Whatever Podcast - KICK OUT AND RAGE QUIT?! 70+ Body Count At 21?! She Is In LOVE With A Fkboy?!

Oct. 23, 2024 - Whatever Podcast

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KICK OUT AND RAGE QUIT?! 70+ Body Count At 21?! She Is In LOVE With A Fkboy?! | Dating Talk #207

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	With that said, and without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves.
	So please tell us your name, age, location, and occupation.
	Go ahead.
	So I'm Alex Page Moore.
	I'm 27.
	I'm doing OF for three more weeks, and then I'm going to focus on a singing career.
	And I'm from Australia.
	Okay, what part of Australia?
	South Australia.
	South Australia.
	Yeah, the boring part.
	Okay.
	And so you're doing OF for only three more weeks.
	Yeah, I'm going to leave.
	Okay.
	I don't believe you.
	Got the cap, but only three more weeks.
	Get it while it lasts.
	Okay.
	What do you do on OF?
	Well, I mean, I do a bit of everything.
	I've sort of tamed it down a little bit recently.
	I think my passion is singing, so I really do just want to focus on that.
	And I'm scared that, you know, if I don't quit, then people won't take me seriously.
	So I'm going to try and start doing something more seriously with that.
	What kind of singing do you do?
	So I like to do pop music, a bit of like, also paramour, a bit of country.
	So yeah, I'm releasing a song in a few days, actually.
	So that will come out.
	Yeah, I'm very excited.
	Let's hear the yacht.
	I was just about to die.
	I knew he was going to do this.
	It's up to you.
	It's up to you.
	I can.
	Do it.
	Okay.
	I'm sorry.
	Do you want me to say like?
	Just go for it.
	I'm sorry.
	Okay.
	I'm so nervous.
	I might be a bit light up.
	I'm a bit scared.
	Can you give her a song as well?
	Oh, like an instrumental?
	No, like you're a little bit more.
	Oh, I like it.
	I've been away for a while now.
	You got me feeling like a child now.
	I'm sorry.
	Wait, did the rest?
	That was cute.
	That was a good time.
	That was really good.
	Well done.
	Well done.
	Irish backs it off.
	There you go.
	That was incredible.
	I'm slumping.
	Record deal.
	What about you?
	All right.
	My name is Paus.
	I am originally from Thailand, but I grew up here in Santa Barbara.
	I currently work at a dental office, still working on getting some certifications.
	Like a hygienist?
	Not hygienist.
	I feel like I would get kind of bored.
	I like to multitask and maybe get paid a little bit more.
	So I will be attending a dental school.
	Give me getting paid more.
	Oh, getting.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	Okay, got it.
	And then you are held?
	I'm 21.
	21?
	Okay.
	And you were continuing about your occupation?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So I finished schools here.
	I've grown up in Santa Barbara all my life.
	And I'm kind of just deciding what school I want to get into for dental.
	Oh, so you want to become.
	Do you have your bachelor's?
	Not yet.
	Still working on that.
	Okay.
	Are you at City College or the UC?
	I am at the City College and online schools at the Channel Islands at the moment.
	What are you studying?
	Well, my major has nothing to do with dental at the moment.
	I kind of have to change it, but it's math and architectural engineering.
	Okay.
	And you no longer want to pursue that then?
	I don't think so.
	It's normal for people to switch things up when it comes to their education and career.
	Yeah.
	And are you also a professional or semi-professional surfer?
	Yeah, I used to compete.
	I don't do that anymore.
	I had an incident when I was younger.
	No.
	That would have been better.
	Oh.
	What happened?
	I got caught in a reef and I kind of just fractured one of my ribs and passed out underwater, held down.
	Yeah, I got tumbled by a wave.
	This was actually in Oahu, and I was training for a competition.
	For what?
	Was it the North Shore?
	No, it was not.
	I don't even remember the name of the beach, but.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	I do have a video of it somewhere on my computer.
	Yeah, I do.
	Of the holddown?
	Yeah, because I was training, so my coach likes to take videos.
	And so were you living in Hawaii at the time?
	I was visiting.
	Both.
	I stayed with a family of locals in Hawaii for just a month.
	Okay.
	And can we get her video?
	I found two of your surf videos.
	Can we pull those up on your Instagram?
	Oh my gosh.
	And while we're getting those pulled up, why don't you introduce yourself?
	Hi, I'm Relly.
	I'm 23 years old and I work in finance.
	Okay.
	Did you graduate from college?
	No, I'm a dropout.
	Okay.
	You work in finance.
	What is I invest in crypto?
	So you're working finance?
	Yeah, that's what I call it.
	We have to.
	So are you employed?
	No, I work for myself for an hour.
	All right.
	What are your holdings?
	I prefer not to discuss it because I'm not a financial advisor.
	Wait, why would that be the reason you can't discuss?
	Like, I could see why you don't want to just share it.
	The main ones, of course, such as Bitcoin and Ethereum.
	I'll say that.
	The other ones, I don't want to talk about.
	You're not going to share your meme coins?
	No.
	Really?
	Doge?
	Shiba, you know?
	Okay.
	All right.
	Cool.
	Yeah.
	You got it?
	Okay, let's see.
	Let's see some.
	She's good.
	It looked.
	Wow.
	Oh, gosh.
	She's good.
	It's good.
	This is California, though, right?
	That's California.
	Yeah.
	It is.
	Okay, wow.
	Wow.
	Is that Trestles or where is that?
	This was actually in Malibu.
	Oh, Malibu.
	Okay.
	And there's another one?
	I have a few.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Well, we get the idea.
	What about you?
	Hello.
	Thank you so much for having me on.
	It's going to be very fun, hopefully.
	But my name is Louisa.
	I'm from Stockholm, Sweden.
	I have three jobs.
	I'm working night as a receptionist in Stockholm.
	And then my week off, I'm working as a host, a game show host.
	I'm hosting game shows.
	Age?
	Yeah.
	27.
	Any college?
	I've been studying in Stockholm as a political science, it's called, yeah.
	But you have your degree or still working on it?
	Okay.
	And you grew up in Stockholm?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Born?
	In Stockholm as well?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And then something recently happened to you.
	You want to tell us the story?
	What happened there?
	You got attacked or something?
	Yeah.
	I was on my way to work and then a man comes behind me and set my hair on fire and my jacket.
	Yeah, so it was quite a thing.
	In Stockholm, the subway.
	I'm sorry.
	Let me take that off my list.
	Yeah.
	It was terrible, but the trial is coming up, so I cannot really go into details.
	And so how did he light your hair?
	So I were in the escalator going up to the train, and then I just see smoke coming up behind me.
	And I turn around, and then the man was just standing there.
	And I will try to figure out what happened.
	Do you use flammables or was it just a lot of oily hair?
	A lighter, yeah.
	My hair is very flammable, actually.
	You will just burn some of the stuff.
	Wait, hair?
	Well, is it flammable?
	I mean, did you have hair products?
	No, actually, I didn't have anything.
	It was just out.
	Yeah.
	I didn't know.
	Lucky me.
	So they caught him.
	He was arrested.
	Yeah.
	Was there camera footage of this?
	It is, yes.
	Okay.
	And he did it for five girls.
	Wait, he did it for five women.
	So this is a crazy person.
	Was he crazy?
	Oh, yeah.
	I didn't really talk to him, but yeah, I guess so.
	Was he a Swedish native?
	No, I wouldn't say.
	You wouldn't say?
	Blonde hair, blue eyes?
	Not really.
	An asylum seeker?
	I have no idea, actually.
	I don't know.
	Not born in Sweden.
	I don't know because I didn't talk to him and I don't have the information about him.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	My name is Elena Smyra.
	I was born and raised here.
	I work as a supervisor at Starbucks and I'm currently getting my bachelor's degree in psychology.
	Age?
	22.
	All right.
	At the UC?
	No, Starbucks actually pays for you to go to Arizona State Online.
	Oh, interesting.
	Okay.
	Huh.
	And you're getting that in psychology?
	Yes.
	You're a senior?
	Junior.
	Junior.
	Okay, got it.
	What about you?
	My name is Destiny.
	I'm 19 years old and I work as a caregiver and I work part-time at a restaurant.
	All right.
	Where are you from, by the way?
	I'm from the Valley, California.
	Four ranch.
	Okay.
	Got it.
	What about you?
	Hi.
	My name is Vera.
	Welcome.
	If you're going to ask me what I do for a living, I take pictures.
	OnlyFans.
	I do OnlyFans for a living.
	Yeah, I've been doing that for a very long time.
	So that's what I do.
	Age?
	22.
	All right.
	How long have you been doing the OF for?
	I've been doing it since I was 18.
	Okay, so like four or five years.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Have you been involved in other kinds of sex work besides just OF?
	I don't think so.
	Oh, no, no.
	I'm from St. Lucia too.
	St. Lucia.
	What's that?
	St. Lucia.
	I'm from St. Lucia.
	It's a small little island in the Caribbean right next to St. Vincent and Martin.
	Okay.
	It's called St. Richard.
	St. Lucia.
	St. Lucia.
	And Venice, Santa Lucia.
	Okay.
	Now I can understand that.
	Yes.
	Rock and roll.
	Okay, welcome.
	What about you?
	Hi, I'm Valentina Somavski.
	I am an actor, screenwriter, and I own my own business.
	Age?
	I'm 32.
	What?
	You don't look like?
	I know.
	Thank you.
	You're beautiful.
	I love you.
	You are.
	And where are you from?
	I'm Mexican-Italian.
	Okay.
	And so were you born in Mexico, Italy?
	Funny story.
	I was born in Santa Monica, but my mom took me, pretty much kidnapped me.
	Oops.
	Took me to Mexico.
	She took me with her when they separated my parents.
	And I grew up in Mexico my whole life.
	And then I decided to come back here four years ago and see what life had for me.
	And here I am.
	What part of Mexico?
	North or South or Central?
	It's called Cuernavaca.
	It's a very small city.
	I've been.
	Stop it.
	I've been on a wedding there.
	Beautiful.
	The best weddings.
	I'm not even kidding.
	I mean, I am from there, but whatever.
	Cuernavaca is really close to Mexico City.
	It's like 45-minute drive.
	Yeah.
	It's a city of the eternal spring, by the way.
	It's spring all year long.
	We don't have winter or fall or anything.
	Very cool.
	Liam?
	Cool.
	My name's Liam Christopher, 35, entrepreneur, serial entrepreneur, actually.
	Looking at starting a serial company with my good friend Brian over here.
	It's in the works.
	Friend and repeat guest of the show.
	I've currently got seven brands.
	We manage over 700 influencers.
	Most of them do seven figures on average.
	And yeah, also, I always come bearing gifts for the whatever podcast.
	If we can take 30 seconds, the gift we have today is sponsored by I Wanna Gummies, the first gummy brand.
	They're going viral for doing exactly what they say.
	We've got sleep, recover, wake up, relax.
	The wake-up ones are insane.
	They keep me going for an entire podcast.
	In fact, I had too many last time.
	I was too buzzed and I had to pull back for my own supply.
	And as a gift to the whatever podcast, you can get 40% off everything in the entire store, which means you can raid the store, you buy all the stock if you want and resell it.
	I don't even care.
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	But I'd recommend get the gummies quick because we are selling out fast.
	In fact, we just had another cargo ship land because we blasted last stock.
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	I'd say raid the store, whatever, 40% off.
	That's us.
	Rock and roll.
	Okay.
	I'm Brian Atlas, 35 from Santa Barbara.
	Not born, but from Santa Barbara.
	Host, owner of the whatever podcast, Over the Hill, Washed Up, has been YouTuber.
	We're going to get everybody else's relationship status.
	So, are you single, talking stage, situationship, friends with benefits, relationship, married, polykill, sex, cold harem, whatever it may be?
	If you're single, how long have you been single?
	And what's the longest relationship you've ever been in?
	Starting with you, go ahead.
	So, I'm single at the moment.
	The longest relationship's probably been four or five years.
	Okay.
	Four to five.
	And how long have you been single for?
	I've been single for over a year now.
	I think I'm pretty fussy.
	And I saw you had dated this actually semi-well-known Australian comedian.
	Yeah.
	I don't know if you're at liberty to talk about that, but I used to watch his YouTube videos.
	I was like.
	Did he really?
	Yeah.
	Shooter still.
	Shooter.
	Oh, man.
	Yeah.
	You need to get some sauce on this part.
	So was that the five-year relationship?
	No, we were together for about three years.
	Three years.
	Yes, we broke up a year ago.
	Oh, it's six years ago.
	But your longest relationship was three years.
	Or sorry, five years.
	Probably five years, and that was like, yeah, throughout high school.
	So I don't know if you can count that.
	It's crazy you used to watch Lucas Lizzie Black.
	Yeah.
	That's like YouTube, old school.
	Old Suzy.
	This is old.
	Oh, geez.
	Ten years ago.
	Yeah, yeah, seriously.
	Yeah.
	Okay, cool, cool.
	And so single for the past year then?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay.
	Any prospects or any guys in the picture at all whatsoever?
	No.
	I'm waiting for Mr. Rott.
	Hoping he's around.
	I got to interrupt the relationship status segment here real quick.
	I know, can you just say what you know?
	Can you say no?
	No.
	No, no.
	Do I say that?
	No, I heard her.
	It sounded like a no.
	No.
	No.
	But the first, yeah, everyone goes, no, let's go.
	Wait, I'm going to help you.
	Okay, check this out.
	Okay.
	Repeat after me.
	Okay.
	No.
	No.
	I say it like a hell girl.
	Hold on, let's try again.
	Let's try it.
	A little bit.
	No.
	No.
	I do not say it like that.
	Do I say it like that?
	Yes.
	Okay, well, we'll come back to that.
	We'll come back to that.
	Do I say it wrong as well?
	Let me hear it.
	No.
	Well, you said nah.
	Nah.
	Last time you said nah.
	No.
	Okay.
	Relationship status for you?
	I am kind of like in a situationship, but that's fair because I recently just broke up with someone just a few months ago.
	Technically longer, but I think he was too like to understand that.
	I was like, sorry, to what?
	Crazy?
	We'll say it crazy.
	What is the word?
	Delusional.
	Well, all of those things.
	No.
	Delusional.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Well, he was delusional.
	Yeah.
	What type of delusion?
	Well, just that we were still together, even though I've clearly said that we were done like a while ago.
	So it's been a while.
	Like they just don't accept that.
	Exactly.
	Yeah, exactly that.
	But so you said you've been, so that was like three months ago?
	I don't know how long it's been.
	I'm so bad at time.
	But yeah, just a few months ago.
	But even further back, but they thought it was still going on.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So like, when was the break off?
	For me, I would say, what month is it?
	It's October.
	I would say it was like four months ago, something like that.
	Yeah, somewhere in June.
	You broke it off.
	Yeah.
	But now you're currently in a sort of a situationship.
	Yeah.
	I don't know how I got there, but it's just like, I don't know.
	I don't think anyone really knows how you get there.
	How long have you been seeing this guy?
	Well, see, I have known this guy for eight years now.
	And it's a long story.
	It's very like back and forth, trying to figure it out.
	Have you guys dated previously?
	We have.
	And get this, it was for a week.
	No, one week.
	Yeah, for one week.
	How long does he think you were together for?
	If we asked him, what would he say?
	I have no idea.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	Did you get him on?
	Wait, so, and that was the only time you dated him previously, just for one week, but now you guys are in this situationship.
	Yeah.
	There weren't other periods where you guys were hooking up or seeing each other, just that one week.
	Oh, we were for sure hooking up.
	Other times.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	But you were only like in a boyfriend, girlfriend for a week?
	Yeah.
	Which I think it's just like a title, right?
	Like titles don't really matter.
	They don't.
	Maybe I'm the delusional one.
	I don't know.
	Wait, so it was like, would you categorize it as an on-again-off-again relationship?
	For sure.
	Okay.
	When did you guys first link up romantically?
	Way back in high school, actually.
	So, yeah, when I met him.
	And was that that initial time?
	Was that when you guys had the title for a week?
	The title was maybe like a year or two after.
	Yeah.
	But then, like, between the times, we were both like dating other people, and then we kind of just like come back to each other.
	It's just like, I don't know.
	And so one week.
	So was it, was it on again, off again?
	Or was it just casual?
	Like the entire time?
	It was casual the entire time.
	Like I can hang out with him and we wouldn't have to hook up.
	It would just be like mutual friends.
	Like I still talk and hang out with him till this day.
	And we're like fine.
	You know, like he can openly talk to me.
	I can openly talk to him about like other people that we're maybe interested in.
	So it's not like weird at all, but it's just a little bit messy, like mentally, you know?
	Wait, is this the current situationship?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	When's the last time you saw him?
	Oh, actually, two weeks ago.
	Two weeks ago?
	Is this like long distance or?
	No, he's actually here.
	Oh, he looks like.
	The reason why I haven't seen him in two weeks is because I invited him to see this band Slightly Stupid at Santa Barbara Bowl.
	Yeah, I love them.
	I invited him.
	I got like an extra ticket and he totally forgot about it.
	Even after saying like, oh, I'm so hyped to go.
	And, you know, day of, I gave my ticket to someone else, which is fine.
	He forgot about it?
	Yeah.
	Like, he just happened to take another shift that same night.
	So.
	Oh, okay.
	So he didn't no show, but like the day of, he's like.
	He like.
	He couldn't come or?
	He knew in advance and he was like hyping it up.
	Like, I'm so excited to go.
	And then day up, I'm like texting him, like, hey, when are you going to head over?
	So we can, like, pre-game go to this concert.
	And he was like, oh, shoot.
	I totally forgot it was tonight.
	This was like day of.
	And I'm like, oh, my gosh.
	Well.
	I see.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	And okay, so how many, like you, you said it was kind of on again, off again?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So you guys would like, would there be breakup conversations?
	Like, hey, I don't want to see you anymore.
	That sort of convo?
	Oh, for sure.
	He's like someone that I have fully like went off on and just told him shit up.
	Like, dude, you like, you don't make sense to me.
	Like, you know.
	He doesn't make sense to you.
	Yeah.
	Wait, you said you go off on him?
	Yeah, because he's like one of those guys that will kind of call you babe and like tell you all of these future things that you could see like doing and stuff.
	And then like maybe a month later or a few weeks later, not so much longer, he's like, oh, by the way, I'm actually dating blah, blah, now.
	And I'm like, okay, well, when did that start?
	You were like just with me like the other night, but okay.
	Wait, so you would go off on him because he called you babe?
	It's just like kind of like messing with my like brain a lot, you know, it's just like really conflicting.
	So I've been trying to like figure it out.
	And obviously I can't figure it out with him because he's my issue.
	So he's your issue.
	Yeah.
	He is going to say he sounds like an F-boy.
	That's sort of just he looks like one too.
	He looks like a fuckboy.
	He is a fuckboy.
	Yeah.
	Like one of those like Cali guys, you know, like surfs, but all of his surfboards are like dusty on the top.
	Like he doesn't even surf anymore.
	He's like a supposer.
	Yeah.
	Supposer.
	Longboards or shortboards though.
	Well, he has both.
	Yeah.
	He's a surfer as well.
	Yeah.
	There we go.
	So he's not like a pro surfer.
	No, just for fun, you know.
	Okay.
	Huh.
	So you said you go off on him.
	Can you hear pretend I'm the fuckboy or whatever?
	Just like go off.
	Hold on one sec.
	Where's the goddamn dropping shit?
	Fuck it.
	The Goku head?
	No, the fucking...
	The Goku hair's on the floor.
	All right, whatever.
	Just here.
	Pretend I'm the fuckboy.
	I don't even know what I was saying being put on the spot right now because I just have to see his face.
	He needs to be right here, you know?
	I don't know.
	Yeah, like how would you go off though?
	Like demo.
	Give us a demonstration.
	Oh, shoot.
	Stop effing calling me babe.
	Oh my gosh.
	Yes, but like in a more like sweet way.
	I feel like I'm not someone to like be fully like mean or like to someone else.
	Yeah.
	But I'll say it in like a really nice way.
	Okay, so he calls you babe.
	You lose it.
	You freak out.
	What do you so if he called you babe, what did you say to the babe thing?
	I mean, he called me babe and I just said like, like, don't call me that.
	I was like.
	Don't call you babe.
	Yeah, do not call me babe.
	Why not though?
	Why not?
	Because I'm not his babe.
	He has like a whole other like side babe on the other side of his phone.
	Do you want to be his babe?
	I do and I don't.
	You know, I think what I'm attracted to is just the fact that he's pretty much like me, but a male version of me.
	but just like more like you said he's crazy though Wait, wait, hold on.
	We're like very similar in ways of how we view the world and we have a lot of common interests and like the same career paths in a ways.
	But we're different in ways.
	He's going into dentistry.
	No, no.
	And just like what we like, we have an idea figured out of what we want to do in the future.
	We're not people who don't have it figured out and just like smoke every day and do nothing, you know?
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So like being normal, I guess.
	Like, but okay, so you said you guys have similar world views.
	Is that what you said?
	Yeah.
	What are the world?
	The similar view of the world?
	Just going, being able to see the world in like different perspectives and not just one way or the highway kind of thing.
	Yeah, so what's that?
	That's kind of like, for example, when you talk to someone about a specific topic, they will maybe view a reason why someone is mad for this specific reason, but there could be multiple reasons of why it goes into that emotion.
	Does that make sense?
	A little bit.
	Okay.
	And hmm.
	So you don't want you want to be his babe, but he calls you babe.
	You don't like it if he calls you babe.
	He's also fucking other women, but you still fuck him.
	Are you seeing other guys?
	I am not sexually.
	What do you mean, not sexually?
	Like, I will go on dates with them.
	I think I genuinely just want to find like decent people to hang out with.
	Like, it's so hard to hang out with like guys now, just in a mutual way, like as friends, you know, without the fear of them wanting to tarnish it by wanting to hook up with you or date you.
	So you mean like all men?
	Well, you know, actually, recently what I saw on social media, I don't know if it's always true, probably definitely not.
	But guys will hang out with girls they find somewhat attractive.
	Yeah.
	On a friends, strictly friends basis?
	Just any basis, you know?
	I mean, I've heard that men will be friends with women they're not attracted to.
	Yeah, that's also a thing.
	But I didn't hear, I didn't hear about this.
	Like, they'll hang out with girls just, like, actually, just friends if they're somewhat attracted.
	Like, if the guy's attracted to the girl, I feel like most men are not.
	Well, see, that's the weird thing because there's some guys.
	I don't know if you guys have ever been in a talking stage with someone who later tells you over the years that, oh, by the way, I've actually secretly liked you for like two years, but I just didn't say anything about it.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Like, probably every girl here is a lot of people.
	Probably not like creditors.
	It's a real thing.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Wait, so you're just seeing this guy for the sex kind of, but you're dating other people, but you're not hooking up with them.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So how many are there other, like, do you have a roster?
	No.
	But like you said, you're dating other guys.
	Yeah, like two.
	Two others.
	So you're dating them?
	Going on dates, yeah.
	Not like official, like I hope.
	And how do you meet them?
	Dating up?
	No, I just go out.
	My friends introduce me to people.
	You know, I get interested.
	I go to the beach, get complimented when I go out, when I'm on my board, and yeah, or social media.
	I'm just like, heck it, why not?
	Okay.
	But it's clear that they're asking you out like on a date, not just like a bro chill sash.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And the guy, the situationship you're seeing currently, does he have an does he know that you're going on the dates?
	Does he have an issue with it?
	No, he does not.
	Well, I can't, it wouldn't be fair, right?
	Because he's sleeping with other women, it sounds like.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And then have you have you asked for more from the situationship guy?
	No, I think it's because I overall value our friendship more than a romantic relationship that I'd rather just have him keep him as a friend than just lose him forever if we were to become a thing and it just didn't work out.
	Well, how do you know that that would happen?
	Well, I don't know.
	But you do know.
	Well, so just to be clear, you're happier.
	I'm assuming you guys have had some conversation about this.
	Yo, Metro Matt, thank you for the gift of 20 memberships.
	Thank you, man.
	So he's told you in one way or another, I'm assuming here.
	You can correct me if I'm wrong, that he wants to keep things open.
	Is that right?
	But he likes you and he wants to keep seeing you.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Or at least he likes having sex with you and wants to keep having sex with you.
	Hey, no complaints.
	And so.
	But you would rather keep that than assert a boundary of saying.
	Well, look, some women, I mean, women are also engaging in, I guess, non-committal relationships, but what's the word you used to heard again?
	Yeah.
	And then there was that funny word that you use that sounds like coitus, but it's like strumpet.
	No, it's like that one.
	That one.
	That one.
	Carnival.
	Hmm.
	So, if it was up to you, would you like to lock this guy down?
	If you could?
	Openly, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	But you've had no conversations about like, hey, Chad, this is, I'd like to be boyfriend, girlfriend.
	I'd like to just see you and for you to just see me.
	Yeah, see, I'm really just, I'm really bad at confrontation unless it's like necessary.
	I don't know.
	I don't expect.
	Okay, yeah.
	Okay.
	And so, wait, question.
	And then the nature of, like, when you guys do spend time together, is it pretty much like 11 p.m. on a Friday, come over?
	No.
	So you guys will spend time on the weekdays?
	Yeah.
	3 p.m., afternoon delight.
	Okay, all right.
	Hmm.
	But you are.
	Okay, so do you love him?
	Whew?
	That's an interesting question.
	I was not expecting that.
	I feel like there's definitely a specific type of love.
	There's multiple, right?
	I don't know.
	Well, there's the love you have for a parent or a sibling or a pet or a child, but I guess more romantic love is a bit different.
	So is it that kind of love?
	Yeah, I think so.
	You think.
	Have you told him?
	Wait, have you said I love you?
	No, I have not.
	But see, I say I think, but I actually know just because looking at my history of all of the things I would and wouldn't do for someone, he's probably someone that I would do like the most for.
	What would you do for him?
	Drop everything I'm doing just to run over if he's, you know, like calling me crying, you know?
	Has he done that before?
	He has.
	He's called you crying.
	Yeah.
	About.
	Well, he had to give away his dog, and he was really sad about that.
	So.
	His surfboard broke.
	Fuck.
	I was surfing fucking knee slappers at ring con, the fucking thing.
	Snaps on them.
	Okay.
	Yeah, he got skunked.
	Do you think.
	Do you think he loves you?
	I don't know.
	He's not as expressive about his emotions as I am, which is completely okay.
	Wait, show everything.
	Actions show everything.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, for sure.
	And we've gone to really nice dinners together and do you pay for it?
	No.
	So you would do anything for this guy.
	You would do anything.
	You're in love with him.
	Have you said I love you to him?
	I have not.
	No, okay.
	Hmm.
	What do you think would happen if you said, hey, we've been dating each other, seeing each other for a long time.
	Let's be monogamous.
	Let's be boyfriend, girlfriend.
	What would he say?
	I don't know if I can speak for him.
	I don't know.
	You don't know?
	Yeah.
	You should text him right now.
	Oh, no.
	Right now.
	Okay, well, would you be able to meet someone else?
	Like while he's in the picture?
	Yeah, I would just have to, I think my standards are like somewhat pretty high.
	Just because in my lifestyle, like I travel a lot.
	I like to be active.
	And it's kind of like a downfall when someone doesn't have a job to me.
	Or, you know, people who are family oriented in any sort of way, things like that.
	I mean, you love the guy.
	You want to be in a relationship with him.
	You know that he's dating, seeing, sleeping with other women.
	Yeah.
	Does that not bother you?
	Honestly, no.
	Do you think you could trust me?
	I think he's got you brainwashed a little bit.
	Do you think that you might be contributing to him being a fuckboy?
	See, the thing about Santa Barbara guys, because he is one, is like, they're like, let's hook up first and then see how I feel after.
	That's like dating life nowadays.
	Seriously.
	That's right.
	I mean, it's valid.
	But I mean, you can lock that down within a couple weeks, a month, two months.
	You've been with him for, what, seven years?
	How old is he?
	He is 22.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	Wait, by the way, I saw on your Instagram, you got like a couple pictures with like an old, like 60-year-old dude.
	Is that my dad?
	I thought I was like your sugar daddy or something.
	I was like, what's going on?
	Wait, are you adopted?
	I'm not adopted.
	His stepdad, yeah.
	Got it.
	Have you ever thought that he's manipulating you?
	Has that ever come across your mind?
	Yeah, see, I think this man has given me a lot of red flags that I've just been ignoring.
	The sex is good.
	But the signal is ignored.
	Ignore.
	she's dick-matized.
	She's, well, she said he's a fuckboy.
	Looks like a fuckboy.
	Fucks like a fuckboy.
	Is that even good, though?
	I don't, is it?
	Yeah, it is.
	Okay, she does.
	She does.
	Do you feel like you're getting hurted from it?
	Like, hurt?
	Yeah.
	Or like, do you feel pain when he comes to like, well, I screwed a lot of girls today?
	I don't know if he said that.
	Yeah, I think when we talk about it together, I'm like, for some reason, I feel more okay with it.
	But I think it's like a front that you put on, you know, because obviously I don't want to give him the satisfaction that like maybe I'm a little jealous or like maybe I'm a little sad.
	Like no, like F you.
	I'm just going to like be super chill about it.
	But then like later, obviously I'm going to like overthink a little bit, but that's normal, you know?
	This is his sign.
	His sign.
	Oh shoot, I think he's like an Aquarius or something.
	Awkwardness.
	I don't know anything about zodiac signs, but I just know what mine is.
	What is that?
	A reaction.
	Laughing.
	Okay, so there's a lot there.
	A lot to go on and on.
	I think we should move on though.
	Just two more questions.
	You said there were periods where it was like there were breaks, breakups, essentially.
	On again, off again.
	How many times?
	Countless.
	I don't know.
	10 plus, 20 plus, 30 plus.
	Actually, no, not that many.
	Maybe like four or five.
	Four to five.
	And who would end it?
	Him or you?
	Me.
	Every time?
	Not every time.
	I think he's done it maybe like once with his last relationship, but the other times it was me.
	Other times it was you.
	Okay.
	And then would it be precipitated by something?
	Like you actually like.
	Do you ever walk in on him like fuck another chick or no?
	But okay, see, this is a day where I went over to his house and in the corner of my eye, I see black lace.
	And I'm like, this guy doesn't have black laced clothes.
	And I'm thinking in my head.
	I'm thinking in my head, huh?
	Just, you know, just to make fun of myself, maybe it's a pair of someone's panties.
	I go over there and it is a pair of panties.
	You know what I did?
	The next time I saw him, I wore them.
	I wore them.
	And I went over to his place.
	Wow.
	Did you watch them before?
	I was going to say, yes.
	That's actually funny, actually.
	What did he say when he found he saw you wearing them?
	See, his reaction was just like more silent.
	He was just like staring at me.
	Did he go through with it and take a look and do it anyway?
	Wait, as a dude, you know, like how girls will get their hair cut or some shit?
	You know, I was going to say, did he miss it?
	He probably didn't even notice.
	Did he even notice?
	No, he took him a while to notice, but he did notice.
	Did he say anything?
	Oh, he kind of just stared at me and he gave me that up and down look.
	And he was kind of just like, Paus, like, you serious?
	Where did you get these?
	And then the touches?
	Did you go out of sleep together anyway?
	Yeah.
	Oh, well, I mean, now they're technically your panties existing now, aren't they?
	Wait, that wasn't.
	But like, did you, like, you went over there in a trench coat and you were like, well, man.
	See, I was thinking about that, but no, I just had like slip-on, like, silk dress, easy removable, you know?
	Wow.
	Wait, so, okay.
	So you broke up with him.
	Wait, was that that was one of the reasons you ended things?
	No, um, the reasons why I ended things was I thought I had something good going with my last relationship and I wanted to focus on that and he was very much a distraction.
	So ended things there.
	I see.
	Wait.
	Okay.
	So what kind of reaction did you want from that from him?
	I don't really know what I want.
	Yeah.
	What did you want him to do when you were yes?
	I mean, like, we're both really kinky people.
	And honestly, he just said he was turned on even more.
	I knew that already.
	Wait, when you say you're both really kinky people, what does that mean?
	Oh, like, we've tried many things.
	I don't know where else to go with that.
	Like, he wore the panties too.
	Probably did.
	Probably found them.
	You know, I should ask him, actually.
	He was mentally.
	Did you wash the panties before you?
	I did, yes.
	Yeah, though, his panties.
	Maybe.
	Maybe he's like, I say he probably did because sometimes I get messages from guys on OnlyFans and when they find like their girlfriend's panties, they'd be wearing them and twerking in them and sending it to me.
	I'm so serious.
	No way.
	Wow.
	So serious.
	I've seen the other side of the world.
	Go on.
	So you ended things four times, but then who would come back to who?
	He would come back to me.
	I would get a text message or a phone call out of nowhere and she'd be like, hey, like, I'm off this day.
	What are you up to?
	And we'll make a plan.
	Can I ask a question as well?
	Like that?
	Girls, do you leave your panties at the guy's house?
	No.
	If I want to go, isn't that so weird?
	Yeah.
	If I want to.
	If you have suspicion and you want him to get like caught or whatever, yeah, you can leave it.
	She slaughtered them.
	I feel like he wanted girls do that shit.
	You definitely don't know what to do.
	Oh, maybe.
	So it's like a strategic panty drop.
	So you drop them there like a trap.
	It could be different options.
	A panty trap.
	Isn't that obvious?
	Like, why he left him was in the audience.
	That was very obvious.
	He hadn't put it in there for you to see them.
	Maybe.
	Maybe.
	I don't know.
	And then I think this is the final question on this.
	You said that while seeing him, you would be dating other guys.
	Mm-hmm.
	Yeah.
	But you wouldn't sleep with the other guys.
	No.
	Okay.
	Would you tell those other guys that you had another guy in the picture?
	No.
	I definitely had a moment in my past where I would like hook up a lot with multiple people.
	But now I'm kind of just like dating life is so annoying.
	I kind of just want to be over it.
	If I could, I would marry myself.
	You should do it.
	You should do it.
	Wait, wait, okay.
	So you said there was a time in your past where you would be like kind of at the same, around the same time period, you'd be hooking up with different people.
	Okay.
	So you had a roster at one point.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	How big was the roster?
	It was long.
	I'm just going to say that.
	It was long.
	Yeah.
	10 plus.
	5.
	Is it normal to know your body count?
	Yeah.
	Oh, I don't know mine.
	You don't know yours?
	No.
	You lost track?
	Yeah, so.
	What do you?
	I mean, I wasn't asking the body count, but I mean, if we reconstruct.
	We're doing it now.
	I mean, now I'm curious.
	She's prone.
	I am a bit curious.
	Let's do it.
	You want to.
	I don't have the whole alphabet, but.
	Wait, you don't keep a thing in your notes on your phone, like Billy, Bartholomew.
	Do you do that?
	I had a girl once that did that too.
	You have a notebook of guys?
	Yeah.
	I had a girl once and we finished, and she rolled over and she pulls out this notebook.
	No, she starts writing notes.
	I'm like, what is this?
	And she's like, oh, you're number like seven.
	Like, what?
	What?
	And I saw how thick it was.
	I was like, oh, man, I've got to get checked.
	She's responsible as well.
	It was like a past is the past.
	Bro, it was like she'd uncovered the loss of a lot of people.
	Like a George R. Martin fucking.
	Dude, like, I was amazed at the details.
	800 page.
	She'd write like details of the stamina and length.
	I'm like, what?
	Can I read model synopsis?
	She had like a bio.
	I would need to shower for like five days.
	Dude, I had to do so.
	I dressed myself in bleach.
	That's really short.
	That's hardcore.
	Anyway, I'm in the book.
	You have a list?
	Yeah, I do.
	Is it on your phone?
	Yeah, I think it's a little bit more.
	Okay, we'll go through it.
	But you don't have a list, Captain.
	I do not have a list.
	Do you have an estimate if you want to guesstimate?
	No, I have no idea.
	Like 50 plus?
	100 plus?
	Definitely not over 100, though.
	Not over 100.
	Not 100, though.
	Probably over 50.
	Maybe.
	Maybe.
	Maybe around there.
	Around 50, 60, 70.
	It's a little high.
	All right.
	We'll say it's between 50 and 70 then.
	And hmm interesting.
	So I want to open.
	You know what here?
	I have like a million questions, but just like so I get everybody's answer to the relationship question, we'll just get through the relationship stuff and I'll save my inquisitions until we get everybody.
	What about you?
	What's the question?
	Oh yeah, so I know it's been a while.
	So relationship status, how long you've been single if you're single?
	My relationship status is single as of this moment.
	I just got out of a short-term relationship, but my longest relationship was about two years long.
	How long have you been single for?
	I've been single for about two weeks.
	Two weeks.
	Okay.
	Who broke up with who?
	I broke up with him.
	And then your two-year relationship?
	Who broke up with who?
	Me also.
	Okay.
	And then what about you?
	I'm single.
	I've been single for three years now.
	Three years?
	And longest relationship was two years.
	Two years.
	Was that the one that ended three years ago?
	Yes.
	Who broke up with who?
	It was like...
	Mutual?
	Yeah, exactly.
	You say you've been single for three years though, but what does that actually mean?
	No, you've been like situationships, I guess you call it.
	What's the longest situationship you've been in the past three years?
	Six months.
	Six months.
	Okay.
	You weren't, you didn't call each other boyfriend, girlfriend, though?
	No, not a little bit, but we were not, like, really.
	Were you exclusive?
	Yeah.
	You were monogamous?
	Yes.
	Six years?
	Six months.
	Excuse me.
	Not six years.
	Six months.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Wait, hold on.
	Before I lose it, I gotta come back to you.
	I just gotta light bulb.
	Wait, question.
	The on and off again situationship that you're in love with and that guy.
	Fuck boy.
	How long?
	Well, you guys, you were like aware of each other, like friends kind of before you started dating.
	Is that correct?
	Yeah, actually, he found me on Instagram and sort of started like messaging me, like DMing me, and then we hung out for the first time.
	We go to the same school, found out we have a lot of mutual friends, and yeah, went from there.
	This was in high school?
	Yeah.
	How old are you guys?
	15?
	So he's a year older than I am.
	Okay, so you were 15, he was 16 or something like that, probably, yeah.
	Okay.
	Damn, people sliding into DMs in high school now?
	What the fuck?
	Okay.
	No, I mean, like, I don't know.
	Shit, it's been a minute for me since I was in high school.
	There was also no Instagram.
	So, okay.
	So, wait.
	He still into your DMs.
	I'm just curious, did you guys like, was he your first?
	No.
	No, okay.
	Yeah.
	Did you guys like hook up pretty quick?
	No, actually, when I first met him, we hung out for maybe like 10 times before we, you know, hooked up.
	Sure.
	Yeah.
	Got it.
	Going back to you, or, well, did you, I think we finished up with you.
	So, relationship status?
	In a relationship, and the longest relationship would be five years, and that's the current relationship.
	Current relationship.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	How did you guys meet?
	I think just, I mean, we went to the same school, no.
	Okay.
	And then I was just trying to like hang out with friends and stuff like that.
	And he would text me quite often.
	And so I decided one day to like go hang out with him at the beach when he was with his friends.
	And that's how we met.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I am in a situationship type of thing.
	And it's my longest relationship.
	It's like a little bit over a year.
	Yeah.
	Sorry, did you say I'm relationship or situationship?
	My years played.
	Situations.
	Situationship.
	Okay.
	It's been one year?
	A little bit over a year.
	And is it your longest anything?
	Yeah.
	One year.
	Okay.
	Are you guys monogamous?
	Yeah.
	Shit, I hope so.
	I mean, have you had a conversation?
	Like.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I block everybody and delete everybody on his phone.
	So, I mean, I guess, yeah.
	Oh, you block, you have access to his phone.
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	But have you guys called each other boyfriend, girlfriend?
	Yeah.
	Wait, did you say that?
	It's like off and on.
	That's why I said situationship.
	Have you said I love each other?
	I love you to each other.
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	When you say it's off and on, how many times has it been, has there been a break?
	I don't know a lot.
	Ten plus?
	No, maybe like five.
	Five times, okay.
	Five.
	All right, and then who's breaking up with who?
	He's breaking up with me.
	Everything.
	He's breaking up with him.
	So it's split.
	Is it split?
	Maybe three times you, three times him?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What are the reasons typically why you break up with him?
	Just petty.
	I like to be petty.
	He likes to be petty.
	He's petty.
	Who's pettier?
	Who's Tom Petty?
	What does that mean?
	Petty is like.
	He's just like.
	Well, you explain it.
	You explain it.
	He just like does something that he knows is going to get all my nerves.
	Okay.
	So he's like, he's doing something out of spite.
	And I don't do stuff out of spite, but I just like to be petty.
	Yeah.
	You can be honest.
	I don't like to intentionally hurt people.
	Like, I just think I'm like, I'm a real sweet kind of person.
	Besides the petty.
	Besides the petty stuff.
	Besides that.
	Yeah.
	Besides that stuff.
	Wait, so okay.
	Hmm.
	And then he breaks up with you also because of the pettiness.
	Yeah.
	You guys are just breaking up.
	So you guys are just starting like arguments over nothing.
	It turns into a big fight.
	And then you guys are like breaking up, basically.
	We don't really break up.
	We just stop talking to each other.
	For like three days.
	Yeah.
	And then you guys get back together.
	Yeah.
	So it's the makeup sex.
	Honestly.
	It's never worth it.
	No, he's my man.
	That's my man.
	Okay.
	Well, it's just, I'm asking some of these questions because you said it was a situation.
	I guess I understand why, because it's kind of on again, off again.
	But you guys love each other.
	You call each other boyfriend, girlfriend.
	It's exclusive.
	I mean, I would say, like, I would say you're in a relationship, but.
	Yeah, that's my man.
	Like, if somebody, if a really attractive guy, really attractive guy who you would otherwise date, if he approached you, asked you out, would you say you're single?
	No.
	Would you give him your number?
	No.
	Would you pursue him?
	No.
	Okay, yeah, you're dating the guy.
	All right, what about you?
	I am single until married.
	So that possibly did mean I might be seeing multiple people.
	But if you ask me if I'm single.
	Wait, you're single until married?
	I'm single until married.
	So that means I could be dating, but I'm still single.
	Oh.
	So you're currently seeing guys.
	Yes, because like my work profession, like you can't possibly think I'm gonna be, you can't possibly think I'm gonna be on the internet and saying that I have a man.
	But you could possibly, I could possibly say that I'm on the internet and a man is providing for me.
	But so no, I'm single until married.
	So no, there's no man behind my name because I feel like.
	So you don't, you would not have a boyfriend?
	And I make it very clear when I meet men, usually they're much older, that we're not exclusive and that I possibly can't be taken away sooner or eventually until married.
	That's my like goal.
	So yeah, single until married, they know that.
	They know I have no loyalty but to myself.
	You have no loyalty?
	To myself.
	It's not a good case selling point for a relationship.
	Loyalty is easy.
	So that's why I make it clear, you know, what type of relationship we should be into.
	Yeah, I agree.
	You know what?
	I actually agree with this.
	Single until married.
	No providing until marriage.
	You don't get a you gotta pay for your food on the first date, second date, third date.
	If like I don't have to protect you until we're married, I agree.
	This is a great, this is wonderful.
	I like it.
	I'm just gonna run with this now.
	Boys, we're single, single till married.
	You don't get protect, you don't get providing, you don't get protection.
	If somebody breaks into the house, like I'll protect myself, but like you gotta take care of your own shit.
	So that's home invasion.
	I can't move into with you until we're married.
	So I always have my own place.
	And if you can't, if you cannot provide something in that place, you can't come there.
	I could maybe come to your place or we can meet outside.
	Yeah, but if we're in Barbados and we're at.
	Oh, I live in Barbados as well, too.
	There you go.
	Yeah.
	We're in Barbados.
	We're at the cafe.
	And a hoodlum steps.
	Steps up.
	They do it all the time.
	All the time.
	Yep.
	All the time.
	Yeah, they do it all the time.
	I'm just going to be like, nah, you can take care of this.
	And I'll just like walk away.
	Well, really.
	Because single till married.
	Yeah.
	Boom.
	You're fine with that?
	Well, you know, that would never happen because, like I said, I date much older guys and they're just very happy to even be in my presence.
	So that doesn't normally usually happen.
	Wait, you.
	Well, hold on.
	You date older guys for.
	How old are we talking here?
	I don't want to give away an age range, but older than me.
	And I dare say.
	22, right?
	Yeah, I'm 22.
	So like you date 40, 50, 60 year olds.
	Yeah, maybe.
	Okay.
	Maybe 80, 90, and 100 too.
	Can we still get it up at 100?
	Oh, that's my point.
	All right.
	What's the point?
	What?
	Updating 100-year-old?
	Dates older.
	I'm not doing enough.
	I see where you're going.
	So are you, I mean, are you just saying this?
	Like, because these are your sugar daddies, but like secretly you're dating like hot dudes your age, basically.
	No, I don't date any hot dudes because I think it's like an embarrassment of the guy that's giving me money and then for me to just sleep with a guy because it's hot.
	I don't, I think that's like more embarrassing on my part.
	Like, so no.
	So you don't think hot guys matter?
	Well, where I come from, people are struggling.
	Yeah.
	And I make the American dollar and everybody else does not.
	So that already is like, usually when young men want to be with me, it's because they want to leech off of me.
	Okay.
	And they want to go dig meat.
	She wants to sugar mama.
	So I like naturally everybody is like, you know, having a hard time theirself.
	So it just doesn't make sense when you're making the American dollar to date someone your age because you're most likely like the Caribbean is like a place where everybody uses everybody.
	So like, yeah.
	Yeah, so it's a weird cultural difference for sure.
	Very different.
	Yeah, that's that's a bit of a cultural difference.
	Wait, but you live in Santa Barbara currently, right?
	I've only been here for three weeks.
	Oh, three weeks?
	But I mean, were you in California before that?
	No.
	Wait, so just to be clear, you moved here.
	I came from St. Russia to New York.
	I met a guy and he brought me out here.
	And then I don't want him again, so I'm going back to wherever I want to go next.
	Interesting.
	Partly because the issue that you just discussed, like, you know, single intermarried.
	So if I keep up with a certain lifestyle, he brought me out of here.
	I feel like he tried to manipulate me, but I've done, I've talked to enough guys to know like what I was stepping into.
	And so he doesn't want to maintain my lifestyle, so someone else would do it.
	So I'll tell you a story.
	He just took me to San Francisco.
	It was like a week and a half ago.
	He said he has something to show me.
	He has something to show me.
	So he showed me a store with clothes and wigs and stuff.
	So I started to buy the.
	Are you wearing a wig?
	Yes, I am wearing a wig.
	Can you take it off?
	No, I can't.
	Okay, just checking.
	So yeah, he took me to a store and he let me try on all of these clothes.
	And then when it was time to pay, he was like, I was like, okay, so, you know, I gave him the dresses.
	This is the guy.
	He's from here, Santa Barbara.
	And he was like, oh, no, you pay.
	And I was like, oh, no, I'm not paying.
	Oh, no.
	I could just call somebody else.
	Okay.
	And then he was like, and I was like, he was like, you know how about this?
	I'll pay for half and you pay perhaps.
	I was like, or I can just call somebody and he'll pay for whole.
	Cold.
	Cold-blooded.
	Because I feel like, how can you bring me into a store?
	This is a big reason why things are not going to work out with me.
	Because that's very delusional.
	You're going to bring a materialistic woman.
	You met me with materials to a store, try on all of these clothes, tell me that, oh, this looks nice.
	Oh, wow, that really looks great.
	And then act shock at a cash register.
	And then to me, that's like very, very embarrassing.
	So I had to embarrass him back.
	So yeah.
	Interesting.
	Wow.
	That was a good story.
	That was.
	That was a good one.
	How old is he?
	You said older guy.
	Give us a range.
	50s, 40s.
	What floor?
	60s.
	So we're in the 60s.
	And wait, so you want to marry and have kids with like an older guy?
	I don't want to have kids.
	Ah, okay.
	You want to get married, though, right?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right.
	No kids though.
	All right.
	Dog kids, animal kids.
	And do you guys hear like on the panel?
	I've heard this like single until married thing before.
	Do you guys, is that your position, single until married?
	Anybody else?
	Yes.
	Yes, for the idea of it.
	I love that idea.
	You love the idea of it.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Well, we'll come back to that.
	What about you?
	I broke up with my ex-boyfriend around 10 months ago.
	It was a three-year relationship.
	And right now, I think I'm in a situationship.
	Oh, you're in a situationship.
	Okay.
	And sorry, how long was the relationship?
	Three years.
	Three years?
	And that was 10 months ago you broke up?
	Yeah.
	Who broke up with who?
	I did.
	You broke up with him?
	Was there cheating?
	No.
	No, okay.
	And now you've been in a situationship for how long?
	Like five months.
	Five months.
	Are you guys exclusive?
	Situationship.
	I don't know.
	You don't know?
	You haven't had a condo?
	No.
	Are you sleeping with other guys?
	I am not.
	Okay.
	Have you said I love you?
	No.
	Okay.
	Wait, and then wait, hold on.
	Going back to you.
	Did you say your longest relationship?
	No, I don't have a longest relationship.
	You've never had a relationship?
	No.
	What?
	Have you had sex?
	Well, actually, like, if you were counting, like, high school, but I was like a virgin in high school.
	So.
	Version 2.0?
	Version like 3.0.
	So no, I've never had a committed relationship.
	No.
	You're no longer a person.
	I've had committed people to me that committedly provide for me.
	I've had those.
	But you're no longer a virgin, correct?
	Maybe I am.
	That's a lot.
	That's a yeah, that's a lot.
	So proven.
	What?
	But innocent to prove it guilty.
	So you hang out with older men.
	They just pay for your things.
	Yeah.
	Well, usually they like message me on whatever social media platform to hang out with me.
	And I'll see.
	I decide just because you're like older doesn't mean I'm going to give you the time of day because there are like older men that pose as like sugar daddies and they're not.
	And what do they get in return?
	Nothing.
	Well, if you're choosing one that can't do nothing, then they get nothing.
	So once you're at a certain age range, you don't have to give nothing because they can't do nothing.
	But if they can, that's what they're saying.
	I don't choose them.
	I don't choose the ones who can.
	Is it pay to play?
	Is that how this works?
	What do you mean?
	Like pay to play.
	Like they pay you money and you can just do it.
	Well, no, that's not how it works.
	Okay.
	They have situations where you could pay to play, but just because someone reaches out to you on the internet doesn't necessarily mean they're like what sex.
	Some of them just want my company.
	They need a trial.
	So you're a sugar baby.
	Like they're sugar daddies, basically.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I guess.
	Okay, we'll talk about the sugar baby, sugar daddy stuff later.
	And then I think, Liam, what about you?
	Oh, yeah.
	So I've had three relationships.
	They're all fantastic.
	Two were five years, one was two years.
	They're really good.
	I just tell people my relationship status is I'm married to my work.
	So I work 16 hours a day.
	I really wouldn't want to put that onto a girl unless they're really, really special.
	So I'm aware that what I do is quite unique being an entrepreneur.
	So yeah, until I'm compatible, that's kind of my status.
	But having said that, I do believe in traditional relationships.
	And a lot of people see what I do and they think, oh, you wouldn't be supportive of that.
	But like, I always say to people, I have a lot more respect for a man that gets up and works every day to support a family than what I do.
	I just, it just happens to be my life at the moment.
	Wait, what's your body count again?
	I'm not quite sure what it is, to be honest.
	Didn't you say last Sunday show?
	Yeah, I think it came.
	Did you say it was like 300?
	Was it 300 plus?
	300?
	But I'm like, I'm 35.
	Wait, what?
	Well, I didn't like that.
	That was a good one.
	That was a good one.
	Thank you, Brian.
	We sledgehammed men off.
	Yeah, I appreciate that.
	No, really.
	I really came on here to feel like a prize haul.
	Thank you.
	And you're not giving me the eyes.
	No, I didn't say 300.
	Hey, I didn't say 300.
	I just said it got brought up and I said it could be somewhere.
	I just kind of stopped.
	And none of those 300 asked for money, I'm assuming.
	No, not really.
	No, like, no, I've just never had that issue.
	It's never come up for me before.
	Yeah, no, like, I've never had a problem with it.
	That's why I'm saying, like, you know, if I could choose a traditional relationship, it would be fantastic.
	I'm very supportive of it.
	I think they're healthy.
	I think you can be a masculine man and contribute to society and support a family.
	I think that's great.
	I just happen to be a workaholic.
	It is what it is.
	It's just what I'm addicted to.
	It's what I love.
	But I also get to help a lot of people.
	So it's cool.
	That's important.
	Yeah, you know what I mean?
	And all the girls I've been with have been fantastic.
	Like, I have nothing but amazing things to say about them.
	Oh, thank you for that.
	Good on your mates.
	Much winging.
	Ryan, layoff the brecket slash Macca's, I reckon.
	Lads, do you go down under on any shielders?
	Also, to the Aussie Bird, say no.
	No.
	That's his comment before.
	This guy's been in the chat before.
	He's a fan of yours, I guess.
	He's a fan of mine.
	I was picking on your waiting.
	One more time?
	One more time?
	No.
	Oh, there we go.
	That was pretty good.
	That was good.
	That was a good one.
	Got the question.
	The question was, here, we'll come back to that one.
	We'll come back to that one a little later.
	But yo, Vegemite, Bogan, sick.
	I can't say that last part.
	Thank you, thank you, appreciate it.
	Let's see.
	What else do we have?
	Oh, going around the table, have you ever had a roster?
	No.
	Oh, fuck.
	No.
	Never.
	Never.
	Well, we talked about that, so that was a yes for you.
	Define a roster?
	Yeah.
	Like dating multiple people at the same time.
	Does it include having sexual relations with them or just while being a little bit more?
	That's the advanced, that's the varsity roster.
	Varsity as if you're fucking.
	But like JV, Junior Varsity, that's just dating.
	Yes.
	To both?
	No.
	No.
	Wait, so.
	Not to the varsity one, just the regular roster, like where you see them in a friendly way.
	Where you see them in a friendly way, but it's like also potentially romantic, but you don't have you don't even kiss them.
	Wait, so what at the same time, what's the most amount of guys that you've been dating?
	A countless amount.
	Like 10?
	Something like that.
	20?
	Something that's hard to keep track of.
	We're like going to be like this huge.
	You confuse the names with each other.
	It's like that bad.
	But that was when I was like younger.
	Actually, younger.
	Like a year ago?
	No, like three years ago, but I didn't have sex with them at the same time.
	So I don't really know what to do.
	But would you be having sex with like one and then like dating others?
	No.
	No.
	Hmm.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Roster?
	Swedish, for sure?
	I mean, I had Tinder, so then you were talking to like a lot of guys on Tinder, but not like really dating.
	No, then it's well, like, I know they don't even date in Sweden because it's just like you guys fuck and never talk again.
	Is that really true?
	It's fucking super common.
	Like one I'd say, super common in Sweden.
	It's fucking like a Swedish handshake.
	How do you do?
	I'm good.
	Nice to meet you.
	We should do this again.
	So I think we're like on top of the world of the Klamathia.
	Really?
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	They're leading.
	Oh my God, for real.
	Yeah.
	Dear God.
	It's landmines out there.
	So wait.
	You want to go?
	No, I don't want to go to the bottom.
	Here prediction mate.
	Wait.
	So, okay.
	Have you ever been hooking up with two guys at kind of the same time?
	No.
	Dating.
	No.
	No.
	Okay.
	Actually, don't have quite a bit.
	Have you ever hooked up with two guys in a 24-hour period?
	I mean, date, yes.
	I've been on like a first date and then second.
	What about hookup 72-hour period?
	72.
	Oh.
	It is that two days?
	Three days.
	Three days.
	Yeah.
	Well, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What's the most in the 72-hour period?
	Like five dudes?
	Maybe two, I think.
	Two.
	What about you, Riley?
	What?
	What?
	72-hour period?
	Have you hooked up with two, three, four, five guys?
	No.
	Two guys?
	Not even two?
	No, not even two.
	Usually I just have serious relationships.
	Stop the cap.
	Are you meaning hook up at six?
	Huh?
	Oh, but no sick.
	No, I'm meaning first dates.
	Like, wait, wait, going back to you.
	Swedish handshake.
	Have you ever, like, have you been hooking up with multiple people at like kind of the same time?
	So, like, let's do a fortnight.
	Fortnite, two weeks, 14 days.
	I mean, I've like had a sexual experience with like two other people together before.
	Two dudes.
	Actually, no.
	With one guy and one girl.
	Okay, so threesome.
	It was a threesome.
	Yeah.
	Wait, just a show of hands.
	Who here has had a threesome?
	Raise them high.
	So you, you, you.
	You?
	And no?
	Okay.
	All right.
	More than a threesome, foursome?
	More than a foursome?
	Anybody?
	Anybody?
	What about more than one threesome in the same day?
	Oh, dude.
	That counts.
	Have you had that?
	Yeah.
	Have you had three threesomes in a three-hour game?
	Wait, three threesomes in three days.
	Yeah.
	No, one day.
	Oh, you had three threesomes in one day.
	You had a three-sided time and then my best friend, and it was the same time.
	It was like the same day, but a different time.
	Wait, so you had three threesomes?
	Yeah.
	You mean with the same three people three times in one day?
	I was going to say, where'd you find nine people?
	That's wild.
	That's what we thought you were talking about.
	No, no.
	Wait, no, but so, okay, it was you and your boyfriend.
	And my best friend.
	But then you would swap the third, right?
	No, it was the same guy.
	Oh, same dude.
	Double double threes.
	Same guy and same girl.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Huh.
	Okay.
	She misled.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I didn't mean to.
	And you had a threesome with three.
	Sorry, one in a day?
	Or no, it was two girls.
	It was one other girl and one guy that we had like just met.
	Okay.
	Just met.
	Did you meet him on a dating app?
	My friend did.
	Was this the situationship guy that you had the threesome with?
	No.
	The boyfriend?
	No.
	Another person?
	I planned out a girls' trip to Lake Tahoe just to get away from masculinity.
	I invited like five of my other girlfriends only for the entire week of us being there.
	My friend decides to go on her dating app and invites like six guys like every single night over, slept over.
	And yeah, I guess just like one night we got a little bit too conk and then just you know left everyone and kind of just went to a room and hit it off, you know?
	It was pretty fun.
	I've never like actually hooked up with a girl before, so that was interesting.
	Wait, were you there?
	Because you guys are friends.
	You weren't there.
	Wait, so you said one, it was like a group of five, six girls?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Wait, so the male was the stranger to you?
	Yeah.
	Okay, he was the random and you were friends with the female.
	Yeah.
	Okay, I see.
	But so one of the girls was bringing over different guys.
	Switch the split.
	Every single yeah, no, it was like really weird because it was just her finding all these guys and all of the guys that she invited over always had like a conflict and actually talked to me about it.
	Like, hey, like, I know I was invited by like my friends.
	Like, should I like try to, you know, hang out with her and stuff?
	Because obviously they met on this dating site.
	It was on Tinder?
	Yeah, it was on Tinder.
	So you guys, where did you go?
	Salt Lake?
	Or where did you go?
	We went to Lake Tahoe.
	So you guys went to Lake Tahoe, you rented a cabin.
	There's like five girls, six girls.
	One of the girls was on Tinder, and every single night she invited one guy over.
	No, multiple guys over.
	Multiple guys over.
	All of the guys that came over, she invited, or we just met like when we were out.
	Okay, and did she sleep with all of them?
	No, she slept with two.
	Just two of them.
	Yeah.
	In one night, or the whole trip?
	Just the whole trip.
	The whole trip.
	Two different occasions.
	And one of those guys is the guy that you also slept with.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Huh.
	Did the other guys she was inviting over sleep with the other girls in the group?
	No, but see, that's the thing because she was the one who invited all these guys over and they talked to me about this conflict of, hey, do I go after my friend or do I go after like these other girls that you know are also at the cabin because they also found them attractive, but they didn't want to be rude because they were invited by my friend.
	So, but you know, I was kind of just like, dude, like, don't worry.
	Wait, question.
	So, you said she would invite over like multiple guys, and these were mostly guys from Tinder, right?
	Yeah.
	Some of them you guys met at the resort or wherever it was you guys were.
	Yeah, just like at the beach or something.
	So, like, how, um, and how many days were you there for?
	Just a week.
	Seven days?
	Yeah.
	So, how many guys per day?
	Um, like five, six guys every day.
	She wouldn't, she would be able five to six guys every day.
	Yeah.
	And they would, like, go to the house at the same time?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Did she tell no?
	They probably are thinking, like, I'm going to smash, blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah, that's a lot of damage.
	There's like five other dudes there who also came from Tinder.
	A lot of dudes, too.
	That's a lot of dudes.
	It's a good volume.
	That's a good one.
	It's a coffee basketball title.
	Did the other girls smash any of the dudes or no?
	One of them did, yes.
	But got permission to in advance.
	I would permission.
	I would assume permission.
	From the girl who's like, what?
	Can I please have sex with one of the guys you're not going to have sex with?
	Well, you need permission.
	Yank.
	Okay.
	Okay, whatever.
	Damn.
	Okay.
	That's crazy.
	I don't think you're going to say that.
	Was your friend?
	I mean, I don't know if this even really matters.
	Was she like really good looking or mid?
	Mid.
	Even if she's mid.
	Even if she wasn't mid.
	She didn't have a middle.
	No, like fully high.
	Even a mid girl could pull this shit off.
	I don't know.
	Just like she has like the ass, the titties, like really big boobs, but not the boobs that like the anime titties.
	No, like not like that, but they're like perky, you know?
	Perky.
	Like a C cup.
	I don't know.
	No, I would say like sort of like D, like they're massive.
	They're massive.
	Yeah.
	Like I've taken a napkin.
	Can crushers.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	That's cool.
	It's just so that's really interesting to me because so you have this girl.
	She's in a in Lake Tahoe for a week, hops on Tinder, and she's able to get five to six guys every single day to come over.
	Yeah.
	And she's like, I mean, you say she's attractive.
	I believe you.
	But like she's a normal girl, right?
	She's not famous or has anything like that, right?
	She's just a normal chick, right?
	I mean, actually, she also is like an influencer.
	How many followers does she have?
	I think right now she's like 20 something K.
	Okay, I mean, whether she had the 20K or not, I think a girl who had even no social media following could pull this off on Tinder same circumstances.
	But like for a guy to be able to go to Lake Tahoe and then be there for seven days and then every single one of those seven days be able to invite over five, six, seven women who want to fuck him and would fuck him, that man doesn't exist.
	There is no, I mean, like, it has to be he mate.
	No, it doesn't exist.
	I was literally going to say that.
	It would have to be, I mean, he would have to have like massive level of status.
	So like musician, athlete, actor.
	But like a normal, like a normal, like, even if it's a good-looking dude, like a really, like a 10?
	My good friend Fabio would used to do that.
	He used to get status, though.
	He had huge status.
	He even still shows me he's like, Liam, look at this one.
	Look at this one.
	But even a dude who's a 10 could not like have seven girls come over the same day.
	Like, are there other girls friends or are they all different girls?
	Like, are they different girls?
	Are they all like for a group of friends?
	No, they were all just like individual separate.
	So she would swipe new one, swipe new one, like just get like a.
	Yeah.
	Jesus Christ.
	That's crazy.
	Fish in a barrel.
	That's wild.
	That's that's dating on easy mode, bro.
	That's dating pro.
	Most, I would say that's an average dude.
	I would say the average dude is lucky to get like two, three, four dates a month.
	That's why it's a good one.
	And the pussy ain't guaranteed, son.
	The pussy ain't guaranteed.
	That's why I tell dudes don't be fucking average.
	Do you know what I mean?
	Well, that's my best.
	Yeah, you gotta level up.
	100% you gotta level up.
	You gotta level up.
	Usually the guys that are leveled up that much don't really need to try anyway.
	That's crazy.
	That should be the goal.
	How do you level up as a man?
	How do you level up?
	How do you level up as a man?
	You lie about your job.
	No, you should be successful.
	You should have a good moral character.
	You should be charismatic.
	You should be someone that people want to be around.
	You should physically look good because if you look good, you take care of yourself.
	If you look like you care about yourself, women are going to be more attracted to you just based off that fact alone.
	And you should be the best version of yourself.
	When you're the best version of yourself, you genuinely attract the best type of people anyway.
	So I always tell people when they're like, I'm looking for a girlfriend.
	Like, what do I need to do?
	Just work on yourself, be the best version of you, and it will come.
	What do they say?
	Don't chase bees, just build a beautiful beehive.
	No, don't chase birds, build a beautiful bird's nest.
	You chase more honey spin fly.
	Well, no, but it's saying build something that people want to come to instead of trying to chase.
	Become the best version.
	That's what works.
	But I mean, you know, Chris Hemsworth is pretty high.
	So.
	Yeah, well, you got to be like super famous as a guy if you want to pull that up.
	Like, so basically, what it is, is like you take an average girl, or let's say, like, she's a bit above average in looks, versus like a guy who's a bit above average in looks.
	Like, you got an average girl have the equivalent sexual optionality and sexual pull as male A-list celebrities.
	So, like, male professional athlete, male, like, top-tier musician, male, top-tier actor.
	Do you reckon a girl that's a two could go on Tinder and get six guys to come around?
	Yes, and we've we had her on the show.
	Wait, really?
	Yeah, we've we've had, we had this woman on the show.
	This was like a year plus ago, and she's getting those numbers being a two.
	Yeah, she was, well, she was a sex addict.
	No, she was a sex addict, and like, because the thing is, like, people say, like, oh, girls can't do that.
	It's like, well, if you wanted to, you could.
	So, like, yeah, she was, look, I'm not saying this to insult her, right?
	But she was like overweight, she wasn't particularly attractive.
	And yeah, she was like, here's what I would do: I'd go on Tinder and I would like schedule guys to come like one hour after the other.
	No pun intended.
	Have them come over.
	Have them come over.
	The most overweight attractors are usually sex addicts, just saying.
	Most overweight women?
	She's validation or whatever.
	She's out there on Tinder, just bringing dude after dude, just getting glazed like a donut every day.
	But she told us.
	She was like, Yeah, and I was doing it.
	She said I was doing it every single day.
	I would have five, six guys come over every single day.
	We'd hook up.
	No way.
	They'd leave.
	Next guy, next guy, next guy.
	She was jagging today.
	Or roughly.
	Yeah, and she said she was doing it for weeks on end.
	Do the other dudes know that there were like five guys before them?
	No, probably not.
	You wouldn't want to be guy number six on that Monday, right?
	True, I wouldn't even want to be guy number leg.
	What would you think of a social experiment where you took a girl like that that's a two and she had like one leg and she was fat and you put her on Tinder just to see how many numbers you could stack?
	Do you reckon you could get those?
	Yeah, they've done it.
	They've done experiences.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Men, oh my god.
	Men.
	Well, first off, if she's like fit, but she's only got one leg, she can still get it.
	Yeah.
	I'll still.
	Yeah, I'm a nice guy.
	That has nothing to do, though.
	Bring out a skin.
	I don't discriminate.
	One leg.
	Well, you guys are like, is it a wet pussy and you will fuck, right?
	Well, it doesn't have to be one tunnel.
	That's what I'm trying to say.
	Any holes a goal is what they say.
	Yeah, exactly.
	But if she had a missing arm, I would still date.
	Like, I wouldn't not date a girl.
	I mean, she'd have to beet all my other important metrics beyond just sex, of course.
	What if she couldn't talk?
	She couldn't talk?
	That'll be his dream.
	He's just described his dream, woman.
	He's like, where is this woman?
	Where's she at?
	All the mute girls out there.
	Here's your chance.
	Like, bitch, I wish to God you could talk.
	Mute.
	One-armed, and that's one-armed, mute women.
	I reckon Elon Musk is working on one of those.
	Let's see what else is one-armed, mute, large labia women.
	Large labia women.
	I only date women with large labia.
	Elon can take care of that too.
	But I'm going to be honest with you guys, you know, in Sweden, mediocre guys get very hot girls.
	Really?
	Yeah, it is.
	So you should go.
	Yeah, tell me.
	You know why?
	Wait, you know why?
	Well, here too.
	We don't like the competition.
	We don't want to feel like we're competing.
	Like, I hate to say this, but like average or like mediocre men, a lot of them is insecure.
	And then so a lot of them like don't test you with all of these like whether who's the prize and all of that.
	Like they know they're not the prize.
	So look for that more.
	This is fascinating.
	So wait, average guys in Sweden are cleaning up.
	Yeah, the beautiful ladies.
	What do you mean?
	Like what's cleaning up?
	Like getting up.
	Cleaning up, getting lots of little girls in there.
	Yeah.
	And you know, when I work night at a reception at the hotel and then maybe there's a ugly guy comes with a nice girl and I'm like, sorry mate, it's not gonna happen.
	Wait, what's not gonna happen?
	If you only book for one person, he's not bringing a plus one.
	What kind of hotel is this?
	But I'm trying to kind of tell me so I can avoid it, please.
	I'm in Sweden.
	I'm bringing whoever the fuck I want to go in the hotel.
	Not to mine.
	Oh, not to your side.
	Wait, I mean, hold on.
	So you're saying in Sweden, a bunch of average Swedish guys, they're getting all the hot Swedish girls.
	Oh, but I mean, it's not.
	It's not always too, I guess.
	Yeah.
	I mean, we're quite, yeah, it's true.
	I mean, isn't it the case that, I mean, the general appraisal of Scandinavian people, so I'm factoring in like Norway too.
	They're typically like probably rate a little better looking than the general population of the world.
	Yeah, maybe.
	Okay.
	I also, well, I want to explore that because I mean, I do think that you say that, but I think women are really harsh judges of male physical attractiveness.
	So like, and then you'll say, but women will be like, oh, but all women are tens.
	And then you'll say 90% of men are not attractive.
	So of course your appraisal is going to be beautiful women are dating average looking dudes.
	If you say 90% of men are not attractive, all women are tens, all women are beautiful, then yeah, that's, of course, you're going to say that.
	But for a guy, you need just to be like easygoing, like, that's another way to approach a girl, not just physical.
	No, but it's really true.
	And then we really like the English-speaking ones.
	So go to Sweden and speak English and we would love to talk to you.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Because we love to brag a little bit about us knowing more languages.
	Even like Octavia Sobar, they donated $200 ladies.
	Oh my god.
	Would you date Brian?
	On one hand, he is tall, six foot one, blue eyes, rich, sometimes funny, sometimes.
	Successful, but he has a dead body probably autistic.
	Has a weird liking for big labies.
	And the small people.
	Well, hold on now.
	That last part, first off.
	It's not small.
	It's average.
	Get that right, first of all.
	What's average?
	What's American out?
	What's average?
	Yeah.
	What is it?
	Average.
	Bro, I'm not going to hold up my show.
	It's five, six.
	We put body count numbers out here.
	So we put numbers out here.
	All right, I will disclose my pen size.
	If you guys disclose if you have an any or an outie labia, that's the trick.
	No, no, you go first.
	No, you go first.
	No, we asked you first.
	No.
	Yeah.
	You guys gotta go first on this one.
	Any.
	You didn't see it on Twitter.
	Any.
	Audi.
	Any.
	Wait, hold on.
	I'm starting over here.
	Let's go.
	Let's go around the table.
	How did I answer?
	Any?
	Yeah.
	Audi.
	I'm not going to answer.
	Okay, can't say it's hard.
	Sorry.
	I like her.
	Audi.
	Based.
	Any.
	Any.
	I don't know, normal?
	They say only two options?
	They're both normal.
	They're both normal.
	I don't know if those doesn't go out or in.
	There's the one with the lips.
	No?
	Okay.
	And then there's the one that's in any.
	Then there's midis.
	It's like in between.
	I just have a pussy.
	That's what I have.
	In between.
	A midi.
	Okay.
	All right.
	So you didn't answer.
	Sorry.
	Thank you for the save.
	Appreciate it.
	Got your sweetened in the chat.
	I never knew they were asking.
	You still made all of us answer even after she said no.
	I'm such a dick for that.
	Okay, so you answered.
	Yeah, what's your penis size?
	Okay, well, she didn't answer.
	Hey, it is what it is.
	Anyway, so.
	Oh, we have to get to shut the fuck up!
	Period.
	Cost times donated $500.
	Oh, there's no money.
	Just wanted to throw some support to you.
	Thank you, man.
	Give one piece of advice you would give your 15-year-old self.
	Is it just me or does it look off-center?
	Oh, I think I know where that is, though.
	It's not.
	Okay.
	So, quick, if you can, one piece of advice you'd give your 15-year-old self.
	Maybe dating-related, if possible.
	Don't be a doormat.
	I've been walked over so much by men.
	So just, yeah, don't do that.
	Don't be a doormat, okay?
	I would say be nice to the guy that maybe you find super weird, even if he maybe asked you out or, you know, commented like something really nice to you because he may not be here for much longer.
	So you never know.
	Just be kind.
	Like he dies?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay.
	That deep.
	Sorry, honey.
	Sorry.
	Sorry about that.
	Listen to your mom's advice.
	Oh, that's a good one.
	Carol.
	You didn't listen to it, did you?
	Who did?
	Who did?
	I tried my best.
	I guess I don't really know.
	Maybe everything is going to be okay.
	Don't pressure yourself too much.
	Yep.
	They're not always telling the truth.
	That's a good one.
	Yeah.
	Nothing is ever that deep.
	Right.
	Go ahead.
	I'm going to tell my 15-year-old self.
	Um...
	In my head, I'm still my 15-year-old self.
	Yeah, well, you're like, what, 19?
	Fuck.
	In my head, I was like, that's a good idea.
	All right, moving on, moving on.
	That was a non-ancourt.
	Everything will pass, and you'll be fine.
	That's beautiful.
	That was so beautiful, guys.
	That was great.
	Okay, was it for the panel?
	It was for the panel.
	Oh, one piece of advice you'd give your 15-year-old self when it came to dating.
	You go ahead then, I'll do it.
	Okay.
	If it's a 15-year-old lane, yeah, dating dating advice.
	Dating advice.
	I'd say, hang in there, you little skinny rat.
	Things are going to get better.
	You're about to become a jacked-up multi-millionaire that sells the best gummy bears on earth.
	Hang in there.
	Hang in there, son.
	That's what I would say.
	I would probably tell myself life is not like American Pie, the movie, the film.
	There was no food incident.
	Wait, let me think about it.
	Probably, yeah.
	No, they're waiting.
	No, there was no food incident.
	Life is not like American Pie.
	Trying to think.
	That doesn't really make any sense, though.
	Don't be like too caught up on anyone lady friend.
	Why do you tell your 15-year-old?
	Tell your 15-year-old self that you've become successful.
	That's 16.
	You should brag to your young self.
	What's about dating?
	It's like something.
	Yeah, but you've elevated yourself to a point where you don't need to reach out.
	You're like, you're desirable to be.
	Oh, wait, no, no, I got a better one.
	Okay, passion.
	Well, I feel like I mean, at 15 probably the same as me.
	Don't date women with mental health issues.
	That's what I should have told my 15-year-old self.
	Okay.
	Finding that woman is that's that's most likely gonna be like a trans woman because women are on their period 28 days out of the year.
	So we're like naturally mentally ill, all of us.
	I'm nice on my period.
	Wait, sorry, what?
	Say that one more time.
	Women are on their period 28 days.
	We have the needle phase, we have a focal phase, we have the menstruation phase.
	There's only like four days a woman is actually sane in a month.
	That's a fact.
	We are like one of the things that we're doing.
	Oh, wait, hold on.
	We only go now.
	Only 70s.
	I want to hear what the women are.
	I love this.
	So, wait, just so I understand.
	You're saying because you're through all these phases.
	You're saying that women are crazy.
	Yes.
	Because of periods.
	Not just because of periods.
	The period lasts 28 days, which means we're like under the influence, our brain is being hijacked by hormones majority of the time.
	Only until you lose it, like I guess you become a grandma or you're like not a woman yet.
	Are you sane?
	If you have a girls, you girls, I mean, you guys can.
	I need to get up for bed.
	I kind of get what she's saying.
	I get what you're saying.
	The little phase, the ovulation phase.
	Yeah, the ovulation phase.
	Yeah, I get that.
	I think that you're probably your most motivated and happy when you're in the ovulation phase.
	But I don't know.
	I'm 27, so I'm a bit older.
	I can control myself.
	I feel like I'm pretty sane most of the time.
	I mean, I definitely can be, yeah, can't.
	So, have you ever felt like you met a guy and then you felt like not attracted to him, but you don't know why, and then you get attracted to him again, and then you become unattractive.
	That has to do with your period.
	I just think those are moves.
	I haven't really come from.
	It sounds a bit like the go version of bro science.
	Do you know what bro science is?
	Like, trust me, bro.
	Just trust me.
	Yeah, like literally, every week before my period, I cry.
	And then the week before, it says a similar symptoms.
	Look it up.
	Everybody should look it up because they don't teach about it in school.
	Because I think that the fact that if women actually knew that we don't really have our mind to ourselves only, but four days out of every single month, it kind of like mentally affects us already.
	Look it up, the lethal phase.
	We will influence it.
	I think now in our life to life, but I think also you get to a point.
	He's going to be, he's going to agree with us, right?
	No, I'm kidding.
	Yeah, you get to a point that you frontal, when your frontal load develops, you tend to calm down and yourself very well.
	Like you're 27, I'm 32, you're 19.
	Your symptoms may change.
	You get more comfortable with your hormones and you are a little more aware of what's happening and what's coming.
	And you know, you already know how it works a little bit longer.
	I don't know.
	I kind of agree with you on that.
	Yeah, maybe I'm old, but yeah, to me, I just feel like, yeah, my frontal lobe.
	Mine is heightened soul.
	When you get to 25, every woman's different as well.
	When you get 10 years, it might not be yours or yours or yours.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And when you get to 25, you have your frontal lobe developed, and usually you calm down a bit.
	Because yeah, when I was 18, 19, I was crazy.
	Okay.
	But then, yeah.
	But now I'm 27.
	I'm relaxed a bit more.
	The horniness.
	Like when I, like, I'm not 19.
	I'm 22.
	So when I was 19, when I first started to get a period or even during high school, I never had the horniness.
	Now it's like.
	Yeah, I guess I do.
	But that's not a mental disorder and crazy correct.
	It's still in my mind.
	Like, I never had this before.
	Like, I used to brag to guys how I don't like ever really feel horny and I don't really crave sex.
	But now it's like, my mind is like, overlay, overlay.
	Use the egg, use the egg, use the egg.
	And it's like, yeah, it even says, like, that's how the female body reacts.
	Like, you know, I did not know.
	Yeah.
	I didn't know there was like eggs.
	And so that's when it's like everyone.
	Then subconsciously, you start getting up and getting ready and going out because you're really looking like for a mate, like subconsciously.
	I get that, but then that's not a mental, like, that's not crazy to me.
	That's just going out.
	It's really, really.
	Being a bit more motivated.
	And yeah, I think that will change over time.
	I don't think you're going to be the same way forever.
	At one point, I used to like do the D to myself, like, when this starts to increase every single year as I get older, like it's getting more and more intense.
	Like, I'm almost feeling what men are feeling.
	It's getting more and more intense.
	To like, literally, I've been in some embarrassing situations where I literally had to go masturbate.
	And that's what it's getting to.
	Like, I have to.
	Good on you, girl.
	Like, you do that.
	Almost like, I have to pee or something.
	I don't know.
	I've had that before.
	I've never had that growing up, and it's so weird because it's happening so fast to me.
	Yeah, well, yeah, you might, yeah.
	There's lots of things that can contribute to that, but yeah.
	Good talk.
	Great talk.
	Oh, the two TTSs that came in, we didn't even do the two questions.
	Okay, so the question was: ladies, would you date Brian?
	Or we'll wait till LaVisa.
	Is she in the bathroom?
	Okay, all right.
	Here, while we're doing that, we'll do the other TTS.
	It was asking the lads if we go down under on any Sheila's.
	Yeah, I said the last episode, but listen, that's Robin.
	What's that mean?
	You go first.
	Yeah, no, no.
	Sheila, Sheila, woman.
	Any girl who's slang for woman in Australian.
	You ate a woman's vagina as Australian food.
	Obviously, he's been with 300.
	What do you mean?
	I never said 300.
	That's the allegation.
	You kind of did, though.
	You kind of did.
	No, I'd like to.
	That's fine.
	I mean, you put it out there.
	That's fine.
	I have an expressive face.
	I just have big facial motions.
	What do you reckon?
	Right.
	If you go down on a Sheila, wait, hold on.
	We have to do the other question first.
	So I'm just going to wait until La Visa's back here.
	Why don't we quickly do Twitch?
	Guys, go to twitch.tv/slash whatever.
	Drop us a follow and a prime subs.
	That's twitch.tv/slash whatever.
	Drop us a follow and a prime sub if you guys have one.
	Yeah, guys.
	Can you guys get us to 93,000 followers before the end of the stream?
	That's about 200, just less than 200 followers.
	Lil Baby Coleb, thank for the follow.
	Tormalts, thank for the prime, appreciate it.
	And also, if you have a Coleb, did I say that wrong?
	Body Snatcher, thank for the Prime.
	Guys, if you have a Prime sub through Amazon, you just link your Amazon account if you have Prime to Twitch.
	That way you're able to support the show for free.
	Well, you got, if you're already, I mean, if you're already paying for Prime.
	Drop us a little prime sub in the chat.
	Oh my god, Duck Men, he is on fire with the prime.
	Oh my god, they are on fire.
	You're oh my god, they are on fire.
	You're look at this.
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	No, the Prime, excuse me.
	All right.
	And then, guys, you got to join our Discord, discord.gg/slash whatever.
	We post all kinds of cool BTS on there.
	We post the post behind the scenes, we post hate mail, we post Alcalades, all that kind of cool stuff.
	Yep, posting all the cool behind the scenes.
	Some of the stuff that we can't post here on YouTube because it's like TOS or whatever.
	That guy was weird.
	Anyways, yeah, check it out, discord.gg slash whatever.
	And then once she's back, we'll ask the question.
	Also, guys, I think I'm going to just, I'm going to reduce the TTS to 100.
	So we're going to do 100 TTS from here on out.
	If you guys want to get a TTS in, it was 200, but now it is 100.
	I'll update everything.
	Okay, so going around the panel on the TTS that came through, would you date Brian?
	That was a question from Glocktavius.
	Go ahead.
	Yeah, I think you're good looking.
	You seem intelligent.
	I don't know you that well, but yeah.
	No red flags so far.
	All right, cool.
	Thank you.
	Sweet.
	Cool.
	W.
	That is a big dub.
	I agree.
	I don't see any red flags myself.
	But I don't know if I would date you just because I know that you're a super busy person.
	And I don't know.
	I would like to be able to hang out.
	Yeah, spend time together.
	No, I get it.
	It's like you need a guy who will flake on you to see slightly stupid and not see you for two weeks.
	I get it.
	I totally get it.
	I get it where you're coming from.
	I'm too busy.
	I would just, it would be four weeks for me.
	Okay, what about you?
	No.
	Okay.
	No.
	Why?
	Tell me why.
	Just tear me down.
	I don't want to.
	Is it because I'm white?
	You only date black guys?
	No.
	It's.
	No.
	Oh, wait.
	Sorry, Desmond.
	Sorry, sorry.
	He only dates black girls, so he's not interested.
	You don't get you, Desmond.
	I got you.
	Swedish handshake.
	Desmond, not even Swedish girls, Desmond?
	They're like, but they're like the, wait, hold on.
	Wait, would this get me canceled?
	They're like the of Europe.
	Wait.
	That sounds so bad.
	What is the blank?
	Like, they're the.
	Tyrod walking.
	Same culture.
	Similar culture.
	Yeah.
	I don't know what the fuck about that, bro.
	I was trying to make a joke.
	That's prohibitive of Brian getting a Swedish handshake, basically.
	She dates feminists.
	Oh, you date girls?
	No.
	No.
	Dudes that want to be girls.
	No, because Sweden's like super lamb, progressive, feminist.
	No.
	What's the question?
	Oh, what kind of guys do you date?
	Yeah, sorry.
	So I date, what can I say?
	Like guys that is very fun and easygoing.
	So you don't have a type?
	No, not really.
	It's so funny.
	It's just a feeling between you and that person.
	Yeah, I'm too serious.
	Yeah, you don't flake enough either.
	That's the problem.
	Yeah, good talk.
	In Sweden, you flake, you get the handshake.
	You flake, you get the shake.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	I see that you cannot stop thinking about going in a lot.
	You really are.
	What about you?
	I'd say no, just because I heard you don't like to go on hikes.
	Where did you hear that?
	On another podcast.
	Fake news.
	No, it's true.
	It's true.
	I'm a beach guy.
	I'm going to go to the beach.
	And hike.
	And surf.
	Beach hike surface.
	Oh, hike.
	Gotta have the best of both worlds.
	That's okay.
	All right, what about you?
	Is it because I'm white?
	No, you just like don't excite me.
	That's fair.
	Like, there's no, I don't find, like, you have a podcast.
	Yeah, no, I'm just like, I'm not trying to, like, hit.
	I'm just trying.
	I'm not, I haven't rizzed.
	You haven't seen the riz yet.
	You stuck up.
	You're stuck the brakes.
	You haven't seen me in action.
	All right.
	You're stuck with Alex so far.
	No, that's fair.
	That's fair.
	What about you?
	What I date you.
	Or married.
	Just date.
	Just date.
	No, she don't date.
	I'm not marriage material.
	I would fuck you.
	After the dates.
	Ever.
	Yes.
	After the dates.
	W boys.
	W. Jeff Bader donated $199.99.
	Question for the panel: You get married and have four children.
	But you have to choose if they are four boys or four girls.
	Wait, you get married and have four children, but you have to choose if they're four boys or four girls.
	I go to good answers.
	I got an answer for that.
	Let's finish up, though.
	Would you date me?
	No.
	Okay.
	Is it because I'm white?
	No, I'm into white guys.
	It's not personal.
	Okay.
	Yeah, that's okay.
	Yeah.
	I want to know why.
	Damn, bro.
	Why you got him?
	Not in a bad way.
	Just in a second.
	No, no, I'm.
	In a friendly way.
	Let me thank you.
	Let me give you some space.
	Como sedice.
	Como sedice, Italiano.
	No, I just, you know, I like very charming people.
	And I think you're only disuse for me.
	Yeah.
	The program you.
	No.
	Now he doesn't care.
	It's true.
	I'm a very serious individual.
	Like a totalitarian.
	Or like a dictator.
	But would you date Brian?
	But I mean, if I was a chick and I had giant can crusher today.
	Yeah, would you like to do that?
	Would I date Brianna?
	Brianna.
	No, would you date Brian?
	No, wait, just gave him a name so I can.
	Wait, Discord, Brianna.
	Make me a woman.
	Discord.
	This will be good.
	Make him a woman, and I'll say if I would smash.
	Transform me into.
	No, if you were a woman, would you date?
	If I was a woman, would I let him penetrate yourself?
	Yes.
	Just date him.
	Look like, oh, he's a bad person.
	I mean, I reckon if I was a woman, it would be the same as me.
	I'd be going to the movies with him.
	Yeah, I'd pretty much.
	I'd be a pretty easy go.
	I'll just say friends.
	Yeah, it's cool.
	Hang on, hang out afterwards.
	Discord, make me a woman.
	This is going to be good.
	Hang out afterwards.
	Okay, well, now we have to do the other one that came through.
	Okay.
	It's would we go down under on any Sheila's?
	Oh.
	So you go first and then I'll answer.
	Well, yeah, it's like that's an Australian handshake.
	That's how we rate each other.
	That's how you guys greet each other.
	Maybe I'm hanging out in different circles to you guys.
	Your handshakes is dangerous or not.
	I'm glad we didn't say another question.
	Yeah, I would.
	Yeah, of course.
	So I don't do that.
	Are you Jamaican?
	You're like a part of the Caribbean community now.
	No, but I still am.
	How do you know?
	I'm an honorary Jamaican enthusiasm.
	How do you reconcile that with the labia enthusiasm?
	There you go.
	Well, I have a great enthusiasm for the Audis, for the large labias, but it doesn't mean I want them greeting.
	I want to.
	Okay, so you appreciate them from afar.
	No, from close, but not that close.
	Not with your mouth.
	Not with the.
	Okay, so you enjoy it with your eyes, not your mouth, basically.
	So what's the question?
	If you wouldn't eat a girl's body, basically, don't go down.
	You would not kiss the lips.
	I would not.
	Typically, I have to teach you here a bit about female anatomy.
	The clitoris is the primary.
	But no.
	So you don't expect it back.
	Have you ever done that?
	I'll answer the question.
	You still want a date, dude?
	She's picking up on this now.
	She's like, in theory.
	What, dude?
	In theory.
	That's a good question.
	Sorry.
	Yeah, I did.
	It was a long time ago.
	Were you good at it?
	Like long.
	It was the best.
	Okay, I was like, wonderful.
	But I only did it a handful of times.
	Okay.
	A handful of times.
	Probably less than 10.
	I want to say less than 10.
	And the last time I did it was two years.
	Weeks ago.
	2007.
	Really?
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah, the Bush administration.
	I don't know what that is.
	But did you do it?
	Before the recession.
	Did you do it either way that you didn't really want to?
	Did you do it for me?
	You know what?
	That's why he doesn't do it.
	You know what, though?
	It's a couple things.
	I got neck here.
	I got an ice pack here.
	I got neck problems.
	But they can sit on you.
	Nah, that's, uh-uh.
	But so, neck problems?
	Neck problems.
	You know what?
	I'm not fucking you anymore.
	Me?
	That's annoying.
	No, what do you mean?
	Oh, them sitting in the middle.
	I'm fucking him now.
	I'm fucking him too.
	Oh, my God.
	Venability Canfagonite donated $100.
	Ladies, PLS, just tell Brixon to ditch the flannel so he can find born flannel.
	I want my trip.
	I'm a fan of Veggie Mike Sandwich and vomited.
	My respects to blokes who can swallow one.
	Eat one to impress the ladies.
	Oh, we should have had some Vegema.
	Yeah, we should have had.
	Next time, next time.
	Yo, Doc Venabli.
	Thank you, man.
	Appreciate it.
	Appreciate it.
	Okay, so neck pain.
	One.
	That's one.
	Two, you know, I could potentially be convinced if this is a long-term partner and I know that she has a low body count and that, you know, there's no cheating or infidelity, even then it's still a no, though.
	But in the modern, modern dating landscape, when you first meet a girl, certainly you can't do that shit.
	But do you expect a girl?
	She's got to be your girlfriend.
	And I still, even if she's my girlfriend.
	Well, I'll get to that.
	I'll get to that.
	Of course you don't.
	Even if she's, even if she's, you know.
	Yeah, you just like first date.
	Well, I was going to say, like, even if she's fucking loyal and, you know, she's got a low body count, still don't do it.
	But, because I'll get to that in a sec.
	But it's kind of like, how do I explain this?
	Oh, my God.
	Sorry, one sec.
	Brain fog.
	So the way the current dating landscape is, you got to assume going in when you're meeting a girl that she's sleeping with at least one other guy.
	Don't hate the player.
	That's the name of the game.
	She's sleeping with at least one other dude.
	Can't go down on a girl if another guy's blasting inside her.
	Sorry.
	Won't do it.
	Won't do it.
	A girl is going to be like seeing two guys at the same time and sleeping with two guys at the same time.
	Well, I got to assume.
	I got to assume.
	Because that's what he would do.
	That's what he does.
	That's what you want.
	Don't suck dick.
	That's fine.
	I asked people some brian.
	It's different, though.
	Wait, hold on.
	I got to address that.
	It's actually different, though.
	No, it's not.
	It's totally different.
	No, no, no, because oral sex is not one-to-one.
	Because like the equivalent would be like if we were like sucking on your nipple or some shit.
	What?
	Yeah, that's the equivalent.
	No, these are sucking.
	Dick is choking in my throat.
	That's like sucking dicks like that.
	It's very different because the women's choke vagina cleans itself and the man's part does not clean itself.
	Wait, bro, you are.
	Oh, you're my god.
	That doesn't even make sense.
	Exactly.
	Hold on.
	That does not even make sense.
	The women's.
	Bro, that doesn't even make sense.
	And the masculine part does not clean itself.
	It cleans itself even without the period.
	And showering on top of it.
	And you ever heard of that?
	Have you?
	What do you find?
	We do shower on top of it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but you're not, as a woman, like, you're not supposed to, like, you can't clean out your pussy.
	The inside is called a douche.
	Yeah, but it's not recommended.
	I wasn't born yesterday.
	Women aren't supposed to clean themselves in that.
	Well, you don't like to see it.
	It's bad.
	But then you don't have to use them, though.
	You don't need them.
	The inside cleans itself.
	You're not supposed to douche as a chick.
	But you're not licking the inside.
	Stop, One person at a time.
	You're not licking the inside.
	Exactly.
	Yeah, I mean, the clit's there, but like three centimeters below it is where you pee, and then a little below that, the urethra, is where you bleed out of and discharge out of and have other guys fuck you.
	But okay, but if you posit semen.
	If you know that a girl is a virgin.
	You know the girl is.
	She's a virgin.
	How many Swedish women are virgins?
	But you know that she's a virgin.
	You would flower.
	You would be a very bad vagina.
	Sweden is going to come for you for that.
	We got one here and that's where it pisses and that's where it bleeds and you can have it if you want it.
	But I personally wouldn't be going to it.
	Not this model.
	That's so cool.
	Oh, we got that.
	Just a sec.
	Just a sec, Metro Matt.
	Yo, Metro Matt, thank you.
	I want to see what I'm working with.
	But it's not the same.
	But what do you find sexy or attractive by a woman?
	Huh?
	What do you find like attractive?
	You try to see a woman.
	Yeah, but you don't like the vagina?
	No, I love the vagina.
	I'm a fan of the vagina.
	What about it?
	I'm a supporter.
	I'm a supporter.
	Hold on.
	You guys, don't get me twisted.
	Don't twist shit up.
	I'm a big fan of the vagina.
	Huge fan.
	Big.
	Big nuts.
	You're a fan of what it takes.
	What does that even mean?
	I'm a fan of what it does.
	It makes all of you come for you.
	You know what it means.
	I mean, I'm also...
	Are you single, Brian?
	Mmm.
	I cannot describe this.
	And then you get angry when the females...
	Wait, what?
	How does that?
	Why?
	What?
	Hold on.
	I'm getting attacked from all sides.
	First off, what's wrong with a guy who doesn't want to go down on a girl?
	First off, why would that make me single?
	But then, like, what does that have to do with anger at women?
	We're not implying anything.
	Because I won't eat pussy or man or not.
	No, I didn't say that you were angry.
	She's trying to ascertain like what it would take.
	And correct me if I'm wrong.
	She's trying to ascertain what it would take for you to do the deed on a woman.
	Like, what would she have to possess in terms of attributes, physical, or whatever it may be?
	A billion dollars.
	Oh, who's your dream woman?
	Who's your dream woman?
	Sometimes that's all we need.
	Who's your dream woman?
	Dream woman.
	Institutions.
	You know you're a dream woman.
	Dream woman.
	A mute.
	Megan Fox.
	No, definitely.
	That part.
	Who's your dream woman?
	Honestly, there's not.
	I don't.
	I can't think of like a celebrity that like comes to mind that's like dream woman.
	So like would you let Megan Fox sit on your face?
	Like old Megan Fox like right now?
	No, at her prime.
	Okay, like what, 20-year-old Megan Fox?
	Yeah.
	I think she came out like 1918.
	No, I wouldn't let her sit on my face.
	He had to think about it.
	He's longer than that.
	It's way too submissive.
	You like dominant women?
	I don't like dominant women.
	Would you put it like a girl?
	I like hyper-submissive women.
	What is that?
	Like a dominant woman?
	Like, okay, so there's two components.
	Sexually and like more normal personality-wise, hyper-submissive in both categories.
	What happens if she just doesn't like getting her pussy eaten?
	Because sometimes I don't know.
	A lot of women.
	A lot of women don't like that.
	Would you date a girl that wouldn't suck yourself?
	Wait, hold on, hold on.
	Hold on.
	What's your question?
	Would you date a girl that wouldn't suck your penis?
	It wouldn't be a deal breaker.
	You said it.
	May I say pee pee?
	It wouldn't be a deal breaker, no?
	It wouldn't.
	It wouldn't be a deal breaker, no?
	You dealt with women?
	It would be better if she did, though.
	Of course.
	What was your question?
	You dealt with women who didn't suck penis.
	Sure, yeah.
	Did it last?
	And you got to dig suck somewhere else.
	That's what it is.
	He got to dig some suck somewhere else.
	No evidence.
	Yeah, like, because I said the same thing, like, no evidence for that.
	If a man doesn't pay, somebody else will.
	So, like, same thing with him.
	He got stuck from someone.
	What was your question?
	You had a question.
	What was it?
	That I asked?
	I think so, yeah.
	Yeah, if you would date a girl that wouldn't suck you off.
	Yeah.
	Sure.
	Sure.
	There's things that are more important than sex in a relationship.
	That's true.
	Like.
	Anal sex?
	That's why I stick to anal sex.
	Honestly, though, I mean, on that topic, it's okay.
	I prefer regular sex, though.
	I mean, it's like as a novelty.
	So no anal for you.
	Like once a season.
	Like, so one time in winter, one time in spring, one time in summer, one time in autumn.
	Your choice or dude?
	Maybe twice in the winter time?
	Because it's cold.
	Your choice?
	What?
	Your preference or the girl's preference?
	Like, not to have.
	He likes it, but not that much.
	I mean, regular sex.
	Which is fine.
	If she wants it, we can do it.
	But I would prefer, like, I prefer.
	I'll do it as a novelty.
	I prefer regular sex, though.
	Novelty.
	That's what it is.
	It's a novelty.
	You can't be fucking.
	I mean, you could be fucking everything.
	Even if the pussy is loose, you still prefer regular sex.
	That's so rare.
	I don't believe in loose sex.
	That's rare.
	Yeah.
	That's rare.
	Shout out to Santa Barbara woman.
	What's going on in St. Lucia?
	What the fuck?
	That's why they call it St. Lucie's.
	St. Louis.
	Welcome to St. Luce.
	Jesus.
	Saint.
	That's a good one.
	They're loose.
	St. Lucie.
	So in Creole, the word, how you say St. Michelle, you say St. Lucie.
	St. Lucie.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, they're Lucy-goosey in St. Lucia.
	That's crazy.
	That's how they choose the mayor if it's the loosest.
	Are you trying to tell us something?
	You got a loose pussy?
	No, not me.
	Oh, okay.
	A friend of mine.
	I wouldn't be in business so long if that wasn't true.
	What if the pussy is loose?
	You still going to prefer the pussy over the ass?
	If the pussy is loose?
	What is that?
	Shout out to Santa Barbara woman.
	They don't have a loose pussy, apparently.
	Wait, how tall are you?
	How tall am I?
	Yeah, how tall you are?
	I'm 5'2.
	Oh, okay.
	But like, I was at one of those.
	She's like, loose pussy.
	The 5'2 Asian woman?
	What is loose pussy?
	What is this concept that you have brought to the table?
	So it's Supposedly, like scientifically proven, a woman after giving birth, you know, it will go back to its original shape.
	But that's like these sayings, like about how and taboos about how tight you should be and how it's more enjoyable or whatever.
	That's why you do heels, right?
	Yes, but honestly, you don't really lose it, lose it.
	Like, it's maybe after kids or something, and you can always, but it goes back.
	I've heard men say they lost it, lost it, like, so a woman has lost it.
	Well, they lost it too.
	But I mean, you had sex with 300 females.
	But you can always.
	Yeah, so you know.
	Yeah, I mean, you've actually loose pushes.
	Yeah, you know, you know, it's true.
	I think I've no, for real.
	Wait, what is the loose pussy percentage?
	Well, no, honestly, no, like one.
	I think it's really low.
	No, I've only encountered one more time.
	So that means your dick have to be small.
	Because the ones that say does loose pussy have the bigger dicks.
	Hang on.
	But it would say what?
	No, no, smaller dicks.
	Yeah, the smaller dicks.
	They have the smaller.
	So that means your dick is big.
	Because if you say that no pussy is loose, that means that because you're stretching no to that.
	You're stretching all of the pussies.
	That is what it is.
	That is true.
	So of your 300.
	It is true.
	So of your 300, only one.
	Only one loose?
	Yeah, so out of however many it's been, like, no, there was only one.
	And surprisingly, she was like short, cute, like, looked like a little Disney princess.
	And then I was like, this is interesting.
	And it was, yeah, I was just, I didn't know what to say afterwards.
	So it's kind of shocked.
	Shocking.
	But I've only encountered one.
	Did you ghost her?
	No, I was really nice to her.
	Like, I was kind.
	I didn't see her.
	Did you meet her a second time?
	No.
	He's a leveled up man, of course.
	took my big dick elsewhere I would disclose how many loose peas I've ran into but I feel like one I feel like if I did disclose how many I've ran into you guys would they would extrapolate they do the fucking math So let me get stitched up.
	I was like, I said it's a really low percentage.
	So then they're going to be able to.
	It is very low.
	I've only encountered one.
	They're going to know what my body count was shown.
	When you encountered your loose one, what was it like?
	Like, we shocked?
	Because I was shocked, personally.
	Shocked?
	Yeah, well, shocked.
	I didn't know what to do.
	I was like, oh, yeah.
	That's the wrong way to use it.
	I mean, did you come?
	No, I think I pretended to come so I could bail.
	Oh, man.
	You pretended to come.
	Oh, that's so good.
	Got a good spot on her.
	I know about pretending to come.
	What would you do What she said Would you rather go I'm not going to Flip the poor girl over And take the other route You know like Why not?
	She's got this one over there.
	She flips.
	Like, that just seems a little bit unwarranted.
	Do you know what I mean?
	It's like if I go into someone's house and I don't like the furniture, I flip over their table and be like, I'm going to start treading on your table now.
	Like, I don't know if it's really my prerogative to flip and switch.
	So, yeah, no, I didn't flip her over and switch holes.
	As a guy, how do you fake finishing?
	Because isn't the girl trying to get it?
	Oh, gosh, I was like, oh, yeah.
	and she's like I don't imagine they're trying to find a woman notice because what you do is you well this is what I would do is In theory, if I was a man that would do this, you go, oh, I'm going to quickly pull out so I don't finish inside.
	Like, oh, wow, I can't find the mess.
	Like, oh, maybe it's just disappeared.
	What's that?
	Can you say you had the snoop?
	Doesn't that mean that nothing comes out?
	No, I think something still comes out when you have that operation.
	Yeah, but I just like, oh, yeah, I pulled out for safety.
	Hooray.
	And then, and then she's like, oh, it's not.
	Yeah, this is a graphic story.
	But just a duck.
	So, yeah, pretty much.
	But I was very respectful.
	Yeah.
	So I didn't tell her about it.
	I didn't flip her over.
	You pulled out for I pulled out I'm like, oh, I just finished.
	That's true.
	So you don't use fiction.
	Well, I wasn't with that girl because the sweetest girl.
	Calm down from coming.
	I was going to say coming from what we call Chlamydia Kingdom over here.
	I'll just have.
	I've got some history with some Swedish women, let me tell you.
	I've got some history with some koalas.
	We've got some stuff too.
	Swedish girls.
	Yeah, koalas have chlamydia where we're from.
	Yeah, what's your history?
	There's koalas that have strip clubs that is working the polls.
	Yeah, it's crazy.
	Oh, the other reason I don't go down on women because of koalas.
	Is apparently, apparently, there's a really big HPV risk.
	So you can get throat and head cancer if you eat pussy.
	You can get cancer.
	What can you get from Jigan?
	I know that it's fascinating.
	I already know that that's not a factual view.
	No, it's not shit.
	It's a different kind.
	There are two different kinds.
	Herpes, the women.
	HTVs and herpes.
	I say HPVs.
	HPV and herpes are two different things.
	One is cancer, and one is something you get on your face.
	Wait, you have HPV.
	Or you're HPV.
	You can be born with HPV.
	Yeah, you can be born with it.
	Yeah, there's different strains of the body.
	It has a vaccine.
	Who has a vaccine, ladies?
	But you get it when you go into it.
	Yeah, you have a vaccine.
	So you don't get it.
	It is true as Brian is saying.
	I just met a guy that actually has cancer from it.
	Wait, from what?
	No.
	It's very rare.
	It's very rare, if it is possible, but I don't think it is possible.
	From HPV, I don't think HPV is from HPV.
	Michael Douglas.
	Oh, HPV.
	Michael Douglas, famous actor.
	I don't know.
	He got throat cancer because he ate too much pussy.
	Probably because he can't get it from a human person.
	Guys, guys, stop for a sec.
	Only one person speaking at a time, please.
	I know we can kind of make it sense of it when multiple people are talking, but there's like five people talking right now.
	Go ahead.
	I only know about that because I have a doctor in my family who studied traditional medicine.
	Oh my god.
	Oh my.
	Hold on.
	Traditional medias traditional medicine?
	No.
	What kind of doctor?
	Is he a medical doctor?
	She's a medical doctor, PhD.
	That's literally not a medical.
	Does this Dr. Black?
	Oh my gosh, PhD is literally not a psychological medicine.
	No, that was her study.
	She's a medical doctor and a PhD because she was in honors class.
	Hold on.
	Brixon is absolutely right.
	I'm chiming in for Jane Butler.
	HPV is a carcinogen and can affect throat and tongue too.
	It's true.
	Okay, thank you, Doc.
	But yeah, it's 100% the case that men are at greater risk of getting throat and head cancer if they eat pussy.
	Wait, men are at a greater risk?
	Yes, men are at greater risk.
	And she's a private person.
	She was prayed by men in her studies.
	Yes, she was the highest.
	She was a PhD in her studies, as in she was the highest level of her class.
	That's what I mean when I say PhD.
	What?
	You said, I asked if it was.
	She's a medical doctor.
	But a PhD in school.
	So she went to medical school.
	Yes, medicine.
	Okay.
	She went to medical school, yes.
	And she studies, she can study in two different countries, actually.
	Wow.
	Here you are.
	Period.
	And what did she say again?
	She said that you can get...
	She said that it's not possible, pretty much.
	To get cancer from going down.
	To get cancer.
	HPV and cancer are two different things, and the one he's referring to is cancer.
	And you can't get herpes.
	Yes.
	Normally, normally when they have outbreaks.
	I'm about to destroy whatever you're going to say.
	Normally, when they have outbreaks, is the only time it can be transmitted, first of all.
	And second of all, when they go down on the girl and she doesn't have any outbreaks, then he can't get anything.
	That's okay.
	So I'll engage with you on this.
	Okay.
	So you're talking about two things, right?
	Herpes, herpes simplex virus, HSV1, HSV2.
	There's one on the genitalia, one on the mouth.
	I'm not talking about herpes.
	So let's just put that aside.
	I don't know if there's any cancer ramifications when it comes to herpes.
	I don't know.
	Maybe there is.
	Maybe there isn't.
	I'm speaking about HPV, human papillomavirus, which there aren't outbreaks.
	You just have it.
	Yeah, it's a virus.
	My understanding is it's, I don't know if it's, there's periods where it's more or less transmittable, but I'm pretty sure it's just there.
	And I don't know.
	And it does cause cancer in the throat, in the neck.
	That's why there's a vaccine that women take so they don't get cervical cancer.
	Yeah, because of what?
	Cervical cancer, yeah.
	Because of what?
	HPV.
	What do you mean?
	What are you even trying to argue?
	I'm saying that they're two different things.
	They can't be transmitted from eating too much pussy.
	Because what?
	That's what I'm trying to say.
	So just to be clear, if a woman has HPV on her pussy, your position is...
	HPV on the pussy does not exist.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I think it does.
	This is the dumbest issue.
	It's cancer.
	It's not HPV.
	You can have it.
	HPV does not exist on the pussy.
	It's either cancer or herpes, and it's not HPV.
	It can't be available.
	Why is not possible for women?
	If that's the case, why do women get vaccines to prevent from cervical cancer?
	It's two different things.
	Wait, hold on, no, hold on.
	Let me have the back and forth.
	What is two different things?
	Cervical cancer is herpes, aka, not HPV.
	It's caused by HPV.
	Hilarious.
	And HPV has over 200 different types of viruses, which is a value.
	Yes, it does.
	It has many different kinds, but you can't transmit it to your mouth from someone eating it.
	I don't know that he's a bad person.
	I don't know.
	It sounds like you're trying to cope for having HPV, but I've known someone that has had high HP, and many people aren't.
	You get a less pysegia to get it cut out because it can cause cancer.
	It's abnormal cells.
	So you can get it.
	It's very rare if it is possible.
	And there aren't any cases that anyone has ever heard of.
	Wait, I'm sorry, there aren't any cases of what?
	Of people eating pussy and getting cancer on their face because of it.
	It's not HPV is something you get in different areas.
	It's not something that goes on, you know.
	I had HPV on my face.
	HPV is normally on the lips or shoulders or, you know, it can't be on the vagina, but human papillomavirus.
	Literally fake news.
	Literally fake news.
	I've known someone who's talking about because it was, it's a risk.
	Have you had gardasil?
	Have you had the gardasil vaccine?
	What is that?
	It's a vaccine to prevent cancer, typically in women, cervical cancer, because they get HPV down there from sex.
	I think I have had it.
	But I know I don't have it.
	You've had the vaccine.
	Oh my God.
	You've had the virus.
	I just don't know what it's called.
	You've had the vaccine.
	I've had a vaccine that wasn't.
	HPV on your pussy, but you're claiming.
	But you're claiming that.
	No, I'm saying that you can't get HPV on your mouth from eating pussy.
	That's all I'm trying to say.
	Because many people are very uneducated on that.
	Literally can.
	So you know, you can.
	It's very rare.
	I don't want to smoke or do anything else that causes cancer.
	What do you mean it's rare?
	One in 100.
	So you're saying I don't know.
	I don't know what the, I don't know, but I don't know what the measurement is, actually.
	I know that it's very rare, as in it's very rare.
	Like, no cases have shown up.
	Like, almost no cases.
	Like, that's, it's not possible.
	It's not possible.
	That's what I heard.
	That's what.
	That's what my doctor told me.
	Who told you?
	My doctor, the doctor and my family.
	You're traditional.
	Traditional.
	What is that?
	Let's, I want to investigate that.
	What does traditional doctor mean?
	Traditional medicine is eastern medicine.
	Oh, like Chinese herbs no, like Russian UH, Medical School, and it actually is accepted in America as well.
	What?
	What's the name of it?
	What's the name of what?
	What is it?
	So I can Wikipedia what traditional medicine?
	It's called Eastern World medicine Eastern okay Eastern, Eastern World, can you guys?
	Or you can call it traditional medicine.
	That's another name.
	So Chinese medicine, not necessarily world.
	By the way, there's many different countries that fall under that category, so it could be Chinese medicine.
	What?
	What is it called eastern?
	It's called Eastern world medicine.
	Okay um, what makes it Russian?
	Well, my mom and many of I literally can't even find I see TCN.
	My mom's side of the family is, I see traditional Chinese medicine.
	If I search up that, I can't find anything for traditional world medicine.
	I didn't say that.
	Am I getting gaslit here?
	Did she not literally say?
	She said traditional Eastern, Eastern World medicine.
	Then I said traditional medicine, I didn't say traditional world medicine.
	Wow, that's interesting.
	I can't even find a Wikipedia article on it.
	But somehow there's schools that teach it.
	It's literally medical schools in Russia.
	I am no concerned about going down on a girl because she might be getting creamed from other dudes.
	Yep.
	Don't forget about all these chicks eating guys' poles.
	Ew.
	I'd give it safe to even make out.
	Wait, so chat, chat, viewers.
	Don't, don't, you can't go down, otherwise you're going to get HPV throat cancer.
	But then also, you can't let a girl, like, eat your ass.
	Who would eat ass?
	I don't know what he's saying.
	I wouldn't eat ass.
	But there's a reason called, I guess, not trusting the CDC on some things.
	But it's literally on the CDC website.
	They have an entire page of cancers that hp causes, including throat.
	Yes, that's what I said, throat and head cancer.
	I don't disagree with that.
	What you literally do.
	No, i'm saying that you can't get it from eating pussy.
	That's what i'm saying.
	But that's you disagreeing with that?
	Oh, my god, throat.
	And what evidence do you have from vaginal?
	Okay vaginal, uh.
	So so you, you can't get, you can't transmit.
	No, you can't transmit it from from the pussy.
	No, but you can transmit it in other ways, but not from eating it.
	I think that's.
	It's sexual, like another it's throat.
	Can you get?
	Can you get, Hiv from oral sex?
	No yes no, that's I don't know.
	Can you get hiv from oral sex?
	I don't think so.
	No, it has to go inside.
	Oh, you mean like kissing or no oral sex?
	No, you can't.
	It has to be you, the.
	The semen has to go inside your mind.
	The semen has to go inside it's, it's.
	You have to touch it with some sort of liquid from the body.
	The semen has to go inside the saliva.
	So you can't.
	No, not saliva.
	No okay, gonna get in the naniers.
	I'm talking to this girl, holy fuck, what the fuck?
	Okay um, I feel like I just gotta move on, because it's like yeah, move on.
	Oh, my god, you're just well.
	At least now they'll just move on.
	Sex ed, on whatever show I gotta be doing, fucking seventh grade sex ed, junior high school sex ed.
	You have your computer right now.
	There's a lot of miseducation on the topic.
	That's why i'm trying to correct it more.
	On a podcast yeah, let's do the pictures, let's do the pictures.
	Let's do the pictures.
	What do we have, girl Brian?
	Oh my god.
	No, we haven't wait, let's do Brian.
	Not there yet.
	We're not there yet.
	Where's the girl version of Brian?
	Oh.
	Yeah, I need to make a call if I'm going to smash or not.
	What the fuck?
	Oh, wow.
	That looks like Noah Cyrus.
	Dude, yeah, is that girl, Brian?
	No, no, no.
	Bro, how many are there?
	Dude, lesbian, Brian.
	You're Russian?
	You're supposed to make me into a- Oh, I like that one.
	You gotta- You've got to get rid of the fucking beard, boys.
	Baby Brian.
	Okay, you checked these before.
	You checked all these before?
	Okay.
	We're not going to get it.
	All right, that's it.
	T-O-S?
	Wait, okay.
	Is it clean?
	Okay.
	Oh, yeah.
	I like that one.
	Knock the box off of that.
	I still feel like it's not fair.
	That's a good one.
	So what do you do?
	Go to my Instagram.
	Go to my Instagram to get it.
	She's kind of like cheating.
	Go to my Instagram.
	Pull it up.
	Pull my Instagram up and let them find a photo from my Instagram.
	Scroll to the bottom too.
	You have female photos on Instagram?
	No, but let's see.
	Scroll down.
	Oh, we're going to see a job.
	Oh, wait.
	Here, which one should they scroll up?
	That's you.
	That is not.
	That's me when I was a babe.
	That's crazy.
	Okay, maybe some of the, like these ones, scroll up a bit.
	These days.
	Scroll up, scroll up, scroll up.
	Yeah, maybe one of these ones, guys.
	Here, scroll up one.
	I'm going to put the puppy.
	All right, there it is.
	Damn, okay.
	Yeah, use one of those.
	What the fuck?
	Oh, you need to create the girl.
	To create the girl.
	There's a couple of hot ones in there.
	Actually, I'd have a threesome with the first version, the last version.
	Is that an option for my choose two of them?
	That's crazy, man.
	That's crazy.
	Well, she's two, because I'd do that.
	That would be my choice.
	That's wild.
	I'm actually imagining it in my head now.
	Ew!
	Brian, how do you feel about it?
	I want them to make out with each other and that would be better.
	That's crazy, man.
	Yo.
	Oh, wait.
	I got to change all the settings here.
	Guys, by the way, TTS is 100.
	I forgot to change all the settings and stuff.
	But yeah, so look, you can get HPV in your throat as a woman or man.
	Yes, you can.
	How?
	Not by eating pressure.
	How would you get it?
	Wait, how would you get it?
	You would get it either genetically or from someone else who had it.
	By doing what?
	By kissing or something like that.
	Not eating pussy, though.
	Lenin.
	Just say.
	Oh, you said it was like that.
	Erroneous.
	Erroneous.
	Oh, boy.
	Okay.
	Well, you know, hey, you know.
	Where did you go to college again?
	Where did I go to college?
	Yeah.
	You dropped out, right?
	I went to Santa Barbara City College for real estate.
	Yeah.
	And I dropped out because I make more money and don't even need to work in real estate.
	W. W.
	Okay.
	Where were we?
	Because I'm happy with doing what I want.
	That's your shit.
	Yeah.
	You don't have to give any explanations.
	Wait, so just to be clear, so let me ask you this question.
	Oh, I'm scared though.
	I was just trying to educate you.
	I don't want you to get emotional about it.
	Well, it's not that I'm emotional.
	It's just like if you hear such a like absurd claim, it's almost like frustrating and shocking, especially when like when provided with incontrovertible evidence to the contrary, you won't even change your position.
	So you're trying to educate me.
	Allow me to educate you.
	But I do have a question.
	So if a guy told you that he had HPV on his penis, knowing what you know, that it's non-transmissible, and he's like, hey, and it's there and you see it, you would still suck his dick.
	No.
	Why not?
	You can't get it on your mouth.
	Because I don't want to touch it.
	But you can't.
	You said you saw it.
	Yeah, but I don't want to feel it on my tongue.
	What if you can't feel it?
	I doubt it, honestly.
	It could be smooth or some shit.
	You like donated $100.
	HPV negatively impacts female intelligence.
	I feel like she's doing a lot of covering up for big HPV.
	I feel like I just don't want to do that.
	She's like a plan.
	An industry plan for her.
	So just to be clear, even though you admitted that you can't transmit HPV from genitals to mouth, why wouldn't you go down on a guy who has HPV on his penis?
	Because that says a lot about him as a person, and I wouldn't want to get associated with him in the first place.
	Because I'm born with it.
	It's just not my preference, personally.
	Yeah, but you don't have to have sex with him.
	It wouldn't be bad.
	But it wouldn't happen because I wouldn't be associating myself with such man in the first place.
	I thought you said that.
	They could be born with it.
	Yeah, they're not.
	They can, but they wouldn't be having an outbreak.
	He has null.
	So then they wouldn't be having an outbreak.
	Is that a checkmate?
	That might have been a checkmate argument.
	If someone was born with it, maybe not.
	If someone was born with it, they wouldn't be having an outbreak while I was about to go down on them.
	Why not?
	What do you mean, why not?
	It's just not a good idea that I would associate myself with.
	But what if you were in love with them and you were going to marry them?
	And before you get married, then you find out they've got a...
	What would you do?
	I was just...
	Well, I could fall in love with him, yes.
	But I am not going to have sex with him while he's doing that because he would be embarrassed, most likely.
	What if he wasn't embarrassed?
	If he wasn't embarrassed, then...
	Are you talking about this?
	Well, how does it embarrass him?
	A lot of men don't embarrass him.
	No, they have it because he has no symptoms on men.
	The only one that affects is the female body by the HPV.
	Although men are the ones that spread it around, it has no impact in their life, so probably they don't even know they have it.
	Oh, that is true.
	Because their uvilas.
	Is that what they're called?
	Their penis is so long, far away from the, like, where they pee.
	So that's why it doesn't spread.
	No, it's a lot of virus.
	It's not like race.
	What is far away from the what?
	No, because their hole is so long.
	It's far away from where they produce the, you know.
	No.
	Produce the what?
	How they catch the, never mind.
	No, no, no, say it.
	I don't know how to explain it.
	I would have to ask.
	Your traditional medicine.
	Yeah, I would have to ask the doctor in my family.
	You literally just said something like that.
	No, I just don't know the medical terms.
	That's why I don't know how to explain it.
	Okay, use simple terms.
	Okay, well, I don't remember.
	Peepy hole.
	I don't remember.
	And then.
	Can I ask you a question, Brian?
	So if you don't eat post, you said you're going to need HPV.
	So you don't kiss girls either, because you can get herpes.
	Yeah.
	So you don't like to kiss girls either.
	That's an interesting argument.
	Yeah, it is.
	Because they eat penises.
	Well, I do.
	I do.
	That actually is a compelling argument.
	So one, I mean, my counter to this would be that a woman could have HPV on her genitals, but not on her mouth.
	That's one.
	And then two.
	So I do kiss women.
	And herpes is feminine?
	Sure.
	Sure.
	But I'm giving you, so I didn't give you just one argument, though.
	I gave you like multiple reasons why I don't do it.
	Yeah.
	So, but you would kiss a woman and you can get herpes, which is common.
	You can't get a bump on her tongue and you didn't.
	No, you can't remove HPV.
	That's forever.
	I thought you said you had your friend on the laser.
	Yeah, you can let's procedure.
	You can get rid of HP.
	Yeah, but it doesn't remove the virus.
	If it's in the vagina, you can get it cut out and they can get it.
	No, but the virus is there.
	I'm not sure.
	I didn't go in depth with my friend.
	I just thought you were going to get it.
	You don't want to cut it.
	Or maybe it's just a cervical kid.
	No, but I don't know.
	It is over.
	It is proven that flannel prevents HPV transmission by making you celibate.
	Brixen, is there a flannel shirt on the back of a chair?
	Yes.
	Yes, it is a flannel.
	Oh my god.
	I do have flannel right here.
	That's true.
	That is a good point.
	That is a good point.
	Wow.
	Good catch there, Doc Finably.
	Thank you for the TTS, man.
	Appreciate it.
	By the way, TTS is $100 if you guys want to get it in.
	What was the question, sir?
	Just totally.
	About would you kiss a girl if she even though you can get her piece, which is permanent.
	You say yes.
	Yeah.
	But you went because you went and suck no pussy.
	Because you don't really like pussy.
	He doesn't like it.
	What?
	What?
	He just doesn't know how to do it.
	That's what it is.
	And he doesn't want to upset the woman.
	Oh, no.
	I don't know how to do it.
	I mean, it's really not a problem.
	The 10 times.
	What did those 10 girls say those 10 times?
	It's okay.
	You can have preferences.
	I think.
	Preferences.
	Yeah, people are allowed to have preferences.
	Like, if a girl didn't want to suck dick and I was pressuring her just like you guys were pressuring me, I would probably be getting canceled.
	Or you guys would be getting cancelled.
	Nobody's pressuring you.
	Brian.
	We're having a ton of time.
	No, but it's just interesting.
	This is just a podcast, after all.
	Yeah, but it's like the amount of pushback that if a girl was like, no, it's a boundary, it's a preference, I don't like to do it.
	And if the guys were like just hammering over and over.
	Probably has happened.
	And anybody here doesn't go down on a man?
	Okay.
	Just happen on.
	Oh, wait, me.
	It's just different.
	I'm not saying I go down on men.
	But you don't.
	You never have?
	No, single until married.
	And it's a specific case, honey.
	You said what?
	I believe you've never gone down on a man.
	Well, they can't stand up, so go down on a man.
	They can't stand up.
	What are you talking about?
	But you've never.
	You act in the man.
	You know exactly what I'm talking about.
	There are some men that cannot stand up.
	They don't even ask to embarrass themselves.
	Oh, what?
	You mean like corpses?
	You know exactly what.
	Oh, you mean the thing constantly.
	Sorry, I'm a very simple person.
	Is that supposed to be like an own, though?
	Like to a guy who doesn't eat pussy, like you must be really bad at it.
	Yes.
	Is that the own?
	Yes.
	Is that the own?
	Like, I don't care.
	Because you like pussy and you battle eating it.
	So it means you don't truly satisfy a woman.
	Yeah.
	I just thought she said it.
	And if you don't value truly satisfying.
	You don't have to.
	I didn't like it in the past.
	Yeah.
	It's just the person.
	I'm more like, I like, who like getting the ass eat versus pussy?
	What the fuck?
	No one, just me.
	No, me.
	Just you.
	No, I think it's just like an intimate moment.
	And if both partners are enjoying it, it just makes it really nice.
	When your partner is enjoying it, you enjoy that moment as well with him.
	And that's fine.
	If you don't, it's fine as well.
	You don't have to.
	It's not nearly as fun if the other person isn't enjoying themselves also.
	Exactly.
	Well, let me make something clear because you said like satisfaction or whatever.
	So first off, it's not like I'm greedy.
	I don't know if greedy is the right word.
	Like I obviously care.
	Like I want my girl to come before me.
	Really?
	And if she can, she's going to come multiple times.
	I didn't know that was possible for a woman.
	Oh, sorry if you're that.
	But it is.
	Yeah, some girls are like insanely.
	Just like you faked it, you don't think girls fake it too?
	No, it's a good thing.
	You can't fake things.
	Statistically, the statistics are not.
	Oh, no, y'all are the ones like that.
	George Wolf wouldn't face it or gossip.
	Statistically, most was a most women.
	Hey, it's grid one.
	Let's be honest.
	A man would have to be a very special kind of stupid or high-turn with any of you degenerates.
	Even without the very real risk of disease you pose, let alone have a box lung.
	Yo, grid one, you didn't use your special special tricks.
	Was that like supposed to be towards me or something?
	Oh, now it's just the internet.
	Now there's a degenerate.
	He's a degenerate.
	Well, thank you very much.
	I didn't know they all talked badly about us because it's the whatever part.
	No, he's defending him.
	Like he needs somebody to defend him.
	Which we're not.
	Do you think you can ever pull one of these degenerates over here?
	Like you think you can get a date with any of the degenerates on the podcast?
	No.
	I'm just curious.
	He spent $100.
	Maybe we're going to be able to do that.
	Is he saying he couldn't get one of the degenerates?
	Yeah, he said, he said, don't listen to these degenerates.
	Do you think that one of these degenerates would give you the time of day?
	Starting from.
	He doesn't want the time of day.
	But of course he does.
	He's commented.
	So he wants our time of day.
	How did you come to that conclusion?
	He commented and he spent his money.
	So of course he wants to complain.
	And he's a support of the show.
	Yeah.
	Doesn't mean he wants to get dead.
	He wants to date Brian.
	Yeah.
	I agree.
	Brian is on it.
	And maybe you too.
	I wouldn't dedicate me.
	I wouldn't blame him, to be honest.
	In his mind, he likes men and not women.
	Say that.
	Sorry, I didn't hear it.
	I said in his mind he likes men and not women.
	You can't find not one of these women, not a degenerate person.
	No, the guy who made the comment.
	Are you calling grid one a homosexual?
	Yeah, we can't call grid one.
	Oh, he doesn't know.
	He is $100 bills around.
	Grid one is very straight.
	Grid one is an honest and a decent man.
	He is a great, a decent man.
	We love you, Brent.
	Coming from the degenerates, we still have love for you.
	Because you're a paying customer, that is.
	Brandt?
	Okay.
	That was.
	I don't even know.
	What were we even talking about?
	I don't even know how long we even go talk about it.
	We were talking about how you don't like eating pussy.
	We're talking the same, yeah.
	This is like getting pressuring, and I don't like it.
	I'm just saying it's perfectly okay.
	That's what I said.
	You don't like it because you can't do it right.
	That's why.
	That's also something that's probably true.
	Alex, standing up for Brian.
	Now, personally, I've never met anybody that can do it right, but honestly.
	Have you guys?
	Yeah.
	You have to really teach me.
	Let me go to Swedish.
	She said she got first.
	Let me go to Swedish.
	I've seen the movies.
	I don't get that.
	Anyways, let's change the sound.
	The Santa Barbara guys.
	No, no.
	Brian's going to move it.
	Yep.
	Okay, I don't like Santa Barbara.
	Let's go to the next one.
	Just gonna get like a southern.
	All right, so let's get into some of the show notes.
	Actually, you know what?
	Before we do the show notes, we have to.
	Did we get any more photos of me, by the way?
	As a go?
	Girl Brian?
	Do I have to write them again?
	Brianna, please.
	Brianna.
	Yeah, Brianna.
	We have more Brianna.
	Oh, my God.
	She's looking at my face.
	Make sure you look.
	You gotta look before we pull them up, okay?
	Yeah, we're good.
	We're good?
	Okay.
	All right.
	Lovely.
	Oh, there we go.
	That looks pretty good.
	That looks like a science teacher.
	Yeah, she does.
	She looks like a teacher.
	I agree.
	Nope.
	Oh.
	IBS meeting.
	My God, I think she looks underage.
	That looks like a type of cheerleader.
	I mean, it's like a.
	I don't know what the fuck.
	Chris Anson would come out if you met that one.
	Oh, that's it.
	Okay.
	All right.
	The first one was good.
	All right.
	That was cool.
	So she said it looks like me.
	Do you think?
	Actually, go back.
	Can you go back?
	I must look a little bit like that as well.
	No, no, no.
	We got one that we like.
	All right.
	So Stifler, ask everyone to rate their own looks on a scale of 1 to 10, starting with you.
	Go ahead.
	Um without makeup?
	What does it matter?
	Because I was gonna say with makeup and I without, I'm like a four.
	All right, what about you?
	Um, I would say like a solid seven.
	Solid seven, okay.
	Ten out of ten because self-love is the best love.
	Thank you. Good night.
	All right.
	That was five.
	I would say a six.
	Six?
	Six.
	Six.
	Like an eight or a nine?
	A ten, obviously.
	Wait, say it again.
	A ten.
	I'm a ten.
	I knew this because I've been making living off my looks for so long.
	I'm a ten.
	That's how I got here to Santa Barbara.
	I'm a ten.
	Okay.
	I'm a nine.
	Ten.
	You're a ten.
	Wait, so nine?
	I'm Yamor Kilinda.
	Nineteen, eight.
	Wait, so nine, ten, ten.
	Ten, obviously.
	Okay.
	What about us?
	Oh, yeah.
	What about you?
	Of course.
	Six, but if you have a couple of tequila shots, we can probably get to an eight.
	All right.
	To an eight.
	I give myself a five.
	What about two tequila shots?
	You get to a six?
	Yeah, maybe a six for a girl.
	Get that Swedish handshake.
	So ten.
	Ten.
	Nine.
	Interesting.
	So you're ten.
	You don't even know me.
	Well, it's looks.
	But okay, I know what you look like.
	Oh, thanks.
	So how much, how would you rate me?
	Oh, well, I wasn't going to go there, but you want me to rate you?
	Oh, I don't even know how much rate me, honey.
	I'll rate you if you actually want me to rate you.
	You were asking us how much we think we rate ourselves.
	So I find it funny that you think it's interesting that we rate ourselves at good.
	Why is that funny that I think?
	It's hilarious.
	Why do you rate it?
	What do you guys think you think about?
	You have to make that comment.
	You have to make the comment to be like, oh, interesting.
	Like, it feels ridiculous.
	Oh, okay.
	So, you're saying I'm being passive-aggressive.
	Okay, I'll be more direct.
	Not a 10, not a 10, not a 9.
	No offense.
	Not a 5, not even a 5.
	I wasn't asking for your opinion, anyways.
	I know I'm a 10, so it doesn't matter.
	Whatever.
	Here, tell you what.
	Why don't we do this?
	I don't need two opinions.
	I got some makeup on.
	Well, I can remove it.
	I can remove it.
	You want to take your makeup off?
	I can remove it.
	I can't even let me know.
	But I don't touch stuff like that.
	I would take it.
	My cellar water is.
	I'm not pretty without makeup.
	That's not the problem.
	Where's the makeup?
	Where's the mirror?
	Oh, shit.
	You're going to take a hand.
	I'm not getting anything.
	I love the intensity.
	No, no, no.
	Excuse me.
	I prepared this podcast.
	Hold on, hold on.
	There's so rude.
	How's that room?
	Hold on, hold on.
	Let him say his thing.
	The best you can do is call me homo.
	Wow.
	I bet you suck at everything.
	Even sucking D next to my wife, you are all literal gutter trash.
	And what you know for a man is three hundred.
	I'm in a bad attitude.
	We get a really bad attitude.
	Next time I'm here, I'm coming with no makeup on just because of that.
	Oh, you're wearing makeup?
	I'm wearing lip gloss and lipstick.
	Yeah.
	That's not makeup.
	Okay, go ahead with your thing or whatever you're going to say.
	You know what?
	Forget it.
	No, go ahead.
	No.
	Forget it about.
	Forget it, honey.
	Forget it.
	Okay, sweetie.
	It's so sweet.
	Go ahead.
	Go ahead, say it.
	I don't even remember anymore.
	It's too late.
	You caught me on purpose, which is fine.
	No, there's a TTS coming in.
	Go ahead.
	Yeah, we all forgot to go.
	I really don't.
	Don't even remember, and I really don't care.
	It was a critique of the rating system.
	She was upset.
	So now that I'm without the makeup, and now without the makeup.
	You don't want to see me upset, believe me.
	I believe you.
	Oh, yeah, what happens when you're upset?
	Nothing.
	You think I'm upset because I'm raising my voice, but that's the way that I speak.
	I'm not upset.
	And nothing happens when I'm upset.
	I'm just, I'm very clear and I communicate.
	Let me finish.
	That's a part of her culture.
	Yeah, I'm the host, though, so I'll interrupt as I please, but go ahead.
	Yeah, that's what a moderator does.
	Yeah, that's what a host and moderator does.
	They got interrupts, but go ahead.
	Say your thing.
	Okay, so where you without the makeup?
	I'm here.
	Yeah, you still got makeup.
	And you're still beautiful.
	Pass me another wipe.
	You only give me one again.
	Wait, here, do this.
	Hold that up to that camera right there.
	I have no problem.
	I can't hear.
	I want to show.
	And of course, you're going to wear inking glasses at the beach.
	You can get me on Twitter, Embrace Adventure, and you can send me that one.
	Oh, you do the lipstick too.
	I was going to make a red clone onto my face.
	But I don't think how to wear that.
	Okay.
	Give me another white, please.
	Thank you.
	I think I'm out of.
	I feel like you would look good with sunglasses on.
	That's the equivalent.
	That's what I'm mad at.
	Let's keep going.
	Let's keep going.
	That's why he's single.
	You like it.
	I love it.
	That's why I'm single?
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Aren't you single too?
	What is a situationship, baby?
	How long is your situationship for?
	Five months?
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Damn, you've been fucking a guy for five months and you don't got commitment?
	Damn, that's enough for you, bro.
	That's enough for you, bro.
	You think I don't want to have fun too?
	I am allowed to have fun too.
	That doesn't mean I wanted to marry this guy, but at least I have someone to fuck.
	Ooh.
	What does a class?
	What does that even mean?
	Whatever.
	Damn, she's all butthurt.
	You're butthurt because I didn't co-sign that you're a dying.
	It doesn't matter what you think.
	As an actual licensed financial advisor, Share3 Redhead doesn't even have enough brain cells to trade Pokemon cards, let alone crypto for a living.
	Yeah, she probably took a big L on ETH like a week ago.
	Do you want to see my car?
	Let's compare cars.
	Let's compare cars.
	Your car.
	Your car.
	Yeah, let's compare cars.
	Bro, people who think cars.
	I've got a million dollar Lambo talks right there.
	I was talking to Brian.
	I have no doubts about you.
	Hold on, bro.
	I have no doubts about you.
	I was talking to Brian.
	Wait, hold that up really quick to the camera.
	Look at all that.
	God damn, okay.
	That's not even fair.
	Big transformation.
	Really?
	You guys think it's a big transformation?
	No, I don't know.
	No, I don't think so.
	I have bumps under my skin.
	There's still makeup on your face, but okay.
	No, it's not.
	Go wipe my face then.
	So anyway, wait, question.
	You have really nice skin, actually.
	Thank you.
	You guys agree?
	Let's compare cars and let's compare houses that we live in.
	Yeah, so, okay, so question for you, Rally.
	So, okay.
	If you drove a $100,000 car, but your net worth was your car, and I had a net worth of multi-millions, and I drove a beater fucking Toyota 2000 Toyota.
	I don't know.
	I don't even know the name of the fucking shitty ass toy.
	I drove a shitty ass Honda Accord, but I was a billionaire, but you drove a BMW, but you're fucking broke.
	Okay.
	Let me say something when you're finished.
	What's it about?
	It's about where you live.
	Whoa, okay.
	We're neighbors.
	And you live on the street.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Shut the side.
	You can't,
	All right, sorry, guys.
	I had to kick, I had to kick her out because she was about to dox.
	So there's some fucking dumb chick, the chick who got triggered because she's a nine.
	She wants to fucking leave too.
	Oh my god, bro.
	Sorry, guys.
	We couldn't show it.
	She was going to fucking dox, so had to fucking kick her off the show.
	So sorry, guys.
	Unbelievable, bro.
	Fucking trying to prove a oh my god, dude.
	Yeah, I think if you don't know the internet, you don't know the danger that it can put so much.
	Unbelievable.
	She was literally about to fucking dox.
	I would have shown it, but we had to just fucking kick her out.
	Yeah, do you want to like elaborate on why it's dangerous?
	Just so people understand?
	Why is it dangerous?
	I received death threat oh my god you guys fucking that's right It's alright.
	It's alright.
	Everyone, chill.
	Dev.
	Let's get some talent too.
	Okay, yeah.
	So, like, what I'm saying is, explain why it's dangerous, because you were just saying that.
	Well, we tell people to, like...
	But go into detail, because when someone understands the danger that it poses, based off the threats that you get, they'll understand why it's a serious issue.
	Yeah, I get death threats.
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	And I have staff here.
	Yes.
	If people like know address or know where I live or whatever.
	Yeah.
	But you've got to educate the audience that creators can get put in danger.
	I mean, you've probably been told this, Alex, right?
	Like, you can't, like, okay, if you're at an event, you should always post after you leave the event, right?
	Because you don't want anyone to know where you are.
	Yeah.
	How did Pop Smoke lose his life?
	Yes.
	Right?
	He posted where he was when he was there.
	That's the problem.
	When you're a creator, even though it's unintentional.
	I know that.
	Yeah.
	So it's a safety thing, I think, for context.
	I think when people want to know why that tearoff was so big, it's because it's a safety issue.
	And when you've had actual death threats, like it can be scary.
	I mean, we've got an event tomorrow.
	We've got private security.
	They're going to be strapped.
	We can't even post until we've left that event.
	I understand.
	And that event has been stuck up before.
	So the reason it becomes so serious is because intentional or unintentional, this is how things can unintentionally happen that are really bad.
	Let's just move on.
	I'm so sorry this happened on your podcast.
	Let's move forward.
	What are some positive things that we can circle around?
	At least you don't have to eat her pussy.
	At least you don't have to eat her pussy.
	Okay, here's what we can do.
	Why don't we go to the bottom?
	What about the dating story?
	What first date stories?
	Let's go through the notes.
	So, wait, can we get another girl in that chair?
	So what we're going to do is we're going to just take, well, there's two girls gone.
	So the way we're going to figure this out is.
	Just grab the sit-in and we'll do the story.
	These are the two who told me that we're not on our period 28 days out the year and they left.
	I told y'all, women are mentally ill, but y'all denying me.
	Okay, so we can circle around now.
	She was upset because she didn't want to take it.
	Emulses are triggered.
	That's why.
	She didn't want to take the L.
	And then this girl left too because she got butthurt over me not fucking kissing her ass and seeing her.
	What do they call it?
	The forehead?
	The fire model.
	So what happened to our frontal lobe there?
	What happened to our frontal lobe?
	No, no.
	I understand what she said.
	She almost hijacked her brain.
	I think when people understand the seriousness, it's just a danger thing, to be honest.
	And like, you know, so let's, we've got some cool notes.
	I've seen the notes.
	I've seen some cool stories.
	I know you've jacked some good stories.
	Do you want to circle around with them?
	Let's refresh.
	Let's cleanse our palates and let's go around because we've extracted some stories from people that are a lot more upbeat.
	So now that we've had the blow-up and we understand what happened and we understand why it happened, then let's get some positivity going and let's get some positive energy stories back into this podcast.
	Maybe holding hands.
	What are you guys singing?
	No, that's a bit like.
	But still, come on, let's get some positive energy stories.
	So Whip around, what's everyone's bad data?
	Wait, I took off my makeup.
	No, you look, you look good.
	You look beautiful.
	I took off my makeup.
	And he didn't even acknowledge that.
	He said, I still look terrible.
	Rip some content out from the pre-show notes.
	You got it?
	Yeah.
	One sec, guys.
	You're all good.
	Would I have to take off the wig too?
	I could do that.
	I have to take off the wig too.
	I can do that.
	Yeah, it's too good.
	Wait, I thought you said earlier that you can't.
	No, I can.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, I just wouldn't prefer to, but I definitely can.
	Oh.
	Oh, you have good girls.
	Oh, we're back living.
	No, we're live.
	Why are you wearing a wig?
	Because ginger goes better with this outfit.
	Beautiful.
	It's good.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's refreshing.
	You guys like it or do you guys love it?
	Hang on, we're going to cook something up that's going to be good.
	It's going to be positive energy.
	Now we need some positivity in here.
	All right.
	Positive energy.
	We've got positive energy over here.
	Well, I'll continue on.
	So I'll continue on.
	So this was the conversation.
	Yeah.
	Stiffler.
	I think we should move away from that combo.
	Well, we'll go to the, do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years time?
	Go ahead.
	No.
	Totally down here from here.
	Oh, no.
	I hate you say that.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, thank you.
	Maybe if I get a facelift.
	No, all you have to do is mirror the right man and you'll give me a little bit.
	All right.
	Will you be better looking in 10 years' time?
	I would say so, just considering my mom and the rest of my family.
	I guess you know, literally Asian people.
	Yeah.
	And I will have white hair when I'm old, not gray.
	Will you look better or worse when you're older?
	No, no, better.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, okay.
	Good.
	I think I will, hopefully.
	I will.
	I think.
	Am I a foreign wine?
	I'm not even sure.
	By the way, guys, I'll post the BTS on the Discord.
	We weren't able to show it live because she was liable to docs.
	So if you guys want, I'll post.
	It'll probably be it.
	It'll have to be some point later on.
	I'll post the security camera footage of the two raids.
	Well, the kickoff and then this chick over here, RageQuit.
	I'll post it on the Discord.
	That's discord.gg/slash whatever if you want to check it out.
	Wait, so who said yes to this question?
	Okay, so you're 22.
	Two.
	So you'll be better looking at 32?
	And then 20 years' time, will you be better looking at 42?
	No.
	Okay, and then...
	Sorry, who else said it?
	Better looking in 10 years?
	You said that?
	You two?
	Yeah.
	Oh, both of you.
	So you wait, you're 19?
	You'll be better looking in 10 years' time at 29?
	Yeah.
	20 years time at 39?
	I hope so.
	30 years' time at 49?
	I think I will.
	I have good genes.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Yeah, I do.
	Tilt the mic down.
	I'll switch speak into the mic.
	You can scoot your chair in.
	Yeah, I think so.
	Because, you know, people literally come out to the Caribbean because our women do not age at all.
	I've come across 30, 40 old women in signature that look like they're 13 years old.
	So, no, I don't.
	And my mother, of course, self.
	So in the 50s, that's probably what's going to be it for me.
	And I'm still going to be sexy, though.
	Okay.
	And then 20 years' time?
	Yeah, 25 years time, younger.
	30 years' time?
	No.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Let's see.
	What else do we have?
	Okay.
	Going to you, La Visa.
	You said that you said it's really tragic.
	Sweden, Stockholm has become so unsafe.
	Yeah.
	So I mean, yeah, it's tragic.
	Okay.
	And you said in your, you sent a voice memo that you promised that you promised that you are more interesting and more fun than the five million other Swedish girls.
	No, because in the beginning, I tried to sell in that I was Swedish, and then I tried to sell in that I was a little more funny than that.
	I guess.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And then you said you work in hospitality.
	You're a night receptionist.
	Okay.
	You said your friends call you the worst booty call because you get to the guy's place and then you go to sleep.
	And then the day after he drives you home, so exciting.
	Yeah, it's true.
	But yeah, I don't know if that's something else that I'm drinking too much alcohol.
	Having a bit too much.
	Yeah.
	So you've never actually gone through with like a one-night stand?
	Yes, I have.
	but the question where like do you have any like because you asked a question like do you have any different or exciting like dating stories Yeah, you just pass out once you get to the beautiful.
	All right.
	You said dating culture in a country without religion.
	Okay.
	Sweden is not a religion.
	Do you want to elaborate?
	No, I mean, like, the debate not debate, but discussion about it.
	We're not really religious at all.
	We're very liberal, I guess.
	You guys drink?
	That's a religion.
	A little too much.
	Yeah, we do.
	And we live for the weekend getting sexual.
	No, but okay, so when you date in a religion like as a religious person, or any one of you?
	Me, believe it or not, yes, me.
	I'm religious.
	And Brian, you as well, are you Christian?
	No, not really.
	Okay, no, nothing.
	Okay.
	Do you have a point?
	No, no, I'm just asking, because the difference between when you're dating in a religious way, then it's you have a goal and like a way to go, but when you don't date in that direction, are you with me?
	Do you see what I'm saying?
	So then it's like, what's the reason?
	How do we stick together?
	And the next and the next.
	Yeah, because you have a foundation of what you kind of want to build your relationship off of, which I understand and I get.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	You said how hard it is for a female to be taken seriously in work environments because you can feel a man's tension over you.
	How you as a female need to work from your pussy power and how to use this to your favor.
	So I'm often in like events, like working events.
	I don't know if you call it like mingling.
	Is that a word?
	Mingle?
	Yeah.
	And then you want to sell yourself in your occupation and what you're doing.
	And often between men and female, it comes up as a flirting.
	And then I were one situation when a guy was like, yeah, the guy's out.
	The only one who can stay is Lovisa because you're so fucking sexy.
	And I was like, oh, okay, but this is work.
	And yeah, you see what I'm trying to say.
	I'm just blabbering around.
	I think you're so cute.
	You are.
	I don't know if that is a compliment.
	It is.
	Thank you.
	Isn't this like Swedish print?
	Or am I like tripping?
	Like the red and white?
	I suppose I say like a lot of Swedish.
	Yeah, maybe German, yes.
	German, I think so.
	I should be holding the beer that I just spilled.
	I think you need like a picnic basket.
	Or a beer.
	Not a beer marks.
	I would say Beer Man.
	Oktoberfest.
	I apologize for spilling the drink.
	I'll take heads and axle.
	I did it last time.
	That's stressful.
	So what was the thing about a female to be taken seriously?
	You mean in the most feminist egalitarian country that there is?
	Yeah, so in that environment when it's like, yeah, the guys know, but Louisa, you can stay because you're sexy.
	And it's like, okay, but I don't want to stay because I'm sexy.
	I want to stay because I'm intelligent.
	Valuable.
	Yeah, exactly.
	What was the job?
	It was like an work mingle.
	I don't know how to explain it.
	So it's a company.
	Yeah, a company inviting a lot of people and then you mingle and then you get contacts.
	What was it for what job?
	it was like a lot of different jobs.
	So it's a lot of...
	Like a work fair?
	Yeah, so it's a lot of people from different kind of...
	So your boss didn't say that to you?
	No.
	Not my boss, no, no.
	This was a random one.
	Doesn't even work for the same company?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's a random guy.
	So this happened one time to you?
	That is just an example.
	because in your notes so when that happens sometimes you like okay i go with it because then so was there alcohol involved at this yeah yeah how But oh my god.
	This is how the truth gets totally bent.
	You said in your notes how hard it is for a female to be taken seriously in work environments because you can feel a man's tension over you, how you as a female need to work from your pussy power and how you use this to your favor.
	So what you're saying not taken seriously in work environments sounds like you were at a convention.
	There was a drunk guy who doesn't even work for the same company.
	So he said something vaguely inappropriate to you.
	So what?
	The event were like people that is working on the same field, and then you're getting contact to or talking to each other, and then just because I was looking in a certain way, I was allowed to be there and not the other guys.
	So they were not looking for our qualities, you see.
	I'm still failing to see, like, so this, you had one anecdote of this happening, and so is this like you're applying this to all work situations?
	No, maybe not all, no.
	Okay, you said females are the ones creating beauty standards for ourselves and blaming guys for it.
	How you can't even go to the gym without girls being half naked, why we're fucking training, put on some shorts and a t-shirt on the bottom.
	Bless me, talking about me.
	Yeah, you know, in Sweden, it's a big debate right now about eating, what do you call it?
	eating disorder yeah and then dysmorphia Exactly, and people are getting, they are sick and like having problems too.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	I think they're sensitive.
	I think you should be able to wear what you want to the news.
	Yeah, as long as you're comfortable.
	But I think then if we have a big influence in Sweden and she has bulimia, and then she operates, do surgery on her body, and then she tried to promote like her beautiful body and all.
	And then I think that is toxic.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And then when we are training, it's like, of course, wear whatever you want, but you cannot come and complain then.
	That is so hard for us with the weights.
	Do you see what I'm trying to say?
	Yeah, I get it.
	Yeah.
	You said you're missing that you're not talking about anything that is good with females.
	Shaming females are your core topics.
	Do you care to elaborate?
	So when I was writing this, I didn't really watch you enough.
	And then I started watching your show.
	And what I understood now, when you are lifting females up, it's like that you want them to be quiet and listen to you and be in the kitchen.
	Is that qualities that is right that you like?
	Have I ever said that?
	No, I'm asking because that is what I'm the picture I got from it.
	The picture you got is what?
	That you like a female that is home, stay at home, that is not working.
	And yeah, so I thought, for me, I would wish that you would bring up like hardworking females that is doing good by themselves and stuff like that.
	Yeah.
	You wish, wait, sorry, repeat that last part.
	wish that I brought up hard work what's the like females that are doing what they want to in life What if a woman wants to stay at home?
	That is perfectly fine.
	Yeah.
	Oh, is it?
	Yeah, of course.
	You think so?
	Yeah, of course.
	So wait, I need to combat your accusations here.
	What exactly are you saying?
	No, because when you are lifting a female up, that is the example, right?
	Stay at home, taking care of children.
	What do you mean when I'm lifting a female up?
	you are like giving a role model for females I think I don't I'm not really following Can you tell me?
	You have only heard you say that you like introverted women, which doesn't necessarily mean that.
	Yeah, I don't think I've ever, those words have ever left my mouth that that woman belongs in the kitchen, but you're just representing women.
	That's why I'm asking you.
	This is why, going back to your previous point, I've never said any of those things ever.
	This is how dangerous women are.
	You literally make shit up.
	You literally lie, but go ahead.
	Why don't you try to actually articulate my position?
	Go ahead.
	So for me, if I'm going to lift a female up, that would be like listening to themselves, what you want to do in life, what you want to work with, start a career and stuff like that.
	And would you agree with that?
	What do you mean?
	I don't understand what would I agree that it's lifting a woman up to have a career as opposed to being in poverty?
	It's supposed to be.
	Sure.
	Yeah.
	Or would you say that she should stay at home with children or like if you're like, okay, girls, you have a team of girls and you're going to coach them to do the right things in life.
	Well, I think the, I mean, there's, if a woman wants to pursue a career, she can.
	I think the best relationship dynamic is one where the man's the breadwinner and the woman is there taking care of the household and the family and the children.
	If a woman doesn't want to do that, that's totally fine.
	But in terms of what I view as the best relationship dynamics and what's going to make a relationship more likely to last longer and what's going to be better for the children, not what's better for the woman, but what's better for the children.
	Yeah, I think it's a better dynamic.
	Instead of you being at work and passing on your children to some daycare, who knows what's going to happen there, yeah, I think the mother is probably better suited to take care of the children than sending your newborn to daycare with strangers.
	Is that a hot take?
	No, I agree.
	You know, in Sweden, you got paid to stay home with your child for one year.
	Sure.
	And so the female and the man can decide who's staying home with the kid and then they get 80% of their salary for staying home.
	And I think it's paid up to one and a half years, one year and a month you get paid for staying home.
	And then you have daycare that you're paying for.
	Yeah.
	But so.
	So that makes it easy for a female to have both.
	I mean, I think that we, I don't object to women pursuing a career.
	In fact, I mean, when it comes to certain things, like I would love to see more women in the sciences and technology because I think we should be, and I use this word in the most, in the best way, we should be exploiting women's intelligence so that we can tackle things like research when it comes to cancer, illnesses, this sort of thing.
	I'd love to see as many women and men as possible pursuing these things so we can tackle the things that I think really matter, which is these illnesses.
	But if we're talking about dating...
	And I totally agree, but it's hard for her to do that if she needs to take care of the children, you see.
	Oh, yeah, there's sacrifices.
	Yeah, of course.
	But if you do sacrifice that, then you don't have a chance to go and be a scientist afterwards.
	I think you do.
	I think I would like to stay home and raise my children, but I think once my children go off to school and then I have that open free time, then I'm able to kind of go and look and see what I want to do to fill that time.
	And then I can be a scientist.
	I can research cancer.
	Then I do have that free time when they're at school.
	So how old are you when you're at school?
	A child starts preschool, pre-K, around four or five years old.
	So, I mean, you sacrificing four years out of your life.
	I don't see that as a problem to where I know what my child is learning.
	I know where my child is at.
	I know who's watching my child versus me going out and passing my child off to a stranger that I have no idea what their background looks like.
	I'm not able to see them, how they're playing, how they're being treated if another kid went and hurt them and they get in trouble instead of the child who hurt my child.
	I would like to kind of see what my child is doing rather than give it off or pass it off to a daycare childcare center.
	Yeah, I see your point, and I think you should go with that.
	But for me, it's not really that you're passing your child to a stranger.
	I guess you have a relationship with the daycare and the people working there, the same as the school.
	It's the same argument.
	Why would you go send your kids to school if they're only strangers?
	Of course, you have a relationship with the school and the teachers and stuff like that.
	So, what is the criticism?
	The criticism was to lift those kind of females up.
	Yeah, why?
	Because I think that it's important that we do have females that educate themselves and go into fields of science or so.
	Should we tell them it's more important than having a family?
	No, I don't think so at all.
	But I think you should be able to see both sides of it.
	Yeah, and I think we already have that.
	And we have that more than we're telling women: hey, having a happy family, having a partner, having a husband, having children.
	Like, what do you think society is telling women more?
	Pursue family or pursue career?
	Oh, it depends a little bit.
	I don't know how it is in America or at the States, but in Sweden, you get really a lot of security and help from the society to have children that helps you.
	And you get paid for having children.
	So, I mean, yeah.
	Okay.
	So, that is telling us that it's okay to give that birth.
	Right, but so what's your actual objection?
	And the objection.
	Yeah, I'm just trying to say that it's both worlds of it, that we really need to see the beautiful of a career woman as well.
	The beauty of a.
	Yeah, but I'm more in favor of more traditional.
	Look, I'm not perfectly traditional, but I'm more in favor towards more traditional relationship dynamics.
	And I see society moving away from that, and it's more so.
	Harold donated $100.
	We always talk, celebrate, and glorify the working female wealth, ignoring the women that want to be a housewife.
	Feminism has ruined the lower class women's ability to be a stay-at-home.
	Yeah.
	Well, I really think females should choose.
	Like, if you really want to be a stay-at-home wife, do it, because it's your life.
	But what is the other stuff about shaming females?
	What?
	Can you read this sentence?
	Yeah, you said I'm missing that you're not talking about anything that is good with females, shaming females are your core topics.
	Yeah, I mean, when you're talking about body counts and females having an active life and stuff like that, you're not lifting that up as anything normal or like it's okay.
	It's really making the female be in a certain category.
	Like the difference between this guy here who's saying that he had intercourse with 300 people.
	It was just okay, it is what it is.
	But if one of us was saying that, it will be like really not just slide by like that.
	What do you mean?
	If I said the same thing, you will really be questioning me and why aren't you doing that with him?
	I don't know.
	She said her body count is 50, 60.
	I don't think I really didn't say anything about it.
	I didn't really stop here.
	No, but 50 and 300.
	He's exaggerating with him.
	Yeah, I don't ever remember him saying 300.
	I think.
	Well, in any case.
	It was a legend.
	Well, so, I mean, I'll engage with you even on that, though.
	So you're saying if there's a double standard, like if I judged women more harshly for having high body count, but I didn't judge men for it.
	Yeah, what's actually wrong with that?
	Yeah, in my world, we are equal.
	Yeah.
	Who pays on the first date?
	It depends.
	Who asked who out?
	Yeah, let's explore that.
	So even in super liberal, progressive Sweden, are men still asking women out at higher rates than the reverse?
	Oh, I don't know the percent, but I know that it's.
	How about your own experience?
	One more time?
	If I asked a guy.
	I asked your own experience of all the first dates you've ever been on.
	Did you ask for the first date or did the guy?
	No, I have asked guys out.
	That's not the question.
	But I don't.
	Okay.
	You asked.
	How many first dates have you been on?
	I don't really know, actually.
	Hundreds?
	Maybe 20?
	20?
	Okay, of the 20, did you ask the guy out?
	Maybe, what can I say?
	Seven of them?
	Okay, so majority men.
	Okay.
	So, and I'm talking first dates here, not like you've been dating for three months and, oh, hey, you want to get dinner, right?
	So you say whoever asks should pay, but even in super liberal, equal places like Sweden, men are still going to be initiators when it comes to dating.
	But you do get dates the other way around.
	So if a girl sees a guy that she want to ask out, she asks him out.
	Okay, so let me ask you a question.
	If a guy's experience is he's been on 100 first dates and 99 of them, he has to ask the girl out and one time the girl asks him out, is that equal?
	No.
	No, maybe.
	It didn't happen once.
	It happens, right?
	But I mean, just because that example, if you take a guy, if a girl finds a guy attractive, she will ask him out.
	So maybe your example was not someone that girls want to ask out.
	What?
	I thought you could stay till 9, Liam.
	Yeah, we're doing the show.
	We're doing the show, man.
	So, a little confused here.
	So, what I'm trying to say is: if a girl finds a guy attractive, she doesn't wait for him to ask her out.
	She can ask him out.
	She can, but do they?
	Yeah, they do.
	100%.
	At equal rates.
	When you find someone attractive, they ask them out.
	Yes.
	I would wager, even in feminist utopia Sweden, women are not asking out men at similar rates.
	Maybe not at similar rates, but when we do find someone attractive, we do ask them out.
	I'm sure there's a disparity, like, statistically between places, but I kind of came in halfway through the topic, so I'm talking out of school a little bit here.
	It is true.
	I see that you don't believe me.
	No, I was going to stop the bad dating stories.
	I promise you, I have an example at the hotel.
	Okay, yeah, go ahead.
	Three older guys are sitting in the bar, and then four young, very beautiful girls come over and try to talk to them.
	And they were having the girls were flirting with the guys and then how old were the men?
	Maybe 30s?
	Three guys sitting in the bar at your hotel?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	And then like 18, 20 year old girls come in and approach the guys, sitting down with them.
	And it ended up when the girls went to the toilet, they snacked out.
	The guys left without saying anything to them.
	Not women, girls.
	Well, that was...
	So, I mean, you see, it is happening, and the guys...
	I don't deny that women approach men.
	Yes, it happens.
	But I, like, if we're having a conversation, I'm going to be talking about generalities here.
	So, I would argue, even in Sweden, generally speaking, women are not taking that sort of initiative to the same frequency and same degree.
	Not as often, basically.
	Yeah, maybe.
	Let me ask you a question.
	How many times have you been approached in person by a guy?
	Maybe a handful.
	Do you go out to bars?
	Sorry?
	Okay, did you go to college in Sweden?
	Yes.
	Did you go to college parties Thursday, Friday, Saturday?
	Oh, so we go to a publ.
	You'd go to a bar?
	Yeah.
	Okay, how often?
	How many times do you think you've been to a bar or nightclub in Sweden?
	Oh, I don't know how many.
	Hundreds?
	Yeah, maybe.
	Hundreds?
	Would you say you got approached maybe at least once a night by a guy?
	No, maybe of those hundreds, maybe five times.
	You've been to a bar a hundred plus times and you've only been approached five times.
	Of the hundred, but maybe, of course, more, but of course more.
	But I, because I've been in a bar more than 100 times, but you've only been approached five times.
	Yeah, it's not that often.
	No.
	Okay.
	By guys, but you have been approached.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	How many times have you approached a guy in the bar?
	Maybe the same amount?
	I don't believe it at all, but okay.
	I find that questionable.
	But it is true, mate.
	I promise you.
	No, I'm sure that.
	No, no, I can't.
	I mean, like, you seem like you have the confidence to approach a guy.
	I can see you approaching a guy.
	I think Brian's point is trying to say that statistically speaking, it's that.
	I would agree with it.
	Maybe it's not 50-50 of it But it's very But I can see you approaching it dude With some charisma Um You ever been on the dating app?
	Yes.
	And do you get more messages than you receive?
	Or you send out?
	Yes, that's true.
	How many messages do you get?
	First messages?
	Maybe 15.
	A day?
	No, when I have the app.
	Oh, what app have you got?
	tinder can i ask how is the the pool in tinder for anyone that's been on have you been on tinder Swedish.
	Long time ago.
	A long time ago.
	I was exposed to some pretty good.
	It's terrible.
	I was exposed to the worst of society when I was on Tinder.
	Yeah.
	Well, here, I'd like to ask the other girls then this.
	So how many first dates have you been on?
	By the way, first date includes like just hanging out with it, doesn't have to be formal, like going out to dinner.
	It could be like, I know people just will go over to somebody's house.
	It could be just like a hangout.
	Yeah, I gotcha.
	Probably like five, but I've been in like long relationships.
	So yeah, I haven't really been on that many.
	And then, so of the first dates, did you ask for the first date or did the guy?
	The guy.
	Okay, and then going to you, how many first dates hangouts have you been on?
	I think countless.
	I don't know.
	I've been on like a lot of dates and like a hundred plus probably.
	Yeah, exactly.
	What was the breakdown in terms of who asked for the date?
	Was it you or the guy?
	Always the guy.
	I've only asked like one guy to ask me only one guy and you've been on 100 dates.
	Yeah.
	100 plus dates.
	Yeah.
	And you've only asked that one guy.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	How many dates or hangouts have you been on?
	20 to 30.
	Okay.
	And then of all those, what was the breakdown?
	Like how many.
	Always the guy.
	Always the guy asked you?
	Okay.
	It's always the guy I asked you.
	Always the guy.
	How many first dates or hangouts have you been on?
	A lot.
	10, 20, 50?
	10, 20, 20.
	Okay, always the guy.
	What about you?
	What'd you think?
	Into the mic?
	What do you think?
	I think every time the guy asked you, but okay.
	So because if I ask them, I'm most likely not going to get paid.
	How many first dates or countless?
	Can you tell me?
	100 plus.
	100 plus dates.
	Okay.
	How many dates have you been on?
	A lot.
	Have you really?
	Yeah.
	And did anyone ask you out?
	I've had, yeah, I've had girls reach out to me.
	How many?
	Can you scoot your mic back to where it was, please?
	You can scoot it to the edge of the table, scoot it to the edge.
	They're very certain.
	You got to get like this.
	Yeah.
	Is that great?
	Yeah.
	So what was your question?
	Did you get invited to a first date?
	I haven't seen it.
	Pretty rare.
	Pretty rare.
	But yes, I have.
	What did they look like?
	His type.
	Were they your type?
	Sure, yeah.
	But pretty rare.
	I would say 99% of the first dates I've been on, I asked for the first date.
	And then all the other steps of initiative, I also took.
	First message, or I approached her first, asked for the number, did all the coordination, paid for the date, moved things forward from there.
	First kiss, further than first kiss.
	Pretty much always as the guy, you're going to take initiative.
	What do you feel about a girl taking the first step?
	I don't mind if a girl takes initiative.
	I don't like it when they're like super aggressive about it.
	Like if they're like masculine about it, like, oh, I want to fuck.
	You want to fuck?
	I'm the only guy.
	But if she's like feminine and she's like kind of cutesy asking me out or like that's fine.
	Totally fine.
	Not an issue.
	If a girl asked you on a date, would you pay for it though?
	Or if the girl asked you what you would want her to pay?
	I would probably just still pay.
	Can we go on a date?
	Can we go on a date?
	No.
	Why?
	Because you see me without makeup?
	Yeah, that's that.
	No, I mean, just you're a sex worker.
	No offense, but.
	And you're.
	I'm not a sex worker.
	But what would you do?
	Docation worker.
	What?
	Okay, let's go there.
	Oh, no.
	I'm trying to get some positivity in this cause.
	I'm going to get the positivity if it kills me.
	Wait, so okay.
	What does that mean?
	I don't know.
	No, I'll engage briefly, though.
	Yeah, I'll do it.
	I'll do it.
	So why would you not date a sex worker?
	Why?
	Huh?
	Why would you not need a sex worker?
	So you would date a woman that likes multiple men have sex with her for free, but you wouldn't date one that makes men pay.
	I'm sorry, repeat that.
	I said you would date a woman that would let multiple men have sex with her for free, but you would not date a woman that makes a man pay for her to have sex with her.
	Because you said you don't date sex workers, but you date like whores that do it for free.
	When did I say that?
	Well, obviously you would have to point to something I've said that would actually lead you to.
	I just think he's just his preferences for girls not in the industry.
	Because the same way.
	Yeah, which is free.
	So it means that the same way they would fuck him with her free is the same way they would fuck anybody for free without nothing.
	This is massive levels of cope.
	But so.
	Explain, elaborate on that, please.
	It's just like, well, you're trying to cope with the fact that the reality is women who are engaged in sex work, who do OnlyFans, who prostitute themselves in one way or another, have a more difficult time when it comes to dating because most men who respect themselves don't want to date women.
	Really?
	Yes.
	I agree to disagree.
	Yeah, there's simps.
	There's simps out there.
	I love simply.
	I don't think men should date those other types of women either.
	Well, they are.
	They're funding a lot of stuff.
	Oh, I agree.
	There's a lot of men who have absolutely no preferences, standards, or boundaries.
	Well, why would that be an issue?
	I just want to know why you wouldn't date a sex worker.
	So you would date a janitor before a sex worker.
	Absolutely.
	I would date a woman who works at a fast food.
	You would date an abortion clinic for a person who does abortions over a sex worker, right?
	So a person who kills babies for a living over a sex worker?
	Would you?
	Are you sure you?
	I mean, we could have the abortion debate if you want.
	No, I said, would you date a doctor who kills babies for a living because it makes them money over a sex worker?
	I'll engage in the hypothetical.
	So, okay, it's woman.
	That is an interesting hypothetical.
	So, female sex worker versus a female doctor who's an abortionist.
	Hmm.
	I wouldn't date either.
	That is an interesting hypothetical.
	Hmm.
	I would have to think more about that.
	I've never been posed that question.
	That is a good question.
	They're both bad.
	Honestly, they're both bad.
	Fuck.
	Would you date a woman who has sex with multiple men because they tell her she likes them and she's going off a personality?
	Multiple men at the same time.
	No, not at the same time, but she's not.
	But she has a body count of five.
	No, no, not five.
	I didn't say five.
	I didn't say I would date a girl who has a body count.
	No, I'm not saying five.
	I said she dates.
	What's her body count?
	She dates, well, who knows?
	Most girls lie about their body counts.
	But she dates guys based off of what they tell her versus a girl who's only like taking on guys at a single person.
	Would you date a guy who works at McDonald's?
	No, I wouldn't.
	Whoa.
	Well, at least he's running it.
	If he's in the corporate office, maybe.
	If he's in the corporate office, yes, I would.
	If he's in the corporate office, he's a burger flipper.
	No, I would not.
	So, wait, you won't date a guy who flips burgers, but I won't date a sex worker.
	What's the actual objection then?
	So, how does sex worker and burger flipper get on the same level?
	They're not on the same level.
	Oh, somebody who works.
	One has their time.
	One has their time and one doesn't.
	One's a slate to time.
	One has their time and one is not their time.
	Shit, I'll rescue you, Chick-fil-A.
	What's up?
	Get you out of the Chick-fil-A.
	And you agree most men would take a McDonald worker and make it over a prostitute?
	Yes.
	Well, why isn't happening?
	It happens all the time.
	Not often than a sex worker gets picked up then.
	People are more willing to make sex workers rich and to uplift them and give them loans for businesses.
	Strippers, Cardi B. Don't act like you don't know.
	Like plenty of celebrities that were sex workers in the past, Marilyn Ron Rowe, they get big off of that.
	And men are more likely to save them than a McDonald's worker and a Wendy's worker and an Arby's worker.
	No other thing.
	Yeah, I don't disagree with you that there's degenerate tricks and marks.
	Yeah, but like...
	Because you spend money on a woman you attract?
	And yeah, Mark?
	Literally.
	If they're engaging with a sex worker and spending money on a sex worker, you're literally a trick.
	So shout out to Donald Trump.
	And the trick is running the country, Melania Trump.
	She ran the country.
	Tricks ran the country before.
	Yeah.
	We was first lady.
	Melania.
	She was.
	She was just doing adult work.
	She did do adult movies and she ran this country.
	So that puts the degenerates at the top, running the what?
	I don't know.
	Look, I don't know Melania's history.
	First lady of the country.
	Also, not gonna defend like Donald Trump is not like the shining beacon of morality when it comes to your country.
	He's running your country and he is a degenerate at the top.
	How does that happen?
	As a first lady, the first lady that was the first lady of this country.
	And I don't co-sign that.
	I think, no, I'm not going to get too political, but who's ever vice president right here has attended a couple of digits parties too.
	And she's running this country.
	She's a part of running this country as well.
	Degenerates.
	I'm not going to call any names.
	The degenerates have power.
	Just like Melanie Monroe, she had power too.
	Degenerates have power.
	We're running the world.
	What is your point?
	My point is that you said that a sex worker and a McDonald's worker is on the same level.
	We both know that's a lie.
	You're right.
	The sex worker is way less desirable.
	Really?
	Yep.
	So, how is the McDonald's worker struggling?
	And I'm not.
	Whoa, who's hold on?
	Because men are desiring me more than they're desiring a McDonald's worker.
	I mean, wait, no, Wait, wait, wait.
	Let me address the claim.
	Let me address the claim.
	So, you're talking about the amount of money you can make.
	No, I'm talking about how attractive I am.
	This is how I live my life.
	Your job has nothing to do with it.
	You said a McDonald's worker.
	Yeah.
	And is higher than a sex worker.
	Okay, so we're not talking about looks.
	I'm not talking about looks.
	I'm talking about overall.
	Morality of morality.
	Flipping burgers for a living.
	Taking your time and say, I'm only worth $8 an hour to flip burgers.
	That's how much I'm worth.
	That's selling your body.
	And either way, what you're doing, you're selling your body.
	If you're working, if you're working a minimum job, you're still selling your body for less money.
	For $6 an hour, for $7 an hour, for $8 an hour, for $10 an hour.
	All work that is earning less than a sex worker.
	I don't understand.
	So you're meaning everyone that is working is selling their body.
	So when is it worth it?
	But I just think for men and people that I know, unfortunately, people, a lot of men would probably have less of a problem if I was being a burger flip fast.
	But see, how do you know?
	I've been a burger flipper.
	I've been a dominoes worker.
	I've done plenty of jobs before OnlyFans.
	And this is the only job where men have supported me.
	This is the only job where I'm able to have all of my time, all of my respect.
	Men are literally putting money at my feet, asking me to piss and shit all over them.
	Degenerates, whatever you want to call them.
	I like the degenerates.
	I love the degenerates, and the juniors love me.
	So go where you love.
	That's what I say.
	Yeah, there's no dispute that a sex worker is going to make more money than a woman who works in fast food.
	I'm not talking about more money.
	We're more valued by men.
	Men, I've never, when I was working at a fast food job, no man ever said, no man ever said, let me go and pay for your hair.
	Let me pay for your nails.
	Let me fly you out.
	They never offered that as a, I'm on the internet with my cunts out.
	Like, the word you like to say with my cunt out.
	And they're offering rings.
	They're offering to fly me out to Dubai.
	They're offering not just to fly me out, to pay for cost.
	So why are they not offering their money to the McDonald's worker and to change their life?
	No, they are, but they are.
	But they're not.
	That happened to me a couple times.
	I work at a bar, restaurant, club, and your life has been changed.
	You're telling me how popular you are as well.
	But you're working out.
	No, you're working at college.
	So you have all your time to yourself.
	All your time to yourself means like you've traveled the whole world that you shop every single day pretty much.
	Go to restaurants and you have like a glamorous life because a man made you have that.
	You have to do no work.
	No, because I like to gain everything myself.
	I like to work for you.
	I'm not devoted to $200.
	Lady, you are so stupid.
	I'd much rather date any woman currently working at Burger King, literally every single one, rather than a prostitute like yourself.
	Wait, he said prostitute black?
	He said prostitute black.
	Prostitute like yourself.
	Something well, go ahead.
	Thanks for the money.
	Go ahead.
	Thanks so much.
	Just keep coping for a few minutes.
	Keep coping.
	I mean, like, you know.
	Let's hear the cope.
	Go ahead.
	He's saying all men and me as a worker, no, the majority of men are lying.
	They say that all the time, that they rather have a wholesome woman.
	And as soon as that wholesome woman or a McDonald's worker ain't not doing what they want to do, then it's on to the next.
	They say, I'm pretty sure the person who said that, I'm pretty sure you're like living in your mom's basement.
	You're living up under a woman who probably had to sell pussy herself for you to be able to live.
	A lot of you, a lot of you.
	I disavow any.
	Look, I don't know about these claims about Melania.
	I completely disavow.
	I don't know if there's any truth to it.
	It's true.
	It's her statements, not mine.
	She did adult work.
	She was in adult movies.
	And she's running this world, which means sex workers run the world.
	Yep.
	Do you have any proof for these claims?
	Look it up.
	You have the computer.
	What?
	I don't have a computer.
	I can give you a link.
	I have a computer.
	I'm going to investigate the claims about Melania.
	But in any case, continue coping about how men would rather wife up a personality.
	Oh, yes, men like hoes.
	They love them, actually.
	They seek out their validation.
	They crave them.
	They value them.
	They're seduced by them.
	And I know this because I am one and I've been living off this.
	Well, why don't you tell?
	What's the scope of your sex work?
	Are you like to escort?
	No.
	Well, I just came like, you know, from a third world country.
	Do you do boy girl content on OnlyFans?
	Have you ever done boy girl content?
	No.
	Okay, have you ever escorted yourself?
	No.
	You're a sugar baby, though.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Do you sleep with your sugar daddies?
	The ones that can stand up, but most of them can't.
	Is she trolling?
	No, I'm not trolling.
	I swear to God.
	But if I'm being like honest, like in the past three years, there's been no sugar daddy that can stand up.
	A lot of them, a lot of the degenerates, what you call them, are high off of substance.
	And that substance usually affects their health, which is better for me, that they cannot really perform, which is like, it's not a problem.
	I'm not, you know, upset or anything.
	So that's the term of my sex work.
	And so when you say I'm not a 10, but literally my looks, it's not me bending over that's been paying for like my lifestyle.
	It's my face that's been paying for my lifestyle.
	And literally they say like wherever you are in your country, when you come to California, minus it by five.
	But all of like Montecito, when I went to polo games, when I've went out, you know, to different places, all these people are also saying I'm a 10.
	So I know I'm a 10.
	But the value you put on yourself is how much guys are paying you?
	No.
	Harold could not have destinated $100.
	Absolutely deluded.
	The only people that are going for you are the same ones that would screw a rattlesnake if somebody held it down.
	That's majority of all men.
	He said he's what is who and he would pick her.
	Good for you.
	Thanks for the money.
	Instead of giving $100 to her, like to him, maybe you should give it to her.
	I don't know.
	Good for you.
	Like, did you want me to know that?
	It's not going to change my opinion.
	Men are still spending money.
	And I love that.
	Like, no matter what you're saying, men say one thing, but statistics proves the other.
	OnlyFans made more than Netflix last year.
	So like, what are you saying?
	Only probably made more than McDonald's, probably too.
	Porn is the majority, the degenerates.
	Then why is porn like the most bought, most watched thing in the world?
	If it's only full of degenerates, that means majority of the world is degenerates.
	So?
	I don't really know what that word means.
	Degenerates.
	It means, explain it to her.
	Why don't you explain it to her?
	The one using the word.
	No, you started off with the word degenerate.
	You said only degenerates by myself.
	So explain what?
	Was it degenerate?
	You're the one using the word.
	Why don't you use it?
	Well, I guess a degenerate is me.
	Somebody who is exploiting themselves or not even exploiting themselves.
	Somebody is doing what the public doesn't like.
	So basically, when you're not what everybody else expects you to be, then apparently you're degenerate.
	They have like a word.
	It's like a moral person.
	Someone who's immoral, basically.
	Yeah.
	Could be sexually immoral or you're degenerate gambling.
	So degenerate means making a man pay for sex is degenerate, but making a man not pay is not degenerate.
	You're like, good.
	No, that would be degenerate, too.
	You're an angel.
	You're expected to have sex for free.
	But how dare you put a price on it?
	I don't think I would just have sex with somebody just to have sex with somebody.
	I think the price that somebody would have to pay for me wouldn't necessarily be money, but it would be like time and worse.
	So no.
	Words.
	The worst is bullshit when you come to a man.
	Actions.
	I don't think.
	I think anybody.
	And what actions mean you spending money?
	So if it's an action with no money involved, like is it really?
	It's a non-valuable action, basically.
	It's an action that anybody and everybody could give you if it has no money behind it.
	How is an action with no money valuable?
	Value means like money.
	So value can mean emotional value.
	So that means anybody can, like, that's what I'm saying.
	So a woman that can be taken away from a man just because he said or did or made her feel a certain way and she popped her legs open because he made her feel good or he says something good is not so valuable.
	That's worse than being an OnlyFans girl.
	Nobody could tell me, oh wow, you look so pretty or I love to spend time with you.
	Here, let me ask you a question.
	Let's do a thought experiment here.
	So let's say you have two women and they both have a body count of five.
	One of those women did not charge the men to have sex.
	Some of them were long-term relationships.
	Maybe she had one one-night stand.
	And the other woman, she charged all five of them to have sex with her.
	Which do you think of those two women men are going to be more accepting of?
	Me.
	Me.
	And I say this because I'm living it.
	Literally.
	Total cover.
	Literally, me.
	I don't know how else to.
	Me.
	Because once a man, like, this is how this is how the economy works.
	$100.
	You are so wrong.
	Of course.
	I would rather give Brian a man $100 rather than data sex worker.
	Maybe you are being exploited.
	You'll be farmed for clips later for people to laugh at your idiocy.
	And which country?
	This one?
	There's no way this is even the case in St. Lucia.
	The Caribbean?
	You think that you're going to have sex with a Caribbean girl for free?
	Yeah, thank you, Truth.
	Prostitution is often referred to as the oldest profession.
	Indeed, it has always been a common way for women to make money, even in Bible times.
	Exactly.
	Jesus hanged around.
	Jesus hanged around people like me.
	He hanged around sinners, holes, and thieves.
	He didn't hang around people like you.
	He hanged around the degenerates like me.
	Those are his disciples.
	Because you know why?
	Because we were more real.
	And yeah, we were more real and less delusional and less judgmental.
	And those who have the stone, those who have not sinned, be thy first to cast thy stone.
	But his disciples are halfway in.
	Who was Mary McGruber?
	No, it was Mary Judas.
	Marian Maggie McGrule was a prosecutor.
	Bro, you're a yapaholic.
	If you met a 15-year-old girl and she's like, okay, it's between these two occupations that I want to do.
	Be a McDonald's worker.
	If you have a steady family and you come from a steady country and a steady family, don't go out and like just do something just because it makes you money.
	I come from a third world country.
	I come from a completely broke family.
	There is no McDonald's in Shing Nusha.
	So it's like.
	No, no, no, no, hold on.
	I got to correct you here.
	So even people who have broken family or they live in, you know, they're coming from poverty, you don't have to be a whore.
	Yeah, you don't have to be.
	You can still get a normal job.
	And the normal job, that's something.
	All my family that have these normal jobs, who are they begging to pay their bills?
	The ones with the abnormal job.
	Who are they begging when they're out of money?
	The one with the abnormal job.
	With their normal jobs, with their real jobs, they can't pay their real bills with their real jobs.
	Yeah, I'll give you a okay.
	I'll give you a question then.
	So a father, they're struggling to, you know, they can't pay the utility bills, the air conditioning, whatever.
	They can't, you know, they can't cover the utility bills.
	Do you think a father would encourage his daughter to become a prostitute?
	No, he wouldn't.
	So that they could cover the utility bills?
	But see, I don't have one.
	I don't have a father.
	So just like a lot of women.
	No, I literally just said, if you come from a good family, I thought you said you were supporting your family members.
	No, I said, if she asked me, would you tell a 15-year-old worker to work at McDonald's or be a sex worker?
	I would tell her to work at McDonald's.
	If you don't have to lower your value and be degenerate, don't.
	Don't do it for the money.
	I mean, I guess.
	Okay.
	Yes, but I'm in a different circumstance.
	I don't have parents.
	So I'm just trying to provide for my family the best way I can.
	And I'm trying to provide for myself the best way I can.
	But I don't have a family either, and I've been on my own since I was 17, and I've had a lot of people.
	And you're in a first world country that's making the American dollar where there's plenty of jobs around and there's plenty of opportunities.
	Like, literally, you guys never heard of Singusha.
	You know why?
	Because a lot of, you know, at first you was like, what?
	A lot of Sinnutians, a lot of Singlutians do not get the opportunity to leave Singusha.
	It is very hard.
	The minimum wage there is 6 EC.
	You know how much 6 EC is?
	That's like $2, $2 American dollars.
	Wasting your time at what?
	Massey, at whatever market, KFC, for what, $2, $3?
	$2, $3?
	Instead of just opening your legs.
	Which one would y'all do?
	Don't work and sing the show.
	What did he say?
	What did he say?
	Disgusting.
	What do you say?
	You have so much potential.
	No simps required.
	What did he say?
	Do you prefer a bathroom with a door stall?
	If the answer is yes, your own privacy and dignity can be bought with money.
	I understand.
	Like a door on the bathroom.
	La Paladins donated $100.
	Lady, you don't have a dad, so I'll give you advice.
	Because I'm old enough to be your dad.
	Stop being a sex worker.
	Saint Lucia has a KFC.
	Go apply to Friday.
	This is the same one that will follow.
	Thank you, La Paladins.
	Thank you, Vector.
	By the way, La Paladins, the trigger for your special thing is available at 102.
	Thank you.
	So, okay, let me ask you one more time.
	Okay, so a man has a choice between two women, two women.
	Both have the same body count of five.
	An old man gave me the best advice on how to deal with women like you.
	Walk over to the window, stick your blank, stick your D in the windowsill, and slam the window shut.
	It would be less painful.
	Good for you.
	Thank you, Harold.
	Appreciate it.
	Okay, here's the scenario.
	Two women.
	Oh, there's another one coming in, so I have to.
	Oh, there's three coming in.
	Oh, my.
	All right, I got to pause temporarily.
	I'll just let them go.
	Yeah, I'm so glad.
	I am like really so happy for your advice.
	Thank you for all the people that have parents.
	Stop, Sonia.
	There really isn't a morally good reason to be a whore.
	I'm a woman too, but I'd never stoop down to your level.
	I don't S old D to pay bills.
	Also, I'm also from Jordan, moved to US, poor family, all that.
	That's from Sonia.
	Thank you, Sonia.
	Appreciate it.
	Appreciate it.
	TTS doesn't work if there's like any bad words or whatever.
	So, but I'll just read it.
	So we have another one coming in.
	Last one coming in here.
	Thank you.
	I would just like to say I would rather hang out with Brian than you.
	Keep my name out of your mouth.
	Things go in there.
	That's Jesus.
	I mean, take the L. Thank you.
	Take the L A.
	I think you're trying to justify that sex work is more desirable in a partner.
	Yes.
	No, not in a partner.
	Not in a partner.
	Over certain jobs than others.
	Yes.
	Wait, so you're saying men.
	Being a stripper.
	Being a stripper.
	Men would rather date a striper than a girl who works at a fast food restaurant.
	You fucking know.
	You know.
	Who are you pointing to?
	Plenty of men rather date a stripper.
	Plenty of men rather date a stripper than a fast food worker.
	Which ones?
	Where?
	All over the world.
	I think the ones.
	So same girl.
	I think the ones what?
	I think the ones that you go after do would rather prefer to have a sex worker than but I don't go after men.
	They come after me.
	I don't even think those men.
	Okay, so let me tell you something funny I do on Tinder, right?
	Let me tell you something funny I do on Twitter.
	Tinder.
	So a lot of men have it in their profiles.
	No OnlyFans workers, no sex workers, no OnlyFans or whatever.
	So I put in my bio that I am an in-house maid and I am not looking for any type.
	Well, I don't say I'm not looking for any type of sex.
	I'm an in-house maid.
	You know, I cook, I clean.
	Oh, do you have sex too?
	Well, I don't only care if you have sex.
	So men don't like willingly to pay for stuff.
	They do not like consensually to pay for stuff.
	They do not want to feel used.
	They want to feel useful.
	And that's just what it is.
	So what?
	So wait, you do the thing that men don't like to do, which is be paid to have.
	No, you're not understanding.
	You're not understanding.
	So I can't.
	No, instead of coming out.
	No, instead of coming out and saying, I'm a sex worker, they will say, oh, no, we don't want to buy you.
	But when you say that you're a wholesome girl, they just want to explain.
	$100.02.
	Hold on.
	Lady, would you date a man that has sex with other men for money?
	If the idea makes you feel gross, then you understand what we think about you.
	Of course, I understand what you think about me.
	You're not getting it.
	I understand, but what you think is not the actions that men are portraying.
	They're still spending money no matter what you guys say and y'all think.
	Why am I in work if what you think is true?
	Why am I in work?
	Why am I still in business if what you think is true?
	What does that mean?
	Okay, that was...
	I think people would pay for things from your OF and stuff, but the reality, they might not want to date you, which is something I have to.
	I don't deal with that, though.
	Like, it's me that doesn't want to date them.
	So, like, literally, every what men tell me, and I go with this on my Twitter spaces all the time, is opposite from what they actually do.
	It's very opposite from what they actually do.
	I think that there's sick people out there and that there's not sick people out there.
	I think certain people have certain desires, and the ones that have desires of paying people to fuck them probably go to the business.
	There's a king for everything at the end of the day.
	We're gonna, yeah.
	There's gonna be people that want to be aware of that.
	I mean, you have another woman, she's involved in the industry, and she's a OF to do it.
	She doesn't OF.
	Well, she never she never said it.
	You should have been right in the beginning.
	I swear to God.
	Maybe it was an accent.
	Maybe I didn't know.
	Look, I don't have.
	You said OF.
	OF, yeah.
	I don't have like some hatred for these people in this.
	I don't believe you.
	Okay, that's fine.
	No, no, no.
	I don't believe that you have hatred for this.
	I would be here if you did.
	Brian might just not want to date me.
	Like, they might.
	I don't think so.
	I think he's saying that on camera, but I think that if he got a chance with you in Sweden, especially, that he would definitely want to date you.
	You were shaking your head because you think I would.
	I think, yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's okay.
	Like, so, no, I wouldn't because I know it's surprising to you to ever encounter a man who has a boundary and wouldn't have sex with a woman.
	I know you think all men are dogs and they're just pressed for pussy.
	They're pressed for pussy, but no, some men have standards and boundaries and preferences and will stick to it.
	Yeah.
	We've yet to do that.
	It's a deal breaker.
	I will not date a sex worker.
	Point blank, period.
	But he would date a gym.
	Trust me.
	I've had hundreds of sex workers on this show.
	If I fucked a sex worker, they would have leaked that shit by now.
	I have not he probably makes them sign that contract.
	What's that contract called where you can't date it when you can't do it?
	Where you can't talk about what you did?
	I have never even dated.
	I've not dated.
	I've not slept on.
	Do you watch porn?
	Only fans girl.
	How would that be?
	Do you watch porn?
	Answer the question.
	Do you watch porn?
	Occasionally, sure.
	Very rarely.
	Degenerate.
	How dare?
	How dare you?
	How dare you seek pleasure off of degeneracy?
	How is that?
	Hold on.
	How dare you get off on it?
	So I'll actually engage that.
	So, here.
	Have I watched porn before?
	Sure.
	Do I occasionally watch it?
	Sure.
	But I will say this: if I'm in a relationship, I don't watch porn.
	I would say my porn consumption is in the bottom like one percent.
	I don't have any reason to, I would tell you.
	How many of the men in this like so believe that?
	No, no, I'm not going to let you shift things around.
	I'm going to address your argument.
	So my porn consumption is probably in the bottom, like one.
	I don't know if it's either the 99th percentile or the 1%.
	1%.
	Would it be the 1%ile or the 9?
	It's very low.
	Super infrequent.
	If I'm in a relationship, I don't watch porn.
	That's out of respect to my partner and also keeps the libido a little higher, if you know what I mean.
	Get excited.
	In any case, hold on.
	Lol Kaladin's donated $100.02.
	This panel just got really aggressive and grapey towards Brian.
	These women want to grade people.
	It's true, yeah.
	No means no.
	Look, leave Brian alone.
	We'll save him for you.
	I know you guys encounter these guys who are like thirsty and like pressed to get laid and get pussy.
	But the reality is, like, yeah, if you're a guy and you've had any experience with women, you're going to turn women down.
	If you have your own standards, you're going to turn women down if they don't meet what you're looking for.
	And you're entitled to your, yeah.
	How many of you guys have been turned down before?
	I think everybody has.
	Not me.
	Y'all been turned on?
	Maybe because I haven't lived at it up long.
	I don't know.
	I think you need to find somebody that you actually find attractive and that you have an emotional connection.
	No, you never find somebody.
	They have to find you.
	Would you date someone that has done S-work before?
	He said no.
	So even if they didn't do it, any of them.
	There's a passive that I wouldn't.
	You wouldn't.
	Even pictures.
	Just pictures.
	Okay, so what if they was like the college whore though?
	They didn't get paid for it, but everybody knows them of it.
	Wouldn't date her either.
	In fact, you know what?
	I'll even be charitable.
	This question has come up.
	I'll be charitable by giving you this counter-argument.
	Would I rather date a girl who does OnlyFans, but her body count is five?
	Or would I rather date a woman with a body count of over 100?
	I'd rather date the, excuse me, the OnlyFans girl.
	Okay, then that would be meeting her.
	You said, how much was your body count?
	I don't know, but like maybe around like 50, something like that.
	Mine's not as near.
	I wouldn't date either of you.
	But if you had to, you're a spot stop buyer.
	Because I wouldn't.
	I don't believe you.
	I don't either of us.
	Sexy Asian.
	Well, yeah, TV.
	No, okay.
	You wouldn't date the sexy Asian.
	You wouldn't date the blonde Aussie bombshell.
	You wouldn't date the ginger Swedish.
	Yes, because I care about more than just looks.
	Yeah.
	How is that?
	Women are the same.
	So none of us had like striking personalities.
	Well, look, look, I'll even grant you this.
	Very attractive, very attractive.
	Like, yes, the women at the table are attractive, but there's other considerations.
	But I'm a whore, apparently.
	You do sex work.
	You do sex work.
	You're currently involved in like a ridiculous situation.
	You're involved with another dude who's got you alpha widowed and you've been brainwashed.
	And the body count's high.
	No offense.
	Not trying to get you upset.
	Body count's a little high.
	Attractive girl, high body count.
	Tight pussy, though, I'm pretty sure.
	That's crazy.
	So keep coping, though.
	It's funny.
	So what's your body count, Brian?
	I don't reveal my body count.
	What's yours?
	Mine's just like, well, I charge $5,000.
	Well, I shouldn't have said that.
	I shouldn't have said that.
	So my body count, I started OnlyFans at 18.
	What do you charge $5,000 for?
	I started OnlyFans at 18 years old.
	Before OnlyFans, I had the body count.
	She's three slots and she knows it.
	Wait, your body count was what?
	Before OnlyFans started, I had a body count of three.
	After OnlyFans, I could tell you somewhere in the 20s.
	That's where it is.
	And how much did you charge?
	How much did you charge?
	I pleaded the fifth.
	How much did you charge?
	I played the fifth.
	They'll have to rewind.
	Here it's $5,000.
	$5,000.
	If you want to propose to have sex with me, if you want to propose to have sex with me, yes, it's $5,000.
	So either you have it or you don't have it.
	Remember that part where you said you weren't an escort?
	Yeah, I lied.
	Oh, my God.
	I mean, I mean, I'm not going to rely on it.
	I lied.
	I lied.
	She's honest.
	You have to be a dumbass to think that I wasn't collecting like thousands of dollars for sex.
	That doesn't even make sense.
	So only pay you to have OnlyFans.
	OnlyFans on the internet.
	When you're OnlyFans girl, you're on so many social media platforms.
	Do you have any escort listing?
	Do you have an escort listing?
	I'm not listing.
	No.
	You have so many social media platforms where people reach out to you for a crazy amount of money.
	Now, why I put the $5,000 is because I don't know if this is like, I could say this on the podcast, but T-Girls.
	I saw a T-Girl cut $10,000.
	So I feel like me as a cis girl, that I can like, if T-Girls are getting $10,000, I can't.
	Andrew, who?
	Andrew Wilson, when we got to get you.
	So, oh, I didn't know, Andrew, but can I ask you?
	I understand when you are in poverty, really.
	I never experienced it.
	I've never seen it in real life.
	So I understand that you are like doing what you need to do to survive.
	And, you know, before you have, I had a job, you know.
	After when COVID happened, that is when I got resulted on OnlyFans, like many OnlyFans girls.
	And all of the things I was receiving at these real jobs that the non-degenerates go to, they were unethical things to go through as a human being.
	Being around people that you don't like, being bullied in the workplace, being humiliated in front of people, being used for money, but nobody is necessary.
	Nobody necessarily.
	Well, I want to come back to this conversation, but I want to move things on just a little bit.
	We'll come back to it, though.
	Okay.
	I do want to go to you here, Alex.
	Yes, I am.
	Let's see.
	Where's the notes?
	Give me just one sec, guys, while I get these notes pulled up.
	Like the video, guys.
	Wait, where did it go?
	Where did it go?
	It's, oh, here it is.
	Alex.
	You said on the first date you got asked to pay the guy's water bill for him.
	It was the first time I'd met him.
	So that was actually shooter Williamson.
	Oh, that was shooter?
	He invited me over to his house.
	Okay.
	And, you know, I thought we're having a great time.
	Had a bit of wine and then we sort of were chatting for a bit.
	And then he's like, oh, just, by the way, do you think you could pay my water bill for me?
	And I was working, like, this is before OF.
	I was working two jobs and yeah, I got a little bit scared.
	And I was like, I didn't know how to say no.
	So I ended up paying his water bill on the first date.
	Keep going, keep going.
	Yeah, so anyway, we ended up dating for like three years after that.
	So that's a, yeah, how did it probably make a great difference?
	No, I paid for everything after that.
	Yeah, yeah, so I was, yeah, I think that was probably the wrong move because after that I was like, you know, you set your standards and then afterwards he's like, okay, well, can you pay for this?
	Can you pay for that?
	And I was like, sure, because I'm such like a, I don't know.
	Easy level, yeah, I mean.
	Non-confrontational.
	I'm non-confrontational.
	I hate saying no, and I felt bad to say no.
	Oh, well, like, yeah, we love what you're seeing though.
	And so I just ended up paying for the whole relationship for like three years because, yeah, I was too scared to say no.
	But at the end of the day, I did end up making more money than him.
	So yeah, I felt like it was kind of fair, but maybe not to the extent I paid for.
	Was it like, did he call you back after the first date or did you call him?
	He called me, I'm pretty sure.
	I think it, because it was originally addressed as let's do content together as in like TikToks and stuff.
	So you guys probably don't know my ex.
	He's like an Australian comedian.
	And I was like, okay, like I'll see, let's see where this goes.
	It'll be good.
	I was like wanting to be an influencer at the time, like an Instagram influencer.
	So I was like, yeah, no worries.
	Met him, obviously, had a good time.
	He was really funny.
	Then asked me to pay his water bill.
	But I was like, I had a good time.
	I'm coming back.
	What happened?
	Because he kind of disappeared.
	Remember, he used to be on YouTube.
	YouTube.
	He kind of was doing shorts and skits before.
	They were a big thing on TikTok and Instagram.
	He's still on TikTok and stuff.
	But I think there was just other priorities.
	Like we broke up.
	He sort of had a mental breakdown.
	And he has sort of just become a little bit mellower since then.
	So calmed down a little.
	Well, as in he's not active on social media, he's still probably a psycho.
	Well, since I'm now running the podcast, basically.
	Welcome, William.
	One of my guilty pleasures is bad dates.
	So like that's one date that you have been on.
	Like, have you been on a bad one?
	That, oh, okay.
	A bad one?
	I know paying the water bill sets the bar pretty high.
	Go a bit worse.
	I don't know.
	What's the worst behaviour you've seen on a bad date, on your first date?
	I think he also, actually I shouldn't go into that.
	No, I won't go into that because I don't want to get in trouble.
	Okay, fine.
	Okay, what's a bad date?
	Because I've only been in about four, five relationships, and they've all been really long.
	They've been about three, four years each, five in one of them.
	So I actually haven't been on that many first dates to even say like one's been bad.
	I've definitely been on, yeah.
	Oh, really?
	Well, I'm lucky.
	What if I...
	Does anyone have, like, a really bad, awkward, worst first date ever story?
	I know you.
	Yeah.
	I know you're going to come with the goods.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, because the Caribbean is not a real fucking place.
	Excuse my language.
	The Caribbean is not a real place.
	So I met a guy on, yeah, OnlyFans.
	Yeah, I met him on OnlyFans and I knew that I was taking him.
	It's probably a bad start to begin with.
	No, no, no.
	It's a bad start.
	Tinder was bad starting.
	It's a bad start because he's young.
	And that's the exact reason why I avoid young guys.
	So I already knew it was like risky because the fact that he was young, but I really liked him.
	Like, I liked talking with him.
	He was in Barbados.
	I was in St. Musha.
	And they're like 30 minutes away from each other.
	So, you know, we were talking for like at least a month.
	And then he tells me to come out to Barbados that, you know, I would have a good time.
	And so, yeah, I came.
	At first, I was waiting for him to pay for my ticket.
	And I know Mintrick already.
	So from the time he didn't pay for it right away, you know, I had a performance in St. Kids.
	So St. Kiss is like, you have to cross through Barbados.
	So I was going to just try to stop in Barbados on the way back home to St. Musha.
	So yeah, I eventually got to Barbados.
	When I was in St. Kids, the day before, before I was to get to Barbados, he tell me, he sent me these fake videos of Barbados is flooded.
	So it was like these fake flooded videos to try to scare me from coming or whatever.
	But I still came and I eventually...
	That did not stop you.
	That didn't stop me.
	But I already knew men already.
	So I got my own Airbnb and Saint Kits from the time he started answering my calls.
	He stopped answering the calls and stuff.
	I already knew what time it was.
	So, you know, I eventually got into Barbados.
	And then, so after like, what, five days in the Airbnb, I wanted to go home.
	I had to go out.
	Not I had to.
	I chose to go out to this cabin in the south part of Barbados.
	But I didn't not know what I was like expected in this cabin.
	Like it was really, really scary.
	And so another fan texted me, hey, oh my god, I can't believe you're so close to me.
	I have $3,000.
	I'll give it to you right now.
	And I was like, I had already bought my ticket back home to Saint Lucia because after the first night in the cabin, I can't do it.
	I have to go home.
	I'm not that desperate to be here in Barbados.
	So yeah, I said, you know, I don't believe you.
	I'm just over it right now.
	I want to go back home.
	So he comes and gets me.
	You know, he shows me the money on FaceTime or whatever.
	So he comes and gets me.
	When he gets me, he's like a midget.
	So he comes and gets me like out this huge car.
	I don't know cars.
	So I guess they're like a Dodge or four, but like a huge truck.
	And he like pops out.
	Like, you ever seen Shrek with the little midget hopping off the horse?
	And so, you know, he hands me the money.
	And so I go to his house.
	And then, right?
	So I go to his house finally to have a calm night.
	Yes.
	He had like a mansion.
	The first date.
	Bad first.
	Wait, so I'm sorry.
	I was.
	The bad first date.
	I was gone.
	I just came back.
	Oh, yeah.
	Alex was talking about her bad date with Shit.
	Yeah, no, I heard that.
	And we got onto her bad date.
	It hasn't really started yet.
	Yeah.
	Who is it?
	It hasn't started yet.
	No, really?
	Is it some bad date?
	Who is it?
	Oh, the guy who she went on a date with.
	Did you say who it was?
	Yeah, the guy that found that.
	Oh, just some random guy bread.
	No more boxing, don't worry.
	I thought she was talking like it was a famous guy.
	No, But we were starting to follow up.
	But what's the topic of this midget?
	Because the chat was saying they think it's somebody.
	So hang on.
	Oh, they think it's somebody's busy.
	He brings me to his house.
	I had like, what, a minute of like a good fresh air breathe.
	And then I hear like banging on the door.
	I'm going to make up a fake name.
	Carl, let me in.
	Let me in.
	And she takes a hammer and she smashes through the windows.
	And he was like, if you don't stop, I'm going to call 911 right now.
	And like, but he never was calling 911.
	I literally, because I don't know if you know, but Caribbean woman, when they pick up a weapon, someone is going to die.
	Caribbean people in general, someone is going to die.
	Somebody's going to get hurt.
	So I literally, I went and grabbed, every Caribbean person have like a machete in the house.
	So I grabbed the machete and I locked myself into a room.
	But that is not even the craziest part.
	So after she eventually goes, after she eventually goes, we're like in the bed and he's gonna have a nerve enough to like think we're gonna sleep together after that fucking happened.
	Yeah.
	Jesus Christ.
	So you know, we so basically, yeah, so basically I go through his phone because I'm like in an anxious mode because I think I'm about to get killed because she's from Guyana and Guyana is like very, very like even more third world country than Singuisha.
	So they're very, very serious, especially when it's like a man involved or somebody's gonna die.
	And did you survive?
	So I went back on his phone to find that he only dates the same.
	I noticed that me and the girl look so much alike to find out that he only dates replicas of the same looking girl.
	Yeah.
	That's crazy.
	Well, that's hard.
	That's a really bad first night.
	That's worse than mine.
	That was a good one.
	By the way, he paid for me to be here.
	He paid for you to be here.
	To come here, yeah.
	oh at least you got something out of it so you said the old mic donated 100 dollars Three holes.
	No soul rent in your droopy bat cave is not equal to success.
	Simps, stop it.
	Her unearned superiority is all your fault and you must atone for creating this monster, send her back to poverty.
	That's not very nice.
	Yo, Mike, thank you, man.
	Appreciate it.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate it.
	So more notes for Alex here.
	You said you like the idea of being spoiled and the man paying for dinners and things, but I have a unique and easier way of earning money.
	So I understand.
	This is for Alex.
	I understand if I'd have to pay for more things.
	Yeah, for sure.
	So I think, like, I mean, I think most women do like the idea of being spoiled.
	It's like, oh, nice.
	Like, very exciting.
	But at the end of the day, I probably do make more money than what a man doing a regular job is.
	So if I did, like, paying for a date, paying for everything is not new to me.
	So sort of going, me paying a bit more or even a 50-50 split, I'm okay with.
	Yeah, because you say, as a general rule, you think 50-50 efforts, money, chores is fair.
	I think so.
	But you do like being spoiled.
	I think I like the idea of it.
	So if they want to do more, then great.
	But I'm not going to be like, I expect this.
	I will not settle for any less.
	So I like the idea of it.
	I want to go around the table.
	Once she's back, I'll ask this question then.
	Okay.
	Here, let's do a quick Twitch.
	She said just the.
	Oh, okay, perfect.
	I'll do her now then.
	Do you think men are insecure if they care about a woman's body count?
	I think no, I think it's like we were saying earlier, I think it's a preference.
	But yeah, I don't think they're insecure.
	It's just a preference.
	Your thoughts?
	I have mixed feelings.
	I definitely think there are people who are insecure about it and some people who aren't.
	Okay.
	Sure.
	Oh, no, I don't think so.
	Depends on what aspects, but if they're just asking to know why health-wise, because that's the only like valid reason I think that a man should know what your body count is, it depends on how much of that.
	I mean, there's other valid reasons.
	Yeah, I know, but if it's like for that reason.
	Sure.
	Yes, so it depends on what aspect he's asking for, but no, it doesn't always necessarily mean that he's insecure.
	How about the woman is clean, but he still cares about it?
	Well, I guess, no, it doesn't mean you're insecure.
	Like, I don't think so.
	It could mean, but it doesn't always mean that.
	Okay.
	Your thoughts?
	I think a lot of the time it does mean that they're insecure just because Even from like experience, when I have told somebody my body count and then they get like upset about it, it's normally because they have a low one and they just feel like they haven't gotten as much attention.
	And then you?
	I don't think it's necessarily that they're insecure, but maybe like they're not there mature-wise.
	They're not mature, thick hair.
	Okay.
	So going around the table, what's your body count?
	Nine.
	Nine?
	Or in the 50s.
	50s.
	I don't know.
	60s?
	70s?
	Okay.
	Yeah, I'm not telling you that.
	I thought, hold on, I thought body count doesn't matter.
	Well, yeah, I'm not sure.
	I noticed that she if she had an inner Audi.
	She did.
	No.
	Oh, she didn't.
	That's right.
	She got you out of that one.
	Thank you.
	You want to give a range?
	No.
	No.
	Less than 10, more than 10?
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	20s.
	29, okay.
	Seven.
	Seven.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Eight.
	Eight.
	Multiply it by three, and that's the real matter.
	For all of you.
	Whatever it is.
	Yeah, so actually, here's what we're going to do.
	I'm going to put you in that seat and then you two like scoot down.
	And then, Anisa, if you want to just, you'll take this seat here.
	Sorry, guys.
	We're playing musical chairs here.
	So you go ahead and take that seat right there.
	You don't have to.
	Yeah.
	No, take that seat.
	And then you two scoot down.
	Two chairs.
	We're just playing musical chairs here.
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	Oh, look at that.
	He sent in ratings.
	Is this from before or after the kick?
	And the rage quit.
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	Okay, so where do we go from here?
	Let me just check a couple things.
	I got more pre-show notes.
	I'm going to get through all of those.
	Going to you, you said your, I think this is you, your date got blackmailed for $10,000.
	Yes, that's by that version of the story.
	Yes, that is by the same girl who broke in on the first date.
	So eventually when we started dating, obviously I'm not going to leave him because he's rich.
	So he took me to this very, very expensive restaurant and we're at the restaurant.
	And then I just turned around and he was gone.
	Like he's intense about something.
	He was gone.
	So I thought maybe he stepped to the bathroom.
	I don't know.
	So he came back and by the time the girl was already calling me and she was telling me, you know, everything that Carl has done and he said this about me and that.
	So he came to the table.
	He's like, Vera, I have to tell you something.
	And by that time, it's too late already.
	So apparently, whatever the secret that he has, it's so big.
	She FaceTimed my cousin in St. Lucia.
	So when he came to her house to give her the money, she dumped a bottle, like a bucket of water on him.
	And he still handed her the money.
	And like literally, like when I was sitting alone, like at my date, it's a nice restaurant.
	I was just super nice.
	Like I was literally just fighting back my tears.
	Like I've never been like with a man that would allow a man to blackmail him over the 10,000, but I don't know what his secret is.
	That was a really cool story.
	Thank you.
	Was good.
	How do you say your pause?
	Poss.
	Is it short?
	Like as a nickname?
	It's a nickname.
	My birth name is Supicia.
	It's a Thai name.
	Supicia.
	That's beautiful.
	Did I say right?
	Yeah.
	Does anybody call you that?
	Just my family in Thailand.
	So like every Thai person is given a Thai name that has some sort of meaning, but then also a nickname that everyone kind of just calls you by.
	Supy?
	Would that work?
	I've gotten like Peachy.
	Peachy?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Or peach.
	Interesting.
	Interesting.
	You said that you have a crazy ex that paid you money to talk to you, paid you money to talk to you after you blocked him on all socials, including email?
	Yeah, see, I actually had to sign off or get evidence for a restraining order.
	Yeah.
	Damn.
	After all of that happened, there was a time like a while ago.
	Okay, mind you, like we broke up, like we broke up like three years ago.
	So the fact that I'm still like dealing with this like till this day to me is like insane because this was recent.
	The shining order thing was recent.
	Yeah.
	But basically I went on a bike ride with my dad.
	I came home and as I'm going to the gates to get into my house, I see on the corner of my street like he's in his car and he starts driving off.
	And yeah.
	It's been interesting.
	Yeah, that's always no bueno if you got to deal with like a stalker.
	That's always not good.
	Yeah.
	Is it like, is he still harassing you?
	Yes and no.
	I mean, I unfortunately also had to just like remove his best friend's girlfriend even because I had her on social media and also his sister, which is like super annoying.
	But yeah, he kind of just went on her phone and started apologizing for me seeing him by my house.
	That's been interesting.
	Yeah.
	And Balmer because I actually like his sister.
	Yeah.
	It is what it is.
	But this coming from the same guy who, you know, like cheated on me and stuff when I was away.
	I don't, I really do not understand men sometimes.
	So, but you said that he, crazy X, he paid you money to talk to you after you'd blocked him on all the socials, including email.
	How much money did he pay you?
	I don't remember.
	Do you remember?
	I thought it was a dollar per word.
	Yeah, he sent me like a few words.
	But did you like negotiate that?
	No, I was like, if you want a response, like you should pay me more.
	That's how they get you.
	Was it worth it?
	No.
	You should have not.
	Yeah.
	How much total did he pay you?
	It was like maybe six, seven messages individual.
	So yeah, six, seven dollars.
	Oh, seven dollars?
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Oh, that's not.
	Because it was just like a dollar, like a message.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	You gotta up those prices.
	Exactly.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Wouldn't that be degenerate?
	Degenerate?
	Asking for money?
	Wouldn't that be degenerate?
	Okay, calm down, lady.
	You said dating life in this generation and how silly it is.
	Yeah, I mean, I've been trying to go on some other dates since I last broke up with my last relationship.
	And I met this guy actually at a bonfire.
	And he was someone who was, you know, hanging out with me every single day for like two weeks straight and inviting me to go to Hawaii with him and spearfish with his dad and going on and on about how he can see us in the future.
	And like, you know, like that, my situationship, like the other guy, it was like calling me babe and stuff and like all of that jazz.
	And the entire two weeks, I was like, I am not going to hook up with him because I actually really do genuinely like him.
	And we seem to like compliment each other well.
	We had a lot in common.
	And so actually I told my best friend that I was fearful of giving him what he wanted, which is like probably sex, and then not hearing from him again.
	And end of those two weeks, basically, we did hook up.
	And I was like, okay, well, I see this going somewhere.
	And not even like maybe four days later, I was absolutely right.
	And he completely just stopped talking to me.
	And my best friend just goes, Can I just, next time I see him, let me just like spit, spit on him.
	Like, let me eat a tuna salad and spit on him.
	She doesn't even eat tuna.
	That's a pretty good friend.
	That's a really good friend.
	Wait, so did she?
	No.
	We have not seen him.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	Wait, so what did he do?
	It's just like leading.
	You guys hit?
	Like leading a girl on, and then, you know, like I mentioned, like the fear of.
	Don't you do that?
	No, I actually don't.
	I genuinely like, if I'm interested in someone.
	I believe her.
	Wait, hold on.
	Let me ask you this question, though.
	So you were dating this guy, or you're still in a situationship with this guy who it's been on and off for seven years.
	No, this is a different guy.
	No, no, no, but I'm talking like right now.
	Okay.
	So you're in the situationship with this guy who it's been like on and off for a while.
	You're in love with him.
	He's a fuckboy.
	You're in love with him.
	But you go on dates with other guys.
	Aren't you leading those other men on?
	No, I'm not because I'm very much like telling them what is going on in my head and like that I'm just like not ready to be in a relationship.
	Wait, wait, wait, but so you're so before they even go on the date, before they you even go on the date, you're telling them that you're sexually involved with another man?
	No.
	You're in love with him?
	No, I don't mention like any of this until like maybe they ask me to be their girlfriend or you know things progress.
	But you're in love with this other guy.
	How would you ever become their girl like some other dude's girlfriend?
	Well, I just have to like really like them.
	I have a question.
	Hmm.
	There's so many angles here.
	Wait, so wouldn't it still be leading them on?
	Yeah.
	Like you're emotionally unavailable.
	You're sexually unavailable.
	You're sleeping with this other guy who you love, but you're going on dates with these other men.
	You're not telling them about this, the likelihood, and you're not sleeping with them either.
	Yeah.
	So they're, even if they just wanted sex from you, they can't get it.
	Even if they wanted a relationship from you, I don't think they can get it either.
	But you're going on dates with other men.
	Yeah, I mean, I know like some guys I like for sure can lead on in that way.
	But like if I am like interested in pursuing that person as more of a relationship, then I will make it very clear.
	How many dates have you been on with other men while being in love with fuckboy guy?
	Um fuckboy guy.
	She said he's a fuckboy.
	He looks like one.
	Quacks like a duck.
	I don't know.
	I think like I've really gone out to dates with like three people.
	Yeah.
	Like this year.
	Yeah.
	Have you gone through this year?
	Have you gone on like multiple dates with them?
	Like not just one first date, but like with two of them, yes.
	How long were you seeing those guys for?
	That was like recent.
	I like just ended off like my last relationship that I've been with for like the past year.
	So after that, then I started dating again.
	Were you not seeing the fuckboy guy?
	You weren't seeing the fuckboy guy during the one year most recent relationship.
	No, I have not.
	Were you thinking about him?
	I was.
	Were you still in love with him?
	At that point, I don't know if it was like considered love because we've been through like a lot of stuff.
	And he was also in a relationship at the same time as I was.
	And, you know, we give each other a lot of boundaries when we hang out or when we want to pursue someone else.
	Just as for like respect for the other person and also each other.
	So I guess we don't really talk about it together about like our other partners.
	Mm-hmm.
	Hmm.
	I mean, but you've been, you said you've been dating like other guys too while you're seeing this situationship, right?
	Yeah, like a while ago, like before my last relationship.
	Okay, so it was a while ago.
	Yeah.
	Hmm.
	Probably is leading guys on though.
	I mean, if you're involved with somebody else, you know?
	Yeah, sometimes I, like, I do lead guys on, like, even just in general when I go out and hang out, like, at a bar with my friends.
	Like, I never always know when a guy's like wanting to, like, ask me on a date or just making casual conversation with me because I'm just wanting casual conversation with them.
	Like I said earlier, like, it's really hard to find just guys that, you know, you can only be friends with.
	Hmm.
	I always wonder, though, like, okay.
	It's like, let's say you go on a date with a guy, but you're still seeing your situationship.
	And you say, you don't like sleep with these other guys, right?
	You just go on dates with them.
	Well, nowadays, like, the new me only hooks up with people I have like feelings for.
	The new you?
	Yeah.
	The new you?
	The new me.
	The new me that has not hooked up with like 50 plus people in my past.
	That's another interesting conversation because, wait, so like, would you make a new guy wait to have sex?
	Um.
	Because you said you'd only have sex with a guy who would like you have a conversation.
	I just need to get to know them more.
	So like, like, I can't just hook up with like someone I just met that same day.
	So like how long do you think you would wait?
	Like three dates?
	A month?
	Um I don't have like a time.
	I just it happens.
	But you don't think it would be like first date?
	No.
	Second date?
	No.
	Third date?
	Maybe.
	I don't know.
	Probably not.
	But in the past you have had like one night stands or like hooked up pretty quick.
	Yeah.
	Just curious like what's the quickest you've ever hooked up with somebody?
	I have hooked up with someone I had like just met like that same day, Actually multiple times, like you, you mean you've with, you've done that with multiple guys yeah, same day, like.
	But when I say quickest, I mean like 30 minutes an hour oh um, like hang out during the day, like later at night, kind of thing.
	So a couple hours yeah okay, got it.
	Yeah yeah um like, I don't think I've ever made plans to hang out with a guy and then we just like it was a known thing that I'm here and then we're just gonna like hook up and I'm gonna go home like that's never happened right right, maybe there's an understanding you'd like keep seeing them.
	Yeah, doesn't necessarily.
	Even if you hook up quick doesn't necessarily mean that it's a one-time thing or one-night stand.
	But um yeah okay um, you uh, let's see what are the other notes here.
	Uh, you said before he became so desperate to talk to me, wait, let me make sure, or wait, no.
	You said I think people need to figure out either they're just bored and want to be close to someone or if they're gen, genuinely wanting a relationship yeah, um.
	So I have honestly like issues with that myself, because being out of a relationship for so long, because the all the relationships i've been in, like dating, which i've only been in like three um, exactly three after.
	I'm kind of just like, do I miss being intimate with someone or do I actually want to find someone who better fits me?
	Hmm oh, before he became so desperate to talk to me and felt the need to go out of his way to pay me money to send me a message on Venmo, he was the one who cheated on me when I was in Japan for a month with the same girl.
	He introduced me to our second date.
	He called a sister.
	He only ratted himself out because he started having issues with his body and found out he got chlamydia.
	Yeah see, that was insane to me.
	That was a massive bullet that I dodged.
	I was like, thank goodness I was in Japan for a month.
	I did.
	I still like tested myself.
	Anyways, definitely not for me.
	Um yeah, wait.
	So you had sex with him after he had the chlamydia?
	No, I haven't.
	Um, he told me like right, when I got back.
	Oh, and then you, so we haven't had sex with people.
	Yeah okay, you said you dated, but wait, you dated him for a year before you ended things.
	Yeah, like a year after the chlamydia.
	No oh okay, I see.
	Yeah, it says anyways goes to show that when people realize they fumbled, they go to insane lengths to try to get you back.
	Um, I guess that's another.
	So he cheated and then he fumbled.
	Um, I guess that's another topic that would be worth discussing, because it's a great example of the saying that people do not do not realize what they had until they lost it, and it relates to any sort of relationship.
	Yeah, he also mentioned you in his bio when he created a new Tinder profile, and you have screen recordings of everything.
	Why did what did he say about you in your tinder in his tinder profile?
	Um, so that's really interesting um, but I was sent a screen recording of his Tinder profile that he created a few weeks, maybe a month, after I broke up with him, and he didn't like exactly include my name, but he mentioned, um something along the lines of, um sorry, i'm emotionally unavailable because i'm still in love with my ex.
	I won't talk about my ex unless you mention yours, and so on.
	That was his bio.
	Damn.
	Damn.
	When you look back at your like kind of your relationship history, like do you have any regret or anything?
	I think my only regret is that I just let things get too far and I should have spoken up a lot more early on because I don't know things like those kind of relationships like it really messes the messes with you like mentally and That was definitely like a learning curve,
	but I wouldn't really change anything else because I wouldn't be where I am today if I hadn't gone through that relationship Okay Let's see here.
	We have oh no, she's not here.
	We have Dess Yes The craziest dating story you have is when your ex put an air tag in your purse.
	Yeah, that was kind of crazy.
	What's the story there?
	We went to LA for my birthday and we went to like a concert and we had gotten to this argument at the concert and basically we went back to the Airbnb and he slept in the living room and I slept in the room and when I woke up in the morning he was gone and my vape was gone and my fake ID was gone and yeah, I had.
	My friend drove me back home and basically went like two days two, three days later I kept hearing this little like sound in my purse and I went through my purse two, three times and I didn't find anything.
	And then I got like this air tag message on my phone and it basically said that it was linked to his phone number.
	So then that's how I kind of found out that I had an air tag in my bag.
	So I went through my bag again and I saw a matchbox in my purse and it had an air tag in it that he put there and yeah, how did you know?
	It's the?
	Oh yeah.
	So he ghosted you and left you with an air tag.
	Why?
	To see what he's gonna do.
	The social experiment.
	Of course he's experimenting to see what she's naturally gonna do after man leaves her.
	That is a major, major yikes.
	Um damn, you figured out who it was, though.
	Right yeah, because you can see like, who the air tag is connected to by your, by the phone number.
	So yeah, did you speak afterwards?
	Did you talk to him often?
	Yeah, he followed me to the beach one day with the air tag.
	Oh my god, how did you confront him about it?
	Nothing, I didn't really see.
	You didn't get rid of the air tag, or just um, I told him about it.
	I was like I know, you put an air tag in my bag and like that's why you know that i'm here.
	And then he basically just said, like no, I didn't.
	And I was like yes, you didn't scare you.
	So you kept the air tag in.
	Yeah, that didn't scare you a little, a little bit, but I just like oh, like he really cares about wait, can you scoot into the table a little bit?
	Um, just so we can get you closer to the mic.
	Uh, going to a long is here, along is your notes.
	You're, you're in a five-year relationship.
	Is it been constant?
	Like it's not on again, off again, correct?
	It's not right not oh, so it's been good.
	Okay, all right, you said you went to hang out with a guy who you thought was interested in you.
	You smoked some Mary Jane and that, for the first time ever, you fell asleep and you woke up to his ex-girlfriend doing what?
	Um, giving him head.
	Oh, awkward ex-girlfriend there are.
	It could have been his girlfriend too.
	I was like no so but she wasn't there when you got there, like when you were just hanging out.
	How do you know?
	You didn't imagine it.
	You said it was the first time smoking weed.
	I mean like she was there when I woke up.
	That he just expected to get something that night, and I fell asleep.
	So, he had to get it somewhere.
	You said you made a bumble, and a friend's dad started texting you about how he saw your profile and he started hitting on you.
	Yeah, I had that happen.
	Friend's dad?
	Was he a babe?
	No.
	No, I think he was a little cuckoo.
	But you guys matched.
	No, no, like I didn't match him at all.
	He just started texting me from his number because I had his number for and you're waiting, right?
	Yeah.
	This happened when I was young.
	I was like 17.
	What were you doing?
	Yeah, I was about to say, what were you?
	Because there's the timeline here.
	You've been in a relationship for five years.
	You're 22.
	You would have been on Bumble.
	And I was like 17.
	Was the sirens?
	The sirens.
	I don't think you're allowed to even be on dating apps at that age.
	I did anyway.
	Oh, boy.
	Did you meet up with any people from there?
	Yeah, I did.
	Oh, no.
	Who were older?
	Yeah.
	Did you tell them you were.
	I did.
	And they said, wait, they still met?
	Is that a surprise?
	Is that a surprise?
	I mean, it's a.
	I mean.
	If you go on Tinder, you're getting what you're asking for.
	I mean, kind of.
	I mean, I feel like most people assume, though, like on dating apps, that everybody's over 18.
	Like, because you have to be.
	No.
	Like, if you go to a bar, you're probably going to assume people are over 21.
	I think they didn't care because I was turning 18 that year.
	And how old was I?
	What's the sound for that?
	I don't even.
	I think I'm going to stop it.
	Get you out.
	Yeah.
	Probably.
	Be careful.
	Guys, be very careful on these dating apps.
	You got to get a photo ID.
	You excited to die by saying that.
	Or something.
	Let's see.
	You said finding someone that matches your lifestyle is number one?
	Yeah.
	What's your lifestyle?
	Just like active, outdoors, someone who likes the same things as you.
	Like I said, like, I wouldn't date you because you don't go on hikes kind of situation.
	Oh, shoot.
	Yeah.
	The whole hike thing.
	Yeah.
	Let's see.
	You said from what you've witnessed, dating has become one of the most difficult things, and many are looking for perfect.
	I don't think perfect is out there.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, no, I think I tend to agree with that.
	We're going to come right back to you now.
	So getting into your notes here.
	Oh boy.
	Actually, I think you said women tell too much unnecessary information prior to just meeting someone that might not even find them valuable.
	I just noticed this.
	So Nisa, do you know Aubrey Plaza?
	No.
	You'll know Aubrey Plaza.
	Can we Google a photo of...
	You kind of look like Aubrey Plaza.
	Hold on.
	Wait.
	Don't worry.
	Let me find better photos.
	Doesn't she look a little bit like Aubrey Plaza?
	A little bit?
	Where is she?
	Here, I'll send a...
	Wait, hold on.
	Like, a little bit?
	Hold on.
	I'll send in private chat.
	We're holding it.
	Is she Caribbean?
	What?
	Is she Caribbean?
	The girl?
	Is she Caribbean?
	Does Anissa look Caribbean to you?
	No, I thought you were saying the person...
	No, no, no, I got you.
	I got you wrong.
	I got you wrong.
	Oh, no.
	You thought I was talking about you.
	Oh, no, no.
	So I was just.
	I see how you see how that happens.
	Yeah, I kind of switched things up there a little bit.
	So that's on me.
	Can we pull that up?
	Yeah.
	She's a little bit more a little bit.
	Oh, she's a bit.
	The eyes are off, but everything else, yeah.
	I feel the eyes are like kind of similar.
	No, hi.
	She grew up like a little bit.
	Hers, but more almond than hers.
	She just looks like she's been through a little bit of stress with the Michael Jackson nose.
	Do you guys see it?
	Yeah.
	Like it's Aubrey Plaza sitting next to me.
	Hold on.
	Let me see if I can find a better one.
	She's an actress.
	Parks and Rec.
	Have you seen Parks and Rec?
	She's in that.
	That's the only thing I know of that she's in.
	She's funny.
	She's.
	Anyways.
	Just thought that was.
	I just noticed.
	Right, chat?
	She kind of looks.
	People are saying no.
	Not too much.
	Insulting to Anissa.
	Okay, well, whatever.
	Looks like, okay, relax, guys.
	Looks like.
	Okay.
	Go ahead.
	What was the question?
	I totally forgot.
	It was about sex work and people telling too much business prior to meeting someone that's not important.
	I feel like a lot of women, when they meet someone, they want to go so depth into the truth about their lives and past lives to someone that's possibly not going to even call them back tomorrow.
	They give way too much information about themselves that men are just not really giving back.
	And I feel like, yeah, a lot of like women specifically give too much unvaluable information and probably going to be used against them.
	So yeah, that's what I think.
	Cool story, bro.
	That's including body count too.
	If a man asks to me, if a man asks you for a body count, if he's genuinely concerned, I'd ask him, well, why don't you just ask me for STD tests instead of asking me for a body count?
	But a lot of women, like, they go back and say, oh, I don't have a dad.
	I don't have a, like, everything I told you guys, I do not even tell guys unless I have an OnlyFans.
	I said, I'm a personal assistant.
	You don't tell or a social media marketer.
	No, I do not lead with that at all.
	No, I don't.
	Don't you feel like you should?
	I mean, it's being fair to I don't really care about being fair.
	Okay, I mean his life is not fair, so why should I be?
	Yeah, but it seems like it would be the ethical thing to do.
	I'm unethical.
	I'm in the most unethical job you can have.
	So ethical is just not.
	I suppose you're honest, at least.
	By the way, TTS is now 69 if you guys want to get a TTS in.
	So even in your relationships, you're unethical.
	Well, what usually happens, the hardest thing is to break to a guy that I really matured to, that I have OnlyFans, but none of them care.
	I've never met one that's like, oh, really?
	I've never met one that cared.
	But no, I don't lead with that.
	Like when a man approaches me, he's like, what do you do for a living?
	Or what do you do?
	First of all, either I say nothing, like I don't do anything, or I'll tell him.
	No, sorry, go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	I'll tell him, like, if I want to impress him, I will tell him I'm a personal assistant, or I will say social media marketer.
	I would never lead off with OnlyFans.
	Okay, well, this is a checkmate to our previous conversation.
	Earlier, you were saying that men would rather date a sex worker over a woman who works in.
	Hold on, no, you gotta let me finish, and then I'll let you talk.
	So you said a man would prefer to date a sex worker, OnlyFans girl, escort, over a woman who works at Chick-fil-A.
	Do you think a woman who works at Chick-fil-A would lie to men that she works at Chick-fil-A?
	A smart woman should.
	Why?
	Okay, well, hold on.
	So what, then let's put that aside, since you're not going to concede on that.
	If men were super stoked on your job or work or whatever, why do you not tell them that you're a sex worker?
	Because they're going to expect sex, which I don't like having sex.
	That's why.
	If I tell them if I leave when I'm a sex worker, then they're gonna think, oh, well, she's gonna have sex with me right away, which is not the truth.
	Or I can like sexually exploit her right away, or I could sexually disrespect her.
	I could smack her butt.
	I can touch her boots, I can grope her.
	No, I don't want any, or I can ask her for, I can ask her, I can ask her for inappropriate pictures, or I can disrespect her.
	I don't know if you noticed, but my Instagram is a lady empress because I want to be treated like a lady in all of my content.
	All of my content is me putting on my clothes, not taking golf.
	That's that's a cool story.
	But why do you want to be treated like a lady?
	Because I'm a lady.
	Are you?
	Yes, just like Marilyn Monroe, just like Melania Trump is.
	Yeah, but so.
	That's cool.
	So you want to be treated like a lady, but you're you admitted earlier to being a prostitute.
	And you don't think prostitutes can be ladies?
	You don't think ladies can act like prostitutes as well?
	Well, opinion is opinion.
	Well, it's possible that you could act like a lady, but acting like a lady would entail not being a sex worker.
	Really?
	I don't think so.
	I don't think sex has anything to do with it.
	What does it mean to be a lady?
	So explain to me what it means to be a lady.
	Being a lady means that you demand respect, you know, from men that you preserve.
	You don't respect yourself.
	You're a sex worker.
	Of course I respect myself.
	I'm getting paid for having sex instead of putting it for free.
	Literally not respecting yourself.
	In your book, in my book, I am.
	Respect means that you're going to allow someone to pay you for your services.
	Disrespect means that you're going to let them do it for free.
	I don't see how that.
	Oh my god.
	But me having sex with somebody isn't necessarily me doing it for free.
	Yeah, it is.
	No, it isn't.
	Because I have a more, I have moral stand on me.
	If a guy's going to stick his dick in me, it's because it's the only vagina that he's putting his dick in.
	And you believe that?
	Yeah.
	What's the sound effects for that?
	What's the sound effects for that?
	But I mean, I asked you earlier if you had a 15-year-old in front of you, then you would just be a little bit more.
	So if you have parents, if you have great parents that are like sending you to college and are providing for you and you come from a great family, do not be a sex work.
	But if you come from a lady.
	So where are you now in life?
	Still a sex worker.
	But how are like financially?
	Because you're you earn quite much money.
	So when is it enough?
	I don't want to leave sex work though.
	Not right now.
	As much money as I can make off of it, it doesn't bother me.
	It bothers other people, but it doesn't bother me.
	I enjoy waking up doing absolutely nothing.
	And I enjoy going to bed doing absolutely nothing.
	If I wasn't a sex worker, I wouldn't have made it on this podcast.
	I do work in St. Louis.
	I'm not a sex worker when I'm here on this podcast.
	Because you live in California.
	I've lived in Mexico.
	I lived in an orphanage in Mexico.
	But so you can get to orphanage from Mexico to hair?
	Yeah.
	What job in Mexico?
	You're the only sex worker.
	I'm not at the table.
	That doesn't even make sense.
	You don't need to be a sex worker to be on the show.
	No, I'm saying I have not got here.
	I self would have not got here if I was not doing OnlyFans.
	I'd be in St. Nusha.
	Trying to survive.
	You could be doing beauty.
	You could be doing fashion.
	You could be in child health care.
	You could be in the middle of the morning.
	No, you cannot.
	You're putting all of these American benefits.
	I didn't come from there.
	So then you're putting all of St. Lucia that they're all in sex workers.
	No, all of St. St. Lucia doesn't have.
	I'm like the biggest and only sex worker in St. Louisa, if I'm being frankly honest.
	You're the biggest?
	Yes, biggest.
	And the whole Eastern Caribbean, yes.
	You're the only sex worker.
	Biggest in St. Nusha.
	You can ask anybody.
	You're the only sex worker.
	In St. Nushia.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Put it in Google.
	Google it, please.
	She's the only prostitute in St. Lucia.
	No, I said OnlyFans girl.
	And there's no prostitutes on the street.
	No, they're not.
	In St. Lucia.
	They don't have prostitutes running the streets in St. Louis.
	Say that.
	But um, so yes, i'm the biggest sex worker in the whole eastern Caribbean.
	That is a fact.
	Congrats that.
	Do you want a trophy for the?
	Yes, thank you, where is it?
	Um, I think I might.
	No, where is it?
	But to be fair though, I really think that none of us knows what poverty is exactly.
	So, exactly so what?
	So we cannot even imagine what we would do in that situation exactly.
	You couldn't understand.
	But I you're, in poverty and still not equal things.
	Not really yes, really.
	So what is your poverty situation?
	My dad was deported when I was four years old.
	I've been in foster care since I was seven.
	I got kicked out of my house, so how did you get here?
	17 years old, I got put in Mexico in an orphanage.
	How did you get here?
	And I got put here because I was working hard.
	Who do you live with?
	By myself, I pay my own rent.
	Doing what?
	Working two jobs, and I go to school.
	And do you enjoy that?
	I do very well, but that that's that's like, not what I enjoy.
	I don't want to give my time to anybody else.
	So yeah, that's that's my opinion.
	So, opinion relatedly, if I came from poverty, I wouldn't want to bust my ass in a country with giving all of my time making someone else's establishment rich, and not myself.
	And that's you.
	Yeah, i'm the son of me building my own establishment, and listen.
	So the the point of the argument was that laying down with a man for free just because he told you something nice you know, means that you don't value yourself.
	No, does it I?
	I definitely agree that you believe that.
	But have you ever had sex?
	Yes, without yes before.
	I was the only fans girl.
	Yes, I did, and I could tell you every single man that you know I was, you know after or was after me.
	They did not respect me or like me.
	When I came into my downtimes and I needed like during this covet time when I had to, you know result, was there anything interesting about yourself for them to like other than you?
	Yes, of course.
	I'm the most talented person in this room.
	Yes, of course that's a lot.
	So what's your talent?
	Wait what's yeah, what's your talent?
	I can sing.
	I do burlesques.
	I played the violin for 13 years.
	I'm very good at acting in all sorts, adult included.
	I'm a professional jump roper.
	I'm an athlete yes, a professional jump roper, an athlete.
	I do tennis.
	How do you become a professional jump roper?
	She's the best jumper.
	If you so, you have a lot of good qualities, like singing, and why don't you do that?
	Carry around, I do do singing.
	That's the thing I just didn't live with that wait into speak straight into the mic.
	I do do singing.
	You're the best jump roper in St. Lucy.
	Yeah, I mean, I'm not ashamed of That.
	Jump roping is a serious sport if people who don't know about it.
	I think that happens to be a lot of people.
	It's double duty, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	In Denmark, I know.
	The jump roping serious, serious, it's in the Olympics, actually.
	Yeah, no, so in Olympics.
	It's not Olympia.
	It's very serious.
	So one of these days it'll be.
	Yeah.
	It'll be in the Olympics soon here.
	I think.
	Isn't it still like a lot of work to be a sex worker?
	No, I wake up and do nothing.
	So a lot of like OnlyFans, a lot of people have this like delusion that we make content all day.
	Our money doesn't come from content.
	It comes from marketing.
	So social media marketing.
	So we have groups, retweet groups.
	So retweeting.
	Do you do all of your marketing yourself?
	Yes.
	And how long, how much do you do to market yourself?
	Retweet groups, you know, Reddit groups.
	Every worker has different social media and marketing tactics.
	There are women that have managers.
	I per se do not have a manager because I don't want to give a man that ability to my account because I would call that pimping.
	So no, sex work is not what you think it is.
	It's not like I'm getting up every day and running after men.
	No.
	You have to take a bunch of pictures.
	have to take pictures you only like I don't I don't see how like that even like gets you anywhere though without having to do like a bunch of work to get no You don't have to.
	That's the thing.
	You do not have to do that much work.
	That's why most people are resulting to sex work.
	Like, so there's girls that don't really know the marketing part, and they're posting all of this, like, you know, very X-rated content and posting their sales naked and doing this and doing that.
	But the ones that know about marketing, or some of the ones that majored in business, or know someone who made in business, knows that the marketing part is where the majority of the money comes from.
	Not an actual taking pictures and taking videos.
	But I don't understand how you make money if you just wake up and do nothing and go to sleep and do nothing.
	Well, that's what you call a passive income.
	That's what you call it.
	You know what a passive income is?
	No, you can explain.
	A passive income means that you make money without doing absolutely nothing because your business is running itself even when you're not running it.
	So then who's taking away?
	How are you passively making the $5,000 while you fucking?
	No, no, no.
	I said if someone wants to fuck me and they, you know, write out that they want to have sex with me, that is a price, $5,000.
	That is the price for a meetup price.
	$5,000.
	Yeah, but I'm not talking about that.
	I'm not talking about that.
	I'm talking about OnlyFans.
	Fucking in OnlyFans is two different things.
	I'm talking about on OnlyFans.
	How much do you make?
	I don't like all right now.
	I'm making money.
	All right now.
	I'm beating subscribers.
	I'm getting tips.
	I'm getting custom video deals.
	I'm getting like cash app coins.
	All right now.
	That's what a passive income is.
	That I could be doing nothing.
	I could be in Santa Barbara.
	No.
	I don't have to have a typer.
	I thought you were getting like chats and messages right now.
	Yes, I'm getting chats and messages right now.
	I don't have that.
	They're like not answered all right now.
	But I'm still making money.
	That's what a passive income is.
	How much are you making?
	That's my business.
	On OnlyFans?
	That's my business.
	Do you never text them back?
	When I have time, I do text my fans back when I have time.
	But I take my mental health because I have my time to myself.
	I take my mental health more seriously.
	So say if I'm not happy right now, I'm not going to go on OnlyFans and go answer all these messages.
	So sometimes that might be weeks.
	Sometimes that might be months.
	I don't, you know, work because I've created so much content.
	My content works itself.
	I don't need to be making new and new content every like, you know, day and every time.
	So in the past, you had to spend a lot of time making content.
	Is it that much time?
	Like when you're concentrating, you know, everything is content.
	So literally all you have to do is just turn your camera on, drinking water, eating chicken.
	Like all of that is content for us.
	So no, it's not that time consuming.
	Like the time is what, 10 minutes of me shaking my ass and then the camera's off and that content lasts me for years.
	But I don't really understand how you can protect it when you're not telling the 15 year old to choose it.
	I don't understand.
	So when we're talking to the 15 year old, don't choose being in sex work.
	If you have parents, yes.
	Yeah, but where you are now, you're not in poverty anymore, right?
	No.
	So why are you still choosing it?
	Because I like what I do.
	I like it.
	You love prostitution?
	Yes, I love it.
	I love prostitution.
	I love it.
	I do not like working a job.
	And she knows it.
	Here comes the whole thing.
	Oh my God.
	So what do you post?
	Is it all social media platforms?
	Okay, but on...
	My most big one is Twitter, if that's what you're asking.
	Okay.
	Okay, is it like your face or is it mostly your body that gets attention?
	Both.
	My face.
	No, it's my face that gets attention because there's a lot of like, obviously there's a lot of OnlyFans stars with better bodies than me, but it's my face that gets.
	But it's my fan.
	Obviously.
	Oh, so sorry, did I say that too that loud?
	But actually, naturally, no.
	I take that back.
	Naturally, no.
	There's not many people.
	You're the best in St. Lucia.
	Yes, I am.
	That's a fact.
	That is a fact.
	You laughing?
	Oh, we all laughing.
	That's a fact.
	Disrespectful to gay people, but go ahead.
	There's the gay, it's illegal insignificant.
	Nobody else hears that.
	Okay, sorry.
	Fact.
	You gotta put the T at the end.
	Oh, fact.
	Fact.
	Oh, fact.
	Don't cancel me, YouTube.
	She was not saying that.
	That is a fact.
	Fact.
	That is a fact.
	Here, say T. T. Fact.
	That's a fact.
	Don't say that word.
	Don't say that word.
	That is the truth.
	That's the truth.
	No, don't say the other word.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	How would you describe the word?
	I'm fucking glad it's going to come after her and kill her.
	The woman where I'm from?
	Yeah, like it would be a good idea.
	No comment that you're talking about.
	Gay and lesbian and American on the line.
	No comments.
	I don't know.
	Sorry.
	So when's the last time you fucked a guy for $5,000?
	No comment.
	Today.
	Okay.
	What else do you want to talk about?
	Whatever you want to talk about.
	Okay.
	Let's see here.
	Let me look at my notes.
	Let's do something fun.
	Do you think you're representing St. Lucia in a positive way?
	No.
	Well, wait, I didn't represent St. Lucia.
	Wait, all you're talking about.
	You're the best in St. Lucia.
	No, I said I'm the biggest in St. Lucia.
	I'm the only one in St. Lucia.
	Why am I the only one?
	Because that's not how St. Lucians live life.
	That's not how they live life.
	You're the number one process.
	In the Eastern Caribbean.
	In the Eastern Caribbean.
	Sorry, sorry, excuse me.
	Eastern Caribbean.
	In the Eastern Caribbean.
	I apologize.
	I will get your accolades correct next time.
	Empress of nudity in the Eastern Caribbean.
	You're the number one jump roper too?
	Probably.
	Actually, probably.
	I really want to compete.
	Have you ever jump roped and fucked a guy at the same time?
	No.
	No, but I've done handstands.
	Combine two things.
	Yoga and fucking, but not jump rope and fucking.
	I'm very good at yoga too.
	I'm very, very flustered.
	Are you the best at yoga?
	I'm not the best.
	Not the best.
	In St. Lucia, are you the best?
	No, not the best.
	Not the best at yoga.
	Not the best at yoga.
	Oh, okay.
	Just checking.
	Just wanted to check.
	Do you go to competitions for jump roping?
	Well, they don't have that in the Caribbean, so if I ever got a chance to do it in America.
	They don't have buildings there to house competitions.
	Just kidding.
	They have a lot of stuff in the Caribbean.
	You're serious.
	I mean, the temperature, the climate's very nice.
	They just live outside.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I'm sorry.
	It's a joke.
	They have buildings there.
	Some of them are made out of brick and other modern building materials.
	It's true, right?
	I've been.
	You seem very upset that I'm attacking the architecture of the city.
	I haven't said a word.
	St. Lucia is the second most beautiful island in the world.
	What's the first?
	In the Caribbean.
	I think it's either Curaçao or Toxicos is this first.
	But St. Lucia is the second one.
	Have you been to Hawaii?
	Yes, I've been to Hawaii.
	Was it by yourself or somebody?
	Yeah, but you said in the world.
	It's the second place.
	In the Caribbean.
	In the Caribbean.
	But it is over Hawaii.
	It's like being second place in the special Olympics.
	Second most beautiful country in the whole Caribbean.
	And probably like what?
	On the first 10 in the world?
	Having the second nicest house in the slums of Detroit.
	The Helen of the West Indies.
	You still have the shitty.
	The Helen of the West Indies versus the slum of Detroit is very different.
	Okay.
	Because the people from the slums of Detroit and the people of the heights of the Montecito are spending all their money to go down to St. Lucia and see what's going on down there.
	I don't think everybody in Montecito is.
	Not everybody.
	Not everybody.
	But the richest people in the world know what St. Lucia is and been and love it.
	So then why is there so much poverty and people need to sell themselves for sex?
	I never expect people need to sell theirselves for sex.
	Sex.
	There's more people selling themselves in America for sex.
	Not for sex, but at KFC and like you said.
	Working regular jobs, trying to make a regular living so they won't be considered as degenerate so they can live up to the American expectation.
	Why are there so many people trying to do that?
	Why do you think?
	Because they're trying to live up to the American expectation and work as many jobs as they can get instead of being a sex worker.
	Maybe, I don't know, that's why.
	I don't know.
	She's got the second best favela in the Brazilian favelas.
	I took off my wig and my makeup for Saint Lucia, so I would defend St. Lucia.
	I fuck with St. Lucia.
	I'm cool with saying I'm not trying to beef.
	I'm not trying to beef with St. Lucia.
	I'm just saying.
	But no, no, no.
	Do not try prostitution to St. Lucia because there are no prostitutes in St. Lucia.
	Just to put that straight.
	There are no prostitutes in St. Lucia.
	I am one of the only.
	Number one.
	I am the number one.
	Number one prostitute.
	St. Lucia.
	Alpha.
	She's the number one prostitute in the Eastern Caribbean.
	Eastern, Barbados, St. Vincent, Martinique.
	There's a lot of prostitutions.
	Hold on.
	We're neighbors to Martinique.
	Don't you talk to me?
	We're neighbors to Martinique.
	First off, I know a woman from Martinique.
	I don't think you're the number one prostitute.
	Yes, I am.
	People have gone out, the Americans have gone out their way to the city.
	Have you been to Martinique?
	It's St. Lucia's neighbor.
	It's 30-minute boat travel.
	Yes, I've been.
	It's part of Europe.
	Yes.
	France.
	Do you know all the prostitutes?
	They have cheap street prostitutes.
	I don't need to think about it.
	So there is prostitutes.
	And Martinique.
	Martinique is a different country.
	That's a part of France.
	Martinique.
	Martinique.
	Yeah, careful with that last part there.
	No.
	I mean, I know you've got the past, but I would recommend just avoid saying Martinique?
	Don't say that last part, Martinique.
	What's wrong with that?
	Nique.
	Nique.
	No, calm down, lady.
	I'm confused.
	Don't say it's very offensive in America to say that word.
	What?
	Stop.
	I'm confused.
	Me too.
	Good talk.
	But no, no, no.
	So Martinique is a part.
	Martinique is a part of France.
	It's like not geographically part of the Caribbean, but they are like under French control.
	They're a part of France.
	They're like outlying for France.
	Obviously, France is known for prostitutes.
	W France.
	Yes.
	Dupont-Français?
	No.
	Oupala-Creole.
	Creole?
	Oui.
	Oui?
	No, je jus parfrançais.
	No copoén.
	Ju tu comconde?
	No.
	No copon.
	Et bien donc.
	Let's talk about something else.
	Gringo language.
	That's a French language.
	That's the Creole is a black people language.
	It's the what?
	Creole is the black people language.
	There's different types of Creole.
	You don't know Creole.
	You know the Crest people.
	Well, I don't know how to speak Creole, but I know of.
	What's Creole?
	What's Creole mean?
	I don't know what it literally means.
	It's a language.
	There's different kinds of people.
	No, it's a people.
	No, there's different kinds of that language, though.
	Yes.
	$667 donated $69.
	Yo.
	I'm playing Battlegrounds on Classic Era while I have to listen to this woman's voice.
	Every single word that's coming out of her mouth is a lie.
	Just let me kill some horde.
	Ruin, I'm sorry that we're disrupting your World of Warcraft PvP action.
	I apologize.
	I hope you win your game.
	I play Call of Duty.
	I probably could whoop your ass.
	He probably lost the game because of you.
	Because he's so distracted.
	He was distracted and he dropped back.
	He was playing Morrisong Gulch.
	Have you ever written to a therapist?
	Vector donated $70.68.
	Hey, sex lady, if your job was synonymous with the collapse of society, would that impact your choices going forward?
	You already displayed signs of nihilism, so I'll say no.
	It would not.
	Abdul?
	Can you read a question to me again?
	Hmm.
	I don't know.
	It kind of just like came in, but.
	Get the rocks.
	Abdul?
	Yeah, get the rocks.
	Get the rocks.
	Abdul.
	That's such a cute name.
	It is a cute name.
	It is.
	There's a lot of people in this world named Abdul.
	Are you being insensitive to Arabics?
	I love Arabics.
	Arabic.
	I love the Middle East.
	They have definitely helped me become who I am.
	I'm sure they would stone you there.
	Well, they also contributed to me who I am today.
	They're my main contributors, best tippers.
	Wait, Dubai?
	Of course.
	They're the ones just asking you to piss on them and shit on them and asking for money for it.
	They're giving you money for it.
	Have you done that?
	Yes, I have.
	How many times?
	I will not tell you.
	More than that.
	But I've done it.
	Three times.
	I've done it.
	Specifically to all Arab men.
	To all what?
	Arab men.
	They enjoy it.
	All?
	Wait, hold on.
	I will not let them slander Arab.
	I love Arabic.
	They're so handsome.
	Sure, that's good.
	And they're great providers and they're great protectors and they're good and bad.
	I want to disavow, I don't, I think this is probably a rare thing for Arabic men.
	You don't, look it up.
	Literally, this is like the most popular thing for Arab men.
	I'm not going to allow you to slander.
	This is very popular.
	Look, it happens.
	It happens for a while.
	Specifically in the Middle East.
	That's what happens the most.
	They love it.
	Okay, well, we shouldn't say all Arabic men do that.
	Dubai is the main one.
	That's okay.
	Where did they do it?
	On your body?
	What did I do it on theirs?
	Oh, you did it?
	Yes.
	You did it to them.
	Yeah, they're paying me to do it to them.
	But did they do it to you?
	No.
	They're not into that.
	How much would that cost, though?
	That could never, that's like not prices out there.
	You do it for me.
	No, I wouldn't do it for a million dollars.
	You wouldn't do it for a million dollars?
	No, I wouldn't.
	Because I could just date a man who has a million dollars.
	Many girls here let somebody poop on you for a million dollars.
	A million dollars?
	I'm probably going to say no.
	I'd shit on somebody for a million dollars.
	Would you let somebody poop on you for a million dollars?
	I can't believe I'm having a fairy.
	Would you let somebody poop on you for a million dollars?
	OnlyFans poop on your finger.
	Would you shit on her for a million dollars?
	Of course.
	Of course he's shitting on me right now.
	I'll shoot on me right now.
	I'll do it for free.
	No, just kidding.
	Just kidding.
	Don't clip that shit, boy.
	That would go in dark fans.
	Wait, can you like get diseases from that?
	Like from someone pooping on you?
	I mean, if it's like your back, it's probably okay.
	I've heard of people doing it on your chest.
	Like, that's like really close to your face, you know?
	Two girls want tower.
	No.
	But I, yeah, you know, I think they like eat the shit, don't they?
	Yes, they do eat.
	They do eat the shit.
	Oh, my God.
	This is so degenerate.
	Yes, and even you can.
	How much does it trap farts and sell them?
	I'm so serious.
	You can trap farts and sell them.
	Nowadays, I believe it, though.
	The world is like interesting.
	And so once you see the real world, there's no way you can really respect it.
	Like the girl that you're doing.
	These are our lawyers.
	These are not just like random assistants.
	$667 donated $69.
	If I had a penny for every time that this woman lied, then I would be the world's first trillionaire.
	Really?
	Yeah, probably.
	Probably.
	A lot of lies, maybe.
	When you get the billion dollars, can I have some, please?
	No.
	Make sure you subscribe to my OnlyFans and tip me well when you get that billion.
	Thank you.
	So you've been to you've been to Saudi Arabia and Dubai and you've pooped on men.
	You stupid donated $69.
	Crazy, bro.
	You feel like shit, you make excuses so you don't feel bad.
	You try to persuade others so you are not alone.
	Can a man, child, people respect you if you let people disrespect you for money?
	If God be with me, who can be against me?
	I think you're using God to your advantage.
	No, no, but of course, but God is for my advantage.
	I don't think God is for your advantage.
	Well, good thing you don't get paid for what you think.
	That's crazy, man.
	I mean, technically, she is right now.
	I'm getting paid for what I'm thinking.
	Wait, so I don't even know where to go, like, after the whole poop argument.
	That's crazy, man.
	Do you touch your own shit when you're like rubbing it?
	What the fuck?
	Fuck, bro.
	God damn.
	Subscribe to see.
	I'm okay.
	How much do you call is your subscription?
	Varies.
	Fluctuates.
	Depending on the economy at the date.
	39 cents.
	It's about tree fitting, boys.
	Tree fitting.
	They don't have that for OnlyFans.
	Can't go lower than $3.
	Free.
	Yeah, you can't go lower than $3.
	Free.
	I don't get why you wear a wig like your hair looks like it's a different color, but like Because ginger goes with this And depending on what outfit I have.
	You could just dye your hair that color.
	No.
	And I feel like it would look the same.
	If I dye my hair that color, my hair would get damaged.
	I wouldn't have to do it.
	$69.
	This girl is delusional.
	She's barely worth a whopper junior, let alone 5k.
	That's crazy, man.
	Well.
	So do you.
	I don't even know.
	Do I what?
	Do I love what I do?
	Yes, I do.
	I love it.
	And nobody could tell me nothing because I travel the whole world already and live life already.
	So at what cost?
	But it won't be cool.
	No cost to get twerking my ass, shaking my ass like I was normally doing before.
	I was getting paid for it.
	Ah, yes.
	Truth bomb.
	Thank you.
	The bear?
	I'll do it.
	In the woods?
	Yeah, we'll do the bear versus man question.
	I had a what's that Bible verse where like what's that Bible verse?
	But but at what cost loses his soul?
	Oh, if God so loved the world, he gave his one and only beloved son something, something.
	It's like John 3, 16.
	Oh, it goes, it's uh, is it, wait, Mark 8, 36?
	Uh, it goes, for what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his own soul?
	I think that's Mark 8, 36.
	Is it?
	Or is it Matthew?
	Matthew 16, 26?
	Hold on.
	For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul?
	You think I lost my soul?
	You let a dude.
	So excuse me, you've you let a dude shit on you.
	No, I didn't.
	I shitted on the dude.
	Still lust your soul.
	Well, in your book.
	Still luster soul.
	In your book.
	I'm right.
	In your book.
	To me, in my head and in my life, I've not lost my soul.
	If you had children, would you explain to them and would you still tell them?
	I wouldn't have children.
	If, hypothetically.
	If I had children.
	Yeah, I would explain where they come from, the family line they come from.
	I'm pretty sure they would understand.
	But actually, I do want to do a thought experiment with the chat.
	So, chat, would you shad on somebody for a billion dollars?
	Like, I think I would do it.
	Like, at least I'm being honest, right?
	At least I'm being honest, but like, a billion dollars?
	Yeah.
	And I just have to, like, do what I do every day, but a different something's different.
	like a billion chat like we could be come on chat Are you promoting something now?
	I think I'd actually want to get shot.
	Like, chat.
	Come on.
	I don't know.
	A billion, guys.
	A billion.
	That's like generational wealth.
	Like, yeah.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	I have a little take.
	So you say all this about sex worker, right?
	Yeah.
	And that you're against sex worker and that it's degenerate.
	Yeah.
	Do you know my country?
	They would call you a sex worker before me the way that you're dressed.
	And they will have more respect for me than they will have for you because the way that you're dressed.
	You're more dressed like a sex worker.
	Wait, they would have more.
	So if she was a virgin wearing that and you're not believing that she's a virgin.
	But let's say she is.
	So they let's say they know.
	So let's say she's a virgin and she's wearing that.
	They have less respect for her.
	You're a prostitute and fucked 100 men for money, but you're wearing that.
	That's like, no, no, no.
	You totally switched what I'm saying.
	I said she's against sex workers, but yet she is dressed like one.
	And I'm the sex worker, but she's dressed like one.
	But I'm okay.
	And do you think that men like view you as a wholesome woman?
	Or do you think that they view you as what you're dressed like?
	Yeah.
	Wait, so wait, whatever they say.
	I'll engage with this.
	So I would argue that men, if they had to choose between two options, a woman who dresses revealing as she is dressed.
	Hold on.
	Let me paint the picture here.
	A woman who dresses revealing as she's dressed, but she's otherwise like average or whatever, average body count.
	Or a woman who dresses super modestly, but she's a prostitute and an escort and has slept with, say, 100 men.
	Please don't clip that.
	My hand.
	That was.
	Okay, I'll hit fuck.
	What are you thinking?
	Which do you pick, chat?
	The woman who dresses revealing, but she's like, you know, whatever, average body count.
	Or the girl who dresses super modestly, but 100 body count.
	I think you got to take the, I think you take the dress like a hundred.
	No, it's not just, it's not just that.
	I think I know you take the woman who dresses revealing.
	Well, if that was true, then how am I being taken by so many people?
	That's how I like, that's what my personal personality is.
	People who pay for pussy are the only type of people that go after you.
	And people who don't pay for pussy are the only type of people who go after you.
	Yeah.
	Because I'm broke myself.
	You also said you don't disclose the fact that you're a sex worker.
	Yeah.
	Not to all, but not to all.
	Not to most either.
	No, I don't.
	But eventually they find out, they find out, but I don't know.
	I don't leave with that.
	That is what I said.
	I don't leave with it.
	Oh, okay.
	I think people who can afford to live in Santa Barbara always has to be somewhat well off.
	So I don't think that she is broke at all.
	I mean, she has two jobs.
	She's also in school and she pays for at what cost?
	Two jobs.
	My happiness.
	My future costs.
	My legacy.
	Cost your happiness and your legacy in the future.
	And what is your legacy?
	Working the two jobs and going to school.
	Yeah.
	Like everybody else in this country.
	Give me a second.
	I'm working two jobs.
	I'm working Social Security times two.
	I'm working a 401k.
	I'm investing in stocks.
	And I'm also investing in my career.
	So I'm going to.
	Nobody's investing it for you.
	I wonder why.
	Myself, me, because it's my name on it.
	And you think that when guys give things to you, it's their name on it, period.
	And they're giving it to you.
	You have to work for that shit.
	And when it gets to me, it's my name on it.
	You know what I mean?
	But at what cost?
	My name is.
	What are you talking about?
	You sold your soul for it.
	I sold my soul.
	So what are you selling?
	My heart.
	Your time.
	Your time and your heart and your happiness.
	Yeah.
	I didn't sell my soul.
	You think I sold my soul because that's what in your book.
	Selling my soul would mean that I'm doing all these types of drugs and let every single man who offers me a piece of money have sex with me.
	And that is not the case.
	No, but you've sat here this entire podcast explaining why that it's okay because you don't care how they view you, but this entire time you've been kind of explaining why they shouldn't view you as I don't care what they view me as because either way they're going to pay.
	Like I literally do not care.
	Do you not see?
	I've been smiling every time he says prostitute.
	The word prostitute doesn't bother me.
	The world selling my soul doesn't bother me because you know why?
	I know that who I am and what I stand for.
	Oh, sorry, were you?
	Oh my god, I didn't know that.
	Okay, my bad.
	Go ahead.
	Yeah, I know who I am and what I stand for.
	So, like, literally, I'm not trying to explain myself.
	I know people are going to say, What the fuck do they want about prostitutes?
	Because they don't have a time and they're a slave to someone else making them rich.
	Oops.
	Oh, whoop, what the fuck?
	Wait, so I actually want to go back to a conversation we were having earlier.
	So I would rather date a female janitor than a sex worker.
	What do you think about that?
	I think you're telling the truth.
	She cleans bathrooms.
	She's doing shit for a living.
	She what?
	She cleans the shit that I like spat out on the floor.
	That's gross.
	You spat it out.
	So you out my ass.
	Ruin, you spat it out your ass.
	She said, donated $69.
	Brian, you chose the wrong Bible verse.
	You should have mentioned Titus chapter 2, verses 3, 4, and 5.
	Women are to be chaste, not false accusers, obedient to their husbands, and not given to much wine.
	W. Yo, Ruin, thank you so much, man.
	Not given to much wine.
	That means like we shouldn't drink that much.
	No.
	Temperance, yeah, I guess.
	Oh, I guess.
	I think mine was pretty topical, though.
	Yeah, it was good.
	Her selling her soul, letting or shitting on people or whatever.
	It's funny that you mentioned soul when you're not religious.
	Everybody has a soul.
	But not to a religious person.
	Are you religious?
	Wait, you're truthful.
	I said that.
	I literally let that.
	Wait, hold on.
	The lips of an immoral woman drip honey, and her mouth is sweeter than oil.
	But in the end, she's bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.
	You lack virtue and dignity.
	That's a strange woman.
	That is the strange woman.
	He's using that out of order.
	That's the strange woman.
	I'm not strange to him.
	A strange woman.
	That comes from Proverbs.
	And the verse after that says, to listen to your woman, and that if those who listen to the woman will be granted a clan with glory.
	He's talking about, but for a strange woman, their lips are bitter than oil.
	I'm not a strange woman because I'm not with you.
	So that means if you had a wife and you cheated her with a prostitute.
	Oh, let me put that out there too.
	Both of my original parents that died were pastors.
	Where's the sound effects for that too?
	Oh, I got.
	Do you feel like you're glorifying them?
	No, I'm not.
	Get some help.
	It's called marketing.
	Do you think God put us here to shit on each other?
	No, but I believe that God is in control.
	And what he doesn't want to happen, he will not let happen.
	No, I think God has a plan for all of us in Andrew, whether to follow it or not.
	We'll have her back, guys.
	We'll have her back when Andrew's on.
	Wait, so you're religious?
	Yes.
	Well, spiritual.
	And what spiritual book do I follow the Bible?
	Yes.
	You're a Christian.
	Yes.
	What denomination?
	Baptists.
	You're Baptist?
	Yes.
	So how do you reconcile doing sex work and being a Christian?
	Jesus hanged around people like me, not like you.
	He hanged around thieves.
	No, he didn't.
	His disciples were thieves, prostitutes, and liars.
	So wait, just to be clear, so and so, okay, Jesus hung out around thieves.
	Prostitutes, liars.
	Yeah, so does that mean he, he, Jesus or God, wants people to be thieves?
	What God has for you is for you, and nobody could take that away.
	I pray to God every single day.
	I believe that my answers will be in prayer.
	Jesus also said, go and sin no more.
	When God has go and sin no more.
	So?
	God is providing for me?
	So?
	Go and sin no more.
	So, when he tells me that personally, that I would do that.
	What do you mean?
	When is it God sees?
	Literally, literally, I pray to God all the time.
	He sees what I do for a living.
	You think he's not all-knowing?
	He's very all-knowing.
	He sees what I do for a living.
	When is his time to pull me out of this?
	It's shameful when you know Christ, but strayed from the faiths and teachings from the gospel.
	Please don't twist the teachings of Jesus.
	John 8, 11, go and sin no more. Those that have not sinned, be the first to cast thy stone.
	You're sinning by wearing that top.
	Pretty much all of us sinning.
	But my sin is being prosecuted because I'm making money off of my sin.
	And none of you rest with me.
	I'm doing it.
	I'm not going to be afraid of it.
	Well, obviously, all of everybody in here has sinned.
	But why is mine such a big deal?
	Because I'm making a money off of it.
	It's not.
	It's just that you're sitting there.
	But of course it is.
	I'm being.
	No, because it's been asked for me to explain.
	This is a little poor club spoiler.
	It's asked for me to explain.
	They ask me questions about what I do.
	So I'm explaining it.
	Yeah.
	Get the rocks.
	Get the rocks.
	Oh, my God.
	Sorry, go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	Yeah, like I'm being asked to explain what I do for a living.
	I'm not promoting it.
	I do not like, you know, promote OnlyFans.
	But I will say, if you come from a broken home and you do not have support and your situation is unbearable, do not.
	I will not say go out of the odds and try to like prove everybody wrong and bust your ass and work for somebody else.
	No, I would say take the easy way out.
	Your parents were pastors?
	Yes, my parents are pastors.
	So your mom and your dad?
	Yes, both of them.
	First lady and in Baptist faith, are women allowed to be pastors?
	First lady.
	Yeah.
	What do you mean?
	Yes, first of all.
	Yes, of course.
	And yes, the wife of the pastor preaches all the time in black churches.
	Yes.
	Everybody knows that.
	Black pastors always preach.
	Yes.
	So they're not even violent.
	What does that mean?
	Heresy.
	Explain.
	Well, look, I'm not a Christian, but my understanding of the Christian.
	Yeah, they're not supposed to.
	Women are not supposed to preach.
	So Baptist goes against all of that.
	Yes.
	Ah, okay.
	That explains the prostitution then.
	You probably should say that you're going to get canceled for that.
	I do not represent Baptists.
	You just said you're a Baptist.
	Yes, I am a Baptist, but I do not represent Baptists.
	I am a Baptist, but I do not.
	But I am not a representative.
	You're a representation of what a Baptist woman is.
	You're arguing that your conduct is acceptable under your faith, under your conduct was acceptable.
	I said go and sin no more, and then you were using other quotes to me.
	No, I said so.
	I said so.
	So, but meaning we're not all following God's book from into beginning.
	But all I know is that when I wake up in the morning, I give thanks for my lips that I can speak, my ears that I can hear, and my eyes that I can see, and my heart that can walk.
	And my kids that I get and my tits that I have that I've been blessed with.
	I thank God for everything that I have and not the things that I do not have.
	I'm very appreciative.
	Thank God for your titties.
	Yes, because I don't know where I would be without them.
	Working at Chick-fil-A.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	Every time I overlook a new island.
	The termites have spread and how low and well they have dined.
	Sorry, go ahead.
	You know, every time I'm in a new country, and I'm super thankful, even though I might not be doing what I want for a living or might not be doing the best thing, I'm thankful for what I do have versus what other people don't.
	I'm thankful that I'm not hooked up on a monitor being fed through a tube.
	I'm thankful that I'm able to shit and piss on my own.
	I'm thankful that I have a working heart.
	Even though I might not have, you know, the American dream, I might have the American money and the American parents and American opportunities.
	I am thankful for what I do have.
	So my faith with God is thanking him, not asking for him and asking him, God, I'm not like you, but I wish to be more like you.
	I'm not perfect.
	I'm not perfect, but I come to you humbly, and I'm thankful.
	You want to be more like God?
	I am not like you, but I strive to be more like you.
	Do you think that before or after you shit on people?
	All the time.
	All the time.
	And what do you do to work towards that?
	She was a hoa.
	Pray.
	She was a hoe.
	But that's all I can do.
	That's all I can do is pray.
	And my prayers have answered a lot of things.
	$59.
	Please, for the love of me, keep my name out of your mouth.
	I don't need you to interpret my teachings.
	This is why women are not supposed to preach.
	Blasphemer.
	I also don't like your picnic shirt.
	Good for you.
	I'm so happy.
	I'm so happy you don't like me or my picnic shirt.
	It makes me feel so great, and I'm honestly honored about your opinions.
	It's so important to me.
	I wake up thinking about what you're going to think about me.
	Yeah, that was good.
	That was good.
	BK cheeks donated $59.
	Yeah, thank you, Cheeks.
	This entitled Black Girl is unbearable.
	Women have a choice in life.
	Work blue-collar job, don't be a whore, or live with parents until you meet a good man.
	BK workers are more respected than this trash.
	Yo, thank you, Cheeks.
	Entitled black girl.
	Entitled black girl.
	What have I said that's on anything like entitlement?
	Entitled black people.
	That a guy would rather pick in a sex worker.
	That's not entitlement.
	No, that's an opinion.
	That's a truth.
	That is the truth.
	That is the truth.
	So then, if it's the truth, why would he rather pick a janitor rather than a sex worker?
	You believe what a man says?
	That already shows me that you're not going to be aware of his mouth.
	And you believed it, how?
	Rejecting sin, immorality, and accepting the teachings of Christ.
	Repent and follow teachings of Christ.
	Immorality is sinful.
	Well, if you're Jesus and you're God, you can be the ones that tell me.
	But you're a man, and I know that you do way more things than I do than taking pictures and making money off of it.
	You do way more things as a man that is way more degenerate and way more low down than what I'm doing for a living.
	So you want to act like that you're so clean and that everybody's a priest and everybody's a pastor and everybody has never done nothing in their life.
	You had to act like that.
	No, I don't make that claim at all.
	People are raping and people more focused about OnlyFans girl.
	People are committing sexual crimes.
	Men are committing sexual attacks all the time, but they have their hate close to an OnlyFans girl.
	Fallacious argument.
	So, yeah, those crimes are worse than a woman doing OnlyFans.
	Then why people don't put all the energy into that?
	You know, this is it's, I think this is a fallacy is called fallacy of relative privation.
	So, or appeal to a larger dilemma or a larger problem.
	So, it's like if somebody complains about something, you say, well, they're starving children in Africa.
	Yeah, but that's not really an argument because people are allowed to like find, make criticisms over, I guess, more minor disputes or disagreements.
	So, yeah, SA, very bad, but also sex work, also bad.
	And also, watching porn, even worse, and also jacking off to it and getting to come to it even to more terrible, and also thinking about it, watching it so you can come to it is even more worse.
	Also, paying the people that's on the porn hub says, You said you don't pay for OnlyFans.
	Do you know on pornhub a lot of those videos are underage children and children as being sex trafficking and only fans gives the woman ability to make all of their money without being taxes and given given to other men that have nothing to do with them?
	We already told you before the show we're not going to walk porn.
	We're not going to talk about TOS stuff, but you can watch porn.
	You can watch it, but God forbid people make money off of it.
	You literally can't even formulate a coherent argument, so why don't you try again?
	Go ahead.
	You can watch porn.
	Vector donated $70.
	Cow boy.
	You are a slave to pleasure.
	You treat yourself like an object.
	People who cater to your desires treat you as an object in return.
	You'll realize your true worth when you no longer act like an object.
	You know my worth?
	Who are you?
	Do you know your worth?
	Yes, I know my worth.
	What's your worth, baby?
	Is it important to you?
	No, but if you know what it is, well, if it's not important to you, I don't need to tell you.
	Well, it is important to me, though.
	Why is it important to you?
	Because as a woman, you should know your word.
	You're not dressed like a woman.
	Okay, so as a woman.
	Yeah, you're just like a cowboy.
	I'm just like a woman.
	A cow girl.
	I'm just like a girl or cow woman.
	What do you dress like?
	A woman named Desi.
	From California.
	I'll read it in a sec.
	Dick Picker says, black lady is gorgeous.
	I'm a six-foot, handsome man of Middle Eastern descent.
	I won't let her shite and piss on me, but I sure would bite her plump lips.
	Hashtag warm coconut oil.
	What the fuck?
	I'm just like a warm coconut in the inside.
	Oh boy.
	Okay.
	Oh boy.
	That's crazy, dude.
	Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes, the right look, you could be very striking.
	Really?
	I'm not sure.
	I just took off all my makeup and my wig.
	You want to see it on the chair?
	Yeah, look at that.
	Look at how darkened those makeup removal wipes are.
	Because I'm a dark woman.
	No, not.
	God.
	I didn't mean it like that, bro.
	I just meant they're not.
	God damn it, bro.
	She's trying to get me, boys.
	She's trying to trap me.
	Okay, I want to move on to other conversations, but.
	Excuse me, such a troll, bro.
	You're such a troll.
	Okay.
	I'm a social media marketer.
	I told you that already.
	Okay, lady.
	So, okay, I'm going back to Poss.
	Is that how you say your name?
	Beaten cheeks donated $69.
	This girl is worth less than the buried O'Brien lets out of his butt tomorrow morning.
	Can the women on the panel put a stop to her madness of spurging?
	She has been doing.
	My earballs are killing me.
	Yo, ladies, you've all been listening.
	I mean, you kind of, you two had a bit of a backflip.
	Fight me down.
	I want to hear what the other girls on the panel think.
	Tell me, I'm so silly, pussy.
	Tell me I'm a whore.
	Say it.
	Well, I mean, you literally are.
	Putting a number on your body is.
	Can you tone your mic down a bit?
	Yeah.
	Putting a number on your body is honestly putting a number to yourself.
	$69.
	Brian, I think we found Candace Owens' evil twin.
	Can we fucking say that?
	I don't know why everybody says that.
	Do not look like Candace Owens.
	So many.
	We've had her on the show.
	Really?
	We got to do the big question.
	Wait, really quick.
	Your thoughts?
	I mean, you know, you know.
	Anybody?
	Come on.
	I just think you like trolling.
	I just don't think like you have.
	I don't even know.
	I don't even think you know yourself what you're trying to get across or what your point is.
	I just think you just try to explain and explain and explain something that you, in reality, you don't have to explain.
	If you're okay with it, keep your explanation to yourself.
	Let these people get together.
	The question was asked.
	The question was asked.
	I was answering the question.
	I was answering the question, which you do when you're on a podcast.
	You answer questions.
	The right way instead of.
	Really?
	There's a wrong way to answer questions.
	Is there a wrong way to answer your questions, Brian?
	Yes, everybody has to agree with me 100% on everything.
	I believe you.
	But I think you're worth so much more than what you're doing.
	Like McDonald's.
	Yeah, McDonald's.
	No, but you do have other qualities that you really like doing.
	Wow, that's why we're doing singing.
	You never asked to hear me sing.
	Yeah, so why are you pushing that?
	You should be leap.
	Do it.
	Okay.
	Go ahead.
	Unless my love has come along.
	My lonely days are over.
	And life is like a sun.
	Oh, yes.
	I'm not going to continue, but you can just make my dick go soft.
	No, but look, you're probably better than singing.
	Why aren't you pushing on that?
	I'm using the money.
	I'm using the OnlyFans money to sing right now.
	But as you, if you know anything about sex work, when you try to come out of sex work, they make it very hard for you.
	They try to keep you as a degenerate in anything that you put out, they do not want to support.
	You have to be a good social media marketer to trick people into buying something that has nothing to do with sex work.
	As much as people talk down about it, when you try to better yourself, they don't naturally allow you to.
	Oh, God.
	Please, donate to me.
	Please, no.
	Shut this canvas.
	That makes sense.
	Thank you, man.
	Well, I think you're not.
	Do you know Mia Khalifa?
	Sorry?
	Do you know Mia Khalifa?
	No.
	Yeah.
	Do you know how she's been trying, every time she tries to say something smart, people throw her down?
	Like, oh, well, you got fucked.
	Says a girl who got fucked by six girls.
	It's really hard to come back.
	Because she doesn't say anything smart.
	Yes, she does.
	Mia Khalifa does smart stuff all the time.
	Like what?
	Oh, my.
	About women and protecting women's rights.
	You are a woman, right?
	Okay, what rights is she trying to protect?
	I don't know.
	About all the people in the pornhub industry that was sex trafficking and that was underage and standing up for their rights.
	Oh my God, bro.
	Is that important to you or because she's Mia Khalifa?
	It doesn't is invalid.
	But I mean, you are in that industry.
	I think this is so funny.
	Like, she has on cheetah print.
	Her breast is out.
	She has in these long, unclassy nails, but she's so against sex workers.
	You know why?
	Because she's competing against them.
	She's like, but you're competing against us.
	You're like competing against us.
	You're more dressed like a prostitute than me.
	You're competing against us.
	$70.
	Working a nurse by day, a prostitute by night.
	Yeah.
	But I am sure the notes that just came out of your mouth are more valuable than the dicks that girl in the middle of the day.
	Wait, did you just call her a prostitute?
	Yeah.
	I said, you want to dress like a prostitute.
	Yeah.
	Are you going to let her talk to you like that?
	I mean, she's talking shit.
	Come on, tell us, talk shit back.
	She's the one that's offended by the prostitute word.
	I don't even know.
	I'm not.
	I've never once said that I was offended by the prostitute work ever.
	I believe you.
	I never said that.
	I believe you.
	If you want to do it, go right ahead.
	Be my fucking guest.
	But I'm not going to do it because you don't have morals.
	That's why you use the word fucking.
	Yeah.
	You see, I always say, excuse my language, because that's what a lady does, but you wouldn't know anything about that.
	Okay.
	What the fuck?
	We know how to be friends.
	I don't know.
	I feel like you can't let her disrespect you like that.
	No, I'm going to let her because she's making a mockery out of herself.
	That is true.
	A lady doesn't.
	And a market out of myself.
	Do you know what that is?
	Not as a mockery, but also a market.
	Do you know what marketing?
	Is literally sitting right here?
	And I still look good without it.
	I should have tried her wicked fucking money.
	And I said, oh, you seem so bothered.
	I mean, you might want to disinfect.
	It seems like it.
	Exactly.
	Okay.
	Can I put your wig on?
	Can I try it on?
	You stupid dude.
	I'll do it for a champagne pot.
	I'll put the wig on for a champagne.
	When a man has sex with woman, he leaves small residues of DNA behind, which mixes with the DNA of the woman and always remains in her body without a double-blooded.
	Who said that's when you're having unprotected sex?
	Who said we're having unprotected sex over here?
	I'm pretty sure like the ones that probably don't pay, like ask for money, probably have unprotected sex.
	And I haven't had unprotected sex only one time in my life, and that was when I was 17 years old.
	I've never had unprotected sex ever again.
	So I don't know.
	I can already tell that I don't like you.
	Oh, I could already tell I'm so happy for you.
	You're doing a new do we speak English.
	Hmm?
	Sorry, what?
	I don't know what he was saying.
	I said English.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, English.
	Yeah.
	What were we?
	Okay.
	Oh, the bear, the bear.
	Okay.
	Here's the scenario.
	You randomly spawn in the woods.
	You have two buttons that also spawn in front of you.
	One of the buttons will spawn a random man.
	The other button will spawn a random bear.
	You will come across either the man or the bear.
	Which do you pick?
	The man.
	The bear.
	The bear?
	Okay.
	The bear.
	The bears.
	The man.
	I don't know.
	You gotta pick one.
	The bear.
	The bear.
	Wait, so bear, bear, bear?
	Yeah.
	Three of us bear.
	But you said man.
	Okay.
	Why'd you pick the bear?
	I guess it depends what kind of bear.
	Koala bears.
	So, okay.
	Of the bears that exist in the United States, it would randomly spawn based on the proportion of those bears in the United States.
	Okay.
	And then men as well?
	Brown bear.
	Yeah, it's random.
	From the brown bears.
	United States.
	From the United States.
	I thought you were talking about the whole world.
	Brown block.
	I mean, we could do the whole world too, I guess, but.
	Grizzly.
	Okay.
	Well, people seem to affect the environment more, so I'm choosing bear.
	Wait.
	Am I getting that wrong?
	Like, am I not understanding the opinion?
	No, it's just like the society is still out there, but you're in the forest.
	Oh, you can leave the forest at some point.
	Yeah.
	Maybe.
	If you survive.
	Okay.
	Either one.
	I don't know.
	I think I would still choose bear because they're not as intelligent as like people.
	So wouldn't I get away with more?
	Like, I don't want to go to a bear and be like, show me on the doll where she touched you.
	Get away with more.
	Where you going to spawn all the bears' balls or some shit?
	You're going to do a little gravity.
	No, I'm just thinking of things like, if I were to be like attacked by something, would I choose like a bear or a human?
	Yeah.
	I would choose like a bear than a human.
	Just maul you to death and rip you apart and have your organs spilling out.
	Yeah, I guess that could be.
	I don't know.
	Like, I feel like I could like hide better.
	Okay, sure, sure.
	Climb higher up.
	From the bear that has really good sense of smell.
	Oh.
	Yeah, you're right.
	Okay.
	So, okay, fine.
	You pick bear.
	You pick bear.
	And why don't you pick man?
	I don't know.
	Because they have hands.
	They can do more.
	They can create stuff and create traps.
	Traps?
	Am I thinking of the right scenario?
	It's opinionated.
	in like a forest and like I don't know I'm like being I don't know okay no hey it's how you feel why do you pick bear well if it's only in America or in this United States I think I will choose the man but if it's the whole world then I will choose the bear Wait, in the United States, you pick the man.
	In the whole world, you pick the bear.
	Why?
	Why do you not pick man if it's the whole world?
	Because then I think my odds it's better with the bear to survive.
	So what are the countries?
	So wait, what about western country, western countrymen versus bear?
	Yeah, that would be okay.
	You, you still take western countrymen, Caribbean men versus bear.
	Hold on, hold on, so hold on.
	Uh, eastern world man, you pick the bear.
	Well, those countries I don't really know how a female can walk around in the forest, but the countries I do know, as Europe and the United States, I would say it's safe for female to be in the forest Sweden.
	Well, I guess this would actually go to your point.
	What has happened in Sweden recently?
	Being set on fire by a man.
	Um, interesting.
	Uh okay, and you pick bear too.
	You picked bear.
	Why do you pick bear?
	I don't know, maybe I could kill the bear, get some fur mead, I don't know.
	If you can kill the bear, yeah.
	So obviously i'm the most reasonable.
	How would you kill the bear?
	You don't have a gun or a horse.
	You don't have a harpoon or a fucking spear.
	You're gonna make a spear.
	Yeah, you don't have time to make a spear.
	You okay, you spawn and then five minutes later you run into them.
	You have to cross paths with them.
	How are you gonna make a spear in?
	Like, I guess i'd have just let it kill me.
	Honestly, I should let the bear kill her, okay.
	And then, why don't you pick men?
	I didn't pick man because i'd rather have an experience with a bear than a man again, like a sexual experience.
	No, just like, i'd rather be around a bear than a man.
	That's crazy.
	Yeah um, Okay wait, so you're spawning in, you have five minutes.
	A bear kind of needs like a reason to go after you and attack you.
	A man, not a grizzly, not a grizzly a man, however they like that's, they can just think they could.
	Yeah yeah, sure you didn't ask why we chose the man.
	Well, I asked yeah, but your guys is like, if you chose man, I don't really care about, but it's important why I chose a man.
	Men are okay, it's all about you.
	Okay, go ahead, it's not all about me, go ahead, go ahead.
	Okay, say your thing.
	I choose a man because I think it's like, first of all, I love men.
	They like support my lifestyle.
	Um, I don't view them as like specifically more dangerous than a bear and they're like, if you just give in, like if you don't resist, then they're like almost harmless and if you act, they're even less more harmful.
	Don't give in to what?
	No, I said, if you just give in, like if it was really like, you know that serious, if you just give in, then they should not like physically harm you.
	If you submit, then a almost sapien.
	So you're assuming the man's gonna essay.
	I mean no oh, but if you just submit, if you submit in all ways.
	If you just submit, you should be no harm to a man.
	A man should be no harm to you if you just submit.
	That was beautiful yeah um, so wait, okay.
	Going back to the bear answers question for you, though.
	Okay, so what do you think about this scenario?
	Also, can we start getting the meme pulled up of the Kyle versus the bear thing?
	So What do you think?
	Uh, what do you think would be the worst outcome?
	So, who's more likely to attack you?
	If you walk up, if you were to walk up to a random man and you just patted him on the head, or you walked up to a random bear and you patted the random bear on the head.
	A bear.
	Is one gonna attack you, more likely to attack you?
	She's Asian.
	Both of them attack.
	What?
	Yes, Asian people.
	Men love Asian women.
	They will attack.
	Bears, too?
	What?
	No, not bears.
	They definitely did men.
	That doesn't even make sense, but okay.
	Which of those two scenarios do you think you're more likely to get a bad response from?
	Okay, well, the sweet side of me would hope that it's the bear.
	That would be like super sweet.
	But in reality, it's probably going to be pretty mad.
	So I'll probably have the best chances of survival just like giving a guy a pat.
	And then I feel like you could even walk up to a random man and just punch him as hard as you could in the arm.
	And like, most men probably wouldn't smack you back.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I think most men would not hit a woman directly.
	I don't believe you.
	Are you talking in the United States?
	I do not believe you.
	No, Jenny genuinely.
	Like, if you walked up to a man and you clocked him in the arm as hard as you can, I don't think most men would hit you back.
	Well, there would be shocks.
	They wouldn't expect it.
	Right, but if you walked up to a bear and just fucking gave him a nice little fucking kill.
	What do you pick of the two?
	So pat a guy on the head or pat a bear on the head.
	What's more likely to get a violent response?
	The bear.
	The bear.
	The bears.
	The bears.
	Okay, that's interesting.
	but i was thinking when you said if you walk up to a guy and punched him i mean it's still countries in europe there where it is allowed to punch or like hit your wife so i mean uh okay Okay, wait, what if the guy was bald and he just got, like, really mad and offended that you were patting his head, like, they were just, like, you were just making fun of them for being bald, you know?
	Um.
	He probably has to oscillate.
	I mean, would that impact the scenario?
	I mean, maybe.
	Maybe a bald guy would be more likely to jump to conclusions as to why you're doing that and think you're like making fun of him for being bald.
	Maybe the likelihood of him attacking you is slightly increased, but it's nowhere near as likely as a bear who's going to kill you.
	Come and kill you.
	So that wasn't it.
	That was a good one, though.
	I liked it.
	It was good.
	You did good, Poss.
	The gears are turning.
	It's good.
	Let's see here.
	Oh, okay.
	I had some questions for Poss here.
	The Poss Posse.
	Do you have a posse?
	It's not your roster.
	It's your posse.
	You know what's really funny is when I was younger, all of my friends used to call me Posse, but then they stopped because it kind of sounds like something else.
	Oh, yeah, that word.
	Oh, do we have the meme?
	The bear meme?
	Let's pull that up.
	So this is kind of, when girls pick bear, this is what I think about.
	So brown bear up to nine feet tall, 1,300 pounds, claws four inches, bite force, 1200 PSI.
	I see you at the gym.
	Help fur up to five inches, speed up to 34 miles per hour.
	Kyle, 5'10, who, 174 pounds, project engineer, said hi to you at the gym.
	I think I choose Kyle.
	Can you scoot your mic this way just a bit?
	You choose Kyle?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	W Kyle, W Kyle.
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	Get us to 93,000.
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	Oh, Beard Shaha?
	Am I saying that right?
	That was good.
	Thank you for the thank him for the follow.
	Thank you for following.
	Yeah, there you go.
	I'm really bad at pronouncing names, so if I'm butchering them, I'm so sorry.
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	Okay.
	Thank you guys for all the followers.
	Appreciate it.
	I have a few more things to go over.
	Any final questions or thoughts that you guys want to talk about?
	How has this whole podcast been for this video?
	For me.
	Is it like a normal podcast?
	Like, what happened?
	Like, you know, no, usually that doesn't.
	It does not happen.
	Yeah.
	And it was frustrating.
	It was frustrating because I feel like it was pretty good.
	It was.
	It was like pretty good before that happened.
	So it's kind of unfortunate.
	It will be in the video or it's like out the video.
	No, we went to the intro screen.
	So like, yeah.
	But.
	Did they hear us or no?
	No, they couldn't hear us.
	Probably for the best.
	Because I.
	Okay, I'll give you guys.
	All right.
	So first off, I lost my cool.
	Yeah, I knew it.
	Just a little bit.
	Bro, she was going to dox me.
	She was about to dox.
	Even we told her before the show, don't fucking dox.
	We were warning her as she was about to say it.
	Like, don't say what you're about to fucking say.
	And then, uh, like, anyways.
	You said words that we're not allowed to say in here.
	Well, yeah, it was on the intro stream.
	But yeah, I was very, I was insulting her.
	She was a cute ginger, though.
	No, she wasn't.
	She was a ginger, but she was not cute.
	In her own way.
	She was cute.
	No, look, I mean, I kind of regret blowing up like that, but like, when you willfully, like.
	Are about to dox like I probably shouldn't have blown up and kind of soured the mood for the whole show or most of the rest of the show.
	And then I spilled my drink.
	Then you what?
	I spilled her drink.
	Oh, and then you, well, that was not a big deal, but I was already frustrated.
	So, like, anything on top of that, you're just gonna be like, what the hell?
	But yeah, it's unfortunate.
	Like, I obviously regret blowing up like that.
	But what's your sign?
	Taurus.
	I believe you.
	We're together.
	Like, we're like, you're Taurus.
	No, I'm a cancer.
	I'm a cancer.
	with the bull you get the horns but uh no look i mean it's just i and i know some of you might be like whoa that was overreaction um I mean, to some degree, it was.
	But, like, it's so, like, doxing is super serious.
	I understand.
	Are you going to talk to her afterwards?
	Or no?
	probably not i mean yeah because she said she had a stalker like Like, what if he just like popped up here?
	I love that.
	Like, here's the thing.
	Just to give you guys some understanding, again, I'm not trying to justify, like, I should have handled it.
	I still would have kicked her off the show, but for the, okay, the chat doesn't know, so let me break it down.
	Called her a bitch.
	I called her some bad words.
	I called her some very bad words.
	Words you should never call a woman unless she's doxing you.
	So I have the hall pass.
	I had the carte blanche, I guess.
	But so, yeah, she was about to dox.
	We went to intro screen.
	I was like, you fucking mother.
	You know, whatever.
	And I, she was about to dox.
	And so.
	She kept her calm, though.
	That was kind of crazy.
	And she was a little bit embarrassed.
	I was a little bit embarrassed and shocked, too.
	I would be a little bit embarrassed.
	She was saying that it was a joke, but I don't really understand how putting someone's safety at risk is a joke.
	What did she say again?
	Well, let's not recall.
	She didn't do it on purpose.
	I mean, it was.
	It was on purpose.
	You think?
	I think she was super emotional.
	And that's going back to always saying at the beginning, women are like not in their right mind and hijack the hormones.
	You can literally see in the beginning she was getting super, super emotional.
	Women have accountability.
	And she never said she's done an interview before, so she's putting it on her.
	She was on the show before.
	She's been on the show before.
	I've never seen her before.
	Yeah, she was actually on one of like our first, like first episode nine or ten or something.
	She was here very early on.
	But in any case, look.
	Just to give you guys a panel understanding of kind of why I was so upset.
	Again, I probably shouldn't have gotten as worked up as I did.
	It happened.
	Like, I have people who send me death threats.
	So like, I said some bad words to her.
	There are people that want to kill me.
	The ones who subscribe to OnlyFans.
	What?
	The ones who subscribe to OnlyFans, probably.
	Probably.
	No, but it's like, I have to take the security.
	I have people who work for me.
	And my other guests, my panelists.
	If some shit, like, I just have to be cautious of it.
	I'm very protective of it.
	I wouldn't, you know, want something to happen while any of you were here.
	I have staff that I care about.
	I don't want anything to happen to them.
	So if anybody, like, maliciously is going to try to put us in a position where we have like a security concern, like, yeah, I'm going to be frustrated by it.
	Like if she had said something that was like a bit more, which I think she was honestly about to say, but I think we got off of it before she did, we would have had to take the video down.
	So it's a big deal.
	We would have had stop the stream, take the video down.
	It's wasted your time and you value your time.
	Yeah, it would be waste your guys' time.
	It would waste our time.
	I've got my whole team here that I'm paying.
	It's like there's a lot that goes into this production.
	So I take accountability for kind of freaking out on her and saying some insulting things and losing my cool.
	But I mean, if somebody pokes you, you're liable to lose your cool.
	So anyways.
	But of course, if you are living under like threats like that, I understand that you freak out.
	I hope you are okay and not living under a lot of stress like that.
	Oh, I have a lot of stress, but that's another.
	Anyways, I'm not gonna, I'm not going to.
	Let's get into it.
	Let's dive deeper.
	Nah, I'm not gonna trauma down.
	I'm gonna trauma down.
	I mean, look, some people in the chat are like doubting it, but I can literally, like, I've posted some of the screenshots in the hate mail section.
	Like, actually, well, I haven't posted the worst ones.
	But yeah, like, I get a couple death threats.
	Is it from men or females?
	Both, probably.
	Well, I mean, typically they're anonymous if they're sending a death threat.
	Yeah.
	But anyways.
	So, let's get into something more light here.
	What was the last questions of our...
	Oh, I want to go to...
	Okay, let's do something light.
	So, okay, you brought up kinky.
	Like, you're kinky or something, right?
	What does that mean?
	I mean, there's different types of kinks that I've tried.
	So, I don't know.
	I just like it.
	No, I have not tried that.
	Actually, I only recently learned what that is.
	And oh my gosh, you guys are insane.
	Some of you guys.
	Yeah.
	But I just kind of, like, mean, I don't know what I mean.
	Like, um.
	Feet.
	No, but I have woken up to someone sucking my toes before when I was taking a nap.
	So that was interesting.
	Yeah, I was at my friend's house and I fell asleep on her couch.
	And there was like this other guy that was there.
	Originally, they had a thing, but then I woke up and it was him that was sucking my toes.
	Wait.
	Is that a say?
	Yeah, 100%.
	Were you dating the guy?
	No.
	Yeah.
	It was a stranger.
	Yeah.
	It's like, I didn't know him.
	He was like dating, like, had a thing with like my friends.
	And I was at my friend's house.
	Damn, your feet got violated, dude.
	You got a.
	Sorry?
	Trauma?
	Or were you kind of into it?
	She said kinky.
	I feel, yeah, you're like, it's kinky.
	It was kinky.
	No, but was it okay?
	How did it feel afterwards?
	I was just like mostly weirded out, but like, I don't know.
	I was just like more shocked, you know?
	Like, I'm not saying it, like, felt like bad or good.
	I've had like fish massages at like in tanks before.
	Fish massages.
	Yeah, when they eat toes.
	Dead skin.
	They eat your dead skin.
	You put your feet in a tank of water and there's like little fish that eats your dead skin.
	Does it hurt?
	No, it tickles.
	It's like a billion little kisses.
	And it tickles so much it makes you laugh.
	Your feet.
	Yeah, but you're consenting to it.
	You woke up and this dude was sucking your toes.
	Yeah, honestly, I never talked to my friend about it, so she's like, to this day, does not know.
	It was the boyfriend of the chick who's your friend?
	You got some crazy stories.
	I'm pretty sure that's like some kind of essay or something.
	I mean, it's your toe, but still.
	Yeah.
	Like if somebody did that shit to me, I would have to.
	I might have to go to therapy for that shit.
	Are they still together?
	Your friend and the other one?
	No.
	No, I don't remember.
	Damn, bro.
	We gotta bring this toe grapist to justice.
	Chat, should we bring, we gotta bring this fucking predator to justice.
	Yeah, you know what's crazy?
	He's actually in jail right now.
	For what?
	For sucking toes.
	No, not toes, but other things.
	Wait, but what was your reaction?
	I kind of just like, wait.
	Like, did you tell him to stop or like keep going?
	No, I almost kicked him.
	Yeah.
	Because I woke up from it and I was like, like, I thought it was like a bug or something.
	Was he slurping?
	It was not a slurp.
	It was just like a suck.
	Like, you know, when you suck on a lollipop and you use like your lips to like grab a water or something.
	Shoot the mouth that got away.
	Oh boy.
	We need a that's crazy.
	Tick pick a donated $69 to the panel.
	Would you rather black lady to eat you and shake you and Brian or Brian shake on you on a cold day?
	To eat you and shit on you?
	There's two black ladies.
	It's not just one.
	It's two.
	But I'm assuming you talk about it.
	You don't have to shit.
	I mean, do you guys want to answer this question?
	Yes, of course I shit on Brian.
	No question.
	I want to go home.
	me too um you guys gonna shit or what No.
	I'm not.
	Constipation?
	Constipation?
	Don't eat enough fiber.
	L.
	Okay, that's cool.
	Oh, so wait, kinky, though?
	Okay, so yeah, I went off topic.
	Yeah, you started talking about the toe grape.
	Okay, what's kinky?
	To me, kinky is like almost getting caught.
	Like, I find that like super attractive.
	So, like, you do, you have public sex?
	Yeah, but then there's also, like, you can, like, tie me up kind of thing.
	I've like had sex painting with, like, um, I don't know, like painting?
	Literally, like, honey, yeah.
	So, I went out with this guy who does art, and he has this warehouse that he goes to, and he does, like, a lot of like messy art, and there's just like paint everywhere.
	But he kind of like laid out this massive piece of paper, and we were kind of just like fully nude, like just painting it with, like, our bodies, which I think is, like, honestly, like, kind of beautiful.
	But, you know, that led to other stuff.
	Paint didn't get in, like, your stuff.
	No, actually, the only thing I really care about when I think about stuff like that is when I've like hooked up with someone in a jacuzzi, and I'm like, wait, is this like not okay?
	Because is, like, florine gonna get up by postman?
	I think it's recommended against to fuck in a pool or a hot tub, especially a hot tub.
	A private one, though.
	Still hot.
	I don't think it's good.
	Anyways, um, so have you ever been caught?
	Um, I have for once.
	Just that one's not fun.
	Was it parents?
	Unfortunately, it was my dad.
	Oh, shit.
	Walked in on you?
	What position?
	Oh, um, reverse.
	Cowgirl?
	Yeah.
	Oh, so then he saw you too, right?
	Yeah.
	Ooh, that's even worse.
	You made eye contact.
	No, it's like the worst position.
	If your dad is like, well, there's probably worse positions.
	So that's pretty, that's terrible.
	No, what was horrible was I was in so much shock.
	I'm like, do I just sit here?
	Like, I just like.
	Wait, you kept going?
	No, I just like, I just like can.
	He was like still in me.
	I was just sitting on him.
	I was like, did you have a dog?
	Yeah.
	You know, like.
	Wait, you know, when like a dog poops and it kind of looks at you?
	Like it kind of like, you know, it's kind of like the smirk.
	Like looking at you like while it's taking the shit?
	Like was that how you were looking at your dad?
	Like while you were fucking disguised?
	Literally, yeah.
	That's crazy.
	Yeah.
	And I was younger and you know, this was my first boyfriend.
	So did he get beat up?
	He got whacked in my.
	Really?
	Wait, how old were you?
	Oh, geez.
	This was like, I was like entering freshman year of high school.
	Damn, girl.
	Wait, when did you lose your virginity?
	How old does that make me?
	14.
	13.
	Maybe 14, I think.
	Really?
	You don't remember when you lost the V card?
	You knew this on OnlyFans Peach.
	Don't.
	Fucking don't.
	Don't.
	No.
	I don't know.
	You don't remember?
	No, whatever.
	Okay, you were a freshman in high school when you lost your virginity.
	Yeah, so I graduated high school in the year of like 21.
	I'm 21 right now, so.
	Oh my gosh, am I going to do math right now?
	Who's good at math, not me?
	Whoops.
	Seriously.
	I can't do basic math.
	We'll just say 14.
	Okay, yeah, something like that.
	Wait, question for you.
	Because you revealed your body count earlier.
	You said it was like maybe between 50 and 70.
	By the time you graduated from high school, what was your body count?
	That.
	Because after that, I started my long-term relationships, which I've only had three.
	So.
	Wait, so what was it?
	My three relationships.
	No, your body count when you graduated high school?
	Less.
	No.
	I think when I was in high school, it was probably like 15, maybe 10, 15.
	And then I started dating someone, and then that didn't go well.
	And I was just like really angry, and I just wanted to do something.
	I had my party phase, and then that's when I hooked up with like way more people.
	The party phase?
	Yeah.
	But it was after the party phase.
	Yeah.
	Or during high school?
	After.
	After.
	Did you go to college?
	I did go to college, yeah.
	Did you graduate?
	Yeah, I took a gap year, though.
	So in that gap year is when I had my party phase.
	In the gap.
	So you weren't in school?
	No.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	And so the party phase you racked was how long?
	Like that whole year.
	The whole year?
	Yeah.
	The party phase.
	So one year was the party phase.
	Yeah.
	And so how much did you add to the body count during the one year?
	Maybe like 30?
	30?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And you were, so you were like 18?
	Yes.
	Wait, so do you know what your body count was by the time you turned 19?
	No.
	You think it was like 50 by then?
	Probably, yeah.
	It's all good.
	We all have Or hope phases and stuff.
	I feel like I was kind of making up for not really having a social life in like throughout my years of school because like I used to compete in surfing.
	I played a whole bunch of sports and I took a lot of extra classes.
	And I was in middle college when I was in high school.
	So I could get out of taking as many credits as I needed to when I got to college.
	And so every time my friends asked me to hang out, I was like, oh, sorry, you can't.
	I have like training blah blah where I was always out of town.
	Yeah, and then I had my injury when I was in Oahu surfing.
	And that kind of like knocked me down a lot.
	And yeah, I was just like, hmm, heck it.
	Like, I want to go through my college phase and, like, party, go out, meet people.
	Do you think that lessens your value?
	Um...
	at the time yes but not anymore i you know i i've been thinking this kind of throughout the night And maybe the chat's going to say that I'm like almost simping.
	But first, I want to just say that I think, one, I actually appreciate how honest you are about everything because I feel like there will definitely have girls who come on the show who have had your exact experience, but they wouldn't like be as forthcoming or they wouldn't be so open about it.
	And that's, I mean, that's something I appreciate in you is how open you are because a lot of people come on and they bullshit like this girl here.
	Or no offense.
	And or they just like don't reveal certain things.
	And but you're actually like kind of an open book, which I have to give you credit for.
	You've been super honest this entire show, super genuine.
	So I give you credit there.
	Part of me though, I mean, you actually, and this is where I might get accusations of simping, is that throughout this show, I've almost, you seem like a very genuine person and you seem like a genuinely good person.
	And it's almost like hearing you talk about some of these things.
	I've almost felt a bit of, oh my god, I'm feeling like this.
	No, I've almost felt like a bit sad for you.
	Not like, and I'm not saying that in an insulting way, but like it's just kind of sad.
	I don't mean that insulting, but I don't know.
	Like if it seems like maybe you've had some like difficult difficulties in your life and it's led you down certain roads.
	No, and I appreciate that because I know I've grown a lot and I own up to my stuff.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And no, I don't know.
	Just because you don't seem like you seem, don't seem like a bad person or anything.
	You seem super genuine and I don't know.
	No, and you know, like that's why you shouldn't judge.
	You shouldn't judge your body.
	I still judge.
	I mean, like you say, she is a very nice girl.
	Like, thank you.
	Or you seem.
	I mean, hopefully you are.
	But, anyways, I don't know.
	You know what I mean?
	It's like.
	Also, I feel like a lot of people, like, first impression, if they were to meet you, maybe wouldn't like guess.
	Yeah.
	You know, that this goes back to what I said about, you know, a woman should not tell too much about her past, like, when she meets someone.
	I think she should.
	I think women should be honest about their.
	Of course you do.
	I think so too.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, kinky.
	Okay, so you've been tied up.
	Yes.
	I thought you said you hadn't done like BDSM, though.
	No, I have not.
	Well, bondage.
	The B in BDSM bondage.
	That typically.
	Oh, okay.
	Wait, what am I thinking of?
	I'm thinking, like, bestiality or something.
	Like, I've.
	No, no, no, no.
	So, yeah, the B in BDSM is definitely not bestiality.
	Can you say that?
	Oh, this whole time I thought that's what you meant, like, dressing up as like, can you say that on animals?
	What's that?
	Can you say that on here?
	Beastie.
	What?
	I said, can you say that on here?
	Like, can you talk about that on here?
	Beastie.
	No, we don't talk about that topic.
	Because it's a crime.
	Yeah.
	And it's not normal.
	And why?
	Like, it's just gross.
	I mean, I don't know how much would you do that for?
	Like, what's your price?
	Miss Baptist church person.
	Sorry, say, sorry.
	Death.
	Your price is death?
	Yeah, because I'd probably die.
	That's the price.
	If it was a horse?
	Oh, I just meant like dressing up as costumes.
	Oh, that's just a drink.
	That's what you call cross-play.
	That's what you call cross-play.
	So BDSM is like when someone is like beating you or you're stepping on a man with high heels or like punching him in the face or taking away.
	No, well, okay, hold on.
	So BDSM encompasses a lot of different stuff.
	So BDSM.
	All you know about it.
	You watch it?
	Yes, I know about what BDSM is.
	B, bondage.
	D, domination.
	Wait, hold on.
	I don't even know that.
	And he knows that.
	Yes, no, sorry.
	B, bondage, D, domination, S, sadism, M, masochism.
	Yeah.
	Okay, okay.
	Pain.
	I got that so wrong.
	I apologize.
	Yeah.
	Any other, anybody here have any crazy kinks or anything?
	No.
	Like hot candle wax?
	No.
	That's a thing.
	Like being choked.
	Yeah.
	I don't think that's really a kink, though, is it?
	It used to be but I feel like it's become it's entered like the mainstream So I don't think it's like kinky anymore.
	Yeah.
	Like, I don't know.
	Some like 18-year-old college girls like choke me daddy.
	It's like, okay, chill out.
	I don't think I can call anyone daddy, like during sexual intercourse.
	No, that's weird if a girl.
	I think it's weird.
	I don't like a girl to call me that.
	Just can't take it seriously, yeah.
	Can't take, can't.
	No.
	You can call me sir.
	Sir?
	Yes, sir.
	Yes, sir.
	Yeah, sir or master.
	I'll accept master too.
	Master's crazy.
	From which race?
	Oh boy.
	Any race.
	I'm not into race play.
	Any race.
	It's not about that.
	Let's see.
	What else?
	Oh, wait, I didn't have, oh, what age did everybody lose their virginity?
	17.
	14?
	Yeah.
	15.
	15?
	15.
	15.
	16.
	Okay.
	I think I was 17 or 18.
	You're a late bloomer for a man.
	No, I think that's the average.
	I think it's like the average.
	Maybe when I was at that age, it was probably.
	I mean, maybe people are fucking way younger now, but like I'm 35.
	Like back then, it was fucking.
	Especially men.
	I think 17 or 18 is.
	I say about 16, 15.
	That's when men start.
	Most men start to fuck.
	What's the chat say?
	I don't know.
	I could Google it like average here.
	How about U.S. average age of losing?
	Male virginity.
	The average age Americans lose their virginity is 17.1 years.
	Let me see.
	What about males specifically?
	I can try to find it, but 17 for men, 17.3 for women.
	So just like three months, I think, or well, 0.3.
	A bit older for women.
	That's from the CDC in 2024.
	So that's pretty recent.
	I wonder if I can do it.
	Like, let's say like, I don't know, whatever.
	It doesn't matter.
	I was going to say 2007 or some shit.
	Let's see here.
	Any final thoughts from anybody before we do the roast section and we're going to wrap up the show soon.
	Guys, if you want roast session enabled, we'll do a roast session.
	Then we're going to wrap up the show.
	So if you guys want.
	And I'm going to get roasted.
	I'm prepared.
	Yeah, you're definitely going to get roasted.
	I love it, though.
	Roasting comes from.
	All right.
	TTS is now set to $20, guys, if you want to get your TTS in.
	TTS is $20.
	Get a roast in boys.
	And yes, it was 2007.
	Hold on.
	What the hell just happened there?
	Any final thoughts from you guys before we wrap the show?
	I had so much fun.
	Yeah, this is so fun.
	It was so wonderful.
	Full of personality.
	That was great.
	It's a lot of stuff that went on.
	This is you guys' first time on a podcast?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Everybody here.
	The one thing I could say is like most people take it way too personally.
	Well, I want to say about the second, I don't know what happened with her, but I know the girl I was next to definitely took it way too personally.
	They forget like, you know.
	Oh, this girl here?
	Yeah, she got really bent out of shape over there.
	Yeah, she said, you haven't, I'm Latina.
	I've not seen me get angry yet, as she said.
	She was thinking she was getting to, you go up to her amygdala.
	Yes, I know that word.
	Amygdala.
	That part of her brain was the fight of flights.
	And some people forget that, you know, this is a podcast and it's supposed to be entertaining.
	So sometimes not going to be what you want to hear, but, you know, what needs to be said, maybe.
	Yeah.
	I mean, also, it's like a question we ask every single show.
	And she got really upset.
	Yeah, so if you guys want to do podcasts again, don't think what everybody has to say is like personally.
	It's a personal thing.
	It's definitely like marketing.
	I mean, everything I say, I believe in.
	Yeah.
	You know that already.
	You're a marketer.
	I say everything I believe in.
	I believe in.
	But I also say it.
	And you also troll.
	What I say, I believe in.
	Even about the big labia stuff.
	People always ask me, Brian, is it true?
	It seems like bullshit.
	It seems fake.
	I, it's 100% real.
	Only I, yeah, it's real.
	Roy Gummies donated $20.
	Tamu Simple Jack couldn't even stay for the whole show.
	He really contributed a lot.
	I didn't know Miss Cleo had fallen on such hard times to result to prostitution.
	Boom roasted.
	Call me now.
	I don't know if they would know who that is.
	She was like, I was like, 90s, early 2000s?
	What did he say?
	Miss Cleo.
	Do any of you know who that is?
	No, I don't.
	I feel like that's a millennial thing.
	Roy Gummies, though, thank you so much, man.
	She says she wants to be roasted.
	I think she has it confused with being spit roasted.
	Could be.
	Could be.
	By the way, you were a good sport.
	I think all of you guys here were very good sports.
	Those of you who made it to the story.
	Who stayed?
	Who stayed?
	Yeah.
	I mean, here's the thing, though.
	She said she was a nine.
	I feel like a nine wouldn't really, if she actually was a nine, wouldn't care what a five has to say, you know?
	Facts.
	You know, she'd just be like, whatever.
	But what did you say?
	Oh, I mean, I essentially like, because I think the placements changed, but you said you were a 10, and then somebody said she was a 10.
	No, she said she was a...
	Oh, she said she was like a five.
	An eight.
	Oh, it was the ginger said 10.
	The ginger said 10.
	The girl here said 9, and then you said 10.
	And then when I was like, well, you guys aren't.
	You told me to take off my makeup, and that triggered her.
	Oh, yeah, I was like, take off your makeup.
	You passed her a wipe, and I took her wipe and continued to wipe off my face.
	But what did she get angry about?
	She got angry before she was a little bit more.
	Well, she said B-word.
	And then that's when she got up.
	Well, so there's a couple parts.
	So she was getting mad before the whole doxing situation.
	Yeah.
	But we were talking about the rating thing, and I was like, I don't, I'd have to play it back, but I think I'd...
	You said that she wasn't a nine, and she wanted to know why.
	Why was interesting?
	something like that no i don't even i was like i think here's what happened If I recall, I could be wrong.
	9, 10, 10.
	And then I was like, oh, that's interesting.
	I don't even think.
	No, it was definitely like you were saying a lot of things that were triggering to a woman that has no idea about, you know, social media and what goes on on podcasts.
	It seemed like she kind of stepped in here like unknowingly what was going to happen.
	I'm pretty sure she's in.
	She's an actress.
	Yeah, I think she's in this industry.
	She lives in LA.
	So I don't see how you don't know this.
	I don't know.
	No, but I don't even think you said anything.
	She just wanted to know more about it.
	When I said, oh, I took off my makeup and he was like, oh, Saba Moore.
	And all of that was very tricky to her because maybe she likes to be.
	Well, she was triggered before that, even the most.
	She said the little, I'm, not the little, I don't mean to belittle her, but she said that I'm the Latina.
	You haven't seen me get angry yet.
	Yeah, she said that.
	Well, I think it was the implication, even though I didn't, it was the implication that I didn't agree with her looks rating.
	I was not going to agree that she was nine.
	And she was offended by that.
	I think she was offended by that, but I don't think that's what made her got up.
	And the disrespectful woman.
	Stand behind a woman.
	But yeah, so then we went to the intro screen, and then I started losing my mind a little bit.
	And then she probably was like, okay, I'm not going to be here on the podcast.
	So it was probably that plus.
	Yeah.
	The Rosetta Stone donated $20.
	Brian, you're only simping for her because she reminds you of Kristen Kruk.
	The rage quit and her peer are sure to be in the market for cats.
	Ginger had the personality of a dead fish at best.
	You know what?
	It would have been if she got really offended by a couple things, the red-haired woman, because I was like pushing back on her quite a bit, but she was just more like Flavor Flave than Candice Owens.
	Following the book of Deuteronomy, go forth and chat some more.
	Where is Andrew when you need him most?
	Hey, you want to come back on the show?
	Andrew would like, he's one of the frequent guys who comes on the show.
	Sure, I would love to.
	We'll have you on with Andrew.
	That'll be fire.
	Who is Flavor Flave?
	He's a rapper.
	Brian, could you please upload the footage of you blowing up on the Discord?
	Do it for the boys.
	I will put it on the Discord.
	That's discord.gg slash whatever.
	It's going to be in the behind the scenes section.
	I'll post the camera footage.
	I'll probably post it tomorrow.
	Should I post it?
	What do you think, Austin?
	No.
	Where's Austin?
	What do you think, Austin?
	Why not?
	Okay.
	Yeah, I'll post it to the Discord.
	Yeah, such a, ah, damn.
	Damn, bro, fuck.
	Ah, she got, look, she got under my skin, okay?
	It was, the show's going, whatever, okay.
	Okay.
	What was I saying?
	I'm trying to figure out who is Flavor Flav.
	I'm pretty sure some stereotypical black person.
	I'm pretty sure.
	No.
	Maybe, I think...
	Pull it up.
	Pull him up.
	Pull it up.
	Yeah, it's a black guy.
	We'll see what he looks like.
	It's okay.
	He called me a dude.
	He also called you.
	He did call you a dude.
	That's funny.
	I don't know.
	Is it funny?
	I think it's funny.
	Is this going to be like that scene in Goodfellas where...
	Do you know that scene in Goodfellas?
	I don't even know what that is.
	Goodfellas?
	One of the most famous mafia movies of all time.
	That Goodfellas?
	It's an American movie.
	This is what?
	It's freaking.
	What do you mean, Goodfellas?
	Everybody, you could live in freaking Kazakhstan.
	They know about Goodfellas.
	I feel like you two need to reenact the.
	Am I funny?
	Like a clown?
	I want to know who Flavor Flav is.
	Pull up Flavor Flav.
	Kristen Kruhick.
	The other black guy in here.
	Do you know who Flavor Flavi is?
	Me?
	Yeah, you don't look like Kristen Krug.
	I don't know what she looks like.
	I don't know.
	It was a reach, the Kristen Krug thing.
	Reach, dude.
	Reach.
	Okay.
	Let's see here.
	What else do we have?
	Guys, final call on the roast session.
	Let's see what else I have to do.
	Should we give out social media names or no?
	You can give out your MySpace.
	No, you can't do it.
	Don't do it.
	Okay.
	They're going to come stocky or something.
	I don't know.
	Wait, what was I going to say?
	We are going to do a Twitch raid here in just a sec, guys.
	Let's see here.
	One sec.
	and then i need to see what other notes i have to uh have no we did the roster thing We did that.
	You've had sugar daddies.
	Have you ever had a sugar daddy?
	I have.
	Have you had a sugar daddy?
	Sugar Daddy?
	You have?
	You've been in a relationship five years.
	Were you during the relationship?
	Your boyfriend's cool with you?
	Your boyfriend was cool with you.
	That was one time, and it was only like it was to go out on a date and get money for just going on a date with somebody else.
	Laura donated $20.
	The women who stayed, you're all good sports and seem like good people.
	Also, share one.
	You ever been to Bricks or Orchard Tower in Singapore?
	Also, PLS never docks anyone FFS.
	You ever been to that place in Singapore?
	He was talking to me?
	Yeah.
	No.
	Okay.
	Sugar Daddy?
	No.
	So, Sugar Daddy, Sugar Daddy, Sugar Daddy.
	Armenian Apostolic donated $20.
	My small contribution, W Brian.
	I enjoy watching every episode.
	Thank you.
	Chi Chi to the ladies who made it through the night.
	Yep.
	BBSM, Brian's Dumpy Seriously Matters.
	D. May Christ watch over and protect you.
	Yeah.
	Look, it was a difficult position.
	Like, once a girl, like, even if she wasn't going to do anything, we just had to kick her because, like, we just can't allow for even the liability of there being a potential doc, so.
	So just had to get her kicked.
	So how many sugar daddies have you had?
	It was just one.
	How many have you had?
	Just one.
	Just one.
	How many have you had?
	Countless.
	Countless.
	Your sugar daddy.
	How did you meet him?
	Through an online website.
	Seeking?
	Yeah.
	You were on Seeking while you were in a relationship?
	I asked, though.
	You asked your boyfriend for permission?
	So he's broke.
	Huh?
	Is your boyfriend broke?
	I mean, you could say that.
	We're young.
	Wait, so DJ underscore Maximus Day and B donated $20.
	I have one question.
	How are any of you still alive after Caribbean's number one prostitute sucked every inch of oxygen up?
	I'm gonna pretend like you didn't just make my dick go soft.
	Uh, wait, so your boyfriend let you go on seeking and let you have a sugar daddy.
	How long were you involved with the sugar daddy?
	Not very long.
	I did it once and I didn't like it.
	The best jump roper in Wyoming donated $20.
	Thank you.
	My sprinkler goes like this.
	That means Brian, you're still fat.
	Sure, I got his weight.
	Boom roasted.
	Boom roasted.
	He thinks he's the best jump robber better than me.
	It's not about you.
	So your boyfriend let you go on seeking, let you get a sugar daddy.
	How much money did he send you total?
	Like $200.
	And did you meet up with him in person?
	Yeah, just to eat food.
	So he paid for it?
	He paid for it.
	Was your boyfriend sitting like three tables away?
	No.
	You went alone?
	Yeah.
	And then you never talked to the guy again?
	Correct.
	Did you do anything?
	No.
	Other than eat.
	And so you just spent like an hour with him, got some food?
	200 bucks.
	Here you go.
	Never talked to him again.
	Why didn't you do more?
	Like see him for more multiple dinners.
	It made me feel bad.
	Was he old?
	Yeah.
	Was he lonely?
	Yeah.
	Damn.
	I just feel like they like, yeah, it just made me feel bad.
	I feel like I was being superficial.
	Okay, well, I guess it's good that you only did it once.
	And what about you?
	What's your sugar daddy story?
	So actually, it was on the 4th of July.
	And yeah, of this year.
	And I got really upset at my friends for firing up these fireworks behind some close friends of mine.
	And so I just started walking away.
	This was like me walking alone at like 3 in the morning, deep Montecito.
	And I hear a sound.
	Pick a donated $20.
	Saint Lucia, girl, you are so pretty.
	Whenever you shake a flower is born and babies are smiling, your facts are burnts of perfumes in assorted flavors, and your skin is a canvas for angels' signatures.
	Oh my god, you're so sweet.
	I love you.
	I hope the rest of your life is.
	Sorry, continue with your story, though.
	That was really sweet.
	Yeah, and I hear the sound of a motorcycle and I freeze.
	I'm like, dude, I hide in a bush.
	I just stood there.
	And he drives down.
	He's like on a mini motorcycle.
	And he stops, so I stop.
	And he asked me if I was okay.
	And I was kind of telling him what was going on.
	I was supposed to go back to my other friend's house in a different part of Montecito, but I was walking and it was three in the morning.
	So he offered to drive me back up to my other friend's house where they lit up those fireworks.
	And apparently, he was like a neighbor.
	And he told me later, earlier, when he was driving back home in his Uber with a friend, his friend goes, like, hey, there's a super attractive girl that just like walked by our neighborhood.
	You should go check on her.
	And he was like, no way.
	So he drove down his motorcycle, gave me a ride.
	Firstly, we almost crashed.
	So that was interesting.
	Because the weight of two people and like a mini motorcycle that's like maybe the height of this table was interesting.
	And after that, I gave him my phone number and he was just checking up on me.
	I went out to a yacht club with him and I guess that was considered a date.
	I didn't know that.
	But he was showing me around like his boats and all of that.
	He owns several hangers for his airplanes and such and has offered to fly me out multiple times on his float plane.
	And yeah, every time we hang out, we just go to like a nice dinner and stuff.
	Recently got divorced this year, has like three kids.
	Wait, he did?
	Yeah.
	He got divorced.
	Like recently.
	But he was trying to sugar you?
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	So he's married?
	Wait, he's married and he was trying to have you be a sugar baby?
	Oh, they were separated.
	They were like, okay, I'm mad.
	Yeah.
	Going through like the official divorce like that same month I met him.
	I see.
	Okay.
	How much money did he give you?
	Hold on to this.
	His panic underscore $718 donated $20 from NYC here.
	Caribbean girl is flaming hot except when she opens her mouth.
	Tone down the assertiveness and you'll be alright.
	Don't want to see you and cats in the future.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate that.
	Bro, what a.
	I'm sorry.
	Thank you for the $20, but that's, don't be a simp.
	Come on, dude.
	Although I share.
	Don't be a simp.
	Don't like woman.
	That's what he means.
	Don't love beautiful women.
	That's a stretch.
	But how much money did he pay you?
	Well, the first time we hung out, it was maybe $500.
	And the other times, I don't know.
	It was kind of just more like not getting gifts.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Like, it was more like he would just pay for everything, like, shopping or going out to dinner.
	Okay.
	How much in shopping did he cover?
	A couple thousand.
	Yeah, for sure.
	I mean.
	$10,000 plus or no?
	See, it was interesting because I don't normally shop like that.
	Well, at my moments.
	But, yeah.
	I'm a pretty low-maintenance person.
	You know, like, I'm someone who you don't need to buy a whole bouquet of flowers.
	Like, if we're on a road trip, you can kind of just stop on the side and pick me some flowers.
	That'd be completely fine.
	Vector donated $20.
	You're right, lady.
	I don't know your worth.
	I don't think you do either.
	Especially not while you're living like a human sex doll.
	Brian, whisper sweet nothings to Kiki tonight before you go to bed.
	Ella?
	You're talking to Harami.
	Is this Kiki?
	That's Kiki right there.
	What's up, Kiki?
	So, okay, he spent thousands of dollars on shopping.
	He paid you $500 for the first date?
	Yeah, just going to the yacht club.
	How many times did you see him in person?
	Three.
	Three times.
	And he paid you $500 each time or more?
	$500 minimum.
	And the other times were shopping and dinners or lunch.
	I don't know.
	But we'd always go to high-end places.
	Any trips?
	I have not gone on a trip with him.
	I'm kind of like nervous to because.
	Oh, you're still in touch with him?
	Um, no.
	You said it was July 4th?
	Yeah.
	This is recent.
	This was recent, but I no longer contact him.
	Wait, and did something happen?
	No, nothing happened.
	I was kind of just waited out after he asked me to go on a trip with him because I'd only hung out with him like three times.
	And I feel like he's honestly someone who makes so much money.
	Like if he were to murder me, he would probably get away with it.
	You know?
	So.
	And did you hook up with him?
	No.
	I did not hook up with him.
	All right.
	Hmm.
	That's interesting.
	The furthest we've done is just like kissed each other.
	All right.
	I need to get up just momentarily and then we're going to wrap up the show.
	Hey, Saint Lucia, can you come back and talk to the girls while I wait?
	What the?
	Yeah, and talk to the girls while I take a quick one-minute break really quick.
	You brought up earlier on the show when you're kind of telling us your story about the fuckboy guy.
	You were saying something along the lines of ignoring red flags.
	So here's a prompt for you guys while I step away for just a minute.
	Are you guys willing to ignore red flags if the guy meets some sort of criteria?
	Like he's really attractive.
	He has money.
	Could be rich.
	He's whatever.
	Maybe you guys can talk about that.
	I'll be right back.
	Go ahead.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, red flags goes in like multiple directions, but I think really what it is, was I was so excited to be in a relationship with someone and have things go like a certain way because all of the relationships I've been in has always been some sort of like abuse to me mentally or even physically.
	And so it's kind of just like paranoia, like issues in my head.
	And I'm kind of just like easing things away, even if they're attractive or not.
	Like it just did not matter to me.
	Yeah.
	I think there's some red flags that are just you can't look past.
	Some are just too big.
	But I think there are some that you, I guess, you can get over.
	Yeah.
	I think one of like the craziest flags I've ignored actually from like my second boyfriend was oh ex-boyfriend was when he was talking to me about going camping with this girl and they were like talking about going together but sharing a jointed sleeping bag.
	So it's like a sleeping bag that holds like two people and that's like that's weird right like you don't really do that with like I would like wait with a friend?
	With yeah like a girlfriend.
	I would I wouldn't mind.
	I would cuddle with my friend.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	It's like it's not separated.
	It's together.
	Yeah like sleeping in a bed under one blanket.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	In a relationship.
	My boyfriend at the time.
	Like we don't think that's weird.
	Wait, you sleeping with your boyfriend?
	No, My boyfriend at the time sleeping with a close friend who's a girl with him.
	I think that's weird.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You need to be in a separate tent.
	Yeah, I don't understand why that's like an issue, you know?
	And here he goes making me feel crazy for thinking that.
	That's just like a little example, but yeah.
	Oh, final question for you.
	So there's the party phase or whatever.
	Did you ever hook up with two guys in one day?
	I have.
	Three guys in one day?
	No.
	Three guys in 72 hours?
	No.
	Three guys in two weeks?
	Fortnite definitely the real Drake donated $20.
	Definitely the real Drake.
	Do you love me?
	Are you riding?
	Say you'll never ever leave from beside me because I want you and I need you and I'm down for you always.
	I thank you, definitely the real Drake.
	I kind of prefer hotline bling though.
	If you want to.
	Hotline bling is good.
	started from the bottom is also good i wonder if that's never mind Me?
	Why are you looking at me?
	No, just like started from the okay, never mind.
	Bad joke.
	Three guys in a fortnight?
	No.
	Okay.
	All right, guys.
	So we're going to do a Twitch raid here.
	But before we do, can you pull up Twitch, please?
	Guys, if you want, you can get your last-minute last call on the TTS.
	But we're going to wrap up here.
	Okay.
	Guys.
	We're 13 follows.
	What the fuck?
	I don't know what the hell is going on out there.
	All right, guys.
	We are 13.
	Guys, 13, 12 followers away from 93,000 followers.
	Scuffed Mike.
	Thank you for the follow-up.
	Get us to 93, 12, just 12 followers.
	Guys, get us to 93,000 before the wrap end of the show, which is now.
	Jack True, thank you for the Prime.
	Also, can you guys check if you have a Prime sub available?
	So if you have Amazon Prime, you can link it to your Twitch.
	Quick, free, easy way to support the show every single month.
	Drop us a Prime sub if you have one available.
	We're about to wrap.
	And then drop us a follow before the end of the show.
	The real Drake donated $20.
	Started from the bottom.
	Now we're here, started from the bottom.
	Now my whole team fucking here started from the bottom.
	Now we're here, started from the bottom.
	Now the whole team here.
	I love it.
	Great song.
	Great song.
	Started from a middle-class Canadian upbringing.
	Now at the top.
	At the top.
	That's great.
	Let's go back there really quick.
	We're.
	Oh, F11, please.
	Okay, guys, seven.
	We're seven followers away.
	I'm going to shout out every single one of you until we get to 93,000.
	Actually, POS is going to do it.
	Okay.
	Name Erika Ter.
	Thank you for the follow.
	Durin Dolls.
	Thank you for the 10 gifted subs, man.
	Appreciate it.
	Go ahead.
	Nine flows.
	Two.
	Two.
	Thank you.
	Really appreciate that.
	Is it you like an S or I'm just going to say two?
	Nine flow two.
	Yo, Ru, thank for the Prime Mint Beats.
	Thank for the tier one.
	Obnoxious Blight Bringer.
	Thank for the Prime Ass Maker.
	What the fuck?
	Zoon in.
	Thank you, man.
	My St. Lucian best prostitute donated $20.
	My St. Lucian 304 goes like this.
	Poop on old man.
	Poop on old man.
	Poop on man.
	Poop on old man.
	What?
	Accept poopy money.
	If God wants you to do OF content, what does the devil want?
	I don't believe in the devil.
	What?
	Heard me?
	Do you believe in God?
	Yes, but I don't believe in the devil.
	No.
	You believe in God, but you don't believe in the devil.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, this question wouldn't.
	Do you think God wants you doing OnlyFans?
	I believe God's will cannot be changed by man.
	What God has in store, nothing could change.
	Everything is God's plan.
	Everything that we're experiencing is God's plan.
	Man is not in control.
	So if He didn't want me to experience it, I wouldn't be experiencing it.
	You don't believe in free will?
	No.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Well, all right.
	I'll leave that one to Andrew next time.
	Let's go back to Twitch really quick.
	Okay, we made boys W's.
	Yay!
	We did it.
	Yo, thank you, everybody.
	Yo, if you guys got a prime, help us out, bro.
	That's a big milestone there.
	93,000 followers.
	Voda.
	Thank you for the prime.
	True low.
	Wait, is that you see somebody in there?
	Yeah.
	Crystal.
	Will.
	Will.
	Where?
	Where's he at?
	Will Vichy.
	Yo.
	Hi, Will, Vichy.
	Thank you, Will.
	Rob, thank you.
	Smex Jelly.
	Thank you.
	Viper, thank you, Follow.
	Troll, M90.
	Thank you for the Prime Voda.
	Thank you again for the Prime.
	Okay, let's do Discord really quick.
	Guys, go to discord.gg slash whatever.
	Guys, I'm going to be posting the like, so earlier in the show, we had to go to go to intro screen because some shit was going down.
	Some girl was like acting ridiculous.
	Had to kick her off.
	Some other girl rage quit in the process.
	I'm going to post the BTS.
	I'll try to do it tomorrow.
	Tonight or tomorrow.
	I'm going to post it to our Discord.
	So guys, you go to discord.gg slash whatever mods.
	Can you spam it in the chat on Twitter?
	Or not Twitter, excuse me.
	Spam the link on YouTube and on Twitch.
	Let me see if I can help out with this really quick.
	So that's discord.gg slash whatever.
	Can you put it to the wall of haters really quick tab?
	Guys, oh, play the play this the Bevo video really quick.
	The second one, I think, would be good.
	Guys, there's the link.
	Discord.gg/slash whatever.
	Nemesis, thank you.
	Thank you for spamming it.
	Oh, audio.
	It's not looking great.
	I've posted that, but I pretty much am skinned.
	I'm not going to lie.
	It's all come from a whatever podcast.
	Lying, trying to make a character.
	All right, you can't.
	Anyways, we just post a bunch of cool stuff in the Discord.
	Guys, it's discord.gg slash whatever.
	Go join, guys.
	We have a great community over there.
	I'm going to put it in the chat.
	Let's see here.
	I think we're all caught up.
	And we'll do a Twitch raid.
	It's bugged, boys.
	I haven't done that.
	This cowgirl had me pooping all over the place.
	Now there's this spider that looks like Richard Dawkins screaming at a group of macaques.
	It's really bugged in here.
	Wait, I don't get that last part.
	Spider?
	Who's the spider?
	I don't know.
	I'm not sure what he's talking about.
	Okay, so for the Twitch raid, we are gonna do, hmm.
	I wonder, do we do S-Fanned?
	Yo, chat, S-Fanned or Woe, Grandma?
	S-Fanned or Woe, Grandma?
	Wow, Grandma.
	Excuse me.
	What do you guys think?
	S-Fanned or Woe, Grandma?
	What does S fan stand for?
	He's a streamer.
	So do we do S-Fanned or Woe Grandma?
	I like Woe Grandma.
	Woe Grandma sounds more intriguing.
	Agreed.
	Why do you really want S fans?
	I don't know.
	We've been raiding Woe Grandma a lot.
	Okay.
	Everybody's saying Grandma.
	Okay, we'll do.
	Yeah, let's do Wholesome.
	Let's do Wholesome.
	Okay.
	All right, guys.
	Or really quick before we do the raid, I'll just do my outro.
	One sec.
	Okay, I'd like to end the show by seeing if we can't use this moment as an opportunity to give you a call to action.
	Would you consider stopping sex work entirely?
	Yes.
	Tonight.
	No.
	I tried.
	Okay, so GG to the panel.
	Last congrats for making it to the end of the show, guys.
	Last call, hit the like button, please, on your way out.
	Thank you for tuning in tonight.
	You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me.
	I appreciate that.
	Thank you to everyone who super chats, donates, and supports the show.
	Big thank you to the panel who did make it to the end here.
	We'll be live again Sunday, 5 p.m. Pacific.
	Any girls who want to be on the show, DM out, whatever.
	On Instagram, if you can make it to Santa Barbara 07s in the chat, guys, we'll do the Twitch raid and we're going to do Woe Grandma.
	I'm going to send the Twitch raid here in just 10 seconds.
	If you want to get her pulled up, she's playing World of Warcraft Classic.
	Or videos, let's just...
	All right, I'm going to send the raid here in just a sec.
	She is playing Retail World of Warcraft Classic.
	It's not my favorite version of the game.
	I'm more of a classic player.
	All right, I'm going to send the raid now.
	Thank you guys for watching on Twitch.
	I hope you guys have a good night.
	We'll see you on Sunday.
	All right, that's going through here, Sabrine, I think, for the sub on Twitch.
	And then one sec, that's coming through.
	There it is.
	Whatever is back.
	Good evening, whatever.
	Hi.
	How are you?
	Welcome.
	Hey there.
	You're so cute.
	How is whatever tonight?
	Doing well.
	You guys being good?
	Oh, boy.
	She does not want to know.
	Don't tell her.
	Don't tell her.
	Okay.
	Welcome, everybody.
	Yeah.
	All right, cool, cool.
	All right, guys.
	Let's see here.
	Yeah, I think that's pretty much it.
	Guys, like the video.
	Again, I'll be posting all that BTS stuff on the Discord tonight or tomorrow.
	Discord.gg slash whatever.
	07's in the chat.
	Good night, guys.
	We'll see you guys on Sunday.

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