FERAL GIRLS?! BEAVO's GF?! Sassy St. Lucia Strumpet/FEMINIST vs. Andrew Wilson?! | Dating Talk #212
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| With that said, without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves. | |
| So please tell us your name, age, location, and occupation. | |
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| Vera 22, St. Lucia, the Northwest. | |
| None of your business. | |
| Whoa, wait, hold on. | |
| I thought you were. | |
| Is that what you said last time? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Profession? | |
| OnlyFans Girl. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yay! | |
| All right, the sisterhood. | |
| And then any schooling, any education? | |
| Nope. | |
| Okay. | |
| College in St. Lucia or anything like that? | |
| Nope. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm Madaja. | |
| I'm 26. | |
| I'm from LA and I do OnlyFans. | |
| Yay! | |
| You're friends and fans. | |
| All right. | |
| What do you do on OF? | |
| What's the nature of the content? | |
| Mainly solo. | |
| I have old BG content, but mainly solo. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Any other kind of sex work, escorting, stripping? | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| Hi, I'm Lucy. | |
| I'm 21. | |
| I am from LA, but I live in Santa Barbara, and I go to the Santa Barbara City College currently. | |
| I'm a waitress. | |
| What are you studying? | |
| Architecture. | |
| Architecture. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you know what kind of architecture you want to do? | |
| Residential, primarily. | |
| Maybe I'll delve into interior design later in the future. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm Pom. | |
| I'm from Southern England, and I do any fans. | |
| Age? | |
| Oh, 24. | |
| All right. | |
| Any education, college, university? | |
| Yeah, I have two degrees. | |
| Okay. | |
| In what? | |
| I have an undergrad in psychology and a master's in neuroscience. | |
| Okay, all right, cool. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm back. | |
| Welcome back. | |
| Where's Vivo? | |
| I know you missed him. | |
| We missed you. | |
| No, he's been in hospital, so he's gonna come on again with me, which I bet you're excited for. | |
| I'm very excited. | |
| I'm Sophia. | |
| I do OnlyFans. | |
| I'm 22. | |
| I'm from England. | |
| All right. | |
| Any school? | |
| Anything else? | |
| Any school? | |
| Yeah, so I've got like a A star-in-law, but I don't really know what that is over. | |
| Sorry, a what? | |
| A star in law. | |
| I don't really know what that is. | |
| ASR in law, business, and criminology. | |
| An A? | |
| It's like, it's like talking about the story. | |
| Yeah, I don't understand it either. | |
| I don't understand what you're talking about. | |
| Yeah, like England's a lot different to what you're doing. | |
| Andrew, do you have video? | |
| Of what? | |
| Yeah, there's video on my end. | |
| Damien, do you have video? | |
| No. | |
| We don't. | |
| We're not getting a video. | |
| Of what? | |
| Are we supposed to see him? | |
| I think I'm the guy. | |
| Can you broadcast video, Andrew? | |
| I don't see any video. | |
| Have you seen Andrew before? | |
| Of course, I'm ready. | |
| I think it's big. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| Perfect. | |
| Hi. | |
| Have you missed me? | |
| Get it here. | |
| Get in it here. | |
| Andrew? | |
| Forgive me. | |
| Who are you? | |
| I've heard you broke up with your wife and started checking loads of girls, so that's not very Christian of you. | |
| I can't understand a word that you're saying. | |
| I said, I said, for a big Christian, I said, like, and then participating. | |
| Right, okay, can you stop talking over me? | |
| Can you stop talking over me so I can speak? | |
| Because you said what, so I'm replying to you. | |
| Okay, do you want to listen to me? | |
| Or do you want to interrupt again? | |
| I want to interrupt again. | |
| All right, go for it. | |
| Okay, I just did. | |
| All right, well, I thought you wanted to interrupt again, so I'm waiting for whatever else you're going to say. | |
| Okay, I'll interrupt again, too. | |
| Go on then. | |
| Off to a great start. | |
| Well, I'm waiting for the interruption. | |
| Anyways, what about you? | |
| My name's Angelica. | |
| I'm 25. | |
| I'm from Canada, and I'm a ballet dancer and an aerialist. | |
| I did a semester of university, and then I dropped out. | |
| All right. | |
| Did you go to school? | |
| You're a ballerina, right? | |
| Oh, well, yeah. | |
| So, in terms of that kind of training, I moved away from home when I was 13, and I went to a professional ballet school, two of them in Canada: the Royal Winnipeg Ballet School and School of Alberta Ballet, and I trained until I was 18. | |
| Wait, you left home at 13? | |
| At 13, yeah. | |
| And you ran away to go to ballet school? | |
| I didn't run away, but I got a scholarship to go train. | |
| Oh, did you walk away? | |
| I flew. | |
| You jogged? | |
| Wait, so why did you leave school? | |
| I didn't leave. | |
| Because just where my parents lived, like we were living in Ontario, and then the school was in Winnipeg and Alberta, so it was just far away. | |
| So I just lived with like a random family. | |
| Yes. | |
| I mean, then they were fought. | |
| Your parents were cool with it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| My name is Irma Ruiz. | |
| I am from San Antonio, Texas. | |
| I am a mother. | |
| I was a teacher for 15 years, and now I work in the entertainment industry. | |
| All right. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Did you say age? | |
| Oh, I'm 49. | |
| 49. | |
| What kind of teacher were you? | |
| Language arts, but only up to eighth grade, sir, so don't expect anything special from me. | |
| What? | |
| Texas, so now language arts. | |
| That's like ELA, English language arts. | |
| Edgar Allan Poe teaching children how to say woman. | |
| I mean, women instead of woman. | |
| I know. | |
| Did it take? | |
| Did it take? | |
| My kids, I'll say women. | |
| But I don't know what's going on with a lot of these women that keep saying woman in the plural sense. | |
| I don't know. | |
| When did that even happen? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Damn woman. | |
| It's a whole bunch of them. | |
| I don't get it. | |
| I don't get it, but it's really messing with my head. | |
| And then did you, your education background? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Oh, I was a former teacher. | |
| I taught 15 years in the Texas education system. | |
| Your education? | |
| I have a bachelor's in interdisciplinary disciplinary studies. | |
| Okay. | |
| Master's, PhD? | |
| No, there's a bachelor's. | |
| Just bachelor's. | |
| It's a bachelor's. | |
| All right, what about you? | |
| Hi, my name's Julia and I'm from Riverside and I'm 24 years old and I'm a car dealer. | |
| All right, any schooling? | |
| I'm going to school for taxes right now. | |
| That's it. | |
| For taxes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Like accounting. | |
| We'll write some of that stuff. | |
| You're a car dealer, like used cars, or what kind of cars do you sell? | |
| Retail. | |
| Well, yeah, I used cars, but retail. | |
| Is it like a specific dealership, like Toyota dealership, or what is it? | |
| Lux Automotive. | |
| So you sell all kinds of cars, not just. | |
| Okay, I see. | |
| All right. | |
| Andrew, what about you? | |
| Yeah, my name is Andrew Wilson. | |
| I'm the host of The Crucible. | |
| It's a popular entertainment channel on YouTube. | |
| I'm a political analyst, a political satirist. | |
| Occasionally, I engage in debates. | |
| I have many, many, many women, apparently, who really just hate my guts. | |
| I can't imagine why. | |
| I'm such a cuddly person. | |
| Yeah, full of people. | |
| They seem very upset. | |
| So upset, they can't even let me introduce myself without cutting me off. | |
| But anyway, that's who I am, and it's a pleasure to meet all of you. | |
| Can we ask about your education? | |
| Yeah, I'm an eighth-grade dropout. | |
| Nice. | |
| Wait, actually, Andrew? | |
| What's that? | |
| Wait, actually, or is that like a joke? | |
| It's satire, probably. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I don't know, Andrew. | |
| I mean, sure, that could be true. | |
| So why do you try and educate women on what they should and shouldn't do? | |
| If you're a little dropout, what would my edgy? | |
| Let's say that I only made it through fifth grade. | |
| What would that have to do with you being a prostitute exactly? | |
| I'm not a prostitute. | |
| I'm just an online whore. | |
| I don't understand. | |
| What does the word whore mean? | |
| I can imagine I make a lot more money than you who literally interrogates OnlyFans Women for a living. | |
| And that has, I'm sure you do. | |
| I'm guessing prostitution is very lucrative, or women wouldn't do it. | |
| Right? | |
| Like, my assumption is that prostitution is highly lucrative. | |
| I don't think you understand the definition of prostitution. | |
| Yeah, prostitution, selling yourself. | |
| You can get the Google for money. | |
| There's nothing wrong with prostitution. | |
| Yeah. | |
| If it's consensual sex, then it's consensual sex. | |
| At least it's not unconsensual sex, which many people have, and a lot of girls suffer from, and men. | |
| So let's not come at OnlyFans Girls' jobs, and we'll not come at your jobs. | |
| Okay, so anyway, prostitution is a practice of engaging. | |
| I was talking about that eight hours ago. | |
| Yeah, so prostitution is the practice or occupation of engaging sexual activity with someone for payment. | |
| So yeah, definitionally that would be prostitution you're engaged in. | |
| Okay, if you want to call us prostitutes, then that's fine. | |
| But I don't want to. | |
| just trying to be precise with language I mean it's online so it's not exactly like I think it's different but do you show your bodies like to people for money I don't know you guys, so I don't know. | |
| Yeah, but I thought prostitutes. | |
| So when you see them, but creators for people say prostitutions and we're not prostituting, because we're working prostitutes. | |
| I mean, because back then, prostitution was prostitution because they didn't have the internet. | |
| But I think the definition has changed. | |
| So half of the world are prostitutes. | |
| Well, maybe so. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| And there's a lot of women doing it. | |
| And you know what? | |
| I'm not judging y'all. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| But I'm just saying, say what you are. | |
| It's okay. | |
| If that's what you are, say it and be proud of it. | |
| I don't think all you have to find is that I don't mind doing it if that's the definition of it. | |
| And then that's fine. | |
| If people want to call it prostitution, that's fine. | |
| But if it's online, that's a thing. | |
| But we're not having a lot of time. | |
| Before when even the word prostitution was invented, there was no online definition has changed. | |
| It's just like a form. | |
| And that's okay. | |
| Be proud of it. | |
| Be proud of who you are. | |
| You don't have to fight Andrew. | |
| No, I mean, like, this is what I know, and that's it. | |
| Joe, I'd be proud of you. | |
| I think they're proud of you. | |
| Last episode, Richie. | |
| I think you are, and that's okay. | |
| You know, absolutely. | |
| I just say don't. | |
| Well, it's always this cope, right? | |
| So, like, a stripper doesn't say that she's a stripper, she's a dancer, right? | |
| Yeah, but is a stripper a prostitute. | |
| I mean, hang on, hang on, hang on, just let you talk. | |
| No, I'm just asking a question. | |
| I'm curious. | |
| Is a stripper a prostitute? | |
| Yes, I'm not afraid of it. | |
| I'm trying to, I can't. | |
| Hold on. | |
| You gotta let him talk. | |
| Go ahead, Andrew. | |
| Go ahead, Andrew. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| So it's pure cope, right? | |
| So I get it. | |
| People don't want to be called the thing that they are because they're ashamed of what it is that they do. | |
| I think that that's normally what's going on. | |
| So I'm not ashamed of it. | |
| Hang on, I just disagree on the definition. | |
| That's fine. | |
| I swear, if you let me finish, you can respond. | |
| I did. | |
| Okay, so. | |
| Well, no, you didn't. | |
| No, but he said if you want to put in, and he still hasn't finished. | |
| Yeah, look at what we would add in to the conversation. | |
| He's not saying anything interesting. | |
| Okay, stop, stop. | |
| You can't interrupt. | |
| Let him finish. | |
| Then you guys will have time to respond. | |
| Go ahead, Andrew. | |
| I know, but usually you said like five years ago. | |
| Stop, stop, stop. | |
| Give him edit for a minute. | |
| Yeah, no, but he'll be on to a different topic then. | |
| Okay, but just stop. | |
| Be quiet for a minute. | |
| Go ahead, Andrew. | |
| Yeah, so I'm just saying it's pure cope, right? | |
| Just like how strippers like to be called dancers, they're strippers. | |
| And just like how women who have a camera in front of them and have sex for money don't want to be called prostitutes, even though if there was no camera present, that's exactly what they would be called because it's what it is. | |
| It's the same thing. | |
| Same thing. | |
| Well, so you're entitled to your opinion. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Don't care. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you think if it's a solo act and it's literally dildoing yourself, then that is prostitution? | |
| Sure. | |
| You could, if a man paid you to go up to his hotel room and dildo yourself. | |
| Well, no, we're not talking about that. | |
| We're talking about filming it and paying for it. | |
| I'm not trying to answer. | |
| Calm down. | |
| All right, well, let's go. | |
| If a man were to call you and pay you to go up to his hotel. | |
| That's not what we do. | |
| You got to stop, stop, stop. | |
| Just let him finish. | |
| Let him finish you this one of two ways. | |
| The first way is we can have a productive conversation. | |
| You can understand my point of view and I can understand yours. | |
| The second way is you can just cut in every three seconds and we'll never get anywhere. | |
| So it's up to you how you want to do it, but we're not going to get anywhere. | |
| I want to cut in every three seconds if it's up to me then. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I'm not sure you're going to be able to do it. | |
| But give us the option. | |
| I didn't give you the option. | |
| Stop interrupting. | |
| Go ahead, Andrew. | |
| So anyway, if a man were to pay a woman to go up to his hotel room and dildo herself, that would still be prostitution. | |
| Yes, just because you do it on a camera and a man pays you through a different medium doesn't make it less prostitution. | |
| That would be insane. | |
| It makes no sense. | |
| Yeah, but we're not going up to thousands of guys in hotel rooms dildoing ourselves. | |
| We're literally taking a video in a safe environment and selling that on the internet for money, like everyone else in the world does. | |
| Not everyone, not everyone, because not everyone does OnlyFans, but a large portion of girls do do it. | |
| And at the end of the day, blame the consumers rather than the people who do it. | |
| Because at the end of the day, if there's no consumers, no one would make money out of it. | |
| May I add to this conversation really quick? | |
| I think that it's a little bit unproductive to be fighting about whether or not he's insulting you and he's really just trying to define the word. | |
| I think that so do you think we're prostitutes because we do OnlyFans? | |
| I think that you're putting a negative connotation on a word that is just being defined. | |
| I am not insulting a negative connotation on the word. | |
| I think that you shouldn't care about his opinion. | |
| I don't. | |
| I don't care about his opinion, but him having a platform and telling everyone else that we're prostitutes. | |
| But let's think about it. | |
| This guy's he makes a lot of his money because of the power. | |
| Because of people like you girls who are pretty much giving up. | |
| He wouldn't have a job if it wasn't for girlfriends. | |
| So are you on the podcast? | |
| Yeah. | |
| OnlyFans. | |
| No, I'm just saying I just don't think it's productive to be fighting if there's not going to be an actual end to the conversation. | |
| But I mean, if you want to call it whatever you want, that's fine. | |
| But I think you're giving him power by letting it hurt you. | |
| True. | |
| So that's just. | |
| It's just the fact that he's a man on a podcast that thing. | |
| Are you really laughing? | |
| I'm laughing at myself. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, it's just like when I'm speaking to you and saying my opinion, maybe don't laugh at it because I didn't laugh at yours. | |
| Wow. | |
| She actually came in to save you. | |
| She actually came in and was trying to save her. | |
| How is it coming in to save me? | |
| I'm saying my opinion, you're saying yours. | |
| I'm saying my opinion, you're saying yours. | |
| You think every OnlyFans girls, even if they do bikini pictures, are prostitutes. | |
| That's not an issue. | |
| You're selling your body. | |
| It's a form of prostitution. | |
| Can I also just add that there's other girls at this table who also do OnlyFans and they're not really getting upset at this point. | |
| Yeah, I'm gonna process it. | |
| I'm gonna process him a straight three-year fall. | |
| Yeah, girls. | |
| Woo! | |
| Thank you. | |
| We're proud of it. | |
| We're proud of it. | |
| No, it's fine. | |
| Doing it. | |
| But at the end of the day, in a lot of other people's definitions, online work, which isn't giving sex for money, isn't prostitution. | |
| So I'm just putting my opinion over. | |
| So I just, I don't see the issue with that. | |
| If I have an opinion, I'm going to say my opinion. | |
| If he has an opinion, he can say his opinion. | |
| But at the end of the day, none of you were here when I was having an argument with him last time, which I conveyed before the show. | |
| So, yeah, that's my opinion on it. | |
| We love. | |
| Word. | |
| Word. | |
| Did he say word? | |
| Okay. | |
| So moving on. | |
| Trump 2024 MAGA donated $200. | |
| Anisa, stop talking so much. | |
| My sprinkler goes like this. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you, Trump. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Okay. | |
| That was cool. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, let me try to get through this. | |
| We are. | |
| Oh, wait, I'll have there's another TTS coming in and then we'll get to the relationship. | |
| Metro Mac donated $200. | |
| For sake, shut up. | |
| You can barely speak English, and your only argument is you're only good for a warm hold. | |
| Bring something else and we'll listen. | |
| So honestly, she speaks perfect English. | |
| That's the real English. | |
| Yeah, no. | |
| I am English. | |
| What are you doing about? | |
| Just because I'm a Geordie doesn't make it less English. | |
| What's up? | |
| Geordie. | |
| It's from Newcastle, like the northern accent. | |
| I thought Geordie? | |
| Geordie Shore? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm like in the posh part of Geordie show, so I'm not sure. | |
| I mean, she's not posh. | |
| I'm not posh, but it's out of that area where everyone pisses on plants and jumps in pills. | |
| Cool. | |
| That's awesome. | |
| All right. | |
| So going around the table, we're going to get the relationship status. | |
| What's your current relationship status? | |
| If you're single, how long have you been single? | |
| And the longest relationship you've ever been in. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Single, never really been in a relationship. | |
| Okay. | |
| Longest period of time you've seen a man or a woman or a they? | |
| I say about a year and a half. | |
| Okay, but it wasn't your boyfriend. | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| Single. | |
| How long have you been single for? | |
| About like two years? | |
| Two years? | |
| All right. | |
| I'm also single and I've been single for it's actually like just hit a year. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Coming back to you. | |
| Yes. | |
| Longest relationship. | |
| Three years. | |
| Was that the one that ended two years ago? | |
| No. | |
| The three year was like right after high school. | |
| Like right after. | |
| Who broke up with who in the three-year relationship? | |
| Me. | |
| You broke up with him? | |
| And then your most recent relationship, the one that ended two years ago, who broke up with who? | |
| It was a mutual thing. | |
| Like wrong timing type of situation. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| Single. | |
| Broke up a year ago. | |
| The longest relationship that I've been in. | |
| It wasn't really a relationship, but it was eight months. | |
| It was one of those like situations. | |
| Why am I? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Horrible. | |
| Horrid. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Long gone. | |
| So longest, anything was eight months. | |
| Did you call each other boyfriend, girlfriend? | |
| For like a week. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I was in the trenches. | |
| Like, it was horrible. | |
| I have self-respect now. | |
| Did not at the time. | |
| What do you mean you were in the trenches? | |
| Like, I was like just madly in love with this guy, and he just was like kind of leading me on. | |
| And like, we would do. | |
| Dude, yeah. | |
| Like, we would do very coupley stuff. | |
| Like, he'd sleep at my house all the time. | |
| Like, my family met his family, et cetera, et cetera. | |
| And then we were dating for one week, and then he went. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| You broke up with him? | |
| No, I wish I could say that was what happened. | |
| You broke up with you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Why did he break up with you? | |
| That's a great question. | |
| Like, I still don't really know to this day. | |
| I think he was just a little bit non-committal. | |
| I think there was a lot of reasons that went into it. | |
| I was like very insecure about the fact that he didn't want to be with me. | |
| So I think that kind of put pressure on it. | |
| And when you put pressure on people who have an anxious or avoid an attachment style, they just run away. | |
| Can you tilt your mic down just a teeny bit? | |
| Sorry. | |
| From the back? | |
| From the back? | |
| From the back. | |
| More, please. | |
| Yes. | |
| Is that better? | |
| Still good? | |
| Still bad. | |
| Hello? | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So a week before you broke up. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You guys became boyfriend, girlfriend. | |
| And was that a push by you? | |
| Yes. | |
| And so you got the commitment. | |
| So what was going on for the other essentially eight months of were you seeking commitment previously and he wasn't giving it to you? | |
| Yes. | |
| It was kind of one of those rich. | |
| So this was actually the first, like, I consider him to be like my first love or whatever. | |
| So I wasn't really sure what I wanted in a relationship because I had never been anything super serious before then. | |
| So it was a lot of me just kind of, like him kind of not wanting to commit fully and me being like, oh, I'm okay with that. | |
| Like I want to be in an open relationship. | |
| Meanwhile, like I'm 18. | |
| Like I didn't really know what that meant. | |
| So it actually, it got kind of complicated. | |
| Like I was actually sleeping with his ex for some part of that relationship. | |
| During when we were together because I was like his ex? | |
| Yes, I'm bisexual. | |
| So yeah. | |
| Bisexual. | |
| No, no. | |
| Honestly, not sure about that one. | |
| He probably is. | |
| He probably just doesn't. | |
| No, never mind. | |
| I'm not going to go there. | |
| But no, yeah. | |
| So we were, it was just kind of confusing about what I wanted, what he wanted. | |
| We couldn't really decide. | |
| And so then I think when we both were dating, it was just like there had been such a buildup. | |
| It was like a volcano waiting to erupt. | |
| And then it was like the calm before the storm. | |
| And it was just like, like everything just kind of exploded. | |
| All of like kind of the resentment that he had been building towards me and the resentment that I had been building towards him just, it kind of just fabricated into something where it was like, okay, this is clearly not working. | |
| Even though I was like madly blind, stupid in love, it didn't matter because I was like, just like gripping onto this poor man. | |
| But yeah, we're so done with that now. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| And then funny story, the ex that I was like seeing that was his ex, he started dating her a week after we broke up. | |
| So that was like a ex, he went back to the ex. | |
| I see. | |
| And then, uh, I hope she's watching this, actually. | |
| Was he aware? | |
| We're friends now. | |
| Was he aware that you were sleeping with the ex during the course of your guys's? | |
| No. | |
| No, he was not. | |
| That was a secret. | |
| That's right. | |
| Wait, he does know now. | |
| Let's get some clarifying questions. | |
| Please. | |
| Was it on again off again with this guy? | |
| I was like, I had a crush on him in high school, and he wanted nothing to do with me. | |
| And then when we started dating, we were pretty consistent. | |
| We're like dating. | |
| You said you were together for eight months. | |
| Yes. | |
| That was consistent. | |
| There weren't like breaks or anything. | |
| Okay, wait, no, actually, now that you bring that up, there was one break where he was like, yeah, like this has been fun, but I like this other girl, so I'm going to go try to date her. | |
| He comes back a week and a half later with flowers and is like, so that didn't work out. | |
| Take me back. | |
| And I'm stupid. | |
| So I was like, yeah, I'll take you back. | |
| And was that prior to or after you were fucking his ex-girlfriend? | |
| That was prior. | |
| I was like, I was just so insecure, dude. | |
| Like, I do not claim any of these actions that I took because it was just like a really dark place in my life. | |
| What do you mean you don't claim that? | |
| Like, I just probably wouldn't do that again. | |
| Like, probably not. | |
| But it's like, it's a good story. | |
| And I learned a lot about myself and like my, the way that I want to be treated in a relationship and also the way that I want to treat myself in a relationship and like hold myself to a standard. | |
| But were you during the course of the was it for the eight months though, was it exclusive or not exclusive? | |
| Like no. | |
| Only for that one week. | |
| Only for that one week. | |
| Okay, so besides. | |
| But I was not like, it wasn't romantic with anyone else. | |
| That was like my. | |
| When you say it wasn't romantic with anyone else? | |
| Like he was definitely sleeping with other people. | |
| And were you sleeping with other people? | |
| And I was sleeping with other people, but we were like, we were like saying I love you to each other. | |
| Yeah, like that. | |
| So how many. | |
| And you were sleeping with both men and women. | |
| Is that correct? | |
| Yes. | |
| During the course of the eight-month relationship, how many other men did you date and or sleep with? | |
| You know what? | |
| It actually wasn't really men. | |
| It was kind of a lot of women. | |
| Because that's like part of the reason. | |
| There were a few men. | |
| There was a few men, for sure. | |
| Yeah, but it wasn't ever serious. | |
| It was more like, you know, like, that's. | |
| You'd have sex. | |
| Yeah, whatever. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| How many men did you see, did you hook up with during the course of the eight-month? | |
| I can't, I frankly, I can't even talk about this because I kind of blacked out that whole part of my life. | |
| Like, I really don't really remember. | |
| It was definitely like a few. | |
| The recesses. | |
| Well, here's the thing about me. | |
| I am a big fan of like having history with people. | |
| And we'll bring this up later because I don't have to hog the mic. | |
| But so when I am like not, like, I have like these two people that I kind of have been going back and forth between like my whole life because I'm just not good at like meeting new people. | |
| I don't find that exciting as someone who I've known for a long time. | |
| So there was like a point where someone that I ended up dating after was someone that I was seeing while I was with him. | |
| Okay. | |
| So we're cycling. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Not anymore, unfortunately. | |
| Neither of them are an option anymore. | |
| Yeah. | |
| How many women were you with during the eight months? | |
| Oh god, plenty. | |
| Plenty. | |
| Like five. | |
| Five. | |
| Well, that's not. | |
| I mean, when you say plenty, I think like 50. | |
| Oh, 40 or 20 or 50. | |
| I mean, good for you if you can do all that. | |
| I personally don't pull that much. | |
| You don't. | |
| But I mean, I don't think you could. | |
| Oh, I don't know. | |
| Extroverted. | |
| You're extroverted. | |
| I would like to think so, yeah. | |
| Extroverted. | |
| But I'm also picky. | |
| I don't just like. | |
| You're picky? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| What do you mean, in terms of the women? | |
| Everybody. | |
| Do you think you were with women or men? | |
| That's a tough one. | |
| I kind of feel like it's really 50-50 for me because I am a very, very split down the middle bisexual. | |
| Like, I don't really lean one way or the other. | |
| Anybody else here bisexual? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Bye, bye, bye. | |
| That's an insane. | |
| I cannot believe I just talked about that. | |
| Okay, so, all right. | |
| And so that was your eight-month situationship. | |
| Yeah, it was horrid. | |
| Never again. | |
| And you've been single for one year. | |
| Yes. | |
| Well, hmm. | |
| How many guys are, how many people are currently in the picture, though? | |
| Zero. | |
| There's zero people in the picture. | |
| There's like this. | |
| How long have you been celibate for? | |
| Celibate? | |
| Yeah. | |
| No one said anything about celibacy. | |
| No, okay. | |
| In the picture. | |
| Well, like, I don't know. | |
| If I'm like getting with you and if I'm involved with you physically, it doesn't necessarily mean that I'm like, that you're a contender for me to be dating per se. | |
| No, so when I say in the picture, it could be casual hookup, it could be sneaky link, it could be one night stand, friends with benefits. | |
| It doesn't have to be like in the, when I say in the picture, it doesn't have to be like I'm pursuing this for long-term relationships. | |
| Yeah, there's like, you know, like a couple people that I like talk to. | |
| Most of them are really just like kind of like parasocial, where it's like I just kind of like I'm texting them all the time. | |
| Like that's fine. | |
| There's actually I did sort of meet somebody the other night, but I can't say anything about that because I don't know what's going to happen yet. | |
| So when you say you met somebody the other night, what was the nature of the meeting? | |
| Oh Lord. | |
| Okay. | |
| So I was at a bar and I was supposed to meet my, I was actually supposed to meet my mom there, which I know is kind of weird. | |
| A lot of people don't go out drinking with their parents, but me and my mom go crazy. | |
| And so the bitch, she's nowhere to be found. | |
| Cannot find her at this bar. | |
| And so I'm like there and I look around and the only person that I can see is my ex, the one I was just talking about. | |
| And I'm like, okay, I am not here right now. | |
| Like I'm so not here. | |
| Like the only person that I know in this room is literally someone I do not want to talk to. | |
| And so I like go up to the bar and I just start talking to this guy and like he was kind of like I don't I don't know if you guys can relate to this but I feel like people are a lot less friendly than they used to be in general like when you go out to socialize. | |
| I'm smiling like I'm very like you said I'm an extroverted person. | |
| I'm very friendly. | |
| So I'm over here like smiling at everyone. | |
| And I just get a lot of like we'll see. | |
| I have a men and women both. | |
| But mostly men, mostly women actually. | |
| But then even the guys, like they just kind of like they're in their own little like their own world. | |
| So this one guy I just started talking to him and he was really nice and he bought me a drink and we hung out and we ended up hanging out all night. | |
| He came with like me and my friends to go out. | |
| Weren't you supposed to meet your mom? | |
| Dude, she went home. | |
| She totally ditched me. | |
| It was horrible. | |
| And so did you guys end up hooking up? | |
| No comment. | |
| That is a . Okay, so. | |
| So, all right. | |
| So he's in the picture. | |
| And then are there any other, are there any women in the picture? | |
| No. | |
| Santa Barbara's a really hard place to find gay women. | |
| Either I've already slept with them or they've moved out. | |
| You've already slept with them. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| How many women have you slept with? | |
| She said five, right? | |
| No, that was five during the course of the eight month arrival. | |
| Do I have to answer? | |
| You have to answer. | |
| I don't think I have to answer. | |
| You have to answer. | |
| I'm curious. | |
| Everybody wants to. | |
| I mean, just take a good look at me. | |
| That is not helpful at all. | |
| I actually don't know. | |
| I used to have a list, but I stopped counting. | |
| Is it on your phone? | |
| I'm not pulling it up. | |
| I'm so not judging. | |
| Do you have a guy list? | |
| I have first and last names on that thing. | |
| It's like a hit list. | |
| Other details. | |
| Not this one. | |
| No. | |
| I do have a friend, though, who does like. | |
| He is literally psychotic. | |
| We can move on. | |
| No, no, no, it's fine. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Guys, quiet. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Yeah, I have a friend who's like literally psychotic, and so he has tally marks instead of names in his phone. | |
| I don't do that. | |
| I have first and last names, social security number. | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| But I would say it's like for me, I'm not going to tell you the total number, but it's a pretty even 50-50 with men and women. | |
| Okay. | |
| Anything from that? | |
| Should definitely get that list. | |
| But perhaps we'll come back to some of this. | |
| I don't know who's watching, otherwise, I would totally be able to do that. | |
| So, besides this guy from the other night, are there other guys in the picture? | |
| There's someone who, you know, how I said that thing about history? | |
| Yeah, you're like recycling. | |
| Yeah, so there's this person I've known since middle school who we've kind of had like this flirtatious thing for a long time. | |
| And he was dating this girl for a couple years and then they broke up recently. | |
| Oh my god, I hope he's not watching this right now. | |
| And so then he's been like, we've been talking like every day and he's very responsive. | |
| And so that's like, I don't know, it's just kind of like weird, like one of those things where, oh my god, someone can just come back into your life and like fit so well into the puzzle of everything. | |
| But nothing serious with that yet. | |
| Nothing to make sentence down. | |
| Well, we can explore some of this a bit more later on in the show. | |
| What's your relationship status, Paul? | |
| I'm single. | |
| All right. | |
| How long have you been single for? | |
| About two years. | |
| Two years? | |
| Okay. | |
| Longest relationship? | |
| About two years. | |
| About two years? | |
| All right. | |
| Who broke up with who? | |
| He broke up with me. | |
| All right. | |
| And was this the one that ended two years ago? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Why did he break up with you? | |
| We were both very mentally ill. | |
| Oh. | |
| What was the nature of your mental illness? | |
| Depression. | |
| Anything else? | |
| Anxiety. | |
| Any other? | |
| Have you been diagnosed with anything? | |
| I was diagnosed with anorexia, but that was when I was 30. | |
| Anything like BPD, bipolar? | |
| Why? | |
| Oh, no, just asking. | |
| No, I haven't been diagnosed with that. | |
| Do you suspect you. | |
| I have traits of it, but not enough for a diagnosis. | |
| Okay. | |
| And I. Sorry, Andrew. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I got to play this for myself. | |
| Sorry, Andrew. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| You had the question. | |
| No, it was the same question. | |
| I was just BPD. | |
| And then, what about you? | |
| What relationship? | |
| Oh, yeah, relationship status. | |
| In a relationship. | |
| With Brandon? | |
| Oh, hold on. | |
| With Bivo. | |
| Brandon. | |
| Brandon. | |
| Yes. | |
| He doesn't go by Vivo anymore. | |
| His real name is Brandon. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| How long have you guys been dating? | |
| Nine months. | |
| A little closer? | |
| Nine months? | |
| Okay. | |
| What's your longest relationship ever? | |
| Yeah, nine months. | |
| Oh, this one? | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Nine months. | |
| All right. | |
| And is he in California with you? | |
| Yeah, he's been in the hospital. | |
| Still? | |
| Still? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| What's going on with him? | |
| He broke his shoulder. | |
| Oof. | |
| But he's got really bad issues with his shoulder. | |
| Is he here in Santa Barbara? | |
| He's in LA. | |
| He's still in LA? | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, wishing Vivo a recovery. | |
| Speedy recovery. | |
| He's got like a really bad shoulder, so every time he falls and stuff, the ligaments come out of the shoulder. | |
| Apart from what he's like a sport or something? | |
| No, it's like it just. | |
| I don't really know how. | |
| As an athlete, no, he's not used in a case. | |
| It's just some like ligament or something that keeps like coming out of place, so it needs like properly fixed, but it needs properly fixed, but all right. | |
| What about you? | |
| Relationship status? | |
| I'm single. | |
| Totten your mic down, please. | |
| All right, you're single. | |
| How long have you been single for? | |
| Always. | |
| Oh. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you're, and you're 25, right? | |
| Yep. | |
| Okay, so you've never had a boyfriend? | |
| No. | |
| What's the long, but I mean, you've dated, correct? | |
| I've gone at like dates before, like one-off dates, but very few. | |
| And yeah. | |
| What's the longest period of time you've been like seeing a guy? | |
| Like, I think I went like kind of two dates with someone. | |
| And that was it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You went, you stopped things, he stopped things. | |
| What happened there? | |
| Either with that one, yeah, it just kind of fizzled out. | |
| It just wasn't like a right match. | |
| So just in order for it. | |
| It just fizzled out. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It just wasn't the right connection. | |
| Yeah, and for me as well. | |
| Yeah, for both, I guess. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then, so wait, are you a virgin? | |
| I'm not a virgin. | |
| Okay. | |
| She's like a virgin. | |
| Are you celibate? | |
| Yes. | |
| How long have you been celibate for? | |
| Seven years. | |
| Oh. | |
| Okay. | |
| Or six years, six years. | |
| So you, okay. | |
| Drops to you. | |
| What? | |
| So wait. | |
| Never had a boyfriend. | |
| Celibate for six years. | |
| Who was the lucky guy? | |
| It was just somebody when I was in university and we were just in the same class and we're just friends, like not really anymore, but at the time we were just friends and I really wanted to like try it. | |
| And so it just was one of those things. | |
| So he's the only guy you've hooked up with? | |
| He's not the only, but yeah, there's been two. | |
| Two total. | |
| All right. | |
| I can't believe I'm sharing this. | |
| That girl's like I expected to do this, but I have a question. | |
| I have a question. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just so total in your life, just twice, or just two guys that you were with multiple times. | |
| Okay, total was three. | |
| Wait, wait. | |
| Three times? | |
| Three times. | |
| So one of those guys got lucky twice. | |
| Yeah, the friend in university. | |
| And why, so curious, with the two, the first one, why did that end? | |
| Was this the fizzle? | |
| Was this the fizzle? | |
| Well, like, when you asked. | |
| Yeah, I just kind of, we were like, we just want to be friends. | |
| Like, it just, I didn't feel that like connected to him romantically. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It just wasn't that, like, I did kind of have feelings at first, and then I was like, you know what? | |
| Like, you're really nice. | |
| We stayed friends. | |
| Like, we really did. | |
| But I just was like, you're not the one for me. | |
| So let's just be friends. | |
| And, you know, and he kind of felt the same way. | |
| Like, he had just come out of a long relationship. | |
| And I don't think he was looking for anything like that. | |
| Like, he just kind of was a good friend to me in that way. | |
| And we stayed friends. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then the other guy, it was just like a. | |
| It was like a co-worker. | |
| Oh, co-worker. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wait, can I ask a question here as well? | |
| That's so interesting that you come on a dating podcast if you don't have a whole lot of experience. | |
| And I'm just like curious as to what your reasoning that you wanted to come on here would be. | |
| I'm definitely somebody that likes to experience things and like go outside the box and just try things and like even if they scare me or like whatever. | |
| And so I just seen on TikTok like clips of this podcast. | |
| And I was like, well, what if I just came on and like, why not? | |
| You know, because life is short. | |
| Well, it's long. | |
| See, this is why she's long. | |
| This is why she's so smiley, man. | |
| She hasn't had her heart ripped out by a guy yet. | |
| That's true. | |
| I've never had that experience ever. | |
| You know what? | |
| Just save yourself. | |
| It's okay. | |
| That's what I'm doing. | |
| I'm waiting. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's fair. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, definitely unique. | |
| And I guess so. | |
| You were like 19, you were in college. | |
| These are pretty much when you had these experiences, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Why haven't you, I mean, you're 25 now. | |
| Why haven't you really pursued dating much? | |
| Just nobody's caught your eye? | |
| Well, like, I've gone in a couple online dates and stuff. | |
| Like, and I tried, you know, like. | |
| You say online dates you met in person? | |
| In person, but from dating apps. | |
| All right. | |
| And I've had people ask me out. | |
| Like, it's not that I don't have guys asking me out. | |
| Like, I do, but I just was like, when I had that last experience, that last sexual experience, I was like, you know what? | |
| I'm glad I tried this, but I really want to wait until it's someone I really have feelings for. | |
| So I was like, let me just wait. | |
| And so I've just been waiting. | |
| It's longer than I expected. | |
| When you say wait, though, what do you mean? | |
| Like, are you waiting for the right guy, or when you do meet a guy, you're going to wait to have sex? | |
| That's a good question. | |
| I would actually like to wait. | |
| Now that I've waited this long, I think I would like to wait until marriage. | |
| Oh, that's going to be. | |
| I feel like that's a hard sell. | |
| So she's so cute though. | |
| Because the co-worker, how long did he wait? | |
| There was just tension at work. | |
| We kind of had that kind of tension and we kind of started liking each other. | |
| So it was like a, I don't know, we weren't like dating or anything, but we were just talking at work in between shifts and stuff. | |
| Like didn't hang out. | |
| Wait, did you guys was it at work? | |
| At work. | |
| It was all at work. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Oh, the kind of flirting was at work. | |
| Oh, I'm not sure. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| That was like when everybody said, she had one chance that she did it right. | |
| But there must have been like a singular, a singular moment where he was like, hey, you want to grab a bite to eat? | |
| Like, there was a singular moment, right? | |
| Yeah, there was a moment, like, after kind of a few weeks of flirting at work. | |
| I don't even remember. | |
| It was so long ago. | |
| He just was like, yeah, let's hang out. | |
| I think. | |
| Okay, so he says, hey, let's hang out outside of work. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then you guys went to a bar. | |
| You went. | |
| I'm trying to remember. | |
| Yeah, we went out to a restaurant or not even a restaurant. | |
| Yeah, I think it was a bar. | |
| And then did you guys hook up that night? | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I see. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then the first guy you were friends with in the middle. | |
| We were just friends, yeah. | |
| And then was it a similar thing where there was like one day he's like, hey, I kind of like you. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Well, we were just being class sometimes, like in university. | |
| And like, I just started, oh, he's kind of cute. | |
| Like, maybe like I kind of felt that tension again. | |
| And so I was like, okay, well, it just kind of one time it was at a party. | |
| That was my first time was at a party and I had a little bit to drink. | |
| And I was like, you know what? | |
| I've never done this. | |
| And then we just started going, you know, something just happened. | |
| So you were at a party with a friend. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You guys were, you know, drinking a bit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then you guys poked up. | |
| Yeah, because I really wanted to do. | |
| I was like, you know what? | |
| I'm like, you know, getting, I felt like really behind. | |
| I've always felt like that way in life. | |
| Like I'm always like a late bloomer with everything, I feel like. | |
| So this is a unique one, Andrew. | |
| Maybe we can have a bit of an exchange on this. | |
| But you know, this conversation comes up frequently where, you know, women will have sex relatively quickly with men, numerous men sometimes. | |
| And then they come to some realization in their mid to late 20s or even early 30s. | |
| Oh, now I want to wait until marriage. | |
| Now I want to wait three months, whatever. | |
| This is a unique one, though, insofar as she's been celibate for six years? | |
| Six years, yeah. | |
| So I think the demands that she wants to wait until marriage are not as shocking to me as the typical chick who's fucked 100 guys and then she a week ago she fucked a guy on the first, like within an hour of waiting. | |
| Why is that though? | |
| Why is what? | |
| Why is that that the fact that the celibacy has gone on for six years, why is that weigh so heavily in her favor? | |
| Do you think? | |
| Well, I think it shows a pattern of something. | |
| I don't know precisely what, but. | |
| I think it shows self-control. | |
| Sorry to interrupt. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, no, it's fine. | |
| But it is interesting to me because one of the things that I sometimes weigh. | |
| Well, can I tell you why I think? | |
| Sure. | |
| And it weighs so favorably for you. | |
| Sure. | |
| Even if you don't know it, it's because you believe her. | |
| Oh, could be. | |
| That is. | |
| You can imagine if somebody held their value for X amount of years and stayed by that value, that becomes very easy for you to believe that that value is true. | |
| So, versus if you're going to end up with a chick who says, okay, I don't want to sleep with you immediately, but the last guy I dated three weeks ago, I did sleep with immediately. | |
| You go, what the hell am I, chop liver? | |
| Right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's because the motivations now are not so clear. | |
| So you don't believe them? | |
| Yeah, it is an intriguing one because typically we don't hear a story like this and the body count is relatively low. | |
| So it is interesting. | |
| I mean extremely low, right? | |
| Yeah, it's really low. | |
| The virtue is there. | |
| So if the virtue is there, then you believe that there's virtue. | |
| So you're like, well, it makes sense that you would wait. | |
| You've waited six years. | |
| It makes sense that you'd wait from here. | |
| You believe that you believe that there's virtue. | |
| So you believe her. | |
| That's the thing, right? | |
| It's like, it's very hard to believe that somebody's virtuous. | |
| They're breaking, they just were breaking their virtues two weeks ago, three weeks ago. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, it's still a little, it's still a bit of an eyebrow raise. | |
| It's like, well, your two previous sexual partners, you did like have sex with them pretty much immediately. | |
| I know there was like an initial friendship or like something, but I mean, at least when there was a still believable. | |
| But with the co-worker, like we had known each other for like a while. | |
| There's nothing wrong with that. | |
| I was having sex immediately with something. | |
| She shouldn't have been swimming. | |
| The tension was building. | |
| The tension was building. | |
| The tension was building, but like the duration of time that elapsed from there was like an overt expression of interest, I assume from like you went to a party, right? | |
| Like the guy, or the second guy. | |
| Yes, he actually asks you out, and then that night you guys have sex and then the party. | |
| How old were you? | |
| At that point, I was 19. | |
| Yeah, I was like almost 20. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And I'm going to interrupt you real quick, Brian. | |
| So you said you had sex with that co-worker twice, right? | |
| Once. | |
| The friend was twice. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| So after you lost your virginity, basically, to your friend, like, did you want to be with him? | |
| And did you feel hurt after it happened? | |
| Honestly, I think because I waited so long. | |
| I mean, I don't know if that's that long. | |
| 19, if that's like a long time. | |
| I mean, it's kind of a big deal for when usually when a girl loses their virginity, they're like totally like stuck on that guy at least for a little while. | |
| Yeah, I think I just, where have you got that from? | |
| Yeah, seriously. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Maybe everyone just wants to experience, like, especially when this day and age, everyone's made out to have sex so young. | |
| And then, like, even like with the first guy, like, you're not, you don't like him a little bit, like, or want to be in love with him. | |
| And you're having a young girl with him, but it's, you don't need to be in love with someone for the first time you have sex with them. | |
| I feel like with this day and age, especially with how society is, you feel like the odd one out if you can you not make a face. | |
| No. | |
| No, but you're right. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| No, I'm looking at the camera. | |
| I am going to make a face. | |
| I was just doing the one. | |
| I'm just saying my opinion. | |
| I know. | |
| And my face is my opinion, too. | |
| Yeah, I know, but like, listen to myself. | |
| It's not my opinion. | |
| And then you can't. | |
| I'm listening. | |
| I'm not speaking it. | |
| I made a fucking face. | |
| Exactly. | |
| You made a fucking face. | |
| Well, you as a fuck. | |
| Are you Christian? | |
| Yeah, so if you had sex, I know you were married to that person. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You're married to that person. | |
| So you've only had sex with all of you. | |
| actually i'm actually living in sin right now so you've had i am no i'm living i'm living i'm living I'm living in sin with my husband right now. | |
| Have you done exactly what God told you to do? | |
| Okay, let's go. | |
| Have sex with one person who you are absolutely in love with. | |
| Everyone is different, so don't fucking make a face when I put my opinion. | |
| You know, I even forgot your opinion. | |
| Repeat it. | |
| All right, well, maybe listen into the pull of faces. | |
| This is called Sassy. | |
| No, I'll make faces if I want. | |
| I've not said nothing was. | |
| I'll make a face if I want to make a face. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, I'll say my opinion if I want to say my opinion. | |
| I didn't tell you not to say your fucking opinion. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, just fucking listen to it. | |
| Like, I'll say. | |
| I'll listen. | |
| I'm trying to listen if you would fucking say your opinion. | |
| I be okay listening. | |
| But you're too busy making a face. | |
| I'm going to make a face. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, fucking make a face. | |
| I am going to make a face. | |
| Okay, but you're gonna fucking be. | |
| Are you not too old to be on this podcast? | |
| No, I'm not 49. | |
| You're too. | |
| Okay. | |
| Anyway, so you're dating our life. | |
| Are you single? | |
| No, I am. | |
| I thank you, ma'am. | |
| I appreciate you. | |
| I am married 11 years, but actually living in sin with my husband. | |
| So did you. | |
| Oh, here we go. | |
| Did you lose your virginity to your husband? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| So you lost your virginity to someone else, but you were prostituting that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So you're abiding by God's rules. | |
| What does it have to do with anything? | |
| Like what? | |
| You told me you're preaching that it's a bad thing for her to lose her virginity. | |
| I did not say that. | |
| You were judging at the fact that she was judging her. | |
| You were. | |
| You were like, oh, well, did you feel that I was judging you at all? | |
| Well, yeah, because you were like, oh, well, did you not fucking, were you not in love with him? | |
| Well, no, she wasn't. | |
| I was asking at the end of the day. | |
| Why was she saying that? | |
| If she wants to have sex, she will have sex. | |
| I think it's a little bit of a double. | |
| I'm saying my opinion. | |
| You can say your opinion after I finished mine. | |
| The thing is, you were saying your opinion. | |
| And you're pulling the fed. | |
| So let me speak. | |
| You can speak. | |
| You're so. | |
| You're so fucking loud. | |
| All right, cool. | |
| I am loud because you're fucking pulling me. | |
| It doesn't matter. | |
| I can make a falling power. | |
| Nuts, dude. | |
| Yeah, no. | |
| Nobody here is friends. | |
| I told you that when we came here. | |
| No, they're not. | |
| Nobody here is friends. | |
| Everybody's going to go. | |
| What I'm telling you right now, I'm not judging you. | |
| Whatever she said. | |
| I'm not talking to you. | |
| No, but it seemed like you were judging me. | |
| I was so unable to do it. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| I think it's just a misunderstanding. | |
| That was not a misunderstanding. | |
| At the end of the day, like, people are going to lose their virginities. | |
| How do you feel about it? | |
| I don't mind if you're not going to be able to do it. | |
| Argue, but can you maybe not yell? | |
| You guys can argue. | |
| Karen is downstairs. | |
| Remember, Karen is a bad person. | |
| If she wants to lose her virginity a certain way, don't judge and don't put your opinion on someone losing the virginity. | |
| Why? | |
| She was just a little bit of a daughter. | |
| It's in a muggy way. | |
| I asked her. | |
| Ma'am, did you feel it anyway? | |
| I asked you a question. | |
| In a nasty way. | |
| How did I ask you to do that? | |
| I did not. | |
| I don't know what's wrong with this lady. | |
| I don't know what's wrong with her. | |
| You were a hood to her. | |
| I didn't think that was. | |
| Cool. | |
| I'm crazy in there. | |
| You're crazy. | |
| Brian. | |
| That was soda water. | |
| I was definitely hot, but crazy too. | |
| I'll say what I want to say. | |
| Say it. | |
| And if I feel like you're being pray it, first of all. | |
| And I am trying to keep your voice down. | |
| You're spitting on everybody, bitch. | |
| No, I'm speaking. | |
| You're spitting on everybody. | |
| But I'm not spitting because you can't see anything on my microphone. | |
| You're right. | |
| You're right. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, I didn't see it, but I fucking felt it. | |
| But you didn't feel it. | |
| Yes, I did. | |
| It was all over my fucking forehead. | |
| This big ass massive forehead of mine here. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Okay, did we get anywhere? | |
| Boy, Good job, guys. | |
| That was good. | |
| Jesus. | |
| Good job, guys. | |
| All right. | |
| Married. | |
| 11 years. | |
| Kind of derailed there a little bit. | |
| Go ahead and move that caption. | |
| Sassy English. | |
| Not sassy singer. | |
| Why am I sassy? | |
| Because I'm black? | |
| No, because you were sassy. | |
| No, that's just me. | |
| I was confident. | |
| Confident doesn't matter. | |
| I had the whole podcast against you. | |
| Way too early in the podcast to play. | |
| Way too early to play the race card. | |
| Yeah, it's not going to be a good idea. | |
| Wait till they're like at least halfway through the playroom. | |
| Yeah, wait, wait a minute. | |
| No, but if people have called the sassy ones before for her opinion, then she can say her opinion without everyone saying she's sassy. | |
| Why am I sassy? | |
| You're sassy. | |
| Because she wants to be aware of her. | |
| Have I done anything sassy? | |
| You haven't seen sassy. | |
| I'm wearing my sassiness on here. | |
| You're that Joe Pesci bit, right? | |
| Am I some kind of clown here to amuse you? | |
| Am I funny? | |
| Am I fucking funny to you? | |
| You're fucking talking to me. | |
| Talking to me. | |
| All right. | |
| Oh, boy. | |
| Okay. | |
| Relationship status. | |
| Oh, I said I've been married 11 years, but living in sin with my husband. | |
| Okay. | |
| And that's your longest relationship? | |
| Yes. | |
| Any kids? | |
| Yes, four. | |
| We're a blended family. | |
| They're all over the age of 21. | |
| How many different fathers? | |
| Just one. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Four kids from some from him. | |
| None from my current husband. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| He has two children that he has always had custody of, and I have my two children that I've always had. | |
| These are biological children. | |
| Yes, and then we all live together as a college dormitory. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm in a relationship, and it's about nine months now. | |
| And yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| Longest relationship? | |
| Like almost four years. | |
| Four years. | |
| Okay. | |
| My first boyfriend. | |
| Who broke up with who? | |
| I broke up with him. | |
| Why? | |
| Because he was great, great relationship, but I'm like the type of person that I don't deal with cheating in like no kind of way. | |
| And all he did was swipe up hard eyes on some co-worker. | |
| And I said, this is. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| Hang on, going back. | |
| I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. | |
| Julia. | |
| One who we were speaking right before you. | |
| Irma. | |
| Irma. | |
| Okay. | |
| You keep on saying you're currently living in sin with your husband. | |
| What does that mean? | |
| We're married, but just not through the church. | |
| Oh, you mean through the state? | |
| No, yeah, we're married to the state. | |
| We're just not married through the Catholic Church. | |
| I see. | |
| And he's Catholic? | |
| Yes. | |
| And you're Catholic? | |
| Yes. | |
| I see. | |
| But we both, in both of our previous marriages, we were married through the church. | |
| So in the eyes of God, we're still. | |
| So you were both Catholic, though, before? | |
| Yeah, we've always been Catholic as kids. | |
| Yeah, but I mean, the Catholic Church recognizes that. | |
| I don't know. | |
| From what I've studied and stuff, we actually have to go get an annulment through the church in order for my husband and I to get married. | |
| Which we're working on it. | |
| Okay, wait a second. | |
| Let me back up. | |
| Let me make sure I got this right. | |
| The previous marriages you had are not annulled. | |
| You just got divorces through the state. | |
| Correct. | |
| So, exactly. | |
| I see. | |
| Okay, so. | |
| So he was married to somebody else through the church. | |
| I was married to somebody else through the church. | |
| Which my marriage, actually, I was married only six months, and then there's a whole story behind that. | |
| And so I felt like I was kind of tricked into that. | |
| And then I met my current husband, and now we're just married through the state, but just not the church. | |
| Okay, so, but your previous relationships, the state did divorce both of you from your previous relationships. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But the Catholic Church did not die. | |
| Legally, I'm divorced from my ex. | |
| But the church. | |
| I got it. | |
| But the Catholic Church did not give an annulment to either of you. | |
| Correct. | |
| Correct. | |
| I'm sorry, what? | |
| The Catholic Church did not give you an annulment to either of you for your previous marriage. | |
| Correct. | |
| Okay. | |
| Now I understand. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, that's a hard case. | |
| Yeah, I know it is. | |
| All right. | |
| We have a couple chats here we're going to let come through. | |
| Who cares says it doesn't matter how much money you make, money can always be made. | |
| Dignity, face, and legacy is what you sacrifice for doing adult content. | |
| The internet is forever, and your kids will see. | |
| I don't even like kids. | |
| I don't want kids to be able to do that. | |
| Yeah, you're saying, like, if you want to give yourself a good life and you want to give your family a good life, and that is a way that you can provide for your family, then you do you, and you shouldn't have everyone judging you just for providing for your family. | |
| At the end of the day, what other work can get that much money a month? | |
| Do you know what I mean? | |
| Who says we don't have to do that? | |
| It's always the ones who are skinned and rely on a man for a living that judge. | |
| It's as simple as that. | |
| Like every single person who's ever judged sex work and OnlyFans and so on has relied on a man to live. | |
| Simple as that. | |
| I mean, everybody relies on men to live. | |
| But in a way, in a way of being with that one man, cooking, cleaning, staying in the home, being a housewife, and then that man can leave you suddenly and you just have fucking nice. | |
| Yeah, but don't. | |
| I mean, you still rely on men to live in one way or another. | |
| Yeah, but you rely on women to live in one way or another then. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Are you saying like men provide? | |
| I think he's saying like just like your customers are predominantly in that. | |
| Oh, I say men are women. | |
| Sure, I believe that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, well. | |
| Real quick, Iruma, I just want to let you know. | |
| I have a friend of mine, he's a priest, who said actually where you're currently in would be grounds for annulment now. | |
| Right. | |
| After so long. | |
| Yeah, my husband and I actually were looking at, we looked it up, we got the paperwork and stuff, but actually he has to go to Rome and all this. | |
| I mean, well, this was actually about like two years ago. | |
| It doesn't have to go to Rome. | |
| Okay. | |
| If you can send me a link and send me some information, I would really like to. | |
| I'm just giving you the secondhand information. | |
| Like I said, I have a pretty big audience and some of them are clergy, right? | |
| And I do have a friend of mine who was listening, who's a priest, who said that that alone would be grounds for annulment. | |
| I don't know if that's the case. | |
| Wait, what do you mean? | |
| What alone would be grounds for annulment? | |
| The fact that you're living with somebody for this long. | |
| With your current husband, that that alone would be grounds for annulment. | |
| Right. | |
| From your previous marriage. | |
| Okay, good. | |
| That's good to hear. | |
| We got three more chats coming in here. | |
| We have Dozy Dreamer. | |
| Some please tell the Geordie Horsehead trans man in the middle to hush up. | |
| Might end up scooping out my eyes to stuff in my ears just to block herself. | |
| Holy hell, keep her neck brain and brain and Andrew. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you have a response to that? | |
| Let me think. | |
| Let me think of it. | |
| Why are you spending a tenor just to mock me? | |
| It was 100. | |
| Oh, 100 quid. | |
| 100 quid to mock me. | |
| Yeah, you're the kind of person who subscribed to my OnlyFans just to hit. | |
| Well, it's $100, not 100 quid. | |
| Well, $100. | |
| Yeah, brokeies. | |
| I think the dollars are probably stronger. | |
| Wait, no, is it the other way around? | |
| Yeah, it's the other way around. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Spyros Arsenis. | |
| Hey, thank you, man, so much for the message. | |
| One, shut the fuck up, you squalid subhuman slags. | |
| What the hell? | |
| Go back to your rainy, depressing slum of a country. | |
| My wife literally just pointed to the two of you and said, my 12-year-old daughter don't ever become like them. | |
| Why are you watching this with your 12-year-old daughter in the room? | |
| We got a lot of mills. | |
| Is this a family channel? | |
| One, have you watched porn? | |
| Have you consumed porn? | |
| Most likely, yes. | |
| Have you consumed porn while you're with your wife? | |
| Probably yes. | |
| So you spending $100 that you could be spending on your kid, you're instead mocking OnlyFans girls, which you probably swank off to every day. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| All right, we have Lucas here coming in. | |
| One. | |
| Was there supposed to be a two? | |
| As I've said before, a prior show, the sum total of your intrinsic value redounds to nothing more than a triumvirate of holes. | |
| And for the girlfriend, given your that word, no guarantee that all are accessible. | |
| That doesn't even make any fun. | |
| Have better grammar if you're going to install it. | |
| When it is large enough, it does become difficult to access the entry points. | |
| I can't believe I just said the antruth. | |
| You know, like. | |
| That was the least vulgar thing you've said today. | |
| That was great. | |
| I've not been too vulgar, I think. | |
| But yeah, you know, like if a woman is large, sometimes it can be difficult to reach. | |
| But everyone here is pretty fit. | |
| Like, I feel like everyone's pretty fit. | |
| Yeah, no, I don't think anybody here is that big. | |
| But it does make it a bit harder. | |
| How many entry points have you struggled to access? | |
| How many entry points do you have, Brian? | |
| Well, I don't make it a habit to have sex with obese women. | |
| Oh, you can know a bit about it. | |
| So how much do you weigh, Brian? | |
| How much do you weigh? | |
| Look, hey, I gotta lose a couple pounds. | |
| I gotta lose a couple of pounds. | |
| A couple? | |
| Yeah, but I'm not obese. | |
| See, we're taking guys out of it. | |
| I'm gonna have a dad pod. | |
| Instead of a guy just commenting. | |
| I can imagine the person that's actually brought that in also has a dad bod. | |
| Yeah, I'm sure. | |
| If they're judging on what they're dark bodies in. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| It's hard. | |
| We need that like 90s, early 2000s, like skinny to come back, I think. | |
| What? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But this is like Kim Kardashian bullshit. | |
| So you don't like tits. | |
| I'm a labia guy. | |
| So you don't like kits. | |
| I'm not here. | |
| I'm not here. | |
| I mean, like, boobs are nice, but like A-Cup, A-Cup's fine. | |
| There's still plenty of skinny. | |
| I mean, yeah, if it's natural, that's okay. | |
| But like the whole thing about the late or the mid-90s, that whole anorexia thing is not cool. | |
| There was a whole lot of skin. | |
| No, am I allowed to say that? | |
| They went skiing a lot. | |
| Yeah, but a lot of people who have anorexia have struggled with bodies milk. | |
| All right, whatever the Kim Kardashian has like fucking mind virused on like billions, maybe not billions, millions of women. | |
| What? | |
| So do you not like normally? | |
| I'm blood using Kim Kardashian copying. | |
| Selena Quintania. | |
| Ah, I see what you did there. | |
| What body type is Kim Kardashian? | |
| Are we going back to race? | |
| Is this a race thing? | |
| I said, what body type is it? | |
| I'll know. | |
| You tell me what body type. | |
| Well, BBL, plastic surgeon, existed, was created in South America. | |
| So I would say Afro-Latina woman is what she's trying to create. | |
| You were saying like, and Kim Kardashian took out her BBL and she has like a natural body now because it's out of style. | |
| So it's actually already out of style. | |
| And the 2000s is already back. | |
| Yeah, things come in waves. | |
| I feel like it goes back and forth. | |
| I always thought she wanted to look like Selena Quintania. | |
| I just feel like don't judge on body types because everyone's beautiful in their own way. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Like there's always going to be a man that likes a woman for her body type. | |
| That's true. | |
| Yeah, there's Chevy Chasers. | |
| I just feel like you should never try to change anything for a man because I've heard so many stories of like someone's dating a guy and he'll be like, oh, I want you to dye your hair blonde. | |
| So she dyes her hair blonde and then he starts cheating on her with a bunch of brunettes. | |
| So it's like, it's one of those things where it's like, as long as you're happy with yourself, you'll eventually find somebody who doesn't really care what the external is and they like your internal. | |
| And that's what we were talking about over here too, earlier. | |
| That's the thing. | |
| If you like anorexic skinny, that's your opinion. | |
| I don't like animals. | |
| No, but you've just said everyone should go back to being skinny and having aircup boobs. | |
| As opposed to the like Kim Kardashian. | |
| Yeah, but what if it's natural boobs? | |
| I think he makes it. | |
| I think the majority of women don't know. | |
| But Kim Kardashian, she was all plastic. | |
| No, that's fine. | |
| And that's fine to say like not your type, but a lot of men like fake girls, a lot of men like natural curvy girls, and a lot of men like that. | |
| He's saying he doesn't like BBLs and boob jobs. | |
| And that's like what Brian is trying to say. | |
| I feel like just don't sneak it. | |
| Don't say that. | |
| The majority of men think that way. | |
| Because that's how you portray it. | |
| I'm prepared to actually say most men prefer more natural women. | |
| Whether it's junk. | |
| Natural women, yeah. | |
| Small boobs, small bugs. | |
| You made it out what I said. | |
| I don't think. | |
| Hold on, hold on. | |
| Let me finish. | |
| No, but they don't want like BBL. | |
| They don't want the fake titties. | |
| I think that's what it is. | |
| No, no, but some guys like it, but most of them are. | |
| They say or you say, all the girls with big titties. | |
| Look, there's a bunch of degenerate men on social media like that shit. | |
| But also, a lot of these women with the fake tits, and you're thinking, oh, why do they have so many followers? | |
| Most of those women, similar to the fakeness of their external being, they got fake followers. | |
| Like these fucking, I see these nobody women with millions of followers. | |
| I'm like, you bought that shit. | |
| And there's actually websites where you can like put their own. | |
| I don't think that's just the women with fake boobs. | |
| I think that's just everyone. | |
| People buy fake boobs. | |
| Look, I'm a natural body supremacist. | |
| Okay. | |
| Natural body supremacist. | |
| It means natural bodies are supreme over fake bodies. | |
| No, I apologize if I took that out of context with the whole being skinny and normal boobs. | |
| But at the end of the day, a lot of women have big boobs without surgery. | |
| So that's how I saw it conveyed. | |
| Well, I thought the way she thought also, but I think Brian meant to just say, just love yourself whatever you are. | |
| Even if they're getting surgery, I think he means drive yourself. | |
| Am I right or not? | |
| No, it sounded as if you're not. | |
| I'm kidding. | |
| Skinny little boobs. | |
| I think he just meant like, I like that. | |
| Little boobs are okay too. | |
| Ladies, be proud of your little boobs. | |
| But he did it as if everyone should have little boobs and be skinny. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's how I conveyed it, perhaps. | |
| You know what, Brian? | |
| I wish you had little babies. | |
| They were skinny. | |
| You have men. | |
| Yeah, but I wish that you had little boobs and were skinny too. | |
| Love yourself for you when it was normal people with normal bodies. | |
| Hold on, wait. | |
| It doesn't have to be. | |
| I think she shouldn't have any boobs for that. | |
| I was just joking. | |
| I was just joking. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Let's let you go through. | |
| Well, I just think it's funny that sometimes the things that people say, like directed towards a woman, to me, it comes off as comedic more than like hurtful. | |
| Which is why, like, I don't like, I mean, obviously, I am aware of what my body type looks like and how I fit into a certain standard. | |
| But I just think it's funny when people have preferences. | |
| And I look at the guy and I'm like, oh, you're going to say that. | |
| Okay, sure. | |
| No hate at all. | |
| No hate at all. | |
| I think that just as much as I think every single woman has her own right to feel the way that she feels about herself and what her standards are for herself, same thing for men. | |
| I think it's just kind of ironic when people have such high standards for women and then they don't really hold themselves to that same standard. | |
| Did I articulate? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Yeah, that's what I'm saying. | |
| I don't know. | |
| But that's why I said that I was literally joking. | |
| Yeah, you said women should be like there were in this year where they're skinny and small boobs. | |
| I think he meant just like be proud of who you are. | |
| No, no, he was joking the same way that I was saying. | |
| It might have been a joke, but at the end of the day, a lot of women that are going to watch this podcast, it's not going to be funny to them, and then now possibly going to starve themselves because they think that is the anorexia. | |
| Well, no, you're going to be responsible for anorexia. | |
| I've just said, at the end of the day, a lot of people listen to men on how they want their body types to be, and then they see their ideal body type through what a man sees. | |
| Like, just be comfortable in your own skin. | |
| And that's all I'm conveying. | |
| And I think that's what he was actually trying to say. | |
| Yeah, I think he was. | |
| Yeah, you're right. | |
| It didn't sound like that. | |
| And that's my opinion. | |
| And that's how I've conveyed it out: as if don't feel that way as a woman. | |
| outrage so he's i think what he was trying to say is instead of everybody wanting big boobs if you have little boobs that's okay yeah love that Retweet, retweet. | |
| He's a guy. | |
| He's a guy. | |
| That's my preference. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, no, that's your mind. | |
| But you made it. | |
| I think it was every man's preference. | |
| And all I'm saying is, of course, it's not every man's preference. | |
| I know, but can I just speak in Finnair? | |
| Yeah, you've been talking for like two minutes, but go ahead. | |
| Yeah, no, but yeah, because everyone's been buttoning as well. | |
| Sorry, she interrupted your interruption that you interrupted. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| But I'm saying what it sounded like from your side. | |
| Yeah, just repeat yourself for the third time. | |
| No, I know because no one's fucking listening and everyone's repeating and saying, oh, he said this, he said this, but that's not what you said. | |
| Like, bring the timeline back. | |
| You said, go back to the whatever year it was when women were skinny and women had no boobs. | |
| That's all I'm saying because that's what he that is actually what he said. | |
| I didn't say when women had no boobs. | |
| You said it. | |
| We do like a nice. | |
| Acups, Acups. | |
| So this is all I'm saying. | |
| And yeah, you girls might not like me. | |
| You might like me, whatever it is. | |
| But I'm saying, from a girl's perspective, watching this podcast and him saying, oh, yeah, be skinny with little boobs. | |
| And then all these girls are going to watch that and think, oh, yeah, every man wants a girl that's skinny with no boobs. | |
| Like, what if he naturally curves? | |
| Where would they get that? | |
| My boobs are real. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Yeah, that's a real thing. | |
| And my boobs are real deal. | |
| That's a big stretch. | |
| I was stating my preference. | |
| Yeah, I know, but it didn't sound like that. | |
| I don't care. | |
| It was like, oh, break. | |
| Yeah, I know, but I'm just saying for all the girls that are watching this and thinking, oh, shit, like, men don't like girls with, like, naturally big boobs. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Or like natural curves and aren't like. | |
| Yeah, I like women with natural boobs. | |
| Big boobs don't need their ego boosted further. | |
| It's women. | |
| Hold on. | |
| You're going to let me finish. | |
| No, I know, but I'm just saying. | |
| Stop. | |
| You're going to let me finish. | |
| So I'm not really concerned if I hurt the feelings of women with big boobs because big boobs are broadly desirable by men. | |
| I'm actually talking to women who, okay. | |
| Plastic surgery. | |
| Women get their boobs enhanced. | |
| They get fucking cut up. | |
| They're put under anesthesia to get their boobs made bigger. | |
| So actually, I think I'm doing a better service to women who feel insecure about their small boobs by making a statement like that. | |
| Yeah, but what about women that feel insecure about their weight? | |
| It's as simple as that. | |
| Like, don't judge someone for having big boobs or curves or something. | |
| As long as you guys ever judge, as long as you guys never judge men about their height, how much money they make, about their penis size, about if they're going bald, anything. | |
| As long as you guys can never, ever have any opinions when it comes to males' physical appearance. | |
| I personally don't. | |
| Can I have the talking stick for a second? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| I actually really agree. | |
| I agree with some of the things that both you guys are saying, but I do think that it's important to really, really stress that you can uplift one type of woman. | |
| Up for a while? | |
| Or yeah, you cannot put one woman down. | |
| Nope. | |
| But that's what I'm saying. | |
| And that he sounds like. | |
| So I think that what got misconstrued is that he was saying, I think that girls who have smaller boobs should not feel bad about themselves instead of saying, oh, I think that girls who have small boobs are better. | |
| Because that's not what he was saying. | |
| But it's like you can even like, that's why I call them. | |
| If we could just move, because at this point we're just like talking about it to talk about it. | |
| It feels kind of like we all know that all girls should feel good about themselves and small boobs deserve a little bit of love too. | |
| Just saying. | |
| But also, it's not like I'm like, it's not like I'm oppressed for having small boobs and being skinny. | |
| I have one girl. | |
| I've never felt like boobs deserve a little bit of love. | |
| Is that a pun? | |
| No, but should it be? | |
| A little bit of love. | |
| It's not like one. | |
| It's not like a pun. | |
| Dude, a little love, a little boob. | |
| Wrap it. | |
| Can you do it in a wrap? | |
| Do you think who's more likely to feel insecure about their boobs? | |
| Women with large boobs or women with small boobs? | |
| Large boobs. | |
| Depends on the size. | |
| Large. | |
| Better bobs. | |
| They're natural. | |
| They get heavy. | |
| Yeah, I had a friend who has like triple get it like you're big boobs are getting breast alteration surgery. | |
| Yeah, a lot of times stop. | |
| You gotta let me fucking finish. | |
| So are women with big boobs getting breast alteration surgeries at similar rates to women with small boobs or getting breast augmentation. | |
| Yes, no, they're not. | |
| Yeah, you know the statistics mine. | |
| No, they're not. | |
| You don't know you don't. | |
| But I would say it's more for medical reasons and not for aesthetics. | |
| Oh, that's a great point. | |
| That's a great point. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Because I'm serious. | |
| Like, I've known plenty of women who they're just so large. | |
| Yeah, we got a lot of money. | |
| It'll start making your back. | |
| That is a good thing. | |
| Stop, dude. | |
| Stop, man. | |
| Cut it out, dude. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, that is a good point that you raise. | |
| So. | |
| The women who have big boobs who are getting procedures are typically not getting it done for aesthetic reasons. | |
| They typically cite too, I have back pain. | |
| How do you know that? | |
| They literally say it. | |
| Personally, I've got big boobs. | |
| I don't like the way that they look. | |
| I would like smaller boobs. | |
| And that's why I would happily pay to get it. | |
| Yeah, no, but that's the thing. | |
| Most girls with big boobs are insecure about their boobs, just like a lot of girls who have small boobs are insecure about theirs. | |
| That's why I had such a huff about the fact that you said, oh, everyone should have small boobs. | |
| Okay. | |
| So perhaps there are some women with large boobs who get a reduction because they're dissatisfied with the aesthetics. | |
| I'll just go ahead and grant it. | |
| However, there's a large portion of women who get the breast reduction because it's causing them, for example, back pain. | |
| This does not exist in women with A cups. | |
| They're not trying to correct some sort of actually medically indicated thing through surgery. | |
| They're doing it purely for cosmetics, purely for aesthetics. | |
| Cool. | |
| Yeah, cool. | |
| I agree. | |
| I think everyone take a shot for how many times we said boobs if you're watching. | |
| Ah, yes. | |
| All right, moving on. | |
| Mike Davis donated $200. | |
| What's good you go on? | |
| Trump one baby. | |
| Landslide. | |
| Your body, my choice. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I laugh and glow faces. | |
| What the hell is that? | |
| Mike Davis, I know where you live. | |
| Are you proud that this is your audience? | |
| I like how you say that. | |
| Mike Davis. | |
| I know where you live. | |
| Why are you looking at ugly faces and if that's the case? | |
| like why have you got us all on your screen if you think we're all ugly like if it donate another 200 yeah If something's just say something else. | |
| What is this one? | |
| Vector donated $200. | |
| Iki Guy. | |
| A Japanese concept meaning a reason for being. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Your ideal job is what you love. | |
| What you are good at. | |
| What you can be paid for and what the world needs. | |
| OnlyFans Girls. | |
| Does this describe you? | |
| I actually like that question. | |
| Yes, because a lot of people want to see sex. | |
| And a lot of people pay for different girls. | |
| And if you want to pay for me being pretty and other girls being pretty, and you tip me for living my life, then yeah, I'm going to take it. | |
| All right. | |
| We have Dozy Dreamer here. | |
| Haha, try again, horsehead, married men for over 20 years. | |
| I'd rather touch myself with a barbed wire glove than have to watch you. | |
| Jesus Can't Save These OF UK DGENS send the asteroid. | |
| You're literally watching us right now. | |
| Just to give you the stats, it looks like it's right around 300,000 who get breast implants versus 90,000 who get reductions. | |
| Okay. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I love the stats. | |
| What does that mean too? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| By the way, thank you. | |
| Which, by the way, surprisingly, that's way more common than I thought it would be when I pulled this stat. | |
| The reduction. | |
| That's a surprisingly large amount. | |
| That would mean that, I mean, it's almost one-third of the amount who get enhancements. | |
| So that is actually kind of a shocking number to be. | |
| Also, isn't it also one of the reasons why someone might get a reductionist for cancer reasons? | |
| I heard that. | |
| Oh, they get it. | |
| They get them completely wrong. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| Hang on. | |
| Hang on. | |
| I'm giving you the stats of those who are choosing to get the reduction absent medical reasons. | |
| Oh, absent medical reasons. | |
| Yeah, so they're not getting the reduction that they have cancer or this or that. | |
| Now, inside the stats, it is possible that they have mixed in the cosmetic portion with because there is like this political movement of women who want to get breast reduction to avoid breast cancer, but it's actually a political statement. | |
| So that could be included in the stats, but I have no idea how many that would be. | |
| So I think it's just not of consequence. | |
| But let's just give it like 2,000 of those cases. | |
| That would still be at 88,000. | |
| That's a lot of breast reduction surgery. | |
| That's surprising, I'm sure. | |
| Is this in America? | |
| Most likely. | |
| All right, these are stats for at least it looks like it in the United States. | |
| Yeah, it's the United States. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Lucas says, cuck slag. | |
| Stop talking shit. | |
| You can't back up. | |
| No need to blank to someone like you. | |
| We have morals and wife is a thousand times harder. | |
| Receipts, easy to find on X. Don't worry about the C notes. | |
| Piggy Bank is plentiful. | |
| What is ours? | |
| Why am I making more money than you? | |
| That was like a poem. | |
| Like what was going on? | |
| It was Shakespeare. | |
| Was that a riddle? | |
| It was Shakespeare. | |
| That was a riddle. | |
| Definitely Shakespeare. | |
| And then we have Pelagic. | |
| Hey, thank you, man. | |
| Thank you for the soup chat. | |
| Good to see you in the chat. | |
| Stuff some spotted dick in it. | |
| Is that a kind of foot? | |
| What does that mean? | |
| It's a dessert in England. | |
| It actually is. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's not what he meant, but it is. | |
| No, take it like that. | |
| Take it like that. | |
| Good to know. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, that let's see. | |
| Let's get into some of the. | |
| Actually, you know what? | |
| Before we do that, let's just go right to Stiffler. | |
| Ask everyone to rate their looks on a scale of one to ten, starting with you. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Ten. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| Like a seven and a half. | |
| All right. | |
| Fifteen. | |
| The fuck. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Use the one to ten scale if you can. | |
| Say it again. | |
| We won you. | |
| Okay. | |
| Seven. | |
| No. | |
| Ten. | |
| Seven. | |
| Seven point five. | |
| Okay. | |
| Two and a half. | |
| All right. | |
| Five. | |
| Okay, I give myself a five, Andrew. | |
| What the heck? | |
| Well, I always say I'm a ten. | |
| Obviously. | |
| Obviously. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, hang on. | |
| Wait, there's laughter like they don't believe me. | |
| No, he's got those puppy dog eyes. | |
| But happy that you'll sell. | |
| He's got the what? | |
| He's gonna say he's got those puppy dog eyes. | |
| That's sad. | |
| I've been left on the curb in the ring. | |
| He brings your right to be. | |
| He's got I've been drinking whiskey all night. | |
| So 10 and 10. | |
| Oh, hell yeah. | |
| Do you guys think that you're the most beautiful woman in the room? | |
| Because some other women are not. | |
| Yes. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Sure. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you think you're the most beautiful woman in the room. | |
| We went over this. | |
| You threw the makeup wipe. | |
| I took off my makeup. | |
| You told me to take off the wig. | |
| I took off the wig and I was still a 10. | |
| And your comment viewer said this is the most beautiful black girl you've ever brought on the show. | |
| You are. | |
| I'm sure I always wrote that. | |
| Yeah, they did. | |
| St. Lucia is the most beautiful black goddess. | |
| They said I ran circles around you last time. | |
| Can't wait to do that. | |
| Was that your alt account? | |
| No, it was his. | |
| It was his account. | |
| It was under the YouTube video of episode 207. | |
| Everybody said I was the most beautiful goddess on the show. | |
| Erroneous. | |
| Erroneous. | |
| Yeah, that's in half. | |
| And they'll say it again, I'm sure. | |
| To reside as well. | |
| I'm here again with no wig. | |
| You didn't want to acknowledge me last time when I took off the wig and makeup, but you have no choice. | |
| I acknowledged. | |
| No, you didn't. | |
| I acknowledged. | |
| No, you didn't. | |
| You never said. | |
| I wore the wig. | |
| No, you didn't. | |
| I put that shit on. | |
| No, you didn't. | |
| Yes, I did. | |
| Everybody watched episode 207. | |
| Let's see if Brian put the water. | |
| I put that shit on. | |
| No, you didn't. | |
| You didn't see. | |
| You went to the bathroom. | |
| Yeah, that's right. | |
| Wow. | |
| I had lice, though, afterwards. | |
| I don't know. | |
| No way. | |
| Lice can't run through Negro hair. | |
| Are we allowed to tell them? | |
| I think it's okay. | |
| Yes, Day, steer clear of it. | |
| Yeah, maybe don't say, say, don't say what? | |
| No, it's fine for you, YouTube. | |
| No, it was on the front. | |
| Is that what? | |
| That's black people's hair. | |
| Black people's hair is way too coarse for bugs to travel through it. | |
| It needs to only run through straight. | |
| It's true. | |
| It's true. | |
| Black people do not get lice. | |
| Black people. | |
| Okay, so quick fact check. | |
| Myth. | |
| Black people cannot get lice. | |
| Fact. | |
| Lice infestations occur in individuals of all races, ethnicity, including black people, including black people. | |
| Just wanted to point that out. | |
| There is no black person that ever got lice. | |
| They talk about mixed people because you guys need up the body. | |
| I mean, I'm guessing. | |
| Nobody in Africa have ever struggled with that. | |
| Well, none of these fucking scientists know, these idiots. | |
| Exactly. | |
| To be charitable, Andrew, it does say it's less common, but they can get lice. | |
| Yeah, it's less common in bald people, too. | |
| Maybe if they have a perm, maybe if they permit. | |
| What's your point? | |
| If they have a perm and they turn their hair straight with a chemical, maybe then they could get lice, but black hair cannot get lice. | |
| It's too coarse. | |
| That's cool. | |
| For the lice to survive. | |
| That's cool. | |
| Okay, so we have two tens here. | |
| So why do you say that you're a 10? | |
| Because I have, I had struggled with my appearance for a long time in my life, and I think that that is the most limiting thing that you can do. | |
| And the best thing that you can do is just be confident. | |
| And the more confident you are, the more beautiful that you are. | |
| And I also just think that I disagree with some of your, I don't think that either of you are a seven. | |
| I think that you're both a 10. | |
| I think you're both very beautiful. | |
| Do you guys want to change your answer? | |
| I think you should. | |
| No, I'm just going to. | |
| That's okay. | |
| No, there you go. | |
| No, that's fine. | |
| I also just think that the whole concept of rating the whole scale is, I think, a little bit outdated. | |
| And I think it's because people are so much. | |
| Was it accurate? | |
| Like you say, it's accurate. | |
| Well, I mean, like, I just think it used to be something. | |
| Was it? | |
| I don't think that it was used, really. | |
| It wasn't used. | |
| He said it was outdated. | |
| Okay, well, maybe it should never have been. | |
| Not out. | |
| Maybe all of a sudden is outdated. | |
| Yeah, that's kind of what I'm saying. | |
| I think that there's humans are very multifaceted, especially women. | |
| I think there's a lot of things that can make you beautiful that don't actually have to have your access. | |
| What are you saying? | |
| Especially women. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Well, I mean, because men don't have a moment. | |
| Primarily, if I'm on it, like, if I'm seeing a guy, I'm not going to ask him, like, or I'm not going to be like, oh, you're a six. | |
| But he might tell me that. | |
| Like, I have literally never told a man or had a woman tell a man what his rating is. | |
| But I have definitely, definitely heard men and men call me a male friend. | |
| Most men are like outwardly saying to romantic prospects, I think you're a six. | |
| Well, first of all, no one would ever call me a six. | |
| So wait, has it happened to you? | |
| Well, not to me because I don't date those kind of men. | |
| So what do you have for what my friends? | |
| What evidence do you have for the claim that you just made? | |
| On social media, I have people say things like on TikTok. | |
| Oh, yeah, that's different than like a guy you're dating. | |
| I just, I don't think that that is relevant. | |
| You don't have evidence for most of the things you make. | |
| Well, anyways, the point isn't that it happens. | |
| The point is that I think it's just harmful. | |
| I think I'd say it again. | |
| Yeah, say it again. | |
| You don't have evidence for most of the claims you make. | |
| Okay, what are some claims? | |
| What are yours and they ask you to provide evidence? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Actually, no. | |
| She actually, when I made a claim, she was like, show me the stats. | |
| Yeah, and I appreciate you did. | |
| And then we said thank you. | |
| But you didn't know those stats, did you? | |
| Okay, so this is a fallacy. | |
| No, well, actually, but to his credit, while it's true he didn't, he didn't know the exact stats, which I think would be unreasonable. | |
| He did make the affirmative claim that, of course, more women are getting enhancement surgeries on the breasts or reductions. | |
| That was his position, and he was 100% correct about that, even if he didn't know the exact numbers. | |
| Like, to be fair, to the claim. | |
| Like, if he was wrong, I'd shit on him, right? | |
| But his claim was correct. | |
| Yes, your claim was correct. | |
| What was his point? | |
| And it actually is something I've commit to memory every single study or whatever that I've seen. | |
| No. | |
| It is something I've explored previously, this plastic. | |
| You've done research on it. | |
| The incidence of plastic surgery in the United States. | |
| I also am not a fan of plastic surgery. | |
| Something we can agree on. | |
| What are the claims that I make that are not backed by evidence? | |
| I said I can't remember. | |
| I just know you say a lot of shit. | |
| And we are actually watching. | |
| Let's do one. | |
| Let's just, how about we just do his response to that is whatever. | |
| Wait, so just to be clear, you just made a claim without anything. | |
| I think everyone can agree that. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Did you just make a claim without any evidence? | |
| But you literally just made a claim that I make claims without any evidence, but you don't even know what to do. | |
| You do. | |
| You just involved with her wig. | |
| What? | |
| The fact that you said that she had lice. | |
| That was. | |
| No, but you said a joke. | |
| No, no, she said that. | |
| No, she said no one got it, and then you said, Yeah, they do. | |
| But that was without the evidence. | |
| Am I right or am I not? | |
| Wait, but we looked it up, and black people do get lice. | |
| No, they didn't. | |
| That doesn't mean that you're not. | |
| You didn't have the past there before. | |
| You said it without the evidence. | |
| She was like, other people said that. | |
| You never said a black person with lice. | |
| Black people get lice. | |
| He never claimed anything about lice. | |
| That was not. | |
| No, no. | |
| He said that they didn't without looking at evidence first. | |
| That's all I'm saying. | |
| I said that. | |
| I said that, not Brian. | |
| Well, no, because he said it first. | |
| I don't think I'm hungry. | |
| I didn't say it. | |
| Well, go back. | |
| Go. | |
| That's what it is. | |
| Bring it back to the screen because he said that. | |
| That came out of his mouth and then it came out again. | |
| It never came out of his mouth. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| Anyway, that literally just didn't happen. | |
| So here's the thing. | |
| Here's the easiest way to untangle this. | |
| When he says claim, that's when a person's making an assertion which requires evidence. | |
| Like, you know, I don't know. | |
| In this case, like she says, black people don't get lice. | |
| That is a claim that would require evidence versus I think. | |
| No, no, he said yes, they don't. | |
| Hang on, stop, stop, let them talk. | |
| Versus the idea of I think, which is an assertion, something like this. | |
| We want to hear what you think. | |
| And that's fine. | |
| You can tell us what you think. | |
| No one's asking you to back up what you think with evidence. | |
| That would be insane. | |
| Only if you're making an affirmative claim about something, then that would require some evidence. | |
| That's all. | |
| But he thinks everything he thinks is a fact. | |
| When have I ever asserted that? | |
| But you just how we come across. | |
| You didn't say I think, you said yes, they do. | |
| No, that's me. | |
| Everything I think, I think, is a fact. | |
| Yeah, no, but that's just bullshit. | |
| Well, also, he is using like. | |
| You don't think everything you think is a fact? | |
| No, obviously not. | |
| Oh, so you could be wrong about what you just said. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| I have a question. | |
| Can we move on from this? | |
| Let me do the hosting. | |
| Okay, go ahead, Andrew. | |
| Andrew, go ahead. | |
| Good to see you. | |
| Oh, I was just saying, I think most people think what they think is a fact because they're thinking, right? | |
| So it is a fact you were thinking. | |
| Is it a fact that your wife left? | |
| Relax. | |
| I'll give you a chance to respond. | |
| Just relax. | |
| Okay, I'm just, I'm just, I'm waiting. | |
| Is it a fact that you're not going to be afraid? | |
| You're not going to calm down. | |
| All right, well, I'm speaking now because you've just stopped speaking. | |
| Don't freak out. | |
| All right, go ahead, freak out. | |
| Is it a fact that your wife, who you were with and who didn't sleep with other men, left you? | |
| No, it's not a fact. | |
| Yeah, I got to jump in. | |
| I mean, I've heard otherwise. | |
| Andrew, I got to jump in really quick. | |
| I mean, where did you hear that? | |
| Here, Andrew. | |
| No, it was that.com. | |
| You do realize that's all bullshit and you believe anything that anyone says. | |
| Wait, how it's not bullshit? | |
| He's talking about logical fallacies. | |
| That's very real. | |
| He's talking about my relationship, so how is that real? | |
| When did he he only brought that up because you brought your relationship? | |
| You literally did a story. | |
| I gotta leave my question. | |
| Hold on, stop, stop, stop, stop. | |
| You literally did a story on your Instagram, or it was people, I don't know who. | |
| He was trying to get you a collab so you could fuck Jason Love. | |
| That's clearly, oh. | |
| Do you not know how I get views in this life? | |
| The whole industry is fake. | |
| It's not really a fairy. | |
| So, you weren't actually angling to do a collaboration with Jason? | |
| No. | |
| You're literally in an open relationship. | |
| No, I'm not. | |
| I think she would do that. | |
| Do you know what the thing is? | |
| Do you believe anything that's said? | |
| You believe anything that's said to you. | |
| I don't, I don't. | |
| Yeah, I like to believe that. | |
| I try to believe when people say words. | |
| I try to hope that they're being honest. | |
| But I know that's not common in your industry. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Are you on OnlyFans? | |
| Yeah, I am on OnlyFans. | |
| And are you dating Brandon? | |
| Isabella. | |
| Yes. | |
| Then he's a fucking cuck. | |
| That's. | |
| How is that a cook? | |
| That I've made content in the cuck. | |
| Watching someone have sex. | |
| Yeah, a cook is. | |
| Right. | |
| Define your third wife. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| My boyfriend does not watch me have sex with other people. | |
| I'll define it. | |
| I'll define it. | |
| Go on then. | |
| Okay. | |
| So a cuck is either one. | |
| It's either or, not one or the other, it's either or. | |
| So it's either a man who purposely allows his wife to sexually gratify other men, or it's a man whose wife has gone out and slept with other men and he unknowingly raised their offspring. | |
| That's a cuck. | |
| Well, then where am I getting this definition from? | |
| Yeah, can we get the Google definition up on this very story? | |
| As a clarifier, let me finish with the definition. | |
| Bebo would fall neatly into definition one. | |
| He allows his woman to sexually gratify other men, therefore he's a cuck. | |
| That's it. | |
| How is it a cook? | |
| It's an online job. | |
| Are men, I'm sorry. | |
| No, a cook, a cook is someone. | |
| Purposely. | |
| Right, okay, are you going to let me talk since you finished talking and now it's my turn to talk? | |
| Or are you going to butt in like I just button in and you keep kicking off about it? | |
| You kick off when I butt in. | |
| You kick off when I butt in, and then as soon as you butt in, it's fine. | |
| So it's either one way or the other. | |
| Well, if you ask me a question, I have to answer the question. | |
| All right, well, I didn't ask a question. | |
| I asked the question. | |
| I asked the question, you answered it, and then as soon as I started responding to that, you butted in. | |
| But every time I butt in to you, I get told off the button in. | |
| No, only if you're cutting me off when I'm in the middle of a. | |
| Well, you've just cut me off. | |
| When you ask me a question, I'm just trying to answer your question. | |
| Yeah, you've answered the question. | |
| You didn't speak and it didn't cut you off. | |
| You have answered the question. | |
| I replied, and then you started cutting me off in it. | |
| Do you want my response or not? | |
| This sounds like I had a time for a cigarette. | |
| But go ahead, yeah. | |
| Go for it. | |
| Go for it. | |
| I will say, I think that people tend to listen to what you have to say a lot more when you say it calmly. | |
| I know, but I don't really care. | |
| Like, if someone's going to speak to me in a nasty tone, I'm going to speak to them back in a nasty tone. | |
| Rich, he has to do it. | |
| Oh, she's yes. | |
| I wasn't speaking to you nasty. | |
| I know, but that's just how I respond. | |
| I'm English. | |
| I'm a malacious allegation. | |
| So now, I'm not supposed to defend myself. | |
| Are you going to butt in again? | |
| Are you button in while I'm speaking? | |
| Rich, you got told. | |
| Well, I am now. | |
| Well, you got told not to put in. | |
| All of us got told not to butt in. | |
| So, am I listening to the rules? | |
| Not when you're not listening to the rules. | |
| It's as simple as. | |
| I'm not told not to have sidecoms. | |
| Oh, you've done it again. | |
| You've done it again. | |
| You've done it again. | |
| Are you going to get kicked off the show? | |
| Because apparently we're going to get kicked off the show if we butt in. | |
| So, bye. | |
| Okay, I'm sorry. | |
| You're getting kicked off the show? | |
| Well, apparently, if you butt in too many times, Rich, you have. | |
| I'm trying to speak, and then you're button in. | |
| And then when you're in the side combo, right? | |
| You've just done it again. | |
| You have just done it again. | |
| Just make your point. | |
| I'm trying, but I keep getting butted in. | |
| Then just keep going on with this. | |
| Speak over. | |
| Just get your point out. | |
| She forgot. | |
| You forgot. | |
| No, I'm feeling. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Okay, Sam. | |
| I'm sorry, Andrew, before you go on, I have a real quick question. | |
| You're British too, right, ma'am? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Because your accent is so beautiful. | |
| Where is it? | |
| Where is it from? | |
| The Caribbean. | |
| But I'm speaking straight English. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| No, I've got it. | |
| I'm speaking. | |
| No, I'm right. | |
| You got it. | |
| You got it. | |
| Yes, yes. | |
| It was just like, because it's different, you know. | |
| So, I, okay, sorry. | |
| Go on, go on. | |
| I mean, it's still a Caribbean English dialectic. | |
| It's still a. | |
| That is still. | |
| Is that British English, though? | |
| The dialectic that the Caribbean English comes from? | |
| We and St. Lucia speak St. Lucian Creole and English. | |
| I speak English, but I have a Spanish accent. | |
| We were speaking Spanish. | |
| It's beautiful. | |
| I don't even speak Spanish either. | |
| Colonized by the French first, and then the British voice. | |
| So then the Creole is a French dialectic. | |
| It's a French mixed dialectic? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay, and then the English is a British dialectic. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay, got it. | |
| So it is. | |
| So she was hearing, she was hearing. | |
| It sounds so eloquent, is what I'm saying. | |
| I like it. | |
| Well, I'm speaking as like the most American I can, but to not speak like that. | |
| Well, I'm speaking English too, but I still have a Spanish accent. | |
| And I don't even speak Spanish. | |
| That's true. | |
| You do. | |
| I am half St. Lucian and half Puerto Rican. | |
| Ooh. | |
| You single? | |
| No, I'm just kidding. | |
| Okay, continue on with the argument. | |
| Sorry to interrupt the argument, guys. | |
| Oh, what if we all just say that? | |
| I was just listening. | |
| I didn't want to interrupt. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Well, am I speaking or is someone else? | |
| So, what was the question? | |
| No one was asking. | |
| We've not been asked anything. | |
| I forgot what the question was that was going around the table. | |
| Do y'all remember? | |
| No, we were arguing because she had said that everything which is, you know, in OnlyFans is made up, and that they were doing. | |
| I actually didn't state that. | |
| Can I just get that clear before you come in? | |
| I mean, now you just got in, right? | |
| Yeah, I've butted in because you said an incorrect fact. | |
| I butted in because you said an incorrect fact. | |
| So I'm just correcting you on that. | |
| Okay, go ahead. | |
| Well, I've just corrected y'all. | |
| What's the incorrect fact? | |
| That not everything on OnlyFans is fake. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Okay, got it. | |
| But the thing is, is that when you're talking about how, okay, we were just trolling when we came on before, you and Vivo, right? | |
| Nobody was calling Vivo a cuck because he said that you were in an open relationship. | |
| They would have called him a cuck anyway because he's dating a girl who's on OnlyFans. | |
| It's just the same thing in people's minds' eyes. | |
| So every man that does OnlyFans wanks off to the girlfriend having sex. | |
| That isn't the fact. | |
| My boyfriend doesn't wank off to me having sex and watching. | |
| Cook is, in this day and age, a man that gets pleasure of watching their girlfriend have sex with other people. | |
| That's all I'm saying. | |
| Like, I don't know what everyone else is. | |
| That's a different definition. | |
| But if your definition's that, then that's fine. | |
| You can define what you want to define. | |
| But a lot of girls in our day and age and a lot of men in our day and age do not define the same thing as what you do. | |
| Okay, well, let's test this and see if that is the case. | |
| Let's start with this. | |
| After that show between you and Vivo, we're going off the information you were giving us, right? | |
| At least I'm not sure. | |
| Well, it wasn't actually what I was giving you, but Brandon's going to be on it in a few weeks' time, so you can have that issue with him then. | |
| But all I'm saying is I'm not in a cook relationship. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| No, well, you wouldn't be. | |
| You're not the cook. | |
| The thing is, is back to this. | |
| A cook's basically when you wank off to your girlfriend getting pleasure from somebody. | |
| For everybody on the podcast, it is. | |
| Why are you so bothered about my relationship? | |
| Jump me out all of the things about your relationship because I can. | |
| I've got all the facts. | |
| In case there's people that don't know the definition of other people, maybe they don't do it, do you? | |
| So the definition of cook is getting pleasure of your girlfriend having sex. | |
| So it would be the boy, like basically wanking over the fact that the girlfriend's getting pleasure off someone else. | |
| Or one person. | |
| And getting pleasure. | |
| I think there might be a lot of people that don't know the term. | |
| So we're talking about she didn't know. | |
| The only thing is, people like him are the reason why people aren't educated about what a cook is. | |
| Because he just defines whatever the fuck he wants to define. | |
| I can give you the actual definitions. | |
| No, we've heard your definitions. | |
| Just so you understand, this comes from an old English. | |
| Before that, stop, stop trying to explain it to me. | |
| Like you, old. | |
| Me and like me. | |
| President. | |
| President. | |
| Wait, it's old? | |
| I'm 49. | |
| What does it have to do with anything? | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| It's an old definition. | |
| You know what it is? | |
| DNA. | |
| You know what it is? | |
| It's a word that I learned from this podcast, ad hominem, or whatever. | |
| Right? | |
| Is that the right? | |
| I learned that word on this podcast. | |
| It's an ad hominem. | |
| The ad hom is attacking the person instead of the argument. | |
| It's fine to attack the person and the argument as long as you're attacking the argument. | |
| I think everyone should take critical definition. | |
| I think that's. | |
| Isn't ad hominin? | |
| I looked it up because I heard Brian saying it a lot. | |
| So I was like, what the fuck is that? | |
| So it's basically like when they're losing an argument and then they start bringing out persons, somebody's looks or like their age or something that have nothing to do with the argument. | |
| No, no. | |
| Well, it's okay, maybe I'm wrong. | |
| Not quite. | |
| So an ad hom would be like this. | |
| So let's say I told you, I don't know, 50,000 people in the United States carry knives. | |
| Let's say I told you that. | |
| And then I said, I think carrying knives is good, right? | |
| Because most people carry. | |
| And you responded with, oh yeah, hang on. | |
| And you responded with, oh, yeah, well, you're stupid, right? | |
| Yes. | |
| That would be an ad hom because you haven't responded to the argument. | |
| You've only deferred to calling me stupid, so you don't have to do it to respond to the argument. | |
| Or I could also say, why are you fighting? | |
| Why am I talking? | |
| I've just left you. | |
| I've been fighting. | |
| I'm saying you've not left her. | |
| Put the cuckoo back in the clock for five seconds. | |
| The cuckoo back in the clock. | |
| Can you just count off the screen? | |
| Alright. | |
| Anyway, before you went fucking bonkers in Gonzalez. | |
| All right, Kill. | |
| I go bonkers all the time. | |
| Especially when there's a man like you that always speaks hello to me. | |
| Why are you still spurning? | |
| I know, but it's just, he doesn't like anyone else. | |
| He still hasn't finished. | |
| Well, you have to ask me. | |
| No, but he's doing that. | |
| You're not letting anyone else fight. | |
| Stop that. | |
| He's just said that no one can defend themselves. | |
| Yeah, no, it's no shame. | |
| He's talking over me. | |
| I'm not Karen downstairs. | |
| Karen downstairs. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Hold on, just stop. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Calm down. | |
| There's a couple things here. | |
| There's eight of you, there's one of Andrew. | |
| So you got it. | |
| Like, Andrew has a bit more leeway when it comes to interrupting. | |
| Also, he's just, he's doing a call-in. | |
| So there's a bit of an audio delay. | |
| It's more likely there's some audio things considerations there. | |
| Just let him finish speaking. | |
| Once you let him, you can give your rebuttal, but stop with the theatrics. | |
| Go ahead, Andrew. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Well, so just real quick, but if you were to say, well, Andrew, that's wrong because it doesn't matter that 50,000 people carry knives, that doesn't give a good justification for why they should. | |
| So you're stupid. | |
| That would not be an ad hom. | |
| You're still calling me stupid in both instances, but in one, you're not addressing the argument, calling me stupid, so it's an ad hom. | |
| And in the other, you're addressing the argument and calling me stupid. | |
| That's not an ad hom. | |
| Can I respond to that as well? | |
| This is also why I think that every person should take a critical thinking philosophy class because you learn about how to construct a logical argument. | |
| And it can be very helpful, especially if you're someone who does like to argue and you're someone who wants to and who knows that you'll be in situations where you have to argue where you won't look, I don't want to say stupid, but you won't look like you don't know what you're talking about if you understand what it's like to literally, like it's like math, like constructing a logical argument. | |
| So that's what his name is Andrew. | |
| Mathematics, yeah. | |
| That's mathematics. | |
| Yeah, so I just think that it's important because a lot of people don't have that critical thinking, and it's not their fault. | |
| It's not because you're born with it. | |
| Like, it's something you have to learn. | |
| You have to educate yourself on. | |
| But it just, you get nowhere in an argument if you're doing all these fallacies, which are really real things, like even the ad hominem fallacy. | |
| So, like, I just, I don't know. | |
| I just want to put that out there. | |
| That's important for everyone to learn that sort of thing. | |
| I completely agree with you. | |
| And I think that discourse is made better when people try to just convey what they're trying to say in a way that's universalized. | |
| Everybody can understand. | |
| That's what an argument is, a mathematical construction of something you're trying to say in a way that everybody can understand what it is you're saying, right? | |
| And it either is true or it's not true. | |
| So I think I tend to agree with you. | |
| You said you believe everything you say is facts. | |
| That's what you said, right? | |
| No. | |
| No, you didn't. | |
| You didn't. | |
| Oh, I was going to say, you said that you were 10, and that's definitely not a fact. | |
| You're far from a 10. | |
| Yeah, no, no, no. | |
| If you're 10, I'm a 10. | |
| No, I'm a 10, and you're like not even on the scale. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| You guys are. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I mean, what makes you a 10? | |
| Oh, because I look like this and you look like that. | |
| That's what. | |
| Yeah, what is that? | |
| That doesn't matter. | |
| You don't have these beautiful. | |
| Remember how they returned? | |
| Beautiful chest and God is blessing me. | |
| This beautiful nose. | |
| You see my side profile? | |
| Your front profile looks crazy. | |
| Your front profile looks crazy. | |
| Yeah, but you see. | |
| You see my side profile? | |
| My face profile. | |
| My stomach profile. | |
| What profile do you have? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Your stomach profile. | |
| No, but it's fine. | |
| Your stomach profile looks like you just were well fed before you walked in the studio. | |
| I just want to point that out. | |
| Well, let's see your stomach profile. | |
| Oh, young girl. | |
| Oh, okay, mama. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Get it, girl. | |
| You. | |
| She's close. | |
| Your turn. | |
| Wait, yeah, get up. | |
| Now, I'm here to argue with Andrew today. | |
| Are you a Christian? | |
| Because you were arguing with now. | |
| You're a Christian. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, so define the word Cretan. | |
| Cretan. | |
| Cretan? | |
| Yes. | |
| Like a formal definition or a modern definition? | |
| Modern definition of Cretan. | |
| And modern definition of Cretan? | |
| It'd be like a creep, a jerk. | |
| Cretan. | |
| Cretan. | |
| C-R-E-T-I-N. | |
| Cretan. | |
| Cretan. | |
| I'm giving you what I would consider to be a modern definition. | |
| It derives from what word? | |
| Chrisantos and Christian. | |
| Hang on. | |
| Hang on. | |
| If you shotgun the questions, recognize I have an earpiece. | |
| I'm going to answer every question. | |
| You don't have to shotgun them. | |
| I promise I'm going to answer each one of them. | |
| Yes, Daddy. | |
| Very patronizing. | |
| So just so you know, so that you understand, I asked you if you wanted a modern definition or a formal definition. | |
| Modern. | |
| You wanted a stop. | |
| Just stop for two. | |
| You just seem a bit slow. | |
| She's just answer the question. | |
| Let them have the exchange. | |
| Be quiet. | |
| Shit. | |
| This is fucking wild. | |
| Here, here's what we're going to do. | |
| No, no, wait, really quick, really quick. | |
| Just let me. | |
| Okay. | |
| You two are going to have the exchange. | |
| You and Andrew. | |
| I don't want anybody talking for the next five minutes. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Okay, so anyway, to move back to this, the word you're asking me for is Cretan, C-R-E-T-I-N. | |
| And do you want a modern or formal definition? | |
| Put both. | |
| Okay, well, my modern definition just offhand would be something like that. | |
| A jerk, a dick, a weirdo, something like this. | |
| If you want a formal definition, I'll just pull up the formal definition. | |
| Would you like me to? | |
| Oui. | |
| Okay. | |
| And what words does Crittin derive from? | |
| Um... | |
| Derogatory, a stupid person, dated, a person whose mental physical development has been impaired by deficiency. | |
| So, with that being said, does Christian not derive from the word Cretan? | |
| No, I don't think it does. | |
| Look it up. | |
| The root word for Christianity? | |
| Does Christian not derive from the word Cretan? | |
| Look at the words that derive from Cretan. | |
| Christantos and Christian, which means to be stupid or it comes from Christos, meaning anointed. | |
| And no, it has two words. | |
| Don't mind. | |
| It has two words. | |
| It comes from Christantos and it comes Christian. | |
| Listen, Chris, if you cut me off when I'm in the middle of answering your question, I can't answer it. | |
| So it derives from the Greek word Christos, which means anointed one. | |
| That's where its root word comes from. | |
| It has several root words. | |
| Name them all. | |
| No, this is the, but this is the direct root word. | |
| So this is the root of other root words. | |
| There are. | |
| Switch because Christianity, because most of the words revolving around Christianity are coming from the Roman Empire. | |
| Makes sense that a lot of them are Latin or Greek. | |
| That makes a lot of sense, right? | |
| Does Christian, let me ask you, does Christian not derive? | |
| What does this have to do with dating? | |
| Does Christian not derive from the word Christian? | |
| What does this have to do with dating? | |
| No, I don't think it does. | |
| I think you'd have to show you. | |
| Look it up. | |
| I just did. | |
| I told you the etymology. | |
| No, you didn't. | |
| What? | |
| Okay, this is totally. | |
| I literally just talked about it. | |
| That's the etymology. | |
| This is totally. | |
| For a second, it does. | |
| This is the first time. | |
| No, the topic is, he was talking about OnlyFans Girl and the last podcast that I watched from your show. | |
| Yes, OnlyFans girls cannot be Christian. | |
| So that's my argument. | |
| That's what I want to argue about. | |
| You said that OnlyFans girls cannot be Christians and cannot be saved. | |
| Do you believe that? | |
| You believe that, right? | |
| I've never said, first of all, what have I ever said? | |
| Only grand, OnlyFans girls can't be saved. | |
| Yes, you did. | |
| You said that's an awesome. | |
| Yes, you did. | |
| You did say it. | |
| Okay, I'll tell you what. | |
| Are you willing to do this? | |
| Let's see if you can put your money where your mouth was. | |
| I have never one time ever made a claim that an OnlyFans girl can't be saved, and I will bet you $10,000. | |
| No, I did not say it can't be saved. | |
| You said they cannot be a Christian. | |
| You did say that. | |
| You said they cannot be a Christian. | |
| I said Christian. | |
| Stop. | |
| I'm trying to answer your question. | |
| Okay? | |
| No. | |
| The answer here is no. | |
| Categorically, no. | |
| What I say is you cannot hold to ethical paradigms which are contrary to each other. | |
| So if you make the claim that OnlyFans work is compatible with Christian ethics, you are wrong. | |
| Are y'all talking about Nala by any chance? | |
| Because if it's about her, Andrew, I totally support you and everything that you do, but I feel like this is a new episode. | |
| This is just a pykmina. | |
| A pickmina. | |
| You sound like a pick me. | |
| Andrew sounds like a pick me. | |
| You do. | |
| You sound like a pick me. | |
| Who? | |
| You. | |
| Me. | |
| You sound like a pick me. | |
| Who's going to pick me? | |
| Nobody. | |
| She's married. | |
| She's married. | |
| I'm not. | |
| I'm not even a pick me. | |
| I'm not. | |
| You said she's two, but you're not. | |
| You're a fucking choice. | |
| Nobody. | |
| I'm not here. | |
| So fucking you. | |
| None of the men here has respected you. | |
| I don't give a fuck. | |
| I don't give a fuck. | |
| I don't need these men. | |
| That's why I get respect, and I don't need your fucking respect either. | |
| The only man that I need respect from is my fucking husband. | |
| So I don't give a fuck what you say. | |
| I don't give a fuck. | |
| We don't give a motherfucker. | |
| Of course you do. | |
| That's not big enough. | |
| They pick me up. | |
| That is why you're betting and stop you. | |
| I know you're fucking. | |
| You're fucking nasty. | |
| I know you want to stop me. | |
| But you cannot stop me. | |
| You win. | |
| Why? | |
| Because you're 5,000 so nasty, dude. | |
| You're fucking nasty. | |
| That's it. | |
| That's it. | |
| And your husband said it like, fuck you. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| And I want you to win. | |
| You fucking guys can be there. | |
| They're fucking nasty. | |
| And watch me get fucked by my husband. | |
| Pick me. | |
| What the fuck is fucking pick me? | |
| You're so stupid. | |
| I'm a pickmina. | |
| You're a pickman. | |
| Why don't you? | |
| Look at a hair right now. | |
| Because I have fucking value. | |
| No, you don't have to. | |
| I don't need fucking respect from anybody. | |
| Pick me up. | |
| I don't need respect. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Pick me how? | |
| Pick me how? | |
| Nobody. | |
| Pick me how. | |
| Do you even know what I was going to say to fucking end? | |
| Tell me. | |
| Do you even know what I will say? | |
| What is he doing? | |
| No. | |
| Ah, here comes Harry Potter. | |
| Are you fucking retarded, bro? | |
| I've told you lots of time. | |
| So we're not allowed to use it. | |
| But what are you fucking pick me shit? | |
| What is pick me? | |
| Spicy 49 year olds gets triggered by sex. | |
| Why you think you're not gonna get old? | |
| How am I triggered? | |
| You're triggered. | |
| You're screaming. | |
| You're saying fuck me. | |
| You fucking started it. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I'm not even fucking with your podcast. | |
| Pick me, pick me up. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| How? | |
| How? | |
| How am I fucking pick me? | |
| Because I have fucking values. | |
| Because I have values. | |
| You didn't even know what I was going to fucking say. | |
| Oh my God, mom. | |
| Hold on, mom. | |
| What do you mean, pick me? | |
| What was I going to say? | |
| You already know what I was going to say. | |
| You are a woman. | |
| You acting like you have a cup between your legs. | |
| How? | |
| You sighed. | |
| Andrews did just get in. | |
| Why did I get on your knees and do what you really want to do? | |
| Bitch, I didn't even say what I had to fucking say. | |
| I didn't even have to say. | |
| Get on your knees and do what you really want to do to Andrew and Brother. | |
| The only person I fucking get on my knees for is God and my fucking husband. | |
| That's it. | |
| That's all I fucking said. | |
| No, how many guys have you fucking gotten on your knees for? | |
| How many guys have you gotten on your knees for? | |
| Zero. | |
| Liar. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| No, then you're the fucking pig me. | |
| Oh, pick me. | |
| I don't suck dick. | |
| I don't suck dick. | |
| You're the fucking pig me. | |
| You're the pick me. | |
| You're the fucking pig. | |
| You're the pick me. | |
| How am I fucking? | |
| How the fuck am I a pick me? | |
| How the fuck am I out here to film? | |
| Explain it. | |
| You have yet to explain. | |
| You have to be a second dick on the podcast. | |
| You a pig me. | |
| You are a female. | |
| I'm going to let you talk. | |
| Let her go. | |
| Let her go. | |
| Brian, you want to pick her? | |
| Let her go. | |
| I don't give a fuck about these guys. | |
| I don't give a fuck about these guys. | |
| They're cool, but they're not my fucking homies. | |
| Tins don't talk to twos. | |
| Be quiet, Brian. | |
| Tins don't talk to twos. | |
| Can I ask why you're saying why am I a picnic? | |
| She's a pick. | |
| Oh, I actually go with everything that you were saying to Nyla. | |
| You're a female. | |
| And she's like, you sucking. | |
| You suck in dick, you suck in dick. | |
| You suck in dick, you suck in dick. | |
| Bitch, you didn't even fucking hear what I was going to say. | |
| You are a pig me. | |
| You didn't pick me from the beginning. | |
| You didn't know what to do. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Shut your fucking mouth. | |
| Shut your fucking nose. | |
| No, you shut up. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Come and make me. | |
| Come over here and make me shut the fuck up. | |
| I'm not. | |
| I'm just telling you. | |
| I'm telling you, shut the fuck up. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Oh, here we go. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Black mother. | |
| Black magic. | |
| Blue head over here. | |
| Blue heady out here. | |
| You hear them, black magic. | |
| I don't understand what fucking language you're talking about. | |
| It's Creole. | |
| Or whatever. | |
| I don't give a fuck. | |
| Should we do split? | |
| But you do that. | |
| I would love to see the child right now. | |
| Tell me why I didn't even say what I wanted to fucking say. | |
| I was just going to say. | |
| I was going to say. | |
| I was going to say that I thought they were too hard on Nala. | |
| That's what I was going to say. | |
| Pick me. | |
| How the fuck is beat me? | |
| Who the fuck's going to pick me? | |
| I'm not a fucking option. | |
| I'm not a fucking option. | |
| You're a fucking option. | |
| I'm not a fucking option. | |
| You're a fucking option. | |
| You're on the menu. | |
| I'm all, dude. | |
| I got old days. | |
| My fucking name. | |
| I'm like a fucking Dr. Seuss book. | |
| I don't give a fuck. | |
| I have no fucking shame. | |
| You think you're never going to get old? | |
| You think you're never going to get old? | |
| You're like, oh, I'm a terrible. | |
| I'm a terrible. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| This is so fucking attractive. | |
| This is so fucking attractive. | |
| Hey, can you fight in peace? | |
| Definitely. | |
| No, you don't come to the children. | |
| What I'm saying. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| I didn't even get, what I'm saying, I'm going to say something and then you go after me, okay? | |
| You call me a pick me. | |
| You call me pick me, but before you before you say anything else, I said I agree with the because we have the same values, okay? | |
| But I did not agree. | |
| Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. | |
| You are pick me. | |
| Should you discuss it? | |
| Damn it, you interrupted me first. | |
| Okay, well, I'm gonna let you not. | |
| I'm gonna let you finish, and then I'll. | |
| 49-year-old Texas woman gets triggered by sexy single. | |
| That should be the caption. | |
| Can I please interrupt? | |
| Well, let me know when I can speak right. | |
| Can we pop a champagne bottle open, please? | |
| That would be great because I freaking, but I want one pop up. | |
| Somebody has to send it in. | |
| Here, we're gonna let two chats in and you guys can start. | |
| Yeah, insulting each other again, I guess. | |
| Jess Gerald donated $200. | |
| Caribbean girl middle's fugue. | |
| Like the definition of a five out of ten. | |
| As average as average gets. | |
| So, very basic. | |
| She's getting an average crystal. | |
| Brian, what Walmart did you find her? | |
| I found her at Kmart. | |
| Can we have a picture of you? | |
| Yeah, Andrew. | |
| Andrew. | |
| What I want to say about Nala is that I can still count. | |
| Devon Jackson donated $200. | |
| You all are fucking embarrassing yourselves. | |
| Are you not grown fucking women? | |
| Compose yourselves or leave if you're too triggered. | |
| The only grown woman. | |
| You're a grown man coming. | |
| The only grown woman on this issue. | |
| I'm spending 200 quid on the road where you're embarrassing. | |
| You're adults. | |
| You're full adults. | |
| I'm a young adult. | |
| These are young adults. | |
| But you're still an adult, cannot. | |
| You're young adults. | |
| Sometimes it's better. | |
| You let them tire themselves out. | |
| You let it go. | |
| You let them tire themselves out. | |
| I'm too old for that. | |
| I'd happily go on for like eight hours straight. | |
| I don't know why you got the energy during Thousand Terror. | |
| Okay, Andrew. | |
| I know you don't have this. | |
| I was hoping for a poppy. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Well, if somebody does a champagne population, can someone please, please, I'll reimburse. | |
| Can we do it? | |
| Will you bring Vivo? | |
| Bring Vivo. | |
| If you give me a bottle of champagne and pop it for everyone, I'll bring you a bunch of people. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| Bring this guy. | |
| No worries. | |
| They want chivalry. | |
| The pick-me got picked. | |
| It's a deal. | |
| How much is a bottle of pig? | |
| I didn't finish reading it. | |
| Put it back. | |
| No, they have to send in a champagne pot. | |
| Can you guys send in a champagne pot? | |
| Okay, Lucas says, sorry, let me pull it back up. | |
| Lucas doesn't. | |
| But I wanted to say something to Andrew. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Whenever you're in the middle of the day. | |
| I can't stop laughing in these whore. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Who's want chivalry? | |
| Funny how the pick-me got picked. | |
| Not you, sewer rat. | |
| Grab your knee pad and perform your drink. | |
| Lucas, you said that. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Who picked the pick-me, though? | |
| Who picked the pick-me? | |
| No, my husband. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| I think that all of you are about the only one. | |
| I'm pretty sure of that. | |
| 10 out of 10, I could fuck your husband. | |
| And why would you be collaborating? | |
| Why would you say her out of your house? | |
| I'm pretty sure your husband would pick her. | |
| Ha, her, her, her, her, and every fucking bony. | |
| What about me? | |
| No, wait, wait, wait. | |
| Was I? | |
| I'm a pick me. | |
| I'm a choose me. | |
| You came and embarrassed your husband on this podcast alone. | |
| You said that you are not. | |
| You're not two. | |
| You said that you're two. | |
| You know what? | |
| I have a, I'm not delusional like you, Mamitas. | |
| Okay? | |
| I'm delusional. | |
| Yes. | |
| I'm delusional. | |
| No, you're not. | |
| You got the guy right there? | |
| He said you're fine. | |
| He said he's a five. | |
| So you said that you're ugly. | |
| I'm 49. | |
| I'm not ugly. | |
| I'm not insecure. | |
| Because I know my social number does not mean that my car is 10. | |
| Oh, I cannot wait till tomorrow. | |
| Talk to two. | |
| Hey, guys. | |
| Oh, long. | |
| You know what else you'll think? | |
| Long Beach Laugh Factory. | |
| I'll be talking. | |
| Alright, Mommy. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Long Beach Laugh Factory. | |
| I'll be there. | |
| I'll be talking about this bitch right here. | |
| You know why? | |
| Yesterday she came in. | |
| Comedian right here, honey. | |
| Comedian. | |
| And I said, get the picture. | |
| I will be on Twitter. | |
| We have the same hotel. | |
| Wait, you guys know what you're talking about? | |
| I just met her last night. | |
| I said, get the face. | |
| I said, get the fuck back. | |
| So you came in my face yesterday as a pick-me. | |
| You guys came in my face. | |
| Yes. | |
| Was it not you? | |
| You came in my face yesterday as a picnic and I said, get the fuck back. | |
| So that's how you. | |
| Wait, are you seen at the hostel? | |
| Yes. | |
| Oh, yes. | |
| You came in my face. | |
| You know the fucking face. | |
| I thought that was you. | |
| You know who the fuck I am. | |
| You came in my face yesterday. | |
| I did. | |
| You came in my face yesterday and I said, get the fuck out of here. | |
| She was on a chair. | |
| On my phone. | |
| And on my phone. | |
| Mind my fucking business. | |
| Mind my business. | |
| I asked her, Wait, mom, hold on. | |
| I asked her, Are you okay? | |
| And she said, Stay away from me. | |
| No. | |
| She came in my face. | |
| Because I recognize that. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| I recognize that. | |
| I recognize that when you were taking that long ass motherfucking shit, I saw you. | |
| I saw you doing that dingy ass hair this morning in the bathroom. | |
| Don't act like you don't know who I am. | |
| What the fuck are you talking about? | |
| Don't act like you don't know who the fuck I am. | |
| Tell me what the fuck you're talking about. | |
| Literally yesterday, last night, I was on my phone texting you about. | |
| This is in a whole fucking house. | |
| And she said, are you okay? | |
| And I said, yeah. | |
| Then she came back. | |
| Are you okay? | |
| And I said, yeah. | |
| And then she came back. | |
| Are you okay? | |
| I said, get the fuck back. | |
| Shut the fuck up, bitch. | |
| I asked you twice. | |
| She mad and she triggered. | |
| You know who the fuck I am. | |
| You saw me. | |
| You literally greeted me when you was on the fucking visually impaired. | |
| You know what I recognized? | |
| That yankee ass outfit that you have. | |
| That's what I fucking recognize. | |
| You got like bamboo earrings. | |
| You had a beauty supply earrings. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Who gives a fuck? | |
| She doesn't fuck leggings and literally just came from my house. | |
| Can you believe it? | |
| Do you even exercise that? | |
| Do you exercise? | |
| Do you exercise? | |
| She got shit. | |
| She's got shit. | |
| I'm just working. | |
| Are you okay? | |
| I asked her, are you in a workout outfit and you're in a street worker outfit? | |
| You have a cheetah print. | |
| Right here, right here. | |
| Cheetah prints is shit. | |
| Shut up. | |
| You're quiet. | |
| You got it. | |
| You're quiet. | |
| I'm fine with you guys having your back and forth, but you can even be as emotive as you guys currently are. | |
| But lower the volume a little bit because. | |
| So you guys can talk. | |
| You can call each other bitches or whatever the fuck you're going to do. | |
| Just whisper that shit a little bit. | |
| Bitch, you have a bamboo. | |
| Yeah, whisper for the next video. | |
| You have a fucking flood. | |
| I recognize you. | |
| You have a fucking outfit. | |
| You have on cheetah print masks with a red hoodie and a cross and cheetah print luggage. | |
| You look like a street walker that's mixed with a fucking Catholic. | |
| Please get the fuck out of here. | |
| You talking about what the fuck I have on. | |
| I have a workout clothes. | |
| Can you work out? | |
| Can you do the whole hike I did? | |
| It looks like you don't work out. | |
| That's why you don't know I have a workout clothes. | |
| Why are we bringing each other down? | |
| Yeah, I completely agree. | |
| You don't know about this podcast. | |
| This is what it's all about. | |
| None of us are fucking friends. | |
| Is it always like this, Brian? | |
| No. | |
| And you want to be like, what? | |
| Okay, I want to know, buddy, why you even started this. | |
| Oh, you know why? | |
| Because I have social media marketing. | |
| Because I asked her at the hotel, at the hostel, are you okay? | |
| You came in my face. | |
| I'm minding my business with my phone. | |
| She came in your face. | |
| Yes. | |
| Let me ask you, are you okay? | |
| She came to mind. | |
| Literally, literally. | |
| I'm on my phone, like, with bad posture. | |
| I'm on my phone, texting you about the podcast. | |
| Are you okay? | |
| And I'm like, yes. | |
| And then she comes back to the camera. | |
| And now she comes back. | |
| Are you okay? | |
| And I was like, yes. | |
| And then she comes back. | |
| Are you okay? | |
| No, ma'am. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Get the fuck back. | |
| I don't play shit like that. | |
| You don't play shit with fucking day like that. | |
| Get the fuck out of my face. | |
| I don't hate all music. | |
| I don't know you. | |
| I'm not from here. | |
| And you're in my face. | |
| Quiet. | |
| Doc Venner Billy donated $200 to the Creole trans chick. | |
| Your dad bought pop fairly popular. | |
| Oh, shut the fuck up. | |
| No, he's talking about me. | |
| I'm not talking about the fucking paper. | |
| You're talking about me. | |
| I'm so creol. | |
| I'm Creole. | |
| I'm talking about her. | |
| But then you're talking about it. | |
| Why are you trying to get it? | |
| Where is it? | |
| I think all of you put way too much emphasis on your looks, and you should be really thinking about your IQ. | |
| You're so obsessed with trans people. | |
| Just come using me. | |
| I'm obsessed with my age. | |
| It's just. | |
| You're the one who keeps telling your age. | |
| You're the one obsessed with your age. | |
| You said, I'm old, but I'm old, but I'm old. | |
| You're obsessed with your age. | |
| Stop. | |
| Because I had pride in it. | |
| Stop. | |
| Stop. | |
| You're trying to use it as. | |
| I'm just going to add something really important in this comment. | |
| I'm sure it's going to be very important. | |
| All right. | |
| So, do you know how I think we'll fix this issue? | |
| What? | |
| A bottle of champagne. | |
| Yeah, come on, chat. | |
| Come on, chat. | |
| I saw that in that. | |
| No, remove your mic. | |
| I can't handle it. | |
| I'm going to go to the I think they're both agree to stop arguing. | |
| Okay, that's a good idea. | |
| Is that audio? | |
| Don't be nice and don't be asking people, are you okay? | |
| Because that's wrong. | |
| Yo, yes. | |
| Wait, audio on the face. | |
| Why are you mining your business? | |
| What does that say? | |
| You guys got shut up. | |
| Find me on social media if you want to see a pic so bad. | |
| So, this is to you because you're like something about like, yeah, about, or I think you said something about his appearance. | |
| Who is St. Lucia? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Can I see the picture of you, please? | |
| You said we can find him on social. | |
| I don't really want to look out any other nanocars. | |
| Just Gerald donating $100. | |
| I was going to champagne pop, but the average Caribbean girl ruined. | |
| Have you ever been to the Caribbean? | |
| Probably not. | |
| Sorry, Dan. | |
| No! | |
| Don't do that! | |
| Thank you, Gerald. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| What can I do to make it up to you? | |
| What can I do to make it up to you, Jess Gerald? | |
| You could be quiet for probably 30 minutes. | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| Wait, so now it's a bit of a message. | |
| So she's the pick-me, but now you're saying, what can I do for her? | |
| For this guy, this random guy. | |
| I'll call my boyfriend. | |
| Seriously. | |
| I want the champagne. | |
| I want to be picking the champagne. | |
| Okay, Riyan. | |
| Okay, Real. | |
| I don't want the champagne. | |
| As do I. Hands up if we think champagne. | |
| They're not going to do it for you. | |
| We're not going to do it. | |
| For the chat in the panel. | |
| I think as well. | |
| Just stop. | |
| Just stop. | |
| I would love to see the live chat. | |
| Stop. | |
| M-T-P-E-B. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Some twos are better than tens. | |
| Title today show Brian's Headache: Bevo's Chippy versus Andrew and St. Lucia versus San Antonio, the chippy and best OF model from St. Lucia. | |
| Oh, the viewers and panel an apology. | |
| I don't apologize to no one unless I mean a. | |
| I'd like to take this chance to apologize. | |
| No, absolutely nobody. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm entertaining you guys. | |
| That's why you're here. | |
| I feel like I just haven't been able to speak. | |
| No, girl. | |
| Oh, I get it. | |
| Slowly. | |
| Can we talk about what we're supposed to talk about? | |
| Yeah, let's get back to the dating conversation. | |
| Really quick before we do, though, I'm not going to let you escape this. | |
| So, right before everything just went catastrophic, you said to me that I make a lot of claims without any evidence. | |
| Can you point to one? | |
| We've already been through this. | |
| It's not really, but. | |
| We have. | |
| I've answered that question twice. | |
| She doesn't remember. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I can go look it up if you want. | |
| I mean, there's the lice thing, and then there's the comment about the plastic surgery. | |
| Yeah, just because you looked it up and it was right doesn't mean you should make false claims about it when you. | |
| How would it be a false claim if I ended up because you didn't know that when you said it's kind of large a question? | |
| Wait guys, there's too many people talking all at once. | |
| You guys can't do these little quips. | |
| And let me just say one little quick thing, you guys gotta let people like have their exchanges. | |
| So the this is essentially just a fallacy that you're using here. | |
| Okay okay, I can't be bothered for your conversation. | |
| That was great good good, we're not gonna get any. | |
| That was beautiful, all right. | |
| So uh, let's see, here we have um, let's get into some of the. | |
| Oh no well, we didn't finish the 10 thing. | |
| Why are you a 10? | |
| Because I am. | |
| That was great. | |
| Thank you for allowing my facial, my facial structure symmetry, facial structure hair, body. | |
| What do you think um if, if there were a thousand men, what do you think they would rate you? | |
| Ten, okay. | |
| And then to you, if there were a thousand men who are rating you on their looks, what do you think they would rate you on average? | |
| I mean, I don't like, okay, wait. | |
| I would probably, like, I would like to say 10, but I feel like there's a lot of people who are modified who would maybe have kind of changed the norm of what a 10 out of 10 looks like. | |
| So you would have been a 10, like, I mean, I don't know. | |
| I think that everybody has different preferences. | |
| I definitely know that I'm not everyone's type, but I'm most people's type. | |
| Okay, well, I mean, we have to just use the current modern standards for this assessment. | |
| Maybe they would say I was like an eight or a nine, but I don't really care what they think. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then going around the table on this, do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time? | |
| Oh my god, yeah. | |
| Starting with you. | |
| So you're 22. | |
| Will you be better looking? | |
| Well, you claim to be 22. | |
| Will you be better looking at 32? | |
| Probably not. | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| You're 26. | |
| Will you be better looking in 10 years' time at 36? | |
| I feel like I will look the same. | |
| Look kind of like so. | |
| The same? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about 20 years' time? | |
| 46. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| You're 21. | |
| Do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time at 31? | |
| I think I get hotter every year that I live. | |
| Okay, so 20 years' time at 41. | |
| Absolutely, dude. | |
| My mom is 57 and she's beautiful. | |
| Let me repeat the question since perhaps you've not understood it correctly. | |
| So you think I'm going to look more beautiful in 20 years? | |
| Or is that what you're asking me my opinion on? | |
| No, so, well, people can be attractive at 31, 41, 51. | |
| But do you think that's not the question, though? | |
| The question is: compared to how you look today at 21, do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time at 31? | |
| I don't know about better. | |
| I think it, I think that I low-key, I do think that I might. | |
| I think it's very plausible because when I was like 18, I thought that I was super hot. | |
| I thought I was everything. | |
| And then, even over the last like three years, I definitely have changed my opinion about myself. | |
| My face has changed. | |
| You know, that's just natural. | |
| As you get older, your bones are more defined and stuff. | |
| So, I have kind of a flat face. | |
| I contour, of course, to make that look better. | |
| But I do think at 31, I won't have to do that. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then 20 years' time at 41. | |
| I am excited. | |
| This is maybe an unpopular opinion, but I'm excited to age. | |
| I think that it's a beautiful thing that happens to people. | |
| And I think that if we are so scared of it, it's going to affect us more. | |
| 30 years' time at 51? | |
| Absolutely, dude. | |
| Like I said, my mom is 57 and she fucking parties with me. | |
| Like, she's very cool. | |
| She's very beautiful, and she has a great temperature. | |
| She's a deep seven-year-old mom. | |
| Yeah, dude, she's awesome. | |
| She was an actress. | |
| Well, I mean, like, she doesn't like go to the club with me, but like, we'll go to the bar together sometimes. | |
| And, like, whenever. | |
| Yeah, dude, she's fucking awesome. | |
| She's like, literally so cool. | |
| Is she married or she's married? | |
| Yeah, her and my dad are together. | |
| He comes with us too sometimes. | |
| He's not as much of a social butterfly, though. | |
| Like, me and my mom are kind of the dynamic duo. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| 40 years' time at 61. | |
| Well, okay, I plan on being a Gilf. | |
| I cannot promise what anyone else thinks about that. | |
| Yeah, I plan on being a MILF and then a Gilf. | |
| So we'll see. | |
| I mean, like, who knows? | |
| You can never know. | |
| I might get into a tragic accident and have a scar across my face. | |
| And then okay. | |
| So real quick, Marion, I don't mean to cut in, but I wanted to correct something. | |
| So this is from the earlier conversation I was having with Chairwon on the root of Christian. | |
| And the reason I bring this up is because I just wanted to make sure I knew where you were coming from. | |
| The word Cretan comes from the Swiss-French word creston, which means Christian, right? | |
| That's what you're saying. | |
| The term was used in the 18th century to describe a person with physical deformity. | |
| You got it backwards. | |
| You got it backwards. | |
| So that's an 18th century word, right? | |
| The root word comes from the Greek Christos. | |
| So just so you know, going forward, you had it backwards. | |
| You had it in reverse. | |
| Well, I don't, but for the viewers, go and look it up. | |
| All right, whatever. | |
| Okay. | |
| They can, but I just told you, so you know. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Okay, so better looking 10, 20, 30 years' time, correct? | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| What do you mean, yeah, sure? | |
| I mean, who knows? | |
| Okay. | |
| Some people age horribly. | |
| Some people are like the most beautiful looking ever right now, and then in five years, they're like, ugh. | |
| You're 24, better looking in 10 years' time at 34? | |
| I think I'll just be the same. | |
| Okay. | |
| The same in 10 years? | |
| The same rating. | |
| But I'm sure in men's views, I would be less good looking. | |
| All right. | |
| And then what about in 20 years' time at 44? | |
| Your own rating, I guess. | |
| Probably the same, maybe a bit worse. | |
| Okay. | |
| Depends what you think beauty is. | |
| Sure. | |
| You're 25, better looking in 10 years' time at 35? | |
| Yeah, I'll be richer then. | |
| What impact would that have on your looks? | |
| What? | |
| I don't know. | |
| My personality, I'll be better because I'm looking. | |
| Yeah, I know, but your personality influences how you look and how happy you are. | |
| And if I'm happier in 10 years' time with a load of money, then I will convey that through my looks. | |
| So plastic surgery? | |
| No, just like happy looking at the bottom. | |
| The glow stuff. | |
| Happy, more holidays, more sun. | |
| I'm from England, for fuck's sake. | |
| I've got no sun. | |
| Like, look how pale I am. | |
| I'll be happier in 10 years' time when I'm living abroad. | |
| All right, so 10 years of aging, but a bit of a tan is gonna, okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| 20 years' time at 45? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Then you're 25 too, right? | |
| 25. | |
| Will you be better looking in 10 years' time at 35? | |
| I think maybe. | |
| Or I think I'll say the same. | |
| I think maybe. | |
| Is this good? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think maybe, or like maybe the same, like around the same. | |
| Okay. | |
| I feel like the 30s, like, I feel like, like you said, your face changes. | |
| So I feel like I'll. | |
| For the worse, usually? | |
| For the better. | |
| I think, like you said, it depends. | |
| It's genetics. | |
| Some people have better genetics with that. | |
| Like you said, sometimes they age really quickly. | |
| Wrinkles decrease as you get older? | |
| No, I think that for her specifically, she kind of has a little bit more of a baby face, which is a good thing. | |
| So your cheekbones will get more defined, your jawline will get more defined. | |
| Maybe, yes, you'll have wrinkles or two, but I don't think that makes you any less beautiful. | |
| Also, she has pretty eyes. | |
| Thank you. | |
| You'll do it. | |
| Her eyes will get better as she age. | |
| How do you think that you're going to look in 20 years, babe? | |
| Like, I don't think it really matters that much. | |
| I think if you're happy, like, I mean, people strive towards happiness. | |
| I will look worse in 10 years or 20 years. | |
| In fact, I think I was better looking when I was younger. | |
| How old are you? | |
| 35. | |
| How rich are you? | |
| No, right. | |
| Like, comparison on, like, I don't think my. | |
| Have you got more money over the last 10 years? | |
| Yeah, but I've also been. | |
| Have you had more stress? | |
| I've also been. | |
| I would argue that the more money you make, there's typically going to be a corresponding increase in your stress levels, which is going to age you physically. | |
| So yeah, I've made more money, but I've aged like in the past two years doing this fucking show. | |
| I've been under immense stress doing this show. | |
| Would you say you sold your soul? | |
| Oh. | |
| I don't think I sold my soul, but I decided to make the trade-off to perhaps make more money in the short term. | |
| So I have, instead of working a more reasonable job, right? | |
| Where I would have to work till I'm 65, there's a good chance I'll be able to retire by the time I'm 40, for example. | |
| This is going to come with more stress, but I've made the determination that this increased stress now is worth the trade-off than having to work into my 60s. | |
| Like an OnlyFans girl. | |
| Totally different. | |
| Not totally. | |
| Let me tell you how that's not different. | |
| Well, I'm not going to allow you to derail the conversation so you can bring it up later. | |
| Nope. | |
| You can bring it up later, but we're going to continue on with this. | |
| 10 years. | |
| 20 years' time at 45. | |
| I think, yeah, at that point, maybe I'll definitely look more mature and like, yeah, I've older. | |
| Yeah, I'll look older. | |
| I'll look older. | |
| Okay, so will you be better looking? | |
| Probably not. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| And then to you, you're 49. | |
| Do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time at 59? | |
| No, but I'm going blind, so it doesn't really matter. | |
| That's right. | |
| Can you scoot your can you not lean on the table, scoot your mic to the very edge of the table, tilt your microphone down, please? | |
| Got it. | |
| And just, guys, I'm we said this, just leave the mics where they are, okay? | |
| Yes. | |
| All right. | |
| And then were you better looking 10 years ago at 39 versus now at 49? | |
| Yeah, not very much, but. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then were you better looking at 29 versus now at 49? | |
| No. | |
| Better looking now at 49 versus when you were 29? | |
| Yeah, just because, you know, stuff, medicine. | |
| Okay, and you're going to be 19. | |
| Were you better looking at 39? | |
| Yes, I was better at looking at 19. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then you, you're 24. | |
| Will you be better looking in 10 years' time at 34? | |
| Honestly, I feel like, yeah, I will be. | |
| 20 years' time at 44. | |
| Probably not then. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| I do want to ask those of you, I think I just want to ask you two primarily. | |
| Well, maybe, really quick, show of hands. | |
| Who said better looking in 10 years? | |
| Well, I said same. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you think men will find you more attractive 10 years time compared to now? | |
| Well, it depends if I look the same. | |
| If I look the same, maybe. | |
| Do you think you'll look the same? | |
| Yeah, 10 years isn't that long. | |
| I have friends in their 30s and they look kind of the same. | |
| You don't think you start getting little under eye stuff? | |
| I already have gray hair, so. | |
| Okay. | |
| So are we arriving at a response? | |
| She gave you a response. | |
| I don't think it was particularly. | |
| They might not think I'm that attractive compared to now. | |
| Okay. | |
| If you were to compete with your 36-year-old self, do you think you would be able to out-compete your 36-year-old future self now? | |
| Or would your 36-year-old self out-compete you? | |
| No, now. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| You're not going to like my answer, Brian. | |
| I don't care what men think of me. | |
| I truly do not. | |
| Do you want to get married? | |
| Yeah, maybe someday. | |
| Do you want to have kids? | |
| Absolutely, yeah. | |
| Logical kids? | |
| Sure, yeah. | |
| You better care what men think about you. | |
| Well, ideally, the man that I'm with is not into something so superficial as my looks. | |
| I love your looks. | |
| Ideally, the man is not into only something as superficial as my looks. | |
| I think that's a very fair statement. | |
| I think we should explore that. | |
| I think if I'm only looking for a partner who cares about what it looks like physically, because I look hot. | |
| Are you kidding? | |
| Well, that's a very rather superficial thing for you to say. | |
| I disagree. | |
| I think that I am accentuating the way that I look, and I think that is a very okay thing for me to do. | |
| Well, wouldn't it be superficial to play with your appearance? | |
| Well, right now, I'm not doing it so that people will find me hot. | |
| I'm doing it so that when you have a bunch of lights and camera on me, that I look okay, and I don't have to worry about acne and whatnot. | |
| Yeah, see, thank you. | |
| I do it pretty natural. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Right, but she goes, yeah. | |
| But you do care about your own looks. | |
| I do care about how I personally feel about myself, and I think that's the most important thing. | |
| But that has to do with external reality. | |
| Sure, absolutely. | |
| But I think that in 10 years' time, so at 21 years old. | |
| If you were stranded on an island and you had a fuck ton of makeup supply, but you had other forms of entertainment, do you think you would put makeup on? | |
| Yeah, but I'm not on Australian Island, baby. | |
| I'm in USA. | |
| Right, but the argument here is you put on makeup not necessarily for yourself. | |
| It's for the external world. | |
| Well, in 10 years' time, I can still do my makeup. | |
| I don't really understand what the point is. | |
| I don't understand what your point is. | |
| My point is that I don't really have a, listen, when I go out, I go out because I want to feel hot and look hot. | |
| It's not because I'm like, oh, how many people are going to think that I look a certain way? | |
| And I did it for the girls in the game. | |
| It really is for the girls and the guys at the end of the day. | |
| Well, you're bisexual, so you're trying to attract females. | |
| Well, I also, but also, not everything's about sex for me. | |
| It has nothing to do with sex. | |
| You're still trying to attract a partner. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, you just said you do it for the women, but you're attracted to women. | |
| But I do it for the women. | |
| It's not because I'm necessarily just a little female college. | |
| I think that in 10 years' time, if people don't find me as attractive, then that's not something that I'd want in a partner because I want a partner who will find me attractive for the rest of my life. | |
| Right. | |
| I want to go old with somebody and look at them, and I want them to look at me and say, I love you just the fucking way that you are. | |
| Because if I'm having kids with this person, biological kids, I want them to love every bit of me because my kid is going to look like me. | |
| Yeah, that's a totally fair position to have, but you didn't really answer the question. | |
| The question is, do you think men will find you more attractive in 10 years' time compared to now? | |
| Probably not because men like girls who just look really young. | |
| And I don't think I'm going to look as young when I'm 31. | |
| And I just think that that's like, I got hit on more when I was 17 than I do now. | |
| And that's just a lot of people. | |
| We're talking about adult relationships here. | |
| Well, yes, but you're talking about, do you think I'm going to be more attractive to men in 10 years? | |
| Do you think a man, like, so if a man were to find you more attractive now at you're 21 versus like you when you're 41, that would mean he's like a p-word. | |
| Is that? | |
| No, that's not what i'm saying at all. | |
| I'm saying that I don't judge. | |
| I am not I I, my whole life doesn't revolve around how attractive people think that I am. | |
| Yeah, I didn't make that claim. | |
| So then, why is that men like younger women? | |
| My point is that I think that men will probably not find me as attractive at 31 than I am at 21. | |
| However, I don't think that that's going to be an impact on my life at all because ideally, the partners the the, the kind of men that i'm dating right now, are not going to be the same kind of men that i'm dating when i'm actually searching to get married and settle down. | |
| What, what do you mean by that like? | |
| Right now, i'm just looking for fun I I, I can fuck a guy who has different political views than me, just because I can just fuck him, but if it comes down to me getting married to this person, I want someone to have the same values and morals as me. | |
| Which political views are those? | |
| Well, I feel. | |
| I feel like it's fairly obvious, judged on all of my responses today, Camela well, I am not pro Camela. | |
| Also, it's Kamala you're uh, but i'm definitely Anti-donald Trump. | |
| Fuck that guy in his orange cheetah head. | |
| Yep, oh boy, oh boy. | |
| Well, that's why I didn't bring it up. | |
| See hun, it's okay, it's okay. | |
| I'm not, i'm not triggered by your going in the crystals. | |
| I, yeah. | |
| So crystals, what's your crystal color? | |
| What is it? | |
| What's the crystal color that you want to go into? | |
| Is this something about the podcast i'm not familiar with? | |
| What does that mean? | |
| He likes liberal witchcraft, stuff like witchcraft. | |
| Ooh ooh ooh, put me, put me in a, put me in a Carnelian, because that's the stone of love baby, and i'm all love. | |
| It's orange, like the color i'm wearing today. | |
| So you're getting an orange crystal. | |
| Yay see, i'm not, i'm not ashamed by that. | |
| Okay, you know what? | |
| I think that I think that i'm hot now and I think I will be hot in 30 years or not 30 years, 20 years, 20 years, 10 years, 20 years, 30 years, whatever it is, I don't think it really matters. | |
| I think that what's more important to me is my brain, my psyche and my moral cavity. | |
| I do want to go back to the whole thing about. | |
| When it came to uh, you said it would be superficial for a guy to care about your looks. | |
| Well, I think that is okay. | |
| Let me uh explain that a little bit further because I think that it maybe is going to get misunderstood. | |
| I think that it is superficial for someone to only care about looks. | |
| I do think that attraction is an extremely crucial part of having a relationship with somebody. | |
| It's really hard to be with someone Who you don't find physically attractive, even if there is an emotional connection there. | |
| So, with that being said, I do think that it is important for you to be sexually and physically attracted to your partner, but I do not think that that should be the only basis. | |
| And so, ideally, the person that I'm looking for, maybe I am not their ideal woman physically, but if they like me on every other point of value and I like them on every other point of value, like that is way more important to me than someone who is just dating me for my looks. | |
| Aren't you kind of contradicting yourself a little bit? | |
| I don't think so. | |
| I don't think so because it's human chemistry. | |
| Attraction is chemistry. | |
| Hang on, let me know. | |
| Please, sorry. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Yeah, yeah, let me explain what I mean. | |
| So, it sounded like you were saying, So, what Brian's asking is for you to base your looks essentially on whatever you think objectively they are from a physical standpoint. | |
| I assume that most people get their objective standpoint, whatever they call their objective standpoint for their looks, based on what they think the opposite sex thinks they essentially rate at, right? | |
| When you say, Well, okay, but there's this internal aspect to it, I don't deny that, right? | |
| But if you then agree, well, if the physical attraction is going to be very important to you in a relationship, I assume that you think the physical attraction is going to be very important to the man in the relationship. | |
| So, wouldn't we be utilizing still the standard of attractiveness from the man, right? | |
| Absolutely, but my point still is that I'm not going to be any less attractive 10 years from now. | |
| So, it doesn't really matter if someone like finds me because if someone doesn't find me attractive, okay, I won't be with them. | |
| No, I don't think that's like it's a simple idea. | |
| Yeah, but I just don't see how that really contends with it because it's still physical attractiveness. | |
| So, you think you think that men in general will find you more attractive in 10 years than they do right now? | |
| I guess that's the better way to do it. | |
| I already answered that, and I said, No, I don't think so, based on my experience. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, then, then, doesn't that seem to kind of follow then that that would mean that you think you'll be less attractive in 10 years from now? | |
| Well, you know what? | |
| My ideal man is not like all men. | |
| So, and also, who knows if I'll even be with a man? | |
| Like I said, I am bisexual and I'm very much 50-50. | |
| Just because I like women right now sexually does not mean that I think I'm going to settle down with a man. | |
| I think that I very well could settle down with a woman as well. | |
| And women have different standards of beauty. | |
| Yeah, they're pictures. | |
| I mean, that's fair, right? | |
| I mean, it is. | |
| I disagree. | |
| You should see some of these butch lesbians. | |
| It is rare for bisexual women to actually get married to women. | |
| It's usually more complicated. | |
| Do you have a statistic on that? | |
| Yeah, actually, I can pull it up, sure. | |
| It's actually very, it's actually very that's interesting. | |
| Yeah, it's very, very low. | |
| I just did bisexual women. | |
| So, that's um uh with bisexual men, the opposite. | |
| It's very strange, right? | |
| Well, they still marry women more, but they tend to they still marry men at higher rates. | |
| It's very strange how the sexual dynamics work there. | |
| Uh, but back to this, uh, when we're talking about uh physical attractiveness, you say in 10 years, most men will find you less physically attractive than they do now. | |
| Then it sounds like, based on your objective standard, you think you would be less physically attractive than you are now. | |
| I wouldn't think that. | |
| I think that I'm going to get hotter in 10 years. | |
| But I know you're not basing that on a physical standard. | |
| Yes, I am. | |
| Absolutely, I am. | |
| Are you kidding? | |
| I just described it. | |
| I said that my, that, like, just based on, like, I can look at my family and my genetics and see the people and the way that they have aged. | |
| And most of the people in my family have aged very, very well. | |
| And if anything, like, I am just not concerned about how that's going to happen because for me, like, like I said, it might have come off as like satire earlier when I said this, but I genuinely do think I get beautiful, more beautiful every year. | |
| I think that that is a part of growing as a human being. | |
| But that's true. | |
| Your physicality changes every year. | |
| But that seems like that's what the contradiction is. | |
| Because if the idea here that you agree to is that you get your beauty standard on what men think is beautiful, and then in 10 years, you're going to be less beautiful to men, then by your own beauty standard, you'd be saying you're less beautiful. | |
| No, babe. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I think I was maybe confusing you a little bit. | |
| My personal beauty standard is my personal beauty standard. | |
| And that is. | |
| Where is it informed from? | |
| My family members, the girls that I admire, things that make me feel good and feel confident. | |
| The way that when I look in the mirror and I tell myself in the morning that I'm beautiful and I actually agree with it. | |
| Like I said, I have dealt with a lot of body and face issues in my physicality my whole life. | |
| Like it's like, I know some girls might not like, they might look at me and not believe that, but now I know objectively, like I can have a better standpoint with it. | |
| But what I'm, I guess the point that I'm trying to make is that my own beauty standard is my own beauty standard. | |
| The things that I find attractive are not always the things that my friends find attractive. | |
| And like, like, maybe that even goes into dating. | |
| Like, the kind of guys or girls that I date, my friends will look at me and be like, really? | |
| You know, like that sort of thing where, you know, objective opinion is objective, or sorry, subjective opinion is subjective opinion. | |
| And so that can be. | |
| Seems to be universals, right? | |
| There seems to be some pretty agreed-upon universals. | |
| And it makes sense. | |
| Exactly. | |
| the agreed upon universals is that men usually like girls who look a little bit younger because they always say that youth is a virtue and all that stuff so i'm say i think it's just a it's just a matter of reproduction so the idea is like um well you might scoff but hear me out for a second From an evolutionary standpoint, you agree that the primary edict is reproduction, right? | |
| That is the primary edict. | |
| And so it would make sense why biological beings would be attracted to those who are the most fertile. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| But I just don't think that that applies to me specifically. | |
| I think that it is very true that there isn't. | |
| I don't know if I said that I'm accepting, but I'm going to say that I don't think that that applies to me and what my values are. | |
| I'm not going to settle down with somebody who is worried about my biological clock ticking. | |
| That's just not happening. | |
| It's not that they're worried about the biological client. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| You're conflating two different things. | |
| Okay. | |
| So hear what I'm saying here. | |
| Sure. | |
| I'm not saying that men are basing you on your biological clock. | |
| I'm talking about attraction, the idea of attraction. | |
| It would make sense that men are attracted to women who are fertile for the purpose of reproduction. | |
| They don't know why they're attracted to them. | |
| Like they don't know that it's because they're fertile and that's why they're attracted to youth, right? | |
| Like, how would they know that? | |
| They're not psychoanalyzing it. | |
| They just look at a woman and go, beautiful, not beautiful. | |
| But the reason that they're saying beautiful, not beautiful, and the reason they have a universal attraction is because of reproduction. | |
| So I don't like some biological being is going to be attracted to the thing that they can reproduce with, right? | |
| Like every biological being, that makes sense. | |
| Absolutely, yeah. | |
| And that's the same way I would choose a partner who is ideally sound of mind, but also sound of body and health as well. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I do have a question for you, though, is that what age do you think is the best age for a woman to have a child? | |
| I think between 18 and 24 seems to be optimal. | |
| So I just want to really quick. | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| No, sorry. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Completely. | |
| We clear up until 28, 29. | |
| Okay. | |
| Seems to be pretty fine. | |
| I think that around the 30s, it's usually pretty bad. | |
| It starts to decrease exponentially. | |
| Okay. | |
| And by the 40s, generally not a good idea, even. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's really sweet. | |
| So my mother had me when she was 36 years old. | |
| When I was born, she was 37. | |
| She had my brother two years later. | |
| So do you think, and we came out perfectly fine? | |
| I'm perfectly healthy. | |
| I have no allergies. | |
| I like the way that I look. | |
| And she is, again, she's now 57, and she looks fucking amazing. | |
| She has literally, like... | |
| Well, I'm glad you were born and that she had you. | |
| Well... | |
| Well, thank you. | |
| I appreciate that. | |
| But I'm just saying that I think that it's that, and so my father still loves the shit out of her. | |
| Like, I literally have never seen a man more in love with a woman in my life. | |
| And I'm very grateful that I, because I know that not everybody gets to experience that. | |
| I'm very, very aware that not everyone has that kind of love in their household. | |
| But I do think that when I am searching for a partner, I'm searching for somebody who has those qualities that my dad has, where he's, you know, my mother is 36, which is apparently at your definition, out of the range of prime breeding, right? | |
| But he still looks at her and he still wanted to create children with her and have a marriage and they still love each other. | |
| So I wish you kind of wouldn't mischaracterize what I say, right? | |
| Because I'm trying to be very precise. | |
| And I'm trying to be respectful as well. | |
| I'm just talking to you about what is optimal. | |
| I'm not saying that women in their 40s shouldn't have children. | |
| I'm not saying that. | |
| I'm just saying that optimally, it seems like it's a better idea for them to have them in their 20s. | |
| Well, I think that if you can't have children, you shouldn't have to have them. | |
| Do you understand the one deciding when they should have children? | |
| I just want to hear this so I know. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you understand the distinction when I say I'm not saying that there's a problem with women in their 40s having children? | |
| I'm just saying for most, everybody, every woman on planet Earth, it's generally optimal for them to have them in their 40s. | |
| Biologically. | |
| Biologically, absolutely. | |
| But I think that mentally, I would not have been sound. | |
| I still don't think I'm sound to have a child. | |
| I think that I have a lot of things to work on. | |
| I think that I, ideally, if my life goes the way that I want it to, if I wish upon a star, I will be married and have children by the time that I'm 29, 32 range is when I want to start doing that. | |
| However, if it happens later, then fine. | |
| Because I'm not in a rush, but I'm not going to, like, I want to search for, if I do end up with a guy, I'm going to end up with a guy who is like my father in that aspect where he looked at my mother and he thought, okay, she's beautiful, but also she's intelligent. | |
| And also she's funny. | |
| And also she would be a good mother. | |
| And like, you know, there's all these other qualities. | |
| I'm not sure why any of that is excluded by age. | |
| But that's kind of what, but you're talking about like attractiveness, and that's what I'm saying. | |
| And like attractiveness is not even the only quality that you should be measuring about men finding you attractive. | |
| Yeah, I think that attractiveness by your own metric earlier, you said it's highly important. | |
| And perhaps even we could agree, it could be the most important category, not to negate all other categories, but perhaps the most important category, I think, is attractiveness. | |
| Okay. | |
| That you're attracted to the other person. | |
| I hear you. | |
| And I get that. | |
| isn't just about looks it's about the whole there's pheromones involved I've dated some ugly men, man. | |
| I'll tell you that right now. | |
| There's no dispute that there's 80 gazillion jillion different characteristics other than beauty and attractiveness, which are important in a relationship. | |
| There's no dispute. | |
| Nobody's disputing that. | |
| All I'm doing is giving it a hierarchy of prioritization. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| I don't think I'm going to have a hard time finding a partner. | |
| I don't think that that's going to be an issue for me. | |
| I think that if anything, people, I have been hit on my whole life. | |
| And frankly, it's a little bit unsatisfying when someone comes up to me and tells me I'm beautiful. | |
| I'm like, okay, cool. | |
| I already know that. | |
| Tell me something else about me because that's just not as important to me. | |
| When you have it oversaturated to you, when you're being told that you're pretty, that you're hot, that you're sexy your whole life, it doesn't matter as much to you because you're like, okay, cool. | |
| What else? | |
| So that's just like, I'm totally like hearing you, and that's why I'm glad we can have this open conversation about this because I think it is important for a lot of people to talk about. | |
| But I think it's also important that a lot of women don't think that their value declines as they get older because that's simply not true. | |
| Yes, you might not be as physically attractive as you are in your prime time, but your value as a human being does not decline. | |
| Thank you for saying that. | |
| No, no, hang on. | |
| Your value as a human being doesn't decline. | |
| Nobody's like that. | |
| But your value as a fertile woman does decline. | |
| Phoenix and him right here, honey. | |
| Cheers to that, baby. | |
| Cheers to that. | |
| Phoenix and him right here. | |
| Attractiveness attractive. | |
| If attractive. | |
| Every month I age the last one. | |
| Around the idea of fertility, and it has to be. | |
| Literally, it has to be, or the human species would not be able to thrive. | |
| Like, there's no way around that. | |
| It has to be based around the idea of that. | |
| So right. | |
| Yeah, you know what? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, babe. | |
| Correct. | |
| Great argument. | |
| Yeah, no, I don't think that was an argument. | |
| I think that that was a very effective and respectful conversation. | |
| I was not in any way trying to put you down. | |
| I'm just like stating my opinion versus you guys, and then we're doing facts. | |
| And I appreciate you for involving me in that dialogue. | |
| No, we can't agree. | |
| So thank you. | |
| Yeah, but can I get an actual argument here? | |
| I know, huh? | |
| Sorry, I don't start fights. | |
| I just like to be kind. | |
| It's not a fight. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm just asking. | |
| Let's start a fight. | |
| Counter-argument. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| We have a couple of chats. | |
| Do you think that argument means fight? | |
| No, I think the argument means discussion, but sometimes arguments turn into fights. | |
| But also, you said fight, didn't you? | |
| No, I didn't. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I said it's not a fight. | |
| I'm just looking for a counter-argument, is what I'm saying. | |
| Oh, I thought that I gave you a pretty good one, but maybe not. | |
| You'd be good. | |
| I said agree because I didn't want to keep talking about it, frankly. | |
| Real women don't have donated $200. | |
| Yeah, thank you. | |
| It's sad seeing this future generation of low-value women with not one coherent answer or points so far. | |
| SH1 and 5. | |
| Ps. | |
| Please slide the mics away from 1 and 5. | |
| We can feel the saliva flying from here. | |
| 20. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you for the TTS, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| And then we do have Lucas coming in here in just a moment. | |
| Thank you, real women. | |
| Lucas, thank you. | |
| Youth and beauty, markers of fertility and good genes. | |
| Beauty is objective, not subjective. | |
| Some variability. | |
| It's based on symmetry and the golden ratio, 1.6 to 1 by 35 average, by age 35 average. | |
| 90% of eggs are not viable. | |
| Lucas, I hope your mom does not like you. | |
| That seems like a bit aggressive. | |
| What does that mean? | |
| What did he mean? | |
| Well, because, like, what the heck, man? | |
| He's making a very sound, he's making a very sound argument. | |
| If 90% of eggs aren't viable, how did my mom have two children with no complications? | |
| I'm still making a sound argument. | |
| Is 90% 100%? | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| Is 90% 100%? | |
| So you're saying that the two times you try. | |
| 90%, 100%. | |
| You're the first person. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| So two times, the 10% won, really? | |
| Like, I don't know. | |
| I think all of us are part of the 10%. | |
| 10% is a lot. | |
| But also, sorry, no, go ahead. | |
| Imagine the sperm percentage. | |
| 10% of 1,000 is 100. | |
| Like, it's a lot. | |
| It's more than you think. | |
| Right? | |
| Because if you have 1,000 people, if you're like, well, only 10% of that unit died and there was a thousand people inside of a military unit, you'd be like, that's a fucking bloodbath, right? | |
| It's actually a really, really large number when you scale it. | |
| All he's looking at is he's just saying there's universals here. | |
| And if we're looking at universals, which are widely agreed upon, these seem to be them. | |
| Okay, sure. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| I just, I think that, I mean, again, going back to how we were talking about earlier, the I think versus this is true, like the statement versus opinion, my opinion is that beauty is not objective. | |
| But that's also just my opinion. | |
| So maybe you don't agree with me, and that's completely okay because if you want to have your opinion on it, that's fine. | |
| I think that the people that I'm attracted to are not always what my friends are attracted to. | |
| Like, that's just what I'm saying about it. | |
| Wait, Andrew, I know we had this conversation. | |
| Like, is beauty objective to some degree? | |
| To some degree, absolutely. | |
| There's a golden ratio. | |
| Andrew? | |
| Objective. | |
| Sorry, I'm not Andrew. | |
| Yeah, now she agrees there's a golden ratio. | |
| There's going to be, so the only way to do this right, right, and I would largely agree that there's a subjective category here. | |
| And the subjective category may be higher than the objective category. | |
| But there's clearly universals and there has to be universals for the reasons that I stated, right? | |
| The human species could not procreate if all human beings were attracted to 80-year-olds, for instance. | |
| If they were never attracted to 20-year-olds and they were only attracted to 80-year-olds, there's no babies, right? | |
| So of course it makes sense that they're going to be attracted to 20-year-olds, right? | |
| That makes total sense. | |
| Like, there's no way around that. | |
| If that is also the case, that part of this is the fertility, and it has to be, then of course there's going to be ratios that would be good indicators for fertility. | |
| Of course, there is. | |
| I have a question. | |
| There's going to be like wide hips, or there's going to be this shape, or there's going to be health metrics, things like this. | |
| And I would say all of those would go into some kind of objective metric. | |
| But when you're asking about preference, that's where we get it conflated, Brian, is it preference? | |
| Or we're talking about, well, what does a person prefer with inside of those metrics? | |
| So perhaps you can agree, health is a really good standard, and everybody agrees that's a universal value. | |
| You have to be healthy, or I'm not attracted to you. | |
| Let's say 99% of people agree that that's true. | |
| But inside of that value, there's still a preference. | |
| And the preference is saying, but based on this, you know, I don't find them healthy enough, or this isn't what I consider to be good health. | |
| That's where the subjective value comes in. | |
| Okay. | |
| No, I agree with that. | |
| I mean, I was just answering Brian's question. | |
| Not trying to give you a length. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So wait, do you think it's subjective, objective? | |
| Well, I think that everything that Andrew just said is absolutely correct. | |
| I think that there is definitely standards of beauty. | |
| I think that there is definitely a golden ratio. | |
| But I do also want to bring up the point that because that there's even a conversation about what is beautiful and not beautiful goes to show that there's people who are not beautiful in this world. | |
| So how did those people come to be here? | |
| Did they just spawn? | |
| No, they were made because two people who were not beautiful made a child together. | |
| That's not even true. | |
| And that's not necessarily true. | |
| But yes, it is. | |
| But yes, it is. | |
| How did these people get to be here then? | |
| Really good-looking people can have a really ugly kid. | |
| No, but that's not the point. | |
| The point is that people will procreate together if there is a shared love there. | |
| They don't have to both be. | |
| And yes, it could be because not everyone fucking lives in LA, right? | |
| Where there's lots of beautiful women running around. | |
| But also, it's like, you know, you can't say that something like, I mean, I guess, no, you know what? | |
| I'm going to backtrack a little bit because I do think that attraction is definitely very important, but I think that it is extremely limiting to say so because I can speak for probably every woman here that we probably did in an ugly manner too in our lives. | |
| Yep. | |
| Okay. | |
| Cool. | |
| Wait, I actually want to challenge this solution. | |
| Please, no, no, no, please. | |
| Please, please, please. | |
| I'd like to challenge this. | |
| This is where we get to the universals. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So a couple things on this thing. | |
| So, one, you'll say, well, I did an ugly guy, but, and this, look, perhaps for some of you, this won't be the case, but the man has made up for it by being exceptional in some other category. | |
| Oh, no, no, no. | |
| The ugly guy was also horrible. | |
| Oh, that's on fair. | |
| That's the one I was telling you about earlier. | |
| I told you that was a mistake that I made. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, well, you're going to have to ask me questions. | |
| Wait. | |
| The ugly guy, was he taller than you? | |
| Yes, he was. | |
| How tall was he? | |
| He's taller than you. | |
| Not by much. | |
| He was 5'10. | |
| I'm 5'9. | |
| Yeah, and do you consider, like, for instance, almost all of you? | |
| Oh, no, but I updated short guys too, Chess. | |
| Are you insecure about your height? | |
| Are you insecure about your height? | |
| It has nothing to do with anything. | |
| Well, I'm six foot tall. | |
| Was there anything else you had? | |
| Was there anything else you had, babe? | |
| So anyway, back to where I was. | |
| I think Andrew likes me, guys. | |
| Or I was so rudely. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Continue. | |
| If you can, if we're talking about height universals, most women prefer men who are taller than them. | |
| So that would be universal. | |
| So we need to say, well, this guy's really ugly. | |
| Okay, yeah, maybe, but now we've just checked one of those universals, right? | |
| Sure. | |
| I think we're getting inside of the, we're in the category, but now we have preferences. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| No, absolutely. | |
| I think that also, like, so my term of saying, like, ugly guys, like, I definitely thought that he was attractive. | |
| All my friends did not. | |
| I don't know if it's the same thing for you guys. | |
| Like, where you're like, oh my God, this guy's so hot. | |
| Like, he's so fit, whatever. | |
| And you show it to your friends, and they're like, and they go, no, no, wait. | |
| Why were you attracted to him? | |
| Because it's really hard to explain. | |
| For me, I think that the main thing was pheromones, which is like horrible, which is a very real thing. | |
| So you smelled the guy. | |
| No, this is scientific. | |
| You can look this up. | |
| Andrew Babe, because you have Google on luck. | |
| Can you look this up? | |
| Pheromones are like an actual, really, real thing. | |
| So I'm asking the question I'm asking you. | |
| Yeah, but usually. | |
| Hold on, hold on. | |
| Yes. | |
| So the question I'm asking you is, what appealed you to him? | |
| And the only thing you can cite to is pheromones. | |
| Not the only thing. | |
| I said to start. | |
| If you would like. | |
| So I liked that he was very giving. | |
| He was very feminine. | |
| He was very in touch with his feminine side, but he was also very masculine. | |
| He was like, he took care of his health. | |
| I liked the way that he dressed. | |
| I liked the music that he listened to. | |
| Like, there was a lot of things that go into it where it's this kind of co- Did you like his personality? | |
| I did like his personality. | |
| When it first started, I liked his personality a lot. | |
| His personality is really what drew me in. | |
| I was very happy. | |
| The claim that I was about to make was, while perhaps you claim he wasn't good looking, he made up for it by being exceptional in comparison to other potential men who you could have dated in another category. | |
| No, but I thought he was attractive. | |
| Like I still do to this day think that he's attractive. | |
| My friends will disagree with me. | |
| If you think he's physically attractive. | |
| So that's what I'm saying about women. | |
| Because if you're saying, because you're saying, what are men going to think about me in 10 years? | |
| If I think that I'm hot in 10 years, then why does it fucking matter what a guy thinks about it? | |
| Maybe infertile women make up for it in other categories then, as you say. | |
| Maybe ugly women make up for another category because whatever. | |
| This is actually a very good point that you bring up when you're talking about other categories. | |
| I think that the prioritization between men and women in these other categories is vastly different. | |
| So I think that men will put up and prioritize beauty and physical standards much, much higher than women will. | |
| Whereas women are looking at an allocation of these different things, like perhaps resources, you know, social status, various things like this, where men are mostly just prioritizing for this. | |
| So when you say, well, what about these, you know, like other categories that men would be prioritizing for? | |
| I don't think they really prioritize for too many other categories. | |
| Right. | |
| To be honest with you, I really don't think they do very much. | |
| But there's some, like, I don't want to write off all guys because I think that there's some men who definitely aren't superficial. | |
| Like, there's some things that are going to be important. | |
| You can't be a bitch. | |
| You can't be insufferable. | |
| You can't have to guess them all the time. | |
| Like, there's some things I think that they would consider to be a priority. | |
| But the thing is, is like, there's also a lot of guys who will put up with a lot of fucking shit from a totally stupid bitch just because she's hot, right? | |
| This is so true. | |
| Yes. | |
| And you're like, what are you doing? | |
| She's insufferable. | |
| And they're like, yeah, but she's hot, bro. | |
| No, this is so true. | |
| And I hear that. | |
| But you can't write off all people. | |
| Yeah, no, no. | |
| So he's been wanting to talk forever. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Don't you think a lot of women put up with insufferable stuff from men? | |
| From Good Dick? | |
| I think so. | |
| I put up with a lot of shit for Good Dick. | |
| I'll tell you that. | |
| For one thing, I don't think that there are as many men who are as insufferable as there are. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I disagree on that so heavy. | |
| Like, that's insane that you just said. | |
| Really quick on that. | |
| Really quick on that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Who's typically the one to be labeled as nagging men or women? | |
| Probably women. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That doesn't mean they all. | |
| Just because they're labeled that way, because women are also labeled as sluts when men sleep with way more people than women. | |
| Women are the ones who call each other sluts more than no, dude. | |
| Oh, yeah, because we're reclaiming it. | |
| We're not the term. | |
| And we're fucking taking ownership of it. | |
| Who's the one out of the two that love bomb more at the start? | |
| Women do that too. | |
| Oh my god, no, dude. | |
| But I think it's a good point that she's making on the love bombing. | |
| But what I've noticed is that there's a difference in age, a distinction in age. | |
| So I think when women are in their 20s and late teens, definitely men seem to be love bombing the shit out of them. | |
| But then in the 30s, 40s, that role seems to reverse quite a bit as the physical, as the physical characteristics of the woman deteriorate. | |
| Okay. | |
| Interesting. | |
| I think that it's like it's really also, I think that human in general is something that should be really much brought up right now because there's a lot of evil women that I know who I think are fucking horrible and toxic and have all these things wrong with them. | |
| But it doesn't mean that I hate all women. | |
| Same thing, the reason that I think there's a lot of evil, horrible, and toxic men that I know, but I don't hate all men. | |
| I think it's like kind of, it's a little bit cheap to limit a generalization about an entire race of people just because one or two or a hundred of them are a certain way. | |
| Well, you know what? | |
| Okay, maybe not race. | |
| Sorry if I use the wrong terminology, but you understand what I mean. | |
| One gender. | |
| And that's where I don't like to generalize. | |
| I think that it's not good. | |
| I think you're correct, and then in another sense, not correct. | |
| So where I think you're correct is, yeah, I think it's probably unfair to say something. | |
| Like if a guy says all women are insufferable bitches, it seems totally unfair to me, right? | |
| But if you break it down in demographics, right? | |
| And you're like, most Western women are entitled. | |
| That seems like it's a fair statement. | |
| Now you're not disparaging all women. | |
| What you're doing is you're giving a category. | |
| You're showing the category. | |
| You're showing how most women who fit in this category meet this criteria. | |
| And so it's like, I think that those are fair statements. | |
| I just want to know who put that category there. | |
| It's almost like, listen, like really quick, I think that women are put into a box. | |
| It is, you are like, like the way that the questions you're asking me, do you think you're going to be more beautiful in 10 years, et cetera? | |
| Women are put into a box of beauty. | |
| So they don't prioritize other things about themselves. | |
| So the only thing that is important to themselves is how they look. | |
| And I think that that is extremely damaging. | |
| I really do. | |
| I think that it is something that needs to change. | |
| But I think it's also so unfortunate that we are put into this box of if you're beautiful, you are important. | |
| And if you're not, then you're not important. | |
| And then when women are obsessed with their beauty, we're called shallow. | |
| We're called all these words. | |
| We're called like, you know, and it's like, well, who put us there? | |
| You know, like, we didn't ask for this. | |
| We didn't sign up for this last time I checked. | |
| I personally want to be a professional. | |
| Do I like to look beautiful as well? | |
| Sure, but that's not my only thing that I care about about myself. | |
| I have so many things that I value more than just that. | |
| So that's why when we go back to that topic about what men think of me, I don't care. | |
| Men can think that about any other woman. | |
| I don't care. | |
| If a man thinks I'm smart, sure. | |
| Do I think that I'm smart? | |
| Yes. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Like, okay, I ended that kind of weird, but I started on the right note if that makes sense. | |
| Thank you. | |
| You're fine. | |
| Yeah, just wanted to put that out there because I agree with what you're saying that these are patterns that we do recognize, especially in this 21st century where the internet is so incredibly important into our daily lives and it is incredibly impactful. | |
| Girls growing up right now, they're seeing all these really, really beautiful women on their For You pages on their Instagrams, and they're thinking, well, I have to be like that. | |
| But they're not seeing the doctors, they're not seeing the lawyers, they're not seeing the activists. | |
| They're just seeing the beautiful woman. | |
| Or the beautiful doctors. | |
| Or the beautiful doctors, which is a thing too. | |
| You can be beautiful and be successful. | |
| But like, yeah, thank you for bringing that up as well. | |
| Like, I just wanted to make that very clear because it's almost like we're putting all of this pressure on what it's like to be beautiful when most of us didn't choose this. | |
| We're born. | |
| We were born this way. | |
| Thank you for that. | |
| Okay, Lucas, you two. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Lucas, try to be a little more tactful, man. | |
| You ratchet. | |
| You two cent brain idiot. | |
| The 90% numbers for the average woman. | |
| Look it up, you ratchet. | |
| It's science. | |
| Yes, mother, wife, daughter, son like me. | |
| It's objective. | |
| But I did say some variability. | |
| Okay, Lucas. | |
| I hope your mom likes you a little bit more now. | |
| Although, to be fair, actually, let me walk that back. | |
| You did say a pretty egregious thing to Lucas. | |
| No, I didn't. | |
| You said something about his mom. | |
| I said, I hope his mom doesn't like him. | |
| And I still think that's egregious. | |
| I think he can. | |
| I think he'll keep it. | |
| I'm definitely on Lucas's side. | |
| I think that you should hear, dude. | |
| Some of the things that these guys have been hitting to us today. | |
| Are you kidding? | |
| What are you doing about? | |
| She said that. | |
| Hold on. | |
| She said that she hopes. | |
| Because he was talking to finish, finish. | |
| No, in your own words, what did you say to Lucas? | |
| Oh, no, I know what I said to Lucas. | |
| What was I going to say? | |
| What Lucas said to us is that women lose their. | |
| What was it? | |
| He said something about fertility. | |
| And it's like, well, fertility is not the most important thing. | |
| Not everyone wants to have kids. | |
| These four women right here said that they don't really want to have kids. | |
| We didn't give a fuck. | |
| Yeah, so they're trying to school us on something that they don't even have an opinion on. | |
| So I said, I hope your mom doesn't like you because I fucking said that. | |
| I don't care. | |
| I'll stand by it. | |
| I'll stand by it. | |
| You don't have an opinion. | |
| Stop, stop. | |
| No, you're not. | |
| If I carried a woman, if I carried a baby in my womb for nine months and it came out and in 20 years it started saying a bunch of shit about women's fertility. | |
| What would actually, what's wrong with that? | |
| I think that they don't get an opinion because they're not a woman. | |
| Oh, exactly. | |
| Okay, hold on. | |
| A couple things here. | |
| Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. | |
| So, okay. | |
| The first thing is, is that I think. | |
| Your body, my choice, by the way. | |
| You would say that. | |
| It's okay, Andrew. | |
| We'll still love you. | |
| No, we won't. | |
| We still love Andrew. | |
| Somebody's got a charge ready to happen if it's yours. | |
| Let's be nice. | |
| Let's be nice. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| We're trying to have a productive conversation here last time I checked. | |
| It's impossible. | |
| Yeah, trying to. | |
| All right, so a couple things here. | |
| I think perhaps even though Lucas, you found what he said objectionable, or maybe he insulted you first to some degree. | |
| Let me apologize. | |
| To some degree. | |
| Sorry. | |
| There's a degree of proportionality that is justified. | |
| For example, you know, let's say somebody pokes you. | |
| That's wrong. | |
| Somebody shouldn't poke you. | |
| I don't give a fuck. | |
| I'll talk to you. | |
| Does it give you pretext to murder them? | |
| Probably not. | |
| Oh, I'm sorry. | |
| But me saying that to Lucas was not a murderer. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Had you not. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you know what an analogy is? | |
| I'm trying to explain. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Trying to articulate. | |
| Do I know what an analogy is? | |
| That was so condescending. | |
| Do you stop fucking autisming out or whatever the fuck you're doing? | |
| I'm poking. | |
| No old children. | |
| Did you stop? | |
| Okay, so I'm using an example to try to articulate the point. | |
| No, you did not literally murder Lucas. | |
| That's not what I meant. | |
| That's not what I meant. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And it's not what I meant either. | |
| So now that we've. | |
| God damn. | |
| No, let him finish. | |
| Let him finish. | |
| Oh, I'm just laughing. | |
| Now, you said that men aren't allowed to have a position. | |
| I said men shouldn't. | |
| On what? | |
| Have a position on anything about woman's fertility. | |
| Why? | |
| Because it's the woman's just decision to have a child whenever she wants to have the child. | |
| Hold on. | |
| You need to better articulate. | |
| You need a better. | |
| So men can't have opinions on this. | |
| No, I said that if a woman wants to have a kid at 35, why does that make her like, what did that statistic do? | |
| Like, what? | |
| What prevalence was that statistic? | |
| He's making the claim that women are barred from having children. | |
| He was just pointing out an objective fact. | |
| Right. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| To that, you said men should not even be able to have a conversation. | |
| Okay, whoa, That's not. | |
| You think I'm misrepresenting what you said? | |
| I think you are completely misrepresenting what I said. | |
| I'm not allowed to have an opinion on that. | |
| I think that I made a joke and I said, I hope your mom doesn't like you. | |
| And we've been doing a lot of satire tonight because I know that you and Andrew have both been doing a lot of that. | |
| You're not allowed to statement. | |
| No, but. | |
| And then just be like, oh, it's a show. | |
| No, I do think that men should not have opinions about what happens with a woman's body, including growing a child. | |
| I do think that. | |
| Because they don't have any, because other than the sperm, they have no, they don't grow the baby themselves. | |
| They're not the ones who are men can have children until they are literally on their deathbed. | |
| Women only have a certain amount of time through mental menopause. | |
| Let me just go ahead and grant to you that in the scenario I'm about to give you, this is a man who's not even involved in the woman's life, doesn't even know her. | |
| Explain to me why the man can't have an opinion on, for example, the fact that women have a kind of narrow fertility window. | |
| And I'll even bring it here because I think this is where you're going. | |
| Why can't men have an opinion on abortion? | |
| No, I okay. | |
| I would like to respond to both of those points. | |
| I think that you are taking it as a, I don't think that men should have opinion at all. | |
| And I think it's because they're using it in a condescending way. | |
| I think that men have words that came out of your opinion. | |
| Yeah, yes, absolutely. | |
| I think that I think that we're like, I don't want this to get aggressive here because I'm really not trying to be. | |
| So I think that what I was trying to say is that I think that the way that it was worded was really kind of pushing a point that there is a point where a woman is not valuable anymore. | |
| And that is what that statistic was trying to give me. | |
| I don't think. | |
| No, please just let me finish. | |
| Because if I'm going to let you finish, please just allow me to. | |
| But I'm the host, so. | |
| Okay, sure, no. | |
| Go ahead, baby. | |
| That's okay. | |
| That's okay. | |
| So here's the issue. | |
| Here's the issue: is that so you made you're you're bringing it back to what he said. | |
| I'll just go ahead and grant that you think what he said is totally objectionable. | |
| You then made a claim, you then made a statement saying men should, I'm kind of paraphrasing here, men should not have opinions on this. | |
| On a woman's body and what happens in it. | |
| Okay, so that is your position. | |
| Yeah, absolutely. | |
| I stand by that. | |
| I'm not joking. | |
| No. | |
| Joke. | |
| Okay, so let's explore that. | |
| When you say men are not allowed to have an opinion on these topics, why? | |
| I think that you are allowed to have a, I think that you are allowed to study facts. | |
| I think that there's lots of male doctors who study fertility, and that's a very different thing. | |
| But when it comes to some random guy who really doesn't know a whole lot about the subject, and he's over here telling me that my value decreases after 35 because I can't have a kid anymore, like that just reads, rubs me the wrong way, I guess. | |
| Okay, so and if I'm reading that, and no, no, please, because if I if I interpreted that wrong, then I will 100% say that. | |
| Like, I will be wrong. | |
| That's okay. | |
| I'm okay with being wrong. | |
| That's totally cool. | |
| Let's just say he's in favor of killing puppies. | |
| I don't give a fuck what he said. | |
| I'm exploring your claim now, which was, and here, I'll just bring it to the ultimate conclusion. | |
| Is your position that men should not have an opinion on abortion? | |
| Yes, absolutely. | |
| Okay, why? | |
| Because the man isn't the one who is deciding whether or not to grow the child. | |
| The man doesn't have any really. | |
| After the insemination, the man has no responsibility to care for that child, to raise that child, or to not do those things. | |
| If he's worried about abortion, if he wants to be a dad, absolutely. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| If that's the situation, then that is a conversation between you and your partner. | |
| Who am I? | |
| Who am I to tell you what you think? | |
| Okay, I get it. | |
| I'll grant the argument to you. | |
| Please. | |
| Because it's your body, nobody should have the body, my choice, but okay. | |
| No, he was joking, I'm pretty sure. | |
| I hope he's not. | |
| I think he was funny. | |
| He was joking. | |
| Go ahead, Andrew. | |
| It wasn't a joke. | |
| I think that men should abortion, absolutely. | |
| Or at least be involved. | |
| And not only do I think so, I'm going to give you a counter-argument now, and I'd like to actually hear what you have to say about this. | |
| Please. | |
| Men can be drafted and sent to war. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Who made those rules? | |
| Stop talking and let me finish my point. | |
| True. | |
| Women can vote to send men to war and cannot themselves be drafted to go to that war. | |
| Women did not decide that system up. | |
| Stop talking. | |
| I just let all of you spurred the fuck out for like five minutes and didn't say anything. | |
| At least let me make the argument. | |
| Okay? | |
| Because women can vote to send men to war and they themselves cannot be drafted for a war, that means that it's men's body and not their choice. | |
| It's the same exact fucking logic, same logic. | |
| But no, it's not. | |
| Not at all. | |
| Women didn't make those rules. | |
| And it's the men making the rules about the women's body. | |
| The men made the rules about who gets drafted. | |
| They don't want women in war. | |
| They're not the men in charge, no. | |
| No. | |
| Seriously. | |
| No, let's talk about it. | |
| This is a really great conversation to have. | |
| Okay, great. | |
| I know lots of women who want to be in the military, but they're not allowed to actually fight. | |
| They have to be. | |
| Let's use that line of logic then. | |
| Because men decided it, therefore it's okay. | |
| Well, then men decided you can't have abortion. | |
| No, that is not what I said. | |
| That is not what I said. | |
| It just stopped. | |
| That is what you said. | |
| No, it is not. | |
| Here's your counter syllogism. | |
| I'm going to give it to you. | |
| I'm going to give you your whole syllogism. | |
| Premise one: a person's body is individualized to themselves. | |
| Premise two, because a person's body is individualized to themselves, nobody should be able to tell another person what they can or can't do with their body. | |
| Right? | |
| Conclusion: men should not be able to tell women that they can't have abortions because it's not their body. | |
| That is your syllogism, right? | |
| Yes, I don't think that men should be drafted either. | |
| I don't think anyone should be drafted. | |
| Stop, just stop. | |
| I just gave you the syllogism. | |
| You know, I'm giving you your position correctly because you just agreed I was. | |
| So I'll give you the counter syllogism. | |
| Premise one: men, right, would still, they would be individuals in charge of their body, just like your first premise. | |
| Premise two, they should have complete and total autonomy over it because it's theirs. | |
| Conclusion: women should never be allowed to vote to send men to war if they cannot themselves be drafted because they now have command over somebody else's body, correct? | |
| Yes, I agree. | |
| I agree with you. | |
| I don't think that that should happen. | |
| Now, hang on. | |
| Now that you agree with all that, your counter-argument to this was that, but men made those rules. | |
| If that is the counter-argument, and because men made those rules, therefore those rules are just, then my campaign is not. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| I said, but men made those rules, so that's why you can't be mad at woman for that. | |
| I'm like, almost done. | |
| Because what are you talking about? | |
| I swear he can make a response. | |
| I'm not supposed to be. | |
| All I wanted to do was make sure you understood my position. | |
| I understood your question. | |
| We did. | |
| The condescension is actually crazy in here. | |
| I've been very, very respectful this entire time. | |
| You're still spurting out. | |
| Just calm down. | |
| You'll spill out. | |
| And we can have the money. | |
| Ladies, ladies, calm down. | |
| You calm down. | |
| So, anyway, back to where I was. | |
| If it is not your argument that because men made those rules, therefore it's just, then what is your argument for why women should be able to vote to send men to war? | |
| We never said that. | |
| I never said that men should have to be sent to war. | |
| I don't think anyone should have to be drafted. | |
| I don't think that that is just at all. | |
| I think that you should join the military upon your own volition. | |
| I've never said that. | |
| I don't think anyone should have to have to have anything about their lives decided for them. | |
| So you're answers to abolish the draft. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Yes, absolutely. | |
| So if there was a foreign enemy, like let's say China, who was going to invade the United States and you needed soldiers very, very, very quickly, you'd think the government should not be allowed to draft its population. | |
| I think complaining about women being drawn from the state. | |
| I'm saying we need men to win. | |
| I think that ideally we live in a country where our governments don't get into that kind of like what's the word? | |
| Ideally, because you're bringing up a hypothetical scenario as well. | |
| So if I can bring my hypothetical scenario in. | |
| It's happened in the United States. | |
| Yeah, it happened. | |
| It was attacked by foreign entities. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, but when have they actually been on American soil? | |
| They attacked Hawaii. | |
| Yeah, World War II, that was literally like 60 years ago. | |
| It was more than 60 years ago. | |
| Okay, well, exactly. | |
| That was long ago. | |
| All I said to you was there's examples of this having happened already. | |
| And you're like, but that was 50 years. | |
| So what? | |
| So what if it's 50, 60, 70, 80, 100 years? | |
| Women couldn't vote. | |
| 100 years ago, does that not matter? | |
| What? | |
| No, because, no, you know, it's so funny that you were bringing up those points about what was it called? | |
| The term that you used about the arguments. | |
| And he's just bringing up woman voting that has nothing to do with what we're talking about. | |
| But all of a sudden, it's a good point when he says it. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I think that this conversation needs to come to an end because we're clearly not going to agree. | |
| I don't think that anybody, man or woman, should have any government control over anything that they do, whether it comes to their bodies, their health care, or their service to our country. | |
| I'm a patriot. | |
| Every time we get to the point where we test your logic, you want to shut the conversation. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| I am. | |
| I have this opinion, Andrew. | |
| And what I think is what method is. | |
| What the fuck are you talking about, actually? | |
| Let me logically test this opinion to see if it's sound. | |
| Let me logically test your argument, see if it's sound. | |
| You're like, I am agreeing with you. | |
| I said that the logical argument that you made and then the second conclusion that you made are true. | |
| I don't think that men should be drafted. | |
| I don't think that the government should have control over women's bodies. | |
| Yeah, but that is what we're testing now: whether or not you actually think men or women should not be drafted. | |
| I don't think that anyone should be drafted. | |
| I think that ideally we live in a country where people are patriotic and they want to fight for this country. | |
| And that if there should be a war where there is a foreign enemy who is attacking us, that we have enough people, which by the way, we already do because there's tons of benefits in the military. | |
| You get all these different benefits. | |
| Lots of people are in the military because they want to be in the military. | |
| I am not against the military. | |
| I am very for this country. | |
| I'm very for this government. | |
| But I think that there's different ways that we could go about it. | |
| Back to the question I actually asked you. | |
| You asked me if we should have a draft if there is to be someone invading our country. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And we need military people. | |
| I think that no, there shouldn't be. | |
| And if there is, then it should be open to all genders. | |
| think it should just be meant yeah but but if that was the case then i'm not saying that something is Yo, yo, yo, you gotta let he started talking. | |
| You had just let him talk. | |
| Absolutely, yeah. | |
| So anyway, if you see, so your claim, your first claim is no, right? | |
| No. | |
| They just shouldn't be able to draft the citizenry in order to protect the country, right? | |
| And if they do. | |
| No, no, no, not if they do. | |
| They shouldn't, right? | |
| Yeah, so that's the claim is that they should not. | |
| So if you had an enemy who was invading who said, for instance, that their intended purpose was to enslave all of the women of the United States and put them in camps to do essay to them all day long, like the Japanese did in Nanking, for instance, right? | |
| Do you think that then the American government should draft the citizenry of the nation in order to protect the women? | |
| I think that then at that point, the American people would join the military by their own. | |
| Oh, I have the question too. | |
| Let us assume that they're not, though. | |
| Well, why are we assuming that they're not? | |
| Why does it have to be to your standard? | |
| When I bring something up, I'm not logical, but you're bringing up something completely illogical. | |
| Hypothetical, test your logic, because it's baked into the hypothetical terms. | |
| Testing my logic? | |
| Because it's based in the. | |
| Yes, it's baked in the hypothetical test. | |
| This is crazy. | |
| Andrew, do you think in that scenario you think that's a good thing? | |
| It doesn't matter what I think. | |
| Yeah, do you think? | |
| No, because if it doesn't matter, then why does it matter? | |
| Well, you know what, though? | |
| No, wait, actually, it's my position to know your position. | |
| It's not necessarily a problem. | |
| I'm not interested. | |
| Before we do get any kind of, because I am trying not to, like, you know, obviously this is a hypothetical talking about. | |
| I do want to bring up the fact that in the beginning of this episode, they did talk about how Andrew and Brian would be playing a devil's advocate and that that is the whole point is to get us to have opinions. | |
| So I would like us to not get angry at Andrew because these might not even be things that he believes in. | |
| This is just because he wants to get my opinion. | |
| So I just, before we get angry, I just want to say that. | |
| I think that it is a good point to bring up to talk about in these situations if something would or would not be to happen. | |
| I think that if that was the situation, that if there was going to be a draft, it should not be limited to only men because that is discrimination. | |
| It should be to everyone. | |
| But now you switch the argument. | |
| No, but no, because you're making me, you're forcing me to. | |
| What else am I supposed to do in this situation? | |
| I don't think that there should be a draft. | |
| True. | |
| Which is just calm down. | |
| I'm not forcing you to. | |
| I'm trying to show you, right? | |
| If you say the answer is there should not be a draft, then is it not the entailment of that that if the United States was attacked by a foreign entity who wanted to essay all the women who were here and made that their stated goal, that under your logic, then we would not be able to draft any of the men in order to protect the country from this enemy. | |
| That would be the entailment, right? | |
| I think that there would have to be some sort of mandate made. | |
| I am not, I know, obviously. | |
| Right? | |
| Okay, where does that is that in the Constitution that, or is that, sorry, is that one of our amendments that there's a draft? | |
| No. | |
| Where does that come from? | |
| Because like, just remind me, just remind the audience really quick where that comes from. | |
| I would have to pull up the exact details. | |
| Okay, so if it's something that is not written directly in our Constitution or our Bill of Rights, then that's something that can be changed by the Supreme Court, by the Congress, by the president. | |
| So if we were inevitably going to be in a war where it is a world war, where there is foreign enemies attacking us, I think that our government could probably change a few rules around. | |
| To say what, though? | |
| To say that if we need to fight for our country, then we should. | |
| And I think that honestly. | |
| It would be a draft then. | |
| So that negates your position. | |
| You're literally, you're forcing me into a corner here. | |
| I don't know what more you want me to say. | |
| Well, all I'm listening, I just want you to understand. | |
| I'm not trying to trick you. | |
| I'm trying to say. | |
| I don't feel tricked. | |
| I feel kind of like just confused. | |
| I'm trying to show you something super important. | |
| I'm just walking you through when somebody says, I think this shouldn't be the case, right? | |
| This shouldn't be the case right now in this country right now where there's no MNM. | |
| I know, I know, I know. | |
| But if you say, I think X thing shouldn't be the case, I go, okay, that's fair, right? | |
| Why? | |
| You go, well, because of these reasons. | |
| And I say, okay, well, let me test those reasons with a scenario, right? | |
| And see if those reasons hold up. | |
| So in this case, you say, nobody should ever get drafted. | |
| That ought never to happen. | |
| And I say, okay, but what about in this scenario where we're attacked by a foreign entity who wants to essay everything? | |
| We don't have enough troops, right? | |
| Should we do it then? | |
| You say yes. | |
| Well, then now I know that you do believe in a draft just under certain conditionals, right? | |
| Well, you just said there's not going to be enough military. | |
| So what do you want me to say? | |
| Let my country burn? | |
| Is that what you want me to say? | |
| Right. | |
| Well, that would be. | |
| But I'm not talking about a draft. | |
| Also, where did this draft come in? | |
| Because I thought we were talking about something completely. | |
| We were talking about women's rights. | |
| So where does this come from? | |
| I'll explain to you. | |
| Does this have to do with the policy? | |
| Because women's rights has nothing to do. | |
| Women's rights has nothing to do with the control. | |
| Bodily autonomy. | |
| It's because we're talking about bodily autonomy. | |
| That's where the draft came from. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I need to pee. | |
| Can someone else talk about this to him? | |
| That's why it's super important. | |
| I thought this was about dating, like he said. | |
| Me too. | |
| Yeah. | |
| How did we get here? | |
| If you're talking about the podcast, this is all topic. | |
| Like it's totally. | |
| If you can say, here's a realistic scenario in which I would suspend your bodily autonomy based on my personal safety, right? | |
| Which is what we're talking about. | |
| And we just walked through it and you said you, you said you would do it. | |
| You said you said you would do that. | |
| I do think that, but how does that relate to abortion? | |
| Because there's no situation in which I think that a man should have a right over a woman's abortion. | |
| Right, except that. | |
| No, there's no except. | |
| But what if it's not? | |
| How do you know? | |
| If it's his child, how are you going to say he's not going to be a man? | |
| He doesn't have a right over that, though. | |
| Because it's a fetus. | |
| Sorry, it's not even a fetus. | |
| It's an embryo. | |
| It's not even an embryo. | |
| It sells. | |
| Okay, but it's still a child being if that man wants to, you know what? | |
| No, here's the thing. | |
| If that man wants to go ahead and pay for that kid for the rest of his damn life, then so be it. | |
| But that's why it's choice. | |
| Choice means that you can have the right to choose. | |
| Choice does not mean that everyone has to get an abortion. | |
| That's literally not what that means. | |
| It means that if you want to get one, you can. | |
| And if you don't want to get one, you don't have to. | |
| So what about when a woman has a baby, but the dad doesn't want the baby? | |
| Should he have the option to opt out of being a parent like a mother does? | |
| No, because the mother doesn't have that option. | |
| She had to do it. | |
| The baby's born. | |
| The baby's not. | |
| But she has the option to opt out. | |
| Yeah, and the mother can't give it up for adoption. | |
| There's many different policies around the country where you can leave it at the fire station, you can leave it at the police station. | |
| Woman can. | |
| Well, no, if the woman leaves it, how are they going to know who's the father? | |
| No, but if the woman wants to keep it, the father cannot escape his responsibility. | |
| I disagree. | |
| You don't want it. | |
| You can then win. | |
| Wait, Hold on. | |
| No, you can win that quirky. | |
| I want to have this back and forth. | |
| I need to pee. | |
| I'm going to let you go. | |
| Okay, you go pee. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| I'll have the back and forth with you. | |
| So just to be clear, could you repeat that? | |
| So I said, well, what if the mom wants to keep the child and she actually goes through with the pregnancy and then shut up back there? | |
| And she has the kid, right? | |
| Okay. | |
| But the father doesn't want to. | |
| He never has the option to opt out. | |
| So can you repeat what you said? | |
| He should have worn a condom. | |
| Okay. | |
| Now, this is an interesting argument to me. | |
| Can't we just say the same thing to women when it comes to abortion? | |
| Yeah, but they can get an abortion. | |
| Yeah, but you could have had him wear a condom or you could have been on birthday. | |
| There's nothing wrong with getting an abortion. | |
| Let me explore that also. | |
| Do you think there should be a cutoff? | |
| There is, isn't there? | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, do you think there should be a cutoff? | |
| Yeah, definitely. | |
| When's the cutoff? | |
| I can't remember. | |
| I don't know the. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| When do you think is right? | |
| I haven't looked at how the fetus develops. | |
| I don't know the specific month. | |
| I think, is it 24 weeks? | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| Something like that. | |
| But you think there is one. | |
| I think there should be a cutoff, yeah. | |
| So from that point, what do you think, Brian? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Like, because you're saying if the cutoff point is, say, I don't know, I don't know what it is either, but if it's 24 weeks, then a father should be able to opt out up to those 24 weeks. | |
| I don't know. | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| I don't know. | |
| What's just interesting, so like you're saying that, well, for men, men should keep their legs closed. | |
| But if we were to make that same argument when it came to women wanting to get abortions, you'd find that incredibly objectionable. | |
| Men should keep their legs closed because they don't have a choice. | |
| Women have a choice. | |
| Oh, wait, men don't have a choice. | |
| Nope. | |
| I thought you were pro-choice. | |
| Yeah, but. | |
| Oh, so women can have choices. | |
| Women can't stop. | |
| Women can escape from responsibility, but men can't. | |
| It's not about escaping from responsibility. | |
| Yes, it is. | |
| No, it's not. | |
| If the responsibility, if there's a government that says you can't have an abortion and women want to get an abortion, and so you've got the abortion. | |
| Well, cool. | |
| But you would be escaping from the responsibility of having to go through with the pregnancy despite your wishes not to. | |
| Maybe let's rephrase the terminology. | |
| Let's think about the word abortion. | |
| Say it's not actually aborting a fetus or baby or whatever you want to call it. | |
| A woman is aborting her parental responsibility. | |
| Shouldn't a father also have that opportunity to abort his responsibility to that child? | |
| I don't know, but I think a lot of women, when they're about to have an abortion, do, or considering it, I mean, I don't know. | |
| But I think they do talk to their partners usually and get their opinion from people I know who've had abortions. | |
| They've not just made that decision. | |
| I think also you're not like working. | |
| Nope, nope, nope. | |
| Okay, so here, let me ask you this. | |
| What do you think about men who don't take care of their kids? | |
| Are they deadbeat dads? | |
| Well, the kid who's alive, the kid who's breathing and alive? | |
| Yeah, they're deadbeats. | |
| Do women who abort their children, are they murderers? | |
| No. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I think they're taking abortion way too lately. | |
| Every woman who gets an abortion does not take it lately. | |
| It is not a late task. | |
| I'm having that soon share. | |
| They had the kid when they're not in a good position. | |
| So women who get abortions, are they deadbeat moms? | |
| No. | |
| Okay, so just to be clear, a father who just doesn't want to be financially involved or parentally involved, deadbeat. | |
| But a woman who literally ends a life, not an older. | |
| It's not. | |
| I mean, you can think that, but I disagree. | |
| When do you think is the cutoff? | |
| Like, do you believe there's a cutoff or I am not a doctor, and neither are you? | |
| What's your opinion? | |
| My opinion is that as soon as, like, okay, listen, there is probably a mark. | |
| Up until birth? | |
| I don't think it's up until birth. | |
| I think that there's probably. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm not a scientist. | |
| Would you agree heartbeat? | |
| Do you think? | |
| Probably. | |
| That sounds about right to me. | |
| So, okay, at what point should a woman not be able to get an abortion? | |
| Probably when there is some sort of heartbeat, when there's a formation of an actual what looks like a fetus in the womb. | |
| I don't think that, I think that when there is simply a clump of cells, I think that also we're talking about a little bit too lately. | |
| Well, sure, everybody is, but I. Are they able to murder you? | |
| No, but this is a different story. | |
| And I understand that you're playing devil's advocate here, but I think that there's also something. | |
| And if you're not, then maybe you can have your opinion and that's fine. | |
| But at the end of the day, abortion is not something that anybody should take lightly. | |
| It is a very, very difficult thing. | |
| And it's a medical procedure. | |
| It is someone doing surgery on the inside of your fucking womb. | |
| Or piss. | |
| The woman come out of that. | |
| They don't feel good about it. | |
| They're like, oh, well, just got my abortion. | |
| But let me also say one more thing, and then I'll shut up if that's what you want. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| think that the legislature that wants to ban abortions also wants to ban contraceptive care and i think that that's fake news no it's not no it's not It says it's fake news. | |
| What you mean? | |
| Yeah, literally what? | |
| No. | |
| I mean, but good. | |
| No, but we shouldn't ban contraceptive. | |
| So if you don't want someone to have an abortion, then they should have access to a plan B. If you don't want women to have a plan B, they should have access to birth control and they should have access to condoms. | |
| Explain to me why it was then that there was less, far less, babies born out of wedlock before we ever had any contraception. | |
| Probably because of rape? | |
| No. | |
| Sure. | |
| No, I'm not supposed to say that word. | |
| Probably because of our word. | |
| That's the opposite. | |
| That would literally be the opposite. | |
| So I ask you the question, why were less babies born out of wedlock? | |
| Oh, less. | |
| Right? | |
| And you say because of rape. | |
| Wait, I didn't understand the question. | |
| I thought you said more. | |
| There's a lot of things. | |
| This isn't about dating anymore. | |
| This is about bullshit. | |
| Just the final question on this, though. | |
| Do you both have to do it? | |
| Hold on, hold on. | |
| Like, these conversations are going to be a little bit more difficult. | |
| See, I would never get a man who has to do with the sales phase between men and women everywhere. | |
| Of course, of course, this is related to dating. | |
| Political leaning is related to dating. | |
| How your personality is related to dating. | |
| What you think about issues related about dating. | |
| If men and women think differently than each other, Brian's signatures. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| What are you saying, Brian? | |
| Brian, baby. | |
| Brian, baby. | |
| Okay, so final question on this, then we're going to move it forward immediately. | |
| So, do you guys think that men should pay child support before the child is born? | |
| No, no. | |
| No. | |
| Only if it's for medical expenses, I do. | |
| Is that a thing? | |
| Medical expenses, yeah. | |
| No, no, no, it's not a thing, but you think that, like, the woman, she wants to, she's definitely going to have the kid. | |
| Do you think men should start, you know, there's a lot of expenses even prior to the child being born, medical expenses. | |
| Should men have to pay child support before the child is even born? | |
| Okay, well, have to is a strong term because usually child support is depending on a court case. | |
| So there is usually that a woman will take a man to court. | |
| So are you saying that you think that a man should morally feel... | |
| We're asking about the moral imperative. | |
| Okay, do I think that a man should... | |
| I think that if a man and a woman are having a child together, that they should both foot those bills themselves together. | |
| Do I think that a man should pay for the whole thing? | |
| Absolutely not. | |
| The woman is also paying for it. | |
| You're answering a question that wasn't even asked. | |
| What are you talking about then? | |
| Yes. | |
| He's asking if a man gets a chick knocked up, right, should he have to pay for the care if she decides to keep the baby clear up through the pregnancy? | |
| I think that that should be taken to court. | |
| Just medical court. | |
| I think it should be taken to court. | |
| I think that if the man didn't want the baby, then he shouldn't have to pay. | |
| Hold on, hold on, Harry. | |
| Hold on. | |
| The moral imperative. | |
| Not to the mother baby. | |
| Brian is speaking. | |
| Shut up. | |
| What? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| So, I don't understand. | |
| I don't understand your position of it should be. | |
| What color is your crystal? | |
| It should be brought to court. | |
| Because all child support cases, that doesn't come out of thin air. | |
| The man has to pay a certain amount of money if it's brought to court and the judge decides that this man owes a certain amount of money. | |
| If the child is actually his, he's going to be forced to pay child support. | |
| I think that there's different situations. | |
| There's not a scenario where a woman brings a man to court over child support and paternity is established that he's going to be able to escape from 18 plus. | |
| So then he shouldn't have gotten a woman pregnant. | |
| That's my opinion. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh, geez. | |
| Okay. | |
| I think you should have used a damn condom then, and she should have been on birth control. | |
| Okay. | |
| What if they call them rips? | |
| That's happened. | |
| Then take a plan B. I'm so sick of you people. | |
| Plan B felt. | |
| Pan B felt. | |
| Make the same argument. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Why did you say that to her? | |
| That was me. | |
| I didn't say it to her. | |
| Yeah, you did. | |
| You said I'm saying. | |
| Then take plan B. You're upset, you people. | |
| That's not. | |
| And then she responded afterwards. | |
| That's not. | |
| You're taking my words out of context. | |
| Out of all respect, plan B did not work for me. | |
| Lighten the mood. | |
| Calm down. | |
| I'm trying to lighten the mood. | |
| So then what happened? | |
| What did you do? | |
| I had surgery. | |
| So there we go. | |
| So you think that she's morally wrong for doing that? | |
| Plan B didn't work for me. | |
| How many abortions have you had? | |
| Yeah, how many have you had? | |
| Yeah, how many have you had, yeah? | |
| Because we're all talking about hypotheticals here when, in reality, do you know a woman who's gone through that? | |
| It's not a fucking easy task. | |
| I haven't. | |
| I haven't had any to answer your question. | |
| So then why are you arguing for people who have been irresponsible? | |
| I haven't murdered anybody either. | |
| It's not murder. | |
| I don't get it. | |
| Like, oh, Andrew has never murdered a person. | |
| Therefore, Andrew can't have an opinion on murders? | |
| I don't know. | |
| So I have a question. | |
| I have a question. | |
| If a woman is raped and becomes pregnant from it, sorry, sorry. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Hang on. | |
| If a woman is essayed, if a woman is essayed and becomes pregnant from it, and she terminates that pregnancy, and which becomes a murder charge, do you think that she has a right to kill her rapist? | |
| Sorry. | |
| No, I answered your question. | |
| I'm going to answer your question directly, but I want to promise from you. | |
| Sorry, I apologize. | |
| I'm going to censor that from now on. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Hang on. | |
| Hang on. | |
| God, let me answer. | |
| I'm going to answer your question directly, but I want to promise that after I give you the answer, you let me give an explanation without spurting the fuck out. | |
| You promise? | |
| I want you to say, I promise. | |
| I promise. | |
| All right. | |
| So the answer is yes. | |
| She should have to, she should carry the pregnancy to term. | |
| And here's my reasoning for why. | |
| So the idea here is that if you are SA'd, are you allowed to go home and kill one of your other children? | |
| The answer to this: hang on. | |
| Before you chimp, before you fucking go fucking ballistic, calm the fuck down and just listen. | |
| Okay? | |
| You're not allowed to go home and kill one of your other children. | |
| Why? | |
| Because you're murdering a life. | |
| Because you are SA'd does not then give you the right to kill somebody else just because you're SA. | |
| That makes no sense. | |
| So the same logic would be applied here. | |
| You don't believe this is a human life, so it's always justified. | |
| However, I do believe it's a human life. | |
| So what you're actually saying to me is, Andrew, because I was SA'd, do I now have permission to murder? | |
| And the answer is no, of course not. | |
| We don't see it as murder. | |
| I just, I'm really disappointed in Andrew because you seem like a really logical guy, and this is just a really disappointing, frankly. | |
| Everything that you're saying. | |
| It's not disappointing to me. | |
| It's not surprising. | |
| Saying that you're disappointed by an argument or not refuting the argument is what's fucking disappointing. | |
| There's nothing that I can say that I, that you can, you're going to tell me that I'm blowing up. | |
| You're going to tell me that I am making illogical arguments. | |
| That's my, if my rebuttal is my rebuttal, then how? | |
| What I'll do is I'll listen carefully to your argument. | |
| I'll think about it. | |
| I'll conditionalize it. | |
| I'll see if it makes sense or doesn't make sense. | |
| And I'll either give you a counter argument or I'll agree with you. | |
| So, do you trust? | |
| I'm doing the whole night. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Mayor. | |
| Do you trust a doctor? | |
| Okay, if you get cancer, do you trust a doctor to cure that cancer? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| If you break a bone, do you trust that doctor to fix your bone and to get you back on your feet or whatever it is? | |
| Sure. | |
| Okay. | |
| So if a doctor has the same moral imperative to cure your cancer and to fix a bone, and they also are able to terminate a pregnancy, why do you think that that is now all of a sudden something completely different? | |
| It's different than a surgery. | |
| Well, I'm so you're making a category here. | |
| I'll explain. | |
| So I agree with you: a doctor can terminate a pregnancy, not that he ought to do so. | |
| So what we're talking about here is a moral imperative about whether a doctor should or should not do this. | |
| Like, for instance, you agree with me that a doctor could cut off your arm right now, right? | |
| Yeah, but they wouldn't the same way that they would. | |
| Hang on, hang on, hang on. | |
| You agree with me that they could, right? | |
| Sure. | |
| I just answered yes. | |
| They could, but they won't. | |
| Yes, they could. | |
| But should they? | |
| She's going to come back to the panel or not. | |
| Should they? | |
| Should they, what, cut off your arm? | |
| Should they cut off your arm? | |
| Even though they can't. | |
| Obviously, they shouldn't. | |
| That's not part of their medical profession. | |
| They shouldn't. | |
| So you asking me the question of, can a doctor do this? | |
| My answer is: of course, they can do it, but should they do it? | |
| Yes, they should. | |
| It's a medical procedure like anything else. | |
| I think that you're misunderstanding. | |
| Have you actually tracked what it's like? | |
| You have kids yourself, right? | |
| So you watched through your wife's pregnancies, if there was multiple, how that child grew. | |
| Right? | |
| So there's a certain point where that child is quite literally a clump of cells about that big. | |
| I'm not saying that a kid who is in their. | |
| Are you aware that all scientists consider that human life? | |
| All. | |
| So is a plant, then. | |
| So is everything. | |
| You eat steak. | |
| You eat steak. | |
| Is that murder? | |
| I agree that I killed the cow, yeah. | |
| But that's not murder in your books because it's not a human person. | |
| Like, what? | |
| A fetus isn't a human. | |
| I don't give animals the same moral consideration I give humans, but I still consider them animals. | |
| So you consider humans animals. | |
| Humans are animals. | |
| Humans are, yeah, Homo sapiens, sapiens. | |
| Okay. | |
| I give moral consideration to the category of animal that is human being. | |
| How many considerations are you? | |
| I do not give moral consideration to the category that is not human being. | |
| Can I say something? | |
| So therefore I'm not going to be able to do that. | |
| That does not care. | |
| That doesn't make any sense. | |
| Something she's at me and blast a deer in the fucking brain and watch his brain go everywhere and I go out there and I cut his ass up and I munch his ass down and he's delicious. | |
| He's delicious. | |
| You're so manly. | |
| I'm going to do it again the next year. | |
| Not really. | |
| I have no moral consideration for a fucking deer. | |
| It has nothing to do with the human category. | |
| Nothing. | |
| All right. | |
| Make your thing and then I'm moving this shit. | |
| Yeah, I would like to move this on. | |
| I don't know how helpful it is, but I see both sides. | |
| Like, honestly, like, and I maybe, again, it's not helpful. | |
| I definitely see as a female having that option to abort. | |
| Like, let's say if it is in the SA situation, I totally, like, of course, like, I'm a female. | |
| Like, I know so many women in my life that have had to do that. | |
| Like, so, but also, I see your side as well. | |
| Um, how you can feel passionate about how a fetus is still alive. | |
| And, like, I can see that, you know what I'm saying? | |
| So, I feel torn. | |
| So, I know that's not helpful, but I just want to say that I see both sides, and I think that you both have good points. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just don't get pregnant if you don't want to. | |
| Well, that's another thing, too. | |
| If a man wants a baby so bad, he should have a baby with a woman who wants to have that baby too. | |
| Yeah, but if you don't want to have a baby, then keep your legs closed or be on birth control or make him wear a condom. | |
| Sure, yeah. | |
| Don't get an abortion. | |
| Absolutely like that, though. | |
| Don't let it get to that point, but that's why contraceptives should be absolutely available. | |
| It's like right now, women are having sex. | |
| Wait, he's crazy. | |
| Brian's moving on. | |
| Brian's moving on. | |
| He has a lot of chats. | |
| There's a backlog, so don't come rail. | |
| No, we're going to go. | |
| Nope. | |
| Just an FYI. | |
| Those beauty standards are made by other women. | |
| Men don't give jack squad about your looks. | |
| Women bring other women down. | |
| That's so funny that they said that. | |
| That's a lie. | |
| So that they can get the upper hand in the dating market. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| We believe you. | |
| We believe you that men don't care about looks. | |
| We believe you. | |
| Jess Gerald donated $200. | |
| Babe, listen. | |
| Babe. | |
| Are you talking to me? | |
| Babe. | |
| Get in the crystal, babe. | |
| You're speaking at 1,000 prattles per minute, babe. | |
| 1,000 pounds per minute. | |
| Listen, babe. | |
| Every once in a while, breath, babe. | |
| Your brain needs oxygen, babe. | |
| I hope that he was talking about me. | |
| Yeah, I think so. | |
| Love you. | |
| Actually, I love you. | |
| What we're going to do, because this panel definitely needs it, for 15 minutes, we're going to do a $69 roast session because this panel desperately needs it for like a period. | |
| So if you want, I'll load the TTS to $69 here. | |
| Let me get that done here. | |
| Can we do like a half-price shutter? | |
| And by the way, I'm not upset about the exchange. | |
| That's a good idea. | |
| Everyone telling me that. | |
| I'm not upset about the exchanges, right? | |
| I'm glad you got it. | |
| Everyone has a bottle of champagne on my body. | |
| And I apologize if I seem like I got a little bit heated about it, but I just think that it's important that we have these discussions. | |
| You don't have to apologize. | |
| He's never going to apologize. | |
| You did good. | |
| You did good, man. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| Thank you. | |
| But I did eventually. | |
| I apologize for nothing. | |
| I think it's just because I got tired. | |
| Andrew, you got sick of it. | |
| We're going to let these come through. | |
| Sean Davis donated $69. | |
| Men should have a position about a baby and a woman's body because the woman would expect to pay for the baby for the next 20 years or so. | |
| That wasn't a roast. | |
| I don't understand. | |
| These came in before. | |
| Basically saying like men pay for everything, but that's not the fact. | |
| Well, I don't, I personally think that women care for a lot of shit these days. | |
| A man should not have to pay for a baby he doesn't want. | |
| I don't think so. | |
| But that's up to the court to decide. | |
| They have to. | |
| That's what the court should do differently. | |
| $69. | |
| Men and women are responsible for having sex and having a child in this world. | |
| But only women can decide on abortions. | |
| Why don't we matter having this opinion? | |
| We are both responsible for the sex. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about the men that like try and make the woman? | |
| I think we're not really responding right now. | |
| We're just kind of like GMD Jim donated $199. | |
| Your body does not have two hearts. | |
| Deleting a baby in the womb is every bit as heinous as deleting one out of the womb. | |
| I could not give a fuck about your body. | |
| I only care about innocent babies. | |
| We believe you. | |
| You're such a good person. | |
| What was the gesture you were making? | |
| I was like, I'm dead. | |
| Like, that was so funny. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you, Jim. | |
| We have a few more coming in. | |
| Outcast donated $69. | |
| Care 5, you've been so defensive. | |
| Both big boots and small boots matter. | |
| As long as we have the right connection, we are great for another. | |
| Chair 1 has been mad for the very beginning. | |
| I don't understand. | |
| Talking about you. | |
| I didn't even say anything for the first 30 minutes. | |
| I was quiet as a mouse for the first 30 minutes until I had an alcohol. | |
| Thank you. | |
| So you're mad. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| He donated $99.99. | |
| My child was killed, and I wasn't told until two years later. | |
| No discussion. | |
| I had no say, Brian. | |
| I DMDU a video of Bevo explicitly saying he wanted to see his woman pounded on Ex the Cuckery is real. | |
| Have you ever heard of EastEnders? | |
| It's called a storyline. | |
| And too many people buy into my life storyline. | |
| Social media marketing. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, I'm sorry that I'm a professional marker. | |
| Very marketing. | |
| I'm not blaming everybody for that market. | |
| Yeah, like I'm sorry that I'm too bad. | |
| And I'm just crossing the table. | |
| Chair one is Candace Owens from the multiverse where no one had a good dad. | |
| Care two, loved you on iCarly, but sit still. | |
| If you were vibrating anymore, chair four would sit on you. | |
| Chair four was sitting on the bottom. | |
| All right, thank you, man. | |
| We have another one. | |
| That's like the only black person they know is Candace Owens. | |
| Meet the Kaiser donated $69. | |
| Chair 3, can we get another two hours answer? | |
| Yeah. | |
| After this TTS, she's going to tell her friends she has a new man in the picture. | |
| Care 6, you're nice, but wow, boring. | |
| You do ballet. | |
| Which one? | |
| That's kind of good. | |
| That was funny. | |
| Yeah, you can. | |
| Can we get a pirouette or a VA or something? | |
| Sure. | |
| Liquid under Core Motivatio donated $69. | |
| Someone give chair number three laxatives. | |
| She sounds like she needs to get glued to the toilet sit for the night. | |
| You know what? | |
| Liquid motivation? | |
| It sounds like that's your virtue, not mine. | |
| Okay. | |
| Looks like she needs some chumpa. | |
| Roasted, I guess. | |
| And it goes in. | |
| Okay, why? | |
| Come on, guys. | |
| Do something better. | |
| All right, thank you. | |
| Big sass energy donated $69. | |
| I'm all for ending the life of a baby. | |
| I just hate giving a woman the choice. | |
| See, that's a joke, but that's actually a lot of people. | |
| That's how a lot of men think, actually. | |
| He's telling the truth. | |
| And I'm like, men don't really care about whether you're a dick. | |
| We get it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We have a few more coming through, guys. | |
| Skiu 4YA donated $69. | |
| Libs with their backwards/slash gorilla logic can't agree on when life starts. | |
| Heartbeat, cognition, or birth. | |
| I'm not a doctor. | |
| Shouldn't the logical answer be to default back to conception to eliminate potential murder? | |
| It's not a medical question. | |
| It's a philosophical question. | |
| It is a medical question, but it's not a good idea. | |
| Babe, I'm not being nice, babe. | |
| I'm making fun of you, babe. | |
| You never stop talking, babe. | |
| It's insufferable, babe. | |
| Get in the Tristan baby. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| We're making fun of you, too. | |
| Wait. | |
| No, that's so skinny. | |
| Damn, that's the second time, man. | |
| I like that. | |
| Give me a time screen. | |
| Next one. | |
| Meet the Kaiser donated $69. | |
| Chair 8, nice of you to bring your mom out. | |
| You sell used cars. | |
| I've got a dumpy camper van with a lot of mileage on it in Chair 5. | |
| You could sell for cheap. | |
| Wait, that was my mom. | |
| What did she do? | |
| She got up, unfortunately, right when that came through, Kaiser. | |
| But you're hit. | |
| Rachel Wilson donated $69. | |
| Would Dumbimbo support banning abortion if all unwanted babies could be transferred to artificial wombs and born safely as Lingis the mother had no legal obligation for the child? | |
| Nope. | |
| Raise of hands, would you be in favor of that? | |
| I don't care. | |
| Can you say it again? | |
| Can this be a six? | |
| Okay, you know enough of that. | |
| I didn't go to college. | |
| I don't know. | |
| A woman can end the pregnancy, but the feet, whatever term you like to use, fetus, baby, whatever, can be transferred to an artificial womb and then go for it. | |
| Are you in favor of that? | |
| I think that's a really sweet point, but that would simply never happen. | |
| Because a baby needs its moment. | |
| Because think about all the kids that are in adoptive homes right now. | |
| Or they're not even in homes. | |
| They're in adoption centers. | |
| Wait, wait, let me ask you this question. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| I just wanted to clarify this so that you understand. | |
| Please. | |
| 100% of babies who are put up for adoption get adopted. | |
| 100%. | |
| That's just not true. | |
| Yeah, there's no way. | |
| Years-long waiting list. | |
| Years long waiting. | |
| They want a baby. | |
| Guys, stop. | |
| I'm gonna let me repeat this, right? | |
| Because this will blow your mind, but it's true. | |
| 100% of newborns put up for adoption get adopted. | |
| 100% of them. | |
| Wow. | |
| Mind-blowing. | |
| Yeah, what about all the kids who get older? | |
| My mom? | |
| Do you care about those lives too? | |
| Do you care about those lives too? | |
| What about that? | |
| Smithers 25. | |
| Nothing you care. | |
| Like a game of two draw poker. | |
| Can we trade in this panel for a new one tonight? | |
| No. | |
| No, yeah, this was so much more fun when we weren't talking about this. | |
| Thank you, Smithers. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| We have like six more or seven more coming in. | |
| I do appreciate Smithers. | |
| Give us more money, Smither. | |
| Smithers. | |
| Smithers 25. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Blazing Dunes donated $69. | |
| Have you seen the video game characters that you can create? | |
| Carefive looks like someone tried to make a woman. | |
| Sorry, dude. | |
| I'm sorry that you sat watching me and you probably subscribed and probably had 10 ones with me in the last week. | |
| Next one. | |
| Yeah, they're coming. | |
| Oh, this is so fun. | |
| Victor donated $70.68. | |
| I dare she vote to update her OnlyFans profile picture to the age-adjusted version of her face at 80 years old. | |
| The dollars will be going out in droves. | |
| Who's that about me? | |
| Yeah, girl. | |
| Oh, um, guys, like, I don't think I'll be doing it by them because all of you love wanking over me and give me that much money that I'll be retired soon. | |
| But, like, Yvonne Jackson donated $69. | |
| Getting mad at people for believe lies you told them has to be the most narcissistic thing I've seen in a while. | |
| Also, the disrespectful bar girl had the audacity to say I haven't been disrespectful. | |
| I don't think I've been disrespectful. | |
| You've been pretty condescending and disrespectful. | |
| Also, I've been condescending too. | |
| He's been saying, oh, let me explain this to you. | |
| Do you know how condescending you are? | |
| Yeah, seriously. | |
| Biden Salt donated $69. | |
| Brian looks like he's about to have a stroke. | |
| My man needs to get laid. | |
| No, he's too picky. | |
| He doesn't like OnlyFans girls. | |
| Brian DM me to lay him. | |
| Lay him an egg? | |
| I'm not going to talk about that. | |
| What? | |
| Is this true? | |
| Brian DM you to lay him. | |
| Boy, let's talk about that. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| To link you. | |
| You can't hear. | |
| Upaka tin. | |
| You can't hear. | |
| Speechless. | |
| Speechless. | |
| I'm about to kick you off the fucking show. | |
| Retract the fucking statement. | |
| All right, sir. | |
| You wanted to hit. | |
| You triggered? | |
| No, you're fucking making a false accusation, you fucking D-Gen. | |
| He's dead. | |
| Why are you so agitated from it? | |
| I don't like this one. | |
| Let's assume that's a good idea. | |
| I don't like it. | |
| It's an entertainment. | |
| It's entertainment. | |
| No. | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| Did it not happen? | |
| We're all being fucking mean to each other. | |
| Can we just not do this? | |
| Can we just not falsely accuse men? | |
| Yeah, seriously. | |
| It takes away from real things. | |
| It's absolutely a false accusation. | |
| I didn't slide into your fucking DMs. | |
| What are you fucking talking about? | |
| I believe you. | |
| What? | |
| I'm really confused. | |
| I mean, you're telling the truth. | |
| Huh? | |
| You're telling the truth. | |
| Is there any more rose? | |
| I'm telling you, you're telling the truth. | |
| It's true. | |
| Wait, so it never happened. | |
| It never happened. | |
| It was a joke. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I was joking. | |
| Like your jokes. | |
| Like your jokes. | |
| What joke? | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| You joke all the time. | |
| He said... | |
| You say things that trigger women all the time. | |
| I don't think you're triggering you. | |
| Yeah, I feel like the kids think we're allowed to make jokes. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't really remember making mini jokes at anybody's expense. | |
| No, he didn't. | |
| I didn't find it back. | |
| Do you think that women are your or their body your choice? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Can we talk about something else, Apple? | |
| He said that. | |
| And he said it was a joke. | |
| Men have a say over abortion. | |
| That's all it means. | |
| No, no, that's what you were on about earlier in the podcast. | |
| Yeah, I think that men do have a right to have a say in abortion in their own country. | |
| Yeah, no, that's fine, but the way you said it sounded very rapy. | |
| What? | |
| Can we just not? | |
| Like, let's just Sorry, I'm sorry that you don't understand words, but my body might be referring to abortion. | |
| So, if I say your body. | |
| Can you not interrupt? | |
| I've been told not to interrupt, and I've not interrupted you, so you're now interrupting me. | |
| So, let me speak, then I'll let you speak. | |
| You go, girl, do the head snap. | |
| Come on, do it, do it. | |
| White girls don't do the head snap. | |
| That's black girls. | |
| Do the head snap. | |
| Oh, come on. | |
| She's doing it. | |
| She's doing it. | |
| So, am I allowed to speak, or are you going to butt in? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Okay, so the way that you said it before, before the whole abortion conversation came up, you said your body, my choice about women. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That sounds rapey. | |
| Why? | |
| Whether women say yes or no. | |
| What are you doing about? | |
| So if it's my body, then he's alright to say it's his choice whether he wants to have sex with me on our side. | |
| Let's finish it. | |
| Let's finish it. | |
| What is your body? | |
| Andrew, the body chip. | |
| Andrew. | |
| Andrew, let me fucking move it on, please. | |
| All right, all right, go. | |
| Chair three. | |
| Chair, somebody read this. | |
| Chair three needs to shut the wait the flight. | |
| Wait, can I read it because it's about me and me? | |
| Put it back. | |
| Real women Dontov donated $69. | |
| 6-7, don't let loud, nasty-mouthed girls think they won. | |
| You were trying to agree with the Dumbaz. | |
| What a nightmare these women have become. | |
| Sad, sad, sad. | |
| Just glad one and five have been quiet since. | |
| Oh, that's how you like your women, huh? | |
| Nice and quiet. | |
| I've been quiet. | |
| You mean two? | |
| Wait, wait, can we mean two and five? | |
| Wait. | |
| GMD Jim donated $69. | |
| Heartbeats are detected at five weeks. | |
| Only because we have not developed equipment sensitive enough to detect it earlier. | |
| Almost all deletions are after five weeks. | |
| Infanticide, plain and simple. | |
| You don't care about children, still acting like a child. | |
| Can I ask you a question, Brian? | |
| Are you really nervous? | |
| No. | |
| More coming through. | |
| Oh, there it is. | |
| Okay, wait. | |
| This one, do you guys think that I haven't been giving you all the opportunity to speak? | |
| Chair 3 needs to shut the flock up and I can't read it. | |
| And there's an opportunity to add to the discussion. | |
| I'm feeling nauseous from the constant sound of her voice. | |
| Blank on babe, babe, babe, babe. | |
| Anyone else? | |
| No one is. | |
| No one needs to add. | |
| Anyone else? | |
| I'm sorry that you feel that way, Sean Davis. | |
| Does anyone else want to add? | |
| No. | |
| Ron donated $69. | |
| But unfortunately, your personality today knows everything about you. | |
| Watching you argue and scream is so insufferable, but it truly is a train wreck that I can't pull my eyes away from. | |
| So funny. | |
| He said you're hot, though. | |
| A win is a win. | |
| Give us more money. | |
| Yeah, like the grandfather. | |
| A win is a win. | |
| Tarkomen42 donated $69. | |
| If you'll put a fraction of the energy into avoiding getting pregnant that you put into screaming for your right to kill your own babies, you'd never have that problem. | |
| I've never been pregnant. | |
| I've been pregnant. | |
| We love killing babies. | |
| No, no, stop, because they're going to think that you're being for real. | |
| You cannot say that. | |
| Jack underscore M donated $69. | |
| Chair number five, no. | |
| We won't waste our money to watch for disgusting cat chug the campaign bottle. | |
| Go back out to pasture. | |
| Chair number one. | |
| You just made a major mistake. | |
| You know what? | |
| All right, I won't chug the champagne. | |
| I'll chug the fucking cock. | |
| And I'll make more money than a grand. | |
| For the underscore patriarchy donated $69. | |
| I like chair six's MMA rash guard, but chair five needs subtitles. | |
| Troll-a-loll-a-loll-a-loll. | |
| Troll-a-loll-a-loll. | |
| What's an MMA rash guard? | |
| Do you know what? | |
| You've just spent $69. | |
| Call me a troll. | |
| She's too named. | |
| Don't hurt her. | |
| I'm gonna have you after this. | |
| Mr. Bulletin. | |
| This TTS is sponsored by Tactical Soap from Grondite Soap Company. | |
| Try on You Sent Grand Inquisitor. | |
| Notes of sawdust and gun oil. | |
| Wash your balls with the good shit ye eat. | |
| Try tactical soap today. | |
| I don't understand that. | |
| Hashtag sponsor. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| We have another one coming in. | |
| Read some of the super chats. | |
| Sleepy Bear donated $69. | |
| Lectures about taking classes to learn about logical fallacies. | |
| Five minutes later, couldn't get through a logical evaluation without spurging fallacies. | |
| I'm sorry you feel that way, Sleepy Bear. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you, Sleepy Bear. | |
| Then we have one from Dayvon Jackson coming in here in just a sec. | |
| Also, Devon. | |
| Davon. | |
| Couldn't get through his crazy. | |
| Dayvonne Jackson. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Devon. | |
| I feel like I did a good job. | |
| $69. | |
| Dayvon. | |
| Do not try and flip this on Brian and Andrew. | |
| Objectively, they've been extremely patient with how disrespectful you, the blonde Benbo, and the black delusional girl have been. | |
| Okay, Dayvon, we know who you are. | |
| You definitely a black man with that name, Devon Jackson. | |
| We know the reason why you're commenting that is because you hate yourself. | |
| Devon. | |
| Devonte. | |
| Is it Devon or is it Devon Tequerius? | |
| I feel like they've just finished over both of us. | |
| We know who you are, Devon. | |
| Okay, before I get into the super chats, and we're still doing the rose session. | |
| There's a few more. | |
| Let's do Twitch. | |
| We need to go to Twitch. | |
| We need to go to Discord. | |
| Guys, go to twitch.tv. | |
| Guys, go to twitch.tv slash whatever. | |
| Drop us a follow in a Prime sub. | |
| Guys, get us to 94,600 followers before the end of the show. | |
| Drop us a follow. | |
| Probably not. | |
| Can you just stop bringing up the champagne until it's if it happens? | |
| It happens. | |
| If it doesn't, it doesn't. | |
| Guys, if you have Amazon Prime, you can link it to your Twitch. | |
| It's a quick for easy way to support the show every single month. | |
| Yo, 50 Shades of Blake. | |
| Yeah, God help us all. | |
| Thank you for the tier one, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Jax, thank you for the Prime. | |
| And JK, thank you for the Prime. | |
| Johnny, thank you for the tier one. | |
| Appreciate it, guys. | |
| And then we've got a Discord, guys. | |
| That's discord.gg/slash whatever. | |
| Discord.gg slash whatever. | |
| Drop us a follow. | |
| Follow. | |
| Well, a join, excuse me. | |
| Drop us a join. | |
| Exile that. | |
| Drop us a join on the Discord. | |
| That's discord.gg slash whatever. | |
| And then we will continue briefly. | |
| We'll continue. | |
| We'll let them come in. | |
| We're doing the $69 TTS. | |
| That is through streamlabs.com slash whatever. | |
| We have a couple super chats. | |
| Wrongful Rage. | |
| I'm going to have you read it. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| What that blowout should be called is the pick me versus the pay-me whore. | |
| Okay, that was the exchange that you two were having. | |
| That was cool, I guess. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you, Wrongful Rage, for the super chat. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Men don't have the right to vote or get federal financial aid unless they sign up for the draft. | |
| It is called selective service. | |
| What if we just let them have federal financial aid? | |
| Yes. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Like, why is that legislature even there? | |
| What if we just didn't have that? | |
| If we didn't have the draft? | |
| Anyway, if they were able to have financial aid without having to sign up for the draft. | |
| Because it seems like he's saying that it's a bad thing. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, he's just contending with the argument. | |
| It just goes back to the audience. | |
| Oh, we're talking about earlier. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| We have Kyle Doherty. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Does Middle Chair know who's the father? | |
| At all. | |
| Hi, Dodge. | |
| Yeah, my dad's really happy that I earned more money than what you do. | |
| So where's your dad? | |
| You're a baby. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you, Kyle. | |
| Appreciate it, man. | |
| I don't have one. | |
| Can you read this one? | |
| Oh. | |
| Most of these women will not find true love and get married. | |
| Traditional, high-quality, good Christian men don't want women who share their beliefs. | |
| They're going to stay single and desperate forever. | |
| I don't want that. | |
| I don't want women have been run through, but they don't put it on the internet. | |
| It's simple as that. | |
| Think that everyone's a virgin, they're not. | |
| I don't want a Christian man. | |
| Okay. | |
| Cool. | |
| Story, I guess. | |
| This is so jarring. | |
| Not many people. | |
| Like, most Christians have had sex before. | |
| Calm down. | |
| I just want to know who said that. | |
| Can you raise your hand real quick? | |
| Wait, so you probably don't want to marry a Christian man. | |
| Oh, I don't. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, great. | |
| You promise? | |
| I promise. | |
| All right. | |
| Wait, I'm confused. | |
| You promise that you won't marry a Christian man? | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I'm not. | |
| Chair one. | |
| Let's get into a conversation about your self-worth. | |
| I love conversations where the real person comes out. | |
| In this case, your genuine self is fighting your fake self, and that is entertaining. | |
| Okay, we'll try it. | |
| All right, thank you, Doctor. | |
| Appreciate it, man. | |
| We have a couple more coming through here. | |
| Giovanni JD donated $69. | |
| Wasn't going to do this, but that joke sucked. | |
| Chair 1 claimed to be the most attractive black girl ever on the show. | |
| False. | |
| Episode 184, 166, 163, 151, 128, 125. | |
| Looked up all the black. | |
| He's lying. | |
| He's lying. | |
| Those were all the attractive girls. | |
| Good work, Jean. | |
| Britson is going to need to smoke two bowls and eat three popcorns after this stream. | |
| I need to, but I don't. | |
| We believe you. | |
| Chair one is not attractive. | |
| It's a two. | |
| I believe you. | |
| All right. | |
| Cool. | |
| Thank you, Libertaria. | |
| We have a few more coming through. | |
| And then we're going to bump it back up, guys, so we can continue on with the show. | |
| Otherwise, we'll be here. | |
| Tone police patriarchy donated to the map. | |
| Kudos for Brian and Andrew for managing irrational discussions. | |
| Proud of you both for keeping your composure and using logic. | |
| Keep up the good work. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Yeah, you have been overly nice this episode. | |
| Get on your knees and do what you really want to do. | |
| All right. | |
| Tone police, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Devon Jackson donated $69. | |
| In black and embarrassed to be the same color as you. | |
| I love that you don't realize Brian is making hundreds you won't see to insult you indirectly through the comments. | |
| Enjoyed the show. | |
| I totally believe that you're black. | |
| I totally believe you black. | |
| You're probably not black. | |
| Probably not black. | |
| I'm not black. | |
| No. | |
| He's not black. | |
| He's lying. | |
| John Rock donated $69. | |
| Jokes are funny. | |
| He's a strong insinuations are FKD up. | |
| What lives under the bridge? | |
| You and the trolley lollalol. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yo, John. | |
| The one who claims to be black. | |
| Who did you vote for? | |
| I probably voted Trump. | |
| I said, who? | |
| The one who claims to be black. | |
| Exactly. | |
| So he's not black. | |
| He's probably a mixed person. | |
| No, I'm not no black. | |
| Matteos donated $69. | |
| Who's need morality when you can just have hot dogs to the face? | |
| The bum and the vitro all. | |
| But everyone does that, but like at least we're getting paid for a wee. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's cool. | |
| Thank you, Mateus. | |
| Appreciate the TTS. | |
| We have one from someone else coming in. | |
| Hey, someone else. | |
| Thank you so much for the someone else donated $69. | |
| It's so nice knowing they still give day passes from the mental asylum. | |
| But where's the doctor with the tranquilizer ready to go? | |
| A couple women here need serious sedation. | |
| I actually sedate me. | |
| So, guys, we're gonna get sedated last week. | |
| Yeah, that's cool. | |
| I would like to. | |
| We're bumping the TTS back up to 200. | |
| We're bumping the TTS back up to 200. | |
| If there's a couple that trickle in, because some people have a bit of delay when they're watching, I'll let them come through. | |
| I'll grant like a few minutes for any delayed 69s coming through. | |
| That's what she said. | |
| But Kyle Dougherty, let me have you read this one. | |
| Do you know the father? | |
| Yes or no? | |
| Mining BTC sub, a dollar. | |
| I don't make money anymore. | |
| I just laugh at you. | |
| You're spending your hard-earned cash on trying to roast me when I really don't really give a shit about you. | |
| I mean, if that guy's like into crypto, though, he just made a fuck ton of money in the past week, so he's probably fine. | |
| Trump change. | |
| Doge is like over 100% return. | |
| Yeah, but he's clearly not smart with his money. | |
| I didn't go to college, so I don't know what you're talking about. | |
| Cryptocurrency. | |
| Bitcoin, Ethereum. | |
| The market beamed off to Trump won. | |
| All right, so that was interesting. | |
| Okay, so the TTS is 200 guys. | |
| Again, if a couple trickle through, I'll let them through. | |
| Let's get back into the show notes. | |
| Oh, wait, no, we have to do on the Discord, there's the age advancement, but we're going to wait until Lucy Goosey is back. | |
| Once Lucy Goosey is back, we'll show us how we look. | |
| Yeah, like aged or whatever. | |
| Okay, so let's get into the pre-show notes. | |
| We have Angelica. | |
| Wait, you're a ballerina? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay, I think all- can you guys stop fucking talking right now? | |
| We were just asking how long was left. | |
| Well, I mean, you know, the show would have ended early if you guys hadn't been like 50 minutes late, but because you guys were late, you know, it's going to go a bit longer. | |
| It is what it is. | |
| Leave a little bit early. | |
| If you don't want to get paid, stop. | |
| I'm not being offered you getting paid. | |
| So, anyways. | |
| Are you getting paid? | |
| No. | |
| I'm not. | |
| I'm not getting paid. | |
| Stop. | |
| God, stop. | |
| Okay, so. | |
| Well, we can do what we want with free people. | |
| Yeah, I mean, you guys could technically leave right now. | |
| What's the next question? | |
| We'll give it an hour on the next one. | |
| Next question. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| Sure. | |
| Moving on, sound effect. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I don't even know. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| So going to you. | |
| Never had a boyfriend. | |
| That's pretty much the extent of what you included in your notes. | |
| Is that correct? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Maybe I should have included more, but that's kind of. | |
| Okay. | |
| And you're a ballerina. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And an aerialist. | |
| And an aerialist. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's it. | |
| The only thing I have in my notes is ask you to do a plie and a pirouette. | |
| So I'll move on to the next person. | |
| But if you want to bust out a plie or some shit, I'll do it with you, girl. | |
| There's not a lot of space, but if we move some chairs, I want to see. | |
| Now let's go to Lucy here. | |
| We're going to Lucy. | |
| Lucy. | |
| You said dating apps are usually only for hookups these days. | |
| People don't know proper date etiquette anymore. | |
| Yeah. | |
| When you say date etiquette, what do you mean? | |
| I mean, like, it's a lot of like just not even. | |
| You know, I'm trying to get back into the headspace I was when I sent you that message. | |
| I think that you think I'm going to say like men paying for things, which I don't really mean. | |
| But I mean, on first, well, first dates is tricky because I know that you're going to want me to be like, oh, I think that men should pay for everything. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Not you. | |
| I'm trying to say that you, I mean the audience. | |
| Okay, but look, for the sake of saving time, you have to. | |
| Let me be concise. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Stop. | |
| You have a tendency to be like, well, this is what I think you want. | |
| Just say. | |
| Answer the question simply. | |
| You don't need to like do a fucking preamble. | |
| You don't need to preface. | |
| You don't need to make all these prior statements. | |
| Just answer the question simply. | |
| We're going to be here all night otherwise. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| I mean, we're going to be here all night. | |
| Discontinue with the preambles. | |
| Just answer the question. | |
| I'm here. | |
| I want you to just answer honestly. | |
| I don't want you to say something that I'm hopeful of you saying. | |
| Just answer the truth. | |
| I think I haven't been on a good date in a long time. | |
| I don't think that people know what it is to be on a good date. | |
| I think people just assume that it means to go out to dinner and then there's not a lot of good conversation and then they want to take you home afterwards. | |
| It's just kind of like, okay, well, I didn't really gain anything from that. | |
| People used to do fun things, like go bowling, or at least some sort of activity where there's an opportunity for you to get to know a person other than just sitting at a table awkwardly with them. | |
| I mean, maybe that's just my opinion. | |
| Men, so you're saying men don't do those fun dates anymore? | |
| I mean, maybe I just haven't been on one. | |
| Like, maybe like that could completely just be my experience, but I honestly had to just delete a lot of dating apps because they would either not even ever leave the conversation or we would go on a date and it would just be like they wouldn't match up to their profile or something like that. | |
| And you're saying so men just aren't putting in enough effort when it comes to that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think that it's really possible for everybody to be creative about what it is to go and be with somebody out in public. | |
| And I think it doesn't just have to be what the standard of like dinner is. | |
| I mean, I mean, if a guy needs to take you to mini golf, like, and that's the make or break, you're just not that interested in them. | |
| Well, I don't know. | |
| I think that you could be sitting there at a picnic table. | |
| There's no anything. | |
| Yeah, that's true. | |
| And if you like him, you'll like him. | |
| But a picnic is better than like, oh, well, where do you want to go? | |
| And then I'm like, now I have to decide where we're going. | |
| Like, you know what I mean? | |
| Like, I'd rather someone like, like, I think what I mean by this is I think there's a lack of planning involved, and that just kind of rubs you the wrong way. | |
| Because it's like, if you can't put in effort for a first date, how am I ever going to know you're going to put in effort for the rest of the relationship? | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Do you ever plan first dates? | |
| I do. | |
| I'm very good at planning. | |
| What's your go-to is I'll usually get, like, if I'm going out with a girl, it's slightly different than if I'm going out with a guy. | |
| I'll usually grab some flowers. | |
| Maybe we'll go to like the park and we'll have like a picnic, that sort of thing. | |
| I'll make snacks, charcuterie board. | |
| I'll do a picnic for guys too. | |
| I like to go to like the beach or I like to do like a not even really a hike, but like go swimming somewhere, like nature. | |
| I mean, maybe that's just my preference. | |
| Like I, again, I'm not hating on dinner. | |
| I love to eat. | |
| I'm a big fan of food, but I don't like to have to be, oh, well, where do you want to go? | |
| Like, I'd rather just have someone plan it for me. | |
| If I have to plan it, that's totally fine if I'm making the first move. | |
| But if you're making the first move towards me and then you're asking me what do you want to do, it's like, well, dude, you know, what do you want to do? | |
| But I don't know. | |
| I like to be creative. | |
| And then you, so can you, I guess, more clearly define the date etiquette component? | |
| What does that mean? | |
| I think what I said people don't know proper date etiquette. | |
| So what is proper date etiquette? | |
| Just like the kind of like respect and not assumption that there's going to be something that's going to happen right after the date. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| People, I think, are a lot of times overzealous in their assumption that there might be a sexual interaction happening afterwards. | |
| And they're kind of just trying to rush through the date to get to that end point. | |
| Or especially like, you know, there's one thing to go out for drinks with somebody, but then I feel like they keep buying you a ton of shots and you're just like, okay, like, you know, I'm now four shots in. | |
| I'm really junk. | |
| Like, is that what you wanted this whole time? | |
| Or did you want to actually talk to me? | |
| I mean, like, listen, I know that the chat will agree that I'm kind of a certified yapper over here, but I really, I try to, when I'm at least on a date with somebody, have there be an equal amount of talking. | |
| And sometimes I really can't. | |
| Like, sometimes even I, certified yapper, cannot get a word in with some of these guys. | |
| So that's crazy. | |
| And so that's kind of, yeah, just a 50-50. | |
| Which is zodiac sign? | |
| I'm a Virgo. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Cancer. | |
| So wait, the proper just is there anything more to the I can see the cancer. | |
| You know what? | |
| I really wish that I had more of an explanation for that. | |
| I can't remember where I was in my head when I sent you that text. | |
| I think that was kind of just like a snappy. | |
| I think that there's more things I sent to you that are probably way more interesting. | |
| Is there anything else besides the proper date etiquette besides just men having like this expectation of like hooking up, basically? | |
| Psychology? | |
| Well, I don't know. | |
| Maybe, maybe just like it's kind of like people aren't on dating apps if they're actually worth dating. | |
| I think it's kind of where I'm at with it. | |
| Were you on dating apps? | |
| No, not anymore. | |
| Well, you were though. | |
| I was, yeah. | |
| And then I kind of like, it was just, it just got kind of boring and sad to keep swiping and just hear the same boring pickup messages over and over again. | |
| You know? | |
| Wait, so you were, were you not worth dating then since you were on? | |
| I didn't. | |
| I'm not saying that if you were on a dating app, you're worth dating, but not worth dating, but I'm saying that at this point, what I've learned is that I have been, I've matched with like hundreds of people and not one of them has been something that's like viable for a real relationship. | |
| I've went out on tons of dates. | |
| Well, not even. | |
| The fact that it's only gotten to like four actual real dates from the hundreds of matches that I've had is kind of crazy. | |
| And you could say that that's something wrong with me, absolutely. | |
| That's your opinion, but I think that it takes too to tango. | |
| Okay. | |
| And so, wait, you said there's something you said there that was interesting. | |
| You went out on four dates out of the hundred matches or whatever. | |
| Oh, you said the pickup lines. | |
| The pickup lines are. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| The first message was really bad for me. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Pretend we're on a dating app right now. | |
| You match with me. | |
| Give me your best opening message. | |
| Go. | |
| Ooh. | |
| Well, okay. | |
| It depends on the person because I'm objective, but you don't want the preamble. | |
| I would probably say, like, shoot, what would I say? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm way more clever when I'm not put on the spot like this. | |
| Like, when I have time. | |
| But I would probably say something about your eyes, how they're blue. | |
| And I'd be like, I don't know. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| You would just say your eyes are blue. | |
| Well, honestly, like, the thing is, there's a difference between being like plain and then being cheesy. | |
| Like, I could say, like, or like, like, I guess a typical pickup line for me would be just like, like, wow, like, like, seeing this made my day. | |
| Or like, wow, like, I could, like, you and I would be, like, look cute in a photo. | |
| Like, you know, that's a really bad one. | |
| But, or, like, we'd make cute kids, shit like that. | |
| Like, you know what I mean? | |
| Where it's like, it's kind of like a little bit pushing what you might say to someone normally, but it's okay because that's the first thing that you say. | |
| It's supposed to be kind of craziness. | |
| Do you typically send the first message when it came to men? | |
| Mm-hmm. | |
| Whoa, so removing myself from this, what was like some of the really thought-provoking, really original and unique first messages you were sending? | |
| Um, um, oh, I think I think one time I said something a little bit cheeky, but I think this guy had a really cute outfit on. | |
| I said, I really like your outfit, it would look better on my floor. | |
| But that's not original. | |
| But, um, yeah, that one's not original. | |
| But, like, for me, it's not about the originality, it's about like the way that people. | |
| All of those remarks are very like sexual. | |
| Like, if a guy says that to you, us girls, we're normally like, ugh, like, all they want is sex from us. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, you know, well, that's like it's like no big deal. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Wait, just to be clear. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| Just to be clear. | |
| How many dates did you go on? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Like, not that many. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So you had an issue with men expecting to have sex with you on the first date, but your opening line was, I'd like to have a date. | |
| No, no, I did not say that. | |
| That's what I always say. | |
| Hold on, let me finish. | |
| Want to fuck. | |
| Want a fuck? | |
| Your opening line was, I'd like to have you take your clothes off. | |
| One day. | |
| I think I've said that once. | |
| I think it is funny. | |
| And I think it was mostly comedic. | |
| It wasn't actually supposed to be serious. | |
| But usually I'll say something about the person's music taste or something that's a little bit more like, oh, I like this song. | |
| Do you also listen to XYZ artists? | |
| Or, oh, I like this spot. | |
| Have you ever been hiking here? | |
| Or like, you know, kind of like opening up a dialogue. | |
| I think that, like, yes, I can be cheeky sometimes, but it's not, that's not my night, my constant, you know? | |
| And also, I will say, if I'm there intending to look for a hookup, I'm not going to be mad at someone coming at me with something kind of cheeky because that's what I was intending for. | |
| But if I'm looking for a date, then I don't really want that sort of thing. | |
| What else in my notes here, moving things on? | |
| You have a lower back tattoo, aka a tram stamp. | |
| What is the tattoo? | |
| It's a butterfly. | |
| I would pull it out, but then I can't do that right now. | |
| I'm wearing a dress. | |
| You should say daddy on it. | |
| I know. | |
| A tram stamp's a little uncharacteristic for, I mean, at least 2024. | |
| When did you get it? | |
| I got it in 2022. | |
| Do you think Trump stumps on the back of sexy, though? | |
| No. | |
| I've gotten lots of compliments, I'll tell you that. | |
| You've gotten lots of compliments from everyone. | |
| I wear low rise a lot of the time, so like girls, like I'm in the bathroom, and they'll be like, oh my god, I love your tattoo. | |
| And I'm like, thank you. | |
| Guys will tell me that they think it's hot. | |
| I've got to talk to other girls all the time. | |
| I don't find that. | |
| I don't find that, actually. | |
| The girls' bathroom is one of the safest places. | |
| I love being in there. | |
| Everyone's so nice. | |
| Usually. | |
| Until Loki sometimes will have some time so I'm like trying to talk to a girl and she just doesn't respond to me. | |
| And I'm like, okay, cool. | |
| I didn't want to talk to you there. | |
| Like, that's fine. | |
| But where were you going to go with that? | |
| Go with what? | |
| The tram stamp. | |
| Oh. | |
| That you're slow. | |
| Coming on me? | |
| No. | |
| No, I know. | |
| No? | |
| I was just curious. | |
| It's not the typical go-to tattoo. | |
| It was the first one I got, and it hurt like a mother trucker. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you like tattoos, Brian, on girls? | |
| They're not deal breakers, but typically I don't prefer. | |
| I prefer no tattoos. | |
| Man, it's not going to work out with us, Brian. | |
| I don't think the tattoos would be the. | |
| Oh, that was a horrible, horrible lie. | |
| But I mean, it's also the scale of, like, if she's got like a little heart on her wrist, if she's got, like, neck tats, face tats, that's, like, gonna be more objectionable. | |
| Like, the more tattoos she has, or she has, like, like a, maybe the design. | |
| So it's like the amount, the area, and the design. | |
| So, not a deal breaker, but yeah. | |
| What about piercings? | |
| Piercings? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Deal breaker. | |
| What do you like? | |
| Ear piercing? | |
| Not ear, but eyebrow. | |
| Eyebrow, nose, split cheek. | |
| Belly button. | |
| Little celly button. | |
| Pussy. | |
| Piercings, I mean, I don't generally prefer no piercings. | |
| Not any earrings? | |
| Oh, earrings are okay. | |
| Like, yeah, earrings are okay. | |
| What about buttons? | |
| Maybe the little stud. | |
| I don't like the skin. | |
| There's some like classy piercings for sure. | |
| I don't like the septum, but yeah. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Next thing. | |
| You said you went out with a sugar daddy, but it did not go well. | |
| You were sort of, oh, we already talked about you dating your ex's girlfriend. | |
| Yes. | |
| Tell us about the sugar daddy. | |
| Do I have a story for you? | |
| Okay, tell us about sugar daddy. | |
| I'm going to try to do it really quick because I know that the chat is so sick of hearing me talk about her. | |
| So I was with this one friend and we like to do a lot of fun things, like go out to these kind of underground parties in LA where I'm from. | |
| And so one time she texted me and she was like, hey, like this guy who follows you like just DM'd me and asked if I wanted to be like an extra in this like party scene in a music video. | |
| And she was like, oh, you can bring one person. | |
| So she texted me and I was like, fuck, yeah, I want to be an extra in a music video. | |
| So she said, okay, we just have to be there at like 6 p.m. and then they're going to give us the things and da da da da. | |
| So I get ready, we drive down, we get there, and we meet at the spot. | |
| And I thought we were going to be at some sort of like warehouse. | |
| We weren't. | |
| We were at a hotel. | |
| Okay. | |
| Odd, weird. | |
| Why were we at a hotel? | |
| So we get there and the guy's like, we arrive right on time. | |
| And he's like, oh, yeah. | |
| So yeah, you guys missed the deadline. | |
| But, like, if you want to come up, I can like tell you about some other opportunities. | |
| And so, we're kind of like, okay. | |
| And so, we go up and we talk to him, and he's like, Yeah, so yeah, this didn't work out, but I can start telling you about other things. | |
| And he starts showing us like this giant booklet of all these different services that we can provide. | |
| And I, mind you, like, I was just going because I was like, Oh, like, I want to be an extra music video. | |
| It was not that, it was actually more like kind of towards the work that like you guys might do, which is just not something so. | |
| Yeah, so it was like sugar daddy dated sugar daddy, who's just a pervert. | |
| Oh, yeah, no, let me, well, yeah, dude. | |
| So, there's like the sugar daddy dates, which he like talked to us all about, and then there was like yachting. | |
| Do you guys know about yachting? | |
| Okay, so yachting, yeah, it's a thing that's like really prevalent in LA where these girls will get paid to go and spend time with these guys on a yacht, and you get you can get paid, you can get paid like 500K to go do this because, of course, you're not just you're not just spending time. | |
| You're not just spending time with them, celebrities usually you're doing a lot more than just spending time with them. | |
| So, then he was like talking about that, and he was talking, and then he starts like bringing up like doing actual like porn videos where am I allowed to say that porn. | |
| Well, yeah, I already have. | |
| Well, but like, and so he's like talking about how we have to like film this like content and then it has to get approved. | |
| And meanwhile, I'm thinking this is suspicious as fuck. | |
| Like, there's no way that this guy is like, so he was like, Yeah, you can get paid up to like 1.5 mil for a video. | |
| Well, dude, if it's legit, I'll send it your way. | |
| But I don't think it was because he literally asked my friend to like perform an act on him and that he would like record it. | |
| He actually wanted me to record it for him, dude. | |
| This was horrible. | |
| Um, you wanted to be the cook. | |
| No, yeah, I wanted apparently, yeah, so I was there. | |
| So, yeah, anyways, um, that was like horrid, and there was a lot more into it that I'm not going to get into for like safety reasons. | |
| Um, but yeah, so that was like a crazy thing. | |
| Another thing with a sugar daddy I went out with one time because my friend, so I was 18 at the time, and my friend had been like, Oh, like, I have this family friend who you can go out with and he'll pay you. | |
| So, he takes me out to dinner, and like everything's kind of fine. | |
| Like, he's like, you know, an ugly 45-year-old guy, like, all like traditional. | |
| Picks me up in like one of those like fake rich people cars where it's not actually giving wealthy, it's giving new money, you know what I mean? | |
| Um, and then I go out with him another time, and he gets me like so drunk. | |
| Mind you, I'm 18 years old, and um, he like basically just tried to do a lot of things that were not included. | |
| I didn't, I got paid zero dollars. | |
| Okay, can I say, can I say this? | |
| Yeah, okay, so us only fans girls know you're only fans girls, no, us only fans girls know there's a difference between like sugar daddy and then and then there's these old men who pretend to be sugar daddies for girls who don't know, but they're not sugar daddies, they're just old perverts. | |
| So, that's what it was. | |
| He was an old perv. | |
| Yeah, totally. | |
| So, sugar daddies, like old men have caught onto the game, they caught onto the game, so they know that certain girls will think they're a sugar daddy just because they're old and they will open their legs without spending their money because they think they're gonna get money. | |
| Yeah, so like a lot of men, you barely find you rarely find sugar daddies, like a lot of men are delusional and they're just perverted old men who want to manipulate women that don't know anything. | |
| I want to reiterate to you that I did not do anything with this man, but he really tried to have it happen. | |
| And by the way, this was like someone that my like my girlfriend, like not girlfriend, like my female friend knows this man personally. | |
| And so, I called her afterwards and I'm like, you put me in this situation where I could have gotten essayed for what? | |
| So, I can make 1K? | |
| Like, did you just own clubs? | |
| Yeah, dude, I do not talk to her anymore. | |
| Like, I sort of do, like, every once in a while. | |
| You know who you look like? | |
| It's this content creator. | |
| I can't think of her last name, but it's Demi Something. | |
| Demi something. | |
| No. | |
| I'm going to say it's Demi Moore. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| No, she's a little older. | |
| I don't think she's not. | |
| No, it's not Demi Moore. | |
| It's an Only OF creator, and she looks exactly like you. | |
| It's not me. | |
| I wish. | |
| Someone that has the highest paid OF creators. | |
| Oh. | |
| No, yeah, but anyways, it's kind of a wrapped-up story. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Anyway, that's kind of it. | |
| I'm happy with that. | |
| So you went out with a sugar daddy. | |
| I went out with a sugar daddy. | |
| I went out for $0. | |
| Yeah, both times I made no money. | |
| He's an old profile. | |
| wasn't a sugar and i yeah and i just got like next thing uh you said as a cool girl i'm really sick of being a manic pixie dream girl if that makes sense You are pixie daddy. | |
| It makes being me when trying to date so much harder. | |
| What is a manic pixie dream girl? | |
| Then how does it relate to dating? | |
| So basically, that is like a term that was. | |
| You know the movie 500 Days of Summer? | |
| And like Eternal Sunshine and Spotlight Minds. | |
| Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? | |
| No. | |
| Okay, so these are like these movies where there's okay, Scott Pilgrim. | |
| Okay, that's okay, guys. | |
| We can keep going. | |
| So basically, it's the kind of girl who is like, she's really cool and she's mysterious and she has colored hair and she like has a really interesting job and like, you know, like it's a, it's an idea. | |
| It's a character of a woman. | |
| And there's usually like a kind of boring guy who she comes into his life and she changes his life. | |
| And then like he like gets like he like learns what he needs to do about love. | |
| Like it's like, it's basically a movie trope. | |
| But people have started using that term in dating because like for me in my experience, like people will see that I have like a tattoo or like an eyebrow piercing or like I listen to like some sort of like alternative music that maybe is not like traditional or etc etc. | |
| And they'll kind of like have this idea about who I should be. | |
| And then like and ironically, it's a lot, it's not a lot of indie guys. | |
| It's a lot of like econ guys, stock guys, like the blue collar. | |
| Like they're the ones who are ironically like the most interesting. | |
| Like you ever hear a blue collar guy be like, oh, I really want an emo girl. | |
| Like you know what I mean? | |
| Where it's like they just want like the idea of a girl. | |
| So sometimes like I feel like I really am bonding with somebody, but really they're just excited about these interests that they think that fit into their box of what they want their girlfriend to look like. | |
| And then I start like showing my actual personality, who I am as a person. | |
| And then they kind of get like, I don't even know if it's turned off by it, but I think it's because they find out that I'm a real person. | |
| Are you inmo? | |
| My idea. | |
| No. | |
| But you know what I mean? | |
| Like it's like you got some dyed hair too. | |
| Like you understand like people have an idea. | |
| I think I look like an anime character sometimes. | |
| So a lot of guys look at me like, oh, you look like an anime, you know? | |
| And it's just like they, but I'm not that kind of girl. | |
| No offense to anybody, but like I'm not like that. | |
| So when they realize I'm not that kind of girl, they get like pushed away and it's like, you just saw me for my look. | |
| Exactly. | |
| I thought something I was like, which is fine because if they have those expectations, that's not really something that we'd want to be with anyway. | |
| But it's just kind of like sucks because you miss out on so many connections because people have an idea of what they want you to be. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know? | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's kind of what I have to say. | |
| What do you think, Brian? | |
| What does Brian think? | |
| About manic pixie dream girls. | |
| I don't want to date somebody who's manic. | |
| Well, yeah. | |
| Interesting, I guess. | |
| Is life interesting? | |
| What's manic mean? | |
| What do you think? | |
| It derives from like people who suffer from bipolar mania. | |
| You don't think you're bipolar? | |
| Brian? | |
| What's that? | |
| You don't think you're bipolar? | |
| I do not think that he's bipolar. | |
| I am not. | |
| I do. | |
| I think he's very far from me. | |
| I'm quick to temper, but that doesn't make me bipolar. | |
| Well, good thing I don't get paid for my thoughts. | |
| Oh. | |
| Okay. | |
| Last two things from you. | |
| You think you said I think more friends should be able to hook up and have it not be weird. | |
| I do think that, Brian. | |
| Okay. | |
| And I know that this is maybe like an unpopular opinion, but I also, like, as we've kind of talked about earlier, like, I don't think that sex is as important as people make it out to be. | |
| It's still important. | |
| But I mean, like, well, I mean, well, listen. | |
| Okay. | |
| Not to, not to take away, not to take away. | |
| It's not fun to watch it. | |
| No, okay. | |
| Listen. | |
| I think that there is a difference between doing something with a stranger and then having someone who you have a friendship with and having like you guys like hook up like once and it like doesn't have to be weird afterwards. | |
| Do you know what I mean? | |
| Why are there so many abortions? | |
| Because people don't take sex seriously. | |
| Okay. | |
| You guys just think it's fun. | |
| I always use protection personally. | |
| I think you can have fun and have sex and not have to make a baby while you're doing it. | |
| But also, I'm on birth control and I use. | |
| That's what happened to me. | |
| Then I'm on birth control. | |
| I'm on birth control. | |
| Go ahead and get on birth control. | |
| God wallet. | |
| Let me say this. | |
| I knew a girl who had one of the contraceptors, the thing, the device or whatever. | |
| It didn't work. | |
| It didn't work. | |
| It got my cousin. | |
| Yeah, it didn't work and she still got pregnant. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Well, to get a different one then. | |
| I don't know how to tell you. | |
| Or don't have sex. | |
| Because that's fine. | |
| Like, mine is mine. | |
| It should have been like the testimony in the church saying, God had what he had from me. | |
| The contraceptive didn't work. | |
| Yeah, that God really wanted that baby then. | |
| I'm saying that this panel is an introvert's nightmare. | |
| On God. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Elaborate. | |
| No, I have no more to say about that. | |
| Yeah, so okay. | |
| And then going to you, you said, last thing, you think there's a severe lack of empathy in the world and it keeps people from seeing each other fully and working together to create something real. | |
| Yes. | |
| I think that that sentence really stands for itself. | |
| I think that there is a lack of empathy. | |
| Yep. | |
| All right. | |
| We have a chat here from Durin and then we're going to pull up those age forward Discord. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Ho, that's not what I'm talking about. | |
| Durin, you went on a date and didn't make any money. | |
| The absolute horror proving yet again women live life on easy mode, go off about critical thinking and IQ. | |
| Yeah, and I got essayed out of it. | |
| Does that sound like easy mode? | |
| I was 18 years old. | |
| And that's a child. | |
| Yeah. | |
| She was chicken. | |
| I was chicked. | |
| That was pretty much donated $200. | |
| Girl in the orange swimsuit needs to shut her mouth also. | |
| Who wears chokers these days? | |
| I do, babe. | |
| Thanks. | |
| She's got a black belt in. | |
| Sarcasm. | |
| Never mind. | |
| DGAF. | |
| Never mind. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's get to me. | |
| So injury. | |
| I'll get to your notes later, I guess. | |
| We're not going to be in the middle. | |
| Oh, well. | |
| Can we go like 10? | |
| We've got like a three-hour journey back. | |
| That's all. | |
| I'm really tired. | |
| And I'll bring Vivo next time so you can have the best podcast ever. | |
| I mean, I can't. | |
| You guys, obviously, I can't keep you here. | |
| You guys agreed to come on the podcast. | |
| You've already been on the show. | |
| You know how long it goes. | |
| I'm out. | |
| I've seen the channel. | |
| You've been. | |
| You already went and took like a 30-minute break back there. | |
| You were disruptive back there. | |
| Because I kept getting told off. | |
| I know, because I kept getting told off for speaking. | |
| Push a sign. | |
| Yeah, because you're in. | |
| Leo. | |
| This is the thing, Leo. | |
| That makes so much sense. | |
| No, but like, I am a very talkative person, so it's hard for me to shut up for like an hour. | |
| I've got ADHD, and it's like hard for me to not be able to butt in. | |
| Because I'm not allowed to say my opinion on different topics and I keep getting told off. | |
| Yeah, no, I keep getting told off. | |
| Yeah, you can't get a hand off, and then I don't get told for like 10 minutes. | |
| You can't interrupt. | |
| You can't be yelling into the microphone. | |
| Yeah, I know, but that's only when I'm getting frustrated because I'm not going to be able to do it. | |
| Stay, we want to make it stay, During dolls. | |
| You're so greedy. | |
| If you went on a date with the expectation of being paid, you weren't tricked. | |
| You were greedy, and you got got. | |
| Well, that's why I haven't done it again. | |
| Are you kidding? | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's get through the. | |
| Oh, wait, the Discord. | |
| Let's get that done, please. | |
| Make sure they're all safe, right? | |
| You took a look? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, no, I'm not looking forward to it. | |
| This is the age forward. | |
| I'm looking forward to this. | |
| Age forward next year. | |
| You do look like Candace Owens. | |
| No, I don't. | |
| No, that's fucked up. | |
| No, I don't candid. | |
| I still think I look hot ears. | |
| Her ears, but you're like this. | |
| She's not that identical. | |
| Wait, but this is like 80, not like that. | |
| Her hair has been the same lift for like a fucking decade. | |
| She can't grow her hair. | |
| Her hair has been. | |
| Candace Owens. | |
| Oh no! | |
| I want to see Super I want to see grandma. | |
| Oh my god, you guys are feral. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| What's feral meat? | |
| Like a cat. | |
| We're feral. | |
| That's very true. | |
| We're holding sapiens. | |
| But Candace looks more like one. | |
| Do we have a next? | |
| I feel like I've been quite chill this podcast. | |
| Oh, she looks sweet. | |
| I don't think that all. | |
| But I'm just saying. | |
| I'm going to be impaired. | |
| I love how the wrinkle looks. | |
| You're beautiful. | |
| Everybody looks. | |
| No, you look really good. | |
| Brian's like, I don't like this. | |
| I don't like this test. | |
| Yeah, what about the boys? | |
| They say no to the best. | |
| Brian has a baby face. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Not so much you. | |
| Brian, do you have an extra sweater? | |
| I have like a sweet. | |
| Because I have a tank. | |
| Sorry to ask. | |
| Ryan was not going to give you a sweater. | |
| Are you sure? | |
| Yes, yes, I have two shirts on my hand. | |
| Unbearable. | |
| I heard that they're not. | |
| Unbearable, fucking feral unhinged. | |
| Thank you. | |
| You would think that's alcohol he's sipping. | |
| It's just water. | |
| I wish it was alcohol. | |
| I don't really. | |
| Did you know an Australian stole my sweater? | |
| The king of Australia himself, Jake Rattlesnake, he stole my crucible sweater. | |
| Fucking what? | |
| Really? | |
| Australia? | |
| Oh, you said Australians? | |
| The king of Australia. | |
| Yeah, you can't try. | |
| They're criminals and thieves. | |
| You can't trust them. | |
| You stay sweet. | |
| And they banned Candace Owens, so let's not even talk about those. | |
| I like them then. | |
| You don't like Candace Owens? | |
| No? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| All right, let's go to. | |
| She's the reason that I say Crisis King on all of my comedy shows. | |
| Okay, I'm sorry. | |
| Thank you for that very, really a great contribution. | |
| You just a total non-sequitur about fucking Candice Owens in your comedy stand-up. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Speaking of which, why don't we bring our attention to you? | |
| You're a stay-at-home mom. | |
| You're a comedian. | |
| You made me laugh a couple times tonight. | |
| What? | |
| You're an ex-professional teacher. | |
| You had to quit due to visual impairment. | |
| You're going blind. | |
| It sucks. | |
| That's so mean. | |
| No, no, that's what I wrote. | |
| Oh, it does. | |
| Okay, before you were married, you had a stalker. | |
| That's cool. | |
| Dating, can you not do the Roman salute, please? | |
| Thank you. | |
| No, I'm just trying to add a question. | |
| I was like, can I ask some questions? | |
| And you ignored me. | |
| Well, that's another. | |
| I'm going to go through the pre-show notes here. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| What you got? | |
| I'm curious. | |
| What do you have for us? | |
| What'd you type in a woman? | |
| Are you sure it wasn't the Bellamy salute? | |
| A woman like Candace Owens. | |
| I saw that interview. | |
| He was totally over her. | |
| Quiet. | |
| Which one? | |
| Obedient, probably. | |
| You submit it to Candace. | |
| So that means you submit to me. | |
| Oh. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What the fuck is she even saying? | |
| Okay. | |
| What's my type? | |
| Yeah, what's yours and Andrew's type in a woman? | |
| Well, I can't speak for Andrew. | |
| It's all right. | |
| I'll speak for himself. | |
| Andrew, you go first and then I'll answer this question. | |
| I have a list. | |
| I'll just pull it up. | |
| I think for me, are you talking about the physical standards or are you talking about the non-physical standards? | |
| Oh, well, I think I have a preference for kind of smaller, more petite women and like them when they're well endowed. | |
| I think that that's pretty common, though. | |
| And then if you're talking about like the allocation of things I like external to that, I think things that are very important to me would be things like loyalty and the ability to show that they have some maternal instinct. | |
| And not only that, but their ability to not be vexing, right? | |
| That's a very important quality to me. | |
| Upset. | |
| I know vexing and Kirby means that. | |
| No, not upset. | |
| It's okay for people to get upset. | |
| People get upset all the time. | |
| Vexing is different. | |
| Vexing is things like shit testing men, pushing boundaries on purpose, trying to get a rise out of somebody for the purpose of creating chaos, things like that. | |
| And I've noted, even when I was younger, this was very common that there was a lot of women who were purposely vexing, and I just avoided them like the plague, essentially. | |
| So is it important for like a woman to be a virgin when you meet them? | |
| Oh, I did that last time. | |
| It's important that they have enough hand-eye coordination. | |
| They don't spell. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Like, I'm pretty sure you like women extra wet. | |
| Extra wet? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| That's usually something I do, but I'm blind. | |
| I mean, you probably still get them extra wet, but like, that's okay. | |
| Thank you, girl. | |
| Yeah, so is it important as Christian for your woman to be a virgin? | |
| Thank you, Queen. | |
| Sorry, go ahead. | |
| As far as Christian ethics goes, no, you're not doing anything immoral by not marrying a virgin or by dating somebody who's not a virgin. | |
| That is not an immoral thing in and of itself. | |
| So would that be your preference or not? | |
| Well, I mean, no, I think personally, my preference would be to have a woman who has a lower body count. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But would it be like rather than higher, yeah? | |
| Would it be virginity or not? | |
| He said, no. | |
| No, you'd rather marry a virgin on just not in the double digits, probably. | |
| No, I'm not. | |
| I'm just saying, like, as a preference, would you rather someone weigh it for you or not? | |
| It wouldn't be a deal breaker for me, but I would definitely prefer if a woman had a lower body count. | |
| I wouldn't be opposed to her being a virgin, I suppose. | |
| And as a man, is your body count high or low? | |
| Well, what do you consider a high body count to be? | |
| Double digits. | |
| Double digits, apparently. | |
| No, it's not double digits. | |
| It's not. | |
| So have you had numerous sexual partners? | |
| I think that's good. | |
| And have you felt in love with all the sexual partners you've had? | |
| He's not quite. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Would you expect a woman to be in love with all the sexual partners that she'd had? | |
| I just want to, I just want to like. | |
| I don't understand what you're asking me. | |
| Did you scoot your mic over her? | |
| No, I'm saying, like, obviously, before. | |
| Are you just trying to move into a deal of hypocrisy where you're like, why do you have these expectations for others when you have different expectations for yourself? | |
| Is that basically where you're going with this? | |
| Yeah, pretty much. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| I kind of figured. | |
| So it's a very low-tier kind of argument. | |
| So the idea that let's say for a second that I had fucked a thousand chicks, but I only wanted to date women who were virgins. | |
| That's not hypocrisy. | |
| But that's setting your standards higher than what you have as standards you say. | |
| Yeah, but what's hypocritical about it? | |
| Everything. | |
| What? | |
| What's hypocritical about it? | |
| That you expect a woman to close her legs when you're the one that's opening many women's legs. | |
| Yeah, but what's hypocritical about that? | |
| Because you expect a woman to be a virgin, however, you expect every other woman. | |
| Do you expect that men are taller than you? | |
| Can you stop button in, please? | |
| I'm being quite respectful and talking, and you just button in. | |
| Well, I mean, I'm just asking. | |
| No, I was halfway through my answer of when he was speaking. | |
| Okay, go ahead. | |
| No, because I've been calm on this conversation compared to normal. | |
| Yeah, that's true. | |
| It is true. | |
| That's very true. | |
| Yeah, I agree with that. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| So, what I'm saying is, you expect many women to open their legs for you, but then the woman that you want, you don't expect her to close her legs for a while. | |
| That's hypocrisy. | |
| No, it's being hypocritical. | |
| Yeah, so that would be. | |
| So I'm going to untangle these two concepts for you. | |
| The first one is, is no, I don't expect that at all, me personally. | |
| But if we're contending, stop, stop, stop. | |
| I said, sorry. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let me just answer. | |
| But if you're asking me from the perspective of the argument of hypocrisy, would it be hypocritical for a man to want to only date virgins if he himself is not a virgin? | |
| The answer is no. | |
| There's nothing hypocritical about that. | |
| But would that not work the same way around with women? | |
| Yeah, it would be the same. | |
| They wouldn't be hypocrites either. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What'd you think, Brian? | |
| I mean, I certainly have thoughts on this. | |
| I actually don't think that there's anything wrong, for example, if a man who perhaps he has a high body count, if he wants to date a woman with a low body count or even a virgin? | |
| I don't think there's anything wrong with that. | |
| I don't even think it's hypocritical. | |
| So is it wrong for a woman with a high body count to win a man that has had a low body count? | |
| That has a low body count? | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, I wouldn't be wrong. | |
| No, no. | |
| It's not a matter of saying that it's wrong. | |
| It's just a matter of saying what's hypocrisy and what isn't. | |
| That's hypocrisy. | |
| No, it wouldn't be hypocritical, and I wouldn't object to a woman with a high body count preferring a man with a low body count, although I think this is much more rare than the reverse. | |
| Hypocrisy, hypocrisy is the espousing or advocacy of a position which you yourself will not follow. | |
| Will not. | |
| Okay, so if you say, if you say this, I have the expectation that I have a high body count but will only sleep with virgins, that's not hypocritical. | |
| It's only hypocritical, only hypocritical. | |
| Hang on, hang on, I'm explaining it so that you understand. | |
| It would only be hypocritical for you to say, but women can't do the same thing. | |
| That would be when you would be the hypocrite. | |
| So would you be happy wifing someone who had like lots of people? | |
| And I was wondering about that when you first came on. | |
| You were asking something about that. | |
| I've been married for years and years. | |
| Andrew, go get your wife. | |
| Just go get your wife. | |
| Go get a wife. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Andrew, go get Rachel just to remove all doubts. | |
| Yeah, what are you talking about? | |
| Remove all doubt. | |
| But here, I'll give you happily, happily married, have been forced to be a little bit of a decision for a decade. | |
| What the hell are you talking about? | |
| Like, what are you talking about? | |
| The fact that you got divorced. | |
| Yeah, I heard he's saying something like that. | |
| What in the world would that have to do with anything? | |
| Brian said, go get your wife. | |
| Do what Daddy says. | |
| Shut up. | |
| I'm having a conversation. | |
| They're on the east side. | |
| Darby's asleep right now. | |
| They're on the east coast. | |
| If you want to prove the point, then this shouldn't be an issue. | |
| What's the issue? | |
| I don't even see what the issue is. | |
| What daddy said? | |
| Go get your wife. | |
| Here, really quick. | |
| Okay, I'm going to weigh in on this conversation here a little bit. | |
| So you're saying essentially that if a man who has a high body count, it would be hypocritical or wrong for him to want to date a woman with a low body count? | |
| No, I'm not saying that. | |
| I just said, I said, like, basically, they always expect women to have low body counts when they're happy to do what they want to do and sleep with as many people as they want to sleep with. | |
| However, then I expect women who have opened the legs for them to close the legs for everyone, including the people that they've slept with. | |
| So just not have. | |
| So a guy who's promiscuous wants to date a woman who's not promiscuous. | |
| Is that your argument? | |
| No, I'm saying basically if he goes and sits with a lot of promiscuous women and then expects to wife a non-promiscuous woman, why is he then expecting to have sex with a lot of promiscuous women and then be able to wife someone who's not promiscuous and not understand the other side to it of these women have been promiscuous for him. | |
| However, you can't understand anything about, oh yeah, these women can't be promiscuous to anyone and they're only allowed me. | |
| It's preference, because like, for example. | |
| No, I get it. | |
| I get it's preference. | |
| I'm just saying, like, it's very double standards with most men with what they expect from a woman. | |
| Before you're going to be a little bit more excited about that, before you go on my mind, I'm going to get into my argument, but. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Let me say, if you don't mind. | |
| So like right now, like I know you do like OnlyFans and stuff. | |
| Most of those guys, they have money, right? | |
| They have money. | |
| Most of them are broken, right? | |
| Most of them are poor. | |
| They don't just like me to spend all the money. | |
| They're irresponsible. | |
| Once you decide to stop doing that, are you going to want a rich man or are you going to be okay with the poor man? | |
| I'm curious. | |
| Okay, well, yeah. | |
| As long as they love me for me and I'm more if I earn my own money, then it can completely be on the basis of I like them for their personality rather than their money. | |
| Because most women who don't earn their own money go for a man because of their money. | |
| Whereas if I'm making my own money, I can choose a man off like my connection with the man, which is why I like doing what I'm doing because I'm earning my own money so that people can't then be like, oh yeah, she's a gold digger. | |
| She's this, she's that. | |
| And Brian completely owns it. | |
| I know you want to move on, but I just have a real quick question. | |
| I don't want to move on. | |
| I want to actually have to fucking argue. | |
| I have a question to you after. | |
| I'm going to stop right now after this question. | |
| Besides OnlyFans, what other skills do you have? | |
| Like once you decide to stop doing that, like addressing her fucking argument, you're derailing. | |
| I'm going to be set for life. | |
| I'm derailing. | |
| As soon as I decide to stop, you're not even signing up on the topic. | |
| Then I'm going to get off. | |
| Okay, go on, mom. | |
| So I have a question for Brian, and it's Andrew, right? | |
| Andrew? | |
| Holy shit. | |
| No, you can wait. | |
| Oh, you can wait. | |
| You know what it's saying? | |
| Maybe I'm confused. | |
| I don't know what the hell's going on. | |
| Is that okay if I no, you can wait to ask it later? | |
| Jesus. | |
| She's been very quiet the whole podcast. | |
| She wants to put in an yeah, but it's been very clear that I'm trying to actually engage with your conversation here. | |
| And I'm continuously. | |
| I don't know how this is the right joke. | |
| I understand. | |
| He wanted to speak and I told you. | |
| No, it's just you guys are fucking feral tonight. | |
| Normally the panels are not this fucking degen and feral. | |
| But look how many tips you've got. | |
| I don't care. | |
| You do care. | |
| That's why you do this job. | |
| Okay, they had a little bit of a job. | |
| Yeah, well, I do have a lot of money. | |
| Let him. | |
| Yeah, so you've got a lot of money from this panel tonight. | |
| Yeah, but I'd prefer a more chill panel where we can actually get through the conversation. | |
| So what are you going to say? | |
| Get through anything regarding. | |
| If having a more chill show means I make less money, I'm all for it. | |
| What is your argument towards? | |
| Why did you invite me on this? | |
| You were not this feral last time. | |
| No, no, because I couldn't get a word in last time. | |
| What's your argument compared to what she's doing? | |
| so let me ask you a question when it comes to this whole body count double standard hypocrisy thing a woman who wants a man to pay will you agree that a lot of women want men to pay for first dates pay for the whole date A lot, but not. | |
| Not all. | |
| Not all. | |
| Oh, absolutely. | |
| Some women are willing to go 50-50. | |
| But let's say it's 50%. | |
| 50% of women want men to pay for the first date. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do those women like I think the angle here would be if 50% of these women want men to pay for the first dates, is there a double standard that exists if they wouldn't be willing to pay for a first date? | |
| Which they're clearly not. | |
| I can't comment on this because I'm happy to pay for it. | |
| I feel like men are 100%. | |
| Oh my God, you guys cannot engage at all. | |
| I'm trying to give my yes women do pay for dates. | |
| Women go 50-50. | |
| That's not the conversation. | |
| The conversation is that you have a large cohort of women who want men to pay for first aids, expect men to pay for first dates, but they would never pay for a first date. | |
| Does this make them hypocritical? | |
| Or can we just acknowledge that men and women don't have perfect symmetry in what they desire in a partner? | |
| Ergo, a man who has a high body count or who has a promiscuous past is perfectly within his right to demand and want a woman with a low body count the same women the same way that women demand traits and things in men that they don't possess themselves. | |
| I don't think that's comparable. | |
| It's absolutely comparable. | |
| I don't. | |
| Women demand I feel like it's just because we can't relate to it personally. | |
| So it's hard for us to see on an outside perspective of how is it not comparable? | |
| It's literally a double standard. | |
| The money scenario is different to body count and what you want. | |
| What he's trying to say is like if a woman wants a guy to pay for the first date and that's like her standard, like if he doesn't want to pay, she's out, right? | |
| But if the guy says like I want a girl with a low body count and if you don't have a low body count, I'm out. | |
| That's like there's no double standard. | |
| It's just kind of like what your standard is. | |
| It's okay. | |
| And that's okay. | |
| It's perfectly comparable because women have expectations of men that they themselves are not willing to, in terms of behavior, they're not willing to conduct themselves that way. | |
| For example, women want men to initiate, but they won't initiate. | |
| Women want men to make the first move, but they don't make the first move. | |
| Does that make women hypocrites? | |
| No, it just, it's the reality of the dating dynamics where there's asymmetry between what men want and what women want. | |
| Yeah, I get what you're saying. | |
| So I don't think it's a double standard. | |
| I agree with you, Brian. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| Do you really? | |
| Because I can't tell that you're sarcastic. | |
| I agree too. | |
| I'm just confused because you don't like it when we disagree, but you don't like it when we agree either. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| It doesn't matter, I guess. | |
| Yeah, it doesn't matter. | |
| It was just a statement. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Cool. | |
| I'm going to let a couple chats come through. | |
| Then I'm going to answer her question. | |
| Nielser donated $200. | |
| Let's see the Tramp stamp since you're so proud of this. | |
| You can follow me on IG at Lou Seaberg. | |
| And then you can see it, babe. | |
| It's supposed to be on there. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you, Belster. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Minor scars. | |
| All right. | |
| Then we have another one coming in from him. | |
| Belster? | |
| Belster. | |
| Belster. | |
| Like a Belcher. | |
| Belster. | |
| It sounds a little bit German. | |
| It does. | |
| No, Irish. | |
| Irish. | |
| I love it. | |
| Belsta donated $200. | |
| First off, love this show. | |
| To everyone here, what would you say your best quality is and why? | |
| And second, what's the most important quality to you? | |
| We can answer that. | |
| That's a really good question. | |
| I mean, this is, you've asked three questions here. | |
| I'll have to only do, I have to limit it to one person. | |
| This one. | |
| Our best quality and what we want. | |
| What's your best quality? | |
| What would you want in a man? | |
| Are we starting with me? | |
| Yeah, go ahead. | |
| My best quality is my entertainment, singing, dancing, anything entertainment-wise. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm pretty funny. | |
| Once someone gets to know me and I'm quiet, but once she starts talking, huh? | |
| What about you? | |
| I think my compassion. | |
| Okay, what about you? | |
| My ability to empathize. | |
| It's a good one. | |
| Okay. | |
| Not with men. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Best quality? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I guess that I'm nurturing and kind. | |
| Not ballet? | |
| Well, my best quality, I guess I was thinking more of like my personality quality kind of thing. | |
| So overall, yeah, I guess that, that I'm kind and like nurturing. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| My best quality is that I'm funny, which is part of my profession. | |
| And my husband's best quality is that no matter what, since I met him, he was always the boss guy. | |
| So that's what I love about him, the boss. | |
| Best quality? | |
| My best quality, I would say, would be like, my heart. | |
| I don't know. | |
| My heart and my soul is good, I feel. | |
| The hair is pretty nice too. | |
| There's a lot of good things about you, girl. | |
| But looks don't matter to me. | |
| Yours, Andrew? | |
| I mean, Brian. | |
| And Andrew, what's your best quality? | |
| Andrew, you can go first. | |
| My best quality is that I am 100% dependable. | |
| I think your best quality is that you're patient. | |
| You've been patient with all of us. | |
| I think you're very good. | |
| You're very patient. | |
| What you do for a living is always been very, I've always been a very patient man, but it's that I'm dependable. | |
| Such a good master. | |
| I would say that my wife can likely predict, if you were going to ask me a question, exactly what my answer to it would be. | |
| And so because of that, because the ethical standard is such that it's always predictable, you always know what I'm going to do before I do it. | |
| Now, I think that many women would likely hate that because in order to have that, you have to have really strict boundaries. | |
| Very, very strict boundaries of behavior you will put up with and behavior you won't put up with. | |
| But ultimately, I also think that it's probably the best quality a man can have is actual dependability. | |
| You can predict exactly what he's going to do before he's going to do it because there's no volatility there. | |
| I think there's no volatility. | |
| Can I ask you a question? | |
| Wait, what's your best quality before you answer the question? | |
| Best quality. | |
| I'm just an hilarious cunt. | |
| And I've got loads of money that I can't help my man who apparently pays for everything, which he doesn't, because I like the fact that I can pay for a man and I can pay for myself and provide for myself and not rely on a man like most people do. | |
| And pretty much for your wife, I don't think there's a lot of people. | |
| Brian, what's your best quality? | |
| I have a full hairline. | |
| It's full hairline and full beard. | |
| Full hairline and full beard. | |
| What's your best quality? | |
| Not patience. | |
| You're not patient. | |
| He's trying to do it. | |
| I would say best quality. | |
| Best quality would either be. | |
| Consistency. | |
| Perseverance or I'm the person you go to if you want to make something actually happen. | |
| A lot of people talk. | |
| They want to do something. | |
| I'm the person, like, I'll make something happen. | |
| I don't call the shopping. | |
| Consistency. | |
| That goes into consideration. | |
| You're a consistent person. | |
| I agree. | |
| And I'm the guy who's willing to be the asshole because. | |
| That's the best quality. | |
| It's the same quality. | |
| Sometimes, yeah, sometimes you need somebody. | |
| So this is the same exact quality. | |
| It really is coming down to dependability. | |
| The idea here is just if you have really staunch, staunch boundaries as a man, and you have very staunch boundaries as to what you will accept and what you won't from an ethical purview and standards of behavior from people, you will always be dependable because you're predictable. | |
| People know exactly what you're going to do before you do it. | |
| You know what? | |
| Honestly, I think that that's the best quality that men can have. | |
| I think your pink lips are your best quality. | |
| Have you ever cheated? | |
| He has nice pink lips. | |
| Have you ever cheated? | |
| I'm talking about physical attributes. | |
| So your pink lips and your teeth are your best quality. | |
| And your patience. | |
| I will say you're very patient from what I expected. | |
| I haven't really seen so much interview of you, but you're very patient. | |
| And I appreciate that. | |
| Have you ever cheated? | |
| No, thank you. | |
| That's not your best quality, babe. | |
| Gratitude. | |
| Gratitude is always not a check. | |
| I've never cheated, yes or no? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Okay, moving on. | |
| Has any of your partners ever cheated on you? | |
| But if you keep smoking them cigarettes, those pink lips are going to go soon. | |
| Oh, yes or no? | |
| Yes or no? | |
| I didn't hear the question. | |
| I need you. | |
| You're not talking to the mic, baby. | |
| Just real quick, real quick, and then I'll let you ask. | |
| Hang on, real quick, and then I'll let you ask. | |
| When multiple people speak at the same time, you see I have an earpiece in? | |
| It drowns everything out, so I can't specifically hear what you're asking me. | |
| I'm trying. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| I said, Has any of your previous or current partners ever cheated on you? | |
| Yeah, it's happened. | |
| Sad times. | |
| That makes sense. | |
| Don't be a cheater. | |
| I think that's pretty, I think that's pretty common, especially when you're in high school, right? | |
| Yeah, is that why you convey your anger to go? | |
| You're right. | |
| I'm emotionally damaged because 25 years ago, some high school sweetheart cheated on me. | |
| You got it all fixed up. | |
| It does stare with you guys. | |
| It does stare with you. | |
| It's a great job. | |
| Did they make sense? | |
| So why are you a misogynist then? | |
| Fantastic. | |
| Let's get her a tweet. | |
| Can we get you a tweet suit and a magnifying glass? | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| I got to come in here really quick. | |
| So you said to Andrew, so that's why you're a misogynist. | |
| I said, why are you? | |
| Oh, you asked why he's a misogynist. | |
| But before we get to that, just so we, because you know, these terms, people have different definitions, how do you define misogyny? | |
| No, You answer the question. | |
| Someone that dislikes women projects hatred towards women. | |
| Okay. | |
| What does he said that would lead you to believe that? | |
| I mean, his whole attitude, his views on everything we've been talking about this past four hours. | |
| See, I would like to point out in my defense here that I've gone out of my way on this panel to be as nice as pie to every single person. | |
| You've not been nice. | |
| Hang on, I haven't insulted a single person. | |
| Haven't said anything. | |
| Your holotone is so patronizing. | |
| Yeah, you hang on. | |
| Can I give an accounting of my defense here? | |
| I haven't said a crass word to anybody here. | |
| As it turns out, no matter what I do, regardless of what I do, it doesn't matter how nice I am, doesn't matter how mean I am, it doesn't matter what I say. | |
| Because the truth is, is that if I disagree with you and don't kiss your fucking ass and treat you like you're a princess, you're going to call me a misogynist no matter what. | |
| And the proof is tonight, I've barely even engaged. | |
| And when I have, it's been nothing but respect. | |
| I know, but I feel like everyone just knows what you're already lying. | |
| I feel like everyone knows what you're like already, so that's why we have a hit or something. | |
| You know what, Andrew? | |
| Patronizing. | |
| I was expecting you to be worse. | |
| I'll be honest. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Patronizing how? | |
| Every time you talk, you're like, slow down, hold on, let me talk. | |
| That's not patronizing. | |
| You are as well. | |
| Oh, put your mic down. | |
| You're just trying to get control. | |
| Shut up. | |
| It's not alright. | |
| Don't delete it. | |
| It's so desperate for our troll. | |
| It's not a thing. | |
| I don't like it at all. | |
| Here's me actually being patronizing so you know. | |
| I think you're a stupid fucking bimbo. | |
| You're dumb as a box of rocks. | |
| I don't know why you have an opinion on anything, and you should spend the rest of your life in repentance and shutting the fuck up. | |
| That's what I actually think. | |
| Exactly. | |
| You're a misogynist. | |
| I know what you get paid for us doing our job. | |
| Is that not sad? | |
| If we didn't do our jobs, you would not have any money. | |
| You say we depend on men. | |
| You depend on us being here. | |
| Yeah, no, literally, if we weren't alive, you would not have a job. | |
| You would not have a job without us. | |
| Do you think I get paid? | |
| You only get paid because we're alive. | |
| Karen is downstairs. | |
| No. | |
| I get paid for my political takes, you idiot. | |
| Well, no, you don't. | |
| Yes. | |
| Against OnlyFans girls. | |
| Against women. | |
| You get paid for being mean to women. | |
| We could do this show without any OnlyFans girls. | |
| No, I can't. | |
| I think the time lockdown is more entertaining than the last episode I watched her. | |
| What I do online is engaging with you fucking idiots on whatever. | |
| You think I'm an idiot, Andrew? | |
| Because a lot of people get views and a lot of people like seeing fit girls on clips. | |
| So that's why people watch. | |
| It's not to see. | |
| Why do you not understand what I just said? | |
| Yeah, it's not got anything to do with me. | |
| It's got a lot to do with a lot of people. | |
| But why were you asking me to come on if you don't want clips from me? | |
| I wanted Bevo on, to be honest. | |
| Yeah, no, I know you did. | |
| That's why I didn't give you him because he's not going to come on any of the bimbles. | |
| I'm not going to be able to. | |
| No, you've seen pretty nice. | |
| Can black girls be bimbles? | |
| Huh? | |
| Everyone can be a bimbles. | |
| Can black girls be bimbles? | |
| I'm just curious. | |
| You can. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Did you know? | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| I wanted to know what he thinks of this. | |
| So, wait, misogyny is asking people to correct their mic position. | |
| It's just his attitude. | |
| No, I was the one. | |
| You pointed, you made that criticism. | |
| I didn't say yours. | |
| It just doesn't matter. | |
| Like, having any conversation with any of you where your asses aren't kissed, the guy's a misogynist. | |
| Why are you doing it? | |
| He's evil. | |
| Why are you doing it? | |
| Like, I don't even know how you're going to get along. | |
| Why are you having a conversation with us? | |
| There's going to be a lot of people. | |
| Why are you having a conversation with us if it's no point of you doing it? | |
| Why are you in the panel? | |
| Can you stop interrupting? | |
| Why are you in the panel? | |
| He's going to literally break down as well. | |
| You just got to stop interrupting. | |
| You got to stop interrupting. | |
| There's going to be real challenges. | |
| Like, real challenges in your life ahead. | |
| Actual ones. | |
| Not some guy who just says, listen, let me just challenge what you're saying here briefly. | |
| Right? | |
| That is so much. | |
| The guy's a misogynist. | |
| He's evil. | |
| He needs such a fucking safe space in a bubble. | |
| You have to call him a misogynist and this type of thing. | |
| It's like, look, when real challenges come down the road for you, you're going to crack like a fucking egg. | |
| All right. | |
| All right, mate. | |
| You know nothing. | |
| What are you in about? | |
| You think I haven't faced real challenges? | |
| What's a misogynist? | |
| You know nothing about women haters. | |
| No, I don't think that's a real hat. | |
| You know nothing about me. | |
| Sacrifice fucking nothing for nobody else. | |
| My head is other than your wife fucking shagging a load of other people. | |
| No. | |
| That's literally fake news. | |
| But it's not, though, is it? | |
| Yeah, it is, though. | |
| So you're with a woman that's got your kids. | |
| I'll tell you what. | |
| So you're with a woman that has your kids. | |
| So are you with a woman that has your kids? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| But you're a massive Christian that has an issue with women. | |
| You have an issue with women because you project your insecurities on everyone else. | |
| Just women who are misogynists. | |
| You make money from trying to bully your girls. | |
| Like, it's just fucking sad. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let him respond. | |
| You got to be quiet. | |
| Let him respond. | |
| Stop. | |
| Why did you just say that I had children with another woman? | |
| No, she had children without goo. | |
| Which is not a bad thing. | |
| It's not a bad thing, but you seem to have hatred towards all women. | |
| And then you say all this shit about women having different partners and all this. | |
| Nothing else. | |
| And then you don't give a shit. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| I don't hate you. | |
| I just think you're dumb. | |
| All right, cool. | |
| I think you're dumb. | |
| At least I'm basing this. | |
| So here's the thing: I'm so non-sexist that if Cuck Beatles, I'm going to call him fucking dumb too. | |
| Because your sex doesn't matter. | |
| You're both fucking stupid. | |
| And it doesn't matter if you have a penis or not. | |
| You dumb scowl. | |
| You know what? | |
| I feel like you're a penis. | |
| He said scad with scad mean. | |
| Skank. | |
| Like, oh, goodie. | |
| Scank. | |
| It sounded like. | |
| Your wife's also a skank. | |
| Whoa, that's not. | |
| No, no, but it's true. | |
| You judge other women. | |
| All right, are you going to speak or not? | |
| You judge other women for having sex with different people. | |
| However, your wife has done that. | |
| What you, what, why, why come at different people for when you've been with someone who's the same? | |
| Wait, stop. | |
| Being with someone that's the same! | |
| You do not have standards that you may know you do. | |
| Karen is downstairs. | |
| Don't go. | |
| Karen is downstairs. | |
| I'm going out. | |
| You guys can say the same shit without yelling. | |
| Cool. | |
| Say the same shit without yelling. | |
| It's true about Karen downstairs. | |
| Don't wake up, Rachel for you. | |
| Ryan is trying to keep off me on the guy. | |
| Rage quit. | |
| Well, it's not rage, quit. | |
| I just call it. | |
| Wait, before you leave, before you leave. | |
| I'm going to let people do it. | |
| We're going to do another $69 roast. | |
| Oh, no, I'm not going to be doing that. | |
| Right. | |
| See you later. | |
| Bye. | |
| Subscribe to The OnlyFans. | |
| It's in the comments. | |
| See you later. | |
| I mean, dude. | |
| The ballerina has been wanting to talk for the last hour. | |
| I'm going to get her in. | |
| Okay, don't worry. | |
| You're going to get in. | |
| Melanie's going to make this about English sassy. | |
| We've got tape out. | |
| So if anyone wants to watch it... | |
| Thank you. | |
| Hasta luego. | |
| It was nice to meet you guys. | |
| Get home safe. | |
| You too. | |
| Good night. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's going to be so much quieter now. | |
| All right. | |
| How do I want to? | |
| I want to. | |
| Okay, you three scoot down. | |
| All three of you. | |
| I'm going to go down here. | |
| I wanted to talk to her. | |
| Oh, yo. | |
| Ah, your wife wants to talk to you. | |
| Oh, did they do that? | |
| All right, Kill, one minute. | |
| One minute. | |
| Okay, well, just hang tight. | |
| I guess she's going to sit there then. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah, you want to talk about it. | |
| You want to come talk to him? | |
| Are she coming back, Brian? | |
| I guess she's going to be. | |
| Go on. | |
| All right. | |
| Are you coming back? | |
| No, I'm not coming back. | |
| Please, please. | |
| You're so entertaining. | |
| Sit down. | |
| I don't want to sit down. | |
| I'm just listening to this and then I'm all. | |
| Oh, you got to sit down. | |
| You want to say it wife? | |
| Yeah, Rachel. | |
| Rachel's here. | |
| You want to say all this to her? | |
| No? | |
| You don't want to say it? | |
| You don't want to say it? | |
| She's right here. | |
| You don't want to say it to her? | |
| Hi, Rachel. | |
| At the end of the day, I'm not going to listen to a man that tells me to sit down. | |
| I do what I want. | |
| Okay? | |
| Cool. | |
| Right. | |
| See you there. | |
| I also want to. | |
| I don't want to sit down and listen to the woman. | |
| I also do what I want. | |
| Bring her on. | |
| Bring Rachel. | |
| She's already. | |
| She's outie. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Bring Rachel on. | |
| We still want to see Rachel. | |
| I do want to see Rachel. | |
| Belster said, yeah, we're not going to do the roast. | |
| We're not going to drop the roast. | |
| She hasn't been able to do that. | |
| That girl looked like she had a donut intertube around her waist. | |
| Okay, you guys scoot down, please. | |
| Okay, but not our mics. | |
| I want to say this. | |
| Yeah, just the bodies. | |
| I want to say this. | |
| Brian, you're an internet hole, too. | |
| No, no. | |
| You're an internet hoe. | |
| How am I an internet hole? | |
| I'm actually waiting for this argument. | |
| You're a pimp. | |
| You're an internet pimp. | |
| You bring women on here. | |
| It's a great time for us to do this. | |
| Hush. | |
| You bring women on here to exploit their emotional vulnerability for likes, views, and tips. | |
| Your internet hole tips. | |
| You're exploited. | |
| You know that young girls are more immune to have emotional instability, and that's what we're on here. | |
| How's it how? | |
| To exploit for likes, views, and tips. | |
| You're internet hoe, too. | |
| You're internet pimp. | |
| You pimp a young woman to come on your show. | |
| Yeah, he's a not you. | |
| You're the pimp. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I'll hear out your fucking criticism, but I gotta check what's going on back here. | |
| Oh, yeah, but even I'm sorry for you. | |
| I mean, I would just accept the argument. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| He's a pimp. | |
| What? | |
| Big pimp and brian. | |
| Brian, get that pimp hand back in here. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| Can you uh can you guys leave? | |
| Yeah, I'm leaving. | |
| She's not a cheap on. | |
| Yeah, her shoes are on. | |
| Yeah, she jumped that we got them on that. | |
| So you have to leave it now. | |
| It's my dream. | |
| Tata. | |
| Tata. | |
| Wait, how did this happen? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Wow, you guys absolutely. | |
| Why did you? | |
| I don't know what happened. | |
| It wasn't me. | |
| What? | |
| Whose idea was it to move the microphones? | |
| I don't think anybody. | |
| Did we move the microphone? | |
| Yes, you did. | |
| Whose idea was that? | |
| I don't think it was anybody's idea. | |
| She's sitting on two chairs. | |
| If they're gonna move her over. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| There we go. | |
| Everything's gonna be fine. | |
| Everything's gonna be quite okay. | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| Hey, chat, do you hear this? | |
| Do we need a duck? | |
| Is it Karen? | |
| A little bit scary. | |
| What's going on? | |
| One sec, Andrew. | |
| Give me. | |
| Okay. | |
| One second. | |
| Give me a moment. | |
| Turn the lights off. | |
| Yeah, don't worry about it. | |
| Get her phone. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Bro, you guys are so fucking disruptive. | |
| You guys are fucking 50 minutes late. | |
| You were disruptive the whole fucking show. | |
| Yeah, but we made the show. | |
| No, you fucking didn't. | |
| Get the fuck out. | |
| Get the fuck out. | |
| I don't give a fuck. | |
| Fucking idiots. | |
| Fucking D-Gens. | |
| Okay, what's your criticism? | |
| What's your criticism? | |
| Wait, no, hold on. | |
| Just to be fair, you had a question. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Okay, well, originally the question was what we were talking about before, but that's okay. | |
| Let's just forget about it. | |
| But I did want to say one thing. | |
| In my message to you, I didn't really tell you much. | |
| I just said, I'm a ballet dancer and I've never had a boyfriend. | |
| And I realized I should have maybe given more information. | |
| But there was one thing that I did want to bring up: a thought that I had that I've been thinking about this week leading up to the podcast. | |
| This is a long preamble. | |
| Can we arrive at the point? | |
| Here's the question. | |
| Look, I'm going to be. | |
| You could have just asked the question, but go ahead. | |
| Now, I don't know. | |
| It's like, I don't want to really say it. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I have to say it, girl. | |
| Just say it. | |
| I was going to say that I was thinking about how. | |
| This is actually. | |
| Normally, I disagree with Andrew about the whole voting thing, but like bring the fucking patriarchy back, bro. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Because one woman was disruptive. | |
| I'm so sorry. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| That's really the most polite woman here on the thing. | |
| That's what I was trying to tell you. | |
| You're picking the wrong one. | |
| Hang on. | |
| We're going to bring the temperature down a little bit. | |
| My girl, what? | |
| Temperature down a little bit. | |
| We'll bring the temperature down a little bit. | |
| It's nice to see all of you on the panel. | |
| I'm going to have a nice stiff drink here, right? | |
| It's great to see all of you here, right? | |
| We'll get right back to the show here. | |
| But take it back. | |
| Back on you. | |
| Your internet pen. | |
| And still, the person who has been able to speak the least is still not able to say what she wants to say. | |
| And we allowed so many people. | |
| Because she's doing a 30-second preamble. | |
| But now all we're slamming is spending time talking about it. | |
| You know that Ryan is a fair person. | |
| You own the wrong podcast. | |
| He's not a fair person. | |
| He never has. | |
| My job's not to be fair. | |
| I think you're right about that. | |
| As a host. | |
| My job is to move things forward so we're not here all fucking night. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Get to your question, please. | |
| It wasn't a question this one. | |
| It was an observation. | |
| I was thinking. | |
| Okay, make sure that you're going to be able to do it. | |
| Let her fucking go. | |
| This is crazy. | |
| But bro, you don't need to preamble. | |
| Just like it wasn't a question. | |
| I don't. | |
| Okay, fine. | |
| I was wrong. | |
| It's not a question. | |
| I'm sorry, but aren't you wasting time by talking about it right now when she could have already finished? | |
| Thank you. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Okay, and that's insane. | |
| Yeah, and I could just say the same thing to you because now you're contributing to the meta conversation. | |
| Just talk. | |
| I was going to say that I feel that nowadays good men do not get enough recognition. | |
| I feel like in the past, we had a lot of men that they were like on top and getting all the recognition. | |
| And I think that when I think of society, I think of like a pendulum. | |
| And I felt like it was too much in the past this way. | |
| And with feminism, like that helped bring women voices and this kind of thing. | |
| That was a good thing. | |
| But now I feel like we've swung a little bit too far on the other side, in some ways, not always. | |
| And I just was thinking to myself how there are good men. | |
| I'm not saying all men because there can be good men, bad men, and women as well. | |
| But I feel like good men don't get enough recognition and they don't get enough praise in a way for their good behaviors. | |
| And so then we kind of instill more bad behavior because we're like saying we hate men. | |
| I'm not saying we also, you know what I'm saying? | |
| But there is this movement of like we hate men or men suck. | |
| And sometimes I can have moments where I feel that where I feel like, because you know, if I get cat called or like, you know, there's moments like that. | |
| But then there are moments where men can be very good and kind to me and protective. | |
| And I think that as a society, we've swung too much a little bit the opposite direction. | |
| Feminism is, was a good thing, but I do feel like it's gone a little bit too far. | |
| And that was just a thought that I had. | |
| And I felt that I should have had that in my little blurb to you on Instagram. | |
| And I just didn't really give you any information. | |
| So what do you think, Brian? | |
| I want to say. | |
| And you know what? | |
| There might be somebody out there right now watching this dating. | |
| Yeah, seriously. | |
| And might agree with you. | |
| You might get some little messages from some guys, you know? | |
| Thank you, Brian, for allowing her to speak. | |
| Yes. | |
| Thank you for that. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Here, let me read this chat. | |
| All right. | |
| JJ Mann, LOL. | |
| Brian is saved. | |
| Bring back the patriarchy. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you, JJ. | |
| Appreciate it, man. | |
| Thank you so much for the soup chat. | |
| I really appreciate it, Ryan. | |
| Thank you for the membership. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Okay, so let's get to your criticism. | |
| I'd like to hopefully talk about dating tonight. | |
| It's just been a lot of meta conversation. | |
| Yeah, we can go talk about it in. | |
| Forget what I said. | |
| Talk about it in. | |
| Well, I'll give it five minutes. | |
| How about that? | |
| So what's your criticism? | |
| You're an internet hoe, just like us. | |
| Just like the only fans. | |
| Yeah, I don't do sex work. | |
| Yeah, you don't have to. | |
| You exploit young women and their emotional instability for likes, views, and tips. | |
| You know, as a 30. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Define exploit. | |
| Because I want to make sure we're talking about the same thing. | |
| You willingly know, as a 35-year-old. | |
| Define exploit. | |
| I can't. | |
| So you define it. | |
| You define it. | |
| You define it. | |
| You use the word exploit. | |
| I cannot give you a total definition. | |
| So you define it. | |
| You use the word. | |
| You define it. | |
| I know what it means. | |
| It's not even my job to define a word. | |
| Can you moderate this real quick? | |
| Okay, can we both agree for the sake of this argument to take advantage of? | |
| Yes. | |
| You take advantage of young women who are emotionally unstable, specifically women, because you know men have way more control over their emotions for like views and tips. | |
| That's why you don't have too many 40-year-olds, 50-year-olds, 60-year-olds on your podcast. | |
| 49-year-olds. | |
| One. | |
| Majority of your people that you have on this podcast are young. | |
| And you. | |
| Let's address a single point at a time. | |
| Yeah, you can't. | |
| So just give me a point at a time. | |
| Let me moderate it fairly. | |
| Okay. | |
| Meaning I'll make sure it's fair, but just one point at a time so he can respond to each point. | |
| Start with the first point. | |
| You exploit emotionally unstable young women for likes, views, and tips. | |
| Tips. | |
| You're an internet pimp. | |
| You're internet hoe. | |
| You're doing it for the views and tips just like. | |
| So what evidence do you have for that? | |
| This podcast. | |
| Okay, so the last one. | |
| And the last one. | |
| Sure, sure, sure. | |
| What tonight has been exploitative? | |
| Well, I could speak about the lab podcast. | |
| Are you in it or are you an Audi? | |
| Here. | |
| What? | |
| Yes. | |
| Are you an innie or are you an Audi? | |
| You said that on the last podcast. | |
| That's very exploitative. | |
| So a young woman that you know that can ruin her reputation. | |
| How many bodies have you, how many people have you had sex with? | |
| You know how much that could ruin a reputation. | |
| Some of the young girls don't know. | |
| It doesn't matter. | |
| You're exploiting for likes, views, and tips. | |
| How would that be exploitative? | |
| You're an internet pimp. | |
| You're an internet hoe. | |
| You're doing it for the... | |
| Look at your eyes. | |
| You're tired. | |
| You're stressed out. | |
| You're doing it all for the likes, tips, and Jesus. | |
| Bro, you got to step up. | |
| You gotta let me create a bunch of people. | |
| I'm not a bro. | |
| I'm a cis. | |
| I know you want me to be a bro, but I'm not. | |
| Let me moderate. | |
| I'll moderate it fairly. | |
| I know you want to see. | |
| Let him respond. | |
| Go ahead, bro. | |
| Vinny. | |
| Okay, so tonight, what evidence do you have that I exploited anybody here at this panel? | |
| Let me think. | |
| You exploited the British one that was sitting here. | |
| How? | |
| You cursed at her? | |
| How is it? | |
| You call it a cunt? | |
| You tell her a fuck. | |
| Whoa, whoa, hold on. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Stop that. | |
| That's an exploit. | |
| No, Hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I never called her a cunt. | |
| Yeah, you didn't. | |
| No, I didn't. | |
| This is the second time you've never been in the city. | |
| I think shuttish people like the second time. | |
| Yeah, because you're being a cunt, quite frankly. | |
| Really? | |
| Do you know what a false accusation is? | |
| This is why women are extremely dangerous because they will assert with the utmost confidence that a man did something or said something that is on tape that he clearly did not even do. | |
| I did not call her a cunt. | |
| You're an internet hoe, and it doesn't matter what you're talking about. | |
| Wow, you didn't even address the conversation. | |
| You didn't even address the conversation. | |
| What is this doing? | |
| Can you guys agree that he's doing this all for likes, views, and yeah, but we all agreed to be on this podcast? | |
| He's an internet. | |
| We all literally signed a waiver that said we were going to be on this podcast. | |
| Particularly, he's an internet hoe, and he hates internet hoes. | |
| You're an internet hoe, too. | |
| Let me, can I ask you a question? | |
| Mine too. | |
| If you go to a job during the day and you punch a time clock and you go in, you punch time clock out. | |
| Are you a job hoe? | |
| Yes. | |
| So then just basically, then just so you can do it. | |
| He's not happy. | |
| You're not happy with you that you're doing. | |
| You got to let him finish. | |
| Be quiet. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Basically, what your position reduces to is anybody, anything, or anything anybody does ever for the purposes of money is a hoe. | |
| So who cares? | |
| If everybody's a hoe, nobody's a hoe. | |
| I'll be at the Long Beach Life Factory tomorrow. | |
| You're in. | |
| I'm at 100 hoe. | |
| You're doing it for likes. | |
| Minds. | |
| You're stressed out. | |
| You're bothered. | |
| Why are you doing? | |
| No, let me finish. | |
| Just like he said, let you finish. | |
| Let me finish. | |
| You're stressed. | |
| You have bags under your eyes. | |
| You're like tired of us. | |
| You're under all this pressure. | |
| You're annoyed. | |
| And you're doing this all for tips, likes, and money. | |
| So what makes you more different than me? | |
| You're so stressed. | |
| Oh my God, bro. | |
| Oh, you're so fucking retired. | |
| You're such an idiot. | |
| Then why are you doing it? | |
| Because I'm such an idiot. | |
| Have the idiots off your show. | |
| Then you can make your money. | |
| Have all the smart people on your show who believe in all the things that you believe in. | |
| You're an internet hoe, too. | |
| You're an internet pimp. | |
| You're internet pimp. | |
| You have majority of women on your podcast for a specific reason. | |
| You don't have that many men come on your podcast for a specific reason. | |
| You want to exploit young girls specifically for views. | |
| You mean adults? | |
| Likes and tips. | |
| No. | |
| I mean young adult women. | |
| They don't exploit themselves. | |
| Yeah, we know. | |
| Yeah, but it doesn't matter, bro. | |
| He's the oldest. | |
| He's the oldest embarrassing. | |
| And he knows what the fuck he's doing. | |
| She's the oldest, actually. | |
| How old are you? | |
| She's 49. | |
| I'm 49, mine children. | |
| Well, I forgot you were here. | |
| 29. | |
| You. | |
| I mean, you know, you're an internet hoe. | |
| He said 49. | |
| What's your name? | |
| No, you're not an internet hoe. | |
| Do you like what you do for a living? | |
| You don't look like it. | |
| You don't sound like it. | |
| I so come on. | |
| Are you? | |
| I'm not my favorite car. | |
| Do you like what you do for a living? | |
| You don't sound like it. | |
| You don't look like it. | |
| You look like you're stressed out and you're tired of us. | |
| What does that have to do? | |
| Everything. | |
| You're an internet hoe. | |
| You're doing it for the money. | |
| You're running over for YouTube views. | |
| You're bending your ass over for YouTube views to get pulled in your eyes. | |
| Hold on. | |
| So let me respond. | |
| So your accusation is that I'm doing all this for YouTube views. | |
| I'm a YouTuber. | |
| Are you fucking your soul? | |
| You're selling your soul. | |
| You're selling it. | |
| You're stressed out. | |
| This is not something that makes you happy. | |
| It's so obvious it doesn't make you happy. | |
| Do most people do what they love? | |
| No, I don't. | |
| But you're talking about us who do what you love. | |
| I do what I love. | |
| I do. | |
| I love doing this. | |
| I love it. | |
| I believe you. | |
| I believe you, but I don't think he does. | |
| I don't think you do, Brian. | |
| I don't think you like what you do. | |
| I think it's very stressful for you. | |
| I think it's very overwhelming for you. | |
| And I think that you do it because it pays you the most, just like OnlyFans girls do. | |
| Yeah, but it's not sex work. | |
| So what's your point? | |
| It's still expectation. | |
| You're still selling your soul. | |
| You're still selling it. | |
| You're still selling your soul. | |
| Why are you totally at gym for all that? | |
| You're exploiting yourself. | |
| You're not selling yourself. | |
| You're splitting your time. | |
| I wish if you had a choice to be here with us or be with someone that you like, which will you choose? | |
| You should definitely be with somebody else. | |
| Exactly. | |
| So that's why you're selling your soul. | |
| You're here with us. | |
| You're here with us instead. | |
| You're here with us instead. | |
| If I go to my 9 to 5 job and I can't be with my girlfriend during my 9 to 5 job, am I selling myself? | |
| Yes. | |
| For $7.50 or $8.25 or however you do it for your hour. | |
| People need to make sure that you're going to be able to do it. | |
| So that's why you can't have an opinion on sex workers. | |
| You're also bending your ass over from the likes, views, and tips. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| I can't believe that. | |
| Why do we all agree to? | |
| Like, why did you agree to come on the show? | |
| For likes, views, and tips? | |
| Here we go. | |
| I'm going to be honest. | |
| I don't disagree. | |
| He's against internet hoes, but he is one. | |
| You are an internet. | |
| Maybe just admit it. | |
| But he's dying. | |
| Yes, he's denying it. | |
| He's saying that he's not an internet hoe and he just has this job. | |
| I think it's just a terminology. | |
| Hi there. | |
| I'm trying to fucking answer her question. | |
| And you keep picking someone that's not picking you. | |
| I'm picking you. | |
| He's an ant girl. | |
| I'm going to pick you, girl. | |
| How many people believe that Brian is an internet hoe? | |
| And he's doing this for tips. | |
| It's his job. | |
| Just like it's our job. | |
| Unbelievable. | |
| As OnlyFans girls. | |
| I don't know what this point of this discussion is at all. | |
| Can we talk about relationships? | |
| Yeah, seriously. | |
| I'll be at Long Beach laugh back. | |
| I ran circles around you the last time. | |
| I'm doing it again. | |
| You're running circles for sure. | |
| Well, hang on. | |
| To be fair, it's not running circles if you just filibuster and don't let the other person respond. | |
| That's not running circles. | |
| That's just a speaker. | |
| Respond. | |
| Yeah, so what's your definition of a hoe? | |
| Someone who's bending over for likes, views, and money. | |
| So all YouTubers? | |
| So all YouTubers then? | |
| Yep. | |
| If they're doing something they don't like, you're stressed out. | |
| That's the thing. | |
| That's the thing. | |
| Stress jobs are stressful. | |
| You're stressed out. | |
| You're the CEO of a company. | |
| You have a very stressful job. | |
| You're stressed out. | |
| This is not something you enjoy doing. | |
| This is not an argument. | |
| You're an internet hoe. | |
| Your job is stressful. | |
| Ergo, you're this. | |
| You're an internet hoe. | |
| You're an internet hoe. | |
| Yeah, you're just totally including. | |
| So join the club. | |
| You're the pimp of the internet hoes. | |
| You're the pimp of the internet hoes. | |
| Well, then he's not a hoe. | |
| He's a pimp. | |
| Still low and degenerate. | |
| So you're a value in being a pimp. | |
| You're a value in being a pimp. | |
| Yeah, but he's a YouTube pimp. | |
| And according to you, everybody who works a job is a hoe. | |
| Oh, boy. | |
| The ones that don't like what they do for a living. | |
| You don't like what you're doing. | |
| You rather can be somewhere else. | |
| I could see that. | |
| Yeah, I'd rather be on the beach surfing. | |
| Exactly. | |
| So why are you here? | |
| For money, likes, and tips. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| You could just apply this to anybody who has a job. | |
| Who cares? | |
| Seriously, move on. | |
| Anybody who has a job. | |
| Well, hang on, I care. | |
| I do actually want to. | |
| You can just briefly, very briefly. | |
| Look, I can tell mama didn't raise no dummies, and I'm not going to treat you like one. | |
| And you ain't going to treat me like one. | |
| We're just going to talk to each other for a second, okay? | |
| I want you to know that I used to drag my ass out at 5 o'clock at night to work a 12-hour shift on a Saturday, and I definitely didn't want to fucking be there. | |
| I think you like what you do for a living, though. | |
| Hang on. | |
| You got to stop interrupting. | |
| Hang on. | |
| Let me finish, and then I'll let you respond. | |
| I definitely didn't want to be there. | |
| I definitely didn't want to be fixing robots in a snowstorm. | |
| I definitely fucking didn't. | |
| And I was exhausted. | |
| There was bags under my eyes and I would bitch the entire way in my car while nobody could hear. | |
| I would be driving my car down the road to my shop and I'd be like, fuck, I wish I was anywhere else but to hear, according to your definition, that would make me a prostitute. | |
| Yes, but that clearly is not what anybody means when we say prostitute and you know it. | |
| You're making a category error here. | |
| Well, to be fair, Andrew, I genuinely do think you enjoy what you do for a living. | |
| I get that energy from you. | |
| I don't think you do, though. | |
| I think you regret what you do for a living. | |
| No, I actually like the shows where there aren't feral women like you on and like that girl from the UK. | |
| I actually tend to actually enjoy the conversations. | |
| But when it, when, even if there's disagreements, I enjoy having those back and forth. | |
| But when people cannot conduct themselves, and we tell people before the show, we send you notes, we give you the pre-show instructions. | |
| You've already been on the show before. | |
| I've been interrupted dozens of times tonight. | |
| Dozens of times. | |
| People have been yelling. | |
| People have been disruptive. | |
| Those chicks were 50 minutes late. | |
| When people aren't able to actually have a conversation, that's what gets frustrating. | |
| And when it devolves into meta conversations, I don't particularly enjoy those either. | |
| But when we're having substantive conversations and we're talking about the dating stuff, and actually, I think Sunday show, if I recall, was pretty chill. | |
| And I actually have quite a conversations. | |
| But when there's feral women like you who come on the show and who throw out false accusations towards me, you claim I said things I didn't say. | |
| You claim I did things I didn't do so that you can get likes and clicks and money. | |
| You don't think you were feral by throwing a makeup wipe in my face and telling me to take off my wig? | |
| You don't think I was feral? | |
| I didn't. | |
| Yeah, you did. | |
| You did, though. | |
| You threw this Neutrodrina wipe at me. | |
| You asked for it. | |
| No, I did not. | |
| You asked for it. | |
| No, I did not. | |
| 207. | |
| Reruin. | |
| Can somebody in my Discord finding it? | |
| You threw a Neutrodrina wipe in this chair and you said you have an awake, but you didn't ask Alexen Morgan that she had on extensions. | |
| You didn't ask this British girl that she also had extensions. | |
| But because I'm black, you told me to take off my wig. | |
| That was very Pharrell. | |
| And then you comment, you comment, whatever the fuck it's called. | |
| You comment the title of this YouTube, Sassy Saint Lucian, when the British was way more sassy than me. | |
| So you're more ferocious than me. | |
| You threw a makeup wipe at me. | |
| I cleared my makeup. | |
| I took off my wig. | |
| But I've never seen you do that to another woman not of color. | |
| But you did it to me, though. | |
| That's the most ferocious thing. | |
| You've seen all 211 episodes of you've not asked no white person to take off the wig. | |
| You have not. | |
| I probably have. | |
| You have not. | |
| You can't even remember. | |
| You probably have. | |
| Because you haven't. | |
| And you thought that you were embarrassing me by asking me to take off my wig, but I shitted on you. | |
| That's what you do. | |
| You get shit on for money. | |
| I don't. | |
| No, I shit on you for money. | |
| I shit on guys like you. | |
| 207. | |
| I shit on Arab guys for money. | |
| Is that supposed to be like an own? | |
| No. | |
| That's a fact. | |
| That's not an own. | |
| That is a fact. | |
| Is that like an own? | |
| I'm ferocious, but you did something more for us. | |
| Then you went back and tried to make fun of my accent. | |
| I said, that's a fact. | |
| And you said, don't say that word. | |
| I didn't get it back then, but when I re-watched the episode, you were trying to make fun of my accents because I was running circles around your ass. | |
| That is why. | |
| So I'm ferocious. | |
| Now that I'm running circles around you again, I'm ferocious. | |
| No, you just don't let me talk. | |
| That's not running circles around me. | |
| That's just you yapping and saying, shut up. | |
| That's you just saying a bunch of incoherent shit. | |
| There's no argument. | |
| This is called filibustering. | |
| The idea here is that you can drown a person out with hitting them with so much information they can't respond. | |
| It's not actually running circles around them. | |
| It's just not letting them actually defend themselves. | |
| Not my words that I ran sickle around him. | |
| His view is the words that I run sickle around him. | |
| The black girl runs circles around him. | |
| I had my cat go back and review. | |
| Hang on. | |
| I did have my chat go back and review these comments. | |
| And you are correct. | |
| There are some favorable comments in your favor. | |
| There are. | |
| I'm not going to lie. | |
| There are. | |
| There's about 12 of them. | |
| I have one. | |
| You want to know what the total amount of the comments on that episode were. | |
| Can you take a guess? | |
| Don't care. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| So back to my ferocious. | |
| How have I been ferocious? | |
| Feral. | |
| How have I been feral? | |
| I'm going to do you a favor. | |
| Let Brian speak. | |
| Let that be. | |
| Your accent is beautiful. | |
| I said that before. | |
| But do you really shit on it? | |
| Like, guys, that's what you do? | |
| Yes, I'm not speaking in an accent. | |
| I'm speaking straight American. | |
| Brian, you're in English. | |
| I did say five minutes. | |
| And that's why American made fun of me last time. | |
| And I'm speaking shit. | |
| I said fuck. | |
| I'm going to give some money. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Every part of the comments. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| That's not enough money for Papa Brian pimp slap over here. | |
| He's the pimp. | |
| But wait, you're going gunka people. | |
| Give him my money. | |
| Get in that money for Papa Brian Slap Brian. | |
| Hi, Mamitas. | |
| It doesn't matter what you say, you lose. | |
| Bottom line. | |
| The only two people. | |
| Actually, never mind. | |
| We're going to move on. | |
| We're going to try to talk about dating. | |
| I think that's kind of funny. | |
| That's some real shit. | |
| That's the real shit for real with the shit. | |
| For real. | |
| That's some real shit. | |
| So are they being ferocious for speaking over you? | |
| Hi, Mom. | |
| Wow. | |
| Huh? | |
| Are they being feral for speaking over you? | |
| Yeah, some of the other girls. | |
| These were not shitting. | |
| You don't think you were feral when you called that other girl who got up on the podcast and you called her a bitch in a cunt. | |
| And I never heard a man speak to a woman like that in my life. | |
| The ginger. | |
| The ginger that was here that you claimed that was going to dox you. | |
| You were way for real with her. | |
| I've never heard a man speak like that to a woman in my life. | |
| In my life. | |
| I was on that show. | |
| You were on that panel. | |
| And that was very scary. | |
| That was more ferocious than anything I need to say. | |
| You know what's interesting? | |
| Who was more in the wrong? | |
| I didn't read back in the video, but I don't really think that she was going to dox you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| If the words that are exiting your mouth are, you live here. | |
| Yeah, she was about to dox. | |
| Verbatim, she said, you live blank, blank, blank. | |
| And then we cut it. | |
| So yeah, she was about to dox. | |
| And then if you actually go back to that exact moment in that stream when we went to the intro, when we when we when we went like that, you look at the chat, everyone said she was gonna dox So if the viewers were anticipating a dox, I was anticipating a dox. | |
| So yeah. | |
| I've never heard a man speak. | |
| He talked to us. | |
| Yeah, I called her a bitch. | |
| I called her a bitch. | |
| Everybody had their head down. | |
| Don't care. | |
| I was like, we were all care. | |
| And then you called her ugly. | |
| Let me ask you. | |
| I didn't call her ugly. | |
| Yeah, you did. | |
| I said the ginger was kind of cute. | |
| He was like, no, she wasn't. | |
| Imagine you're going, guys. | |
| Imagine how she's scared of Brian. | |
| How is that even possible? | |
| Says my wife. | |
| When you're a woman, when you're a woman, when the cameras are off, it's easy to be scared of Brian. | |
| You're scared of Brian. | |
| Come on. | |
| It was very scary. | |
| He was very scary. | |
| I was terrified. | |
| Honestly, I was terrified. | |
| So full of fucking shit. | |
| You were full of shit. | |
| No, she wasn't. | |
| No, I'm so serious. | |
| You were not there. | |
| I'm so serious. | |
| I was terrified. | |
| I didn't understand why he's also like, he seemed like he was going to lose his brain. | |
| It was going to pop off his head. | |
| Well, you women probably drive him crazy. | |
| Thank you for saying women, that woman. | |
| That woman. | |
| That wasn't. | |
| That wasn't even. | |
| Like, we're driving him crazy. | |
| Amy. | |
| Like, everybody's comments. | |
| Wait, so what's worse? | |
| Doxing somebody? | |
| She wasn't going to dox you. | |
| I know. | |
| She wasn't. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Let me ask you a question. | |
| Let me ask you a question. | |
| I was thinking about this because she was trying to make the same argument that I wasn't going to dox. | |
| Let me ask you a question. | |
| Are you familiar with self-defense laws at all? | |
| Okay. | |
| If somebody raises up their fists and cocks it back, cocks their fist back, and you punch them first in self-defense. | |
| Is that self-defense? | |
| Yeah, yes. | |
| Ah, okay, so if she says the sentence, you live here, dot dot dot, and then we cut it. | |
| I swear she didn't say that. | |
| I talked to her. | |
| You can watch the video back. | |
| So, if somebody cocks their fist back, you can punch them first, and they can't say, Well, I didn't punch you yet. | |
| I didn't punch you yet. | |
| You did more than a punch. | |
| I called her a cunt. | |
| You did more than that. | |
| And I kicked her out. | |
| More than that. | |
| He would have said that to a man, too, if the man was called a doctor. | |
| I was there. | |
| You guys weren't there. | |
| It was more than Calling Hard. | |
| Who cares? | |
| He was very like a full pimp of her. | |
| Yeah, she was about to fucking dog. | |
| She was already walking out. | |
| Mr. E graciously went ahead and clipped out this supposed exchange that she claims with the, he said, makeup wipe throw and check your Discord DMs. | |
| He sent it to you so that we can prove that this is just complete fucking nonsense. | |
| Is this another eye of the world? | |
| People just deserve the respect, especially on games. | |
| That's why that's where the Latina left because he threw a makeup wipe at me. | |
| And I said, oh, I can do it. | |
| Pull it up. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wait, that's not why that happened. | |
| That is why the Latina left. | |
| No, that happened way after they left. | |
| The Latina, when you said, she immediately got triggered when you threw the wipe. | |
| So she got triggered. | |
| You threw her a wipe too. | |
| You threw her. | |
| No, the Asian girl was there. | |
| You threw her a wipe and you threw me a wipe. | |
| The redhead left. | |
| I'm not talking to the red. | |
| The Latina left. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Not because of the makeup wipe. | |
| But of course, she got immediately triggered when you threw the makeup wipe at me. | |
| She was. | |
| She wasn't here. | |
| This is another fault. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Pull it up. | |
| Pull it up. | |
| What's the evidence? | |
| Oh, my God, dude. | |
| I'm not a dude. | |
| I know you want me to do it. | |
| Gentlemen, this is why it's so bad. | |
| You believe all women. | |
| You're a fucking liar. | |
| Pull it up. | |
| Fucking liar. | |
| Pull it up. | |
| It's so infuriating. | |
| Pull it up. | |
| I know it's so infuriating. | |
| You're triggered. | |
| Fucking women who lie like this. | |
| I know you hate women. | |
| No, dude, you're making it look bad for everybody else. | |
| Seriously. | |
| Pull up the video. | |
| I hate women who lie like this, you fucking idiot. | |
| Pull up the video. | |
| Pull up the video. | |
| Please. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Damien, can you pull it up, please? | |
| The guy named M? | |
| It's one of the DMs. | |
| I can move my makeup live. | |
| Wait, girl. | |
| But I don't know. | |
| Yep, that's the correct person. | |
| My stellar wipe. | |
| No, without makeup. | |
| Oh, oh, my God. | |
| No! | |
| Wait, play it again. | |
| Play it again. | |
| Do it again. | |
| We need to get it. | |
| But I don't know why. | |
| Which one is you? | |
| The red one. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| And you smiled when you picked it up, though, babe. | |
| He took it to me. | |
| Well, I rated myself on 10. | |
| He threw it at him. | |
| And he said, he sounded like he threw it at you. | |
| He threw the camera on it out of nowhere and he slammed it down. | |
| He said, prove yourself. | |
| I pulled off my makeup. | |
| He did this. | |
| But you listened to him. | |
| I was going to look at it. | |
| Of course, I'm going to let him call me ugly on camera on the window. | |
| Hashtag everybody in the chat. | |
| Hashtag believe allegedly. | |
| I was the only one who took away. | |
| Hashtag believe all women. | |
| No, because like believe all women. | |
| Hashtag women. | |
| He did, though. | |
| Hashtag believe all women. | |
| What do you say? | |
| What are you saying? | |
| I'm saying that you're making it look bad for the rest of us right now because you're getting mad about something that's not really happening. | |
| I'm just telling you the truth. | |
| He threw the makeup wipe hoping that I look ugly. | |
| Okay, but why did you come back then on the podcast if you felt like you didn't want to be here? | |
| Okay. | |
| You live here in California? | |
| No. | |
| Not visiting. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Okay, moving on. | |
| Oh, no, we can't move on. | |
| We can't move on. | |
| I need the acknowledgement. | |
| What do you say, Andrew? | |
| She's not going to admit that she's not. | |
| I haven't seen in weeks. | |
| What are you saying, Andrew? | |
| You said this guy scared you. | |
| He terrified. | |
| He has a video and he drops a makeup wipe. | |
| No, no, that was when we were off camera. | |
| No, When we were off camera and the ginger, like, allegedly doxed. | |
| I didn't hear her say any adjust, but she'd allegedly dogs. | |
| He turned them cameras off, and everybody's face was like this. | |
| Like we were some hoes, like we were some sluts and everybody didn't even want to look up at Brian. | |
| Oh. | |
| Well, anyways, I know there's some play the video. | |
| Those guys out there in the chat, man. | |
| They're battering a girl on a dating podcast, interested in some of those nice men in the chat. | |
| Oh, I got the hiccups. | |
| Refresh the stream if there's lag. | |
| You threw those makeup loss, hoping I would be ugly without makeup. | |
| You asked me to take off my wig because you thought that I was gone. | |
| Shut up. | |
| No, I'm going to continue talking because you didn't ask Alex to do it. | |
| You didn't ask her to do it. | |
| But why did you ask me to do it? | |
| And you didn't ask me. | |
| None of the other girls. | |
| I was a 10. | |
| Because you said that. | |
| But so did Alex say she was a 10. | |
| So did other girls. | |
| So did the Latina say she was a 10. | |
| You're right. | |
| It was racism. | |
| You're right. | |
| You caught. | |
| I never said it was racism. | |
| I didn't know why. | |
| It was because racism. | |
| Did I say the word racism? | |
| Did I say the word racism? | |
| I didn't say the word. | |
| I wouldn't know why. | |
| It was because of racism. | |
| What was his motivation? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I want to ask Brian, what was your motivation? | |
| She did say it was because he wanted to make sure he was a motivation. | |
| Okay, but what's your point of this? | |
| Like, are you born in validation? | |
| Do you want to focus on the matter? | |
| You're already pretty. | |
| What about makeup? | |
| Is that what you want to hear? | |
| What I'm saying. | |
| Shit, I forgot. | |
| Yeah, good. | |
| You're just making your points. | |
| Because I heard somebody around you. | |
| But you guys know what I'm saying. | |
| Chair three, you are beautiful. | |
| I don't know. | |
| If Rachel Wilson could train you, you would be an awesome wife. | |
| Who's Rachel? | |
| Chair one. | |
| If only Trump could deport you, we don't need women like you in the U.S. She's getting deported. | |
| Wait, who's Rachel Wilson? | |
| That's Andrew's wife. | |
| Oh. | |
| Luckily, my dad is a Puerto Rican. | |
| And I have the U.S. citizenship because of that. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you, Jake. | |
| We have another chat coming in here that I'm going to read in just a sec. | |
| Real women don't do OF. | |
| Chair one thinks gaslighting, filibustering, steamrolling, and pulling the race card every five minutes is a W. All it's doing is showing her inability to have an intellectual conversation. | |
| OnlyFans suits her. | |
| She also is a prostitute, by the way. | |
| Yes. | |
| Literally, I'm not just saying that. | |
| Like, you are literally a prostitute. | |
| Like, you have sex with men for money. | |
| No, she goes caca on them. | |
| Right? | |
| For money. | |
| Meet the Kaiser donated $200. | |
| I appreciate it, man. | |
| Rough panel dude. | |
| I need some champagne. | |
| That's why she has a BF. | |
| Chair 3, you seem like a nice person, genuinely. | |
| But you drained the men ha. | |
| Relax a little and you'll be good. | |
| Sorry, boys. | |
| All right, Kaiser. | |
| Okay, Brian, I have a request. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Can you please, please play that clip again? | |
| I want to see it again. | |
| Traveler, please. | |
| All right, have it full screen before you pull up Discord, please. | |
| All right, go ahead. | |
| But I don't touch stuff like that. | |
| I would turn that. | |
| I'm not going to be a little bit here without makeup. | |
| That's not the problem. | |
| No, why are you hanging out? | |
| Oh, wait, you're actually. | |
| You see Brian's body line language and his smiling face? | |
| He was about to go rabbit. | |
| He was about to take out the entire room. | |
| He's the fing monster, this guy. | |
| That was not what I'm talking about. | |
| Like, you're still getting it wrong, Andrew. | |
| I'm talking about what those cameras were off. | |
| So I'm not talking about what you're talking about. | |
| Bro, we haven't. | |
| Wait, go to it. | |
| Wait, wait, we have it. | |
| We have it. | |
| Go to the Discord. | |
| Really quick. | |
| We're not a lot of makeup right now because it doesn't look like you're wearing a lot of money. | |
| You look better tonight than your lipsticks real red and stuff, you know. | |
| You see Brian's like laughing and having a good time. | |
| They're literally clear. | |
| Like, what are you talking about, lady? | |
| This is insane. | |
| No, pull it up really quick. | |
| Just for the guys, this is in the Discord. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Full screen on. | |
| Full screen on. | |
| Cracking up. | |
| All right. | |
| Go ahead, play it. | |
| Is the audio boost? | |
| Yeah, after I took off my makeup, she left. | |
| He threw her a makeup wipe, too. | |
| Why didn't you? | |
| Oh, and she didn't come back? | |
| No, she left. | |
| I said, fucking idiot. | |
| Okay. | |
| You were literally about to say the fucking screening. | |
| No, I wasn't. | |
| I don't know your treatment, obviously. | |
| I don't know. | |
| And that didn't write yellow off and I'm not sure. | |
| And I tried to get left on your hands. | |
| Stop, stop, stop. | |
| Nope, get the fuck out of it. | |
| Out you fucking go, bro. | |
| Hey, that's your friend. | |
| Yeah, pause. | |
| Yeah. | |
| She's supposed to. | |
| I was supposed to be on there with her. | |
| Yeah, that's it. | |
| That was it. | |
| It was more than that. | |
| That's scary. | |
| I've never seen that in my life. | |
| I've never seen a man talk to a woman like that in my life. | |
| And I have the right to be scared. | |
| I've never seen a man talk to a woman like that in my life. | |
| Women, or most men also don't date women who let men shit on them. | |
| So there's that. | |
| What does that have to do with anything that we're talking about? | |
| It has everything to do with you. | |
| It has everything. | |
| It's very scary. | |
| You're scary. | |
| You're scary. | |
| You're like a pimp, basically. | |
| So scary. | |
| I was terrified. | |
| I'm not afraid of the people around you. | |
| I'm going to destroy you, Brian. | |
| You're clearly terrified of Brian Atlas. | |
| I don't know, but the ginger girl kind of reminded me of Pearl. | |
| Wait, Pearl? | |
| You guys know Pearl? | |
| Andrew, I can barely open champagne bottles, and they're fucking scared of me, bro. | |
| That's not the thing, right? | |
| Like, I can envision that a woman could be afraid of you under many circumstances. | |
| I can envision that that could be possible. | |
| But how does somebody come in and be like, I'm here to ninja kick you, run verbal jiu-jitsu around you, I'm here to totally destroy you, but I'm also fucking terrified of you. | |
| It's like, what are you talking about? | |
| When I came on the show, I'll be honest, I did not look at any of you. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I'm just moving things on because, yeah, it's just because I'm running circles around you. | |
| You can read this, though. | |
| I'll let you read. | |
| My buddy Rolt is also a 304 and a bimp. | |
| He exploits things based on their health conditions and their instability, especially transmissions. | |
| He is an automotive mechanic. | |
| Wow, that was great. | |
| Good job. | |
| This guy sounds like a guy. | |
| I'm proud of you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| That was pulled up. | |
| Not a motive mechanic selling his time for money. | |
| I need a mechanic. | |
| What a hoe. | |
| What a hoe. | |
| He's a hoe-ish automotive mechanic, is what he is. | |
| Oh, my goodness. | |
| I thought it says he sells faulty stuff. | |
| That's no bueno. | |
| Let's try to get through all the notes here so we're not here for forever tonight. | |
| All right, let me get into some of the notes here. | |
| Okay, so. | |
| All right. | |
| Dissy. | |
| We had to do the date really quick. | |
| Would you date a Trump supporter? | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes. | |
| No. | |
| Yeah, maybe. | |
| Into the mic if you can. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then, oh, we have to really quickly. | |
| We got to react to the Madonna article. | |
| Let's just get that done. | |
| If you can get that. | |
| Oh, really quick. | |
| Let's do Twitch because it's been a while. | |
| Guys, go to twitch.tv slash whatever. | |
| Guys, twitch.tv slash whatever. | |
| Drop us a follow and a prime sub. | |
| Big gun, thank you for the prime. | |
| Jose, thank for the prime. | |
| New creation, thank you for the gifted sub. | |
| Drunk cage75, thank you for the tier one. | |
| Rattlesnake, thank you for the prime man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Drop us a follow, drop us a prime sub. | |
| And then also, we pulled it up earlier, but you can go to our discord. | |
| That's discord.gg slash whatever. | |
| I'm going to post the, maybe I'll post the BTS if the girl's being ridiculous back there on the Discord. | |
| Yeah, we'll post it on the behind the scenes. | |
| And yeah. | |
| Okay, thank you guys. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Let's pull up the Madonna article. | |
| So Madonna, very recently, she was dating a younger gentleman. | |
| She's like 66 or something. | |
| 66 quietly splits from boyfriend 28 after running into the same old issue. | |
| Separated from a partner, Akeem Morris, after several months together, and it ran its course. | |
| So she's 66, he's 28. | |
| Let's talk about age gaps really quick. | |
| She's the only queen of England that will bow down to this age gap. | |
| No. | |
| Your thoughts? | |
| That is too big of an age gap. | |
| Too big? | |
| Okay. | |
| I feel like that's crazy, but to each their own, I guess. | |
| I think when it's that big of an age gap, there's some kind of like mental health issue or something's not like fully there for that big. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Is that wrong to say? | |
| Or like your mind. | |
| Or something happened when they were a child, like with their parents or something. | |
| Like some kind of. | |
| No, not like that. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Sorry, not like that. | |
| But I mean, there might be like some kind of relationship with their parents that was like instable or something. | |
| Honestly, real. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wait. | |
| So just so I understand your position, if somebody is in an age gap relationship that large, I think there's like if it's like 50 years, yeah. | |
| Wait, Madonna's not looking for love. | |
| Which person in the relationship has some sort of dysfunction? | |
| Maybe both. | |
| It's different. | |
| I feel like Madonna probably still feels like she wants to be young. | |
| And I feel like the guy probably has some sort of mommy issue. | |
| It could also, yeah, like I said, or Ada or is using. | |
| He's black. | |
| He's just using a white girl. | |
| I don't know. | |
| He was cute. | |
| Okay. | |
| Thoughts? | |
| Oh, absolutely. | |
| It's weird. | |
| Both ways. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Older man and with. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It is a big age gap. | |
| What about you? | |
| Yeah, because it's a big age gap. | |
| It is a little weird, but I mean, but she is the queen of England. | |
| So doesn't she have kids who are like around his age, too? | |
| That's kind of odd. | |
| I would say she's usually due to like less full intentions or like using them though. | |
| And he would use that. | |
| She would be the only person that I would bow down to. | |
| Besides. | |
| Okay. | |
| We'll get into that later. | |
| Okay. | |
| So curious here, though. | |
| I actually don't think there's anything wrong with that age gap. | |
| I know. | |
| Don't think there's anything wrong. | |
| I know. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Like me. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| I don't believe anything is wrong with it. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| You are dating like a 70-year-old or something. | |
| I think it's wrong, but it's his own. | |
| Or you're using it for money, basically. | |
| No, she loves him. | |
| Crickets, for the first time in the entire podcast. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| What's crazy? | |
| No ferocious behavior. | |
| Silence. | |
| No ferocious behavior. | |
| I'm proud of you. | |
| You did good. | |
| You did good there. | |
| How about let's reduce this a little bit. | |
| So what about like 35-25 objections? | |
| That's funny. | |
| Objections from okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Here we have a chat here. | |
| I'm going to have you. | |
| I think the biggest gap or no. | |
| Okay, go ahead. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| For the love of God, woman, stop digging. | |
| It just keeps getting funnier. | |
| Brian, you make sure you keep the pimp pan strong. | |
| Keep that pimpan strong, Brian. | |
| Oh, I love all of you. | |
| You have an internet hull too. | |
| I am the pimp, I guess. | |
| Internet pimp. | |
| Something like that. | |
| All right, Christopher Scott, I do. | |
| That's not funny. | |
| Thank you for the message. | |
| What's not funny? | |
| It's a joke. | |
| It's not funny. | |
| It's a young woman. | |
| It's not funny. | |
| What? | |
| What even happened? | |
| I don't think anything's funny to you. | |
| He said, choke a bitch. | |
| Have you laughed? | |
| Have you smiled the whole time? | |
| Me and Madame sadder than I am. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| I would love like a sticker book of just a bunch of Brian's reactions. | |
| I just think that that would be really nice. | |
| There's like a for Twitch. | |
| He could make a book of just like all of the times he's been so exasperated and just absolutely can't fathom what is coming out of somebody's mouth and the look on his face. | |
| I want to buy that book. | |
| I just think it would be fucking hilarious. | |
| Brian, you need to make that book. | |
| Yeah, your next merch drop. | |
| I'd buy it. | |
| Yeah, I think I'll do that. | |
| Look into it. | |
| It's a good idea. | |
| It's a good idea. | |
| Okay, so here, let's try to get through all the notes here. | |
| We have where we're actually, we're going to go to you. | |
| Your name, again, it's Madaja. | |
| How do you pronounce it? | |
| Madaja. | |
| Madaja. | |
| Okay. | |
| What's the origin for the name? | |
| Is it Arabic? | |
| No, my dad literally just got it from a magazine. | |
| It was like some other girl's name. | |
| No, she's like a fitness model, like bodybuilder type of girl. | |
| Like back in the day. | |
| Like, what's your culture? | |
| It's like Madaja O'Hearn, I think is her name. | |
| But he just said, oh, yeah, that's a cool name. | |
| I like it too. | |
| I like that name. | |
| It's unique. | |
| It rolls off the tongue. | |
| Yeah, it does. | |
| Madaja. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Going to your notes here. | |
| I didn't write much. | |
| We have some tweets we have to respond to. | |
| We have to react to also. | |
| My tweets? | |
| Yep, your tweets. | |
| Oh, they've been crazy. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But what did you do? | |
| What did you do on Twitter? | |
| And we have tweets from. | |
| What did you do? | |
| We're not going to get to it. | |
| Maybe it's what didn't she do. | |
| You said you were once with a fat guy for two years that was abusive, and the tipping point that made you leave was when he tried to unalive himself with a rope and told me to pull it. | |
| Madaja. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Madaja. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's awful. | |
| It's pretty cool. | |
| One time he threw your phone out the window in traffic and made me go retrieve it. | |
| He also had a microphone. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, huh. | |
| That's like seven traumas. | |
| I mean, it was like two inch. | |
| Is that a microphone? | |
| I don't even know if that's two inches. | |
| That's why I said two inches. | |
| Yes. | |
| I've seen one. | |
| And when you would women know. | |
| What did you use two fingers for? | |
| To jerk him. | |
| I'd have to go like this. | |
| Why would you like kind of like this? | |
| Like a claw. | |
| Like you kind of go like this. | |
| Like the game. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But I didn't need all the fingers. | |
| I just need like three. | |
| No! | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Did he hurt you? | |
| Fuck. | |
| I mean, mentally, probably. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, both. | |
| And physically. | |
| That was your. | |
| I was just kidding. | |
| I'm not fucking. | |
| I just learned that. | |
| That was like two, three years. | |
| Like two and a half three years. | |
| What? | |
| That's cool. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It was entertaining. | |
| A lot of people. | |
| Really quick, what was your reaction to the micro peen thing? | |
| Oh, I just was baffled, truly. | |
| Why? | |
| Because you're so pretty and so sweet, and I cannot believe you'd stay with a man who looks like that. | |
| Well, that was like an acted like that. | |
| Who looked and acted. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Listen, guys, for all the boys, size doesn't matter. | |
| It's about the motion of the ocean. | |
| But if you're abusive and you are horrible, then it does matter. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay, so if he treats her really. | |
| If he's an amazing boyfriend, size don't matter. | |
| It's about motion of the ocean, baby. | |
| Also, you got fingers. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But I mean, you do seem to have some objection to men with micro. | |
| I just was baffled. | |
| Like, I don't have an objection. | |
| I think I was. | |
| I just thought you weren't superficial. | |
| I'm not. | |
| I thought you didn't really care about looks. | |
| Girl. | |
| Let's not backtrack. | |
| But looks and weenies are two different things. | |
| It's not a gosh. | |
| Yeah, looks and weenies. | |
| You'll get the weenie. | |
| Yeah, but it's like a physical characteristic. | |
| What part of size doesn't matter? | |
| Did I not just say? | |
| But if he's abusive and horrible, then I can make fun of him for having a small penis. | |
| Well, two inches crazy, though. | |
| Two inches is crazy. | |
| Why is two inches crazy? | |
| Because, baby, most women's cervixes go from three to five inches. | |
| That doesn't mean that the shoes is only crazy if the man is abusive. | |
| Right, so it has more to it has nothing to do with him being abusive. | |
| You still object to it. | |
| You still have to do it. | |
| It's not ideal. | |
| Yeah, you're still a clown on. | |
| If I love the guy, I don't think I'll care. | |
| Yeah, but like, mom, was he the guy that you're talking about? | |
| Was he the little weenie guy? | |
| Was he physically abusive to you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, then fuck them. | |
| Yeah, so then I can say all the bad names I want about him. | |
| But before we immediately believe her, were you physically abusive towards him? | |
| No. | |
| I didn't even like defend myself in any of the situations. | |
| Okay. | |
| I believe you. | |
| You know what? | |
| I believe you too. | |
| Oh, thank you. | |
| Dude, look at her. | |
| She said like four words the entire show. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Like Valerie. | |
| It's giving someone who has trauma. | |
| And Valerina got beated on because she wanted to say like many words of worth. | |
| Of worse. | |
| I'm not going to speak for her, though. | |
| I have no idea. | |
| Why would that be indicative of trauma? | |
| Sometimes people who have been like emotionally manipulated don't feel like they can speak on everything. | |
| They could just be introverted. | |
| No, that's why I said I can't speak for her. | |
| And then she said, I'm just shy. | |
| And I was like, oops, I'm wrong. | |
| Yap, yap, yap. | |
| That's evidence of trauma because you can't shut up. | |
| Yeah, maybe. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| It's not you. | |
| I'm not talking about you. | |
| Is it me? | |
| Is it me? | |
| Oh, it's her. | |
| I don't know. | |
| No, it's definitely you, Cancer. | |
| You said you would like to discuss, ask would be when men are looking to date women, do they also take into consideration political views? | |
| And this can also be asked vice versa. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You take it into consideration. | |
| Yeah, you kind of should. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wait, so men do? | |
| Sure. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I feel like people do. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yep. | |
| Let's, why don't we do the tweets? | |
| You have some interesting tweets. | |
| You've got some base tweets. | |
| The recent ones or the you got some base tweets, but also a couple tweets I disagree with. | |
| I know, seriously. | |
| I want to hear. | |
| Karaoke still. | |
| Should we don't say the karaoke page? | |
| So we're going to have you read them, okay? | |
| Come up and you read them. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Now, when I see a woman with a bald head walking around, I don't know if they're a cancer patient. | |
| Show us back there, please. | |
| Or just an angry lib who decided to shave their head for a stupid movement, which, yeah. | |
| That's actually recent. | |
| Okay, that's like, I just, did you see that on Candace Owens where everybody was shaving their heads, saying, let's make ourselves ugly because Donald Trump won. | |
| And then all of a sudden, all the cancer patients were like. | |
| Yeah, there's like cancer patients on TikTok. | |
| You're calling me ugly? | |
| So that's it. | |
| Yeah, that's kind of shit. | |
| That's weird. | |
| We have quite a few tweets, so we can't linger too long on any given one, but let's continue. | |
| Let's go on till three o'clock. | |
| I'm good. | |
| You just read these, okay? | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh, I want to scream, cry, and throw up at the same time because a teacher from when I was in middle school slipped my site. | |
| Disgusting. | |
| Yeah, this happened like two days ago. | |
| Is that one of my kids? | |
| What was the name? | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Can I just make one request? | |
| If it hasn't been apparent enough tonight, you make quips like after everything, and it's just a little disruptive. | |
| I'm going to stop. | |
| Like, if you have something like substantive, you don't even have to say anything more. | |
| I'm going to stop. | |
| If you have something substantive to say, you don't even have to say something. | |
| I'm just telling you, I'm going to stop. | |
| Perfect. | |
| Thank you. | |
| All right. | |
| Done. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| So. | |
| That happened like two, three days ago? | |
| Really? | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't know his name. | |
| I mean, like I do, but that's not the name they use, but I just know who it is. | |
| Andrew, you had something on this? | |
| I just say it. | |
| It's like ironically fucking hilarious. | |
| That's all. | |
| That's all I'm saying. | |
| I don't really have anything on it. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's like D-Gens be D-Genning. | |
| What do you want me to say? | |
| I feel like I have something on this. | |
| Would you be upset if your father subscribed? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Like, would that bother you? | |
| I mean, yeah. | |
| So do you think he would. | |
| Wait, but do you think because of this, like, for example, like, if somebody was an athlete and their like middle school teacher like was consuming, like bought merch or something, or like bought their jersey or went to their games or their father went to their games? | |
| Like, don't you think that would indicate to you to some degree? | |
| And I'm not trying to really attack you here, but that if your father consuming your content is like gross or objectionable, like maybe you're not doing the good thing. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| I mean, yeah. | |
| I don't really disagree with that. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Well. | |
| Why do you ask about the signs? | |
| You've asked. | |
| Why do you ask about the signs? | |
| I'm just curious. | |
| That was a Leo, and then the other one was a Leo that is totally different. | |
| I'm a Taurus. | |
| We're totally compatible together. | |
| Actually, no, I'm just joking. | |
| I'm a cancer. | |
| But you thought I was a Taurus. | |
| No, you're definitely getting. | |
| Oh, you're definitely so emotionally stable. | |
| Brutal Brian. | |
| I love that one. | |
| So that means you love titties. | |
| If you're cancer, cancer rules a chest area. | |
| No, like cancer men are known for being a big guy, first of all. | |
| Well, but I'm right. | |
| The ones that don't want to suck for you to get away from it. | |
| Hang on, hang on, though. | |
| Hang on. | |
| I'm the twin sign, the Gemini. | |
| Right? | |
| Does that make sense too? | |
| Yeah, playing both sides, kind of. | |
| Yeah, I know, but I'm an Aquarius. | |
| Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. | |
| Awkwardness. | |
| I believe that as well. | |
| I knew that was going to be. | |
| Either way, we don't get alone. | |
| Either way, we don't get alone. | |
| But in any case, I'm just curious. | |
| That's all. | |
| Next tweet. | |
| I'm so excited. | |
| Next tweet. | |
| Next. | |
| I want to smoke. | |
| That was a fun one. | |
| That's a good one. | |
| You have something to add? | |
| Yeah, to that last tweet. | |
| Sure, really. | |
| Like, just like you're saying, like, how you feel sick in your stomach that your old middle school teacher subscribed to your thing. | |
| That's being a little dramatic too, by the way. | |
| Like, Sam Crything. | |
| But, like, at the same time, it can be reversed. | |
| Like, my young student is now this. | |
| Like, that can make them sick to their stomach. | |
| I mean, he's so. | |
| Well, to be fair, I feel like, what does he care? | |
| To be fair, this specific teacher, he had gone fired from that. | |
| He had gone fired because there was stuff on his computer. | |
| So it's like he's unknown. | |
| Can you ban someone from your site? | |
| Is that possible? | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| Funny story. | |
| My chemistry teacher subscribes to my OnlyFans. | |
| And so when I was in school, I was not good at school, obviously. | |
| And so on the chemistry test, I would put Ion, no, like I ON, Ion. | |
| I would put Iono. | |
| And so like all the time we would be hitting on him and be like, oh, he's not paying attention to us. | |
| He subscribed to all the OnlyFans girls, including me. | |
| Including me. | |
| And I used to say, we have chemistry. | |
| And he's just laughing off. | |
| Wait, you had an OnlyFans in high school? | |
| No, I'm saying like before. | |
| No, I said during high school, I had a chemistry teacher. | |
| I was not good at chemistry. | |
| So anytime he would say, explain yourself, I would put Ion, no. | |
| I don't know. | |
| And I would always, he was handsome, obviously. | |
| So I would be like, we have chemistry. | |
| All the girls should say that we have chemistry. | |
| And he subscribes to my OnlyFans. | |
| It's like when I did the, when I come back to America, I always visit back my high school, and all of them are just cards with all OnlyFans. | |
| And they all told me not to be like, I used to say, they used to be like, oh, well, where do you see yourself from five years? | |
| I said, but a sugar daddy, and you'd be like, oh, you shouldn't have a sugar daddy. | |
| And all of them. | |
| And now they're supporting you. | |
| Exactly. | |
| But I totally get that feeling with you in your stomach, how you like, your heart sank when like your teacher followed you, your site or whatever. | |
| Because I had a similar thing, not with OnlyFans, but like just an old teacher emailing me and saying, hey, let's go for drinks, go for drinks, and like this kind of thing. | |
| And just like asking for videos in college from like high school. | |
| High school. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So it's like, I was grade 10. | |
| Yeah. | |
| This was in Canada. | |
| So this was like, I was in Alberta. | |
| He was so good. | |
| It just my heart sank because he was one of my favorite teachers. | |
| And then I go back to those memories. | |
| I'm like, oh my gosh, maybe the whole time. | |
| He was praying all day. | |
| Yeah, because it's just weird because he knew me when I was a kid, you know? | |
| Now, you know, it's like just made my heart sink. | |
| Like, I felt just disgusting, you know? | |
| What do you think about that, Brian? | |
| Our old educational teachers subscribing to our OnlyFans. | |
| Well, not my OnlyFans, but yeah. | |
| Just email me. | |
| What do you think about our old educational teacher subscribing to our OnlyFans? | |
| My chemistry teacher is in OnlyFans of Scarborough. | |
| What do you think about her taking money from him? | |
| Me? | |
| He's a sweet. | |
| He's thinking about her taking money from her teacher. | |
| And then that means that makes me feel like taking his hands crazy. | |
| I'll take back that pen cart and give it to meat. | |
| Yeah, I mean, before, I mean, it's fun to shit on him, right? | |
| Be like, what an old perf. | |
| What do you think about the person taking the money from the old person? | |
| He's kind of handsome, though. | |
| Andrew, let's crack one open, okay, Andrew? | |
| You got one? | |
| Are you guys spotting this one? | |
| I never see you drink alcohol. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| I need one tonight. | |
| It's been a long while. | |
| By the way, I'm pretty confident that I bought those and actually. | |
| Yeah, you did. | |
| You left them. | |
| You left them when you've been driving back. | |
| Hey, they'll be here. | |
| So salute to me. | |
| One less now. | |
| One less now. | |
| Yeah, you're taking it. | |
| Everyone's like, oh my god. | |
| I need it. | |
| Yeah, you help yourself. | |
| Yeah, over there if you want. | |
| Andrew, I've not had a beer in like five years, by the way. | |
| This is my first time. | |
| I'm having a beer for you. | |
| It's a Coors Banquet. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I've never even had a Coors beer. | |
| Well, okay, but Brian, Brian, how did we get her twice with the same gang? | |
| We got her twice with the same joke. | |
| The same sign joke. | |
| We got her twice, Brian. | |
| How is that even possible? | |
| It's the same joke. | |
| Wait, no, no. | |
| Oh, Brian, you're failing. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| What? | |
| You gave me a beer face. | |
| You were like. | |
| I just don't like. | |
| I don't really drink alcohol, so I mean, have another one. | |
| It'll grow. | |
| Chuck, Chuck. | |
| That's why you're so patient. | |
| Makes sense now because you're drinking. | |
| He don't. | |
| Okay, anyway. | |
| Says drink enough. | |
| All right. | |
| So, okay, let's get through all the tweets. | |
| Why don't we do that? | |
| Also, I think I'm going to lower TTS to 100 if you guys want. | |
| Next. | |
| Camela, you're fired. | |
| Read it. | |
| Oh, God, it's a lot. | |
| So many Democrats don't think logically and just act on emotion. | |
| All they care about when it comes to voting is abortion. | |
| They should actually be thinking about the border, the economy, and how the pricing of the housing went up, war, and where taxpayer money is being put. | |
| You're absolutely right. | |
| Yeah, I agree. | |
| I have zero objections. | |
| She disagrees. | |
| Why don't you guys? | |
| Just because you haven't talked much, you two have a debate for like two minutes. | |
| Go. | |
| I just feel like I have a hard time having debates because all of the information that I try to provide is just immediately construed as like wrong. | |
| If you stay out of it, you two talk. | |
| Okay. | |
| Hey, girl. | |
| Oh my god, wait, no. | |
| I don't want to stop. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Yeah, I talk about this with my because I have friends that aren't on the same page. | |
| Don't worry, she's only stabbed somebody once. | |
| I know, I'm wrong. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I think that there's just like so many different factors that go into it more than just like the president, the sitting president. | |
| And I think that our current economy is like you can literally look this up. | |
| Our current economy is every time that there's a sitting president, the economy is based off of the last president. | |
| So the economy that we're in right now is Trump's economy. | |
| So the reason that housing prices are going up, et cetera, et cetera, is because of the tax breaks that he's given to millionaires. | |
| And it's just unfair to say that Biden caused all these issues. | |
| Am I a big fan of Biden? | |
| No. | |
| Am I a big fan of Kamala? | |
| No. | |
| Do I think the Democratic Party really needs a lot of reformation? | |
| Absolutely, yes. | |
| But I do think that world-renowned economists have taken a look at Trump's tax plans and have quite literally said that this is going to drive our GDP down crazy, rise inflation like crazy, and probably just going to end up hurting the middle class a lot more than it's going to help it. | |
| So that's just like my like, it's opinion, but it's also like fact that I've quite literally seen and done research on. | |
| And I feel like the basis is that like that a lot of people say maybe if they're for Trump is they'll say, oh, well, like they talk about immigration. | |
| And I think that immigrants are the backbone of this country. | |
| And that might be an unpopular opinion, but I think that it's true. | |
| So to be fair, you got to let me backtrack. | |
| Yeah, let's just talk about the economy first. | |
| So I was saying that I don't, I think that the economy is. | |
| Wait, no. | |
| Actually, why don't we go on the immigration thing? | |
| Do you have a response to the immigration thing? | |
| Well, I just. | |
| I didn't fully finish. | |
| Talk about the economy first. | |
| If you have anything to say about that, absolutely, please. | |
| Okay, well, I just want to say that because you're saying that we're still under Trump's tax shit. | |
| But how come when Trump was like president, housing was cheaper because of Obama's presidency? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Please Google it. | |
| I would love for you to. | |
| I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but it's like, literally, that is just how it has been since there's this argument that, like, things. | |
| Never mind. | |
| Okay, hold on. | |
| I'm sorry, gotta drunk already. | |
| From the two sisters? | |
| No, yeah, no. | |
| And that's a great point to bring up, though, because I think a lot of people fail to see that because it's really easy to see, okay, well, the sitting president, things are better when they're there. | |
| Oh, it makes sense that you'd think, okay, well, then things are better because of him. | |
| And that can be true for some reasons, but I just, yeah, I'll let you. | |
| I also just don't think Kamala would make the economy better by any means. | |
| Okay. | |
| She's literally in debt from her campaign. | |
| What about all of Trump's failed businesses? | |
| He's bankrupted every single one of his businesses that he's tried to start. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| So if he doesn't know anything about how to have money. | |
| I've got to tell a lot of business owners, though. | |
| Okay. | |
| Sure. | |
| No, yeah. | |
| So what about that new housing tax credit? | |
| Like Kamala Harris wanted to give it to you. | |
| Okay, sorry. | |
| I got Kamala. | |
| Okay. | |
| Donald donated $200. | |
| Good God. | |
| I am seriously losing brain cells watching these street girls. | |
| And to all the simps, you are boys and not real men. | |
| Pathetic cupheld losers. | |
| Especially that Adam boy. | |
| Who's Adam? | |
| Adam boy. | |
| Clarify. | |
| I just said I don't like Joe Biden. | |
| What the heck? | |
| We can move on. | |
| Well, that came in a bit earlier, but really quick. | |
| Just really quick, we'll get it right back to the stuff and then we'll go to dating. | |
| Hopefully, so really quick on immigration, do you think that there should be any control as to who comes and who is true? | |
| But the rhetoric that the borders are completely open is like entirely false. | |
| You don't just get to walk into this country. | |
| That's just not how it works. | |
| Do people sneak in? | |
| Yes, absolutely. | |
| But the people who are illegal pay so much in taxes and receive nothing back. | |
| And you know who doesn't pay taxes? | |
| Millionaires. | |
| Billionaires. | |
| So how are they contributing to this economy? | |
| Some of those claims? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Millionaires pay most of the direct income tax for the United States. | |
| Where do you can you send me like can you show me an article that says that not only can I show you that, but it's not even controversial. | |
| I'm not trying to be controversial. | |
| Hang on. | |
| I'll give you my argument and then I'll let you respond. | |
| Haven't I done that the entire night? | |
| Okay. | |
| So when you're talking about Kamala Harris and you're talking about what the economists are saying specifically as to who's going to destroy the economy, who isn't, their only argument is based around tariffs. | |
| But the problem that you have with this argument is that Kamala Harris's counter to it is to raise corporate taxes. | |
| So the prices on everything is going to go up anyway. | |
| So just saying, oh, well, hey, Trump, he has tariffs. | |
| That's going to increase prices. | |
| Corporate tax increases will increase prices as well. | |
| Well, yes, but to a different degree. | |
| But why is it, though, that we're not allowed to create an equal playing field with trade adversaries who create microchips for our nuclear bombs, for instance, and equalize the playing field that way when we're running massive deficits with these nations? | |
| Why are we not allowed to do that? | |
| But somehow it's okay to raise corporate taxes. | |
| I don't get that. | |
| I think that you might be misunderstanding because it's quite literally like the plan, yes, okay, corporate taxes, sure. | |
| But she wants to, she wanted to, her plan originally was to increase taxes for the 1% and lower taxes for the lower people. | |
| So all those, what do you mean by how? | |
| By literally decreasing the amount of taxes you have to pay based on income. | |
| No, it's not based on income. | |
| It was based on corporate tax increases. | |
| So if you want a billionaire to pay, billionaires don't have direct income. | |
| They don't have any. | |
| So how do you go after their income? | |
| You go after their corporations. | |
| That's how you do it. | |
| Yeah, so why are we mad about large corporations paying lots of money? | |
| Andrew, how do you drink this, Andrew? | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| By the barrel. | |
| But the thing is, you would have to do it that way because they don't draw an income. | |
| Billionaires don't give themselves a paycheck. | |
| So there's no income tax. | |
| You would go after them through a corporate tax. | |
| They give people a lot of people. | |
| You know what you should do with that? | |
| Okay, if you guys want to think that you can totally do that. | |
| I don't really want to talk about it anymore because nothing that I'm going to say is going to really change anyone's opinion. | |
| You've changed my opinion. | |
| So there's really no point. | |
| You changed my mind. | |
| No, I didn't. | |
| There's no discussion. | |
| I have a counter opinion. | |
| Well, then I really don't want to. | |
| Well, no, because you're not allowing me to because you have, I have no access to the internet and sources right now. | |
| All I have is what I have in my head. | |
| I'm not looking at anything. | |
| But this is not every argument. | |
| All I have is the things that I have left. | |
| We'll move it off of the political stuff. | |
| It's only because I'm the only person at this table who believes these things. | |
| So if you guys like it, you said she changed her mind about what? | |
| Stop. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So I would just prefer if we just talked about something else. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know what would be interesting, Andrew? | |
| I think she'd actually, because she makes arguments, I think you guys could have, like when you're in town, Andrew, maybe a little debate. | |
| If I have time to prepare, absolutely. | |
| Yo, we'll give you the prompts. | |
| We'll give you a date in advance. | |
| You can pick the prompts. | |
| As long as you don't title it like crazy liberal gets destroyed by Andrew Wilson debate with crazy way you can watch my solo debates on whatever they're always really gonna say. | |
| It would just be like, I don't know, do you consider yourself like progressive? | |
| Or yeah, I don't think I identify with any party. | |
| I'm, I would. | |
| I would identify as independent. | |
| Well, we Andrew, has done a couple of these debates, conversations and they're very respectful. | |
| It probably gets better views if you call me like, okay no, I'm super. | |
| No, I'm very down to do that. | |
| Go watch anything I've ever done or whatever. | |
| They're super respectful. | |
| Yeah, no, I'm totally down to do that. | |
| I love having an open conversation. | |
| I think it's really important, especially in this day and age. | |
| I also am very open to being educated about things. | |
| If I'm wrong, I will admit that I'm wrong. | |
| I just currently, at this moment, do not think that I am, but I will have time to educate myself better. | |
| Yeah, well, we'll allow you guys to have a more fully so fun. | |
| I think that'd be a good time. | |
| Yeah, and to your credit, you've actually engaged in debates and conversations. | |
| And so. | |
| Thank you. | |
| And you're a little outnumbered, I think. | |
| Table. | |
| So she's cute. | |
| And you're doing great. | |
| What? | |
| And she's cute. | |
| What does it has? | |
| Everything to do with it. | |
| No, I don't agree. | |
| Are you trying to say that? | |
| I'm just saying she's cute. | |
| I should ask him about you guys. | |
| You guys are awesome. | |
| Let's finish up. | |
| Let's get the tweets. | |
| Let's go through the tweets quickly if we can. | |
| All right. | |
| Whoa, so based. | |
| You were based. | |
| Oh, wait, October 30th. | |
| Okay, that was like three weeks ago. | |
| Two? | |
| Two weeks ago. | |
| Okay. | |
| Read it. | |
| Currently selling five of my worn thongs. | |
| DM me if you're interested, but you got to be quick because they go fast. | |
| They did go fast. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| You just lost the entire audience. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Next. | |
| If I get my boobs done, it's over for everyone. | |
| Hide your man, hide your dad, hide your uncle. | |
| I won't get them done. | |
| Don't do it. | |
| I'm not going to do that. | |
| Don't do it. | |
| Don't do it because he said so. | |
| Because a man told you to. | |
| Don't do it because the patriarchy said so. | |
| How do you wreck all your face takes and then you just instantly destroy them? | |
| You had these like really good takes. | |
| Well, those were older. | |
| Really good take. | |
| And then you're like, it was from October 30th. | |
| Wipe the slate clean. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I liked that one. | |
| I liked the used thongs tweet. | |
| No, but all the political stuff came out after. | |
| Sure. | |
| Read it. | |
| I watched the new Barbie movie yesterday and it was very weird. | |
| I had a lot of feminism going on and it was just way too much. | |
| Also lots of man-hating. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It was a strange movie. | |
| Base tape. | |
| I didn't like that. | |
| Yeah, that was weird. | |
| Barbie. | |
| For a kid movie? | |
| Feminist movie. | |
| Feminist propaganda. | |
| Next. | |
| It was kind of giving white feminism, if anything. | |
| I didn't really. | |
| What is that? | |
| Where it's not really, it's not really about actual feminism. | |
| It's about what affects a woman, a white woman specifically. | |
| In my opinion, that was what we're talking about. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Next. | |
| Next tweet. | |
| Was I supposed to? | |
| My true calling is making fun of men and getting paid for. | |
| Oh, you just. | |
| Yeah, go ahead. | |
| No, but that's for like the FinDom stuff specifically. | |
| Oh, they like certain. | |
| There's a certain amount. | |
| You did the Domi moment. | |
| She does it. | |
| Like for some of some people, yeah. | |
| She does it. | |
| She totally lost. | |
| Yes. | |
| By the way, Brian, I'm sorry. | |
| I do have to cut out a little early. | |
| I have a dentist appointment in the morning. | |
| I did send you a text. | |
| It was nice to meet all of you guys. | |
| It was very, very nice to meet all of you. | |
| But I do have to get going this evening. | |
| Enjoy the rest of the show, guys. | |
| And I'll talk to you guys another time. | |
| Yeah, thank you, Andrew. | |
| If you're sending a raid over, we will happily welcome the Crucible crew. | |
| Andrew, thank you for joining us. | |
| We will see you next week. | |
| Thank you, Andrew. | |
| Hope you have a good night. | |
| Good luck with the dentist, man. | |
| Tell Rachel I say bye. | |
| Sorry. | |
| He's gone. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| So let's go back to the tweets. | |
| Read it. | |
| I love draining men until they delete their whole account. | |
| Wait, was there one before this? | |
| It was the. | |
| You said that already. | |
| Wait. | |
| Yeah, we read that. | |
| Yeah, all right. | |
| And then this one also has to do with like the Fendom thing. | |
| Like, I mean, draining their account, like bankrupting. | |
| Because that's what they like. | |
| That's really what they like. | |
| Have you ever bankrupted a guy? | |
| No, no. | |
| Now that you know it, yeah, not that I know of. | |
| Next broke men need to stay out of my DMs. | |
| They are like flies, they just won't go away until you slap them. | |
| Disavow okay, next men should always wake up and give me their money. | |
| Yeah, these are just like baby ones to get the Fendom ones. | |
| That's like literally, yeah, that's like literally still as I'm typing it. | |
| I'm like dying inside. | |
| Next, my man. | |
| Oh my god, this is 2020. | |
| Read it. | |
| My man really is the best. | |
| He helps me with work and volunteers his dick, and he also edits my videos. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh boy. | |
| Disavow. | |
| Was that actually? | |
| Did your boyfriend actually do that? | |
| Not a lot, to be honest. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| When men send me unwanted dick pics, I like to hurt their feelings and tell them how small and gross they look. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Did you expect these all on her Twitter account? | |
| Unbelievable, huh? | |
| Did you expect these, like, when you looked at her? | |
| Well, I first saw the bass to like political ones, and she was like dunking on. | |
| She's like, has some conservative base takes, but then like you dig a little bit, and then it's like, oh, I'm a feminist. | |
| But the only one who's digging is you. | |
| No one else. | |
| If you go back to the last tweet, the reply to it was really funny. | |
| That was kind of the best part. | |
| I don't know if he'll bring it back up. | |
| Bring it back up. | |
| Because she's like being mean to them. | |
| And then look at what he says. | |
| Why is that? | |
| I don't get it. | |
| Because she's like, oh, I like to hurt their feelings. | |
| And he's like, yeah, this is the proper way. | |
| He's probably one of those guys. | |
| It's like, probably like the guys who likes to have their fucking feelings very weird. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, it's like those. | |
| It's so funny. | |
| I didn't say that. | |
| That was really funny. | |
| That response from Night Rat. | |
| That was great. | |
| Didn't we already do that one? | |
| We did this one. | |
| Yeah, we did that one. | |
| Maybe. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| 2023. | |
| It's crazy. | |
| Oh. | |
| This is a reply, though. | |
| What's this reply to? | |
| I think it's abortion, probably. | |
| Oh, I wonder. | |
| Do you don't have a Sayer Pants on yourself? | |
| Here, scroll up. | |
| Tell me what it's. | |
| I already know. | |
| Tell me, don't pull it up and make sure it's clean. | |
| It's about what? | |
| Yeah, abortion. | |
| Okay, bring it back down. | |
| It's about abortion. | |
| You're. | |
| Maybe your position changed. | |
| No, it didn't. | |
| I used to be in a lib back in those days. | |
| Okay. | |
| Only two years ago? | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Next. | |
| Yo, Crucible Crew, thank you for the raid, man. | |
| Thank you guys. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Welcome, welcome. | |
| We're going through the toxic tweets here. | |
| Read it. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Does pathetic men like to mess with young B words because they know they can manipulate them and will always come running because running back because they don't know better since they're young. | |
| They know a grown woman will not put what is this replying to them? | |
| This is just sad but true. | |
| It's probably like age gap. | |
| This is 2020. | |
| They know grown women. | |
| Like it's probably like about age gap. | |
| Like you probably objected to like an age gap thing. | |
| Or like men liking younger women. | |
| Maybe. | |
| Next. | |
| Oh, this is about like sex work. | |
| Yeah, this is probably someone saying we don't pay taxes. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| And we're back. | |
| Oh, and then we have some of your tweets. | |
| I'm curious. | |
| I only put tweets for engagement. | |
| Thank God I don't have Twitter. | |
| Yeah, me too. | |
| Here, can you scoot the mic to the edge of the table, please? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Let's pull those tweets out. | |
| Huh? | |
| Chris? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Die on Twitter. | |
| Read it. | |
| Can someone name a timeline where men didn't abuse women? | |
| No matter how women behave, we were still getting beat and abused. | |
| Anybody? | |
| I don't know, but I like the OG tweet. | |
| Porn's been around forever, but you just hate that you have to pay for OnlyFans. | |
| Retweet. | |
| So, like. | |
| I can't remember when I wrote that. | |
| Next, listen. | |
| I don't write that. | |
| This is crazy. | |
| I don't write that many quote tweets, honestly. | |
| White men are the link to it. | |
| It was taken down because it's old. | |
| So what must have been something racist? | |
| What do you have against white men? | |
| Must have been something racist. | |
| That's a bit. | |
| You responded to racism on this. | |
| But racism. | |
| I know that the white man that brought me here is severely mentally in shape. | |
| That's why I'm here. | |
| The white? | |
| The white man that brought me here? | |
| It's a son of Barbara. | |
| I thought you're talking about slavery. | |
| Me too. | |
| I don't think I was. | |
| Oh. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| I don't know what the. | |
| Why would you think I'm bro, white man? | |
| What do you have to say for yourself? | |
| I don't know what this is, like, what I'm talking about. | |
| Yeah, these are all. | |
| People do not have sympathy for beautiful women in this generation. | |
| If it was a man complaining, a woman scammed him, he would get all the sympathy for women and men. | |
| Yeah, they don't have sympathy for beautiful women. | |
| That's true. | |
| But so there was also the component there about scamming. | |
| So you think ugly women get less compassion than or get more compassion than beautiful. | |
| Ugly women get more compassion than beautiful women. | |
| Yes. | |
| I can say that. | |
| Yes. | |
| I mean, that's not really how pretty knowledge works. | |
| Pick me. | |
| Pick me's always get picked before beautiful women. | |
| They want to show the beautiful woman. | |
| Let me finish. | |
| Beautiful woman. | |
| Let me finish. | |
| Majority of men. | |
| You just never stop talking. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| I'll allow it. | |
| You get the talk pass. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Beautiful woman. | |
| Men typically like to humble them and try to debunk. | |
| Oh, you're not that beautiful. | |
| Oh, you're a two. | |
| Oh, you're average. | |
| And they uplift ugly women. | |
| And they pretend like they agree with them, but in real life, they don't. | |
| People don't have sympathy for beautiful women, at least where I come from. | |
| They do not have sympathy for beautiful women. | |
| I mean, wait a minute. | |
| They're against where you what? | |
| I said people do not have sympathy for beautiful women, at least where I come from. | |
| They do not have sympathy for beautiful women. | |
| I mean, I kind of reject the premise here because. | |
| Of course you do. | |
| Well, yeah, because what? | |
| I think I get what you're saying, though. | |
| Like, a lot of times when a woman is attractive, they get like bashed a little bit because they're like, oh, you're so pretty. | |
| Like, everybody's crazy named JLO. | |
| Anybody know like the contradiction that J-Lo is? | |
| J-Lo sucks. | |
| Everybody hates her. | |
| She is very, very beautiful. | |
| And we cannot deny that. | |
| And I believe that's why a lot of people do not like her. | |
| I personally hate. | |
| They're hating her. | |
| Like, it's just hating. | |
| Yeah. | |
| They would still hate, and they would just call her ugly, too. | |
| But then when it's like a good person, she's not attractive. | |
| Melenia Trump lifts you up. | |
| She's about to be. | |
| Which is fine. | |
| Melenia Trump. | |
| People hate her. | |
| No offense. | |
| I know Michelle Obama. | |
| People love her. | |
| And she's not the most attractive. | |
| But people hate Melenia Trump and they, you know, throw her down versus Michelle Obama, who's obviously not the most attractive woman. | |
| This is so random, but even like liberals, I feel like really like Melania Trump. | |
| Like they make edits of her and shit. | |
| It's really cool. | |
| Well, she's actually old. | |
| She's old. | |
| This is not Melania when she was young. | |
| She looks very good. | |
| No, she still looks good. | |
| Are you kidding? | |
| And people don't like her because she looks so fucking good. | |
| I like literally the men I'm with hate her. | |
| He hates her. | |
| He was like, oh, she has no brain. | |
| She just looks attractive. | |
| Blah, blah, blah. | |
| And Michelle Obama was better. | |
| And like a lot of the black community doesn't even like Michelle Obama. | |
| I love Michelle Obama. | |
| Ryan Bell says, beer is good. | |
| Hey, Ryan, thank you, man. | |
| Yeah, that's the first time. | |
| I think that's the first time I've had a beer in. | |
| Cheers, Brian. | |
| Cheers. | |
| In like five years. | |
| Thank you, Ryan. | |
| Really appreciate your super chat, guys. | |
| TTS is 100, streamlines.com slash whatever. | |
| Now, let's get back into the notes here. | |
| I think finishing off with you, you, no, I think that's pretty much it. | |
| I do want to do a call to action, though. | |
| Would you be willing to quit OnlyFans tonight? | |
| For what, though? | |
| Like, is there something? | |
| Yeah, for what? | |
| Tonight's almost over. | |
| For your soul. | |
| I'm not supposed to speak. | |
| No, not yet. | |
| Eventually, yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Once I get to a certain amount, then I'm happy with. | |
| Are you investing? | |
| Yeah, good. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, I tried. | |
| You didn't try very hard. | |
| I mean, see, now you know how I felt like 20 seconds ago or 20 minutes ago. | |
| You can lead a sex worker to water, but you can make the sex worker. | |
| Fish? | |
| Not. | |
| Okay, anyway. | |
| If there was a time machine, though, I would go back in that. | |
| And not do it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| If we're being afraid. | |
| Like, what's the hardest part about doing OnlyFans? | |
| Like, and you, you as well. | |
| Like, what's the side that people don't know about? | |
| If you don't make it, you'll be on the internet forever and look like a cheap hoe that didn't make it. | |
| That's the side. | |
| And by make it, you mean like making us having a certain amount of followers or making a certain amount of income. | |
| And like, say, if you did have children, but then to know that you were on the internet naked and everybody could pull up the picture and you didn't get rich. | |
| There was no like a greater income from you being a prostitute. | |
| That is the biggest like downfall of being an OnlyFans girl is being one that's severely felt and you're at like the Walmart cash register. | |
| No offensive people work at Walmart. | |
| Cash register like and people can like type in your pictures. | |
| And how much do you like typically charge? | |
| Like what's the average? | |
| I know it's 50 a month. | |
| 50 a month. | |
| That's like the average. | |
| Well for me, 50. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Didn't like Bad Baby when she turned 18 make an OnlyFans girl? | |
| Oh, just a bit. | |
| When Bad Baby turned 18, didn't she like make it like $5 or something and she made like a million? | |
| How much was it? | |
| It was crazy. | |
| $50 million. | |
| That's insane. | |
| Do you guys have limits what you won't do on OnlyFans? | |
| Like is there like boundaries? | |
| Can you share them if you're not? | |
| So I self-like I've I know personally creators that have like pictures of eating like like on the internet like literally when you type in any OnlyFans girls names on the internet all of the content comes up anything they ever posted not on OnlyFans but for free. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And if you have pictures on there like specifically like BG content it could possibly affect your chances of getting married to a high value man. | |
| So like that is like one of the things that I specifically won't do because I do want to be married one day and I don't want my man to pull up. | |
| There's no videos you can pull up me stuck in dick. | |
| That's just a fact. | |
| So how do you stop that from happening? | |
| What's the face? | |
| There's a face? | |
| There's a video of you masturbating. | |
| I don't have a clit big enough to masturbate. | |
| That's a fact. | |
| So there's a video of me. | |
| Wait, let's go. | |
| I don't have a clit. | |
| I have like a microphone and I don't really get pressure out of it. | |
| That's acting. | |
| It's called social media marketing. | |
| You're still masturbating. | |
| I don't know the video that you're talking about. | |
| Wait, how have you seen that? | |
| I don't think that I have a video of me masturbating because I don't even finger myself. | |
| I don't get any pleasure out of that. | |
| So what's the video of me masturbating? | |
| I've never fingered myself a day in my life. | |
| So I'm very curious. | |
| Unless it's a different Caribbean St. Lucia. | |
| It must have to be. | |
| It has to be a different Caribbean St. Lucia block girl. | |
| You should probably catch up. | |
| I know we probably all look at it. | |
| You should clean up your Twitter. | |
| You should probably clean up your Twitter. | |
| I did last night when you asked me for it. | |
| Oh, so you took it down then? | |
| I don't have a picture of me masturbating because I don't masturbate. | |
| It shouldn't be. | |
| It's a video of you. | |
| I hunt my pillow. | |
| That's the only masturbation I have. | |
| No, it wasn't that, but whatever. | |
| Okay, what's the nature of the content that you make? | |
| Is it BG or what's up? | |
| What did you say? | |
| PG? | |
| BG. | |
| What is it? | |
| Boy girl. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I used to have BG with my most recent boyfriend from two years ago. | |
| That's the only one, but I haven't. | |
| You've only shot BG with one guy. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And I haven't done it since. | |
| Now it's just solo. | |
| And you would agree, like, it's embarrassing to have the content for free of you doing reckless things. | |
| Like, that's a dumb thing now. | |
| So, how many guys have you fin domed? | |
| Like, done Findom with. | |
| I mean, I don't count. | |
| I can't count. | |
| Financial domination. | |
| Hundreds? | |
| Oh, probably, yeah. | |
| How much money have you made from FinDom? | |
| Finomed. | |
| That hat is excited. | |
| Financial domination. | |
| Maybe in like not a lot. | |
| Maybe in like the. | |
| What's the most amount of money a guy has sent you? | |
| It doesn't have to be. | |
| Like at one? | |
| It doesn't even have to be FinDom. | |
| It could just be like what? | |
| But just at once? | |
| One time, yeah. | |
| Like, only 5K. | |
| Only. | |
| Good. | |
| Well, because there are some girls that get like 10K or 20K. | |
| It's just a goosey over here. | |
| I know, huh? | |
| I'm considering. | |
| No, I'm just kidding. | |
| Actually, we were talking about this outside, and she told me don't do it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You said that. | |
| I thought you were, because you look like the model that I follow. | |
| Well, girl, I might have to run a fucking check if someone's using my fate. | |
| No, I'm just kidding. | |
| And then total from one guy? | |
| Do you know the total? | |
| Honestly, I don't. | |
| Because that guy who sent you 5K that one time maybe sent you like 10K, 3K. | |
| Yeah, probably. | |
| So, I mean, maybe from that one guy, it's probably like 30 from him. | |
| 30k total. | |
| From him. | |
| From one guy. | |
| Okay. | |
| But you said you regret it or like you wish you didn't get into it? | |
| Like, why'd you say that? | |
| It's just mentally taxing. | |
| It's tiring. | |
| What's mentally taxing about it? | |
| Just like having to talk to someone, like guys 24-7? | |
| Yeah, the agency. | |
| No. | |
| And making like content constantly? | |
| I know. | |
| Just content, yeah. | |
| But I mean, I just have every right to have that opinion about it. | |
| There's pros and cons about every kind of career, but especially that kind, the nature of it. | |
| I feel like, especially in this day and age, it's been kind of normalized, but it makes sense that girls would not have like people don't really talk about it too. | |
| Lucy Goosey, do you want to do an act of unity? | |
| What does that mean? | |
| Do you want to start an OnlyFans? | |
| No. | |
| Are you willing to put on a Make America Great Again hat? | |
| That's so funny. | |
| There's actually a picture out there float. | |
| There's a floating. | |
| There's a picture floating of me on the internet on a Make America Great Again floaty. | |
| Here. | |
| No, I'm actually not done. | |
| You act like it's like something so. | |
| It's just a hat. | |
| Lucy, do it. | |
| Because this guy's a rapist. | |
| This guy's not a G-word. | |
| A G-R-A-P. | |
| Wait, can you take your cigarettes off the table and maybe put the mic back? | |
| You tell me not to talk too much. | |
| I also told you not to admit over the microphone and you could just not talk. | |
| Wait, can I have it? | |
| You can't. | |
| What do you mean, half it? | |
| I'm going to hold it. | |
| I'm going to put it on. | |
| I'm going to put it on. | |
| You're going to put it on? | |
| Oh, you can't have it then. | |
| I just want to. | |
| Did you buy that from his official website? | |
| I want to feel the quality of this, you know? | |
| Here, I'll tell you where it's made. | |
| Well, that's on Amazon. | |
| Is it made in China? | |
| That'd be really funny if it is. | |
| That's not the real one, though. | |
| That's why. | |
| Yeah, no, this looks like a cheap knockoff. | |
| What does Make America Grid Again mean? | |
| It's Trump's slogan. | |
| All right, whatever. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I like how that was my active service. | |
| That's so. | |
| It was great. | |
| I'm part of this Chum. | |
| Apparently, that's 60s is what he's saying. | |
| 1980s was pretty good. | |
| 1980s was when all the skiing was clean. | |
| I thought that was a crack era. | |
| Well, crack. | |
| The good crack. | |
| Okay, let's circle back. | |
| Oh, before I get into more of the pre-show notes, I want to talk about why don't we do body count. | |
| Oh, Lord. | |
| Do you think men who care about body count are insecure? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Depends on the guy. | |
| Somebody care about body. | |
| Okay, yes. | |
| I've had different. | |
| You don't want me to go on a tangent, so I won't, but I'm going to say yes and no. | |
| It depends on the guy. | |
| Like if he's black? | |
| No. | |
| Like, there's like some guys who are just less experienced, so they might feel a little bit insecure about it because they worry that they might not be able to meet a certain standard. | |
| And then there's some guys who I don't think are insecure about it, but they just have a weird, like, I guess, just jealousy thing. | |
| But it also, who am I to speak for somebody on what the reason is for their opinion? | |
| I think that a man usually typically asks to know the sexual history of the woman, because if a woman who's had sex with many men probably are more prone to STDs that's, that's fair. | |
| Who has? | |
| I think that's why they ask yeah um no no, too far from the mic. | |
| But okay, not insecure. | |
| No, all right. | |
| Uh, what's your body count? | |
| Somewhere in the 20s? | |
| Okay mine, six or seven seven's, being generous, like if I'm forgetting one person Lucy, I don't want to answer this question. | |
| Lucy, you got to counting women. | |
| Woman yeah, that's. | |
| The thing too is for me it's with women and men, so it might be higher. | |
| Give us here to start the woman count. | |
| The woman count. | |
| Like, don't you have a list on your phone? | |
| I'm not pulling it up. | |
| What part of I'm not pulling it up? | |
| Get, I know, should I pull it up, tell you what I'll make you deal, if you give me $100 right now, I will give it on. | |
| Actually it's, I'll put on the Kamala shirt. | |
| If you tell us the body count publishing, I'm sorry whatever, I don't know how to say her name. | |
| Okay, and you owe me 30 bucks. | |
| Yeah, if we, if we pop the champagne, I'll pull up the list. | |
| You'll, you'll. | |
| But hold on wait wait, wait. | |
| I want to make this a deal. | |
| If somebody sends in a champagne pop, you'll reveal the body count yes, and you'll read the list. | |
| No, there's no way. | |
| I'm doing that, dude. | |
| I can't expose people, not names. | |
| How about just first name? | |
| Even that is pushing. | |
| I'll tell you who my favorite was. | |
| No, just kidding. | |
| Like the top five, top five, yeah. | |
| Or or you could just tell us the body count put on the shirt. | |
| I regret this, already put on the shirt. | |
| I love that you have a shirt on hand. | |
| That's the other shirt, do you can? | |
| It's too small for me because it's a woman's. | |
| No no no, I want him to wear it. | |
| He has to wear it. | |
| Put it over, I'll drape it. | |
| Will you get my? | |
| Will someone get my phone, or should I go get it? | |
| It's the one with the leopard print case. | |
| You have a list on your phone? | |
| Fuck yeah, I do. | |
| I like I'm a Virgo dude. | |
| I have lists of everything. | |
| Yeah, you're like a perfectionist. | |
| No yeah, I have ratings, and no, I'm just kidding. | |
| I'm just kidding, I don't. | |
| I don't care if you have him reviewed on your. | |
| There's a few that like, I didn't put in because I regretted it so bad. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| That's horrible. | |
| Put the shirt woman's shirt. | |
| So it's too small for me, but no, you have to put it. | |
| No, you gotta put it all the way on. | |
| Yes, you can take the sweater off, just take the sweater off. | |
| I'm not gonna put it on. | |
| It's right here there. | |
| Yeah, don't put it on. | |
| All right, see guys, the idea was I. | |
| Okay, it looks so good on purple shirts, I'm gonna let. | |
| I'm gonna let Miss Girl with no boyfriend over here say the shit or total. | |
| Yeah okay, all right, just say the last number 25. | |
| I thought it was gonna be worse is that plus plus woman plus woman I watched that I watched five yeah plus woman plus woman my name My name is Dean Withers. | |
| I just wanted him to put the shirt off. | |
| Good job, girl. | |
| White dudes for Harris. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Oh, gosh. | |
| Let's count how many women in a row. | |
| You know, before I take my girlfriend to dinner, I ask my girlfriend. | |
| My girlfriends love her. | |
| Stop it. | |
| If he's okay with it. | |
| That's why you don't get a girlfriend because you talk like that. | |
| No, he's going to get a girlfriend because he does talk like that. | |
| Okay. | |
| Give me a little trans girl. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| It's okay. | |
| There's something wrong with that. | |
| I'm honestly kind of glad you guys were unsatisfied with that because she said six and I got insecure. | |
| I was like, oh, fuck. | |
| I think purple looks great on you. | |
| My name is Dean Withers. | |
| Wait, do you want to hear something, though? | |
| The first girl that I ever hooked up with had a body count of over 60. | |
| My name is Dean. | |
| And she turned you off. | |
| And she turned me out. | |
| Yo, my name is Dean Withers and I'm ducking a debate with Andrew Wilson. | |
| Stop looking at the camera. | |
| And my name is also Parker and I'm also ducking a debate with Andrew Wilson. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| He's feeling himself. | |
| Wait, what's up? | |
| What's the body count? | |
| I told you it was 25. | |
| She said it. | |
| She rotated. | |
| Don't tell him he's enjoying himself. | |
| No, he's not. | |
| Look at him. | |
| He got angry. | |
| How many guys? | |
| Okay, I counted it on the list, and 10 of them are women. | |
| So that's 15 guys. | |
| 15 guys. | |
| 15 guys. | |
| Yeah. | |
| 10 women. | |
| 10 women. | |
| The math is math. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's dope. | |
| That's not that bad. | |
| I can't believe that I just said that on public television. | |
| That's not bad at all. | |
| Thank you. | |
| For those who sell videos, how does it make you feel that for the end of time people can find your videos? | |
| Your kids or their friends can find them? | |
| I don't like kids. | |
| I don't want kids. | |
| Can't you just delete your account? | |
| I mean, it's not. | |
| I mean, they're going to be on Google Images forever, but that's why I don't like kids anymore. | |
| Imagine all the patients. | |
| Imagine. | |
| And I stand for Major Vota Harrion. | |
| Did you vote? | |
| Did you vote? | |
| I did vote. | |
| Did you vote? | |
| Trump. | |
| Yeah, who the fuck do you think that he voted for it? | |
| I'm just curious. | |
| I didn't want to miss him. | |
| HQ'd an $8,400. | |
| Nice shirt. | |
| I'll run again soon. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| That was perfect. | |
| I imagine that was probably a joke user name. | |
| Did you cry on election nights? | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| No, I cried on election morning, actually. | |
| Oh, because Kamala took out. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I know. | |
| I know. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Loser liberal. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Can I ask you a surprise? | |
| I'm not into politics, but I will say that I feel like a big reason why Kamala lost is because of those meaningless concerts that she had that were like so contradicting as a black person that was so contradicting to black people. | |
| What did she go? | |
| My opinion on that is that I think that she really dropped the ball and she was trying to appeal to an audience that wasn't ever going to like her. | |
| And she should, if she had just appealed to the voters who were undecided, she maybe would have had a better chance. | |
| And you don't think that's a little bit. | |
| She should have gone on Joe Rogan. | |
| Body count. | |
| She should have gone on Joe Rogan. | |
| Damn straight. | |
| Body count. | |
| Body count. | |
| You already know this one, yeah. | |
| Remember two. | |
| I'm married, and out of respect for my husband, and 40 over two is bad, so I'm not saying anything. | |
| Thank you for agreeing with me. | |
| Do you want to do a range? | |
| No, I'm not going to disrespect my husband like that. | |
| Okay. | |
| What value? | |
| So does it count if they, like, didn't get hard? | |
| And then... | |
| Wait! | |
| Like, does that count? | |
| Like, are you saying that? | |
| Because, like, I don't know, because sometimes people say, like, oh, it counts if you had the intention. | |
| It counts if you came, but did you come? | |
| Just for a second. | |
| No. | |
| Just to see how it feels. | |
| Wait, so just a tip. | |
| Just for a second. | |
| Just to see how it feels. | |
| Just a tip? | |
| I was like, did Andrew get back? | |
| No, no, never like ready to grade her. | |
| I was like, what? | |
| It happened, really. | |
| Never happened. | |
| Okay, let me ask you. | |
| Let me ask you. | |
| Five, six if you're counting that one. | |
| Counting that one. | |
| It's five and then six if you're counting that one. | |
| Let's get some clarification on what you mean by does it count though. | |
| So like I'm asking. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Did his penis touch the vagina. | |
| Your body. | |
| It touched it, but it didn't go in it. | |
| And that doesn't count. | |
| So actual vagina. | |
| That counts. | |
| That counts. | |
| That's a body. | |
| Just give it. | |
| Yeah, just give us like a plus or minus. | |
| Just a ton. | |
| But he didn't count. | |
| He didn't come. | |
| No, he was, it was limp. | |
| Like he, you know, like when you're drunk. | |
| Like when you're drunk. | |
| Like whiskey dick. | |
| Wait, so it did go inside. | |
| No, like, you know, like when you're drunk, you can't, it doesn't work. | |
| That means you just fucking force it. | |
| That's not true. | |
| Why does this drunk is the best? | |
| Or like. | |
| It depends on the man. | |
| That counts. | |
| That's a body. | |
| Chat, chat, chat, chat. | |
| Okay, yeah, it's two. | |
| Is that a body? | |
| It's six then. | |
| Six. | |
| Six. | |
| Okay. | |
| Girl, that's fine. | |
| Yeah, even plus or minus one. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Is that about one? | |
| Is it with a boyfriend you're currently with? | |
| No, I was with him, though. | |
| Oh. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Cool. | |
| Lost a good girl. | |
| Are you going to share? | |
| No. | |
| No, no. | |
| Wait, whoa, whoa. | |
| How can we all have to share? | |
| But you killed her two answers. | |
| I multiply it by three, and that's the real number. | |
| Yeah, multiplied by three. | |
| That's the same thing. | |
| So zero. | |
| Zero times. | |
| I don't have sexuality. | |
| Can I add something, though? | |
| I've never been with somebody who wouldn't confess their love for me and that I wouldn't be with, you know? | |
| And then also, every guy that I've been with, like the first guy I've been with, he waited like two years. | |
| The second guy I was with, he waited six months. | |
| It kind of went less and less. | |
| But like, you know, and then my boyfriend that I'm with right now, he waited like almost three months. | |
| But yeah, like everybody's waited and I waited for them to confess for you for three months. | |
| So that's a good strategy. | |
| Like if you want to just, you could like confess their love to you on the first date. | |
| No, like obviously there's time. | |
| Like I got, you got to prove that you actually like okay, girl, we get it. | |
| You're better than us. | |
| No, I'm just saying like I'm not going to give it to somebody unless they're like have you standards. | |
| That's good for you. | |
| I can't. | |
| I mentally can't hear you. | |
| That's like a whole chance. | |
| That's good. | |
| That's good. | |
| I'm proud of you. | |
| I actually was just really like very thankful for the calmness in this room right now. | |
| Oh, that's the whole beginning. | |
| That was crazy. | |
| Those two girls who were sitting there before. | |
| The friend was like, she was fine. | |
| She was just defending her friends. | |
| She had some moments. | |
| We all have our moments. | |
| She was serving lunch. | |
| All right, go on to the next one. | |
| She's okay. | |
| So you're here off. | |
| Growing to. | |
| Your husband and you didn't date. | |
| You were his wife from day one. | |
| Yes. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Yes. | |
| Are you saying that kind of thing? | |
| No, literally. | |
| Like, he lived in California. | |
| I was in San Antonio. | |
| We actually graduated the same high school together, same class and everything. | |
| But we didn't know each other. | |
| Then during our high school reunion, or not a reunion. | |
| Oh, here we go. | |
| Do the little music. | |
| So he was an admin for like our little Facebook page. | |
| And then we kind of had like our little arguments on Facebook. | |
| And then we started talking. | |
| I fell in love with him. | |
| First day I went to go see him in California. | |
| I was his wife. | |
| That was it. | |
| Dang. | |
| What kind of panoni are you? | |
| You weren't married. | |
| I lived as his wife. | |
| As in, if you know, what do you say? | |
| What is the word? | |
| Carnal knowledge. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Yep, everything. | |
| And cooking, cleaning, all that. | |
| The works. | |
| You got him like a wife. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| And then we got married like that. | |
| But that's how it got married. | |
| If you're in a relationship, I feel like if you're going to be with someone, you should give that wife back. | |
| But we had been talking on the phone for three months and then, boom, I was done. | |
| She should do my laundry on the first date. | |
| I live with my boyfriend. | |
| Like, I cleaned his room, massaged, did his laundry. | |
| Damn, it's just what he paid, bro. | |
| It's a pig in a relationship. | |
| But I'm treating the way I'm paying for it. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Part of feminism is understanding that women should be able to have their traditional values if they want to have them. | |
| I think that's very fair. | |
| But I am a pig. | |
| I am a friend. | |
| You said when he first came, like when you first met him, you're doing all those things for you. | |
| I did. | |
| I did. | |
| And I'm not on me. | |
| Yes, me. | |
| And so, what was he doing on the first day for you, other than receiving the massages? | |
| He was a good man to me, and I knew what kind of man he would be. | |
| It doesn't matter though, because at the end of the day, I'm going to treat him the way I would want him to treat me. | |
| And if I'm going to be with somebody, I'm going to serve them the way I feel like a woman should serve him. | |
| And then I said, I don't feel like I can serve you in that way, then I'm not going to be with you. | |
| And do you think that's how all men date? | |
| Huh? | |
| Do you think that's how all men date the same way? | |
| They should, but that's the thing: women get in a relationship and then they don't do shit for the man, and they expect a man to do shit for them and for them to wife them. | |
| But it's like, why am I going to wife you? | |
| I really'm not going to act like a wife. | |
| I really stopped. | |
| You know, I see women fat BTFO. | |
| Okay, but can I interject? | |
| So I start, my husband and I, we started off like that. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm visually impaired. | |
| I can't do the things that I used to be able to do, which is so humiliating for me. | |
| Especially since I'm Latina. | |
| We have pride in our houses. | |
| We own our kitchens. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| And for me to be able, for my husband to have to hire a maid because I can't see the house getting dirty and shit. | |
| You know how humiliating that is for me? | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| So that, and that I know, like Brian, you and Andrew always talk about, oh, well, what do you bring? | |
| What do you bring? | |
| I brought a lot in the beginning, but right now I don't. | |
| I don't bring anything. | |
| It is so humiliating. | |
| Like, what do I do? | |
| Like, when I go completely blind, you get better at all. | |
| He's a wonderful man. | |
| He's a wonderful man. | |
| And massage them. | |
| There you go. | |
| Thank you, ma'am. | |
| You got it. | |
| Yes, ma'am. | |
| Clench your pussy lips together. | |
| You guys have another back and forth. | |
| No, we're not doing it back and forth. | |
| We're actually agreeing right now. | |
| You want to approach your husband? | |
| Clench your pussy lips together and make it tighter for me. | |
| You were like, you don't exercise. | |
| I'm like, I only do people exercise. | |
| That's not always going to keep a man. | |
| Because it's not true. | |
| I won't keep them, but I'll punch a woman. | |
| You can never keep a business. | |
| Women are, but all the time, not a lot of women are offering to massage you, do your laundry. | |
| Yes, they are. | |
| Not a lot. | |
| Nowadays, not a lot nowadays. | |
| So as you talk about me, maybe it's because I'm coming from a different country. | |
| But everybody in the Caribbean would drop to do somebody's laundry and cook for them. | |
| Anybody in a third world country, what country is your ancestors from? | |
| I don't know. | |
| My mom's like white and Indian, and my dad's Mexican and Indian. | |
| So, no Asian in you at all? | |
| No, everyone thinks I'm Asian. | |
| Well, a lot of Latinas, we still have that Indian. | |
| She looks way more. | |
| She looks way more. | |
| Because that comes, you have to remember the Asians, they cross the Bering Straits. | |
| And that's what Indigenous people are. | |
| They actually came from Asia. | |
| Okay, but that's a whole other story. | |
| But I'm saying anybody in a third world country is willing to do that. | |
| It's just the first world countries that are not so weird. | |
| Anybody, bring your man to the Dominican Republic. | |
| But that's how it should be. | |
| They will massage everybody. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| And I'm not stupid. | |
| I'm not. | |
| I'm not wasting time with his body for free. | |
| And I think that's a must women should do. | |
| I think that should be like, that's what I'm saying. | |
| What most women do, just set for first world countries. | |
| I don't think so, though. | |
| First world countries. | |
| Wait, wait, wait, wait. | |
| Tell me again, what'd you say? | |
| I said, most women do do that. | |
| No, they don't. | |
| Yeah, they do. | |
| Nope. | |
| Here's not doing the right one. | |
| Chinese, Caribbean, African, Indian. | |
| Like, serve their men and stuff. | |
| Take care of their men. | |
| Massage. | |
| Here in America. | |
| That's why I said that's a good thing. | |
| But they're a minority. | |
| Oh, you mean third world? | |
| What does that mean? | |
| Second or third. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Ryan donated $100. | |
| Are you wife material? | |
| If so, why? | |
| Me? | |
| Is this around the table? | |
| Around the table, really quick. | |
| Are you wife material? | |
| If so, how? | |
| Maybe. | |
| Yes. | |
| I can cook exceptionally well. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I can clean exceptionally well. | |
| Yeah, but you're not. | |
| I can fuck. | |
| I can fuck exceptionally well. | |
| I look very, very good in public and I represent my men very, very well. | |
| You don't? | |
| I'm super entertaining. | |
| I'm super entertained. | |
| I don't care about that. | |
| I don't care about that. | |
| Brian. | |
| You. | |
| Don't interrupt me when I'm talking. | |
| Shut the fuck up, like you say. | |
| Yeah, and I'm like, I have these great tits that are good for fertility. | |
| I'm very fertile. | |
| If you want to test it. | |
| No. | |
| Well, apparently the plan B didn't work in the condom broke. | |
| She's fertile. | |
| I'm fertile. | |
| You know why? | |
| Because I eat my iceberg. | |
| I think I'm like three eggs away from being fertile. | |
| Thank God. | |
| Almost done. | |
| Are you wife material? | |
| If so, why? | |
| I mean, maybe to some and no. | |
| Because of my occupation, but other than that, like, yeah. | |
| Yeah, you gotta quit the OF. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yes. | |
| Why? | |
| Yeah, why? | |
| I mean, like, a lot of the reasons that she said, I can cook really well. | |
| I give a good massage. | |
| I'm good in bed. | |
| I look damn good in white. | |
| I want children. | |
| No background. | |
| I want children. | |
| Huh? | |
| No sexual background. | |
| Yeah, I've never had sex in my life. | |
| So clearly, I'm going to be great. | |
| I'm getting recorded. | |
| No, but on the real, though, like I'm a big lover girl, and I think that that's important when you're married to somebody is to have like a genuine, strong love for somebody. | |
| And I know that, but some of the things that I said earlier, I might not be marriage material for some people, but like what you said, but I think that the person who's right for me will think that about me. | |
| Are you wife material? | |
| Of course. | |
| Dude, she's the most wifey. | |
| Are you kidding? | |
| I would marry you right now. | |
| Thank you. | |
| She's so sweet. | |
| I think because I bring a really positive, kind, nice energy, like if I were to be in a relationship and also just bring that warmth and like generosity in the sense of like my time and space and my energy. | |
| I just can't believe you're not already married. | |
| I know, that's what I was saying. | |
| Dude, how is she not wife? | |
| I'm waiting for the right one. | |
| And that's another thing: I'm waiting. | |
| And I've been waiting, so I think that's... | |
| And that's probably the hardest part. | |
| Like actually convincing a guy, like, nope, I'm waiting. | |
| And I'm loyal to it. | |
| I guess that's the last I could say. | |
| Again, guys, in the chat, only the good ones. | |
| Only the good ones hit her up. | |
| What's your Instagram? | |
| Just my name, Angelica Zawenko. | |
| Yay. | |
| Deja Fu. | |
| That's weird. | |
| Zawang. | |
| Yeah, spelling. | |
| I just got a deja vu. | |
| A-N-G-E-L-I-C-A. | |
| And then my last name is Z-U-E-N-K-O. | |
| Only good guys. | |
| Only good guys. | |
| Only virgins. | |
| There's a whole bunch. | |
| I'll actually explore that in a bit, but are you wife material? | |
| Of course, I'm married. | |
| Well, you already went over it. | |
| Your wife's material. | |
| Yeah, she's very wife material. | |
| I want to explore this. | |
| So you're 25. | |
| We talked a bit about it a little, but you're 25. | |
| You've never had a boyfriend. | |
| You've been celibate for six years. | |
| You've only had two. | |
| You had casual sex essentially with two guys, but those were short-lived. | |
| Do you consider yourself picky? | |
| Yes. | |
| So I do want to explore like so what you said you're waiting for the right guy. | |
| So what does the right guy look like? | |
| Let's talk about physical traits. | |
| Let's talk about personality, other traits, et cetera. | |
| Well, you know, like obviously physical does matter, but like right off the bat for me, like what matters is their character and like that we mesh really well. | |
| There has to be that connection. | |
| And I get along with everyone naturally. | |
| Like I feel like I naturally get along with kind of anyone like, but just as friends, you know, like I don't think I've ever found that deeper connection yet. | |
| And I'm somebody that really thinks deeply and thinks about things that I think most people don't think about. | |
| So like it's hard for me to find someone on my level. | |
| And not to say like, oh, no one's good enough for me, but I just haven't found a guy that like would really challenge me in that way of thinking. | |
| And like I would learn from him. | |
| And like I'm somebody who's very like ambitious as well. | |
| Like I am very like feminine, but I also have masculine traits in the sense that I'm ambitious and really hardworking. | |
| And so like I need somebody who like is more than that, who can be even more ambitious than me and more hardworking. | |
| Yeah, look. | |
| And so when you say ambitious, do you mean you're earning? | |
| How much you make? | |
| More like about the time I put into my career and my craft and my training and my career. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So would you say that you just don't have a lot of time for dating? | |
| I mean, because I, what did you say? | |
| You're 25 years old? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I am really focused on my career right now because I'm a professional dancer. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| I'm a professional dancer and aerialist. | |
| And like there's a certain timeframe for that. | |
| And I want to do it for as long as I can. | |
| But I realize that I'm at the stage where I'm really focused on my career. | |
| And maybe that is redundant. | |
| You hear that a lot with girls, but like that's how I feel. | |
| And I know that when I do meet the guy, it's going to be when I'm, it's time to settle down. | |
| And when you know, you know. | |
| Like when you feel that spark, it'll be real. | |
| When is the time to settle down? | |
| Maybe like in my 30s, early 30s, like 30, 31, something like that. | |
| I don't know the exact time. | |
| 25. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Now's the perfect time. | |
| It is. | |
| But I'm not ready. | |
| I'm not ready. | |
| I'm not ready. | |
| Because I have a lot of big dreams and goals for you. | |
| Yeah, no, no, no. | |
| I want to explore that. | |
| So what are those? | |
| So I want to have a really big career. | |
| I want to have my own company, a touring circus company and a dance company that goes like Cirque de Soleil. | |
| I want to create my own company. | |
| And so I work towards that every day. | |
| Well, maybe you just need to find a guy in circles. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I think that with dating, like in looking for a guy, when you're looking for a partner, you don't find one. | |
| They come when you least expect them. | |
| And that sounds so cliche, but it dates, but you're never, you don't can't plan. | |
| No, I mean, that's actually just bullshit. | |
| I don't think so. | |
| All of my partnerships, I've only dated three people for real. | |
| And they have all come when I did not expect for them to come. | |
| Did they approach? | |
| How did you meet them? | |
| It was like either, like, I don't know. | |
| There's just a spark. | |
| Like, all of a sudden, it's just boom, this person is in your life and they mean so much to you. | |
| It's like it comes out of literally nowhere. | |
| No. | |
| All these people who I met organically, whether through school or through friends, most of it was through, or two of them were through friends. | |
| One of them was through school. | |
| And they took the initiative in the courtship? | |
| There was an initiative. | |
| It was both of us. | |
| It's unanimous that connection. | |
| I feel like dating should be. | |
| So let's go back to your on the ambition thing. | |
| So you want to have all these things in place when it comes to your career prior to finding a guy. | |
| Is that correct? | |
| Yeah, well, I was thinking about this earlier and we kind of touched on it before. | |
| I kind of went through this evolution with this six-year kind of celibacy. | |
| Like in the beginning, the first couple years, it was hard for me because I thought, you know, like when am I going to meet the one? | |
| Like, because you know, you kind of feel like that, right? | |
| But the last couple of years, I really felt like, no, actually, I do want to wait and I'm actually not ready. | |
| I thought I was ready before, but I wasn't. | |
| And so I feel like the time's going to come when it's supposed to come. | |
| I know that I'm doing things in my alignment and my higher purpose. | |
| God, the universe, whatever you believe in, is going to reward me with the right person in the right time. | |
| So, right now, do you feel like you're closing yourself off because you're not going to be able to do that? | |
| Can you imagine a guy saying that? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, I'm just going to do nothing to actually make something happen romantically. | |
| And I, because this is a privileged position of women, you guys are the ones that are initiated the palm. | |
| But I think, hold on, when it comes to courtship. | |
| So it is the case that women can kind of just wait around and men will approach you and come talk to you, hit you up. | |
| But I still think it's even a poor strategy, even for women, because if you're just going to wait, if you don't make an actual conscious effort to like make something happen, there's a lot of women who end up in their mid-30s, late 30s. | |
| But I haven't missed their opportunity. | |
| I have made efforts. | |
| Like even a year ago, a year ago, I went on like three dates from Tinder or whatever. | |
| Bumble. | |
| And like they were fine, but it just wasn't the right one for me. | |
| And like, I just was like, oh, you know what? | |
| Like, I kind of tried. | |
| And like, I've had guys ask my number. | |
| Like, sometimes I perform and then some guys come up to me after and like they're like an acrobat or something, like whatever. | |
| And like they're nice, but it's just like, I don't know. | |
| So it's not that I'm closed off, but I recognize that's not my time yet. | |
| But if it happens, it happens. | |
| I'm not, I'm not. | |
| No, no, it is your time, okay? | |
| I think that like that's dilling her down so much though by saying that she has to start searching. | |
| Like someone, even she doesn't have to be seen. | |
| Because I went back to be open to this. | |
| But if she's not ready, she's not ready. | |
| But she's ready. | |
| She's not really ready. | |
| I'm curious, though, do you want kids? | |
| See, that's really hard. | |
| I do want kids one day, but it took me a while to get to that point because it kind of scared me with my career. | |
| I was like, the idea with my line of work, like, and how much I sacrificed my childhood for it. | |
| Like, it's like having a kid really affects that, you know, more than just any other career. | |
| Like, so for a while, I was like, I don't even want to think about having kids. | |
| But now I finally came to this point of like, okay, one day I will have kids. | |
| I'm not ready yet, but I've accepted that I will have kids. | |
| You have thought about kids. | |
| Recently. | |
| But this is a recent reason. | |
| I'm going to tell you why. | |
| Are you on birth control? | |
| No, I'm not. | |
| But she's also celebrating. | |
| Yeah, she's not. | |
| I mean, that's always a red flag. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I know. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Digital is still part of the world. | |
| Do you know about Ballerina Farm? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Have you heard about that? | |
| Yeah, I have heard that. | |
| Did she had a whole scholarship to Juilliard and she was going and then she got freaking married and has like seven kids? | |
| And like she seems happy, sure. | |
| Like, ugh. | |
| I mean, uh, like, like, she's just, like, tired all the time. | |
| Poor thing. | |
| Like, you know, if that's what she wanted and then, you know, she's making her money from it, go, girl. | |
| I'm so happy for you. | |
| But it just sucks to hear like someone got into Juilliard for dance, which is like an incredibly hard thing to do. | |
| Oh, I think I. | |
| And then to have it and then just like, oh, you get married and have kids. | |
| Like, well, she's not. | |
| Not that it's like she's just like, yeah, I think that's better. | |
| Having seven children is better than being a dancer. | |
| I mean, she probably would have had kids eventually, but it would have been nice for her to have a career first. | |
| But I don't know this woman, so I'm not going to speak to you. | |
| What's the purpose of a career? | |
| To do something you're passionate about. | |
| Really? | |
| Yes, absolutely. | |
| I'm doing it. | |
| The reason I'm in school is because I'm passionate about architecture. | |
| Do you think most people would do it for free then? | |
| Yeah, absolutely. | |
| Oh my gosh, I would love to do it. | |
| I would love to build houses and I would love to do city planning and interior design. | |
| Yes, absolutely. | |
| So you would. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's fucking bullshit. | |
| It's not bullshit. | |
| No, it's something I'm passionate about. | |
| She's not going to do it for free because you're going to get paid for it. | |
| But yeah, I guess. | |
| If it was this economy and I'm not getting paid for it, I'd probably find a different career. | |
| But if it was a world where we don't get paid for anything and you just do things to do them, then absolutely I would do that. | |
| That's not the world though. | |
| Well, the world is that we have to make money. | |
| So I'm making money from it and I'm something that I really care about. | |
| Why are you surprised by that? | |
| I feel like I should be allowed to have that. | |
| Most people. | |
| I'm not most people. | |
| Congrats. | |
| Most people, when they're pursuing a career, the end goal is to make money. | |
| Point blank period. | |
| So, why is that a bad thing? | |
| Didn't you just earlier say how much you were proud of the fact that you're having your career to make money? | |
| What? | |
| Like when she was like yelling earlier and you were like, Well, yeah, I'm doing this to make money. | |
| Of course, I'm doing it to make money. | |
| We definitely need to have money. | |
| But you're not passionate about this. | |
| So, like, I'm passionate. | |
| I will say, it's not everybody. | |
| Not everybody gets to have that luck. | |
| I think it's different too if you're an artist. | |
| I don't. | |
| Most people don't. | |
| But it's different if you're an artist because I'm an artist as well. | |
| I did dance for most of my life as well. | |
| And I do not get paid or I get paid very, very little. | |
| I know one day I will make more money. | |
| And I know that for me, what's more important than the money is like the impact I'm going to make. | |
| And like, I also teach as well. | |
| I teach dance. | |
| The impact. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Dude, dance heals the soul. | |
| I agree with that. | |
| I love it. | |
| All the arts do. | |
| Painting, comedy. | |
| For me, I picture myself having a really big platform one day, and with that comes a lot of power and like ability to reach influence. | |
| And so I plan to do good things with that. | |
| This is what a man hears, though. | |
| You're going to put your career over your husband and your children. | |
| But I don't have a husband. | |
| She doesn't have a husband or children yet. | |
| But she will. | |
| I know. | |
| And when that day comes, then I will kind of settle. | |
| Will it take a back seat to your husband and to your children? | |
| Yeah, I think so. | |
| I think it would still be part of my life, but it will be a passion. | |
| Things will shift, you know? | |
| There will be a past. | |
| Once you have children, there's a motherfucking thing that comes above everything. | |
| Once you have children, it comes above everything. | |
| There's like eras in your life. | |
| And that will be a different era. | |
| So do you think that she should sacrifice even having a career just for the idea and the prospect that she may one day have children and have a husband? | |
| Or should she live her life to the fullest and then have her kids and her husband and then devote everything? | |
| She can't be an empty city. | |
| Guys don't. | |
| I know y'all, you guys always talk about, oh, we want a girl to do this, that, but they still have to have some kind of passion about them. | |
| You don't want to just be like that. | |
| What was that? | |
| That lady from coming to America. | |
| What color do you like? | |
| Whatever color you like. | |
| What food do you like? | |
| Whatever food you like. | |
| Yeah, totally. | |
| You don't want a woman like that. | |
| You still want a woman to be herself, right? | |
| I mean, you just want her to be like a clay that you can mold. | |
| You know what? | |
| You should be able to shape things so much. | |
| You want her to have a little bit of personality about herself or a lot of personality. | |
| And it might be hard for you to understand because, like, I'm an artist. | |
| And if you're not an artist, it's hard to understand, you know? | |
| But that's okay. | |
| Like, everyone's different. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But that's just my, I just know that I'm doing what's best for my higher purpose. | |
| You're going to be a good mom. | |
| Right. | |
| All I'm hearing is me, What's best for me, me. | |
| Why shouldn't it? | |
| So why should it be what's best for the husband? | |
| Why shouldn't anybody else, right? | |
| Why should it be what's best for the man? | |
| That makes no sense. | |
| If I had a boyfriend right now, that's why. | |
| There's no man and no feature for her to even consider. | |
| Yeah. | |
| As soon as children come in, the family comes first. | |
| Always. | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| But there's no. | |
| I'm agreeing to that. | |
| I'm not disagreeing at all. | |
| I'm agreeing to that. | |
| But until then, she has to make herself the best wife for that family. | |
| But in terms, okay, I guess what I'm trying to get at here: in terms of making yourself more attractive to men and getting a man, your career, I don't know why you're scoffing, but your career is kind of irrelevant. | |
| And in this case, seems to be like it could be a hindrance to being able to secure a man. | |
| But I'm not trying to secure a man right now. | |
| You want to have kids, though. | |
| But not right now. | |
| You want to get sure. | |
| But if you're prioritizing your career, do you travel a lot for your work? | |
| Yeah, I do. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's another component there that's going to be difficult. | |
| Not a lot, but every two months I usually travel. | |
| Sure. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So I don't know if that's a lot, but it's not, I mean, it's not every week, but it's. | |
| I don't think it's. | |
| You also have to remember that I'm a late bloomer with everything, with like sex, with my period. | |
| I was late. | |
| Even I feel, well, sorry. | |
| Like, is that too much to say? | |
| No, that is not too much to say at all. | |
| I feel like having a boyfriend, I'm a late bloomer. | |
| I'm just a late bloomer. | |
| So I even feel like I look younger. | |
| You do, you do. | |
| I feel like I. | |
| But look, this stems back to we were having a conversation about, I believe, what you're looking for in a partner, right? | |
| And you said, well, I'm really ambitious. | |
| Therefore, I want a man who's even more ambitious, which is going to limit your pool, I think, of partners. | |
| Exactly. | |
| And that's when you asked me if I'm picky. | |
| Yeah, I am. | |
| Because that'll be fine. | |
| So let's. | |
| When you say ambitious, does he have to earn a certain amount? | |
| You want a rich guy? | |
| It's less about money. | |
| It's more about his character. | |
| He doesn't have to have a lot of money right now, but if he has that hard-working attitude, that drive, one day he'll make that money. | |
| I have no doubt. | |
| You say you're 25? | |
| I'm 25, yeah. | |
| So like if he's 30, he's just got to be like the boss of whatever he does, whether he's like the fry cooker at McDonald's or whatever. | |
| If he has that ambition, that drive, that hard work ethic, I know one day he'll get there. | |
| You know, he has to have that mentality. | |
| And like with that kind of like bull mindset, like nothing can stop you. | |
| And he needs to have that because that's what I have too. | |
| So he needs to have even more of that. | |
| I think it's almost even for me to submit to him kind of thing, you know, because you talk about that as well. | |
| And that's something I think about too, right? | |
| So for me to submit to a guy, so far, I've not met a guy yet that I feel like I can really submit to and like really like wows me or like, you know, I don't know. | |
| I wonder if it's also your career and like the people that, I mean, you're ballerina. | |
| I'm like, how many male ballerinas are you hanging out with? | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| So that might be another thing too. | |
| That's if you're just hanging out with like nothing, no disrespect to the circus people, the male ballerinas, you know, but I'm just saying maybe that could be a thing too. | |
| Like you're just hanging around with a certain community. | |
| Exactly. | |
| And that's why when I travel, I try to like, you know, go out and go out by myself and, you know, do podcasts. | |
| Well, here, yeah, here we are. | |
| We're going to go to karaoke tonight, whether you like it or not. | |
| We're going to go. | |
| So I put myself out there, but without any expectations. | |
| Look, I mean, you're 25. | |
| You're still young, but I mean, there is a this is like the best time to be trying to find a partner. | |
| Yeah, but my 25 is different than other people's 25. | |
| It's not. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I think you are in your prime, Mommy. | |
| That's trust me. | |
| But that's okay. | |
| Maybe you're a late bloomer, but I mean, there's just a biological reason. | |
| I think that there's no point in telling her to not do something that she doesn't want to do just because you're looking for a certain brand of woman. | |
| I think that those women do exist who want to not have a career. | |
| She's making her own decisions. | |
| She doesn't need your dating advice because she's going to figure it out for herself. | |
| It is a dating advice. | |
| I mean, she does need my advice. | |
| So it's okay. | |
| She's been celebrating it for so many years. | |
| We're just giving her advice. | |
| She could take it. | |
| She cannot take it. | |
| That's all right. | |
| But that's by choice. | |
| Like, it's not that I haven't had offers or I haven't gone on some dates. | |
| I kind of. | |
| Yeah, but you're 25. | |
| You haven't had a boyfriend. | |
| You've had a couple casual sexual encounters. | |
| I'm not saying this to be mean. | |
| Yeah, you do need a bit of advice. | |
| You've not had a long-term relationship yet. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Are you dating anyone right now, Brian? | |
| How is that relevant? | |
| Because you're trying to give her advice and you're 10 years older than her. | |
| How is that relevant? | |
| But you know, so why are you not stressed about it? | |
| I've had, I've, well, one, it's a bit different because I'm a man. | |
| I've had multiple long-term relationships. | |
| I've had a five-year relationship, a two-year relationship, one year, two years. | |
| So I've had multiple long-term relationships. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That makes sense. | |
| And I know it's odd that I'm 25 and never had a boyfriend. | |
| Isn't that odd? | |
| It's okay. | |
| Like, it's better than being 25 and a player. | |
| I'm 20. | |
| Yeah. | |
| My daughter's 21 and she hasn't had a boyfriend. | |
| That's only four years younger than you, you know? | |
| Both of my daughters. | |
| No, you haven't. | |
| It's okay. | |
| So, anyways, I look, it's just sometimes when people say they're very picky, my advice I try to give them is, well, are there any things that you can reassess when it comes to the things that you're demanding in the partner that are just unrealistic? | |
| I don't think I actually heard anything too unrealistic. | |
| You seem pretty reasonable, to be honest. | |
| And I didn't say anything physical. | |
| Like, I'm like, oh, it has to be brunette or blonde or has to be. | |
| I guess the only fit. | |
| I guess the main physical one would be like, I wouldn't like him to be fit. | |
| Like, that would be nice because I'm really fit. | |
| And so if he wasn't fit, you know, then I'd like to do activities together. | |
| I want to see you with a ball player. | |
| I feel like you're going to have some D1 movies. | |
| Actually, I kind of came to this realization. | |
| I feel like I'm going to end up with a cowboy or something. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I kind of had this thought. | |
| Stay in Santa Barbara, you guys. | |
| Stay in Santa Barbara. | |
| You'll find your cowboy. | |
| I have a question. | |
| How long stuff? | |
| I don't know. | |
| How long have you been doing this podcast? | |
| Two and a half years. | |
| Two and a half? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Dang, it's really successful. | |
| It feels long. | |
| I feel like I've been watching it longer than that. | |
| It would be really awesome for you to do some reunion shows. | |
| You know, like to see maybe anybody got married or I believe it's only been two and a half years. | |
| No, I've seen little clips about stuff like that. | |
| Yeah, some people come back on. | |
| Have you ever seen that? | |
| Actually, people have met. | |
| People have met on the show, actually. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Have you ever done speed dating or any kind of like that sort of kind of content where it's like trying to get people? | |
| Because it is a dating podcast. | |
| I almost wonder if you had some sort of dating show. | |
| Maybe you should do it at a clip. | |
| I had an idea doing a like with the most rambunctious girls on the show, like doing like a faux date with them. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like here in the studio. | |
| That'd be cool. | |
| But yeah. | |
| With the rambunctious ones, it's a wild card. | |
| Have you considered because I know you have some entertainment and what they're doing. | |
| I'm actually trying to date them. | |
| I know you have some loyal people that come up on your chats and stuff. | |
| Have you ever considered maybe going to a comedy club and actually doing the podcast or doing like she said, like a speed dating thing and then having an actual audience? | |
| That would be so cool. | |
| I would honestly love to watch you be the moderator for a bunch of speed dating. | |
| That would be so up here funny. | |
| I got the connection. | |
| So no, that would be hilarious. | |
| I would watch that. | |
| Not to give you business ideas, but. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I kind of like think just you know like in and out. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like these restaurants that want to offer like 50 million different things. | |
| I actually think it's sometimes better just to focus on I mean you have you get your viewers you have your regulars like you said. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I actually tried to expand like in what the we were doing these IRL streams and I kind of like overextended myself a little bit there. | |
| Anyways you know your niche Irma you say I respect the patriarchy but in my opinion the males on the show take it to the extreme. | |
| Okay and so we haven't done it yet. | |
| The only thing is the bow. | |
| That's the only thing. | |
| Wait, you don't agree with that? | |
| That's the only thing. | |
| Okay, let's pull up the video. | |
| We need to pull up the bow video. | |
| I won't bow. | |
| Wait, why are we talking about that? | |
| Because it's weird. | |
| I'll curtsy. | |
| Because Latinas, we do that anyways. | |
| Like yesenieras. | |
| I curtsied on stage to my audience. | |
| I won't bow. | |
| That's weird. | |
| Bowing for what? | |
| It's a bad thing. | |
| I just bow. | |
| Show them. | |
| Show them. | |
| I bow to him. | |
| I kiss his feet. | |
| I don't care. | |
| I'll wash my husband's feet. | |
| I will not meet the way you get. | |
| Y'all say safe. | |
| I don't know. | |
| If you love a Latina or whatever. | |
| Let's play the bow video. | |
| All right. | |
| So, guys, this is a video I took of my ex-girlfriend. | |
| Is it from is this for the beginning? | |
| I don't think that's a good idea. | |
| Is there a girl Asian? | |
| Yeah, this is my ex-girlfriend. | |
| She's not really, she's not reading. | |
| It's my ex-girlfriend play huge bow. | |
| Holy moly, well done. | |
| This is my ex-girlfriend. | |
| Uh, I got I recorded this after I got home from a really long day at the podcast. | |
| That's and um, so she had the dinner. | |
| Check this out, guys. | |
| She had the dinner. | |
| Also, the scan, the scampering. | |
| I'm that's kind of kind of into that. | |
| Um, she gets my beer. | |
| That was the last time I had a beer, by the way. | |
| Uh, and she stirred the noodles, and yeah, it was like after a long podcast day and like very attentive. | |
| Play the play just the bow ball. | |
| Is this why you asked about my ancestors? | |
| Boom, huge. | |
| Is that really your girlfriend or your ex-girlfriend? | |
| Or is this a joke? | |
| That is my ex-girlfriend. | |
| That's nice. | |
| I don't know if you know. | |
| Well, he's looking for her. | |
| That's his future wife. | |
| She's a pick-me, that's what happened. | |
| But that's no challenge. | |
| No, if she likes to do that for him, then she should do that for me. | |
| She just challenged the man. | |
| No challenge. | |
| Not challenge their chango. | |
| She's no challenge. | |
| She's a pick me. | |
| That's what happened. | |
| So is that your type, Asians? | |
| Is that usually your type? | |
| I mean, I date white women and okay, and what? | |
| And what? | |
| White and white. | |
| And Asian, that's fine. | |
| Lady. | |
| So, okay. | |
| White Asian. | |
| Pretty much on the same. | |
| Wait, I don't know if I should hierarchy this. | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Dude, just be like, okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, why an Asian? | |
| And then you got like Latina right under there. | |
| And then that's it. | |
| It gets progressively dark and we're white. | |
| A white Latina. | |
| I guess. | |
| A Afro-Latina? | |
| An indigenous Latina? | |
| Definitely not an Afro-Latina. | |
| Definitely not an Afro-Latina. | |
| Definitely not. | |
| She wouldn't stand up. | |
| It probably means Mexican. | |
| Which created a majority of Latina culture. | |
| It's Afro-Latinas. | |
| Thank you for that. | |
| That was beautiful. | |
| Argue with me. | |
| Salsa. | |
| Let's get down to it. | |
| It means yellow skin, white-skinned, and oh, wait, that's what you mean. | |
| That blonde girl asked what I'm looking for in a girl, and I never answered. | |
| I could just tell you that. | |
| Tell us that. | |
| I'll tell you what. | |
| Who blonde girl was it? | |
| The friend of the loud girl. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, so I'll break it down into looks and personality. | |
| Okay. | |
| But first, I need to tell you what I'm actually looking for. | |
| And I wrote it down, so I'm just going to read it. | |
| So I want to meet a great girl, date for a few years, travel a bunch, maybe end up living in Hawaii, have her help me with my mission, and then like pump out seven sons. | |
| What if they're not sons? | |
| What if you have seven daughters? | |
| Then what? | |
| We keep going until we have at least two sons. | |
| That's fucking great. | |
| Maybe three sons. | |
| Oh. | |
| But yeah, seven kids would be good. | |
| I take care of everything. | |
| She just, you know, stay at home. | |
| I'll take care of her. | |
| As long as you're financially, like, sorry, whoa, those were not words. | |
| I think that it is really cool when girls do or women do want to fulfill that role and they do do it. | |
| I think that that is awesome. | |
| And that is, if that's what they are passionate about, then that's great. | |
| But I think that I could never have seven kids. | |
| Five is like max for me, but that's also just. | |
| Oh, I guess it's not going to work out. | |
| Well, Brian, we've already established that me and you are never going to happen. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Unless. | |
| Is your ex because she got deported? | |
| Because you voted for Trump. | |
| It's your extra ex because you voted for Trump. | |
| You're right. | |
| She got fucking deported. | |
| Yeah, she got to deport. | |
| No. | |
| Yeah, she's an immigrant from that. | |
| She's Korean or something. | |
| Or something is crazy. | |
| Yeah, I didn't really ask. | |
| I didn't ask her. | |
| Just assumed. | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| Yeah, so I don't think a pick me up. | |
| But look, any race doesn't even know what's happening. | |
| Any race is fine. | |
| I'm not Asian. | |
| I'm saying as long as you're submissive and can pump out seven kids. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So, okay, let's talk looks really quick. | |
| Any race is fine. | |
| Any race is fine. | |
| Slight preference for either Asian women or white women. | |
| They're on the same level pretty much. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Oh, petite, fun size. | |
| Like, honestly, you're too tall. | |
| Like, what are you, 5'2 ⁇ ? | |
| Yeah, 5'2'. | |
| It's always funny telling, like, a 5'2 girl. | |
| Like, she's too tall. | |
| No, just kidding. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| James, you want really long? | |
| Like, I need legally a dwarf. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| I'm kidding. | |
| Oh, that's a fetish. | |
| He's a dwarf. | |
| He shaves down there, but that's okay. | |
| Like, a fun-size Twix would be okay for you? | |
| Or, like. | |
| No, I mean, I'll date any height. | |
| I don't care. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| So it could work out for us. | |
| Any height, any height, totally fine. | |
| Don't care. | |
| Let's see. | |
| She could be taller than me, even. | |
| No, you're joking. | |
| I would date her. | |
| How tall are you? | |
| Six foot one. | |
| She could be a Caitlin Clark. | |
| She's like 6'6 or something ridiculous. | |
| WNBA. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| I mean, she could be that tall, but she could not be Caitlin Clark. | |
| Not mine. | |
| Hey, but Caitlin Clark, if you're watching. | |
| Caitlin Clark. | |
| I mean, like, I'd have children with her outside of wedlock, but like, I just wouldn't just for like the warrior. | |
| She couldn't come on the whatever podcast. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| Oh, natural body supremacist. | |
| So, like, hygiene grooming, important. | |
| But no plastic surgery. | |
| So no fake tits, no fake lips, no BBL, no lipo, no labia plasty. | |
| Minimum makeup, minimal makeup, or no makeup. | |
| Sounds like me. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| But yeah, I mean, with all these things, like the plastic surgeries and stuff, I prefer a girl with like a cup over giant fake titties, like small upper lip over the lip filler, small butt over BBL. | |
| And like a little belly fat. | |
| I prefer a little belly fat over the lipo, the lipo belly. | |
| It doesn't look right. | |
| I've never seen a lipo belly. | |
| Me neither, thank god. | |
| I want to see like look at her fine girl. | |
| Am I right? | |
| What's that? | |
| You've lived in Santa Barbara your whole life. | |
| So isn't what you're describing sounds like a surfer girl. | |
| Like, just like those. | |
| No, no. | |
| Natural. | |
| We've already made it clear he wants a woman with no passions and no hobbies. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| What would be an ideal hobby? | |
| Can you tilt your mic down? | |
| What would be an ideal hobby? | |
| For a girl to have? | |
| For your girl. | |
| Having children. | |
| That's her hobby. | |
| Besides you, is there anything? | |
| Besides me. | |
| A surfer girl. | |
| You were a surfer. | |
| You were eating cooking. | |
| You were a surfer guy. | |
| I forgot. | |
| You want me to call you a doctor? | |
| Are you good? | |
| He's just sweet. | |
| It's a joke. | |
| Okay. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| We're going to karaoke it up later. | |
| That's it. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, I know that song. | |
| Submissive. | |
| Oh, wait, no. | |
| Did I finish all the looks stuff? | |
| I think I did. | |
| You said petite. | |
| That was all the look stuff. | |
| Okay. | |
| If only there were more women watching than men. | |
| Dark hair, light eyes. | |
| That's not like a deal breaker, though. | |
| She's got like a dark eyes. | |
| I don't care. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Can we all say? | |
| I'm not like dark eyes, or you said light eyes. | |
| Slight preference for like light eyes, but I don't care. | |
| It's like how dark eyes are fun. | |
| I know we all get the one to ten or whatever. | |
| You know who I think are the most beautiful women? | |
| Indian women. | |
| Same with British accents and blue eyes. | |
| Are you talking about freaking Kate Sharma from Bridgerton? | |
| Because that's what I'm talking about. | |
| I don't know. | |
| She's so beautiful. | |
| I don't know. | |
| But that's not a reality. | |
| She's Canadian women with dark skin, and they have the British accent and the blue eyes. | |
| I'm like, Indian woman in general. | |
| I'm not even gay. | |
| I'm just telling me. | |
| I'll give. | |
| Actually, here, wait, we have a few chats to come through. | |
| Do that, Sarah. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Hey, Thomas, I'm reading them. | |
| I like women who are like two pump chumps. | |
| What's that? | |
| Two pump chops. | |
| What does that mean? | |
| Like, that's all you need is to get it to be done. | |
| Two pumps. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| No shame here. | |
| I don't care. | |
| That doesn't matter. | |
| Wait, what is it? | |
| Oh, personality. | |
| Okay, let's do personality. | |
| So moderate, pretty. | |
| I don't know if it's a strong, moderate preference for like I'll date an extroverted chick, but she'll probably just like talk too much. | |
| Moderate preference for introverted women, quiet, calm, soft-spoken. | |
| Let's see. | |
| A little bit shy is good. | |
| And I think, you know, the thing is with introverted or shy people is that once they get comfortable around you, their personality blossoms. | |
| So that's the thing. | |
| Modesty is good. | |
| I don't like big ego, like super vain, not diva. | |
| I don't like that shit. | |
| Brings me peace, doesn't quarrel, doesn't party, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't go to bars or clubs. | |
| I don't do any of that shit. | |
| So let's see. | |
| Oh, undivided romantic and sexual attention immediately. | |
| Like if I go on the first date with a girl, you want a second date, there can't be other dudes in the picture. | |
| Agreed. | |
| There can't be. | |
| That's fair. | |
| That's okay. | |
| And I find that some people think, oh, what? | |
| That's crazy. | |
| But I find that that's actually the best way to actually direct something to being serious and being in a relationship. | |
| If you're like dating five other people, it's like it's never going to fucking work. | |
| That's 80s and 90s logic. | |
| So I get it. | |
| I'm 30. | |
| I'm a bit older. | |
| I'm whole, so I get that. | |
| Maybe we're both OGs, but it was like, that's how people. | |
| I don't have no shame. | |
| That's how people used to move. | |
| Like, you would date one person at a time. | |
| If it worked, great. | |
| If it didn't, then you just date somebody else. | |
| But now people are fucking multiple people at the same time, dating multiple people at the same time. | |
| For me, it's just, I'd rather be aware of that. | |
| I can't do all that. | |
| I start mixing it up. | |
| You are an all-soul and don't have no shame about that. | |
| You're an all-soul. | |
| I'm OG, I guess. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You're OG. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Oh. | |
| What else? | |
| Oh, scratches my back. | |
| Massage it. | |
| Like, massage it. | |
| And I think that's, I mean, there's some other shit. | |
| Look at how Brian asked to me. | |
| I'm like, totally changed. | |
| He looks like a soft. | |
| You're talking about a woman. | |
| What if you die? | |
| You're like, can you get it? | |
| Can I get this? | |
| And then it just happens. | |
| And then Brian, I was questioning. | |
| What are your about yourself, your favorite three qualities about yourself? | |
| And three qualities you need to work on, or three things about yourself you need to work on. | |
| Three things I need to work on. | |
| Like three things that are really good. | |
| And yeah, patience. | |
| You know what's interesting? | |
| In some ways, I'm very patient. | |
| In other ways, not so much. | |
| Like, I'm quick to temper, but like, it's kind of like, what the fuck? | |
| That mic came from out of nowhere. | |
| I do think I'm. | |
| Hmm. | |
| How do I explain this? | |
| Because it's weird because on one hand, I'm like, oh, man, I got to stay calm. | |
| But it's like there are circumstances in which somebody like, I don't know, if there's a burning building, aren't you going to freak out a little bit? | |
| So if like you're doing a show like this and like these chicks are fucking 50 minutes late and then they're just being obnoxious, like you're going to get frazzled, you know? | |
| I wish I didn't get as frazzled as I did. | |
| But so I suppose, yes, I should work on my triggering. | |
| Also, like when like when I say my temper, like I feel like it's very like kind of mild in a way. | |
| Like I'm not like I'm not gonna like hit somebody. | |
| I would never hit somebody, but I'm just gonna be frustrated and like visibly pissed off. | |
| You got a little red Brian. | |
| But I'm never like, I would never get to the point where I would ever like hit somebody or strike somebody. | |
| I would get upset and frustrated and angry. | |
| Never hit anybody or anything like that. | |
| So that's good. | |
| Brian, but I don't know. | |
| You do get a little bit. | |
| You do get a little bit of a one-on-one. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| I just admit it though. | |
| No, but just for little things. | |
| For example, for example, I bumped into your chair earlier today. | |
| You're like, you did it again. | |
| It's fine. | |
| And I was like, what? | |
| Well, I think a component of this is that. | |
| But I believe that you've had so many women on here, and I get it. | |
| I watch it all the time. | |
| Not only do I watch it, my husband and I, we're fans of this podcast. | |
| I didn't even. | |
| It's crazy. | |
| So I'm just saying, like, it was a little bit weird. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| And I forgot where I was going. | |
| Sorry to interrupt. | |
| Yes. | |
| No, please interrupt because I forgot where I was going. | |
| You can just stay. | |
| No, because I forgot what I was saying. | |
| So you came in at the perfect time. | |
| Yes, Curfey. | |
| Can he come on the show? | |
| Can he come in? | |
| Dude, just ask him. | |
| Just ask him. | |
| Just ask him. | |
| You're fair. | |
| He's not going to be able to do it. | |
| Is he 80? | |
| How old is he? | |
| Why? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Because we want to hang out with him. | |
| Great ball hairs. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Is your boyfriend? | |
| I'm going to ask Curfew tomorrow and I have to get hold. | |
| Wait, curfew. | |
| He has a curfew? | |
| Yes. | |
| For the old people home? | |
| We're staying at a hostel. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Oh, no, you know what? | |
| You're not going to stay at the hostel tonight. | |
| Ask him tonight. | |
| He's outside. | |
| Yeah, go, go, go. | |
| Wait, is he staying with you at the Holly? | |
| We're staying at the hostel, remember? | |
| You told me. | |
| I was warning. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He talks a lot more than you. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| Can you call him and see? | |
| I want to know. | |
| I was calling him. | |
| I was curling my hair today in the bathroom at the hostel, and she was taking a shit. | |
| I didn't know. | |
| Did anybody know that you were throwing gold down the fucking toilet? | |
| That's all I'm saying. | |
| What are we talking about? | |
| What just happened? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Don't know. | |
| How old the guy is that you're having sex with for I didn't have sex with him. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| That you're just getting money from him. | |
| Not yet. | |
| She ain't having sex with him. | |
| He might not be a good idea. | |
| He's going to be, he's going to be mad that when I tell him you took a shit at the hostel with the hostel are you guys talking about? | |
| Is there one here in Santa Santa Barbara that I'm not going to be able to do that? | |
| Yeah, we're staying at the same hostel. | |
| All right. | |
| Tell him to come on the show. | |
| Tell him. | |
| Tell him to come on. | |
| I'll be nice to him. | |
| I'll be very respectful. | |
| I'll be respectful to you. | |
| Fine, I don't care. | |
| No, they will be more respectful to him than to you. | |
| I'll give you a $2. | |
| And I promise when I see you, I won't ask you, how are you doing? | |
| Wait, you have to stay for the roast session, okay? | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Tell him to come on the show, though. | |
| Wait, okay. | |
| So here, we got to wrap up on what we were talking about. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| Okay, no. | |
| Wasn't it supposed to be six hours? | |
| Well, I mean, look, they were late. | |
| Wait, wait, they're gone. | |
| I did not. | |
| Six hours? | |
| I'm not done. | |
| I'm in seven. | |
| This bird is getting started. | |
| We're having horsies. | |
| I feel like we found a really good flow now. | |
| Oh, this is my best. | |
| But I know, I'm actually having way more fun. | |
| We are about to have a great time. | |
| We are about to wrap. | |
| We haven't even got to her notes. | |
| Well, she doesn't have notes. | |
| She also doesn't speak English. | |
| So She doesn't speak English. | |
| She's in hurt. | |
| No. | |
| What? | |
| Who are we talking about? | |
| Oh, wait, sidebar. | |
| Did you guys ever play Minecraft? | |
| Nope. | |
| Did you ever play Minecraft? | |
| The comments. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, put the comments, but really quick. | |
| Whenever, like, I nick like a skin, my skin would always look like how you look, like, with the backwards hat and the blue eyes. | |
| I'm not kidding. | |
| That's so random. | |
| But I just keep looking at the music. | |
| I need to get to Julia's notes. | |
| Then we'll do the roast, then we'll wrap the show. | |
| We're almost done. | |
| Almost done. | |
| Come on, Julia. | |
| I don't want you to. | |
| Just text him. | |
| Tell them. | |
| Oh, and your red pantsuit. | |
| What time is it right now? | |
| 12 a.m. | |
| Thomas Lagoon donated $100. | |
| It's already been a majority of the money. | |
| Your family will still come second. | |
| That's something that comes with being high value, meaning having a company, big career, etc. | |
| It's either one or the other. | |
| Can't do both. | |
| Yes, you can. | |
| Well, that's why I'm focusing on the first part, and then the second part will be the marriage and the family. | |
| Gotta get rich so I can provide a good life for my kids. | |
| I do want to go do karaoke after this. | |
| Dude, it ends at two, so you're gonna be running one song. | |
| Okay. | |
| Donate. | |
| Ryan donated $100. | |
| Ryan. | |
| It's time for them to rate themselves one to ten. | |
| Go leader to Ryan. | |
| Let's go, Ryan. | |
| Have them rate each other. | |
| Oh, here we go. | |
| We did do it. | |
| We did do it earlier on in the show, but I'll have Lucy Goosey over here rate all the girls. | |
| I know what she's going to do. | |
| We got it. | |
| I'll do it. | |
| No, stop. | |
| I was going to say one, one. | |
| No, I'm just kidding. | |
| No, honestly, I think that you're not. | |
| Yeah, I think that you did honestly know what I'm going to say. | |
| And I'm going to say that everybody is a 10 in this room. | |
| I'll do the honest one. | |
| You want me to be honest? | |
| I'm going to save anybody. | |
| She's a 10. | |
| She's a 10 right here. | |
| And then I will give you. | |
| We're doing based entirely on looks. | |
| I'm going to give you 8. | |
| I'm going to give you 7. | |
| Only because I feel like you didn't do your contouring as well. | |
| I don't wear makeup. | |
| She's not wearing any makeup right now. | |
| You're not wearing any makeup, mom. | |
| And I just color. | |
| You're not wearing any makeup? | |
| I just cover my. | |
| I can't believe she gave me an 8. | |
| That's fucking. | |
| Dude, you look hot for no fucking makeup. | |
| She's a fucking 11 out of 10. | |
| Dude, are you kidding? | |
| Girl, right here. | |
| And then boom. | |
| She's taking the blue pill. | |
| She's a nine. | |
| What are you nine? | |
| But only because you can't. | |
| Wait, who was it that just said that, Ryan? | |
| Because I have a fucking four head. | |
| I have a five head. | |
| My bangs. | |
| They come from the middle of my forehead. | |
| No, if I have bangs, they come from the middle of my forehead right down here. | |
| You say you're in LA, right? | |
| Riverside. | |
| Riverside. | |
| No, honestly, it's a really pretty panel tonight. | |
| I was looking at the show. | |
| I was watching it a couple weeks ago, and I heard. | |
| They were mid? | |
| Yeah, dude. | |
| Like, not to be mean, but they were kind of mid. | |
| It's a really good thing. | |
| It's a pretty panel tonight. | |
| But Cancer, she's 10, of course. | |
| She's like, wait, wait. | |
| I want to know what Brian said. | |
| Because if not, then we'll get about it. | |
| I think this is a mid panel tonight. | |
| Black magic on this. | |
| Why do you say that? | |
| Because that's what you said earlier. | |
| No, I didn't. | |
| I feel like everyone looks really natural to your mama. | |
| What does that mean? | |
| It means to go fuck your mother. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Ah, oh, that's black magic. | |
| So why is it? | |
| Are we going to commit to it? | |
| I don't even know. | |
| I don't know. | |
| That's what I because it sounds so pretty. | |
| It sounds so pretty. | |
| I was like, oh, that's not really. | |
| We're going to be here longer if we don't do it. | |
| I'm going to be like. | |
| Chinga tumadre. | |
| How about that? | |
| Yeah, you guys argue for three minutes. | |
| And we're done. | |
| We're done. | |
| She said, she said, fuck your mother. | |
| And I said, fuck your mother back. | |
| Then we're going to do a roast session. | |
| Then we're going to go. | |
| And we're done. | |
| We did that. | |
| And we're good. | |
| We're good. | |
| No, we are absolutely good. | |
| We did it for the entertainment. | |
| We're eight. | |
| I'm still on that. | |
| I don't know what that is. | |
| A chupacabra. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I still love you, though. | |
| Wait, what's are you my dad's name? | |
| No, she's a cat. | |
| She's a caca. | |
| I'm a chupacabra. | |
| She's a cacabra. | |
| Shit, something. | |
| No, but everyone here. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You mean like natural? | |
| Chupacabra is like, it's like a old Mexican mysterious thing. | |
| Like a vampire that comes and sucks. | |
| Like a vampire. | |
| Chupa means. | |
| So I suck. | |
| I'm a chupacabra. | |
| You're a you're a caca cabra. | |
| Like you shit on people. | |
| I like el cupui. | |
| You suck. | |
| Like a cuckoo. | |
| Yeah, absolutely. | |
| Like, no, no, but the chupa. | |
| Chupa means suck. | |
| Chupacabra, they suck. | |
| You, you shit. | |
| So you're the caca. | |
| You know? | |
| The caca. | |
| I'm right register. | |
| Am I right or no? | |
| You're your cacabra. | |
| It's okay. | |
| It's okay. | |
| This is a good conversation. | |
| I'm not chupacabra. | |
| Okay, Julia's notes. | |
| Then we're gonna, guys, we are going to. | |
| Actually, wait, I'm gonna. | |
| I'm so disappointed. | |
| Guys, the TTS has been lowered to 20. | |
| The TTS has been lowered to 20. | |
| So. | |
| Hey, but can we share new birds? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Okay, shut up. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| No, I appreciate it. | |
| Habuela. | |
| Habuila. | |
| Habuela. | |
| No, come in. | |
| Are you doing a boiler? | |
| Come in, Madrina. | |
| Marina? | |
| Madrina. | |
| Madrina? | |
| Madrina, yes. | |
| It's like the mother of the house. | |
| Call me Griselda. | |
| Oh, Griselda, bro. | |
| Oh, you know. | |
| You fucking know, right? | |
| I got it. | |
| So ask me where my husband's at right now. | |
| Rose session. | |
| We're going to do Rose Session. | |
| The TTS has been lowered to 20. | |
| We're going to get through Julia's stuff and I'll just let them all come through. | |
| So, guys, TTS 20 dollars. | |
| Are we going to say a prayer? | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah, we're going to say a prayer. | |
| Dear God. | |
| Lord, who art in heaven. | |
| Can you shut up? | |
| I need it. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| I went to church growing up. | |
| Congrats, I'm proud of you. | |
| Was it a heresy church? | |
| No, it was. | |
| Oh, actually, you know what? | |
| Thank you for saying that. | |
| No, it was a Catholic church. | |
| I went to Mormon for a little bit. | |
| Real. | |
| They're obsessed with Mormon. | |
| I was going to say that, but in a really nice way. | |
| And like the hot Utah Mormons. | |
| Why? | |
| Why? | |
| Mormons. | |
| That's a whole other thing. | |
| Like you see. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| That's a compliment. | |
| That's a whole. | |
| She doesn't give me obedience vibes. | |
| I'm going to get a sale point. | |
| Rose session. | |
| Yes. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Julie. | |
| Calm down, lady. | |
| Calm down. | |
| Calm your. | |
| I feel like her and I'm. | |
| Yeah, what's the complication? | |
| I know, me too. | |
| What was the inspiration? | |
| Can I give her a kiss? | |
| No, she doesn't want to get herpes. | |
| Dang. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| No, he wasn't kidding. | |
| Shut out. | |
| Put it out. | |
| Here, I'll get to your notes in just a sec, Julia. | |
| I'm just doing a couple things here on the computer. | |
| Final thoughts from any panelists? | |
| Anything you guys want to hit on really quick? | |
| Are we going around the table or just anybody? | |
| My name is Irma Ruiz. | |
| Please, yes or no? | |
| Yes or no? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Well, fuck it. | |
| I don't give a fuck. | |
| I don't know what that is. | |
| I'm not meeting. | |
| I thought we were talking to the chat people. | |
| No, not really. | |
| Okay, well, fuck it. | |
| I don't give mindtwistcomedy.com. | |
| Yeah, that thing. | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| I did. | |
| Oh, we have to do the stack too. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'll incorporate that with the here. | |
| Let me do Julia's notes. | |
| Okay, Julia. | |
| J-Dog. | |
| You're a used car salesman. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Sell me. | |
| Saleswoman, you know? | |
| Sales, sales. | |
| Did I say salesman? | |
| You said salesman, yeah. | |
| But yes. | |
| I mean, a woman. | |
| Yeah, no, I'm just kidding. | |
| It doesn't matter. | |
| I don't care. | |
| So would you say sell you something? | |
| Yes, sell me. | |
| Okay, well, what kind of car are you interested in? | |
| You want a Tesla? | |
| Yes. | |
| Well, right now, we have like the EV tax credits back. | |
| So basically, if you buy a car, you get $4,000 back from the government. | |
| So, if you buy a car from us, we can basically use that as your down payment. | |
| So, it's like zeroed down or like really minimum down right now. | |
| So, electric cars right now are really, really good to buy because you get that money back from the government. | |
| So, if you're interested in a Tesla, I would recommend that because you would get the EV tax credit. | |
| That was a great sale. | |
| Thank you. | |
| You said all your relationships, three, of which there have been three, including the current one, have been pretty good. | |
| And 1X was more of a fling you had when you were younger in a bad state that you knew was just temporary, but was fun, but was toxic. | |
| And it only lasted three months. | |
| Okay. | |
| Any anecdotes there, or is that pretty much it? | |
| Yeah, I mean, like I said earlier, I've like with my first boyfriend in high school. | |
| We were together for almost four years, and then after that, I had like this really bad, like, toxic fling. | |
| And it was just like nothing really good. | |
| But I knew, I was like, I've only been with one guy, and then I kind of messed up with this other person, and I just knew like it wasn't good. | |
| So, like, yeah. | |
| And then the next person I was with, good relationship, just not like, didn't work out, you know? | |
| Okay. | |
| And then the one I'm in right now, it's okay. | |
| It's good. | |
| Sure. | |
| Great. | |
| You said you'd like to talk about relationships and how to be a better woman and girlfriend and wife. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's why, like, I'm open to criticism. | |
| So, like, if there was anything like, you know, I'm saying or my thoughts are like, I don't know. | |
| I'm just open to being a better woman. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah, you also wrote you'd have questions you'd like to ask from the male perspective in dating or what you can do better and what you can avoid in a relationship and avoid in a man. | |
| Oh, so like one of the questions was like, you know how they say like, oh, men know when they like they would marry a woman like within like they say like oh six months they'll know. | |
| And if they don't marry you within that time like then like you're wasting your time. | |
| Like what advice would you say like to like someone like me like who does want that kind of stuff and I don't want to waste time but like and like I don't know I guess like they know before six months. | |
| Yeah like so like how do you go about that and like how do you make sure you're not wasting your time adults you have that with your current boyfriend? | |
| Like we've talked about it but like you know we're only nine months in so it's like do you love him? | |
| Yes. | |
| You guys say that to each other? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh okay. | |
| Who said the first? | |
| He did actually. | |
| Oh there you go. | |
| Okay. | |
| Cool. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wait, I have a question for you. | |
| What does that mean? | |
| Are you going to dress up as Santa Claus for your Santa Claus for your winter shows or no? | |
| We're not. | |
| Oh, that's not for anymore. | |
| I like everything that you've had to say to me. | |
| Who? | |
| Juliette? | |
| That Julie said to Jesus. | |
| Did you have a question? | |
| I did have a question for you because it was about how she was mentioning something about male perspective. | |
| I wonder if there's any kind of man that you think that women should avoid, like from your perspective as a guy. | |
| Sure. | |
| Oh, there's a whole bunch. | |
| Well, other than the very obvious ones, but like what do you think is a man that you should avoid? | |
| Or like red flags. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Red flag. | |
| As another guy. | |
| Perhaps this is a bit. | |
| Perhaps this is a bit biased because of my own preferences, but like if you're dating a guy and he's, even if he's willing to pay for it, he's like pushing you to get plastic surgery. | |
| I think that's a massive red flag. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Like he's like, oh, I want to get you fake tits. | |
| Even if he's willing to pay for it, you might think, oh, that's so nice. | |
| No, that's. | |
| Why is that a red flag? | |
| Because he wants to change you. | |
| It doesn't mic who you are. | |
| Like, so I have a couple criticisms of plastic surgery. | |
| So there's the aesthetic component, but there's also like this underlying. | |
| I do think there's an underlying like, okay, what does because maybe some guys like the look of it, but when it comes to plastic surgery, I do think there's an underlying, I mean, just to be blunt, like mental illness component. | |
| Like, okay, so you're like so dissatisfied with your physical appearance that you're going to spend thousands of dollars. | |
| You're going to undergo a dangerous surgery because anytime you have to go under anesthesia, there's a risk you could die. | |
| There's complications. | |
| And it's like, okay, you're so dissatisfied with how you look that you're like going to get all cut up and spend all this money that could otherwise go towards something else. | |
| And so it's twofold. | |
| And so I think a guy that finds something about that appealing is probably has something else of his own going on. | |
| So I don't know. | |
| Well, I do have to say this. | |
| My whole life, I've lost, gained, lost, gained weight. | |
| And so, ah, I got a little bit saggy, you know what I mean? | |
| And so, like, my husband, he never told me, go do this, go do that, you know, but I've had a few little nip and tucks here and there. | |
| You know, we went to Cancun this last summer, and there was a lady that we saw there, Povricita, you know, I felt kind of bad for her. | |
| And, like, she was just, you could see she had been a big girl and she had lost a lot of weight. | |
| And my husband, for the first time, he was like, Irma, or Irma, Irma. | |
| He was like, Irma, I've never told you to do anything, but I know that that's why you've done a little nips and tucks here and there, you know. | |
| And sometimes it's okay. | |
| Sometimes there are some men, like my husband has never told me, do this and do that. | |
| He tells me, I love you the way you are, you know, but I want to just go do stuff. | |
| I think we know. | |
| I think I have to go. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We're almost done. | |
| Wait. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think that what he's supposed to say, though, is like the stuff where it's like genuinely changing the architecture of your face. | |
| And I also am very much against that for a few reasons, but I'll just be really quick. | |
| The main one is that when you have kids and your kid doesn't look like you, she's going to go, mommy, why don't I look like you? | |
| And you're going to have to tell her I didn't like the way that I looked and I wanted to change it. | |
| And then she's going to feel fucking bad about herself. | |
| That's why I'm saying that I'm really standing. | |
| I don't want my daughter. | |
| I'm not going to get a nose done. | |
| Yeah, damn shit. | |
| Because you don't need to go to go and tell your kid that he or she looks ugly and you didn't like it. | |
| So you changed it. | |
| Like, I just can't stand by that. | |
| I mean, it's one thing to get like your lips done because that dissolves. | |
| It's one thing to get a little tuck here and there, but to change the actual architecture of your body and face. | |
| You're right. | |
| It just does more damage than it does good, in my opinion. | |
| I mean, I think the big things would be like fake boobs and BBL. | |
| Like, I think those are probably the things that I find the least aesthetically pleasing. | |
| And that's a good thing for a guy. | |
| What's that? | |
| And you're saying that's a red flag for a guy to want to do that. | |
| Do you have anything? | |
| Oh, man. | |
| I mean, if your ass is freaking concave, you might need a little fill. | |
| I'm not saying it has to be freaking Kim Kirk. | |
| Girl, don't call me a concave and boom. | |
| At least fill it in a little bit. | |
| Again, like, just to reiterate what I'm saying. | |
| Concave ass, little birdie. | |
| Yes, I will take a flat ass over there. | |
| No, I'm not saying flat. | |
| I'm saying concave. | |
| Sure. | |
| I'll take fucking concave. | |
| I'll take negative ass. | |
| Negative ABL. | |
| Over a BBL. | |
| You have something really quick. | |
| Then we're going to do the roast, then we're going to wrap. | |
| Oh, no, nothing. | |
| Okay, guys, I'm going to let the TTSs come through. | |
| Guys, TTS is 20. | |
| It's the roast session. | |
| We're going to let these come through. | |
| Vector donated $23.45. | |
| Chair One doesn't want kids because she's afraid they will turn out like her. | |
| The problem is she's grooming men to be just like the father to her kids. | |
| She wouldn't want. | |
| Hashtag take back sanity. | |
| Ryan donated $25. | |
| No one above a 6. | |
| Ryan, let's not lie. | |
| Yo, Ryan, thank you for the TTS man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| We have a few more coming in. | |
| Thank you, Ryan. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Vector donated $20.24. | |
| Brian, did Japan sell you their latest AI sex robot technology? | |
| The three remaining models you have there are lacking personality. | |
| Their software needs to be improved. | |
| Chair1's code needs to be replaced. | |
| Jack underscore M donated $20. | |
| Care number 3, you don't like Mr. Orange, yet you look like he exploded all over you. | |
| Brian, story behind the guts trophy. | |
| I remember watching it as a kid. | |
| No. | |
| Sons of Liberty donated $20. | |
| If you want free speech, keep more of your hard-earned money, safety, education, freedom of religion, and sanity. | |
| Avoid liberals like a plague. | |
| Ryan donated $25. | |
| I've donated over $1K to talk shit to y'all, and I would not touch any of y'all with a 10-feet pole, especially girl on the right. | |
| Sorry, man, this fucking chick spilled the water and now they're gone. | |
| They're missing the roast. | |
| I'm not watching it. | |
| I can care. | |
| It was me, sir. | |
| Yeah, it was you. | |
| I'm lying. | |
| You got poor menage. | |
| Is that your actual name? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Really? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Watching Spooner. | |
| She's like, second time it happens. | |
| It'll be a bitch. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| I'm so sorry. | |
| No, it's okay. | |
| I'm just not going to sit on the crush. | |
| We'll move these. | |
| I don't need to do that. | |
| Did you drink? | |
| Are you liquor up? | |
| Is that it? | |
| Are you just drinking? | |
| I'm visually impaired. | |
| That's why I actually visually impaired. | |
| I had a tumbler. | |
| So I wouldn't do this. | |
| And I did exactly what I didn't want to do. | |
| I'll re-trigger the last two that came through. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| I overheard one of them. | |
| That was good. | |
| Alright, hold on. | |
| I'll re-trigger them. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| Dariel underscore Frank Castle 512 donated $20. | |
| The grandma already had too much to drink, and she should not be performing at a comedy club cause she's not funny for all. | |
| Chair 1's attitude makes her a two. | |
| I can't do that. | |
| Harrison donated $20. | |
| Ryan loves Big Labia. | |
| Andrew Wilson is a 10. | |
| Michael Knowles is a 10. | |
| Charlie Kirk is a 10th. | |
| Matt Walsh is an Academy Award nominee. | |
| I think. | |
| And Trump is president. | |
| We live in the best timeline. | |
| Big labia. | |
| Toast donated $20. | |
| Brixon, I think you've got scammed. | |
| You wore the Kamala shirt, but Chetri didn't tell you her real body count earlier. | |
| You can think what you want to think, baby boy. | |
| You said it was 20. | |
| Harrison donated $20. | |
| Ryan loves Big Labia. | |
| Andrew Wilson is a 10. | |
| Michael Knowles is a 10. | |
| I only date women with large labia. | |
| Only. | |
| Toast donated $20. | |
| Brixen, I think you've got scammed you wore the Carmela shirt, but Chair 3 didn't tell you her real body count. | |
| I'm sorry, I don't know why it keeps coming in like that. | |
| That's weird. | |
| Thank you, Toast. | |
| Appreciate it, man. | |
| OJ Simpson donated $20. | |
| Chair 2. | |
| Your head doesn't fit your body, but it's cute. | |
| I might make an exception for you since you are silent and peaceful. | |
| Oh, OJ Simpson, though, he might. | |
| He might get me. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| O.J. Simpson donated $20. | |
| Why is it? | |
| I don't know why it's your head doesn't fit your body. | |
| Somebody bugged it. | |
| It's bugs, boys. | |
| It's bugged. | |
| It is bugged, boys. | |
| Well, I feel like these roasts could be a lot better for the amount of money. | |
| Sons of Liberty donated $20. | |
| The liberal white woman, the worst of ladies on the panel tonight, is either indoctrinated or a liar. | |
| Lied about the economy, taxes, and immigration. | |
| Again, never trust to liberal. | |
| My lobotomy failed, so I don't know what to tell you. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| You can redeem yourself right now. | |
| I'm not putting on the fucking jump hat. | |
| I'm not putting on the jump hat. | |
| Just do it. | |
| Do it. | |
| Dude. | |
| Why not? | |
| Triple dog Derek. | |
| If you do a fucking backflip, I'll put on the drum pad. | |
| Why would you not do that? | |
| Because I don't like that man. | |
| Well, not him, but what about the party? | |
| Chair one melanin is an attribute like eye color or hair color. | |
| Stop being a victim. | |
| Chair eight pink hat is unbelievably gorgeous. | |
| Said nothing, but smart by her facial expressions. | |
| Take notes. | |
| Smart facial expressions. | |
| That's a Miss Pink hat. | |
| Yeah. | |
| There you go. | |
| I'm sorry you're gonna be on a podcast and say nothing. | |
| Ryan, girl on the right, your tits are taking your brain power. | |
| Hashtag me. | |
| That was for you. | |
| That was for you. | |
| Ryan's kind of mean. | |
| Ryan? | |
| Yeah, no. | |
| Ryan's been a little bit mean for sure. | |
| Yeah, no, not you, Brian. | |
| We love you, Brian. | |
| I mean, I'm also mean, but you can be mean. | |
| Chair 3 said she doesn't count or write down the ones she regretted. | |
| She admitted it earlier when you were grabbing the shelf. | |
| All right, toast. | |
| Okay toast, you want to know what? | |
| Okay no, let's talk about it. | |
| Toast wait, I got scammed, you're? | |
| You did. | |
| No, don't. | |
| Let me tell you though, for real though yeah, give us the real wait. | |
| Let me think in my head the ones that I didn't write away with it too. | |
| No, I know, thank you, toast. | |
| No okay wait, let me think. | |
| Let me think. | |
| Let me think. | |
| Try to think about rainbows. | |
| Bad. | |
| Try to think about, oh, there's only three more. | |
| Oh, my god wait, I loved the overlay. | |
| That's funny, as there's only three more, so it'd be 27. | |
| Yeah, that's not even that much worse, but I did not wonder. | |
| I do have a question on that. | |
| Yeah um, so you're 21 now. | |
| Uh, like what do you think it's gonna be at 30? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I honestly am really unsatisfied with all of the encounters i've had, so it's probably gonna slow down a little bit. | |
| Um, I can't, I can't tell you like ideally, i'm dating somebody seriously, so it doesn't go up. | |
| There was definitely a point where I was like oh, it's gonna be like, you know my this number and my last one, and then it was not. | |
| But I mean, you're still on your journey, like you're, you're still. | |
| That was the most positive thing you've said to me tonight. | |
| Oh my god king, like you might not get there until like, you're 30. | |
| i think that i think i know huh i don't know i i think that it also is i think it's no big deal but i think it's also nobody's business like if we were just talking without the cameras i probably would have told you right off the bat but it's kind of scary when there's like 10k people watching you and you're like okay um or how many ever i don't know there's 10 000 comments question mark something like that yeah but um do i think it's gonna go Up by 30. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, here. | |
| I just want to do math. | |
| Let's do math. | |
| You're 21. | |
| Just when did you lose your virginity? | |
| I was 16. | |
| Dude, the fucking this guy's great. | |
| I love this guy. | |
| I was 16. | |
| Oh, that was you. | |
| All the noises, that's me. | |
| 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21. | |
| So six years. | |
| So, like, do you think he'll be like 100 by the time you're going to be? | |
| Oh, no. | |
| God, no. | |
| 30. | |
| God, no. | |
| No, I don't think so. | |
| 100 is crazy. | |
| Vector donated $20. | |
| A man walked into work and punched the time clock. | |
| His boss is now in the hospital and is considering throwing away all his shirts with clocks on them. | |
| Irma, you can use that no strings attached. | |
| Well, what? | |
| The joke wasn't even good, babe. | |
| I'll see it right now on that. | |
| Some of these bridles. | |
| Ryan donated $20. | |
| I gave you the bad. | |
| Orange swimsuit. | |
| I would be so excited till I see your tramped stamp. | |
| Ryan, honey, I'll tell you this again. | |
| My Instagram is at Lou, S-E-A-B-E-R-G. | |
| And you can see it on there. | |
| I have a cute little picture. | |
| You know what? | |
| We'll have you back next time. | |
| You'll wear like some jeans and the t-shirts. | |
| Yeah. | |
| There we go. | |
| I'll wear something very modest and Mormon. | |
| Should I come back when she comes back? | |
| Come on with her. | |
| How's that? | |
| Okay. | |
| Sounds good. | |
| MindtwistComedy.com. | |
| Brandon53323 $20. | |
| I feel like I was attending the Apaholics Anonymous meeting this episode. | |
| You'll need help and maybe a ball gag. | |
| Well, baby, why were you at the Apaholics Anonymous? | |
| MindTwistComedy.com. | |
| Dun done. | |
| That was good. | |
| That was the best thing. | |
| This is a good. | |
| I'm so proud that I came here. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm not going to lie. | |
| I was so worried. | |
| My husband was worried too. | |
| It was a rules and stipulations that I had to abide by, and I abided by them all. | |
| And he's going to be proud of me. | |
| Proud of you, too. | |
| Yes, I guess. | |
| I'm proud. | |
| I had a good time. | |
| I had a good time, man. | |
| How long has that been on the table? | |
| This mystery item? | |
| Yeah. | |
| That just showed up right now last time I checked. | |
| How long has it been there? | |
| Irma, what are you going to take it on? | |
| Throw it on the ground. | |
| Oh, but that was my nexium foot. | |
| Get it on the ground. | |
| Put it on the ground. | |
| I was like, it was my nexium foot. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Just damn. | |
| All right, we have two more chats. | |
| God donated $20. | |
| Chair 3, do you ever lie awake at night thinking about the baby you deleted? | |
| Do you ever wonder what it would have been like to look into their eyes and see yourself in them? | |
| Wait, you're going to. | |
| Can you play the sad music? | |
| Okay. | |
| No. | |
| I've never had an abortion, you fuck. | |
| Like, what? | |
| Ah, that was awesome. | |
| Yeah, I was awesome. | |
| I think you said that. | |
| No, I did not. | |
| That's right. | |
| You were like. | |
| He doesn't want to see it anymore. | |
| That was fucking awesome. | |
| No, because I'm not. | |
| You're coming. | |
| Throw it over. | |
| You broke. | |
| I'm not going to wear it. | |
| Watch. | |
| Can you make it no good? | |
| Take it to you. | |
| I'm going to wear it. | |
| Hold on. | |
| He's putting all his sweat on it. | |
| You should have gave it to Cancer to wipe her butthole. | |
| I was wiping my butthole with it. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| I thought you were going to put it on. | |
| Dude, the chat already hates me. | |
| Put it on. | |
| Put it on. | |
| When you and I have to go on. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| Trump hat on at the same time. | |
| That's funny. | |
| Maybe, I guess. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, now I can't wear the trump hat. | |
| You wanted me to wear it so bad. | |
| We only have two hours to simply have any man who voted for a moment. | |
| Chair three is dating a simp. | |
| Realize that any man who voted for Kamala only did so because their girls told them to. | |
| Her husband sent her to you, Brian, just to get her the fuck away for a night. | |
| This was directed at you. | |
| Oh, wait, what happened? | |
| I thought that was directed at me. | |
| It said chair three. | |
| Oh, to get me out? | |
| That's okay. | |
| My husband's not. | |
| I'm not lumpy. | |
| But that's so sweet that you think if you ask what he's doing over there, it's nobody's fucking business. | |
| 24. | |
| Dude, you're fucking right. | |
| That's so correct. | |
| Dude, I've had a few gears tonight. | |
| Don't mind me. | |
| I can't read it. | |
| She's having it. | |
| No, I did my math wrong, and Kalo Sikka got mad for it. | |
| Wait, wait, you're telling me I got it. | |
| Just you go over there. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Brian, you said there was something about me, and I gotta go. | |
| Brian, we all have to go home. | |
| Okay. | |
| What's up? | |
| What's up? | |
| You said there was something about me and I missed it. | |
| I mean, you should. | |
| She should not have been doing a sidebar. | |
| Otherwise, you would have heard it. | |
| Touche. | |
| You guys love me, be honest. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| It is what you do. | |
| Brian donated 24. | |
| I did take it off. | |
| We're already in. | |
| I did. | |
| Motherfucker. | |
| Good job. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| If you want, you can get a last-minute TTS in. | |
| We obviously leave it open until right before we wrap, but we are going to wrap up here, guys. | |
| So we are going to do a Twitch raid. | |
| Any final thoughts from any panelists? | |
| Speak now. | |
| Forever. | |
| Hold your peace. | |
| Thanks for having us. | |
| I honestly kind of blacked out this whole time, and I don't remember what I said. | |
| That's a sketch. | |
| Yep. | |
| I think you told me that you're going to have 500 body count. | |
| I do. | |
| Actually, that's so true. | |
| Wait, no, stop. | |
| Yeah, no, no, it's actually 587. | |
| Oh, you said 25. | |
| Why the fuck would you think of a 500 body count? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Santa? | |
| I'm pretty sure that's good. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Dude, there's not even 500 people in Santa Barbara. | |
| Give me a second. | |
| Give me a second. | |
| Okay. | |
| Forget me. | |
| Actually, no, I'm going to do okay. | |
| So, okay, we're going to get a raid going here in just a sec, guys, over there on Twitch. | |
| So, was there anything else? | |
| Are we going to have you back? | |
| I would like to be back. | |
| Do you want me back? | |
| Yeah, we'd like to have you back. | |
| Brian, Brian wants me back, guys. | |
| I'll go watch. | |
| Please do. | |
| We should follow each other on Instagram. | |
| And don't forget to tune in for the Liberal Gets Crushed by Andrew Wilson. | |
| It'll be good, though. | |
| It'll be so fun. | |
| I can't wait. | |
| It'll be good. | |
| Yeah, and I'll be at the Long Beach Laugh Factory tomorrow. | |
| Oh, and I'm not saying this to be in a joking way. | |
| I genuinely mean credit to you because a lot of people aren't willing to have conversations with people who disagree with them, especially when it comes to politics and stuff. | |
| And so, credit to you for pushing back towards me, towards Andrew. | |
| It makes it for a fun and interesting show. | |
| And if there's no disagreement, then the disagreements make the show interesting. | |
| And I prefer the genuine disagreements versus the, not you, but the like fake fucking argument in your mic. | |
| What was the word she said over and over? | |
| Oh, wait, you're an internet hoe. | |
| Yeah, what was it? | |
| Yeah, something like that. | |
| And then she said the three words. | |
| What was the three things? | |
| I whispered to her. | |
| I told her I was like, take a shot every time she says internet hoe. | |
| And there needs to be a new bingo card made every time that she said you're like bending over something. | |
| Last couple super quick questions for you. | |
| Who's the primary victim of war? | |
| Men or women? | |
| Of war? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, men, but only because more men fight in wars. | |
| Okay, fair. | |
| Are men or women physically stronger? | |
| That's for everybody. | |
| Men are obviously physically stronger. | |
| That's science. | |
| Can you be sexist towards men? | |
| Absolutely. | |
| But I think that it's not as impactful as it is for women because men are the most scared of women making fun of them and women are scared that men will kill them. | |
| Okay, we'll save that for next show, but disagree on that one. | |
| I love how you guys love me. | |
| You'd love to hate me. | |
| Can you be racist towards white people? | |
| You're not going to like my answer on this, Brian. | |
| No. | |
| Why? | |
| Because there's no actual systemic racism against white people. | |
| There never has been. | |
| What am I going to do? | |
| Call you a cracker, and you're going to get offended by that? | |
| No. | |
| Don't say that. | |
| You can't say that. | |
| I can't say cracker. | |
| I'm saying there's no racism against white people. | |
| Is it actually? | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| My bad. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| You think there's no white racism against white people? | |
| No, okay. | |
| You know what? | |
| Maybe let me think about that. | |
| We'll talk about it next time. | |
| We're going to ask you a question. | |
| All races. | |
| Let me ask you a question. | |
| Please. | |
| So, do you think that the slave trade when it came to Africans, was that evidence of racism? | |
| Yes. | |
| Black on black racism. | |
| Well, okay, whoa. | |
| Yeah, that part too. | |
| But I'm not a historian. | |
| I would love to respond to these questions if I had actual, like, because my opinion doesn't really matter on a lot of these subjects if I don't have anything to back it up. | |
| Okay, was the slave trade evidence of racism? | |
| When it comes to the Europeans purchasing human beings as property, absolutely. | |
| Okay, yes. | |
| Americans. | |
| Yes, absolutely. | |
| I am very aware that white people have been slaves throughout the world. | |
| Oh, you should do Irish people, Jewish people. | |
| Oh, absolutely. | |
| So I guess, oh, okay, I can see your point now. | |
| Totally. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But I think that that's even Latinos. | |
| But we had our own. | |
| We had our own. | |
| But listen, no, but I know I and I hear that, and I totally see that, and I understand that, but I think that that goes down to like the racism towards specifically Irish people, specifically Jewish people, which are white people, yes, but not the white people's whole. | |
| No one's ever been, I'm like, I'm German. | |
| Okay, let me ask you. | |
| And Swedish. | |
| No one's ever been racist to a Swedish person. | |
| Barack Obama, he was the president of the United States. | |
| Let's say he, I'm hypothetical, this didn't actually happen to my knowledge. | |
| Let's say Barack Obama, Barack Obama, the most powerful person in the world at the time, he had a white janitor and he fired him because he was white. | |
| Would that be racism? | |
| That would be discrimination, not racism. | |
| What if he just wasn't doing his job? | |
| Maybe he wasn't doing his job. | |
| Stop. | |
| Let me have him. | |
| Okay, I'm going to go ahead. | |
| I'm going to listen. | |
| No, I'm not going to be able to do that. | |
| I need a little break. | |
| I mean, again, I think that I would have to think about it. | |
| I think that generally it is. | |
| Calm down. | |
| That is one of those. | |
| That is one of those debated topics. | |
| I think that it's pretty typical for a lot of people who are left-leaning to think that what you can't be racist towards white people. | |
| However, I do think that in those instances, but I am not like every person. | |
| My definition of racism. | |
| My definition of racism is discriminating based on stereotypes that people have made against a certain group of people specifically bound by race. | |
| So being like having these ideas about who a person is and their characteristics just because of their skin color. | |
| I think that is racism. | |
| So it's hard to say, like, okay, well, if you're going to fire the janitor because he's white, that maybe I guess could be racism, but it's because you say, oh, he's. | |
| The thing is, there's no negative characteristics or connotations towards white people, really. | |
| Yes, there are. | |
| Like, what? | |
| I'll have to think about it. | |
| Like, what, that they're racist? | |
| That would in and of itself be racist. | |
| Wait, no, but that's what I'm saying, though. | |
| Like, there's no, there's nothing. | |
| When you think about the stereotypes towards Asian people, towards black people, there's always negative connotations around that. | |
| But what stereotypes are there against white people? | |
| It's kind of like I need to think about this one. | |
| No, there certainly are. | |
| It's just I'd have to. | |
| And we'll be right back next week. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I think there's plenty. | |
| For example, I've heard this from people of color frequently, or even other white people. | |
| They'll say white people don't have culture. | |
| I think that would be a negative stereotype. | |
| Okay. | |
| All these other culture. | |
| But is that saying something bad about them? | |
| Culture, but white people don't have culture, which is just factual. | |
| I just don't think that's true. | |
| I agree. | |
| It's not true, but people say it. | |
| Okay, that's fair. | |
| They say it's in and um yeah, totally. | |
| They say white people don't have aura. | |
| Girl, who says that? | |
| That's not racist. | |
| That's just a read. | |
| That's just a read. | |
| That was probably important. | |
| Oh, you know, that's funny, though, because when she was talking about white, white men. | |
| What's the definition of racism? | |
| No, is it prejudice plus power? | |
| You know what, though? | |
| Is it prejudice plus power? | |
| I feel like that Spider-Man meme right now, where we're both like pointing at each other. | |
| Is it prejudice plus power? | |
| What? | |
| Where's frickin Andrew when we need him to pull up the Google definition? | |
| Is your definition of racism prejudice plus power? | |
| I don't know about plus power. | |
| I'm going to have to get. | |
| My definition of racism, like I said, was stereotypes, negative connotations and stereotypes based on skin color. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Okay. | |
| So I guess prejudice is definitely included in that, but power, I mean, maybe they assume that there's a lower power there when it comes to racism. | |
| Oh, are you a feminist? | |
| Yes. | |
| Do you believe in the patriarchy? | |
| Do I believe in the I think that the patriarchy certainly exists? | |
| Do I think that it should be? | |
| No. | |
| Split. | |
| But it freaking is what it is. | |
| I would like to fight it. | |
| Here's the thing that I think is a common misconception is because we're talking about the thing about brute strength, right? | |
| Like men are stronger than women physically. | |
| It's split. | |
| No, it's not. | |
| Men are stronger than women physically, but so are we saying that men should and women should work the same exact positions and jobs? | |
| No. | |
| I'm talking about equity. | |
| And I think that that's something that people commonly misunderstand about feminism is they think that we should have the exact same standards for both. | |
| But it's like, no, like based on science, based on history, what is the equitable response to a situation? | |
| Like the pay gap. | |
| When it comes to a corporate job. | |
| But it's so late, I feel like we can't. | |
| We can't even get into this right now. | |
| And honestly, Brian, I feel like me and you are really having a good time, and I don't want to ruin it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Look at he's smiling at me, guys. | |
| What is the pay gap, though? | |
| It's a pay gap. | |
| Maybe, yeah, maybe I'm just, maybe I'm just outdated. | |
| Maybe I just, maybe. | |
| But it definitely was a thing back in the day for sure that women were getting paid less for the same jobs. | |
| Maybe it's not anymore because thankfully we fixed it and that's a beautiful thing. | |
| But I don't know. | |
| Again, I'm not a historian. | |
| I'm a fucking human person who has opinions, just like you guys are. | |
| So wait, okay. | |
| Hold. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| I'm like exhausted. | |
| Brian, let's all go to bed. | |
| I'm literally, my eyes are light. | |
| Can we end it? | |
| Wait, okay, so you're feminist? | |
| Yes. | |
| Do you believe in the patriarchy? | |
| Do I believe that it exists? | |
| You already did. | |
| Yeah, baby. | |
| We already went through this. | |
| Sorry, I'm drunk anti-he's had three sips of beer, you guys. | |
| Under three. | |
| Look, I'm a lightweight, okay? | |
| Under the patriarchy, are women oppressed? | |
| I think that it is, I think that it's social oppression, where it's the sort of things where I am told that I am better, like these kind of people in the chat who are telling me that I'm better if I just shut up. | |
| I think that that is a form of oppression, in my opinion. | |
| Because I'm not allowed to get angry without being called argumentative, but you guys can get angry and you're just being a man. | |
| Which is, again, no hate, like no hate to you guys at all, but it's just kind of double standards. | |
| I don't think there's anything wrong with you arguing. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, I just like, what did they call me earlier? | |
| Chest also. | |
| Yeah, no, but I'm saying that like those chests, those people don't come out of nowhere. | |
| They come because of systemic. | |
| Oh my God, I'm also tired and a little bit dwunk. | |
| Guys. | |
| So wait, okay. | |
| So women are oppressed socially. | |
| I think to an extent, yes. | |
| But I think that also, I think also to an extent, yes. | |
| But I think it's different. | |
| As a beautiful woman in my 20s, I don't think I'm oppressed as many as a lot of. | |
| It's okay. | |
| I'm losing it, guys. | |
| I'm losing it slowly. | |
| I feel like I would love to literally talk about this better on another day. | |
| We'll get you back on. | |
| We'll get you back on. | |
| Brian. | |
| We'll get you back on for sure. | |
| Last question, though, on this. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do men and women have equal rights? | |
| Can somebody mute that, please? | |
| Who's it? | |
| That's okay. | |
| Just silence. | |
| Just hit the side. | |
| I just think that you like, like, you're just not going to like my answers to these questions. | |
| I'm going to say no. | |
| I don't think that we do. | |
| Hold your mic down, please. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I don't think that we do. | |
| No. | |
| Okay, which right does a man have that a woman doesn't? | |
| Right to have control over his body, except for the draft, which you guys are talking about. | |
| Which is what? | |
| How? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| How do you have a right over your body that we don't? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So when we're talking about like equal rights, so using that word equal indicates that there's a comparison being made. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| So men don't have any reproductive rights. | |
| So it's not, it's not a right that a man possesses that a woman doesn't. | |
| Okay, sure. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, absolutely. | |
| So for example, I can't compel a woman to go through with a pregnancy, and I also can't compel her to get an abortion. | |
| But also, there's no limitations on what you can do with your physical body made by the government. | |
| What you can or cannot do. | |
| Like name one law that obstructs you from doing something with your physical body. | |
| You draft. | |
| Well, okay, but as we discussed earlier, I don't really believe in that either. | |
| But I think that, but that's completely different because here, no, can I just really quickly make this one point? | |
| I think that abortion is not my biggest issue. | |
| Whether you want there to be a draft or not is it does still exist. | |
| The reality is, given the reality, men have to register selective service. | |
| Then you know what? | |
| And I do, I see your point and I hear your point. | |
| However, how many, like, is there an imminent war where men are being drafted right now? | |
| No. | |
| But is there a thousand in Ukraine? | |
| How many men got drafted this year to go to Ukraine? | |
| None. | |
| Okay. | |
| None. | |
| But how many women had to have were forced to carry a term to pregnancy or died? | |
| They're literally. | |
| Okay, I don't know if you've you probably haven't because, well, you wouldn't care. | |
| But men literally get abducted and physically assaulted. | |
| Where are you getting this information from? | |
| There's literally videos. | |
| Send it to me. | |
| Okay, let me finish. | |
| There's literally videos of men in Ukraine. | |
| They get abducted and beat up if they're trying to dodge. | |
| That's Ukraine. | |
| I thought we were talking about the U.S. | |
| No, I'm talking about Ukraine. | |
| Why are we talking about Ukraine? | |
| I'm not Ukrainian. | |
| I thought we were talking about the U.S. | |
| But even in the United States, the U.S. has involvement in that conflict. | |
| But that's not our military. | |
| At the age of 16, you can see that. | |
| Let me have the exchange. | |
| Because, okay, I'm curious to hear what you all actually say. | |
| Let's just. | |
| Wait, no, I'm just confused, though. | |
| Just one thing. | |
| One thing. | |
| Yeah, it's a good question. | |
| I remember being a student in high school. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| When I was in high school, I remember my friends having to sign up, my male friends having to sign up for the selective service. | |
| They had no choice. | |
| We didn't know what was going to happen three or four years from that point, but they had no choice. | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't think that's a good thing. | |
| I think that fits. | |
| It sucks. | |
| But the odds that you are going to get drafted to go into war are a lot lower than the odds that you might get pregnant. | |
| And I need to terminate the pregnancy. | |
| Women still have a choice to get pregnant or not. | |
| Yes, we do. | |
| Not if you get fucking raped. | |
| Not if you get. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Well, that's like 1% of the whole pandemic. | |
| And the only reason I know this is because Candacellian is thinking when he does. | |
| What does she know? | |
| Can we, like, this was on such a good note? | |
| I'm so. | |
| So, currently, look, there's two current military conflicts. | |
| You've got Ukraine and you've got what's going on in the Middle East. | |
| And so, like, and because of these current conflicts, I actually think we're closer to a potential like mass global war than at any point in the past. | |
| Since World War II. | |
| Since the Cold War. | |
| Since the Cold War. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So we're very close. | |
| If you get drafted, but you haven't been drafted yet, and there's still these conflicts going on right now that have been going on for years now. | |
| So I'm just kind of confused as to what your point is. | |
| If you were going to get drafted, you would have already been drafted. | |
| Well, so currently there's not a draft in the United States. | |
| But there could be. | |
| Not every woman. | |
| But there's currently abortion restrictions in the state. | |
| It would just similarly apply to abortion. | |
| I think that's currently pregnant ergo. | |
| But there's a lot of women who are. | |
| But also, let me say something about that. | |
| Yeah, but you're not currently pregnant, so abortion doesn't matter. | |
| I okay, but but what okay, you're not backtracking. | |
| Let's backtrack. | |
| You're not currently pregnant. | |
| Let's go for abortion doesn't matter. | |
| Okay, I think that my biggest issue with the abortion rights is not actually about abortion itself. | |
| I honestly have not had an opinion about that, except for the fact that I think that I shouldn't have to have an opinion. | |
| I think that no one should except for the person who's having the baby. | |
| However, I think that that does open up a Pandora's box of opportunity for there to be more limitations on other things in like in and including restrictions on women's bodies. | |
| I think that it opens a Pandora's box because if the government is able to have some sort of limitation on that, what else are they able to do? | |
| Do you know what I mean? | |
| If they leave it up to the states, how everyone says that they want it to, like you think it's going to be like a handmaid's tail scenario? | |
| I don't think, I don't know what's going to happen. | |
| I'm not going to expect the worst because I would like to think there's going to be a good country. | |
| Donald Trump was already president. | |
| He didn't really walk back anything. | |
| Okay. | |
| If that's what you, yeah, okay, sure. | |
| What do you think? | |
| You think they're going to, what are they going to do? | |
| They're going to enslave. | |
| I don't know what they're going to do. | |
| You think when Donald Trump? | |
| I don't think they're going to be enslaved, but I think that a lot of them are going to think the way that you think, which is that woman shouldn't have passions and dreams and should have seven children with a man. | |
| I don't like that. | |
| I know you said there was nothing wrong with that. | |
| If a woman chooses to do that and if she wants to be that force women to do that, okay, so then you shouldn't have voted for that, man. | |
| I'm prepared to make a should claim. | |
| I don't want to talk about this anymore. | |
| So hold on. | |
| So obviously, obviously, women, I'm not in favor of forcing women to have that certain lifestyle, but do I think they should? | |
| Yeah, I do. | |
| By the way, I have to go now. | |
| We're going to wrap. | |
| But Uber's already here. | |
| We're literally rapping. | |
| Can I have a makeup wipe? | |
| You want to take it all off? | |
| Well, because I'm going to go straight to bed after this. | |
| She's going to say, I'm going to go. | |
| She's going to have to be. | |
| I can't have one. | |
| If you stay for the rest of the show, then we can. | |
| Oh. | |
| Ryan, I'll let donate to the channel. | |
| I don't want her back. | |
| So I can't have a makeup wipe? | |
| So wait, okay. | |
| Can you name one right that? | |
| Can you name one right that men have that women don't? | |
| At this current moment, at this current moment, I cannot think of anything. | |
| But I'm not talking about the right now, I'm talking about the could be, and that's just as terrifying, in my opinion. | |
| You're worried about a draft. | |
| That could be. | |
| Why can't I be worried about something else that could be? | |
| Well, the current laws, like there's a current law. | |
| You just said that there's not currently a draft, but you're worried about a draft. | |
| No, there's just a law that requires men to register for selective service. | |
| There's not currently a draft. | |
| Okay well, I'm worried. | |
| I don't know, I don't know, I'm just I don't know. | |
| Yeah, let's get to it next time we'll get. | |
| Ryan doesn't want me back, so that's it. | |
| Even even if we had this exchange, I still want you back. | |
| So, all right, Christopher. | |
| Scott donated $20. | |
| It's big pimping, Brian. | |
| Get it right, get it right, yo. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Big pimp, appreciate it guys. | |
| Guys, get your last call on the TTS's, guys. | |
| Last call on the TTS, thank you, gentlemen. | |
| Nemesis donated $20. | |
| Four eyes needs to meet the Shoshi carbon w Brixon, W Morgan, but don't be talking W chat, Jesus Christ. | |
| Simple rules. | |
| Don't talk back there. | |
| Easy. | |
| Easy peasy. | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| Okay. | |
| Nope. | |
| Sorry, bro. | |
| I'm sorry, man. | |
| I can't play that one. | |
| Come on, dude. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| Last call on the TTS. | |
| Dariel underscore Frank Castle 512 donated $20. | |
| Negative stereotypes for white sequels. | |
| They don't season their chicken. | |
| They put raisins in their potato salad and are called crackers. | |
| Hope that helped, Brian. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| That was really helpful. | |
| Yeah, it's really rough. | |
| Yeah, but no one's calling me illiterate. | |
| I'm very offended whenever that happens. | |
| Labia Monger donated $20. | |
| Labia Monger. | |
| If three black people beat up a white man, they are exerting quite a bit of power over him. | |
| If you are a member of a race and there is more than one race, then regardless of your ace, you can be racist. | |
| Thank you, Labia Monger. | |
| Thank you, Labia Monger. | |
| That was Shakespearean. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Botist would donate $20. | |
| Racism is skin color, period. | |
| When you call white Nazis or black inferior, welcome to racism. | |
| Explain what law or system is racist. | |
| You have no clue. | |
| I'll be back. | |
| Definitions lives matter. | |
| If you're a Nazi, then you're a Nazi. | |
| You don't have to be white to be a Nazi, but if you're a Nazi, you're a Nazi. | |
| We also say that Brian Godbellian has a small D. Don't be so weak, girl. | |
| Holy cow, don't hurt my feelings. | |
| You hate all women. | |
| I didn't say that. | |
| The fuck? | |
| My feelings aren't hurt. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Just a voice. | |
| Okay. | |
| OJ Simpson donated $20. | |
| Share 2. | |
| You're better than all of these women. | |
| You can take the darkness from the pit of the night and turn it to a beacon shining endlessly bright. | |
| Stay tight for me. | |
| Kind of weird hearing someone part German say you can't be racist to a white person when many Jews were white, just saying, are you German? | |
| Yeah, I am German. | |
| But I'm saying that people aren't. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I said if you're a Nazi, you're a Nazi. | |
| You don't have to be any kind of race to be that. | |
| Tawley donated $20.69. | |
| Brian, I can remember nearly every hand I have shaken. | |
| I'm 43 now. | |
| I cannot fathom Oozing Counter for you've had sex with. | |
| Where did the parenting fail to make young women grow up to sell their bodies? | |
| Desert Joe donated $20. | |
| Up until Trump won the election, the U.S. has been closer to engaging in World War III. | |
| Men overwhelmingly were more concerned about a draft had Karmala successfully cheated. | |
| Also, Trump isn't banning abortion. | |
| Do you get your news from the back of a serial bottom? | |
| Ukraine is a corruption horrendous country, stealing American money for years. | |
| Woman can flee. | |
| All war-fighting men are jailed or conscripted. | |
| Why not the women? | |
| Nonsense. | |
| Devon Jackson donated $20. | |
| He asked for a right men have that women don't. | |
| Men don't have any reproductive rights at all. | |
| What you said is an example of how women have more rights than men. | |
| More is just different. | |
| Like how men are physically stronger. | |
| It doesn't mean that they have more right to be strong. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| I mean, we already debated that. | |
| Yeah, we already talked about men don't have a right to reproduction because they don't make a baby. | |
| I feel like that's pretty obvious. | |
| Right, but when you're doing a comparison game, well, that's why I that's why I conceded to you. | |
| That's why I was just like, okay, sure. | |
| Also, he's not. | |
| If Trump already was president, he didn't. | |
| I don't get the whole like craziness over Trump, right? | |
| He was already president for four years. | |
| All the shit people are saying, oh, he's going to do. | |
| Why didn't he just do it already? | |
| Because he didn't have Elon Musk in his fucking Elon Musk. | |
| I'd hate him. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Homestead Entrepreneur donated $20. | |
| Midager, would you give up your OF if a man could retire you to the life of peace in the country with self-reliance, off-grid living, security, peace, and unconditional love? | |
| 216 Bitcoin known. | |
| That's time, 216 times $87,000. | |
| That is $18.7 million in Bitcoin. | |
| Minya. | |
| Homestead Entrepreneur, if you really have 216 Bitcoin, do a champagne pop right now. | |
| Do it right now. | |
| Do it right now, dude. | |
| Do it right now. | |
| Would you do it, Madaja? | |
| She said yes. | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| Would I quit? | |
| Would you give up your OF? | |
| Here, I'll play it again. | |
| If I got the money, just for tonight. | |
| Give up your OF. | |
| Homestead Entrepreneur donated $20. | |
| Midager, would you give up your OF if a man could retire you to the life of peace in the country with self-reliance, off-grid living, security, peace, and unconditional love? | |
| 216 Bitcoin owned. | |
| Would you do it? | |
| I mean, I would if I actually knew the person. | |
| And they were like, hey, like, yeah. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| Good times. | |
| Good times. | |
| He doesn't have about 216 Bitcoin. | |
| He didn't do that champagne pop. | |
| Give him time. | |
| Give him time. | |
| 18 million. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Homestead entrepreneur. | |
| 216 million. | |
| But to live out in the world. | |
| And he probably has like Ethereum and Doge and like some like Avalanche or whatever the fuck it's called and some like other shit. | |
| Shiba Inu, all that stuff. | |
| Is that your boyfriend? | |
| Hmm? | |
| So they girls back there says some name like Julio or something. | |
| Julio. | |
| On my phone. | |
| No, my husband, Lalo. | |
| Gonzalo. | |
| Cool. | |
| All right. | |
| All right, guys, we're going to wrap the show. | |
| We're going to have Lucy Goosey back on for a debate, and she'll come on another dating talk panel with Pause, who's also really cool. | |
| So that'll be good. | |
| So, GG, hold on, wait, let me. | |
| Sorry, I fucked up. | |
| GG. | |
| Well played. | |
| To the panel. | |
| Last call, hit the like button, please, on your way out. | |
| Thank you for tuning in tonight. | |
| You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me. | |
| I appreciate that. | |
| Thank you to everyone who super chats donates and supports the show. | |
| We'll be live again Sunday at 5 p.m. Pacific. | |
| Any girls who want to be on the show, DM out whatever on Instagram if you can make it to Santa Barbara. | |
| Let's really quick go to Twitch. | |
| Calm down back there, dorks. | |
| Let's twitch. | |
| Like the Twitch shout out, guys. | |
| Final thing before we wrap. | |
| Don't take your guns on the bottom. | |
| I have a gun. | |
| You have a gun? | |
| Fuck yeah, I do. | |
| What kind? | |
| It's a little one. | |
| I don't know what kind it is. | |
| My dad got it for me. | |
| It's a little, like, it's a little. | |
| I've shot it at a range, but not in like the street from Texas. | |
| Right before we wrap, just drop us a follow really quick. | |
| And also, can you check, guys, if you have a Prime sub available? | |
| It's just a quick, free way to support the show every single month. | |
| If anybody can check really quick if they have a Prime. | |
| And then also be sure to join our Discord, discord.gg slash whatever. | |
| Really appreciate that, guys. | |
| And we're going to do a quick Twitch raid, then we're going to wrap up. | |
| So we're going to raid. | |
| Let's just raid Aladar. | |
| He's playing. | |
| Oh, what's he doing? | |
| Is he playing classic? | |
| Let me see who we can raid on Twitch. | |
| Okay, we'll raid Aladar if you can get that pulled up. | |
| One sec. | |
| Alevra, chair two, reconsider Brian's call to action. | |
| You're better. | |
| Bricks and control plus V control plus. | |
| Oh, it's bug boys. | |
| Yeah, thank you so much for the soup chat, man. | |
| Really appreciate it. | |
| Thank you, thank you. | |
| You want to reconsider the call to action? | |
| Quit your OF tonight. | |
| Do I not get anything? | |
| Did you get anything? | |
| Do I get like you or something? | |
| Do you get me? | |
| I kind of ship it. | |
| I'll give you a $2 bill. | |
| Ah, he was for that. | |
| I love a $2 bill. | |
| Do you know how much a $2 bill is worth it? | |
| Oh, here we go. | |
| It depends. | |
| Is it how old this is? | |
| Is it worth $2? | |
| Like, that's a good thing. | |
| Yeah, Lefra. | |
| Thank you so much, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do we have Aladar? | |
| Aladra? | |
| Aladar? | |
| Way more fun. | |
| I was just watching YouTube. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| This guy. | |
| Okay. | |
| To be honest. | |
| Hold on one sec. | |
| Like, I honestly think the mages thing is way better. | |
| Is it? | |
| It's not letting me. | |
| Ampy's still. | |
| Is Ampy still? | |
| Jerome is getting enough of you guys to actually say, yeah, okay, we'll actually do this. | |
| Like I said, Jerome's going to be playing like a fucking dwarf. | |
| Okay, let's raid. | |
| We're going to raid Ampy instead of concentrating on that character. | |
| We've raided him before. | |
| He's playing hardcore World of Warcraft. | |
| Leveling a mage again? | |
| All right. | |
| Okay, guys, I'm going to send the raid over on Twitch. | |
| Thank you guys for watching on Twitch. | |
| I really appreciate it, guys. | |
| Aladar, he's playing World of Warcraft. | |
| He just got a mage to 60. | |
| I don't know why he's. | |
| I guess he's doing it again. | |
| What a mad lad. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| I'm sending the raid over. | |
| Tell him to kill. | |
| When you go over there in the chat, tell him to drown his mage. | |
| Okay, tell him to drown his mage. | |
| And then I'll give him... | |
| Tell him I'll give him $100. | |
| I'll... | |
| I'll donate $100 if he drowns his mage. | |
| Like, right now. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm saying the raid, guys. | |
| Thank you for guys watching on Twitch. | |
| Good night, guys. | |
| all right we're about to just kind of let's see what this go through wait is it even hardcore I don't think it's hardcore. | |
| Oh, it only counts if it's hardcore. | |
| Only counts if it's. | |
| Down your mage and run with another converse. | |
| Yo, whatever. | |
| Thank you for the raid, bro. | |
| Is it hardcore? | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Is it hardcore or not? | |
| I don't think it's hard. | |
| Maybe. | |
| If he says it, I'll do it. | |
| No, this isn't hardcore. | |
| Oh, that's. | |
| I'm not going to scam you guys. | |
| I'm not. | |
| It's a hardcore prep run. | |
| This is a bricked speedrun. | |
| I wouldn't take your guys. | |
| Yeah, I wouldn't do that. | |
| I wouldn't do it, dude. | |
| I thought it was hard. | |
| I want this character to die, and it's only going to level 20 anyways. | |
| It could have an early death. | |
| So. | |
| Well, he can just drown it then. | |
| I would drown this character for $5. | |
| I'll do it. | |
| Send him $5. | |
| I'll do it. | |
| I'll do it. | |
| How do I fucking donate to him? | |
| But tomorrow. | |
| Welcome in, guys. | |
| Welcome in. | |
| How do I do it? | |
| I don't know how to donate. | |
| Tomorrow, I'm doing the real speedrun. | |
| This was a test run. | |
| This was a test run. | |
| Okay, I gotta wrap. | |
| All right, okay. | |
| All right. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| Like the video, please. | |
| On the way out. | |
| Like the video, guys. | |
| I hope you guys enjoyed the show. | |
| It was a doozy. | |
| It was an interesting one. | |
| Thank you to the wonderful panel. | |
| Those of you guys who had inspired me, thank you. | |
| Thank you guys for coming. | |
| Really appreciate it. | |
| Thank you everybody who watched. | |
| 07's in the chat. | |
| I hope you guys have a good night. |