What would it be then?
Punching a person in the face.
You said it's a hate crime.
I mean, yeah, it's being hateful.
I don't think it's actually racist, though.
Okay.
By definition, it would be.
So wait, hold on.
Your definition is prejudice plus power.
Is that correct?
I mean, yeah.
Or, well, that's what I asked you if it was, but is that your definition?
It's being oppressed.
You know, you.
So in order to.
Yeah.
You're saying you need to have your group needs to have power in society.
And only then, even on an individual level, you can be racist to somebody on an individual level.
I think for the most part, yes.
Can black people be racist towards Asian people?
Yes.
But Asian people have a pretty good socioeconomic position in the United States.
I mean, they still face depression.
Which which group of Asian people?
All Asian people?
I think anyone who's not white faces judgment and oppression.
So just anyone contradictory to what you said before.
I'm a bit confused, though.
So what if you're a first-generation immigrant and you just came here five years ago?
Do you think the United States is currently systemically oppressive to Filipinos?
I don't know. I don't. I'm not.
About any Asian country, do you think the United States is currently actively systemically oppressive?
Systemically, no.
Towards any...
I think personally there is personal racism towards Asian people.
Like, there's going to be people who are.
Not from black people, though.
Or would it be from black people?
I don't know.
I'm honestly lost at this point.
I'm going to be so for real with you.
But I feel like I'm going in circles.
How about this?
If Barack Obama, when he was president, refused to hire white janitors at the White House, would this be evidence of systemic oppression?
I mean, I don't think so.
So just to be clear, your definition of oppression, or sorry, racism.
Because there's not a history of it in society.
It has to be a history of it.
It has to be a pattern.
It's not just a one-off thing.
It's a long-term sustained oppression.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know how much ground we're going to actually be able to get because your definition is completely ridiculous and not widely accepted.
So this is, I think, a thing where you basically just redefine the terms of the conversation to suit your worldview so that you basically can never be.
You're just redefining the public.
I mean, that's what I've learned and I've been taught.
So that's what I'm going to do.
Who taught you?
My education, my schooling.
That is.
High school.
Did you learn it in high school?
No, college.
In college, yeah.
We should completely get rid of college subsidies.
This is ridiculous that we're teaching college students that a black person can't be racist to a white person or a white person can never experience racism in the United States.
How about this, though?
If I go to Africa, where I, let's say I go to Nigeria or Kenya, and I don't know, a black person in Kenya beats me up because I'm white.
Have I experienced racism then?
Because you're not the person in power.
You're not.
Just seems like such an arbitrary, totally arbitrary.
Okay, so I can't.
So if I go to a country where white people aren't the majority, I can face racism there.
Yeah.
So if I go to China, I can face racism.
Yeah, probably.
Okay, so I don't know why we need to muddy the waters with these like retooled definitions of racism.
It just seems kind of pointless and silly.
But so you're saying white people can't experience racism in the United States?
Not yet.
Not in.
But they can experience it in other countries.
Yes, if they are not the majority.
Okay.
All right, that's a bit of...
Just because you haven't, like, experienced it, that doesn't mean, like, it happens.
Like it's like a regular thing.
Like it's personal.
Like it's not like a poor is like a majority.
It's personal though.
You see a bunch of people going up and calling white people slurs because they're white?
Because I've never once seen that in my life or heard of it.
Just because you live in like a white.
There was a guy who literally got killed.
We have a Trumper here and got literally murdered.
What happened?
Portland?
Well, no, we had a woman who was on like the subway or something.
Irina Zaruska.
Yeah, she sat in front of a black guy and the black guy.
Wasn't he having a mental health crisis?
And then he said, I got that white girl.
I got that white girl.
But it wasn't because she was white.
It's because he was having a mental health issue.
It's interesting how you can be charitable when the narrative doesn't suit you.
If somebody was having like a conservative was having a mental health crisis and they like murked a person murked a POC, you'd be like, oh my God, this is clear-cut evidence of like right-wing extremism.
I wouldn't.
If they were having a mental health crisis, I would say the same thing.
So that's okay if they're having a mental health crisis.
It's not okay.
It doesn't make it right, but that's not, they're not doing it because of the race.
They're doing it because they're having a mental health crisis.
Do we actually have any evidence?
I mean, so, okay, can we?
They said that that's like, couldn't we just like hand wave away any sort of I think anybody who's inclined towards murder, couldn't we just say everyone is going through a bit of a mental health crisis?
I mean, I'm pretty sure he was in a full psychotic episode from what they reported and his history, what his people who knew him said after they released him for the 13th time.
Yeah, which I don't agree with either because people had said that he was in danger because of his mental health.
But he literally said, I got that white girl.
There were other black people.
He said American was white.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah.
Did you say it's a white girl?
That's not because she was a girl.
It's just an observation.
Do you think if she was black, do you think she would have been murdered?
Probably.
You think so?
Yeah.
I think it was just who was around him when he was having his issues.
Well, no, because there was a lot of people.
It was a time of opportunity.
There is a black woman there too.
I don't know who's because of her race.
Well, I think we can be willing to grant that he was going through a mental health crisis, but I do think it's the case if she was a black woman, probably wouldn't have killed her.
I disagree with that.
Well, I guess there's no way to know for sure, but okay, so wait, hold on.
We got the racism.
Okay.
Can't be racist towards white people.
I think it started, you were saying you can't be sexist towards men or something.
We got into you being a misandrist.
Yeah, I don't know if I would actually classify myself as a misandrist because, like, I've tried my best to establish, I really do aim for peace and joy and bliss for everybody.
Yeah.
At the end of the day, I don't really, and I have a lot of men that I, I have all of two or three men that I love dearly.
I don't think that women can be sexist to men because there could be.
Can a white woman be sexist towards a black man?
I think that she can be, what is it called?
She can fetishize him.
Yeah, there's a fetishization of black men by white women.
You should look into it.
It's pretty interesting.
Well, who's more oppressed?
Black men or white women?
That is a wonderful question.
A lot of people actually describe it as a diamond.
So like white men at the top here, white women here, black men here, and then black women at the bottom.
You're saying, hold on.
Historically, from a historical standard, well, even modern day, I would make the case.
You think that white women had it worse than black men?
No, I wouldn't say that.
No.
So black men had it worse.
So on your stupid diamond or whatever.
It's not my diamond.
Wouldn't black men have to be here, white women here?
Well, can you make the argument for either one?
Because black men, yeah, black men, slaves, got the right to vote before any woman did.
That's a bit dubious, I think.
That it's true because the amendments came in a certain order, I guess.
That part is true, but obviously women, white women specifically, will make that specific distinction, white women versus black men.
Were white women ever slaves in this country?
Technically, no, not in the same way that black men or black people were.
Yeah.
So I don't know if not Having voting rights a few years earlier than women.
That's what I was about to say.
Although there's, I think there's some dispute as to like in practice, a lot of black people actually didn't have quite as much access to the right to vote until like later periods of time.
That's true, like the 60s.
So whereas women had, what's the word for it?
Women had.
Suffrage or no?
No, there's another word for it.
Enfranchisement.
Or disenfranchisement.
Like practically speaking, white women had, from a practical perspective, enfranchisement more than black men did.
Yeah, probably.
Probably.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm just pulling that shit out.
I don't know.
I would say that that's more than likely the case.
Do you believe that all people have the right to vote?
Yes.
Okay.
I just wanted to know what standpoint we were coming at that from.
Yeah, if they're living in a country, they should be able to vote for what happens in their country and community.
Okay.
I don't understand, though, how a woman can't be sexist towards a man.
I don't see how that makes sense.
Well, I think that it's kind of similar in the way to the way that a white person can't be racist to a black person.
It's punching up versus punching down.
So once again, it comes with a redefining of the term racism, the term sexism.
Yeah.
Which is, I don't want to use language.
It's extra work, in my opinion.
That's what debate is: thought and thinking and analyzing yourself.
Sounds like a lot of work.
Yeah, but okay, check this out.
If I just redefine, so I want to redefine necrophilia as I define necrophilia as anybody named your name's Caitlin.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Nice to meet you, Brian.
Okay.
I redefine necrophilia.
Anybody who's named Caitlin's is a necrophiliac.
Well, then the definition's fucking useless.
Exactly.
But it would serve me massively to be able to label you as a necrophiliac.
Yes.
Like that would be really like that would be like an optics win to be like, I'm fucking dunking on this person who like fucks corpses and shit.
Well, no, because I'm a necrophiliac because my name is Caitlin, not because I fuck corpses at that point.
Yeah, but people's understanding of the term necrophilia is something besides that.
Well, if we're establishing your definition here, and then you use that my name to define me as a necrophiliac.
Yeah, but if you've if you've butchered the definition of racism so much that it basically it only suits your worldview, then it basically just means nothing.
That's what I'm trying to point out.
You said that this the racism sexism thing, it's like you can't be racist towards men, you can't be racist towards white people.
It's because you've completely changed this definition to have to incorporate some sort of historical oppression.
I don't see like that's never been the standard for what racism is.
And if you ask most people, that's not what it is.
This is a new invention by woke people like you who want to butcher language.
I really would rather not butcher language.
But you're right.
You're right that it's arbitrary and it's not super strong to shift the semantics around just because of the historical context.
You're not wrong about that.
Butcher language like Nazis and fascists.
Y'all are quoting the wrong person.
I was going to ask, were you pointing at me or her?
Oh, okay.
Where were the leftists?
Okay, so I was actually going to ask, because it seems like you might disagree with her opinion on you.
Okay.
Because it seems like you disagree with her on it.
Yeah, I do disagree.
I disagree with her arguments.
I understand.
I think we all see where she's coming from.
That's what I'm saying.
Never to.
I don't see it.
I want to make sure we're not arguing with somebody over something you don't even believe in.
I don't agree.
Yeah, which is right.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't disagree with what I'm saying.
You can think that all you want.
You're wrong.
Where's your education from?
Credentials.
Oh, I dropped out of college.
Yeah.
Why?
Backstory, let's drop some more on Brian.
That'll be for another day.
That'll be for another day.
But yeah, college is kind of a waste of time.
But for me, anyway.
I agree.
Here, I want to.
I don't know if this is pasty.
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Message from the government of Canada.
I'll play it now.
Fallen underscore deniers.
Can we boost four cents?
One question.
Is it sexist for women to cross the streets at night to avoid men?
Why is the same not true for white people to cross the street to avoid black people?
Is it not avoiding violence?
Do you want to answer that?
That is a surprisingly okay question.
And I can see where you're coming from there.
Both are for safety.
The purpose behind both of those actions is for safety.
Now, the white person crossing the street, their lack of a sense of safety is coming from things like scapegoating and propaganda that they've been falling victim to.
Women crossing the street for safety is coming from either their personal lived experience or the lived experience of women around them.
Yeah, I mean, let me say.
Hold on, let me set this up.
So, okay, you're basically saying justified for women to cross the street because they've had their own bad experiences with men, and then they've heard bad experiences with other women, and maybe they can look at crime statistics, and those crime statistics will actually show that men do perpetrate some crimes more often or at a disproportionate rate.
90% of violent crimes are committed by men, at least 90%.
I would have to look at it.
I'd probably dispute it a little bit.
What's the other statistic?
But what's the other statistic?
But essentially, so is this your position?
Okay.
It's okay for women to have fear or to cross the street because their own personal bad experiences and crime statistics.
Is that your standard?
Yes.
Great.
Okay.
What's stopping a white person who's had a bad experience with a black person and then pointing to crime statistics, which do seem to indicate that black people per capita commit certain violent crimes more often than white people?
What's preventing them, which, by the way, just to be clear, I don't think that I think racism is wrong.
I think racism is bad.
We should judge people at an individual level.
I agree.
But from your perspective, your frame, your lens, what would actually be wrong with a white person from arriving at a basically a racist position?
Nothing.
There's nothing wrong with it, for a white person being racist against black people.
There is.
Answer the question.
I just did.
Okay, but I was going to answer it first.
Wait, so there's nothing wrong with white people being racist if they meet your two criteria.
They had a bad experience with a black person, and they can show you crime statistics that show that black people commit certain crimes more often than white people.
I'm saying that it is justifiable for white people, people in general, to act in a way that they feel protects their safety to a certain extent.
Now, the reasoning behind that can be either logical and, well, regardless within this argument, it's fear-based.
It's fear-based.
Now, does that mean it's right or wrong?
Yeah, for both.
Does that mean it's right or wrong?
Not necessarily.
Not all these men that I'm avoiding in the street are going to be bad and murderous.
But does that make it unethical for me to cross the street?
No, it just makes me put my safety first.
And a white person, like I said, they're coming from two different standpoints.
White, like the percentages and statistics are different from men, you know, white men, you know, being afraid of men versus being afraid of white people in general.
Or I'm sorry, being afraid of black people.
I mean, you wouldn't say that.
You'd basically just have to make the same exact logical allowance, though.
So if you, if the allowance for women is you had a bad experience with a man or multiple men, you have your own anecdotal, your own experience.
You could even include in that you had a friend or multiple friends who've had bad experiences with men.
And then the other thing is, you can be like, well, it's not just my own experience.
Here are these crime statistics.
Yeah.
Logically, you would have to make an allowance, the same allowance for white people as it relates to race.
And you'd have to make the same allowance.
I just said that.
Okay.
Well, why ask me the same question?
Okay, well, if you're fine with that, that's obviously I oppose racism.
Hopefully.
Did you oppose sexism, though?
Yes.
Not against men, because you don't believe that women can be sexist towards men.
Honestly, you're right.
I'm going to concede with that.
I think that the way that I picture it is more on a systemic level, but you're right.
On the individual level, I will say that men, women can be sexist against them.
Okay.
Anya, I'm going to have you read these two chats.
Scott Bessant, a man, the Secretary of Treasury, was appointed by Trump, who literally has a husband.
Trump is just as woke as the left.
I agree.
Plus, communists will never understand humans are inherently evil.
I don't think Trump cares.
Literally.
Brian, you need to watch the interview of ex-KGB Yuri Besminoff with your panel right now.
He describes the BS that chair number two is spewing.
It will clear up all this.
Sorry, it will clear up this stupid round and round you are having.
I think I've seen that a long time ago.
I'm familiar with the interview you're referencing.
I mean, so much of discourse with like leftists or progressives is basically them just not like intentionally misunderstanding you.
So you basically can't have a conversation.
But okay, let's move it on to this.
I guess I'm chopped over.
Charlie Kirk, or pretending to not understand what you're talking about or whatever.
Really quick, because I recall while I was away, Charlie Kirk came up.
Really quick question.
I know it was a while ago at this point, but what do you think about what happened to Charlie?
I think that we should have stricter gun protections to prevent things like that.
But why the hesitation?
I'm just, there seems to be a bit, I detect the hesitation.
I don't like what he, I don't like the rhetoric that he spread.
I think that's fine to disagree with Charlie Kirk, but it seems like you're holding back a little bit on something.
Is that fair to say?
Yeah.
What are you holding back on?
I wasn't sad about it.
Well, I don't think that there's an obligation for people who dislike somebody to mourn that person if something happens.
So true.
But I think that's still not quite getting at maybe how you really feel.
Were you glad?
Honestly, I can answer that truthfully and say no, because like.
Did you rejoice?
I giggled a little bit at the video.
I giggled.
Oh, what?
You're the bulwark.
I don't know if, is that my saying that?
You're the bulwark of like moral, like you giggled when somebody was assassinated.
Okay.
You want good rights and you want everyone to be like.
Yeah.
Well, here, what's going on with the chair?
Is she coming back?
Okay.
Well, before we get into that, what are your thoughts?
I don't agree with killing someone ever.
But do you think maybe you wouldn't do it, but can you understand, like, do you think it was justified?
No, I don't think it was justified.
Okay.
I could see what thought process would lead someone to that, but I don't agree with it whatsoever.
I don't know.
Sure, sure.
Do you think people rejoicing in his death, do you think that's justified?
Once again, I can see why, but I don't agree with it.
Can see why.
Okay.
All right.
i don't know you you were probably you you're celebrating it seems like I didn't celebrate.
You were happy.
You were happy.
Charlie Pardy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I mean, look, there's people I strongly disagree with, but I wouldn't want any, like, anybody to be.
Like, for example, Kamala Harris.
Like, that would be fucking terrible if she had been assassinated or something.
Like, I wouldn't make jokes about it.
I wouldn't be rejoicing.
That would be fucking bad.
What's the right word for it?
It creates, oh my God, I'm blanking.
It's the ideology of it's okay to punch Nazis.
So once you start labeling everyone a Nazi, it's okay to punch Nazis because.
Well, I think you can punch Nazis, but I wouldn't just shoot someone in the neck for their opinion.
Well, it's that idea.
I'm generalizing it, but it's that ideology where.
Why haven't you punched Anya?
Would you kill Hitler if you got the chance?
Now, like, knowing all that he did, that's a big, like.
Oh, no, would you kill baby Hitler?
If I knew.
When?
Do you think Hitler's are made or before Hitler?
What do you mean?
Like, what?
I would get him into that art school.
When he's baby, 11.59 p.m. I don't know what time.
Well, as soon as he became, I mean, there's certainly, I don't think there would be any dispute.
As soon as he would, Germany became a belligerent nation against the United States.
Yeah, you could like teleport and kill Hitler.
Yeah, that'd be totally fine.
Yeah, I think so.
There could even be some argument for, you know, at some point even prior, certainly a point prior to that, but baby Hitler, I don't know.
I actually just stab baby Hitler.
It's like one for seven, eight million.
Oh no, would you stab baby Trump?
I'm still stuck on the fact that you preached peace and you said you giggled when a man got shot.
No, it's very, I'm not going to say I'm like the most morally best or whatever, but you were probably posting memes.
I bet you were posting me.
No, I didn't.
I don't want the government to come after me.
It's okay.
There are certain people that you just don't debate with because they don't come to debates with good faith.
If you're not okay with saying that that is something disgusting and that a mother and her two children now have to live without a dad that got brutally murdered in front of his whole country.
I'm sorry, dude, but we're not arguing in good faith.
The left is more violent, honestly.
They are.
Who is she talking to?
I don't know, but you, don't you, haven't you heard Anya say some really some things you really disagree with?
I've heard her say things I agree with and things I disagree with.
Yeah.
Why haven't you punched her yet?
Because she's not harming me.
We had this talk when you were talking about the title.
She wants to support.
She wants to disagree with you.
We had this conversation.
Yeah, yeah.
I think if you're not actively harming someone, I'm winning, but if you're actively harming someone.
How about this?
Let me bring it back for a moment to dating.
Would you date Luigi Mangione?
Oh, yeah.
Closer to the mic?
Yes.
Would you date Luigi Mangione?
I have a boyfriend.
If you were single.
If you're single.
Hypothetical.
I don't know.
Probably not.
Going around the table.
Knowing what he did now.
Hell no.
Can you check one of you check on the girl?
I want to say yes, but I feel like I should say no.
Do you know who he is?
Yes, I know who he is.
The guy who killed the I know it was wrong.
It was wrong.
Wait, why'd you say yes?
Because he's hot.
No, I'm not shallow.
Let me go a picture.
But yes, you would date him.
I just.
Okay, what about you?
No.
No?
No.
But is he 6'5, Chad, well, Maxilla on point?
Are we looking at the city?
Wait, so did you say yes?
I said, probably not.
Probably not.
But how about then what he did?
Thumbs up?
I don't think it was the right way to handle it, but I mean, I'm also not going to cry over a CEO who denies people health insurance getting shot.
I shed no tears, but I know you don't agree with it.
You think he's sitting there going through each claim and saying no, yes, no, yes.
But I mean, he built a system that is doing that to people.
The system was pre-existing.
But they have the highest rate of denying people things that they need.
He had the power.
That CEO has the power to make the situation better.
And he's instead using the power to make that situation worse.
Luigi, he stood on business.
And I like a man that can protect and provide.
Do you not realize that he had to please the investors?
Because a lot of investors, like, they want to save a lot of money to do it.
He was wealthy and elderly.
I think it's fair to be critical of the healthcare system and the health insurance system in the United States.
That's totally valid.
I have criticisms of the healthcare system and the health insurance system in the United States.
There's a lot of problems with it.
However, vigilanteism and just fucking murking a CEO in the street, completely incompatible with civilized society.
Completely incompatible.
And you guys, you guys are fucking, bro, you guys should not be.
We should just, honestly, you're a citizen, but we should deport you.
Trying to change my answer.
I think we deport both of you.
You guys, we're going to send y'all.
I don't know.
We'll deport you somewhere.
Send me to Sweden, please.
I'm going to deport you to Venezuela.
How about that?
Do you think it's okay if I government?
I'm not saying I'm doing this, but if I went and pulled a Luigi Mangione on whoever the CEO of Planned Parenthood is.
No, I said I don't believe in shooting anyone.
Okay.
I'm sorry, what was your name?
Caitlin.
No, the, well, I haven't done as thorough of analysis.
And also, I am not God.
I don't make the decision of what is right or wrong.
There are things that I think are more ethically justifiable than not.
I think that killing the CEO of Planned Parenthood would be less ethical, I guess.
I would say than killing the healthcare CEO.
I don't know.
Planned Parenthood has killed millions and millions of babies over the years.
Margaret Thanger.
Sorry, Margaret Sanger.
She was literally a recorded eugenicist.
Obviously, it's not Margaret Sanger now, but it would be a different CEO, but they're still participating in that situation.
Like how the United Healthcare CEO was not the founder of healthcare, but he still is participating in that situation.
Yeah.
Yeah, I did see about The founder of Planned Parenthood having some less than ethical choices and lifestyle and ideologies.
And I obviously try my best not to agree with that.
However, abortion is an important procedure that we got to maintain access to.
As you can make a moral or philosophical argument, but if we're going to take it down to what can be quantified, what can be scientifically understood, then it is more ideal.
No, it is necessary to have access to access to abortions because it prevents domestic violence.
It prevents sorry, excuse me.
So we're saying that men become violent because their women have children?
No.
Shouldn't we then go after the men, not the babies that are the innocent victims?
We should go after the men, absolutely.
Yeah, the men that are domestic abusers?
Sure.
Okay.
Why else should we keep abortion?
To prevent back alley abortions.
Abortion's going to happen either way.
It's been going on since before abortion was legal.
It's important that we have a safe way for women to do it.
Okay, but if that was the argument years ago, now women have it for any reason.
They have it all the way up to nine months in certain states.
No, they don't.
That's a lot.
Unless it's medically necessary to prevent the death of a woman, it's almost never.
You're never going to abortion to a woman that late.
It's almost never necessary.
You can post a lot of people.
And look at law and hat.
It doesn't.
It actually does.
It really does.
A lot of them are actually only 1% or under 1% of abortions are actually done for cases of our ancestors.
I mean, all that stuff.
99% of them are elected.
I'll take a final thought on this, but I'll table the abortion topic for later, I guess.
It's okay.
I'll shelve it.
Shout out to Shelby.
Claim donated $200.
Lower the volume.
I don't have the energy for this panel tonight.
What a terrible person to laugh at the death of a person who encouraged conversation.
You had the energy to send $200 to the best.
You are a terrible person.
I'm so sorry.
Yo, Clay, good to see you, man.
Good to see you.
Thank you for your message.
It's not like I just came out about it willingly.
He like probed it out of me real seriously.
She did try to be polite.
I did.
I knew.
I mean, it's like a 30 times you asked me the question.
Because I knew your reaction was.
I mean, your face revealed.
It's true.
I can't help that I'm expressive, okay?
You're expressive over a man being assassinated.
There's a lot of things to express.
Are you able to disavow it?
Just curious.
Would you disavow?
Disavow like the assassination.
Like, is it wrong?
Yes.
I already said that, but yes.
But you were happy.
It's wrong, but you were happy.
I wasn't happy about it.
I just don't like the guy.
And I thought, I just really think he's a bad person.
And he's done a lot of fucked up shit.
So, but, but, okay, so the issue here is that when we go down that rabbit hole, what's stopping your opposition from being like, you know what?
These people do a lot of bad shit.
These people are aborting millions of children, et cetera, et cetera.
We're just talking about abortion.
What's stopping your opposition, like you said, right?
Yeah, opposition.
From just being like, you know what?
We're not going to do diplomacy.
We're not going to do politics.
We'll just, we're going to just do this with force and violence.
And realistically, if there was some sort of civil war between the right and the left, who do you guys genuinely think in a hypothetical scenario where the political right and the political left actually went to a violent conflict?
Who do you think's winning that one?
The ones with guns.
Which is typically which side?
The right.
Great.
I'm so far left that we got to get our guns.
Yeah, that's true.
Horseshoe theory.
I'm not really anti-gun.
That might be the case for, of course, there are people on the left who possess firearms.
But do you think, like, in totality, do you think people, like, do you think it's Republicans or Democrats who own more firearms?
Probably Republicans.
Okay, you think it's conservatives or liberals who own more firearms?
And who are, there's probably more men on the right.
And of the men who are on the right, they're probably like, look, you guys got a lot of soy boys is what I'm saying.
Look, I'm not saying I'm some fucking behemoth fucking juggernaut.
Look, hey, there's dudes on the left who are going to fuck me up.
Okay, look, I don't have any suspicions.
Not suspicion.
What the fuck?
I'm not delusional.
But overall, yeah, man, y'all going to get fucked up.
Maybe.
Just saying.
If it were to happen, if it were to happen, y'all get fucked up.
I would hate for it to be the right and the left in the civil world.
Civil war.
But we're bigger people.
We're the bigger people here.
You know, the right, people on the right.
the bigger people.
You guys can have your...
Because of the Big Macs?
You guys can have your riots.
You guys have your little riots and your protests and all this stuff and your violence.
And, you know, just, you know, hey, you guys have that.
But we'll be here making sure society is functioning and running while you guys have your little temper tantrums every couple months.
And, you know, we'll be here.
We'll be here, okay?
We'll keep society functioning as best.
You guys are fucking making it hard for us, but hey, we'll be here.
We're also the ones talking stuff through.
Like the top podcasts, I mean, I know this is kind of a silly example, but the top podcasts are like right-wing podcasts.
And there's not that many.
I mean, that ideology is becoming more popular.
The fundamentalist, Christian, conservative ideology is becoming more popular.
But that's not a good thing.
I don't think that's a good idea.
And like there's nothing wrong with that.
How is it not a good thing?
It's all about, like, we're all getting to confront.
We're a Christian country.
It's not common.
It is common sense.
The left went too much.
That's why I literally was a Democrat before.
And then I transitioned to Republican.
Yeah.
In 2020, I voted for Biden.
And I was in college.
Like, I was like, oh, like, whatever.
Like, you know, I was being the dummy.
But then after I started to hear both sides, I'm like, I listen to both sides.
I'm not like, you know, the right.
You know, some right-winger is like, oh, yeah, like, I'm not like that.
I try to be neutral as much as I can.
But the left made it so hard.
They made it so hard to be on their side, unfortunately.
And I really wanted to, you know, because I grew up in a Democratic state like California.
Stupid, right, and mean.
Yeah, that's how, that's how, that's how, that's the reason why Charlie Kirk died, unfortunately, because that, I don't, supposedly, if that was the gun, the gunner, we don't know yet.
I think it came out that he was a Republican.
Oh, my God.
And then they also act like that.
No, no, he was not Republican.
He's like trans furry or something.
Yeah, that's not true.
I don't buy that aim that he was a Trump supporter and that their whole family was Republican.
Okay, my family was Republican, but that aim was a little bit for real.
Okay, I do.
Wait, you think the assassination of Charlie Kirk, you think it was right-wing violence?
Yeah, he said that he was a Nick Fuentes fan and that Charlie Kirk wasn't.
Who said that?
Total fake news.
It's fake news.
It was left-wing violence.
Okay.
The Gripers never said they're okay with offing Charlie Curtin.
Like, what?
Nick Flint has had a beef with Charlie Kirk.
But he's not okay with killing him.
But it's pretty clear that the assassin, it was a left-wing.
If that even was him.
I mean, I don't believe those conspiracy theories.
I don't believe in the.
I'm confident he was.
I shouldn't say I'm confident, but I strongly suspect there's not some conspiracy.
I don't know.
Okay.
Here.
Moving on to a different topic.
Here, you know what?
One more thing, then we'll do dating, more dating stuff.
Okay, just curious, is anybody here like a second generation immigrant?
Like your parents, you, you, you?
Or you or first generation or second?
I was born here.
My parents came here.
Came here.
From Russia?
Russia.
Belarus, actually.
From Russia.
My parents came from Egypt.
Egypt.
Okay, so y'all are second generation from Mexico.
I think it's first generation.
When you're born here.
No, first generation is you moved here.
Okay.
You were born somewhere else, but you moved here.
Second generation would be your parents moved here.
I want to respond to there was a chat.
It was asking me.
No.
Yeah, my parents moved from Mexico.
It came here, and then I was born here.
Okay, second generation.
Second generation.
Okay, here's an interesting question.
I guess I'll ask you guys it, but I could maybe open it up to some of the other people on the panel.
If the United States, in a morally neutral, blame-free, hypothetical conflict between the United States and the country of your parents' birth or origin.
Okay, to which country is your allegiance?
America.
America, of course.
America.
So Egypt or America?
Like, if the United States goes to war with Egypt, it's America.
Yeah, because it's a lot of people.
And then curious, yeah?
Oh, oh, no, F3, yeah.
No, I'm good.
Oh, you sure?
Oh, I wanted to say something.
Like, you know, I hear other people say, like, they'll choose their other home country.
But for me, I got racist, like, not like major racism from my own community because I looked white.
I wasn't part.
Oh, like, I got bullied as like elementary school because I was too white, apparently, to be a Mexican.
They, you know, of course, like, I'm going to choose America.
That's all I know.
I never lived in Mexico, so why would I choose Mexico?
True.
Question for you two.
I know you guys aren't like Mexican or anything.
Right?
No, no, no, you're not.
If the United States went to war with Mexico, where would your allegiance lie?
The United States or Mexico?
Neither.
I just don't like war.
I think war's bad.
I am anti-war, but I would want the United States to survive and come through.
Okay.
What if the United States went to war with Palestine?
Palestine is not a country.
Let's say it does not have the capacity to be at war, especially with somebody as far away as we are.
Yeah.
They have what?
In the hypothetical.
Hypothetically, let's say that we did.
The guys in the little eensy-weensy bit that's left of Palestine has the military power to even come close to the military.
Let's just say we went to war with them.
Let's just say, I don't know.
I would be.
Here, let's use.
I'll gently redirect us to a real world example.
With Vietnam, that was a small, weaker country that actually had some military.
We wouldn't think that it had military advantage, but they did end up kind of whooping our ass.
Exactly, right?
So it could happen in Palestine.
It could.
Yeah, maybe something like that.
We got kicked out of Afghanistan.
Yeah.
Didn't we draw back?
But I don't know.
I think we did draw back from we did.
Biden did that.
I mean, what?
So you evacuate, yes, but if you don't evacuate, what happens?
We continue to kill each other?
Is that what you want to?
Ooh.
Like, do you think there was urgency with the evacuation in Afghanistan?
Like, it wasn't just like, we're just going to lolly gag here for a little bit and take our time.
It was like, no, we got to get the fuck out of here.
Otherwise, shit's going to go down.
I don't know.
It did take us like 15, 20 years.
Yeah, well, oh, my God, whatever.
It's not important to the.
Okay, which country is your allegiance?
Is it the United States or Palestine?
No.
Palestine.
I'll say Palestine.
Palestine, what about you?
You should go live there.
I will pay for you to go live there.
Weakness.
Not with more.
But.
But if you had to pick one, your allegiance had to be to one or the other.
The United States or Palestine, where's your allegiance?
I don't actually know.
You have to pick one.
I guess Palestine, too.
She's going to say Sweden.
I did mean Sweden.
Can you and I pick up?
Okay.
I don't know.
Us patriots, boys.
Us patriots.
This is crazy.
I think we should support you guys, honestly.
Even if you're a citizen, like, I think if your allegiance isn't to the United.
I think it's okay to be critical.
You know, look, if the U.S. goes to war, I think it's okay to, like, you could be against the war or whatever, but your allegiance should remain to your country.
I pledge allegiance to the flag.
That's literally the first one.
I don't pledge allegiance to anyone.
They don't have allegiance, though, to the United States.
But that's what I'm saying.
I have to do it.
If you're not willing to say, I pledge allegiance to the flag.
Wait.
Here's a really good question.
Okay.
Maybe the Palestine thing, it's so ridiculous, right?
You say it's a ridiculous hypothetical.
I said weak.
Would you consider yourself more socialist or even communist?
I'd say more socialist.
Okay.
Would you prefer living under like a regime?
So China, I guess, I don't know.
They're not really fully, like they're not, you know, the communist, the Chinese Communist Party, whatever.
They're like, you know, they're kind of whatever.
Would you say they're socialist, I guess?
They have certain social policies in like their housing, from what I understand.
And then they call themselves the Communist Party, but they still operate under capitalism within the global economy.
So it's yes, exactly.
So, but would you say that like China, they're more based than the United States?
Like the way they govern is better.
No, because they have a lot of what they call like a surveillance state.
Wouldn't you need that to get your communism going, though?
I would hope not.
Like I said, my morality isn't always the strongest, but I would not want that.
What country do you think has a better system than the United States?
There's a lot of European countries that have decent systems.
I'm looking for good social.
Which one?
Which one?
Finland.
Finland.
Would you agree with that?
Yeah, I agree.
All right.
Finland invades the United States with their military might.
Why?
To you acknowledging that, I don't know, whatever.
Let's just say, how about this?
It's a neutral hypothetical situation.
So it's not, I don't know, it's fucking neutral.
There's no moral dimension.
There's nothing unethical going on.
Finland invades the United States.
But you really prefer, and Finland's like, we got to liberate these fucking, we got to liberate you.
You white women are oppressed in the USA.
And these Republicans and conservatives, we're worried about them.
We're worried about the slippery slope.
They're going to be, Trump stays in power.
He's going to become like Hitler.
That's what you say, essentially.
He's going to be in the history books like Stalin.
Wait, wait, wait.
Actually, yes, this is actually kind of coherent.
Okay.
So, okay, you say that Trump will go down in the history books like Stalin.
Maybe, like Hitler.
Is that fair to say?
Yeah.
Right.
You say it's basically the same as, you know, 1930s Germany is the same.
No, I'm saying it's starting the same.
It's looking the same, starting the same.
Right.
So don't these wouldn't it be fair if that's what you believe?
Like, what if these other countries think like you think and they're like, whoa, we got to stop Hitler 2.0.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, so they come in and they're like, we're going to, just like how, I guess Trump did to Venezuela recently.
They're like, you know what?
We're going to just fucking depose.
We're going to, we're going to invade the United States, Finland, and maybe it can be a coalition of European powers.
Although, honestly, I'm pretty sure the United States could like smoke multiple theaters of war at the same time and like just that's hold on.
Let me just, oh my God, sorry.
You're trying to sanitize this hypothetical.
I'm just saying like driving yourself insane.
I was just thinking about it.
I was like, the United States can operate in like multiple theaters of war and just like fucking smoke everybody.
But okay, European coalition, fucking Trump is Hitler.
We cannot allow this.
He is rounding up the transgenders, the they, thems, the zerzems.
We cannot stand us European cucks.
You know, at this point, Europe is actually Islamic at this point in the hypothetical.
It's already been taken over by Islam.
So, I don't know, it's the caliphate of fucking Finlandia.
They come in, they're like, we can't let Trump, because Trump is xenophobic.
It's Europeans, but it's basically Muslims, right?
We can't let Trump, because Trump is xenophobic against like brown people, like you said.
He's Hitler 2.0.
We can't let him.
So this is getting crazy.
It's bad.
Okay, here.
I'm going to land the plane.
I promise I'm landing the plane.
Okay, so we're there.
I don't know what it is.
I'm so close.
European coalition comes in, invades the United States, fucking drones, drones the shit out of the White House, fucking Trump.
Boom, done.
Boom.
But we're in the conflict now.
Now we're in war.
They're fucking invading us.
Where is your allegiance?
The European coalition or the United States?
No, the European.
European.
You guys are fucking deport.
We're fucking deporting y'all, bro.
Get the fuck out of here.
Go to Mexico.
If your rights were at risk, right, and this is a situation that we're- My rights?
What rights?
I'm chilling.
I listened and sat through your five-minute hypothetical.
You can sit through my 30-second one, all right?
If your rights were at risk and you're living in a country by the hands of the country that you're living in, that you're a citizen of, and a country comes in wanting to defend your rights, you're going to side with who's going to protect your rights.
Wait, so from your perspective, this hypothetical European coalition, they would be liberators of left-wing liberal people in the United States.
That's essentially.
No, but the right-wing, the right-wing people.
No, okay, hold on.
The right-wing people are down.
Hold on, let me make it better.
Okay, how about this?
Let me bring it to a different level.
So, I was creating, maybe I should have just fucking just made it super simple.
As the United States currently is now, right?
As the United States, not some like crazy hypothetical where, but what you believe the United States to be.
So, you said Trump is Hitler 2.0, basically, in essence.
You said Trump will go down in the history books, just like in the same vein that Stalin did.
So, from your perspective, would you welcome a European coalition to prevent what you think is about to happen?
Fuck yeah.
So, okay, so not just like in reality, if some European or global coalition came in and said, Whoa, what is about to happen, what we think is about to happen, is dangerous, even though really there's no evidence for this at all.
You guys would side with an invading force coming into invading the United continent.
Well, I guess they could get Alaska and Hawaii too.
Invading the United States, you guys side with them, fuck yeah.
Is that a technically like treating war being a traitor to your country?
Yes, exactly.
Treason, there you go, treason is treason.
Fucking deporting.
It's exactly what happened to the bombing.
Like, Japan came and bombed the what is it? Pearl Harbor.
Like, it's like basically you're saying, I'm gonna go with Japan, even though they were like siding with the like Germany, like in World War II.
What would you, what would your answer be if Japan bombed America?
Well, Japan did bomb America.
Would you side with America or Japan?
Well, why are they bombing America to perpetuate Hitler's ideology?
And we're obviously against Hitler's ideology.
No, but it's not.
Okay, you're waiting for you to do it.
Wait, You don't know what happened in Pearl Harbor?
I do know.
No, I know her.
Sorry, Kurt.
Sorry, my bad.
Pearl Harbor.
I'm not really all that surprised.
I know the gist.
I'm not specific.
Are you guys being serious?
Seriously?
Sir, so I'm not creating any other variables in the hypothetical.
Just as America currently is now, but in a hypothetical where America just progressed as it would progress, you would be fine with a coalition of other nations invading the United States to depose Trump.
I did not agree with that.
That was a hypothetical.
I just.
That was.
I mean, if I have to pick a shot, I'm going to go, yeah.
10 to, really?
Yep.
So then, how about this?
Would you be in favor?
Let's just make it civil then.
Would you be in favor of an uprising, a left-wing uprising, attempting to a coup d'etat, a violent overthrow of the Trump administration?
Would you be in favor of that?
No, not a violent overthrow.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
But you said you would be in fine.
Foreign nations can violently overthrow, but it wasn't specified that it was violent.
If you're specifying, how else would I know?
Fucking grab him up, take him out of here.
Yeah, that's violent.
Unless you start murking a bunch of people.
Trump has secret service.
You want to get they have firearms.
You're going to need something stronger.
I'm sorry.
It was baked into the hypothetical I posed to you.
That's baked in.
A foreign invading army.
Well, okay, you're making me pick sides on this one.
I said that I'm not for like war and violence of any kind.
So if I have to pick a side on it, I will go with yes.
Yes to what?
Either.
Both.
Both your hypotheticals.
So yes.
Internal forces in the United States violently overthrowing the Trump administration.
Yes?
Yeah.
But you're way too far gone.
That's so young.
That's so radical.
Okay, so then what is okay, if that's your position, you could not possibly have an objection to the right people on the right suppressing, just basically being like, you know what, this is a dictatorship now, and we're not having another election.
Logically, you couldn't actually have an objection to that.
I mean, I do have an objection.
Well, your objection would rest in a differing of ideology, but you're saying the me, like, it's from your perspective, violence is justified to get your political perspective and worldview to and to tear down the existing.
I don't think violence is ever justified.
You just.
But I said if I'm having to pick one, I will go with the eye.
Versus letting the next few years run their time and there'll be another election and a Democrat may win.
If you think there's going to be another election.
Do you genuinely think there's not going to be an election in 2028?
He already said he's considering running for a third term.
You know what satire is?
You know what sarcasm is?
You know what joking is?
He's not running for a third term.
It's completely ridiculous.
That's impossible.
Even like he can't.
It's completely ridiculous.
He's never cared about what the rules are before.
He's literally trolling.
Like that's like troll behavior.
He left the first time after what a troll is.
That man is 70 in his late 70s.
He doesn't.
He's hilarious.
He's so like, have you seen the memes when he caught like the president, the Venezuelan president?
He was posting some like good as, I mean, good memes, funny memes.
Like, troll me.
We got it.
He might be a psychopath, but he is funny.
I mean, you have to admit, even if you hate him, he's funny.
I think his makeup is funny.
A lefty or not?
Logically, you couldn't actually have an objection outside of it being just a different perspective.
Okay.
So here's my perspective, right?
No, I don't think that we should, like, even if it would, like, even if I could get all the things that I want, yeah, I don't think that we should do some sort of, you know, we're going to completely disregard the processes that we have in place in our country.
So that's elections.
I wouldn't come, like, that's ridiculous.
And certainly not do like a violent overthrow in furtherance of that.
I completely reject that.
You guys are for it.
That's fucking insane.
Hey, fuck it.
Open the door to the other side being okay with that, though.
That's crazy.
And you guys will lose.
You'll lose every time.
That's crazy.
Y'all should not be the side being like, yeah, I'm okay with, we should handle our disagreements with violence.
That's.
That won't end well for y'all.
that won't that's like barely spoken about this You're saying y'all.
Man, y'all crazy.
I could make a good argument.
Y'all, y'all crazy.
All right, let's get into.
Okay.
Shit, how about this?
I need to wait until everybody.
What's going on?
It's not going to happen.
Where is she?
Did she leave?
How about you have her come back and she can just explain what's going on?
And if she's leaving, she's leaving.
I don't know.
But, okay.
Let's see.
One sec, guys.
We're just getting something sorted there really quick.
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All right.
You want to just rejoin us?
Here, I'll wait until you're sitting.
I'll wait until you're saying.
Here, I'll read you Dr. Seuss.
I have a Dr. Seuss book here.
I also have Harry Potter.
A Dr. Seuss book and Harry Potter.
So what's going?
What's going on?
Tell us what's going on.
This isn't really my vibe.
Why is that?
Is it your first time hearing differing opinions?
I'm just not seeking being an internet personality.
You know, I don't even post my face on my Instagram.
Okay.
I don't know.
Well, we're pretty much done with a lot of the more.
I mean, I was, it kind of, the conversation went a bit more political.
I wasn't anticipating it would last quite that long.
But we're getting into some of the more of the dating stuff, so why don't you hang around for a little bit?
How's that sound?
I think I'd rather leave.
Is it a rage quit, though?
Do I seem angry to you?
Maybe rage quint isn't the one.
Maybe.
How would you call it?
Blank quit.
What would you put in blank?
No more spoons, bro.
Actually, yeah.
I don't know what that is.
Wait, did you come with somebody or you?
Oh, okay, okay.
I don't know what the spoon thing is.
I think she should try to Google it.
Okay.
The spoon dealer.
Yeah.
I mean, I think, you know, if women are these strong boss babe, I think you're doing a disservice to like the women's movement and empowerment by leaving.
Like, I think you staying here, despite you maybe feeling a bit uncomfortable or not wanting to talk about this, I think actually would like if you leave, that's like, you know, I'm the me, the big, bad, mean guy.
I don't think so.
Oh, okay.
I'm not saying that.
Well, you probably do think that.
I'm just trying to advocate for myself and my needs.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, like, you know, maybe this is why the wage gap exists.
Maybe this is like, do we really want to?
Like, if you can't handle this.
Can you take your win?
Should we have women in positions of power?
Like, I can't.
Can we space her?
I guess we can do some adjustments now.
Here, so why don't we just do this?
Why don't you maybe we can change up?
So, okay, I guess I'll did you get that on camera?
Like the walk-off here?
The walk-off.
I guess it's a walk-off, you could say.
Okay, well.
We have Brian.
You're being quite ableist right now.
Join me at just a couple chairs, Brian.
Well, yeah, so we're going to take the small chair.
She's going to take, she's going to, you're going to basically be sitting where she was sitting.
I know, like, just a little.
Okay, so hold on.
You're going to take her chair.
Okay.
Can somebody help her?
Mary or somebody?
She's at the back.
Okay.
Didn't she come with you, though?
One sec, guys.
I'll just like move.
Oh, my God.
You complicated this way too much.
All right.
That's one way.
All right.
So, and let's also maybe we're going to take a mic off.
So can you that the center one?
So Nick, what number is that?
This one?
Seven.
All right.
And then you'll mute it over there.
So try to put it all the way under the table.
Sorry, guys.
We're just we just had a quit.
So all right.
Cool.
And then.
All right.
All right.
There it is.
A little more space at the table.
Look, I mean from a harm reduction perspective, I feel my mental health has, because she left, has tanked a little bit.
Like, it harms my mental health when people leave the podcast.
That wasn't really considerate, to be honest.
I feel kind of offended.
It's not because of that.
So, anyways, okay, let's here.
Let's do this.
Ask everyone to rate their own looks, face, body, total on the scale of one, excuse me, zero to ten.
You can't pick seven, starting with you.
I'll do ten.
Okay, what about you?
Five.
Okay.
Six.
All right.
Five.
Okay.
We're doing face and body.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Wait.
Oh, wait.
Wait, wait.
Let's rewind.
From the top.
In towards the mic?
Yes.
Or okay.
Okay.
Here, let's do this.
So it's face, body, total.
So you say like 10 face, 10 body, 10, or you know, whatever it is for all of you.
Nine face, ten body, nine and some change, nine and three quarters.
Nah, total.
Average, median.
Or I guess it's not median, but mean.
So sorry, total was what?
Nine and a half, you said?
A little bit more than that.
Okay.
Five face, five body, five total.
Okay.
Five face, six body.
So like five total.
I think that'll be five and a half.
Yeah, if you average it.
Yeah, five and a half.
Oh, I would do five face.
Body would do like seven.
So like five, six.
Okay, what about you?
I feel like I have a nine body and like a six face, but wouldn't that come to seven and a half?
Seven?
For total.
Yeah.
I'm not allowed to pick seven, right?
I guess if it's the average.
What can you do there?
Yeah.
Sorry.
All right, what about you?
I'll say face like eight, body like six point five.
So like a total of like seven point something face face eight, body seven or six point five, you said six point five.
6.5 body.
Okay.
What about you next?
I'll say eight face, eight body.
So eight total.
Eight face, eight body.
Okay.
What about you?
I would say face six, body eight.
So whatever that is in the middle.
Okay.
All right.
We had some answers there.
Ten.
What do you say?
Nine face, ten body, you said?
Okay.
Yeah.
Just moved to the next one.
Look, why don't average women just view themselves as average?
I don't know.
I'm not average, so I wouldn't know.
I get paid for how I look.
You want me to be insecure?
You get.
Well, you do realize there's like obese women who make money as like plus weight model or what's the plus size.
Are we going to quantify the beauty standard on all levels right now?
Yes, I have a little bit of a big nose.
Yes, I have my little big ears, but I love them.
And people have complimented me on them without me making note of them.
So it's like I can I've learned to appreciate what used to be my insecurities.
What used to but I don't understand you get paid for your what are you?
What are you oh yeah, you're right.
I didn't rate me.
Okay.
I'll just say 4.5, 4.5, 4.5.
Yeah, facts.
Keep your head up, Kane.
So you would be so substantially like you would be doing my bloodline massive favor.
Like, you know, if we were dating, you're doing me major solid.
Yeah, yeah, probably.
Yeah.
It's interesting.
It's interesting.
No, but I wonder why can't why don't average women just be like, yeah, you know, I'm average.
Well, you also said seven wasn't an option.
So seven, five is average.
Seven.
Seven is not average.
There was actually some research done recently that.
Okay.
Tell me your research.
Okay, I will.
Stacy.
Most people will say that they're a seven, whether they're above a seven or below a seven.
That's why you can't do that.
Yeah, they say it, but so I'm just saying that people think they're average whether or not they're average.
So it's like, really, everybody thinks they're average.
Everybody thinks they're average.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, honestly, like looking at this table, I'm going to be honest.
Everyone's pretty average looking.
Some of you might be a little bit above average, but almost everybody at best is average at this table.
Why don't you rate us?
I can do that.
Do it.
Do it.
Go ahead.
Only if, yeah, can I, you fine with, I'll give you a rating and I'll be, I'm not going to be a dick like you're a one.
I'm not going to just be like a dick for no reason, you know?
I'll be fair-ish.
Just kidding.
I'll be fair.
In good faith.
Yes, I'll allow it.
Okay.
Okay, I'm going to do it anyway.
Okay, here, I'll do some ratings.
But first, before I do that, just a couple questions.
You're a 10.
Tell me another woman who you think is a 10, like a celebrity or something.
Like Megan Fox, Adriana Lima.
Oh, they are really pretty.
Jessica Beale.
I don't know Jessica Beale's face off the top of my head, but the other ones that you named are real.
She's pretty good.
Real.
They're tense.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you just as good as like what was a like top-tier supermodel, Victoria's Secret in like the, what was it, mid to late 2000s or whatever?
Like you're.
My body's not the same.
I'm not the same.
Face.
Even face.
Just face, I guess.
People like it.
I'm not saying you're ugly.
If you want to.
It's not going to hurt my fans.
No, I don't think you're...
No, hold on.
Let's be fair.
Don't hurt my feelings, please.
You're not an ugly woman by any...
You're not an ugly woman.
Subscribe to my OnlyFans.
I think you're...
Why would that help?
I think you're like, you're around average.
You're an average-looking gal.
Yeah.
I think most of the women here at the table are around average.
Maybe some a bit below.
Maybe some a bit above.
Look, hey, I'm below average.
I think I'm below.
I give myself a 4.5.
You might think I'm even lower.
knows have you ever got around and rated the girls on the uh recently we started doing it a little bit Do it.
I'll do it in a moment, but hold on.
Okay.
Hold on.
Nick, can you pull up on the Discord?
We're going to pull up the looks tab.
Are we having the people rate us?
Is that what we're doing or no?
That could be fun to do.
Oh, let's do that.
Here, why don't we do, can you scroll up to Jessica Biel?
Let me know you, and this is, we use some of these photos in different segments that we do.
So, Nick, show the one where she's in a white tank top with, like, a crowd in the background.
Yeah.
That's a wall in the background, but there's another one with a white tank top.
Oh, crowd.
The crowd.
What did I say?
Crowd in the background.
Okay, this is Jessica Beale when she was a bit younger.
She's older now, so this should, you know.
And then show us the one in pink, the first one.
Or purple?
My bad.
Show us that one.
All right.
What do you rate her?
Mama.
Who me?
I'm sorry.
Yeah, what do you rate her on a scale of zero to ten?
A 10.
So you, Jessica Beal.
Are you sure you want to get into this with me?
Because I'm about to just argue you until you can't argue.
You're going to argue me till there's nothing?
Okay.
I mean, we are.
How about this?
Give me a man who's a 10.
None of them.
No, I'm just kidding.
The one I'm talking to.
How about that?
Well, obviously, we can't pull up a photo of him.
So can you tell us a celebrity who's a 10?
Unless you're dating like Brad Pitt or something.
Probably unlike.
Have any of y'all seen the 100?
Yeah.
Bellamy in that and nothing else.
I have to agree.
The what?
Bellamy.
Bellamy Blake.
You gotta watch the 100.
They just took it off of Netflix, but it's a really good show.
Bellamy Blake.
Okay, Bellamy Blake.
I don't know who that is.
They took it off?
Yeah, they just took it off in December.
Yeah.
It made me pretty sad.
Oh.
That's a 10?
Not with the mustache, not with the beard.
Yeah, yeah.
It's the character.
It's the character.
It's all the vibes.
No, but I'm just asking looks.
I'm just asking looks.
You can't factor in the character.
Is there anybody else you can point to who you think a male who's a 10?
I mean, I'm not saying he's a good-looking guy or whatever.
What's that one movie?
I haven't seen the movie, but it's where the guy is disabled and he promised his parents that he was.
Ceonardo DiCaprio?
Is it me before you?
That guy is scrum didden.
I am.
Give us a name.
I don't know his name.
I don't know.
Google, is he the main character?
Yes, he is.
Okay, main character, me before you.
Is that the name?
Yeah, I haven't seen it.
I don't know the movie.
It's actually a pretty good movie.
I like it.
People say it's sad, really sad.
That's why I haven't watched it.
I'm sorry.
I don't find him attractive at all, though.
Look at his smile and his dimples.
I mean, and their banter together.
He just looks British.
Scroll down.
Scroll down.
I don't know.
I do love a good guy.
Yeah, he's way too British.
Wait, wait.
The one with the tie?
Those are curly whites, though.
Okay.
I want them to be my parents.
Well, I love my parents, but I want them to be my parents.
How about that?
Charming, charming smile.
So is that Wednesday?
That guy from Wednesday.
Like the new Wednesday?
I don't know who that man is.
So are there any guys who you would say are outside of your looks league who are better looking than you?
Objectively.
Comparatively.
Probably.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
If we're going to look at the beauty standard, no, I'm not everybody's perfect ideal image of what the beauty standard is.
And there's a lot of men that fit the beauty standard of what men should look like within the beauty standard.
So, technically, if we're looking at it objectively like that, yes, go ahead and yawn at me.
Yes, I'm not as objectively attractive as those men, but I might be the most beautiful girl in the world to somebody like yourself, Brian, or the guy that I'm talking to, or somebody that's in love with me.
And they might not have eyes for anybody else, so they're going to call me a 10.
Maybe.
I'm just talking about looks, though.
I'm not talking about, oh, you've built a connection with somebody.
But that changes how you look at them, right?
To a degree.
How many of these women have dated some ugly ass men and called them handsome?
All right.
I'm not going to talk about my exes like that.
I'm sorry.
But if you're dating, hold on.
Even if you're in love with a person, I think you can still be like, okay, objectively, yes, whether you're a woman and you love a guy or you're a man and you love a woman.
I think it's not like a crazy idea for a woman who's dating me.
Like, maybe it wouldn't be the like best thing to say it to me.
Like, I just think that'd probably be rude or whatever.
But like, realistically, if she's like, yo, Brad Pitt, when he was like in his 30s, yeah, he fucking mogs you.
Like, he mogs you, Brian.
Like, yeah.
Of course.
Objectively.
Of course.
To the beauty standard that we understand on a societal level.
Yeah, but so that would mean, though, that in a relationship, even if you love the person, if even if you're really attracted to them, I think you can still be like, Yeah, I'm really attracted to my girlfriend.
I think she's beautiful.
I love her.
But objectively, do I think that there are women who are more attractive than her?
Yes.
True.
Women can do the same.
Love my boyfriend.
He's so attractive, blah, blah, blah.
But is it the case that there are men who are more physically attractive than him?
Yes.
I don't think that that's wrong or anything.
Okay.
But you are a special snowflake, I guess.
I am a special snowflake.
You know it.
All right.
Oh, I was going to rate.
Well, I need what's going on.
I'm sorry.
She's probably fine.
I'm about to not be okay.
And this chair is going to not be okay.
Just kidding.
Yeah.
All jokes.
All jokes, guys.
She's going to need that hotline soon.
Ooh.
That was.
That was a little.
That was.
You laughed at the video.
Yeah, but he laughed.
Yeah, you know how regress is different.
Suicide and murder.
I laughed out of sheer uncomfortability.
You laughed because you actually thought it was funny.
We're not.
I didn't say that.
It was shocking.
That's why I laughed.
I mean, did you say you could make that more clear then?
Okay.
Maybe next time I go on a podcast.
What do you think, though?
So you have your own perspective.
What do you think if a hundred thousand men rated you?
What do you think the average would be?
See, that's a better, more logical way to frame the question.
Is that not what the question is?
No, obviously.
I mean, I think they should kind of be interlinked.
Yeah.
Like, if the world, I think your rating of yourself.
Would you rate yourself versus how do you think the world would rate you?
Those are two vast majorities.
I think they're tied together.
I think, well, they should be tied together.
If 100,000 men rated you, what do you think the average would be?
Maybe I would get between a 7 or an 8.
Full body face and everything.
I've got a nice body.
You got to look at this butt a little bit.
I'm not as plump as this girl.
That is straight up impressive.
And I'm all natural, so I don't got nothing crazy going on.
But I've got a natural little hourglass.
I've got nice little hips and little boobies, a little handful.
I can appreciate it, and men can obviously appreciate it if it's my sole income.
If my objective appearance is, I believe, yeah, my sole income, and I can live off of that and pay my tuition.
it's got to be halfway decent and above halfway decent okay welcome back I want to apologize, but I have to go because I'm hurt ride.
Well, why doesn't she just come back so she doesn't cause an interruption to our production?
I don't know.
I think she is having anxiety.
Yeah, do you want to scoot into the table a little bit for us?
I think she is having anxiety.
Okay.
So there's ways to cope with that.
There's ways to wait.
She can only sit over there, too.
So you don't have to leave.
I don't want to.
We have Tylenol.
I want to make sure she's okay.
And we have energy.
We have Tylenol.
That sounds like a really good idea.
Oh, I apologize, but my friend's mental health is important to me.
Yeah, I mean, this is kind of why, you know, when it comes to leadership positions, when it comes to the wage gap, I mean, you're basically essentially just reinforcing that women are these fragile creatures that need to be pampered and you need to be placated and you need to be what's the other word?
Ragebait 101.
Coddled.
It has nothing to do with her.
She's barely a woman.
She's 18.
She's still growing mentally.
Her prefrontal cortex has not gone out.
That's an adult.
Watch what I say.
What the fuck are you talking about?
So anyway.
They'll think.
What?
Okay.
I'm happy.
Whatever.
I'm putting my thoughts out.
Okay.
No, he's not.
So she's an adult.
She has the right to vote.
I don't understand her mental well-being.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, I want to say, but I have to put her over this, and I apologize.
And thank you for having me.
So you're leaving the podcast because your friend she's having the two bitch quits.
Can't she just take like an Uber back home or whatever?
And no, we came from pretty far and she doesn't have her own.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
She doesn't have the money.
That's a really expensive Uber.
Okay.
I mean, why does what was her thing?
Was she wanting to just sit in the back of the studio or what was the deal?
Yeah.
You gave her toys?
She has autism, and I think this was over-stimulating for her.
Yeah, well, I know, that's for sure.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, how about this?
Why don't we just have her sit in the back or something?
How does that sound?
I don't think she wants to come back in.
Yeah.
Okay.
So can she just like there's hold on?
Let me go private for a sec.
That.
That.
Um.
I don't think she is up for that at the moment.
Okay.
So are you?
I mean, there's so much more to get into.
We didn't even do your notes.
We didn't do her notes.
I mean, I'm fine with her if she wants to just hang out back there and wait for you, I guess.
How about we do that?
I can ask her if she would be okay with that.
Do you want to just text her and then come back and report the response?
Okay, we'll do that.
She just never comes back.
I mean, that might happen.
I mean, look, ultimately, I think it was a pretty tame show, to be honest.
Pretty tame.
This is like, yeah.
If Andrew Wilson was here, dude, get him on.
Get him on, please.
At that point, that's a good idea.
I'm such a sweetheart.
I'm such a mean.
I was really hoping you'd be on.
Wait, what?
If you brought her on with him, like, that's just not right.
Yeah, that would be kind of like, that's sick.
I'll pay you to do it.
The point I was making is Andrew Wilson isn't here.
Thank God.
You just get very gentle, soft.
Yeah, Brian.
Brian.
Unproblematic, unproblematic, Brian.
At least he'll say that he's not a racist.
I can't appreciate that you'll speak out against racism a little bit.
Well, I'm sure his favorite women are black.
I only date black women, actually.
Big Labia Matter.
It's actually.
I gotta pee.
Just pee at the table.
The whole table's gonna be a little bit more.
We'll just give you a water bottle under the table.
Imagine that, how fucking crazy that was.
All right, go pee.
I'll talk to the other guy.
Let me talk to the other guys.
Let me talk to the other guests for a little moment here.
All right.
Oh, boy.
All right, chat.
Well, okay.
Hey.
Hey.
Caitlin.
All right, let's get into the other guest notes here.
Lou Meen.
Oh, that's the girl who left.
Okay.
Let's do.
I need to get this side of the table a little bit.
I've been, you know, we've got to get you guys in a little bit.
All right, let's do Leia.
So you're technically with someone, but it's open concept.
You have tons of insane stories.
The list never ends.
You said you're very opinionated.
Okay.
So, like, give us three insane stories, 30 seconds each.
Well, now that everyone thinks that I sleep with 30 guys at a time, I think that might justify as one.
No, it's okay.
You clarify.
Okay, give us two.
I did.
All right, give us two then.
Oh, man.
Off the top of my head.
Off the top of the dome.
Come on, you're from fucking New Jersey.
We're going to be sitting here.
My whole life is insane.
It's literally insane.
Pick one then.
Pick a day.
Maybe.
Come on, Jersey.
Did you fuck Paulie from Polly D?
Or what's his name, Polly D from the Jersey Shore or whatever?
Poly D.
No.
Not my type.
Oh, my God.
I can leave right now if you want.
That would be awesome.
Oh, you're later.
Yeah, I'm going to go find her.
Oh, I'm going to go find her.
You lost her?
Well, I don't.
How do you lose someone?
I don't know, but I have to go find her.
Go out their doors.
Make sure she's doing okay.
If you are able to convince her to come back, I will give each of you a $2 bill.
All right.
I will talk to her.
Tell her about the $2 bill.
That's definitely worth it.
Do you know how much a $2 bill is worth?
That's crazy.
It's more than $2.
That is.
That's a good deal.
Oh, look, I'll just say this.
You and your friend, well, I guess first, thank you for coming.
Although I am pickled?
Not pickled.
No, that's not the word.
I'm at a loss for words tonight a little bit.
I mean, although that's not heartbroken, anything new.
I am ruffled.
Slightly gay, but whatever.
I am ruffled that you are both leaving because there was much more to discuss.
Yeah, this was not ideal.
Wait, so why doesn't she care about her mental health, but she doesn't care about what you want?
She does, but I'm going to put her mental health above me doing a podcast because she's one of my best friends.
But what about your mental health?
But, anyways, I would just say this as a parting goodbye.
The lack of willingness to contend with views or thoughts that you disagree with that you might, I guess, for her were at least triggering.
And look, maybe there were, I don't know, the lights, she said she had autism, whatever.
I understand.
It's, you know, in front of the cameras and all this stuff, people who disagree with you, I get it.
It can be a lot.
But I think what you would espouse is what you're so against.
We will continue uncontested to make ground socially, legally, culturally, politically because of the weak constitution of no offense to you.
I guess it's mostly your friend.
The strong thing to do would be like, yeah, it's a bit of an uncomfortable conversation.
I don't like hearing these things, but I'm going to sit here.
I'm going to defend my worldview.
I do understand that.
I do think if you really do believe in the things you believe in, you ought to stay steadfast and even in the face of, you know, hearing things you disagree with, even acknowledging that that might be uncomfortable for you, being like, if we're going to, you know, see our worldview manifest itself, leaving a podcast, walking off a podcast,
quitting a podcast because your Fifi's got a little bit hurt.
Well, that's not why I'm leaving.
Well, you're proxy.
You're leaving in proxy to her leaving.
Yeah, but it has nothing to do with your opinions.
I'm perfectly fine having conversations with people with other opinions.
Okay.
Well, are you saying you want to do a round two without her?
That could be done.
Yes.
I don't think she.
We'll see if she comes.
I mean, look, that would be a redeeming.
You want to do a redemption arc?
We can have you back.
But I do have to continue on with the production of the show.
Yes.
Thank you so much for having me.
I appreciate it, and I wish I could stay.
Yeah.
All right.
Bye.
Bye.
It was nice to meet you.
Body count.
Do you want to just body count really quick?
Just yell it out.
You don't have to 17.
Ratings.
Oh, ratings.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I'm going to adjust.
I almost wonder if I want to adjust the seating arrangement.
No, no, no, leave the chair there.
We'll here.
I'm going to do some readjustment here.
Okay, so she's going to keep there.
I'm going to put you in that chair there.
And then you.
Yeah, yeah.
So take that center chair and then you take that center chair over there.
I'm just going to, I got free space now.
I can stretch out a little bit.
So mute number two, I guess.
All right.
Sorry, guys.
We're playing musical chairs here.
I apologize for the little pause in the show here.
This seems much more entertaining.
All right.
There we go.
And now we've got a little more breathing room.
Got some Lebensraum at the table.
All right.
Okay.
Welcome back.
She left.
You were gone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Reminder, guys, if I can have everybody.
They never took them.
Oh, when you paid you the $2 or whatever you gave me.
Or who was.
No, you gave me $25.
Oh, that was nice.
That was nice.
I expect a weekly tribute, by the way, every single week.
Oh, no.
Have that shit on schedule.
Anyways, okay, let's get into, oh, the rating thing.
All right, I guess I'll do a rating.
She's gone.
You guys all gave me the green light, so we'll do it.
Okay, so I'm not going to be a dickhead.
I'll be trying to be fair and nice or whatever.
But first, I think I should start with me.
Okay.
Hmm.
Okay.
I said I'd give myself a 4.5.
So I'll start with, I'll say some negatives and positives.
I'll start with positives, right?
Decent eyes.
Blue eyes.
Good.
Tall, 6'1, good.
Somewhat decent symmetry.
Negatives.
So overall good eyes, but poor under eye area.
Fat.
Need to lose weight.
Fat.
So that's going to be fat in the face, fat in the body.
I mean, they're related, obviously.
Big nose.
I guess I'll leave it.
There's more, but that's my ego can only take so much.
You miss 10.
Miss Perfect.
Okay.
I won't rate.
I'm not going to rate bodies.
I'll just rate face.
You guys would have to stand up and do a fit check.
We're not going to do that.
I'm not going to.
That'd be objectifying.
I feel like that'd be too much.
Little much.
Little much.
Face.
All right.
Face.
Before I give you the rating, I'll give you some positives and some negatives.
Do you have lip filler, though?
No.
This is just lip block.
Do you have a lip flip?
No, I don't have nothing.
Okay.
Nothing.
Except lash extensions.
So your lips are definitely above average.
You don't have to do that.
That's okay.
You're like, that's crazy.
Don't get me.
Hey, well, hold on.
Your lips, they're not perfect, though.
They could be, the bomb could be a bit bigger, top could be, but they're good.
They're good.
Good lips.
Good lips.
Are they?
All right.
Don't get too horny, okay?
My job.
Pump the brakes a little bit.
All right.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
All right.
You do have blue eyes, but you're wearing the fucking fucking strumpet lashes.
I'm not going to lie.
Those are crazy.
Those are fucking gigantic.
Are they?
They're huge.
I hope.
But you do have nice blue eyes.
You have nice blue eyes.
Look towards me.
Although, I do think your eyes have like your eyes are slightly blonde.
What's the term?
Downturn or fuck.
What's the term?
No, there's a term for the tilt of the eyes.
You have negative.
I think you have a slight negative canthel tilt.
You have decent eyebrows.
Skin clarity could definitely use some work.
No make.
You have like clear skin?
What are you talking about?
Honestly, it's not great.
No, there's some.
I'm going to cry out.
Hormonal issues that I'm still discovering.
So like my chin.
Can you fit turn that way?
This way?
Or all the way?
Or how much?
He's like brutal.
You know what?
Look, I'll just say this.
I'll give you a five.
I'll give you a five.
I'll give you five.
I feel like it was pretty good.
Yeah.
He seems mean.
Yeah, I think five is strict.
Five is good.
You let's see here.
Keep going.
Do you have covered up?
That's not even fair.
Do you have lip filler?
Yeah.
Okay.
Have you had any other Botox on your face?
In my forehead.
In the forehead.
It went away, though.
Okay, so you have a slight negative canthel tilt in your eyes.
Your eye color, it's like hazel or I think so.
Yeah.
You do have lip filler, you said.
Yeah.
It's artificial, but so aesthetically, I wait.
Can you turn face that way?
No, the side profile.
Okay, yeah, I do see the lip filler bump there in the lip.
It's pretty bad.
But lip filler typically looks better from the front than it does from the side.
So with I personally, I don't like the aesthetic of the lip filler, but do you have lip filler in the bottom lip too?
Barely.
It's always big.
Do you have a lip flip?
No.
You have a lip flip.
Are you having fun with this?
Nice.
I am.
You have nice.
Are they natural or do you kind of?
I'd say they're natural.
Yeah.
Well, you don't like draw them.
They're not drawn on.
No, I outline the shape already.
Whatever.
Yeah.
You can't think of anything nice.
You have nice teeth.
You have a nice smile.
They're very crooked, but thank you.
Your facial thirds are slightly unequal.
They are.
You know this?
I know this.
Oh, you know this?
I know this.
Slightly unequal.
You're can you turn that way?
Your lower third is, I think, decent though.
Like the chin area?
Like the there, there is decent, like decent ramus, somewhat decent projection.
Good.
But unequal thirds, facial thirds.
I agree.
What does that mean?
Is it like your symmetry is off?
No, not the.
The mid and the blonde.
Yeah, there's like lower, mid.
There's different types of symmetry.
I'm going to go ahead and give you five.
Oh.
You want just the honest truth?
Go ahead.
Can I have you scoot your mic to the edge of the table in a little bit?
Yeah.
Perfect.
All right.
Hmm.
You have nice eyes.
You have a positive canthel tilt.
does that mean so your eyes are instead of being like downturned they're yeah you have i think somewhat you have hunter feline eyes uh You have slightly, I want to say slightly, the forehead, slightly unequal.
Like in terms of your facial thirds, you have a good mid-face ratio.
You have a good lower third.
Turn your head that way.
Have you had the nose job?
No.
No?
Okay, you have a good nose, strong nose.
That's actually my least favorite part about myself.
So you're perhaps slightly bulbous, but your side profile is strong.
It's the Russian thing.
Yeah.
I like that word.
Oh my god, bulbous.
Good lower third area.
Have you?
I don't have any work done.
Do you have the dimp, the freckle tattoos or I just draw them on?
Oh, you draw them on?
I have like natural ones, but it's winter.
You see how pale I am?
They're coming.
Do you have a lip filler?
No.
Really?
No.
I don't.
Turn that way.
Lip flip?
Nothing.
Nothing on your lip.
No, I get like laser on my face for my acne, but that's it.
I think, I mean...
Shut tan before this.
I think we got to give you at least eight or nine, like for real.
I want to say 6.5.
I think I like this.
4.5, Chat.
Chat, what do you think?
Let me ask Chad.
I think 6.5.
I think 6.5.
My chat's going to take a minute to catch up.
Go to live.
It's catching up here.
I'm going to see.
I'll start on you, though.
You are wearing a lot of makeup.
Like, if you're wearing a lot of makeup, it makes it a little bit hard to.
Do you have lip filler?
Yeah, I do.
Have you had any other like Botox or Chin, but that dissolved already?
Chin, okay.
Okay, some people, just really quick, going back to you.
Some people are giving you seven, seven.
Yeah, I think 6.5 to 7 would be would be fair.
I think in that range.
Yeah.
Although y'all are wearing makeup, so makeup kind of, I don't know.
Makeup kind of, you know.
I think 6.5 is fair.
For you.
No?
You disagree?
This is what is single-handedly caught.
Well, maybe not single-handedly.
Causing the male loneliness epidemic.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Like, it is, we are all so, all of us, every single one of us is so much more attractive than you are.
Even if we're not a big fan of you.
He said that, though.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
He said he's a four.
I know, but like, what the hell are you talking about?
We, like, we did ask for a rating.
Yeah, we did.
No, you, he wanted to give us one, and he had to ask us for permission.
We were like, oh, good.
But so far, so far, I've, of the people I've rated, I've rated them more attractive than me.
So I.
Yeah, but we're significantly not by half a point.
Not by half a point.
Not by one point.
Well, I think you'd have to factor in.
You're pretty.
I like your nose a lot.
I like your nose, especially from the side.
I like your nose.
I'm so insecure about my front nose because it's like more like in Mexico, there's like the Aztecs and all.
I have that type of nose, but my mom, I believe her family came from Spain.
I have the tall niche, like the tall nose bridge.
But if I look straight, you just see, that's why I love contouring.
Contouring my nose.
Like, even if, let's say I was a one, and maybe you're like just out of vindictiveness.
You're like, yeah, Brian, you are a one.
Even if I was a one, you don't need to be a weatherman to know it's raining.
So in this case, regardless of my own standing in terms of my own attractiveness, that really wouldn't have, I know it's hard, like you want to do this thing, like who are you to judge, right?
So that would basically set this thing up where, well, okay, only like a male model can give somebody looks ratings, which logically doesn't make sense.
Regardless of my own attractiveness or lack thereof, I can still, because I have eyes and because I'm have a model scout, I would let you rate me and I would be insulted.
Because they are truly the analysts of what is attractive, what fits the picture.
You.
I'm a man.
Yeah.
Model model scouts.
I'm a man.
It's all gay men and women.
I've had a lot of women on the show.
You see women in media.
You see women all the time.
I don't, I'm not, by the way, I'm not like some, like there's people who break it down even like way crazier.
Like I'm trying to think of some examples.
Like I have a very elementary level of like face analysis.
I don't agree with that.
What do you mean?
You commented on the cantile of my eyes.
Yeah.
I have no idea.
That's pretty advanced.
I mean, it's kind of basic.
And there's certain things I'm like not totally for.
Don't you?
I mean, if you just like quickly like, boom, what would it be?
Like, like without the hyperanalysis, is the hyperanalysis just for justification?
Well, I could just look and just give you a number.
I don't have to do that.
I'm not like calculating out.
No, I can just look and instantly come to one.
Yeah.
But all those things are factors that are you almost kind of instantly you see someone and you almost instantly know.
But then you can do an analytical breakdown.
But yeah, look, I don't think I'm, bro, I'm overweight.
I'm chubby.
You're not overweight.
You're pretty good.
Okay, well, also, thank you, but fluffy men are so in right now.
Oh, they're the best.
Thank you.
Look, I put you in like a pearl.
Trust me, I'm a polite one for violence.
I ain't nothing special.
But that wouldn't stop me from being able to be like, okay, well, she's this or she's that.
Okay.
You can have me clip.
I already see the title now.
North Carolina Racist Destroyed.
You.
That's you.
I'm the North Carolina racist.
A little bit because you don't think you can be racist towards white people, which is kind of.
Okay.
It's kind of racist in its actual stuff that matters instead of numbers that are well.
I got to finish the rating.
So we did ask for a while.
Before you so rudely interrupted me with your she's got a racist accent too, doesn't she?
She's she's from the south.
You sound like a racist.
I bet your parents were fucking slave owners.
You know what?
Give her, she's half black.
Give her, go get some cash.
Reparations.
You know what?
Don't give me money.
Give her reparations.
And I do it.
Reparations.
She's black.
Yes.
Wait, can we do that on the show?
Can we do reparations?
Do it.
Wait, do you believe it?
She's black.
She's half black.
I'll go get my damn money.
Yes.
Let's fucking go.
Get your cash.
Get your money.
You're about to get it.
Hey, this is a company.
Hey, see, you guys get something when you come.
Actually, can we, Mary?
Can you remind me anytime we have a black person on the panel?
Reparations.
Oh, reparations.
I will get the black person reparations.
Black is a kid's ton of part of Africa.
What does that count?
Like 3% black or something?
I am actually.
Oh, my God.
You cheap ass fucking two.
That's what the men do in the strip club.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, my dad is a Yankee.
No slaves.
Look at that.
Wait, would you?
Oh, wow.
All right.
She came in hot with that one.
Say, I put that shit.
You have it.
Yeah, now this is reparations for you, Sally.
Okay, you each get one.
Actually, we got a black card.
I'm a confessor.
Do you see what just happened?
See?
You just gave her money.
Her money is now my money.
Oh, we're robbing you after the show.
You gave me money.
See, we're all jumping.
I get it.
It's going to be okay.
All right.
Let me finish with the looks rating here.
A lot of makeup.
Are you wearing color contacts?
No, these are my brown eyes.
She's not beautiful.
Okay.
Wait, what made you think it was wearing contacts?
There's a bit of lightness.
I don't know.
Like, it's not full black.
You know, brown.
I have like light brown eyes.
It's just a pretty light brown.
Can you see?
I don't know.
Like, they're really cool.
On the license, it says light brown.
So, beautiful ladies.
I'm going to give you a 4.25.
I'll give you 4.25.
You, I don't know.
You wear so much makeup.
Yeah, I have to take glasses off.
I got contacts on you.
You wear so much makeup.
Can we, do you want, do you want to take it off at the end of the show?
I worked so hard on it.
Nose contour is so good.
It's so hard.
Honestly, I'll just give you five because I don't know what the fuck is under there.
I actually look better without it.
It's a stylistic choice.
I'm taking off.
Stylistic choice.
All right.
You.
Let's see.
Hmm.
Let's see.
You are wearing a.
Do you put on the freckles like on you?
Thank you guys.
Have you had any Botox or anything?
Lip filler?
No procedures.
Okay.
Your eye color is nice.
Those are your natural lashes, or it looks like you're wearing a little bit of.
I have put mascara on them.
Or whatever.
Okay.
I'm going to go ahead.
I'll give you.
Honestly, I think.
Okay, look.
I'll just.
Do you want me to be brutally honest or you want me to pull?
No, yeah.
All right, so you and me are in the same boat.
Like, we both could stand to lose a bit of weight.
We're both chubby.
We're going to hit the gym together.
We're going to be 2026 is our year.
2026 is our year.
We're going to lose some weight.
But I think, honestly, I think if you thinned, got like a bit thinner, you would mog.
I think you have a good facial base.
I think you would mog, but the eyes are nice.
The eyes are nice.
I think I give you, I think, you know, I'll just say five.
I'll go ahead and say five.
Maybe 4.75 if we both lose some weight.
You know, I think, anyways, whatever.
You, you have nice blue eyes.
I'm just going to get rid of the, whatever.
I'm not going to do this big analysis here.
I give you a five.
I give you a five.
Just to give us all the pretty much the exact same answer, except for one or two.
I want to, I feel left out.
You put so much more effort into it.
I know there's a lot going on here.
There's too much makeup.
It's try.
There's too much makeup.
You didn't even ask the design profile.
You didn't ask if I had any work done.
Do you have lip filler?
It looks like you might have done it.
No, I don't have any work done, guys.
All natural.
Okay, of course.
Of course.
All natural.
Are you what's it called?
White fishing?
What?
Like, is your makeup, like, is that the skin?
Like, lighter than my skin tone?
Well, does it match my neck?
Yeah.
Actually, yeah.
Yeah, it does.
I'm just.
You're light skinned.
You're blazing.
You're almost.
That undertone, though, like.
Okay, well, you can.
That doesn't count.
No, I'm so pale right now.
Is your black dad?
Is your dad black?
Yes, he's full.
Okay, your mom is what?
She's Chinese and like some kind of Pacific Islander.
Okay.
If I come back and you're skinny, I'm going to be really upset.
Oh, yeah, you have to.
I mean, he's past that threshold.
Gonna look in this year.
Sorry.
The thing is, though, is I could have been skinny two years ago, but I refused to do Ozempic.
Keep that fluff on.
But I'm failing at raw dog and Breda.
Huh?
What about Reda?
What's that?
The peptide.
Oh, my God.
Isn't that like Ozempic, man?
Works wonders.
Ask her.
What is it called?
Breta?
Reda.
True talk.
Isn't it like a GLP1?
It is, but not attack bone mass.
Oh.
Reda?
I'll look at it.
Or muscle mass.
Brian's like muscle mass.
No, I've been stubborn.
I'm like, no, I'll just raw dog the diet.
And then like two weeks later, I'm eating fucking cookies.
I'm fucking up.
I'm fucking up.
It's hard, you know.
It's hard to lose weight.
I'd make you gain like another 20.
You're a feeder.
No.
You're a feeder.
I just cook.
I'm a Russian woman.
I cook.
I'm a Russian woman.
No, you'd have to like cook healthy food just so you have to cook healthy.
Everything's more like exercise.
But I don't know.
It's diet.
It's all diet.
It's bones.
Well, yeah, exercise can help offset it, but it's mostly all through diet.
And muscle growth is more ideal for your health.
Speaking of muscle growth, Miss, do you think women are stronger than men?
We've talked about this too much.
We've talked about it.
We've talked about it.
We want to do it again.
Yeah, we'll do it.
We'll do it briefly and then I'll finish up the looks rating thing.
I thought we already finished.
Well, I finished the ratings, but there's more to the segment.
But wait, hold on.
I've moved everybody.
So do you think women are strong, physically stronger than men?
I think women are capable of being stronger than some men, but like we discussed last time, apparently there's a meta-analysis that controls for levels of adrenaline, grip strength, and various other aspects of strength that still end up proving that men are stronger than women.
If that is the case, then I will concede that men are more genetically predisposed to being stronger than women.
So on average, are men stronger than women?
I don't know.
Sure.
Didn't you just say yes?
Showdown right now.
All right.
Yeah.
Let's have another two-hour conversation.
Well, I mean, it's you basically, I think, conceded it, but I just did.
Yeah.
But you did say that you think your mom could beat up Brock Lesnar.
Did I say that?
You did say, you did say that.
So is that still your do you think?
Okay, how about this?
Do you think your mom could beat up Brock Lesnar?
Not right now, because unfortunately, my mommy just got done finishing chemo treatments.
It's the chemo that's if it wasn't for the chemo, she'd fuck Brock Lesnar up, though.
Maybe.
I have faith in my mom.
She's a strong lady.
She's a strong, independent.
Well, you need muscle mass to get through cancer.
So and she did it.
Yay.
She must be strong next.
Well, how about this?
Hypothetically, once she's fully recovered, would she fuck up Brock Lesnar?
Yes.
Statistically, with my facts proven.
Wait, what do you mean statistically with your facts?
Can I bullshit just one time?
I don't.
No, you're not allowed.
You got to be.
Yeah, he's going to jump on you.
Maybe not.
Maybe she wouldn't be able to because he was like the bodybuilder, right?
The bodybuilder.
Brock Lesnar was a he was the heavyweight championship champion of the UFC.
So, no.
No, probably not.
Because she wasn't a trained fighter, or she isn't a trained fighter.
So no, she doesn't have the technique.
I don't think any woman in the world could beat up Brock Lesnar if he had the flu and COVID and syphilis and appendicitis.
I think Brock Lesnar could be on a hospital bed getting appendicit, like getting his appendix removed and still murk every single woman.
You got stats on that?
I do have stats on that.
Show them.
I have a stats.
Yeah.
Oh, there's definitely stats.
Brock Lesnar could be Brock Lesnar could be wait.
Okay.
So do you think he's the strongest man?
No, I don't think he's the strongest man in the world.
Okay.
But he's stronger than every single woman in the world.
Proven?
What do you mean, proven?
Well, let's prove it.
Let's let's do some averages, run some means and medians, man.
She wants a meta-analysis.
I want a meta-analysis right now.
Yeah, ask that guy.
Yeah, so what does this guy look like?
Yeah, can you pull up a picture?
Google Brock Lesnar.
I can only assume Brock Lesnar.
You've probably, maybe you've seen him.
He used to be a professional wrestler too.
He was really big in the UFC a while back.
And yeah, Brock Lesnar.
Do you watch sports at all?
Like, have you seen a UFC fight?
I have.
I really don't like to watch them.
I'm pretty sensitive.
Yeah.
Do we have a.
For the most part, do we have a photo here?
Oh, you.
Oh, my God.
He's a big boy.
Oh, my God.
He's got a little head.
Yeah, no one's beating that up.
He doesn't have a little head.
It's just his trap.
He's just huge.
Everything else is just really big.
So this man is, I'm willing to wager, stronger than every single woman.
Combined.
Well, not combined, but stronger than every single woman who lives and who has lived.
And he could, if I mean, not that we would want that, but in a fight, he would be able to beat every single, well, not just beat, but be able to kill every single woman who lives or has lived.
I think that your belief is supported by faith.
And I support you in your faith.
Supported by faith.
That's beautiful.
That was so poetic.
That's great.
Okay.
He said, okay.
Yeah, women are just.
Okay.
Did anybody else, anybody else think women are just as physically strong as men?
Anybody?
Anybody?
Bueller?
Me.
We have one, two.
Wait, how many?
We got seven people.
Wait, one, two.
Three, four, five, six, seven.
Okay, we're good.
All right.
Oh, I guess going around the table, do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time?
Yes or no.
I don't know.
I can't tell the future.
I don't know why I can't tell the future.
What do you think then?
Did you just make fun of my southern accent?
I don't did just make fun of your southern accent.
That is oppression against southern people.
Well, let me tell you, darling, why don't you go fucking- You don't know nothing about the south, you damn California avocado toast boy.
I'm talking about the avocados.
I know this about molasses.
You think you're from the south, but I'm from the south of California.
Yeah.
I'm from fucking southern California, west side till we die.
So, Cal.
I don't, yeah.
Yeah, nigga, we will both match this way.
Yeehaw.
Okay.
So I'm going to hope for yes, because I only plan to improve from here.
She only hopes to improve from here.
Okay, how about in 20 years, will you be better looking?
So at 41?
Better looking?
No.
Okay, you're 25, better looking at 35.
You're 25?
27.
Oh, my.
Sorry, that was the girl who used to be there.
I can be 25 if you want.
That's crazy.
I think he was 18.
This is why it's not a problem.
It's not a woman issue.
That was wholeheartedly in autism issues.
Wait, I'm going to redo all these.
Okay, 27.
That was a chromosome difference there.
Yeah.
And then it was amazing chromosomes.
Wait, she was 18, so let's get rid of her.
And then whatever.
Okay, you're 27.
Better looking at 37.
Again, I'm going to hope so, depending on how much surgery I have, but maybe not.
Okay.
If my butt stays here, let's hope so.
Do you have any surgeries?
My boobs.
Your boobs?
They're fake?
Yeah.
Implants are.
You should have disclosed this information as soon as you think.
That's why they're out and about.
I paid for them.
I feel deceived.
Like a man.
Okay.
What about, so no plastic surgery, better looking at 37?
No, I think I probably won't be, but I hope so.
Okay, and then were you better looking at 18?
No, I'm in my prime right now.
You're in the prime.
Yeah, better, better looking that.
Even though I'm a five.
Was the booty there at 18 or developed?
It's gotten bigger over the years, but it was always there.
Always there.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you have a regimen?
Do you do squats or is that?
I actually almost never do legs.
Totally, natty.
Okay.
Good times.
I'm a labia guy, so I don't have to.
So you get it.
Get what?
No, I just don't have a dog in the fight, you know?
It's like girls ask me, are you a butt guy?
Are you a boot guy?
I answer.
You're just a labia guy.
I'm a labia guy.
A labia guy.
Okay.
Valet.
Yeah.
So you really have to get to know the person.
Or you just ask the girl.
Right, right, right.
Like, that's romantic.
Yeah.
That totally goes over well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Within like five minutes of meeting.
So how are your labias?
Tell me about your labia.
Yeah.
You got an idiot or an outie?
They love it.
Yeah, any or outie.
I think that's a fair.
Would that be a weird.
Just look.
Yes.
Yeah.
You can kind of tell, though.
Like in jeans, lugging shorts.
You can tell if somebody has a jeans, you can tell.
I don't think so.
What kind of thing?
Bro, that's in order to be able to tell in jeans.
Okay, okay.
It depends how big of a labia we're talking.
I'm sorry.
I don't think there's any labia big enough for you to be able to tell in jeans.
I don't think so.
In jeans?
If you have camel toe, that's an Audi.
Camel toe is not exactly.
Camel toe's something different.
Are we talking about the same thing?
I think that's just your inner labia or outer toe.
Let me help.
We're going to go to the Discord.
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to show you.
I think it's in the.
There's a picture.
It's in the resources media.
Are we about to look at a picture of labias?
No, we are not.
I don't know.
But don't worry.
No, we're not.
But here.
The sandwiches.
Show us the sandwiches, please.
Yep, ready?
Oh, I see.
Oh, so.
You're talking about inner.
The inners.
No, it's like the outer inner.
The inner labia is the lips.
Okay.
So the outer labia is like the skin.
Regular skin.
That's the.
Yes, the regular skin, I guess you could say, but there's the lips.
When I'm talking about Audis, I'm talking about lips.
So A, that's an innie.
B, outie, C, also outie.
Which one's your fave?
B and C are both good.
I mean, B, that's kind of like their meme in at that point, but they're both solid.
Solid.
But no, you wouldn't in genes?
No, no, no, because we were talking about two separate things.
You were talking about just.
I think you're talking about outer labia.
Yes.
Which I don't really care that much about.
I mean, outer labia.
You got to specify this in your mark.
It's still kind of nice, but interlavia, when we're talking about innies and outies, that's...
You've got to specify...
That's the speed.
Why, are you, you want to tell us something?
Is it true?
Oh, wait.
What's the point then?
Yeah, why?
No, what's the point?
How do you like a sandwich but don't want to eat it?
What is the point?
I will engage with you guys on that.
But first, I'll finish this segment.
So I'll just say the, I'll just write oral, I guess.
And we'll talk about that.
We'll talk about the guys.
We'll talk about it.
Oh, my God.
Let's talk about it.
Like, who was that guy who had beef with Eminem?
Machine Gun Kelly?
No, Machine Gun Kelly.
Was that Minnie?
And he was like, let's talk about it.
I actually kind of liked that.
Machine Gun Kelly's.
I mean, Eminem.
No, listen, Eminem smoked Machine Gun MGK.
I kind of liked his.
Anyway, whatever, whatever.
How did we get to labia?
Wait, what?
Wait.
I don't know.
You were talking about you would look camel toe.
How did we get to the labia?
Get your mind out of the gutter.
It wasn't me.
I don't know.
Oh, would you be better looking when you're older?
How did we get to lookia?
You gotta check your butt or something.
Yeah, butt and boobs.
And then you said you're the labyrinth guy.
Yeah, you're blaming it on me.
Well, you guys were like, oh my God, your boobs.
I didn't know they weren't real.
Okay.
Will you be better looking in 10 years?
I'm actually going to change my answer from what I said last time.
I think I'm hoping to God that my skin clears up in 10 years.
And then, yes, I think I will look better.
20?
Have you done any accutane or anything like that?
Oh, I do Tretinoin.
Like, I'm a crazy Tretinoin person.
And I also do like laser treatments on my face, like CO2 lasers and stuff.
Have you done chemical peels?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've seen that.
That's pretty intense.
It's hard.
It's rough.
Is it painful?
Yeah.
Like your skin burns.
What sucks now is that I used to get them more before I started doing content, but I work literally every single day for like I film every single day.
So I have to block out like a week that I know I'm not going to have to film because my face gets so like red.
When you say film red, do you do boy girl content?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, we've spoken about this.
But just on OF, not like for, I don't know, bang bros or some shit like that.
No, no, I'm not mainstream.
What's it called?
It's mainstream.
Is that mainstream?
Yeah, I'm not mainstream.
Have you done mainstream stuff?
What do you mean?
Like P-Hub?
No.
Like for traditional porn producers, like Bang Bros, Bang Bus, or whatever.
Bang bus.
I don't know.
He's like trying to act like he doesn't know the size of the slam van browser.
I think that's what.
Yeah, that's one.
Oh, yeah.
No, none of that.
Okay.
Do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time?
I don't think so, but I hope so because I'm for sure going to get surgeries done.
Botox fillers, whatever.
You're 26?
Yeah, 26.
Okay, so at 36, better looking.
Let's say no fillers.
No, no, no, that shit.
Yeah.
I would say no.
You would say no.
No.
Because the skin is just going to, like, you're going to be aging and all of that.
Do you think you're better looking now at 26 or are you better looking at 18?
I would say no.
18, I didn't know how to dress.
I didn't know how to style everything.
I would say no.
Look better.
You are 18?
Or wait?
No.
21.
Sorry.
The musical chairs threw me off.
21.
Better looking at 31?
Closer to 15.
I'm going to say it's a hard 50-50, honestly.
I really can't tell.
I think if I got some treatments done, maybe.
But don't crack.
It won't.
Realistically, though, everybody's going to get older.
She's blazing.
Okay.
Do you think you'll be better looking?
You're 18, right?
Yeah.
100%.
Better at 28.
What about 38?
38.
Better looking.
I am Egyptian.
Low-key, we got good jeans.
So, yeah, I think so.
What about 48?
Better looking?
No.
You're 27, right?
Better looking at 37?
I hope I age well, but I don't think I'll be better looking.
And then better looking now or better looking at 18?
I'd say now.
Okay.
We have a fun little segment where we've AI advanced all of you.
What?
What?
I'm scared.
What do you mean?
We've aged all of you.
Do we have that pulled up?
All right.
Oh.
That's pretty good.
That's much better than the one you used last time.
It's giving mother.
That's granny.
Honestly, though, they did you some favors in the OG one, in the original one.
They kind of.
Could I have you just take that thing off the table, the lipstick thing or whatever?
I do not support AI.
Let's just say that.
I support AI.
Okay, get out of here.
It'll bring.
Actually, you would need AI for your communist utopia.
Yeah, you would need artificial intelligence, I think.
Everybody wouldn't want to do anything.
You need rubber.
There's going to be at least one job somebody doesn't want to do.
Anyways.
Okay.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, we'll do these.
Okay.
Next.
Oh, brother.
Well, who's doing these?
Oh, my Lord.
I think it's cute.
Wow, the first one looks like rude.
To be fair, they level you up a bit.
Like, they've leveled everybody up in the first place.
Yeah, they do.
I don't like that.
Second photo.
She's still good.
Still good.
I feel like I look better without whatever the fuck.
But holy shit.
Exactly.
Exactly.
That's crazy.
Oh, I think it could be so much worse.
That's like 90, though.
That's not, you're not going to hit that until you're 90.
Next.
Okay.
That's pretty good.
Hey, yo, hold on.
Who's doing these, bro?
Yo.
Yo.
Y'all doing.
I don't think these are us.
Y'all, y'all being on YoIB looking like my grandma, though.
Yeah, they're poetic.
Computer.
All right.
Next.
Wait, she looks sweet.
Bro, they're too nice.
Too nice.
Was I too?
That's a sweet little nanny.
No.
I think.
I think it was one of you.
I think I pissed her off.
You were just so mean.
So mean.
I feel like it was her vibe.
Next.
It's just like playing with a baby.
Why do I look old from the start?
Do I look like that?
No, you don't.
What the hell?
And then I turn into a different person.
Maybe it's not fine.
Wait, wait.
Chat, chat.
Hear me out.
Hear me out.
This is going to sound a little fucked up.
You still.
You kind of, like, just on the face, you're almost hotter.
I got better.
The oldest one?
Yeah.
You might actually be hotter.
Yeah.
I'm going to have to agree.
Like, am I. Am I.
No, I agree.
Wow.
You have something good in store.
What?
Thank God.
You're going to be a guilt.
Wow.
I better hurry up then.
Yeah, shit.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, shit.
Kind of.
I don't know.
Next.
Because I'm scared.
Oh, whoops, did I?
Oh, guys, that is not what I know.
You don't look like that.
You guys are that one.
What?
You don't look like that, Rob.
You don't look like, hold on.
So, okay, look, to be fair.
That looks Indian.
Also, the skin tone was worked for a lot of people.
You guys, that's not what I look like.
They look at your mouth and like your.
Wait, look at the end of the microphone in the first picture.
They AI'd the picture as it is.
Like, already.
What the hell?
It's been passed through AI at once.
I don't know what that is.
Yeah, They've been AIing the first photo.
I wanted to redo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, next.
Oh, my God.
They took away your smile.
They don't want you to be happy, dude.
And your eyes are black now.
Oh, my God.
My smile changed.
You're so faded.
That's crazy.
Crazy out here.
All right.
We got one more.
Oh, me?
There's more?
Yeah.
Oh, what?
Whoa.
Bro, who the fuck took all the black out of the Asian.
Wait, I actually have to.
Wait, that looks like my grandma.
Wait, okay.
Which one?
The last one looks like my grandmother.
She's 90-something years old.
And the middle one looks like my mom.
And she's in her like 60s.
You know what they did?
They just made you full Asian.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They took the black out of these.
They made you Asian.
Okay.
You're no longer Asian.
I just kind of like smoothed my face out a little bit.
Like, I still.
I mean, you don't look like more than that, but you know, hey.
Really?
Not that much.
Anyways, what next?
I guess it's going to be me now.
Oh my god, bro.
Hell yeah.
You all fuck my shit up every time.
Yeah, you look like a gnome.
A gnome?
A motherfucking gnome?
You look like a gnome.
I feel like that's the most realistic.
That is pretty realistic.
I don't think that's bad.
Oh, it's pretty good.
They have favorites.
That's all pretty good.
Yeah.
You guys, whoever did mine.
Yours wasn't bad.
It just like made you feel like that didn't look like you, bro.
Santa Claus.
I'm a fucking lawn gnome.
What?
Mess up your mouth.
Your mouth doesn't look like that.
All right, next.
Is there next?
Do we have gender?
We do.
All right, so this is the funnier one.
We made you all men.
Bro, we made you all dudes.
We gave you all dicks.
Yeah.
I can't, like, I wouldn't be a man.
I would be a boy.
All right.
Let's.
You got that going?
All right.
Let's pull that up.
Boom.
Okay.
We look a little too young.
Who's doing these?
Who is doing these?
He's a little young.
Come on, bro.
That is not her looks.
That's a real thing.
That guy mogs, no offense.
That guy mogs the shit out of you.
That dude fucking, I mean, he's way too youthful, but he mogs the shit.
He's 21 years old.
Well, I mean, there's, you can see dermatologists about that.
But anyways, look, that's crazy, son.
Son.
Son?
Son?
Thank you.
Come on, bro.
Who's doing these?
You're fucking fire.
Definitely take a sick.
I love you, though.
I can't see it.
All right, next.
Or wait, really?
What the fuck?
Would you date the male version of you?
Yay, you would.
Only if he has a big dick.
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
I mean, look, do you want me to be honest or lie?
How about he has an average dick?
Would you date him?
What's average?
Wait, would you date anybody?
Would you date anybody with an average dick?
Or was it just him?
Your size queen.
I was just going to say.
Well, that's not going to work out between me and you and me.
And here I thought the chemistry was really.
Oh, yeah.
This would be a big one.
No, it really was.
I was thinking about it when I was sitting here.
Oh, yeah.
You felt you love the chemistry in her.
I really did.
It would be like a hate fuck.
Well, I feel like I would run you like a dog at some point.
It would be a hate fuck.
I would hate it too.
You would not hate it.
This pussy's nice.
Oh, my God.
Please.
I only date women with Audis, so I don't.
What do you?
I got B, man.
I got number B. You're so fucking insane.
I don't care how fuck.
If you, you could have.
You could have the world record labia.
I'm sorry.
You're too, you're too woke.
I can't have sex.
I can't.
You're too unwoke.
I can't fuck asleep, dude.
Asleep?
Oh, okay.
I see what you're saying.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just couldn't do it.
Sex is that?
Like, I don't even.
He said, oh, I get it.
I don't think it would work.
All right.
Anyway.
I really, this is a really awkward breakup.
I've been labia fish, though.
Like, girls think.
You know, like, have you ever had a guy like, oh, I got a big dick?
And you're like, what the fuck?
I've had that, but the reverse.
Does it not feel weird?
Does it not feel like rug burn?
Rug burn?
What the fuck?
What?
Rug burn.
If it's long, like that.
Rug burn?
Rug burn.
Or not rug burn, but like, does your labia feel like a rug?
No, but I'm saying if it's going like that against your tape.
Yeah, doesn't that feel way too wet?
Are they flopping around?
There's supposed to be something.
In this scenario, yes.
Big labia.
What does it feel like, Brian, to be in a big labia?
They have blue birds.
Hold on.
I'm just saying, wait, what?
I'm just saying, I think y'all maybe have had experiences.
Guys lie about their dick size.
I've because I think most men prefer innies.
Now, there's other men who like Audis, but I think most men prefer innies, right?
And fuck those guys.
But look, hey, whatever.
People can have their preferences.
But what was I saying?
Big labia.
Who knows?
Really?
No, I'm just saying.
I've been labia fish before.
A girl says, oh, I got an Audi.
And then.
I guess it's what you consider an outie.
Like, how much are you looking for?
Yeah.
Like, do you want the whole sandwich?
On like ROB House?
Well, yeah, there's different levels of Audi.
You know, there's very.
But, like, not even a naudi.
Like, you're so judgmental.
What if just nothing's enough for you guys?
Yeah, for real.
Nothing will ever be enough for men.
Asymmetrical labia.
Yeah, that's.
I'll like you half as much.
Half as much.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so it's complicated, I guess.
Does it feel different?
Like, it feels better, yeah.
Like, I feel like you would.
Just like using my mind.
I'm not going to get graphic, though.
Anyways, we're talking about bringing up.
Are we dating the men's version?
Oh, the guys.
Would you date the guy?
Okay, all right.
And she said he had to have a big dick.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Do you want to date guys with big, big penises?
Do you try it?
Do you have a type?
No.
And is it black?
No.
I'm with a white guy.
He's whiter than I am, and I'm pretty pale.
Is he a Trump voter?
No.
No, he's not.
Is he soy?
No.
Okay.
No.
No, it's Nick.
Did you guys hear that laugh from Nick?
That was great.
I liked it.
That was good.
Yeah.
That was a good one, Nick.
All right.
Wait, okay.
Let's get through it.
Let's get through it.
Sorry, guys.
And then we'll get into some good stuff.
Mogs.
Totally Mogs.
Totally Mogs.
That's exactly like, yeah, that's perfectly accurate.
That's definitely accurate.
That is the most accurate one I've ever seen.
Would you kind of creepy?
Would you date him?
He's a bottom crush on her.
Ah, man.
I don't know.
He's a little too soy boy for me.
He's a little too soy.
He's got a little bit of lipstick on it.
I think the AI needs to be masculinized a bit, but this, yeah, okay.
Like, this would be you if you were trans.
Like, I don't know if it was magical.
I don't know if these were masculine or not.
Properly.
Next.
Edgar.
I see the Edgar.
Yo, I look like an Edgar.
Why do I look like an Edgar Jeans anywhere?
I'm going to get up for like, I'm just going to run to the bathroom, but you want to run through the rest of them?
Yeah, okay.
So would you date him?
Would you date him?
No, I will never.
No.
No, I will never date him.
I don't think Edgar is.
It's because you're wearing so much bigger.
He can't.
I would never date him.
No.
Yeah.
That's what's about.
Looks like a cartoon.
Oh, they covered the text.
Low-key?
They covered the boob.
Where'd it go?
Low-key.
I'm going to have to go with a solid no on that one.
I can't.
Yeah, moving.
I'm scared.
Oh, okay, okay, Habibi.
Come to Dubai.
Pick it up again.
Guys, it's giving like rap, like, wannabe rapper.
Yeah, it's giving soundcloud.
I would definitely rapper.
Have you?
Arab guys are low-key toxic, and I'm eight guys.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, no.
It's a no for me.
It's the little evil bad juju.
Why are they?
They kind of turn the same.
I'm really curious.
Guys.
Which you did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why not?
Maybe for like a little bit.
Maybe the lips weren't so.
Looked like it had lipstick on.
Yeah.
He was kissing other pitches.
That's one.
He was.
Aww, that's a fruitcake.
I said I was going to be a twink, though.
Isn't it K-pop?
Yeah, K-pop or Japanese boy.
Uh-uh.
So you date him?
Fuck no.
Wait, let's bring what's it called?
Does he have a girl version of himself?
Oh, you got it.
It actually looks way better than him.
Every time I've seen it.
Oh, no, it's we chop today.
You know what that looks like?
You know, Chris chopped today.
What's the person that used to be on like Mr. Beast?
Oh my gosh.
Do you know which one I'm talking about?
Wait, pull it up again.
Guys, pull it up again.
Pull it up again.
Chris.
I hope they don't.
Where'd it go?
You guys, I don't know, but his name used to be Chris.
He went back.
He went back.
He went back?
Yeah, he changed.
No, he changed.
Christian.
It's the one that used to be like Mr. Beast.
He had a wife and a kid, and then he immediately walked out.
You know which one?
That one looks exactly like wait.
But he's now a guy again.
Guys.
What?
My childhood's coming back.
Is he still working with Mr. Beast?
I have no clue.
I don't think so.
All right.
Thank you.
Are we?
Did you do me yet or no?
Oh, yeah.
Would you date the female version of the picture?
Show it to me really quick.
She's cute.
Yeah, I would do it.
I would do it.
What would you rate her?
What would you rate her?
Let's see.
Pull her back up.
We're all like.
She kind of mogs a little bit.
I'd say like five.
That's a mod.
What's your threshold?
Let me say, you know.
Wait, so guys.
Look, not more.
Between five and six.
I'm deciding because they're everybody he's five guys.
Yeah, that's an average-looking girl.
She's average above.
What about that bulbous nose?
Is making a screaming average?
Do you think she's below average, or what do you think?
I think just knock it down like a quarter of a point.
No, no, that girl's minimum five.
Pretty cute.
I don't think you get.
No, I believe you.
I changed my mind.
No, I believe you.
Brianna doesn't go below a five.
Okay.
I agree.
That's ridiculous.
She's hot.
She does look annoying, though.
Somebody in the chat said.
She looks like a Karen, I guess.
Anyways, whatever.
Okay, wait.
So that's everything for the look segment, I think.
We're going to come back to the oral sex thing.
Oh.
Because you guys, so okay, apparently you guys wanted to talk about this.
Don't eat.
Sorry, what do you guys think?
Tell me what you think.
Are we all going to shame him for this?
Oh, yeah, I was like, wait, why do you care about the size of the labia if you're not even like really into it like that?
Just this your own sensory pleasure, your own pleasure.
That's all that matters to you?
Visual and sensory pleasure, yeah.
What about like finger stuff?
Selfish.
What do you mean?
Like you like the way it feels?
Finger?
Do I like the way it feels your finger?
I mean, I like the way it feels with fingers in the sense that yes, I guess.
Yeah, I mean, I thought it was pretty straightforward, but I just don't want to be like my fingers aren't like experiencing pleasure, but what your fingers are feeling.
It's like the heart, what the heart is feeling.
It's like, yeah, sure.
Do you want her to go down on you?
Whoa!
Yeah, he does.
He just loves the whole stream out.
Reciprocal, then.
No, I don't.
Yeah, I mean, I believe.
Okay.
Where do I begin on this?
All right.
We're going to get demonetized again.
No, we'll be fine.
Does anybody else want to weigh on this oral sex thing?
Why don't you go down?
Why don't you choose not?
Is it a religion thing?
Because there's someone who's not really religious, to be honest.
But there's some guys that find it like, like, ew, like, against it.
They're very against it.
Yeah, but for me, it's not religious.
So, what's the reason?
You just want to do that.
I'll get to that in a moment, but I want to hear from the rest of the.
Before I get into my piece, I want to give you guys a chance to talk.
I'll be honest, though, it feels like a waste of time.
Yeah.
Like, eating?
Like, eating?
Especially if they don't know how to do it.
For the guy to go down?
Yeah.
It's a waste for you, anyways.
Just in general.
For all women?
Some women enjoy it.
Oh.
Some women don't.
I mean, I'm sure some women do, but like that much that it really matters in a relationship.
Oh, it's a deal breaker for someone.
Really?
Sex and intimacy in general is always going to be like a deal breaker in relationships.
Yeah, but people like different things.
What do you think?
Yeah.
What do you think?
Me?
Yeah, if a guy won't go down, is that a deal breaker?
I mean, no, it's not.
Like, it's not like I don't think it's a deal breaker.
Not a deal breaker.
Okay.
It's not a deal breaker at all.
A guy can be asexual.
It's not a deal breaker.
Asexual.
I've never, okay, like I've never asked my partner to do that, but I feel like if a guy is adamant about like, I'm never going to do it and we're together and like, you've seen my body.
Can I have you scoot your mic that way a little bit?
Scoot it that way?
Yeah, sorry.
Continue.
I just think that that, like, the need to express like how against you are like doing it is the weird part.
I've, I don't.
Like, no, no, like, if my, my partner specifically, like, I've never asked them to do it, but if they're like adamant about not wanting to do it, I think that that's a little odd.
It's like, why?
We're in a relationship and like.
I mean, I wouldn't say I'm adamant about not doing it, but when asked on a podcast where you discuss topics, I'll explain myself, of course.
But I'm not, I don't know if I'm.
It's not something I want to do, but I wouldn't say I'm like adamant about it.
Well, then, yeah, exactly.
That's different.
I don't know if that's the right framing.
What do you think?
I think that men that want to have sex with women should be eating it.
I don't care.
Do you think, so I think that was this last episode?
I think they said I was gay.
They think it's kind of gay to not go down on a woman.
So do you have to do private parts?
And like, I.
But do you think it's gay for a guy who doesn't want to go down on a girl?
Is it gay?
Yeah.
What do you think?
Is it going around the table?
Is it a little gay?
I feel like it's a little bit gay.
It's a little bit gay.
Okay.
Just a tad.
Why?
I feel like you should want to be attracted to that.
But I am attracted to the labia.
I feel like it's a turn off if you don't want to.
Okay.
Personally, I'm not a fan of it.
You don't.
You're not a fan of receiving.
No.
Okay.
I would rather give than receive.
So, like, it's not a huge deal to me, but it is a turnoff if you don't want to do it.
Yeah, because it's not.
Even though you don't really want to do it.
Because you should want every part of me.
Every part?
Like, you don't need to like.
Every part.
Every part.
You can yearn for the top.
The toes?
Even the toes.
Like, want the Tossing a salad?
Even toss the salad with the toes.
All of it.
But like, would it be gay for a man to not want to toss your salad?
Depends.
No.
I just feel like, well.
But he doesn't want every part of you.
Tossing the salad is a specific act.
Like, that's not a part.
Like.
Well, I mean, it's pre- I feel like that's entering a different realm, though.
Like, that's like a side quest.
Yeah.
Facts.
I guess.
Is it kind of gay?
It almost feels gay to eat.
Like.
What the fuck?
No.
No, no, no.
And I'm not saying in general.
But just the contrary.
No, no, no, no.
I swear to God, anytime that I've gotten that, it feels weird because I'm looking down at him.
He's looking up at me.
Like, he's kind of like, I'm a very submissive woman.
So looking down at a man, I'm like, he looks like a little simpying.
He's like your little child.
I'm a little baby.
Yeah, that's definitely psychologically shaped.
I'm like, get it.
I don't like it.
This is weird.
But do you, I mean, aside from that, do you not find it enjoyable?
I don't like it.
Does it do anything for you?
No.
Wow.
Sex doesn't do anything for me.
Oh, you can't climax?
I can.
It's just I really have to do it myself.
Like, I've come from with a partner.
That's fine, but I've come from sex once in my entire life.
Like, I could honestly.
Is it psychological or maybe?
I could get married to somebody and never have sex again, and I'd be happy.
I'd be fine with that.
Don't you shoot porn, though?
Okay, yeah.
But also, I was wondering about that.
I mean, I've learned how to make myself somewhat enjoy it.
Yeah.
There are definitely parts about it that I can enjoy.
Well, I think you can enjoy sex even if you don't climax as a man or a woman.
For me, like, like, I will nothing about like hookup culture would ever entice me because the idea of like hooking up, like, there's nothing attractive to me about having sex with somebody.
But, like, the one person that I shoot BG content with, like, we've learned very small things that help out in it, that make it enjoyable.
How long have you been doing the boy girl content?
For like a year.
And it's with the same guy?
Or have you swapped it?
Same guy.
One guy.
Same guy.
Only one guy.
One guy.
So he's your boyfriend.
Come on.
No.
You guys just fuck and that's it.
It's not, you guys, do you guys watch?
He's my videographer.
But do you guys, I don't know, kick it after and like watch fucking SpongeBob or some shit?
I mean, we hang out, but like, he's not my boyfriend.
But we don't like hanging.
Y'all fuck.
And he's the only guy you're fucking, right?
For content.
Oh, do you sleep with men?
No.
I'm like celibate.
Well, I mean.
In terms of civilian life, you're celibate.
Yeah, I don't.
How long have you been celibate?
Like, I just.
Since my last boyfriend, probably, like two, three years.
Okay, so in the past three years, you've only fucked the guy who you fuck on camera.
Yeah.
Really?
Again, sex does nothing for me.
If sex actually mattered to me, then actually that might be a good point.
But I do allow.
Are you allowed to say the N-word?
That was random, but you know, I do think that.
You're black and Asian.
Well, I say it anyway.
Wow.
Not the hard R, though.
Maybe just the A.
I don't think I've ever...
can you do me a favor whenever I say really can you end it with like because I can't say it so So let's just do.
Let's just do it.
I think that was one of the things that they told us not to say.
Yeah, what's your marriage?
Oh, it's okay now.
I think it's okay.
So, like, he's allowed to see other women.
We'll just do it once.
He's allowed to say other women.
So you've only been, let's repeat the segment.
Okay.
You've only been with The one guy, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Oh, you've you didn't say really?
You didn't say that?
No, I'm getting there.
Hold on, pumpkin breaks.
I'm getting there.
In the past three years, you've only had sex with one guy for one year for content, even though sex means like nothing to me.
It feels like nothing.
Really?
Yeah.
I'd prefer a nice.
Oh, my God, bro.
You really thought I was going to say it?
Yes, I thought you were going to say it.
Of course not, nigga.
Oh, my God.
You ruined.
Oh, my God.
My joke's better.
That was good.
That was good.
That was really good.
Boo.
Okay.
So, anyways.
Okay.
So, where were we?
This is why you're confused.
Why I said 30 guys.
Oh, yeah, because, like, I like it's more fun for me to talk to somebody and like intellectually like do this.
This is so much more riveting and feels better in my mind than sex ever has.
Being on the whatever podcast.
This is my favorite thing in the world.
Somehow that's a valid.
I don't know.
It's been a while since we've been trying to get you back on.
No, I actually love coming on here.
It's so fun.
Careful, grabbing the mic.
We're busy gals.
So you're saying that being on the whatever podcast is better than sex is what you're saying.
Wow.
I mean, debating.
Yes.
Debating stuff like this.
What just the two people walking?
That was 10 times better.
That was a fun.
That was like a bad thing.
That was 10 times better.
That was high octane.
If I could have that, if I got married to somebody and they were like, we're doing that every night, let's do it.
You'd rather have a debate every single night.
Either the strongest marriage ever or you guys are literally going to kill each other.
I don't want to debate with him.
I mean, I'll debate with him a little bit, but like, let's say in a hypothetical world, you and I were like married and you and I'm debating.
We wouldn't have a dead bedroom, but we'd be having debates.
Okay, yes.
Is that what you're saying?
So you and I would be sitting right there and we'd have a bunch of like people that we'd just be debating with all day.
And this would be like my dream marriage.
Nice.
Well, different priorities, different people.
We are hiring a helmet girl.
But actually, I think the audience was liking you, but a condition of working for the whatever podcast, you can't be a sex worker.
Yeah, that's what I feel.
So when you're ready to stop OnlyFans and you want to start your streaming career, which by the way, I think will be, could has the potential to be more lucrative than being on OF, you can reach out to us and we'll sit here.
You're a liar.
What do you mean?
Felicity had an OnlyFans.
Now she does.
No, she.
Oh, she broke the rules.
We parted ways with her.
We parted ways with her because she started one.
So you and I did the contract, though.
What's that?
You and I'd have to be dating them.
That's the fun part of it.
I don't know what to do.
Like you and I were like going at it together.
I'm talking about you just being like a team member.
Yeah.
A team member.
A co-worker.
Not dating.
Boring.
Also, the whole asexual thing is probably going to be an issue.
Anyways.
I wouldn't call myself an asexual, though.
Oh, well, you don't have to.
Oh, yeah.
It's too woke.
I don't.
You don't have to.
Oh, like, maybe you just haven't met her.
I'm really good at it, but I need a girl who wants, like, who need.
Like, I understand that you would like go.
It's possible that I just haven't met the right person.
Because, like, I have.
There are people.
Like, for example, if you put Morgan Wallen in front of me, I am on that, like, right now.
But that's interesting.
Maybe it's just the people.
No, I can't.
I don't think I can date a girl who's like, she's just, she's going through the motions.
I couldn't have that.
Like, she has to.
She has to want, she has to have the desire.
But, anyways, we were going around the table on something.
Oh, the oral sex thing, right?
Do you think it's gay?
Oh, yeah.
Do you think it's gay?
Do you think it's gay?
It's kind of gay.
Is it kind of gay?
To not know it.
Is it kind of homosexual?
I don't think it's.
Wait, wait, so you think it's gay to go down on something?
No, no, no.
But girls have told me because I don't do that that it's kind of gay.
I don't think it's not gay, essentially.
I mean, some people, some guys don't prefer doing it.
And I've met a lot of guys that don't want it.
They find it disgusting.
What do you think?
Is it kind of good?
I don't think it's gay.
I think you look like a jerk.
And sometimes it can be inherently misogynistic if the reasoning behind it is like, oh, I hate vaginas.
No, I don't hate vaginas.
But I'm not talking to you.
Yeah, not you specifically.
Just like in that specific scenario, in that like mind frame, I what do you think?
I'd say it's kind of funny.
Is that kind of gay?
I want to say it's just kind of selfish.
That's all.
Selfish.
Okay.
What about you?
What do you think?
I think it is a little bit.
A little bit gay.
A little bit gay.
All right.
Okay.
And then, really quick, and then I'll get into my rebuttal.
Is it a deal breaker if a guy won't?
Yes.
Yes.
No.
Just say it.
No.
No.
Can I have you just move your mic that way?
Next.
Me or her?
Her.
She's moving her mic.
Tilt it down too.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
You don't have to wait for her to adjust her mic.
Can you answer the question?
No, don't move your mic, silly.
That's what I'm saying.
Silly, silly goat.
Yes, yes, yes.
Silly goat.
Put it back.
I put it back.
Yeah, yeah.
No, reinstruct me.
Reinstruct me.
No, the question, we're going around the table.
Oh, okay.
Is it a deal breaker if a guy won't go down on you?
Yes.
Deal breaker.
Yes.
Deal breaker.
Yes.
No.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Here's my rebuttal.
And I wrote it down.
I actually wrote it down because I got flack on the internet a couple days ago.
So, so maybe on Valentine's, if she gets me some flowers and chocolate, maybe, maybe.
Maybe on our anniversary, maybe.
Just kidding.
No, probably not even them.
So I look, I'll say this.
I have gone down a very long time ago.
It was, I think, 2007, maybe 2008.
So that was the Bush, Bush, President Bush, George Bush, was still president.
That's the last time I went down on the woman to my recollection.
Wait, Bush or no Bush?
No, Bush.
Yeah.
No Bush.
I mean, a little landing strip or whatever is fine, but bear.
Bear is good.
What are you looking at, lady?
Why, you got a giant fucking jungle down there?
Is that what you're upset about?
I'm not a stripper.
I'm actually legally not allowed to have a jungle.
Whenever I work.
Hygiene reasons.
I don't think it's hygiene.
I think it's technically.
Wait, there's laws about that?
And North Carolina is real strict over there.
North Carolina has laws that strippers have to shape their bush.
At least that's what I've heard.
Is this like a hair net restaurant situation?
Because of lice?
No.
Wait, hold on.
Because it's more, what is it?
Like exposed?
Like you're considered more nude if you have your pubic hair exposed.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah.
Wait, is it full nudity?
No.
It's just a titty bar.
Yeah.
So there's no vagina.
You don't show vagina.
No.
Because the strip clubs here show pussy.
Yeah.
No.
They bear it all.
They show butthole everything.
I'm not sheep.
You're allowed to do that.
Do what?
Like, strip clubs are allowed to do that?
Yeah.
Have you been to that?
I think the rule is you can't serve alcohol.
Yeah.
If you are full nudity.
That's crazy.
I think.
That's a lot of the.
Wait, so why would anyone even go if you can't get alcohol?
It's BYOB usually.
Oh, but you can bring it?
I'm not sure.
Oh, my God.
You can bring beer and wine to some of these.
Yeah, and Jersey could BYOB.
What?
That's actually really good.
So, okay, I don't like to give head.
You might ask why.
I don't know, man.
That sounds like a lot of work.
Now, I want to clarify one thing.
I'm not grossed out by pussy.
Quite the contrary.
I love pussy.
And the bigger the labia, the pussy, well, big pussy, big labia, kind of different.
Whatever.
The bigger, the better.
Labia.
I only date women with Audis.
So nobody can tell me, look me straight in the eyes and say that I, Brian, am scared of pussy.
That's crazy.
No, I'm not scared of pussy.
Are you scared of pussy?
You are scared of logic, but that's another conversation.
I'll tell you why, and there's a few reasons.
And I broke it down into seven arguments.
Seven arguments why I don't do that.
I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that.
Okay, good talk.
These reasons got to be really, really good.
Like he sat and wrote these down.
Yeah.
Okay, number one: oral sex is the leading risk for throat cancer.
Oh, shut up.
It's true.
In men, leading risk factor for throat cancer in men, oral sex.
That's my number one argument.
By the way, the studies show that men are four times, holding calm down, ladies.
Four times as likely to get throat cancer as women are.
Just saying.
Just pointing that out.
And by the way, the risk of transmission is higher from women to men.
And without being graphic, this is somewhat due to women's physiology.
Women shed more virus and they transmit higher viral loads.
Number two, boundaries.
Feed her better.
Boundaries, I believe, are my strongest argument.
Now, boundaries, men are allowed to have sexual boundaries, just like women are.
No, you fucking raise your hands.
I know.
I think this girl, she's fucking forcing guys down.
You better fucking.
Okay.
No is a complete sentence.
Now, I don't think men or women should be shamed or pressured into this fucking, you pressured into doing things sexually they don't want to do.
Okay.
Hey, consent, you know.
If you don't want to lick a woman where she pee close to, excuse me, peas, bleeds, discharges, that's a perfectly reasonable reasonable boundary to me.
But that's the reason before having sexual sex, you clean before.
Just take it.
What if she shows?
That gets me to one of my other things.
Okay.
Then you don't want to get all the GPS.
So here's my position on this, right?
So if I shower, if I go in the shower and I soap down or whatever, by the way, you women can't really soap down there.
Yo, what?
We shouldn't be.
You shouldn't soap into soap.
Internally, you can't.
Inside.
You can't douche.
Well, you shouldn't douche.
It's not recommended, right?
Yeah.
So you got to resort to, at least for the internal parts, it's going to just self-cleaning, right?
Self-clean.
Are you a doucher?
You're not supposed to douche, right?
You're still supposed to like rinse it.
Well, the external parts.
Not the inside.
The external parts.
Don't be throwing water up there.
We're not up there.
But the external parts.
Yeah.
You know, you can.
I don't even.
Are you really even supposed to want like soap?
Soap, I mean, you wash this with soap with the potential soap.
But I feel the soap would kind of find its way out.
Well, how do you think girls like put shaving room and shave there?
Do you think you could just instantly get the infection because it's there?
Well, shaving creatures.
There's like an hair doesn't get that.
There's space.
There's grows on the outer labia.
Oh, you want to get technical that goes on the other side.
You want to get technical with the hair growth.
No, Hold on.
It does go on.
So, okay, this lips are like this, and then it'll hair grows on that outer labia.
I mean, I guess it's possible fucking hair could grow on the it goes in.
Okay, if these are the labias, you have the two right here growing, and then like here, you have hair right here.
No, hair does not grow on the internal.
There's a bunch of women right here that all shave right up whatever they grow.
Wait, Nick, are you?
Yes, it does, or am I right?
No, I think you're wrong.
Nick, look, I don't know what's going on with you and your girlfriend, okay?
I'm dead.
Yeah, I don't know what's fucking going on.
I'm sorry.
Look, I'm not a fucking gooner, but I've seen in real life, and I've watched a bit of porn, I will admit, although I don't really watch porn much anymore.
I have not seen pubic hair in the inner cell.
I have never fucking.
You know how there's inner labia and outer labia?
It's between the inner and the outer.
It's not inside where you're no, but it's not.
Hold on.
It's on the outer labia.
Yes.
And between the inside and the outside.
It'll grow a little bit on the inner labia, like a tiny bit.
You're telling me the purple part, like the pink part, it grows on the pink part.
Yeah.
Okay, so preps on the boundary, boundary, boundary of the outer labia and the inner labia.
It starts on the inner.
Like, like it is.
No, but it's there.
No, we're arguing about like something you don't even have.
You gotta let me sweep.
This guy's a misogynist.
Get him off the podcast now.
We need to sick of this.
We need a picture book when you're like waxing around.
Yeah, you get cut down.
Can we get a picture book?
Can we get that?
Yeah, I need a diet.
Someone's saying it's a way to like your body.
Let's get it back on track here.
Okay.
Let's get back on track.
How the fuck are we talking about Bush now?
I was responding to something you were saying.
I said Bush.
No, the showering, right?
No, showering.
So as a guy, if I shower, it's like I'm good as new.
If I shower, I could soap.
You can soap up.
I'm good as new.
As a woman, if you shower, there's only so much you can do.
I really can't boric acid.
It really depends on your pH.
Okay, let me explain it like this.
Yep.
Let me explain it like this.
If a guy comes inside of you, shower ain't going to fix that.
No.
That's there.
Push it out.
Now, so that's a factor, right?
So wait, what was your original point?
Just so I can redirect.
My original point is like, you don't want to go down because of like it's dirty or like, you know, they have periods and urine comes from there.
But I believe that both partners should shower before having sex.
Some people, it doesn't fix it, though.
That's a separate issue.
That's like a gentleman.
I'm going to get to that.
That's a separate issue.
No, but now, the other thing, where's hey, North Carolina?
You fucking rebel.
You're talking about the stuff that can't be fixed with the shower.
You're talking about stuff that should be taken to a gynecologist.
That's men have problems like that as well.
Guys can have issues.
Not to the same extent.
Yeah, but hold on.
Hold on a little bit here.
Let me finish my men.
Actually, a lot of the time, if a woman has chronic yeast infections and she's been with one guy, a lot of time it's because of the guy.
But I'm not even talking about yeast infections at this point.
But hold on.
My third point: y'all want to say there's, I see a hypocrisy.
I think there's a double standard in how sexual boundaries are respected, depending on the gender.
If y'all were just sitting here and I know I'm the home girl, right?
I know I'm a homie to y'all now.
But if it was just, if it was girl talk and one of you guys were like, you know, I don't really like sucking dick.
I don't think y'all would have an issue with it.
You'd be like, yeah, you know what?
It kind of sucks.
You know, it's not the best.
Look, there's some women, they gotta suck the dick.
There's some women, they gotta suck dick.
But I think a lot of women are kind of like, eh, it's not their favorite thing, right?
Some women dislike it entirely.
I don't think you guys would be all tripping out about that.
Yeah, what?
Like, would you shame your girlfriend if your girlfriend's like, hey, you know, I just don't really like doing that.
I would ask her, I'd be like, oh, sorry.
Thank you.
I would ask her if, like, we're real close.
We're already talking about this intimate stuff.
Ask her if she's had like previous issues with it, like trauma, traumatic type of issues, because that's kind of different.
You know, you can enjoy sex and be, you know, being with somebody and still like wanting to like show affection towards their body, but have like a trauma response.
Like that happens.
But like, I feel like in liking a man and enjoying a man, you're going to want to like, you know?
I mean, I think a woman cannot enjoy giving oral sex.
And it has, it can, it could, but it can also not have anything to do with trauma.
She could just not enjoy doing it.
There's no trauma involved.
Maybe.
I think she might be like a little bit less attracted to men, though.
I don't know how you'd come to that conclusion, but I came to the same thing.
I do think, no, but look, you guys weren't too harsh on me, but I think that if y'all overheard, like some frat guys, if she doesn't suck dick, she's a lesbo.
She's not worth dating.
I feel like y'all women would have an issue with that.
You'd be like, man, that's immature.
Y'all.
Because men force it on us.
That's like a.
Oh my gosh.
Come on.
We're not talking about pressure.
We're not talking about non-consensual stuff.
Well, frat guys are kind of known for the whole like non-censor.
Oh, my God.
Come on.
We're not talking about non-consensual.
I think it's the case.
I do think it's the case.
Bro, nothing in that example had anything to do with forcing women to do it.
It was, if she doesn't suck dick, she's not worth the thing.
If you overheard men having that conversation, y'all women would be up in arms.
Y'all haven't, you would be bent out of shape.
Bent out of shape if you overheard guys saying that shit.
So I think there's a bit of hypocrisy, a bit of a double standard here.
How about this?
If someone told you that you had to blow your boyfriend or you were a shitty girlfriend and he should dump you, what would you think?
Had to?
Well, not had to in the sense that if you don't do it, you're a shitty girlfriend.
Anyone can chime in.
I feel like I agree.
Agree.
That you're shitty.
As a girlfriend.
As a shitty girlfriend, yes.
If you don't give head?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because I disagree a little bit.
Well, that's the thing.
If they can't get it at their girlfriend, they're going to look somewhere else.
But you also don't like eating, so that would be rightful for you to think that.
Well, I mean.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm not turning a girl down.
I'm not being.
No, you can't suck my dick.
No.
I still want.
I still want to receive head.
But you wouldn't discredit somebody for not wanting to.
No, I wouldn't discredit it.
And like, for me, it wouldn't be a deal-breaker if she didn't.
But honestly, the majority of the girls I've dated, even though I don't, they still do it.
It's like a natural part of the process, I feel like we are, I don't know, we just want to show some affection.
Women are cultivated in a way to show affection towards their romantic partners.
Yeah, but that can be done in other ways.
But okay, really quick, just show of hands.
I want to go back quickly to the gay thing, and then I have three more points.
Okay, who here thinks it's slightly gay?
Kind of gay.
Maybe a little bit gay?
Naughty.
Okay, how about this?
Questions.
Questions.
If a guy was perfect, but he didn't do oral sex, is that a deal breaker?
It would have to be a why.
I'd have to ask a why.
I don't know.
The magic genie, you can have the perfect.
It's not even his motivation.
It's just you have a wish from the magic genie, and he's like, I'll give you the perfect guy, but he won't.
Perfect in like treatment and good size people.
So, okay, perfect looks, perfect personality, perfect treatment, perfect loyalty, perfect money, perfect dick, everything.
Okay, I do it.
But he won't go down on you.
I would be with him.
Okay, who else said, like, deal breaker if he won't go down?
Yeah, I mean, does your current partner do that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But for the perfect guy.
I'm not going to ask him to.
Perfect guy.
It's been a while.
Perfect guy, but he doesn't do it.
Deal breaker?
No, it wouldn't be a deal breaker.
If the genie, if the genie had to say, if it was a real person, I would have to be like, okay, question.
First time hooking up or maybe a one-night stand.
Should a guy be willing to give oral sex then?
Ooh.
I mean, you still want that shit, I'm imagining.
I mean, it's.
But if it's just a casual hookup, honestly, no, I don't expect it because that's pretty intimate.
And like, if we haven't had any tests done, and if like we're both like a little tipsy or like we just met at the bar, honestly, no, I expect it a little bit less.
Although last hookup I had, it was down there.
He was swimming.
He what?
He was swimming?
He was swimming.
I mean, look, guys will do that.
I mean, I think it's really ill-advised, especially if you don't know what her deal is.
Yeah.
Well, that's your girl.
If that's your girl, you got to see her better.
Casual.
No, I'm just saying it could be like she could have fucked a guy the night before and he came in.
Like, nah.
Absolutely not.
Yeah.
Miss, it's complicated over here and she's got a roster or whatever.
What do you think?
Should a guy be willing to give oral sex like on a first night, one-night stand?
No.
Going around the table, quick answers?
No, Not only not.
Okay.
That's probably just not a good idea.
Really quick, I meant to go back to the gay thing.
If a bisexual man, bisexual man, doesn't enjoy performing oral sex on men, but he does on women, But he prefers receiving and giving anal sex with men.
Does that make him straight?
I think we need to stay out of his business.
Hold on.
But a bisexual man, because I'm just trying to follow the logic here.
A bisexual man, he doesn't enjoy performing oral sex on men, but he prefers getting pounded in the ass.
He's so gay.
He's scared.
But he doesn't like sucking dick.
Nah, he's so gay.
He's getting it.
He's so behind.
No, he's bisexual.
Most straight men secretly like to get.
Yes, I do.
Yeah, most all men are getting gay.
They like a finger in there.
They want something back in there.
They do.
Straight men want what?
Butt stuff.
Home.
I know he didn't.
No, there used to be.
I don't know what kind of guys you're doing.
Okay.
All right.
I don't want to talk about butt stuff, man.
Yeah.
You peg your boyfriend?
What's that?
You know what?
I'll have you message up.
Tell about this.
Okay.
Does a bisexual man who doesn't enjoy performing oral sex at all?
What does that make him?
Asexual sexual.
Wait, but he likes sex.
Yeah, but he doesn't enjoy giving oral sex to men or doesn't make him anything.
Probably mentally.
No, but he doesn't like.
So does that make he's asexual then?
No.
He just doesn't.
Because I really enjoy sex.
He's just a little asexual.
Just like we said, he was a little bit gay.
He's just weird.
He's not a girl.
All right.
What about this one?
This one's the best one.
A gay man who is a bottom.
So he gets fucked in the arse.
And he has never had sex with a woman.
But he does not suck dick.
Is he kind of straight, though?
No, no.
He's gay.
He's a high-maintenance man.
He's high-maintenance gay.
Yeah, he's just a girly pop at that.
He's a baby.
No, but he's a gay guy.
He's just girly popping.
But he doesn't give a whole gay.
Is he kind of straight, though?
He's gay.
Yeah, actually, you know, I see what he's trying to do, guys.
He's a good person.
No, but you see the logic, right?
He's straight.
Yeah, he's straight.
He's kind of.
He's kind of straight.
Like, he takes it in the ass, but he's kind of straight.
Yeah.
Because he doesn't suck dick.
He does what he's not doing.
He's kind of straight.
He's grossed up with a dick.
Okay.
All right.
Bless you.
I need to finish.
Okay.
I'm going to finish my arguments really quick, and I need to step away for like five minutes.
Yeah, he needs a break.
No, wait, Anya.
Anya, you need to.
I'm just going to get up now.
Anya, I'm going to get up.
You lead the herd for five minutes.
I'm leading the herd.
Oh, wonderful.
All right, go ahead.
Okay, what are we arguing about?
So, year World War III.
When World War II, maybe interesting, though.
Where did Pearl Harbor happen?
Where?
Hawaii.
Hawaii.
Next question.
When was the United States?
What country starts to use?
1776.
How much do you want a guy to make for a relationship?
Ooh.
At least a million.
Honestly, I don't.
It just depends on how old he is.
If he's like older, like more older than me, which I don't usually go past like 25 or 26 because I'm 21.
Nothing crazy.
At least as much as me, if not more.
And just able to pay for like dates when we go out most of the time.
They can pretty much.
What was the question?
How much do you want a guy to make ideally in your relationship?
Just something that could be substantial, like 80K.
Okay.
How about you?
A year, right?
Yeah.
Bumble setting.
Let's do bumble setting.
Okay.
Nick, do you want to give them instructions?
Yeah, you guys keep going.
I'm going to say that.
How about you?
Since I'm going to become a nurse, which is like $100K plus per year, I would want my partner to make somewhat like that.
Because below, no.
In my opinion, it doesn't work.
Relationship doesn't work, in my opinion.
If the guy's making less than yeah, that's fair.
Caitlin, what age would you date?
We're gonna do a segment.
I wouldn't date older than 26.
Okay, 26 total or what age?
21 to 26?
Yep.
Cool.
One picture, yes or no?
Yep, quick.
Okay.
Give me like one second news.
Ooh.
Ew.
I don't know who he thinks he is.
Where's his face?
Nah, he thinks he's face.
I don't like the profile.
He's not showing his full face.
Yeah, he's performative.
You gotta show face.
Yeah.
Let her just go through it.
Uh, yes.
Sorry, guys.
Uh, nah.
You barely see his face.
No.
Hell no.
Hell no.
I just can't.
No.
I would scroll down, but I don't know what he looks like.
No.
Oh, man.
No.
Oh, nah, that's a bad picture.
No.
Let me see his face.
No.
Which one?
Which one?
Probably, nah.
It's probably the one on the left.
Yeah.
Oh, which one is it?
Which one is he?
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, which one?
Just pick the hot one.
No.
These are horrible profile pictures.
Yeah, dude.
His girlfriend took that.
Uh, no.
No.
No.
Beautiful sunlight.
Yeah.
No.
Oh.
Didn't we get this guy already?
No.
No.
He looks familiar, though.
Looks like Satan.
Tell me it's the one on the right.
Ooh, I would look.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
I hate the group photos.
Like, I would look at it.
I don't know which one you are.
Okay.
Never mind.
He's too.
No.
Nice.
It's giving Uber Driver exactly.
No.
Olympic Gafe.
Yes.
Oh.
Again.
We pressed X, but okay.
He's definitely the one in front.
Yeah.
No.
At least you can tell in this one.
Yeah.
Which you want to talk about.
Why would you put her kids on there?
Only let her talk.
Nobody else talk, please.
How are you all?
Uh, nah, it doesn't hit legday.
no no no no no no no no yes No. No. No. No. No. No.
Oh.
No.
Uh, uh-uh.
No.
Okay.
Yeah, that's enough.
These are not great pictures.
I would say to 35.
26, 35?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
Anyone?
No Grayson no no, no.
Who is that?
No, is he trying to hate you?
No, not looking good.
No no no no, it's already for sure.
No oh no, you're good, you're good.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, how many is this?
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Which one? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
I'm getting tired.
No no no, he thinks the dog's gonna get you.
No no wait, he was kind of majestic.
No no no JT,
what is your type?
None of those.
Uh, 25 to 40 40 uh oh, I like my dilves to each.
They're up, but she's young forty, I like my dilves.
I wonder who's gonna actually come up.
Uh yeah yeah, these are all dads I no face.
No yeah no no, no.
yeah kitchen like that no no no no no no yeah No.
Yeah.
No. No. No. No.
Yeah.
No.
No.
Okay, next.
That was less.
That was way less.
They wanted me to keep saying no.
Yeah, yeah.
I would have picked the yes on all of your guys.
What's the age?
26 to 45.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Hell nah.
No.
That's my yes.
Wait, the one on the horse?
The one on the horse.
Uh, yes.
No.
No.
Hell no.
No.
40.
Yeah.
No.
Wow.
No.
Yeah, damn.
No, you're not showing your face.
Hey, no.
No.
Ten more?
Freddy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, hell no.
No.
No.
Yeah.
Why is it?
Is that a girl?
Is that his mom or his wife?
Yeah, I don't know.
Definitely no.
No.
Oh, it's my turn?
Yeah.
All right.
Yay.
Okay, wait, wait.
I'm ready.
let's do 23 to 26.
No, no, no.
I don't want to guess which one it is.
No.
No.
ew no no no no no these guys need to take better pictures No.
I don't know who the who are those women?
Who are those women?
No.
No.
Cleaner.
Yeah.
No.
He looks like a wannabe little peep.
Yeah.
No.
No.
He looks nice, though.
No.
Oh, that's fine.
Absolutely not.
What is your ethnicity?
No.
I would date the dog.
No. No. No. No.
No, like, I don't know what you look like.
Ew, what is this photo?
No. No. No. No. No.
How much is that?
No.
Oh, okay.
No.
Was that all no's?
She has a boyfriend, though.
I feel like.
Girls aren't.
But even, it's more about the composition of their photos.
Like, y'all suck at taking these photos.
Why would I ever swipe right on?
I don't have their face in it.
Why would I swipe line on that?
And like five other people in it.
Because you're married, but we'll have to reach age?
Uh, 19 to 26.
You said no to like 130 dudes or some shit.
I'm sorry.
Into the mic?
I'm sorry.
You're way too picky.
None of those guys.
I'm a high-value.
The type of guys that are.
Hold on, say that again.
No, I can't.
You're going to make fun of me.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
Yeah, I know.
You have 30 on your roster.
You're in high value.
It's okay.
I'll roast myself.
My boy Van Dynas.
I don't usually use the term high value, but were there not enough black guys?
Was that the problem?
I'm dead.
Actually, actually accurate.
Not my preference.
Contrary to popular belief.
Latino guys?
Yes, kind of.
So, like, Paisas.
Paisa.
Paisas are like, you know, the photo you saw with the horse?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Well, no, not Spanish rodeo people.
Wait, Paisa?
Paisas.
We call them Paisas.
What's a Paisa?
That's like a white Mexican thing.
No, Spanish rodeo people.
Yeah, Mexican rodeo.
Norteño.
Norteño.
Oh man, I forgot.
I don't.
It's not Christiana.
I forgot.
You're Egyptian, you know.
Wait, what?
What?
Wait, Mexican?
What?
Rodeo?
Do we have her bumble ready to go?
Wait.
Wait.
No.
What?
That guy is no.
Do you see like?
No?
Metal.
Let's say middle.
No, please.
Into the mic.
No.
No.
Oh, my God.
No.
No.
He looks high.
No.
No.
Who's that roll?
Yeah.
No.
What's it look at his eyebrows?
No, no, no, no, no, Edgar.
No.
No.
Who's that girl?
No.
Yes.
Both?
The right guy.
No.
I don't know which one it is.
No.
No.
Yikes.
Hello.
No.
That's interesting.
Snapchat filter.
No.
No.
That's AL.
Wait, that guy's name was Wolfgang.
What the fuck?
Okay.
No.
I'm going to name my son Wolfgang.
No.
All right.
We'll leave it there.
All right.
A little picky.
I think there was a lot of people.
I said yes to one.
Yeah.
I'm not going to lie.
I said you showed him better options than I did.
They didn't show that.
She looked like an appearance.
I was like, I'm going to have awesome list of options.
Yeah, I know.
She, you're crazy.
I liked all your options.
I already got my best pick though.
This girl, this girl, what are we going to do?
I needed some dark skins.
There weren't enough black-haired guys.
Like Mexican guys.
Well, no.
Have you dated.
Are you Italian?
Yeah.
Would you date an Italian guy?
Not typically, no.
You're from Jersey.
Exactly why I don't like them.
Because you're from Jersey?
Yes.
Or because they're Italian.
Well, what if they're Italian from New York?
New York is the same as New Jersey.
What about if they're from Idaho?
Oh, well.
Idaho, Utah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
So long as they don't act like they're from Jersey.
No gym tan laundry stuff.
No GTL?
No.
Okay.
Y'all picky, man.
Y'all, all y'all picking up.
Half of mine didn't show their faces.
That's unfair.
You gotta route out the guys that aren't showing to you.
Anybody watching this, stop putting multiple people on your profile.
Stop putting covering your face.
Yeah, stop posting up on a skateboard.
I think the people that are not showing their face, they're cheating.
Or they're just insecure.
It's because most of them are ugly.
Most of them don't show a face because you're actually cheating.
Could be.
Oh, true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It could be.
All right, back to the oral sex thing.
You guys are way too picky, though.
Holy shit.
Y'all are way too picky.
That's insane.
How are they going to change their face?
Like, I have way too picky.
If y'all put some black.
I have a type.
Nice, dark skins, tatted.
Tad.
Yes.
You like the?
Yes.
My boyfriend's basically my exact type, and nobody on there looked really like him.
I love tattoo too.
Like toe.
Needs to be tatted.
Can't be naked.
I can't have more tats than him.
True.
Population collapse.
I feel like we're more picky on dating apps than actually like when we meet somebody and like because we don't know their personality.
I mean, that's true.
That's true.
But I feel like, look, you see a picture of a guy.
A lot of these, some of these guys are decent looking.
I'd say they're at least a looks match.
Some of these guys.
Looking.
What's wrong with normal?
Well, I have a type.
Well, I get you're kind of a freak or whatever.
But I don't know.
You're normal.
Well, yeah, everybody else is kind of like, I think I'm normal.
You're normal-ish in a quirk in your own quirky kind of way.
Your assistant, by the way, is cracking up.
I don't know.
I don't know what you're doing.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Do you speak Arabic?
Yeah, they speak Arabic, right?
I do speak Arabic.
Do you speak Arabic?
Yeah.
I don't remember the rest of the time.
Assalamualaikum.
Assalamualaikum.
As-salamu alaykum.
Do you have not tattoos?
I do have.
I have seven tats.
Well, the wrist tattoo, I met some of these one.
Shows the crosshairs.
This one?
Oh, there's like a gym.
Oh, that sounds really nice.
There's some other tats.
Guys, look at my tiger.
Anya, where are you?
Get back here.
Wait, Techa.
Guys, I'm hungry.
I'm not nervous.
Yeah, maybe we'll order food for everybody.
I'm so hungry.
Can we get Chipotle?
Isn't it like 1 a.m. maybe?
No, no, it's still a little bit of a 10.
It's like 7 p.m. or something.
Not for us.
What time is it, actually?
What time are you?
What time is it actually?
6.
Okay, really quick.
I'll finish off on the oral sex thing because I didn't finish my list.
So, okay, other STD risks.
Other STD risks.
So, look, the first one was only related to HPV, the cancer risk for the throat.
That's HPV-related.
But related to other STDs, I think not all women.
I want to make this clear.
What I'm about to say does not apply to all women.
I think a lot of women move shady as fuck.
Y'all either got high body count or you got multiple sexual partners.
The big one is multiple sexual partners at the same time.
This, I cannot abide.
I cannot abide it.
So let me tell you this.
Where'd that accent come from?
I don't know.
She was talking about Jersey, so it kind of came out.
Was that your Jersey accent?
He tried.
You tried.
You want to do Jersey?
Let's fucking go.
Give him grace.
Give him grace.
See, the thing is, the Jersey Shore, they're actually from New York.
So the accent you hear is New York.
I watch the Sopranos, okay?
That's more real Italian.
I was going to say, they're also from New York.
Are they not from New York?
No, they're from Jersey.
What do you mean?
Fucking you think.
I try not to associate.
With who?
Who are you not associating with?
Huh?
The Italians.
Why don't you associate with Italians?
I don't know.
Aren't you Italian?
I am.
You're a race traitor.
I know.
What the fuck?
There's something else.
They're just different in New York.
There's something else.
I date an Italian guy.
There's something else.
I kind of see it from her perspective.
Gym tan laundry.
Yeah.
Hey, look, listen.
Hey, don't, hey, the Italians, don't talk shit.
Don't fucking talk shit about the fucking Italian.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
That was fire.
That was fine.
Yeah, perfect.
That's what half a jersey sounds like, too.
You just need a.
Get the fuck out of my garage.
Perfect.
Get the fuck out of my garage.
You just need a gold cross and a nice gold picture.
Let's talk about oral sex.
Let me finish this shit off.
Yeah, I'm ready.
New jewelsy.
Sorry.
Jersey.
I had a drop back.
Yeah.
A lot of women, not all women, a lot of women be moving shady as fuck.
Y'all shifty.
No.
I feel like, I don't know.
I'm just saying, like, y'all be sleeping with multiple guys.
Guys too.
Look, yes, guys do too.
Guys do too.
That's true.
That's true.
But I think like also, even if you ask the girl, you could be like, hey, so how long you've been celibate?
And she's going to say, well, three years.
And she sucked a dick last night?
Not you, but I'm saying like, you could ask a, like, because think about it this way.
What if a girl, let me ask you, be real.
Be real with me.
This is girl talk, girl time.
Girl talk.
Be real with me.
Let's say you're on a date with a guy you really like.
Like, he's so amazing, so great.
He's hot, whatever.
You just met him, though.
Last night, you sucked a dick.
A different dick.
Not his dick, a different dick.
You're going to tell that guy you really like.
You sucked a dick?
Nah, it happens.
Right.
Nah, it happens.
What do you mean it happens?
Nah, it happens.
Wait.
Nah, it happens.
Like, dick sucking happens?
It happens.
But you wouldn't tell him.
Yeah, because why would you tell him?
Because it happens.
Same thing.
Right, exactly.
So what I'm trying to get at is we can never really be sure.
You know?
Like, girls, some of y'all be lying about that shit.
It's the same thing as guys.
They don't tell girls that I effed like 10 chicks last night or this week.
So it goes both ways.
It goes both ways.
It goes both ways, but I'm telling you the male perspective.
Male perspective.
The male perspective.
I have to say.
The only perspective in yellow.
Go tell.
I'm transgender.
So.
I'm trans.
Please use my pronouns, your royal majesty.
No.
No.
Sorry.
You don't agree with the trans thing?
I don't know.
You're not going to call you queen.
You're mentally ill.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
Appreciate it.
Took a turn.
Just him specifically.
I mean, her.
Her.
Yeah.
Can I ask you a question?
In movie theaters, do you are you vocal in movie theater?
Have you been to the movie recently?
Yes.
I just, look, it's not a race thing, but I do get the impression, like, you seem like the type of girl to kind of talk during a movie.
I mean, like a little whisper in the ear.
Oh, my God.
Not like.
This one time I was with this.
I don't think I've told the story on the show.
I was dating.
This is a girl I was dating for a while, actually.
Vietnamese girl.
Fucking insane.
And we were watching.
What was that movie?
Shit.
The war movie where it's the name of the city.
It was World War.
What was it?
It was World War II.
Oh, my God.
What's the the where the the Germans encircled the British and they were evacuating?
What's the name of Oppenheimer?
No.
Dunkirk.
I was watching Dunkirk and it was like the last 30 minutes that she'd already watched the shit.
It was the last 20 minutes of the movie.
And I'm invested in the shit.
And she's like, by the way, the fucking guy dies.
No!
I'm like, no.
Are you fucking kidding me?
That's horrible.
That's true.
Honestly, I would never do that.
I was so pissed off because I'm big into film.
I'm big into movies.
And I was like, well, you need to fucking leave.
I mean, I still fucked her for a couple months.
But I was like, you need to leave.
Of course, of course.
I was like, get out of here.
I was very upset.
Very upset.
Did you ever watch another movie with her?
No, but she had, she always ruined things.
She was like, hey, did you watch that new movie?
I was like, oh my gosh.
Was that your first date?
Took her on a movie?
Nah, we've been seeing each other for a little while.
That's so funny.
No, I don't do that.
But here, I'll read it while it's up.
They are dumber than a box of rocks.
Only a box?
You mean for no reason?
Your face looks like that.
Nah.
Hey, be nice to.
This is your people, bro.
I hope that's not actually.
That's not my people.
That's your people.
How is that my people?
You don't look Latino.
Oh, Rodriguez.
Oh, I didn't see Rodriguez.
Hey, oh, Harry Lewis.
Hey, I'm going to channel him.
Hey, how are you going to talk to him?
Hey, fool.
What the hell, fool?
Oh, you're.
Hey, Vato, how you gonna do that?
Vato, wait?
Vato, how you gonna talk to him like that?
Wait, what do you mean, fool?
Hey, that's my essay.
Estues, okay, wait.
That's my essay.
Fool names Harry Lewis as a Latino.
Harry Lewis.
I've never met a Latino.
Is that like a Luis?
Luis?
Oh, wait, Louis.
He looks like he's having a boring.
I can read it.
Bro, I'm blank.
Wait, where were you?
Where were we?
Let me find out.
Let me find out.
Wait, where were we talking about something about their movie, D?
Man, I'm all finished.
She can't.
I'm all over the place tonight.
No, I already made that.
Wait.
Okay, the movie stuff.
I had another situation with the movie.
Dunker.
Wait, what was it?
Something about movies?
I asked you, was it your first date?
You said no, you've been dating.
She ruins everything.
So yeah, what what?
Have you taken her to a movie?
No, she ruins everything.
Yeah wait, how did I get to the movie thing, though?
You asked me.
You asked her, oh, because you're.
Yeah yeah, I asked if you talk in movie, like in, not really, not even in private.
Well, if you're like watching a movie at home yeah oh, I hate that if i'm with a girl, but I got.
If i'm with a girl and we're watching a movie or a tv show, especially if i'm watching everything hey, let me finish okay.
Hey, take it easy, take it easy over there.
Take it easy.
If i'm watching a movie with a chick or a show, let me give you some girls, some game.
Okay, this is often overlooked.
Shut the up.
If we're watching a movie or a tv show, I don't need you to like, oh, my god let's, don't ask me questions about it.
I don't care if i'm an expert in this, like I could be.
I've watched Game Of Thrones seven times.
If it's the first watch through with a you know what with Game Of Thrones, I actually like giving her info see okay, that's what me and my wife have been doing.
I'm actually watching it.
Game Of Thrones is chill out, lady.
Game Of Thrones is complicated, so if i'm with a girl where i'm watching Game Of Thrones, i'll give her the info, i'll give her.
I'll give her the scoop, because I got the knowledge.
What's your point?
But i'm saying normal, like if if we're watching a movie, you got to shut the fuck up.
If we're watching, you can't be talking to me.
These girls want to talk during the movie.
Excuse me, i'm invested in this cinema.
Okay okay, good job.
But what was like?
What was the main point of all that though?
Yeah, I don't know for girls to shut the fuck up during.
Wow, I just, I just don't think.
I think the girl you gotta, if you're talking to the movie shuck, I put this on so I don't have to talk to you.
Oh, let's just watch the shit, so you don't like.
No no, I could look sometimes you just want to, I don't.
Let's just not talk for a bit, then be alone, go home.
No, I want a girl.
Look, you gotta understand.
I want vagina and boobs close to me please, let me.
Let me explain it.
I think Patrice O'neal, who rest in peace.
Patrice O'neal.
Oh, how does he frame?
I think he um a man.
We wait, Wait, hold on, let me Google the shit.
Sorry, hold on.
Well, it'll take me 10 seconds.
Patrice, Anil.
Wait, fuck.
Where is it?
Getting close.
Men want to be alone.
but we don't want to be by ourselves.
So like, if I'm like, you can be around the corner.
Like, that's great.
I love that.
Be over there, you know, be around the corner.
But like, you know what I mean?
No.
I just don't like her.
Yeah, no.
I do.
I feel like that's what I'm saying, is that how it is with you and your husband.
She's always like that.
W husband.
See, she, by the way, this is the only woman who's married, by the way.
All y'all are single.
It's on the TV.
Y'all on the streets.
And she hasn't spoken together for seven years.
Oh, okay.
How long y'all lived today?
We've lived together for four years, five years.
What's the secret?
It's fantastic.
It's fantastic.
I'm just saying, I'm just giving you some game.
Look, we can talk when we're not watching a show.
But if we're watching a show or a movie, you can laugh.
You can laugh.
You can laugh as much as you want.
But if you ask me a question, like, I don't know if it's like, I don't know if you don't.
Don't ask for a sport.
Oh, my God.
Something that they're going to show you in the next five seconds.
Oh, what is that?
Or what are they doing?
For movies, he wants to kill me because I love to read the plot of the movie.
I need to know exactly what happened in the movie before I watch the movie.
Yes.
Hey, read that from Harry Louise.
Okay.
Harry Luis Rodriguez says, deport them.
And just for the little children you have tonight.
I am Puerto Rican, hence American.
Also a retired combat vet.
Bro, you're still Latino.
He's the race.
Puerto Rican.
He's the race.
He's still Latino.
Puerto Rican.
Senor Rodriguez.
Thank you for your service.
Senor Rodriguez.
Thank you for your service.
Deport who.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
Thank you for the super chat.
You're a legend.
The country extra hate you.
Hey, be nice.
By the way, hey, come on.
Puerto Rican vet.
Hey, you want me to set you up with him?
No, I don't date Mexican.
I don't date Latinos.
You're Latino, though.
Why?
Well, because my dad is a machista.
I don't have culture.
You want a white boy.
It's a culture thing.
Well, most of my cousins from my mom's side, they're all married with white people.
So white guys, you want to?
I'm pretty sure I'm literally about to marry a white guy right now.
I don't know.
Wait, but you're single, right?
I'm single.
Okay.
Asian guys?
Asian guys?
To be honest, I know.
All right.
Thank you, Mr. Rodriguez.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Thank you for your service.
I still have more on the Wall Sex.
All right, let me finish this up.
Okay, so I was saying women move, can move.
Some of them move in shady ways.
And y'all said, if you sucked a dick last night and you're with the guy you like, you ain't telling him to suck the dick.
Why not come up in conversation if you like him?
Like, I would have to say, if you're a real motherfucking G, you're going to be screening.
You got to screen.
You got a vet.
You got to be like, hey, are you single?
I'm going to ask if you're single.
Like properly, not just single.
Are you, when I ask if you're single, that doesn't.
Single, properly single.
How long you been celibate?
I've never been asked those questions.
Yeah.
Oh, I. My girlfriend application is insane.
I would imagine.
Insane.
But I'm just saying, you know.
And us guys, you guys hide that shit pretty well.
Like, we don't fucking know.
When a woman cheats, sometimes we find out.
I mean, I've never been cheated on.
But now you just find out.
You haven't found out.
That I know of.
But as a guy, like, unless you're like, by the way, I'm very hands-off.
Like, I don't want to see you every day.
I could be fucking madly in love with you.
Leave me alone for three days.
Like, I don't want to see a chicken.
No offense.
I don't want to see a girl every day.
I got shit.
I got life, right?
I'm sort of joking, but kind of serious, but kind of joking, but kind of serious.
What if she's like a shadow, like around you?
Like, she's just there.
If she's quiet, literally just angering.
I can do it.
I've lived with girls.
I'm sort of kidding.
Okay.
But unless the guy, and especially that's not going to be the case early on, typically.
I mean, some people will be weird, though.
They'll like be inseparable the moment they meet.
That's kind of, I don't know.
I've never really done that.
So unless the guy's attached at the hip, how's he going to know?
Really?
For realsies.
If you're just fucking him.
He's not.
There's not a way.
You can't really know for sure.
For sure.
Well, that goes for anything.
Unfortunately not.
Sure, it goes for men, too.
Right.
It's just unfortunate.
So, but the current dating landscape is, I think women, y'all have an abundance of options.
Y'all dating around.
The reality is a lot of women have some guy in the pocket.
You got a guy in the pocket.
You're dealing with a guy.
You're dealing with multiple guys even.
And so as it relates to oral sex, y'all kind of moving in a shady way.
But I don't want to.
I want to go down.
Even if she's a virgin, I don't really want to do it.
I won't go down.
But if she's fucking another guy, for any dude, no dude should be okay going down on a woman who has had sex with another man for, I want to say three month period, but bare minimum, 96 hours.
But even then, that's kind of gross.
That's disgusting.
24.
Gross.
24.
24 hours, please.
That shit will leak out three days later.
In fact, I'm sitting there, phone out, waiting.
As soon as midnight hits.
Exactly.
I don't know what the fuck you even said.
But look, I'm just saying, I don't know.
Maybe a fortnight.
If she had sex with another guy within the past fortnight, that's 14 days, right?
You want the longest time possible as a guy.
There should be cobwebs in the pussy.
But are we just talking about?
Cobwebs in the pussy.
That's fair.
Regular?
That is fair.
Or is he like finishing?
I never even want.
Like, that's a different thing.
That's a good question.
That's a good question, Leia.
Very different.
I like that you put a little twist on it, but it is Leah.
Leo.
Yeah.
So I have a three-step plan for this.
Okay.
Yeah.
So it's kind of gross across the board.
But if he didn't blast inside, we can take the three months down to two and a half months.
Oh.
Yeah.
And then.
Oh.
And then if he wore a rubber, two months.
And if she wore a female condom, which let me show you.
Oh, what about both going together?
Oh, my God.
Why does he have a female condom?
What is that?
Does he have a cold?
This is a female condom.
Don't take it out.
I want to see it.
Why can't we take it?
That's a female condom.
Can you open it later, guys?
Come on.
I need to see what it looks like.
That's seven weeks.
Seven weeks.
Oh, that's generous.
Yeah.
So I'm going to, yeah.
That's the minimum.
But some guys are going to be, you know, look, ideally, she hasn't fucked since Bert.
Trump term one.
Oh.
That's ideal.
So before she was born.
Trump termed one.
It depends on the age.
Wait, did you say turned one or term one?
Term one.
So that would be 2016.
I thought you said when he turned one.
No, I'm not like fucking.
He said, how old do you like him?
No.
That's not.
No, I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about term one.
So 2016, ideally 2020, but I mean, look, let's at least, you know, bare minimum, I think.
She shouldn't have had sex since the Biden administration.
No, of course not.
That should be the bare minimum.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Everybody around the table, yes or no, do you fall into that?
I fall into that.
Okay, wait, we were actually sexy in the Biden administration.
You're the secretary or whatever.
When's the last time she fucked?
Tell me she.
When's the last time she got her guts rearranged?
I need to tell you.
Okay, well, I don't think you know.
I don't think I do.
Into the mic?
I don't think I know.
That's bullshit.
You know everything.
She knows everything.
Her everything.
Oh, she doesn't know it's not real.
She asks you to pick up poppers and stuff, right?
You don't know what that is, do you?
No.
Oh.
What is it?
Like amyl nitrate or something?
It's not for gay men.
It's for gay men.
Exactly.
Yeah.
She goes.
I am a gay man.
Yes.
I am a gay man.
That's why she's getting a moment.
You are gay for men.
Yes, exactly.
As a woman.
Yes.
So I guess that makes you straight.
I think it does.
In some weird roundabout way.
Yeah.
But let me finish my thoughts on oral sex.
So, look, I don't know.
I don't know.
Look, how am I really supposed to know if she's been a good girl?
You're not.
You don't know.
You don't know.
And by the way, some guys like to think, even I sometimes I like to think I, you know, I can tell.
You can't.
Even like the good girl, you know, like the girl, like the nerdy Asian chick who doesn't wear makeup, who's like in the library, who's a bio-major.
She fucked like two days ago.
You don't know.
You don't know, really?
You don't know the little quirky like Asian chick with glasses who doesn't.
She's usually the freakiest.
The nerdy Asian girls get down.
Yes, but I don't know.
She's an Orthodox Christian.
Who knows what she's been up to?
Who knows?
She's got a cross tattoo.
I don't know.
Who knows?
Who knows?
I'm just saying.
Okay, but even, let's remove STDs from the conversation.
Even if there's no STD, it's related.
It's related to the previous condo.
So if another dude was dealing with her, that's still gross.
Even if there's no STD risk, still gross.
Because he.
Is that your stomach, bro?
Guys, you're hungry.
Like if a guy blasts.
I'm so dead.
A guy blasts inside of a woman.
Blasts.
Blasts inside.
That's language.
No.
Actually, you know what?
Wait, stay here.
Hey, you, stay here.
For this last, I got that.
I got something good for you.
Okay.
Last show and tonight, y'all called me kind of gay.
Actually, because I don't go down on a girl, I'm prepared to make the argument that it's actually more gay to go down on women.
That's here's why.
Here's why because of what I just explained.
So, if you don't know what the situation is with the girl and she's, you know, she's getting around, she's fucking if a guy, a guy, another man's DNA slash.
You're eating another guy's cum.
Another man's DNA or seed could be in and around her pussy.
So, around in and around the pussy.
So, hold on, relax.
Chill out.
Come on.
I've never had sex before, and this is like showing it slowly, like revealing itself.
He's a virgin.
He's a virgin.
Are you telling me in like you don't know where sperm ends up, lady?
Around it's in and around the pussy.
Okay, let me come back.
It's in me.
If he'll leak out, or if, like, okay, whatever.
I'm not gonna, I don't want to talk about Tom leaking out of your pussy.
I definitely not.
Do your girls not wipe?
Like, you wipe and then it's but there's still the deal.
You wipe it and clean it up if it leaks out.
It's still there a little bit.
There's residue.
Residue.
Yeah, and that's dick.
Sperm residue.
Wait, are you talking about pre-shower?
Let me finish.
Let me finish.
I'm almost there.
So, generally, if you go down on a chick, hey, you don't, some of these guys are beat.
Let me ask you guys a question.
It's girl talk, right?
Has a guy ever gone down on you the first, like, right away?
First time.
Like, even if it was just, you know, you met him at a club or a bar or Tinder.
I just told you about it.
I don't think I'd ever ask for that on the first day.
Well, whether you ask for it or not, the guy could be like, I'm eating pussy.
Well, I would be like, no, dude.
Oh, well, sure, of course.
But some guys, I mean, I think most guys who do eat pussy, they're not waiting for you to ask, right?
They're just going for it, right?
Maybe.
I don't know.
Whatever.
Again, with the boundaries thing, like, you probably want to make sure that the girl doesn't.
Yeah, well.
Okay, yes, of course.
So if you go down on a woman and she was recently with another guy and you now have come dick another man's Dixie.
That's gay.
That's kind of gay.
Then I some gay.
He won me over with that.
Boom.
That actually means I'm gay.
Lawyered argument one.
That's pretty gay.
Okay, two more points.
Taste and smell.
We're still.
Oh my God.
I'm almost done.
I'm going to follow this.
Okay.
Even if a woman observes perfect hygiene, even right out of the shower, there's no avoiding the taste and smell.
Now, to be fair, women have varying, some, it's minimal, some, it's almost nothing, some, you know.
This varies from women to women, woman to woman, excuse me, may change over the course of her cycle.
Other factors, health, high, you know, diet, pH, all that shit.
Okay, final thing here.
Set number seven.
Not wanting to perform oral sex doesn't mean a lack of care for the woman's pleasure.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
I care.
I almost care more than my own pleasure when I'm with a woman.
Because I'm a nice guy.
Beautiful.
I want her to finish before me.
A girl has to come before me.
That's nice.
I mean, look, sometimes it doesn't always go that way, but I want her to, anyways.
I'm going to give it the old college try.
Look, some of y'all are a little finicky in that department.
You can't make girls come happen without the.
I don't know.
Why now you're challenged in that department?
Hands and sex.
Hands and sex.
But look, she's got to finish before me.
And if she's built like that, multiple times before me.
Some women just become it.
Look, I'll just say, some women just touch, and they're already, they're done.
Most of the time, that's not the case, but like sometimes it really, truly, it really truly is the case.
Well, some girls are just like super multi-orgasmic and they can just bust them out super quick and just it's.
I don't think most women are like that, but there's some women who can bust a nut a lot.
Oh well, it depends with a man or solo dick what um, I don't know.
I don't know, I can't bust.
I have never had orgasm like from a man, like a man's never.
No, if I sit there with a vibrator, I can do it like five six, seven times.
Most I can do with a vibrator with my fingers is like maybe three or four times in a row, like I think the max I've hit is like four hours.
You, I feel like you're a one and done.
You're like a dude, like as soon as you come, you're just like, all right, that's not true, wrap it up, I am like a dude, but not for that reason.
You have a penis.
No, I just I feel like if I finish, I still want to keep going like forever.
I don't want to ever start like that's so cool.
Oh yeah, men are dumb.
Yeah, they're just roll over.
Give them a paper towel.
I'm so jealous of that same hand of her.
I'm jealous of her that she can keep going, that she wants to keep going like you want, all day, every day.
That's crazy, right.
I'm quite the opposite of her.
That's crazy.
All right, that was my really long oral sex condo still gay though I'm.
Like how I'll never have to ask.
Less gay though I mean.
Yeah, you kind of made a point you had.
Now it's not like yeah, beat the dead.
You did make a good point.
I made some points, compelling arguments compelling, you know.
I laid those in the clip I posted.
I laid those arguments out and all the comments were like, still gay, still gay one.
You want to be like that.
Did we read this game, did not Anya?
Can you read this one?
Oh, I think he was saying because I called him a Puerto Rican vet.
The country loves me, never faced racism living here, so I don't look at myself as Latino.
I look at myself as American.
He put a period.
W's in the chat.
American flags in the chat.
Eagles in the chat.
Four.
Nice.
Another hundred dollars.
I have a question.
If your husband was an authoritarian dictator of a South American country, and you guys were abducted by the United States, this is purely hypothetical.
Would that create conflict in your relationship?
Yeah.
I feel like it should.
Yeah.
Like, you're in America at like 2 a.m. in wherever the South American country is.
Correct.
2.8.
Well, yeah, or it could be another one.
Whichever South American country.
And you're just, you're laying in your Egyptian sheets.
Egyptian sheets.
300 thread count or whatever the fuck it is.
Maybe that's really bad.
That's horrible.
Okay, 1500 thread count.
And you're just sleeping there and then and then you hear special four.
Special four.
FBI open up.
And then the fucking paratrooper.
I'll be literally.
I feel like it'd be bring you closer together because you're going through this really insane thing together.
Bombing trauma bombing.
It's like Bonnie and Clyde.
Bunny and Clyde.
You guys are criminals in this together.
I have a question.
How long would you stay with your boyfriend if he was going to jail?
Like, how long?
Over what?
Yeah.
Depends.
How long have we been together?
I don't know how long is he going to stay?
We've been together three years.
Okay.
And he's going away for five for tax evasion.
Are we very stupid?
Did he do a good job?
Yeah, did he?
Do you say genuinely asking?
How long?
Okay, let's just say, let's say the crime, it's not like some crazy shit like he's fucking abusing children or something.
Let's just, I don't know.
It's tax evasion.
I would.
How long would you stay loyal and stay with your man in prison?
If he treated me good and we were otherwise happy, I would stay loyal.
Definitely.
Yeah.
Conjugal visits.
Yeah.
What if it was 20 years, though?
You stay.
20 years?
No.
20 years.
And there's no chance of him getting out.
Nah, I couldn't.
I don't have the patience.
Okay.
Yeah.
How long?
Listen, I'll visit.
No, no, but you got to stay.
It's over.
Yeah.
I'll still like.
Three months.
He's doing a three-month bid.
Three months is fine.
Six-month bid.
I think I could do that.
One-year bid.
In the can.
How great is this man?
Look.
He followed the code of America.
He didn't rat on his bros.
He didn't rat.
Well.
I don't know what the fuck.
That might give him points.
Two years.
Two years.
Two years in the can.
You lost it.
In the clinker.
No.
How long?
I mean, probably a decent bit.
He lasts forever.
Physical stuff is.
Oh, yeah.
You don't even have to.
You can just talk to him on the phone.
Yeah.
And you know where he is.
He's not like cheating on you.
Well, how long?
That's not true.
Well, they'd be getting jailwise.
How long would you tolerate your man being in prison for?
Wait, what's he in for?
Like, how many years?
No, nothing crazy.
Okay, if it's text, it's text fraud.
What's the longest you would wait for a man who's in prison?
Like, you, you know.
Here's the thing.
Who's opening the door for me?
Five.
Okay, five years.
Five years?
What about you?
I'd have to be short.
I don't think I would leave, but I would like really hate that circumstance.
What about you?
How long would you.
I mean, if he goes to prison, what is meant to be?
Like, I don't know another guy.
So three months, you're not.
Okay, three months, maybe, but if it's six months.
No.
One year?
No?
No.
What about you?
Okay, your husband.
He goes to prison.
How long do you.
Is there a cutoff?
Well.
Has he been to prison?
No, no, no.
Actually, there's nothing wrong with a happy ending sometimes.
Wait, I actually had this conversation with him just hypothetically.
And I was saying, like, he said if I went to prison, he's like, I'll get a happy ending massage.
And it's like vice versa.
It's not a.
Whoa, hold on.
Wait, what?
No, no, no.
You can't.
Wait.
He get a hand job from a guy?
Wait, happy ending?
Like a happy ending massage.
In prison?
No, no.
Wait, what?
I can't be.
She's tired.
Happy ending.
I can't tell.
How long would you wait for him?
I had the conversation with him and I said if it was vice versa.
So to not be hypocritical, I guess I'd wait like a year and then.
And then, oh, and then you would get happy ending massages?
So that was their agreement.
They agreed that, like, she could go to a massage parlor and the guy could like.
The agreement was that if you went to prison, he could get happy ending massages.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No sex, no sex, but he could get a happy ending.
No, but how long would you like to?
Don't they usually really have sex at the end of those, though?
It's not just like a happy ending from a dude in prison.
No, no, no.
I'm like, no, you gotta just, you just gotta jerk it.
You can't let somebody else do that.
You can't be in.
Like, I know you would be all over that shit.
I'll be all over.
Like, if you were in jail, you would be going to be.
I'd be lesbianism.
Lesbianism.
That's my philosophy.
All right.
That's true.
Here, I'm going to get into some of the pre-show notes here.
Let's see.
Okay, we're going to do your notes.
Actually, no, we'll do somebody else's notes because we already did.
But we'll do your notes in a bit.
I've been changing it.
Anya.
Okay, you're Christian, but we already talked about that.
You say women rarely go for what?
Oh, these are notes from like my first time I went on.
Oh, maybe they were aria.
Did we cover them already?
The first time I went on.
Well, I'll just say you said women rarely go for the good guy.
Yeah, they usually go for, what did I say?
It was like the instant gratification guy, where it's like you get the stuff that's instant gratification, even though he might not be the best scenario from the beginning.
Yeah.
The guys that like pan out later on that you kind of have to build, those are usually the best ones.
I don't really have any notes for you aside from the horse stuff and all your content is your butt.
Yeah.
And I asked, you said you have, you're technically with someone, but it's open concept.
So like you're sleeping with him.
He's sleeping with other people.
You're sleeping with other people.
Yeah, it's just complicated.
It's complicated for five years.
Yeah.
You think you can marry this guy?
I don't want to get married.
Do you want kids?
Yes.
But okay.
I mean, you can have kids without getting married.
Okay, Michelle, you're married.
I noticed you post your husband a little bit, but not very much.
Not too often.
Yeah.
Your Instagram's not that bad, but there's like some kind of revealing stuff.
Is your husband okay with that?
Yeah.
He's fine with it.
Yeah.
Sometimes he takes some of the pictures.
He'll help me with a caption.
Okay.
Chantelle.
Chantal?
Chantelle?
Chantelle.
Chantelle.
People call me both.
Chantelle and Chantel.
Oh, either one's fine.
Yeah.
Okay, your Instagram bio, you say, thank you, God.
You have the cross tattoo.
You said, oh, here, this is interesting.
A lot of guys are surprised they're not hitting on the first date.
Yeah, you'd be surprised.
Like, they're like, they're shocked.
Like, what do you mean?
Like, I pay for a dinner.
I can't, like, get that.
Oh, that's lame.
That's lame.
Yeah.
I'm like, I don't even know why.
Wait, they say that?
I don't want that.
Yeah.
No, like, you know, like facial explanations.
Just hire a prostitute.
Like, no, it's, it's horrible.
It's because, like, when they ask, like, like, they're like, they take off their pants in the car, something like that, and they look at me.
It's true.
You guys don't understand.
Like, it happens, especially because I'm younger.
I deal with like more immature guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, guys, just be get to the car and just.
Oh, yeah.
As soon as you get in the car, they're putting their hand on your thigh.
Yeah.
Or like they put my hand and then they look at me and then I'm like, what?
And they're like, what?
What do you want to do?
They hit that.
What do you want to do with that?
You want to get in the back?
Like, it's not a problem.
I want to.
Can you, I've seen some funny videos where women will like roleplay like what like how guys but not like that stuff, but just like when they go for the makeout or whatever, that's kind of funny.
They're like the glaze of the eyes.
Like, I can't do it.
I'm not.
I'm not doing this.
Oh, no.
But, like, not in a good way.
Yeah, it's like an awkward grip.
Shit, I don't know.
Yeah, that's that's all that that you described is pretty weird, though.
Um, but like, what if they're maybe this is a oxymoron?
What if the guy is a gentleman but trying to hit?
No, you know what I mean?
Not on the first like he's not being weird, like he's not all grabby or you know, that means unzipping his pants, but he's like, Excuse me, my dear.
Would you like some penis?
If it just kind of happens naturally, then like would that fly better?
You'd have to say yes to that.
No, that you would if he's doing it like that.
Not on the first date.
Not on the first date.
I would love some, my sir.
Because then that's just acting.
But I think.
I wish to propose to you.
You have to assume that people who like you or want to date you are attracted to you.
Thank you.
So obviously, like he wants to have sex with you.
I actually, that would be fun to roleplay just one time with a girl.
We would do it.
Be like, and now I am in putting the penis inside of your vagina.
I don't know.
That'd be funny.
Nah.
Maybe that'd be cringe.
I don't know.
Whenever, sometimes, I think I've done like that.
I am about to reach climax.
I couldn't take it seriously.
I'm sorry.
Come on in.
The water's nice.
That's my go-to.
What's that?
Sometimes I say, come on in, the water's nice.
Right before.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Never do that.
The water is nice.
The water's nice.
Come on in.
The water's nice.
Hey, look, you know, it's the thought that counts.
So, okay, is that so that the guys wanna have you ever hit on the first date?
No, and it happened recently, too.
like literally two days ago, like a guy like two days ago.
He zipped?
He unzipped?
He was in the car with me, and then he made me cancel an other plan with one of my friends.
And then he was like, I'm so full on serious with you.
Like, I like need you in my life.
I want like you're 100%.
And like, why wait?
I love bombing.
You know?
Yeah, I literally love bombing.
And then when I said no to him, he took me home.
He's like, I didn't do what I wanted.
He got me on.
How was he supposed to do that?
We were supposed to go get some food.
We were supposed to go.
No, like, he literally, like, after he realized he wasn't getting what he wanted, he just said, okay, I'll go home.
But you had plans, though, right?
Yeah, I had plans, and then he made me cancel them.
And it was with another guy, too.
He made me call up.
He thought you were going to have sex with him instead of the first time.
Yeah, you also wrote why guys always feel entitled to hit after buying shit for you.
So like dinner.
Yeah.
You guys, like, if it's like 20 bucks, like, I'll give you the 20 bucks.
And they get mad about it.
Like, yeah.
What the hell?
That's weird.
Look, I think, you know, as a guy, if you're a little, you know, you wanted to, she didn't, and you're frustrated just because of that.
But if you do this, like, transactional thing where it's like, well, look, I think you should be chill in general.
But if it's like, oh, I bought you dinner, that's so weird.
That's so weird.
I need a mansion.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You need a mansion?
Buy me a car.
Then you'll hit.
That's 100%.
I want a Corvette C8.
Pink.
What about like a brown rims?
What about a like a oh my god?
Why am I?
What is the term for a car that is kaput?
Shitbox.
A hoop.
A lemon?
A hoop.
I don't know.
What if he got you like a.
No, the term for a car that's just completely done.
No, I need a nice car.
No, that's something else.
It needs to have a C8.
Not a beater.
No, beater's like a bad drink.
Not a beater, not a hooky.
All I know is lemons.
It's come on, chat, beater.
No, not beater.
What's the term for it?
Beater, beater.
Clunker, not clunker.
Clunker.
It's not salvage.
Junker.
I don't think it's scrap.
Salvage.
Salvage.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Thank you.
Who was that?
W Lobster Jack.
I should have known that.
If a guy bought you a salvage title car, would you let him hit?
It's a C8.
Do you know what the salvage title is?
Wait.
Like, it's not working?
Like, or it's stolen?
No.
No, salvage title.
It's like basically the car's.
Oh, then no.
What's the point?
It's a car.
No, it needs to be a C8 Corvette, maybe brown gold rims.
I don't know if she knows what she wants, guys.
I don't know if that's going to.
Okay, well, manifest.
Also, one of your IG reels says the following.
I'll prompt it.
You finish one.
No.
Pennywise.
No, I know which one it is.
You finish it.
Pennywise ain't special.
Pennywise ain't special.
I eat kids too.
That's fine.
So are you talking about oral sex?
You guys, it was funny.
It was a joke.
You know how much hate I got in my DMs just for that?
That's funny.
Guys, it was funny.
It's a joke.
You're talking about oral sex?
It's funny.
But no, but it's an oral sex joke.
No comment.
Oops.
You're a Christian.
No, who said that?
You can't have that.
No.
Who said that?
I'm saying, like, I don't like eat kids.
Like, I'm not a cannibal.
Like, no, of course not.
I'm not a cannibal.
I don't eat kids.
You got a cross tattoo.
I don't eat kids.
Thank you, God, in your bio.
Hey, hey, hey.
You got a suck and dick.
Swallow and sperm thing.
You can't.
Oh, no.
You can't do that.
It's about cannibalism.
It's not about swallowing kids.
And some of your photos a little.
Like, what?
No.
All my photos are fine.
A little risque.
They're all fine.
Christians.
A little risque for a Christian.
Go ahead and show them.
Well, go ahead and show them.
They're not that bad.
Exactly.
But the titties are out.
What?
For a Christian.
Like the titty.
A cleavage.
Yeah, the cleavage.
Titties are, yeah.
I'm just saying.
Guys, Christians aren't Muslims.
Yeah, but they're not atheists either.
Guys.
Just saying.
And you say you're Orthodox.
Come on.
Come on.
Leave me alone.
I'm just saying.
We've got to clean it.
You got to clean it up a little bit.
Well, Christians can also, like, we're still human.
Like, we still make mistakes and we still like sin and all.
Like, the only.
Like Nick said, you got to fix it.
You guys, leave me alone.
I'm 18.
It's okay.
I'm trying to get roasted if you want to roast me.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, you're right.
Oh, my God.
Scared the shit out of me.
That was crazy.
Sorry, guys.
One of our fucking posters.
God was.
When did that even happen?
It's just the.
Are you sure it's not a ghost?
It is actually a ghost.
We have the ghost of a Gustavo.
It's the ghost of that bird.
Oh, no.
That bird.
I gotta get out of here.
I'm scared.
Yeah, sometimes.
I think he went away somewhere.
Yo, Gustav was trying to attack me.
Talia.
Oh, that's the girl who left.
We already covered most of her stuff, though.
I should have sent in more pre-show notes.
I didn't know we were.
Cece.
Yeah.
You.
Okay, we talked about the Japan thing.
But you guys had a business together?
Yeah, we had a business together.
What was the business?
It was doing like Amazon FBA.
So once I found out that he was cheating and he did the physical abuse, all of that, I did an eight-month plan to screw him over.
So basically, I basically told his mom we're over.
And then he trusts me so he trusted me so much, so much that he only trusted his family and me during that time.
And so for me, I think I'm kind of like, I love people watching.
I try to understand people.
His two weaknesses were trust and money.
I took those away from him.
I crush it away and I took all the money.
Okay, to be to be to be fair, I gave what he invested it in.
I took all the profits away.
So you stole the business or I stole the, I mean, it was under my everything, my name, because he was from another country.
All the socials were under it, and we never did a contract.
That's how dumb he was.
So, well, I mean, even if there's nothing in the world, and his dad, his dad owns like a really huge company, an oil company, Japan.
And so I'm like, you can't even.
His dad owns an oil company?
He sold it.
So he used to own a Japanese company, oil company in Japan.
He sold it.
My ex was supposed to take it, but he sold it for a lot of money.
But he has other businesses as well.
Okay.
Yeah.
Guys, we're lowering TTS to $69.
If you guys want to get like a roast in or whatever, I don't think we'll go, probably won't go lower tonight, but the TTS is now $69.
If you guys want to get a message in, as we're getting towards the kind of tail end of the show here.
Yeah, Streamlabs only for the TTS.
Can you pull up that super chat?
I'll respond to that thing, but Anya, can I have you read the super chat?
That is devaluing yourself on the first date.
Make that dude work for it.
And also to the woman with the guy in the car that's called Grape, Call the Cops.
I mean, cops don't do shit, but it is very assaultish.
It is, but it happens so much.
It's like you learn to deal with it and you learn to like say no.
Life of being a woman.
Thank you for the super chat.
Appreciate it.
Yeah.
One time I was, I didn't want to do it.
And the girl, I mean, nothing happened, you know, but she was kind of aggressive.
Did you like it or no?
No.
Oh.
Yeah.
I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're a victim.
I'm sorry.
No, no, nothing happened, but she was like aggressive with it.
The aggression is still like a violation of like your boundaries and stuff.
Yeah, that's true.
It was pretty uncomfortable.
It kind of sucks, yeah.
But yeah, I was like, I'm good.
I'm good.
And she's like, you sure?
Like that?
Yeah.
Like she said, she whipped the.
You know what, though?
If she had a large labia, you would have done it.
But it was an innie.
So I was like, oh, no.
Yeah.
I thought any's were like the beauty standard because that's what all like.
I think most men prefer it, but there's.
This one's special.
I'm a special.
Just show of hands.
Who here has an Audi?
No, for real?
No way.
No.
No?
Just you?
Just me?
These girls are labyr fishing, though.
They think they have an Audi.
They don't have an Audi.
It's all bullshit.
I feel like everyone has their own opinion of what an Audi is, though.
I don't know.
Yo, we got somebody who just got something from the merch shop.
Let me pull that up.
Thank you, man.
Your girlfriend Zoe hates when you watch the podcast.
Told me not to.
Buy the hoodie.
Oh, W. Hey, Zoe.
Zoe.
Hey, Kojak.
Hi, Zoe.
We're going to take your boyfriend from you.
It's so over.
It's over.
It's over.
Kojak, it's over.
Which hoodie did you get?
What did you get?
You get the 6X.
You got one of the big BLM ones.
I pulled the super and then we're going to have you read it.
What?
Oh, the problem is when you don't hold men accountable, it will continue in the weekend.
And we'll see.
I think it's okay.
I'll came up.
Guys, if that happened every time, I would be locking up like five men a week.
Like, guys.
All men would be in jail.
You guys, this is like how it goes.
And you know what's crazy?
I forgot to mention it.
He said, I'll stop asking if you do it.
Like, he, like, he kind of.
That's a yikes.
That's a yikes.
See, I don't know.
Like, the girl has to, like, like, if the girl is on the fence, see, I'm like, no.
No, go away.
Like, I don't know.
Ugh.
He's woke a little.
He's a little woke.
Well, it's like, like, I'll even.
Women are woke.
Sometimes women have done this reversal where it's like the girl seems like a bit on the like.
I don't know.
Maybe it's because of my position.
Look, I'm not, I'm not saying I'm like anything special, but I have to be careful a little bit in the way I move, you know, because there's a for somebody who's in the public eye, you got to be a little, you know.
And like, if I feel any like any, it's okay.
Like, it's any sort of hesitation.
We're not making out.
It's just done.
Done, done, done.
And I've lost interest.
I'm not going to be, I don't want to be the pushy guy.
I never want to be the guy who's put like that at all, right?
But then some girls would be like, no, no, no, no.
Can we?
I'm like, nah, not tonight.
You want to pick it back up another night?
We can, but like.
Maybe you should eat it and she'd be more into it.
No, I don't know.
It's like if the girl, like, because then, because then it's like, oh, she sees that I pulled away and she's trying to, nah, I don't know.
I don't.
It feels kind of weird.
She's got to want it.
Like, she has to be, there has to be mutual desire and enthusiasm.
If not, I don't, I don't want it.
This is a good course about consent, guys.
Y'all need to learn to ask for consent, enthusiastic consent.
No, but look, sometimes like a woman can feel a little nervous and that's okay.
Like, you know.
Don't negate the fact that we're talking about consent right now.
What do you mean?
No, I'm just saying.
No, what I'm saying is like, I like a man to take charge.
So like if I'm being like, you know, not so aggressive about it, do they know if I want it or I don't want it?
In their mind, they don't know.
Communication is key and we love them.
Just security, reassurance, communication, consent.
Yeah, I can't.
A girl has to be like fully.
Otherwise, I just nah.
Yeah.
Sign the waiver.
I lose interest.
I lose interest.
Yeah.
Anyways, okay.
Hold on.
What the?
Enya.
Enya donated $69.
Brian, by your logic, kissing could also be GFY if you consider a girl could have sucked love and have residue in their mouths for whatever even after brushing their teeth and using mouthwash.
No kissing.
No suspicion.
See, he's quiet now.
Wait, what?
Sorry, I wasn't.
Wait, what?
Wait, hold on.
Wait, if you can talk about someone.
He's at a lawsuit.
From your own.
Is he talking about from your own?
Just kissing.
So you're saying like kissing a girl if she kissed another guy.
Like the same.
Oh, yeah.
Sure.
Yeah, yeah.
Kissing's gay.
It could be.
Is kissing a man less gay than kissing a woman by that?
That just kissed another guy.
No.
But what if that man also had a dick in his mouth?
Oh, my y'all crazy.
Double kick.
No, it's just, I don't know.
Ultra premium.
I mean, it's like, if you don't know, then technically you're not gay, but that woman like forced you to be gay, kind of.
But you could say the same thing about the pussy.
That was unconsensual, gay.
Like, for example, like, look, like, I, you know, it's a, it's kind of a heavy topic, but like, uh, you, you can't count towards your body count non-consensual.
True.
Wait, like, you wouldn't count it.
Like, if a girl was essayed, that that's not, I wouldn't, I wouldn't say that's a body count.
He is woke.
Guys, evidence.
How does that work?
It's complicated.
It's complicated.
But what I'm saying is, like, if a girl, like, it was in her mouth and you didn't know, then she kind of like essayed you in a way.
Actually, that would be SA.
No.
Hold on.
Wait, check this out.
A girl, I actually think this should be some form of essay.
A girl sucks a dick, then she makes out with you right after, and there's semen residue in the chick's mouth.
I'm sorry, I'm feeling violated.
That's a violation.
I mean, yeah, if you suck a dick, and this is really weird.
If you just have a mouthful of cum and then you go outside and you spit it on a stranger, yeah, I mean, you're essaying that person.
It is essay.
So that's like the same logic.
But say the kisses is consensual, but the guy doesn't know.
This is crazy combo, by the way.
But say the guy doesn't know that your mouth has fucking got jizz in it.
So he's consensually kissing you, but he wouldn't have consented had he known that your mouth was full of.
I don't know.
That's a violation of some sort.
I don't know.
Technically, very much it is.
They classify SA or one classification of SA is like intentionally spreading an S C D to someone else.
Like that is SA.
That falls under SA.
That's what it's called.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it falls under SA.
Wait.
Yo, chat, you guys, so I remember.
California doesn't have that.
We were going to have a girl come on the show, and in her pre-show notes, she said something like this.
This was like two years ago.
I took a screenshot of it.
It might be in the Discord, not that I can just tell you what it was.
I so she ended up flaking, and then we never were able to get her on.
I wish I fucking had her on because I would have called her out.
She said that she was dating a guy who felt uncomfortable kissing after she'd go down on him, which you might say, that's kind of whatever.
Or you might be like, well, I guess that's valid.
Whatever it is.
So what she wrote in her notes is she said, you know, this guy I was dating, he was uncomfortable if we kissed after I gave him head.
Oh my God.
She received his load in her mouth and then forcefully, basically, spit it into his mouth.
That's I wish she came on the show because that's SA.
That's SA.
Yeah, that is.
If your partner says, I don't want to kiss after you've just done this sex act.
That's not even just kissing.
That's spitting jizz on somebody.
It's even worse, right?
So he's just uncomfortable even after, like, if there's even the chance of some residue, now you're gonna.
And I wish she, but she canceled.
But I took a fucking screenshot.
Exposure.
Yeah.
I was like, yo, that's fucked up.
That is really fucked up.
Fucked up.
Will you kiss a girl if she just went down on you?
I don't like to, no.
What if you didn't come?
Like, what if you didn't come?
Like, she just was sucking your dick.
That was like the beginning of it.
That was just foreplay.
I just can't.
I can't do it.
No.
Yeah, even if it was just foreplay.
Sorry, yeah.
Have you ever tasted your own calm?
Not too much.
Thanks for that picture.
Not to my knowledge, no.
I don't want to.
But yeah, I don't know if we can kiss before.
Right.
But like, honestly, look, and I.
No kissing allowed at all.
Honestly, like, I'm a little, like, I'll be honest.
Look, I'm an honest guy.
You might not like to hear it, but at least you know I'm honest.
Even if she's like gone and like washed her mouth or whatever, like brushed her teeth.
Sorry.
I feel like I gotta wait till the next day to kiss her again.
So it could be like 12 hours, not like 24 hours.
Sure, 12 hours.
It's your own DNA, though.
It's like it came from you.
Yeah.
I think you're basically.
I don't want my own.
Nah, no, no.
But it came from in you.
Yeah.
You created it.
Poop comes from in you.
Best argument.
Best argument you made.
I'd kiss a guy if he went down on me like after that.
Somebody in the chat says, bro, if it's yours, it's not that serious.
Yo, 6'5, you're kind of gay, bro.
Claplacious?
Kind of gay.
Bro, it's not that serious.
It's kind of that serious.
You want your own jizz in your...
Come on, dude.
That's gross.
That's gross.
Come on.
Don't let this know.
Bro, the chat is like, what are you?
You guys are masturbating and drinking your own tea and you fucking beardos.
You should try it at least once.
Get out of here.
No.
To know what the girl is.
I've been told by women I have the best.
Big, big, the best, okay?
You're very hydrated, so I'd assume so, probably.
He drank like five.
I also don't drink alcohol, don't smoke.
I don't really drink coffee, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
We have the best, the best tasting sperm, okay?
I have a lot of fruits, a lot of fruits.
I drink a ton of water.
So why aren't you skinny?
No, I'm just getting.
I'm sorry.
I had to do it.
I don't know.
Why are you?
He's daddy.
Oh, my God.
I wish I had to come back.
I know.
I think that was the comment.
But what was I saying?
What was I saying?
What was I saying?
You eat a lot of fruit.
Yeah.
Nah, even then.
I don't know.
The smell?
I don't know.
What are we talking about?
Are we still?
It should smell good.
Guys, let's talk about this.
What are we talking about?
Stop.
You guys just, all you guys want to talk about.
You women, this pisses me.
This is girl talk.
You're the one who spent an hour on oral sex.
Exactly.
As a guy, sometimes I just want to cuddle.
Y'all women are so sex focused, man.
Can't we talk?
You spent an hour on oral sex.
Notice that he has no sex.
Can't we just, you know, sometimes y'all women objectify us, man.
Like, sometimes a guy, like, y'all look at us like pieces of meat.
I just want to cuddle.
Can't a guy cuddle?
Can't a guy just want to have a good time?
That's the awesome.
I just want to talk.
And y'all just all, y'all want to use me for sex.
I feel objectified.
I feel used.
And I'm sick of it.
You need to choose better women to hang out with.
Women are so fucking porn-brained.
It's disgusting.
You're just not selective enough.
I'm telling you, man.
You notice that he had a whole talk about oral sex, right?
His talk.
Guys, he had a list.
A list.
It was a big list.
I think it was a Chad GPT list.
Not illegaling the list.
Look, sometimes I just want to be real.
And each point was repeated like three times.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It was the same thing over and over again.
Okay.
What were we going to?
Oh, notes.
We needed.
Okay, CC.
Something about Japan.
Okay, so the business with six figures and you stole it.
I took it.
Took it.
Okay.
I mean, yeah, I did basically.
I blocked them.
Damn.
Talk Toxica.
Is that what they did?
Toxica?
Latina talks.
Bro, but at the end of the day, he did wrong.
He cheated.
He physically abused me.
He was.
But she just leave, you know?
Reparation.
No.
No, no, no.
Brian.
Brian, this is the thing.
You're damn Latina.
We're crazy.
Very crazy.
Yes.
I dated the Latina, and she was really nice.
She wasn't that crazy then.
She was probably hiding it.
No, she was Mexican.
Like, actually.
No, I say she was like trying to hold back to not like, you know?
She was pretty chill.
She was a good.
I don't know.
See, I think, here's what I think.
I think it's a stereotype, but you guys like the stereotype, and then you use the stereotype to justify acting crazy.
Okay, to be fair, like I said, he physically abused me, and he was crazy.
He literally, so in Japan, there's a job called Yamai Baito.
It's basically like low-key jobs.
He did a lot of those jobs in Japan because he was actually an ex-professional baseball player, but he injured his knee and he was doing those jobs.
And the dad found out literally it's like, I feel like that's enough information for somebody to find him.
Ex-professional baseball player.
Yo.
Disney's Japanese.
Japanese.
Hey, the chat, there's a bunch of detectives in the chat that they come after him.
Actually, yeah, go after him.
No, I'm just kidding.
Go after him.
No, okay.
But to be fair, he actually even abused animals too.
Okay, well, that's fucked up.
Yes, yeah.
Find him.
Okay, hold on.
That's crazy.
He liked Joffrey.
He abused his own puppy.
He got a puppy.
It was a German Shepherd.
So beautiful dog.
I was at the apartment, and one day I got him so pissed off that all that anger he put it on that puppy, he started punching the head and it bites.
Yeah.
So now you understand what's that movie?
Something for cats or kittens.
Oh, don't fuck with cats.
We're going to have another one of those now.
Yeah.
Yo, yeah, yeah.
You don't mess with and he was so sick to the point that he'll go to websites where there's animal cruelty.
A lot of people would literally be at him.
So that shit turned out.
He like enjoyed watching it.
He enjoyed it.
He would show it to me.
I did not want to see it.
I thought Satan demons was in him, but yet none of his family knew about it.
I was the one that knew about everything.
And I'm surprised.
I think I would, like, if I genuinely saw somebody abusing like an innocent dog, like, this guy has to die.
Like, I'm sorry.
Like, I'd be so enraged.
I don't know.
Like, he's probably, like, this, somebody who abuses animals.
They're terrible people.
Like, this guy needs to get fucking murdered.
Yeah.
Well, it's just a way.
Hold on.
I'm speaking in general.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you abuse animals, you don't deserve to live.
I think that's fair to say.
Exactly.
I think, you know, whatever.
Exactly.
And then one more thing.
When I was in Japan, first time I was in Japan, he's like, if you're going to leave me, I'll kill you.
He kept saying that.
I'll kill you.
And he has friends that are deep there.
Did he say in English?
Yeah, he said it in English.
Clear as day.
And we were on the, like, if you leave, I will kill you.
I'll find and kill you.
Has friends that are in like that are in that work that basically can like, which is why I never left.
I was so scared to my life, actually.
And that's what I did.
What I did, I was like, you know what?
You're not going to just because you think highly of yourself, just because you think you come from a rich family, high status, thinking you can do all that BS to me.
Robin Blonde.
Shit, that's crazy.
Yeah, thank you.
Next note: you said men should pay on the first date.
Yeah.
Men should be traditional.
Yeah.
No 50-50.
No.
Men date to have sex in this current time.
You think asking about body count is being insecure?
Yeah.
Every guy that I dated, I have been asked out, they never asked for my body count because they know the type of person that I am.
Like if you meet a person, you kind of sense how they are, you know?
So they don't have the need to ask, like, what's your body?
Honestly, though.
So, look, I'll tell you this.
There's been some women who I thought, like, you think you can get that sense.
And look, sometimes you can.
Yeah.
But I'm telling you, there's some unassuming women.
You'd be like, you have no idea this chick has done some shit.
Really?
Like, she could be timid and quiet and shy.
And she's fucked.
She has fucks.
Literally.
Okay.
Speaking of which, let's.
Oh, fucking I. Can I add something?
Hey, Mary, can you get me the fucking pen that fell?
Thank you.
Can I add something to that actually?
Wait.
What?
Yeah.
So basically, you said, like, guys, well, in my defense, like, you guys worry too much about body count, but I've seen so many guys that actually married hoes.
They married OnlyFans.
They married.
We know.
Me and my friend was supposed to come.
We know someone that she should have told her to.
You should have told her.
Well, too late now.
She should have pulled up.
She was so anxious.
Like, she, this is the thing.
The city that she lives in, and I also like in that part of the city, too.
Everyone knows.
Everyone gossips.
Everyone knows your business.
Like the girl that got engaged, everyone knows that she's a hoe.
But yet she still got proposed.
And that guy was super rich, got her body done, everything.
So I think there's some people online and some of the some men cope about this.
Okay.
Oh, she's a sex worker.
She's never going to get married.
If she has a high body count, it's over.
But I have a black pill perspective on this.
I think good-looking people, but especially good-looking women, it doesn't matter what they did.
Good-looking women have a way of always landing on their feet.
And as much as men like to cope, oh my God, she used to be a fucking sex worker.
It's over.
I mean, look, it's going to impact your life.
But if you're a good-looking woman, I'm not saying your life's going to be perfect if you did some stupid shit in your past, but a lot of good-looking women, they'll land on their feet.
Yeah, exactly.
Is it fair?
I don't know, but they do.
And chat, what do you think?
Is that true?
What do you think, chat?
Is it true?
What do you think?
Chat?
What do you think?
I don't know.
And maybe the case for good-looking men too, but I don't think quite to the extent as it is for women.
Like, I don't know.
Have some of these porn stars, they're finding simps and shit, and they're married.
And so, I think it's cope.
Like, I don't know, this idea, oh, you're a sex worker.
Now, look, I do also think it's true if you're a sex worker, that's gonna have some negative that is gonna have whether you get out of it or not down the road that could present issues for you.
But I think overall, they tend to land on their feet.
Pretty women, attractive women land on their feet.
Yeah, exactly.
Here, I'll play this.
What is it?
Just world something just uh, wait, just world fallacy.
Is that what I'm thinking of?
The cognitive bias that people get what they deserve, meaning good things happen to good people and bad things happen to bad people.
Yeah, but that's not true.
Uh, so yeah, just world fallacy.
Um, Brian wants reparations.
Yeah, you guys did not give me enough money, by the way.
That was ridiculous.
I've got reparations.
That's true.
Yeah, well, she's playing.
Well, we're gonna jump.
She's blazing.
Next time you bring me out, I'll be okay.
I love this.
Finishing off.
Oh, I guess we'll just.
Okay.
Should the past not matter going around the table?
Like body count.
True.
Okay, agree, Leia.
No, okay, nothing.
No.
Is it really?
Nobody.
Hey.
Oh, wait, passion not matter, Michelle.
You say passion, not matter.
You agree.
Okay.
I guess just going around the table.
Why not?
It's hey, it's girl time now.
Body count.
Mine?
Oh, 17.
Okay.
I said it before on accident, more than I expected.
Because I thought you were.
Yeah, you're talking about my roster.
I thought you meant over the years my whole list, my body count.
Oh, not in one go.
What is it?
30-something.
39.
I lost track.
You lost count?
Yeah.
You're her secretary.
Oh, yeah.
Do you count?
Why aren't you counting for me?
No, literally.
You should be counting.
Keep track of the clients.
I'm doing a bad job.
Genuinely, you are.
Do you think it could be in the 40s, even?
She's like, oh, yeah, I guess you never know.
I'm going to put it in my notes.
You need to start keeping track of you.
You actually do.
Like, start from now on.
It's done though now.
Keep track of the reference.
I'm retired.
Body count.
Five men, two women.
Three men.
I totally forgot to include women the last time I was here.
Yeah, it's five.
Five?
What's that?
I said four last time.
I refuse to answer that.
Range.
How about a range?
I refuse.
Is it more than 10?
I refuse.
I want a lawyer.
I plead the fifth.
I played the fifth.
Is it more than 10?
I want a lawyer.
I don't think so.
I answer no questions.
What about you?
Three.
Three.
Okay.
Cool.
Why are you guys looking at me?
I'm not going to say that.
What's your body count?
What's your body?
I'll answer if she answers.
Okay, yes.
No, don't think it's a good idea.
By the way, I can't.
Almost 300 episodes, I've never shared the body count.
Really?
Come on, please.
Make us feel special.
Please, come on.
You guys, wait, can I lie?
Am I allowed to lie?
Yes.
Zero.
No.
Too late.
That's not fair.
No body count reveal from Brian.
Could have been, could have happened.
Wait, can you text us?
D's nuts donated $69.
Brian, that's an L take.
Good witchy nor below average 304s will end up single ones with 10 cats or poor simps they don't like.
You let him hit it raw.
Didn't have second thoughts.
Now you a single mom.
Can I say something about that?
Because most of the big, big P-stars that you know from Browsers, P-Hub, all these girls, the biggest ones, they all have husbands.
They all have boyfriends.
Most of them are open about it.
I'm not like exposing anything.
But I would say mainstream is even crazier than OF because you're working with, I mean, it depends how you work.
But if you're working with many, many, many people.
And a lot of the time, the boyfriends, the husbands, they're marrying them.
They're getting with them.
And I've met them.
They're honestly really nice guys.
They're not like simpy guys.
But.
Well, I think they, regardless of their behavior, there is a simp factor.
Right.
I think baked into like, okay, that girl's ran through.
Like, that's simp in and of itself.
Like, dealing with a girl who's used to do gangbangs and shit, that you're kind of a simp.
Even if you don't act like a simp, you're kind of a simp.
I guess I can.
Sorry.
No, you're good.
Go ahead.
I was just asking why, like, like, why do we care?
Like, if, like, if I'm in love with you, why does it matter like what I've done in the past?
Because I can get an S C D test.
My period's going to come.
It's going to wash me all out.
I'm good.
Okay.
Well, I didn't need that info.
But we mentioned gynecologists.
Listen.
Yeah.
Listen.
This is a fucking gross.
This is a respectable show.
Family channel.
Keep that.
You know, keep that to yourself, okay?
But sorry, what were we saying?
I was just asking why the gangbang and the body count was important.
That's what.
You just have no self.
As a guy, if you wife up, look, I'll keep it real.
If you wife up a girl who's done that shit, who's fucking that's kind of like I'm talking about the porn stuff, right?
Like, look, okay, you're, you're a guy, and there's levels to it.
It's a scale.
It's, it's a spectrum.
Okay, she's got 10 plus.
She's got 20 plus.
She's got 50 plus.
She's got 100 plus.
She did porn.
She did gang bangs.
There's a spectrum to it.
Some of these guys, like the fucking Riley Reed or whatever, seems like a nice enough girl, I guess, minus the like dropping the hard R and whatever.
But it's like, she seems pleasant enough, right?
But I mean, she did like multiple, multiple gang bangs.
That doesn't make her immoral or a bad partner or a bad person.
It might make her immoral, but depending on your perspective on morality.
But when did Aristotle ever mention, oh, because you slept with this many people, you're not virtuous?
I'm pretty, Aristotle definitely wrote some books about that.
But I would say that, I don't know, I would say that that's just, look, then it just transcends your relationship.
Like, then your kids are going to get bullied.
Look, if your mom, if your mom was like a hoe kind of privately, not like a prostitute, but look, she got 20, 30, 40 bodies or whatever, that's not really going to have an impact on your kids.
Like, people don't really know about people's sexual histories like that.
But when it's public, when she's a sex worker, that's forever.
And then the kids are going to get bullied.
Do you remember what I said the first time about that?
What did you say?
I was like a gross character.
Oh, right.
The kid gets bullied.
Nah, I don't know.
I don't know.
Look, I'll just say it is suboptimal to date a woman who has that shit online.
The internet is basically forever.
It is suboptimal.
It's suboptimal for the relationship.
It's suboptimal for the kids if you ever do have kids.
I'm not.
Look, I'm not.
I'll just say this.
To any women out there like considering doing sex work, your future husband and children will not appreciate nude photos of you being out there on the internet.
They will not appreciate it.
It is a much harder date.
I will say that.
It's different.
And you got to have a really cool dude to be down with it.
Look, I'm not super hardline with it, though.
Like, I'm not.
Some people do a cope where it's like, oh my God, no one will ever date her.
No, that's stupid.
That's bullshit.
Like, most of these OF girls who even claim they're single, they secretly have boyfriends.
Yeah.
But, but, I mean, that's just a hunch.
I could be wrong.
A lot of these girls.
Look, a lot of the OF girls, oh, I'm single, I'm single.
I'm not going to throw anyone under the bus.
I'm single, I'm single.
No, they got boyfriends.
Like, or even if they say that, like, but it does present a complication to the relationship.
And if you ever want children, a complication.
Where is I going with this?
Oh, Cece's gone.
Body count.
Cece's friend not here.
Okay, so I think I'll come back to Cece's notes, but I think we did.
Okay, Talia gone, Chantelle gone.
Oh, the horse thing.
Maybe we can talk about horses for real a little second.
Yes, I want to talk about horses.
All right.
So tell me, your horse girl, give us the scoop.
Are they crazy or is that just bullshit?
Are horse girls crazy?
Yeah, are they crazy?
A thousand percent.
Anybody that gets any kind of satisfaction from almost dying every time they get on an animal with its own brain is a crazy person.
Yeah.
And most of the time, aka Michelle gets thrown off in the dirt and she'll just keep going.
Yeah.
I think, what's that saying?
For a girl who has horses.
Is there a saying?
There's an order of importance in her life.
A woman who has horses.
Horses come first.
Yeah.
Horses come first.
I mean, you've got to do harm work.
Like, there's no way around it.
Then daddy's money.
Then you.
I wish I had daddy's money.
That's the order of importance for horse girls, from what I've been told.
Yeah.
More or less.
Well, now it's my husband's daddy.
So that's my money.
Yeah, I'm going to get my daughter.
If I, you know, when I have a daughter, she's, she's stay far away, if I'm being honest.
She can swim.
She'll be a swimmer.
But we're always hard working.
Yep.
We're not lazy.
Strong legs.
Very strong legs.
Yes.
Strong core.
Exactly.
So there are some benefits of dating a horse.
There's a lot of benefits.
She could ride.
We can ride.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Girl on top is actually my preferred.
I figured that.
Nobody asked.
Cowgirl?
Cowgirl?
But I like to do the work.
You said you did not like to do the work.
What do you mean?
From the bottom, you like to do it?
Yeah.
All right.
She's on top.
I respect that.
I like to.
Yeah.
Good talk.
You.
Let's see.
What else?
What else?
What other things from you from your notes?
I'm all political.
Modern dating is going through a strange transition period right now.
You say there's a shift in gender roles.
There's a negative effect on women.
I don't even know.
Hang on.
He said, oh.
You want to start it back up?
No, literally.
Okay, are you religious or no?
No.
I was raised by an atheist.
I am like agnostic.
No.
Oh, you were in a mutually violent relationship for three years.
From 15 to 18.
Excuse me.
That's fun.
So you would beat him up.
And then he would beat you up?
We, we.
And then you'd fuck.
No.
That sounds far.
No.
Nah.
They'd fight while fucking.
No.
Hate fuck.
It was like he would say things that really upset me, and I would flip out, and like, I would just try to throw like a punch or a kick or something.
And then he would give me a black eye.
So did you ever like actually make contact?
Did you land anything?
Did you wait?
Oh, yeah.
She was whooping.
I am not a fighter.
You never know.
I bit and I left Mark twice and that was really it.
Oh shit.
That's light.
Sunlight.
Yeah, something like nothing crazy.
He, yeah, he and I were together for three years.
We were teenagers.
So that was something to get over.
And he passed away in November of 2023.
You murdered him?
No.
He died from the bottom.
Yeah, it sounds about right.
I mean, if he's willing to hurt somebody else, they're usually going to hurt themselves.
It's a weird thing because it's like, obviously, he didn't start it.
And then also we were teenagers.
He grew up in a semi-violent household.
I don't blame him.
I can't, you know, at this point.
But would you ever just initiate the violence?
Yeah, that's what I just said.
Oh.
So he was reactively violent.
Yeah.
Have you been violent in other relationships?
One time.
One time.
You're an abuser?
Low-key.
Wait, low-key?
Can y'all tell me?
No, I'm just kidding.
No, but like other guys you date, do you get violent with them?
It's reactionary to things that they do or make me feel, but I have no.
Yeah.
Wait, but I don't know.
It's reactionary, but they'll do things that aren't physical.
Like they'll piss you off, right?
So let me give you the example of what happened.
Yeah, give me the example.
He was this second, this guy, this was earlier this, or I guess 2025.
He was drunk and I had picked him up after he went out with his buddies or whatever and picked him up from his friend's house.
He was coming home with me.
He wanted to stop at the gas station because it's fat ass.
Fat ass?
Fat ass.
Because his fat ass wanted to get snacks from the gas station, but the gas station was open.
So he was all pissed off.
We get to my apartment complex and he's like, I'm going to slam your door into this car.
And I'm like, oh no, baby, please don't do that.
Please be careful.
And he just fucking does it on purpose.
Like, he slammed my car door into it.
But wasn't he drunk?
He was drunk, though, right?
I guess.
Oh, my God.
Who the hell cash?
So you asked.
Sorry, sorry.
That was Nick.
Okay.
Anyways.
He pressed the button.
If you want to ask a question, do you want me to answer it?
So, like, but give us like the.
So then I grabbed him by the collar, and then that was it.
I didn't like that.
You fucking judo through.
You did some judo?
I dragged him.
So you'll put your hands on the man before he puts his hands on you.
I get that he pissed you off or whatever, but or did something bad, but Fucked up my car and somebody else's car in my car.
Like, let's be honest.
You've put, and I'm asking this as a question.
Have you put your hands on a guy when he just slightly, mildly annoyed you?
I have to feel this rage.
I don't like it.
But sometimes you can be like rageful from kind of something, a nothing, you know?
It might have started off from like.
If he was like, I want to deport illegal immigrants.
Funny story with my first ex.
It wasn't illegal immigrants.
He whooped his ass.
Y'all know what a Bojangles is?
It's a restaurant.
Yeah.
It's like a fast food thing.
We were going through the Bojangles drive-through.
We had just paid and we were just driving off.
And he had said something real nasty about gay people.
And I was like, that's disgusting.
And I took my little Bojangles box because the Supreme came in a little box and I like tossed it in his lap.
Like a because he was in the passenger seat.
I was driving around because I'm mommy.
Anyways, he chucked that fucking Bojangles box at the side of my head so hard.
Like my ear was ringing for like 20 minutes.
It was crazy.
Why is he still walking?
Oh, he's not.
Yeah.
Damn.
Process.
But rest in peace, rest in peace.
He was not a bad person.
I won't say that he's a bad person.
Are we sure?
He was a teenager.
He was just a kid.
And then he ended up not being homophobic.
You're such a red flag.
Yeah.
That's why she attracts people like that.
Oh, no.
Look.
You're 15.
What was I supposed to do?
No, I'm 21.
It's been.
I mean, that's all.
That's your parents' fault.
Because I feel like for most women, if you're in a relationship with them, if you never put your hands on her, she should never put her hands on you.
Nobody should be doing that, right?
True.
But I feel like for you, in the back of a guy's head, he's always got to think, I could say something, or I could do it.
I could never put hands on.
I might never put hands on her, but I could do something.
We could be having some crazy fucking argument, and you're going to start throwing hands.
Yeah.
You're going to get physical.
Well, you got to work on that.
I go to therapy.
That's why, like, I'm woke.
Have you ever beat up a therapist?
No.
I love Regina.
Well, we haven't talked a little bit, but I love Regina.
Okay.
Well, I don't know.
Just be careful, man.
Yeah, be careful, guys.
I talk to everybody about it in the beginning.
Like, I make like they know and I make steps to like walk away.
And I'm not going to stick around.
Like, that guy earlier this, you know, this past year, I learned from that in the way that I'm not just going to sit around and be angry at somebody.
If somebody's making me mad to the point where I really want to lay hands on them, like that relationship is no longer worth it.
And that seems obvious and it is obvious.
Have you wanted to lay hands on me?
I don't remember because the last time we saw each other, it's been like two years, but maybe not like tonight.
Come on, we were kind.
Well, hold on.
I was saying, like, deport illegal immigrants.
You called me five.
No, I did.
Yeah, I called you five.
That was the angriest I think you ever got.
All right.
Well, we have this chat.
I think contraband zyland donated $69.
The perfect relationship.
She has her own place.
Stays over a few nights a week.
The rest of the week, no texting or calling.
The days apart means you won't get sick of each other.
You shouldn't be dating them.
I think it's okay to have a time apart.
I don't think you got to see your girlfriend every day.
Yeah, but you don't want to talk to her for days at a time.
Maybe not days at a time.
Or calling.
No, yeah, I think it's okay.
Yeah, I think that's fine.
The happiest marriage is I know both people are working all day and like non-stop, like not seeing each other.
Or it's not even working all day, but just not seeing each other all the time.
Yeah, that's better.
That's typical though.
Like, I don't know.
Like, space away from me.
Do you really need a good morning text?
No.
You don't need it.
I mean, it's not about the text.
It's about like, oh, he's not about me.
What?
Those like five seconds, you guys, it takes five seconds.
She's in a good morning.
Five seconds only.
I mean, if it's wife.
But like, just your girlfriend for like a year.
Okay.
And you don't need to.
You don't need to hear from me every single day.
Why is she here?
Huh?
Why is she around you if she's not wifey?
What do you mean?
You said, oh, girlfriend, maybe wife, not girlfriend.
Well, wife, I'm your girlfriend should be wifey.
Like, she should be, you know, she should meet the standards, right?
Wife, though.
But you should be dating intended to marry.
You need to turn your mic down.
Oh.
You should be dating and tending to like to for marriage.
That's why this dating culture is so effed up.
That's a fair point.
Although, I mean, even in the marriage, I think.
Well, at that point, you're probably living together, right?
If you're living together, you're more or less probably going to see each other every day.
But like, if you live in the same city, but you have separate houses, I don't think you got to see your girlfriend every day.
Not every day, but like not texting her for like every day.
Oh my God.
Please.
Please, no.
You at least have to have like one meaningful conversation a day with me.
Like it could be five.
Okay, maybe every other day.
Like something every other day.
Sorry, I threw up a little bit in myself.
Every other day.
That's crazy.
Just a little, hey, you good?
Like, you still alive?
She's good.
She's fine.
How do you know?
How do you know?
What if she get rid of it?
She's with me.
She's good.
Oh, but she's not with you.
She's at her house.
Well, she's with me.
Oh.
Like, she's my girl.
She's my girlfriend.
Okay.
She's good.
Got it.
If she's with me, she's good.
Yeah, Roger that.
But look, I mean, it's crazy.
Come on.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, by the way, I fucking hate texting.
Keep in mind, I'm 36, right?
When I was in high.
Ooh.
Oh, my God.
Grandpa.
Hey, I'm fucking a millennial, alright?
Double my age.
Look, I'm just saying, I was in high school, like my senior year of high school.
I still had a flip phone.
Some of y'all don't even know what that is.
Y'all never had a flip phone.
So look, I'm just saying I'm a different, I'm a different generation.
And back in my day, we used to people didn't always used to have access to you like that.
Like people, I don't know.
I don't know the best way to frame this, but there wasn't an expectation of instantaneous accessibility like there is today.
You're so woke, dude.
What?
This is the type of stuff that I get on my woke feed that I cultivated for wokeness.
I don't know.
It's just, you know what I mean?
I don't want some girl blowing my phone up every like.
First off, text is so texting should be for planning.
I'll meet you here at 3 p.m.
Let's hang out tomorrow.
I don't want to have a conversation with you over text.
These people are fucking texting each other all day.
I got, I'm, you know, I'm a businessman because you find me at my places of business.
You think I want to be texting a girl all day?
I'm busy.
I got, I keep my phone down like this, so I'm not distracted.
I'm not going to be texting you.
It's on silent during the day.
You know, they say that rich people respond instantly.
Yeah.
Like Elon Musk on his website.
They say that they respond really quick.
Really?
I mean, if it's posting a lot, if it's a business email, I try to get to it.
I try to get to it.
But, like, I don't know.
No one's ever that busy for like a five-second text message.
Yeah.
Well, it depends.
If it's once a day, maybe.
If you're hitting, if you're fucking too, like, you're like pressing me a little bit.
Pressing.
Nah, no.
Chill out.
I hate texting because it's like you don't just finish the conversation.
Like, it's so annoying to have to type something out, put your phone down, go back to what you're doing, and then type, and then go, and then type, and then go back, and then type, and then go back.
I hate that.
Well, the other thing, too, is I would rather.
Sometimes people be having conversations over text that could last one, two, three hours.
I can have that conversation with you in 10 minutes over the phone.
The same amount of time we're going to be texting each other for fucking two hours.
Call me.
We can sort that shit in 10 minutes on the phone.
It's a waste of time to be texting.
I hate talking on the phone.
Do not call me.
I will not answer.
Don't call me if it's for.
You got to call me with an intention.
Like, there has to be a purpose.
And it has to be quick.
But you just want to chit-chat?
No.
Unless it's her.
She's the only one I will chit-chat with ever.
I don't know.
I'm just an OG.
I haven't been here yet.
IG?
Which one?
Nah, I think that's from the girl who left.
Oh, what?
I want to know.
I want to see two.
I love Asmund Gold.
Asmund Gold?
I love it.
Thank you, man.
If you marry Sage1, chicken thrown on you.
Sage two, uncountable body count.
Sage three, doesn't like sex, Sage4.
All I got is talking about.
Sage five talks during the movie.
Sage six calls you have eBay.
Sage seven.
Out getting happy in.
Dude.
Good point.
Good point.
Okay.
Wait, where were we?
Hold on.
Wait, what were we?
What were we?
Oh, let's do the question.
Some of the stuff on the questionnaire.
I got a couple rapid-fire things, and then we're going to wrap.
Okay.
So, okay.
Let's do.
We're not going to do bear unless.
I don't think any.
Did anybody even pick bear?
I don't think so.
Since those two girls left, I think.
Oh, you picked the bear.
Okay, we won't.
Here, let's.
Where's that?
Where's Caitlin?
Get back here.
Did the camera get bumped?
Oh, no way.
Okay.
Is the focus okay?
It did get bumped.
Yeah, it did get bumped.
Sorry, guys.
I think it's probably fine.
Let me see split.
Eh, it's fine.
Is the focus okay?
Yeah, let's see.
Give me some money.
Give me your cash.
Okay.
You just got my cash.
Minimum yearly income.
Just going around the table, quick answers.
I don't have a quick answer.
Okay, you know me.
Communist.
80K.
75 80 um at least 100k because the nursing job has to be he has to be making more than me Or not more, like minimum.
I said 80K last time, but I'm changing it to 60.
100K.
100K.
You said 110.
Is that how much your husband makes?
110.
No, he makes more.
Oh, he makes more.
But that would be the minimum.
Okay.
How tall are you, and what's the minimum height of a man you would date?
I'm 5'5.
I would date as low as 5'8.
5'4 and 5'8?
No, what did I say?
5'10?
5'9?
I'm 5'6 and like 5'11.
Okay.
5'6.
Solos would be 5'6.
5'4 and 5'8.
5'6, I think 5'10.
I'm 5'7, and he has to be over 6'1.
How told you're 6'2.
6'2?
Okay.
Do you have any disagreements with the show?
You have some, right?
Yes.
What are your disagreements?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think you wrote Celine.
You said, yeah, I have disagreements.
That was last time.
No, you wrote it right here.
Oh, maybe.
Yes.
Nothing that comes to mind.
Besides what we already covered, any disagreements?
No, no doubt.
Any disagreements besides anything we've already covered?
Nothing.
I mean, I really did not like that Andrew guy.
I don't like him.
I'm not raving.
He's just, he doesn't have like an effective promise.
He's a nice guy.
He's a nice guy.
He gives you back exactly what you give him.
I don't know.
He wasn't wrong about that one.
But yeah.
Well, I don't like being interrupted.
He's a vibe.
Andrew's a good guy, yeah?
I'd love to be on with him on.
That would be.
One day we can get that.
All right.
We're not going to be able to hit all of these, but we'll just do a few.
Wait, I wish.
Okay.
Women are the primary victims of war, not men.
You agree?
Why is that?
Like, duh.
Like, the first thing that they do is get to pillaging the women.
That's the first victim.
What?
And then also they're the mothers.
So, like, if they are, if war harms their children, of course, like they're the so in war, in totality, you think women are the primary victims of war?
Yeah.
Even though, like, 99% of people who die during war are men.
I don't know about 99%.
It's 99%.
Looked up?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll leave you.
Well, certainly, you know, you could, if you want to, like, dispute it in terms of like civilian casualties, it's probably, it's, yeah, it's probably not 99% there, but military casualties, which are the majority of casualties in any military conflict, 99% men.
I could agree with that.
But are men the so are men the primary victims of war or are women?
I guess with that logic, it would be men.
Yeah.
But it's the victimization is different.
Like, men are getting shot.
And dying.
And yeah.
I would rather be shot than to be graped.
Well, shot and killed or just shot.
That's a really, that's like a tough.
That's tough.
Like, because being, you know, that's not hard.
I've had women on the show say they'd rather be killed than essayed.
Because that's my spirit.
And like, I don't know how much they're, I don't, I'm, like, I've, I said, you know, within the last couple hours, I'm pretty sensitive.
And if someone, someone were to violate my body intimately like that.
That's a terrible thing.
It would.
But there are perhaps things that might be worse than that.
There's not a lot.
Sure, I can agree with that.
Not a lot, but there are some things that would be worse than that.
How about this?
I think I'm curious.
I know it's a bit of a heavy topic, but we won't linger on it too long.
Would you rather be essayed or killed?
Like murdered, I guess.
Essayed, like, straight up grape.
Yeah, I mean, let's say there's not like torture.
Well, I guess it's sort of, it is kind of torture.
But you know what I mean?
There's not like other shit he, you know, it's like some fucking creep in the bushes who fucking stranger, not like a date rape or whatever, like a yeah in a parking lot, you know, that's terrible thing, right?
If you had to pick one and you're let go after.
It's not like a you're like, I don't know, let's say it's like 10 minutes, obviously fucking terrible thing, right?
But then he just runs and it's over, you know, still fucking awful, right?
But which would you prefer?
That's a crazy where I know, I know, but I'm just curious.
I'm just curious.
Let's just get into that.
I guess probably great just because that at least at that point I have a chance to like still live.
Like there's still joys in life.
There's still the sunshine and there's still swimming in the ocean.
Y'all can't do that on this coast, but on the Atlantic, we got it going on.
Essayed.
Say I would say get shot.
So die.
Because I actually got the R word.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I know how it feels.
What about you?
I think because I know how it feels, I would just take it.
The S.
Well, it happens for free if it's die or have it happen.
But what about you?
Yeah, same thing.
Like, yeah, like it already, like, already living.
Might as well just continue.
Yeah.
I guess my only question on this is like, if it, if you'd rather just like, wouldn't if it's like that's your position, you'd rather just be like get killed.
Wouldn't you just want to like instantly unalive yourself?
Because it did happen.
It's like PTSD.
Every day you think about it and I was in no control.
Like that guy literally picked.
He literally.
No, but we've had in the context of this conversation, who's the primary victims of war?
Yes, women do get raped in war.
Men die in war.
Although like way more men die in war.
And sometimes this conversation comes up and women will say, oh, I'd way rather get essayed than killed, shot to death or whatever.
And I was like, I don't know if they're saying that to like back their own point.
Obviously, rape, like terrible, terrible thing.
But I was thinking, like, I don't know if they're just, it's like, you know, the ideological position.
I know this is a terrible thing to think about.
Oh, man, I feel like there's no like.
Well, consider it being a philosophical conversation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
That's charitable.
From like a philosophical perspective, it's a terrible thing to even think about.
And I wouldn't want this to happen to anybody.
But like, say I was a father one day.
It's really just an awful scenario.
My God, it sounds so bad.
You got to say it.
Got to.
But like, I wouldn't want my daughter to die, is what I'm saying.
That would be so terrible to have my daughter go through the other thing, though.
But if I had to, like, some fucking super messed up scenario where one or the other had to happen, it would be so traumatic for her, but also for me as the father to have that happen to my daughter.
But I would not want my daughter to like die, you know?
Well, hopefully you gave her the mental tools to stay strong through it.
I think it's definitely a big mental thing.
But like, I'd be like, at least I still have her, you know?
Yeah.
But she's going to be very different.
She's not going to be the same person.
I disagree with that.
Yeah.
Like, not completely.
It's the same person.
Depends on the severity and how it affects you.
Or it depends on the person.
Yeah.
If you're strong, you don't care, honestly.
Just, can I ask?
Other people, it literally breaks them.
Yeah.
How many of y'all have been, are we allowed to say without like raped without the G if you if you're comfortable asking them, you can how many of y'all have been raped?
What are you classifying?
I guess in this specific question is a violation of your mouth, your vagina, or your butt.
Hole are we showing hands?
Yeah, I did already.
Woohoo!
That's the majority of us.
And I have met even like just SA, like being sexually assaulted.
I think every single woman that I have met has experienced some sexual assault in one way or another.
And me knowing myself and then also knowing all my female friends, I have experienced it to like sexual assault to a very minimal degree, like groomed online type of stuff, and then like, you know, groping, but I've never been like super violated to that extent.
But like I said, every single woman that I know has been sexually violated.
And that's that is a point that I want for contemplation for the men that are watching.
Be better and hold your male friends accountable.
Hold people accountable.
If you know somebody's talking about how they coerced a girl or how they are, you know, anything like that.
Stand up and be an activist because women experience this.
Hold on, hold on.
So, like, look, I think you're this is an awful crime, awful crime.
And it should be punished severely.
However, this, what you're starting to get into is rape culture.
And you think that men, wholesale or much, like lots of men are like kind of cool with it.
Maybe they wouldn't do it, but they're kind of like, you know what?
I can tell, like, look, most men, if they knew that their buddy did something like that, there's going to be a major issue.
Like, that's not like, do you think guys are like bragging about that shit?
Like, any normal guy, if his guy friend is like, first off, that would be insane.
The president of the United States said, not even talk about the majority of the people.
Let me ask my point really quick before you bring up the president.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
There are bad men out there, but like, guys, if you're in a friend group and like one of the guys started bragging, like, okay, let me put it to you, like, the best.
This is maybe the best way.
If you're in prison, and typically people who are in prison are not like the most morally sound people and they're maybe not the most honest people.
If you're in prison amongst criminals who could murder people and did all this shit, if they find out that you touched a woman or you touched a child, you're getting fucking killed.
Even among this element of society that most people would be like, whoa, those people are they will kill a person if they know he's a rapist.
So, I'm telling you, normal guys, this rape culture is not.
That's you're a monster if you've done something like that.
I think it's because a lot of men don't see coercion as like an actual assault.
Because eventually she gave in.
Coercion.
Like, I mean, if you serious, like, there is a line where you are sitting there and asking someone for something so many times and they've said no that it begins to be manipulative and very like forcible.
She just told us her story.
Sorry, I might have the stories.
They got in the car and then he instantly started trying to get her to.
Well, I don't think that's true.
Because I didn't do it.
But I just mean like a lot of younger guys, especially.
Well, let me ask you a question.
They don't understand what const actually constitutes assault.
Okay, let's say I'm in a relationship with a girl and we've had consensual sex a hundred times.
Our sex life starts to dwindle and then we stop having sex.
And then I tell her, Hey, I, this is a major issue in our relationship.
I want to feel needed and desired, blah, blah, et cetera, et cetera.
We're not having sex.
I'm contemplating.
This isn't how I would say it, but I'm contemplating breaking up with you if we don't have sex.
And then she's like, oh, okay.
Well, I'll have sex with you.
And then we have sex.
Was she just coerced?
If it was right after it would have, that type of conversation has to be like pretty in-depth.
You have to be understanding of why y'all are not having sex.
Yeah, that was a polite explanation.
You told her, like, oh, I want to feel wanted and need in this relationship, or I'm going to, I feel like I might leave.
It was pretty respectful, in my opinion.
I don't feel like it's typically like that.
No, but what I'm saying is, though, is she's not in the mood or whatever.
There's who knows what's going on in the relationship.
It's a total hypothetical.
But I say, I will leave you if we don't have sex.
And that is the motivation that wasn't previously existing for her to then have sex with me.
Some people would consider this a level of coercion.
I will dump you.
I will break up with you.
I will withdraw my love from you.
I think it depends on the intention and the way you go about it.
If you're genuinely telling your partner, like, this is a need for me.
And if I don't get this, I can't be in this relationship.
And it's not being used to manipulate them into having sex with you, then that's just setting a totally normal boundary.
Like, I don't know what there is to complain about that.
But she wasn't desiring sex, but I feel like in relationships, you make sacrifices like that sometimes.
If she sees it as coercion herself, then that's a different conversation.
But from an outside perspective, I don't really think that that would be a good idea.
I would agree with you.
I don't think it's coercion, but somebody, I've seen some literature from like some of these with for the actual definition of sexual coercion that showed, or it was, it was from one of the major ones.
Like, I think I got it from like the, you know, the organization that's like anti-rape or whatever.
What is it?
Rain or whatever.
In the literature, in the study that they were referencing, threatening to break up with your girlfriend if she, I mean, I don't know what that really means, what they're meaning by that.
Threats.
Threatening.
Well, no, Hold on.
When we were saying threat, me saying, hey, listen, I love you, babe, but I'm going to break up with you.
Like, I'm not happy.
I want to, you want me to be monogamous.
You want me to be in a relationship with you.
Part of being in a relationship for me is having sex.
I would technically be threatening a breakup if we don't figure out the sex situation.
That's threatening a breakup.
Is that coercion?
No.
But I'm threatening a breakup.
But it's the same logic if a woman sets a boundary.
It's a difference in the intention.
Well, I'm going to break up with you if we don't have sex.
And then you're fucking bugging her about it every day.
Like, let's do it.
Let's do it.
And she's like, no, Every single time you're getting a no, Then yeah, it's coercion.
It takes a lot of attempts for it to really become coercion.
And not just attempts, like a lot of effort and energy in that situation to really coerce somebody.
Because once somebody says no, or if they're not really into it, it's pretty obvious.
Well, I think if you're pestering, then that can perhaps get into the territory of something inappropriate.
But just one time and then she immediately caves.
I think some people would argue that that's coercive.
It's how you're currently putting it is like she caves, not like she wants to.
Yeah, like she decided that she wants the relationship and so she wants to fulfill her partner's desires.
No, but she's doing like a sort of duty sex compromise where it's like by the way, just like I've never encountered this relationships.
But I've actually had to be like, yo, pump the brakes.
You know, I've had been like, you want it too much.
Chill out, lady.
You know, look, I do my best to say, some of y'all are insatiable.
What can I do?
You know, I'm just a man.
So, but I don't know.
I lost my train of thought.
What was I saying?
I don't know.
Totally forgot.
I mean, my mother, she told me growing up that you shouldn't, you know, like put a man, all that stuff, that relationship stuff on top.
But in a relationship, a like committed, faithful relationship that you're actually trying to make something out of, you have to make sacrifices like that.
You're not going to just never have sex in your relationship unless you're both asexual.
But like, I don't know, the framing could be, like, I'm trying to think of the framing where even if you just say it one time and then she's like, oh, I'm kind of like asexual or I don't have the desire, but I want to stay in the relationship with him, but I don't want to have sex, but I'm going to do the trade-off of having sex that I don't want to have to induce him to stay in the relationship.
I think some people would view that as coercive.
I think some people would be wrong.
I disagree.
Because that's more of a psychological issue on yourself, honestly.
Because it's like, why would you have need to have sex with this person, need this person in your life so bad when they're telling you, like, I need this and you can't do it.
You need to do that so much that you're willing to put yourself in an uncomfortable position.
Like, I mean, if we're going to call everything SA and everything coercion, then nothing is essay.
But that's like more of a, that's your own issue.
My thing is that if you're making a choice, sometimes emotions come into play.
Like, there's nuance to things.
I'm not going to deny that.
I've experienced things like that too.
But you made a conscious decision to sleep with that person whether they threatened you or not.
Afterwards, you could say, oh, their approach to getting you to do it was inappropriate or whatever and so forth.
But you did still agree and it wasn't like a multiple attempt type of thing.
One attempt, like that type of thing.
It's just not coercion unless they're literally threatening you.
I've also heard like what if the guy's all grumpy?
Well, that's that would lean into like the threat type of thing because it's like you're bringing your negative energy into their space and that affects a person's mental like nobody else.
Well, okay.
I mean my position would be if you've been sexually rejected by your like girlfriend who's demanded monogamy from you, I think it's a bit okay for the guy to be frustrated by that.
And I don't think that that would be like coercive.
Is there a valid rejection though?
Like is there a valid reason or is it just like I don't want to?
Well no look I mean that's valid too though.
I think people can agree I don't want to yeah that's okay.
I think the man cannot be in the mood.
The woman cannot be in the mood.
But is it like I don't know but if it's a pattern like she's frequently rejecting you but like if your girlfriend's like not feeling well and she's not whatever that's totally fine.
It could be so like consistent rejection or consistent denial of sex could be a hormonal issue, a mental issue, a treatment within the relationship issue.
So like if my guy isn't treating me well outside of sex, I'm not going to want to give him my body and spirit.
Yeah, there could be issues in the relationship.
Yeah, so it's like 100% that's a valid perspective and maybe send her to therapy.
But if a guy gets all grumpy and he gets all you know.
That's kind of the thing with coercion, the only reason we're debating what it is is because we're trying to classify it as whether it's ASA or not, right?
And then if we're talking about it in that way, then basically we have to kind of figure out where the legal standard is on it.
So like, because I mean, at the end of the day, it's what we're talking about.
And you can't just be willy-nilly about it.
I mean, I think coercion at the end of the day, it's got to be like, it's threatening your life or your safety or something.
Like, I feel like it's a position where you feel like you can't do it.
A guy denies.
Yeah, a guy can be shitty, but you can't, at some points, you can't call that coercion and then put it into a legal standard.
There's levels of coercion.
I could coerce you to eat a potato chip that you didn't want to eat.
think you make a good point i think we need to differentiate guys who i'm i'm going to relate this to a guy can be a jerk a guy can be mean A guy can be rude.
A guy can be a dick.
A guy can be an asshole.
But I don't think it can.
Those things can always fall into the category of abuse, for example.
And that's, I think, sort of what you're getting at.
It has to reach a threshold.
Yeah.
Because then, like, everything's abuse nowadays.
Everything's abused.
Everything's SA.
Everything's great.
What was the car that you wanted?
You wouldn't buy me the CA Corvette.
He's so abusive.
That's the thing.
You have to reach a threshold.
Otherwise, everything is everything.
True.
So women are the primary victims of war.
Oh, my God, bro.
That's like me saying men are the primary sufferers when women are pregnant.
Like, you know, you're in the hospital room and she squeezes your hand really hard.
Oh, the chair is really uncomfy.
And I got to be, I'm playing my Xbox or whatever.
Oh, my God.
Stop that.
You know how silly of it is.
Babe, you don't need tea right now.
No, honestly, that's exactly what you're doing.
Men are the primary victims of war.
I don't know how you get how you can even argue to the contrary.
Yeah, like who typically, when it comes to war, like, didn't you hear?
I think they probably said it a couple times in Game of Thrones.
I don't know.
I only watched up to like the red wedding.
No spoilers.
Oh, my God.
I only watched up to Red Wedding, but I'm sure, like, in Those types of situations, we see it like we're taking your women and your children.
They took the women and the children first.
Like, I mean, they take the castle first, technically.
Chantel, you say women are just as physically strong as men.
Wait, did I say that?
Well, you circled it.
You circled that you agree.
And I probably did.
Or was it a mistake?
I think it was a mistake.
Men should pay on first aids.
I don't know if we will really get.
We're not going to get into that, I think.
But wait, you think, why should men pay on first aids?
Miss Communist?
Why is that?
She said, because I think I put this in my show notes, actually, in my little message.
Because I think women inherently put more on the table than men do.
Oh, yeah, you did write that.
Women put in more effort or something, I think you wrote.
Just put more, bring more to the table.
So what is that?
What do women do?
Women.
Yes.
Yes.
We provide an emotional comfort that men cannot find anywhere else.
You?
You provide emotional comfort.
I said women.
If a guy's hanging out with you, he's got to be worried if he's going to get his fucking face pushed in.
You're going to fucking smack this guy.
You know how long it took?
I haven't dated anybody for that long since that.
Anyways, I'm trying to be a better person.
Okay, let me try to be better.
Better person.
And I try to make my principles based on being a better person.
Anyways, sociologically, men benefit more from being in relationships being married to women.
They live longer.
No, statistically.
Statistically, men live longer.
Erroneous.
Erroneous.
Men live longer when they're married to women.
Women live shorter when they're married to men.
Their lifespans decrease.
Fake news.
Bullshit.
It's facts, though.
No, well, I think the analysis is bogus.
Your lifespan increases by just being with me, by being married to me.
That's me putting some shit on the table.
I think what you're referencing is what they've done is, so men who die at like 18, 19, 20, they were never old enough to have ever been married.
So they're factoring in like men who were 18, 19, and 20 who died and never got married in these statistics versus men who get married typically didn't die at 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23.
So the statistics are a little bit skewed because of that.
They could be, but usually studies and stuff are, especially more recent studies, are built around controls, or they have controls in those studies to consider those.
That's what the agenda is.
The feminist studies with their sociological studies, which are basically feminist studies, with their intellectual, the intellectual rigor.
Yeah, I mean.
You're just making up shit now.
I'm sure the study you're referencing was completely unbiased.
It was conducted with an irreproachable, spotless intellectual rigor.
And I don't know.
Perfect methodology.
Keep pulling it out your butt.
Perfect methodology.
And I don't know.
Chat, what do you think?
Let's ask the incels what they think.
You know, feminism and sociologists are very interested in, you know, creating unbiased research that doesn't, you know, confirm their pre-existing conclusions about it.
Sociology is a science, so yes, their goal is soft science.
Soft science.
If it involves the scientific method, then it is science.
No, But there's a hard science.
Math.
Hards.
Things that you can measure.
Chemistry, math, chemistry, math, physics.
Math is math.
Biology.
Math is not what?
Math is hard science.
I said math is math.
Math is on soft.
Math can be an aspect of science.
Can be an aspect of science.
Can be an aspect.
Mock me.
Let's see here.
Let's do just a few of these.
Hold on one sec.
One sec.
I got to find the good ones.
Wrong for a high body count, man.
I would not date Celine.
You would not date a man who owned a firearm.
I do, though.
I am.
Oh, you are?
Yes.
He owns multiple.
But if I'm like going into a new relationship, I probably wouldn't.
You'd prefer not to.
Yes.
Why not?
I just think that it, in where we live specifically, it's not entirely necessary.
Like without doxing yourself, where?
Like, California?
Yeah.
Not and not like in LA, not like in a populated city either.
Like we're not, there's no real danger and no real necessity.
I feel like if you're living in a place where there's a lot of like activity and gangs or you're just working out of animals, a rabid dog is in your house.
That too, but we don't have those either.
Or like just when you go anywhere.
Like for example, right now you're here.
I'm going to bring the blinky here.
Not in the studio, but like if you're going into a city or something or into a place where you know you're going to be less safe.
I think I would rather have somebody like a bodyguard with a gun.
Unless you're completely like in the middle of nowhere, which there are a couple places in the country, but I'm assuming you don't live there.
Like unless you live on a ranch.
Everywhere else I would have a firearm.
Like everywhere else.
In the suburbs, in the rural areas.
I honestly can't imagine a place where I wouldn't.
Like I just stayed in a cabin in Montana that didn't have houses for like miles.
And still at night I got the healing.
Okay, well, if anything, that's more valid to have a weapon out there.
But in my 21 years of living in basically the same home with the same family, same neighbors, there's never been any real reason for me to have.
But she never wanted to come up.
They were slower.
She never wanted to come up with it.
God forbid someone break into your home and they weren't.
I have a small chance.
The small chance.
I don't think that me having a gun would really make a difference if somebody broke into my house.
Why would it make a difference if they shoot you first?
I don't think I would beat them.
Just shoot me.
Why not?
Because I'm asleep.
Well, you would hear it.
That's why a great additive is also a dog.
Most dogs.
Most second A advocates, like my biggest other thing is have a good dog.
I would get a dog before a gun.
I mean, to be fair, I wish I own a firearm because this actually happened a couple months back.
We were in the city, me and my homegirl, driving around.
And this one guy actually had a gun in his car.
He pulls it out.
He literally stares at us like literally road rage.
We're about to get shot.
I mean, one could argue that that happened because people are allowed to have guns in the first place, though.
Why?
Well, I don't know.
It could have happened with a hammer, though.
Yeah.
I mean, the person, not the tool.
Of course, but there's a huge difference between somebody holding a gun at you and somebody waving a hammer at you.
Hammer can kill somebody too, though.
It can kill somebody.
But even in any video game, you know that close range does not beat long range.
A knife is pretty bad in his roots gun.
A knife.
Close range doesn't beat long range.
Assault.
Okay, now we're getting a little specific.
Are you against?
I don't think anybody's signed.
Are you against guns in general?
Against 2A?
I think that to a degree.
Why?
I don't think that everyday civilians really need that stuff unless everybody has it.
If nobody had guns, then nobody would need it.
Okay, yes.
In a perfect utopia where guns have never been invented, sure, we can argue that.
But now there's millions and millions and millions of guns in the U.S. There's no way to get rid of them.
People who want them illegally will get them regardless.
And there's 500,000 to 3 million defensive uses of firearms every single year.
Well, that's fine.
I'm under 20,000 violent use.
And I'm not going to go after somebody who I know at least is like super into them.
You know, like it's one thing to own one if you really think it's a necessity for your safety.
But I don't really mess with fanatics.
I was being a hobby.
Like, it depends on how deep into the hobby you are and what type.
Like, there's different levels to these things.
okay, like, what's the, when are you like, okay, this guy's crazy?
I think when it stops becoming like, oh, the machinery is cool.
You know, like, when it starts becoming, oh, shooting, killing, you know.
I mean, you do go to the range to practice and you've practiced your aim, you shoot.
I'm an artist, so I have an appreciation for like how things are made.
I do admire the machinery of guns.
I think they're actually super cool, like to look at.
I've taken pictures with guns.
I just don't actually like them.
Like, I collect guns, and for me, it's the, I like going to the range and seeing how fucking crazy they shoot and what they can blow up.
Like, it's, I don't know.
I'm not, like, sitting there inspecting the machinery of the chambers, you know what I mean?
Which, I mean, for some people, that it is, but.
I have three more segments.
This one's a quick one.
Really quick, let me shout out Adam Price.
Thank for the 10 on Cash App.
Justin, thank for the 69 on Cash App.
That came in like a while ago.
But thank you, Justin.
Oh, I don't know if you're watching still, but thank you, man.
So I'm going to show you an Instagram of Guy.
He's single.
He's a friend of mine.
I'm a matchmaker.
Some of y'all are single.
I am trying to set you up, and maybe you could find some love on the whatever podcast.
Are you okay with him, David?
Look at you.
Oh, well, you got a guy.
As my husband.
His name is Zach.
Any day.
Scroll down.
Tell him to clean his house.
Scroll down.
Then maybe you'll get a girl, dude.
Scroll down.
Clean house.
Cut the hair.
Yeah, room yourself.
He's intelligent.
He's intelligent.
He's smart.
I guess that's kind of the same.
I've heard him speak.
I really don't agree with that.
He's wealthy.
He's famous.
He is wealthy.
Sort of.
He is famous.
He's not famous in the same way like A-list celebrity, but he's famous.
He's got clout, right?
Maybe that doesn't matter, but he's successful.
He's got status.
He's a good guy.
Funny.
Would you go on a date with him?
Did he vote for Trump?
I don't know.
You think he even voted for him?
I mean, he's like, he's not conservative, but I don't know if he.
In 2024, he did.
He voted.
You know, like, some people are just like, I didn't vote.
He did in 2020.
But he's conservative.
No?
Would you date him?
I don't think so.
Come on.
Okay, yeah.
I'm dead.
This is the one yes.
This is the yes.
He coerced me.
I coerced him.
Just fix the hair and yes.
Yes, I would.
Just the hair?
Okay, maybe you haven't seen his house.
Would you date him?
Yeah, because I've been a long viewer five years watching him.
So I. Hey, and you're Latina.
He likes.
I think he's like, he likes Latinas, I think.
He does?
He lives in Texas.
I feel like he's got to like Latinas, right?
He dated a shot.
I mean, yeah.
Would you, if you were single?
Absolutely not.
No.
Would you date him?
How old is he?
36.
Oh, God.
Why does it matter?
35.
Damn, I'm 36.
That's like so much.
I'm catching strays here.
Okay.
What about you?
No.
Well, you're married, so that's kind of obviously.
Okay.
We're going to do the rapid fire segment, and then we have one quick segment after that, and then we're out of here.
So, rapid fire questions.
Are you guys ready?
Are you freaking ready?
Is my mic on?
What the fuck?
No one's gotten muted.
Oh, yeah.
She should have gotten muted, maybe.
Who knows?
All right.
Name three countries besides the USA: Finland, Egypt.
Hey, Australia.
You can't repeat.
Italy, Switzerland, Greece.
Russia, Estonia, Belarus.
Armenia, Japan, and South Korea.
Thailand.
Did anybody say New Zealand?
And I guess Haiti.
Okay.
What about you?
Because I was going to say, wait, Canada, right?
Right?
Canada is Africa one?
That's a continent.
Wait.
Stay in school, girl.
Don't drop.
She's young.
God, she's only 18.
Wait, but that's am I allowed to say that?
That's not.
Africa's a continental.
Like a country in Africa.
Yeah.
What?
Zimbabwe?
Israel.
Wait, are you wearing color contacts?
Why are you staring at my eyes?
Are you wearing color contacts?
Guys, let's focus on the question.
Are you wearing color contacts?
Why is that so random?
Just to answer the question.
Yeah.
I love them.
They look very natural.
Okay, country.
She did two.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And Armenia?
I said Armenia.
Oh no.
Spain.
Okay.
Germany, Ireland, Scotland.
Beautiful, beautiful.
There we go.
How many continents are there?
Seven.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Name one continent.
Africa.
Can't repeat.
Antarctica.
South America.
North America.
Australia/slash Oceania.
Yeah.
Asia?
Europe.
Okay.
Are we a smart group or what?
Good job.
Good job.
What two countries?
This is for you.
What two countries border the USA?
Mexico.
Mexico is one, right?
Don't help.
Nobody help.
Wait, Mexico?
That's one.
And is it, where is it?
Huh?
It's, isn't it?
Wait.
Isn't it this way?
Wait.
Which way?
Which way is Mexico?
Oh, I'm down.
It's up, down, left, right.
Okay, and then what's the other one?
The other country that borders us.
Canada?
Right, right?
It's like this way.
That's correct.
How many states in the USA?
50.
Good job.
What is the capital of the USA?
Washington, D.C.
I should have asked somebody.
How many stars are on the U.S. flag?
Into the mic?
Oh, count them.
50.
Right?
Yeah, 50 states.
What century are we in?
The 21st.
How many in one dozen?
12?
Yes.
Guys.
What year was founded?
Oh, come on.
You're the only one.
You ask me for the super specific year.
Hey.
Oh, shit.
Are you serious?
You have a tattoo.
I'm crazy now.
I'm right there.
I love Mike.
That's true.
Wow.
Nationalism at its finest.
Okay.
Let's see.
July 4th, 1778.
Yeah, like you're the only one.
I'm the only one who had to do a date.
Who did the U.S. gain its independence from?
England.
Great Britain.
Britain.
Oh, you're asking all of us?
You even know that.
Maybe somebody has a different guess.
Mexico.
I want to say, Luck.
You want to say what?
England.
Okay.
Who was the first president of the United States?
George Washington.
This feels like square.
Technically, it wasn't.
Really?
On the record, it was.
Oh, I don't know what kind of.
I think I know what you're talking about.
Okay, well, whatever is commonly understood as the first president of the United States.
What country is the Great Wall of China in?
Oh, China.
She's going to go with a revelation.
How many seasons are there?
Four.
How many inches and a feet?
Foot.
How many days in a year?
365 and a half.
Oh, I know.
How many letters in an alphabet?
26.
I actually did not know that off the top of my head.
You're smart.
How many days of the week end with the letter Y?
All of them.
What's a shape with four sides called?
Square?
Four.
How long does each president serve their term?
Four years.
What language do the people in Idaho speak?
I don't live in Idaho.
What language do you speak?
English, English, English.
No, no, don't.
You can't.
English English.
I know it wasn't your question.
No.
No.
English, English, English.
Ooh, okay.
What ocean is California next to?
Pacific.
Okay.
Pacific.
What is half of one million?
Wait, is it 500,000?
Yeah.
Okay.
How many years are in a decade?
10.
How many in the century?
100.
Ah, you guys are just too smart for these.
If a dozen eggs costs $3, how much is each egg?
Ooh.
I know.
Oh, yeah.
I don't want to do this shit in my head.
Six little eggs.
Is it on the right?
25 cents.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's nice.
What was that?
Were you just air humping?
It comes from my dwarf brain.
Wait, do that again.
You want me to do that?
You have to give me money first.
I'm not giving you money for that.
Wait, that's hard.
What's that from?
That reminds me of the best.
That was off the dome.
No, oh, you know what?
Okay, chat.
You know what that probably reminded you of?
In Wedding Crashers, at the end, when they meet Chaz.
Chas Reinhold.
And he's like, so he didn't crash weddings.
He crashed funerals.
And so, and he had this thing where he would like he did whatever.
If you've seen the movie, you know that whatever.
You're too old.
I'm a boomer.
Yeah, some people shit.
What is the closest star to Earth?
The sun?
Star.
That the sun.
Anybody did that?
Yeah, that was the sun.
Yeah, it was good.
I was quick.
I was like, how many degrees?
Is a full rotation of a circle?
Oh, 360.
360.
If you're walking perfect north and you turn right 90 degrees, which direction are you now going?
East.
East Coast, baby.
What year did the War of 1812 start?
1812?
Correct.
What country is the Panama Canal in?
Why are you keep pointing at me?
Wait, what was the question?
I forgot.
What country is the Panama Canal in?
Panama.
Yeah.
Motherfucker.
Wait, Molly, I was going to say.
You keep pointing at me.
Don't help people.
No cheating.
These questions can't be for real.
Okay.
Where, where did the attack on Pearl Harbor take place?
Hawaii.
What are you talking about?
Hawaii.
Like hardcore.
What country did the Vietnam War happen in?
Vietnam?
Guatemala.
How much is a quarter of an hour?
15 minutes.
I know what's up.
Yeah.
Don't you worry about me.
My mask.
Okay.
Yeah, how about this?
What is 34 plus 66?
100.
Nope.
Nope.
110.
No, you were right.
No, nope.
Oh, no, 100.
You're right.
Stop.
I do math.
Let's ship it, boys.
Okay.
How about this?
What is 7 plus 7 plus 7?
21.
Don't want anyone.
What is 3 times 3 plus 1?
22.
10.
3 plus 3 plus 3 times.
You said 3 times 3.
Did I say 3?
3 times 3 plus 1.
Oh, I'm so tired.
What is it?
3 plus 3 plus 1.
No, 3 times.
3 times.
3 times 3 plus 1.
We're tired.
3 times 3 is 9.
Plus 1 is 10.
Okay.
What is 7 minus 7 minus 7?
Negative 7.
7 minus 7 is 0.
Minus 7.
Wow, you're quick.
Wow, that was good.
What is 7 minus 7 minus 7?
Negative 7.
What is 7 minus 7 minus 7?
Quick, quick, quick.
Answer, answer, answer.
Negative 7.
What is 7 minus 7 minus 7?
Negative 7.
Negative 14.
Oh.
Negative 14.
Okay, I didn't even bother doing it because I thought that you were just genuinely fucking.
It's because 7.
No, wait.
What is 7 minus 7?
7 minus 7 is 0.
Minus 7 is negative 7.
Wait, guys.
I'm just so confident.
I just believed it.
I'm like, what the hell is that?
Oh my god.
Yeah.
It's negative 7.
Wow.
I said that first.
You see how that works?
No, I said that second.
What is 100 minus 66?
33.
Or 44.
Yeah, 44.
100 minus 66, 44.
Guess again.
Nobody helped.
Wait, what?
You got it wrong.
Guess again.
100.
Minus 66.
What is it?
Is it not 40?
I answered it earlier.
I answered it backwards.
Okay.
Wait, 100?
Minus 66.
Minus 66.
Yeah.
What's 10 minus 6?
8.
Okay.
Shut up.
Okay.
4.
Yeah.
Yes!
You're almost there.
So close.
What's the other number?
Wait, what?
Isn't it 44?
No.
43?
Do the math real quick in your head.
Guys, wait.
Just think about it.
Take a deep breath and think about it.
Wait.
Stop it.
Wait.
Wait.
100 minus 66.
Is it 34?
Mm-hmm.
Nice.
Just want to take a quick second, you guys.
Okay, what is 8 plus 8 plus 8?
Can we get into the mic?
24.
Okay, what is 3 times 3 times 3?
27.
What is 9 plus 9 plus 9?
I don't want to do this.
Welcome to fucking math class.
I thought you were going to talk about dating.
I don't want to do that.
Fuck no.
This is fucking bad.
No, this is the one thing that you have to really like.
I have to put the formula in my brain.
I don't want to.
What is it?
Wait, what was the.
9 plus 9 plus 9.
Isn't it 36?
27.
27.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
What is it?
27?
Wait, no.
Wait, 18.
And then, isn't it 29?
Oh, my God.
Yes.
Okay, 29.
I suck at myself.
What is it not 27?
27?
Yeah, it's 27.
Oh, my gosh.
What is 100 minus 34?
66.
Give me a good one.
Okay, what is 9 minus 9 minus 9?
It's negative 9.
Okay, how about this?
How about this?
If yes is spelled Y E S, what does E Y E S spell?
I thought he had you on that one.
Okay, if you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today?
10.
Come on.
How many world wars were there?
I think there was like three or two.
Three or two.
It's a toss-up.
Guys, we're in the next Nazi Germany.
Oh, yeah, we're about to have one.
Okay, let's see.
What decade?
Everybody's going to answer this one.
What decade was World War I into the mic?
What decade?
What was the map?
20 19 something?
70s?
1917.
Decades.
No, just decades.
1910s, 1920s.
1910s.
1930s.
1930s.
Okay.
1910s.
I'm going to give you the 20s.
1920s?
Okay.
1910s.
10s?
1910s.
Okay.
What was the primary decade of World War II starting with you?
Primary decade.
Primary.
80s.
80s.
Okay.
80s?
1980s?
She sounded pretty confident.
1980s?
1960s.
1960s, groovy.
Like the 1930s.
1930s.
You're saying World War II, right?
World War II.
Primary decade.
1930s.
1930s.
30s.
30s.
40s.
Yep.
She's the only one.
Sorry, you guys all lost.
She got it right now.
Hey, I was close.
It ended in 45.
When did it start?
39.
That's what I meant.
Well, it took place in the 30s.
That's why you said primary.
Oh, primary decade.
That's what got me.
In the 30s and the 40s.
90s.
Yeah.
You see what I mean?
Yeah, I get this.
You got us, you got us.
Okay, I was close.
Okay.
Can you name?
This one's a little more complicated for you.
Can you name three Allied powers, three Axis powers from World War II?
Ooh, okay.
Allied.
So the United States didn't join until late.
Axis was Japan, Germany, and Italy.
Allied was the good guys.
I believe Britain, France.
Where was Russia at in this time?
Were they good or bad guys?
No help, no help.
Technically, they didn't get into that much evolved.
Kind of.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We were buddies with them for a little.
We were buddies with Russia for a little bit before they turned Soviet.
And then what were some other European countries that were involved?
One utility later.
He also answered the dang question.
Yeah, I'm going to have to leave one miss.
I'll count the United States for Allied just because we joined at that last little bit.
Name three Kardashians.
Kim Chloe Courtney.
Yeah.
That's so much easier.
Name three K-pop stars.
I don't know how many.
Anybody?
Anybody?
I don't know.
All right.
Now these are going to be rapid-fire dating related.
Okay.
Have you ever gotten flowers from a man?
Yes.
What is the male equivalent?
I guess what is the female equivalent of giving flowers?
Slow job.
No, no.
Okay, that's going to be a clip, guys.
Food.
Food.
Food's good.
Food.
Food's pretty good.
I like clothing.
Food.
I think food.
It's got to be food.
Food.
Because you can get it cheap or expensive.
Flow job.
Same thing with flowers.
That's true.
I think of slow job too superficial.
Too superficial.
Going around the table.
What percent of men do you think are over six feet starting with you?
It's a small percentage.
American men or global men?
USA.
You're going to say.
I think it's like five.
I was going to say 40%.
Wait, you said 5%.
Okay, I'm going to say.
Change your answer up.
So what were you going to say?
I'm going to say 20%.
You were going to say 40%.
I was going to say 40%.
You said 40%.
40%.
What do you think?
Into the mic?
All the men I need are tall, but probably like 10.
Okay.
What do you think?
I would say 10%.
10%?
18%.
18%.
8%.
8%.
5.
Guys, I said a big number.
I said 40%.
I was going to say 25 at first.
Wait, what's the rate?
That's a big number.
It's about 15%.
I was close to you, guys.
Damn.
What percent of men make at least $1 million a year starting?
The 1%.
I'm going to say in the U.S.?
Yeah.
I'm going to say 2%.
Okay.
1%.
I would say 5%.
0.4%.
1%.
I think it's probably.
Well, not all.
I'll say 5% is men.
1%.
5%.
Hey, did I really?
No, you're way off.
It's below 1%.
I don't know the exact decimal, but it's under 1%.
Yes.
Well, because 1% of people are rich like that, some of them got to be women.
Yeah.
Like three of them.
It really is very little.
To be 1%, I think you have to make over $400,000 a year.
At least that was a figure a couple years ago.
Maybe it's changed.
But what percent of men have yachts?
Why do you always start with me?
I'm picking on you a little bit.
I'll say, well, how much is a yacht?
Like, how much is a good yacht?
Like a like, what's it?
Like 500K?
500K for like a good.
Is that the yacht we're going to be?
If it's a really, really good yacht.
Or is it like if you start?
No, it's just what classifies as a yacht.
Yeah, it's something over 60 feet.
So what kind of average is it?
Anything over 60 feet is considered a yacht.
What price yachts?
What is it?
That's what price yachts.
You could get like a cheap yacht.
Yeah.
Depends on your age.
Whatever a yacht is.
3%.
3%.
It's a cheap yacht.
3%.
What do you think?
300.
I mean, if you want to build a raft.
1%.
60 feet long, sure.
Over 60 feet.
Let's actually classify a yacht.
Because again, if we're going to build a raft that's 61 feet, then if we want to call that yacht, then sure.
Am I allowed to go down?
An actual yacht, which you're not going to get for under a million.
You guys answer.
Probably less than 1%, honestly.
I would say 0.5%.
Less.
0.1%.
0.01%.
1%.
Private chat, Mary.
You're going to open this up once you have a sec.
Okay.
Okay.
What was the right answer?
I actually, I don't even know, but it's probably less than 1%.
I don't know the exact number, but less than 1%.
Who here keeps a list?
Because it's girl talk right now.
Who keeps a list of all the men you've been with?
Like on your phone?
You know, you know, notes?
I don't know.
She does.
I do.
You do?
Yeah.
Do you?
No.
Do you?
Do you?
No list?
You know, just like the name and some.
Sometimes the girls will put some detail to you.
No detail.
Just name?
Yeah.
And do you put like an emoji or anything?
No.
It's chronological order, though.
Oh.
So by tonight.
Yeah.
Why?
By time.
What other way?
You would do an alphabetic?
If you just remember a guy one day, he has to go in order.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah.
Can you get it?
Absolutely not.
Can you read it?
It's very incriminating.
No.
Incriminating?
Yeah.
So you said before it was like 30, then it was like 40.
Could it possibly be 50?
Well, no, no.
I'm still sticking with 30.
Can you read?
Well, yeah, I can.
Can you?
Well, I know that you can read.
No, I can read.
I can.
I am literate.
You read the list.
When I read it.
Okay.
Really, Mary, pull up the photo.
You have it up?
How much does this boat cost?
50 million.
2.
Something billion.
Like 2.5 billion.
Sink that thing.
Dude, that's a big boat.
That's like a whole bunch.
How much do you think this boat costs?
The AI boat?
50 million.
50 billion.
That's the eye cause rage.
I know.
It just like looks like Swedish.
Wait, is that real?
Yeah, it's real.
How much do you think it costs?
It just looks stupid.
Just to purchase a whole thing, not operational?
Yeah, just, you know, just purchase it from Craig's.
Cost to build it, right?
I'm going to say like 900 million.
A billion?
I have no fucking idea how it's going to cost.
If somebody said like 3 million, I'd be like, get the fuck out of here.
That's crazy.
Okay.
Have you ever slept with someone the same day you met them?
Yeah.
Yes.
No.
Like me?
No.
No.
Like me.
Me.
Like, no.
Really?
Like, why are you?
Have we slept before?
Look, I'm just.
Hey, I've slept with somebody the first day I met them.
If you haven't, are you YOLO in my fullest capacity?
Does it count if you guys were speaking online for like a very long time?
I would say that's a bit different.
Yeah, no, no.
Well, it counts a little, but it doesn't really count.
I would say it's a bit different, but I was thinking more in the context of like a spontaneous meeting.
No, then never.
No.
Or it could be you matched on Tinder and then like you just fucking.
Yeah, no, nothing like that.
No.
Nobody, really?
Just these, just us.
Just us.
Us us sluts over here.
Us sluts, us O's, us trumpets.
What is the quickest?
What is the so I guess for us?
What's the quickest?
Starting with you guys.
God blows in the audience.
I'll answer.
I'll answer this one.
Oh, quickest.
Okay, so yeah, same day.
But was it like, okay, you walked through the door right away?
No.
What?
Huh?
Huh?
Were you shaking your head in approval?
No.
Okay.
A couple hours.
A couple hours.
Maybe like you.
I feel like we have to have a combo first.
So, like, probably like an hour at least.
An hour at least.
Yeah.
This is awful.
Why is it awful?
Like, talk about the weather.
To get roasted after this.
It's not even roasted.
Look, hey, your TikToks is just like your butt.
I can't beat that.
Yeah.
But that's just me walking.
So everyone walks, really.
I'm just capitalizing on it.
Not everybody records that.
Thank you.
But I don't know.
Probably a couple hours for me, I'd say.
A couple hours.
Maybe one hour.
Okay.
Anyone here ever had a threesome?
I had a half-assed threesome.
What?
Threesome?
You had a threesome?
Hey, previously, I said I only have one.
No.
Stop This is long.
It's real.
Okay.
It's real.
All right.
Hmm.
Threesome?
Half a threesome, basically.
Half a threesome.
To one and a half?
Yeah, literally.
Threesome?
No.
More than the threesome?
No.
Anya?
Yes.
Seven.
Foursome.
Orgy?
Seven threesome?
No, no, no, no.
Threesome.
No, just that microphone.
I'm so sorry.
I'm like fidgeting.
Threesome.
Get your minds out of the gutter.
Hell no.
No?
Threesome?
No.
Threesome?
No.
Threesome?
I plead the fifth.
I feel like that's a yes.
That's kind of a yes.
I plead the fifth.
Was it how about this?
I plead the fifth.
Was it a girl, girl, guy, threesome?
I don't do anything with girls.
So it was two dudes.
Wait, you had a threesome with two dudes?
I will never say.
I felt tower.
Oh, boy.
Okay.
I'm sorry, but.
Keep alone to the streets.
Guys, I said I didn't say anything.
Your silence will be used against you in a court of the law.
Thanks.
Anyone had a ho-face?
Yes.
Show of hands.
Ho phase, ho phase, ho phase, ho faze, ho faze.
Anya, ho faze, ho faze.
What constitutes is a ho phase?
A ho phase.
You're just out and about sleeping around.
You're being a hoe.
A ho for show.
That video you mentioned was part of my ho phase.
A ho for show.
Have you been the ho for show?
Okay.
Let's see.
What was your ho phase?
Tell us about it.
I acquired like I believe it was 10 bodies over the course of a year.
So how many women?
None.
How many trans people?
None.
I know.
I talked to you that already.
You're not a really good pansexual.
Oh, no, I'm really bad at it.
You're fucking up.
Has anyone here hooked up with two guys in a 24-hour period?
Is it like?
I think it was 24 hours.
The orgy that you had?
No orgies.
But threesome.
Sorry, no orgies.
Threesome.
I would say for this question, it's separate.
Like you fucked up.
Like consecutively?
You fucked Bob.
No.
Unrelated.
No.
A few hours later, you fucked Jimmy.
No.
Okay.
You fucked Jimmy and Bob.
And then I went to hang out with another guy.
Three.
That was the whole thing.
Was it three?
I didn't sleep with the other guy.
But you give him a blowy.
He gave you a blowy.
I slept with this man.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Tell us.
Massive fucking dick.
Massive dick.
Ripped.
Dude.
I think the guy that I'm talking to, he might be listening at some point.
Yeah, he was beautiful.
Smelled good.
Awesome.
Fantastic.
The dick smells good.
Probably.
Probably.
He smelled good.
He was all.
Tell us.
I'm painting the picture for y'all.
It was magic.
Oh, man.
Then I slept with another guy.
He baby oiled all over the damn place.
And then baby oil.
Diddy.
Was it Diddy?
Fuck Diddy.
Diddy adjacent.
No, I'm just kidding.
It was all consensual.
It was a good time.
And condom.
We were protected.
Right after I slept with that guy, I went home and hung out with another guy.
Or I went to this other guy's place and I slept in his bed with the baby oil all over me.
And then, and then the guy that I was hanging out with.
So this is the guy that I was talking to for like.
The fuck?
I went, he came, he drove back down to my place.
It was like an hour drive.
He gets there a little bit before me and he finds the condom from the first guy.
You didn't throw it out?
I didn't see it.
It was unwrapped.
No, it was, no, it was wrapped, but like he hit it.
Like leaving a hair tie behind.
It was bad.
I regret that.
So, here's the timeline.
Tell me if I have it right.
There was the guy, number one, big dick guy.
Yeah, yeah.
Both of them had a big dick, I guess.
But one of them had a bigger dick.
If there was a dick contest, he would win the dick contest.
You fuck him.
Then you fuck another guy.
With a big dick.
And then it was at your place?
I was at his place.
This third guy's place.
And then he came down to my place and he found the condom.
And the condom was there.
From the first guy.
He found it.
Yeah.
Did he stay?
No.
He left.
Yeah, but he was pretty nice about it.
Wow.
Damn.
I feel so romantic.
No.
So romantic.
It was a whole face.
Can you even, as a woman, how did he know?
Because what was it?
Because it was a magnum.
That man was not fitting into a magnum.
Third.
I would have been like that if I just didn't get the right size.
As a woman, I can't lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
If the third guy stayed, like, was like okay with it, could you ever respect him?
He'd lucky a cuck.
I'd tell him to cuck.
Like, I feel like you cheat on a guy, right?
And then he, like, kind of, he's like, he's upset, but he stays with you.
I don't think a woman can respect him.
I just put that on the internet.
Oh, my God.
That's like the most second most shameful thing that I ever done, except for laying my hands on somebody.
What's the first?
That laying my hands on somebody is the most shameful.
What's the most shameful thing besides the third most shameful thing?
Third most shameful thing.
Related to being a strumpet.
A strumpet.
What is a strump?
A strumpet is a polite way to say a ho Facia.
She was a ho Facial.
She's a whore.
Ooh, over that same summer.
So that year was like really rough for me.
Some of the best dick of my life, some of the worst dick of my life.
Like, truly.
Truly.
Some of the worst.
Yeah.
We're going through a journey, guys.
What the fuck?
That's what I said.
Throughout that summer, I was talking to this guy that I really, really, really liked.
And we were hanging out every day.
Like, we were talking every day.
Like, we were just two peas in a pot or whatever.
I was like, me and his family.
I went and met his dad out in Western North Carolina.
So it was like a four-hour road trip.
And like, we were there, whatever.
It was a whole thing.
Got really close.
After like two or three months of like serious talking, he had bigger feelings.
And like in the beginning, we had kind of established that we just wanted to be friends.
But then obviously it became more than that.
And he said that he could not, we were sleeping together this whole time, straight up raw.
And he told me that he could not morally be with a stripper.
How can you sleep with a stripper but not be boyfriend and girlfriend with a stripper?
He just wanted some pussy.
He just wanted some pussy.
So I freaked out a little bit.
Didn't hit him.
Thank God.
Freaked out a little bit.
We didn't talk for like three or four days.
We bang in a bathroom.
Talk for like three or four more days.
Are hanging out.
And then I go and sleep with somebody else and he finds out about it because we all work together.
And he was all mad at me because I basically cheated on him.
I'm like, no, I didn't.
You made embarrassing.
You wanted to eat his cake and have it too.
He wanted to be selfish with his cake.
So that was not.
I'm not really ashamed of that, but I guess that's just like kind of slitty.
If you could snap your finger and all men disappeared and women could reproduce without men, would you do it?
Wow.
No, I do like some men, but on it, like the woman.
No, but you just get to get rid of all the men.
What would she do without the big dicks?
Come on now.
What?
The big dildos?
Like, come on now.
Fucking cucumber or something.
It's not the same.
Some women be putting all kinds of crazy.
Any woman ever stuck a.
No, I'm not going to go.
Sorry.
That's a bit too much.
That's a bit too TMI.
Unless somebody, anybody?
What was the question?
What was the question?
Wait, what's the question?
He didn't even want to finish.
Zucchini, cucumber, banana, banana.
Oh, wait.
Stuck a cup of cups.
Oh, no.
First of all, you're not allowed to.
On OF.
You're not allowed to.
Really?
No, I just meant like for funsies.
Oh, no, no.
No.
You're not allowed to wait.
What?
To do what?
Objects or fruits or something.
Oh, really?
I used to dirty.
What?
You put it in there.
That's crazy.
What?
Did you guys hear that?
That's so crazy.
I didn't know you could do that.
She's a virgin, actually.
I am.
I wait earlier.
I believe that.
I checked that high route.
Did anybody check your has anybody here ever had an STD?
No.
Who are you looking at?
I saw eye contact somewhere in this area.
I got tested after that summer.
She did say that earlier.
She did say that.
Yeah.
Checks out.
Can you see it from there?
Nobody dies from AIDS anymore.
Look.
HIV?
Look, okay.
Oh.
But would you, if you could get rid of men, snap your finger, would you do it?
I think I would have to sacrifice a big dick, and I think I would do it if I was capable.
Because the world would be a better place.
The world would be a better place if all men disappeared.
Big dicks will be gone.
Going around the table, does anybody snap their fingers?
You take the trade, take the trade.
Maybe they can go.
I'm just willing to.
How about they just go on an island or something?
Oh, that's the island.
Epstein Island.
The island meant all men would be in a labor camp.
I think that they should just do all the hard labor.
We should just make them be the electricity.
I think we should make the firemen and the women.
We should send women.
We should just sit in and look pretty.
We're sending her to war.
We're sending her.
Walk past the enemy and then they'll just dude.
They'll just stop.
They'll look at her like, God damn.
Video it, though.
Oh, yeah.
She got to walk by the hand turn.
Yeah, because I can see you like walk up to some Abdul, be like, hey, make some content.
They'll be so confused.
It'll work.
Why has it got to be an abdomen?
I don't know.
Not the straight up, just racist drop, like jokes.
Dang, you could have said anyone.
Get the rocks.
Anyone.
You could have said, like, get the rocks.
Some Vietnamese name because we like.
But would that still be racist?
Ho Chi Minh.
Yeah.
Vietnamese.
I miss him.
Oh, are you doing a demo right now?
Okay.
I just want to show you guys.
Can you pop up?
Show what?
My wall.
Do it.
Oh, yeah.
And these pants.
You can see it as I go to the bathroom if you want.
Yeah, go.
That's what it sounds like.
Lord, have mercy.
We must stay focused, brothers.
We must stay focused.
That's a big butt, if I ever seen one.
She has a really good button.
You know, I got to be honest, though, as a guy like average leaner size.
Yeah, average.
You know, it's kind of like a damn.
It's a bit, you know, you can't.
It's too much for you.
It's a dick.
Yeah, it's a bit too past camera.
It's nice to look at.
Well, you know, it's hard to reach.
It's hard to reach.
Doggy style, look, you can work with anything.
Yeah, of course.
It's hard.
But I'm just saying it makes certain positions complicated.
Yeah.
Like what?
Like most of them.
Like girl on top, it's going to be if she's got fucking giant thighs and a huge ass.
That is not an ass and thigh issue.
That's a small dick issue.
No, that's an average.
When a girl can't ride it, it's because you got a small dick.
I promise.
No, no, no, no.
Promise.
It's an average dick issue.
Okay.
And I'll just say, hey, look, at least I'm confident enough to, I guess, fucking whatever.
On the interwebs.
I'm just saying.
Sometimes if a girl's a thicky icky, it can complicate things a little bit.
Like, I can't lift.
You weigh 200 pounds or whatever.
Oh, some of these thick girls.
How much?
Hey, how much do you weigh?
Is that rude to ask a woman that at the end?
No, it's not.
I'm just saying, you can't lift up unless the guy's fucking really strong, you know?
Like, you know, look, I got a little muscle, but where?
Just saying, I'm just saying, like, you can't, like, really, you can't throw her around as much, and you know, you can't throw her around.
Oh, real.
You can't pick her up.
I thought you didn't like doing work.
That's true, but sometimes if the mood strikes a lot of work, if the mood strikes, you never know.
But I'm just saying full moon of 2007 on Valentine's Day.
You know, she can, you know, whatever.
When George Bush is saying, sometimes, sometimes, you know, you can't always, you know, you know, it can't bounce on it.
It's okay, Laura.
It's mostly just, hey, shut up.
I think it's mostly just girl on top is a bit complicated.
He's really talking about his struggles in the past right now.
Yeah.
This is from his experience.
Yeah.
It's hungry.
No, no, no.
No, he's really.
Hey, it is.
I'm just saying.
Look, I'm just saying, you know, just saying.
Some food for thought.
You know, think about men's struggles.
Think about men's problems.
They're issues.
So, really, though, you'd snap your fingers, all men disappear.
I don't know.
This is the silly.
You need the big dicks.
Don't do it.
I don't know.
It's not even.
She just doesn't like men.
Don't do it for that.
But men commit the pay for no such violent crimes.
If we wipe out 90% of violent crimes, there's only 10 left.
Well, honestly, so here's my theory.
Here's my theory.
If you were, like, say this wasn't planned, like right now, you just had to take the choice.
Women weren't able to plan for it.
I genuinely think, especially in winter, it's the middle winter.
Winter.
If you just disappear all men instantly without any preparation, I think like within two weeks, 50% of women are dead.
Okay, two weeks because once you get rid of all the, like, the infrastructures, you have to assume if you get rid of all men, because all men are in like way disproportionately the ones responsible for overseeing infrastructure, you get rid of all men.
He's woke.
Confirmed.
What does that have to do with woke?
Men are in charge of like all of the infrastructure, like the social infrastructure.
Like an acknowledgement of the patriarchy.
Telecoms, truck drivers, waste management.
Plumber.
We're not against the business.
Truckers, so the food transport.
Look, as soon as all the food.
I believe in the patriarchy and I love it.
Look, here's what's going to happen.
Let me tell you what's going to happen.
The women are going to go into the supermarkets and they're going to loot the supermarkets.
They're going to hoard the food, but that's going to last you a couple days.
And then there's no truckers to deliver the food.
All the men who work on the farms, they're no longer working on the farms.
They're not doing the labor.
So your food supply is pretty much fucked.
Well, there's non-perishables, but the non-perishable food availability, if that's all you're relying on, they farm like that.
You can't survive, I think, what, three, four weeks without food, depending on how fat you are.
Farmers, crops, who's going to be picking your farm meals for who knows how long?
At a moment, yeah, but food doesn't just like randomly appear out of nowhere.
Women garden.
Garden, motherfucker.
You're going to survive on fucking.
No, you don't have the expertise.
I don't.
Women can butcher.
I am.
Look, I'm just saying this.
I'm saying this.
All men disappear on multiple levels that you couldn't even comprehend.
There would be cascading infrastructure fuckery.
The food supply gone.
Fires are going to break out within a couple days.
There's no firemen to put them out.
You're going to have to abandon women that already have jobs.
Bro.
But not as many, I guess.
Within one or two weeks, with all these uncontrolled fires that are going to eventually break out, because I don't know why.
I forgot this is the same thing.
We just want to see juice on it.
I think there would be a lot of people who are not going to be able to do that.
With men around, you don't have to think about anything.
Well, not me, but.
You guys, you'll have to abandon urban areas because the fires, just the fires alone.
You have to abandon urban areas.
There's not going to be running water within a couple days.
There's not going to be electricity within a couple days.
If all men disappear.
So look, you say, yeah, okay, men commit these, very small proportion of men commit these violent crimes more.
90% of women.
You guys will not survive if that sounded like Christopher.
You will not.
Oh, no, wait, never mind.
That was embarrassing.
I'm just saying, you won't.
If you think women dying is bad with men around, trust me.
If men disappeared and you couldn't plan for it, 50% of women are dead within a month.
They can't survive.
You're not going to survive, especially if you're fucking in a cold area.
No.
Gig a fuck.
You're fucked.
Okay.
After men are all gone, women have so much less to be afraid of that.
It's easier to build, don't have to have mother names.
And we're fighting after this and we're for real gonna jump.
You are some of women's biggest haters, dude.
Like women are some of each other's because of patriarchal standards, because of patriarchy and social ideas.
You don't think the girls in this room would have a problem if there was no men around?
Well, obviously y'all would nobody else snap their fingers.
You got this, onya.
I mean like, just look at a friend group of even five friends.
Each of them bitch about each other, each of them hate each other.
Like yeah, they'll all be friends in one circle, but two are gonna go off.
Talk about how this one's fat, this one got ugly, this one's this, this one's sucking this guy's dick.
That was literally one of my points.
I I didn't send it in the thing just because I didn't realize.
But um, like women's worst friend is another woman.
Like men need women need, I would argue with that friend because men's gender, men are pretty bad.
Like that's a societal issue.
I think men are going to be a lot better for objective truth of friend.
Like women will coddle each other and women will not acknowledge each other's faults and acknowledge each other's like fuck-ups, whereas men will just say it as it is a lot of the time, will just not ignore.
If all men disappeared within three days.
Well, let me acknowledge one issue within wait wait, hold on.
Within three days, if all men disappeared, your phone is no longer working.
I don't want to.
You're not able to make calls because the entire telecommunications infrastructure has completely collapsed.
Within three days, you're acting like women.
Just don't have any jobs like that.
Don't hold, they don't hold positions in any of these people.
I have a question.
I have a quick question.
If all men disappear, who are your paying clients?
Boom owned, destroyed and cleared.
Also, there's women that come home, girl over here, you just gotta own.
How do you feel about that anyways?
Anyways, what you were saying, I'm sorry that you had a shitty friend.
It's not that it have shitty friends.
It's just I observe women and women hate each other a lot of the time.
And women give each other horrible advice.
Horrible advice.
I mean, like, women tell other people, like, they tell each other to cheat on their men.
They tell each other to leave.
Okay, can you please, I'm sure you know the statistic.
I was hoping Andrew would be here because I know he does.
But what is the statistic of in a women's friend group, like older, not older women, but middle-aged women, as soon as one woman gets divorced, the rate of divorce within that friend group goes up sub substantially.
Like this stuff skyrockets because women get into these little groups and they just feed off of each other with this kind of stuff.
I'm not familiar with the statistics, but I'm sure it's true.
I swear.
Like, I have a clip I want to play for you.
Mary, can you play that clip?
So you said, what were you saying, women, something about women's jobs?
Women have jobs in the fields that you're talking about.
Not as severe manual labor.
Just putting up the polls for the telephone lines.
Here, I have a video I want to show you.
This is what I think of a lot.
This is going to be really offensive.
It might even be a little sexist.
The lineman.
It might be a bit misogynistic, Ethan.
I love that you're acknowledging your faults.
Acknowledge your fault.
I'm self-aware.
So this is what I think a lot of women's jobs is.
Go ahead, play it.
Wait, what is.
Yeah.
I think, like, especially, you know, you know, these corporate HR jobs, you know, I think this is a lot.
These daycare jobs, I call them daycare jobs.
Play it one more.
Maybe it's going to, is it going to repeat?
Yeah, yeah.
So I think a lot of women.
Is he just trolling?
I think a lot of women post.
woman who's like a project manager that's what that's basically like a woman's job Have you ever seen a woman project manager?
Yeah.
Where?
When?
Who occupies most of HR?
You know where.
Where do I know?
You know where.
You went there the other day.
Where?
Planned parenthood.
I have never had an abortion.
You had an abortion.
I have never had an abortion.
You aborted a little fetus.
You are a monster.
Are you serious right now?
I don't know.
Am I?
I wouldn't be here if I had an abortion.
Why would you not be here?
Because I would feel like in bed.
That seems like the cherry on top after an abortion.
Come on the whatever podcast.
Be like, hey, let me rub this in your face a little bit.
Let me rub it in your face.
I just slaughtered it.
You want to see the.
And what are you going to do about it?
At least you acknowledge what it is.
At least you acknowledge what it is.
No, you know that whole thing that you saw me get popular for or get viral for?
Somebody actually commented about it and said it was like Shane Winnings or Shane Gillings or some shit.
Shane Gillis.
Gillis?
Shane Gillis?
The comedian?
No, not the comedian.
Just an asshole guy that y'all would probably like or whatever.
That's definitely Shane Gillis.
No, no, it was, I'm pretty sure it was Shane Winnings, is what the comment said.
You could search that guy up if you want.
The whole thing with that was the reason he told me to get out was because I wouldn't call a fetus a little human.
Are you talking about Michael Knowles?
That is like Michael Knowles' biggest thing.
Yeah, yeah.
I just said his name.
Michael Knowles always talks about the Latin definition of that.
But the scientific, I mean, obviously, I understand the Latin definition, but we have like scientific terminology that refers to.
Is a fetus not a child?
Is a fetus not a baby?
Is a fetus not a human?
A fetus is a specific aspect of the development of a human being.
So it's developing, right?
It's not dead.
What is it?
What is it developing into?
That's so great.
It's developing into a human being.
I just said that.
Right, okay, cool.
What do you really say?
There you go.
I just said that.
So it's a human being.
Chair one, if you dislike men so much and they're unsafe, slash back, then why do you have such a high body count then?
Cat has nine lives.
If you three o's have more than nine bodies that coochie dead.
Make low body count great.
Yikes.
I guess I'm really dead.
Caitlin, one question here on your questionnaire.
Men should pay on first dates.
Men should be chivalrous.
You will keep your last.
Do you want to get married?
Yeah, I want to have a wedding.
I don't, because I want to have like a little party, but I don't really care.
Oh, no.
If you want a guy to pay for dates and be chivalrous, you should take his last name.
No, absolutely not.
So why should a man should be chivalrous?
Because I deserve kindness.
But a man could be kind to you and not be chivalrous.
Well, okay, what behavior would chivalry fall under chivalry?
Holding doors open for me would be nice.
Sure, paying for getting you flowers, opening the paying for first dates, opening the car door, walking, sidewalk rule, walking closer to the street.
He deserves the respect of his last name.
Yeah, good point.
Good point.
You want me to spend like $500 to change my name that I was born with?
Do you want to pay for the ring?
You want to pay for the party?
The party is going to be like 30 grand.
The party in itself would be a mutually saved up for event.
Okay, what if you mutually save up to change the name?
Well, I'd just rather not.
I don't want it's a respect.
You don't want to be your husband's woman?
It has roots in ownership over women, and I don't want to.
You don't want to be your husband's woman?
Are you going to interrupt me again?
Yes, do it.
Watch out.
She might fight you.
Please do.
Although she's Russian, so Russians know how to fight.
That is not true.
Although you seem like, I'm going to be honest, why are you looking at me that way?
Can we do split?
You do have some pounds on her.
I do want to say that.
So she's a bit more trimmed.
So I feel like there's weight classes in fighting.
So I just want things to be fair.
So.
Would be complete.
Yeah.
Wouldn't work.
Completely.
No.
It just wouldn't work.
It just wouldn't work.
All right.
That's awesome.
You got a big butt.
I don't know.
She's petite.
She's kind of petite.
I wish I had you that, okay?
You know, you're kind of picking on somebody a bit small, to be honest.
I just said she had nice boots.
Maybe you can apologize.
We were just all getting along.
And then you want to damn start with me.
Like, I'm not like probably one of the smartest people in this room.
Like, no hate, no shit.
Credentialism.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You were the one that was also going crazy about credentialism, but had to clarify in like four different words.
We've had to clarify multiple different facts.
She's right about that.
During debates.
She's kind of like, okay, not having a lot of fun.
No, you didn't know what lawfare was.
You didn't clarify lawfare.
You just didn't know the definition of it.
No, that's true.
But I was like smart enough to be able to acknowledge where I am lacking and be able to grow and be like the smartest person in the room just because she does have a good point, to be honest.
I mean, she does have a good point.
Yeah, you're kind of contradicting yourself a little bit.
Yeah, you kind of are.
What makes you the smartest person in the room?
I didn't say I was the smartest person in the room.
Yeah, you did.
You said one of.
One of.
Okay, what makes you one of the smartest people in the room?
Who's the other person?
The fact that we were going through these rapid round questions.
Who do you think is the smartest person?
Are you so fucking for real?
These rapid fire questions, two plus two.
What's where's America?
Where do you got all that?
Have you guys seen those?
Like, everybody's posting on Instagram this meme of this x-ray of a skeleton, but the brain is in the butt.
Yes, is that you?
I don't know.
It works pretty well down there.
It's extra storage space.
Yeah.
But I mean, like, yeah, she kind of has a point, you know?
Which part?
I don't know, whatever she was talking about.
Oh, don't make sense.
Yeah.
So.
Any final thoughts before I wrap the show here?
Final thoughts, anybody?
What is an SM account?
Yeah, what is an S?
Oh, social media accounts.
Oh.
Yeah.
Social media.
Anybody, final thoughts from anybody before we wrap?
Final thoughts?
Speak now, forever.
Hold your.
Subscribe to my OnlyFans.
Oh, my God.
Send me money.
I need help paying for tuition.
Buy me a C8 with, you know, brown or Christmas list.
I will buy you a third-hand bicycle for sexual intercourse.
A bicycle?
Straight bicycle.
Sit on it?
Like a used one.
Oh, no.
It's still good.
Like, like a beach cruiser.
Because I'm from a beach cruiser.
I'll sell for a C7, but that's the lowest I'll go.
Still wrapped up.
The best I can do is a big thing.
It will be a Schwinn, though.
I'll get you a Schwinn.
No?
You're lost.
Because I had a Schwinn.
I don't know what the hell that is.
Me neither.
I don't know what the hell that is.
It's a pretty reputable.
I want a Vespa.
A Vespa?
Okay.
All right.
Any final thoughts from anybody?
Anybody?
Dayonya.com.
Oh, my God.
Don't invite anyone to make it.
What is it?
Dateanya.com.
That's your domain name?
It's a whole separate thing.
It's like a whole funny thing.
Are we forgetting something?
Oh, makeup.
Lana.
Okay, final thing.
Who's down to take their makeup off?
Final segment.
I don't have any on.
You'll only be.
My eyebrows?
They're still going to be.
What about the.
You're wearing a little something.
I have mascara.
I'm going to make a pair of things on.
Yeah, you could take them off.
I can't.
Are you down to take the makeup off?
I don't have any on.
You don't have makeup.
Straight up.
None.
I'll just go.
Okay, take the lash.
Take the lashes off.
They're expensive.
You can't?
No, it's like a weekly thing.
She's not wearing anything.
Makeup?
No.
Makeup?
Will you take it off?
On the show?
Yes or no?
Really quick.
I'll take it off.
Hell yeah.
I didn't bring.
I forgot my face wash, so I actually have to.
Oh, I got is my mascara.
Yeah, my bronzer.
Okay, give me one.
I'll do it.
I don't know if that's that empty.
I might need two or three wipes.
Oh, there's some here.
Is that much of a self-working console?
Well, as they're doing that, I want to give a call to action to the sex workers.
You, you, you.
That's it.
I'd like to end the show by seeing if we can't use this as a moment to come together in love.
In love.
Yes, that's me.
Like, not, that sounded weird.
As an opportunity to give you a call to action.
Would you consider stopping sex work entirely tonight?
I changed my mind on the whatever podcast.
Would you stop?
No.
No.
Who's paying my bills?
Just your TikTok's got to be popping off.
TikTok doesn't pay.
It's pretty shit.
It's horrible.
And I get kicked out of the creator program like every month.
You're like demonetized all the time on there, too.
Fuck TikTok, to be honest.
They take down the most ridiculous.
Do you have a connect?
I need a connected TikTok.
I do, but it's ridiculous.
Conversion room.
I used to pay like five grand every time I had to get it back.
I'm like, well, shit.
You had an internal connect?
At TikTok?
Well, I went through like a third party.
I was just going to.
And they would get it back for you, though?
Yeah, for money.
Damn.
Five dollars.
Wow.
Yeah, it's insane.
Do you get paid?
Yeah, TikTok's wife.
You have followers?
On TikTok?
No.
I only get paid on Snapchat.
Oh, so like TikTok doesn't give you money for it.
I have a followers.
No, it's barely anything.
It's only if you go live.
Your videos have to be over a minute long to actually make any kind of monetization.
And live is impossible because they ban you for anything.
Like if you turn around and grab something off a shop, they're like, oh, you're showing your butt.
So other side?
Okay, there's the damage.
I usually don't do it with a wipe, you guys.
Like, I don't think I'm getting everything.
Like, this mascara isn't coming off.
But it's so beautiful.
These are premium Costco makeup.
You don't, you shouldn't use makeup wise to take off your makeup.
It's like really bad for this.
I should have used my cellar water.
I'm going to use the same thing in the middle, actually.
My cellar water is more eco-friendly, too.
I want you guys to hold it up, hold it up.
You did half your face.
I didn't get everything, you guys.
Please don't get mad at me.
Oh, wow.
The eyebrows are gone.
Oh, my God, not the eyebrows.
Wow.
She took my last eyebrows dedication off.
That is dedication.
For the look.
I can't take mine off.
Oh, you're taking, she's taking the lashes off.
Wow.
Wow.
They're dedicated.
Oh, shit.
That's a lot of work.
Ew.
I wear clusters.
Ew.
Wait, let's see.
I don't like my eyebrows because they haven't been threaded.
I literally had like thin eyebrows, so I'm like letting them grow out right now.
So they're fucked up.
Yep.
I don't think this is actually.
I think you need another one.
I think you need another one.
This isn't the half, the half, the half.
You're doing the half?
Yeah.
This is half my face.
Whoa, that's trippy.
Oh, I should have only done like perfectly half my face.
Whoa, wait.
I can see it now.
Yeah.
What?
Wait, the ethnicity?
Yeah, I can see.
Oh, my God.
How do you say that politically correct?
I can see the black.
I'm so dead.
The blackness.
You're so beautiful, though.
Y'all are all so beautiful.
Including me.
Not really.
Wow, that's rude.
I'm hurt by your comments.
Yeah, I came out.
I was really insensitive.
You cut us all fives.
That's average.
That's a good rating.
No.
Average is good.
Nah.
It's great.
Seven is supposed to be at least.
Seven is supposed to be the kind answer.
Can you hold it up?
Do a spread.
Spread them.
Show them.
Spread them.
Spread the second one.
The second one.
Wait, where's the first?
Show us the first one.
The first one.
Oh, man.
This is crazy.
All right.
I feel like it could be.
That's not bad.
Let's go.
Okay.
Well, I want to say, oh, I guess I'll do the announcement next week.
GG to the panel.
Thank you guys for coming.
It was a good show.
It was a fun show.
Last call.
Hit the like button, please.
On your way out.
Thumbs up on your way out.
Also, please leave a nice comment once the live ends.
I read them.
Positivity is nice.
Helps the algorithm.
Thank you guys for tuning in tonight.
You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me.
I appreciate that.
Thank you to everyone who supported the show tonight, who super chats, donates, etc.
We're going to be live again Sunday, 5 p.m. Pacific.
January is jam-packed with some good guests, good shows.
Let's see.
Any girls who want to be on the show, you can, of course, DM out whatever if you can on Instagram, if you can make it.
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Mary, the bow video.
Oh, my God.
That would be all bow.
That for you, what how long have we been streaming?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We gotta, we gotta wrap.
Um, I think I still have to drive two hours back to LA.
I know I gotta drive like three hours.
Honestly, I kind of like you talk too much tonight, to be honest.
Me?
Yeah, you were just you talked way too much.
So you talk too much.
You talk too much.
Wait, sorry.
You talked too much tonight.
Absolutely.
Really rude for you to have just taken up all this time on the podcast.
I think you owe us an apology, to be honest.
I'm sorry.
Okay, I'll accept it.
Thank you.
All right, guys, we're good, though, Mary.
We don't have, I don't think there's anything else.
Naked.
What?
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
They didn't feed us.
I self-contact.
Yeah, I'm starving.
Hey, like seven hours.
They starred us.
There was a bag of popcorn.
Did you do the other half?
You guys know.
Oh, my God.
Whoa, you look kind of different.
Can you take the glasses off and then show us the damage?
Wait, show us the damage.
Whoa.
Well, you think I look different?
Doesn't even know.
I'm obsessed, Maxo.
I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes, the right look, you can be very striking.
Thank you.
Pipe shit.
I love women.
Yeah, so that was cool.
Whoa.
Like, oh, I can't.
Are you sure you're even.
Are you blaying?
Because, yeah.
What do I look like?
You look Latina.
You look Blatina.
Is that the word?
Latina?
Latina.
Right?
Doesn't she?
I think it's Afro-Latina.
Afro-Latina.
Afro-Latina.
She kind of does.
Well, that might be accurate, actually.
Oh.
I mean, not ethnic, like ethnicity-wise.
Let's not say that.
Okay.
Pump the brakes.
I know.
My dad lived in Puerto Rico for like the longest time, but you don't become Puerto Rican from living there.
I had a question for you, but I forgot it.
I have an answer for you.
Fuck, what was it?
Hmm.
I have 10 seconds to remember it.
Otherwise, I have to wrap the show.
Remember, remember.
You're like, I gotta see.
I'm a woke slut.
Woke slut.
It was.
Fuck, what was it about?
10 seconds is up.
Damn.
Did I even get it all?
Well, we'll just have to do round four, I guess.
Yeah.
God damn.
Yeah, I know.
How much fuck's up?
So, I'm pretty sure that's it.
You're getting another one.
You guys are so greedy.
I need to make sure that I didn't leave anything on the that's crazy.
All right.
I'll get this wrapped up.
Was there, Mary?
Is there anything?
Okay.
Well, it was a fun show.
You guys were dope.
Thank you guys so much.
It was a bit long, so you guys were troopers.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Everybody freaked out this time.
I hope everybody had a good New Year's.
You guys are watching.
Hope you guys had a good New Year's.
2026 is going to be a big year.
Do I do the announcement?
I was going to say, guys, I'm contemplating episode 304 being the final show of the whatever podcast.
That would be July.
That would be mid-July.
It would be episode 304.
I don't know if I can.
I don't know.
I'm thinking about that being the last episode.
I'll probably keep doing the show.
But I'm also thinking that.
Make it like a special.
That might be the last episode.
Make it like an all-stars episode.
You gotta have a Candace Owens.
The ghost of.
Wait, but you gotta bring me back once I get really toned.
And like super.
Toned.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Kanye to find you.
Clavicular.
That boy.
Andrew.
Andrew.
I think we'll have a reunion.
We'll have some people.
We won't do a dedicated reunion episode, but we'll have people from past episodes do, like your kind of a reunion appearance a little bit.
Oh.
It was a reunion.
Yeah.
It's so remote.
Wow.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, hey, calm down.
All right.
Guys.
Yeah, this is your family.
That's beautiful.
But whatever podcast is.
That's beautiful.
That's wonderful.
Yes.
I love that.
That's great for you.
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to wrap.
You ever talk to your mom on the phone?
And it's like, bye, mom.
And like, she keeps hiding.
Like, it's sweet.
That's you right now.
Are you my mom right now?
I am your mom and your dad.
Mommy?
Oh, papa.
Daddy?
Papa?
Oh, my God.
By the way, the daddy's happy.
Grand Pappy.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay, 07's in the chat.
Leave a nice.
We're forgetting something.
Fuck.
What are we forgetting?
Follow my IG.
What are we forgetting?
What are we forgetting?
I don't know.
All right.
07's in the chat.
Good night, guys.
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