Whatever Podcast - 2 RAGE QUITS! $12,000,000 A Year BARE MINIMUM?! Do Modern Girls Deserve Chivalry?

Aug. 22, 2025 - Whatever Podcast

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2 RAGE QUITS! $12,000,000 A Year BARE MINIMUM?! Do Modern Girls Deserve Chivalry? | Dating Talk #256

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	Hello.
	My name is Lauren.
	I'm 23 years old.
	I'm from Portland, Oregon, and I work as a model.
	All right.
	Any schooling or anything like that?
	I graduated from university this March.
	What did you study?
	I studied marketing.
	Marketing, okay.
	Can you say which university?
	I went to a university in Oregon.
	A university U of O?
	No, a university in Oregon.
	Okay.
	Rock and roll.
	And you said marketing?
	Yeah, I majored in marketing.
	Okay, rock and roll.
	And you're a model?
	Yes.
	What kind of modeling, like print, catwalk?
	I do absolutely everything.
	I am very, very lucky.
	I get to do active, you know, active shows, fashion, e-commerce, anything.
	Okay.
	Very lucky.
	Any, like, what's the biggest thing you've done?
	What do you say?
	This December, I was featured in Dazed magazine.
	So probably my biggest one.
	It's Calvin Klein or anything coming up soon?
	What you got?
	I do a lot of H. Lorenzo.
	I just got published there today, actually.
	Again, I've done work with them.
	H. Lorenzo.
	H. Lorenzo says, like, a designer.
	They are a distributor for like designer brands like Prada, Mew Mew, Muglaire, Christopher Isabur.
	Cool.
	Cool.
	What about you?
	Hi, I'm Selena.
	I'm 23.
	I'm from the Bay Area, but I live in Las Vegas, Nevada.
	And I currently am doing bottle service and content creation.
	And then I got my bachelor's from San Jose State University in marketing.
	All right.
	Welcome back.
	What about you?
	My name's Courtney.
	I'm 21, and I'm from South Dakota, but now I live in Florida.
	Education, high school.
	Any college?
	Three years.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Hello.
	My name's KJ.
	I'm 22 years old.
	I'm from Oxnard, California, but I live in Las Vegas.
	And I'm an artist model and a dancer.
	Okay.
	Any college or anything like that?
	No.
	All right.
	And when you say dancer, you're a stripper.
	Okay.
	And you're from the Nard.
	805?
	Yeah.
	There you go.
	All right.
	W. Hi, my name is Ayla.
	I'm 27 from Las Vegas.
	I've been dealing for the past five years, but I've been letting go from my job recently to dealing cards or drugs?
	Cards.
	Oh, okay.
	Like your casino dealer.
	Yes, yes.
	Okay.
	Yeah, but I go to UNLV for fashion design and I'm just content creating right now and not working.
	Okay.
	And you are you always have you always been from Vegas?
	I moved from Chicago.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	My name is Amelia and I do, I'm from Florida, originally from New England, and I do content creation and the fun link.
	Okay.
	Any college?
	I went to trade school, so I had my esthetician's license.
	All right.
	What about you?
	My name is Rosie.
	I'm 25.
	I'm from LA, and I did two years in college, but I didn't finish.
	What were you studying?
	Business and cosmetology and photography.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'm Michelle.
	I'm 55 years old.
	And I am in the business industry of insurance.
	Been in it for 30 plus years, do networking.
	And I'm from Northern California, Sacramento.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	My name is Rose.
	I'm 18 years old.
	I'm from Florida.
	And I'm currently a sushi chef at a restaurant on the beach.
	So, yeah.
	Used to be a sushi chef.
	No way.
	All right.
	What about you?
	My name.
	Oh, God.
	My name's Sonia.
	I'm 21, and I do a lot of jobs.
	So right now, my main job, I'm a sheen fashion model.
	I also do voice acting and play competitive strategy games.
	What games do you play?
	Tetris and Chess.
	Tetris and Chess.
	What's your ELO?
	For chess?
	I'm 2,300.
	It's pretty good.
	It's pretty good.
	Congrats for that.
	Hold on.
	We have a chat coming through here from Jay.
	Is it?
	Hold on.
	Hello?
	One second.
	Jaykin donated $200.
	Question: If a girl is a bit different, goth out muscle mommy, little person, and you like it.
	Is that considered a kink or fetish?
	Or just you like variety?
	Kink versus preference, where's the line?
	It's a preference.
	Why would it be a kink?
	Yeah, if you want, go for it.
	Can I read that?
	Is it still on the stream?
	It just I think whatever you're into, you keep that to yourself, or you can put it out there.
	If you want to put it out there, you have to tell your own line.
	So, if you think it's a kink, then sure it'll be your kink.
	If you think it's across the line, then I guess it is.
	I think it's a preference of girls.
	It might be because it's a kink of what the girl may do based off of how they look or their alternative ways or whatever.
	Aren't kinks just sexual preferences?
	Yeah, kink is a sexual preference.
	So, kink is a preference.
	A kink is a sexual preference.
	And alt goth is how you see someone or someone's style.
	Right.
	So, what they both can see a goth person and be like, they look cool versus seeing a goth person and wanting to goon to them.
	What does that mean?
	What does goon mean?
	Excessively watching a specific type of concert.
	So, like, you just enjoy it multiple schools.
	Well, I think gooners are people who like to goon.
	And gooning is like jorking it.
	And jorking it is.
	I'm lost.
	Are we all have a definition?
	Okay.
	Who said what?
	I'm not lost.
	I'm following you along.
	I would say gooning is the act of getting yourself off.
	And if you are a gooner, you are obsessed with getting yourself off.
	And the way in which you do that are your sexual preferences.
	Wait, that's so bad.
	Every time I'm on TikTok Live, people comment that, and I thought it meant hanging out with like your friends.
	Oh, no, sweet baby.
	No.
	Wait, what did you think?
	Gooning.
	You thought gooning is hanging out with your friends?
	Yeah, like that.
	I'm like gooning around.
	I thought so.
	Okay.
	Guys who goon together stay together, I'm sure.
	Wow, that's okay.
	Wow, you're a good idea.
	I need a new moderator, clearly.
	I need a new mod.
	Good times.
	Good times.
	Yo, Jay, thank you for the TTS, man.
	Really appreciate it.
	Reminder, guys, get them in through Streamlabs, just like Jay did.
	Our YouTube Super Chat pull-up feature is unfortunately not working.
	So going around the table once more, what's your current relationship status?
	If you're single, how long have you been single?
	And longest relationship, go ahead.
	I'm Lauren.
	I have been single for five years.
	Embarrassing.
	I know.
	And then my last relationship, I got cheated on.
	And what was the other question?
	Longest relationship.
	How long did that last?
	My longest relationship was two years and a couple months.
	Is that the one that ended five years ago?
	No.
	The one that ended five years ago was pretty short.
	He cheated on me.
	Okay.
	The two and a half year relationship?
	Was that like high school or?
	Yeah, this was at high school, almost college, but I decided to break things off right before I moved for college.
	Okay.
	Then you met this other guy.
	You did a short period.
	He cheated on you.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Great guy.
	That was the one that was five years ago.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	He was my last straw, clearly.
	Okay, gotcha.
	How long were you seeing him?
	I want to say only a few months.
	Maybe like five.
	Only five.
	Okay.
	I assume you broke up with him.
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay.
	Was it an ongoing thing, or did you find out immediately and then ended things?
	That's a hard one to answer.
	So he, I didn't know this, but he was actually a drug addict when we were together.
	It's very hard to tell, but it started like unraveling as we were together.
	And I was 18.
	I was naive.
	Was incredibly, incredibly beautiful.
	So, honestly, the whole time, you could have seen it coming from a mile away.
	But it was like the second I actually found out something happened, I just walked out.
	But it was like, I should have seen it coming.
	How old was he?
	Oh my gosh.
	I think we only had like a three years age gap.
	So I was 18 and he was 21.
	What was his poison?
	Everything.
	Oh my God.
	I literally, yeah, anything, everything.
	Ketamine, alcohol, cocaine.
	I mean, you name it.
	He probably did it.
	He did Xanax when we're together and had a seizure and then didn't remember me for a little bit.
	I wish I was joking.
	Wait, so, and you were with him for five months.
	How soon into the relationship did you discover he was maybe like two months in, but I feel like even from the start, I knew he was going to cheat on me.
	I was just 18 and just a little ditz.
	Were you guys boyfriend, like official?
	Boyfriend?
	Yeah, we were official.
	Who initiated that conversation?
	He did.
	He did?
	Yeah, I was the one who was a little bit nervous about it, but I mean, I came around.
	We were seeing each other for a bit.
	Okay.
	Good times.
	Good times.
	And then the 2.5-year relationship, did you end it?
	Was it mutual?
	I decided to end it.
	It was not mutual by any means.
	He literally thought I was going to be his wife.
	But unfortunately, yeah, it wasn't going to happen.
	All right.
	And you've been single for five years.
	Have there been any guys in the picture?
	You know, I've had a couple first, second dates here and there.
	There's been a couple that I was like, maybe we could date, and things just didn't really go out.
	So maybe a couple here and there, but nothing has ever clicked.
	Anybody in the picture currently?
	No, I don't think so.
	You don't think so?
	There might be.
	There might be.
	What do you mean?
	Oh, God.
	Do you have a roster?
	No, because what if he's watching?
	So there is.
	There is.
	No, no, no.
	I went on like two dates with someone.
	Great guy.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Maybe.
	We'll see.
	So, what's the, I guess in the past five years, what's the longest period of time you've been seeing somebody?
	Like, is there anybody you've been seeing for a month, two months, three months, but you wouldn't consider it a boyfriend?
	No, I'm not really into that.
	I am more a relationship person.
	So like after like three or four dates, I'm kind of just wanting to know like, is this going to be long term or is it not?
	And if it's not long term, then it's not for me.
	Okay.
	And you've been single for five years.
	Have you been celibate for five years?
	I have to think about that.
	It's been so long.
	Jesus Christ.
	This is an answer.
	I thought I would have to go on.
	Can I hit it with a no comment?
	Is it you just like forgot?
	You're not sure?
	Because it sounded like you're just unsure on like timeline.
	I guess the simple question is the guy who you end, the attractive, hot drug addict, dude, was that the last guy you were with?
	I can't recall.
	Okay.
	She pleads the fifth.
	What about you?
	I'm currently single.
	And then my last relationship, I was in college, which was about like four years ago.
	And that relationship was two and a half years.
	And he was a narcissist and toxic.
	He was a narcissist and very toxic.
	And I learned my lesson real quick.
	And I don't even want to be in a relationship after that one.
	I'm like scarred for good.
	And so how long have you been single?
	Sorry, just so.
	I would say like four years.
	Four years.
	And how long was that relationship?
	It was two and a half years.
	Two and a half.
	You ended things?
	Yes, definitely.
	Okay.
	So you've been single for four years?
	Yes.
	Any guys in the picture?
	The past four years?
	Oh, for sure.
	Okay.
	There's definitely been some cancer.
	Are there any guys in the picture currently?
	Yes, there is.
	There's a guy.
	Like a singular guy or multiple guys?
	There's like a guy, a girl.
	You know, I like to have my fun.
	Okay.
	But it's not like.
	So you have a roster?
	I've actually, I've slowed down.
	My roster is not there right now.
	I'm like with the like right now.
	I'm like, I'm like kind of serious with someone, but we're not dating because, you know, situation shit.
	Because like dating is a lot right now.
	But like, it's kind of like we're dating, but there's just no labels on it because it's just like that's too stressful.
	So you're dating.
	Especially I live in Vegas, so it's like you're dating other people.
	He's dating other people.
	I mean, I wouldn't even like to say that because it's kind of like we understand what it is, but we don't really want to put like labels on it.
	But like if I knew he was doing something else, I'd probably freak out.
	And it's kind of like same here.
	So it's like we're kind of like in that sense, but it's like not dating.
	So if something were to happen, it's like, well, you can't really get mad at me.
	We're not together.
	I just don't want the stress of a relationship.
	How long have you been seeing him?
	Probably like five months.
	Okay, in that five-month period, have you been with anybody else?
	Not a man.
	Like somebody else, yeah.
	Okay, some women.
	Yeah.
	But you also, you do pro content.
	And I don't do pro content.
	No, I just do my content.
	Isn't there like a photo of you with like some famous porn sticker?
	I mean, yeah, there is, but I wouldn't call that like mainstream or nothing.
	Like my own content.
	I could do that or I don't have to.
	Do you do content with this guy?
	I do, yes.
	Okay.
	Do you shoot content with other people?
	Since I've been talking to him, I haven't been like shooting a lot, but we like communicate.
	And he knows, like, it's not like I came into anything like lying to him.
	But it's like, if I really were to be more serious with someone, I would not have to do that content or I could only work myself.
	I choose what I do, or if anything, I don't have to do content.
	And I'm trying to like steer more out of that anyways.
	So yeah.
	But yes, there is that picture.
	What about you?
	Go check it out.
	I've been single for three years and my longest relationship was nine months.
	All right.
	Who broke up with who?
	In the nine-month relationship?
	I broke up with him.
	Why is that?
	He didn't really let me like hang out with my own roommate, which was really weird because we lived together in the same place.
	It's like I wouldn't message him.
	So if me and my roommate were watching a show or a movie together, he would like tweak if I didn't, if I wasn't texting him constantly.
	There's that upon other things, but roommate a girl or a guy?
	Girl.
	Why did he not want you to hang out with your roommate?
	I don't know.
	He didn't.
	I think it was just more of like a controlling thing.
	There was no reason?
	No.
	I asked him, but like there was no reason that he ever gave me.
	So he would just say, don't hang out with her.
	That's it.
	He wouldn't like tell me like I couldn't hang out with her, but like his reaction to like when I wouldn't be like responding or something, even like he knows I'm just sitting in my dorm room.
	Like it was a negative response.
	And was it because he wanted to spend time with you or even when you weren't with him, he was like, don't be with her.
	It was like, I would say probably like a mix of both, but it's also kind of like stupid because he was always also with his friends all the time.
	So it was like very hypocritical.
	What do the girls think about that?
	What do you think is going on there?
	Did he fuck her?
	I mean, that's the.
	My roommate?
	Yeah, was he fucking her?
	I don't know.
	That's the only thing I can do with her.
	My roommate, she's in a six-year-long relationship.
	She's good.
	She don't want that.
	It's a bit peculiar.
	Okay.
	And you've been single.
	So you said three years?
	Any guys in the picture currently?
	No.
	Nothing?
	No, nothing.
	You do OF, correct?
	Correct.
	Do you do boy girl content?
	I have a once before, but that was like months ago.
	But other than that, it was only like that one time.
	Okay.
	Got it.
	So, in the past three years, there's been, has there been anything, you know, couple couple months, situationship, anything like that?
	This is so embarrassing.
	I got like kind of let on for like a year and a half.
	It was really tragic, but that's like my own doing.
	Like, obviously, I should have been smarter and stuff.
	But it's like, you never know, I guess.
	I don't really know.
	Sure.
	All right.
	Do you have a roster?
	There's no guys in the picture currently.
	No, there's none.
	Have you ever had a roster?
	Yeah.
	How big was it?
	I would say, like, the biggest roster I've had, it was like 10 guys.
	But I wasn't like doing anything with them, though.
	It was more so like just like Snapchatting and stuff.
	Like that's not.
	Going on dates, like dinner or anything like that?
	No, not real.
	No.
	Okay.
	Just like these were people you never met in person.
	No, I've met them in person, like in college, like at the bars downtown.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And going back to you, you said you had a roster.
	What's the biggest the roster has ever been?
	Well, I don't know.
	Like three.
	Okay.
	Have you ever had a roster?
	A roster.
	A roster.
	Like talking to multiple people at the same time, dating multiple people.
	I can't say I ever have.
	Okay.
	Going to you.
	Relationship status?
	I'm single.
	I've been single since two years in September, like during New York Fashion Week.
	I went to go work New York Fashion Week and my guy brought in my nail tech to my crib and fucked her on my couch.
	The nail tech?
	Yeah, and I call her.
	Does she still do your nails?
	Can you hold up your nails for us?
	No.
	Ling Ling did these in Naples.
	Is that her actual name?
	Is Ling Ling?
	Can you just call her Ling Ling?
	Oh.
	Okay.
	And so what happened?
	I ended up coming back from New York Fashion Week and I used to live in like an artist content mansion.
	So my manager is the one who had like all the access to all the ring cameras and he ended up telling me.
	And so I confronted him and he went downstairs.
	I ended up smoking and like chilling upstairs with everybody.
	He went downstairs and he cut himself.
	And I went downstairs.
	I found him in the shower.
	He was completely naked.
	He cut himself.
	I wrapped him up and I took him in my car.
	I didn't even call the police because he wasn't like, no, I'm not going to go.
	You feel me?
	So I wrapped him up.
	I got him in my clothes because you all wet and you bloody and shit.
	And I took him to the hospital.
	He was admitted there for like three or four days.
	And then as an adult, after you get out of the hospital, they'll taxi you to like the nearest hotel or wherever you want to go.
	But they had sent him to like a hospital like an hour away from the crib.
	And so the cops ended up calling me off of his phone and saying that he was found on the side of the highway walking without no shoes and bullshit basically.
	And that if I can come pick him up.
	And I'm not evil.
	I'm not going to leave nobody out here fucking homeless, even though he did that shit to me because he's from Florida.
	He moved out here to come be with me.
	And so I called his, I went to go pick him up an hour away.
	I called his mom and I was like, you need to get him an Uber to the airport and then get him a flight back to Florida.
	And like, because I'm not taking, I'm not doing this no more.
	And so he ended up cutting himself again when he got back to my crib.
	And then I called the police on him and they came, got him, and his mom ended up flying him out from when he got discharged from the hospital.
	And I've been single for two years now.
	How long were you dating him?
	I was dating him for two and a half years.
	I was living in Naples in Florida beforehand.
	Okay.
	And then for like a year, and then I moved out here, and then he moved with me.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	How did he meet the nail tech?
	She did my nails.
	So basically, I lived in an artist mansion and she was one of the girls that lived there.
	Oh, she lived there.
	Her best friend.
	No, it was one of the girls that lived there, but it was her best friend.
	That she would come into the house and do all of our nails.
	So all of us went to New York Fashion Week and she came in, did our nails.
	They met.
	Like we were all smoking and shit.
	Like it's just regular shit.
	But I don't know how they ended up exchanging contact information or whether she was at the house after the fact because her friend lived there, you know.
	But they ended up getting drunk off of a fucking bottle that I bought for his birthday.
	And yeah, they fucked on the couch.
	What's the tattoo on your face say?
	Change.
	Change?
	What's the story?
	I'm not religious anymore, so I'm spiritual.
	And there is a time in my life where I was like going through a lot of change and transformation.
	And I started seeing 555, which is a spiritual number.
	And that's what that means.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	Anybody else here have face tattoos?
	The closest I have.
	We'll get into that in just a moment.
	Relationship status?
	I think I've been single, I would say, for three weeks now.
	Well, for three weeks.
	Okay.
	Longest relationship?
	I don't know if I ever been in a serious relationship, but the longest I've loved someone was for four years.
	Wait, the longest you loved someone?
	Yes.
	Was for four years.
	Yes.
	Did he say I love you back?
	He did, but he was 16 years.
	He is 16 years older than me.
	And he's right now, I would say that he's a good man.
	He's a good guy, but he has Vegas got into him.
	Vegas gets into a lot of people.
	So he's a degenerate keynote lover.
	And he always chose this keynote over me.
	So I tried to move on with my recent boyfriend that is my ex now.
	But he really did help me because I was in love for four years.
	I did not think that I'll ever move on.
	And then the recent guy really made it super possible for me.
	And now, because of him, I think it's possible to fall in love again with a hotter guy and a richer one and cuter one.
	Love to hear it.
	Titan though.
	So you said keynote?
	Like no, keynotes.
	Like keynote.
	Like the gambling.
	I just added an S to the keynote.
	It's keynote.
	Like the game.
	Gambling.
	Keynote?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's a card.
	It's a number.
	Gambling addicts.
	A keynote addict.
	Oh, I thought you meant like keynote speaker.
	Like he was just going to like Tony Robbins and shit.
	No, no, no, no.
	Addicted to like self-ambling.
	I don't have enough on her.
	But that's not the ex that I'm talking about.
	But so you say you've never had a boyfriend.
	Well, my ex was my, I would say like the first time I ever actually was like, okay, like I think I want to be in a serious relationship.
	I'm 27.
	I'm ready for something like that.
	But I can't really talk much about my recent relationship.
	I've retained lawyers and they've advised me to not say much.
	So wait.
	Is there like a criminal case?
	No, no, no, it's not criminal.
	It's emotional abuse.
	Emotional abuse?
	It's a lot.
	I just, I can't really get into it.
	You have a restraining order?
	No, no, no restraining order.
	It's not against him, but it's because he's my co-worker.
	I just, I can't talk much about what's going on.
	I don't want to say the wrong things.
	Sure.
	So, there's a civil litigation.
	Well, yeah, but basically, like, I don't know.
	I would say he broke up with me, but I think in his defense, is that I asked for a break, and he's like, There's no break.
	It's either we break up or we're together.
	But I think that was his way out to actually break up with me because I just needed a break because I felt like I wasn't able to communicate my feelings with him because he wasn't listening.
	So, I needed a few days off to like you know, like sit with what I'm thinking and not bash at him.
	But, um, yeah, basically, honestly, I think the anonymous, like who are we dating in Vegas, is so toxic.
	I saw him being posted there twice, and when I confronted him, he said that all girls are crazy and all of us belong to the streets, and that I can't handle that he has fans.
	Keep it all set of screen.
	Um, yeah, fans, wait, you have fans.
	No, he said that I can't handle he got fans, fans, yes, like air conditioning fans, no, like fans.
	He was an artist or musician.
	No, he's just um he's handsome and tall, so every other girl is like Damon Salvador, like Jesse McCartney, you know, like your childhood crush.
	So, every other girl is like crushing on him, and it gives them a lot of ego boost, which is good.
	But I just, I don't know, looks can't really get you so far if your inside is tainted.
	Was it the T-App?
	Yeah, no, it wasn't, it was Facebook, but I found him on the T-App, too.
	Okay, and he was defending himself on the T-App, too.
	He was like, Oh, I'm texting from a friend's home phone, whatever.
	I'm like, Yeah, and where are you from originally?
	I wasn't born here, I was born in Europe, Nuremberg, Germany, yeah.
	Oh, that's cool.
	You were born, and when did you move to the U.S.?
	Like 2004.
	Have you ever spent time on the East Coast?
	Yes, I have New York.
	Yeah, you have a migrant.
	I told you I moved from Chicago, also kind of Chicago.
	That's Midwest, too.
	Yeah, okay.
	All right, any guys in the picture currently?
	Only because I feel like he's talking to other girls, but naturally, I'm a very monogamous, good girl, honestly.
	And I hate that I have to talk to other guys, but I gotta kill time somehow.
	And at least they're doing more for me than he ever did.
	Like, in the past three weeks, I've been flown out three times.
	Oh, shit.
	And mind you, I've been celibate for three weeks, too.
	W. You've been flown out by three separate guys?
	Yes.
	And I was on my period every time.
	Wait, hold on.
	That's how you're getting bored.
	I'm sorry.
	I was like, can we cut that?
	Can we not post that?
	It's not.
	Wait, hold on.
	You were.
	No, you have like a perpetual, like it just, what do you mean?
	No, I just did it because I'm like, you know what?
	Like, I'm going to live my life, you know?
	Yeah.
	And it's, it's been two weeks of me trying to live my life, and last week it's been hitting me.
	The period?
	Yes.
	Actually, it was the actual period.
	The actual period did hit me.
	So yeah.
	I'm on.
	Where did you get flown out to?
	I went to Denver.
	I went to Austin and San Diego.
	Now I'm here.
	Actually, four.
	But I drove to here.
	Okay.
	Wow.
	All right.
	And I want to do an appointment.
	Like, were you economy or did they get you business class?
	No, it's always business.
	They always get you first?
	No, no, no.
	Hold on.
	The other one, economy.
	I'm scared to fly business because there's a fact that if an airplane ever crashes, you'll die first.
	So, you like to sit in the way back by the back?
	I would like to survive.
	I mean, technically, it is the safest place in the airplane.
	Yeah, I'm very superstitious.
	An airplane fact?
	Okay, go ahead.
	Yeah, tell us about your aviation.
	Go ahead.
	I don't know.
	Airplane fact.
	If you sit on the side with the window seat near the wing, you'll be the first to know the plane catches on fire and the first to die.
	That's all.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	You want to learn something every day.
	Okay, so wow, that is quite a predicament.
	So, you've been flown out.
	Any future, do you have any scheduled future?
	I want to go to Dubai.
	Are you taking me?
	No.
	No?
	Okay, then.
	I guess not.
	I guess not.
	Not yet.
	Anyone here been flown out to Dubai?
	Show of hands?
	Anybody?
	Maybe for modeling?
	I don't know.
	I've been asked.
	You've been asked.
	I've been offers in my DOMR are definitely never imagined.
	Everybody offers.
	People are crazy because they'll send me a lot of money.
	They'll have no profile picture.
	They're like, let me fly you here.
	And it's like, no, you don't have a profile picture.
	Like, who the hell are you?
	They want to shit on you.
	I'm also weary about going to like a country where women have limited rights.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Especially if I've heard the stories of Dubai.
	It's modernizing.
	I think.
	Trafficking.
	Probably.
	I'm not going to take the risk.
	Okay, so no future flyout plans?
	Nothing on the board?
	I mean, no, I want to go to Oregon really, really bad.
	No, you don't.
	No, you don't.
	No, no, I really, I need to see the waterfalls.
	I feel like I need to meditate and detox everything.
	And I feel like Oregon is the place.
	I'm going to do just a couple mic adjustments.
	Can I have you tilt your mic down slightly and then let me have you tilt your mic down slightly?
	Tilt it down?
	Perfect.
	What's the bat tattoo?
	Tell us what that is.
	I'm a big, I don't know.
	I guess I just have always been obsessed with justice and the way to seek justice.
	And if I ever had Batman's or Bruce Wayne's ability, I would seek justice the exact same way.
	I don't believe in killing people, but I believe in beating their ass and schooling them.
	And I love doing that.
	Have you ever been Batman for Halloween?
	No, I haven't, but I want to.
	This year, it's only because I want to design my own outfit.
	And the one that I want to do, it costs thousands of dollars.
	So I'm just, I don't know if I'm ready to spend three, four thousand dollars on a Halloween costume.
	Okay.
	Sweet.
	Gotta make content.
	That's cool.
	We have a chat coming in here.
	Thank you, Jabu.
	Jabu donated $200.
	Welcome back, Selena.
	Hope all is well.
	Tried to add Onik, but couldn't find it.
	Sucks, you're in a relationship.
	Hope is watching Lol PS get off of.
	You have value.
	My Instagram was deleted for two months, and I had to pay $4K to get it back.
	So I'm really upset about that.
	And thanks.
	I said I'm not in a like I'm in a situation shit, not a relationship.
	Those are two different things, but thank you.
	I appreciate it.
	The value comment.
	Very sweet.
	All right, cool.
	Relationship status.
	So I'm single, and I have been single since the end of 2022, which the end of 2022, which is a couple months before.
	Yeah, a couple months before I started OnlyFans.
	All right.
	Longest relationship?
	I guess my longest relationship was my high school relationship, which was about three and a half years, ended when I was like 19.
	But as of like an adult relationship, the one in 2022 was the longest one I had, which was about six months.
	The three and a half year relationship, who ended it?
	It was on and off for the last maybe year to six months, but it was, it was, I guess it was my choice, but it was his ultimatum.
	Okay.
	And the most recent one, the six-month one, who ended it?
	I guess I would say he ended it.
	And that was because he said things were getting too serious for him.
	Good times.
	Yeah.
	Good times.
	All right.
	Any guys in the picture currently?
	No, not currently.
	I think I have my work cut out for me with the amount of men I have to interact with on the daily.
	Ever had a roster?
	Ever had a roster?
	I would say, yeah.
	When I was 19 to 21 was my little crazy era, and I'd say the biggest roster I probably had would be maybe like five to seven people, but like not sleeping with each of them, just setting up dates and trying to, I don't know, find something fun to do.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	My longest relationship was seven years.
	And then what was the other question?
	Are you current relationship status?
	Oh, I'm single.
	How long have you been single?
	Like a year.
	Seven and a half year relationship?
	Is that the one that ended a year ago?
	No.
	How long was that one?
	The second one?
	Well, the most recent one?
	Like two months, three months.
	Who broke up with who?
	I broke up with him.
	Seven and a half year relationship?
	Who broke up with who?
	He broke up with me.
	Why is that?
	It got toxic, kind of.
	And I had said something to him one night, and he didn't like it, so he broke up with me.
	What did you say that was toxic?
	Or how were you toxic?
	It was something I had said.
	So it was his birthday, and we went to eat, and then he left to the strip club.
	And I was like, I think like 19 at the time.
	So I didn't really know too much about like the strip stripper life and stuff like that.
	So I got mad and I told him when he got back, I'm going to go to the male stripper club and make it rain on a guy with a big thing.
	And he broke up with me.
	Good times.
	Okay.
	Nice.
	Okay.
	Ever had a roster?
	Yeah.
	How big was the roster?
	I think like seven, but I couldn't handle it.
	It's too much.
	And were you like hooking up with them?
	Some of them?
	Two of them, three of them?
	Maybe like two.
	One?
	Maybe like one, really.
	And then you're, but you're some of the guys you were just like, you know, getting dinner with.
	Just texting.
	Texting.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'm single for three years.
	I'm divorced twice.
	My longest relationships have been seven, eight, eight, five, three.
	Two.
	Yeah.
	Ever been married?
	I just said twice to myself.
	Sorry, I'm some shit's going on.
	Yes.
	Married twice.
	Correct.
	Okay.
	Any kids?
	Two.
	Two kids.
	From same guy?
	No.
	Okay, so two fathers?
	Correct.
	Okay.
	Were those the guys you were married to?
	No.
	Okay, so two out-of-wedlock children.
	Correct.
	From two separate fathers, but you weren't married to either of them.
	Correct.
	Okay, let's do a bit of a timeline here.
	Wait, hold on.
	Notes are a little messed up.
	How soon into the relationship with baby daddy number one did you get pregnant?
	We'd been dating for about five years.
	Five years.
	Yeah.
	And then we broke up, and I found out I was pregnant two weeks later after our breakup.
	Nice.
	Good timing.
	Yeah.
	And this is prior to your first marriage.
	Is that correct?
	Correct.
	Okay.
	He was my, basically, he was my first boyfriend and everything.
	How old were you when you had your first kid?
	I was 22.
	22?
	Got it.
	Okay.
	Was he paying you child support?
	No.
	No child support?
	No.
	Was custody 50-50 or you had sole custody?
	I had sole custody.
	Okay.
	Was there any court involvement?
	No.
	No.
	Okay.
	Well, I imagine your child is now in their late 20s?
	He's 33 years old.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	Your second kid, is that also prior to your first marriage?
	No.
	After the first?
	Correct.
	But before the second?
	Correct.
	Okay.
	Let's talk about the first marriage then, just for the timeline's sake.
	How long was your first marriage?
	So my first marriage, we got married, so we met in 97, got married in 99.
	Are you 97?
	Am I 97?
	I was alive in 97.
	Wait, who here?
	Wait, I'm actually kind of curious.
	Who here was born in the 2000s?
	Damn, y'all missed the 90s.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Shit.
	The 80s were good.
	I'm 1998, so I don't really remember.
	Yeah, you can't really claim 90s.
	Anyways, you're 99.
	I'll still claim it.
	I'm 99, too.
	October.
	We're in 1900s.
	All right.
	Sorry, so your first marriage was how long?
	It was approximately eight years.
	Sorry, eight years?
	Well, eight years, I guess eight years in the relationship, and then we got married.
	So let's see, we got married in 99, met in 97, and we basically got a divorce in 2005.
	Felicity, you asked the question for me.
	I need to do some camera testimony.
	Who initiated the divorce?
	Repeat the question, Felicity.
	Who initiated the divorce?
	I did.
	I separated from him and we filed the paperwork.
	So why?
	Well, basically, he was never home.
	So he actually, when I first met him, he was working at a warehouse.
	And when we met, he had a full-time job.
	He got injured.
	He injured his shoulder.
	His rotator cuff tore.
	And he was put on disability.
	So I was pretty much working.
	And at this point, we got married, got through it.
	He was going through vocational rehab.
	He definitely was struggling because they were giving him painkillers and he had to have two surgeries for it.
	So he's in a lot of pain.
	And I think it just kind of Our relationship went downhill because he decided that from that he was getting depressed and he was also a musician and decided that he was going to go touring with this band.
	And I think that he was doing other things with his bandmates, you know, going off to the road and traveling around and going to different gigs and never inviting me.
	And so there was pretty much he would not contact me for two or three days, you know, so I'm at home basically.
	So how long were you guys married?
	It was about six years.
	Did he pay you alimony?
	Yeah.
	We did not file anything like that.
	He was basically I was the one that was making the money at the time.
	And so we just decided to split and go our separate ways.
	Oh, so you were the breadwinner?
	Yes.
	Ah, did he seek alimony?
	No.
	Huh.
	Interesting how that works.
	I wonder if the woman was in the same spot, if she'd be as gracious.
	Your second kid.
	How long were you dating the guy who had your second kid?
	We were eight years.
	Just we never got married.
	Just a relationship.
	Three years into it, I met him and he was 12 years younger than me when I met him.
	And so we got together.
	How old were you and how old was he?
	At the time, 36, and he was 24.
	Okay.
	How did you guys meet?
	So we met at a bar and I think we chatted online.
	That was when online was in the picture at the time.
	Like match.com or something?
	Yeah, like a dating colour.
	Okay, keep it or yeah, dating sites.
	And so, you dated them for eight years.
	How soon into the relationship?
	You said three years in you got pregnant?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	You guys were living together?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Really quick, the first guy who you got pregnant with, you had sole custody, right?
	Yeah.
	Okay, so that kid was with you and then had a new kid.
	Did you have 50-50 custody with the new guy?
	The second father?
	No.
	You had sole custody?
	Yep.
	But for a period of five years, you guys were living together.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	And parenting and all that stuff.
	Does he pay you child support, or did he pay you child support?
	No.
	No child support?
	Okay, wow.
	No courts.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Second marriage, how long was that?
	Second marriage, seven.
	Okay.
	Alimony in either direction?
	No.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'm currently single.
	I've been single for about two years now.
	And the longest relationship and the only real relationship I had was like three months.
	Okay.
	Was it boyfriend, girlfriend?
	Yes.
	Did you say I love you?
	Yes.
	Did he say it?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	You've been single for two years.
	Any guys in the pick?
	Wait, hold on.
	Single for two years.
	Okay, so you were like 14 to 16?
	Or wait, no, sorry, you said three months.
	Yeah.
	So you would have been 16 about when you were dating.
	Yeah, okay.
	All right.
	Single for two years.
	Any guys in the picture at all?
	No.
	Nothing?
	Nope.
	Okay.
	Gotcha.
	How long have you had dreads?
	About a year now.
	Are you, I guess, the statement there?
	Are you like Rastafari?
	Yeah, I wouldn't claim that as a religion, more of a lifestyle.
	Sure.
	And they are like a promise to kind of not follow the societal standards and kind of, you know, pave my own path.
	So.
	Do you have armpit hair?
	I do not.
	I feel like most dread girls have, you know, a little.
	All right.
	All right, cool.
	So, what are the societal standards that you are rejecting?
	Honestly, like depending on our government to take care of us.
	You know, I'm still young, so I'm working on that, but I don't agree with any politics.
	And I just want to be a sovereign being.
	So I think there's a lot of mind control when it comes to our government.
	And yeah, if you want me to specify, I can.
	When you say sovereign, are you a sovereign citizen?
	Spiritually, mentally, yes.
	Spiritually, mentally.
	Do you know what I'm talking about, though?
	The people that are beyond the law.
	Yeah.
	Because they're the agent, the individual, the corporation.
	Yeah, my roommate, she's actually applying for that right now.
	So I know a little bit about it.
	I'm not applying for it.
	Well, not applying, but there's a lot of things you have to do to claim that sovereignty.
	So, yeah.
	Okay.
	Sovereign citizen.
	Does anybody know what that is here at the table?
	Anyone familiar with that?
	Just vaguely, yeah.
	You just are not a United States citizen.
	Do you get rid of your social security number as part of it?
	Well, wouldn't you have to leave the country if that happens?
	No, but you can't leave the country without one.
	I don't think so.
	From what I know, you ditch the security number and they give you a special type of passport or card.
	I'm not 100% sure on that, though, but yes.
	You don't have to pay taxes then or something like that?
	I'm not that far into that culture, but yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'm single.
	Gladly.
	Happily.
	How long have you been single?
	Around two years now.
	Longest relationship?
	Three years.
	Three years.
	Okay.
	Who broke up with who?
	He broke up with me because I was very straightforward since the beginning, told him that I would not have sex with him until marriage.
	And he wanted sex.
	Are you a virgin?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	And you're waiting until marriage?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	You also are asexual.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Do you have to explain that?
	Yeah, sure.
	Give us a brief explanation.
	My explanation.
	So I only came out, came out recently this week, because I knew that on this show and other things, people would ask about it.
	And also my friends have been asking me.
	But basically, for me, I have zero attraction towards anyone.
	I do not get sexually aroused.
	I do not look at someone and be like, oh, they're pretty hot.
	No, I genuinely have zero attraction towards anyone.
	I've never wanted or I don't know how to explain it.
	I never wanted sex.
	I never wanted a relationship.
	I'm here for the long run of, hey, I want to get married and start my bloodline, like keep my bloodline going rather than I want to get married and have sex for other reasons or I want to not get married and just have sex.
	So for you, sex for procreation only.
	Yeah.
	So if you were pregnant, you would not have sex with your spouse?
	No.
	Okay.
	Interesting.
	So you'll have to find somebody who matches you on that level.
	Or I am A-ok with being single my entire life.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Any other asexuals here?
	Any aces?
	Anybody?
	I feel like they sometimes.
	I think I'd like to be because I feel like that's a lot of independence.
	You know, I would be very self-efficient.
	I don't know.
	I'm proud of you.
	You're going to be great.
	No, thank you.
	Okay.
	Rock and roll.
	All right.
	And that I think, okay, we got everybody's relationship status.
	We have a chat coming in here from Vector.
	One moment, please.
	Vector.
	Thank you, man.
	Vector donated $200.
	Chair 9, you have the opportunity to find like-minded individuals that have discarded their reliance on society and create a country without a government.
	Is that you?
	Oh, wait a minute.
	Are whatever anarchy?
	It's not exactly that simple, unfortunately.
	So do you want like homestead?
	What do you want?
	Yeah, definitely.
	Live off the land.
	You know, a lot of Americans give up their right.
	You know, they give up their farming abilities and like to feed their family.
	They give up the right to think for themselves and they work a job.
	Have you ever milked a cow?
	No.
	What about like van life?
	Oh, heck yeah, I'll do van life.
	Kind of doing that right now, kind of.
	A cow is hard.
	It's true.
	Have you ever milked a cat?
	Oh, my God.
	I can milk anything with a teeth.
	That's true.
	It's a meet the parents.
	We have a chat here.
	Selena, you get to read this.
	If you could tell yourself at 17 years old one good piece of advice about dating, what would it be?
	Thank you, Josh, for the message.
	Going around the table, any advice you would give your 17-year-old self about dating?
	I want to say, just like even without the person, you have to be mentally stable just as an individual yourself.
	So that if things do go south literally overnight, because it could happen, you need to be okay.
	I would say communication, like a hundred times.
	That's so important.
	That's something I suck at and need to work on and just know someone's intentions, know what your intentions are.
	And then, yeah, but communication overall, anything.
	Okay.
	I would say just make sure you know who you are already.
	Like you You said like being established and like knowing who you are to your like your own like true self before because people can change people kind of sometimes and you mesh into their world and then you don't and then you don't end up happy because you're just making other people happy rather than yourself when things get bad it only gets worse.
	I would say that you're able to get the life that you want.
	You just got to be more confident and worry less.
	But I'm telling my younger self, so I don't, I'm not speaking for everyone else.
	Yeah, if I was going to talk to my younger self, I would probably say that, you know, you need to not only like yourself, but be strong within yourself so that the people that you end up being around don't change your perspective of yourself.
	And then at the end of the relationship, you know, you don't know who you are anymore.
	I would say don't waste time and stop worrying so much because don't waste so much time on one guy.
	There's so much more than just one guy.
	Well, after learning for about 55 years, well, since I was born, that it stems from I tell my 17-year-old self that if I had it over to do again, I'd have gotten married and had children because it's important to instill values and support in children and family.
	It was really important.
	I didn't have that.
	I had a very dysfunctional family.
	And so unfortunately, that affected me as I got older and it bled out into my life.
	So I would tell myself, go back and do that, start all over again.
	I would say to take things as slow as possible.
	You know, humans are complex beings and it takes a while to truly know somebody, know the layers and the depth to them.
	And, you know, to start building something with somebody, to just really take it slow and see if you want to be with them for real.
	Mine would be either just don't or be very straightforward with people because a lot of people do have ulterior motives and always pay for yourself.
	Okay.
	Speaking of paying, we're going to jump into the questionnaire.
	What would you want the minimum yearly income to be for your future husband?
	Go ahead.
	I don't care.
	Don't care?
	I don't.
	You date a guy who works at McDonald's?
	You know, I really love working and I work hard and I want to find someone who's like-minded.
	Granted, they might work a job really hard that doesn't pay well.
	As long as they're working hard and they're passionate, I don't care what they make.
	What if they're really passionate about flipping burgers at McDonald's?
	They love that shit.
	It would be hard to see someone be passionate about it.
	I don't think I've ever seen it happen.
	So let me know if you find the man, though.
	I know somebody.
	I'll link you guys up.
	All right.
	Well, do you have a sense of you're 23?
	Let's say when you're 30, do you have a sense of how much you think you'll be making?
	I mean, I make enough to support myself very well at the moment.
	Oh, yeah, I saw your TikToks where you.
	What?
	Is that how you found me?
	Mentioned how much the very expensive rent in Los Angeles and you have to wash your dishes in your shower.
	Is that how you found me?
	I think one of your TikToks.
	I was going to say TikToks pops up.
	Yeah, one of my things that I definitely preach is: don't live above your means.
	I am definitely an extreme example, and I live so well below my means because I moved here three months ago, and obviously I had no idea modeling was going to take off as quick as it did.
	So I was locked in a one-year lease at a very cheap place.
	And honestly, I don't think I need anything else.
	I don't mind what I have.
	I like it.
	You can judge it, though.
	No, I mean, hey, it's fine.
	Are you jealous?
	I'm sorry, I'm joking.
	It's a nice spot.
	Maybe I can, once you're gone, I can take it over.
	What about you, Selena?
	At least half a mil.
	Okay, yep, you wrote $500,000 and up.
	What about you?
	I said $300K.
	All right.
	What about you?
	$30,000.
	Into the mic.
	Into the mic.
	$30,050.
	I don't really care.
	You wrote $50,000 to $75,000.
	Oh, yeah.
	$50,000 to $75.
	What about you?
	I wrote $200,000, but I was trying to be modest.
	I really want a billionaire.
	Okay.
	No, it's not a joke.
	It's possible.
	No, we all want that.
	So I like that man.
	But I was trying to, like, I'll take you if you make $200 and you don't cheat.
	And you want to follow every girl.
	Oh, okay.
	Type shit.
	But ideally.
	No, honestly.
	Yeah, no, it doesn't matter.
	It doesn't matter.
	I just want someone who's not content with doing the same job for 10 years.
	I want someone who's like, you know, like always ready for the next thing in life.
	I don't want somebody to be like, you know what?
	Someplace.
	I'm good for the next five years, so I'm staying here.
	No, like you could be good here, but what if there's something better out there?
	You just will never find out because you're good here.
	That's what I don't want.
	So is there a happy medium between 200,000 and a billion?
	Billionaire, I guess.
	Honestly, a billion would make me really happy, so I'm going to stick with that.
	So the question is, what would you want the minimum yearly income to be?
	A billion.
	This is a woman that knows what she wants.
	I mean, I really want to be a billionaire.
	Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
	Just repeat that really quick.
	This is a woman who knows what she wants.
	Now, are you saying this ironically, or do you actually mean that?
	What do you mean?
	She knows what she wants.
	What's wrong with that?
	Manifest your reality in a funny way.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	Do you think it's realistic that she'll get a billionaire?
	Like, do you think it's probable?
	I think if she wants what she wants, she's going to find it.
	Yeah.
	I get that she wants it.
	There's no doubt that she wants it.
	Do you think she'll get it?
	I mean, can we look at her?
	This is a beautiful girl over here.
	Like, I'm sorry.
	But honestly, like, it's really just about, like, I've been dealing for five years, right?
	So it's literally everything you do is a gamble.
	No, it's not just that.
	Everything alive is a gamble.
	So it's like me hitting a man with a billion dollars or me making a billion dollar business myself might seem like a really far away dream or goal.
	But if it wants to happen, it happens like this.
	Just like you could hit a royal flush and you're from $20 you just started, now you have $1.2 million.
	Did you think that would happen?
	Of course you did, but it was a very slight chance that you thought that would happen.
	Now, I'm not saying that I'm going to walk out of here.
	I'm going to be a billionaire.
	I'm going to get married.
	Probably it will never happen.
	But as long as I, I don't know, keep the idea open out there that I'm worthy of something like this.
	And everyone else who wants to say, like, I don't know, what are you saying?
	Are you judging me with your eyes?
	I can see you.
	No judgmental expression.
	I have a question.
	I have a question.
	Then what would you bring to the table for him?
	Well, honestly, that's a really good question.
	But I feel like I've thought about it myself.
	And I've told myself, am I worthy of a man who is a billionaire right now being in the position that I am right now?
	I honestly do not think so.
	I feel like I need to work so much on myself to meet a man who's so self-efficient and doesn't need anyone else.
	And plus, I want him to be loyal.
	That's like asking for too much, right?
	But it's not impossible.
	I really care about building a good reputation for myself, being a good person, calling out my flaws and working towards being better.
	And I feel like a good man will see through that.
	And he doesn't really need me to bring him billions of dollars to the table to accept me as long as he knows that my inside is pure and clean.
	Can I ask you a question?
	Hold on, wait, wait, wait, one sec, one sec.
	Just show of hands here at the table.
	Who here thinks she's going to get a billionaire?
	Like, that's what she wants, right?
	Who here thinks she's going to get a billionaire?
	Just show of hands.
	Raise them high.
	Raise them high.
	Don't, don't, you know, raise them.
	Okay, yes.
	You, I mean, you said she came.
	She wants what she wants.
	I don't see why.
	You don't see why not?
	Yeah, she's like, she, oh, she wants it.
	That's where she looks.
	But why would that matter?
	Yeah, there's a lot of money over here.
	You know, honestly, let me tell you something about Vegas.
	90% is fake rich, and that's why I don't tolerate the city much.
	I don't like fake rich.
	I don't like, oh, look at my money.
	Look at my car.
	Look at how many girls I have at the uh-uh.
	No-oh.
	Because I like a man who's very assertive because I've experienced that before.
	And I haven't met men or sent or done anything to them.
	And they would just send me money, be like, look at your bank account because I cried or something.
	That's a real rich man I respect.
	Other than that, I don't feel like I need to entertain you so you can give me money.
	Like, that's just fake rich.
	Please.
	Okay, so I know you're going to be looking for a rich man, but if a rich man comes to wherever you are and you're going for him, whatever, right?
	He can get anyone else as well.
	You're not going to find a loyal rich man because as much as they are sending you this money, oh, you cried, here's some money.
	At the end of the day, they can do that to anyone else.
	Exactly.
	So there's no loyal rich man.
	The only rich man that is loyal to the rich men who are rich in heart and health.
	I'd rather cry in a Lamborghini than a Honda.
	Bro, look, I'll make it very simple.
	Honestly.
	No girl at this table is marrying a billionaire.
	Point blank, period.
	That depends on the mindset.
	None of us are getting with a millionaire.
	They don't care what they're doing.
	Why are you just hating?
	I don't understand.
	This is coming from Judge.
	One at a time.
	Go ahead.
	State your disagreements.
	That depends on your mindset and how strong your mind is.
	I don't give a fuck about your mindset.
	It ain't fucking happening.
	No woman at this table is getting with a billionaire.
	All right.
	I have a question for you.
	Go ahead.
	Is there any woman on this table who will be a billionaire herself?
	No, none of the women on this table will be a billionaire.
	What if Elon wants to impregnate one of us?
	Then boom, we're going to be able to do it.
	Wow, congrats, your fucking incubator.
	Congrats, your fucking incubator.
	And you're just, first of all, I don't think any of you are getting with Elon Musk anyway.
	Personally, I don't know.
	Brian, you're a hater.
	That's why he said that.
	How's that a hater?
	It's just fucking facts.
	It's facts.
	Like, it's as almost as delusional.
	If I said, you know what?
	Here's what I think I deserve.
	I'm going to manifest this shit.
	There's going to be a time machine and I'm going to be able to go back in time and score like 20-year-old Megan Fox.
	Yeah.
	Sorry.
	That's how delusional it is.
	That's not the same thing.
	That's not the same thing, though.
	It's expensive in a general direction.
	That's not the same thing, though.
	Being a billionaire is possible, and we've witnessed it on so many.
	It's not possible.
	No, it's not.
	How?
	How?
	Fucking Einstein, fucking warm hole.
	No, he tried.
	Hey, the technology is not fucking there yet.
	Trust me.
	He tried, and he had theories about going back in time, but it's not been fairly.
	I want to change the question.
	Who here has like a savings account?
	Show of hands?
	Who here has some money saved up?
	Who here is willing, I'll wager.
	I'm prepared to do some wagers tonight.
	You have to wager we'll sign legally binding contracts.
	If any woman here at this table...
	No, you know what?
	No, it's just her.
	I don't want to ask.
	No, you sound scared.
	You sound scared now.
	We'll have to double the wager, then.
	In my closet.
	So the wager will be whatever your savings is.
	Or how do I want to frame this best?
	I'll just say this.
	You put up your entire life savings because you guys so strongly believe that she's going to marry a billionaire.
	Wait a minute.
	They should strongly believe that.
	Hold on.
	If she does marry a billionaire, I will 3x your life savings.
	So if she does, I'll 3x her life savings.
	Can I say 3x?
	If she doesn't get married to a billionaire, we have to put a time limit.
	Okay, if I marry a billionaire, I'm giving each girl on here $30,000.
	You don't need to take care of them.
	How about that?
	I would like to build a one.
	Yeah, that's great.
	So that's a great way to get out of the wager.
	But if you lose, you have to give me your life savings.
	Oh, wow.
	Oh, yeah.
	So I'll 3x your life savings.
	What are you, Mr. Beast?
	He's insane.
	A little bit of savings.
	He kind of looked like him.
	I'm the Mr. Beast.
	You look like him.
	Yeah, wait.
	You totally do look like Mr. Beast.
	Wait.
	You're his best.
	I'm the biggest Mr. Beast fan you'll ever watch.
	It's not even.
	I will say.
	Yeah, I will say, I have a billionaire.
	I don't know if he's really a billionaire, but I have a billionaire in my DMs right now.
	Well, the keyword is marry.
	And then also, a lot of dudes fucking lie.
	No.
	Let's see what's on undercover billionaire.
	So I don't know what the validity to people actually being on that is.
	Congrats.
	He's in your DMs.
	Congratulations.
	Watch that.
	Then he's not a trafficker either.
	I don't know.
	I'm not sure.
	I don't really care that much.
	I don't know.
	I'm just saying.
	None of y'all are going to marry a billionaire.
	No, I don't.
	I don't think I'm interested in that.
	Does that even be offensive?
	It's not.
	I'm not interested in marrying a billionaire.
	We actually haven't gotten to myself.
	Well, okay, that's what I'm saying.
	I'm interested in being a billionaire being there.
	Thank you.
	What's up?
	We're good.
	Nothing's showing.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Here, continuing on, though.
	Minimum yearly income for your future husband.
	I put $100,000, and that's not because that's what I want them to make.
	That's what I'm offering for a salary.
	You still looking?
	All right, what about you?
	Answer what you wrote here.
	I put $12 million a year.
	12 plus.
	More vampires.
	12 million a year.
	How much do you make, if you don't mind me asking?
	I don't want to disclose that.
	Do you make at least a mill a year?
	I wouldn't answer any questions about money.
	She doesn't make a mill a year.
	Okay, 12 mil a year here.
	Wait, can we ask how much do you make?
	How would that matter?
	I don't know.
	I was just curious though.
	I mean, you can just look it up.
	Oh, wait, can we?
	Okay, no matter.
	Just kidding.
	I mean, chat.
	Can someone comment it?
	Probably.
	Probably more than everybody here, but anyways.
	Wait, now I want to know.
	Yeah.
	I said me, but I don't mind.
	$100,000.
	What about you?
	Shit, I don't care as long as you can milk a cow.
	There you go.
	What about you?
	Dirt poor.
	Dirt.
	That's what I wrote.
	Like, they have to be?
	Doesn't matter.
	Dirt poor.
	Still, like, blind on the side of the road.
	Grimier than a Englishman if he had a nice heart.
	There we go.
	So introduce you to my ex.
	He's like in dirt.
	Bro.
	Okay.
	Dirt poor.
	So 12 million, 100,000.
	That's not too crazy.
	200,000.
	Well, but like I said, that's the salary I'm giving.
	Everyone on theCUBE for me as if I'm the only one who wants a billionaire.
	You want a billionaire too.
	If a girl billionaire comes, if Kylie comes in here.
	She's not a billionaire, is she?
	She is a billionaire.
	Haley Bieber is a billionaire now.
	So if Bailey comes in here, you're going to be like, um, you know.
	Right, but it wouldn't be my bare minimum for dating somebody.
	And honestly, I don't really care about a woman's.
	Well, I mean, it's a question that would be the fact for them either, though, if you look at their relationships.
	I didn't get what you were saying.
	Okay.
	Can you answer the question?
	Hold on one sec here.
	One sec.
	I'll get to it.
	So $500,000 and up for you.
	$300,000 for you.
	$200K, $100K, $12 millier.
	Those are the big numbers.
	I guess my question is, what do you bring to the table?
	We'll start with you.
	Well, you want half a mil.
	Yeah.
	Bare minimum.
	What do you bring to the table?
	Well, I think it's really important in terms of like roles, but if that's the case, obviously I still want to keep my job and do everything.
	But I'd want to like, you know, I'd be like the perfect housewife for sure.
	Like, you know, I want to take care of the kids.
	I want to have that like traditional role.
	I know we discussed that before.
	You know, I'll have like cooking your dinner and lingerie.
	I'll play my part and you need to play your part.
	But I definitely wouldn't want to just like, okay, you're making that much.
	Like, or, you know, I want to be done with my stuff.
	Like, I think like I want to keep working and like, you know, like bettering myself.
	But I also would want to play my role as like a housewife.
	And like, I want the traditional role and have like, you know, babies and stuff.
	And like, that would be my responsibility.
	Why are you laughing?
	Chef Dill Pickles donated $200.
	Thank you, man.
	Einstein never conducted time travel experiments.
	Thank you.
	He was a theoretical physicist.
	You aren't smart enough for a 100,000 air, let alone a billionaire.
	Thank you.
	Okay.
	So, hold on.
	What do you bring to the table?
	I mean, I like all my womanly duties.
	The cooking, cleaning, taking care of, like, whatever is needed taken care of.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Because I feel like it just has to match like equal kind of like, because everybody's like value.
	feel like in a relationship like everybody holds a different value towards that goes towards a relationship so that's like kind of like what about you What do you bring to the table?
	I don't know.
	I'm really tired of hearing that question in particular because I feel like.
	Because you don't bring in.
	No.
	No, because I want to know what do you expect to be brought to the table.
	Why?
	Because loyalty seems like it's not enough.
	Being a respectful woman seems like it's not enough.
	Being in shape seems like it's not enough.
	Having your own job seems like it's not enough.
	Doing OnlyFans seems like it's not enough.
	Not doing OnlyFans.
	No, no, because there are girls who have boyfriend.
	Don't deny that one bit.
	And they do OnlyFans and it's okay, but they still talk shit about other girls who do OnlyFans.
	You're listing OnlyFans like it's a positive.
	I'm listening as if if you do it, you're doomed.
	And if you don't do it, you're doomed also.
	I don't do OnlyFans.
	I've never done it, but it's like I dated guys who would talk badly about girls who do OnlyFans, which is like, okay, you don't like that?
	Cool.
	I don't like it either.
	Let's not keep up with that.
	Let's not follow that.
	Yet, every girl they follow on Instagram or TikTok is an OnlyFans girl.
	And I find that very hypocritical.
	You know, so I just feel like, what do you want?
	Like, I can cook.
	I can do whatever.
	Like, what do you want to be brought to the table?
	I feel like that's the better question.
	Because, I don't know.
	What qualifies me?
	So it's not the guy's duty to have to, like, you should be able to articulate what it is that you bring to the table.
	I'm not, I don't need to provide the answer for you.
	Well, because I honestly don't feel like, I feel like I'm enough.
	Like, I don't know what you need to be brought to the table.
	What do you expect?
	Every girl said a different thing.
	Right now, you didn't seem convinced.
	And I don't think any man on the computer seems convinced either.
	So maybe men should say what they want.
	And then maybe we'll be like, okay, maybe we can bring it.
	Maybe we can't.
	You know, but it's not a guess game anymore.
	Sure.
	So I don't know.
	I bring everything and I bring nothing as well.
	So it's really all up to you.
	Makes sense.
	Okay, 12.
	What do you bring to the table?
	You want 12 million a year.
	You want your man to earn 12 million a year.
	What do you bring to the table?
	Anything he needs me to do.
	Okay.
	Do you do OF?
	I do.
	Okay.
	If he asked you to quit doing that, would you do it?
	If he gave me a salary a month.
	Well, I assume you'd be married to him.
	This would be your future husband.
	So.
	Well, if I'm not sure.
	Oh, it's shared?
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	Still, like, even husbands and wives, like of the bigger status, they give their wives a salary.
	Maybe an allowance, but.
	Oh, yeah, allowance.
	Okay, would you quit doing OF and sex work?
	Why is this not instantaneous, but okay?
	I wouldn't stop.
	I like doing what I do.
	What do you do precisely?
	I do OnlyFans.
	Yeah, but you do boy girl content?
	What do you do on that?
	I just do solo content.
	So you like what?
	Full nudity?
	I don't want to say that.
	No comment.
	So you're dating.
	So most OnlyFans girls make like, I don't know, a couple hundred bucks a month.
	I don't know where you fall on that.
	Just to be clear, so you're married to a guy who makes $12 million a year and you want to continue posting naked photos on the internet?
	Well, finding that.
	So you can make like a couple thousand.
	Let's say you make $10,000 a month.
	Why?
	Why would you continue doing that?
	If I'm married, I'd stop, probably.
	That's totally contradicting your previous statement.
	My bad.
	I switched up.
	My bad.
	But I said if you're married to a guy who makes $12 million a year, you said, no, I would continue doing OF because you like to do it.
	I do like doing it.
	If I was married, I'd stop.
	But a relationship, no.
	Like, outside of marriage.
	So just to be clear, the guy who does make $12 million a year, you're in a relationship with him.
	You won't give it up until you're married.
	You're not going to, I mean, sorry, go ahead.
	Answer that question.
	Yeah, because we're not married.
	Why would I stop something I like doing for someone I'm not married to?
	If you want to.
	Good luck.
	I mean, I'll just say good luck finding the guy who makes $12 million a year who's going to tolerate that his girlfriend is like sexting with dudes on the internet.
	It's going to be a hard sale.
	Don't you think it's?
	Men who make $12 million a year, unless you're dealing with like a really, really old guy who's leveraging his wealth, I'm assuming you want a guy who meets your other criteria, right?
	Maybe he's at least somewhat within an age range that you would find appropriate.
	He's attractive.
	He's a certain height.
	He meets your other criteria.
	Personality.
	That dude is 100% not going to tolerate you posting pictures of your butthole on the internet.
	Your husband won't appreciate it, and your children definitely won't appreciate it.
	So I'm telling you, if you're in a relationship with a guy who makes 12 mil, you got to say goodbye to your OnlyFans if you want that to work out.
	I mean, I don't have to do anything I don't want to do.
	Great.
	And he doesn't have to wife you up, then, I guess.
	That's just your opinion, not his.
	Shit.
	There's not a lot of people who make $12 million a year.
	And these men are typically hyper-successful.
	They have their pick.
	Why would they pick you?
	That's a good question.
	Like a lot of women are really good at thinking about, here's what I want.
	And you have laundry lists, boom, They have to look like this.
	Tattoos, no tattoos.
	Personality, charismatic, funny, tall, ambitious, all these characteristics.
	You can list those.
	But then you got to think, that's great that you want that.
	I get that you want that.
	And I get sometimes these guys might fuck you.
	But you got to think, what does that guy want for a long-term relationship?
	I know you're looking at me crazy.
	Like, you don't believe what I'm saying, but I'm telling you, y'all, women have to think about what does the guy that I want want.
	And if you're not meeting it, if you're not meeting that, you're not going to get the guy that you want.
	You seem to have been making some faces.
	What do you think?
	Well, I don't know.
	I don't think I have any comment here.
	Well, is my position wrong?
	You think it's perfectly reasonable that she can just continue being involved in sex work and there's like high probability that she's going to get a guy who makes $12 million a year.
	Am I just being a Grinch?
	Am I just being a pessimistic hater?
	I don't know.
	You know?
	I might have an opinion.
	I feel like I have met a lot of different men in this world and a lot of different wealthy types of men.
	And the thing about money is that when you get money, you can do whatever you want with it.
	So a lot of the richest men that I know are constantly hanging out at strip clubs and they're partying and they do want to have a girlfriend, but they want to have a girlfriend that's okay with all of that.
	So sometimes having a girlfriend who is a stripper or is in some kind of sex work, it actually is, you know, a pull for them because it's the toxic life that they're already living.
	But I agree 100% with you that if you want the type of rich man who is going to love and respect you, that's going to come with them wanting to find a woman who's a certain type of way as well.
	So you kind of get what you get and you can't get upset.
	Well, I think women's standard of success is not you had a short-term situationship with the guy that you want.
	You hooked up with the guy that you want.
	Your standard of success is being able to secure the guy for long-term commitment.
	Long-term monogamous relationship or the ultimate manifestation, marriage.
	So I get that y'all can fuck the guy that you want.
	There's no dispute there.
	There's no dispute that he might lust after you or keep you around for casual sex, perhaps for days, weeks, months, sometimes even longer.
	But I'm saying that that wouldn't necessarily be your standard of success.
	I think your standard of success is securing the long-term relationship.
	100%.
	I have a couple that they're in their 40s.
	I used to go to swingers parties with them and they had been married since they were in their very young 20s.
	And at the time, she had money and he didn't, and she supported him.
	Now he is CFO of major companies, and he decided five years ago that he wanted to start having swingers parties.
	So she was able to secure the man, the house, the family, but eventually he wanted more.
	So I think that in life too, things can change.
	You can find someone who wants, you think you guys want similar things, and then down the line, you know, life changes because that's what, that's what happens.
	So we really can never know.
	Can I ask you to say that?
	You guys speak into the mic if you're going to speak.
	Can I add something to what she's saying?
	You're totally right.
	But I feel like, man, forget that being in a relationship is actually a choice and it's not just a feeling.
	I feel like in my past relationships, the relationship goes by what we're feeling on today.
	Like you could make a promise and a choice yesterday and today you wake up and you don't feel like sticking to that choice anymore.
	And you're telling me, you know what?
	It's not going to work out.
	That's not what I want anymore.
	And then in a week, you're back.
	I feel like being in a relationship is a choice.
	You choose to be with this person.
	You know, you're not going to like them some days.
	You know they're going to suck.
	They're going to say something icky.
	And, you know, like all that kind of stuff.
	But it's a matter of choice if you want to stick around them or if you're looking for the next option.
	Like it's if they choose to stay with you, they can't change their mind tomorrow.
	She was saying that people change their mind down the line, which is so true.
	But I feel like people need to remember that they made a choice.
	But men don't change their mind when they're in love.
	That's that's one thing.
	If you're going to have a real relationship, love has nothing to do with wealth or any of those things.
	It comes up.
	Let's get off the empty platitudes.
	Let's get back to the actual conversation at hand, which was you want a guy who makes half a mil, $300,000, $200,000, but really a billionaire.
	Whether that's a troll or not, I don't know.
	12 mil a year.
	I think that given that you said you've never done sex work, have you done stripping or anything like that?
	No.
	Sugar baby, escorting?
	No.
	Okay.
	So you're a sex worker, you're a sex worker, you're a sex worker.
	You want a top, so to be in the top 1% is five, I believe it's $500,000 a year and up.
	So you want a 1%er.
	You want a 1%er.
	You want a 1%er.
	You're 300,000.
	So that's 2%, something like that.
	These men have the pick of the litter.
	They're 1% men.
	They have a lot of optionality.
	Unless you go really old, then you can get into a bit more of negotiating territory.
	But because of your involvement with sex work, most wealthy men, because of their optionality, while you might be attractive physically, this is a major issue and deal breaker for men who are long-term minded.
	And I'm not saying it's impossible for women involved in sex work to get boyfriends, get relationships.
	But a lot of guys who are higher status and who are thus going to typically be more attractive to women, why would they pick you?
	No, I definitely agree with that statement.
	And I've like kind of seen it like firsthand.
	Like someone doesn't want to take me as serious.
	But kind of going back off to the conversation you guys were having, something like kind of similar happened.
	I definitely, if I'm with somebody and I'm like really like in love and like Mary just talked about, I will 100% stop.
	And I know everyone's going to say the internet's there forever.
	Like, yes, it's there, but I'm not hiding anything.
	Like, I'm not going to lie and say, no, like, yeah, that's AI, like, whatever.
	Like, yes, that's me.
	Like, that's things that I've done.
	But, I mean, everyone can change.
	And, like I said, I understand that the past is the past and it's there.
	But for me, what's really important is like the present.
	And I think it is going to be hard.
	And that's like a big baggage.
	That is something that comes with a lot of women nowadays.
	So I'm not going to say, like, I'm perfect.
	Like, you got to pick me just because I'm hot.
	But I've definitely had like somebody that I was talking to more serious.
	And it was like a real like relationship that it was kind of going to be.
	They were like, oh, if we're together together, I'm going to need you to stop this, or you're just going to be my little like thing.
	Like, you're just going to be my little fling right now.
	I'm like, unless you stop this.
	And like, obviously, like, we didn't work out, not for that reason.
	But so that kind of like made me like really think and evaluate things.
	Like, wow, okay.
	Like, I actually did like him.
	And there's like other little things that happen.
	But I was like, oh, like, he probably would have taken me more serious if I didn't have to go and make a blue page.
	So that's something that I have been really understanding the consequences.
	And I see them firsthand.
	So.
	Well, you say that there's these consequences.
	And then.
	Benefits and consequences, of course.
	I guess my criticism here is even if you weren't involved in sex work, if one of the women at this table here said, you know, that doesn't do OF said that they want a guy who makes $12 million a year, half a million a year, I would still raise an eyebrow at this.
	You're looking for a very, very small percentage of men.
	And so when you say, this is my bare minimum, I'm saying, well, I mean, these men are out there, but it's the probability is really low.
	And then you start adding in being a sex worker.
	Can I just ask why you would want a man to have that much money?
	What's the reason behind it?
	I mean, I wouldn't even say like half a mil is a lot of money.
	It's 1%.
	That's top one percent.
	I mean, look at the economy we live in today, right?
	Yeah.
	What?
	It's the economy, right?
	Well, I can tell you from a business standpoint, most men don't make that.
	I mean, it's very difficult.
	It's very difficult for them.
	Even you've got all these, you know, white, blue-collar, whatever, even investors.
	I can tell you the millionaires or the wealthy men, they struggle just like anybody else.
	And, you know, yes, they're paying for million-dollar homes, but they're also paying for property taxes and all this.
	And it just doesn't come that easy.
	But I think what men are looking for is the stability they want to see in a woman.
	And I think that if you are in an industry that puts it out there, it's going to be harder for you to find.
	You'd have to quit and actually just maybe get a regular job or something that you love or you're passionate with, you know, and just get out of the industry.
	And then you can present yourself as a quality woman and say, hey, I'm here and I've got to offer stability and I've got this to offer and support.
	And because in a marriage, when you have a man that marries you, they want to marry you because they want you to focus on them.
	I can tell you, men want women to focus on them only.
	They don't want their woman out there even on the internet or social media putting it out there.
	It's gotten so bad where women have done that that men are confused and they don't know, you know, it's that there's so much hookup culture and there's such going on that they don't even value.
	They're starting to lose their minds kind of thing.
	Oh.
	Weren't you divorced twice, though?
	Yeah.
	Can I add something to what you're saying?
	I feel like if girls are doing what they're doing right now, and I'm not defending them, but it's because man allowed it.
	Men allow everything that goes on in the world.
	So if there's a website that people are using, it's because man allowed it.
	If there's a new law, it's because a man allowed it.
	So if men are confused and so lost right now, it's their own doing.
	They allowed this.
	They allowed OnlyFans.
	They allowed all these porn websites.
	They allowed for women to go out there and wear these kind of clothes and speak for themselves just to put us down later.
	So I hear you, but I've been a stable woman and I look unstable because a man doesn't really want a stable woman.
	Only a good man does, not all the men out there.
	And if they're confused, if you're over 25, you shouldn't be confused.
	You have your own brains.
	You can tell what's right and what's wrong.
	And if something you feel like if you're consuming something that's toxic, you can just withdraw.
	It's not like it's heroin or something.
	I mean, even with drugs, people can withdraw.
	So I don't know.
	Like, I will always be a girl's girl.
	Like, I understand man.
	I'm not with whatever is going on in our society and everything, but it's because they allowed it.
	Everything that's going on right now, they allowed it.
	When you say they allowed it, who are you talking about?
	So I'm talking about our grandmothers.
	Like back maybe 67 years ago, they fought for our rights to sit here and speak our minds and wear the clothes that we're wearing and work and do and travel and do everything, right?
	They allowed us to do that because we fought for a better future.
	We didn't fight for an isolated future from man.
	But now we're really just isolated from man.
	We're like, do you think a man 67 years ago would ask a woman, what do you bring to the table?
	No, that was never a question.
	My grandma would be like, what are you talking about?
	Wait, wait, yeah, but 60, 70 years ago, women had low body counts.
	They weren't blasted in tattoos.
	That's my point.
	They weren't sex workers.
	So y'all aren't the same women that you were 70 years ago.
	This is my point because you think we fought to have sex with everyone and just let it out, but this is not what women fought for 80 years ago.
	They fought for the right to go and work.
	They fought for a right to not be beaten at home and never be reported.
	They fought for the rights to raise children to like wear clothes to like speak their mind with their husbands and not get beaten.
	That's what they fought for.
	They didn't fight for, you know what?
	I want a 100 body cam when I want to be 18 and be only fans.
	Nobody knew about that back then.
	Like women didn't fight for this.
	The proliferation of promiscuity and sex work is directly linked to the feminist movement.
	Wait, I have a question.
	Like the sexual revolution, that's directly linked to the feminist movement.
	Okay, so explain to me what you're trying to say.
	Exactly.
	Once women have gotten all this agency, it's confusing to me because on one hand, you say, well, women are liberated, blah, But even today, 2025, you're saying, well, it's men's fault.
	You literally listed it.
	It's men's fault.
	How could it possibly be men's fault when women have agency?
	That's more of a feminist position than you're saying.
	So you think I believe women have accountability and agency.
	If a woman does something, it's not because of the evil patriarchy in men.
	It's because she wants to be a whore.
	If a woman wants to sell butthole pictures on the internet, it's not because some evil man forced her to do it.
	It's not a conspiracy theory.
	Y'all want to make quick money.
	Y'all want to be strumpets.
	Y'all want to do all that shit.
	And it's not because a man made you do it.
	It's because you're an independent boss babe who has been granted the freedom through feminism to make your own shitty decisions.
	You have a very good point, but that's not really what I was talking about.
	I wasn't defending.
	The first thing I said is that I'm not defending these girls.
	So it is a matter of choice.
	If you want to go and show your nipples and butthole to everyone, that is not what I'm talking about.
	But I'm saying that because it was normalized so much.
	Now everyone sees it as normal.
	And then they want to blame women.
	But I feel like the initial, like the initial decision was like it falls within man.
	Like who made internet?
	Who made the website?
	Oh, now we're blaming.
	I don't think it overlooks.
	Everybody has access to the internet, so everybody can make their own decision with what they want to do with it and what they want to put out there.
	Yes, exactly.
	Forever, but everybody has that realization that it's nowadays.
	So we do.
	Nowadays, we do.
	But I'm talking about it's developed.
	Like that's something that's developed over time.
	And now we have access to those kinds of things.
	So we're able to put ourselves out on the internet.
	But that wasn't a right that we fought for 80 years ago, is what I'm saying.
	Just like you said, we developed.
	Like as time goes by, new things come up and we develop new laws.
	But what I'm saying is that our grandmas didn't fight for this.
	So it's like if a man comes and blame women for everything that's going on, I feel like the change really falls within the hands of man, especially in the past 67 years.
	A lot of things had changed.
	But here's the question.
	Actually, we have two chats I need to let through.
	Sorry for the delay on these guys.
	Two chats coming through.
	Jacob Joseph donated $200.
	It's not about what you do, it's about what you don't do that gives you value, i.e., don't do corn.
	Don't get tattoos or piercings or purple hair.
	Don't use substances.
	Try bringing that to the table.
	That's good.
	I got your piercings and tattoos.
	There's another one coming in here in just a moment.
	Jacob, thank you for the TTS, man.
	Really appreciate it.
	Thank you, Pasty.
	Pasty George donated $200.
	Care 5.
	So what you are saying is that women, even though they have the option to keep their legs closed, it is still somehow men's fault that OnlyFans, Gron, etc., exist.
	What BS are you spewing?
	To bring it back to the original conversation, there are multiple women here who said they want a guy who makes $500,000, $300,000, a billion, $12 million a year.
	The women who said that, except for you, are involved in sex work.
	So the question is, you're looking to a man to adhere to a traditional gender role, which is be the provider, right?
	I guess what I'm trying to get at is if women say men should be providers, men should be protectors, what do women uniquely bring to the table?
	I get that you, okay, you're there emotionally, you're loyal.
	I mean, this should sort of essentially go both ways.
	What do women uniquely bring?
	I mean, I think it's the duality.
	Like, the man is providing and protecting.
	The woman is bringing the femininity, the caretaking of the home, you know, raising the children.
	If you're a man, you're looking for a woman.
	You're going to be thinking ahead of time, is this going to be a good wife for my children?
	Yes or no?
	When you're evaluating a girl, right?
	Yeah, you are thinking that, but it seems like women are sort of forsaking their, you mentioned having children.
	Women are overwhelmingly forsaking this duty.
	We have declining birth rates.
	And also, how many men have you slept with?
	How many men have you been on dates with?
	Where's the child that's resulted from that?
	So I don't get this idea of men should provide, men should provide, men should protect.
	It's your position that women should have children.
	Like, that's the duty that they bring.
	But are they doing it?
	No.
	Okay.
	I mean, maybe the married ones.
	Yeah, maybe.
	But there's even an expectation.
	Like, how many first dates have y'all been on?
	Y'all are childless.
	I'm not saying you shouldn't get knocked up the first date you go on.
	That's not what I'm trying to say.
	But it seems like women have sort of given away or don't want to adhere to some of their more traditional gender roles.
	Moving away from the children, though, I would say perhaps one of the more typical ones would be deferring to a man's leadership, being submissive.
	Women have absolutely forsaken being submissive.
	You want 50-50 where it benefits you, but you also want man to still take on his traditional gender roles.
	Provide, protect, take initiative, do all those sort of things in a relationship.
	Do you want to continue?
	I mean, I think you kind of categorize all women there when you said that women don't want to take on the responsibility of motherhood, whatever your exact statement was.
	But I don't think that's fair because there's a lot of women who are remembering their true power and divinity, and they do want to bring happy and healthy children into the world.
	So if you can justify that, let me know.
	I feel like I really like a masculine man, and I more than I probably should let a man that I'm trying to see lead.
	And I will let him lead me until I realize that I shouldn't be letting that man in particular lead me.
	But I naturally want to give that up to a man.
	I want to listen to him.
	I want to be able to turn my brain off and feel guided by him.
	But I still don't expect them to make the same amount of money as me or be a provider.
	I think I'm in a unique position where I don't know how much, I don't know the likelihood that I will find a man who makes more money than I do.
	And so I'm kind of okay with still being led by a man, but being able to provide that kind of monetary.
	Did you still make hope that she super chats?
	Oh, yes, we should do that.
	We'll get right back into the convo.
	Why don't you pull up super chats?
	Guys, so super chats are broken, so we're going to have to do it this like roundabout scuffed way.
	We're just doing like the 100s and up.
	Nobody at the table has the integrity to keep a man at 100K, let alone a billionaire.
	Chair six keyword DMs.
	Oh, DMs, right?
	I see.
	Because she said a billionaire's DMs.
	Nate, thank you so much for the 100.
	And then scroll up to the other one.
	Thank you again, Nate, for the subsequent $100 super chat.
	You ladies have a 100-point list of qualifications.
	What men really want is simple, peaceful, submissive, attentive.
	A woman who's a one can get that.
	The more money the guy has, the more submissive you must be to keep him.
	Thank you, Nate.
	Really appreciate the super chat.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Appreciate it.
	You want me to just keep an eye on that?
	Yeah, just keep an eye out.
	If you guys can do it through streamlabs.com/slash whatever.
	Our super chat feature where we pull it up on screen in the lower third is busted.
	So the bat tattoo is perfect for her as she is batshied to crazy.
	That's what I didn't say that.
	That's what he said.
	Do you want to respond?
	No.
	Okay.
	I don't think you're crazy.
	No, I don't think you're crazy.
	I don't think I'm crazy either.
	I think I'm very just and real.
	And honestly, like what we're talking about right now, like we're talking about billionaires.
	And I don't want to attack you, but you're kind of judging us.
	But I feel like in reality, none of us girls have dated a billionaire.
	Your question was, what do you expect as a minimum?
	So I've told you what I expect.
	I didn't tell you that's what I'm setting my goal to.
	That's the only people I talk to.
	I only get let.
	No, I'm not pretentious.
	I'm not.
	We're not pretending.
	We said this is what we dream of.
	So it's like when men come and attack me or attack her or attack her, talking about would you bring Yoshi this?
	And like, this is all wrong.
	We're not saying that all of you are not worthy or we wouldn't talk to you because obviously the guys that we're surrounded by are guys who make less than 100K and we still keep up with them.
	We still respect them.
	I don't know what we're talking about here, but I feel like we're pretty fair.
	If there's a man who's making $70,000 or $80,000, I have no problem dating him.
	I have no problem following him.
	But it's like, what am I getting?
	What he brings to my table?
	Since you're not bringing a lot of, you're not providing much.
	Are you going to protect me?
	Are you going to make me feel safe next to you?
	Am I going to be able to communicate my feelings without being called crazy or dramatic?
	Are you going to listen to me?
	Like, no, honestly, if you make less than $100K, you should not ask me what I bring to the table.
	I should ask you that while I go along with whatever lifestyle you have.
	If you make over $100K, maybe I'll tolerate you asking what I bring to the table.
	But it doesn't matter how much money you make.
	I bring the same things.
	Like, just like she said, a woman will bring stability.
	And we try to do that.
	We try to do that all the time.
	It's like, if I can't reciprocate, I can't follow.
	So back to what you were saying, as women don't want to submit anymore.
	I feel like that's very wrong because it is in our nature to submit and follow.
	Like you can't change that.
	That's in our DNA.
	We were born to follow and submit to a man or a higher power.
	That's just that that's how we are.
	But if a man, if when a strong woman meets a man that can't really lead, that's when she can't follow through.
	So when you're going to set up a list of rules and you lay it out to me, are you going to follow the rules too?
	Because so far, it seems like all the guys that I date, they make less than 100K, they don't follow through their list.
	But I'm supposed to follow through.
	I'm supposed to be submissive.
	And it's like, okay, I will, but can you lead right?
	Can you be a good leader?
	Can you lead with faith?
	No, you can't.
	So yeah, I guess I'm batshit crazy.
	So I think it's fine for women to have preferences, standards, and boundaries as it relates to what they want.
	So you asked, well, what are the guys bringing to the table?
	I think it's perfectly fair for women, again, to have standards.
	But that's not really the conversation we're having here.
	And also, the question was, what would you want the minimum yearly income to be for your future husband?
	Minimum.
	So I'm a little confused if you're walking back your previous position because you initially said you said 200,000, then you said, well, I want a billionaire.
	Because the question states, what do you want?
	It doesn't state what do you have right now.
	If you want the minimum.
	But that's an expectation, right?
	What do you want?
	Don't you think it's realistic, though, to say the minimum I'm willing to accept is a billion, a billionaire.
	No, that's why I was saying it's like we're answering a question that's hypothetical.
	It's not a real question.
	It's not a guy.
	It is a real question.
	Well, it's hypothetical, is it not?
	At least it's in the future.
	We're not talking about someone that we're dating or seeing right now.
	Right.
	That's correct.
	So what's the question?
	Well, okay, then by this metric, why didn't you say you want to date a trillionaire?
	Well, because I don't know if I've never thought of that number.
	I don't know if a trillion is a real number, honestly.
	It is a real number.
	Yeah.
	I mean, if it's just the maximum you could possibly get, why not just say that?
	Because I've never really thought about the number trillion.
	I only hear it when the government talks about it.
	Like the debt.
	Yes, that's it.
	The only time I hear a trillion.
	So I don't know a trillionaire.
	Do you know a trillionaire?
	No.
	So 12 million a year still.
	Is that still your position?
	You want a guy who makes 12 mil a year?
	Minimum?
	Like in the future?
	You're 25, right?
	Yeah.
	Sure.
	In five years.
	That?
	I mean, that's just like a.
	That's like something I would want and like desire, I guess you could say.
	But the question, here's the entailment of the question.
	Let me see.
	And I'll repeat the question.
	What would you want the minimum yearly income to be for your future husband?
	So the entailment there would be, you would not date somebody who makes less than 12 mil.
	I would.
	Then I would, because I date people.
	Well, I date people now that make less than that.
	Okay.
	Have you ever dated a guy who makes more than 10 million a year?
	No.
	I mean, shit.
	Like a couple mil, but not 10.
	A couple mil.
	Okay.
	Didn't work out with him?
	I just lost interest.
	You lost interest in a guy who makes a couple million a year.
	Okay.
	I have, but he's very old and he's married and it's strictly platonic for some reason.
	And I think it's a good idea.
	So you have a friend?
	A friend who make, who I know is a billionaire because I've seen his bank account and who helps me when I need to without anything.
	It just gives you money?
	Yeah.
	Old, generous, lonely men do be given up.
	Yeah, I guess that's amazing.
	They don't know.
	They usually have some kind of like mental kind of thing going on or, you know.
	It's not even mental.
	He just he's like, I've been through a lot in my life and I don't like to see people struggle, so I like to help them.
	I don't know.
	I mean, if I was rich, I would do that for people too.
	So I.
	Okay.
	We have some chats here that I'm going to pull up.
	Who wants to read this?
	Any woman can get flirty messages.
	Nope, not you.
	Go ahead.
	Sorry, you're too far from me.
	Any woman can get flirty messages, dates, even sex from top-tier guys.
	None of you could make the stable.
	None of you could make the stable for a billionaire to be a kept woman.
	If your money comes from pics and videos, you're not.
	You're not kept.
	You're not kept.
	All right.
	This is below the threshold, but he says he pays more taxes than any of the ladies.
	Okay.
	Nick, pull up the merch really quick.
	Bradley.
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	Thank you guys so much.
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	Pasty, thank you, man.
	Pasty, George donated $200.
	I am a millionaire, and I would never choose any of the women on this panel, let alone any women infected by feminism, especially in the West.
	BTW, I do not own casinos, but have co-ownership of a few.
	Which one has to add the by the way?
	Any final thoughts from anybody on the whole wanting a rich guy thing?
	Do you guys agree?
	I'm just curious.
	I want to do like a temperature check here.
	I know some of your listeners.
	I always want more.
	What's that?
	Motherfucker are always going to want more when they got money.
	Yeah.
	I want a temperature check on the room, though.
	Like, does anybody here disagree with me?
	Like, you think maybe these girls are reasonable?
	Lauren?
	Fair, 12-mil a year.
	Fair, Lauren?
	Fair ask, or what do you think?
	No comment?
	I don't know.
	You're making a couple looks.
	I wasn't sure if you were like disagreeing with me or what.
	So just wanting to get your input.
	I don't know.
	You don't know?
	I don't know.
	I don't think I have a comment here, honestly.
	I mean, you know my stance.
	You already asked me.
	Well, you say you don't care.
	Yeah.
	I still feel that way.
	But earlier.
	Well, it's okay that other people have different, like, different wants.
	They want different things.
	That's okay.
	Right.
	I don't dispute that people can be delusional.
	Like, I don't dispute that people.
	I can't win you.
	I don't dispute that people can want something.
	Like.
	I'm sure you can.
	Yeah, it's conceivable that I want a perfect woman and like all the metrics that men can assess women for perfection.
	That's right.
	But like, I'm a type.
	Yeah, but you'd probably like, whether you would say it out loud or in deep in the recesses of your brain, you'd be like, well, look, Brian, you're like an average-looking dude.
	You're like a bit older.
	You're probably not going to get like that perfect woman.
	You don't think so?
	Oh, my God.
	What do you want me to say?
	Like, listen, if you want your girl, go find her.
	Okay.
	Like, I don't know what you were going to say.
	Am I going to tell you, oh, you should go date an ugly girl?
	I'm not going to tell you that.
	Dude, do you think I could get any woman?
	Can I get any woman?
	Absolutely.
	Is it Mr. Beast over here?
	I don't know.
	By the way, if anybody wants to hire me as a Mr. Beast impersonator, I do birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, and corporate events.
	Maybe.
	Mr. Beast, I love you.
	Jimmy.
	Jimmy, I'm your biggest fan.
	I know.
	I'm kidding.
	Do you want me to link you guys up?
	He's probably getting divorced soon.
	So just because you're not.
	No, no, I doubt it.
	I'm kidding.
	You're terrible for that.
	You're terrible.
	That's getting clips.
	Okay.
	Clip it.
	Clip it and ship it.
	Send it.
	Clip it and ship it.
	But do you think I could get any woman?
	You know, are you single?
	Why would that matter?
	Well, I don't know.
	For the sake of the conversation.
	Sure, let's say I'm single.
	Okay, so you're not.
	So no.
	Yeah, that's what that is.
	For the sake of conversation, let's say I'm single.
	I mean, I don't know.
	I don't know a ton about you, to be honest with you.
	I don't know how you treat a woman.
	I don't know any of you.
	Terribly.
	No, just kidding.
	I'm a gentleman and a scholar.
	Go ahead.
	Assume I'm like a good guy.
	If you're a good guy, I don't see why you can't pull a beautiful woman.
	Any woman.
	Any woman?
	Okay, but this doesn't make sense.
	Because she has to be single, though.
	Okay, but this doesn't make sense to me because it's like you can't just look at one person and be like, okay, he can get every person in the world.
	Eight billion fucking people.
	That's possible.
	You want me to answer that?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay, Brian.
	No, you cannot pull any woman in the world.
	Could I pull like 50%?
	Why the fuck are we changing the numbers, though?
	50%.
	Because that's how determined you are.
	I mean, like, what?
	Like, at this point, you're asking me to put you on a scale of like one to 10.
	Like, sure.
	No, I'm not doing that.
	I think he's brilliant.
	Swear to God, if you do it for me, I'll do it for you.
	Do what?
	Put me on scale of one to 10.
	Okay, we'll do that later.
	We're going to do that later.
	Oh, I was joking.
	No, he's not.
	Oh, shit.
	I should have warned you.
	We'll do that later.
	I didn't watch this one.
	Nick, do you remember how to do the Discord?
	I think Andrew's ready.
	Yeah, give it a shot.
	It's like, you know what?
	I have to step away from a bit.
	Felicity, why don't you ask this one?
	I'll step away momentarily.
	We're going to get Andrew Colin.
	Go ahead.
	Is Andrew the guy?
	Oh my God, he's horrible.
	Hey, Andrew.
	Okay, guys.
	Guys, how tall are you, and what's the minimum height of a man you would date?
	Sorry, are you looking at me?
	Yeah, I am five foot eight.
	It's like an average to tall height.
	I don't really care too much about height personally.
	I've dated guys who are relatively the same height as me or tall guys.
	I literally could get less of a shit.
	Would you date a guy that's shorter than you?
	I don't see why not.
	If he made me feel loved and accepted and everything in between, I don't see why not.
	So a guy that's five foot?
	Yeah, that's shorter than me, isn't it?
	Yeah.
	How tall are you?
	5'5.
	Or 5'5 and a half.
	Okay.
	Would you do 5 foot?
	No.
	Okay.
	Period.
	She knows what she wants already, so I want someone taller than me.
	What about you?
	I'm 5'4.
	And I mean, I don't fully care, but like at least maybe 5'8 so I could wear heels.
	I like to wear heels and I don't want to be like out somewhere and like looking down.
	But I've definitely had a boyfriend that was like way shorter than me.
	So I can do it.
	I want to wear this.
	I want to wear my heels.
	Yeah, I get that.
	Yeah.
	What about you?
	I'm 5'4 and I'd say like 5'8-5'9.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	What about you?
	I'm 5'3 and I say at least 3 inches taller than me.
	I don't care.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I'm 5'4.
	I like tall guys a lot, but as long as he's taller than me, you know?
	About 5'8.
	You said you're 5'4?
	I'm 5'4.
	So the minimum you'd do is 5'8.
	At least.
	But that's still a little too short.
	I guess 5'10.
	Okay.
	I just like to feel tiny.
	I get that.
	Because I feel tall already.
	What about you?
	I'm 5'6 ⁇ , and I have dated guys who are considerably shorter than me, and their attitudes aren't very good.
	So I think that it's a very situational thing, but I would prefer someone who is at least three inches taller than me.
	So like 5'9.
	When you say considerably shorter, how short?
	Like boob height.
	What?
	Yeah.
	That's crazy.
	Wait.
	Oh, actually, I recently went on a date with somebody who was definitely probably boob height.
	That was the last date.
	Wait, how tall did you say you were?
	5'6 and a half.
	So what does that make boob height?
	Like 5'5.
	Okay, like a foot shorter.
	Would you ever date like a small person?
	Like a like a little bit of a current.
	Who's the guy that's in the bathroom who's hung up in the bathroom?
	I don't know.
	I know what you're talking about.
	That's from Game of Thrones.
	The guy from Game of Thrones is short.
	He could get it.
	Yeah, he seems cute.
	Would you marry him?
	I guess it would depend on how he is as a person.
	But yeah, no.
	Like not.
	If he's a great person.
	Yeah, no.
	If like we have great chemistry and it's awesome, like I don't see why height is like an issue.
	You do OF?
	Yeah, I do.
	Have you ever made content with a guy that was way shorter than you?
	I have never made content with anyone before.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, I'm strictly solo content.
	Oh, okay.
	What about you?
	I'm 5'3, and I would date someone that's at least like 5'8, I guess.
	5'8.
	But I have dated guys that were like my height before.
	Okay, what about you?
	I'm about 5'5, and I've dated tall men at least 5'10 or above.
	Okay.
	That's the attraction.
	Next.
	I'm 5'5 and height doesn't really matter for me.
	Just not like drastically shorter, like 5'th, a no-go.
	But yeah.
	Wait, you said you want six foot, right?
	No, I said...
	Into the mic, into the mic.
	Yes, I prefer tall guys, but as long as he's...
	So billionaire and six foot.
	Well, I mean, I just, as long as he's taller than me, but I'm tired of it.
	That's like three dudes.
	You realize that?
	What do you mean?
	That's like three dudes.
	Okay, dude, that's right.
	Whoever didn't go to the middle of the middle.
	These are real.
	The man I want is not real.
	I'm 5'9, 5'10-ish, and I prefer to date either the same height as me or shorter.
	Word.
	All right.
	Hey, Andrew, what's up, man?
	Can you hear us?
	Okay.
	Can you speak for us just to make sure we can hear you?
	Oh, I don't think we have audio.
	Are you maybe muted on your side, Andrew?
	Can you do a thumbs up if you can hear us?
	Okay.
	I'll have to.
	No, I don't think it's redo the call.
	I think it's probably a Discord setting.
	Andrew, sorry for the delay on our end.
	We were trying to get it going, but there were some technical issues.
	Trying to think what that could potentially be here.
	While I'm thinking about that, we have a TTS coming in.
	So let me think.
	Hasty George donated $200.
	Being a millionaire, it is very, very hard to find a true, loyal woman who won't try to marry you to steal your money and assets.
	This is why rich men seek traditional women in other countries.
	Is he a millionaire?
	I doubt it.
	Hasty George.
	Hasty George.
	I think he's quite wealthy.
	I don't know if he's a millionaire.
	He just spent $2,200 to say that.
	I've heard about that.
	Like, certain millionaires and billionaires, they'll date girls from out of the country because I guess their value sets are a lot different than ours.
	Yeah.
	And because their family got money, too.
	Yeah.
	Not necessarily.
	Slow it down.
	Okay, I have a question.
	I don't know if that's.
	Would you rather cross paths with a random man or a random bear on a hike?
	Wait, hold on.
	Before they answer, Felicity, ask if Andrew can try talking.
	Can you talk, Andrew?
	Say something for us, please?
	Yeah, testing, testing, testing.
	Oh, he's here.
	His voice is so deep.
	You really haven't watched any clips from this.
	I may have forgot that.
	The question is.
	You didn't know that?
	I have the sexiest voice on TikTok.
	I mean, that's my hero constantly.
	Sexiest voice on TikTok.
	Okay, do you believe that?
	I'm not joking.
	No, do you believe that, though?
	You're good.
	Do I believe it?
	Yeah, do you believe it?
	I mean, sure, yeah, I believe it.
	You're bringing back, give me another one.
	Delusional.
	Look, look, I have a face for radio.
	Delulu.
	That's what you want me to say, Deluxe.
	I don't have a radio voice.
	So, Andrew, I don't know if you caught the previous convo we were having there.
	I'll just get you quickly caught up to speed.
	I kind of tackled most of it, but I'd love to have you weigh in here at least as a final thought on everything.
	The question was, what would you want the minimum yearly income to be for your future husband?
	Chair two, Selena says $500,000 and up.
	Chair three, $300,000 and up.
	Chair five, $200,000 and up, but she said she prefers a billionaire.
	I mean, why not?
	Why not?
	And then chair seven in the red, $12 million a year as the bare minimum.
	Three of the women, Andrew, three of the women who the 500K, 300,000, 12 mil, they're sex workers.
	So I guess your thoughts there.
	Okay, well, do you mind if I ask just a couple of questions?
	Go ahead.
	To the woman who wants a billionaire, I guess we'll just start over there with you.
	How old are you?
	I'm 27.
	27, okay.
	Gotcha.
	So, and are you a sex worker also?
	No.
	No, not a sex worker.
	Well, I mean, that's a plus, right?
	But you do realize that I think in the United States, there's only like 80 or 90 or 100 billionaires, period.
	Well, honestly, like, I kind of just said a billionaire because I'm obsessed with Batman and he's a billionaire.
	And it's like, you know, like, why not?
	If you're going to ask for something, why not ask for the best?
	But like I said before, nobody has to.
	So you want like an eccentric, you know, weirdo lunatic that goes out at night and begins.
	I do.
	I do.
	If he's over, like if he's into justice and the same things, like I have very strong political opinions.
	I just have very, I have a lot of opinions.
	And if he can get along with it and fight for justice the way I do, then I guess I can get along with him and we can make money together.
	But yeah, like everyone wants a billionaire.
	It's not just me.
	Yeah, I mean, I guess if, you know, people can have fantasies of things that they want, even if they're totally unrealistic.
	I'm not saying they can't.
	But let me ask you a question.
	I think Brian was getting into this earlier.
	Maybe I can dive into it with you.
	What did you say you brought to the table?
	What did I answer him?
	I told him it really depends.
	I can bring everything to the table or I can bring nothing.
	I just reciprocate.
	You can't bring everything.
	How about some specific things?
	Well, like, if we're talking about a billionaire, let's say I really, really have set up my mind to marry a billionaire.
	For me, I feel like I have to go back to school and I've always wanted to be a chemical engineer.
	So maybe I can get a degree in something like that, be work in petroleum, and maybe that way I can meet my billionaire.
	So it's not really impossible to reach that goal.
	It's just that a matter of time.
	You've met him already, right?
	What are you bringing to the table, though, for a billionaire?
	Well, if I have my degree and I have my money, like, what does he want?
	What does he want?
	Well, that's not.
	I'm not doing threesomes, so I'm not bringing that to the table.
	Well, that's the opposite of the question, though.
	Because I really don't know how to answer this question.
	Every girl answers the question almost the same way, talking about stability, because that's what we offer.
	Loyalty, that's what we offer.
	Stay at home and be a good mom.
	That's what we offer.
	Seems like it's not enough.
	So maybe you can answer this question for me because I'm really confused.
	Okay.
	Nobility, interconnected families, an idea of chastity.
	Do you bring chastity to the table?
	Virginity, a whole sort, a sense of virtues.
	Do you bring a sense to the table that no matter what's going on, you're always going to uplift this person?
	You're never going to say a word behind their back to anybody at any time.
	Not only that, but even behind their back, you're only saying good, kind things about them, even if you're upset with them.
	See, those are really good qualities that would move you towards virtues that probably high-status men would want.
	What's so interesting to me, though, is that you don't default to any of those virtues.
	You just kind of do this blank slate theory.
	Whatever you like.
	You ever see that movie Coming to America?
	That was you, right?
	Whatever you like.
	Well, what is it about a billionaire?
	What do you bring to the table?
	Whatever he wants.
	Whatever he likes.
	That's not really how I answered it, though.
	That's not what I said, though.
	I said it really depends.
	If he brings good stuff to the table, then I will bring my good side.
	And if he's bringing bad stuff to the table, then I'm bringing nothing.
	That's really what I said.
	That's what this question is about, though, right?
	It's like, what's that good stuff?
	I feel like I just mentioned them, but it just goes back to really loyalty.
	But it's like, I'm not going to sit here and preach how about how loyal I am because you're not going to believe me.
	None of the guys who are watching are going to believe me, but I know myself.
	There's no reason to disbelieve you about it.
	You've been so far.
	So far, what?
	How have I disbelieved anything you said so far?
	I don't know.
	I just feel like you're changing my words somehow.
	How?
	Like I'm saying something and you asking me the same question or you're saying that like I didn't mention the good qualifications that I thought that any woman could bring to the table.
	No, that's the opposite of what I said.
	So what I said was it's interesting to me when you ask women this question.
	See, I have a theory.
	This theory is that it's not that women don't bring anything to the table.
	It's just that women think they're the table.
	So when you say, what are you bringing to the table?
	They're like, me, because they're the table.
	They think they're the table.
	So they never actually say that they're going to bring anything to the table because they think that you're supposed to set things on top of them, right?
	Hey, I'm in the table.
	You bring everything to me and set it on top of me and then it all becomes mine.
	And that's why I think universally we don't get a lot of great answers from women when we ask them what they bring to the table because it seems like what they always say is nothing.
	They don't say anything.
	I've never actually asked a woman this question and heard the answer that I would love to hear just once.
	What is the answer that you would like to see?
	I bring virtue to the table.
	That's what I would want to hear.
	That's what you want to hear.
	You want to hear a woman tell you that she brings virtue to the table?
	Just one time.
	And would you believe it?
	If she says so, would you believe it?
	You know what?
	I would.
	You want to know why?
	You want to know why I would believe it?
	Because I've asked hundreds of women this question, and I've never heard a single one ever say I would bring a high amount of virtues to the relationship.
	So any woman who actually did say that, I would actually be prone to believer.
	Well, maybe if you met me two years ago, I would have said something like this.
	But right now, I've lost my faith in man, and maybe a new man will restore my faith in them.
	But yeah, I just got tired of answering that question because I feel like I would say loyalty.
	And most of the times I don't like to say when I'm dating someone, my actions are pretty loud.
	So like you get off work, you come home, I immediately have something ready.
	And I set it up in a very like decorative, cute way because I want my man to like get in the shower, shower is ready, food is ready, and movies ready.
	Like that's a that's a simple you just getting off work, right?
	Like clothes will be always folded and clean.
	Like I'm a little OCD person, so I really care about everything being in its place.
	Like I provide all of that, but to me, it seems like that's bare minimum to a billionaire or just a man who's a good man.
	Not just a billionaire.
	Doesn't it seem like like every woman on planet Earth could do those things?
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	There is a thing that most women on planet Earth can't bring to the table.
	See, most all of them can, you know, wash some fucking socks and clean some shirts and do some dishes, right?
	Right.
	That's not outside the realm of possibility for most women, I'd say.
	But it does seem that one thing that most women have trouble bringing to the table is virtues.
	And I never ever hear him talk about that ever.
	Never hear him talk about how they're going to bring lots of virtues and peace to their household and they're going to bring like a high sense of nobility to it.
	Rather, I just kind of hear him say, well, I'll make his fucking lunch and clean his socks as long as he's out there working.
	It's like, well, I don't know.
	That sounds like kind of run of the mill, almost common, right?
	Yeah, it's right.
	And what you say is pretty valid, but I feel like a lot of women, and not just women, us in general, have lost the sense of peace.
	Maybe we don't really know what peace is like anymore.
	So it's not like my first instant thought, you know?
	Of course I want something peaceful, but I just feel like because I haven't received something that peaceful is pretty boring, isn't it?
	No.
	Isn't boring like a guy who just wants to come home and kick his feet up and drink a beer and watch the foosball game with them gargantuans going around that pig skin.
	That's kind of boring, right?
	I was thinking.
	Want that test, that sauce, that spice of life, right?
	Where he comes in and he gets that passion stirring by yelling, and you're all screaming, and you're all fighting.
	Something more into that.
	No, no, and also peaceful and immatural.
	The first thing you didn't say is peace.
	The first thing you say, I bring peace to the home.
	I don't know because that's maybe you've never brought peace to the home.
	I think peace is a two-way street.
	Yeah, like I haven't received peace, so I don't know.
	Like, like I said, whatever the man brings, I would bring to the table.
	So, if you're gonna bring peace, I will multiply it, but I don't know how I'm gonna give you peace if I feel a trouble every day.
	And because I've given peace in past relationships before, and I couldn't feel peace in within, and I couldn't even bring out like the right peace.
	Like, it didn't seem like peace, it was toxic, even though I wanted it to be peace, but I didn't feel peaceful inside.
	So, of course, I want to provide peace, but are you gonna make it?
	It doesn't sound like there's been much peace in any of these relationships then.
	What?
	Well, that's where it's like.
	It sounds like we've had much peace in relationships, yeah.
	But peace is a peace, loyalty, everything else is a two-way street.
	So, I could be loyal and peaceful and respectful and submissive, but what are you gonna do for me?
	So, just because you have money, like, no, it's that's not what we're talking about.
	Oh, you see my point here?
	So, if the case is that the people you're dating aren't bringing you peace, and so you don't reciprocate peace back, it seems like you're attracted to men who aren't very peaceful.
	Are they a bunch of dirty savages?
	Are they running around out there causing all kinds of trouble?
	Are they all tatted up?
	Are they the bad boys?
	Is that what you're going for?
	No, not at all.
	Not at all, not at all.
	Just normal men who claim they want peace, but you know, they probably haven't found peace in within, so they're in search for their peace, and I'm searching for my peace, and we just can't seem to search for our peace together.
	Be Buddhists, then you need to be Buddhists together.
	I would love someone who I can heal with because I feel like I'm very like heal, like, you know, like ourselves.
	Like, what's your favorite color crystal?
	Me?
	Your favorite color crystal.
	What the fuck?
	Me?
	You're asking the wrong thing.
	Yeah, what's your favorite color crystal?
	I guess black.
	Black?
	You like black crystals?
	Yeah, because they like rebuke negativity and bad vibes, I think.
	But I'm not very into crystals, but black is my favorite color when it comes to stuff.
	Okay.
	I was just curious.
	All right.
	So then there was another one, another gal here who said 300,000.
	Can you raise your hand for me?
	I'm sorry.
	Forgive me that I didn't catch your names.
	I wasn't here.
	I'm usually here at the beginning of the show.
	I'm Amy.
	So if I catch up.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Well, it's a pleasure to meet you.
	I'm Andrew.
	So if it's the case that I'm asking you your name, you know, please don't hold that against me.
	I wasn't here at the beginning.
	I usually write them down on my notepad as we're going around.
	But 300,000, who wanted the 300,000 there?
	Okay, so why did you select 300K on that?
	I don't know.
	Honestly, I kind of just put a number down.
	I don't know.
	For me, it's like, okay, for me, it's just obviously like, I guess more so for me.
	Yeah, I wrote down like 300K, but it's also mostly I just want somebody that's stable enough to be able to like be able to take care of themselves already and they don't have to rely like on me or because I've had that in the past where like I've been in a relationship where I was paying for everything and everything like that for him.
	So I guess for me, it's mostly just if they're able to take care of themselves financially, then I would say, I don't know.
	But yeah.
	And do you live in California then?
	No, I'm from South Dakota.
	I just moved to Florida though, like a month ago.
	South Dakota, South Dakota in Florida ain't $300,000 a year to live in middle class, that's for sure.
	Maybe, you know, like maybe Santa Barbara, $300,000 doesn't go very far.
	But South Dakota, it goes pretty far.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So, I mean, that's a pretty high number for, I mean, what do they do in South Dakota?
	Is it mostly roughnecks?
	Is that what you got out there?
	What do you have in South Dakota?
	Mount Rushmore?
	Yeah, Mount Rushmore's there.
	Mount Rushmore.
	Crazy Horse Monument.
	Are you going to find your future husband working at Mount Rushbar?
	You never know.
	I don't think that's a 300K a year job.
	Yeah, no, definitely not.
	But no, I would say, like, yeah, I wrote down 300K, but realistically for me, I feel like it's more so if they're able to be financially stable by themselves.
	I see.
	Okay, so you're just kind of writing a really big number.
	I just wrote down a number because I got here and I was nervous and I didn't know what number to pick.
	So then I just wrote one down.
	That number.
	Okay.
	It was a terrible.
	It was a specific number of multiple millions.
	Which gal was that?
	She's in the bathroom.
	Huh?
	She's in the bathroom.
	She's in the bathroom.
	She is.
	Yeah.
	She knew her turn was coming.
	So decided it was time to flee as quickly as possible.
	I have a question.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So, and then what was the last highest number?
	So we had 300,000, multiple millions, and then we had billions.
	Half a mill.
	Half a million, yeah.
	Who had 500K?
	You.
	You had 500.
	Okay, let's hear it.
	What's the reasoning for 500K?
	I mean, it was kind of like to throw it back on what Courtney said, it was kind of like, I just kind of want someone that's like stable.
	And like I said, this economy is like, you know, it's kind of crazy.
	And I am from the Bay Area, so California.
	And yeah, I just kind of want someone that's able to provide in a sense, but it doesn't mean like, okay, if you make 100K, I'm not going to be with you.
	That's not like the criteria.
	I'm just saying that's like a desire of what I want to feel comfortable.
	Do you like playing games?
	Yes.
	All right, let's play a game.
	So here's the game.
	Okay.
	So we're going to play a game of pretend.
	In this pretend world, you have a son who's about 24 years old, and he's a very successful brain surgeon.
	One of the best in the whole world.
	He would have to be because he makes $500,000 a year.
	Okay.
	And you're sitting down and you're advising him.
	He has a huge dating pool available to him and you happen to be one of the women that is a potential suitor for him.
	Would you advise him to date you?
	At this moment in my life, no.
	But when I'm ready to settle down and everything, definitely, like I said, I'll stop with you.
	Now, hang on, hang on.
	Why would you tell him not to date you?
	I'm just, at this point in my life, that's why I am single.
	I don't think that I'm like ready to be in a relationship.
	When I find the one, definitely I am.
	I mean, if I am with somebody, I might be a good person or anything.
	Inside of this scenario, inside of the game, you're ready for a relationship.
	And that's why you're a potential suitor.
	So would you then advise him to go ahead and date you?
	That you were a good choice for him.
	I mean, if all the boxes are checked, like I'm loyal, I could be a good wife.
	I could be a good mother to his kids.
	Yeah, remember, this guy has, your son has tens of thousands of potential suitors because he makes $500,000 a year.
	And he's got to be one of the best in the world of what he does if he's making that kind of money, right?
	So what is the thing about you that would stand out that would make you tell your daughter or your son, yeah, that's the one?
	Well, like I said, I would give stability.
	I think of everything in the future.
	So if he's like looking for that in the future, you know, like I would say somebody that's going to be there for you, that's going to be there for your kids, that's going to give loyalty, comfort, security, all of that.
	So like I said, if all of those boxes are checked, then yes.
	And I think at that point, like I, if I'm, you know, if we're doing the pretend game and I'm there and I'm ready, then 100%, yeah.
	Okay, gotcha.
	Now, I just want to just want to like point out here, though, for you, that even in this game that we're playing, you can see that there would be like 10,000 other women who would also bring the same exact qualities that you're bringing, who could potentially be much prettier than you are, though some, I'm sure, less pretty, right?
	So, is there anything in particular that would stand out that would make you tell your son, like, that's the girl?
	I just think it really depends, like, per person.
	So, if you can vibe with someone, like, I think, like, despite everything else, like what I like to tell people, I'm goofy, I'm funny.
	I think it's all about how you vibe with someone.
	If you can laugh, if you can, like, genuinely have a good, fun relationship, which is like the number one thing, despite the money, despite the prettiness and all that stuff.
	So, if you're able to have that sense of like being a really good person and just like I said, you're a good person, and there's thousands of other good people.
	Is there a particular quality you can point to that you would tell your son, wow, that really stands out in that girl?
	And that's what you should be going for.
	I would say loyalty and security.
	How would you bring a person who made $500,000 a year security?
	Like knowing you're going to be there.
	And like I said, if you're thinking about in the future terms, just making sure that you guys are, like I said, it's all about the future.
	And if you guys are able to like have that connection and that vibe, then, you know, it is kind of hard in a pretend situation because you don't know maybe he likes me, maybe he could vibe with somebody else.
	So that sense is kind of hard in terms of quality.
	Like everyone looks for something else.
	Someone who makes like 500,000 can look for something.
	Then someone who makes something smaller, they can look for the same thing.
	So I think in terms of like characters, it's kind of hard to like base it off of like one specific thing that you bring that somebody else doesn't.
	That somebody remember earlier, I gave this great answer on, because they're always, the women are always saying, well, what?
	What is it thing?
	What is it thing that Andrew that women should bring to the table?
	Smart guy.
	And I was like, well, how about virtues?
	Like I gave the answer, right?
	And then asks you, potentially you're advising your son, dating a woman like you, what would you bring?
	The answer still wasn't actually virtues.
	I just want to point that out.
	It still wasn't actually virtues.
	Just, you know, kind of the run-of-the-mill answers you would find like loyalty and security.
	Are you saying there's only vague things, right?
	But are you saying there's only one right answer?
	Is what you're trying to say?
	No, I don't think so.
	I just think that it's interesting that that's an answer I almost never hear is like, I'm going to bring virtue, chastity, sense of nobility, an ideal of a virtuous woman, you know?
	Like, I just never hear that.
	And it's always shocking to me that just that women don't think in those terms at all.
	Well, I agree that that's important, but don't you think other characteristics, such as like loyalty?
	Nothing's more important.
	Well, loyalty would be a virtue.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	I also think maybe there's like, I hate to bring it up, maybe like a generational difference and like maybe the way we speak and there might be some disconnect there.
	Is there a word for Generation Z for virtue that I'm unaware of?
	Just definitely not using the word virtue.
	Yeah, I can say, I honestly haven't asked that for that girl.
	Like if someone asked me, like, Gen X or a common word for boomers or a common word for me, millennials, right?
	It wasn't a common word for us either.
	Thing is, is like, if I had to say the thing that I hear from most men when I, and they don't even know how to verbalize it, right?
	When they're saying, here's what I want, a woman.
	They don't even know how to say, I want a virtuous woman.
	But when I reduce what it is they're actually after, that is what they're after.
	They're after a virtuous woman.
	So it's just interesting to me that that's never something I hear on the other end, even if it was just a list of virtues, right?
	Okay.
	Well, you just said she said, what did she say?
	She said loyalty.
	That's a virtue you said.
	Sure, it's a virtue.
	But you'd expect to hear things like, I bring accountability in.
	Okay, but this comes back to the fact that you're saying there's only one right answer.
	There's not one.
	There's not one right answer.
	I just always find it curious that I never hear any talk of anything which is virtuous.
	It's always almost crazy.
	Yeah, right.
	I'm like, you're saying there's only one right answer.
	I'm absolutely.
	I do socks and shirts, and you bring home paycheck.
	It almost always seems transactional.
	Okay, I see what you're saying.
	Yeah, you understand what I mean.
	Yeah, when you say the word virtuous, it's not like on repeat.
	It's making you sound like there's only one way you can answer this question to satisfy.
	Well, there's many, many virtues.
	So if a woman just sat there and just like spouted off tons of virtues themselves, but never said the word virtue, I wouldn't care.
	I wouldn't be like, ha, got you, you never said the word virtues, right?
	But it kind of feels like that.
	I hate to say it.
	Yeah, but that's because none of you said any virtues.
	There's only one that I heard, which is loyalty.
	That's it.
	That's the only virtue I heard anybody say.
	But you've also got to say that.
	Everything else was just purely transactional.
	You guys have also only asked these questions specifically to girls who have stated that they want a man to be making XX amount of money.
	Right, right, right.
	Anyone who picked like a reasonable amount of money, we haven't talked to them at all.
	So that's why I'm kind of like you're generalizing.
	Do you want to know why that is?
	I started with you.
	Me?
	Well, not you specifically, but the women who demanded a higher threshold of income.
	Okay, good.
	So that's a better way to address, okay?
	Yeah.
	No, and I understand, but I think that if we got the perspective from the other women, we would probably see people saying some other things.
	Right, because it's almost like...
	Well, hang on, but they're already showing great virtue.
	They're showing humility.
	Immediately, they're showing one of the greatest virtues of all, humility.
	And so that's why you don't start with them.
	You don't need to, because it's the women who say, I want a fucking billionaire.
	Where you go, well, holy shit.
	It sounds to me like you must be either extraordinarily virtuous or bringing something amazing to the table if you want a man who makes one billion or has one billion dollars, so much of the world's wealth in his pocket, and he's going to choose you, right?
	But the women who say, on the other hand, you know, a guy who just makes a standard living, I'm okay with, that already shows humility, doesn't it?
	Can I ask you a question?
	Sure.
	How much would you like your wife to be making?
	I don't care.
	It's completely unimportant to me.
	And most of our relationships, she's made nothing.
	Yeah.
	And right now, now, though, she's a best-selling author.
	And guess what?
	I take all of her money and spend it on myself because I think it's hilarious.
	And it's like a bad thing.
	I call it Andrew Wilson's evil revenge.
	It's revenge theory.
	It works like this.
	I took care of you for years and years and years.
	And now that you're making those big author bucks, I'm buying all those guns that I always wanted.
	Wait, is he fucking gaslighting?
	I'm like, actually, no, I think he's being serious.
	Are you for real?
	I promise that that's true.
	For serious.
	Oh, god damn it.
	Fucking Christ.
	No, I want to be able to have a husband who I can fund his little projects.
	And, you know, I'm not even giving all my mouth to my husband, though.
	I mean, it's the same way.
	Like, when women ask their rich husband or their husband to buy them things, what if he just wants to have a bunch of people?
	What's all this asking?
	No, no, no.
	Maybe it's different, but like I wouldn't.
	That shit's mine.
	Buy to the gun store.
	I don't give shit.
	The drugstore.
	I'm sorry.
	What the fuck?
	I made my own money off my own quote.
	This is not true, best-selling book, I would keep the profit because she worked for that.
	But, like, I'm sure they've been married for a certain amount of time.
	Can I put you in a little bit?
	I'm so lost.
	Can I put you in a little thing here?
	Say, I'm a man, we're dating, and I just made a best-selling book and I just got a bunch of this money.
	Would you take that money and go buy yourself a bag or something?
	Or I feel like I shouldn't ask you this.
	I feel like I should have done this.
	I'm the right person for that.
	I'm sorry.
	I wouldn't buy a bag, period.
	Yeah, I don't need that shit.
	Judgment.
	Misjudgment.
	Do y'all sell my apartment?
	Do you feel entitled to his money?
	Do you feel entitled to your husband's money?
	Oh, no, I do not.
	No, I make my own money.
	Okay, so yeah, we support ourselves whenever we combine it.
	I don't know.
	I mean, I guess you said, were you entirely supporting your wife for a period?
	Oh, for most of our marriage, I was.
	Oh, okay.
	That would be fair.
	I mean, okay, I can't.
	Even if I wasn't.
	That would be fair.
	I would still feel totally entitled in taking all of her money at any time that I felt like I needed to take her money.
	But would you let her do the same?
	Because you see, we became one flesh, right?
	Yeah.
	One person.
	Okay, but would you let her do the same?
	Are you going to tell her no?
	There is nothing that is mine that is not hers and vice versa.
	Okay.
	So if she takes a 20, you're going to take a 20, is what I'm hearing.
	They're married.
	No.
	I'm sure that.
	That would be transactional.
	Well, I'm just saying.
	If it's like it's you're doing her a solid, she's going to do a solid.
	I'm sure they've been in a long enough marriage too where, you know, she trusts that he's not a gambling addict.
	And you, I'm sure, trust that your wife is not a gambling addict.
	And if you guys were gambling addicts together, you'd lose your money together.
	But she trusts him enough to know he's not going to, you know, take the whole bag and burn it.
	But I'm lost.
	So are you taking all of her money?
	No, they share.
	They're married.
	Like, are you just like, they have a shared thinking, Carrie?
	Yeah.
	I promise I take it.
	Here we take her paycheck every single time on her boat royalties.
	And man, it's a lot.
	And I spend all of it on guns.
	And how does she feel about this?
	Spend it on guns and what is it?
	Moment?
	She's giving me it.
	She wants to see him when I bring them home.
	She's like, what's the difference?
	Yeah, she's happy about this.
	She gets protected.
	What does she buy?
	I'm curious.
	What's her hobby?
	I don't know.
	I think she does her nails and shit.
	I don't even know.
	It's cute.
	I like how he doesn't know.
	Period.
	Period.
	Guys, I have a damage.
	I don't pay attention.
	It's like video games.
	She's like, oh, he was playing the new Final Fantasy and got to level 36.
	She doesn't give a shit.
	If you have the right woman, she will.
	You can't tell me what your wife does as a hobby or something.
	Does what as a hobby?
	Like, what does she, like, what's her hobby?
	Like, what does she like to go out and do?
	You can't tell me that.
	I just told you.
	She does her nails and shit like that.
	That's her hobby?
	Shit like that.
	I have a question.
	Sounds very listening to Andrew.
	Which is not a bad thing.
	The 12 million a year girl is there in the red.
	One, two.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Okay, so back to this.
	So 12 million a year.
	That's what you want out of your significant other?
	Mike.
	Oh, sorry.
	That's some, like, I guess, yeah.
	But I know that's not realistic.
	Like.
	And why do you want it?
	Why would you put that down if it's not realistic for you?
	Live in your Dolulu.
	They always say, like, when you're dying.
	Wait, who said live in your Dolulu?
	Who said that?
	Okay, that's pretty funny.
	All right.
	Go ahead.
	Well, when I've watched a lot of podcasts on millionaires and billionaires, and when they talk about it, they say how they got to where they are is by being delusional.
	So that's kind of like.
	They definitely don't talk about how they got there by being delusional.
	Yes, they do.
	Maybe they got there by having big dreams.
	That's not delusional.
	I mean, it's believing in themselves when nobody else would.
	Just like Brian said, none of us could have a millionaire.
	He doesn't believe in us, but that's where the delusion comes in.
	You know, you got to have that confidence.
	Well, I think all of you could have a millionaire in a conventional sense.
	The conventional sense being if you marry a janitor and he's smart with 401k and IRA and pays off his house in 30 years, by the time you guys are in your 60s, you could very easily be married to a guy who has technically is a millionaire, at least with assets included.
	So I don't think that that's impossible for most people.
	It's probably impossible in your 20s or 30s.
	That's probably not going to happen.
	I mean, I feel like we really set the limitations with our mind, you know, how far we can go in this world.
	Is it wish it, want it, do it?
	Pretty much.
	We create our reality every single day.
	Every single thing that we do.
	Did you watch The Secret one day?
	Man, I watched.
	What happened?
	Did you watch it?
	I read that shit.
	I read that shit in 10 other books alongside it.
	Do you think you know?
	So how do you know about it, Andrew?
	Have you read it?
	I'll give you the highlights of The Secret, right?
	It starts like this.
	I'm going to tell you the secret that every multi-millionaire knows, every billionaire knows.
	All of your corporate overlords know this.
	And they've been hiding it from you your entire life.
	And the reason they've been hiding it from you is because once you know the secret, you yourself will be able to actualize the same reality that they've been able to actualize.
	And here's the thing.
	I just want to be completely straight with you.
	That's all a crock of fucking shit, and you've been hacked.
	And the guys who came up with those books and courses, they made a lot of fucking money.
	They did.
	The people who read those books, they sure haven't made any money.
	The people who wrote them.
	They did pretty well.
	Now, have you read The Game of Life and How to Play It?
	I have not.
	You should.
	Then you'll really understand.
	It teaches you how to, like, the game of life and everything.
	And have you learned from this book, The Game of Life, and put it to the test and have won it life?
	I have.
	I've tested it.
	Okay, so how are you winning at life based on the game?
	No, it's not the winning of life.
	It's the game of life.
	Yeah, well, I'm assuming that you can win the game, right?
	I mean, yeah, it's your game.
	This is like a game.
	So have you won the game?
	We're living in a video game, basically.
	It's like a movie.
	This whole world.
	Does it give you the colour?
	You're on a screen.
	Is it up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right?
	ABA, start, select?
	Is that you just put in the cheat codes and away you go?
	I mean, I'm talking to you through a screen.
	It's like a movie.
	Right?
	This is actually longer than a movie.
	Well, like a TV.
	It's like a phone call with video.
	Well, like a Zoom portal, Andrew.
	It's more like a phone call, but then video also.
	It's more like that than a movie.
	Movies have like narratives and plots and scripts and actors and things.
	Just like life, though, right?
	No, I don't think so.
	But every life has a narrative to do.
	Life has a script?
	I mean, I have a friend who told me that if you just think when you go out that everyone that you don't know is an NPC, it makes life a lot easier.
	It doesn't.
	It really doesn't.
	It's a matter of, I feel like also, though, like caring what other people think too, though, like how far you're willing to take yourself and what you're willing to do with your own life.
	Because you're saying like it's a movie, but there's nobody narrating anything or like telling you what to do with your life.
	At the end of the day, it's your choice and what you choose to do with it.
	No, I didn't say that, though.
	I know it's myself making choices.
	Besides that, in a video game, you get to restart the level, don't you?
	You can restart your life at any time you want.
	What if you lose your life?
	Can you restart it?
	I think so.
	Because you sure can in a video game.
	Reincarnation.
	Yeah, I believe in reincarnation.
	All the way.
	I don't think life's like a video game.
	I don't think it's like a movie.
	So can we talk a little bit more about how manifestation is quote-unquote woo-woo or bullshit?
	Because I don't know.
	Go ahead.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So here, I'll give you my best argument against manifestation, right?
	So let's assume for a second it's real, right?
	Why do you want to enslave people?
	What does enslaving have to do with manifestation?
	Well, you see, if you wanted to manifest something that you really wanted, let's say, like let's just take a bicycle, for instance.
	You wanted to manifest a brand new, spanky, you know, shiny, brand new bike, and it's delivered right to your house in a nice little box.
	That's an example given in The Secret, in fact.
	Let's say you wanted a bike, right?
	This is what you did.
	Well, someone's got to build the bike, right?
	Someone's got to put it together.
	They've got to get the parts, the raw parts.
	They've got to get every little reflector and assemble all of that, all the chains, all the everything, all that manpower that goes in getting that bike delivered to you.
	But how do you know that bike was supposed to go to you?
	Right?
	You manifested it with your mind, man.
	All those people and all their labor and all their work was all moving towards delivering this product that you manifested with your mind.
	Guess what?
	In a slightly different way than they normally would to make sure you got that bike.
	Well, guess what?
	That's not slavery.
	I think, well, I don't think that's slavery.
	I think that's the divine.
	You're Christian, yeah?
	I don't know.
	I think that's the divine essence of life, that everything is perfectly coinciding with itself.
	You know, that's the law of harmony.
	Everything is imperfect.
	There is no law of harmony.
	Perfect harmony from your vibration.
	Yeah, from your vibration.
	Yeah.
	So whatever, we're energetic beings.
	Can you manifest that somebody love you?
	Yeah.
	So can I, can I share with you my theory on manifestation?
	So, so life is like, yeah, yeah.
	You better be ready.
	So.
	So life is a compass, right?
	And now most people think, like you, most people think that I want to manifest this nice shiny car.
	All right.
	Let me try to think about it, whatever, dream about it, right?
	No, we manifest every single thing that we do in this earth is a manifestation.
	And so the way I look at it is it's a compass, right?
	So from the moment you wake up in the morning, from the moment you go to sleep, you're walking in a direction on this compass, right?
	Now, whichever direction you're walking, that's going to manifest.
	That's the law of attraction, right?
	So if you live as if you want to be with a billionaire, right?
	You're going to live how a billionaire's wife would live.
	You know, you're going to do all the things, the gym, the Pilates, whatever.
	And therefore, that's going to allow your compass to shift in the direction of a millionaire.
	You're going to the millionaire gyms, the Erewhon, Whole Fuz, whatever, right?
	Like wherever they shop for groceries.
	I don't know.
	I'm not from here, but you're walking forward towards this manifestation and it's attracting to you.
	So wait a second.
	So you're saying that when I was 15 and wanted to get a truck, so I got a job at a McDonald's, that I was actually manifesting a truck because that's what I wanted, right?
	Did you get the truck?
	I did get the truck.
	Yeah, I mean, that's.
	So I manifested.
	So, wow, I didn't know that manifestation was just insert, get a fucking job and work, right?
	I didn't realize that you had any intention.
	Hey, son, you got to get a fucking job if you want to buy a truck.
	Well, that's the funny part about it, Andrew.
	It's so simple.
	It's so simple.
	People make it so complicated, but it's really so simple.
	At the end of the day, manifestation.
	So if you want to manifest stuff, like money.
	Hang on.
	So did you get this right?
	If I want to manifest something like, let's say, money, I should get a fucking job.
	Yeah, hell yeah, dude.
	You should get a job.
	You should wake up early.
	You should be ready to go.
	And you should be ready to be the best worker.
	And then you're going to get the money that you want.
	And it's that simple.
	You know, I manifested to be on this podcast list.
	So then, instead of just calling this, I don't know, common sense, like if you want money, get job.
	Why do you call it manifestation?
	Why all the woo-woo and crystals and magic rate?
	Well, I don't know how you equated crystals to manifestation, but anyway.
	You can manifest a crystal if you want to.
	Yeah, you could.
	You could.
	Well, the reason I stated this way is because we are energetic beings on this earth.
	So we are emitting a frequency at a certain vibration.
	Whether if you're doing drugs and partying, you're at a certain vibration different to somebody else who's taking care of themselves, right?
	So whichever vibration you're putting into the universe, you're going to get right back.
	And that's why it's so important.
	I mean, manifestation is just a term for it.
	There's a million ways to explain it.
	How about praying?
	We can talk about praying because you're a Christian.
	I see a lot of similarities there.
	Planning.
	I said praying.
	No, no, no, but I know.
	But before we get into praying, why wouldn't you just describe what you're talking about as planning, long-term planning?
	I think it's because when you need to manifest something, you need to be not only planning, but acting with it.
	You need to be moving as if you are.
	Planning is a thought.
	I think plans are worthless if you don't try to follow the plan.
	I mean, most people, they make plans and they don't follow through.
	A follow is what comes after.
	Yeah, it's about the action with it.
	So you can make a plan and not follow through, but it's still a plan, yes or no.
	Yeah, sure.
	I think that you're just talking about what your grandparents would have called common sense.
	They're like, well, son, what you should do is get yourself a nice planner and plan out your next year and get yourself a job and save yourself some money.
	And you're like, and also, let's add additional steps like hugging trees, vibrations.
	All right, wait, Andrew.
	Wait, Andrew, but it just seems to be saying the same extension.
	Wait, We're forgetting to talk about the fact, all right, you can plan for your dream life.
	Now let's talk about all the things that you're not doing to get that, right?
	Okay.
	Because you didn't mention that.
	So you can plan to get a truck.
	What about the day you wake up and feel like shit and you don't want to go to work, but you know you have bills to pay and you know you have savings that you have to work.
	You want that truck.
	Right.
	So you mean obligations?
	I mean, are you obligated if it's something that you want?
	Well, you have obligations to things other than yourself, right?
	Right.
	Okay.
	And isn't that a much more powerful motivator?
	Like, if you have kids, you have obligations to your kids.
	You have a family, you have obligations to your families.
	Like, these are more powerful motivators than I just selfishly want thing X. Powerful motivators towards what exactly?
	Towards whatever the, towards achieving whatever the goal is.
	Yeah, you kind of have me lost here.
	I think that's.
	Okay, so like, would you be more likely to get up and go to work if you had three kids at home or if you didn't?
	Yeah, for sure.
	I mean, either way.
	Sounds like obligation is a much more powerful motivational device than I just want thing X. What does it have to do with manifestation?
	Well, because when she was talking about long-term planning, right, I was asking her about how if it's grandpa's advice in planning, the idea here is, she said, what about staying at home?
	And I was like, well, you know, people have obligations, and that's why they don't stay at home, right?
	They have obligations to more than just themselves.
	It has really nothing to do with manifestation as much as it has to do with necessity and obligation to the people around you.
	That makes sense.
	I think that a lot of, I think we're talking a lot about like how people can positively manifest things and people being like, oh, I'm going to manifest my billionaire husband.
	But I think we forget that a lot of people, a lot of people manifest negativity in their lives.
	Thank you.
	And how, you know, you can manifest yourself into homelessness or you can manifest yourself into, you can manifest, if you think you want to manifest money, you can manifest all the money in the world, but you could be the most depressed person.
	You know, you get what you ask for.
	And I think sometimes, like when I was six years old, I was really, really great at manifesting.
	And every single day I would get out of the shower and I would rub soap on my chest and ask God for boobs.
	And now I've manifested a giant chest.
	She's living proof, y'all.
	She's living proof.
	Wait, how old were you?
	From six to nine, I'm not.
	I'm glad the universe was able to deliver the chest of your choice to you.
	And, you know, it's been a blessing, but it's also been a curse from the age of the world.
	I would have thought that the universe would have better things to do than worry about whether or not you're a triple D or not.
	But it turns out I was incorrect.
	Triple D. God is upon his cloud wondering about whether or not he should up the breast size of a six-year-old who wants a real bad.
	Very strange to me.
	But that's what she wants.
	I think you're being too cynical.
	Because no, when you pray, God's not going to call it logic and common sense.
	I don't.
	So where's the logic and common sense in praying to Sky Daddy?
	Let me know.
	Where's the common sense of praying to Earth Daddy?
	What is the common sense of prayer?
	What do you mean?
	You didn't answer my question.
	You just the one that is.
	You got to go hug a tree or anything.
	Yeah, it's all one.
	But Andrew, you didn't answer my question.
	So what makes praying more significant or better or more righteous than manifestation?
	It's pretty much the same thing.
	Well, you see, I believe that there's a divine creator of the entire universe who actually put me here through his grace.
	And so when I pray, I just pray in affirmations of being thankful that I'm here.
	I don't ask for shit.
	Nothing ever.
	I just say thank you.
	That's it.
	That's all.
	I just live gratefully that I exist, that some being somewhere was good and graceful enough to allow me a shot on this planet.
	That's enough for me.
	So you've never prayed for a loved one's health?
	I have.
	I have prayed for a loved one's health.
	That's true.
	But even that I do in affirmations.
	But I'll say things like in your wisdom, your time, in your grace.
	These are decisions which are not mine, but they're yours.
	Yeah.
	The opposite, in fact, of manifestation, trying not to control for the outcome.
	Because I give everything completely over to the divine rather than trying to control the divine.
	And that's the distinction between your manifestation.
	Guess what, Andrew?
	My prayer.
	Hey, I don't think I control the divine.
	I think I am the divine.
	I think I'm the bridge from the divine to the earth.
	Wait, wait a second.
	Andrew, I don't think I control the divine.
	I think I am the divine.
	So you don't, how could you not control the divine if you're the divine?
	Because I just embody it.
	I just embody it.
	I just embody it.
	Yes.
	That makes sense.
	Didn't your Bible, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't it say that God gave domain over the earth to humans?
	Yes or no?
	Dominion.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Okay, whatever.
	So he did, though, yeah?
	I mean, not the same shit, but okay, we'll grant that it's the same shit.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So we're responsible for this plane of existence, right?
	Well, kind of, but who gave it to us?
	The same ocean that we come from.
	We're all waves in the ocean.
	You're quoting the Bible.
	You're quoting the Bible.
	Okay.
	Who gave it?
	From our view, who gave it to us?
	From your view?
	Who?
	From the view of the Christian, who gave it to us?
	The Christian God gave it to you.
	God.
	So who are we thanking for all of this?
	God.
	No, I'm not.
	I'm not thanking for any of that.
	Hey, me.
	Yeah.
	Hey, I'm not saying that.
	You are thanking yourself because you're the divine.
	I'm not saying that God isn't real, but I said it before you didn't.
	Of course, I'm talking to one right now, right?
	You are.
	You are.
	Yeah, you're the divine.
	You are.
	But I'm a wave in the ocean of divinity.
	You know, I may not be the God that created this whole universe and this earth, but I'm a piece of it.
	I'm a fractal of the whole.
	And so is so are all.
	Yeah, I agree.
	So it's just Gnosticism and monism.
	If you want to label it, I guess so.
	I mean, I'm going back to like this 2,000-year-old, easily debunked heresy of Gnosticism, where it's like, we're all in a God's dream, man.
	Like, I'm in a dream, and you're in a dream, and we're all waiting to wake up, man.
	And then when we wake up, we'll find our divine selves, and then we'll be able to reincarnate back as whatever we want and have the dream again.
	This is old.
	50%, old, old.
	50% of that I agree with, actually.
	Yeah, I know.
	I know you do.
	I know the views inside and out of all of the heretics.
	And the thing is, is that this is why I enjoy logic so much because it's so easy to debunk each one of those views.
	Oh, wait.
	While keeping my own intact, because, and that's what's great about logic.
	I always tell people, you know, it's really funny.
	A lot of Christians come to Christ through, I don't know, like a divine experience or things like that.
	I never did.
	I came through it through logic.
	I came to Christianity through logic first.
	I have a question on the manifestation thing.
	Then we do need to.
	I was ahead step away, so we have some chats coming through.
	You're the manifester person?
	Sure.
	Okay.
	Do you believe in free will?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	So, could I manifest dating you?
	It depends.
	Like, it depends how committed.
	Now, see, that's the thing.
	Like, it really depends because you can have a thought like you want to, but you have to actually live that.
	So that's really up to you.
	I'm living it.
	No, you're not.
	Clearly not.
	What do you mean?
	I'm living it.
	What do you mean, clearly not?
	I'm manifesting that shit right now.
	I love that.
	So where is it?
	Where is it?
	Ring.
	Where's the fucking ring cake?
	Yo.
	You've got 12 of them.
	No way.
	Getting that out of the way.
	All right, boom.
	Proposed ring.
	You didn't ask me.
	Proposed is boom.
	Ring.
	Married.
	He might be single.
	I wonder why he can't pull all 8 billion women in the world.
	I've hated the proposal like that.
	Well, I think that's a good point because you just brought it up.
	just heard it what if he is with someone and she's i mean it goes both ways for the manifestation So if you're manifesting someone and they're actually married or whatever, then you're pulling them away.
	That takes away power.
	Yeah.
	That's dark.
	Yeah.
	You don't do manifestation without being aware of it.
	Well, hold on.
	I just manifested.
	Are you my girlfriend?
	You did not manifest.
	Okay, I shouldn't.
	You did a bad job.
	I didn't even need to do this shit.
	What are you talking about?
	I have a fucking ring on him.
	You're more a manifestation than I guess.
	No, like a disagreement.
	No, I'm not.
	Okay, because you didn't, manifested.
	You didn't play the part, Brian.
	You were not playing the part.
	What makes you the arbiter of what manifestation is thorough enough?
	How are you?
	The reality speaks for itself.
	I don't have to say anything.
	That's the most retarded shit I've ever heard.
	This is how it's so fucking retarded.
	This is Brian.
	You're arguing right now with a god.
	She's the divine.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, Ryan.
	Thank you.
	But Andrew, by her logic, am I not also a god?
	You are.
	That's what everyone needs to understand.
	We need to wake up.
	Where did you grow up?
	This girl talks like she's black or something.
	What the fuck?
	Where did you grow up?
	Yo, that's crazy.
	I didn't.
	The just how you said that was also.
	It's okay.
	I do that shit too.
	Right?
	Do you feel she's fucking culturally appropriating?
	Can I just say Mr. Beast would never say this?
	Honestly, I don't have a judgment.
	I feel like everybody can say they won't rather.
	Mr. Beast would hire a...
	Wait, actually, hold on.
	I got to be careful.
	Mr. Beast would hire a private investigator on your ass is what he would do.
	Mr. Beast at one point had under his employ a Chris.
	And there were some disputes over.
	Chris and people.
	None of my employees have ever had.
	Hold on.
	I don't want to.
	Is it alleged?
	Like one of his employees was DMing.
	Somebody understood.
	Okay, whatever.
	Apparently.
	So I think I have a couple points up on Mr. Beast on that one.
	So somebody on his team had way too high of T, Brian.
	Is that what you're saying?
	Too high a T?
	Very high T. Very high T. Anyways, whatever.
	I mean, he has a thousand.
	But I don't get it.
	Why?
	So I manifested.
	Like, you don't feel it?
	You're not feeling the...
	No.
	I think there's a misconception about what, like, about manifestation.
	You can't just.
	I don't believe that you can manifest physical things into reality.
	You manifested your boobs.
	Yes.
	But listen.
	Listen, I just manifested boobs.
	I didn't get to pick the size of boobs that I manifested.
	So the universe is going to, like you say, I want C pluses.
	And they're like, nope, you get a D plus.
	That's how it works throughout.
	I'm a 34-0, okay?
	I'm nowhere close to a D plus plus.
	Whatever the size is, right?
	You can't pick the size.
	and you can only pick if they increase or decrease?
	What I'm trying, can I just say?
	Wait, wait, hold on.
	One thing, one thing.
	Andrew, also, don't you think the age range of this is a bit suspect?
	Like, you said six to nine.
	Yeah, probably six to nine, yeah.
	And I think it's worth it.
	Why?
	Yes, I didn't.
	Are six to nine-year-olds really viewing themselves in that paradigm?
	Like self-serving.
	I was exposed to pornography at a very young age.
	That's a yikes.
	Yeah, no, 100%.
	But the point I was trying to get at more so is like in manifesting people.
	You can't manifest a specific partner, but you can manifest the kind of partner you want.
	Yeah, I'm lost on that because are we not going to acknowledge the fact that that's like a science thing?
	Like, I'm just going to say that.
	No, yeah, like, I think that there's a CIA document on manifestation that has been released and the power of it.
	I can tell you about it, right?
	So there was many CIA documents released from experiments that they did all the way back to the Cold War.
	But guess what they found out?
	It's all bullshit and doesn't work.
	And they found out psychics, all bullshit doesn't work.
	Soviet Union spent millions and millions of dollars on it, so did the United States.
	The Soviet Union wasn't going to have psychics if we didn't have psychics.
	Screw that.
	They sunk millions of dollars into these programs, even programs like Project Stargate, right?
	Not kidding.
	They sunk tons and tons and tons of money into various psychic manifestation programs.
	And they found out when they did a military internal audit that these Basically, they were excuses for them to send tons and tons of black money to black money projects while saying they were going to psychics while these guys were basically hanging out in barracks smoking cigarettes and doing nothing because it's all bullshit.
	They're already smoking cigarettes and doing nothing.
	So you told us that it was bullshit.
	Now you didn't explain how they figured this conclusion.
	They ran tests, or they would do okay.
	So what tests can you do?
	And they would have spy planes, which would go and then they'd have a person inside the room.
	I did the fucking going like you didn't embody my boyfriend, so you didn't.
	Drawing out what the spy plane was seeing.
	And guess what?
	Whatever he drew, not what the spy plane was seeing.
	So like all this, all the psychic stuff, all nonsense.
	I'll say.
	Look, I did manifest.
	I did manifest.
	Before even the show, I was manifesting a non-deodorant-wearing, hippie, dreadlock girl who speaks with a what's the term?
	Who speaks with a vaguely accent?
	No, there's a more African-American vernacular, A-A-V.
	What is it?
	Chat.
	It's like African-American vernacular A-A-V-L or some shit.
	I don't know.
	It's okay.
	Yo, so why are you coming for me?
	You said that you talk like that sometimes too, right?
	I mean, you've been.
	Can we run it back?
	Because you did say that.
	English is a second language.
	I did say it.
	English is my second language.
	And actually, technically, I'm African-American.
	Oh, wow.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Because my dad was born in North Africa and my mom was born in America.
	So technically, I'm African-American.
	Thank you.
	Appreciate that.
	But I will say, like, out of my life, I feel like I've manifested the majority of my life by putting, you know, thinking it, wanting it, putting myself there.
	And half the time, you know, there's positives to it.
	But more than not, I've manifested things negatively into my life.
	And I think that that's something people have to accept: when you wish something into your life, you don't know how that's going to end up turning out.
	I do have to move it off of manifestation.
	We need to get caught up on chats.
	Let me see here.
	We have Pasty George.
	I apologize.
	You sent these in.
	I had to step away.
	Pasty George is the top contributor.
	They're coming in now, Pasty.
	Sorry for the delay.
	Pasty George donated $200.
	Welcome back, Andrew Wilson.
	Let's pull up super chats.
	Yo, Pasty, thank you so much, man.
	Pull up super chats.
	Are these the super five?
	Okay.
	Nate, thank you for the super chat chair five.
	You can't have a stable conversation, let alone create a stable home.
	Okay, thank you for that, Nate.
	Scroll up.
	Zeus, the women do not value virtue.
	Hold on, we'll have to come back to it.
	Pasty George donated $200.
	Please give them a good, big, long, hard reality check, Andrew LOL.
	I'm already manifest it.
	Pasty George, thank you very much.
	Appreciate it.
	We have, here, I'm just going to let these all come through.
	One sec.
	Damn, Pasty George.
	I apologize, Pasty.
	I was away from the computer and was not able to catch these.
	We have a string.
	Pasty George, don't hate me.
	Damn, we love Pasty George.
	George donated $200.
	Only a brain-damaged millionaire, billionaire, or even trillionaire would ever consider these kinds of women on the panel.
	But plenty of average mid-men are available and looking in the world's lol.
	Good times.
	Good times.
	Thank you, Pasty George.
	There's a couple more coming in.
	Guys, if you want to get the message in, read as 100 TTS200.
	That's streamlabs.com/slash whatever.
	Thank you, Pasty.
	Hasty George donated $200.
	You're popular.
	Chair 5: Many women like you always choose men who are digits, bad boys, etc., who don't settle and leave for another woman.
	And then you complain about men being evil and other BS.
	Are you my ex?
	Is that you watching?
	That is your ex.
	Yeah, because you sound like it.
	Can you see your chair?
	Sure.
	Thank you, Pasty George.
	Appreciate it.
	I believe we have two more coming.
	Oh, it's all hands.
	Hasty George donated $200.
	Chair 7: I got my millions via a large settlement and then invested in co-ownership with a few casinos in Canada.
	How is that delusional?
	Are you scuffed in the head?
	Chair 7 in red?
	Is that for her?
	Okay.
	Do you want to respond?
	I mean, how did, like, what was his mindset getting there?
	Like, what was he thinking about?
	Hustling.
	He was hustling.
	Hasty George donated $200.
	Chair 9: a bike doesn't just appear out of thin air and poof, you got a bike.
	No, it still had to be built by someone, and someone had to pay for it.
	Manifestation, delusional bullshit.
	It's true.
	You don't understand the depth of how far it goes, how every single thing that we're experiencing on this market vibration.
	I want to just take a hard stance on this manifestation bullshit after Pasty George.
	Hasty George donated $200.
	Thank you, man.
	Chair 9: I can manifest gold in one hand and then take a shit in the other.
	Which one is going to get filled first?
	Personally, I think the gold is going to take longer to.
	Did you believe in alchemy?
	I'm not too well versed in that.
	The conversion of base metal into gold?
	Uh, I don't know enough to speak anyway.
	Anyways, whatever.
	So, here's my stance on manifestation.
	I'll do it super quick.
	I think it devalues actual hard workers.
	So, those people who have achieved things not through luck or happenstance or through, you know, some right time.
	You know, it devalues significantly those people who have achieved, who have earned things, whether material or otherwise, not through thoughts, good vibes, energy, but through their own determination, through their own hard work, through blood, sweat, and tears.
	And I hate this manifestation bullshit because I know, and this isn't just a gender thing.
	There are plenty of women who do hard work and they achieve things and had nothing to do with good vibes and frequencies and energy or this shit.
	And many men who have also achieved great things.
	And it devalues it by saying that this same level of success or achievement can be achieved by manifestation.
	All right, here, I have an example for you.
	So, two people can work in the same corporation.
	I did.
	I listened to a bit.
	So, two people can work in the same corporate job, right?
	Now, one of them may take a manager position.
	Why is that?
	They're both working the same position, right?
	Now, one of them may get a promotion.
	Hopefully, if it's like a corporation that's not like retarded and DEI, because of merit, because of based on skill, right?
	So, if two people were trying to manifest this one position, what's the difference between the two?
	Why is only one of them, why is one of them gonna rise above?
	It's because, like you said, merit, one of them has merit.
	Now, that's part of manifestation.
	When you want something, you have to live as if you have it, you have to be living as a manager.
	You're telling me you don't believe in manifestation, then you're telling me the rules of how it works.
	Work in business, it's by basically skill and experience, right?
	But it takes the determination from the human being to get this determination to get the skill, right?
	So what if I wanted to be a knight?
	Would I just live like a knight lives?
	Yeah, dude, there's probably communities out there for you.
	So would a king be able to knight me then?
	Probably.
	Shit.
	Oh, a king would?
	So I would just be able to do that.
	I think you can pay for it.
	I am Sir Andrew of Wilsonia, and I acted as though I was Sir Andrew of Wilsonia and wore armor as Andrew of Wilsonia should.
	Where one day, if I manifest hard enough, a king, an actual king, is going to ride his noble steed and knight me.
	So let me ask you, can you truly truly answer the question?
	Okay, okay, go ahead.
	Yes.
	Kat, thank you for the 15.
	Go ahead.
	Yes or no?
	No.
	And let me explain why.
	Because to truly be living like a knight, you need to be in a society of others who are in the same timeline, which you are not.
	Why can't I just manifest?
	You can pay to be.
	You can't manifest hard enough that everybody brings the system, for God's sake, right?
	It's not about how hard you're manifesting.
	It's about the action behind it.
	That's what I'm saying.
	You can't manifest the knight experience if you don't live around other knights, around kings.
	You know, how does that make it?
	Interesting.
	So, man, can I pray to God?
	Can I pray to God to be the next queen of England?
	So to get this right, manifestation can actually only operate within the confines of what is even possible in the social society that you're in.
	The social society in which you're in, you're talking about things like long-term planning, right?
	You know, saving money, things like this.
	What is manifestation actually bringing to the table?
	What does living like a manager look like?
	What does that even mean?
	Doing your research, taking initiatives.
	Let me ask first.
	Let me ask first.
	If you took 8,000 different managers, they're all going to be living different lives, very different lives with very different skill sets and brings very different skills to managing.
	You could never even give me a subset of skills in which living like a manager even would fit.
	Like, you couldn't even do it.
	You could live like that.
	Do it.
	AI could, I don't have my phone.
	You got to Google?
	No, I said AI.
	I said AI could do it.
	But there's definitely, if you wake up every day with the idea that you want to be a manager and you're studying and you're working hard and you're coming to work early, showing up, you're going above and beyond, you're preaching to the current management that you want this position.
	You know, you're going above and beyond what a normal average worker would be doing.
	And that's what I'm saying.
	If you live it, you're going to attract it.
	Yeah, see, now, a person, other successful managers would give you the exact opposite advice, though, wouldn't they?
	They would say things like, if you become the person that can be counted on, right, then you're just going to get a lot more work dumped in your lap.
	And upper management actually gets there by being very cutthroat, very devious, and using a lot of subterfuge in the ways that they operate in the business world.
	They might give you an exact opposite way in which to behave to act like a manager.
	So how do you even know what you're manifesting here?
	Well, that's Brian laughed at me earlier, but the reality says it all.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Look, look, you can manifest to be a manager, but you can also be manifesting bad things, right?
	Like going to bed late and shit like that.
	That's going to deter your manifestation from happening.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Do you understand that that's post hoc rationalization?
	It's like saying, because you are a manager, right?
	You must have manifested being a manager.
	It's unfalsifiable.
	But the thing is so funny about it is like it makes no sense because there's tons of different ways to behave like a manager, tons of different ways to act in a process to become a manager.
	Everything from really hard work to devious subterfuge to backstabbing to conniving to all sorts of different things that I've seen in the workforce.
	And so have all of you.
	If you've all had a job, you've probably seen the exact type of stuff I'm talking about.
	So which type of management lifestyle should I be living?
	Should I be living the conniving, backstabbing lifestyle, which gets me what I want?
	That works to get to management, or should I be the hard-working work mule that they can all count on?
	Because that could get you to management, too.
	There's no right way, in other words, to live like a manager.
	I agree with that.
	Yeah, there's no one way to do it.
	I mean, there's plenty of ways to do it, but it's about putting it to practice instead of just saying it.
	I don't think putting what into practice.
	Okay, so nobody's saying that your manifestations don't require hard work.
	And basically, like what you say, planning for the future.
	I think it's kind of like with religion, how you can call it God, or you can call it the universe, or you can call it Jah.
	You know, it's just a different way of saying, you know, it's a different interpretation of how people want to get there.
	But, you know, besides me manifesting giant boobs, you know, if you want to manifest a work position, it's just setting yourself up to figure out how it is you're going to get there, you know, and but believing that you can do it.
	Because if you don't believe in yourself, there's a very low likelihood you'll be able to make anything in life happen, whether or not you're manifesting or just working hard towards it.
	Or there's people who just don't really think very much about it at all.
	It's not a lack of confidence, but just no overage of confidence.
	Sometimes people just get lucky for no apparently good reason.
	It's not a problem.
	Sometimes little blockheads get rich, and sometimes really smart people stay poor.
	And it has nothing to do with them manifesting.
	Generally, it just has to do with accountability.
	Ultimately, what I've seen is the best success metric is two things: your intelligence and your ability to take accountability.
	That's how you grow as a person.
	Yeah.
	Like, oh, I made a mistake.
	I'm not going to do that again.
	I agree with you.
	Now, this manifestation thing always seems like, oops, I made a mistake.
	I must have been manifesting the wrong thing.
	Can I say something on manifestation?
	What you were saying, when you manifest something, you're like wanting it and you're striving towards it.
	Wouldn't it technically be the same thing as praying, but you wait, but you don't.
	So praying would be you get what you need.
	Jesus gives you what you need.
	Manifestation would be you're asking for what you want.
	And that's what you're going to get.
	I guess it just depends on how you're doing it because I can ask the universe to put me in places where I can meet the people who are going to bring me to the next level in my life.
	When I manifest, I do it very broadly.
	I'm not asking for specific things.
	Per se, can I manifest love from someone that I've never met?
	Say like a celebrity?
	I wouldn't manifest from a specific person.
	When I've manifested love into my life, I've manifested not only finding, but being the partner that it is that I'm looking for.
	Someone who I can, you know, provide stability and love to, who will provide that back.
	Someone who can be a friend to me.
	Someone who, you know, when we are in hard times, we can build together.
	But I would never manifest a specific person because you don't know that person is right for you and you can't force them to be the right thing for you.
	What I'm asking is, would you say that manifestation, the definition of it, would rather be hard work and planning rather than from thin air or something?
	If you're an atheist, then it's probably hard work and planning.
	If you are a religious person, it's probably praying.
	If you are a spiritual person, then you might call it manifestation, you know?
	But I think that those are synonyms, basically.
	Yeah.
	But why call it manifestation if it just makes you happy?
	Some people, it just makes me happy.
	If you're already on the hippie-dippy, you know, kind of wavelength, then you want to say something like that.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Hold the crystal in the air and I'll manifest it.
	I got to move things on from this manifestation bullshit.
	I said that last time.
	I'm going to adjust the seating here a little bit.
	So can I have, you know what?
	Let me have you three just scoot down one seat.
	Yeah.
	Where do you want me to go?
	Just one over, each of you.
	And then Felicity, you're just going to take.
	I'm trying to think.
	Do I actually put Felicity next to me?
	Like, it's so actually dead right now.
	Sorry, one sec, guys.
	We're playing musical chairs here.
	Hold on.
	While I'm doing that, we have ATTS coming through.
	Desert Judge donated $200.
	K9 is only manifesting retardation of the self.
	Let's just send everybody down on the page.
	Send everybody down.
	One, two, three, four, five, six.
	I don't know.
	I would say I'm pretty knowledgeable on certain things.
	Not fully retarded.
	Desert George, thank you.
	Appreciate it.
	Kat, thank you for the gifted memberships again.
	We have a couple reads that we're going to do.
	Felicity, I'm going to have you read them, okay?
	Oh, that was my thighs.
	Felicity, A, I can smell it now.
	Oh, shit, that's so bad.
	That was my thighs.
	That's happened before.
	Crazy, crazy.
	Andrew, Andrew, if you were here, you would be going out for a smoke break right now.
	Oh, my God.
	All right, we have Josh Brooks.
	My wife, what happened?
	Oh, a fart.
	No, I sat down and it made a fart sound with my thigh.
	All right, I gotta ask.
	I gotta ask it: most embarrassing dating or carnal knowledge stories for either party.
	What's something that really stuck with you?
	Okay, who we can't have everybody do it, so we'll like do top three.
	Whoever raises their hand first gets to share.
	Or crazy dating story.
	Yeah, I'll go first.
	I'll make it super short.
	Okay, so this was in June or July or something of 2020.
	It was the BLM riots, and I was like dating this girl.
	And I didn't post a black square, and then she broke up with me.
	Because I didn't post a black square on Instagram.
	No.
	Yeah, I know, right?
	Seriously.
	Yeah, don't date whoopee.
	I don't date whoopies.
	Okay.
	Yeah, go ahead.
	I was dating.
	I had went to the DR and I was there for like, I think like two days already.
	And this guy I met, I was hanging out with him.
	Four days later, he got my name tatted and then he got my face tatted.
	Yikes.
	That is definitely embarrassing.
	I'm not even with him.
	Yeah.
	How soon after meeting him?
	Four days.
	He got face and name tattooed.
	Yeah.
	He got my name right here.
	And then his face, well, it's a picture of us.
	And it's on his shooter.
	I have pictures on this.
	That's kind of scary, not gonna lie.
	Were you scared?
	I thought it was weird, but I was like, oh, that's cool.
	No one's ever done that before.
	I think I have a good one.
	I went out on a date with a guy who reached out to me through Instagram DMs.
	He was from Colorado.
	He came into town and he picked me up in his friend's car and he like honked his friend's horn and it was an air horn.
	And I used to date the guy who owned the air horn company and it was his car.
	And I was like, oh, you know Matt.
	And he's like, what?
	And then the whole date was about how I had dated this other friend.
	Yeah.
	Love that for you.
	Okay.
	Anybody else have like a story or anything?
	Kind of.
	Too many.
	Hold on.
	Hasty George donated $200.
	Damn, Felicity.
	How long were you holding it?
	It wasn't a far, I swear to God.
	It was not.
	It was $200 just to say that.
	Maybe it was the cushion.
	No, it was just like air.
	I sat down really fast.
	It was my thighs, I swear.
	Why aren't you defending me?
	Whatever.
	I don't know.
	He said we need to get views up somehow.
	We have Jay Nico here.
	Could you read this one, Felicity?
	Andrew, when you asked last, when I asked you last week when you would be on whatever next, you could have just said next episode.
	The grift continues.
	All you women better listen to this man's wisdom.
	Just to be fair, this was kind of a spontaneous sort of impromptu thing here.
	Great to have Andrew on the show.
	I think we'll have him in person soon, it sounds like.
	So that's something to look forward to.
	But yeah, Andrew, this was just like kind of super last minute.
	We have Jean here.
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, wow.
	Well, okay, all right.
	Fuck it, whatever.
	We read the hate comments too.
	Andrew should honestly take over this show.
	Fan of the show, but Brian is a shit host.
	Not funny, interesting, or intelligent at all.
	Horrible speaker.
	Sounds like an idiot.
	Acts like a love.
	Get better.
	A little bitch.
	It changed.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Thank you for the $100.
	Appreciate it, brother.
	If you want to send another one, you can talk some more shit.
	Appreciate it.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Let's see.
	I think this TTS came through.
	Did this one come through?
	Chair nine?
	Pasty George.
	Did this one already come through?
	Chair nine, many indigenous people, myself included, believe in a great spirit and that it is in everyone and everything.
	We practice our traditions and culture in thanks, but never ask for anything.
	Yeah, that's beautiful.
	Gorgeous.
	And he's gone.
	Thank you, Pasteur George.
	Appreciate it.
	A chair nine?
	So that would, we have to rearrange like who that was maybe meant for or something.
	I think we know.
	We know who it was meant for.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	Super chats, Nick.
	Super chats.
	Felicity, you're going to read these the hundreds and ups.
	Again, guys, streamlabs.com slash whatever.
	Our super chat functionality is scuffed.
	Go ahead.
	Read Zeus.
	Okay.
	The women do not value virtue that much is obvious.
	Please ask each person to pronounce the word woman and then the plural version of the word.
	We could do that super quick.
	What?
	I don't know.
	Women is plural.
	Woman is a woman and women is a plural.
	Is it women or woman?
	I thought woman is singular and women is women.
	I'm assuming.
	Pull it up.
	Can the girls on the panel say by what metric are men of value supposed to measure women's worth or value as a potential wife?
	Do they understand that their own subjective and self-serving, overly inflated opinions of themselves don't carry any weight?
	Have we talked about our opinions of ourselves yet?
	Or is he just insinuating based off of our, you know, the way we carry ourselves?
	No, no, no, no.
	He's giving a reference back to when we're asking some of the panelists, what do you bring to the table?
	Yeah.
	The idea there would be an idea of self-worth.
	But he's asking specifically from the man's perspective, which is what the point of the question is from the man's perspective, what would you be bringing to the table, not from your perspective?
	That's what he's saying, essentially.
	Okay.
	Again, I didn't get to answer that question, so.
	You have more, Nick?
	Yeah, let's pull it.
	After years of hearing absurd, I want my man to make answers.
	It's clear most women don't want real provision.
	They want men to make $300,000 plus to spend it and take photos of the tangibles on IG.
	It seems a decent house/slash car and health insurance isn't enough.
	Again, that was like, what, four people's point of views, but there were, there's a good amount of us who don't need a man who has over $300,000 on this panel, at least today.
	Next.
	That's it.
	Okay, cool.
	All caught up.
	Guys, if you can, because our super chat functionality is not working, I mean, you can send in the super chat, but we have to pull it up in this roundabout way.
	Streamlabs.com slash whatever if you want to get a message in.
	100 is read.
	TTS is 200.
	So.
	Chair one, chair one.
	You've got the worst resting bitch face ever.
	It's like the worst resting bitch face I've ever seen.
	You gotta like perk up a little bit.
	Just like a little smile.
	Do I need to apologize for the way I look?
	Like, I don't, what do you want me to say?
	It's just terrible.
	It's terrible.
	Like, just the, you know?
	I sit here with my, like, what do you want me to do?
	Apologize?
	I don't know.
	You don't like.
	I mean, you can.
	What?
	I'm just saying, if I don't like the way I look, Daddy and Dorothy's.
	You're like this.
	You're like, whoa.
	Do I need to apologize for the way I look?
	Is all I'm asking?
	What?
	Well, you want me to just apologize for the way I look?
	Like, I'm lost.
	Oh, I mean, it could be the camera.
	It could be the camshaft.
	It could be the angle.
	So now you want to give me some slack.
	Okay.
	I'm going to bought you some slack.
	Okay.
	All right.
	That was good.
	Did we do the bear?
	No.
	No.
	The bear?
	Really quick, we won't linger on it long.
	Would you rather cross paths with a random man or a random bear on the hike?
	I think I said bear.
	A man.
	Bear.
	I answered a line.
	Into the mic.
	Into the mic, please.
	I answered a lion or a tiger.
	Wow, that's great.
	Thank you for being a good faith participant in this podcast.
	I would pick a man.
	A man.
	Definitely a man.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Hello?
	Probably.
	Are they like random, random?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Or a man?
	Okay.
	I like the way that question is worded because it's a little bit different than like, you know, it's on a hike.
	Of course, I'm going to see men on a hike, you know, versus if I'm camping in the woods, like somewhere desolate.
	And would I rather see a bear or a man?
	Maybe the bear that way.
	Okay, so it was you who picked bear and you picked bear.
	And I think that was it, right?
	Okay, really quick, why'd you pick bear?
	Why don't you pick man?
	I guess like it lacks any context.
	So I'm like, are we like in a public park?
	Like are we like, are there any other people around or anything?
	I wouldn't mind seeing a random man, but I'm thinking like if I'm alone in the forest, I would rather see a bear because I know what to do when I see a bear.
	You can like prep for that.
	If you say random man, he might have the craziest intentions or a weapon.
	Is he things like that?
	Right?
	Yeah, I mean, so I guess the way I would frame it is it's on a hike, so it's not out of bounds that you would run into somebody, but perhaps this is like not a super populated hiking trail.
	So there are gaps.
	I mean, it's not baked into the question.
	It's kind of just whatever your sense of what a hike is.
	But it would be, for example, well, here's the scenario that I'll give.
	There is an expectation that you will cross paths with people, but you're not frequently, there's not like a bunch of people around.
	So you could encounter a person, whether a man or woman, like, and there's no other people around.
	I mean, but you're, it's not odd that you are encountering them, if that makes sense.
	I mean, fuck, I want to say bear just because you know what to do when you see a random bear.
	Tell us what to do.
	You like, don't you, like, just stand still and try to pretend like it's not there or you have bear spray?
	No, no.
	So for a bear, you would need one extra person with you.
	You do have a bear.
	Someone on your shoulders.
	I'm not a bear expert.
	I don't want to be able to intimidate them.
	I don't go on hikes.
	Can I say this?
	Why'd you pick there?
	You just never know somebody's intentions or why they're out there.
	You never know.
	Everybody's such a stranger.
	Okay, sure.
	Is there some concern that the guy could murder you or SA?
	Yeah, that is like scary.
	Okay, what percentage of men do you think would do this?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	But there's some risk assessment you're doing there where it's like, okay, I think this percentage.
	Well, it's a random answer.
	You're thinking there's this percentage, X percentage of men are murderers or they're going to try to do something to me, inappropriate, whatever.
	What percentage is that?
	Like in your head?
	I don't fucking know.
	Holy shit.
	This is such a crazy ass question.
	I'd say less than like 1%.
	I mean, there's maybe like less than like a 5% chance that he could be dangerous.
	Because I'm just saying, like, a guy who's in that situation where he's like in the forest, I'm like alone, off path, like you got to wonder, like, it's a little bit higher because it's not like he's just walking on the sidewalk.
	This is an odd place for you.
	I'm going to.
	Sure.
	So you say the percentage is low, though.
	Yeah.
	I'm going to sort of pivot this a little bit.
	So a couple weeks ago, Uber had this new feature released where women can choose to not match with male drivers or female drivers can choose to not pick up male fares.
	Do you guys think this is like good?
	Okay.
	I think it's good.
	I personally, two years ago, was drunk in the back of an Uber and sexually assaulted by my driver.
	And so I like the option of being able to choose.
	Okay.
	Especially just if it's going to be late night, I'm by myself.
	I'm a woman.
	Maybe I've been drinking.
	Right.
	If I could have the option for a woman, but most of the time I feel generally safe in Ubers.
	Hey, Brian, yeah.
	You want to check for a slip over there?
	I promise I'm good.
	Yeah.
	Okay, yeah.
	No.
	I made sure I put something on underneath so that it's okay.
	It's okay, Nick?
	Yeah.
	Okay, cool, we're good.
	You don't have to answer this question, but just for the sake of the conversation, when people say SA, this is like an umbrella term that encompasses like a lot of different potential crimes.
	Are we talking full-blown grape or are we talking like he like touched her leg?
	What are we doing?
	No, I was so he parked when he like brought me home and he grabbed me by the neck and forced himself on top of me in the back of the car.
	I was able to talk him through not fully raping me, but he was grabbing underneath my clothes, trying to take them off, choking me, slapping me.
	Okay, so definitely crime, like very egregious crime status.
	Okay.
	I guess my question is then, and this is related to the bear.
	This is why I did the bit of a pivot.
	Who here, just really quick show of hands, is okay with this Uber policy where women can choose to match with women for Uber rides?
	Show of hands?
	Okay.
	Would you be okay with a sort of equivalent, not equivalent policy, but would you be okay with a policy where white people only wanted to match up with white people?
	Whether you're the driver or the passenger.
	Honestly.
	Are you okay with a policy like that?
	I think I think that if people are so gung-ho about only wanting to be with their own race, that might even just eliminate, you know, the problem of someone of color being in the car with a racist person.
	Okay.
	You know, I think to each their own.
	If you really don't want to be around certain people, like you feel like you have every right.
	This could go in the other direction too.
	Like, black person doesn't want to ride with a white person.
	Sure.
	Totally okay.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I don't see why it should be that big of a deal.
	Anybody have any objections to like a racial preference on this?
	Yes or no?
	Can somebody no, yes?
	So everybody here is okay.
	I'm going to take it everybody here is okay with racial segregation when it comes to Uber.
	No, no.
	No.
	No.
	Yes, she's okay with it.
	Anybody?
	Yes.
	Why would you segregate like that?
	That just causes more divisions.
	I'll explain kind of what I'm getting to.
	So all of you cited either you had a personal experience or you heard a story or you would cite to crime statistics as justification for Uber making this sort of segregation between men and women.
	Women can ride with men, et cetera, et cetera.
	Well, why can't that justification also be valid when it comes to race?
	So let's say a black person had a bad experience with a white person.
	Or the reverse, a white person had a bad experience with a black person, and this is their justification for not wanting to get either to pick up passengers of a certain racial group, or if you're the driver, pick up passengers of a certain racial group.
	No objections to that?
	It would be cool.
	Like, I think how, you know, if you go on a search function and you can say it's, you're on Yelp and you're like, oh, I only want to look at Chinese food.
	If there was a kind of a search function like that on Uber where you could pick your preferences for the type of driver that you have, I don't see an issue with that.
	But that would that encompass being able to choose different races or genders or things.
	Okay, but you don't think, for example, I guess my question is, would it be racist if a white passenger specifically did not want to be picked up by a black driver?
	Would that be racist?
	I don't think, I think that this world is racist and to eliminate racism is like a weird thing to do, you know?
	So you're in favor.
	I mean, I don't know how you're going to defend.
	So you're in favor of racism then?
	I think the majority of the people I've met in the world are racist.
	And people who think that they're not racist, even when I've been in the world.
	So is racism good or bad?
	I would say that the majority of people think that racism is good, especially when it comes to protecting our people.
	So I understand that there are racist people out there, but my question is, is racism good or bad?
	Is racism good or bad?
	There's no dispute that there are racist people.
	Yeah.
	Is it good or bad?
	I guess it depends, because I think that if we're hate criming people, that kind of race level of racism isn't good.
	But there's a certain level of justified racism, is what you're saying?
	I think so, yeah.
	So there is a level of justified racism from whites to blacks that you're comfortable with.
	Or blacks.
	I know plenty of black people.
	Sure, it could go either direction.
	Right, I'm just using this easiest example.
	There's some allowable white-to-black racism that you're okay with.
	As long as it's being provided for every race, yeah.
	Like, like, it doesn't have to exclusively be.
	So, wait, am I understanding this correctly?
	So long as that white person also hates Asians too?
	Oh, I know.
	I feel like most racist people would agree that they are free game racist.
	They're not just racist towards one ethnic group, but like anyone can catch these hands.
	But what about Uber drivers?
	Crazy argument.
	you think that they don't get assaulted yeah there's definitely uber drivers that get and i think that uber drivers can also opt in this case scenario to only drive women if they are a woman hold on i'm gonna let the chat come through nox submissive donation Thank you, man.
	You're the man, Brian.
	Don't let the haters or 304 simps bring you down.
	Thank you, ma'am.
	Appreciate it.
	Oh, thank you, man.
	Appreciate it.
	Thank you for the TTS.
	I don't know.
	It got really quiet here at the panel when all you were in favor of this women having segregated Ubers or whatever.
	But if we talk about race, it seems a little less tenable.
	I'm just going to say, for this reason, exactly, I do not take Uber and I probably won't ever.
	I avoid it at all costs.
	You're a Lyft user?
	No, I don't use period.
	Because of the.
	Like, I'm just afraid of being in the car with someone else by all means.
	So you just drive yourself.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	That's one way we have to do that.
	One way you just don't have the problem.
	HT George donated $200.
	Holy shit.
	You are so scuffed in the head LMFC.
	Andrew, I will not run this argument by you.
	The bear thing's been beat to death, so we won't linger long.
	Something that just occurred to me that's like perhaps a counter to my argument that I've been making is, well, hold on, Brian.
	Bathrooms are segregated.
	And me personally, I don't have issues with the segregation of bathrooms.
	I suppose my counter there would be, well, when there are certain considerations when people are in a state of undress that warrants a separation of the sexes.
	But Andrew, do you think that would be an effective counterargument to my point of, well, okay, hold on.
	But people don't, society broadly doesn't have issues when it comes to segregation with bathrooms, dressing rooms, locker rooms.
	But if there were segregated, even segregated bathrooms based on race, there would be broad societal disagreement on that.
	What do you think?
	What do you think about that?
	Social cohesion doesn't have to be consistent.
	It's not logically inconsistent.
	So just saying that people want to segregate based on sex, but not based on race is not logically inconsistent.
	There doesn't have to be.
	So you're talking about two different situations.
	You don't have to apply an equal standard.
	I mean, it's that simple, right?
	So people socially sex segregate in this country, but they don't sex segregate in all countries.
	There's some countries where men and women get undressed together, and it's not a big deal.
	But do you think this would be a defeater to my argument about like the Uber, the Uber example?
	So, okay, there's this policy where the women can match with women.
	Well, okay, is that sexist?
	And then if a white person doesn't want to ride with a black person, is that sort of the is that similar?
	Yeah, I mean, I think that that's jumping over to a different classification.
	So you're jumping it then from sex to race.
	And I think that you could make potential racial arguments there, which would just be like, look, we're not talking about a specific subset of this group being inherently more dangerous than another.
	And that's where you're taking it.
	Instead, we're just saying that by and large, everybody in this group is more dangerous than everybody in this other group.
	So it just depends on how much you want to whittle it down.
	Is it a defeater?
	No, it's not a defeater.
	Yeah.
	It's not a defeater.
	The thing is, though, is like the logic here, though, for me, is the reverse.
	So if women can pick whether or not they have a female driver, I'm fine with that.
	I just want to be able to pick that I never have a female driver or that I'd never have to pick up a female.
	I think that that's fine, right?
	That seems like it's fine the other way.
	It's just that it's going to disproportionately affect women because most men are the drivers.
	And I think if most men can pick and choose whether or not they want to pick up women, they probably won't.
	In fact, I did a thread on that and it went super viral on X. Remember that, Brian?
	So I retweeted it and said, yeah, so I get to choose not to pick up women, right?
	And women went crazy because they were like, wait a second, it's mostly men who are the drivers.
	So it seems like it disproportionately affects women.
	But that does seem to be what's fair.
	If you can choose the sex, we get to choose the sex too, right?
	I wonder if there would be pushback there, though, from the other side of, well, hold on, that's sexist towards women, you know?
	So I don't know.
	Why?
	How could that be sexist towards women, but not towards men?
	Well, I think it would be sexist towards both, but they would have there would be more societal objection to men having an option to opt out of riding with women versus the reverse.
	Yeah, I agree.
	I just don't know what that would be justified on.
	They would just say, oh, well, it's dangerous for me.
	It's like, okay, but it's also dangerous for men to pick up women.
	Yeah.
	So they can get false accusations, all kinds of stuff.
	Just because you say the percentage is lower than that of a man doesn't instantly give it justification.
	I think, I guess the connection that I make to this is the reason that women cite to for why they would prefer to either, you know, they pick the bear or why they would prefer to ride with another woman is they've had bad experiences with men.
	So they cite to bad experiences with men, crime statistics, or, you know, an anecdote from somebody else or like collective anecdotes from women of having bad experiences with men.
	So if that's the foundation for creating these sort of this sort of segregation, well, I can't see why there would be any objection to like, say, an individual white person who had a bad experience or multiple bad experiences with a black person saying, because of my own anecdotal bad experiences and my own safety concerns, I don't, I'm going to employ racist segregation practices.
	Yeah, that's true.
	I mean, you can whittle it down the same way.
	It's just that in the first case, when you're talking about just sex, women, let's say women appeal to the fact that men are committing, you know, overwhelmingly the majority of these types of sexual crimes as opposed to women, especially in Ubers.
	That's true.
	But that doesn't negate the fact that it's still really rare.
	It doesn't happen often to almost any woman who's a writer.
	So even if it is the case that one group is doing this overwhelmingly more, it's still rare.
	So if we can appeal to rare, bad thing that happens, then we can appeal to rare, bad accusation too.
	There's no reason.
	There's not a set threshold, right?
	Does it have to be 200% more likely, 300% more likely?
	As long as the likelihood is there, the preference should be there, or it's not actually a fair policy, right?
	True.
	True.
	Moving on, let's see here.
	Let's see if they're, I'm just a girl, somebody.
	Rose.
	Rose?
	No, no, no.
	I just heard you say I'm just a girl.
	That was you.
	Damn, fucking cursive.
	They have very rigid beliefs when nature's nature in.
	Oh, yeah, nature's going to be nature.
	What are the rigid beliefs?
	Like, I don't know.
	When I hear you guys talk about the gender roles and whatnot, it's like, you're always asking, well, what should it be?
	What should we have in society?
	What's the right noble thing to do?
	But in reality, it's like humans are nature.
	We just are.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like, there's no, and there's evolution, of course, but.
	A little closer to the mic if you can.
	Sorry.
	Sorry.
	There's no right or wrong way.
	It just is, you know, this is the time period that we're in.
	There's different variables around us right now.
	And well, if that's true, there is no right way.
	Then what's actually wrong then with men just going ahead and, I don't know, making sex cages for all the women, and they just run everything and women just become breeding stock if it just is.
	Well, if men, if men, like I'm, I'm not saying that that's acceptable, but that's the.
	If that's the nature of men, then men are going to do what men are going to do.
	No, thankfully, the nature of men, they have a little bit of kindness in their heart not to do that.
	I see, so you're appealing.
	So, when you're appealing to the nature of men, you're actually appealing to men's kindness.
	Okay.
	So, you're saying men are kind?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I agree.
	Men are very kind.
	And very benevolent that they don't do that, huh?
	Yeah.
	That's very benevolent.
	Yeah, they should get a lot of credit for not doing that because they could, right?
	And they don't, because they're very kind.
	We have a chat coming in here from Pasty.
	Thank you, man.
	Appreciate it.
	Pasty George donated 200.
	I saw this.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	In Britain, there are now females.
	Nick, can you Google this?
	Actually, mark my words.
	This next level of insane feminism is coming to Canada and the U.S. soon.
	Yeah, that's I saw that.
	I don't know.
	I feel like they have a bigger fish to fry in England with all the knife stabbings and thefts.
	And these aren't even crimes.
	Like, it's not a crime to cat call in England.
	It's not a crime.
	And they have, why do they have female police officers putting themselves in positions to be catcalled so that police officers can go and talk to the person cat calling?
	I mean, it sounds insane.
	I also know in England, though, they're like people get arrested for their social media posts.
	Oh, yeah, England is cooked.
	They seem incredibly cooked, and I hope that America is not on that route.
	Yeah, well, even I saw in the video that I saw about this, honking.
	Like, if you're in a car and you honk, look, I don't think cat calling is good.
	Men should not catcall.
	Men shouldn't honk, whatever.
	But it's not a crime.
	Like, police should not be wasting their time and taxpayer dollars to be pursuing this.
	No, exactly.
	And when we look at the praxis, it's ineffective anyway.
	Yeah.
	Totally ineffective.
	Can you what?
	Can I say something on this?
	Yeah, go ahead really quick.
	I don't like how we're talking more about, oh, women feel uncomfortable, women feel uncomfortable, blah, blah, blah.
	Why don't we talk about how men feel uncomfortable as well?
	Why is it only about what the women want?
	Because men can feel uncomfortable by women too.
	Men can get cat call, men can get essayed, all this.
	Yep.
	But why is it only headed towards what the women want?
	Are the women the only ones that complain?
	Because men bad women good.
	Men bad women good.
	Well, I disagree.
	No, I disagree with that, but that's sort of the narrative in society and especially in cucked England.
	That's definitely there's a there's been a lot of I mean, I don't know their whole government and police force has been ideologically captured.
	So we do have to move it on though.
	We got one secret chat.
	Two.
	Yeah, we'll go ahead and pull that up.
	Cat, chair 11 was the actual farter.
	Nice.
	Who's chair 11?
	Are you chair 12?
	No.
	Wait, am I?
	Yeah.
	Oh, she's calling me out as the farter.
	Okay, there it is.
	Yep.
	Guilty.
	Guilty is charged.
	Getting into the questionnaire here, we're going to blast through these.
	We're going to try not to linger too long on any of these, but sorry, Shelby, you said, so the statement is a man dating a transgender woman is straight, to which you agree.
	Why is that?
	I didn't mean to do that.
	Oh, you put like a little mark through?
	Yeah, I think.
	So does that mean you disagree with it?
	Or a man dating a transgender woman is straight.
	So you agree with that transition?
	He's not straight.
	Oh, I see.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	That's what I into the mic.
	Into the mic, please.
	Oh, he's not.
	Okay, never mind.
	Well, then the next one, women are just as physically strong as men.
	You also put a.
	I didn't mean to.
	I just wanted to.
	So, okay.
	Somebody else also marked for that.
	It was yeah, you said women are just as physically strong as men.
	Well, you agree with the statement, anyways.
	Why is that?
	Because women can do anything that a man can do.
	Anyone at this table can say, oh, a woman can't do this, but a man can do this.
	If you work hard enough, you can do that.
	Can I add something to that?
	Yeah.
	If we were in a fight, though, he would beat me every single time, even if I have a black belt.
	Well, if you have a black belt, you'll know how to defend yourself.
	No, really, though.
	You go to the gym every day.
	You might be able to take it.
	I think, like, I do like genetically.
	Like, I did a little research about lions and tigers, and I really like lions, right?
	But in a fight, a tiger will win every time.
	That doesn't mean a lion is weak, but a tiger is bigger by size.
	So logically, if something is bigger than you, it has more chances into beating you.
	Like, they're probably going to win.
	So if I was like maybe a 200-pound girl, then yeah, I could definitely take down a man.
	Yeah.
	But my size right now, I'm using the hypothetical of say everyone here went to the gym or went to the bottom.
	I have no self-defense background or self-defense background, any type of defending yourself.
	Well, let me ask you just a couple of clarifying.
	Let me ask you a couple clarifying questions here.
	So I'm prepared to acknowledge, and it is the case, that there are definitely women who are stronger than some men and could beat up some men, could whatever.
	But the question is sort of more of a general one.
	Do you think it's the case that generally speaking, women, if they, through physical training, like you said, they can be generally stronger than men?
	Yes.
	Or just as strong as men.
	Yeah.
	So if they have the training.
	Like, here, let's make it super simple.
	If every single man and every single woman in the world, did I just do the woman thing?
	If they all, everybody had the most optimum training and nutrition, et cetera, et cetera, would all the women in the world be just as strong as all the men in the world?
	To a degree, yes.
	What do you mean, to a degree?
	It matters on different people have different things to say, like high metabolism.
	Some men, some women have that.
	They might not be as strong as the other.
	Everyone has different body types, different maybe we can do this a different way.
	So you seem like you're a pretty logical person, pretty reasonable person.
	So let's just move to theory for a second.
	So you said, like, theoretically, anything that a man can do, job-wise, a woman could do, right?
	Yeah.
	That's your statement.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	Could you theoretically envision that there could be a job which would require a male-specific physiognomy to do because they have the skeletal and muscle density to be able to do that specific job that no woman could do, theoretically.
	Logically and theoretically, yes.
	And whatever that job is, is a job that women cannot do, thus negating my statement.
	So anything a woman can do or anything a man can do, a woman can do, as we've just theoretically demonstrated that can't be true.
	So I will logically say that I was wrong in that theoretical position.
	Okay.
	So the thing is, is like, now, one, I could use pragmatically, but could never say, I couldn't say for sure a woman could never do it, right?
	That would be impossible for me to say.
	But what I can say is a woman never has been able to, which is a Navy SEAL.
	There's never been a female Navy SEAL, and many have tried.
	Not one.
	I actually did not know that.
	I appreciate that.
	Do you know why they say that that's really hard for women to do, if not impossible?
	And they've really groomed a lot of women to do this who are very, very physically fit.
	It's because of weight proportions when it comes to equipment lugging.
	So they have certain parts in their training where they have to swim many, many miles with distributed weight around their body, and women just don't have the physical characteristics to carry that type of weight for those elongated periods of time.
	Their bodies aren't designed for it.
	So that's at least a practical thing I could point to that women have not yet been able to accomplish.
	Not saying that they never could, but at least they never have so far.
	I understand.
	Yes.
	thank you has your position changed or are you still my position has changed Okay, so men are generally stronger than physically stronger.
	Like, how about a couple of clarifying questions?
	Is the world's strongest man stronger than the world's strongest woman?
	In the logical hypothetical that we put out there, yes to this day.
	This day.
	As he was saying about like the Navy SEALs, you know how women, there isn't one woman Navy SEAL right now.
	So not right now.
	Yeah, but I'm saying more than one ever.
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	Well, I guess my question is more so because you said, well, you know, if there was some sort of equality when it came to physical strength training, nutrition, whatever.
	So I'm talking the strongest man in the world and the strongest woman in the world.
	That sort of would grant that they both have the peak optimum physical strength training routine nutrition.
	Both be like the same height, same weight, class, all that?
	I'd be actually willing to grant same height and same weight.
	And I think the man would still be a fair fight.
	Nah, the man would still be stronger, but.
	Okay.
	And I'm not even sure if women are capable of that degree of strength building.
	But this, I don't think that the world's strongest woman is the same height or the same weight as the world's strongest man.
	I'm just saying whoever the world's strongest man is and whoever the world's strongest woman is, which one's stronger?
	Probably the man.
	Probably the man.
	Okay.
	So if your job then was to be the strongest person in the world, a woman actually couldn't do that, could they?
	They could not.
	So then by this logic, we've now deduced that there's at least one potential job that a man will always be able to do that a woman cannot, which is to be the strongest person in the world.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Moving to Courtney, you say, or well, you agree with the following statement.
	Women are the primary victims of war, not men.
	Why is that?
	I circle that.
	Yeah.
	Maybe you didn't intend to.
	So women are the primary victims of war, not men.
	You agreed with that statement.
	Okay.
	Is that true or did you mention that?
	I guess in a sense, yeah, like just because they tend to be more like on, because women and like children tend to be more victims, just because, I don't know, they're normally seen like they're taken as like the hostages normally from what you see.
	Or like they're more like casualties.
	They're taken as hostages more frequently than men are in warfare.
	Like prisoners of war are almost exclusively men.
	Sad.
	But there's the other components of your argument I'm happy to hear.
	I just wanted to go in on that one.
	I don't know.
	Well, I guess my question to you is: when a woman is going through pregnancy, would you say that women suffer through pregnancy, like physical pain, maybe other types of pain, whatever that might be?
	And would you agree that sometimes, you know, if they have a boyfriend or husband, that it can be stressful to the husband to see that their girlfriend or wife is that can cause them some kind of mental scar or something.
	I don't think it would, but whatever.
	Maybe it's stressful.
	It's stressful for them.
	Right.
	It's definitely hard.
	So would it be fair for me to say that because of that?
	Like, are women the primary sufferers of pregnancy or are their boyfriends or husbands?
	I feel like that's mostly women.
	Just because you have to, like, you're actually going through it.
	Like, for example, how about the actual birth?
	So the woman's pushing out a child, and maybe she's holding your hand while she's doing it, and she squeezes your hand really hard, and it hurts.
	I think maybe the man's the primary sufferer.
	And she hurts your ears with all the screaming.
	All the screaming all the time.
	Yeah, super obnoxious.
	Good point.
	I wish you would shut up.
	That's terrible.
	Good point, Andrew.
	I don't know how long you have to be pregnant, but during the nine months of pregnancy, I would say that if you are in a married or you have a relationship with a man, the man's going to be the primary subject to stress because he's going to be taking care of you.
	But as you're pushing this child out of your body, that is going to be your most painful point.
	I mean, I don't know if I would grant it.
	I would say I disagree with you.
	That would be my personal logic.
	Look, I think we can give women something.
	Like, yeah, pregnancy is probably harder for women.
	Maybe you guys could say war probably has a disproportionately harsher negative impact on men.
	I agree.
	I agree.
	Okay.
	I heard labor is extremely, extremely painful.
	I can't say that.
	Why can't they say that?
	Yeah, women are always bitching about that, but I've seen this now many, many, many times.
	And I'm just going to tell you right now, I think kidney stones hurt just as bad.
	And men get kidney stones all the time.
	I've had those too.
	Oh, you've had that too?
	Which one was more painful?
	I've had those too.
	Which was worse.
	Yeah.
	Depends.
	I kind of, I would have to say that because kidney stones pass a lot faster than childbirth.
	Sometimes.
	Yeah, depending on how long you're in labor for.
	Sometimes labor's.
	It was excruciating with the kidney stones.
	And actually, my son, my youngest son, just had that happen to him.
	Damn.
	So this whole like women have a monopoly on we go through the most painful thing ever, which is childbirth.
	It's like, naturally, I'm like, nah, no, you don't.
	Kidney stones, just as bad.
	If you look at the pain levels that people report for that, it's like men get that all the time.
	It's on par with childbirth.
	So, you know, I don't think they have the monopoly on that.
	Well, it's funny.
	It's funny you say that because my son asked me about it and he goes, what kind of pain did you go through?
	I said, it's the same thing.
	That's what I go through with childbirth.
	And he's like, okay.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I'm not saying it doesn't hurt like hell for women most of the time.
	You know what I mean?
	Some childbirths are not so bad.
	It's like labor's not even very long.
	Some people I've seen is like 25 hours and they're agonizing faith.
	I've seen that with kidney stones too.
	I've seen people the same thing.
	She popped them out in like three hours, no problem with me.
	Well, Andrew, you're trying to give us something.
	Okay, so I don't know, is your position the same?
	Like women.
	So there's no doubt that everybody during war experiences suffering.
	Children, women do experience very negative things during war.
	But, okay.
	I know people in like.
	Has your position.
	Are you still firm on your position?
	No, then I'll disagree.
	But I'll think she was ever that firm on it.
	No.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, I mean, so the majority of casualties of war are men.
	Injuries, deaths.
	I guess then I'm just not that educated on it.
	Speaking of war, why don't we do this?
	This is a, you know, you know, it's topical.
	What years were World War I, starting with you?
	Oh, God.
	World War I?
	What years?
	Honey, I got no idea.
	Guess.
	I'm not even going to guess.
	I'm not even going to guess what you're doing.
	Wild guess.
	It's actually so bad.
	No, I actually zero.
	How about this decade?
	Just tell me the decade.
	1930s, 40s, 50s.
	No, I can't even give you a wallpark on that.
	Just guess.
	No.
	Come on.
	I literally, I have no idea.
	I got almost no history education because I went to like a religious school.
	So any of the history was all just religion-based.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Do you want to just throw something?
	I really don't.
	1830s something.
	Oh, I really don't.
	How about century?
	Just tell me which.
	You're not going to get an answer.
	No, no, wait, wait.
	Century, that's a fair shake.
	You're not getting an answer.
	1800s, 1900s, 2000s, 1700s, 1600s.
	Next caller.
	Century.
	Come on, century.
	Next caller.
	All right.
	What years were World War I?
	Like 1840s.
	Okay, what about you?
	I would say like the 1930s.
	Okay, what about you?
	1916, 1920.
	Okay.
	I was going to say like end of the 20s, beginning of the 30s.
	So 20s to 30s, okay.
	What about you?
	Into the mic?
	Like 1940s?
	19?
	Screen to the table a little bit if you can.
	1940s, what about you?
	World War I?
	Oh, gosh.
	Just the early 1900s.
	That's all.
	20s.
	Just take a guess.
	Decade.
	Which decade?
	20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 20s.
	1920s.
	Okay, what about you?
	20s?
	1800?
	1800?
	Yeah, ish.
	It's World War II.
	It's two, right?
	No, World War I.
	Yeah, of course.
	World War I.
	I don't remember this.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Let's do what, you know, World War I, not as recent.
	Let's do World War II really quick.
	World War II, decade.
	It was in the early 1980s.
	No, because my grandpa was literally in it.
	Like, I'm literally going to get roasted.
	That's okay.
	I want to say it was 1940.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	1950s.
	Into the mic?
	1950s.
	I was going to say 1960s.
	1960, sure?
	1944 and 1948.
	All right.
	What about you?
	World War II?
	I was going to say my original answer was for World War II.
	Sure.
	What about you?
	1969.
	Okay.
	I believe it's 1940s.
	Okay.
	30s.
	1940s.
	Woo!
	All right.
	Well, World War I was 1914, 1918.
	World War II, 1939, 1945.
	Wait, so it was only the First World War only lasted a couple years?
	Four years.
	Four years?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Yep.
	Now, Brian, I got a Hail Mary here to throw at you.
	What year was the Korean War?
	So it was in the 50s.
	But I don't have the, that was the decade.
	I don't have the exact dates, though.
	It was in the 50s.
	You're right.
	Yeah.
	50 to 50.
	Yeah, 50 to 53.
	That's a tough one because that's like the forgotten war.
	Yeah.
	Was Vietnam 60s, 70s?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	60s into the 70s.
	Yeah.
	Yep.
	Vietnam actually lasted a really long time.
	That was actually a pretty long war.
	We just really like it.
	Well, Andrew, I have a question for you.
	Oh, no.
	When was the Third Crusade?
	Oh, God.
	The years for the Third Crusade?
	I don't know.
	Don't look at your chat.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I just said I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I don't know what's the 18.
	Okay, good talk.
	Yeah, good talk.
	You know, I feel like mine was easier.
	Probably.
	Probably a little easier.
	I feel like mine was pretty easy.
	You're like, oh, yeah.
	Who was the king at the third crusade?
	Yeah, who was the third pope, Andrew?
	He was the third pope.
	Wait, was the Crusades?
	that considered antiquity or is that uh no that's i don't think that's antiquity i I do remember the Crusades.
	I think it was King Richard, maybe?
	For the Third Crusade.
	I just don't remember the years.
	Deus of Volt.
	Anyways, so let's see here.
	Where were we?
	Oh, the questionnaire, of course.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	See, we don't just pick on you guys.
	We're picking on each other, too.
	Oh, yeah.
	Like, I just got totally smoked on the Korean War.
	Totally destroyed.
	BTFO'd.
	No, okay.
	I feel like you won that over the Crusades, but I feel like my question was a little bit easier.
	Yeah, you gave me.
	It was definitely easier.
	We have Pasty George here.
	Thank you, man.
	Pasty George donated $200.
	My mother once passed kidney stones and had a gallbladder attack at the same time.
	And she said she would rather give birth to three babies than go through that type of pain at the end of the day.
	Yikes.
	Oh, wow.
	Okay.
	Horrible.
	Oh, yeah, that's rough.
	Thank you, Pasty.
	Thank you, Pasty.
	How about this really quick?
	Last.
	I don't know where.
	Okay, we're talking about war, I guess.
	Last thing on the war.
	Name one Axis power and one Allied power for World War II.
	One Axis power, one Allied power.
	What the fuck does that mean?
	Axis power?
	Sorry.
	How about this?
	Axis bad, allied good guys.
	Yeah, that's a lot less ambiguous.
	Oh, like an American okay?
	So like American and was it German?
	It's one of them.
	Germans were the bad.
	Okay.
	So yeah, Allied American.
	Yeah.
	U.S. Axis Germany.
	There are some other belligerents, though, in this conflict.
	Oh, of course.
	So you can't repeat.
	We're not going to be able to do all the girls here, but I was going to say.
	Yeah, because I won't expect you to guys name some of the more minor belligerents in the war.
	I have no idea.
	One Allied power, one Axis power.
	You can't repeat hers.
	I literally don't know.
	World War II.
	I can't think of anything.
	World War II.
	Can't say USA, can't say Germany.
	France is a history lesson, right?
	France as Allied power?
	Okay, and then Russia.
	As Axis.
	I don't know.
	No.
	Well, technically, Russia was allied at the end of the war.
	There was like, wasn't there a non-aggression pact between Germany and Russia for a period of the war?
	Yeah.
	Russia was not accessed, though, at any point, correct?
	Like, it was an access.
	Once the war was over.
	Is that correct?
	Once the war was over and they took control over Berlin, though, Russia had a piece of it.
	America had a piece of Berlin.
	And I don't remember what the other one was.
	Who flip-flopped?
	Greece?
	Was it Greece who flip-flopped?
	Who flip-flopped?
	I don't know.
	Okay.
	One Allied power.
	I think I would say Great Britain.
	Okay.
	One access power.
	Japan.
	Okay.
	We'll see if we can get one more.
	What about you?
	You know, Italy, Mussolini, that was bad.
	Okay, Axis.
	Yeah.
	One Allied.
	And I'm trying to think of another one.
	I mean, let's go with, did we say Britain already?
	Yeah, we did.
	We said Britain.
	We said France.
	We said Switzerland was in the middle, right?
	Yeah, neutral.
	Okay.
	Good times.
	Good times.
	All right, off of the war stuff.
	Off of the war.
	Let's see.
	Moving on with the questionnaire.
	One sec, guys.
	I mean, there's really not too much here.
	How about this?
	Adult age gap relationships are wrong.
	Example, 30-year-old dating a 20-year-old.
	Lauren, you agree?
	I don't know if anybody else agrees.
	Yeah, you were against.
	Yeah, you said it was, oh, you're fine with age gap.
	Oh, as long as, you know, of age.
	Oh, yeah, of course.
	We're talking about adult relationships.
	Of course.
	Yeah.
	You're fine with age gaps.
	So 35 dating 25, 20.
	That's not.
	Yeah, I mean, my last, like, guy that I was seeing, I think he was 12 years older.
	Okay.
	Going to Emily, or actually moving down the list, a woman's passion not matter, to which Emily.
	Selena.
	Oh, my God, bro.
	You got to put your actual.
	Okay, whatever.
	You agree.
	Women's Passion Not Matter.
	Rosie, a woman's past should not matter.
	And that's it.
	So starting with you, Rosie, why should a woman's past not matter?
	Rose, Rosie.
	Wait, what was it?
	Oh, oh, my God.
	Sorry.
	You're right.
	A woman's passion not matter, body count.
	Why do you say that?
	Why do you agree?
	Oh, that it, that it doesn't matter.
	It doesn't matter.
	God damn, bro.
	Is reading comprehension?
	Directions.
	If you bold and underlined, agree with the statement, circle the number.
	Sorry.
	So do you think, should a woman's past matter?
	I know to a guy it does, but like to me, I mean, I look like I look at it as like, that's my past, but I know to a guy, it's like y'all look at that as a way of like how to move with me or move with a female, if that makes sense.
	Okay, so you acknowledge that men do care about this, but they shouldn't, essentially.
	No, they can care about whatever they want to.
	Me personally, I just look at like how I'm moving from the future because everyone has a past, but I know men look at that.
	Sure.
	Okay.
	And then like, I'm just confused.
	For example, it's like, why should one, like a woman's past matter, but not a man's?
	Like, if a man does this, it's like, okay, cool, let's praise him.
	But then if a woman has like two or three boyfriends or whatever beforehand, it's like, oh my God, she's like, oh.
	So it kind of goes both ways in terms of it being like sexist.
	But like I said, it should matter like what you're doing with that person beforehand.
	I mean, at the current moment, not like the past.
	Because then I can judge a man on their past too.
	And a man's past, I'm not saying for everybody, is normally worse because especially in my city, Vegas, I can like, if I know one person, I can name like freaking 50 girls they've been with.
	They can name one guy I've been with, and it's like, oh my God, she's a hoe.
	I mean, I'm fine with, as women, if your standard is you don't want to date men who've, they themselves have a high body count.
	I don't have a double standard there.
	Women can absolutely have that standard.
	They can be like, I don't want to date a fuckboy or a guy who's fucked a bunch of chicks.
	Totally fine.
	The thing is.
	I think women care less about it.
	Go ahead.
	I think men care about women's past as women care about men's futures.
	True.
	I like that.
	Very true.
	How do you even really know someone's body count?
	Yeah.
	Like if they're like a notebook written list, then nobody's going to be able to do it.
	You could ask them.
	Are you saying that?
	Yeah, but I think that's what I mean.
	Do you think most women are dishonest?
	Ooh.
	I think men are very dishonest as well.
	Yeah, but that's not what I asked you.
	Do you think most women are dishonest?
	I mean, 50-50 probably.
	I'm sure some are honest.
	I'm sure some.
	So do you think that 50% of women wouldn't lie about their body count?
	I think don't corner like that.
	No, no, I mean, I think some would lie.
	Yeah, 50% more?
	Maybe less.
	It really just depends.
	I know some girls that got tables, like they'll say they have two, and I'm like, I can do 13.
	So I'm like, what are you lying about?
	But they're just going to continue to do that in terms in front of me.
	Yeah, it sounds like you don't think women are very honest.
	That's what it sounds like.
	So anytime a woman answers this way, like, how would you even know?
	It makes me think that they think, well, women must lie about this quite a bit.
	They must lie about it quite a bit.
	Probably lie, but I definitely have a friend who, you know, has probably a few hundred bodies and will tell men that she only has three.
	Yeah, I have a friend.
	And they use it as a technique.
	I know.
	They definitely use it as a technique.
	She's a slut and she knows it.
	She's a slut and she knows it.
	Ridiculous.
	Do you want to know what the billion-dollar idea is for any guys listening who are in tech?
	Just start a website called Her.
	Yeah.
	And then every single time a dude plows her, he can go and put his name and say Humpter.
	And then you can just have a reference to their actual body count.
	So you just look them up on a website called Her.
	By the way, I think that half the world of men would probably become members overnight.
	You just charge them like, I don't know, four bucks a month or something like that.
	And I bet you you would make a gajillion dollar.
	How can they verify that they actually have slept with that woman and they're not just defamatorily doing it?
	But I like it.
	It's the same way all these apps like are we dating the same guy or T, how do you verify that the women on that shit are actually telling the truth?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You don't know.
	You don't know, but the thing is, is like, I'm willing to take their word for it.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, I'll just take the guy's word for it.
	Just take his word for it.
	You should believe men.
	We should believe all men.
	I believe all men.
	Believe all men.
	Men actually like.
	I believe men.
	They tell you exactly what they want.
	And most of the time, people don't listen.
	So I feel like a man will tell a woman exactly what he wants, but sometimes we get delusional.
	Well, it goes both ways.
	Yeah, because I'll tell a man exactly what I don't.
	I tell them exactly what I want.
	Sometimes they don't, you know?
	You know, maybe you could put like little, you know what you could do?
	You could actually, you could use a star rating like they do on Amazon for like if people give good ratings.
	So like if they add details, like she had a birthmark, she had a tattoo, she added this, she added that.
	And then those things get rated.
	So you can become like a five-star reviewer of women and be like, well, okay, so now we can trust you that you probably did plow this shit.
	I think you're onto something here.
	I kind of like it.
	I think it's fun.
	Actually, Andrew, that thing you're talking about, I'm developing it.
	Nick, do you have an Instagram tab pulled up?
	Okay, go to the chat.
	You're going to go to the mod chat.
	There's an X.
	No, no, no.
	Instagram.
	Message tab.
	Mod chat.
	It's in primary folder.
	There's an X link that I just sent.
	You're going to pull that up.
	Here, Felicity, can you read this while he's doing that?
	Oh, my God.
	Fucking there.
	A man told you that he stood by and watched 30 women get beaten, didn't join in, just watched, but said he'd protect you if something happened.
	Would you believe him?
	Sounds, should his past not matter?
	I don't have a moment.
	If I'm in a relationship with him, yes, because then he would have my full trust.
	But if I'm not, no.
	Because your past shows.
	Well, where would his integrity be?
	Didn't even call the police.
	Because he let that happen, and now you're trusting him to protect you.
	Wouldn't the integrity be across the board?
	I mean, for me, like, if I see, say, a man's getting beat up by 30 women, I'm not going to join in.
	I'm going to watch.
	I'm not going to protect the man.
	I'm going to run the other direction because I'm scared.
	This is me.
	I don't get in fights.
	So he might have the same.
	He might not want to join in.
	He might want to watch.
	He might be in shock.
	You never know.
	It just matters what they were feeling in that moment.
	Go ahead, Nick, pull it up.
	I think.
	So, Andrew, this is what I'm developing.
	This is my ex.
	I'm pleased to announce the development of my mobile app tally, a male-only dating safety app where men tally the body counts of women.
	So that's in development, boys.
	What is our society?
	So I don't get to see what my score is?
	No, only men can access it.
	Oh, that's sad.
	Great minds think alike.
	Yeah, it's in the works.
	I'm developing it right now.
	Very sad.
	Did you use ChatGPT to develop the app?
	Because I heard that ChatGPT 5 will develop apps for you now.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's all AI generated.
	So like, you know, but we're not going to like end up, we have very robust security, like infrastructure in place.
	So like the female app that T with the leak where all the women got their shit leaked.
	Nah.
	Anyways, whatever.
	Okay.
	I need to wait until she's back to get into that.
	Actually, a couple more questions.
	Selena, yeah, we're waiting on Selena.
	A woman's past should not matter.
	Anybody else?
	Nobody?
	Okay.
	I think I see why it matters, though, because, you know, it's not only just like their past, but what they've learned from their past.
	Because I think that there's a certain degree, not many people are capable of doing it, but change does happen.
	And if you can recognize your past, learn from it, I think that you will attract a better caliber of person.
	But I do think that your past does have a determining factor in what you can and are willing to accept in your life.
	Got it.
	I'm going to get into some of the pre-show notes, but we're going to cover it.
	Would I manifest that then, Brian?
	Yeah, 100%.
	You can manifest it.
	I must have manifested that the app tally be made because I was just thinking about that the other day.
	So now it's here.
	So I manifested it.
	Manifestation.
	Beautiful powers.
	Good job, guys.
	Manifestation baddie.
	Rose dated the scammer who bought you whatever you wanted.
	Who's that?
	That's you?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	How is he a scammer?
	He was just into some gang shit.
	I don't even know.
	He was able to fake doctor prescriptions.
	And I literally watched this man call into the Publix and order a fucking prescription bottled lean, go pick it up.
	And I don't know.
	It was just kind of like a bad thing.
	Wait, how long were you dating him for?
	Probably three months.
	Oh, this is the three months?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	This is the longest.
	Just to be clear, the guy who you dated for the longest period of time ever was a scammer.
	It sounds like a drug user.
	Pretty much, yeah.
	Committing various felonies.
	Like, I'm pretty sure it's a felony to rock on.
	Like, make a false doctor.
	Definitely, and this was the high vibrational manifestation you were well.
	Um, or was this before the manifestation?
	Well, this is actually part of my journey, it was very important for me.
	Oh, Andrews loves that, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a big awakening for me because I used to think that shit was cool, and you know, that's kind of why I got with him in the first place.
	And this was like the turning point when I realized, okay, maybe I don't want this for my life, um, and I don't agree with the things that he was doing.
	And, um, yeah, and ever since then, I've stayed to myself, you know, focused on myself, yeah, okay, um, absolutely.
	You and he bought you whatever you wanted, so what, um, pretty much.
	I mean, I'm not somebody who wants a lot of things, but he bought you like Chick-fil-A and shit.
	Oh, yeah, I don't, I'm not a fan of the fast food, but yeah, he would take me on, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	No, no, I'm not vegan.
	Okay, uh, you said you were only dating for marriage?
	Uh, yes, okay, was this even your position when you were dating the scammer guy?
	Um, it was generally like, but um, I think I was just too naive to really follow through with that standard I had for myself.
	You wrote here that you believe premarital sex doesn't exist from your take on the Bible.
	It sounds like once you have sex, you are married to someone spiritually, yeah, but also have it, you have a secular position on why it's important to preserve yourself.
	I also wrote this a long time ago, this was like months ago, by the way.
	So, um, so that changed?
	Um, maybe the secular position, but anyways, oh, okay.
	Well, what about the other stuff?
	That's still um, yeah.
	Like, I grew up Catholic in a Christian church as well.
	And whenever I'd read the passages, I couldn't quote it directly, but um, it's along the lines of when you um when you marry someone, then you're able to have sex with them, right?
	Like, when you have the divine union, Andrew, can you help me out?
	I'm sure you know more about this than me.
	Like, where what exactly is your view?
	Okay, okay, okay.
	I just want to convey it properly because I don't have the scripture in front of you.
	Look, you can paraphrase, it's fine to paraphrase.
	Okay, no, I'm not gonna, no one's gonna beat you up because you don't know the exact well, knowing you guys, anyways, yeah, that's hard to uh, it's hard to memorize stuff like that.
	The general idea in the church is like wait till marriage to have sex, you know, go through this union and connection.
	So, are you waiting until marriage to have sex?
	Um, at this point, yes, like it's okay.
	So, I didn't finish my view.
	So, the way that I reinterpreted the Bible was that when two souls stop shaking your head, let me finish.
	When two souls can join, that is the communion right there.
	That is the marriage.
	How many people have you married?
	Uh, in a moment, I mean, if you really want to know, but like three, three, three, you've married three people, yes, three.
	So, you're you're a political person.
	No, no, hang on, now, hang on because we have to be specific here.
	The three marriages are the conjoining of the soul, but has there been any encounters that you've had which are not the conjoining of the soul?
	No, but you still okay, so this means body count total is three.
	Are you talking about blowjobs?
	Do you want to talk about blowjobs?
	Yeah, so I mean, are you still married to all of these people?
	Um, I feel like it definitely took a toll on my um spiritual well-being for sure.
	Yeah, I know, but are you still married to them, though?
	Wait, when's the last time?
	Sorry, go ahead, go ahead, answer Andrew's question.
	What was the question, Andrew?
	Are you still married to all of these people?
	Um, kind of, like, that's not um, I guess it depends on how I view it in my mental space.
	When's the last time you were married?
	Um a long time ago, like a year ago.
	A year ago, okay.
	So you've been celibate for a year?
	Pretty much.
	What do you mean, pretty much?
	Well, it depends on your definition of celibate, because if I'm not mistaken, the actual term celibate means abstaining from sex, period, in this lifetime.
	Celibacy.
	Are you familiar with that?
	Well, just abstaining from sex.
	Right.
	Like, like, not, it's not like, oh, I'm celibate for a week.
	It's like celibacy is like.
	No, you can be celibate for a week.
	Are you sure?
	Can we pull that up?
	Like, I'm pretty sure.
	Okay, well, we'll grant that it's certainly the case for a year.
	So it's been a year.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Hold on.
	And then.
	So you are waiting until marriage before you engage in marriage.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Like, I'm not, I'm not going to.
	Well, let me explain it.
	I'm not going to perform that act unless it's somebody that is of my standard of husband.
	Right.
	Like somebody that could possibly be the father of my children, right?
	I'm not going to fuck around with somebody who's not worthy of that.
	If you get married again and you go through the legal process and this type of thing, are you committing adultery on your other husbands?
	I'm not getting married legally.
	That's not in the vision.
	Okay, so you never get married legally, but you just get married via the soul to the next guy.
	Are you committing adultery?
	I guess so, yeah.
	In your religion, yes.
	No, in your view.
	In my view, no.
	Okay, but you just said that you were married to her.
	Well, we're talking, I'm talking on the topic of the Christian Bible, and I'm not a Christian.
	So in my view, no.
	But back when I wrote that, I was going to a Christian church and I was hearing these sermons about sex before marriage.
	And this is what I had concluded.
	So what I'm confused about is you're saying you wrote, you're only dating for marriage, but you don't want to get married.
	So.
	Just in like, no, I don't, yeah, I don't want to get married legally.
	Like, the fucking government, that has no, that holds no weight in my life.
	No value.
	So is marriage, but then you say when you have sex with someone, you're married.
	Like, that's so that's that's the current term for it, I guess you would say.
	How can she say from like the Christian perspective?
	Like when she's talking about sex as marriage, she's talking about like the Christian perspective.
	Your belief right this second.
	Yeah.
	If you sleep with a person, are you married to them?
	Oh, you're binding your souls together.
	Yeah, that's a very that's a very you believe that not not some other people.
	You believe that that's true.
	Uh, yeah, I guess it depends on the on the definition of marriage as well.
	If that's if you're saying that word and you have bound your soul to three other people, yeah.
	Yes, yes.
	Okay, so then if you bind your soul to another person, are you committing adultery?
	Um yeah, unfortunately.
	So any guy that you marry, you are going to have to proclaim yourself an adulteress?
	I don't have to.
	Well, I mean, it's an entailment.
	You would just be hiding information from him, right?
	No.
	You'd be like, by the way, I have these other three husbands, and, you know, but I'm only banging you.
	Yeah, but you're taking my spiritual meaning.
	You're married to me.
	You're taking my spiritual meaning and you're putting it in a physical, literal sense.
	That's why it sounds silly.
	Well, there's no.
	The thing is, even within your spiritual context, it would still be body, soul, right?
	Or spirit, if you want to say that instead of soul.
	Right.
	These things are not divorced from each other.
	Yeah.
	The body and the soul?
	Yeah, they're not divorced from each other.
	Oh, I think they can be.
	Yeah, but well, no, how?
	Unless you're dead, how could they be divorced from each other?
	Once consciousness realizes that it's not operating in the physical body, I think there can be a big separation there, speaking from personal experience.
	But you're still in your body.
	Yeah, you're still in it, but it's like the realization.
	The body is still breathing and your consciousness still exists in both spaces no matter what.
	Yes, but the realization, I feel like the realization kind of severs that.
	Sever.
	Yes.
	when you when you marry somebody with your soul next you will be committing adultery to the other three keepers of your soul um well if i could go back and do it again i would only yeah but you can't go back and do it exactly Exactly.
	So from your view, you're an adulteress.
	No, I wouldn't claim that.
	I'm not shit.
	How could you not be?
	How could you not be an adulteress?
	If you're claiming that you were actually married via soul to three other men, you're going to marry a fourth man.
	How would you not be committing adultery on the three other men?
	Okay, then, yeah, sure.
	Yeah.
	I'm an adulteress if you want to put a label on it, but I don't claim that.
	This whole thing is completely incoherent.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it's consistent.
	It's consistent.
	It's just like, you know, I don't know.
	I feel like you're kind of like not on the same wavelength.
	Like, you're not picking up what I'm putting down.
	So it's kind of hard to explain it to you all.
	I feel like adulterous is like a very religious kind of thing while you're going to have multiple soul ties with multiple different people.
	So your soul.
	Soul tie is not a religious thing.
	No, but it is in the more spiritual way.
	Instead of saying adultery, though, it's less like you've done something bad and more so a piece of your soul is going to be connected to as many people as you give that to.
	And maybe that means a smaller part of your soul will go to each person.
	But I think in the Christian sense, it would be adultery.
	And in the womb of the world.
	So it's like spiritual prostitution.
	Yeah, sure.
	Spiritual whoredom or spiritual adultery?
	Sure.
	That's what you want to call it.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So a couple things here, guys.
	TTS, we've lowered it to 100 if you guys want to get one in.
	I guess, again, my question here is, you said you're waiting until marriage.
	Or sorry, are you waiting until marriage?
	Yes, currently, yes.
	But you don't want to get married.
	Legally.
	I don't want to get married legally.
	So in the legal level.
	So what way would you get married?
	Would there be a ceremony?
	Personally, yes.
	For me, it would be a very spiritual.
	Who would officiate it?
	Just like a random.
	Somebody who's meaningful in my life.
	Probably my dad.
	Okay, your dad.
	Yeah.
	Would officiate.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I don't play by the rules of the government.
	I don't give a fuck what everybody else says.
	I'm going to do my wedding however I want it.
	And I definitely don't want anything in the government system.
	Look, I believe marriages like that could be valid.
	Right?
	I think that, you know, from my view, there doesn't need to be an officiate from a government to make a marriage valid.
	I would consider it a sacrament.
	If you're saying that this is like, but you still are at the same mercy of the same logic, because if you're just making the declaration of we are married because our souls have connected, then you've got three other husbands running around out there and you're all adultering on each other.
	Yeah, I guess that shit.
	I guess that's the reality, Andrew.
	I guess that is.
	And it's unfortunate, you know.
	I wish I made better decisions, but here we are.
	So are you the next guy you meet, you're gonna like how, I guess how long are you gonna wait until you want to get married?
	Probably like at least a year.
	Like to know that they're like worthy of building.
	You know, marriage is farther down the line, but like.
	So you're going to wait to have sex until you're married.
	Is that correct?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So you're going to wait a year.
	But none of the previous guys you dated, that was your standard.
	Do I have that correct?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So all the, including the scammer drug dealer guy.
	How soon after meeting him did you guys hook up?
	I had known him for a couple years.
	So it's probably like in terms of dating.
	Because you said you were only dating for three months.
	Yeah, I think in terms of dating, it's probably a month.
	One month.
	Okay.
	So this is what you're pitching to future guys.
	I had sex within a month of meeting a scammer criminal, but the good guy, the father of my children, he has to wait a year or longer until I'm married to him.
	I think the fact that I chose to do that in the past doesn't give my next suitor, I don't think that gives them a pass to a justification of like, okay, well, you need to have sex with me now.
	No, you can do any.
	You don't have to do anything.
	Okay.
	Right.
	But from the male perspective, especially since you're not approaching this from like an objective morality position, like religion, it seems just kind of like a raw deal for the guy.
	And like, you know, I'll give you some analogies to explain why.
	Go ahead first.
	Well, you make your point and then I'll.
	Okay, I was going to say, I think that that really depends on the man too, because a lot of men in this generation are very lustful and on that vibration.
	And I've came very far from that state.
	And I think somebody who's looking for a good soul rather than somebody to sleep with, I think they will understand where I'm coming from.
	That's really what I look for in a man.
	So my standards will automatically weave out any bad weeds.
	I guess the male perspective on this would be, and look, women can change how they move.
	You could have previously slept with 100 men all within 15 minutes of meeting them.
	And then Mr. 101, you can say, nope, I'm going to wait until marriage.
	You're going to wait two years, blah, blah, blah, whatever, whatever.
	I would say that's a pretty raw deal for the guy.
	How about this, though?
	I'll give you a couple scenarios to perhaps elucidate why it's kind of a raw deal.
	You go to an ice cream shop.
	There's 10 people in line in front of you.
	Each of those 10 people get the ice cream for free.
	You finally get to the front of the line, and now they tell you it's going to be $10.
	How would that make you feel?
	I'd be like, damn, okay.
	You wouldn't feel like kind of gypped or what the fuck?
	It depends on their reasoning.
	I mean, did the first 10 people have a coupon?
	Was it like a special going on?
	You know, they just don't like me.
	Just kind of arbitrary.
	How about this?
	Okay.
	Hmm.
	Looking for, somebody sent me some good ones here.
	I mean, how about this?
	I mean, this is super simple.
	It's really easy, right?
	So if it's the case, let's say that you had previous partners and you didn't make them wait, and then the next guy, you're like, you're going to wait.
	He knows you didn't make previous partners wait.
	Why wouldn't he feel gypped?
	Wait, wait, wait, one more time, Andrew.
	Like, let's say, okay, so there's Jim and Bob.
	Okay.
	So you meet Jim and you think Jim is awesome, okay?
	And in the first week, you sleep with Jim.
	The very first week you meet him, you think he's so great, you sleep with him.
	And then things unfortunately don't work out between you and poor Jim.
	So you go over to Bob and you really like Bob and Bob is great and he's wonderful.
	You meet Bob later and you say, well, Bob, you got to wait.
	And then one night you're having a nice conversation over dinner and you tell Bob about Jim and how you slept with him in the first week.
	How does that make Bob feel, the guy who now has to wait?
	Wouldn't he feel like he was inferior to Jim, the guy you gave it up to?
	No.
	Why wouldn't he feel like that?
	Because the man that I'm ever going to explain myself in any scenario to, this man is going to be understanding.
	Now, these things happened many years ago.
	And if you talk to anybody that has had a spiritual awakening, you know, you have to go through some tough shit to realize, you know, there's more.
	So it's like, damn, I wish this chick hadn't gone through a spiritual awakening.
	No, so no, Andrew, so maybe.
	Maybe, but what I'm saying is any man that I end up with, he's going to fucking respect that, honestly.
	He's going to respect that decision.
	And that's going to make him want to marry me even more.
	Period.
	Why would that make him want to marry you more?
	Because I realized I had some wrongdoings.
	I understood them.
	I took accountability for them.
	And I realized I wanted to do better.
	And if any man doesn't respect that, then shit, I don't want him in my life.
	Yeah, I can understand him respecting accountability and respecting all of that.
	I just don't know why it would make him feel worse or better that you made him making him wait.
	Okay, wait, Wrap your legs around him right away.
	But you're stating this so simply.
	It's like, how about the year or two years in between from meeting them?
	Like, how about all of that time, Andrew?
	Let me explain that to him.
	What did I do in that time?
	I worked on myself.
	I was celibate the entire time.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And I.
	It just came from Bob's perspective that Jim got a better deal.
	Well, if fucking Bob is a piece of shit, then yeah, he's going to have that perspective.
	And guess what?
	Why does that make him a piece of shit?
	Because it's like, why wouldn't you respect that?
	Like, I made a mistake and I want to do better.
	Why wouldn't you respect that?
	I don't understand.
	So, okay, well, here, let's take the logic to its conclusion then.
	Okay, let's say you had fucked 100 guys in a single night, but you took accountability for it.
	Why wouldn't he respect that?
	Why wouldn't he?
	Okay, but you can't just compare.
	Why wouldn't he?
	Nah, Andrew, don't make that noise because you can't just compare.
	Why wouldn't he?
	Why wouldn't he respect that?
	I've heard this argument from you many times before, and you can't just compare.
	You cannot just compare.
	Answer the question.
	All right, ask it one more time.
	Go ahead.
	What makes.
	Okay, go ahead.
	Why wouldn't he respect it anyway, even if you took all that accountability?
	Why?
	Because of the number.
	Right, but so all you're saying is that.
	So what's the proper number?
	If you've done this five times, is that too many?
	You're asking me?
	Yeah, if you had slept with a guy in the first week five times, that's too many.
	Well, I think what's really telling is it's like, yeah, we can make mistakes, but it's how we move forward.
	Like, I think somebody else said this earlier.
	It's how we move forward from that, right?
	So maybe I slept with 100 guys, right?
	And then I'm celibate for, you guys say celibate, for 10 years, for 10 years.
	And I took all that time.
	Maybe I went to therapy.
	Maybe I started going to the gym.
	Maybe I started eating healthy, meditating.
	You know, it's like, that's really telling.
	It's like.
	Yeah, but when that dude hears that you plowed 100 dudes in a night, isn't he going to go, eh?
	Oh, no.
	No matter how much time has passed, not a man that's up to my standards.
	No, absolutely not.
	So the man who's up to your standards is a man who could look past you sleeping with 100 dudes in a single night.
	That's kind of hard to answer because that's hypothetical.
	No, it's hypothetical.
	So I'm like trying to apply it to my scenario.
	So what if you had slept with a guy the first week seven times?
	Should your man be able to see past that?
	Wait, one guy seven times in one week.
	That's what I'm saying.
	No, Seven different guys in the first week you met him.
	Yeah.
	Like I said, I think it's the telling of what you do afterwards.
	And how about your religion?
	Like, I don't know.
	Does Christianity exactly do, what's it called?
	When you go and tell your sins, do they do that?
	Confessionalism.
	Yes.
	Look, I'm all for people reforming, and I think it's still much more reasonable.
	All right, so I really feel like it's much more noble to move towards reforming, absolutely, and stopping the bad behavior.
	Yeah.
	I just don't think that it actually gives any protection against the judgment against the behavior.
	Meaning, like, I don't give a shit if you're the most pious Christian woman in the world, right?
	If you slept with 100 dudes in a night, I ain't ever going to date you, no matter what.
	Hey, I don't care.
	I don't, you know, maybe by the grace of God, thank God he forgave you, right?
	Right.
	And I'm not going to hold it against you.
	I just also am not going to date you.
	Hey, and that's okay, Andrew.
	You know, we need people like you in this world, and we need people of the other duality in this world as well.
	So, stems?
	Yeah, shit.
	We need both polarities.
	Like, we really do.
	There's not one right formula to life.
	And you are not superior to a man because you make a different decision.
	Like, in your Bible, it says all men are created equal.
	And I've superior to any man.
	I said you're not.
	Now, if you think you're superior to anybody else on this earth, I think that kind of defies your logic a bit because your Bible says all men are created equal, does it not?
	Where?
	I don't fucking know.
	It's not in my Bible.
	Look it up.
	Look it up.
	That's the Declaration of Independence.
	You dope.
	Not the Bible.
	No, no.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, bro.
	Quote it.
	You have to read it.
	I did read the Bible.
	I actually was in church for years.
	So what, Andrew's trying to say?
	I'll tell you what.
	I'll even let you Google it.
	Tell me where in the Bible it says all men are created equal.
	Okay.
	Okay, what's your question?
	Go ahead.
	a question so according to his analogy or whatever if a woman slept with a hundred men and then she repents would god forgive her if you're you're okay so you think you're more superior than god and you think you're you can i finish my question please Yeah, yeah.
	Do you think that your opinion is more important and it's more superior than God's opinion?
	Do you think you offer a better heaven than God could?
	Because he would, he says he would forgive anybody, even if you murdered him.
	Andrew, let me jump in really quick here.
	No, I just want to make sure I got this right.
	There's a Chomo, a kid diddler, and he's on death row.
	He diddled 10,000 children.
	He repents and he's forgiven.
	Do you think you're better than him?
	Honestly, so.
	Hang on, hang on.
	Hang on, hang on.
	Let me finish.
	No.
	I want to make sure you do not think you're better than that person, right?
	You're same, same?
	Honestly, I think that you shouldn't answer my question with another question.
	I don't appreciate that at all because I feel like we both are.
	Okay, let me answer your question.
	Yes, but when we're talking about the idea of superiority, we obviously have a different definition of what that means.
	So now answer mine, please.
	What was your answer?
	Are you the same as a man?
	No, I didn't say what was your question.
	Are you, or yes, you did say superiority?
	No, I said what's your answer?
	Inferior to a man who diddled 1,000 children.
	Are you the same?
	So you're not answering my question, though, so why should I say that?
	Yes.
	What part of yes is that?
	Yes, what?
	I didn't understand that.
	I didn't understand.
	Yes, again.
	Yes, yes.
	Yes, I'm superior to them.
	Yes.
	No, that's not what I asked, though.
	Now it's my turn.
	So now that I've answered your question, 14 years ago.
	Yo, Andrew, whoever hasn't sinned, casts the first stone.
	So you think how does that apply to that logic?
	One thing really quick here.
	So, yeah, under religion, people who have committed crimes or people who have a sordid past can be saved by Christ.
	Men do not need to then disregard a woman's baggage when he's making a dating determination.
	Like a Christian man doesn't need to be like, well, she's been forgiven or saved by Christ er go.
	I must date her.
	I got a question.
	Men can still, even Christian men.
	Would never, would never question her salvation.
	Hey, I have a question.
	If I followed your logic, you have to understand that if you really believe, like she believes, no, I didn't.
	I didn't.
	I feel like honestly, like, people just put words in my mouth.
	Wait, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.
	Wait, what?
	What is that?
	Is that a rage quit?
	Are you.
	I'm just pointing out the attainment of the logic here.
	It's like.
	Wait, Andrew.
	Yo, I have one question for you, though.
	Just come back, sit down.
	Don't worry.
	Andrew, are you listening?
	Yes.
	What would Jesus do?
	Here, if you're going to talk, you got to come back to the table.
	So just go ahead.
	Just sit.
	Yeah, go ahead, take a seat.
	Are you familiar with the concept of the Holy Trinity?
	Yes, I am.
	So you would agree on the concept of the Holy Trinity, that Jesus Christ and God are the same being?
	Yes.
	Okay, great.
	So then that would mean that Jesus nuked Sodom and Gomorrah for sexual sin, right?
	Wait, I don't know about that.
	I'm sorry.
	Bro.
	You don't know about that?
	Are you.
	Just come back to the table.
	No, I don't know about that.
	Can I check them?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	That wasn't even that bad of an exchange.
	I don't know.
	All right, hold on.
	I think that's maybe a rage quit, but she's welcome to, she's still kind of here, so she's welcome to come back to the table, whatever.
	You guys disagreed, not a big deal.
	Yeah, hold on.
	Really even brutal exchange.
	We have a couple chats that are coming through, guys.
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	Sorry, let me clarify.
	The man not only didn't call for help, but he pointed and laughed at the 30 women while they were being beaten.
	Does his past not matter?
	That's a little aggressively answered that question, so I guess I'll start it off, if that's okay.
	To me, now at this point, if he pointed and laughed, I wouldn't personally forgive him, but everyone's forgiven through Jesus Christ.
	So you can try that.
	Hey, either rejoin the panel.
	You gotta either just rejoin the panel, but we can't have people talking back there.
	I guess, really quick on the final thing here, maybe I don't know if this analogy is going to be helpful.
	Imagine a man having a reputation for spending obscene amounts of money on women that he had no interest in dating.
	Then when he dates you, he says he won't spend a dime until you prove yourself to him.
	Would you accept that?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Why not?
	You guys be fine with that?
	Okay, so every single, here's another one then.
	This guy you meet, you like him, he likes you, or at least you think.
	You find out somehow through the grapevine that every single girl he dated before you, no, no, no, no, not even that.
	All the girls that he just hooked up with, but never like dated seriously, he bought them gifts, took them on trips, expensive dinners, etc.
	There's been no change to his financial situation.
	But then he meets you and he says, you're the one.
	I want to be in a long-term relationship with you, but we have to wait for me to do all those things that I gave away to those other women who I claim I don't care about.
	Those things have to wait.
	I won't do those things with you.
	Any objections there?
	Hey, Brian, like I said, it's the action afterwards that's the most tell him.
	Huh?
	The action afterwards.
	Yeah, it's the action afterwards.
	So how long, like, you're just saying a very blatant, plain statement.
	Like, what happened in between?
	Has this man done self-improvement?
	Like, why am I even with him in the first place if he's spending all this money on all these girls he wouldn't date?
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like, there needs to be some context here, you know?
	It's a hypothetical to point out that women will have sort of two categories that they put men into.
	Sometimes women will even actively have a guy waiting while having a friends with benefits, while having a sneaky link.
	They'll be going on dates telling this guy, I want to wait, I want to wait, I want to wait.
	Meanwhile, that's not her actual value.
	That's not her actual virtue.
	She's just doing this arbitrary thing as sort of a game to either attempt to portray like virtue signaling, basically, false virtue signaling.
	That's the objection.
	Right, but then the double standard and the unfair treatment.
	And I agree with that.
	I agree with that.
	Like, women do do that.
	Women will have a guy waiting, right?
	But that's what I'm saying.
	It's the action after.
	Because if you look at my life from the past year, like, that's going to be way more telling than a woman who is telling a guy to wait, but she also has a dude on the side.
	You know what I'm saying?
	There's a big difference there.
	So don't get it twisted.
	Quick thing, Andrew, if you need, but I do got to get this going.
	Yeah, so I'll just show you the value assessment real quick.
	So show of hands at the table if you've met some really, really good men.
	Just a show of hands.
	Okay, that makes sense to me.
	Show of hands if you've met some really, really bad men.
	Yeah, so you see how all of you are able to make these value assessments of good, worse, better, things like this, right?
	Every single one of you.
	So it's really funny when people say things like, we're the same.
	Everyone's the same.
	Remember not to judge, right?
	Because we're all the same.
	And yet, when I ask if you've met really good men, you say yes.
	And if you've met really bad men, you say yes.
	Andrew.
	So what you're doing immediately is you're assessing the value of some people is way higher than the value of other people.
	You're doing that the second you raise your hand.
	In this case, the same value assessment is going to happen in dating, right?
	You're going to be like, I've met some really good women.
	I met some really bad women.
	When it comes to the same thing with body count, right?
	It's like, I would say in the good woman category, lesser body count is what men are after when they're going to give the value assessment for good woman or better woman, right?
	Does that make sense?
	Yes.
	Hey, Blondie, are you coming back or what's up?
	No, Andrew's really mad.
	Okay, so I don't know if the viewers can hear that.
	I'll just repeat it.
	She said, Andrew's really mean and I don't want to talk to him anymore.
	Please kindly escort her out of the studio then.
	She can't wait here.
	Grab your stuff and leave, please.
	Okay, well, that's surprising.
	I didn't even think that that was that heated of an exchange.
	Did you guys think that that was the?
	I didn't even think that was that bad.
	I don't think it was bad at all.
	It could just be podcast fatigue at this point.
	Podcast fatigue.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	I think he's trying, what he was trying to tell her was because he's been through biblical principles.
	And, you know, and this is where it's coming from.
	So when you're just, I'm just trying to explain to make value assessments.
	Yeah.
	Just like how we make value assessments and judgments of people.
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	Andrew, I just have one question for you.
	Hold on, hold on.
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	Women have used me in various ways, including to satisfy their lust.
	So, your statement that men are more lustful than women is incorrect and biased.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Is that me?
	I don't know.
	There's another one coming through.
	You're going to have to save your question until the end because we have to keep it moving.
	Thank you, Pacey George.
	Appreciate it.
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	Appreciate it.
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	Careful was a prefect example of when a man puts pressure on a weak woman, she'll run to a low-value man to validate her immature behavior.
	Huh?
	Would I be great?
	Thank you, Bass Thor.
	Appreciate it.
	I think so.
	All right.
	Yeah, I'll take it.
	Thank you, Bass Thor.
	Okay.
	Hold on.
	Where were we?
	Where is it?
	You also wrote, Rose, you think dating culture has been ruined?
	Do you think lots of women date and marry because they're desperate, not because they found a man up to their standards?
	Likewise, for the men.
	Do you think it goes both ways?
	Yeah, it definitely goes both ways.
	Okay.
	All right.
	They commonly say you can't expect anyone to be perfect.
	And what I hear is I'm settling for less.
	But you did frame it as this is like an occurrence that occurs more so with women.
	I'm not going to bite on that.
	There's about someone out there who will meet your standards.
	You're just looking in the wrong places.
	You believe when they do date out of desperation, it causes major issues later down the line.
	No disagreement.
	Do you think today's society abuses sex and then gets mad at the outcome?
	Yeah.
	STDs, babies, attachment issues.
	It's designed to strengthen the bond with a significant other, create life, blah, blah, blah.
	Any other reason?
	Okay.
	Nothing else there for us to bite on.
	We're going to go around the table.
	What do you rate your looks on a scale of one to ten?
	What do you rate your looks on a scale of one to ten, starting with you, Rose?
	I'll just say five.
	Really?
	Manifestation, Batty?
	Okay.
	Going to you.
	What do you rate your looks on a scale of one to ten?
	Wait, I should have done it.
	I wanted to do.
	No, no, no.
	I want to do something different with this.
	Everybody close their eyes.
	Okay, everybody close their eyes.
	I'm scared.
	Hands up.
	Both hands?
	Yeah, so what you rate your looks on a scale of one to ten, demonstrate it with your fingers.
	Okay, wait.
	So.
	Wait.
	You got to do it, Lauren.
	I ain't doing it.
	Okay, I can't even see this shit.
	Fuck it.
	I'm just going to do it the old way.
	Okay.
	What'd you rate yourself on a scale of one to ten?
	Can I think about it?
	You just fucking fucking handed it.
	No, not like that.
	Not like, no, I was like.
	Oh my god.
	I'm not a 10.
	I'm not a 10.
	But you had 10 finger.
	No, I was.
	She was waiting.
	I was waiting because you're making up your mind.
	I said do it.
	And then you said, I'm sorry.
	You didn't host that one very well.
	I said it very clearly.
	Jesus Christ, bro.
	All right.
	What do you rate your looks on a scale of one to ten, starting with you?
	I'm going to not answer this question.
	You know, I don't have to.
	I've given you a pass before.
	Just answer the question.
	Come on.
	Me?
	I mean, I hate, I think the idea of putting someone on a scale of like one to ten is like pretty disgusting as is, so I wouldn't do it.
	Why?
	Why is it disgusting?
	I don't think I should be like belittled down to a number, and I don't think anyone else should be either.
	I don't think it's belittlement.
	That's how I see it.
	Why is there this idea that it's belittling if people assess how they look, which they do every single day?
	You assessed your look before you came on the podcast.
	You assessed what makeup to use.
	You assess whether or not you're going to pluck your eyebrows, whether or not you're going to comb your hair a certain way, whether or not you're going to put on which brand of lipstick, what you're going to wear.
	You probably thought about it for hours, perhaps even for days leading up to the podcast.
	Perhaps you even said, I need to pick out a good outfit and make sure you're not going to be able to do it.
	I think you're assuming a lot of inaccurate things, but go off.
	Well, no, I don't think so.
	I think that just by- I think I thought about for days what makeup I was going to fucking put on.
	You're wearing makeup on so you assessed your looks before you left the house because otherwise you would not have purposely put something on your face to change how you look.
	Right.
	Yeah, so you can make these value assessments.
	The thing is, is like, what about that is actually belittling?
	I don't know.
	I guess I was taught in a way that like everyone, obviously everyone is equal.
	And I think that putting people on a scale of like one through 10, just based on physical appearance is just, I mean, it's something I was taught growing up is disrespectful.
	You don't really believe that, do you?
	Like, you don't really believe that people are equally beautiful and people are equally as attractive.
	Like, you don't honestly believe any of that dopey shit, do you?
	I mean, with the way I was raised, I was raised to believe those things.
	One thing on this.
	So I did a review of your TikTok account, and your most viewed TikTok accounts are about you praising and simping over really, really good-looking men.
	Why don't you praise and simp over less conventionally attractive men or ugly men?
	So are you saying that every dude I've ever made a TikTok about is conventionally attractive?
	What do you mean?
	Is that true?
	Well, I think you're trying to do this.
	I am.
	Hold on.
	You're trying to do this rhetorical sleight of hand where you're going to narrow in onto the term conventional.
	But is it not the case that you've made multiple, multiple TikToks, and some of them are your most viewed TikToks, where you've like pointed out, oh my God, I've got this huge crush on this guy and said guy happens to be a really, really attractive, famous, rich person.
	That's not, that actually is like not always true, though.
	I'm actually happy to go with the line of conventional.
	Sure, sure.
	Most of your TikToks have been over conventionally attractive men.
	Honed in on the word conventional.
	I dare say.
	But why?
	How are you able to?
	Hone in on the word.
	I just didn't want to put myself on a scale of one to ten.
	How the fuck is this going this way?
	Well, hopefully people can just answer the question so I can move the show along, but just don't be mad when the show goes late.
	I mean, you want to argue, you want to argue?
	Or we can move.
	I mean, you can move on.
	You could just be like, I'm an ex.
	Okay, I'm going to get everybody's answers and I can come back to you.
	Go ahead.
	Seven.
	Six.
	Three.
	I'll give myself a seven.
	Six.
	Five.
	Oh, I already said my answer, but I'm a five.
	Just repeat it, I guess.
	Okay, Felicity.
	Six.
	I'll give myself a five, Andrew.
	I'm obviously a 10.
	Obviously, of course.
	Obvious.
	Obviously.
	Yeah, there's a lot of disbelief at that table.
	A lot of disbelieving looks eye rolls.
	A little bit of chuckling, a little bit of laughing.
	It's almost like you guys are holding me to some kind of beauty standard that you have in your head or something.
	I don't know.
	It's really strange.
	It's almost like you don't actually believe that I'm a 10, but rather perhaps a different number than a 10.
	It's really strange because, you know, we're all the same and stuff.
	I was laughing at Felicity because I obviously she's not a six.
	Of course, you weren't laughing at the absurdity of a 41-year-old chain smoker saying he was a 10 physically, right?
	That would be absurd.
	Of course, you wouldn't laugh at that.
	You've got a sexy little salt and pepper thing going on.
	Don't downgrade yourself.
	You got a great voice.
	Yeah, Andrew, I think you manifested it.
	None of you thought I was a 10 walking into this place and ain't none of you going to think I'm a 10 walking out of this place.
	And I'm totally fine with that because I'm old and I don't care.
	And also, it's what's true, right?
	And so when you look at this, it's like, I always say I'm a 10.
	I always watch everyone laughing and rolling their eyes, right?
	Why?
	Because we like to lie to each other, don't we?
	We all like to lie to each other.
	Oh, girl, you're so beautiful when she's fucking ugly as sin.
	Oh, girl, that's a beautiful outfit when it's an ugly ass outfit.
	Like, I watch you guys do this all day.
	Like, here, let's do this.
	I'm going to ask a question.
	I want you guys to be actually honest, right?
	Actually honest.
	Raise your hand if when you walked in, you sat down at the table and all of you were making your little intros.
	Now, I've seen this, the intros to this show 100 times before the cameras are rolling.
	And here's how it goes: Where are you from?
	I'm from blah, blah, blah.
	Oh, I love the this.
	I love the that.
	You're all making your like little introductions.
	Raise your hands, though, if you judged and assess the looks of the other people, at least one of the other people at the table when you sat down.
	Just raise your hand if you did that.
	Judge the looks.
	I can't quite get it up.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Now, what were you judging it against?
	Well, I wasn't judging.
	Oh, me.
	What were you judging it against?
	Not against anything.
	I'm just like observing someone's appearance.
	It's not like I'm like, I don't know what to say about that.
	I'm just like, oh, you have this hair.
	Oh, like you're wearing that.
	Oh, so you just happen to catalog things.
	Andrew wearing a green shirt.
	You're making no other value judgments about that.
	Yeah.
	Is that hard to do?
	Really?
	Do you think anybody would ever believe that in a million years?
	You're just like, I just like to categorize the colors of things and what people are wearing, but make no other value judgments on that whatsoever.
	I mean, like, I, I'm sorry, but I could give less of a shit about what you're wearing.
	Yeah, probably not me.
	If the question wasn't about me, it was that if you sat down at the table, looked at the appearance of the other women at the table and made assessments and value judgments.
	Perhaps you looked at one and said, and thought in your head, she's kind of fat.
	Maybe you looked at another one and you thought, man, she really shouldn't wear that blouse.
	Or you looked at another one and was like, I don't like those eyebrows.
	You're any type of value judgment like that.
	Raise your hand if you made a single value judgment like that when you sat down.
	Okay, we got one honest person.
	I was two honest people.
	There we go.
	And that's, and see, you're not raising your hand, but the thing is, is like, you're likely the most dishonest person on the panel.
	And the reason is, is because we all do this.
	We all do this.
	We all sit down and make value judgments and assessments on each other all the time, non-stop, everywhere we go.
	And we do it consciously, subconsciously, but mostly consciously.
	Right?
	We all do this.
	And it's only the people who want to lie, right?
	They want to lie because we like telling each other these fun lies, because it helps society stay together and helps avoid conflict and this type of thing.
	But if you could really say out loud all the things you thought about the other women on the panel, they probably wouldn't like you very much, right?
	Like that's actually the case.
	And I just wish that when we talk about rating systems one through ten, attractiveness, conventional attractiveness, that people would just be honest that, like, look, no, we're not really very equal at all.
	And there is a symmetrical beauty standard we adhere to because men who look a certain way, they're not just conventionally attractive, they're globally attractive.
	And the same thing with women.
	That's all.
	Do you want to rate yourself?
	I really don't.
	All right.
	We'll come back to that really quick.
	We have some chats coming through.
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	Appreciate it.
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	Dreads girl, you talk about having different mental states.
	I'm a software developer.
	In our world, we describe you as being in an inconsistent state.
	Damn, well, good thing I'm not in your world.
	Thanks for that, though.
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	You know what I find confusing?
	My mother became a feminist because of the residential school era.
	She had a reason to become that way.
	But why did almost every woman in the West become a feminist?
	Who here's a feminist show of hands?
	Nobody?
	Nobody here's a feminist?
	We have just a bunch of massandrists here then?
	Just go.
	I guess misogynist, I mean, sorry.
	I feel like there's a really harsh definition of feminism right now that's kind of so far away from, I think, what original feminism was.
	And I don't want to associate myself with the weirdness for sure.
	But do I think that women deserve rights and the ability to drive a car and have a job?
	Like, yeah.
	But I would say the new age feminism is just kind of weird.
	What is your objections to the perception of modern feminism?
	What are they getting wrong?
	I feel like there's a lot of aggression, to be honest with you.
	And there's a lot of just putting men down for kind of no reason.
	For just existing?
	Yeah, and they're just like, oh, well, men are like below us just because they're a man.
	I don't like that.
	I think it's much too aggressive.
	Definitely just too much anger.
	And I think that's just what it stemmed from: is feeling like we have to be so angry towards men.
	And then you have these men who are like, yes, I want to be behind the feminist women.
	And you can kind of see the masculinity just being drained out of them.
	And I do like gender roles.
	And I think that at this point, the far feminist movement is trying to make everybody like cisgender.
	Or not cisgender, but age gender.
	Quick question on Nick, do we have the AI stuff?
	Both of them?
	Perfect.
	Before we get into that, going around the table, starting with you, do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time?
	You're 23, better looking at 33?
	Probably not.
	Okay.
	I don't know.
	23, better looking at 33?
	No.
	21, better looking at 31?
	No.
	22, better looking at 32?
	I'm not 22.
	Probably not.
	Okay, 27, better looking.
	I'm 26, but 36.
	Better looking in 10 years?
	Not necessarily, no.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Better looking in 10 years?
	You're 25, right?
	I'm 25.
	Okay.
	Better looking in 10 years?
	35?
	I don't know.
	I have a tricky one with this one because my mom, she, I know it's not me, but my mom, she was like 40-something and she got better looking when she was in her 50s.
	So I don't know.
	Okay.
	I don't know.
	What do you think?
	I really don't know.
	Well, do you think you'll be better looking in 20, 30, 40 years?
	When you're how about 30 years when you're 55?
	Better looking?
	That's how, like, that's like, she's around, like, that age, like 52, 53.
	Okay, so better looking?
	I don't know.
	I'm not sure.
	Okay, you're 55, better looking in 10 years?
	I would say I'm staying the same because of the healthy lifestyle.
	But yeah, a little agey.
	So in 10 years?
	I won't be better looking.
	But 65, you'll be just as good looking, I guess.
	I guess just the same.
	Let's go back.
	What about 75?
	Same or worse?
	No.
	I would say.
	Into the mic, please.
	Older.
	I would say that would be no.
	Okay, let's go back in time.
	45, better looking at 45 versus 55.
	Yeah, actually, yes.
	Okay.
	What about 35, 20 years?
	Better looking?
	Yes.
	25 versus 55 better looking?
	Yes.
	When would you say was your peak then?
	My peak was around 30.
	Got it.
	Okay, you're 18.
	Better looking in 10 years' time at nah 28?
	No?
	Okay.
	Well, we've put all of you through AI advancement.
	So we're going to make $100.
	Care 5.
	Feminism was scuffed from the day it was conceived and was ties to the account.
	If not, please explain how it is not account.
	Oh, it feels like a cult.
	Well, Pasteur George, thank you.
	Let's go ahead and pull that up.
	Yes, sir.
	I'm excited.
	Wait, I'm actually mortified.
	No.
	Hey, let's go.
	Where the fuck did you get this fucking photo?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Go back to that.
	Oh, wait.
	How did you fucking get that?
	I didn't even send it to you.
	It was the story.
	Oh, I'm so stupid.
	Sorry.
	I was like so thrown off on this.
	What?
	Okay.
	Do the Zoolander.
	What's that?
	The Blue Steel.
	You're a model and you don't know about Zoolander?
	No.
	That's the movie, right?
	Is that not the movie?
	Maybe you're wrong.
	She's in 2000, maybe.
	And the look is called Blue Steel.
	Blue Steel.
	Can you show me a reference?
	I'm all.
	Yeah, Andrew, do Blue Steel.
	I can't do it.
	The model.
	Wait, hold on.
	I can't do it.
	I can do the Magnum look.
	That's it.
	So dumb.
	Oh, that was so bad.
	All right, anyways.
	All right.
	Next.
	Oh, you look.
	Okay, I'm done.
	No, that's not bad.
	That's not bad.
	Wait, can we see one more?
	You have to love me, honestly.
	Smash.
	Like, does me dirty.
	Smash.
	Thank you very much.
	I mean, that middle one.
	I'm not like middle time.
	That's your future.
	No, I'm going to get both time.
	That's definitely 60.
	Wait, how accurate is this?
	Super accurate.
	Super accurate.
	So I won't see this.
	We take a time machine and Albert Einstein is who someone's next.
	That is so radio.
	Everyone is an old person, though.
	Like, I tell you my story.
	This is not that bad.
	This is cute.
	I like this.
	All right.
	Took some MILF.
	Next.
	All right.
	MILF for real.
	Okay.
	She's gone.
	Wait, this is crazy.
	When did she leave?
	She looks like she's an asshole person.
	She rage quit.
	When?
	She had two rage quits?
	I don't know.
	Yeah, two rage quits tonight.
	What the fuck?
	Silent buttons.
	Yeah, WTF, exactly.
	I didn't even notice.
	Oh, our second rage quit.
	Oh, wait, the second rage quit.
	Damn it.
	She rage quit, too.
	Look, the tattoo didn't fade at all.
	She's not her ass.
	Stop.
	I'm sorry.
	Perfect.
	That was funny.
	No, go in, Lauren.
	Go in.
	Don't hold back, Lauren.
	Here, tell us how you really feel.
	She's not here.
	You tell me how you really feel.
	Tell us how you really feel.
	i'm gonna say i'm kind of living for it all right She could be like an old rich Smash.
	True.
	That millionaire has Smash all the way.
	All right.
	Next.
	She reminds me of a modern-day Marilyn Minor.
	Oh, that's good.
	I like that.
	Yes.
	Cafeteria lady, I guess.
	Oh.
	I'm already Mr. Beastle.
	You're like barely aged.
	That's funny.
	Oh.
	That is bad.
	That was bad.
	It's giving you weird lines, though, because I know you're not going to look like that.
	No, I mean, the accuracy bad.
	So the middle, that's probably 50k.
	That middle is definitely 60.
	No, that's 50.
	Yeah, all of the accuracy is just not dear.
	That is so bad.
	Next.
	That is no shock.
	I hate how he's acting like this is real.
	Okay.
	Cool, I guess.
	Yeah, you look good.
	All right.
	There you go.
	All right.
	Next.
	Oh my God.
	You are so cute.
	You are going to be the cutest hippie grandma ever.
	Hey, can't wait.
	You're so cute.
	All right.
	Let's see here.
	Wait, do you want to?
	Yes.
	No, I'm vibing with you.
	You're cool, grandma.
	There you go.
	You know how to have some fun.
	It's kind of funny.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Girls, don't worry about getting older.
	That's like my biggest fear.
	I think this game got a little bigger.
	And don't let it.
	I can't.
	Wait, do you have one too?
	Yeah, we'll get to it.
	She bears a striking resemblance to, what is it, Jared Leto?
	Oh, no.
	Right?
	Anyways, whatever.
	Next.
	Oh, LSL.
	All right, nice.
	Next.
	Oh, Lord.
	Okay, you guys took a black and white.
	Took a black and white.
	Do we have the other ones?
	Wait, is that you?
	I want a picture of you today, age.
	That was me when I was with no beard?
	20.
	That's an old seven.
	Oh, okay, okay.
	I think I was.
	You look so different.
	Bro, stop fucking gooning over here, Felicity.
	I'm not.
	Should we pull up?
	I just know you love young Brian.
	What's that?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And Trew.
	And Drew.
	Boom.
	Okay.
	10 out of 10.
	Go off.
	W.
	I look exactly like my father.
	Like two or three times.
	Oh, no difference at all.
	And then what we've done is we've gender swapped all of you.
	Oh, hell yeah.
	So the question you have to ask yourself is: what do you rate the male version of you?
	And would you date them?
	10.
	I look exactly like that.
	We have some chats coming through.
	Pasty George Donella.
	Thank you, Pasty.
	Today's feminist-influenced women are so egotistical that they are more than willing to look like shiny, puffy freaks in a sad attempt to avoid getting old.
	What is wrong with getting old?
	I'm just scared of it.
	Because that's society.
	I think it's sacred.
	There's nothing wrong with you.
	Nothing's wrong with getting old at all.
	That's just a perception that you have of being scared of aging.
	Maybe.
	I don't know.
	My mom is having more fun at 50 than she was at 30.
	Andrew and Brian, you two are great.
	Thank you.
	Missed most of the show, but I am sure Andrew was right about that.
	Were there any self-proclaimed tens?
	I don't think so, no.
	I think Lauren wants to say she's.
	Shut the fuck up, bro.
	I think you want to say Lauren's a 10.
	Yeah, I'm going to say it.
	Listen.
	Can a girl just not answer a question?
	Wait, wasn't I supposed to rate you earlier in the show?
	Weren't you trying to say that you could pull all 8 billion people in the world earlier, too?
	That is definitely.
	That was you, right?
	That was me.
	The other host.
	No, that was definitely not me who said that.
	I was manifesting it, I think, right?
	I was manifesting.
	Who?
	Me.
	Oh, yeah, you.
	You fucking pieces.
	You did say it.
	How dare you?
	By the way, guys, we're lowering the TTS to $69.
	$69 TTS.
	So get it in.
	Get it in, boys.
	$69 TTS.
	It should be all set there.
	I'm just double checking.
	Hold on.
	Let me change one thing.
	We're going to get to the AI gender swap here in just a second.
	I'm excited for this.
	Boom.
	Oh, do we have Super Chat Snake or we're good?
	Okay.
	All right.
	Are you ready?
	No.
	I want to see if I look like my brother.
	Ready?
	All right.
	I've done this before.
	Oh.
	Oh, wait.
	I look just like my brother.
	Like, it's actually so.
	Yeah, no, that.
	Yeah.
	How old's your brother?
	My brother's 20.
	George donated $70.
	Thank you, brother.
	$69.
	TTS EA.
	Appreciate it, man.
	What is that?
	I look just like my brother.
	Make it small.
	Like, actually, creepy.
	Right, small?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Who here would smash?
	Smash.
	Smash for sure.
	No.
	No.
	You're saying Lauren is.
	I would.
	Dude, this is an AI generator.
	A male altered version of me.
	On a logical scale of just rating a person.
	Is it weird if I think the male version, like the male is hotter than the never mind?
	Yeah, that's fucking.
	It is weird.
	Wait, wait, you think you're funny?
	No, no.
	I just say, I just say he does look like he eats burritos, Brian.
	He looks like it's an inside joke.
	I hope so.
	Wait, so would you rate him on a scale of one to ten?
	I don't know.
	Oh, I really don't want to do this again.
	Can we do that?
	Would you date him, though?
	Would you date him?
	Would I date my brother?
	I literally sat here and said it looked jump.
	Like, he literally, like, I would bring this man home, and my brother would be like, what the fuck am I looking in a mirror?
	Like, actually.
	So, no, I would not.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Next.
	What?
	Oh, no.
	Yes, please.
	Fuck.
	Wait, who's the guy from 21 Jump Street?
	Like, the lip and nose number though.
	Channing Tatum.
	Yeah.
	He's still cute.
	Wait, is that?
	No, not Jonah Hill, the other one.
	Channing Tatum, right?
	Yeah.
	That doesn't look anything like that.
	No, not at all.
	Maybe like Taylor Lawton or something like that.
	That's like Down syndrome, Channing Tatum.
	Jesus.
	Literally, department store discount Channing.
	I kind of scared them.
	You know what?
	The one on the right looks like a little.
	It looks like Drake.
	No, it looks like the one.
	Do you see it?
	A little bit.
	I could see it.
	Bulgarian Drake.
	He has a Bulgarian.
	You know what?
	I think it is.
	Never mind.
	But something about Attack on Tylen.
	Okay.
	Next.
	Okay.
	Oh.
	Why aren't you guys doing that?
	Why is that one?
	Whoever's doing these, they stepped it up.
	I like it.
	Ew.
	Wait, no.
	Why is there so much space?
	Why does my ear look so big?
	Oh, don't.
	Yeah, wait.
	Don't hyper-focus it.
	Yeah, it's a little bit AI, a little bit.
	Come on, you're an attractive man.
	Would you date him?
	I would date him.
	Yeah, low-key.
	But how come, like, this dude looks nothing like you, though?
	Right?
	Like, that the eye is.
	The transfer of features make no sense.
	No.
	Hey, AI.
	Like, they made his nose way bigger, the mouth smaller.
	Like, the.
	Yeah, it doesn't.
	It doesn't matter.
	Yeah, that's why I'm not.
	I feel like the transfer, right?
	Wait, would you date the male version of you?
	No.
	No, I didn't like that.
	All right.
	That's pretty hot.
	Oh, wait.
	Oh, shit.
	He's going to ruin my life.
	She had some fake hearts.
	She doesn't have the face tat in this one.
	That's a funny thing.
	That's true.
	They get removed.
	That guy has a ton of heads in his freezer.
	I mean, that guy is.
	Yeah, he's also got some cocaine residue on his face.
	I was going to say, what is it?
	Just the fucking line of cocaine.
	You already know.
	Honestly, if this one showed up in court, I'm like, he's guilty.
	Put an ankle monitor on both legs.
	Yeah.
	Wow, is it because he's brown?
	Wow, that's so racist.
	You literally are the one who brought up him looking like a criminal first.
	I didn't say that.
	You said the cocaine thing.
	I just said cocaine.
	Okay, no, I don't.
	Damn, gaslit over here.
	Fucking Lauren professional gaslighter.
	Wow, but you're the racist, Brian.
	You're the racist.
	Shit.
	Just getting gaslit all night here, boys.
	You have the next one ready, Nick?
	All right.
	Boom.
	Oh.
	Okay, it looks like that is nothing.
	Looks like you.
	That's funny.
	Where'd the totes?
	I don't know.
	Wait.
	I feel like somebody's using a different AI now.
	Yeah.
	Because I feel like it's not really.
	I don't know.
	The old one was kind of a bit.
	It kind of has hurt.
	It has her.
	Anyways, whatever.
	Next, I guess.
	Wow.
	That looks like it's a little bit.
	That one's pretty spot on.
	Yeah.
	You got to pull that back up.
	Yeah, pull it back up.
	Hey.
	That's kind of bashful.
	It looks like a skinnier version of like my dad or my brother.
	Yeah.
	There you go.
	Okay.
	You look like Jeffrey Dahmer.
	A little bit.
	It's just like last name.
	I will say my dad is from Wisconsin.
	Oh, shit.
	Hold on.
	Give me a bottle, please.
	Patty.
	Hope you'll enjoy the rest of the show.
	Thank you, P. Daddy.
	Everybody's over 29.
	I'm dyslexic.
	I'll pop a ball of champagne.
	Then we have some TTSs coming in.
	Let's see here.
	Thank you, dude.
	Patty.
	Guys, W's in the fucking chat for Patty.
	Big dub.
	Thank you, dude.
	You're a legend.
	I do, yeah.
	SnackJet donated $69.69.
	$69.69 to help your quest to find the elephant.
	Here, labia, you deserve elephant labia.
	Yes, thank you.
	I appreciate it.
	Has anybody here ever been shamed for third labia?
	A third labia.
	Wait, wait, so who said yes?
	Somebody said yes.
	There's Lauren.
	Lauren said yes.
	I said yes before anything.
	She did say yes before anything.
	So have you ever been shamed?
	I said, yeah.
	Thank you.
	She's been shamed tonight.
	I don't have much knowledge down there.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's like the inner lips.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	Like some people will call them like roast beef.
	Wait, yeah.
	Didn't Matt Reif do a whole bit on this?
	Fuck Matt Rife.
	I remember.
	He literally did a whole bit on this.
	It was insane.
	Why do we not like that?
	Because he talks shit about women with large labia.
	Yeah, he said it looks like Doc left a tag on it.
	He's not here for the call.
	Anybody see he just bought the Annabelle doll?
	No!
	Matt Reif.
	I didn't get it.
	Wego.
	Give me a second.
	Everybody want champagne?
	No.
	Yes, yes.
	Yes.
	No, thank you.
	Yes?
	To you?
	Yes.
	You want champagne?
	Champagne?
	Nope.
	I'm not driving home, team.
	Well, yeah.
	So, wait.
	One, two, three, four.
	God damn, fucking party poopers.
	I don't drink pops.
	I don't drink renovation.
	I don't drink either.
	I don't drink.
	Is it well checked?
	No, it's really good.
	Alright, get her an applesauce.
	Get Lauren an applesauce, please.
	You have to.
	You have to.
	I feel like it's an energy apple.
	I would open an applesauce.
	You have to eat the applesauce.
	I will eat an applesauce so that I can be able to get it.
	I'm not allergic to apples.
	How about Dem apples?
	I have to see what's in it.
	I have so many.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Ridiculous.
	Organic apples.
	No, get her.
	All right, never mind.
	You have like a caffeine sauce.
	I'll sip on it.
	Yeah, get a room energy drink, please.
	Pass it down.
	Just pass it down, pass it down to Selena.
	I'm just getting for a salt.
	Thank you.
	I don't know.
	All right, we have Dr. Harry Squatch.
	Sorry for the delay here, guys.
	I didn't even exist until some kid in Chicago manifested me.
	Can confirm manifestation is real.
	Yeah, yeah, represent.
	Thank you.
	Anyone else don't?
	All right, so we're gonna do a cheers.
	Just the three of us.
	To Patty D, cheers, salute, Patty D. Thank you, Patty D. Generous patrons.
	Come on, there we go.
	What the fuck?
	What?
	I haven't heard that in a long time.
	Excuse me?
	That's fucking disgusting.
	There's so many people.
	That's such a thing in college.
	Everybody says it.
	So that's the same amount of Celsius.
	Yep.
	I mean, I did.
	All right, I'm going to be correct after this.
	Wait, did I?
	Chef Dill Pickles donated $69.
	Brian will never find his dream girl.
	He'll see the labial bulge and assume it's a transformer.
	Made me sad to realize.
	My condolences, Brian.
	Rude Chef Dale Pickles.
	That's a Decepticon, Brian.
	It's a Decepticon.
	You know, I've been labia catfished before, though, and it's very upsetting.
	You know, a girl says she has an Audi, like a large labia, but she doesn't.
	Wait, why do you, like, does that like a thing that people like care about?
	Yeah.
	Well, so most men probably have a preference in the other direction.
	I prefer Audi's large labia.
	The bigger, the better.
	I need some.
	I want, I want to say that I'm not going to be able to do it.
	I'm always wanting to ask you this, though.
	Yeah, what's up?
	Isn't it?
	So, like, the large Audi, isn't that usually associated with women who are blown out?
	Like, isn't that?
	So, Andrew, that's fake news.
	Never knew there could be a preference.
	Fake news, Andrew.
	It's myth.
	Anatomy does not work this way.
	A woman could be a virgin and have a huge Audi.
	A woman could have like a perfect any little slit and be the biggest strumpet 3-0 faux that you've ever seen.
	Wait, Brian, wait, Beyonce had the best video of all time.
	Brian, I have a question for you.
	What's up?
	You have a preference.
	Yeah, sorry.
	Oh, no, go ahead, Andrew.
	Oh, I was just saying, I know all the science says, apparently, that women who have not had children and they have many, many male sexual partners, there's no real change down there for them.
	That is what the science says.
	But I just want to say, Brian, I don't believe the science.
	Okay.
	I don't believe the science.
	I don't.
	I don't believe it.
	When I'm president, that sort of language is going to get you in a lot of trouble, okay?
	Andrew?
	That's right.
	Mass amounts of censorship around this issue.
	Should I go into Alligator Alcatraz, Brian?
	Yes, Andrew.
	You're going to be a political prisoner sending you to Alligator Alcatraz.
	And there's potential, there might be even some sort of corporal punishment for this sort of thing.
	We'll do a couple lashes to start.
	But if you continue spreading misinformation, Andrew, hanging or death by shooting, your choice.
	Oh, Brian.
	So you're 100% serious.
	Like, you prefer big labias?
	Like, like, genuinely.
	He has a whole foundation.
	I know, but it's just like.
	And it's not like it can't be too big.
	Like, I need Guinness World Record book.
	I don't need it.
	That's the ideal.
	Okay.
	You're billionaires.
	Like, you know how billionaire?
	Yeah, yeah.
	You know, like how a girl, like, she, she would, it would be great to get a billionaire, but she'll, like, millionaire, that's cool.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	100,000, that's cool.
	For me, it's like, as long as it's Audi, that's good.
	But it can't ever be too big.
	Yeah.
	I'm looking for that Guinness World Record book.
	Don't settle.
	Labia.
	Don't settle.
	My primary to you.
	Chat's telling me to keep hammering you on this because you're French and so you'll give up.
	Period.
	Why did you have to bring that up, Andrew?
	Why do you got to bring that up, man?
	Shit.
	She.
	She.
	What's your question?
	So you have a preference on, how did you say it, an inny or an outie?
	Would it be fair for a woman of sexual consent to have a preference on hoodie or no hoodie?
	Oh, you're talking about circumcision?
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Is it fair for women to have this pre- Is that your question?
	Is it fair?
	Yeah, is it fair if men can have the preference of labia?
	Is that what it's called?
	Well, it depends what the paradigm is.
	So I certainly acknowledge that women 100% do have preference for this.
	And I suppose that probably depends a bit on the country, but I'd say women who are not adapted to, but live in a country where circumcision is more practiced, they tend to have a leaning, a preference towards men who are circumcised.
	My issue with this comparison, though, is that both women with innies and outies manifest themselves naturally, whereas circumcision is a barbaric practice, and it involves the mutilation of a newborn's genitals typically.
	Well, I guess adults can get it too, but which I view as and they can't consent.
	It's a Christian-based act.
	I think it's a Jewish-based act.
	Jewish or Christianity?
	Jewish.
	Wait, where are you from?
	What do you mean?
	Like, where are you from?
	That's such a racist.
	I'm American.
	Apparently, he's a very famous person.
	Where am I from?
	What do you mean?
	Where's your lineage from?
	Didn't he say Africa at some point?
	Yes, African-American.
	I'm African-American.
	Well, my dad's...
	His ancestors was kings.
	We was kings.
	We was kings.
	Oh, boy.
	But I don't think that's a fair equivalent.
	I think the fair equivalent would be like women have a preference for a larger penis over smaller penis.
	Oh, that'd be a very nice person for that.
	Because I think we need to dismantle and deconstruct, to use bullshit Wooka's terms, circumcision.
	Okay.
	I've never.
	We should get rid of that stupid thing.
	We should definitely get rid of circumcision.
	I can't have a preference because I've never seen one.
	It is a brutal, outdated practice.
	And we must get rid of it.
	Anyways, we gotta force it.
	Oh, sorry, we have some TTS.
	My bad.
	Oh, God.
	Chair one, are there some guys you are and are not physically attracted to?
	Congratulations.
	You just rated people on a numeric scale called binary.
	Yes and no, one and zeros.
	But one to ten is too much.
	I didn't even put a binary scale, really.
	I tried to avoid it.
	Pasty George.
	Dies Nates is right, though.
	Thank you, Pasty George.
	Hey, Brian, there's nothing wrong with your preference for big labia.
	I do not like them, and to this day, I cannot eat roast beef sandwiches and end up getting sick at the thought of it.
	This is rude.
	Look, you know, women have genitalia preferences.
	Some women, you know, want a guy with a tree trunk.
	It is what it is.
	The shizzle.
	Okay, we have $69 TTS, streamlabs.com slash whatever.
	Hasty George donated $70.
	Circumcision is an ancient hidden tradition and has occult ties to the pagan belief of Bael or Moloch.
	Yeah, man, we should do away with that shit.
	No.
	We should do away with circumcision.
	If you're going to have the big labia charity, I will have the uncircumcised cock charity.
	Perfect.
	I'm the only one on this that's got the big labia thing going on, though.
	Claim donated $69.
	Forget the Camelton.
	Ryan, the circumcision.
	Isn't that like a dude?
	No, a moose knuckle is...
	It's like when you have a big labia...
	No, moose knuckle is...
	I think moose knuckle is...
	Moose Knuckle is the guy version of Camel.
	I'm kidding.
	But I see what they're saying.
	That's funny.
	Clay?
	Well, because a moose knuckle looks, does it look a little different?
	It's kind of like the bulge and the balls and everything.
	Anyways.
	Oh, we need to get back to the gender swap.
	We need to finish that up.
	Gender swap.
	Do you have it, Senor Nick?
	Yeah.
	Senior Nick.
	The champagne's really nice.
	All right, y'all gotta new AI.
	Would you date the male version of you?
	No.
	Rip.
	Nope.
	Ew.
	No.
	Rip is the commentary.
	Next.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	Not bad.
	He looks like an MMA fighter.
	He's got the shit.
	I feel like I've definitely gone out with someone that looks like that.
	Ayo, Chad.
	By the way, speaking of MMA, I missed the fight yesterday.
	It was really good.
	Was it good?
	It was so bad.
	It was not good.
	He was really good.
	The last fight, the main fight?
	Dry kiss duplicate versus Kamzat.
	He just went for the knockdown each round.
	It was so bad.
	She was going to spoil it.
	Me?
	Oh, I mean, it already happens.
	I'm not going to spoil it, but I think it's good.
	I watched it.
	Sorry.
	Whole day with my friend.
	Oh, shit.
	I mean, sports, that shit's going to be leaked immediately.
	Okay.
	Next.
	Wait, would you.
	That was just a bad picture of her.
	Yeah, for real.
	I don't know.
	It's so bad.
	All of them.
	Damn.
	Would you date the male version of you?
	Hell no.
	Would you date the male version of you?
	No.
	No?
	Okay.
	Next.
	I look like my dad.
	Nice.
	Okay.
	So, yes, you date the male version of you?
	I wouldn't date my dad, no.
	Would you date that guy?
	Do they have the same personality as me?
	As you?
	Based off of looks, I don't date anyone.
	That's what you're asking about.
	Next.
	Okay.
	Wait.
	I'm dating someone who looks like us.
	He's like a cute.
	He's not like hogs.
	Why do they make my eyes so close together?
	They're not that close together.
	Just made your brows bigger.
	Next.
	Wait.
	Okay, you're definitely a hotter girl.
	Yeah, definitely.
	Wow, thanks.
	Yeah, definitely.
	In the first one, I'm a hotter guy.
	No.
	Brother.
	No, the girl at the top is hotter.
	No, the girl at the top is the second one.
	No, the second one.
	The second one.
	The second one.
	I feel like there's different AI for you.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I just feel like it's a good one.
	Do we have Andrews?
	Let's do Andrews.
	Oh.
	Whoa.
	Damn.
	He's like his wife.
	Wait, that's crazy.
	The top is young Andrew, by the way.
	Wait, so is the other lady that comes on the show Andrew's wife?
	As opposed to just the other girl who kind of does the same opposing kind of thing.
	It is, yeah.
	Okay, it does look a little like his wife, yeah.
	Just brown hair.
	Maybe literally that looks doesn't look anything like my wife.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	I don't.
	The bottom one doesn't.
	Yeah, I agree.
	I don't know.
	I don't want to look just brown hair.
	What would you, okay, Andrew, Brian, what would you guys rate yourselves?
	Would you date yourselves opposite gender?
	The bottom picture?
	Yeah, I would date myself.
	Really?
	Sure.
	Okay.
	The top one?
	No.
	No.
	Top one's guffed.
	Yeah, bottom one, definitely not.
	Sweet.
	Okay.
	Top one is better looking than all the chicks at this table.
	Right.
	Damn.
	You know, a little.
	The bottom one in the middle looks like you're hairy.
	Bottom one, it looks like I made some really bad life choices.
	The bottom middle looks like Lord Farquhar.
	Lord Farquhar.
	Yeah, that's a good one.
	That's a good one.
	That's a good one.
	Once Felicity is back, I have a question for the panel.
	But finishing up, no, I think we finished up your notes.
	What's that next?
	Oh.
	Yeah, we could do the asexual thing super quick.
	Let's just do that.
	Huh?
	Huh?
	Man.
	Yeah, she here.
	All right, pull it up.
	All right, you posted this on your screen.
	I did.
	Oh, my God.
	I knew I was going to come out on the show.
	And I already came out to my dad.
	So I was just like, I'm going to, because I know I was going to talk about it on the show.
	I came out to my dad a week before, and then I came out on my story.
	Yeah.
	Because why not?
	Did you come out as straight?
	What do you mean straight?
	Asexual.
	I have zero attraction towards anyone.
	I'm not attracted to male nor female.
	But yes, when it comes to marriage-wise, I will be marrying a man.
	She said, and Andrew's, she said that if I recall correctly, you will have sex for the sole purpose of procreation.
	Yes.
	But like when you're pregnant, I will not have sex.
	Won't even have sex when you're pregnant.
	You would not.
	Are you going to get married?
	Yes.
	I'm saving myself for marriage.
	I'm a virgin.
	I'm saving myself for marriage.
	I'm saving myself.
	Yeah, but what if your husband wants to bang after you're married?
	He's not just going to only want to do that a couple of times, right?
	You're not going to marry someone like that.
	I'm perfectly okay with just waiting till I find either another asexual person to start a family with me or I'm okay with being single for the rest of my life.
	So how does this work?
	Like, hey, I'm not attracted to you.
	Hey, I'm not attracted to you either.
	Want to make a baby?
	I feel like I feel like I have to be attracted to the truth.
	And a follow-up question to Andrew's: Will you keep a vomit bucket next to the bed when you do have sex for the first time?
	What do you mean by that?
	Well, you seem, you seem like repulsed or disgusted by the idea.
	I mean, I am disgusted of the idea of seeing naked bodies.
	I've never masturbated.
	I don't watch porn and I don't like the idea of having sex.
	Okay, cool.
	All right.
	I mean, I actually, Andrew, I mean, I don't have any, I don't know if I really have any objections.
	She's up front with her asexuality.
	She'll perhaps try to find a male who's asexual who matches her values on this.
	I don't know.
	I don't even believe this shit.
	You know, all the women who are running around all the time and they're like, I'm asexual.
	I've heard this trope kind of a few times.
	I think that it's actually a dating mechanism.
	What I think is that it's a way for women to stand out and they think that they'll get more male attention this way because it makes them stand out from the path.
	That's what I think.
	No.
	I don't actually think they're asexual at all.
	I think that they want the, they think that it'll actually increase male attention and it'll actually increase people looking at it.
	What I think is actually the reason I believe it.
	The reason why I stayed in the closet for so long was because I have very strict Arabic parents, and my mom doesn't approve of anything that I do.
	My dad, no, I'm not Muslim.
	I'm Christian.
	Are you someone?
	My parents were born in Jordan.
	Is that a Christian country?
	No, we moved here.
	I think my grandmother got citizenship and we all moved over.
	Are your parents Muslim?
	No, so my dad is Catholic.
	My mom's Christian.
	Oh, okay.
	Good times.
	I stayed in the closet for the longest time.
	Your mom is not Catholic and your dad is?
	They're divorced.
	They've been divorced since I was 13.
	Okay, got it.
	Okay, so that makes that makes more sense.
	What is this coming out as asexual?
	That's not how is that coming out?
	Through the like church and everything.
	That doesn't seem like I know, but through the church and growing up with like very strict Christian, all this, you can't be anywhere on the spectrum of the LGBTQ.
	So I just kept it to myself.
	I feel like that's my sexual orientation for the longest time that nobody needs to know what I'm doing sexually in my life.
	Which I'm not doing anything.
	How does asexuality have anything to do with LGBTQ?
	I don't know.
	It's on there.
	Well, yeah, I mean, but they can, so is the rainbow.
	They can just procreate.
	They can just grab whatever they want and appropriate it, but it doesn't seem like that has anything.
	You're not saying that you're a homosexual.
	You're saying you have no sexual attraction to anybody.
	Yeah.
	I don't.
	So I don't see how that's coming out.
	But yeah, I don't know.
	They have a flag for it, so I just kind of assume that it was part of that.
	Like, you know, all the colors.
	I don't know.
	Do you want your kids to have asexual, weirdo parents who like just aren't into each other at all?
	I mean, that's a hard question.
	On a realistic, I mean, on a realistic standpoint, no, because they would think that is normal.
	And I would probably want my kids to go out at a legal age and get married, have kids, like the normal way.
	But I wouldn't normalize being asexual in a household with a child in it or gay or any of that.
	Like, I can think, I think in my head, as I envision this, I think maybe for a woman, right?
	There's lots of women who don't have any sex drive or this or that, right?
	That is the case.
	I think it's more rare for men, but there are men like this as well.
	But a woman who's asexual, I can at least wrap my head around this, that they can be asexual and not be like a disassociative weirdo, like a weirdo in society.
	But for men, asexual men, they're usually fucking weirdos, right?
	Like they're usually like maladjusted, complete weirdos, aren't they?
	I mean, yeah.
	Yeah, so I don't know.
	It just seems like marrying one of those for the purposes of procreation probably seems like a bad idea.
	I mean, I could possibly marry a regular man who isn't asexual, but there's also like the fact that he's going to want more.
	And judging by Christianity and other things that like just mash into marriage, it wouldn't really work if I said, hey, you can go fuck other women.
	Why don't you become a nun?
	Actually, good idea.
	I'm not looking into that.
	Yeah, you could just become a nun.
	You can live a celibate lifestyle.
	And asexuality there would go a long way, right?
	You could actually turn whatever this perceived curse is into a blessing.
	Yeah, I'm not saying that like asexuality is a curse in any way, shape, or form.
	I'm just saying that I prefer like a social curse, maybe?
	I'd say I'm pretty social.
	No, no, that's not what I mean.
	The perception of how people, how people interact with each other, intersexual and interpersonal dynamics have a bit of intertwining to them.
	And so I think that I'm not saying curse in the literal sense, like you are cursed by some evil, you know, by some evil.
	I'm just saying, as far as a social curse, that it would definitely create problems with interpersonal dynamics with some people, right?
	Yeah.
	So maybe you could turn that, though, into like a blessing and just become a nun.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	How is the nun lifestyle?
	Do you know about it in any way, shape, or form?
	I mean, for would you do Catholicism?
	I have no idea.
	Yeah, because I mean, you only really have two choices in Christianity to be a nun, be Catholic or Orthodox.
	Yeah.
	So, I mean, nuns seem to have pretty fulfilling lives.
	What did I miss?
	What are you guys talking about?
	Converted.
	Talking about running a confidence.
	I might become a nun.
	You want to join me?
	Do I want to join you in being a nun?
	Unfortunately.
	All right, we're going to get through the rest of the notes here.
	We have Amelia.
	That's my name.
	You said dating in Tampa, Tampa, Florida, is super interesting.
	If you're attractive enough, there's no shortage of yachts to hang out on.
	The majority of the girls on the boat, however, are strippers and usually getting paid by rich men to hang out there.
	Yes, this is a statement I made.
	Cool.
	Would you like me to expand on it?
	Well, I guess I just have a question for the whole panel here, one by one.
	What percentage of men have yachts?
	Less than five?
	Less than five?
	Maybe?
	So it could be 4.9% all the way to 0.00001%?
	Probably.
	Right.
	What?
	You're looking at me funny.
	But could it be 4%?
	4% of men have yachts.
	I mean, yeah, I said maybe under 5%.
	Right, but under 5% could mean... 4%, yes.
	Are you good?
	No, he's saying that if you like, okay, if I said under 100%, that could mean 1% or 2%, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, so if you say under 5%, that still gives us this huge threshold.
	So he's asking for you to hone down on that.
	So if you were like, hey, less than 100%, it's like, okay, well, that doesn't really tell us anything, right?
	We all know it's less.
	10% and lower is not honed in enough.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, less than 5%.
	He's saying, what percentage do you think do, though?
	You know what?
	We'll come back to her.
	Yachts are boats because.
	Okay, so just yachts, not like fishing boats and all that stuff.
	It's just yachts.
	Probably like 3%.
	3%.
	Okay.
	I was going to say 0.001%.
	Okay, what about you?
	I'm not very inversed in this.
	I'm going to say 20%.
	20% of men have yachts.
	Okay.
	I'm going to say it's definitely the men who are in the top 1%, whether they choose to want one or not.
	So 1% of men have yachts?
	You can rent a yacht, though.
	And a lot of people are a lot of people.
	Yeah, no, a lot of men in Tampa are renting.
	Have yachts.
	Well, yeah, no, but less than 1% are owning them.
	How many, what percentage of men have yachts?
	Oh, 1%.
	I would say the same thing, 1%.
	0.5%.
	2%?
	2%.
	I don't know what the percentages are.
	But it ain't 5%, dude.
	I think it's a really, really small percent because a lot of guys do genuinely just rent out yachts.
	Like, generally.
	That's like the biggest thing.
	Yeah.
	So it's kind of deceptive.
	Because you might think it's like, but it's a rental.
	Yeah.
	100%.
	I'd say the amount of people whose houses I've been to who actually own the yacht is maybe like three, but they are having a bunch of other men who maybe have a million dollars or so come on the yachts and invite girls.
	You know, it's like a group effort.
	So moving off the yacht thing though, you said in your notes, Amelia, that you want to discuss how pornography has manipulated people's ideas of what dating should be and how you want to use your platform to help men.
	Yeah.
	You say, talk about pornography, addiction.
	Porn addiction is definitely something that I've been taking a larger topic in discussing on my Instagram page.
	But you are a sex worker.
	You do do OnlyFans.
	You're perpetuating the exact issue that you're complaining about.
	Yes.
	You're contributing to the problem you claim to be against.
	How do you reconcile this?
	Stay till the end.
	Deal with it.
	So what I will say is I myself have had problems with porn addiction starting out at a very young age.
	And I see how that has affected my view of myself and the way that I act in relationships as well as tons of stories I've heard from men.
	To touch on the perspective of the fact that I myself am an OnlyFans creator, this was not like a line of work.
	While I chose to do it, it kind of fell into my lap.
	And I kind of had to make the choice of have my nudes be passed around Reddit fan pages that I had sent in privacy to partners that I had had or be able to monetize off of it while other people already were.
	So I kind of just took advantage of the situation that I was in.
	Would I have chose to do this if that hadn't happened?
	No.
	Am I happy I did?
	Yeah, I'm happy that I like took that back, but I still, especially in the very beginning days of me doing OnlyFans, I would experience so many men who would message me and want different kinds of content and it was very clear that they were addicted to porn authors.
	Could you land the plane, please?
	Land the plane?
	I would tell them to stop doing, stop watching OnlyFans, stop enjoying it, and they would just go on to someone else.
	But you're okay.
	You would lose all income, wouldn't you?
	At this point, yeah.
	I mean, but I could go back to doing the job that I was doing before.
	I wouldn't make nearly as much money as I can do.
	Just because when my nudes got doxxed, I did stop doing social media.
	And the public places that I would work at, people would come in and recognize me.
	So it was already a little bit hard to have a regular job because I'd already started doing social media.
	So if you, what was your regular job?
	I was a chef.
	I was a sushi chef, pastry chef, line cook, desserts.
	But you're saying like people are coming in and recognizing you.
	So doesn't that make you like not able to go back?
	That's what I'm saying.
	That's why I don't go back.
	So then wait, if OnlyFans was not a thing anymore, you said you'd go back to your job?
	I have made a considerable amount of money and I have investments now and I could start, I'm looking to start another business so that OnlyFans doesn't become my own only source of income, but I'm making six figures a month.
	All right, I have to, just for sake of time, got to move things on here a little bit.
	Quick shout outs.
	John, thank you for the 25 on Venmo.
	Troy thing for the 10 on Venmo.
	Quick thing, going back to the questionnaire: a woman's passion not matter, body count.
	What's your body count?
	Starting with Felicity.
	Two, three, seven.
	Into the mic, please.
	Seven.
	Into the mic, please.
	Five.
	I'm not exactly sure, but 30s.
	Okay, that's a ballpark.
	What about zero?
	Zero.
	Six.
	I don't know.
	Range, ballpark.
	Under 25.
	24?
	Jesus.
	Are on the 20s.
	I do not want to answer this at all.
	Oh my gosh.
	Here, we.
	Hold on.
	We have to.
	Yeah.
	Okay, answer it actually.
	Go ahead.
	No, I'm good.
	Oh.
	Well, we have a rule: if you refuse multiple, you have to wear this hat for the next five minutes.
	Only five?
	Okay, fine, ten.
	You, since you asked for it.
	How does it look?
	And then, Selena, you need to spin the little helicopter on the top.
	Great.
	It's cute.
	It really brings out the color of your model.
	Color of fucking what?
	Of your eyes.
	Of your eyes.
	Okay, anyways.
	You look joelish.
	Do you want to do you want a ballpark?
	I am.
	No, I'm wearing the hat already.
	Ballpark.
	Leave me alone.
	I'm wearing the hat.
	Whatever it is, here.
	I'll play it again.
	Multiply it by three.
	That's the real number.
	For everybody.
	All right.
	Well, everybody answered it.
	Besides.
	Wait, I'm kind of eating this.
	Let's kill Lauren over here.
	I'm sorry.
	She didn't know what podcast she was coming on.
	Take the.
	Did you finish the?
	Yeah, if you can grab that.
	Thank you.
	I'm not sorry.
	Let's see here.
	Hang on.
	So just for chair one.
	If I could accurately guess your body count, first guess, not more than one, but if I could accurately guess it with the correct number, would you confirm it only if the number is correct?
	I give you one try.
	One try.
	One try.
	Okay.
	Your body count is five.
	No.
	I think it's four.
	Congratulations.
	Sweet.
	No, that's not right.
	That's what it is, boys.
	Put it on her business card.
	My business card.
	So that means it's way higher than $59.
	I've flown a lot of wealthy people around in private jets.
	It is a small percentage who can even own one.
	Less than 1%.
	Yachts are an even smaller number who can own one outright.
	It's true.
	I don't even think it's 1%.
	I think it's way low.
	I don't even know.
	20%?
	Pacific George denoted $70.
	What the fuck?
	The hat really brings out the burrito in the wello L. Whoa, wait, wait.
	Does everyone offer this thing to audience?
	It's not a race or yet.
	It's not about that.
	It's not a racist show.
	Finishing off, by the way, $69 TTS if you guys want to get it in.
	Pacy George, thank you very much.
	Appreciate that.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Amelia, you said your last boyfriend had a 20-year age gap and he had a son who was only one year younger than you.
	After six months together, he ghosted you because things were getting too serious for him.
	Five days before Christmas, in the midst of being upset, you joined a sex dating app that was for threesomes, I guess.
	It's called Three Fun.
	And connected with a couple who hosted swingers parties in Orlando for New Year's.
	You went to your first swingers party.
	So New Year's, this is like just a couple days after you get dumped.
	Is that correct?
	I guess a couple weeks.
	So this was like what, a week before Christmas.
	So I would say like two weeks before New Year's was when you know if it was a week before Christmas, that would be like the 14th or something.
	Yeah, but I mean, what do you expect from a degenerate who dates prostitutes?
	Like, of course, he's going to do some shit like that.
	No, and that was honestly now that it's like been a couple years over.
	I've had multiple conversations with him.
	He's told me he loves me and he was an alcoholic cokehead who just like, yeah.
	Ouch.
	What was I supposed to expect?
	100% Florida to a T.
	He was from Ohio.
	Wait, so he was what?
	He was 43 and I was 23.
	And his son was 22.
	I see.
	Okay.
	You said you went to your first swingers party for the New Year's thing.
	Yes.
	You were also the only white girl there.
	Yes.
	You ended up becoming one of their unicorns for the next three months.
	They were actually the ones who encouraged me to start doing OF.
	Yes.
	So it was like a Hispanic couple?
	No, it was a black couple.
	Okay.
	And you were at the swingers' party, how many of the people did you swing with?
	Usually I would really just sleep with him and then other girls.
	I would say that in the three months.
	At the first swingers party.
	Oh, at the very first swingers party.
	I believe that I had sex with just the husband and then maybe like three to four women.
	Okay.
	You said also the pink dress ladies?
	It's confusing.
	I love my cast 15.
	He said we need a break.
	Moving to Selena, you said you had to file a restraining order on someone who tried to steal your dog.
	Yeah, I was in a relationship with him and actually he did me dirty.
	And then, you know, obviously, what am I going to do?
	I'm going to play my part.
	It was at a club.
	So he told me he was going to sleep.
	And I lived like on top of that club.
	It was in my college town.
	So then I was like, okay, like I might go out.
	I don't know.
	So then I went to the club and he was there with his ex, who was a bottle girl.
	And I saw that and I was like, okay, bet.
	So then I'm over there at the promoter's table who I used to like, you know, have a thing with.
	And then after that, he like tried to get me jump and she pulled my hair.
	She like pulled my extensions out and like tried to hit me.
	But I was kind of connected at that club.
	So they got her off me real quick.
	And then after that, he like, he was a locksmith.
	So he was able to get into my place.
	And if you know me, you know, my dog is my whole world.
	Like, my whole, yeah, cash.
	My dog is my whole life.
	Like, I love him more than I love myself.
	And he tried to steal him and do other things to me.
	And yeah, so I got a restraining order.
	And he, and he, and he subscribed to my page and he texted me a picture that only he had.
	And I'm pretty sure that's illegal, but it was like, he had to give me money to do that.
	So is it one of those really stupid, small, yappy dogs?
	No, it's a French bulldog.
	He doesn't make any noise.
	I mean, he snores, but he doesn't like bark or anything.
	He's cute, but those bulldogs are cool.
	Those are cool dogs.
	Yeah, he's a really cool dog, but he doesn't like a lot of people.
	It's not one of those stupid little things.
	No, I would never give him a dog.
	I have a dog that matches me.
	Yeah, but he's like a little French.
	Okay, so you also wrote standards of dating changed based social media money level and status.
	Women being able to become breadwinners and switch roles, which creates for break of traditional roles.
	Last time you were on the show, though, you seemed to indicate that you wanted traditional values.
	And do you claim to be a traditional woman?
	Okay, I know we had the discussion last time, but like I said, eventually I do want like a, I want a husband.
	I want to, you know, play the role of being at home and, you know, you know, being the mom and being the traditional housewife.
	Understand what you're gonna say that like right now things aren't really correlating like the way I'm like living my life at this moment.
	But people can change and I do want to change and things will stop when I get to that level.
	But right now, well, so you do boy girl content.
	I have you do porn.
	You do OF.
	You want a guy who makes $500,000 a year and up.
	I don't do mainstream.
	I work with who I want to.
	I don't trust to do anything.
	I haven't for a long time.
	You write, you describe yourself on your OnlyFans page.
	Well, you say something, you say, in essence, I don't even want to say it.
	Okay, fuck it, whatever.
	I'll say it.
	You say that you are your favorite cum slut.
	Well, so other and then you have a tweet that says, I love white men so much.
	I love wait, I can't.
	Wait, I said that.
	I think you need to.
	If I read it, the way you wrote it, it's going to get clipped.
	Oh, oh, because somebody commented that.
	You love white collars.
	No, no, because somebody said that I don't like white men.
	No, no, no.
	Please read it.
	Please read it.
	I want to hear it.
	No, it's all good.
	No, no, I really want to hear this.
	Because somebody said, I don't like white men.
	Don't worry about it.
	So you also write.
	I do.
	Your sexy Bulgarian girlfriend is here to make your dreams come true.
	I'm a freak and I do it all.
	All your exclusive needs and wants will be met.
	And you do solo content, boy girl, threesomes, girl, girl, so lesbian shit.
	Or by, I guess.
	Fetish.
	Okay, whatever.
	Kink freaking.
	You want a guy.
	Look, going back to this, you want a guy who makes $500,000 a year.
	You think you're traditional.
	You're not traditional.
	This shit is forever.
	That part.
	Trust me.
	That part.
	Consequences of our own actions.
	Just say it.
	Just say it.
	I'm sorry.
	Trust me.
	I know that's true.
	Like, my parents had that stuff on their own.
	You got to do your notes.
	So just hang tight, okay?
	Almost there.
	I don't know, man.
	I don't know, man.
	500,000.
	You want to have that?
	Yeah, you guys went to my page.
	That's crazy.
	I didn't put on your fingers.
	Because that to me was a very long time ago.
	Yeah.
	And I was obsessed with her.
	No, what did you guys think on my page?
	I don't know.
	Who's Shelby?
	Who's Shelby?
	Shel Shelby.
	I think she's the one that left.
	Oh, she's one of the rage quitters.
	No, we had one piece of quit and one rage quit.
	Please.
	Wait.
	Okay.
	Rosie, you talked about it.
	I was talking about a chick with the weird eyes.
	She left one quit a while ago.
	She talked about it.
	X tattooed.
	We talked about that.
	You went to.
	Oh, the Dominican Republic.
	I think you told us this story.
	It's a good vibe.
	Yeah.
	Oh, you went into the jungles and you fucked in the jungle.
	It was so fire.
	But we were getting bitten up by mosquitoes.
	Okay, that's cool.
	Yeah.
	I hate it when that happens.
	Damn, how many notes do I have?
	Okay, so that's okay.
	That's Rosie's.
	We have Lauren.
	We have Courtney, Michelle.
	She was one of the.
	Okay, these two left.
	My thought, I don't think.
	I didn't put anything bad.
	Wait, did you send notes?
	What's your name?
	My name?
	Me?
	Yeah.
	Huh?
	Sonia?
	Did you send in?
	I think I did.
	Or maybe they were just so boring.
	I low-key almost.
	I mean, I could tell the Carl Weezer story if you want.
	I know.
	I texted it to you when I was like driving.
	Hold on.
	Like baiting stories or like over here.
	10 minutes.
	Oh, yeah, you can take the hat off.
	Why wouldn't you fuck with it?
	I think you should take it off.
	Yeah, it's actually.
	No, now you're getting another punishment.
	You have to take it off.
	Right.
	What's your punishment?
	Bad boy.
	The fuck.
	What's the punishment for?
	You know?
	Wait, can you put the hat on?
	Yeah, do you want it next?
	Assault.
	Come on now.
	There's no notes.
	The commentary just put it in rock and I. Are there any notes for her?
	For Sonia?
	Put it in the middle.
	I'm looking.
	Andrew's covering it.
	People who do OF aren't models.
	Signing that W-2 form will stop you from getting any other career outside of S-work.
	That's so rude.
	Also, people have way too much confidence for rating just off looks.
	You said you give your personality a solid nine, but looks, you say you're fuggly and tall and skinny.
	Yeah, and I got it.
	But you have fucked up teeth and no asserts.
	That's what you wrote.
	Yeah.
	Word?
	Okay.
	Very true.
	Self-deprecating.
	Hold on.
	I'm seeing here if there's one sec, uh, okay.
	Hold on a sec.
	Wait, did you say you were a virgin?
	Yes.
	You also wrote here that you had sex in.
	You've been in one relationship.
	Yeah, I've been in one relationship.
	That you had sex in?
	No.
	I never had sex in the relationship, but I did do like I've sexed her.
	Well, verbatim what you wrote.
	I've done sexual activities.
	I've only ever been in one relationship that counts.
	I had sex in it, and it was abusive.
	Yeah, sexual activities.
	I've never had sex.
	P and the V. No.
	Oh, okay.
	Birds and the B's.
	No, I've never.
	You met him online.
	Okay, but hang on.
	That's a strange way to phrase that.
	So if you're going to be writing that down, wouldn't you just say S and the D?
	You wouldn't say sex, right?
	That would bring the wrong thing to people's minds.
	It's a way to phrase that.
	Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
	All right.
	I'll just.
	Okay.
	We have some things coming through.
	There's more notes.
	Hold on.
	I'm a millionaire, and I think owning a yacht is stupid and a waste of money.
	The same goes for owning a Bugatti, Ferrari, or some other stupid sports car.
	That being said, I do like traveling, though.
	I do think there is a level of wealth where it's like, why not?
	Like, if you're a billionaire, at that point, it's like, why not?
	But if you have, like, your net worth is five mil, I don't know if like getting a sports car is necessarily the right move.
	Michael Smith, $1,846, donated $69.
	Green hair, something to think about.
	You think you are asexual because you compare yourself to modern women.
	All the others, you are a man's most important purchase, and they don't want used.
	I think I understand that, but I should have said that.
	Thank you, Michael Smith.
	Appreciate it.
	Spax so say donated $69.
	No self-respecting man will marry you, Chair 2.
	You will end up with a drug dealer or an outlaw biker eventually.
	Personally, parents need to start disowning children that make these choices.
	Andrew, would you disown a child for being a strumpet?
	OF strumpet?
	Yeah.
	Wait, come on.
	Andrew, do this.
	Do this, Andrew.
	Andrew, you got some.
	Are the subcontractors for Oculi Vans worried about AI?
	Are any of the OF girls here worried about AI?
	Replacing AFC?
	No.
	They can't do what I do, baby.
	And let me tell you that right now.
	So I would definitely at least tell the activity stop, though.
	Turn your back to the activity stops.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Going back to you, Sonia.
	You wrote.
	Wait, what the heck?
	Oh, here it is.
	Sorry.
	One sec.
	He so you met him online.
	How did you meet him?
	Discord.
	Was it for what community?
	Riskerrain 2.
	A video game?
	Yeah.
	What's it called?
	Riskerrain 2.
	It's a robot.
	Gotcha.
	Okay.
	He starved you and physically/slash mentally abused you for four years.
	Yes.
	And you've been picky ever since.
	Yes.
	Starved you.
	Yes.
	So were you guys living together?
	Yes.
	We lived in Michigan together for two years.
	Yo, Andrew, help us scroll out, bro.
	Shit, she got fucking starved in Michigan.
	Wait, he starved you?
	Yeah, so he would lock me in a closet and starve me, have like security cameras outside the house, wouldn't let me leave.
	What?
	Hold on.
	Wait, how many times did that happen?
	Or was it just like that one time?
	It happened at least three.
	It happened at least three times.
	Sorry, Anson.
	You got launched.
	You're not supposed to do that?
	The craziest thing that he did, holy shit.
	Get Rachel out of the closet and get her information.
	We need to see.
	We need a visual.
	Yeah, like I have security cameras around my house.
	I don't know.
	The worst thing that he did.
	I know what you're being, lady.
	I know.
	I know.
	So, word.
	Damn.
	So, was it like a Harry Potter closet, though?
	Like the cupboard under the stairs?
	No, so we lived in a townhouse.
	His grandmother lived downstairs.
	We lived in the upstairs attic type of area.
	And he would.
	Locked you in the closet.
	Yeah.
	Like, like, almost like a Narnia wardrobe.
	The worst thing that he did to me was he got mad at me for telling another girl that she looked pretty.
	So he hit me with his friend's car and locked me in that same closet for three days before taking me to the hospital.
	Holy shit.
	Where are your extreme Muslim parents here?
	Where's our, I'm sorry, your strict Arab parents, your very strict Arab parents.
	Where are you doing?
	So I stopped talking to my dad after the divorce, and then I started talking to him again when I turned 20.
	And my mom never really supported me and never really was in the picture.
	Just wanted me out of the house.
	You and my dad are cool friends now.
	No, I didn't really have anyone to call.
	So I literally had to pick up a job, save enough money to get a plane ticket back to like California-ish area and stay with like one friend that I had there.
	No, if you had called your dad and been like, hey, this guy is starving me and locked me in a closet.
	If I was in contact with my dad at that point, he would probably do something about it.
	Do you not have any like friends you could have like?
	Did you just say if you had called your dad, he would have done something about it?
	If I was in contact with him at that point, yes.
	He probably would have.
	Why didn't you just call him then?
	I didn't have his number at the time and we haven't talked in years.
	What about the grandma downstairs?
	She was dead.
	No banging on the closet door.
	Did you call the cops?
	Did this guy get arrested?
	No.
	So how did you end up leaving the situation where a guy has security cameras and everything?
	I hacked into the security system through his PC that he left on one day when he went to work and turned them off for a spot second playing a picture and picture to show the same thing so that I can get out of the house and go to the airport.
	But wait, you hacked into his computer.
	So his computer was on and it had the security system on it.
	So his computer was on and it had the security system on it.
	Just played a picture and picture video for like five seconds so that I can bypass without the camera seeing me.
	He definitely found out about it the moment like a week later.
	And of course there's no police record of any of this, right?
	I was too nice of a person to report.
	Uh, MI6 escape where you played the camera footage over and over, were able to sneak out, and the cops never knew that this psychopath is locking women up in his closet.
	I mean, I technically told them what happened after I left the state, but they obviously wouldn't believe after.
	So why wouldn't they believe it after?
	Because it was already like a week after, and I was already just 15 days ago.
	I don't know.
	I like I put it out there, but then again, like I'm too, I like to say that I'm too nice of a person to report that like day of.
	Wait, I'm sorry.
	Andrew, I don't know if you wanted to finish there.
	Feel free.
	No, I'm good.
	Okay.
	In your notes, though, here's where I'm confused.
	I haven't finished reading all of it.
	You then go on to say, after you saying you've been picky ever since, you write that your body count is only two.
	Yeah, unconsensual.
	Okay, well, then they're both in jail.
	I don't think it counts towards your if it's non-consensual, I wouldn't count that.
	But you said the other body was a guy in the Navy when you were 20.
	He wanted friends with benefits, and you kept saying no.
	You did for three months, but you only said yes to be nice.
	I knew he only wanted sex.
	Around the end of your relationship, you had sex.
	Mind you, you talk a lot and don't take anything seriously a lot like joking.
	So right when he was about to finish, I used a Carl Weezer voice and said, Oh, yeah, way better than Jimmy's mom.
	Okay, for that, I was.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	We can get into the Carl Weezer thing.
	You just said that the sex was not consensual.
	So just to be clear, you're having non-consensual sex, but you during the non-consensual sex, you made a sex.
	I don't have sex.
	Why did you call him your friends with or wait?
	Sorry, nothing.
	His friends with benefits.
	You said he wanted friends with benefits.
	Yeah, he wanted friends with benefits.
	He wanted me to suck a dig or whatever the fuck.
	But you write, you only said yes to be nice.
	Yeah.
	That's consensual sex.
	But I wasn't having sex with him.
	I agreed to only like sexual things like I would, oh, Jagamov or Sexa Dig or whatever the fuck.
	I always tell people straightforward that I do not have sex.
	I do not want to have sex.
	Him and one other person had sex with me while I was unconscious.
	And they are both in jail.
	Was that the only time you had penetrative sex with this guy?
	Was against your against your will that one time?
	Yes.
	Oh.
	Well.
	You could have led with them.
	I'm sorry.
	It's okay.
	The way you've written it here, whatever.
	I don't know how to write that.
	Wait, but hold on, wait, wait.
	Now there is.
	Wait.
	It just keeps getting worse.
	Can you do the Carl Weezer impression?
	Can I write some jail?
	All right, tell us the story.
	All right, so I'm with this guy and I'm sucking his dick, jagging him off, whatever the fuck, right?
	And he looks at me.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Hold on, I have to play this.
	Okay, go for it.
	She was the mouth that got away.
	Okay, go ahead.
	And he goes, I'm about to finish like whatever men say when they're about to finish.
	And I go, Joey, yeah, you like that Jimmy's mom, Joey.
	And now he calls me every night.
	Every Saturday.
	And okay, I'm sorry.
	Sorry.
	He calls me every Saturday or so and says that he cannot find a girl to do the voice.
	Wait, so hold on.
	Wait, wait.
	I thought he was in jail.
	Hold on.
	So you said the guy went to prison for what he did to you?
	It didn't go to trial.
	Because I didn't have enough money.
	Calls you and you pick up the phone, the guy who SA'd you?
	Yeah.
	And you guys joke about the voice?
	Well, he kind of just says it.
	I don't really say anything back to him.
	You're standing there.
	I have no idea.
	You are so full of dog shit.
	I'm not.
	Corey.
	I kind of believe it.
	I kind of believe it.
	What?
	I can't believe it.
	I believe.
	Wait, what?
	You have to understand when trauma happens, there's a certain brain.
	That's like trauma happens.
	The dude S8 her, and then he calls her up every Saturday to be like, hey, I mean, the most recent one I still joke about.
	Isn't that crazy?
	Yeah, fucking right.
	I was lady.
	I wasn't born yesterday.
	It's the stupidest shit I ever heard.
	Don't come at me with it.
	Well, this is a trauma response.
	It is a trauma therapist.
	I mean, it is.
	Yeah, right.
	Yeah, right.
	This dude, he penetrated me while I was passed out.
	And then he calls me every Saturday to be like, oh, hey, nobody could ever suck like this like that again.
	So we also have to do it.
	Not that.
	Just make the voice.
	Just the voice.
	Fucking ridiculous.
	Yo, this is crazy.
	I'm so illegal.
	I don't know what's going on with everyone.
	Also, you know what?
	I believe I believe what she's saying, though.
	No, I'm not going to raise it.
	My friend is outside waiting for me.
	She has green hair undercut.
	Her undercut is better than mine.
	I fucking believe it.
	I've got to get a barber.
	I believe it.
	She did it herself.
	I can do it for you.
	I did it myself.
	Oh, nice.
	Yeah, I don't know how to do that shit.
	But hold on, it continues.
	Oh, my God.
	You're right.
	Nowadays, you have a rule: no sex until after six to eight months of dating, which does contradict kind of what you said.
	I've never had a long enough relationship for that to you.
	You also wrote, you don't want head.
	You don't want to give head.
	I don't.
	You don't want to be touched or sexualized.
	I don't.
	It's good.
	In a relationship, I want to know someone, see them at their worst and their best.
	You don't want to jump into meaningless sex because they find it fun.
	Yep.
	You'd want to talk about.
	I'll still do sexual things for them, but I'm not going to do it.
	Okay.
	You also say you're a Christian conservative.
	Yes.
	So a lot of the people you bring on kind of are delusional in your eyes.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I agree with that, I guess.
	Everyone has the right to their opinion, but you can't force someone to go to therapy.
	Yeah, based.
	Okay, cool.
	Also, fair warning, I am autistic and slow socially, so I counter it with humor a lot.
	I can't tell when I'm being flirty or if someone flirty with me, etc.
	Yeah.
	Maybe this is.
	That's a good reason.
	Brian, are you flirting?
	With her?
	No.
	No.
	But maybe this explains the whole like the fact that I don't know social things, what's right and what's wrong, and if that is okay.
	It sounds like to you.
	I'm going to give you the most reasonable explanation ever.
	She's a fucking whack job.
	She's a nutcase.
	That's it.
	Simple.
	Just a full head case, total head case, whack job.
	The story makes no sense.
	Not only does the story make no sense, but the phraseology, right?
	The way that she wrote all of that out made it specifically sound as though she was banging all of these guys.
	Suddenly, it's okay.
	It was when I was passed out, and this guy calls me every Saturday to talk about how no chick will give me the same type of blowy without saying this one liner.
	It's the most pretentious I've ever heard.
	I still have his name.
	Nobody would ever believe this in a million years.
	I still have his.
	I guarantee you there's no police records of any of this.
	It's all fucking bullshit.
	I would bet anything on that.
	I bet you would.
	I have my phone on me because my phone is.
	I believe.
	I can show police records.
	You guys want police records?
	I can show it to someone's face, but I'm not going to show it to the camera.
	I do.
	I do.
	I just don't.
	I don't believe it at all.
	Not even a little.
	Hold up for Joanne.
	You got an Instagram?
	I can send you police records.
	I got you.
	We're below the threshold.
	Nick.
	Supers or we have a TTS coming through from Clain here.
	Thank you, Clay.
	Appreciate it.
	Thank you, bro.
	Chair four.
	It isn't that often one can smell bullshit through a podcast, but this is one of those times.
	This is what Andrew is trying to say in a nice way: stop the cap.
	Also, guys, TTS has been lowered to 30.
	We're nearing the end of the show here.
	We're going to get wrapped up shortly.
	$30 TTS roast session.
	$30 TTS.
	$29.99.
	$30 TTS.
	Wait, just wait.
	We've got the roast, and we're going to get this wrapped up here.
	So $30 TTS.
	That's streamlines.com/slash whatever.
	Get it in, boys.
	Get it in.
	All right.
	Moving on in the notes here.
	Almost done.
	$30 TTS.
	Selena.
	Oh, wait.
	We did your shit.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Felicity.
	Nope.
	Shelby.
	Nope.
	I'm sorry, Brian.
	I do have to go.
	Rude.
	Just my friend is outside.
	We live four hours away.
	I gotta drive all the way back.
	We're both tired.
	We both have work together.
	We have work together.
	Hey, be a good sport.
	Anyways, so.
	So, anyways, so she's not leaving, guys.
	She's coming back.
	She's just stretching her legs.
	Wait, just you guys stay for the roasts.
	Come on.
	Hang on.
	I have one last question before you go.
	Just real quick.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	You can do that.
	She's coming back.
	They always come back.
	She's coming back.
	We got Rosie.
	Oh, wait.
	We did Rosie.
	We got Lauren.
	Oh, shit.
	Lauren, she dated a drug addict, got cheated on, body shamed constantly, and she's been single for five years now.
	We've all known this.
	I feel like I've covered all of that.
	Wait, did we talk?
	We did talk about the drug addicts thing.
	What was the body shaming?
	What did he say?
	Oh, my God.
	What was wrong with you?
	I mean, oh my gosh, so many things.
	Probably everyone I've been with has in some kind of way.
	I don't know.
	I don't know why guys feel entitled, but one time I literally have to talk about.
	One time I was out to dinner, maybe like three dates in with this guy.
	We are eating dinner.
	It is so good.
	And I don't even know what the hell snapped into this man, but he looks up at me and he's like, oh my God, who the hell can you do?
	Nick, what?
	Nick.
	Nick, what the fuck are you doing?
	She's turning on camera.
	Okay.
	Come on now.
	Oh, shit, Nick.
	Sorry, go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	Nick is very inconsiderate.
	Yeah, Nick, what the fuck?
	Oh, that was a little.
	Okay, okay.
	He jolts his head up from the dinner table and he just looks at me dead in the face and he's like, so are you going to go throw up after this?
	Oh, I wish I was kidding.
	Wait, was the first date?
	No, we had gone on like three dates and I actually liked him a lot.
	This was the weirdest out of character thing ever.
	But that was something.
	Was it like a bulimia joke?
	Yeah, that's like a joke.
	Because like I've worked as a model for several years.
	So I think it was like a hint at that.
	What food were you guys eating?
	We were eating, it was like some sort of Thai food.
	Like it made no sense.
	I think it was about the food.
	It made no sense.
	Maybe the food was really bad.
	Well, he literally said it and then like went wide-eyed, like almost like, wait, fuck, why did I say that?
	I want to ask, you know what?
	I want to give the guys some advice here.
	If you want to be a dick, guys, what fucking advice could you pull?
	Like the body shaming thing, okay?
	What?
	Felicity, can I demonstrate something on you?
	Can I touch your arm right here?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	So guys, wait, scoot that way just a teeny bit.
	All right, don't do this.
	You guys should, if you were dating a girl, you should always be complimentary and well.
	Don't act like you're a gentleman now.
	I'm sorry.
	You should look.
	You should big up.
	You got to big up your girl.
	If you go.
	If you want to be a dick, never do this.
	But okay, I'm going to demonstrate.
	You just, this is your girlfriend.
	You look at her.
	You look at her, you look at her, and then you look at her arm, and then you just kind of do this.
	Oh, and then you look back at her with kind of like a what?
	And then that's it.
	Yeah, but if she does it back, I would throw myself off.
	Wow, yeah, that's a that is a good counter to it.
	But you just grab the little back.
	Can we not give men ideas right now?
	That one is literally going in traffic.
	That one is so brutal.
	You just have to remember the guys.
	Don't do it unless you want to piss your girlfriend off.
	Let alone close enough to pinch her arm.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Rewind the fucking tape.
	What the fuck did you say?
	It's rewinding.
	You know what I said?
	You know what I said.
	Say that shit again.
	The men who are watching this are not getting pussy.
	I'm sorry.
	I want to, you know what?
	I want to compare my audience to your audience.
	The men who follow me are not getting pussy either.
	Okay.
	I was going to say, my audience.
	God, this is such a weird.
	What do you mean?
	Check up on them.
	What is your blue page?
	Look, I've actually polled my audience before, and I'll have you know that they're all rich, attractive with huge penises, okay?
	So not a lot.
	I've got a bunch of high-value men, high-value men who watch my show.
	You mean that there are high-value men who sit and watch a podcast every Tuesday and Saturday for six hours?
	First off, look, a lot of these, look, Pasty George, this guy, yeah, he enjoys the show.
	He enjoys the show.
	He's a patron.
	And a lot of these guys, you know, they come in, they watch for 15, 20, 30 minutes.
	They say hello, and that's it.
	They get on with their day.
	Where are you getting?
	It's better than watching some bullshit fucking woke shit on Netflix, okay?
	You want these fucking guys.
	It's a really silly thing.
	Like, it's a really silly thing.
	There's a lot of the OF prostitutes who'll say this.
	They'll be like, well, it's just a bunch of insiles who watch this show because they're not getting any blah, It's like, no, intersexual and interpersonal dynamics are the most interesting things for human beings, which is why every single show.
	That's why every single show you'll watch, that's what you're watching.
	You're watching mostly intersexual and interpersonal dynamics between people.
	It doesn't matter if it's Game of Thrones.
	It doesn't matter what it is.
	And so it's like, yeah, of course people find that super interesting.
	As we're playing musical chairs here.
	Exactly.
	So yeah, people do.
	They find that exactly.
	It's incredibly fascinating.
	So one of the number one things that's Googled, for instance, the Siamese twins who became famous, the girls, right?
	They got married.
	And of course, what do you think that it is that people Google very first thing out of a curiosity question?
	How do they have sex?
	Right?
	And is it, can they actually marry separate men?
	There's lots of questions people have because it's interpersonal dynamics.
	It really doesn't have anything to do with people going, oh, well, you know, I just can't ever look at a woman I want to sleep with except on this show, even though the whole internet is filled to the brim with free pornography.
	It's just like the most ridiculous cope I've ever heard.
	And I hear it all the time.
	Finishing off some of the notes here.
	And guys, I know I see the roast coming in.
	We'll get to those in just a moment.
	But get a roast in $30 TTS, streamlines.com/slash whatever.
	Finishing off Lauren's notes here.
	You say you think men should be protective.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Is there anything else men should do, like be provider or anything like that?
	I kind of don't necessarily believe men have to be a provider.
	I think that thing should be a 50-50 split almost.
	One thing about me is I love working.
	If I'm bored, I'm probably going to, I don't know.
	I kind of crash out every time I have a day off work, to be honest with you.
	Okay.
	So I think it should be a 50-50 split, but the man, like, in terms, should be like a protector.
	Okay.
	Slightly more traditional, but like, no.
	Can I ask you a question?
	So you say you.
	You say you think men should be protective.
	And when you say protective, do you mean a protector?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	What should women be?
	What do you mean?
	Well, so when you say you think men should be protective, that's something uniquely that men are doing.
	Right.
	What should women be?
	Like in return?
	Uniquely to women.
	I mean, there's a lot of different things.
	I think like as a woman, one of the things you need to do is like, you know, when you have kids, I think establishing like actual strong morals within them, establishing a strong household.
	Although it's like still a 50-50, I think that the mom has more motherly duties that have to be fulfilled.
	Does that make any sense?
	It's kind of like a motorcycle.
	I think that's a kind of acceptable answer.
	Right?
	Because it's like, in a sense, you're kind of, you're making sure that your husband has like strong morals and he's teaching them properly to kids.
	I think it's honestly, you're putting new people into this world and you have to do that properly and you have to create good people.
	Sure.
	You said situationships should not be a thing.
	Fuck no.
	What the F are dating apps?
	We need to go back to meeting in real life.
	I noticed a bunch of your TikToks.
	You're simping for various TikTokers.
	I saw one of them leave a comment on your post.
	Did you smash Jack?
	I don't want to, like, I.
	Yes.
	No, we did not.
	No.
	Did you go on a date with them?
	Yes, we went to the Grove.
	But I made a TikTok about that.
	I thought you saw it.
	No, I didn't watch all your shit.
	Oh, seems like you did.
	I watched like the top.
	I watched your top 10 most viewed TikToks.
	Yes, my friend.
	Wait, question.
	Has anybody here hooked up with a famous person?
	No.
	Selena.
	I had the opportunity.
	Had the opportunity?
	Yeah.
	Who?
	I can't say it.
	No NDA, but I really can't say it.
	Rapper?
	DJ.
	I live in Vegas.
	Tiesto?
	Gotta read.
	But I love him.
	He's great, but no.
	Have you gone on dates with any other famous TikTokers?
	Yeah.
	Is that your strategy?
	Like, make a viral TikTok simping over famous male TikToker.
	They see it.
	And then boom.
	I won't say it's a strategy.
	I'm more just like, oh, here's a hot take.
	Like, I think this man is super pretty.
	Why would that be.
	Why is it a hot take to say it attractive?
	It's not a hot take, but it's like I don't know.
	I just think like hot take Megan Fox when she was 20 was super hot.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I hate to say it.
	That's just like, I have so much other content on my page.
	That's just like the thing that seems to blow up.
	Hot take.
	Every time.
	Adriana Lima when she was Victoria's secret.
	My type is like brunettes and it's like congratulations.
	All right.
	Courtney.
	Who's Courtney?
	Me.
	Okay, sorry.
	There's 10 of you, one of me.
	I'm scared.
	Okay, whatever.
	You know what?
	I need to let some of the roasts come through.
	Then we're going to get to your notes.
	And then we have your notes and then we have Michelle's notes and then we're wrapped.
	Oops.
	Okay, one sec.
	No, I think everybody has to stay.
	So anyways.
	You are still $30.
	This is for you.
	TF4 is crazier than the actual Jared Leto.
	This is wild.
	I don't know what that means, but I'm down.
	Guys, $30 TTS streamlines.com slash whatever.
	Get in the line.
	My god, this is what people do when they have nothing interesting about them.
	Anyone who truly wants to hide their true form conforms to society.
	Someone needs attention.
	Pasty George donated 30 dollars.
	Out of all of my family members who survived the residential school era, not one of them ever contacted their abuser, let alone joked about their abuse.
	Coping mechanisms yeah.
	Do you want to respond to that?
	Which one?
	The most recent one.
	The most recent one?
	Everyone copes in a different way.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Can you go into like what?
	Just really curious, I guess.
	What were some of the other because you said he locked you in a closet?
	Can you tell us like one or two other weird fucking things he did?
	He would force me to smoke weed and then or do some type of drug.
	Meth?
	I don't think I've ever done meth.
	Crack cocaine.
	I've done he gave me heroin once.
	Yeah, that's terrifying.
	Did he ever make you eat out of a dog bowl?
	Yes.
	How did I fucking know that?
	That's crazy.
	Like he's a bad person.
	Have you ever seen Megan is missing?
	There's a lot of dogs.
	That was crazy.
	Did you ever eat dog food?
	No.
	Cat food.
	As a kid.
	Lizard food.
	No.
	Bird food, like a cockatiel.
	Are you speaking from experience?
	Like I said, it's just more.
	I feel like it is more abusive.
	I've heard some shit.
	People think that it's going to be a kink.
	Oh, wait.
	Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.
	The Batmobile lost a wheel chair for got to be aware of it.
	Fucking Patty legend.
	This is why you would like to see it.
	I'm going to finish this off for you, brother.
	Okay, there's a bit more left.
	Never mind.
	Thank you, Patty.
	W. Imagine if this fucking Giga Chad.
	Hang on, hang on, hang on.
	Hang on.
	Listen, this is super important.
	Can you guys hear this?
	Yes.
	Just deconstruct to use bullshit.
	Listen.
	Circumcision.
	Okay.
	I've never.
	We should get rid of that stick thing.
	We should definitely get rid of circumcision.
	I have a preference because I've never seen one.
	It is a preference.
	You've never seen one.
	You've never seen one.
	I've never seen a circumcised dick.
	Caught in 4K.
	I wasn't lying.
	I've never seen a circumcised dick.
	I've never seen many, apparently, but I thought you hadn't seen one.
	I haven't seen a circumcised dick.
	Oh, come on.
	You haven't seen one.
	You haven't seen anything.
	We haven't seen a dick at all.
	How many dicks are you?
	She said she sucked a dick.
	How many dicks have you seen?
	Scene one.
	Oh, my God.
	You can be raped by a penis without seeing it.
	She said she's great.
	It's nuts.
	Yeah, too.
	That's what it was for both.
	Yeah.
	But your boyfriend was American?
	Or not boyfriend, whatever, the dude.
	Is he American?
	Which one?
	The one that you saw.
	The penis whom you saw.
	The one that I saw.
	Was it a patriot dick, or was it a dick from another nation?
	Patriot dick.
	I don't know.
	Because it was uncircumcised, right?
	That's like getting laid on.
	Yeah, so he's asking if he was American or most American men are circumcised.
	That's what is from Jordan?
	Jordan.
	Okay, so he was European.
	That's not a European.
	Oh, that's no, that's Georgia.
	Sorry.
	Where's Jordan?
	Asia.
	Middle East.
	Jordan.
	Middle East.
	Middle East.
	Yeah, but there is a country called Georgia in Europe.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Sort of.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	It's like, wait, wait, there's more coming through.
	Just wait.
	The roasts are coming.
	Devon Jackson donated $30.
	I'm still stuck on the titty lady saying she wants to help men with corn addiction but attends swinger parties and puts her melons on the internet.
	Her life is being addicted to sex.
	It's a grift, boys.
	It's grift.
	Hasty George donated $30.
	Chair 1, honestly, you do look like you throw up after everyone.
	Wow.
	Coming in hot.
	Do you want to respond to that?
	Can I say no?
	Just no.
	Dude, I've already been scrutinized enough for this.
	Can we just not?
	Totally.
	Totally.
	That's a hard one.
	I'm sorry.
	Penmaker donated $30.
	The Joker in Chair 4 is full of it.
	She had me going to the show notes.
	Her stories have more holes than Chair 7's unused loofah.
	Devon Jackson donated $30.
	It's when women say shit like men don't get love to shame them, which leads to men finding validation in having sex with multiple women.
	I've also had sex while this podcast was on in the back.
	Stop it.
	Applaud yourself.
	I'm pretty sure no one in chat follows you, lady with the speed bags.
	We mostly here so we can laugh and roast y'all and contemplate the downfall of this generation.
	The downfall of society.
	Okay.
	You know what?
	I bet.
	Wait, wait, wait, there's more.
	Just wait.
	Wait.
	I'm telling you, there's probably people who have this shit on the background and they're fucking right now.
	Oh, that is wild.
	Yeah, interesting not to think about the shizzle.
	Man, because their wives love the sound of my voice.
	Hasty George donated $30.
	Show two, a 304 and degen trying to shame me in the chat when you don't even know them or me.
	LMFAO.
	Pasty Joe.
	Thank you, Pasty.
	W Pasty.
	Fucking GigaChat.
	I noticed you haven't lost any weight.
	Stop doing that.
	Look, I'm getting there, boys.
	I'm fucking getting there.
	I'm fucking getting there.
	Charles Sterling donated $60.
	Thank you, man.
	Brian and Andrew, keep up the good work.
	This panel is why parents should whip their kids.
	Interesting.
	Interesting take.
	Brian, thank you for having me.
	No, no, no, you're not taking me on this.
	I have to go.
	Thank you for having me on this.
	Oh my god, there's more coming through.
	Clain donated $30.
	You never go full puppy.
	You go full moose knuckle and get Brian's attention.
	Also, bring burritos.
	I don't know about that one, Clane.
	Yo, Clane, good to see you in the chat.
	Wait, this is good.
	Be a good sport.
	Explorer donated $59.99.
	Items, one total, $59.99 MSG.
	I manifested this sweatshirt.
	Thank you for getting some merch.
	Pulled up.
	Completely insufferable.
	Great to see you again.
	07, welcome back.
	Yo, thank you.
	Thank you, man.
	Big pullout donated $30.
	I work third shift factory.
	I listen, not watch, at work.
	We all get it in ladies.
	Also, I just want to say, this is for Clan.
	He's a brave and a decent man.
	He's a pioneer.
	And also, Patty B is a brave and a decent man.
	He's a pioneer.
	Sorry, Patty D.
	Oh my god, scuffed.
	Patty D, thank you for the champagne earlier.
	You're fucking legend.
	Clan, you did a champagne pop a while ago.
	You're fucking legend too.
	Fucking legends, boys.
	Okay, we have more coming through.
	Penmaker donated $30.
	Sorry, Chair 7, I was going after the hippie with the loofah comment.
	I miscounted because I missed up chair 2 for a pair of basketballs strapped to a seal.
	W Brian, W Andrew.
	Hasty George donated $30.
	Chair 2.
	Only a feminist would use that classic and predictable shaming tactic.
	And women wonder why passport brothers and microphone.
	Wait.
	Taylor Kweef donated $30.
	Felonicity is an example on how women can't drive.
	Did you see what you did to the cop car?
	What's more dangerous?
	Taylor Drift with a gun or behind the car steering wheel.
	Phantom Reaper donated $30.
	Lauren, just saying you are gorgeous.
	Would love to get to know you and date you.
	If you are ever in St. Louis, I would like to meet you.
	Okay, you need to tell us, like, whoa, you need some details on this guy.
	Age, height, job.
	Also, you have to send in a $69 TTS.
	We have a sim tax.
	What?
	Sim tax, Phantom Reaper.
	Simtera.
	Simtera, you have to send in a $69 TTS now to make up for your simping.
	Yeah.
	And also, in that, though, you can include.
	She wants some details.
	She wants age.
	I never asked for that, did I?
	Okay, you tell us what you want to know then.
	Quick.
	Thank you, but no, thank you.
	Will you body shame her?
	That's what she wants to know.
	Pasty George donated $30.
	Chair 2, you cannot get graped by a pee-pee just be seeing it.
	Why are you so scuffed in the head?
	That would be like saying you can die from a gun just by looking at sons of Liberty donated $30.
	Brian and whatever are helping to save men and smash the General Sea.
	Andrew is a slayer, goat.
	Any updates on crazy Kylie?
	No, nothing new, but if anything else, manifest.
	Thank you, man.
	Sadly, not one of Brian's exceptional viewers, just a normal-looking married man who gets more than enough.
	I watch to help prepare my sons for what to avoid and daughter for what to not be like.
	Base Thor donated $30.
	Andrew Wares is real.
	Don't you know what's going on?
	Awesome live stream last night.
	It was amazing how their stream abruptly ended.
	You smart bastard.
	Yeah, that was that was legendary.
	What's the quick recap on that?
	Like what happened?
	Or?
	Yeah, it's too much to explain.
	Tell me after the show.
	We have Wild.
	Chair one, you are a beautiful waste.
	Chair four, there is zero chance anyone worth anything will marry you if you don't have sex on the regular.
	Chair five, no coming back from what you have done.
	Am I chair five?
	Hasty George donated thirty dollars.
	Felicity may or may not be a fart monster, but she's a demon LOL.
	Yo, Chad, did you hear the fart?
	There was no fart.
	Well, the noise of the fart.
	It was my thighs.
	Michael Smith donated $30.
	This tip is just for the aspirin.
	Brian and Andrew needs crazy.
	Thank you, Michael.
	You're legend, sir.
	Expensive aspirin.
	Michael Smith donated $30.
	This tip is just for the Aspirin.
	Thank you, Michael Smith.
	Appreciate it.
	Streamlabs.com slash whatever.
	$30 TTS.
	Roast session.
	If you want to roast, you got roast me, roast somebody.
	Jay Ekin donated $30.
	One, shut up, Fatty W, Nick W Brian, W Andrew.
	Yeah, I noticed that Nick is back, by the way.
	Yes, Nick is back.
	Yeah, tell Nick I said what's up.
	Yeah, Nick, you want to say?
	He hears you.
	Nick.
	Nick at night.
	Nick at night.
	Look at that.
	Nick is.
	Nick is great.
	Man, glad to see his back at the show.
	And he had a lot of dummies go through there, bro.
	If I could say some nice things about Nick here, actually, me and Andrew had multiple private conversations.
	And wait, where am I going with this?
	We were about to start talking about this.
	I was going to say that I sang Nick's praises to Andrew, and Andrew also had very nice things to say about Nick.
	So, W's in the chat for Nick.
	Chef Dill Pickles to Nick.
	And Mary Felicity.
	My headphones are in stereo mode.
	Felicity definitely evacuated.
	Evacuated.
	You evacuated the fart out of the unused.
	I can't keep denying it.
	Yeah.
	Just believe what you want.
	All right, guys, if you want $30 TTS, get a roast.
	And we're finishing up with the show notes here.
	We, Courtney, you were proposed to two weeks into a relationship in a frat house, and you laughed in his face, and he was visibly upset.
	But then he had a website.
	Was it like this?
	No, there was no ring.
	It was literally like, okay, so we actually met like a week before we started dating.
	And then we started dating.
	We were dating for two weeks.
	And then he proposed to me.
	It was like at like, it was at the frat house in his room at the frat house.
	And then I just laughed in his face because I thought it was like a joke, you know, because we were like drinking and stuff.
	So I was like, oh, this has to be a funny joke.
	And so I started laughing.
	And then his entire face just like completely dropped.
	And then after that, he did like, we had like a 30-minute conversation about it.
	And then he was so dead set on it that he literally opened up his computer and he showed to me like how to get married like online.
	He had a website up?
	Like a website.
	Like he looked it up.
	And then you guys broke up two months later.
	Yes.
	Nice.
	What frat was he in?
	SAE.
	Shigo.
	What?
	SAE.
	Oh, SAE.
	Sigma Alpha Episode.
	That's why.
	Yeah.
	They're crazy.
	Oh, shit.
	Girl, dating topics, girl best friends allowed.
	What did you want to talk about on that?
	Oh, I was just going to say, my opinion on that one is like, so like, I have like guy, like, friends.
	Jared, let up.
	Back in your seat.
	Look, here's the.
	I'm autistic, and if you leave, it's going to trigger my autism.
	Wait, where are you heading to?
	Four hours away.
	If you pay for her Uber, swear.
	Upland, California.
	My friends are.
	Is that what's that?
	San Bernardino?
	My friends are sitting in the car outside the studio right now.
	They're watching that shit.
	They're probably like, fuck this guy, bro.
	Bro, it is not four.
	Upland is not four hours away.
	That's a solid.
	Traffic?
	It's fucking midnight.
	It's midnight.
	Probably like two hours.
	It's any nightly work in the way.
	It's not.
	You're right.
	It's only 10 p.m.
	It's 10:30.
	What?
	Oh, my autism.
	I think it's midnight.
	You're right.
	My autism, there's time dilation with that.
	I feel like it's getting worse as we can go.
	I'm not drinking.
	Who can give her a ride?
	Sit down.
	Get in your chair.
	Why are you listening to him?
	I don't know.
	I know.
	You're like, you know, you have to get free will.
	Oh my God, when are you going to get this like boss baby vibes?
	Did you say this is in the closet?
	This is your best opportunity to rage leave.
	I need my friends.
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah, can we have a good rage leave?
	Like, stop.
	We're almost done.
	We're so close.
	Oh, wait, can I rage leave?
	Splitting the bill, okay?
	Oh, wait.
	Hold on.
	Wait, what's that?
	The bow.
	The bow?
	Nah, we don't have to do the bow.
	What's that?
	Oh, my expectation for dating is fuck it.
	Okay, fine.
	Have a big fucking nick.
	Brought that shit up.
	God damn it, Nick.
	What?
	All right.
	We've got to play the bow video now for this part about the Audi?
	No.
	Oh, so this is a video I took of my ex-girlfriend.
	This is just so I could show future girlfriends my expectations in a relationship.
	Go ahead, play that shit.
	That's almost disgusting.
	You're disgusting.
	I'm sorry.
	Just saying that is weird.
	Zip it.
	I will jump in.
	All right, Rich, please, and thank you.
	Excuse you, Bai.
	Hi, hello.
	So rude.
	Rude.
	Zip it.
	Rude, Lauren.
	Oh my gosh.
	The chemistry.
	Okay, whatever.
	Let's go.
	Oh, your little video won't play.
	No, it will.
	You guys are waiting for us to show you.
	Play that show.
	Boom.
	Huge bow.
	You see the fucking depth?
	Amazing.
	I get home from a long podcast day.
	I go into the.
	I, you know, look, I need my laundry done right away, promptly.
	Dinner's ready.
	Dinner's served.
	This is a joke.
	No, this is my ex-girlfriend.
	I dumped her, though, not long after this video.
	She looks amazing, honestly.
	Beer.
	I really liked her.
	Why can't we?
	I'm sorry, but like, is this a joke?
	No, this is serious.
	This is dead serious.
	Why did you demo it?
	I'll get to it.
	I'll get to why that's you.
	Nick, watch it again.
	She's on occasion.
	She's got a great rap.
	Boom.
	Huge bow.
	Massive bow.
	Being embarrassed on that.
	How's she being embarrassed?
	That's responsible.
	Look, she doesn't have, she didn't have the right flappers.
	Okay.
	She didn't have the right flaps for Brian.
	That is actually the reason.
	That is the reason.
	That's the reason.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	She was.
	I'm just going to say, ladies, if the man cares that much to leave you over it, he wasn't worth it.
	It wasn't just the curtains not matching the drapes there.
	It's just it was the wrong kind of curtains, right?
	It was ladies their pubes.
	Bestie, you literally am I not surprised.
	Are your pubes green?
	No, but I bleached them and I've dyed them red at some point.
	Love that.
	I love that.
	I love that.
	Why?
	Yikes.
	Clock out.
	That is so fun.
	So, what do you guys think?
	Would you bow for absolutely not for you?
	No.
	Not for you.
	No, not for you.
	Not for nobody.
	No, I'm not for you.
	I would do it as like a joke.
	I wouldn't do it like seriously.
	I'm not sure.
	Johnson.
	Oh, my fucking God.
	Now he's going to see this.
	Would you bow to Jack?
	I'm so sorry.
	Would you bow to Jack?
	I'll know who that fucking is.
	In my world, Jack Johnson is that guy who makes like ukulele music.
	That's not fucking true.
	You should have done your fucking research, alright?
	No, I know.
	I looked it up, but Jack Johnson.
	You clearly didn't.
	What did you just say?
	Ukulele, he's never fucking touched you.
	Oh my god, there's another musical artist named Jack Johnson.
	Well, you clearly had the names wrong.
	You should have done your research better or shouldn't we?
	Calm down.
	I think I know who you're talking about.
	Calm down, Lauren.
	I just, it feels like you're trying to clock me.
	Calm down.
	I'm not getting there.
	There's no clock.
	Okay.
	No clock.
	I know.
	I cannot see one.
	Relex, Lauren.
	Okay.
	You're good.
	You're good.
	Yeah, Lauren, you're so upsetty spaghetti.
	Calm down.
	So, anyways, did you?
	Oh, wow.
	She liked that, Andrew.
	I'm sorry.
	What was the question again?
	The question was.
	Wait, I forgot it all.
	I'll let you land it this time, I swear.
	Oh, would you bow for the perfect guy?
	No.
	Not even Jack Johnson.
	Or the other dudes who are simping over on TikTok.
	Okay, Jack, I'm so sorry.
	No.
	Don't worry.
	Would you bow for the perfect man?
	Hell yeah.
	Now.
	No.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	No.
	No.
	I would.
	I have a question, though.
	Sure.
	Isn't that a part of her culture?
	My culture?
	As a white person, you're not afraid of me.
	No, not yours, hers.
	Your alleged ex-girlfriend.
	Do you think that's Anna?
	Yeah, I guess.
	Technically, she was American Asian, though.
	Okay.
	She might as well have been like a Becky.
	Becky?
	Becky.
	Like a Becky.
	Anyway, whatever.
	Becky with.
	Just call her Foreign Lauren.
	Would you bow for the perfect man?
	I would definitely bow for my husband.
	Yes.
	Bow for your husband?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	So wait.
	Yes.
	No.
	Yes.
	So no, no.
	Yes.
	So just three no's.
	No, no, no.
	Okay.
	That's crazy.
	They won't bow for that perfect man.
	That's weird.
	You guys are weird for that one.
	I mean, I respect you.
	I would bow to you right now.
	What would be like the equivalent?
	Yeah, I respect you.
	Wow.
	I would bow to anyone.
	I would bow to anyone.
	I would bow to anyone that I respect as a person.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate that.
	Sorry.
	I would ask for a demonstration, but.
	I just did it.
	But if I get up, you're scared I'm going to leave.
	But what's weird to me is girls won't do the bow, but you will let a guy blast on your face on the first date.
	What's that about, huh?
	I'm sorry.
	Why is he just assuming that one of us like I don't know?
	Jack Johnson told me.
	Jack Johnson told me.
	Don't worry.
	Please.
	Please.
	This man is so PG.
	I'm kidding.
	He.
	Never mind.
	What?
	Huh?
	Huh?
	Nothing.
	I don't know.
	I'm just making shit up.
	But clearly, we love it.
	Cell jokes.
	We love it.
	I don't know if I said one.
	We love it.
	What are you too mad about anyway, Lauren?
	I don't even know what you guys are fighting about.
	What are you guys fighting about?
	We're not fighting about anything.
	We're besties.
	She's my Caucasian.
	She's my homie.
	I think it's the other way around.
	You're my Caucasian.
	Yeah, because I'm.
	I'm half Latina.
	You're Latina.
	Me too.
	Oh, my God.
	How cute.
	Coming up.
	I can't prove it.
	Say five things in Spanish.
	Me?
	Like, what do you want me to say?
	Like, what?
	Whatever.
	I don't care.
	Donde estad, las bibi.
	Speak English in this fucking country with the hell.
	Out of control.
	Out of control.
	No.
	Damn.
	Any more of that?
	I'm calling ice, Lauren.
	That's it.
	Damn.
	Canceled.
	Clip it.
	Fucking clip it.
	It is crazy, though, Andrew.
	You know, these girls, they won't do the bow.
	It's crazy.
	Is that it?
	It's really not all bowdy.
	Will you guys do a curtsy, though?
	What the?
	No, yeah, why not?
	It's crazy.
	I mean, like, I wouldn't do it, like, seriously.
	You know what I'm saying?
	We have a segment.
	We have a segment that we do.
	Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.
	If everybody can remove their makeup, we do a segment where people remove their makeup on the show.
	I am not wearing any makeup.
	I am not wearing any either, man.
	I'm done.
	You're not wearing anything?
	Yeah, I'll do it.
	That's just how you naturally are.
	Yeah, now what you have to ask yourself is: is that a compliment or an insult?
	Do you have like my cellar water?
	I mean, I haven't fixed my teeth either.
	I have the Kirkland brand that's so good.
	I have my cellar water.
	Okay, I can use that.
	She's very bougie with her makeup.
	It's so bougie.
	I'm just trying not to get a rash on it.
	I don't know.
	Whatever.
	Do we take it off now?
	Yes, now.
	Makeup removed.
	Right now.
	I'm just clean.
	Take it off.
	I was going to take this.
	I guess it was a good idea.
	That didn't sound right, but I know.
	Is this my foundation and then my primers?
	Hold on to them because you're going to hold it up to the camera.
	Hold on to them.
	Once you're done.
	No, well, if you don't have any on, don't waste our makeup wine.
	I'm so sorry.
	I was just trying to prove that I wasn't wearing makeup.
	Ryan Squeal, Mr. Meals, share two hours weak face.
	Is that even a rose?
	It's just like a really penny cake.
	What was it?
	Okay.
	Lemonique 92 donated $30.
	Brian, would you make out with chair four for a champagne pop?
	Also, chair two W glasses looks like an LGBTQ plus teacher that would groom and essay her students.
	Oh my god.
	That's actually crazy because I have friends who are teachers to middle schoolers who are way too LGBT about it.
	And my Florida stance is that we should not be educating kids on sexuality in school.
	So to answer your question, no, but you have to raise the stakes a little bit.
	How much is Ethereum right now?
	It's almost like 5k.
	No, I think it's more than that.
	No, it's like around 6.
	No.
	6'7 right now.
	Okay.
	Swear.
	No, not Ethereum.
	Got my Bitcoin.
	Bitcoin's at like 120.
	No, Ethereum?
	I'm doing that.
	I think it's like 4.6, 4.5 around there, I think.
	Yeah.
	I don't know if I. I'll do it for half a Bitcoin.
	Anybody got crypto out?
	It's literally like $60,000.
	Hacks of Bitcoin.
	All right.
	We got some big, we got some whales here ready to spend to see some Jared Leto on you.
	Your second option was me.
	Oh, yeah, it was me because I look like an LGBT teacher or chair.
	You were an option.
	Yeah, it was.
	It says chair four for champagne.
	I thought it said chair two because she looks like an LGBT teacher.
	No, I think he was just making a comment.
	Oh, okay, okay.
	He wasn't saying or that.
	I really want to make out with Brian.
	I just want to put it out there.
	I would not need to be a little bit more than a hundred.
	I believe homophobic and transphobic.
	Chef Bill Pickles donated $30.
	Andrew, Steelman the hippie's sex spirit marriage position.
	Boom roasted.
	Fair enough.
	Y'all don't understand.
	That's all I gotta say.
	I really don't like that.
	Really quick, can you guys hold up the makeup lights?
	Okay, you did not take off my makeup.
	Okay, can I at least justify Mario?
	Yeah, that doesn't work.
	She took off the neck.
	Hold it up.
	Although, I think we have places to get this.
	Wow.
	That's a lot of damage.
	Wait, Lauren, you didn't.
	No one brought me the micella water.
	Can I use that one?
	No, no, it'll give her a rash.
	Yeah, it'll give me a rash.
	Do you want to just like spray champagne?
	Pop another bottle.
	Do you just want to use a page out of green eggs and ham by Dr. Seuss?
	Fuck no.
	You want to destroy the bad?
	She's obviously anxious.
	Claim donated $30.
	Yeah, but my autism outweighs it.
	My autism always has a lot of money.
	But none of you have any attributes that we want.
	Looks mean very little for long-term relationships.
	Can anyone do the math of 1% of the current male US population?
	Michael Smith donated $30.
	Talking about disowned, I would disown my son if he spent his hard-earned marine paycheck to buy a ring for any woman like these people with uteruses.
	Your son's a marine.
	He eats crayons.
	Oh, shit.
	Roasted.
	That is true, though.
	If Chair 5 from episode 250 is ever on again, arrange Andrew to be on, too.
	She said that men are women's natural predators and that hypothetical white genocide in China is not racism.
	Needs major humbling.
	Pasty George donated $30.
	Brian, I wouldn't even pay a million dollars to see you make out with Tamu Jared Leto.
	The eyebrow raise.
	That sounds like he's saying he would pay you.
	No, he's saying he wouldn't even pay you.
	Who is Jared Leto and who's being compared to this person?
	You're me or Jared Leto.
	I wouldn't kiss him for a moment.
	So, does that mean he would pay me a million to say that?
	If I was the prettiest girl in the world, I wouldn't kiss anyone for a million.
	He's saying that there's not an amount of money that he would pay you to make you a money.
	There's not an amount of money to make me do something in a sexual aspect to another person.
	By the way, somebody did not pay the simp tax.
	Who was that?
	Who sent that shit about?
	Who sent that?
	Now I just turn pale because they just snatched me.
	They're like, what do I have to do to get a date with you?
	What is that about?
	Who was the guy?
	What was his name?
	Does anybody remember his name?
	Anybody else grabbing my money?
	Whatever.
	Okay, finishing up the notes here.
	Almost done.
	Almost done.
	We're halfway there.
	Courtney.
	Okay.
	I'm scared.
	Don't be scared.
	Girl best friends allowed.
	What is that?
	Yeah.
	Like, you know how some girlfriends are like, no, they can't have any girlfriends at all.
	No.
	Like, a guy can't have a girl best friend.
	Whatever.
	That's like me.
	Like, best friend or, like, friend?
	Like, no friends.
	Okay, a couple other things here.
	We're going to move off of Courtney's notes.
	Thank you.
	A woman should not be rejected because of her weight.
	Amelia, you disagree.
	Yeah.
	I've definitely had men tell me, you know.
	Also, Michelle, you disagree.
	Or sorry.
	No, you agree.
	I apologize.
	You agree, a woman should not be rejected because of her weight.
	Why is that?
	Can a man be rejected because of his height?
	Oh, did I say that a woman shouldn't?
	I don't think I said a woman should not reject.
	No, so okay.
	The statement is: a woman should not be rejected because of her weight.
	Oh, and I don't agree with that.
	So you agree, you think it's wrong for a guy to reject because of a woman's weight.
	I guess I missed that.
	Michelle?
	Yeah, I don't agree with it because it depends on what you view as weight on a woman.
	Because I see, well, I mean, some men do like fuller women.
	Don't disagree with that.
	And it's really hard for that to be a thing of, well, I like, I mean, obviously, there's some men that hate skinny women too.
	So, I mean, you can't, it's very difficult with that.
	Yeah, why couldn't you reject them based on that, though?
	So if a girl's too skinny, yeah, you can reject them, but I mean, most of the population, they do date, you know, women that are not thin.
	And they are.
	Are they?
	Well, I mean, they're, you know, they could have extra weight.
	Yes.
	I'm not going to say fat, but, you know, it depends on full figure and, you know, what a man wants.
	Yeah, but I guess what's wrong with an individual?
	I get that there are men who date women who are overweight and they're fine with it.
	But what would be wrong with a given man rejecting a woman because of her weight?
	Well, I guess it wouldn't be wrong.
	Oh, okay.
	I mean, to me, yeah.
	If he doesn't want to date an overweight woman, then he doesn't have to.
	I'd say my weight.
	That to me is, you know.
	My weight has been a topic of conversation in every situation that I have, like any romantic situation that I've been in.
	You know, that I would look better if I lost 20 pounds.
	Stop it.
	Get some help.
	That's rude.
	That's really rude.
	Yeah, and it felt rude, but also these men choosing not to be with me because of that, like, I'm okay with that.
	Like, you know, it is what it is.
	You know, I think it's up to each individual person to be confident within themselves.
	I personally would like to be confident in myself in the way that I take care of myself to the point where, you know, I'm taking good care of my body.
	I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and the right look, you could be very striking.
	Hell yeah.
	Those are really big boobs, though.
	Yeah, and I'd say that the bigger my boobs get, the harder it is.
	But I work out with a trainer like four times a week.
	I try to do rock climbing.
	I go to yoga.
	Yeah, I would love to figure out a way to weigh them.
	Go to a grocery store skill.
	It's just like, oh, yeah.
	You put it down on the scale and you don't know how much of that is you weighing it down or how much is just pure boob.
	Just do it when nobody's looking.
	Just do it.
	I'll do it when they're looking.
	I don't mind that.
	The people in my town know about me.
	Also, considering the women that have children.
	Whoa, Nick, that's crazy.
	Okay, final notes here.
	We have Michelle.
	In your 20s, one of your friends set you up on a date with a guy you met for lunch, and while you guys were eating, he took something out of his mouth and you find out it was a metal bar that was a tongue-piercing, which was a turnoff.
	And then he proceeded to tell you something else down below was pierced.
	And then the date ended.
	It did.
	I was, that was a very turn off.
	And I don't know why my friend set me up, but I told her, I said, that's the last time you set me up because it was way out of the box for me.
	And yeah, so that was the end of that date.
	And during lunch, of all things, he decides to take it out because he's eating and it gets in his way.
	And it's just like, eh, yeah.
	I don't like piercings like that or piercings, you know.
	You also wrote with your final point.
	You, I think you're, yeah, you debunk women's arguments of the age gap where men want younger women.
	For one thing, women that are 35-year-old have more baggage, higher body count, mental health issues, menopause will have attachment issues, higher chance of high-risk pregnancies, or just can't even have kids.
	Older women who are career-driven cannot balance a relationship or give the right support.
	They are usually controlling.
	You can see why men date younger women.
	Do you want to elaborate on that?
	Correct.
	So a man, I believe, will look for a younger woman who doesn't have kids and will basically start fresh and want a woman who they can mold into a it's traditional, but they're also looking for that woman to marry and be long-term too.
	And I think being young, you know, if I had it to do all over again, I would do it the right way.
	I would do it with values, morals, tradition, virtues, and everything else.
	So being 55 and looking back at all the, you know, I've been twice divorced and, you know, I've been in relationships, did the wrong thing.
	So for me, it actually taught me a lesson.
	And that's what I want to teach other women.
	That is my mission in my group therapies with women, especially with young women when they're going to.
	You do group therapies with women?
	Yes.
	And that's telling my story because I don't want younger women to make the same mistakes.
	I want them to look at marriage as a union and to definitely look at it as a long-term commitment and to save your virtues and to get out, get out of the industry and you can have men provide for you because you're kind of doing that anyways with the profession.
	You're having men provide for you regardless.
	So why not get into a relationship and actually have that man provide for you and give you the opportunity to be a mother, be a wife, and take that back for you.
	Men should lead.
	They should be a part of that.
	And I think we have a problem, an epidemic, because of fatherless homes.
	And I think that's true.
	It's because there's no fathers.
	You know, fathers abandon their children.
	And I think it does affect or there's strife in the home.
	And so we need to get back to really good standards.
	Word.
	Word, did we do the super chat from CAT, the 200?
	Yeah, we did.
	I read it.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Okay, perfect.
	Final thing from the questionnaire, then we're going to get this wrapped up.
	Last call, guys, on the TTS Roast, $30 TTS Streamlabs.com/slash whatever.
	Final call.
	Three of you said, yeah, roast her.
	She wants to be roasted.
	Wait, did Leto escape?
	Yeah.
	Did she leave?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Let her escape.
	Amelia, you would not date a police officer.
	No.
	Michelle, you would not date a police officer.
	No.
	Rose, you would not date a police officer.
	Why is that?
	Honestly, I've had some weird experiences with police officers that have just left me feeling like also I smoke weed and in my state, like, I don't know, that has not always been as legal as it is in California.
	I'd say the police officers in Tampa, they get to dry around Dodge Chargers, and so they kind of have a complex to them, and they're just a little more aggressive than I'd like to get my hands on.
	I like aggressive men, but not that kind of aggressive.
	Quick answers from you guys if you can.
	The job is too risky.
	Job too risky.
	Yeah, death.
	Okay.
	Injury.
	Government-affiliated?
	Not for me.
	For sure.
	For sure.
	That's pretty much it.
	We're going to let the final chats come through.
	Get this wrapped up here.
	Eh, we're going to skip it.
	Spax Sosé donated $30.
	Let's be real.
	Chair 4 looks like Willem Defoe in Green Lantern.
	Thank you, Spax.
	Appreciate it.
	Claim donated $30.
	Chair 2.
	Crayons are effing delicious.
	You would be surprised who is flying your plane to this podcast while you sit in coach.
	At least you don't have to worry about having your life preserver.
	Oh, my God.
	You're right about that.
	H.T. George donated $30.
	Women can reject men for being under six feet tall or simply being a good man.
	With that being said, men can then reject women who are gross and fat like whales.
	Okay.
	Michael Smith donated $30.
	Son had a 4.0 GPA mathematical degree and decided to go to the Marines because he loves mechanics and wants to work on jets.
	So maybe he eats crayons, but you eat everything, even the D for work.
	Not for work.
	I had ice stacked up and ready to breach till they saw chair 3 U's that make up why.
	All that effort to find the address wasted.
	You're lost, Brian.
	They had a burrito for you and everything.
	Shit.
	Thank you, Penn.
	Thank you, man.
	Care to ask to get roasted?
	I have some Cuban friends that could dig a pit for that.
	Boom.
	Roasted.
	Yo, thank you, Chef Dale Pickles.
	I don't get it.
	I think it means the.
	I don't know what it means.
	Mr. Basteman donated $30.
	Millions of men broke themselves in half for hundreds of years to build civilization.
	Women set it on fire and gave it all to the savages.
	Elfeminism.
	W Fat Love Brian.
	W Andrew.
	Not one.
	Step back.
	Thank you, man.
	Appreciate the TTS.
	Appreciate it.
	Final question: what is a woman?
	Just the shock on the face.
	Oh, literally, what is fuck.
	I can't think of how to answer this.
	Biologically, if you're born with a coochie, you are a woman.
	Your definition?
	I think, yeah, if you are born a woman or if you're, you know, trans and you identify as a woman.
	I think you need to be born as a woman.
	If you want to identify as a trans woman, I'm okay with that.
	But a woman is a woman with a vagina.
	Yeah, someone that is born with a vagina, and that's it.
	Someone born with a vagina, too.
	The way God created woman and man, as far as woman with a vagina.
	Man with a pee.
	Yeah, so anyone that has a womb?
	So kindergarten cop got it right.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I love that movie.
	Pasty George donated $30.
	I want to thank the panelists, Brian, our host, and Andrew, our special guest, for attending the podcast.
	Yes.
	Also, respect to the women who removed their makeup.
	Thank you all and good night.
	Yo, Pasty, thank you, man.
	Andrew, it sounded like, did you want to bite on the what is a woman thing?
	Or yeah, I just you're just saying anybody who identifies as being a woman is a woman.
	Well, no, I think I agree with what she was saying.
	Like, you can identify as like trans to woman, but like you, you know what I'm saying?
	No, you're still a dude, right?
	Yeah, because that's not a woman.
	You call me a trans.
	Yeah, what I would say is, I would say you call yourself trans woman.
	Yeah, I mean, you can call yourself Frodo Baggins, too.
	So what?
	Yeah.
	I guess it's something that like floats in the middle.
	What the hell does that mean?
	It floats in the middle.
	I don't even know how to describe it.
	Like, there's you have a woman.
	Oh, someone's born a woman.
	They have a trans woman.
	But they're two different types of things.
	Let's just say this.
	If there's a guy and he's in an accident, like he's around a machine and it cuts off his junk.
	Is he a woman?
	He doesn't have a vagina now, does he?
	He just doesn't have a penis.
	He just has a stub.
	He has what my ex has.
	Okay, so another dude happens to cut have his junk cut off and then puts on a wig.
	Now he is a woman.
	He can be a trans woman.
	Your ex had a stub?
	Small penis, yeah.
	Okay.
	Wow.
	Jack?
	Me and your ex have a lot in common there then.
	You have a small penis, Andrew?
	I'm like a stud hamster.
	Hey, it makes sense.
	Have you ever seen like the tails on like corgis?
	Uh, yeah, I guess.
	Those are huge, though.
	Like, or is it a corgi?
	I don't know, like a bulldog.
	So, yeah.
	So yeah, but back to this, like what, what would make, what would make this person who had their junk, who cut their junk off and then put on a wig, a woman, but not the guy who had his stuff accidentally separated via machine.
	Just the weirdest scenario.
	I guess just the intention, though, you know.
	That's not a weird scenario.
	Like, that shit actually happens.
	I mean, but there are, like, back in Greece, there were men who were castrated for religious, or was that just their balls?
	I don't really know, but you know.
	Yeah, like the castrati.
	That one isn't a woman.
	They don't, they're not claiming that.
	They're not women.
	The castrati weren't women.
	Yeah.
	They were just men who had their balls cut off.
	But the point is here is like, look, I'm just trying to figure out what you think a woman is.
	I think we all agree that a woman is someone with a vagina.
	Yeah.
	We're not claiming that trans women are women.
	Though.
	She kind of was like, yeah, unless you identify as being a woman.
	And then it's like, well, I'm not so sure there.
	I think you're digging into something, to be honest.
	Yeah.
	Well, I know.
	You're digging into something that doesn't exist.
	What?
	What doesn't exist?
	I don't fucking know.
	Like, I think after I said that trans women are trans women and regular women are regular women, she agreed with that.
	Yeah, that's what I was agreeing with.
	So I feel like you're kind of like beating a dead horse now.
	I was just investigating the view.
	There wasn't even any beating of the dead horse.
	Maybe I just didn't understand what she said.
	Maybe next time you should be a little clearer, Borin Lauren.
	Me?
	Maybe you should smoke less cigarettes on the pod.
	You should smoke more cigarettes, make it more interesting.
	Were we allowed to smoke cigarettes in here?
	Yeah, wait, were we?
	No.
	But I'm allowed to smoke cigarettes here, fuckers.
	Andrew has tried to smoke cigarettes in here, and we've been like, no.
	Brian does not like that.
	Says no.
	Well, I appreciate it.
	Yeah, I mean, it pisses him off, but I mean, that's like half the fun, right?
	Oh, shit.
	I'll remember that at the time.
	Yeah, trying to get away with it.
	Getting Brian all flustered.
	Well, thanks, Andrew.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you're welcome.
	Yeah.
	I think we're waiting for some more roasts to come in.
	I can just do the roasting until the roasters, you know, get away from me.
	Roast me in.
	Can you do it, actually?
	Yeah, Andrew, go ahead.
	Roast me, Andrew.
	What's that?
	Roast me.
	Uh-oh.
	I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
	You guys are all talking.
	Can you please roast me?
	I would like it the most.
	Too many of you talking at once.
	Just one at a time.
	It's just me talking?
	Oh, my God.
	Well, I thought there was three people talking because it looks like there's three of you.
	That was a good roast.
	I liked that one.
	It was good.
	Yeah.
	You know, I really set that one up.
	I took my time with it.
	It was good delivery.
	Like, everything there was.
	Even the chicken reds laughing.
	She was like, okay, that was pretty good.
	She was like, that was pretty cool.
	It was good.
	It was good.
	Just saying.
	It's the boob shake of approval.
	Is that what that was?
	Most things get the boob shake of approval, to be honest.
	It's really cool.
	You know, there could be children who are watching this podcast.
	And I bet they would be really excited, too.
	They'd be like, no, I'm not watching this stream.
	18 do not be.
	Yeah, they don't need to watch this.
	Or your parents.
	Yeah, but I mean, there could be.
	It's a little late for the cats to be on, don't you think?
	I don't know.
	Why not?
	It's not that late over there, is it?
	It's like 10.30 at night.
	Wait, where the hell is it?
	It's 12.30.
	It's 12.30 right now.
	It's only 8.
	It's only 8?
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	No.
	Yeah, see, whatever podcast is structured like a casino.
	Like, no clock.
	That's what it feels like.
	And the house always wins.
	That way you can never tell.
	The house fucking wins.
	No, no, no.
	The house always wins.
	I told you, it's structured like a casino.
	The hat?
	You want the hat?
	Why?
	Yes.
	He wants to smell it now that it's been on your head.
	What?
	Oh, God.
	What fucking degenerate shit are you talking over?
	Good lord.
	You can't keep your mind out of the gutter for five seconds.
	Oh my god, it wasn't her underwear.
	It was her hat.
	It's my hat.
	Why the hell would anybody want to smell it?
	A lot of men like sniffing women's hair.
	Oh.
	They don't like sniffing their fucking hats.
	Closest thing.
	You're like, oh, you got to give me that hat.
	What?
	No, they don't.
	Come on.
	Maybe the circles you run in.
	I run in some weird circles, let me tell you.
	Well, you do OF, so probably have some strange people.
	Yeah.
	I mean, you have to have some strange people in your life to lead you to doing OF, I think.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so which one of you is the funniest?
	Raise your hand if you're the funniest.
	It's not you.
	All right, make me laugh.
	I'll make you laugh.
	Make you laugh.
	Say something.
	Say something funny.
	Make me fucking laugh.
	Say something funny.
	Not come on, funny lady.
	Funny lady, I guess I just do more funny things.
	Like your tongue thing.
	Yeah, I keep doing the tongue thing.
	That's like a nerd.
	Like I'm just going.
	Oh my God.
	I'm just socially awkward.
	So like, you know, I fill space with things, but I guess I'm not a comedian, unfortunately.
	I'd say some people think that I have like some degree of autism.
	Yeah.
	The least funny women who've ever been on these panels are comedians.
	Oh, you know what?
	Yeah.
	I've definitely seen some female comedy shows.
	I'm not kidding.
	They start getting it.
	So, you know what I started doing?
	I started saying, okay, anytime a female comedian came on, I said, when you start joking about your vagina, that's when we'll know that you're getting into your bits, right?
	Every single time, the female comedians always start joking about their vagina.
	I have no idea why they do that.
	Yeah.
	All of them.
	Yeah, no, yeah, you're right.
	Yeah.
	I think, um, do we have any have someone specific in mind?
	All right.
	Sorry, guys.
	Had to deal with some stuff.
	BTS.
	Any final thoughts from any of the is your something okay?
	It looks like you smelled something or I don't know.
	Is that just my phrase?
	That's just Andrew was right about the RVF.
	Really?
	All right.
	I have one final thought that I'll leave you guys with before the show closes.
	All of you are lucky to have me here.
	I made this panel really, really good.
	And that's good because just like all of you are totally uninteresting in every conceivable way.
	But luckily, I was here.
	Luckily, I was here.
	You add to it.
	Yes.
	You add to it.
	That's why they're laughing, right?
	You add to it.
	Thank you.
	You could have done that.
	We appreciate you so much, Anne.
	You do add to the show.
	I really admit that.
	Very good.
	Make things better here.
	Wait, didn't you say you had a bunch of disagreements with Andrew?
	No, I think that I said in my notes.
	I think I, oh, I think that, I think I just said that sometimes he likes being controversial just for like the fuck of it.
	But I feel like this wasn't a very aggressive episode.
	Andrew believes everything he says.
	And I totally believe that for him.
	Yeah, but like.
	It's transparency.
	He really didn't do much to make them leave.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I mean, you had one rage quit.
	That's good.
	Yeah, but I don't know why that chick rage quit.
	I don't know either.
	Like, I think it was just podcast fatigue for her, to be honest.
	Yeah, she was feeling rich.
	I've been brutal.
	Like, I've raked some fucking rods over the coals when they're out of line.
	That's what I was waiting for.
	We were nice to her.
	I hear that word.
	Broads.
	Broads.
	What's wrong with the prods?
	Donated $30.
	Why are these women using bass talking points?
	Milkas has no right to tell woke teachers how to talk to children.
	The rest are just as gross as the woke guests.
	They are just bigger fakes.
	I made a comment saying that I have a friend who is gay who's a middle school teacher and he kind of pushes his beliefs onto those students.
	And I said I just hate you, huh?
	Do you get back pain?
	I have.
	This whole show has actually been incredibly hard for me sitting in a chair.
	Have you thought about maybe not having gay friends?
	So it was my assistant's boyfriend, and I fired my assistant, and I do not talk to them anymore.
	Oh, look at that shelf.
	Tear two is so big.
	She's sitting next to everybody.
	Chair 2 is so big.
	She's sitting next to everybody.
	You did ask to be roasted.
	No, yeah, no.
	And I even said, you know, every relationship I've been in, my weight has been a point.
	So I'm not, it's not sensitive.
	Yeah, I mean, somebody said that she had switched chairs at the table.
	I was like, well, that's funny.
	I just thought she was all around the table anyway.
	For sure?
	Nothing.
	Nothing.
	That's all I got.
	The boobs make a wave that could shake the whole table.
	Mr. Basel donated $30.
	I'm hung like a mouse with the Tic Tac and two air soft beam leaves.
	Felicity is the most normal looking woman on the panel, and she's wearing a World War German helmet and the local tank top.
	Brian is a marshmallow.
	Hey, all right.
	Mary, you want to go ahead?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	All right, guys, we're going to get this wrapped up here.
	Andrew, you're pretty.
	I've even seen it.
	I know.
	We're wrapping.
	Andrew, you're up pretty late, Andrew.
	Normally you, you know, you duck out a little earlier, you know?
	You're going to stream some more or what's going on?
	Yeah, I've been keeping my schedule later.
	So as long as it's like around 10 that I come on instead of earlier, it's not really a big deal for me.
	Oh, okay.
	Cool.
	Are you wrapping up your stream or what are you doing?
	Yeah, I'll be wrapping up.
	Okay, cool.
	All right, guys.
	Well, I want to say GG to the panel.
	Well played.
	Last call, guys.
	Hit the like button, please, on your way out.
	Also, yeah, guys, leave, stay until the end so you can leave a nice comment once the live ends.
	You can't leave a comment while it's live, but just stay for a couple minutes, leave a nice comment.
	I read them, you know, say something nice about the panelists or, you know, whatever.
	We do these row sessions, say something nice about Andrew, about me, whatever it is.
	Leave a nice comment.
	Thank you guys for tuning in tonight.
	Thank you to the wonderful panel.
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	You could have been anywhere in the world, but you were here with me.
	I appreciate that.
	Thank you to everyone who super chats, donates, and supports the show.
	We are viewer supported.
	Couldn't do it without you guys.
	So very.
	It was nice to meet all of you, of course.
	And I take none of this stuff personally, right?
	I like having these conversations, having them with people all over the world.
	And I really appreciate you guys taking the time tonight to carve a little bit of time out of your schedule to chat with me and Brian.
	Yeah, thank you guys.
	Thank you again to the panel.
	Couldn't do it without you guys.
	So thank you.
	Thank you.
	It was a fun panel, I think.
	Quite hectic before the show.
	I don't know if, yeah, well, I'm not going to talk about that, but had some crazy BTS drama before the show.
	Anyways, whatever.
	So yeah, thank you to everyone who supported tonight.
	Thank you guys.
	We will be live again Sunday, 5 p.m. Pacific.
	I do believe we're going to get Andrew in person here soon.
	If not this month, definitely, I think in September, where he's coming out to Cali.
	So, yeah, that's going to be good.
	Got some good things lined up for Andrew.
	Good things just lined up for more dating talks.
	So be sure.
	Sundays, 5 p.m. Pacific.
	Any girls who want to be on the show, you can DM out whatever on Instagram if you can make it to Santa Barbara.
	07's in the chat.
	Wait, I can't screw this guy over.
	Hold on.
	Bluey college and make some character.
	I'm starting to think.
	That was like two hours.
	I think you guys have a fart fetish.
	You wish I farted.
	Yeah.
	No, 100%.
	Girls can fart.
	I think psychology is going to win it, Felicity.
	Sure.
	You're going to get up with that reverse psychology.
	I swear to God.
	All right.
	Rock and roll.
	I'm pretty sure that's it.
	Okay, guys.
	07's in the chat.
	07's in the chat.
	And we will see you guys next time.
	Good night, guys.
	Wait.
	Are we forgetting something?
	Leave a nice comment.
	Stay until the end.
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	Leave a comment on the YouTube video.
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	All right, guys.
	07's in the chat.
	Good night.
	We'll see you next time.
	And thanks to Andrew.

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