Whatever Podcast - 2 RAGE QUITS?! 37 Year Old Wants 0.1% Man Who Earns $1M+/YEAR?! She WILL NOT Settle?!

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2 RAGE QUITS?! 37 Year Old Wants 0.1% Man Who Earns $1M+/YEAR?! She WILL NOT Settle?! | Dating Talk #208

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	With that said, without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves.
	So please tell us your name, age, location, and occupation.
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	I'm Kaylin.
	I'm 19.
	I'm from Arizona, and I work full-time.
	All right.
	What do you do for work?
	I'm just a barista.
	I just make coffee.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	My name is Megan.
	I'm 33.
	I live in Houston, Texas.
	And I work in plastic surgery and do TikTok.
	All right.
	Sorry, did you say your age?
	Yes, I'm 33.
	33.
	Okay.
	Sorry, I was doing something over here on the computer.
	You work with plastic surgery or?
	I oversee a plastic surgeon's office.
	Okay, you're like the practice manager or?
	Yes.
	Okay, can we.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	My name is London.
	I'm from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
	I live in LA now.
	I'm a model.
	Sorry, to age?
	27.
	27.
	You're a model.
	Anything else or just that?
	I work like at Venice Beach.
	So I sell like margaritas at the boardwalk.
	I'm a hustler.
	I do like different stuff in LA.
	Okay.
	Like you sell drugs or no, margaritas.
	No, but you said you're a hustler.
	Yeah, like what do you hustle?
	Margaritas?
	Yeah.
	You're a margarita hustler.
	Maybe I don't know about margarita business.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right, cool.
	What about you?
	I'm Kaylee.
	I'm 23.
	I'm from the Sacramento area.
	I work for an insurance agent.
	So if you guys are rolling, uninsured, don't be a criminal.
	Call 916-966-7111.
	I occasionally wait tables.
	And then I just started donating plasma for money.
	So it pays.
	You donate plasma for money.
	It pays.
	How often do you do it?
	You can do it twice a week.
	Twice a week.
	Okay.
	You can get like 80 bucks and then 13 bucks.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And you've, how many times have you done it total?
	Once.
	Oh, just once.
	Yeah, I just started.
	So you got 80 bucks.
	80 bucks from hustling that plasma.
	All right.
	And what about you?
	Hey, my industry name is Naomi Ryder.
	What was it?
	Age 28.
	Occupation.
	I'm in adult film.
	And I do OnlyFans here and there, but like not that much right now.
	And then I'm also a dancer.
	Shout out Spearmint Rhino, Van Nuys.
	Hold on.
	have to go to intro really quick
	uh welcome back everybody uh so So, okay, welcome.
	Where are you from again?
	So I'm from Northern California, but I live in LA right now.
	Okay, got it.
	What about you?
	Hi, I'm Vanessa.
	I'm 37 years old.
	I'm in IT.
	I also teach hot yoga three times a week, and I'm a sleigh, and I'm 37 from LA.
	Wait, you're a what?
	A sleigh?
	Namaste, Nama Sleigh.
	I teach yoga, hot yoga.
	Nama sleigh.
	I'm hustling.
	I thought you said you're a sleigh.
	Word of the day hustler.
	It's like Namaste, but Nama Sleigh for the badass queens.
	Wait, you're a queen?
	Are you a queen?
	Soon to be.
	Okay, all right.
	We'll get into that.
	What about you?
	My name is Allison.
	I'm 20 years old.
	I'm from the San Joaquin Valley, San Joaquin County, Central Valley, and I'm a special ed teacher.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'm Vanessa.
	I'm 19, and I'm also from the San Joaquin County, and I work in a deli.
	All right.
	I'm Brian Atlas, 35, Santa Barbara, California.
	Washed up over the hill, has been YouTuber, host of the whatever podcast.
	Andrew, what about you?
	Yeah, my name is Andrew Wilson.
	I'm the host of The Crucible.
	It's a popular entertainment channel on YouTube.
	Political analyst, a political satirist.
	I host debates, moderate debates.
	I enjoy participating in debates myself and also having conversations with thousands of people like yourselves all across the country.
	All right.
	Welcome, everybody.
	So we're going to get everybody's current relationship status.
	And if you're single, how long have you been single?
	And what's the longest relationship you've ever been in?
	Go ahead.
	I'm currently taken, and my longest relationship was three years.
	When you say taken, are you in a relationship?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	How long have you been in the relationship for?
	Almost six months.
	All right.
	Six months and longest three years.
	Who broke up with who in the three-year relationship?
	It was mutual.
	Mutual?
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I am married.
	We've been married for two years together.
	Eight years?
	Together eight years?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So I'm assuming this is your longest relationship?
	Yes.
	Eight years total, right?
	Yeah.
	So two years married, six years together.
	Together, correct.
	And there hasn't been any breaks.
	No.
	Okay.
	All right, cool.
	What about you?
	I am single.
	Longest relationship, eight years.
	I just need to make a quick adjustment to your microphone.
	Can you scoot it this way a little bit?
	Perfect.
	I'm sorry.
	So you're single.
	Okay.
	How long have you been single for?
	Two years.
	Two years?
	Longest relationship?
	Eight years.
	Eight years.
	Who broke up with who in the eight-year relationship?
	Me.
	And then, was that the one that ended two years ago?
	Okay.
	And so why did you break up?
	He went to jail a lot.
	Huh?
	A lot, not just one.
	Is he still in jail?
	Currently, yes.
	Huh?
	For what?
	I'd rather not say.
	That's his business, you know.
	Hustling?
	Hey.
	He hustled too hard.
	Probably.
	And how many during the course of the relationship, like how long were you guys dating before the first time he got arrested?
	We started when I was 16.
	So we were in high school.
	He didn't go to jail until like after high school.
	Probably like 21 or 20.
	No, maybe like 20.
	So like maybe a good three and a half, four years.
	And then how many times during the course of the relationship was he in and out of jail or prison?
	Like three to five.
	Three to five times.
	So it wasn't like I was just leaving him because he went to jail.
	I tried a lot.
	Like a lot.
	The first time, three years.
	He went for the first time.
	Wait, he was the first time.
	He went away for three years.
	Three years.
	And then he got out.
	And then like sometimes they're on probation.
	So if you do anything.
	If you fuck up.
	He fucked up like twice.
	The first time, another three years.
	I mean, another 30 days.
	I'm sorry.
	30 days.
	30 days.
	So that's why.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And then he got out.
	And then he went back again another 90 days.
	Yeah.
	And then now, I don't know, like three, four years.
	Were you guys married?
	No.
	No.
	Okay.
	Did you go and visit them?
	Yeah, maybe once or twice.
	And the three-year sentence, was it in jail or prison?
	It was hard.
	Yeah, it was prison for the three years.
	The month and the three months, it was like county.
	County jail.
	So it wasn't that deep.
	Like you're finna get out.
	So would you describe yourself as a ride or die?
	Because I mean, you did stay with the guy for that.
	I definitely am, was.
	I don't know if I'll ever do that again unless I'm like married and forced to deal with that with my husband or something.
	But yeah, I was for sure a ride or die.
	Have you dated any other men who during the course of you dating them were in prison?
	No.
	Just him.
	I haven't had a relationship since.
	Okay.
	It was traumatizing.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	Well, if any other questions come up, I'm sure I'll ask.
	What about you?
	I'm in a two-year relationship, and my longest relationship was four years, a little over that.
	All right.
	Who broke up with who in the four-year relationship?
	I did.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Relationship status?
	So I'm single.
	I've been single for like a year.
	And like, we were together for a year and a half, my last relationship.
	That was the longest, too.
	A year and a half was your longest.
	Yeah.
	And that was the one that ended a year ago.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	My longest adult relationship.
	Okay.
	Who broke up with who?
	It was mutual, for sure.
	Mutual.
	Okay.
	All right.
	And what about you?
	I'm single.
	I've been single for about three years, and then the longest relationship I was in was three years.
	Was that the one that ended three years ago?
	No.
	Okay.
	And so the three-year relationship, the longest one, who broke up with who?
	I ended that.
	And then the most recent relationship that ended three years ago, who broke up with who?
	I mean, he moved.
	He moved, okay.
	Circumstances.
	Yes.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'm single and celibate, and I have been single for since January, so like 10 months, going on 11.
	And my longest relationship, about two years.
	Is that the one that ended 10 months ago?
	No, the one that ended 10 months ago was a little under a year.
	Okay.
	The two-year relationship, who broke up with who?
	I didn't have a choice.
	He cheated on me.
	So I guess you could say he broke up with me.
	Or, yeah, I don't know.
	Well, you could.
	Well, technically, okay, I broke up with him for good reason.
	Right, for good reason.
	And then the most recent relationship that ended 10 to 11 months ago, who broke up with who?
	I broke up with him.
	Okay.
	Cheating?
	No.
	He needed help.
	Hustling too much?
	He hustled too hard.
	No.
	He needed help?
	Help?
	Like mental institution?
	Yeah.
	Schizo?
	What kind of, what are we talking here?
	Really, really bad childhood trauma.
	And it wasn't.
	He didn't.
	It got taken out on me.
	So, yeah, I had to help him and me by leaving.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'm in a relationship 17 months tomorrow.
	And it's my longest relationship.
	17 months.
	Okay.
	How did you guys meet?
	Mutual friends.
	Mutual friends.
	Okay.
	17 months.
	Damn, keeping track.
	You're tracking the hour too?
	Like the seconds?
	Did you have it down to the second?
	11%.
	All right.
	Okay, cool.
	That's everybody's relationship status.
	I did have a couple clarifying questions here for the people that are single.
	Starting with you.
	So you've been single for two years.
	So have there been any guys in the picture, though, in the two-year period?
	Not that I've liked.
	No.
	When's the last time you hung out with a male of the human species Individually, and there was a mutual romantic and/or sexual interest yesterday?
	No, no, no.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	My ex, who's in jail, so spent two years.
	Word.
	Wait.
	You haven't, like, hung out with the dude since you said sexual.
	Oh, you mean just hanging out?
	Okay, just and or.
	Okay, just like kicking it.
	I don't know, maybe like a month ago.
	Wait, so you've been celibate for two years?
	Yeah.
	Okay, celibate.
	Two years, writing that down.
	If your ex, who's currently, how much time is he doing?
	I don't know.
	I like don't keep up with him.
	I don't know his sentence, but at the time, he was facing like four, six years.
	Okay, so you saw he was when you broke up with him, he was in the can.
	Yes.
	Okay, I see.
	If he got out like tomorrow, like I'll know some new evidence.
	No.
	Because it was like other stuff later, and I was just like, I'm not doing it again.
	I don't like him that much no more.
	So I was falling out of love anyway slowly.
	And once he went to jail, it was like, oh, yeah, this is, he's tripping.
	And so, no guys for two years?
	I don't really like people easily.
	Like, I was with him since high school because I liked him that all the way up until I stopped.
	Then it was like, okay.
	But what about these guys who you're like hanging out with?
	Like, you're just kidding.
	Yeah.
	I don't mean to cut in, but I got to do a PC restart here.
	I'm having some issues on my.
	No worries, man.
	Just let us know when you're ready.
	So just go ahead and.
	Yeah.
	So he's coming right back, guys.
	No guys.
	Okay.
	So.
	You said you kicked it like a month ago with somebody.
	I kick it with people.
	Just fill them out.
	And then I'll look and say, I don't like you.
	And never see them again.
	Okay.
	I did like one person, though, once he went to jail.
	Wait, the other guy you liked?
	No, no, no.
	I'm telling you.
	Keep up.
	I'll tell you about the.
	Okay, so I moved here from Wisconsin.
	I'm from Milwaukee.
	And I moved to LA.
	Before I moved, it was someone I did like.
	And then we like seen each other, but it didn't really go anywhere.
	So then I moved.
	Since I've been here, I just was like, oh, I don't like nobody here at all.
	Like, I meet people every day.
	None of them are my cup of tea.
	Glocktavius donated $69.
	Ladies who is on birth control.
	Also, what decade was World War I in?
	Thank you, Gloctavius.
	Going around the table, are you on birth control?
	No.
	No.
	I pop plan B's like candy.
	Wait.
	She said, say that one more time.
	I pop plan Bs.
	You pop plan Bs.
	Yeah.
	Like, how many?
	I was supposed to say it like that.
	No, no, you can say it.
	You can say pop.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I pop plan B's.
	You pop Plan B's.
	There was a time I popped like four in a week and like, yeah, it wasn't good.
	Don't do that.
	How many like you get them?
	You get them free or no.
	They're like 50 usually.
	You can get them cheaper.
	I know I saw that recently.
	Wait, but so okay.
	How many plan B's have you gone through in 2024?
	I don't know.
	Do the math on that shit.
	Hold on.
	Okay, wait.
	Not that much.
	Probably like.
	I mean, is it four in a week?
	Let's say average week.
	Average week is like one.
	Do you think you do one?
	Not average week.
	Like, my sex life is kind of slowed down off-camera.
	Okay.
	I see.
	Yeah.
	Huh.
	Okay.
	So, like, 20?
	This year, probably.
	Wouldn't it be easier to just be on birth control?
	I know, but I can't find one.
	You can't find one?
	I can't find one that won't cause like some crazy shit to happen to my plan B.
	I mean, it's like plan B is just like a higher dose of the.
	Fat or tired or both.
	Fat.
	So it's like Plan B is like.
	Oh, it makes you fat?
	It doesn't make you fat, but like.
	It can't be.
	Birth control kind of makes you fat.
	Plan B does not fit.
	There's like the copper IUD fan.
	It depends on the birth control, but I've had different.
	It can make you skinny, too.
	It causes hormones.
	It can make you bleed a lot.
	Birth control?
	Yes.
	I don't know.
	The generic, but it works fine and I'm skinny.
	The pill.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	No, and I never have.
	You?
	No.
	Okay.
	And then the other question was, it was, what decade was World War I in?
	Go ahead.
	20s.
	Okay.
	20s?
	Okay, sure.
	20s?
	Okay.
	1914 and 1918.
	What decade?
	Wait, we're going a decade?
	We could just.
	Yeah, what just what you can, I mean, if you want to give years, but just the decade.
	20s, 30s, 40s, 20s.
	Wasn't it World War II in like 1941 or some shit?
	So it's like World War I, it would probably be like, wasn't that like a hundred years before that?
	So like 1840?
	I don't know.
	Excuse me.
	Will that be it?
	No, just you gotta guess.
	You gotta guess.
	Sure, 1840.
	1840, okay, that's an answer.
	All right, never mind.
	1920.
	Okay.
	She gave you the answer.
	It's 1914 and 1918.
	We had the 1910s.
	Congratulations.
	You win absolutely nothing, but good job.
	Let's see.
	Then we have.
	Proverbs 21, 19 donated $69.
	Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome nagging wife.
	I like that verse.
	You guys thoughts on this one?
	It's true.
	So it says, better to live in a desert.
	It's like better to be dehydrated and get a sunburn and die.
	Favorite Bible verse?
	Isn't that your favorite Bible versus something?
	It's like one of the top.
	It's pretty good.
	It's a real versus contentious woman.
	Well, there's different translations.
	Right, the original Bible.
	The Old English.
	And that's different than nagging.
	Contentious is different.
	Nagging is like very specific.
	Well, it says quarrelsome and nagging wife.
	Right, but quarreling is like fighting.
	And there's one that's one that says brawling woman.
	What's that?
	There's another verse that says.
	The Bible switch, like King James Bible.
	That's the one that says the one that you like.
	And then there's a brawling woman.
	Like, the top of a rooftop or something than a brawling woman.
	So, like, that kind of, anyways.
	Well, there's, like, a...
	There's like brothels in the desert.
	Watch!
	Alright.
	Going back to people's relationship status, so okay.
	Just saying.
	Single over here.
	You've been single for one year, right?
	Yeah.
	Have you been celibate for a year?
	No.
	I do adult film.
	When's the last time you shot?
	So I did an OnlyFans thing, like, I don't know.
	Let me think about that.
	I think it was like Thursday.
	That was crazy, too.
	That was descriptive.
	Was it?
	So, okay.
	How often, how many shoots have you done?
	Boy-girl shoots?
	I lost count.
	I'm not going to lie.
	You do traditional corn too?
	Yeah, like mainstream.
	You do mainstream?
	Not just OnlyFans, mainstream.
	Okay.
	And do you know how many scenes you've done?
	No, no idea.
	I just started in January, though.
	Do you think it's more than 100?
	Probably.
	100 scenes?
	Probably.
	Okay, and then how many scenes, like what's the most amount of, because there's like BG, BBG, BBBBBG.
	I feel like I know where this is going.
	You're going to say how many people are.
	Oh, like.
	Like, you've done like threesomes, foursomes, five-somes, that type of shit?
	I did, like, a couple threesomes with another girl, and then there was also an orgy with an older lady and like six guys.
	How old was this lady?
	Probably like 60.
	And so, like, her thing was.
	Oh, my sweet so much hard.
	Did she sound like that?
	Was she good jobs?
	I took some milk.
	She, um, she kind of, oh, so I did, like, a cream pie scene, and her job was, like, to suck it out of me type shit.
	Oh, my God.
	What does that mean?
	That's fucking disgusting.
	Sorry, sorry, sorry.
	That was Austin who pressed that.
	Okay, good times.
	Just saying.
	That's cool.
	And so, but in any case, so I guess putting aside the adult content stuff, you've been single for one year.
	You've been dating throughout this process?
	Have you dated people in the adult industry?
	Dating?
	No.
	No.
	Fucking yes?
	Yeah.
	Well, obviously, that's an entailment of the work you do.
	In my personal life, it's more like models, athletes, some porn stars here and there.
	Wait, but so you're hooking up with them athletes, whatever, for content or just for fun.
	For fun, yeah, okay.
	Not anymore, though.
	Okay, and so when it comes to like dating or like civilian hookups, you're doing that too.
	Yeah, I don't do the civilian hookups anymore.
	I've been like kind of just focusing on the on-camera stuff.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Sure.
	And so like when's the last have you been on a date recently?
	Like do you do sugar daddy stuff?
	Oh yeah.
	I forgot that was in my bio on fucking Instagram.
	Yeah, I do some sugar daddy stuff.
	So I guess I have like a roster of like three sugar daddies right now.
	Okay.
	The legendary trash panda donated $69.
	Ladies on the panel, how is your relationship with your father?
	Chair 3, does it hurt to sit on it all the time?
	Or did you sever the franks and beans?
	Bricks and baby, play me a Dem Mommy Milker's girl.
	Okay.
	Thank you for that.
	Appreciate it.
	Appreciate it.
	Do you think I got a big booty?
	Is that what you're saying?
	I don't think so.
	No, okay.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Probably.
	Okay.
	Wait, so, oh, going around the table, how's your relationship with your father?
	So I want to add a question to this.
	Are your parents still together?
	And then how's your relationship with your father?
	Go ahead.
	My parents aren't together, but I have a stepfather who's been in my life.
	And my dad chose not to be my life.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	My parents are still together in normal relationship.
	Sure.
	My parents aren't together.
	I'm just not talking to my dad.
	I don't have a bad relationship with him, though.
	Okay.
	My parents are still together, and I have a good relationship with my dad.
	We go fishing sometimes, you know?
	My parents were never together.
	But when I was a baby, my dad went to prison for like 25 to life, but he got out like on good behavior or some shit.
	Not really sure what all that was about.
	And then he got out when I was like 14 and then disowned me because I was emo.
	Because you were emo?
	Yeah.
	Swear.
	So like listen to a lot of my chemical romance.
	And he was just so good or whatever?
	He bought me a My Chemical Romance TD.
	So I can't say he didn't do anything for me.
	Were you emo before he bought that for you?
	Yeah, I asked him to buy it.
	So it's like his fault then?
	Because he bought you like the MCR album.
	No.
	I mean, right?
	So if you don't make me an emo, why'd you buy me an emoji?
	It's kind of like the blame's on him.
	He shouldn't have bought you that MCR.
	He chose his own demise.
	Exactly.
	But I like Silverstein more.
	Silver, what?
	Silverstein or Slipknot.
	Okay, Slipknot.
	Okay.
	Dope.
	And why?
	Do you know why at all?
	He was in prison for 25 to life?
	Kind of, sort of, but I don't know if I should get into it.
	You don't have to say that.
	I don't know the full story, anyways.
	What was he accused of?
	What was the accusation?
	I don't know if I should get into that.
	Okay, that's fine.
	That's fine.
	And so.
	Oh, the sugar daddy stuff, if I recall.
	Oh, no, no.
	We're going around the table relationship with your father.
	And are your parents still together?
	My parents are still together, and I have a good, normal relationship with my dad.
	All right.
	What about you?
	My parents are still together, and I have been able to rebuild a relationship with my dad.
	My parents aren't together, but I think my relationship with my dad is pretty good.
	All right, cool.
	That's that for everyone.
	And then, so you're single?
	No dates.
	Me.
	No dating.
	Dating?
	Like, I'll go out and have dinner with my sugar daddies.
	Does that count as a date?
	Do you smash?
	The sugar daddies?
	Smash.
	Have carnal knowledge.
	Smash.
	Sexual intercourse.
	If the connection is there, you know what I mean?
	Which it is, because they're providing for me.
	So, like, escorting, basically.
	Like, do you do escorting?
	Is that escorting by definition?
	Probably.
	Then I guess we'll just go with yeah.
	Okay, we'll go with yeah.
	All right.
	Uh, when's the last time you've been on a civilian date?
	Uh, I don't remember.
	I didn't even go on dates with my ex, really.
	You guys just.
	We were too busy in the room type shit.
	Yeah.
	Smokes meth.
	Not meth.
	Sorry, sorry.
	That was like, smoke.
	Sorry, PCP, my bad.
	Definitely not that either.
	Not PCP.
	No.
	Or meth?
	Weed.
	Crack cocaine?
	No.
	Angel does.
	No, do you smoke crack?
	No, I'm saying, can you smoke crack?
	Lactar heroin?
	No.
	Crockettal?
	I don't like drugs like that.
	Oh, my bad.
	Okay, okay.
	That's cool.
	That's cool.
	You're single.
	So what does that entail, though?
	There's no guys in the picture.
	I date.
	Is there a guy in the picture right now?
	Yeah.
	There's a guy in the picture.
	I'm a Sagittarius, so.
	Word.
	Wait, what does that mean?
	That I'm outgoing and connect with people easily and typically have quite a few have a few people on the roster to you know go on dates with.
	I'm single, so if you ask me out and you're a millionaire, I'll say yes.
	Oh, if you're a millionaire, if they're not a millionaire, then we can be friends.
	That apart.
	Well, there's a couple things there.
	There's the roster, there's the so let's just run this back a little bit.
	So, must be millionaire to date you at this point in my life.
	Yes.
	Now, when you say millionaire, do you mean net worth it or like they're earning a million dollars a year?
	I mean, you have to be a millionaire just to pretty much live in LA.
	So, really?
	Multiple millionaires.
	I mean, multiple millions.
	Wait, what do you mean, multiple like own a house, basically?
	So, middle class?
	Like, do you rent?
	I rent, yes, I rent.
	You wouldn't date a guy who rented?
	No.
	How much, how much is your rent?
	My rent's only $19.50.
	And do you have housemates or you have your own place?
	No, just my place.
	You wouldn't date a guy who's paying like $2,000 in rent?
	No, if he doesn't own a house that's over $7 million, I won't date him.
	And I'm doing fine.
	Wait, what do you mean you're doing fine?
	I'm going on dates.
	Do you have something on this?
	I feel like you have something on this.
	You're good.
	You got something.
	Nothing.
	Nothing.
	No.
	Okay.
	No.
	So, okay, I'll ask a couple clarifying questions here.
	$7 million?
	Like, wait, a $7 million house?
	Yeah.
	Come on, you're messing with me, right?
	Or is this serious?
	I mean, no, it's fine, but I mean, we would consider it, I just have, you know, goals and expectations and boundaries, and this is what I strive for.
	And if I have to be single, you know, until I find that guy, then that's what I'm willing to do.
	Do you have kids?
	No kids.
	Do you want kids?
	I don't care.
	Whatever's in God's plan.
	Wait, so you're not like have any leaning towards kids?
	If somebody that I met one day and we fell in love wanted to have kids and it was right, then yes.
	Yeah, but what do you want?
	I don't know what I want.
	Or are you just kind of in the middle?
	I'm like loving life right now and definitely not sad that I don't have kids.
	Yeah, no, that's that's fine.
	But do you want them in the future?
	I'm not sure.
	I'm a really good aunt.
	Okay.
	So if you met a guy and he told you, I am doing the no kids thing.
	I don't want to ever have kids.
	But he met all your other criteria for dating, you would date him long term.
	Definitely.
	Okay, so you'd be fine not having kids.
	I think.
	At this point, yes.
	Okay.
	But then also if you were to encounter a guy who met all your criteria, but he said, hey, I want to have kids within the next two years.
	Also, yes.
	Okay.
	All right.
	As long as he can pay for them.
	Yeah.
	So let's go back to what's the bare minimum income for you to date a guy?
	I mean, I'm not good at math.
	Okay.
	Just going to preface that.
	But I think I already told you, you know, I just want somebody that's basically in the top 5%, 1%.
	In terms of income?
	I mean, a few million dollars a year would be great.
	Wait, so you want a 1%er?
	In terms of income?
	Sure.
	I mean, if as long as he's really smart and saves his money, I guess it doesn't matter if he makes like $500,000 a year and then has a bunch of other investments, but because eventually that'll equal a million, right?
	Eventually.
	He's like, as long as we get there somewhere.
	And the men you're currently dating, they're all millionaires or whatever, making 500K minimum.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	I don't think they make 500K minimum, but.
	Oh, they make less?
	More.
	More.
	Yeah.
	They make more.
	How old are they?
	They're men.
	I do know some rich young guys, too.
	A 30-year-old had a $7 million house in Santa Monica, but his family had money, so, you know, he's lucky.
	Wait, how?
	So they're like in their late 30s, 40s, basically?
	Yeah, like 30, 40.
	Okay.
	And what are the other criteria that you're looking for in a guy?
	I want someone that's successful, motivated, influential.
	What does that mean?
	Like he's influencing me to be a better person to grow and to strive to make money and be successful and, you know, put myself out there.
	Okay.
	Good values.
	All right.
	Minimum height.
	Actually, I'm okay with the guy being short as long as he's rich.
	So, and how tall are you?
	I'm 5'4.
	So I'm not.
	So if the guy's like shorter than you, doable?
	I dated a guy that was shorter than me.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So as long as he's taller than you, or even same?
	I usually say I would prefer someone be at least a few inches taller than me so that I can still wear heels.
	But if the other things are there, you know, I'm open.
	Okay.
	Can we do, let's do the calculator.
	Let's pull up the calculator.
	By the way, guys, we're bumping the TTS back to normal.
	Just FYI.
	So, okay.
	That's interesting.
	So they make one mil a year, I guess, minimums, kind of.
	Or you said 500K, is that correct?
	Yeah, that's what I said.
	A year.
	Okay.
	You ready?
	Okay, we're going to do the calculator on this so we can try to triangulate how many men fall into your criteria.
	So let's pull it up.
	Okay, so scroll down.
	All right.
	Age range.
	Give us an age range of men you would date.
	I'd say, I mean, ideally, 35 to 45.
	Okay, can you do that?
	Should we exclude men, other men who are married?
	Yeah.
	Okay, exclude married.
	Race?
	I don't care.
	Any race?
	Okay, scroll down.
	Minimum height?
	I would say like 5'6?
	5'4.
	Oh, yeah.
	I mean, well, I said I would be willing to date someone shorter than me, but.
	5'4 is crazy.
	I mean, most men are not gonna be.
	We'll just say 5'4.
	So her height or taller.
	Should we exclude obese men?
	I mean, I've dated fat guys.
	So include obese.
	Not fat, obese.
	Oh, well.
	I mean, to be honest, I have noticed that if they're not really physically fit or don't care about their health in their body, I don't find that attractive.
	So yeah, exclude obese.
	And then minimum, yeah, exclude obese, minimum income.
	Slam it all the way to the end.
	Scroll down a little bit so we can see it.
	Yeah, so yeah, that's the, it won't even let us make it higher.
	Let's find out.
	Let's see.
	So excited.
	Probability.
	Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down.
	That, wait, scroll back up, scroll back up.
	Okay, wait, hold on.
	So, 0.099%.
	That's not even, you said you want a 1% guy.
	This is a 0.01% guy.
	Does that concern you with all?
	We can round up, right?
	He did.
	He did.
	Oh, I did.
	Well, or did I wait?
	Hold on.
	Yeah.
	0.01.
	Well, it would have been 0.
	It would be 1%, basically, right?
	No, it'd be 0.1%.
	Got to up the age range.
	So, no, that's not even close.
	Not even close.
	Welcome back, Andrew.
	Thank you so much for helping me out here.
	I'm not worried about it.
	So, Andrew, I don't know if you're going to recap you here, get you caught back up.
	I don't know if you heard.
	So, she's looking for a guy.
	She lives in LA.
	looking for a guy who's a millionaire who makes minimum $500,000 a year, preferably makes, he's a millionaire, makes maybe a million dollars a year.
	This is him catching up.
	I did.
	Did you want Santa Claus to come down your chimney too?
	I did.
	Is there anything else the men of the Los Angeles area can do for you?
	I mean, we don't know.
	He's bringing diamonds.
	We don't know her life.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Laugh all you want.
	Yeah.
	It's okay.
	They be laughing, but they be buying other subscriptions.
	It's fine.
	Okay, okay.
	Well, let's go through.
	You know what?
	Maybe I'm totally off base here, right?
	You can prove me wrong real quick.
	I'm just going to ask you one question, right?
	And I already know the answer to it, but I'm hoping that you surprise me.
	You'll be the one who surprises me.
	What is it that you bring to the table for this one percenter besides a place for him to stick his penis?
	What do you bring besides a place for him to stick his penis to the table for this one percenter?
	I give great massages.
	One guy actually quoted me as my healing touch.
	I have a healing touch.
	He can tell he was getting better just from the massage.
	So, I mean, now he's a one percenter.
	He makes $500,000 plus a year.
	He can go to a professional masseuse whenever he feels like it, have one come to his house and give him the happy ending on top of it if he wanted it.
	True.
	What besides the you know, his calves are going to feel really good after you're done rubbing them, uh, are you bringing to the table?
	Also, if I may jump in, are you, you say you'd give massages?
	Are you like, have you been trained?
	Like, are you a massage therapist?
	No, it's like natural.
	I just got it.
	But do you think you're better than like a massage therapist?
	I didn't say I was better.
	But so.
	You guys asked me what I bring to the table.
	I bring massages.
	Okay.
	That's fine.
	You want anyone else?
	I cook.
	I clean.
	I am fit.
	I'll do everything.
	So.
	Wait, what else do you bring to the table?
	I said, I cook, I clean, I'm fit.
	I would raise the kids.
	Face good.
	I mean, I'm a very generous lover.
	So like very basic shit that every woman can do.
	Literally basic shit that any normal housewife does.
	Stays at least somewhat fit, right?
	Raises the kids and is somewhat decent to their man.
	And for this, in exchange for all of this, the thing that every other woman can bring to the table, you want a millionaire.
	You got it.
	You figured it out.
	We didn't even need math.
	Can I say something about this?
	Like, I feel like guys with money, they don't really want girls that bring a lot to the table, like financially speaking.
	So maybe it's probably best that she couldn't bring ways to get.
	No, no, you're right.
	Listen, I agree with you.
	Because then they have competition or whatever.
	Yeah, I agree with you that a millionaire doesn't care what your net worth is.
	He doesn't give a shit if you're a barista at Starbucks, right?
	But he has his pick from the hottest fucking women on the planet.
	The hottest women on the planet are going to be pursuing your multi-millionaire.
	That's what I'm asking.
	I want to be like, dude, do you know what I look like?
	The thing is, is like, I'm looking at you right now.
	I know.
	You're looking at this app.
	I mean, the other half better be made out of solid gold, 24-karat fucking ingots, because what you're competing with in the Los Angeles area is some of the most beautiful women on planet Earth.
	And all you bring to the table is you're going to give them a nice massage.
	It's like, oh, okay.
	You could see where my extraordinary skepticism would come into play, where I might think perhaps this is moderately delusional.
	Not only are you going after 0.1% of the population, but out of all of the various competitive women that you'll have also going after 0.1% of the population, you think that you're going to out-compete them because you give really good massages.
	That doesn't sound remotely insane to you at all.
	I'm not worried about it, boo-boo.
	And wait, remind me, your age.
	You're 37, right?
	36.
	Oh.
	You can't give them kids either.
	Oh my God.
	Oh, where did you find her?
	Where did you find her, Brian?
	Oh, man.
	Woman, bring me a drink.
	Bring me a drink, woman.
	Oh, my God.
	How am I going to get through this show tonight?
	How am I going to get through this tonight?
	Okay.
	So to get this right, you're almost 40.
	You're almost 40 years old, right?
	Your biological clock is pretty much clocked out at this point.
	And you want a multi-millionaire, 0.1%, in an area that has the most 20-year-old women on planet Earth.
	Does that summarize your position?
	Yes.
	I mean, she did say she already has millionaires.
	Yeah, I'm not honestly worried about it.
	Yeah, whatever.
	And I already have a Pegasus.
	I mean, sure.
	I have a Pegasus in my backyard.
	I fly him around sometimes.
	When I'm going to the corner store, I hop on the Pegasus.
	It's awesome.
	I have a little sword.
	I take a McLaren.
	I have a sword on.
	Put the sword on to jump on the Pegasus and fly off to the store.
	You know how it is.
	Ferrari.
	We don't know her life.
	I, yeah.
	You said that you have a roster?
	I'm done talking about it.
	Well, no, I mean.
	It's okay.
	This guy's going to berate me.
	No.
	We're totally good.
	Jeez, Andrew is just.
	It was clear what he did.
	We did not berate you at all.
	Yeah, just.
	What did I mean?
	I said that was berating to you.
	I mean, you're putting me down.
	You're laughing in my face and you're acting like I'm crazy.
	You said I wasn't.
	Wait, I'm sorry, but isn't everyone pretty much delusional?
	You got a man in the middle of the moment?
	No, I don't think everybody's pretty much delusional.
	I think that, generally speaking, most rational agents, if they heard this, my watch died.
	At nearly 40 years old, I want a 0.1% guy in this population where there's a sea of beautiful women that he has to choose from.
	Okay.
	And what I'm going to bring to the table is that I'll have sex with him and give him a massage.
	How, who wouldn't think that that was delusional?
	That's not berating you.
	That's just me being honest with you.
	I have a question for you.
	Do you think, like...
	You know what?
	I'll make you feel...
	I'll lie to you.
	Oh, you know what?
	Oh, you go, girl.
	Get yourself that 1% doesn't exist unicorn.
	I'm sure you can do it.
	Excellent.
	You know, from now on, I'll just, the whole show just lied to you.
	Hater's gonna hate, but I just love, love, love.
	In the words of Teresa Judiche, like, what?
	Like, so, me personally, like, I'm 35, right?
	And do you think I could, like, get, you know, like a Victoria's secret model, like a baddie Victoria Secret model?
	Well, if she liked you, yes.
	Gotta be in your head, right?
	Girls are different than guys.
	Like, they're if you think women date below all the time.
	You think me with my like mid-tier YouTube?
	If you were nice, if you were nice, I think because of the YouTube podcast, you probably could pull, but a Victoria's secret mode.
	Women don't like nice men.
	They like men who go to prison.
	That's who they like, right?
	Are you a shady?
	Isn't that who they like?
	No.
	Don't shave.
	Okay.
	Don't shave me.
	I thought you were doing stuff.
	My question is: how would he get in contact with a girl like that?
	I think that's my point.
	How would I?
	Yeah.
	I mean, what is that?
	That's like the point is you matter.
	No, but I'm not going to settle until I get a Victoria's secret model.
	A 19-year-old Victoria's secret model.
	Love that energy.
	You just have to plot your way there.
	I'm holding out.
	I am holding out.
	Okay, so I'm glad you don't see delusional.
	But you're not a girl.
	So that's delusional for you.
	It's harder for a guy, but it's many men who still fall in love every day.
	Like, you don't know.
	That made sense.
	I think it does.
	Like, you don't have the type of.
	You got to straighten your mic up.
	Okay, you don't have, you don't have what women have.
	Wait, just leave the mic where it does.
	Move it to the edge of the table.
	Okay, there you go.
	Go ahead.
	You don't have what the women have.
	What?
	Men could.
	No, you don't have to have sex.
	I just told you I was celibate for two years since one relationship.
	Like, you don't have to have sex or do nothing.
	I think you're just jumping to conclusions that that's all people want.
	It's actually some people who never be seen, and one person can come see you for you, and then you can love them.
	It's actually true love and people out there.
	You don't know if you just want their money.
	Wait, so.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Nobody's disagreeing with this.
	We both agree.
	Brian and myself would both agree that two people can meet each other and sparks can fly.
	There's butterflies in their stomach and all that stuff happens.
	However, can we be at least somewhat rational here when we apply this?
	That not every man has the same options as every other man, nor every woman the same options as every other woman.
	You would agree with me, for instance, would you not, that a very beautiful woman usually has a better option of what type of man she wants than a really ugly woman, right?
	True.
	Okay, so if that's the case.
	But they all got options.
	Hang on.
	No matter.
	Hang on.
	If that is the case, you would also agree with me that a really rich man has better options at his disposal than a not-so-rich man, right?
	True.
	Yeah, so if you're not afraid of the message, then all we have to do is just use logic.
	We just apply basic logic.
	Yeah, but you still have to.
	Since we're reducing the pool, we fall in love with people below us all the time.
	Yeah, but you're not.
	I know, I know.
	I'm agreeing with you.
	I'm agreeing with you.
	You just have to listen to what I'm saying.
	If logically you agree that rich men have more options than poor men and that beautiful women have more options than ugly women, then necessarily that's going to reduce the pool of available mates that you can feel those butterflies with.
	And if you're talking about 0.1% of the population, that really reduces the amount of mates that you can feel those butterflies with, right?
	Right.
	Which is why she says she only dates.
	She says she only dates people with money, so she's putting herself in a position to only come in contact with those type of men.
	Yeah, she's a motherfucker.
	We have a name for that.
	There's a popular name for that.
	It's called a gold digger.
	And you know what type of woman rich men stay the fuck away from?
	Give me a hint.
	If any of you know the answer to this question, raise your hand.
	What type of woman does a rich man stay away from?
	If you know the answer, raise your hand.
	I want to hear.
	Anyone?
	None of you know the answer.
	Okay, yeah, what's the answer?
	What type?
	A gold digger.
	A rich man more than anything.
	He's kind of a pick-me-they.
	And the reason they do it is because they want to be loved for who they are, not for their money, right?
	So now we just reduce the pool even more.
	Yeah, but some guys ain't that bright.
	You see plenty of basketball players get random whores pregnant and stuff.
	Like you see it every day.
	They hate marrying them.
	They're taking them back to their hotel room.
	They're taking her back to their home room.
	But then they lose.
	They're laying the train on them is what they're doing.
	They're not marrying these chicks.
	No, but they do still have to cough up $70,000 a month or something like that.
	She just says she wants somebody rich.
	I don't know if she even wants to get married first.
	So she wants to baby trap them?
	She didn't say that.
	Well, you said I can't have kids.
	That was your quote.
	So I guess that's not.
	Yeah, you did say she couldn't have kids.
	So how is she baby trapping when you just put like that's what you said?
	You said I've never said that.
	She couldn't go get knocked up.
	She couldn't go get knocked up.
	I didn't say that.
	I said that's not.
	She makes 70 grand a month.
	I mean, I guess if you want to twist it for views.
	No, what?
	How did I twist it?
	That's what you said.
	No, you twisted my word.
	You said women could get with a basketball.
	You're speaking about marriage.
	She never wants to have marriage.
	She only says she wants to date people in a million range.
	And that's all she's saying.
	If she can get someone like that, she deals with men like that who take care of her now.
	What's the difference?
	Well, that's fair.
	I guess I should ask that.
	Are you planning on getting married to this 0.1%?
	Like I always said, like, whatever's meant to be will be.
	Oh.
	Okay, Sarah, Sarah, huh?
	Good job.
	Whatever will be will be.
	The thing is, is that here's what won't be.
	What won't be is that you're going to get a diamond ring from a 0.1 percenter.
	In fact, I will shut my YouTube channel down if you get a diamond ring from a 1%er and walk down the house.
	You go get it.
	You go get it.
	You know, the people who put you down is always the ones who later see you shine.
	I feel like I'm not swinging.
	This is basic realism.
	How is this putting anybody down?
	Well, first of all.
	It's like me saying, hey, listen, listen.
	If you walk across that rickety bridge, it's going to collapse.
	And you're like, well, yeah, I'll show you.
	I'll show you.
	And you walk across the bridge and it collapses.
	And I go, I told you, dumbass, it was going to collapse.
	And you go, well, all you were doing is putting me down.
	It's like, no, I'm just telling you the facts.
	I mean, but some of us do believe in God.
	And like, when you believe in God, anything can happen.
	I believe in God.
	He's stating general reality.
	That's his general, though.
	You never know.
	God might fix that for me because he wants me to walk.
	Yeah, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to let you in on a secret.
	When you say it's your reality versus my reality, the bridge doesn't give a shit when it collapses.
	The bridge doesn't care.
	Yeah, but God can make that.
	He doesn't care whose reality it is then.
	If he wants it to, if I'm one of his children, he can make it stay still.
	It doesn't have to apply to it.
	Hang on, I'm sorry.
	Do you think that God's message through Jesus Christ was that you go gold dig for rich guys?
	No.
	Is that what you think is that?
	I never said nothing about God.
	So why would you ask for God to intervene to give you a rich man?
	That's insane.
	I didn't ask that, sir.
	I just am speaking for her, and I don't think she meant what you thought she meant.
	She just meant someone rich is the only one she's dating.
	And I don't see a problem in it if that's her type.
	Like, if that's.
	No, no, if your preference is to only date rich men, right?
	There's no, I don't have any moral consideration against that.
	It's totally up to you.
	But that doesn't mean I can't point out the fact that it's totally delusional to think that there's going to be a long-term relationship with one of these men who's making that kind of money per year in that particular area of the country with that much competition and that you shine through because you give good massage sounds insane, right?
	I mean, am I the only one or does that sound completely delusional?
	Have you dated Rich already?
	Like you've had a man who had money.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	So if someone already made her a girlfriend, he considered her to be somebody he could take to his family.
	Anything or did he dump you?
	We're still dating.
	They're still dating.
	They're still dating.
	He's talking about marriage.
	Yeah, but they don't have to get married right now.
	What if they get.
	He's talking about.
	But what if they get married and the first thing?
	There's always a what if, but he's specifically talking about marriage.
	It doesn't matter because she didn't say she wanted to be married.
	So instead of focusing on that.
	That's his point, though.
	But she says she just wants someone with money.
	He's just making a point.
	She can make a difference.
	It doesn't matter if she doesn't care about being married or having kids.
	He wants her to be a housewife that's so exclusive than the women in the world.
	And she doesn't want to be that.
	He didn't want her to be anything.
	He was stating a general reality.
	And if she cares or not, she doesn't have to.
	She didn't say anything.
	Okay.
	What if you're a pick me?
	I don't know.
	I just think you're a pick me.
	I'm just stating.
	I mean, being picked.
	He's stating a general reality.
	If it doesn't apply to her, then it doesn't matter.
	But, I mean, the type of woman generally that rich men stay away from is a type of woman that only dates them for their money.
	I'm just pointing that out.
	That's it.
	Cool.
	Or like annoying bitches.
	By the way, I just want to let you know that that's a 100% uncontroversial statement.
	I don't know who would ever disagree with it.
	If I walked down the street to Santa Barbara right now and just grabbed any random person and said, Do you think a rich man would prefer to date or not date a gold digger?
	What do you think he would say?
	I think he'd be like, why'd you grab me?
	Like, most women are gold diggers.
	Yeah, that would be a good idea.
	Most women are gold diggers.
	That was very clever.
	But what do you think he would actually say if he answered the question?
	Yeah, but most of them are gold diggers.
	They're not just going to tell you.
	So y'all all seem to sometimes fall for the innocent pick-me act that a lot of women have just to secretly be like, yes, he's rich.
	I got him.
	So congratulations.
	Looking for the gold digger.
	We're going to get her regardless.
	For their money.
	They don't know how to look out for that at all.
	Okay.
	If the money goes away, then what are you left with?
	So no, not all women are gold diggers.
	I didn't say all women are gold diggers.
	I'm not a gold digger.
	I said most women are gold diggers and they gotta still fall for it.
	You said there are pick-me girls who pretend not to be.
	Yeah, you're the pick-me.
	If there's no money.
	You're the pick me.
	If there's no money.
	You're the pick me.
	Well, you gotta let her finish speaking.
	Go ahead.
	If there's no money.
	You're probably gonna get picked.
	If there's no money, then what do you have left?
	If you have a good man and he's working towards something and he's just not there yet, but he's a worker versus some people are just given money.
	But if you take away the money, what do you have left?
	Is that guy worth your time?
	That's what a lot of good women look for.
	Yeah.
	As I said, it's really funny to watch.
	You know, women tend to always tell on themselves, right?
	It's like, you go, well, wait a second, right?
	This is just finance.
	You're going to make an argument that women can totally fool a guy by conning him for his money.
	Most pick me.
	Are you going to tell on yourself more or what?
	Most women do.
	That's not, I don't know.
	Right.
	It's a general.
	You're right.
	Most women do.
	I'm telling you from my experience of how I've been around women.
	You could think the one that's telling you the truth is the gold digger, but the one that silently picked me is the real gold digger is what I'm saying.
	So just because she says she wants money don't mean she won't like you, love you, treat you like a king.
	Like you don't know what you're getting.
	All she said was she wants someone with money.
	I don't even care if they have money.
	I'm not like that.
	I'm just defending her because I don't judge her.
	But wait, but wait, you could be that woman who is pretending to not be like that.
	That way you get picked.
	So that's all right.
	Oh my god.
	Like by that logic, isn't that the case?
	No, that's not the case.
	I'm just defending someone who was talking about money and I stuck up for her when nobody else did.
	That's the only case.
	A pick-me interrupted and wanted to make her and you validate and nobody cares.
	Me personally, I don't care.
	I don't think that's a good idea.
	Yeah, you sure are saying a lot for someone who don't care.
	Because I actually like her.
	You don't care really loudly.
	You don't care really.
	But I like her, but I like her.
	So I feel like what you're saying, you weren't getting it.
	So I was trying to help you.
	I think I get it fine.
	I've talked to thousands of women all over the nation.
	You think that this is the first time I've heard this?
	And let me tell you how it always ends.
	It always ends the same exact way without the millionaire.
	That's how it ends.
	Well, you did say you acquit.
	You did say you acquit.
	So if she does, we hope you stick to your word.
	I have to do a couple chats here.
	One sec, guys.
	The Zero Feist fan donated $200.
	Yo, good to see the child.
	The first thing about prison was the Dementers.
	They were flying all over.
	I know there's a lot of money coming from me.
	Baby, it hurt.
	Yo, the office fan, thank you.
	We have a couple more coming through here, guys.
	Just a moment.
	Office fan, really good to see you back in the chat.
	Thank you so much for the TTS, man.
	Really appreciate it.
	We have three reads that I'm going to pull up here right now.
	Starting with the legendary trash panda donated $99.
	Glad to hear you are super comfortable with being single.
	You hit the wall like a drunk driver going 100 miles an hour.
	Bish, you best settle FN right now.
	40k slash year is about what you're worth now.
	Well, I make 200.
	I was about to say she probably makes more.
	Kiss my ass.
	I mean, I really don't care.
	Wait, what do you do for work again?
	I have three jobs.
	Oh, okay.
	Wait, you make 200K?
	With my regular corporate job.
	Oh.
	You only pay $2,000 in rent a month?
	Yes.
	And you make $200K?
	Exactly.
	I mean, you're single.
	Okay.
	And then we have.
	By the way, guys, TTS is $200.
	Reed is $100.
	Spyros Arsonist.
	Holy shit.
	I can literally hear the wind whistling between her ears.
	Oh, but wait, I forgot she'll just manifest multi-millionaire Prince Charming.
	My wife literally spit her drink out of her nose laughing.
	Do you have a response to that?
	I'm glad I could make you laugh.
	Sounds like a mess.
	And then we have Lucas.
	Hey, Lucas, thank you, man.
	It's not putting you down.
	Telling the truth and shaking a person out of Looney Tunesland is actually an act of kindness.
	So glad I'm married, kids, live in my own little bubble, and out of this racket.
	Lucas, good to see you in the chat.
	Thank you very much for your message there.
	Reminder, guys, TTS.
	We have a read at 100, and then the TTS is at 200.
	Thank you, guys.
	Finishing up.
	Can you help me out with something real quick, Brian?
	What's up?
	I just want to make sure if I heard this right.
	$2,000 a month does not equal $200,000 a year.
	She said her rent, not how much she makes a month.
	No.
	Okay.
	Her rent is $2,000 a month.
	Clean your hands.
	I see.
	Okay.
	I was like, wait, what?
	Wait, what?
	And then.
	Sounds like someone else has air between their ears.
	Could be.
	So, okay, so here, let's get to this.
	Yeah, I mean, when there's a gaggle of women who are all clucking, sometimes I get the wires crossed.
	I should have watched this podcast before.
	I know, I didn't know.
	I watched it, I'm sure.
	I didn't realize that.
	I didn't know what I was going to watch.
	Oh, well, hold.
	Okay.
	I didn't know it was going to be about talking crap to us a little while we're talking.
	Okay, hold on, hold on, stop.
	Stop with the prattle.
	Okay, so show.
	I mean, I'm giving it back.
	All right, hold on.
	Hold on.
	Let's go into the other claim here.
	You said you have a roster of a few people.
	Let's explore that.
	I made that up.
	I was lying.
	What?
	I just don't want to get into it, so I'm just going to say it's not true.
	I mean, you guys literally just raked me through the coals after telling me what I'm looking for in life.
	I'm not about to have it continue for the next however long.
	Has nobody ever is there anybody else that's single?
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	She's the biblical.
	Pick her.
	You got to stop interrupting.
	Do you understand?
	Okay?
	You keep interrupting me.
	I'm trying to move the conversation forward.
	So, you said you had a roster.
	Now you're claiming you lied about it.
	But now you're claiming you lied about it because you don't want to talk about it.
	So we're trying to have a good page.
	You guys are just going to continue to put me down about it.
	So we're good.
	Nobody's putting you down.
	We're having a lot of people.
	I don't feel great right now.
	Is that because you're delusional?
	Okay.
	There you go, Gen. So that's what you believe is what you're saying to her.
	What do you mean?
	Calling her that.
	She just was saying what you asked, her truth.
	And then now you're calling her delusional and stuff like that.
	I'm sure she didn't expect that.
	To be called delusional?
	Yeah, some people don't like it.
	I mean, it's fine.
	To have the truth pointed out to them.
	Well, he already fucked.
	How is it rude?
	Because she was abiding.
	It's not like she was like, hey, knocking on your door.
	I mean, it's a dating discussion show.
	We talk about dating and relationships.
	If it was not about dating, if it was about any other goal, would you still call her delusional?
	Or is it just a goal?
	Maybe other goals.
	Like, if she, like, yeah, I don't know.
	If she said that she was going to build a ladder out of Swiss cheese to the moon, yeah, I think I would call that delusional, right?
	Okay, but I don't know.
	Yeah, so I guess if there was another task, we could call it delusional if it was delusional, right?
	So, okay, I'm just trying to get an answer here so I can move things on.
	You said there's a you had a roster of a few people.
	100%.
	111%.
	She's responding to that.
	Sure.
	And to his thing or to the green chat.
	Okay, can you hide that, please?
	Okay, so you said you had a roster.
	How big's the roster?
	I mean, I'm single and I'm dating, like I said.
	So there's a few people that if they ask me on a date, I go.
	Yeah, how many?
	Three, four, five?
	Yeah, three, four, five.
	Yeah, which one?
	I mean, I would say there's probably like three people or so that I'm dating.
	Okay.
	Forgive me.
	So earlier, if I remember this correctly, Archie, I thought you were currently in a relationship that was possibly leading to marriage.
	Well, I think I did not say that at all.
	No, you didn't say that.
	Okay.
	I think she said if it could lead to marriage, she wasn't opposed to it.
	Oh, okay.
	I see.
	So, okay, there's three people on the roster, and are you hooking up with them?
	Or what's the nature of the relationships?
	I mean, we are going on dates.
	So there's, you know, I don't kiss and tell, but you can kind of figure out, you know, if you're going on dates, that it's romantic.
	Okay, so of the three guys that are on your roster, which one have you been seeing the longest for?
	A couple months?
	Yeah, a couple months.
	Okay.
	Have you been seeing all three of them for a couple months?
	Yeah.
	Like, you know, there's somebody that's been around a little longer than the other people that are newer.
	And have you are you hooking up with all of them?
	No.
	But you're dating them for a couple months?
	Yeah, we go out every once in a while.
	So you there's one that you're hooking up with and the other two you're not hooking up with?
	Yes, exactly.
	Okay.
	And you've been on multiple dates with these guys?
	Mm-hmm.
	Okay.
	And they're.
	Okay with that.
	Yes.
	No, I mean, that's not what I was going to say, but why aren't you committed to just the one that you're hooking up with?
	Oh, we just haven't gotten to that place yet.
	You said you've been dating.
	No, it is right now.
	They're all successful, just, you know, busy men.
	So what are you going to do?
	I know.
	Okay.
	Do you think that they're dating other women?
	Maybe.
	We don't talk about it.
	It's not exclusive with any of them, I'm assuming.
	Okay.
	All right.
	The roster.
	We'll come back to that and we'll come back to that other stuff.
	Going to you, you're single.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Are there any guys in the picture?
	No.
	Wow.
	And you said you're celibate.
	Yes.
	You've been celibate for since the last breakup?
	Since November of last year.
	Because you said you've been single for 10 to 11 months.
	Yes.
	And I tried to go celibate because I wanted to wait for marriage.
	That caused problems.
	So.
	Wait, hold on.
	Rewind.
	A couple months before the relationship ended.
	I wanted to stop and wait for marriage.
	So you guys were.
	You guys were having sex.
	At one point.
	Girl, it's too late to wait for marriage now.
	And so you were in the midst of a relationship.
	Yes.
	And then you were having sex.
	You decided I no longer want to have premarital sex.
	And that caused everything, but it caused a problem.
	My whole reason was I felt like there was a lot of things we weren't overcoming because that was like a band-aid to problems like, you know, makeup, sex, and stuff like that.
	And I feel like it allows you to get to know a person on a more personal level other than sexual.
	And I'm trying to figure out if I wanted to marry this guy or that was just what he was there for.
	It was, it was, I made the wrong choice too soon and tried to backtrack.
	All right.
	And so are you, is this a firm commitment, a steadfast commitment that you will be waiting until marriage from here on out?
	Yes.
	Okay, so you're dating a guy for a year.
	You will not have sex prior to marriage.
	Until I say I do, no.
	Well, hold on.
	Until I get married?
	Until you get married.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	So, wait.
	Was this a two-year relationship or was that a different one?
	No, it was not the two-year relationship.
	Okay, how long was the one that was the one that just recently ended?
	That was a little less than a year.
	A little less than a year.
	Okay, and he broke up with you?
	No, I broke up with him.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Is he Christian?
	Yes.
	Okay, but you guys were not initially waiting for marriage, but then you kind of walked that back.
	Okay, that's kind of it for my questions on that.
	I do have a chat here from Stiffler.
	Ask everyone to rate their looks on a scale of 1 to 10, starting with you.
	Into the mic, please.
	9.
	9.
	Okay, then we're going to go to you.
	6.5.
	All right.
	Without makeup, like a 5 or a 6, with like an 8.5.
	Okay.
	I think it's sad she had to say that because this is just a hating-ass question.
	I personally think I broke my scale.
	I think everyone should feel that way about themselves.
	Anybody else, you know, that's dumb.
	So?
	To me, yes.
	To you, what?
	I broke my scale.
	I broke my scale.
	So you're not even, you're above a 10.
	I'm above a 10, yes.
	So you're like an 11 or what?
	No, I broke my scale.
	That's it.
	So you're obese or what happened?
	Maybe.
	She's off the charts.
	I'm off the charts.
	Like, just back to back to back.
	Just great.
	Next level hot.
	Yeah.
	That's what she's saying.
	So.
	Confidence.
	10?
	Should we just say 10?
	I mean, if you have to answer the question and you can only pick one through 10, which do you pick?
	10.
	Okay.
	So my boyfriend and I, we call this rate graping because I've had like a lot of men who've like randomly rated me.
	So I would say the average is probably about 6.5.
	I guess that's what I go with.
	Well, what's your own rating?
	Like 7, maybe.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I don't know.
	My teeth are kind of fucked up and I don't have an ass, so.
	What the fuck?
	That kind of drops me down on this scale.
	Okay.
	You said nine.
	What about you?
	Six.
	So can you speak just a little louder?
	Because you're a little soft-spoken.
	Go ahead.
	Six.
	Six.
	Okay, I'll give myself a five.
	Andrew.
	Oh, for sure.
	I'm a 10.
	For sure.
	Do you think he's a 10?
	Yes.
	Why are you asking me?
	Am I the judge of looks now?
	Should I rate you too?
	Yeah, sure.
	Why not?
	Yes.
	I would rather not.
	My mother always told me: if you have nothing good to say, don't say it at all.
	Huh, okay.
	Well.
	I mean, she told me the same thing, but I'm going to rate you anyway.
	You're a three.
	Okay, I think you're very upset, and that's fine.
	Wait, can you rate me now?
	I don't feel very upset.
	Okay.
	I want to be next.
	Rate me.
	Why do you think that's a good idea?
	Yo, Frank the tank.
	Thank you, Frank.
	At least four points higher than the three.
	Everyone's higher than me because I upset him.
	It's okay.
	That's fine.
	But when you're like the, let's mention the best of the best.
	When you're in that category, where are you?
	Where would you be?
	I mean, if you're a woman, you would be.
	If a woman.
	I'm not a 10 and everybody could be a 10.
	What do you mean?
	Okay, where would you be?
	We're exactly where you are.
	No.
	A 10.
	I got invited here.
	I thought you said everybody was a 10.
	So when I say that everybody's a 10.
	I said everyone should think they're a 10.
	I said everyone should think they're a 10, but you.
	Yeah, so then what's the problem?
	You're the one who sounds upset.
	No, but you didn't later said how you felt about me because whatever reason I hurt y'all feelings, it happens to the best of people.
	How do you hurt y'all's feelings?
	I hurt.
	I obviously did.
	I must have.
	I don't think no one even at this table would ever call me a three.
	So that means I hurt your feelings.
	Duh.
	Well, I mean, I'm a 10.
	If I'm a 10, I should be able to rate everybody whatever I want.
	I'm a 10.
	I think that I hurt your feelings.
	That's that'll teach me.
	Well, you got me.
	I think it hurts your feelings.
	You should take your wig off and say it's not a wig.
	That's rude.
	Thank you for assuming I think you're racist.
	Why?
	Wait, why would that be?
	Because why would you think it was a wig?
	Yeah, where'd that come from?
	Because I can clearly see that it's fake.
	What do you mean?
	It's not a wig.
	It's a wig, but it can be extensions and not a wig, meaning my hair is mixed in with it.
	I just added a little bit of a okay.
	What are extensions?
	Extensions is not a wig.
	Fake hair?
	Just say fake hair.
	Don't say wig.
	Oh, that's the same shit.
	It's the same shit.
	Okay.
	I just feel like you're in your chest because you know, you are what you are.
	I don't know.
	Honestly.
	If I wasn't trying to be nice, you're real waiting, sir.
	Like the real truth.
	You look like an English teacher.
	You're like negative, literally, negative too.
	You look like you're breath steak.
	Like, we could really go there.
	But I'm not.
	I truly think you're just jealous.
	And you're mad that we're sticking up for ourselves.
	He does look fairly good.
	You know what?
	You know what's actually nice about this exchange?
	So it's not that you've been at that table, that you've actually told the truth.
	Yes, because I was trying to, I said, I do think everyone should like think highly.
	You're full of shit, and I got the truth out of you.
	No, because I was able to do that was by pointing out the obvious, which is that you're full of shit.
	No, I'm not full of shit.
	You tried to come at me.
	You tried to take from what I thought of myself by saying I broke my scale.
	You tried to say to me, you're a three.
	And I said, you're just hurt.
	So therefore, I've told you about yourself after.
	And you said, well, I'm a 10.
	You said everybody 10.
	Don't call me a three, knowing I'm not.
	And then I come back at you and get mad.
	It's me defending myself.
	Yeah, because you were full of shit.
	I wasn't full of shit.
	You were lying through your teeth and I pointed it out and proved it.
	No, I wasn't because I think you should.
	Then why are you saying shit about me?
	Because you know what it is.
	Because I wouldn't say I'm a 10 and then say, oh, shit, he's a two.
	I wouldn't be like, I wouldn't say that after, though.
	I'm going to be, I'm confident and want everyone to be confident.
	You were saying you're a 10.
	You were lying.
	I wasn't.
	Now you told the truth.
	That's the difference.
	So you finally told the truth after you were full of shit.
	That's true.
	Okay, that's your opinion.
	Very simple.
	That's your opinion.
	Very simple.
	Now you're telling the truth.
	All I know is go back to English class.
	English class?
	I mean, I don't know.
	I feel like you should have stayed in English class.
	Okay, science.
	I feel like you should probably have stayed in science class too.
	You're going to give me an example.
	Maybe.
	Good thing I'm pretty.
	Yeah, can you help me out with something?
	I just want to ask you one question.
	Can you tell me what the scientific method is?
	I cheated in math.
	Yeah.
	In science, in English, in every last one.
	I just got the popcorn.
	Yeah.
	I hated geometry, so I don't even care about talking about science.
	I hated geometry.
	I cheated in most of those, but I do know one thing.
	I didn't think that geometry in your science class, did you?
	Yes.
	Geometry wasn't.
	I hated geometry.
	It wasn't fun.
	I didn't like it.
	I didn't like it.
	I didn't like it either.
	Exactly.
	Like, come on, let's not act like we got to be A students.
	Like, I have, I was A in English, actually.
	That was my ball.
	As an Agon, as an English teacher, I feel like it is my duty to explain to you that I do need to correct you on these small misconceptions.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Thank you.
	You wear it.
	You wear it way nice.
	Like, I could see you in the position.
	Is this scientific method that's MC square?
	As a teacher, the teacher.
	Yes, the scientific method is E equals M C Square.
	You got it.
	Is it?
	For the rest of the show, can you call him Mr. Wilson?
	Sure.
	Okay.
	Just for like respect.
	Anything else, Mr. Wilson?
	Can you hide him behind a fence?
	That would be better.
	That was eventful.
	Oh, we have a couple.
	Sorry, guys, we have a couple of messages here.
	Entitled Catfish Donated $200.
	Uh-oh.
	Pink shirt looking like a 48-year-old Team America puppet.
	Red dress.
	Those stupid bangs don't hide the giant forehead.
	I don't have bangs on.
	It's baby hairs.
	That's just my forehead.
	And it's not big.
	I don't have a big hit on it.
	To be charitable, I'm looking at her forehead.
	It's a normal-sized forehead.
	You have an off-the-scale.
	Not even a 10 out of 10.
	It's off the charts forehead.
	Thank you.
	It's fantastic.
	Yeah, I don't know what the camera's showing you, sir.
	Like, but no, this is baby hairs, and it eats in person.
	Like, if you could zoom in on me, you should do that.
	That's as far as we can go.
	See, the guy's name is entitled Catfish.
	I wouldn't take it personally.
	Oh, okay.
	Hide it.
	I think he wanted me to have a big forehead to slander me.
	Probably.
	Definitely slander.
	Lucas says, Yikes just blew up my pseudonym.
	I was Spyros Arsenis, real name.
	Back to playing George Sands.
	My wife does extend her gratitude for your levity.
	Suck it up, buttercup.
	No butt hurt.
	You're a strong, independent woman.
	Great.
	That wasn't bad.
	I'll take the 100.
	All right, Lucas.
	Thank you very much for that.
	That was interesting.
	So going around the table once more, related sort of to the rating yourself question.
	Do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time?
	Starting with you.
	Go ahead.
	Yes.
	Okay, so you're 19.
	You'll be better looking at 29.
	What about 20 years' time at 39?
	No.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	No.
	So you're 33, better looking at 43, no?
	At 43, no.
	Okay, and then were you better looking at 23 as compared to now at 33?
	I was more natural looking, so no.
	Wait, you were more natural looking?
	I work in plastic surgery, so obviously I've had fillers done.
	Wait, so better looking now at 33?
	I feel like I look better now than I did when I was 23.
	23.
	Okay, I got it.
	And that's because the fillers and some of the work.
	Yes, it does help.
	All right.
	You're definitely a 10.
	Thank you.
	Off the charts.
	Off the charts.
	And then 27, will you be better looking in 10 years' time at 37?
	Yes.
	Let me guess, yes.
	Of course I would.
	I knew it.
	Look at Holly Berry.
	Look at all the beautiful women who was beautiful, young, beautiful, older.
	Yeah, like Hillary Clinton.
	No, that's different.
	She was never this.
	Gorgeous.
	I mean, like, I would have piped like young Hillary Clinton.
	But maybe that's your skill.
	Like HRC.
	Whoever thought maybe that was your skill set.
	Like young HRC.
	Did you see the recent picture of Pamela Anderson?
	You should pull that up, Brian.
	Recent picture of that.
	That's Pamela.
	But that's Pamela, though.
	I actually look good without makeup.
	Like, honestly, I'll come back another day and I'll wear my natural, beautiful fro and my natural face.
	Let's do it.
	And you're going to be like, damn, yeah, she looks better without makeup one.
	Tilt the mic.
	She looks better without makeup one.
	Okay, but if I say I don't feel like that, are you going to call me racist again?
	Yes.
	No, because you would agree.
	Or you're just a hater and just still mad.
	You're racist, Andrew.
	Because honestly, the fake hair comment was petty.
	That's like me saying you're old, so your teeth are about to fall out your mouth for fake or something.
	Like, that's what it's like.
	That's fair.
	But again, I just wanted to take it.
	Because my hair is still mixed in with this.
	In order to elicit the actual truth from you.
	In order to elicit the actual truth from you, we snap you out of your delusion, was indeed for me to push back on your insane claim that you're in the top most beautiful women in the world.
	That's insane.
	That's what it's insane.
	And the way that we were able to demonstrate it is because the second I gave it pushback, you're like, well, let me tell you the truth about you.
	It's like, right, perfect.
	Well, you wanted something, so I gave you what you wanted.
	You can accept the truth about me.
	I gave you what you wanted.
	You can accept the truth about you.
	That's the question.
	No, because I gave you what you wanted.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, how I am so grateful that you gave me what I wanted.
	Because you can't come at me and say something that's not true.
	And then when I say, well, okay, how would you think someone like you?
	How would someone like you?
	You think it's true that you are in the top one of the most beautiful women in the entire world?
	Yes.
	Yes, I do.
	Yes.
	And what are you basing that on?
	I mean, me, my everyday life.
	Like, you should.
	Your everyday life.
	Listen, if you guys will want to come with me with the cameras, I swear to God, I got a lot of fans.
	I got a lot of people who love me.
	I have people who want to buy my face on their shirts.
	So, I mean, you could say what you want, but you don't know the fan base I have for a few years.
	Yeah, weird-ass men will buy feet pictures from obese women.
	That doesn't make them beautiful women.
	That's them.
	We're talking about me.
	Yeah, I know.
	I'm saying that I think that you're making a category error.
	No, I think you're assuming.
	Clearly, we know the scale of the most beautiful women in the world.
	It's not to say that you're a bad-looking woman.
	I'm not.
	Anybody's a bad-looking woman.
	It's to say that you're not in the scale of 10.
	That's your scale.
	It's a lot of people.
	It's a lot more than the most beautiful women on the planet.
	That's absurd.
	I mean, that's your opinion.
	I'm just not famous.
	That's a shared opinion universally of all men in existence that when you say you're the most beautiful woman on planet Earth, that's an objective lie.
	And you don't even believe it yourself.
	You don't even believe it.
	First off, I would never say I was the most beautiful woman on the planet.
	Well, then, how do you break the scale?
	I said that I break the scale.
	And you ever thought maybe it's numerous beautiful women on earth?
	Maybe this is really numerous ones.
	Maybe it's numerous.
	Broke the scale where you see a lot of women.
	You're like, damn, all of you guys are gorgeous.
	Like, all of you just are gorgeous.
	Like, you ever thought maybe it's just a lot of gorgeous women who broke the scale?
	It doesn't make any sense.
	Let me explain it to you.
	It does make a sense.
	Brian asked you, Brian asked you.
	He says, on a scale of one to ten, ten being the most beautiful woman on planet Earth and anything under that not being that, you can't.
	I still agree.
	I still agree.
	Let me finish and I'll let you talk.
	You say, no, I'm past that.
	The most beautiful woman on earth.
	Fuck that chick.
	I blew past her last week.
	I am now the most beautiful woman in existence.
	That's what you said.
	Now, not only do I know for sure that you're full of shit and absolutely don't believe that bullshit, not for a second, right?
	But you're completely unwilling to admit it and you double down on it, right?
	Which is why we call you.
	No, because I never said anyone was better than me either.
	I didn't double down on it.
	I said that it's numerous, gorgeous women.
	So, yes, you could have your type, but I'm someone's type that's the beautifulest.
	You feel me?
	Like, I don't know what you're doing.
	No, I don't.
	I don't feel you.
	You don't.
	You obviously don't feel me.
	You don't, but that's your opinion.
	It's a lot of people who think whatever your view of the most beautiful is not that.
	But like I said, I have fans.
	I have people who like me who consider me what I am.
	And I consider myself broke my scale because you asked me.
	I didn't go out of my way to tell you.
	And that's what I think of me.
	Yeah, do you know that you realize the purpose of the question is to establish delusion?
	So the purpose of the question is to ask.
	No, I think if I said, oh, I'm just a three, they won't be like, oh, girl, no, you're not a three.
	You're so cute.
	But because I'm the only one who said I broke my scale, you're insecure about it and think I should humble myself.
	Dude, I'm literally 5'8.
	I could be a Victoria Secord model.
	Like, I'm tall.
	Yes, you're not.
	I'm beautiful.
	I'm skinny.
	I have the perfect shape.
	Like, I don't know what you think.
	So anyway, so the reason the determination for the scale, the reason that the question is asked, is to determine delusion.
	So what you do is you ask moderately attractive women who get tons of male attention because all moderately attractive women do get male attention.
	What they think, honestly, in comparison to other women.
	But I'm not the regular one, though.
	That's for another girl.
	But this conversation is for another girl.
	Let me finish, of course.
	I'm not the regular one.
	No, you're just going to scream.
	I'm top tier.
	You're still going to scream?
	Because that's your opinion.
	No, you're still going to scream.
	Because everything you're saying is your opinion.
	You said the modern.
	I'm not that.
	So why would I continue if I'm not that?
	You get it?
	I'm not what you're trying to create, make it a thing.
	That's not a thing in my world.
	In my world, I am a broke my scale.
	Yeah, I know.
	The delusional world.
	And that's your opinion.
	At the end of the day, y'all messaged us to be here today.
	Yeah, I know.
	We messaged you together.
	What about us made you message us?
	What about us made you message us and tell us you'll pay us to sit here?
	No, I didn't message you.
	I was messaged to be here, too.
	What about me?
	What do you want?
	I was messaged to be here too, lady.
	So anyways, we're back.
	They said, let's put the most basic old man up here that looks like any English teacher.
	Yeah, basic, flat-chested, broad who's loudmouthed.
	Listen to me.
	Oh, you're upset.
	Oh, I knew he been mad at me this whole time.
	Once I say anything to you, you come back like, oh, she's that.
	She's that.
	Don't talk shit.
	Okay, remember, your cheeks getting red.
	But remember, you said she's not going to have nobody.
	And I'm a three.
	I'm not going to be shit.
	I'm not going to be shit.
	I'm not going to be beautiful.
	Like, bro, what if I'm...
	You're not going to be shit.
	You're not going to be beautiful.
	Whatever.
	It's not even that.
	Let's get into it.
	What if everything you said backfired, though?
	What if she did get married?
	What if I was on sexiest woman alive in two years and faced all over every bail bar?
	Rocket ship to Mars.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it's possible.
	I mean, that's your opinion.
	That's your opinion.
	Anything is possible.
	That's your opinion.
	I see you live in delusion.
	If anything, I think you live in delusion.
	I've been listening to you prattle for like an hour.
	Just asking me.
	I'm just saying, let me ask you a single question.
	I know.
	I think he just lives in delusion now.
	I'm going to ask you a single question.
	Here's my question to you.
	If you were a gambling person, you were a gambler, you made your living by making bets.
	If you were to bet whether or not she's going to marry a multi-millionaire in the next year, she's only dating them.
	Hang on, ask me a question.
	And I asked the question, if you made your living as a gambler and you had to make the bet against or for that I was going to build the next rocket ship to Mars, that you were going to be the next Victoria's Secret model, or that she was going to marry a millionaire in the next year, which way would you bet?
	Even I wouldn't bet.
	Now, go ahead and lie to me.
	Go ahead and lie.
	I didn't say I will be the next Victoria's Secret model because I'm actually not working towards that.
	I just said if I'm one of the sexiest women alive in a couple years, that would be shocking to you because you were a hater.
	Which way would you roll the dice?
	You were a hater.
	Which way would you roll the diligence?
	But you were a hater.
	So if something successful with me pop off, just remember you were my first live hater.
	Live hater.
	Question.
	Listen, and remember everything you said about me too.
	You're still not answering the question.
	Remember.
	Why would you roll the dice?
	Listen, I don't care about what you're talking about.
	All the stuff you're saying, anybody could get.
	Like you said, like I said, actually.
	Which way would you roll the dice?
	It's not smart men out here.
	Why won't you answer the question?
	What's the question?
	Okay, I'm going to ask you again.
	If you had to roll the dice and whether or not you were going to be nominated for the most beautiful woman in the world in the next three years, and she was going to marry at least a year.
	I don't think it's a nominal year.
	I don't think that's even a thing.
	But that's not even a theme.
	Let him ask the question.
	Let him ask the question.
	Let me ask the question.
	Go ahead.
	Instead of you obfuscating so that we can watch you, not answer it for a third time.
	So, if you were a professional gambler and you had to make the bet for your entire life savings and your life savings was $2 million on whether or not that woman was going to marry a millionaire in the next year or you were going to be nominated for the most beautiful woman in the world in the next three, which way would you bet?
	Now, lie to me.
	It's not a nomination for the most beautiful woman.
	So, I couldn't make an opinion on something that don't exist.
	I had to see the last beautiful woman to make an opinion on it.
	Yeah, whatever it is.
	Whatever it is you said, most beautiful woman in the world, whatever that is.
	I said the sexiest woman alive on a cover.
	Yeah, great.
	Okay, so that thing.
	Have you ever seen, you know, who Andrew Salba is?
	He once was the sexiest man alive.
	You might not even know.
	You might not even know who he is, but that means he's sexy to certain women in the world.
	I'm just waiting for your answer to the question.
	Can you answer that?
	Listen, your question doesn't exist in my world.
	Just answer that question.
	I'm not going to, because it's not going to lie, right?
	Because hers.
	Because you know the answer.
	Hers is legit.
	Mine's not a voting.
	No.
	I'm not getting married in a year to a millionaire.
	Because mine, it's not no competition like that going on.
	All I said was this other gorgeous woman, and I'm one of them.
	That's up there in the scales.
	You're steady bringing it to not being realistic.
	I'm asking which way you would bet.
	Can you just answer the question?
	Listen, if I had a cover right now, it would go crazy.
	It would be beautiful.
	It would be an amazing cover.
	So, me, yes.
	Whatever it is with me, off the charts, yes.
	Broke my soul.
	Okay, so you, if you wanted to, then right this second, if you wanted to, you could be on a cover, uh, a cover of a major magazine that says you're the most beautiful woman in the world.
	If I had the opportunity to shoot, I don't think nobody will have a problem after they've seen the cover.
	So, and if you had to bet in the next three years, if you put all of your energy into doing just that, do you think you would get it?
	Yes.
	If I put all my energy and wasn't like so strong-minded, because me personally, I moved here and I wanted to model, but I didn't, I don't want to do what all these other women do.
	Like, and you know what they do out here.
	So, now I'm just focused.
	They do everything they can to get to the top.
	I haven't even did one thing to try.
	So, if I actually put effort, can you believe coming to y'all show was my first like thing, considering putting myself out there?
	And this was like kind of a kind of disgusting, honestly, is why I don't disgusting.
	This is why I don't do stuff, certain things.
	So, yeah, I am sure that you expect everybody everywhere you go to kiss your ass in the second.
	I mean, I feel like that's why you're trying to be rude on purpose because you don't want to be that person because you feel like I get it a lot.
	I do, and I don't care about it.
	It's fine.
	We get what a lot.
	Um, people kissing my ass, and I feel like you're upset about it.
	Yeah, I know, but in the next 10 years, that'll change.
	Listen, not really, because that's what you think.
	You think you think that he doesn't know me?
	Listen, listen, you every woman on planet Earth is going to sit in the exact same position that you're in.
	They're going to say the exact same thing.
	They're going to say the male attention will never dry up.
	It always does.
	I don't need male attention.
	What?
	Who said I need male attention?
	If I need a male attention, I wouldn't be single.
	I wouldn't be single.
	If I needed a man to give me flowers, take me on dates, do stuff, I wouldn't be single.
	You know, I could get a man.
	So, all this delusion is tripping.
	You're the delusional.
	You're ruining what's being said.
	Right, but if I wanted to marry regular like you and him, freaking out.
	All you do is freak out.
	I'm not freaking out.
	I'm just over talking you because I don't care about what you have to say.
	I'm not freaking out on over talking.
	You're still freaking out, though.
	So I'm saying if I don't care about what I have to say because if I decided to settle for less, like be with a regular looking guy like you or him, then yes, I would be married saying my husband doesn't want me here and I'm married and I have to take care of myself.
	Yeah, I know, but you gotta shoot for the stars, right?
	But I don't want to be with a regular basic man like you.
	Prisoners are the ones we go for, right?
	We were together when we were kids.
	I did say that four years before he went to prison.
	Before he went to jail, four years before he went to jail.
	So I find that mighty convenient that your track record is picking the most basic of the basic men.
	Not really, because we're from high school.
	We were high school sweethearts, so you don't know what could happen after high school.
	So, I mean, we live and we learn.
	I'm not saying that's the best choice, but I'm saying we live and we learn.
	And if I have one experience, that's better than the women who have a lot and the men who have a lot more experiences doing what they do for a living in life.
	I don't do nothing of that sort.
	I don't do nothing of that sort.
	And I get a lot of, you know, offers.
	So it's like speaking to you is pointless.
	Look at you.
	For real, for real, for real.
	You don't even speak to certain women in this caliber all the time, anyways.
	Y'all have to come and have a switch caliber.
	Y'all have to.
	Broke my scale.
	The sexiest woman alive, calendar.
	That one.
	She's the one that broke your heart.
	Yeah, I know, right?
	So you have to pay women to come across to the table.
	You have to come across.
	He does have a black.
	You have to pay a woman, and I'm sure she would feel weird that you're calling the only black girl at the table weave and wig.
	So I think she would think you were very tasteless.
	I think she would think you were very tasteless for that, sir.
	You're wearing a wig.
	Like I said, what do you want me to wait?
	What about donated $499?
	We gotta mute your microphone for 10 minutes.
	Can you mute yourself?
	She just muted her.
	Sometimes, but she won't stop yelling, and it's driving me absolutely insane.
	He paid $500, though, because he got mad at me.
	Hey, we gotta mute your mic.
	Hey, it's okay.
	We gotta do it.
	It's okay.
	It's okay.
	We gotta do a little.
	We gotta do.
	Is it good?
	Did you have it?
	Let's see if it's interesting without me.
	What?
	Okay, so I'm gonna take this opportunity to let some of the chats come through, guys.
	We had to put a moderation delay on it.
	I donated $200.
	The one with McDonald's arch eyebrows and bike tie ellipse is insane.
	Blue collar side piece of best.
	The one with an oily cloth for a hairline is a six on her absolute best day.
	Ladies, please be real.
	Wait, what?
	Who's he talking about?
	I think he's talking about me, but people literally compliment my lips.
	McDonald's institutional.
	Eyebrows.
	These eyebrows are amazing.
	Every time I get them Reddit, they tell me how beautiful and perfect they are.
	So, KNIKEN, thank you for that.
	We have three messages here.
	Thank you, R.K. R. Knight, for the TTS.
	Lucas, thank you for the Streamlabs message.
	Whoa, married gal is the most attractive of the group, yet the most grounded in her rating, the wonder of a strong man in a gal's life.
	Cheese head?
	When Drew was your age, he was slinging way above your sexual market value.
	What is a cheese?
	Is that like Wisconsin?
	Maybe he's called the cheese.
	Because Milwaukee.
	Yes, everyone.
	Wait, you're mute.
	The mic is muted.
	No, everyone.
	Everyone, yeah, you just talked about me.
	Everyone would be happy if I sat here and said, hey, I want freaking milk.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Okay?
	Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
	Shut up, bitch.
	By the way, I got crazy.
	I didn't face.
	I didn't pay.
	By the way, I got crazy.
	I can't believe what happened.
	You get it?
	Okay, that was cool.
	Hold on.
	I have some more that are coming through here.
	Let me also just read.
	Yo, Pelagic, think forehead beards aren't attractive.
	It's edges.
	They can't.
	It's muted.
	Your mic's muted.
	Your mic's mixed.
	Zip it.
	Zip it.
	Zip it good.
	Oh my god, I can't.
	Hey, I'm trying my best here, boys.
	Okay.
	Thank you, Pelagic 6.
	Really good to see you in the chat.
	Forehead beards.
	I think that's the first time I've ever even heard that term, but that's an interesting one.
	We have Lucas again.
	Thank you, man.
	Naha, C note was for Bry, not for you.
	Put them grubby, Mr. Burns paws away.
	Chair 3 bases her supermodel status on her washboard abs.
	I mean, chest.
	Damn, bro.
	These would be...
	I feel like you should send these in as a TTS because I feel bad reading some of these, you know?
	Good talk.
	Okay, we have Eric.
	If you're the sexiest, then why are you on a podcast looking for attention?
	If you actually were the best looking woman, you wouldn't be here.
	Eric, I feel first off.
	We frequently have tens on this podcast.
	Okay, so shut up here.
	We have the most, we have plenty of beautiful tens breaking the stick.
	Just ask them.
	Just ask them.
	We have tens.
	We have tens.
	There have been more beautiful women on this show.
	Oh my God, chill.
	Okay, stop.
	Your mic is muted.
	All right.
	We have, and then can we have a, oh, yeah, that's.
	Okay.
	Thank you, guys.
	And then we can, that one came up.
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	Going back really quick to the question, though.
	Oh, has it been 10 minutes?
	Are you keeping track of time?
	I think it's pretty close.
	Wait, let's see.
	It's been six minutes, not yet.
	Well, we'll come back to her.
	So going to you, you are 23.
	Will you be better looking in 10 years' time at 33?
	No.
	Okay, and then you are 28.
	Will you be better looking in 10 years' time at 38?
	Fuck no.
	Fuck no.
	I drink a lot.
	You drink a lot.
	Mm-hmm.
	So the alcohol, right?
	Were you better looking?
	Wait, hang on.
	No, wait.
	Alcohol has a pickling effect, right?
	So it's possible that, you know, it preserves what's there instead, right?
	Do you think so?
	I clean, like, bottles, like 1942 bottles.
	She cleans them.
	Cleans them.
	So, okay.
	Oh, and you're were you better looking 10 years ago at 18 versus compared to now?
	I look like I was a little kid, so for me, no.
	Okay.
	To some people, probably.
	You're 37.
	Do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time at 47?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Let's do 20 years' time, 57.
	Maybe.
	Okay.
	30 years' time, 67.
	Better looking at 67 than now at 37.
	That's when it'll probably decrease.
	That at 67, okay.
	And then you're 37 now.
	Were you better looking at 27?
	So better looking now at 37 than you were at 27?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And then were you better looking?
	Are you better looking now at 37 than you were at 18?
	Definitely.
	Okay, so 19 years' time, 20 years' time.
	So better looking now 37 than at 18?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	No.
	So you're 20?
	Better looking in 10 years' time at 30?
	No.
	Yeah.
	And then you're 19, better looking in 10 years' time at 29?
	No.
	Okay.
	Good talk.
	Good talk.
	Let's see.
	Can we un nope?
	Another two minutes.
	Sorry.
	Sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm the one that's not.
	Other than a zip, your mic is muted.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Thank you.
	Appreciate it, guys.
	Appreciate it.
	So let's get into the pre-show notes here.
	We got to get into the pre-show notes starting with, you know what though?
	Hold on.
	Actually, before we get into the pre-show notes, does anybody here have any disagreements?
	Maybe you've seen the show before.
	Maybe some of you haven't, so you haven't seen it, whatever.
	Any of you here have any disagreements with myself, with Andrew, with any of the things?
	If you've seen the show before, starting with you?
	Not particularly.
	Nothing particularly?
	Disagreements?
	Skipping you?
	Disagreements.
	Never seen it.
	That's fine.
	Ever.
	Yeah, I have disagreements.
	Okay, do you want to, why don't we get into it?
	Okay, go ahead.
	Okay, I disagree with you not having a girl sleep with you on dates one to three and then having a super low body count.
	I just think that's pretty unrealistic.
	Why?
	Because usually they're religious or like they haven't had sex for a long time for like a specific reason.
	And so I just don't know what it is about you not to be rude, but would make someone want to like give up their virginity after one date.
	I mean, I date women who aren't virgins.
	What?
	Why is that?
	I was agreeing with you, but that laugh.
	I was not supposed to talk memories.
	I think you're unmuted.
	Wait, so you expect women.
	Wait, hold on.
	Yeah, go ahead.
	So within the first and third date, if they don't sleep with you by then, that's like, that's it for you?
	I mean, there can be some leeway in certain circumstances, but I mean, I have an idea.
	I have a fairly strong idea of what I'm looking for in a relationship.
	I'm not a virgin anymore.
	I've had numerous long-term relationships.
	Had obviously sexual partners.
	Not really interested in waiting more than a few dates to have sex.
	Do you have any further inquiry?
	Wait, I got one.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Let's go back to her.
	Go ahead.
	Do you have further information?
	I remember you saying you disagree with being friends before dating because of the risk factor of a girl using you or kind of like stringing you along.
	Like you're against being friends before a relationship.
	Is that material to the current conversation?
	Well, kind of.
	Because we can talk about that, but you're kind of changing the topic.
	um kind of because you're saying like if you're going well maybe not Actually, yeah, maybe not.
	Okay, so let's get back to the topic.
	See, she watched your broadcast.
	I see the pick-me shit now.
	I get it.
	They all kept up with you.
	They know what's going on.
	So they over here acting a certain way on purpose.
	Why would you get mad that somebody else actually did the research for the show they were going to go on and you didn't?
	Oh, well, because they messaged me a day ago.
	Okay, sir.
	You had a whole day to research.
	I have a job.
	I live in LA.
	I live in LA.
	I have a job.
	I'm not going to care.
	I just came to support.
	What are you griping?
	What are you griping?
	Aren't you happy I'm here?
	How should you pick me because I damn normal get you all the money?
	Just let me talk.
	Okay, let's get through the topics here.
	So the criticism was that I have an expectation of hooking up relatively quickly, but I also have a kind of, at least in your purview, a difficult to reconcile or contradictory similar position of desiring a woman who's who has a low body count or who's even a virgin.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	So the way I typically answer this, obviously, if the woman's a virgin and I'm interested in her, there's going to be a bit more leeway in terms of how long I'm willing to wait.
	I'm not interested in getting married.
	So obviously, if she wants to wait for marriage, total mismatch there.
	Wouldn't pursue it.
	She shouldn't pursue me.
	I shouldn't pursue her.
	For a woman who's had a previous sexual encounter or who's dated men before, had sex, I'm going to take into account her standard for previous men.
	So if she's had two long-term relationships, her body counts two, and she made those previous two guys wait three months before sleeping with them, I will take that into consideration.
	I'll make an assessment of, am I willing to wait for her?
	That could be the consideration there.
	However, typically what you find happening is women will have, you know, in college, they'll have a string of hookups, casual sex, one-night stands, fuck a guy within 30 minutes.
	And then once they're 20, 22, 23, they get older and they're like, oh, maybe I shouldn't move like that.
	Now they want to make me wait three months, 10 dates.
	You can do it.
	I respect it if you want to wait.
	I don't think that's you're a bad person if you do, but it would just be a mismatch in terms of how long I'm willing to wait and how long they want to wait.
	So in which case, it could be a conversation or we just wouldn't pursue the relationship, essentially.
	Yeah, but I believe you've said before that you would only wait three days.
	Like, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong.
	So that's kind of why I'm confused because it's like, imagine somebody did wait three months.
	Are you going to wait three months if that was a good idea?
	Well, I think I just, sure, I think I just answered it.
	So if that was her previous, that's how she moved with her previous relationships, I'd be more inclined to wait.
	But knowing that that's not how you previously moved, I'd be like, well, hold on.
	Is this a genuine value?
	Or are you just trying to leverage sex to get something from me?
	Do you not genuinely desire me the same way you genuinely desired those other guys that you fucked within 30 minutes of meeting them?
	In which case, I wouldn't be interested in her.
	Look, people are willing, you know, you could a woman could have slept with 100 men previously within 30 minutes of meeting them, and then guy number 101, she could make that guy wait six months before sleeping with him.
	I think that's a raw deal for the guy, and I would instruct the man, you don't have to pursue this woman.
	In fact, that's a bad deal for you.
	Don't pursue her.
	It kind of makes sense because it's like, why would you switch up with that one person?
	Yeah, but I don't really, I think maybe part of your criticism is, okay, well, women who are inclined to sleep with you relatively quickly are they must certainly have high body counts, but you want women with low body counts, right?
	I actually don't think this is the case at all.
	Although it could be an indicator for a woman who is promiscuous.
	I think it would be promiscuous in the sense of some people will view sleeping with somebody quickly in and of itself as promiscuous.
	But in terms of the number of sexual partners, I don't think it's actually necessarily an indicator.
	It's a pretty good fucking idea.
	I think there's better indicators.
	There's far better indicators.
	Yeah, it goes back to my question of like, what is it like?
	Okay, okay, Brian.
	So you're at a bar and a chick comes over and she sits down with you and by the end of the night you're going home with her, it's a pretty good indicator.
	Yeah.
	I don't go to the bars.
	Yeah, but if you were at a bar or anywhere, in any social setting, whatever it was.
	Here's the thing, though.
	Here's the thing, Andrew.
	I would say that her being at a bar is a bigger indicator of her promiscuity than how quickly she will sleep with somebody.
	Okay, but in any social setting, any social setting in which you went home with the woman the same night, I would say is a pretty good indicator that she's done that before or has at the very least had other sexual partners and probably many of them to be that sexually loose.
	Well, let's examine the reverse scenario.
	So let's say a woman who you meet in one of these venues or at church or some other, you know, respectable place, I suppose, grocery store, Trader Joe's, you meet her and she wants to wait until marriage.
	Is this an indicator that she does not have a promiscuous past?
	No.
	Right.
	But no, you hang on, Andrew.
	Well, hang on.
	I just responded, though.
	Okay.
	So I will say this.
	I think if you met a woman at a Trader Joe's who said that she wanted to, you know, date you long term and didn't want to sleep with you immediately, that while that wouldn't be an indicator that she hasn't slept with many, many people, it would be a better indicator that she hasn't than if she's willing to go home with you the same night of.
	And I think that you would agree with that.
	Yeah, sure.
	I mean, it can be used as all we're looking at is at chance, right?
	I'm going to agree with you.
	I'm going to agree with you that it's not 100% falsifiable.
	So you could have the one chick, you're her second or even first sexual partner.
	She wants to go home with you that very night.
	I just think that that's far more rare than it isn't.
	And I think that the chances that a woman wants to go home with you night one is a better indicator of promiscuity than if you met her at a random Trader Joe's and she said that she didn't want to sleep with you immediately.
	I mean, doesn't that track?
	Yeah, sure.
	I'll certainly grant that it could be an indicator.
	It doesn't mean a woman could be a virgin and sleep with a guy immediately too.
	But I don't think that's true.
	I'm just asking about chances.
	Don't say the chances are better.
	Just better.
	Oh, sure, of course.
	Yeah.
	Of course.
	So when she says, to get to the spirit of kind of her criticism, she's saying, well, look, if a woman does want to sleep with you within the first three days, that may be a better indicator that she has a loose past.
	So, in Brian's defense, right, and not even playing devil's advocate here, because I believe this 100%, in modernity, that's actually very difficult to tell now because women will go the chastity route on a dime, even having had 60 or 70 former partners, because they don't want to disappoint the man.
	They don't want the man to think badly of them, right?
	So, they make them wait.
	That's been a very common theme that I've heard throughout this show.
	So, I think there's a point both ways.
	But to ask you directly, here's the Brian paradox that I can't reconcile.
	And maybe you can help me with this.
	Many, many women will say, Listen, I don't want to sleep with you immediately because I think you will think worse of me.
	I want to.
	I'm just not going to because then you'll think that I'm a slut, right?
	Isn't that then making Brian's point that ordinarily they would do this?
	They're just basically adjusting for the outcome that they want.
	I mean, it could, but I don't think that's the case most of the time.
	What do you mean?
	I think it is.
	Well, I think sometimes, I used to think like you did.
	I used to think like you did until having talked to so many women at this point.
	It's very common that women will rack up these high body counts in their 20s and then in their late 20s or early 30s, they will then say, Okay, I'm chest or I'm not going to have sex anymore, or because I've slept with men very quickly before, I don't want that kind of guy anymore.
	I don't want the playboy.
	I want more of a like kind of down-to-earth guy or normal or whatever, right?
	What about the women?
	Hang on, let me finish real quick, and then I'll let you jump in.
	I promise.
	If that is the case, and it does seem to be the case, then I mean, Brian's paradox does stand, which is like, what do you do about that?
	About the fact that so many women will only become kind of chaste because they don't want the man to think poorly of them, sleeping with them too quickly.
	What about the women who actually like saved theirself in their 20s and teens and was just in 30s?
	And then, once they got to 40, realized like, all men are terrible.
	Then they had their little get in their groove back type.
	What about them women?
	Because men are just everyone they met was just trash and didn't deserve them.
	What about them?
	What do you mean, what about them?
	They deserve love too.
	Because those are the ones y'all don't speak on them, though.
	You speak up, so you speak on what you're attracted to.
	You're attracted to a woman who sleeps with you the first day.
	You're meeting the whores that fuck all in their 20s and stuff.
	It's women out here who are not like that.
	Yeah, I agree that there's women out there who aren't like that.
	So, wait, what about them?
	Meaning, what you're saying is just what you're looking for.
	That's my point.
	What I see.
	You're saying everything you're describing, I don't even know.
	Like, that's terrible women.
	So, that's what you're looking for.
	No, listen, I agree with you.
	Yeah, that's what he's looking for and what he's going to get.
	These are terrible women.
	Well, hang on.
	Listen, well, you've made kind of a conflation here.
	So, I agree with you on one point and then disagree on a second point.
	The point that I agree with you on is: yes, a lot of fucking horrible women, right?
	A lot of horrible women.
	I bet that.
	The point I don't agree with you on is that because a woman's willing to sleep with you quickly, that means she has a high body count.
	I don't think that I didn't say that.
	He said that.
	I don't think that because she can like you more than everybody else, and you were the one person that she allowed to be that way with.
	Yeah, I agree.
	But the objection was that he's going to meet that because, like, every woman he's describing, he's like, oh, when they get, and then when they get old, they want to be this.
	I'm saying, what about the ones who are already like that and then got fed up and got old and probably got fast then and started to sleep with people that stellar.
	Well, I will, well, I'll grant that such women exist where they stay chased throughout their 20s and 30s and then go through.
	You're looking for the ones that sleep with you the first night.
	That's hang on.
	I just let you go.
	You got to live responses.
	Let him talk.
	Let him talk.
	I will grant to you that those women exist.
	I just think it's far more common in the reverse that women usually go through their hoe phase in their 20s, not in their 40s.
	You would agree with me there, right?
	I don't because I mean, they're the most pursued in their 20s.
	So if they're the most chances of having sex increase drastically, that's why most women in their 20s go through it, not in their 40s.
	Well, I can't believe that because I'm a woman in her 20s who don't do that.
	Yeah, I know, but what about your peer group?
	A lot of them.
	Yeah, and there's some that don't too.
	Yeah, there's some that don't.
	I agree with that too.
	So I feel like it's half and half.
	So let me just ask it to you like this.
	Don't you think that's far more likely you're going to run into a woman in her 20s who's going through a hoe phase than run into a woman in her 40s who went through no phase?
	I don't.
	Let me finish the question.
	How do you even know how to answer it if I can't even finish it?
	So don't you think it would be more common to run into a woman in her 20s going through a hoe phase than a woman in her 40s who went through no phase?
	That's the question.
	You said rougher to find love?
	Yeah, wouldn't it be easier to find a woman in her 20s going through a hoe phase, a woman in her 40s who went through no phase?
	No, because it's innocent women everywhere.
	Yeah, that's not my question.
	I didn't ask if they exist.
	I said no.
	Which is more common.
	No, I don't think it's more common.
	You think it's more common that women go through to their 40s without ever having any sexual partners.
	That's no data bears this out anywhere.
	You see how when I talk, you don't let me finish, then you interrupt me.
	But as soon as I try to do it, no.
	And all you're doing is using your time to complain.
	Just go.
	Okay.
	It's women everywhere.
	It's 4 billion people in the world.
	Like, it's women who fucking know.
	Oh, there's 8 billion people.
	8 billion people.
	8 billion people in the world.
	Okay.
	Eight.
	Okay, great.
	Oh, you couldn't wait for that, huh?
	That's a joke.
	You joke, joke.
	Got you.
	So, as your English teacher, I have to correct you on these things.
	You're right, Mr. Watson.
	You're right, Mr. Wilson.
	Mr. Wilson, get it right.
	You're right.
	Okay, but listen, it's women who live in a freaking cottage who's not thinking about none of that and they just used to living in a cottage.
	So, no, I wouldn't say that's half of women.
	I would say wherever you live, that's them women.
	And then wherever he lives, that's them women.
	And I think that's what you're pursuing.
	And that's what you get and what you're looking for.
	Like you said, women, you want a millionaire, you want this, it's delusion.
	I think you're delusional as well.
	Okay, well, then now you agree that I just let you go through that.
	Let me just ask you a few yes or no questions, right?
	None of them are going to be pre-loaded, meaning I'm not loading them up with like presuppositions, okay?
	Just basic yes or no questions.
	Do you agree that women generally are more attractive in their 20s than in their 40s?
	Not all women, just generally, women are more attractive.
	Yes, I agree.
	Generally, usually, usually.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I agree with that.
	Okay, so if that is the case, then wouldn't that necessarily expand the amount of sexual partners available to women in their 20s?
	Nope, because when you're beautiful, because when you're beautiful, I would know.
	Listen, tell beautiful broke my skill woman.
	I personally feel like when you're beautiful, it's harder because you don't know who to give your love to.
	You don't know who to give your anything to.
	So you hold out more because they don't deserve it and you don't want to give it to the wrong person.
	Okay, listen, listen, hang on.
	There's a couple of presuppositions there which are wrong or just suppositions that are wrong.
	So the first one is most women are not over the top beautiful.
	That's insane.
	Even you have to agree that most women are not 10 out of 10.
	But otherwise, hang on.
	Otherwise, we wouldn't have an average.
	So the thing is, is that if most of them are, hang on, let me finish.
	The baddest.
	Let me finish.
	If most of them are average, they're still going to be more attractive in their 20s than in their 40s, which we agreed, which means that even the average woman is still going to have way more access to sexual partners in their 20s than their 40s, right?
	Average doesn't mean you're not fucking, though.
	Like, that's my point.
	That's my point.
	Okay, no, but you're saying they're more attractive, though.
	And I'm saying that doesn't mean like what you're saying about looks don't mean that they're doing it more because they're in their 20s and young.
	It's not about if they're more attractive and they're average, they're still average in their 40s.
	They're just also average in their 20s.
	No, because some people get better with age.
	You already agreed that most women are more attractive.
	No, because they're in their 40s.
	No, you already agreed to that.
	Because some people get better with age and shoot, they get surgery and stuff and start looking better sometimes.
	Then why did you just say that women on average in their 20s are better looking than they are in their 40s?
	You said, is it true majority are?
	Yes.
	But I said that don't mean they're sleeping with people and being fast.
	I said you could be average getting fucked and you could be any type of look.
	Yeah, but don't you understand that your own logic says that the women who are in their 20s are more attractive.
	They have more access to sexual partners.
	Therefore, that's what you're doing.
	But that don't mean they're using what they got.
	I just listened.
	Let me finish.
	Go ahead.
	If that is the case, that there's more attractive in their 20s, they have more access to more sexual partners.
	That would explain why it is that they have more sex in their 20s with more sexual partners than in their 40s.
	It's because of availability.
	I still don't agree.
	I don't even, like me personally.
	Based on nothing?
	No, but based on that?
	No, based on my life.
	I don't think I at my 20s.
	That's how you feel.
	That's anecdotal.
	Yeah, because at my 20s, I didn't do much.
	So I think people say that, and I don't, that's not true.
	All right, let me ask you.
	You're not young, fine, in your 20s.
	Okay, well, okay.
	So I'm answering from a 20-year-old who a lot of people like.
	I get it.
	I get it.
	You're not fast and loose.
	Great, right?
	I'm asking, I'm going to ask you a direct question, though, and I'm hoping you don't lie to me on this one.
	Okay.
	Out of all of your friends in your peer group, out of all your friends in your peer group and all of your acquaintances in your peer group who are around the same age as you and female, how many of them are loose?
	Are loose.
	Meaning they have multiple sexual partners.
	I don't know because I keep my just guess, guess.
	I personally don't know.
	People are not going to tell me because I'm more of like, I'm not, I'm more of an innocent friend.
	I've always been like that.
	Like, yeah, I got a big mouth and I could talk and debate, but that don't mean I'm fast.
	Yes.
	Just guess.
	That doesn't mean I'm fast.
	What's your best get?
	They don't tell me anything.
	When you're the guess.
	When you're the goody two-shoe, everyone's not going to tell you there.
	Oh, I slept with that dude in the bathroom last night at the party.
	They're not going to tell you.
	So, like, you don't know everyone's life.
	And I'm telling you, my friends don't tell me.
	So from what I know.
	Okay.
	How many of your close friends you have?
	How many?
	Would you say that you have at least two best friends?
	I have one best friend and my dog is my other best friend.
	Do any of your best friends or your very close friends have multiple sexual partners?
	And now go ahead and lie to me and say you guys never talk about sex.
	So I can go ahead and dismiss the next thing you say.
	All right.
	Go ahead.
	Just say, Andrew.
	Have I had a friend?
	Have I had a friend who had multiple sex partners?
	Yes.
	Everyone has had a friend.
	Shit.
	I could be.
	That's not what I asked you.
	I didn't ask if you've ever had a friend had multiple sexual partners.
	I asked you, since you never talked to any of the acquaintances that you know about sex, she's the only one woman on planet Earth who doesn't talk about with your friends about sex.
	The close ones, at least, I would assume you do.
	No, my close ones are.
	No, my close ones are dealing with the same guys currently.
	So, yes, the close ones.
	They had multiple sexual partners then?
	In the past, I don't know.
	You don't know.
	Okay.
	Other people's sexuality is not my business, like what they're doing.
	I'm just, I can only speak about me.
	I know.
	Okay.
	I mean, the reason that you have like the this smile going is because you know, and I know, and the audience knows, you're full of shit.
	And you know for sure.
	I'm not full of shit.
	Which one of your friends have had multiple sex partners?
	You guys talk about sex and you're lying through your teeth.
	Listen, we just teeth.
	You don't even know if I have friends.
	What if my dog's my own?
	You just said you had friends.
	I said, and I said no, that she's talking to like the ones I'm around, they're talking to the same people that they've been talking to and dealing with.
	So, what you don't know them women life?
	How many years have you been friends with them?
	The current ones right now, not that long.
	I moved here, and my current friends are from LA, and I just moved to LA last year.
	So, nobody longer than a year.
	Okay.
	So, like I said, I don't know.
	I don't know people past, but I know what's going on now.
	And the ones I'm around now, they're talking to the same people.
	If they decide to have numerous ones later, that's on them.
	Will they tell me?
	Look, I don't know.
	I can't do anything to have even a rational conversation with you if every time I ask you a question, you lie to me.
	Like, I can't.
	I can't.
	So, here's the thing: I'm going to point out.
	I think I'm lying.
	I'm going to point out multiple lies.
	Here's lie number one, right?
	I literally asked you, are women generally more attractive in their 20s and in their 40s?
	You say yes.
	I say, well, then that gives them access to more sexual partners.
	So, why would they go through the whole phase in their 20s rather than their 40s?
	You still disputed this based on nothing.
	Just because they're more attractive don't exactly mean they're having sex.
	You have to agree with that, right?
	To me, just because you're logical entailment.
	Just because you're more attractive in your 20s don't mean you're having more sex in your 20s.
	You just assume that.
	No, just people who get better with their age.
	Generally, you are.
	It's people who get better.
	How when you have the highest libido, y'all never say he interrupts me, and I don't like that.
	How?
	Can you explain that to me?
	How in the world, in the age where you have the most amount of libido and you're the most attractive, are you having the least amount of sex?
	Can you explain that to me?
	Because men don't deserve it.
	They're like y'all.
	They're like y'all fast.
	Fast.
	He's fast.
	He don't want you.
	Look at the questions they're asking you.
	I never even watched your podcast.
	Now I know you're a slut because of how they explained it.
	She told on you.
	She told on you.
	I know who's sleeping.
	The conversations you guys are having is letting me know the type of men you are.
	Stop.
	Go ahead and say what you just said.
	I said, I would love to know who's sleeping with you in one to three dates.
	I don't actually care.
	What type of woman is sleeping with you in one to three dates?
	And are they on any substance?
	What?
	Oh, this is LA.
	You just gotta ask.
	Why do you ask me if I do, man?
	He's like, oh, I could take her back later.
	Brian, can I ask, though, like, how long would you, like, Max, wait for someone if they were a virgin and you were dating them?
	He's like, I wouldn't date a virgin.
	I wouldn't wait if they were a virgin.
	If they were a virgin.
	Would you even date a virgin?
	Sure.
	Yeah.
	I've dated virgins before.
	I mean, it really varies, you know.
	If I really like her, if I really like her, if it's kind of lukewarm, you know, it's hard to pinpoint a number on it.
	Typically, though, I mean, in terms of what I'm looking for in a relationship, I'm not really interested in waiting long periods of time before having sex.
	What if she like folds your laundry, stirs your noodles?
	Sure.
	She can get, she can, she can get a couple extra dates out of me, probably.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	I'm sorry.
	So why waste the time?
	What do you mean?
	Dealing with a virgin.
	I date women who are not virgins.
	It's like, it's interesting, though.
	Like, would I date a virgin?
	Yes.
	But I also date women who are not virgins.
	Most of the women I've dated and date, you know, in terms of my dating experience, not virgins.
	Have I dated virgins?
	Yes.
	I mean, every come on now.
	You were young once.
	Of course, you dated virgins.
	No, I've dated even when I was in my late 20s, early 30s.
	Late 20s is not that bad to be a virgin.
	Have you looked at the statistics in modernity?
	Like I said, it's the people y'all know.
	You know what's funny?
	No, Hang on, Ian.
	I'm going to give you the refutation here.
	Do you want me to tell you what your chances are of being a woman who's a virgin in your late 20s in the year 2024?
	It's not that many.
	I don't even want to go down that route with you.
	I agree.
	They're mostly.
	What do you think the percentage is?
	Probably only 10%, but it's some out there.
	And I've met them who's been like, bitch, I'm 30 and I don't, you know, do anything.
	And that's.
	Yeah, I agree that there's virgins who exist in their 30s and that they're rare.
	Right.
	But what do you think?
	What did you say you thought the percentage was?
	Probably 10%.
	But how would y'all know about the verdict about them?
	How would you know?
	So just so you know, I just want to let you know.
	By the time they're in their late 20s, right, 94% have lost their virginity.
	Okay, so 6%.
	Yeah, but they don't know this whole world.
	So I'm going to still go with my answer 10%.
	Yeah, I mean, yeah, you might as well double down on it.
	Here, I need to read a chat.
	Holy botched surgery says, the 37-year-old in the pink shirt, when did you transition to female?
	Do you want to answer that?
	I think they're just mad at anybody who speaks.
	It's going through the air in between my ears, okay?
	I just think they're all upset.
	And then I do want to, because your mic was muted while we were doing this.
	You are, I don't know if I wait, 27.
	Yes.
	Will you be better?
	Wait, did I ask you?
	You did, you did.
	And I said yes.
	No, but we got cut off, I think.
	Okay, so, or wait.
	We did the whole table.
	We did.
	We did the no, but we went into it for like 30 minutes.
	You and Andrew had a back and forth.
	Then I did the whole table.
	So let me just get a definitive here.
	Better looking in 10 years' time at 37.
	Yes.
	20 years' time at 47.
	No.
	Well, I don't know.
	Honestly, I have one of those youthful looks.
	Like, if we went around, like, just give me a yes or no.
	Maybe.
	Maybe.
	For real, because I don't know.
	That's 20 and a half.
	That's more years.
	Yeah, 30 years' time at 57 versus 90.
	Because I could cut my hair, do this whole look.
	Like, you don't know.
	It might kill it.
	Just answer the question.
	Then, yes, because I don't see myself letting myself go.
	And I think that I'll just spice it up and give different looks.
	And it's 40, it's 30 year olds.
	Grandmas, you'd be like, look better than 20-year-olds all the time.
	So I don't see why.
	People can still be attractive when they're older.
	But the question is not, will you still be attractive?
	Are there attractive 30, 40, 50, 60?
	Will I look better?
	No.
	Will you look better?
	No, but 30s maybe.
	All right, and you're 27.
	Were you better looking at 18 than you are now at 27?
	No.
	Okay.
	All right.
	So I want to try to actually have the back and forth before other people actually jump in on this.
	So again, your disagreement or criticism is that I want to sleep with women relatively quickly, but I also want a woman with a low body count.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What's actually wrong with that or what what's the issue?
	I'm just saying that I think most women that have a low body count have a low body count for a reason, whether that be like religious or like what's a low body count to you?
	Like zero to ten, maybe?
	Five, zero to five.
	Zero to five?
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	You wanted to have the back.
	I'm sorry.
	No, go ahead, Andrew.
	I was going to say, I think that tend to high body count.
	Okay.
	I do too.
	I think one hand.
	Wait, so it'd be unreasonable for me to, let's say a woman has a body count of seven and she had like three hookups and like four relationships.
	That would be unreasonable scenario for me to want to hook up within three dates.
	Not in that scenario, but like say she hasn't slept with anyone for like a year.
	But she previously slept with like 10 people super.
	Five.
	Let's go with five.
	But she's been celibate for a year?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, still still finds it objectionable.
	It would just be a mismatch.
	Look, women, it's free.
	You're free to do whatever you want.
	If it's not going to be a question of pressure, it would just be like, oh, we have a different timeline here in the same way like I'm sure most of you here, well, maybe some of you are okay with waiting until marriage.
	There are women here at the table who would not want to yourselves wait until marriage to have sex, right?
	So, okay, that's fine.
	In any case, people are allowed to have preferences when it comes to this, whether you're a man or a woman.
	If your timeline mismatches what the other person's timeline is, it's not a good match.
	Find somebody else.
	I agree.
	I just feel like it's not common, like as Andrew was saying, that you'll find not common if somebody hasn't slept with anyone in a long time or doesn't sleep around to sleep.
	Well, these are two different categories.
	So hasn't slept with somebody for a long time and has a low body count.
	So a woman could have 100 body count, but could be celibate for the past year.
	I would think in that scenario, it would be ridiculous if I come into her life that she would want, well, I wouldn't want to date her because of her body count, but I'd be like, that's ridiculous.
	This is not a good match.
	Find somebody else who's willing to wait.
	So you're dating for the body count while she's just dating to find love and she's trying to change her life.
	What is your actual argument?
	If you don't get it, don't question it.
	Move forward.
	Yeah, I'm not obliged to date a woman because she's looking for love.
	Nobody is owed a relationship.
	You were looking for the body.
	She's not owed a relationship.
	That's what it sounds like.
	I'm sure if she stopped after 100, that she probably is looking for a real thing now.
	Yeah, good for her.
	So you're not.
	So then why would y'all talk?
	I don't owe a woman a relationship.
	I don't think you owe her a relationship.
	I just think you should tell her, like, hey, I know you got 100 bodies.
	That's why I'm here.
	And maybe y'all won't have issues after.
	I wouldn't date a woman with a body count.
	So why even have the question about someone stopping for a year?
	You wouldn't give her an example.
	She wouldn't ever be an example.
	You need to stop fucking cutting in so I can have a back and forth with her.
	I would be mad about this for too long.
	Go ahead.
	I think you're in the middle of say something.
	No, I kind of lost my turn.
	Yeah, well, I'm just, again, I'm still confused.
	So she's got a body count of between five and ten.
	You think it's unreasonable for me to want to sleep with her within three dates?
	I guess the crux of my criticism is like, what are you like bringing to the table, you know, like so quickly into the date that she would be willing to sleep with you if she hasn't in a long time or has a low body count?
	That's what I'm trying to say.
	Well, I don't think that's your point because I mean in your show notes here.
	Well, I mean, I suppose it does have to do with it.
	It seems like your dates, your first date would be more like an interview rather than like a connection being there.
	And so I just.
	Tell me how you came to that conclusion.
	Well, because you'll ask questions like, you know, how many people have you slept with?
	Are you willing to fold my laundry?
	Are you willing to stir my noodles?
	Like, right, you said it.
	So in your notes, you said, like, bro, why would anyone want to sleep with Brian right away when his first dates like an interview probably?
	Hey, I'm Brian.
	Are you okay with the fact that we won't get married?
	How do you feel about stirring my noodles and folding my laundry?
	What's your body count?
	Are you willing to bow?
	If I was a chaste woman on a date with Brian, I wouldn't think, whoa, this dude who just interviewed me is so great.
	Now I'm going to immediately give up my chastity.
	Yeah, so I mean, that's what you said.
	Yeah.
	So, I mean, there's a couple things here.
	So I would say that the way I'm conducting myself in the midst of an adversarial podcast is going to be very different than how I'm conducting myself one-on-one.
	Yeah.
	And I thought about it in a romantic, intimate setting.
	So, you know, for example, like you might, I mean, the way somebody might conduct themselves where there's an expectation that you're having adversarial conversations is not how they're going to be conducting themselves when they're dating somebody.
	We could do a mock date if you want.
	You're in a relationship.
	Why would you say that?
	For podcasts, for views.
	A mock date.
	Y'all let your fans come on the podcast and now you upset.
	This is what you get.
	You lit your fans come on the body.
	I'm the only one not a fan for real.
	I don't even know what the fuck going up.
	I'm finna leave in a little time.
	I'm not upset.
	We're just having the exchange.
	He said, why would you say that?
	Well, it's just peculiar given that you're in a relationship.
	But I think you would think it's funny.
	The mock date.
	Yeah.
	Like if we're like, not actually, like, I mean, like, right here.
	Like, world podcast.
	I mean, this is not like really a scenario in which would be organic or conducive to like.
	You are what she said for me.
	You gotta stop fucking interrupting.
	Kindly stop fucking interrupting, please, and thank you.
	So, look, this sort of environment would not be particularly conducive or representative of how a conversation might play out in a more typical setting when it comes to a first date.
	But I actually, even like, even if I grant to you that I do take on a bit of a interviewing capacity with, you know, I know she's laughing over here.
	By the way, I saw this chick's fucking Instagram story.
	It's absolute, like, 37-year-olds still going to fucking mansion parties dressed like a fucking strumpet.
	So, I mean, you're wanting to fucking talk over here.
	So, okay, I'm just going to say that.
	Yeah, you've been fucking chuckling out of your mouth the entire fucking night of me.
	Thanks for stalking me.
	How is it stopping?
	I've been before the podcast, so that must have just happened.
	Yeah, I was reposting people's stories, lady.
	Okay.
	So, what would actually be wrong if I were to ask women questions before agreeing to meet with them?
	I think that's fine, but it kind of seems like maybe those questions wouldn't be super organic, like on the first to third date.
	I would assume you'd ask that later on.
	Yeah, like, how do you put it into conversation?
	Oh, is this a rage?
	Rage quit?
	Rage quit over here?
	I'm not angry.
	I'm just embarrassed.
	Are you quitting?
	It's a quit?
	I think it's because we didn't know when we got invited that it would be like mean people coming.
	Bro, I personally don't know.
	I love that this woman's quitting when she's been mocking and laughing at me the entire fucking show.
	You're bored because you've got fucking TikTok brain.
	Because you're, oh my god, bro.
	There's too much fucking Botox in your face, bro.
	Your lips look like fucking clown fucking lips.
	Do you?
	Bro, you've been talking shit all night.
	The one thing I said to you was giving you the slightest milquetoast pushback to you wanting to date a millionaire.
	That's the extent of the pushback I gave.
	If you have a gripe with Andrew, that's fine.
	I wasn't really even that rude to you.
	But you've been at me all night.
	I mean, I personally, from the beginning, y'all were laughing at her.
	He laughed at her on there for sure before she was.
	Bro, if I said, if I sat here and I was like, I want a 19-year-old virgin Victoria's Secret model, y'all would fucking clown me.
	You know why I would clown you?
	Not because she's Victoria's Secret.
	I would clown you because you said 19 and you, oh, that's fucked.
	That's weird.
	That's why I would clown you.
	Not because of Victoria's Secret, because you could find that.
	Some of them aren't all that good looking.
	So you think it's delusional that I could get a woman of that caliber.
	Okay.
	We think it's delusional that she's a 37-year-old woman who wants to date a millionaire.
	But she already is dating them.
	She said, as a woman, just because guys are fucking corrupting.
	As a woman, a W is not fucking multiple guys.
	The W is getting the ring.
	Until you have the ring, it doesn't mean shit.
	That's so sad that people are style.
	It is because everyone don't deserve to be married.
	Women's metric of success is not being able to fuck a guy.
	You get the W when you get commitment.
	She's dating three dudes.
	She doesn't have the ring.
	She doesn't have commitment.
	What if she got proposed by one of them and she's dating three dudes?
	She doesn't have the commitment.
	Point blank, period.
	Y'all women think the W is fucking successful rich dudes?
	Nah.
	No, I don't think that.
	That's why I don't have countless, meaningless sex.
	I don't do stuff like that because I know it's not that.
	That's not the way to do it.
	Fix her mic and stop moving it, kindly.
	That's not the way to do it.
	But she never said she was dealing with numerous ones.
	She said only one, and that was her ex that was the rich one, she said.
	And she said, All of them make more than a million.
	When you said 500,000, it doesn't seem like she's lying.
	She drives a McLaren.
	You two screws.
	I mean, it is what it is.
	That's cool.
	All right, I'm going to read a couple chats here.
	Hold on.
	Christ is Lord donated $200.
	Brian, a true traditional woman strives to wait until marriage.
	And you want a woman that doesn't wait.
	You have a double standard against traditional values.
	There's no way around this stuff.
	Andrew agrees.
	But I'm not like 100% a traditional man.
	I don't want to get married.
	I don't want to get married.
	So I don't really see what the issue is.
	But I would like the chatter to respond to the paradox of.
	I think that this position is strong.
	So I agree in the spirit of the idea that the chatter is kind of right here.
	But I do think that Brian's point with the paradox is true, which is that if you have a woman who has been promiscuous in the past and suddenly she's going to make you wait, that seems fucked up from the waiter's perspective, right?
	That seems like, oh, all these other men were good enough for you, but not me.
	And I still haven't actually heard a good answer to that.
	So maybe Chatter, maybe you can actually respond to that argument.
	What was the answer you were looking for?
	I wasn't looking for an answer.
	You said I haven't heard a good answer from that yet, Cheddar.
	Argument.
	Argument, Chatter.
	I want to just give my opinion today.
	Go ahead.
	What was the answer you were looking for?
	Say it again.
	I was looking for an argument for this.
	So here's the paradox: if a woman has slept with multiple men before you very quickly, but she wants to make you wait because she's turning over a new leaf, from the perspective of the man who she's turning the new leaf over for, it seems like basically she's saying you're not good enough, and these other men work.
	No, I don't think so.
	Even though I can't relate to her at all and what she's got going on, that's not my life.
	I'm just speaking.
	First of all, none of these are my life.
	I'm just speaking on everyone topic because that's what we're here to.
	Yeah, no, I understand.
	But I think that I don't think that's it.
	I think she's probably just trying to change her life.
	Like he said, he doesn't want someone who did all that, didn't try to change their life.
	So they're just not meant to be right away, like he said.
	I agree.
	I just don't think they should start either.
	Like, if as soon as she says 100 bodies, then you should say bye.
	Anything else, expecting sex and something from her when she's saying she's changing, you shouldn't be upset about.
	Yeah, I just went and date her.
	Exactly.
	Yeah.
	So then we're going to be.
	But like, what's more delusional?
	Her wanting a millionaire, a less than 1% man, or me wanting to sleep with a woman with a sub-10 body count in three dates or less.
	What's more delusional?
	Why don't you answer the question?
	I mean, I guess the millionaire would be more delusional.
	What do you mean?
	I don't think you guessed.
	Okay, it is.
	It is more delusional.
	Okay.
	But so going back to your further criticisms on this, what would actually be wrong with like asking someone questions when getting to meet them?
	I mean, it's fine if it's organic, but who cares if it's organic or not?
	It's just, I feel like if you're on a date and you're trying to build chemistry and like a connection, then the questions like that kind of come off more like interview and like business, like a transaction rather than like a chemistry thing.
	Sorry, man, we got to be careful here.
	Okay.
	So whose job is it on a date to bring the vibe?
	I think both.
	Really?
	Yeah, of course.
	Okay.
	Go ahead.
	Let's do the role play.
	Go ahead.
	All right.
	Hi, Brian.
	Good job.
	Well done.
	Okay.
	Hey, how was your day?
	It was pretty good.
	I went surfing today, caught a big wave.
	How about you?
	Oh, yeah.
	Where did you surf?
	I surfed in San Diego.
	So drove here.
	Nice.
	Nice.
	I just did some work today.
	You know, took it easy.
	Now I'm here with you.
	Well, I think we're having a good time.
	What's your body count?
	All right, bro.
	Damn.
	I want to know.
	Okay, sorry.
	I want to know.
	I kind of froze.
	It is awkward on the podcast, I will say.
	Look, why do you get comfortable when she asks that?
	Can you just straighten the mic?
	Why did you get uncomfortable when she asked about your body count?
	You asked about women's life in general all day.
	She wasn't uncomfortable.
	Okay, so how's the show that she was?
	I was like prepared to engage with her in good faith.
	And she went straight to that.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	It's kind of nerve-wracking.
	You know, because it's like, she was trying to make a point: like, if you're on a date, how do you interject that into the conversation without it being weird?
	Yeah.
	Bro.
	Okay, well, first off, it's hard for me to give prescriptive advice to most men because I'm in this sort of interesting scenario where, in terms of the women I've started to date, they're reaching out to me.
	So it's difficult to give them good prescriptive advice because most men are not in that position.
	So with me, yeah, I'm fucking screening these chicks hardcore.
	They want your views and not you.
	You're an oh my god.
	First off, not an idiot.
	I'm saying because look at her flirting with you with her boyfriend because you have views.
	My point.
	That doesn't go too.
	It wasn't.
	Yeah, so hold on.
	Let me respond to you.
	So here's the funny thing about that.
	You don't have to go.
	Hold on.
	Listen, I know I'm the party.
	I'll come back with my pro and no makeup on for you guys later and my Victoria Secret outfit.
	Sit down.
	Another result.
	But I got to go right now.
	I'll respond to you.
	I came with her and she, and you ruined it.
	She didn't like it.
	She's leaving.
	My stuff's in a bad thing.
	Well, tell her to come back.
	She's up there.
	She's coming back.
	Just tell her to fucking go.
	Tell her if she comes back.
	I'll give her a fresh $2 bill, a fucking rice crispy treat, applesauce.
	You know how much a $2 bill is worth now?
	I have one in my phone.
	What I was going to say.
	So wait, wait, hold on.
	Let me answer your thing really quick and then we can have a discussion over your lady friend who just dipped.
	So, okay.
	If a girl, if she's trying to like clout farm me or whatever, which is not something I've actually ever encountered, it's a terrible idea because any girl I date is never getting even a shrivel, a crumb of any public face.
	And that's when you gotta go.
	Oh, because I keep my room.
	Stop.
	You gotta stop fucking interrupting.
	I keep my relationships very private.
	My family, very private.
	My friendships, very private.
	If I'm dating a girl, I could be dating her for two years.
	Nobody fucking knows.
	I'm not telling anybody about it.
	So if she's trying to date me to get some sort of benefits for clout, it's one, you're not going to get it.
	Two, I'm just not public like that with my relationships.
	I don't do what these other influencers do where they fucking are in relationships publicly.
	Okay, it's private.
	And I don't date Instagram chicks.
	I don't date social media or models.
	I don't date content creators.
	Okay.
	Or money they might use you for in a moment.
	Maybe they can be sure.
	Maybe.
	I don't even know if you have money.
	I just know you got a box.
	I am broke.
	I am broke.
	I don't think you're broke.
	I'm a starving college.
	But you might be, you know, regular compared to her wanting a millionaire.
	And the only way that she go come back is if you bring her a millionaire.
	So figure it out.
	I got, we got millionaires in the chat.
	Okay.
	Any millionaires?
	Many, many millions.
	We got some millionaires in the chat.
	Can y'all please send my friends some back?
	We have the Burger King in chat.
	Yikes, shave your baby hair, donated $200.
	Red is goldfish tier content.
	Let's involve everyone else.
	Panel, what is the biggest red flag job for men and wine?
	Brian and Andrew, same question for women, but why is it sales?
	Red flag job.
	Okay.
	Look, look, your friend left.
	Tell her to come back.
	It's all good.
	I don't think it got heated.
	We just met y'all.
	So when it get heated, when you just met them, and then you leave them.
	Yeah, but like, what did she do to contribute to that?
	Um, the cop, you got to understand all these people speaking to, like, unless we were getting paid off of every comment, she's not going to hear like the comments that people are making.
	Me, I don't care because I'm me.
	Like, whatever people say, it don't matter.
	I'm going to leave out here still being me.
	I'll start my own channel.
	Y'all actually just gave me a good idea.
	Thank you.
	Add my new podcast.
	Shout out, London 2IDS underscore R. Follow me.
	Simply buddy.
	I don't do OnlyFans.
	Jealous.
	Jealous.
	I'm going to be a singer.
	I'll teach you.
	I'm going to be a singer.
	I'll show you Simon.
	Is that basically what you're doing?
	Yeah.
	You know what?
	I did do that.
	He said on the little game.
	He was like, you poo.
	Go, you suck.
	It didn't hurt about Phyllis as a kid.
	It really did.
	Wait, you went on American Idol?
	No, I was just playing America.
	Wait, what part of the day?
	I was just playing a game at home on my weed.
	All the weed back in the day.
	Wait, what part of LA?
	And he got brewed off on the game?
	Yeah.
	He fucked it up in the game?
	I know.
	It's crazy.
	You're taking some L's tonight.
	You're taking some L's.
	It's okay.
	I mean, I don't think so because I'm still beautiful, still going to leave out here.
	And, you know, it was fun.
	Yeah, so what part of LA do you live in?
	Studio City.
	Studio City.
	Who lives in?
	Who came from LA?
	Me, the girl who left.
	What part of LA are you in?
	The Valley.
	Oh, the Studio City is the Valley.
	They say.
	I just don't want to get too into it.
	Well, we don't need to look at it.
	Are you down to Be Her Ride?
	Damn, just involuntary.
	No, it's okay.
	I'm going to go with her.
	My stuff's already in her car, and I feel bad.
	Everybody don't want to go through what happened here tonight.
	Before you leave, what's your body count?
	Yeah, one hand and not the whole hand.
	And that's why I act how I act.
	So, you know, you guys have a good night.
	Or you can.
	No, and I'm natural.
	No, no, nothing.
	Like, this is me.
	Natural.
	Have a good night.
	Thank you, Name.
	If you guys want me again, I actually don't mind.
	It was funny and interesting.
	Like, I don't care about negative people.
	I know it's a billion.
	Okay, look, you either gotta get your friend to come back or you just gotta leave.
	We can't keep having the convo.
	I know, that's all I'm gonna do.
	So, go talk to her.
	Go talk to her.
	See if she wants to come back.
	Otherwise, you just gotta get out of here.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Okay.
	I always get out of here when you ask to leave first.
	But it's fine.
	Bye, guys.
	She's not coming back.
	Peace out.
	Peace out.
	You too, homie.
	Good talk.
	Good talk.
	Good times.
	All right.
	That was a double, I guess a double rage quit.
	If we, maybe we can get the.
	Can we, do we get them?
	So close.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	All right.
	out you go out you go out you go a little less conversation a little more action please Thank you.
	Elvis.
	Good musician.
	Oh, my goodness.
	All right, guys.
	Well, we have Morgan joining us.
	We have Anissa joining us.
	They're now part of the panel.
	Your thoughts, Andrew?
	I'm just breathing a collective sigh of relief on behalf of the entire panel.
	Now maybe we can get to the show.
	Yeah, I know.
	We can actually get through some of the notes here.
	Yeah.
	The chick with a star on her head, right?
	We got to start with the chick with a star on her head.
	We have to start there.
	It's a pimple patch.
	Yeah, I'll get through the notes with it.
	They're really trendy for your young people.
	Really?
	Yes.
	Yep.
	Okay, so Kay, let me get into your notes.
	You're 18.
	You're in an age gap relationship.
	I'm 19 now.
	Oh, 19.
	That was from previously.
	You're in an age gap relationship.
	Yes.
	And he's how old?
	29.
	About to be 30?
	Not about to be.
	How did you guys meet?
	Oh, my God.
	Ick.
	Ick.
	Ah, Ick, yes.
	Yeah, I can't believe it.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Go ahead.
	What was your question?
	How you guys met?
	We met online.
	Dating app?
	Which one?
	Tinder.
	Okay.
	Was it a hookup initially?
	No.
	No?
	Okay.
	Is this.
	Wait, hold on.
	That's not your first relationship because you said your longest relationship was three years.
	This has been going on six months, so you've been six months in an age gap relationship.
	I want to open that up to the panel really quick.
	Do you guys have any objections to age gap relationships?
	No.
	I feel like 20 years could be a lot.
	20 years?
	I would say it depends.
	Like, as long as nobody's taking advantage of anybody.
	Okay.
	All right.
	And your ex, for the three-year one, you said he was addicted to corn.
	Mm-hmm.
	Right.
	Which is why we broke up.
	Yeah, you dated for a little over three years throughout high school.
	You hooked up with.
	Wait, hooked up with a boy best friend.
	What do you mean there?
	Well, just, you know, on the show for like, you know, history and everything.
	That's just my history, is the three-year relationship, which I left.
	And then.
	Between that, you hooked up with one of your male friends.
	And then now I'm in my relationship.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	You said you're very traditional in your life.
	I wouldn't say very, but that's what you wrote in your life.
	I'm pretty traditional, just with like my beliefs and how I grew up and everything.
	Okay, you said you were raised Catholic and you still identify, but definitely don't follow it strictly.
	Fuck modern feminism.
	Those are all separate thoughts.
	Yeah, so let's start.
	Okay, you were raised Catholic.
	Are you still Catholic?
	I wouldn't say so, but I still have like some of my views from there.
	I don't practice, but I did go to Catholic school my whole life.
	So I do have a lot of background.
	One sec, guys.
	Okay, never mind.
	Okay, you're.
	You identify, but don't you don't follow it strictly.
	What does that mean?
	So I just don't practice.
	Like, I haven't really gone to church or anything, but obviously, like, it's what I believe in.
	You know what I mean?
	Okay.
	I mean, can you elaborate a little bit?
	Yeah, I mean, I just believe in Catholic beliefs.
	I just don't practice them.
	That's it.
	So do you believe in God?
	Yeah, I believe in God.
	I believe in like the Trinity.
	So you know about it, but you don't follow it?
	No, I believe in it.
	I just don't practice.
	You know, like, I don't go to church or anything like that, which obviously, like.
	Well, wouldn't the belief in it require following it?
	Um, well, yeah, that's the ideal, but it's just not like at the point of life where I'm at right now.
	Just like my own, like, struggles and just like identity and everything.
	But I still heavily like believe in my faith and everything.
	Wouldn't it help you through the struggles?
	Um, yeah, I'd say so.
	It's just like my personal struggles that are keeping me away from practicing.
	Well, that's my point.
	Wouldn't it help you through the personal struggle?
	Of course, yeah.
	It wasn't shade, by the way.
	Yeah, of course, I know.
	I know, like, how people, like, feel with, like, like, people believing and, like, not practicing, you know, especially if you have the ability to.
	It's just, like, interesting.
	You can say that Catholicism is getting in the way of your journey.
	What would you mean?
	Journey and what?
	You know, your journey in life.
	Um, I think that's a big thing.
	Like, Catholicism, like, definitely, like, holds back, like, a lot of the things that I want to do.
	And so.
	What do you think?
	Well, just things in life, you know, like having sex with women.
	Of course, yeah.
	Like premarital sex.
	Marriage doesn't allow you to have your version of fun, right?
	That's right.
	Yeah, just the way I live my life.
	Okay.
	So I just want to be clear.
	You went to Catholic school your whole life, right?
	Do you know, can you tell me what is the one unforgivable sin?
	Denying God.
	No, blasphemy against the Holy Spirit.
	That's the one.
	So what that means is that you know that Jesus Christ is divine and you know that the faith is true and you reject it on purpose.
	That would be blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, the one unforgivable sin.
	Wouldn't blasphemy be mockery of God?
	That is mockery.
	Imagine knowing that Christ is God, knowing that Christianity is true and you turn away from it anyway.
	I just think that's a struggle that humans go through, though.
	I mean...
	It's not a struggle that humans go through when they know a thing is true and then reject it anyway.
	That's the opposite of the human condition.
	Usually the human condition is when they know something is true, they accept that truth.
	But when somebody says, I accept that this is true, but reject it anyway for my own personal desires, that's the opposite generally of what we consider to be moral, right?
	Can we pull up the definition of blasphemy?
	Can you speak a little louder?
	Can we pull up the definition of blasphemy?
	Yeah, you can pull up the definition of blasphemy, but blasphemy against the Holy Spirit itself is its own particular type of blasphemy.
	It's the knowledge that the thing is true, rejecting it anyway, rejecting the divinity anyway.
	That's what it actually is.
	I'm just pointing, the only reason I'm pointing this out is because out of all of the sins which are purported to be heinous, that one in particular is the very worst, at least how it's described by the Catholics.
	You know it's true, you know the divinity is real, you accept that it's real, you accept it's true, and then you turn away from it anyway.
	So you're saying it's a form of blasphemy?
	Because I guess I would say blasphemy is more like open mockery, like how people...
	I can only allow one more comment on this.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, okay, so just real quick.
	What could be more mockery than, yes, Jesus, I know you're divine, but reject you anyway so I can have sex with a guy?
	How could you even – I would like you to actually just think for a second and tell me anything that could be more blasphemous or more mockery-based than that.
	Anything.
	I guess to me it just sounds more like rejecting God because everyone has the choice to accept or reject God, but I would say I would disagree.
	That falls under blasphemy.
	No, no, no.
	A rejection of God is I don't believe.
	I don't believe is different than I do believe.
	And then in spite of the belief, I'm going to do the thing people hate.
	So you're saying they claim they don't represent.
	I'm very sorry.
	Got to move it on.
	Let's see here.
	I need to get into the notes here.
	Why don't we go back to Kaylee here?
	You said you're not a huge labia enthusiast.
	That's true.
	Are you bisexual?
	No.
	You just disagree?
	Yeah, I disagree with it.
	With the labia?
	Not necessarily that having big labia is bad.
	It's just kind of weird.
	What's weird?
	How much you like labia.
	Like you have an Instagram dedicated to it, BLM.
	Yeah, big labia matter.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I'm aware.
	What would actually be weird with so a male finding the genitalia of a female?
	That's weird.
	I didn't know it was weird for men to be attracted to vagina.
	Excuse me.
	Maybe I'm too straight for you.
	I apologize.
	Would you?
	But what?
	Sorry.
	Go ahead.
	What part of it?
	The menorah or the majora?
	I mean, both are cool, I guess.
	So I guess they both can be big.
	So big menorah is fine.
	Is what you're saying?
	So the lips.
	Does it not matter?
	That's the majority.
	Okay.
	I was just asking.
	Okay.
	I'm like, because I've never seen the pages she's talking about.
	Also, you did say you would bow to me, so go ahead.
	I did.
	Go ahead.
	When we were on our mock date.
	Let's see the bow.
	She has.
	I can show you what my boyfriend and I do because she bows to me too.
	That's pathetic.
	We penguin bow like though.
	Because of the whatever podcast?
	No, actually, we were at the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and they were demonstrating how penguins bow to each other.
	And we thought it was hilarious.
	And then it kind of was funny that you guys also brought it up on the show.
	Well, that's cool.
	In any case, I rebuke you for your anti-Big Lady Matter rhetoric.
	Disgusting.
	You also said there's some views you disagree with.
	I think we kind of got into those.
	I don't know.
	Was there anything else?
	I brought up the women's right to vote.
	Why don't we save that?
	We're going to save that one for a little later, though.
	Really?
	We're going to say, okay.
	All right.
	I want to get into that one.
	Don't let me forget.
	We will get into it.
	But okay.
	And you have to remind us before the show.
	We'll do.
	That's a debate you'll have with Andrew.
	Let's see here.
	Going to.
	Megan, you're a full-time yapper.
	You've absolutely failed to live up to this.
	I know.
	This is a very awkward environment to be in.
	Is it?
	Oh, yeah.
	It is.
	Yes.
	I feel like now we have more room to talk.
	Yeah, that's true.
	That's true.
	You got to be assertive with the conversation.
	You can't let your neighbor just fucking, what's it called?
	Just totally, you know, monopolize the entire airtime.
	You said you've been married a few years, same person for eight years, or married two years, together eight years.
	Fairly normal dating experiences prior, other than one of my exes coming out as gay.
	Two of them, yes.
	Two of them?
	So you're attracted to gay men?
	I didn't know they were gay to start with.
	Well, you're maybe so.
	Two, wait, two?
	Two.
	Yeah, it's great.
	It's a bad track record, right?
	Sure.
	Two?
	Are you ever?
	Well, how close?
	How close are you?
	Can you scoot into the table?
	Like, not to be offensive, but are you ever worried that your husband may...
	No.
	Okay.
	No.
	Because I was like that.
	We're all like two, because it's like the odds of that area.
	Yeah, like.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	I changed quite a bit throughout my years.
	My political affiliation has changed a lot too.
	So what I accept is no longer what I used to accept.
	Just put that out there.
	You used to accept.
	but you used to accept it like you used to accept like wait did any of them want to be pegged Not that I know of.
	No.
	Oh, okay.
	No.
	Good talk.
	You said modern dating seems awful nowadays, very disingenuous.
	Why do you say that?
	Yeah, nowadays it seems completely trash, to be honest.
	I mean, everybody's using a dating app.
	That was completely different when I was dating.
	You can't really get to know many people or really in depth, I guess you would say, because it's all in front of a camera.
	People don't want to get to know one another.
	They really just want to fucking move on, which is fine in certain circumstances, I guess, if that's your thing.
	But that's not what I would personally be looking for if I was dating.
	Okay.
	You said you're a reformed Democrat who previously dated two men who came out as gay.
	Hot takes, you would never be in a relationship with a trans man.
	Yeah, I don't think that should be a hot take, but yes.
	Yeah, I don't think it's that hot of a take.
	Going around the table, do you think it's wrong?
	Let me kind of like reverse the roles a bit.
	Do you guys think it would be wrong for a male to not want to date a trans woman?
	No.
	No.
	Wait, what was the question?
	I'm sorry.
	You mean the one I just asked?
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah, that one.
	Do you think it's wrong for a man to not want to date a trans woman?
	I think it's their choice.
	Okay.
	No.
	Wait, let me just push back a little bit here.
	You think you might acknowledge it's their choice, but do you object to the choice?
	I mean, probably not, I guess.
	It's just their thing.
	No.
	No?
	Okay.
	All right.
	Is it here?
	How about this?
	Is it straight for a man, a male, to date...
	Well, hold on.
	For a man to date a trans woman, is it straight?
	No.
	No.
	I don't think so.
	I don't think so either.
	I think he has his own category, so no.
	Okay.
	No.
	No.
	Okay.
	All right.
	There you have it, folks.
	Okay.
	Let's see here.
	We're going to go.
	Naomi.
	Is that you?
	Yeah, that's me.
	That's you.
	Okay, you're a sugar baby.
	We didn't really get to that.
	How many sugar daddies have you had?
	I don't remember.
	But right now, I have like three.
	Currently, you have three right now.
	Okay.
	How many?
	You don't know how many total?
	Like at 10 plus, 20 plus, 30 plus?
	Probably like 10 plus.
	10 plus.
	Okay.
	Yeah, it's not that much.
	And so you have three currently.
	Do you hook up with any of them?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	All three of them?
	Yes.
	This is.
	I'm just curious.
	Because I know sugar daddies are like stereotyped to be old.
	Are they all old?
	I feel like I would be like putting them in like a specific profile.
	Like, I don't know if they want to even just like 50 or older.
	Like, just yes or no.
	You don't have to specify their age.
	I just don't want to get into like what they look like or anything like that because it's like discretion.
	Is it like legalities?
	Like you sign a contract?
	No.
	So, okay.
	You've got the three sugar daddies.
	You're hooking up with all of them.
	What, how does it work?
	Do they give you an allowance?
	Something like that.
	So, like, do they also pay for your bills?
	Something like that.
	Well, can you be a bit more precise?
	I don't really have a lot of bills, but I go shopping a lot.
	Do they pay for your rent?
	Nothing is like directly paid for.
	So it'd be like.
	So they just give you money as a gift, yes.
	As a gift, yeah.
	How much?
	I'm curious.
	So like the guy who's spending the most on you, how much does he send you per month?
	That's personal, for sure.
	Oh, give us the details.
	This is good stuff.
	No.
	There's other stuff to talk about.
	Okay, well, then perhaps a different question.
	Out of all three of these sugar daddies, can you tell us the age of the oldest one?
	Roughly.
	No.
	Within the decade.
	50s, 60s.
	No.
	I mean, that would not be revealed.
	I mean, it wouldn't really be revealed.
	Yeah, that wouldn't reveal anything.
	How would it reveal?
	Because then it's like if I'm with a certain age person out in public, they're just going to be.
	Is any of these people 20 plus years older than you?
	I mean, sure, yeah.
	Okay.
	So then I would not be mistaken in saying, and forgive me if this is incorrect or I'm characterizing this incorrectly, but you're a prostitute.
	Is that correct?
	No.
	You're sleeping with three men simultaneously, many of them much older than you, for the purposes of them giving you money.
	Can you explain to me how that's not prostitution?
	Damn.
	Can I explain to it?
	Yeah, can you explain to me how that's not prostitution?
	Um, because it's not like a for sure thing, like it's not the direct, if it's directly, I'm giving you money.
	It's pretty direct.
	You're sleeping with all these men in exchange.
	They're giving you lots of money.
	I don't understand.
	Can you make the delineation?
	Can you draw me the delineation between a prostitute does this, which is she has sex with men for money, you do this, which is you're having sex with men for money.
	What's the delineation point?
	Um, I just don't think that like we have to label it as such.
	Yeah, but why?
	Why?
	Because it's not direct.
	It's not like, oh, I'm giving you this for this.
	That would be direct.
	If any of these men stopped giving you this money, would you stop sleeping with them?
	I'm into the provider type.
	Yeah, but, yeah, so then the answer is no?
	Um, I think if it was, like, I don't think it would be no, necessarily.
	So if any of these men tomorrow stopped giving you any money at all and said, I'm not giving you any money anymore, but I would still like to continue sleeping with you, you would say yes.
	It depends.
	It's something that we would have to have a conversation about for sure.
	Okay, so you had the conversation.
	What would the conditionals be in which you would continue to sleep with them if they gave you no more money?
	I feel like that's personal, but like, yeah, it's like a little too personal for me to share.
	Can I ask a question?
	Yeah, but here's the thing.
	I think that you wouldn't, and that you're basically lying to me on purpose because you know that the entailment of the answer, if you said no, I would not continue to sleep with them, they stopped giving me money, is that you then know that you would be a prostitute.
	So I'm going to ask you to just be honest, isn't it really true that if any of these men, any of them, stopped giving you any of these goods or money, that you would stop sleeping with them?
	Isn't that the case?
	That's not the case, actually.
	Okay.
	Let's say then if any of them, is there at least some of them that if they stopped giving you money, you would stop sleeping with them?
	Is there at least one of them?
	Damn.
	I feel like I'm put on the spot.
	Is there at least one?
	I think you just want me to admit to your definition.
	No, I don't.
	I just want you to answer my question.
	I just want you to answer my question.
	That's all I want.
	I think, like, I mean, I have love for all of them.
	So can you repeat my question back real quick?
	No, I can't, actually.
	Okay, so I'm going to ask how I'll ask it again.
	Is there at least one of them who, if they stopped giving you any of this money, that you would not continue to sleep with them?
	Just one.
	It's not even just about the money, though.
	They're personality.
	No, no, but that's not my question.
	That's not my question.
	So, I'm going to ask you the question again.
	I get it.
	I'm going to keep asking it until you answer it.
	I'm never going to let you evade it.
	I'm never going to let you sidestep it.
	I'm just going to keep asking it until you answer it.
	Is there at least one who, if they stopped giving you resources, you would stop sleeping with them?
	Is there one?
	I love how you changed the question to resources.
	To be honest, I thought about cutting certain people off anyway, money or not.
	So, it's you still didn't, you really actually just again did not actually answer the question.
	Can you please answer the question I asked you?
	Probably.
	Well, I don't know.
	It probably doesn't mean anything.
	Yes, I did answer your question.
	It just wasn't answered.
	But let me ask you, you know what?
	I'll even make this simpler.
	The sugar daddies you had previously before this particular grouping of sugar daddies, is there at least one of them who, if they had stopped giving you resources or money, you would not have continued to sleep with?
	Probably not.
	I don't know.
	No.
	Everything is situational, to be honest with me.
	I'm not trying to be annoying or anything, I swear.
	I mean, I just feel like this is clever sidestepping because you don't want to admit what everybody in this room and everybody who's viewing and everybody on planet Earth knows, which is that at least some of these men, or one of them at least, if they stopped giving you lots and lots of money and resources, you would stop having sex with them.
	Is that the case, or is that not the case?
	Like, just directly?
	Is that not the case?
	I feel like I'm really not trying to sidestep this.
	I'm just genuinely answering.
	So, is it or is it not the case?
	I said probably not.
	It's probably not the case.
	It's probably not the case.
	Okay.
	But I do like, regardless if there's money involved or not, I get like tired of people's personality.
	So, it could, it's very situational.
	Yeah, but I'm sure I'm guessing you get far less tired of their personality if they're giving you lots of money, right?
	That part.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So, I mean, this, I'm just going to be completely honest with you.
	This sounds an awful lot to me like prostitution.
	In fact, I would consider it to almost be the dictionary definition of prostitution, which is a man gives you money, and in exchange for that, you have sex with him.
	So, then, what would an escort be by your definition?
	She would be a well, if she was actually just escorting men to dinners and was not doing anything sexual with them, then I would say that I'm answering the question.
	So, sorry.
	I would say an escort if they were actually just escorting men out like they're supposed to, because they're just escorts.
	They're just supposed to be arm candy.
	So, that men who walk on a red carpet or something like this have something on their arm.
	I don't consider that to be prostitution.
	But if you mean escort in the term where they show up and then they go out and then they have sex with a guy, that's very clearly prostitution.
	Yeah.
	Yes, it doesn't necessarily have to lead to prostitution.
	Like, sex, you know what I mean?
	It doesn't have to lead to sex.
	And then, by your definition, it's not prostitution.
	Because if we're feeling each other's vibe and we want to have sex, we're two consulting.
	We're two consenting adults, then we're having sex.
	Yeah, I agree that you could be two consenting adults who are just having sex.
	What I disagree with is whether or not you would continue to have these relationships with these men who you claim are sugar daddies, quote unquote, meaning they give you lots of resources and that you would continue to have sex with them absent those resources.
	That's what's in dispute here.
	Yeah, I understand the dispute.
	Yeah, that's what's in dispute.
	So you can, I suppose, say, no, really, Andrew, what it is is I just like to really fuck all three of these guys, and I don't care about the resources because they're great.
	They're fantastic.
	They are the bestest of the bestest.
	But I just immediately don't think that that's the case, right?
	They're good people.
	Part of what makes sense.
	I'm not saying they're not that good people.
	They're not a provider type.
	Yeah, I'm not saying they're not good people.
	I'm just saying that if suddenly they were good people who also didn't give you any resources anymore, that perhaps you would stop sleeping with these good people.
	That's all I'm saying.
	That's like if I want to get serious, and then like, if I want to, like, because I'm dating three of them, you know, like, what would for me personally dating is like you should have some sort of advantage in life.
	Like, you don't want to be left with nothing.
	So if I want to get serious with someone and like maybe it's one of these guys, if they stop wanting to pay me and it's like progresses to something else, then sure.
	Okay, well, then last question on this before I and then Brian can move it on.
	If one of these guys did want you to get serious with them, exclusively just them, and said that they were no longer going to give you resources, though, if you got exclusive with them and you could not take resources from any other men but them, would you do that?
	No.
	Okay, you're a prostitute.
	Yep.
	Literally, that would be dictionary prostitution, right?
	That would.
	Okay.
	You got a question for?
	Well, I was just curious: is prostitution legal in California?
	Is that why you're not saying that you're okay?
	Oh, that was that.
	That was a question because maybe she doesn't want to admit that she's a prostitute because it's illegal.
	Escorting is legal.
	Do you live in California?
	I live in LA, yes, but there's a difference between an escort who's choosing to sleep with someone who's providing for them, and there's a difference between just being paid outright for sex specifically.
	Yes or no?
	Like, you don't have a choice.
	I mean, you have a choice, but they're like saying, oh, I'm not going to pay you unless you sleep with me.
	It's not that type of situation.
	I mean, you can put a bow on it, but I mean, it's essentially prostitution.
	Like, it's basically just cope.
	Like, oh, okay, I go out to dinner with the guy first, and then I can look at myself in a more favorable light because I did this token gesture of going to dinner with him before he paid me the money for what he actually really wanted, which was to have sex.
	It's just cope.
	I don't know.
	I feel like I'm getting grilled for my answers.
	I mean, well, a little bit, but I'm going to be fair back to you.
	The reason that I'm grilling you on this is because to me, semantics, when you're talking, when you're having a discussion about a thing, I think are really important.
	I think it's important that we have semantic distinctions so we understand what we're talking about.
	So if you say, I'm not in this category, category A, in this case, category A is prostitution.
	I say, okay, I believe you, 100%, right?
	But if you say, I'm not in category A and everything you say fits with prostitution, then we're clearly talking about two different things, and that's bothersome, right?
	Now it's like, well, wait a second.
	It sounds like we are talking about the same thing.
	You're just calling it something different for some reason because you just don't want the label of prostitute put on your shoulders.
	I mean, that's where it's problematic.
	It's not even an attempt to be mean.
	It's just an attempt to clarify what we're actually talking about.
	Well, I mean, we're speaking about right now, but in the past, like, I've had people pay me to hang out with them, and then it doesn't lead to sex.
	It's more of if I want to have sex with them.
	Would you have had sex with them for the right price?
	What's the fuck?
	That's like, I don't know how to answer that.
	I'm sorry.
	With yes or no?
	Can you repeat the question?
	Would you have had sex with them for the right price?
	It's more about like how I feel with them, if I'm like comfortable.
	Not about them.
	They're at the right price.
	Yeah, you feel good about them, and they're going to give you $500,000.
	You just leave them with them.
	What the fuck?
	I don't know about that one.
	You don't know?
	Stop the cap.
	You know about that one.
	You ain't been paid that much from anybody.
	That's true.
	Okay.
	Did you have some more, Andrew?
	No, I think we can leave it there.
	I'm just trying to get you to understand.
	Oftentimes, people think that it's some type of meanness or something like this.
	We're just trying to establish basic terms, but you can understand why when people do horrible things or they have a perception that people will think that it's a horrible thing, that they're very, very evasive about calling the thing what it is.
	And so that's why I'm like, well, wait, can we at least pin down what the hell we're talking about?
	That's not an attempt to be mean.
	It's just an attempt to get clarity on what we're even talking about.
	The thing is, like, culturally speaking, that's the way that they want to treat their women anyways.
	They want to spoil them.
	And I'm not dating seriously right now.
	That's why I have a roster.
	I call it sugar daddies because, yes, they're taking care of me.
	They're spoiling me, but if you want to label it as prostitution, then...
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	Drinking game in Discord.
	The more you say, stop interrupting, etc.
	And the more Andrew mocks, the drunker we get.
	Also, panel, specifically chair one Goth Catholic.
	We need to see your feet.
	Gross.
	What?
	What the fuck, dude?
	What kind of gross, degenerate-ass super chat was that?
	So, anyway, that's it.
	I'm just trying to get clarification.
	And I think oftentimes Brian and myself are ridiculed because when we try to get clarification on basic terms, people get, they actually get offended.
	They get offended that we're just trying to figure out what the hell they're even talking about.
	No, that's cool.
	I'm not offended.
	I was just like, I think there's just a gray area and people get kind of confused sometimes.
	Yeah, isn't it interesting, though, how the gray area seems to usually exist with the person on the side of the behavior they don't want to admit to?
	Suddenly there's a gray area where there seems to be complete clarity from everybody else.
	So they're like, look, I'm going to actually prove this to you, right?
	Now, the girls in the room might be way too nice to raise their hand, but I'm going to ask the question to the table anyway.
	Would you consider that if you slept with multiple men in exchange for resources or money, that you would be a prostitute just by a show of hands if you could raise your hand if you would agree that that's prostitution?
	I would think so.
	Yeah.
	So it doesn't seem like there's a lack of clarity or a gray area from anybody except the person who's on the end of the behavior itself.
	Isn't that interesting?
	It's not an exchange, though.
	It's who they are.
	That's what they want to do.
	They want to provide a single person.
	And they would continue to do it absent any sex with you?
	Not an exchange.
	They would continue to do it absent any sex with you?
	What?
	They would continue to do it absent any sex with you ever again?
	But then it wouldn't be like dating.
	Yeah, it sounds like an exchange, right?
	Sounds kind of like a trade of some kind.
	Hey, if you're not giving me the sex, then I'm not going to give you the stuff.
	But that sounds kind of like the whole prostitution thing.
	They would probably see me as a friend if I stopped wanting to have sex with them.
	So wait, wait.
	Why don't they want to just spoil their friend?
	I don't know.
	Maybe it's just a dating culture thing.
	Yeah, it's a dating colour.
	Like, it's almost like they want to give you stuff in exchange for having sexual intercourse with you.
	Isn't that amazing?
	It's fair.
	It's very odd how this is.
	It's very strange how this is working out.
	All roads seem to lead to I give you thing and I get pussy in exchange.
	Okay.
	Oh.
	Andrew, I think you got muted there for a moment.
	I don't know if that's on our end or possibly your end.
	Can you speak into the mic, Andrew?
	Andrew, sorry, can't hear you.
	Can you try speaking into the mic?
	Can you hear us?
	Andrew, can you hear us?
	Thumbs up if you can hear us, Andrew.
	Thumbs up if you can hear us.
	I don't know if he can hear us.
	Okay, we'll just...
	I think he's fixing his mic.
	Something happened to his mic.
	Well, while we're doing that, we did have a chat we have to get back to, but also practicing gentlemen.
	For Andrew, would you consider romance novelists, romance poets, poets, or even corn script writers to be prostitutes?
	For Brian, would you date a romance novelist?
	Andrew, did you hear that?
	I didn't hear the last part of it.
	I'm sorry.
	Would you consider romance novelists, romance poets, or even corn script writers to be prostitutes?
	No.
	And would I date a romance novelist?
	Like a woman who writes romance novels, me?
	Maybe?
	It's not ideal job, I guess, but I don't think it would be 100%.
	Who cares?
	It's all men who write that shit.
	Who cares?
	I don't think it would be 100%.
	It's all men who write all romance novels and then they do it with a female pen name.
	And then we do have to get back to, let me see here.
	Let me read this from Mr. Unremarkable.
	Hey, thank you for the super chat, man.
	Good to see you back in the chat.
	A rose by any other name is still hookerism.
	Got to give it to the lady, though.
	At least she's engaging in the conversation.
	Mr. Unremarkable, thank you so much for the super chat, man.
	Really appreciate it.
	Good to see you back in the chat.
	Now, before we get into, there's a super chat that came in a little bit ago.
	He was asking about red flag jobs.
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	So, going into the oh, going into the super chatter's question, and he did say, I'll pull it back up here.
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	He said, Red is goldfish tier content.
	Let's involve everyone else.
	What is the biggest red flag job for men and why?
	Brian and Andrew, same question for women, but why is it sales?
	So, going around the table, what do you think is like the biggest red flag job in a man?
	Construction worker.
	What?
	What?
	I live in AZ, Arizona.
	Yeah, it's just a stereotype.
	Wait, why do you live in Arizona?
	Like, there's a stereotype.
	It's a stereotype for men there.
	Like, if you drive around, they party pretty hard.
	Right?
	Okay.
	If you know the culture, you know.
	I don't know if it's the same in every state, but specifically AZ.
	Yeah, it's the same in California.
	Same in California.
	Out West, there's a stereotype with construction workers that after they clock out, because a lot of them get paid big, big cash bonuses, they party pretty hard.
	That's the you know when they're young and old not as much, not as much when they're old, but yeah, but when they're young, especially, yeah.
	So, construction worker, what about you?
	Um, probably anything in the entertainment business, like podcast host, like podcast host, sweet.
	Okay, got it.
	Um, maybe if they're like a gynecologist or something, that'd be kind of wait, why what are they doing, inspecting lady's away or what shit?
	Sign me up, just kidding.
	Wasn't there a friends episode about this where uh who's yeah, Jennifer Anston, what was her name in friends?
	Uh, Rachel, Rachel, she was like dating this gynecologist, and he was said something like, Ah, it's just like I don't even want to look at vaginas because I look at them all day.
	I don't know, yeah, something like he did say that, and so it was a red flag for her, and she broke it off with the gynecologist.
	Yeah, I would, I would also feel that way too.
	I think I feel like that's got to be kind of traumatizing for the guy.
	It's like why because it's like, I mean, if you see a healthy vagina, great you coming across some unhealthy plusy, they're usually not there with health, but maybe they become like you know and they get up and so like they smell.
	Oh my gosh, true, yeah, something this is why it's red flag.
	I mean, they don't exist, but like if it's bad enough, you don't need to be that close, I'm pretty sure.
	That's true, it fills up the room.
	Like, there's girls that will get up from a chair, and the room can smell it.
	That's fucking disgusting.
	God damn, bro.
	I mean, there's we had this one episode this one time, yeah.
	I don't know where this is gonna go, but it's gonna be good.
	I mean, I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt, but anyways, good talk.
	Uh, red flag job.
	Um, I don't really consider jobs as a red flag.
	Hmm.
	I thought you would say that.
	Uh, there's not even, I don't know, nothing that comes to mind like a Soundcloud rapper or something.
	I love SoundCloud rappers.
	The fuck.
	Wait, do you have a type?
	Um, do I have a type?
	I think I said that already: models and athletes and porn stars, models, athletes.
	Have you ever fucked an NFL player?
	I mean, they were more like college levels than anything like crazy.
	Division three.
	I don't know.
	I didn't ask.
	Or like have you made it up to like D1?
	Not yet.
	Okay, so like city college, like division three.
	I mean, they look fit, so it's fine.
	They look what?
	They're fit.
	They're fit.
	They're athletic accounts.
	Red flag job.
	I would say a sex worker, a pro-athlete, and more often than not, a blue crawler worker that does like at-home meetups like an electrician or HVAC.
	Yeah, well, I know this from a few friends who have worked in the industry, but it's more common that you'll find like a single mother who's getting their housework done that will throw themselves at the workers.
	And it's, yeah, it's unlikely that like a desperate guy would say no to that to get paid to like HVAC.
	That's a new one.
	Did you know this by like personal experience?
	My ex was an electrician and he would come like come back from work and be like, that's how you got cheated on?
	No.
	Oh, sorry.
	But he would like complain.
	He'd be like, the grossest thing happened.
	And then you would talk about how some of his friends would partake.
	He probably did too, and just didn't tell you about it.
	That is possible.
	Red flag job for you?
	You mean like red flag for someone prospectively to date them?
	Yeah.
	Well, like, I don't know.
	I wouldn't.
	I'm not like dating you.
	Are you able to scoop this way a little bit?
	Just the mic's kind of blocking you.
	Go ahead.
	Like, the only thing I can think of is like a job that I wouldn't want my boyfriend to have now because what other guys do doesn't really concern me that much.
	But so I could think of something like maybe being a police officer or something, just something that's not safe is what I wouldn't want him to be doing.
	Okay.
	Andrew, what's a red flag job for a woman?
	Biggest one social media influencer of any kind.
	Of any kind.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Worse than like a sex worker.
	Worse thank you.
	I would think that the loyalty of a sex worker would be higher if she quit sex work and committed to one man than in any kind of social media influencer.
	It is by far.
	I would consider it to be the biggest red flag possible.
	Any woman who has influencer in their bio of any kind, I would stay as far away from him as possible.
	Hmm.
	Okay.
	I have a list here.
	Hairstylist works in HR, flight attendant.
	How many cities have you been to?
	Travel nurse.
	How many cities?
	Fucking cheating.
	You're cheating, bro.
	It was supposed to be the biggest red flag.
	Oh, biggest red flag?
	Shit.
	Shit.
	Damn, biggest red flag.
	It's a toss-up between.
	I mean, let's just put sex worker to the side here.
	You got flight attendant and you got travel nurse.
	It's kind of like, I don't know.
	They're both pretty bad.
	Probably flight attendant.
	I'd say.
	Anyways, flight attendant is like.
	See, but that's that to me is similar to social media influencer.
	So it's like you always have the opportunity.
	You're always meeting men who are more powerful than you are and more powerful than the average man is.
	And so it's like the amount of in entertainment, and you know this, Brian, the amount of women who have sex in order to attain clout in the social media world is fucking insane.
	It's wild over the top.
	Interesting.
	Okay, those are the red flags.
	Let's see.
	Let's get back to the pre-show notes here.
	So we, uh, Naomi.
	That's I Moan Backwards, by the way.
	Um, that's not your real name, though, is it?
	No, it's the industry name.
	Yep.
	Um, you have dating stories are more private than your hoe stories.
	Dead.
	So tell us about your host stories.
	Yeah, I put that in the last one that you sent me and then I rethought that and I was like, do I want to share that?
	Yeah, it might be personal too, but I think you do want to share it.
	Oh, no.
	I don't know.
	Can we come back to that question?
	Isn't there another one after that?
	Hang on, hang on.
	We can come back to it.
	You ready?
	All right, we're coming back to that question.
	I knew you were going to do that.
	We're back.
	We're back.
	We're so back.
	Boys, we are so back.
	Tell us the host stories.
	Let's hear it.
	I mean, it was more so like when I was younger, like in my college days.
	Sure, that's fine.
	But those were like more crazy.
	How many years ago were your college days?
	Like 10.
	10 years?
	10 or 11 or something?
	You know, this is actually one of the rare times where I didn't like graduate college, though.
	I got straight A's, but I wanted to drop out because I wanted to go back to the cross-cutting.
	Well, as a compliment to you, I judged you as being much younger than obviously you are if college was 10 years ago for you.
	Right?
	Because 18.
	Yeah, so let's hear the host stories.
	Like, anyways.
	Oh, my God.
	Do I get into it?
	Well, there was like one dude that I was seeing and like it pissed me off.
	I thought he was seeing other people like sexually and stuff.
	So, I mean, I fucked his dad.
	And then he fucked me again right after.
	Wait.
	Yeah.
	Wait, did he know about it?
	Yes, he did.
	I told you.
	Excuse me.
	Wait, you effed the dad.
	Yeah.
	And then you effed the guy.
	No, the guy first.
	The son first.
	The son.
	Then dad.
	Then dad.
	Then back to the dad.
	The sun was acting up.
	You flip-flop.
	And then the sun again.
	Flippity-flop.
	But the son was like wanting me to fuck him after.
	It was weird.
	I was like, so he was into it.
	What?
	He's like, Phoenix.
	Yeah, I know, right?
	Watch.
	He was literally into it.
	What the?
	I was like, whatever.
	It's so nasty.
	I'm a...
	I'm so nasty.
	I mean, that's crazy.
	Who's better?
	The sun.
	Wait, how old is that?
	I was like, there's no way this is your dad.
	Did they hide five?
	No.
	Did they hide five?
	No.
	Missed opportunity.
	How old were you when that happened?
	That was this year.
	Oh, I thought you said these were college days.
	I know I'm saying they're crazier stories from in college, but I don't want to do it.
	What's crazier than you fucked this guy's dad and then fucked him right after?
	Give me the crazier story.
	What's crazier than that?
	I don't know.
	I have to think back to it.
	I feel like so long if you have a real list of crazy stories in your head and you open with Well, I have some really crazy one in colleges, but let me give you the tame one, which is the time that I fucked the guy's dad and then fucked him right afterwards.
	I feel like the real list of the things that happened in college can't be very evasive.
	It's just that this one's more relevant because it happened recent.
	So I was like, whatever.
	And then the college ones, it's like, I know I did crazy shit.
	I just can't remember because it was 10 years ago, 11 years ago or some shit.
	I mean, I remember shit from when I was like five years old.
	I mean, I do too, but like, I think this is like a little different because I'm put on the spot.
	Oh.
	Was it like a lot of intoxication involved?
	Is that why it's like blurred?
	Spot, no, I just can't pinpoint it to like one story because there's many, and that's okay.
	We all have our when has that ever been okay with you?
	You're like, all right, it's okay.
	Uh, tell us one more, one more hoe story.
	Um, maybe if you come back to me, I can remember it, though.
	That's the thing.
	Well, I'll continue with the rest of your notes then, and you can think about it.
	Uh, you said dating while in the industry is nightmare as expected, but also, in your opinion, overrated.
	Is that what I said?
	Like, verbatim.
	I'm literally reading it verbatim.
	You don't think what?
	Oh, dating while in the industry.
	I think you skipped a while in the industry.
	You just said dating in the industry, like within it, dating while in the industry.
	Yeah, so like being a full service sex worker, which I think some people can even argue that porn is technically prostitution.
	That's a gray area again.
	Sure, but anyways, like it's a nightmare because it's like people aren't going to take you serious.
	And then the people that do, they're a little too overly open-minded.
	And then I'm like somewhat in between where it's like I do see it as a job, and then there's the op camera stuff, and then that's more personal to me.
	Okay, we have a chat here from Mr. Unremarkable.
	Thank you so much, man, for the super chat.
	Really appreciate it.
	That's absolutely vile.
	Still appreciate you staying in the conversation as gross as it is.
	Nasty B.
	Yeah.
	What kind of gun is that, by the way, Mr. Unremarkable?
	Called out.
	What kind of gun?
	Not calling out a call out.
	Oh, actually, that looks registered, so it's fine.
	It looks registered?
	I mean, the way he's holding it, and he's got the headgear on his head.
	I mean, I'm just saying.
	I'm just curious.
	Like, you can look at it and tell because it's the extension on the snock.
	It has a tube, and that's where the recoil buffer goes.
	And only the AR-15 has that feature.
	Oh.
	It's a little hard for me to, you know, it's very far away on my monitor, you know.
	Hard for me to see.
	But, all right, we have Naomi.
	By the way, how does something look registered?
	Let me know.
	Just the way that people hold it, I guess it's a little bit more.
	It looks registered.
	It looks registered.
	Looks like people with unregistered.
	He looks like a lot of people.
	That's true.
	He looks like a gun.
	It just changes its feature when he registers it.
	Just the way, like, you know, people tote guns differently when they're unregistered.
	He's like, he's not, like, holding it like all thug, like off to the side and shit.
	He looks like he's responsible and it's a registered firearm.
	That's what it looks like.
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	And his trigger discipline is fantastic.
	Wait, I don't know about all that.
	Okay.
	We only saw the butt of the gun, right?
	That is true, but I'm just assuming.
	Okay.
	You said your current mindset is on money right now because dating canon will set you back in many ways when you're focusing on personal goals while in the industry.
	It's difficult to find people open-minded and supportive enough to be a good companion.
	You've had issues with dating before the industry as well, but now it's harder for sure.
	Your dating life is somewhat personal, clearly.
	Dating, you say dating is overrated.
	Question, though, do you want to have kids one day?
	I mean, ideally, yes.
	Okay.
	But I think if it doesn't happen, I'm not going to be totally devastated.
	Okay.
	Do you want to get married?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Well, I mean, you kind of have to date to do that.
	I don't know.
	You said basically your thoughts on dating, basically your thoughts on dating is that everyone has a roster.
	You think society puts too much emphasis on the need for another person that perpetuates low self-worth.
	As for me, I'm mature enough to realize that I'm capable of being alone without the need of a significant other.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	If you care to elaborate, that's fine, but otherwise I'll just move it on.
	Let's see.
	Okay, that's Naomi.
	We need to wait to get back to Kaylee.
	We did Megan's notes.
	Nessa.
	Short for Vanessa.
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay.
	You said you've only dated one other man besides your current boyfriend.
	He was nice.
	We just disagreed on points of faith and lifestyle.
	Nothing to really interrogate there.
	You'd like to talk about the importance of traditional gender roles and the downplay of the value of intimacy in society nowadays.
	I believe you should date for marriage.
	I believe respecting your husband and loving your wife are some of the most important things a couple can do for their marriage.
	I'm from a broken home and have seen this play out in my parents' marriage.
	No disagreements there.
	Is there anything you want to elaborate on?
	No, I feel like it's pretty straightforward.
	Okay, and you said you disagree with the intensity and black and whiteness of some of the hosts' takes.
	I assume you're talking about me and Andrew.
	I believe there's more of a gray area in a lot of the topics.
	So why don't you go into that?
	I guess what are the disagreements?
	What do you feel?
	Where do you feel there's more gray area?
	No, that's why I put gray area because I couldn't think of like anything that I specifically agree or disagree with when I was watching and researching it.
	So, because I was always kind of like, I guess, to some points.
	And then also was like, no.
	I don't know.
	Well, so you said you disagree with the intensity and black and whiteness of some of the hosts' takes.
	So just going based off what you wrote in your own notes here, what are the takes in which you disagree with when it comes to the intensity and black and whiteness that either from Andrew or from me?
	No, like it was already brought up earlier about your dating preferences about wanting a girl with like a low body count, but that would also sleep with you really quickly.
	That you were like, no, I wouldn't sleep with someone with a high body count and that being like a standard.
	I thought it was kind of weird.
	Wait, sorry, what was weird?
	That you like wouldn't want to sleep with someone with a high body count, but you also don't want to get married.
	So it's like, why?
	I mean, if it's like an S C D thing and they're clean, like why would you not want to?
	Well, I'm a little confused as to the tying it into the marriage thing because what would me wanting to get married or not wanting to get married have to do with finding it more optimal to date somebody who hasn't slept with a bunch of men?
	I'm just saying like why that like decreases their value is what you would think, which also like feel that way too.
	So it's like.
	But if you're not dating for a marriage, like what are you dating for?
	Well, do you think you can't have like a lifelong girlfriend and have kids?
	No.
	I think that's ridiculous.
	Yeah, why is it ridiculous?
	Because why would you stay with someone but not also just go ahead and marry them then if you plan on staying with them forever?
	Like what's the problem?
	Well, I mean, this is the solipsism.
	So you're saying, why would a woman do that?
	But I'm the man here.
	So you need to make a convincing argument why I should get married to a woman.
	I get for you, maybe you don't like the deal, but I think it's a better deal for me to not get married.
	So convince me that I should get married.
	I feel like it's not something that I can really convince you of, though.
	Well, I mean, you've come on a dating podcast to have this conversation.
	So let's have the conversation.
	Then you have to.
	You're not going to change my mind.
	I mean, but I'm happy to have the debate.
	Because you want to date other people, like, in your lifetime, you don't want to, like, just only be with one person.
	Wait, that's why you don't want to get married because you want to be the other people.
	Do I need to get married to stay with somebody for the rest of my life?
	No.
	Okay.
	Are you worried about the liability or repercussions?
	The liability of what?
	Like, I should say repercussions of marriage.
	I am concerned about the liabilities.
	So you wouldn't love somebody enough to make that commitment?
	Well, I can just reverse this onto you.
	Why can't she love me enough to not get married?
	I guess.
	So your argument falls apart.
	I guess so.
	I guess that just because your values don't match mine.
	So like, I wouldn't agree with that if I were the girl.
	That's totally fine.
	She shouldn't date me then.
	Well, yeah, that's my point.
	Right.
	But you're going to have to make a more compelling argument besides, well, if you love her enough, you would do it.
	Well, the point of marriage is to make that commitment to become one with that person.
	Is that the point of marriage?
	It's to be with that person for the rest of your life.
	Dating is kind of like a precept to marriage.
	Well, the issue with that is, is that the divorce rate is astoundingly high.
	So it doesn't seem or it doesn't occur to me that marriage precludes people from breaking up.
	I would say the divorce marriage is influenced by the ideals idolized today because people think love is a feeling, not an action.
	Being in love is a feeling that's fleeting, but loving someone is a commitment where you reach a point because a lot of marriages reach that point where it's like a lull and you decide, okay, no, we're going to make this work or we're going to work together to continue with each other.
	But most people choose dating because when it gets to that point, they're afraid to make that strong commitment to get past it.
	So dating is the easy way out.
	And it's like, oh, I'd rather not, and then just go find somebody else.
	But marriage puts you under the responsibility of standing to that commitment.
	Does it?
	It should.
	But what does it have to do really with, are you saying for both partners?
	Yes, for both partners.
	Well, wouldn't this criticism be better aimed at women given that they're more likely to divorce men than the reverse?
	I think I agree with that.
	I think women are too emotionally led and emotionally charged to where it comes down to if a man has a strong opinion or if it's rooted in truth, they can't handle it because it hurts their feelings.
	But I think what we need to teach women is your feelings don't matter when it comes to the truth.
	There's a hard truth and then there's a harsh truth.
	It's up to the man to be a good leader and a good man to be able to give the hard truth without just blatantly being harsh.
	So I feel like when you guys bring it up, I agree.
	Women leave a lot of relationships for invalid reasons, but there's the small case of you have a man who couldn't lead the woman and she was displeased with the lack of leadership, which I guess.
	Would that even, I mean, would that even be pretext for a divorce?
	I have some things that I want to add to going off here.
	Wait, let me really quickly ask Andrew.
	Andrew, let me ask you a question.
	A woman, a Christian woman, marries a Christian man, and he is, at least in her assessment, failing in his capacity to lead in the relationship, but he's otherwise a good person, a good man, there's no abuse.
	Is that enough pretext for a divorce?
	No, Paul addresses this specifically.
	So the Apostle Paul says that even if the man falls away from Christ, the woman should stay married to him if she's a follower of Christ because the likelihood is higher that he will be brought back to Christ by her not abandoning the marriage.
	No, I understand.
	From a faithful perspective, that's different.
	I'm talking more of a secular perspective.
	Oh, you're okay, secular.
	We can keep it straight.
	Right, because as a woman, for me personally, I pray for a husband because I who better to choose my husband than the creator of all things.
	And me personally, I like to wait and work on myself so that when I come across a man of such value, I'm valuable enough for him to pursue me in such a way.
	Because I would prefer to have a traditional type of love, but in today's age, it's extremely rare.
	Well, so I would like to bring it back to the whole marriage thing really quick, though.
	There's a chat coming in.
	I'll come through, then we'll get right back to it.
	Okay, so hypothetically, if there was a prenup that said you get zero dollars upon divorce, would that still be an acceptable commitment of marriage in the ways they're describing?
	To you two?
	I feel like it's a cop-out if you sign a prenup.
	It's like you're already planning for failure.
	Oh, I see.
	Well, that's awful convenient to say, but I wonder this, right?
	And of course, I already know what your answer will be because it's a cop-out answer.
	But let us assume, let us assume for a moment that the divorce courts were rigged in the favor of men instead of women, right?
	And that women were getting screwed over as much as men have gotten screwed over in the last 50 years inside divorce courts.
	Would you say then that a woman should protect herself by getting a prenuptial agreement?
	Because if she didn't have said agreement, then if they did divorce, the man had all the earning capacity and she doesn't, and she needs to protect herself.
	And let me add on to this.
	In this hypothetical scenario, men are initiating 80% of the divorces.
	Okay.
	I understand the reason for signing a prenup.
	Like, I understand.
	Yeah, but can you answer my question?
	Right.
	My question is: if the roles were reversed in this scenario, would you advise your friend who's a woman to have a prenuptial agreement so that if a divorce happened and he had all the earning capacity, that she could protect herself?
	I would tell her, don't get married if you can't make that risk.
	If you're not willing to marry her, that's the exact advice that I would give to a man in reverse.
	If a woman is unwilling to sign a prenuptial agreement, then don't get married.
	No, I mean, don't get married if you're debating a prenup because you're assuming that.
	You're saying the same thing I'm saying.
	If you're debating a prenup, then don't get married.
	Right, okay.
	Same thing I'm saying.
	So I would say, so I would say that if the woman is willing to sign a prenuptial agreement, yeah, sure, get married to her because then she is offering stake in equal to your own.
	And if she won't sign a prenuptial agreement, why get married to her?
	I see what you're saying.
	Like, if she's not going to leave you anyways, it wouldn't matter.
	That's right.
	That makes sense.
	I guess how the reason why I wouldn't, it's because it's like you're.
	He's making a statement of I trust you.
	So to me, it goes a little bit past the like.
	How do I say that?
	They're like cut and dry.
	It's just a let us let us imagine for a moment.
	Let us assume that there was a bowl of M ⁇ Ms, okay, and they were all brown M ⁇ Ms. 50 to 60 to 70% of them were actually poisonous cyanide, and 30% of them were not poisonous cyanide, right?
	However, the person tells you, listen, I have checked these M ⁇ Ms, okay?
	I have checked them.
	And here, I'm going to hand you one of them for you to eat, and I need you to trust me.
	Or option two is you can take the M ⁇ M and get it laboratory tested, right?
	Would you say that it's a betrayal of the trust to go and have it lab tested before you eat the M ⁇ M?
	I would say it's smart, especially in today's dating.
	I would say it's smart, yeah, to go and get the M ⁇ M tested, right?
	However, I believe that if there is no trust in a relationship, then the relationship is not good.
	I want you to know that this was cleverly done, how you tried to skirt the question.
	You didn't actually answer it, though.
	And so to ask you again, would you say it's a breach of trust to have the cyanide M ⁇ M, the possible cyanide M ⁇ M, tested, even though the person you love said that they already tested it.
	Are you actually breaking the trust by having that tested before you eat the M ⁇ M?
	I would say yeah, because you're going against relationships.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	So you would take the chance that you would take a cyanide-laced M ⁇ M rather than the potential that you might make the other person feel like you've broken their trust.
	I feel like all relationship is risk regardless.
	Well, okay.
	If all relationship is risk regardless, you would agree with me that you're still taking a risk if you sign a prenuptial agreement.
	There's still a risk there.
	But I also think that a lot of relationships are designed around the mitigation of risk.
	Here's one such example.
	Do you plan on doing long-term family planning when it comes to your children?
	Family planning?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Is that to mitigate risk?
	No, it's to ensure that my kids are raised properly.
	And you know that by taking out risk?
	By taking away risk.
	That's how you know that they're like if you're doing long-term family planning, right?
	Then you're saying if I have more money than less money, there's less risk.
	Less risk that my kids are going to be in danger, right?
	I thought you meant family planning in terms of education like how you're same same same thing same All of it is the same exact thing.
	It's all mitigating risk.
	So the idea here is you want your child to have the best education.
	Otherwise, you run the risk of them being less educated than they need to be to make it, right?
	But you don't necessarily need to spend a lot of money to get a good education.
	I agree, but that has nothing to do with the fact that you're not mitigating risk.
	The whole point is to mitigate risk.
	So every time I look at married couples and I look at couples in relationships, they do everything in their power to mitigate risk, except sign this fucking piece of paper, which is really weird to me.
	It seems to me like they don't want to sign the piece of paper because they don't want to mitigate his risk.
	It seems like they want to mitigate all the risk except his risk.
	I guess that makes sense for a modern woman nowadays, like how women think.
	The reason I don't get it is because in my mind, that's not.
	That just it wouldn't make sense to me because it's like why would we Christian women don't divorce their husbands?
	Well yeah, well it's also like I'm not contemplating that if I'm deciding to marry you so it's like why would that even be a discussion?
	Wait, wait, but hold on okay well then let me then let me counter with this last thing then before I turn the floor over to Brian.
	Do you agree with me that there's a difference between religious marriage and state marriage?
	Meaning you don't need the state to be married in a religious sense.
	Yeah.
	Because you're so if a man wanted to be in a religious marriage with you and not a state marriage, would you have any objection to that?
	I guess that would depend on like, the content of it, because it's like, how are you going to financially function with a partner if it's not legally?
	What do you mean?
	The same way that everybody and their brother, who's not married and cohabitates financially, does this with their partner, right?
	This second, which is the overwhelming, I've also never been married, so I don't know the full extent of how that goes.
	You can have a joint bank account with somebody who's a joint.
	You can have all the same things.
	You have all the same things.
	There's just no state involved.
	I guess.
	No, you wouldn't have any objection to that, right?
	No, because it's wholly matrimonial great, well then, if that's the case, what if he says to you, all I want you to do is sign this contract that says that the state can never get involved in our marriage?
	Is I thought a prenup is just that?
	No no, no the answer.
	Answer to my question.
	My question is, what if he asked you to just sign a contract that said the state can never be allowed in our marriage?
	We're married through the church instead.
	Would that be acceptable?
	Yeah okay well, that's a prenup.
	I thought a prenup was more of like just strictly financial.
	No, the prenup is saying we're not ever going to involve the state because we have now pre done away with all the conditionals that if this relationship does not work out, the state cannot come in and say a, b and c and d.
	This has already been litigated before.
	There was ever a need to litigate it, right?
	So if it is true that you're fine with a religious marriage absent the state and fine with signing a contract saying the state can never come in and litigate, then that means that you're fine with signing a prenup.
	Okay yeah, I guess my idea of a prenup was wrong, but yeah, that makes sense.
	Like, why wouldn't you?
	Because to me it's like like I, like Brian said, well, you just answered your own question.
	What do you mean?
	Why wouldn't you?
	You're, you're absolutely fine going into a religious marriage and exiting the state from it and signing a contract that the state can't get involved.
	Then you're fine with a prenup.
	Well yeah, because I mean, if you're going into the marriage worried about money, then it's like, why are you getting married, right?
	Oh no, but she's still objecting to the prenup.
	No objection yeah, but you are still objecting to the prenup.
	No, it makes sense to sign a prenup if you.
	But you just said, well, why are you getting married then?
	No, why would you be getting married with your?
	And your sole focus is about money.
	Yeah, so you object to the prenup?
	No, i'm saying so prenup, fine.
	But also, if you're objecting to a prenup, it's because you're worried about financial states.
	The woman Is objecting to it.
	Right.
	So she's so worried about money going into this marriage, and it's like, well, you guys work together in the marriage.
	And am I making it?
	Yeah, you're making sense.
	You had something.
	Yeah, I just remember reading this stat, and I don't know how accurate it is, but it's like 50% of marriages ending in divorce isn't accurate for like first-time marriages.
	The number is kind of skewed for people who've been married like two or three times, and those marriages usually end.
	And so it kind of skews the data there.
	Sure.
	Is that a further?
	Yeah, I mean, just kind of like, I think there's maybe more reason to get married if you're getting, if you're getting married to the right person and it's your first time, then there's a less sure there's less if it's the first time getting married, there is a less of a risk, I suppose.
	But also, like, if you have kids, I mean, it's, I think it's better to be married.
	Why?
	I read in my like kids, it was like child development or something like that.
	And I don't know.
	No, no, no.
	Oh, not even the science.
	Okay, go ahead.
	It's, well, I don't know.
	But I just read it in my child development class, and it was just basically that people who come from a married household, like, have a, I don't know, they are more successful.
	They can be.
	It's not a guarantee.
	Not a guarantee, but it's more likely that you will have a successful child if you are married.
	Is it more likely you'll have a successful child, or is it that people who are married happen to have more successful children?
	Like, I don't think it causes it necessarily.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I don't know for sure.
	Was there something more that you had, or was that?
	I mean, it was those two.
	Yeah.
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	Okay, wait.
	So, Nessa, going back to you, the marriage thing kind of started with you here.
	You said it was weird.
	Your friend kind of took over the conversation.
	Can you articulate why it's weird to not want to get married?
	Well, for me, it's weird because I'm religious.
	So coming from it from a secular point of view, obviously I'm going to think it's weird.
	Because for like Christians, getting married is like a really big deal.
	Like more of a big deal than it is secularly, I think.
	Because it's a commitment you make to God as well.
	It's a plus.
	Let me ask you though.
	The state.
	Is the state religious?
	The state, like California?
	No, the state, the government.
	Government?
	No.
	No.
	Okay.
	So when you get divorced from your husband, does your religion oversee it or does the state oversee your divorce?
	If you're married legally through the state, then the state will be.
	Which most people are.
	Even if they're religious.
	Yeah.
	So even if you're the most well-to-do Christian, both the partners are very pious and devout and they adhere to the faith.
	In the event of a divorce, that kind of all goes out the window, even for religious people, because you will.
	Your religion does not oversee your marriage.
	The state oversees your marriage.
	And also the problem with this, like the whether you're traditional, conservative, religious, so the state presides over your marriage, not your biblical values.
	So when the woman is unhappy, she's going to go to the state, not God.
	Well, she should go to God.
	Well, she can go to God first, but when she inevitably perhaps seeks out the divorce, she's going to go to the state and she's going to go to attorney.
	Yeah, we're just looking at enforcement.
	So the idea here is like, you could morally be correct that everybody should go to the church for their marriage.
	I don't disagree with that.
	But who ultimately has the force in this scenario?
	It's not the church.
	You ever seen a church enforce any type of divorce ever?
	No, because they can't.
	So what you're left with is who's the enforcement arm.
	In this case, it's the state.
	So Brian says, I don't want the state involved in my marriage, right?
	And I can't think of a single good fucking reason why he should.
	Not a single one.
	And I have asked every woman who's ever come on whatever this question.
	Why in the world would a secularist ever get married?
	It is the dumbest decision in modernity I could ever think of.
	It's almost 100% for a lot of the, well, okay, it's not almost 100%, but the likelihood that this is going to end badly is extraordinarily high.
	If you were to ask somebody, you know, would you get in a car automobile that 50% of them crash, they're not getting in the car.
	And it's like, why, if you're not a religious individual, if you don't believe in Christianity or Islam or something like this, why the fuck would you get married as a secularist man?
	It's beyond me.
	And so I'll ask this panel the same question I've asked everyone who's come on whatever.
	Can any of you think of a good reason why a secularist man would ever want to get married in modernity?
	A single good reason.
	If she can make cookies like Rachel Wilson.
	Yeah, you can have the cookies without the marriage, right?
	I feel like that's the problem with modernity, though.
	That's the reason we have so many broken people, because they come from broken homes, or lack of commitment, lack of responsibility, lack of...
	How do you have a broken home if you don't get married?
	A lot of people have relationship or have kids outside of wedlock, and then when they decide they're done dating, you're thinking about this from the Christian perspective.
	Think of it from the secularist perspective.
	Well, that's what I said.
	The secularist doesn't give a shit about abortion.
	The secularist doesn't give a shit about any of these things.
	From a secularist standpoint, if they impregnate a woman and it's a secularist woman they impregnate, she just goes and gets an abortion.
	They don't have to deal with any of the fallout from any of this, right?
	Why in the world would they ever get married?
	Why?
	They could just get the same.
	In fact, couldn't a secularist just make the declaration, we are now married?
	And they would be.
	Like, what's the governing authority here?
	You had something that's so good.
	Well, yeah.
	I was going to say, like, yeah, that makes sense because marriage is, in a sense, religious because God created marriage.
	So, like, if you're someone that doesn't believe in God or follow him, why would you follow someone?
	But I think there's actually enough, even for religious men, Christian men, simply by virtue of the state's involvement.
	I think that's enough justification to be hesitant even as a religious man when it comes to marriage.
	Well, it is.
	I mean, it is.
	And that's why you see the secularists rage against me for saying that there should be an ecclesiastical authority over marriage instead of a state authority.
	They get so enraged they can't see straight because, oh, so you're going to allow the church to interfere in people's personal lives?
	Like, as opposed to the state, what makes the state better qualified to do this?
	Well, I guess because the church isn't God, God is the ultimate authority.
	So that I guess that's yeah, when was the last time you saw God come down and stop the state from coming in and enforcing a divorce?
	I guess, I mean, obviously not, but God has his way.
	Obviously not.
	God has his ways of doing things, do other forms.
	And listen, I agree that the Lord works in mysterious ways, but the state is not a mystery.
	And divorce is not a mystery.
	And the fact that most of these marriages end in divorce, that's no big mystery either.
	And the truth is that most people are setting themselves up for failure and modernity, getting married, absent some type of religious conviction from the woman they're getting married to, and an authority from a church community which assists in marital problems.
	They're almost always setting themselves up for failure.
	The state can't offer any of those things and doesn't.
	So from a secularist perspective, what the fuck is the point of them getting married at all?
	Like, what is the actual point?
	What's the point of dating if dating is based off of the structure of marriage?
	What?
	Well, I don't think they believe it is.
	Dating is marriage without the actual full commitment.
	You do all the things married people do.
	Why couldn't you have the same commitment?
	Say that again?
	Why couldn't a secularist have the same commitment?
	Why couldn't a secularist woman and a secularist man just declare that they're married and they would be?
	Well, why don't they?
	They do.
	They do.
	Mini, many secularists are like, nope, not doing the marriage thing, but I'll commit to you for the rest of my life.
	I guess I've never.
	Wait, what's the point of dating?
	I mean, recreational sex, procreational sex.
	I'm saying, why call it dating if you're getting the entire structure of dating from the structure of marriage, just without calling it that?
	Well, okay, so I don't think that they consider.
	When you say the structure of marriage a Christian marriage, are you saying that when Christians date, it's within the confines of the structure of marriage?
	I call it courting because dating or courting would be leading to marriage without the physical interaction.
	Why couldn't a secularist do the exact same thing?
	Do they do that?
	Yeah.
	There's plenty of secularists who won't win until marriage.
	Yeah, there's plenty of secularists who won't have sex until marriage.
	For all sorts of different personal reasons, yeah.
	When is the turnover for them if they don't call it marriage?
	They just say they do call it marriage.
	But you just say they just don't call it marriage through the state.
	They say we're married.
	We're just not married through the state.
	Wait, so okay, going back really quick, then I'll move things on.
	Why is it weird again?
	What?
	Why is it weird?
	To not get married?
	Yeah.
	I mean, if that's what you want, I mean, I guess it's not weird.
	If you really don't want to get married, you don't have to.
	Sure.
	And, like, but I was thinking you were saying, like, what's a secular reason to get married?
	It's just because mostly if you want to have kids, I would think if you don't plan on ever having kids, and like when you're secular, I'm sure there's no point to get married.
	But let's say I want to have seven sons.
	Explain to me how marriage is going to facilitate that.
	It's just like when you're married, your household is more likely to be stable than if you weren't.
	And kids need to be a state household.
	Okay.
	So I'm dating a woman.
	We love each other, etc.
	What changes before marriage?
	Like, what's the difference?
	What actually changes?
	Like.
	Like, how does it become more stable?
	Because you committed to each other.
	What do you mean?
	She can go to the legally.
	She can go to the step into an attorney's office the day after.
	So what changed is that there's now force.
	Well, because if you're secular and you're not getting married religiously or legally, like how are you married?
	Okay, we're not talking about that.
	Well, hang on.
	What is the difference between the two?
	He's asking this question.
	What makes it different?
	Yeah.
	Here's the question he's asking.
	He's saying they love each other, they adore each other, they want to be with each other forever, never, never, never again.
	What changes the day after they sign a marriage contract that suddenly makes them more stable?
	Well, it's a label.
	And you can have the same label absent the contract.
	Women like labels.
	That's what they want.
	That's why they want to be a girlfriend, and that's why they want to be a marriage.
	even grant to you that women want to get married because they feel more secure but you're talking i'm you need to make a compelling argument for why men should get married and how you feel is not a compelling enough reason Did you want a secular point of view of that?
	Yes.
	Well, if they know their woman wants to feel stable and that marrying her will make her feel that way, then why wouldn't you?
	I can just reverse this and say I would feel more stable if we didn't get married.
	Yeah, but they would just nullify it.
	Because if you guys don't agree.
	Yeah, but if you don't agree, why would you even be together in the first place?
	Well, you're asking why it's well, she's going to have to defer to me.
	Otherwise, I mean, if she keeps pushing it, that's the end of the relationship.
	I just think most high-value women would want to get married, and that's why you would do it if you want to attract a high-value woman.
	I mean, but if you're saying women who are not inclined to get married are low-value?
	No, I'm not saying that as a blanket statement, but I am saying, based off trends and analysis, it seems like higher-value women would want to get married.
	Why do these high-value women do they marry high-value men, I'm assuming?
	They seem to overwhelmingly end their commitments and relationships by getting divorced.
	Not all people who get married are high-value, though.
	Sure, absolutely.
	But it's, and also, what is a high-value woman?
	Oh, I'm going to get myself in trouble here.
	Okay, go ahead.
	I don't know.
	Like, has, like, shares, like, the same morals as you.
	Like, is willing to, I don't know, cook for you.
	Oh, she's willing to be submissive?
	Sure.
	Like, but so she's submissive enough to follow my lead and not get married to me.
	Wouldn't that be submissive?
	I feel like that's.
	What else, though?
	What else?
	What else makes a high-value woman?
	I guess just if they're willing to put 100% into the relationship.
	Yeah.
	So.
	Okay.
	So she's submissive, right?
	I mean, that could be part of it.
	I know that's something for you.
	And I've made the determination in all my wisdom and intellect and so forth that getting a marriage under the state is the wrong move.
	Okay.
	And so she has to defer to my decision as the leader.
	And if she's going to be submissive, wouldn't that be submissive of her to defer to my position on this?
	Yeah, but.
	Okay, based.
	Based submissive girlfriend for life.
	Crickets.
	I mean, I'm kind of.
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	Now, Brian, I do have an argument on behalf of secure marriage that I've never given to you.
	Let's hear it.
	But it's going to blow you out.
	So I just want to make sure.
	All right, you ready?
	Go ahead.
	Yeah.
	From the Christian angle, secularists should get married because they're going to get the shit kicked out of them so badly going through this marriage that their likelihood of coming to Christ will be greater.
	That's a new one.
	Sure, I guess.
	I don't know if that's why they ought to get married.
	And divorce.
	Because they're going to get the shit kicked out of them so badly that their chances of coming to Christ are going to be much greater.
	I might be my way back.
	You never know.
	It's an interesting.
	Couldn't she be submissive?
	I'll just accept the argument.
	I don't really have a rebuttal or anything.
	It's an interesting one.
	What's up?
	I was just going to say, couldn't she be submissive in every category except for be like, okay, but Brian, if I'm going to be submissive, you have to marry me.
	That's her one caveat.
	It's not submissive to demand names, though.
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	Brian, if you don't want to pay on the first date for a non-traditional woman, why then should a traditional woman go against her values for a non-traditional man that wants sex before marriage?
	If I don't want to pay on the first date for a non-traditional woman, why then should a traditional woman go against?
	I mean, if you're a traditional woman who wants marriage, I'm not the guy for you.
	Look, I think there's like this sort of idea here that it has to be all or nothing when it comes to being traditional.
	I think it's more on a spectrum, really, and people will fall somewhere on the spectrum of being traditional or non-traditional.
	I don't claim to be 100% all the way towards traditional, certainly not.
	Obviously, Andrew calls me a degenerate.
	I have sex before marriage.
	Heaven forbid.
	Let's see what else.
	Look, you're a good friend.
	I don't want to get married.
	Okay, but that shit's fucking degenerate, bro.
	It's degenerate.
	Yeah, you say I'm a coomer, bro.
	You say I'm a coomer because I have, oh my, I have long-term monogamous relationships and I have sex with them.
	Where do you find your definition for traditional from?
	Well, I don't really, I don't know if I even.
	Well, because you say it falls on a spectrum, so where do you get your traditional from?
	Where do I get traditional from?
	What do you use?
	Well, I mean, like somebody who falls in line into, you know, the sort of traditional expectations that align with people's respective sex.
	So for males, you're going to be more, you know, more masculine.
	You're going to be a provider, protector.
	Well, how did you learn that?
	How did you learn which, what were the respective traditional roles?
	How did I just because that's what you like?
	Okay, but that's where our, I guess, our belief comes in.
	It's God gave us those respective roles.
	It's a hierarchy created by God.
	Well, just assume you're talking to somebody who's secular.
	I can just reject your position outright.
	Well, you still can't answer.
	You say society.
	Okay, where'd society get it from?
	Well, I mean, we can even look to societies that are, perhaps were more atheist in their conduct, or even societies that predate, well, I mean, there's all kinds of, you know, the Greeks and the Romans, they had their religions and whatnot.
	But, I mean, there's a component of, I think, tradition that would supersede religion.
	Usually those that fall outside of what we call tradition have immoral practice.
	Well, hold on.
	But like, so.
	While I would say that people who are religious tend to lean more traditional, I'm failing to, I guess, follow the argument here.
	You said traditional is a...
	So traditional comes from religion.
	Yes.
	Because any society outside of a biblical traditional standard has immoral practice and they usually have a lot of crazy ways of it.
	Sure, it could be.
	But I mean, like, would you agree that there are atheist men who are more traditional than Christian men?
	Well, my whole point is, where did you get your definition of traditional?
	Merriam-Webster.
	Right.
	But the root of it.
	But how about you answer my question first before you ask me a question?
	So are there some atheist men who are more traditional than Christian men?
	I've come across several.
	I honestly don't think so.
	It might be very rare, but is it possible?
	I'm not saying it's impossible, but there's always an exception.
	Right.
	Okay.
	Well, I'm just wondering, because you said you lean more traditional, but then you said it's on a spectrum.
	So I said, okay, if you're secular and your traditional aligns with the views of biblical traditional roles, then your secular argument.
	Wait, could you not be an atheist and like also look at the traditional gender dynamics and even as an atheist come to the conclusion that this is a better way of maneuvering through a relationship and through the world than like other kinds of relationship, gender relationship dynamics?
	Well, the establishment of those roles came from.
	Perhaps the genesis of it stems from religion, although you could even make an argument that there's a biological and evolutionary basis that has nothing to do with religion.
	Well, evolution.
	That's probably not.
	Let me ask you a question.
	Prior to any religion ever existing, do you think that the men and women, the way they conducted themselves, was traditional?
	Say that one more time.
	Sorry.
	Prior to the coming about of any religion, whether it predates Christianity even, do you think that people were traditional?
	I think we were the fucking, I don't know, and they're cavemen or some shit.
	I think we had our natural roles based on our creation and our abilities, our abilities.
	they were given to us it's like let's assume there was a an island where uh you put a group of people and you know maybe they were very young and they were not uh told about any sort of religion right Wouldn't it stand to reason that the sort of traditional dynamics in which you find desirable or that comport themselves to Christian theology or Christian faith,
	or that are more similar to that, or that what's how's the best way to frame this?
	Would it be Would it be unlikely that a traditional dynamic between these people on this island could it not manifest itself absent religion?
	I mean my answer is probably gonna annoy you, but the reason that would occur is because of the way we were created.
	So our abilities would naturally establish a hierarchy based on our creation.
	Wait, can I ask you a question?
	Let's say there was like a Let's say there was a civilization Are you familiar with the Sentinelese?
	I've heard of it, not familiar.
	They're this, I think, the most uncontacted tribe.
	It's a territory of India.
	I don't know the exact precise location, but it's called the North Sentinelese Island.
	They're uncontacted.
	They're not familiar with Christianity at all, as far as I know.
	I mean, would they probably have some degree of traditional gender dynamics in their uncontacted society?
	Okay.
	Okay, so what does Christianity have to do with them and their traditional, the way they perhaps more traditionally conduct themselves?
	Well, with or without someone believing in it, it doesn't negate the fact that we have our respective roles based on who created us and how we were created.
	That's why men are typically a more dominant role because they were created in God's image.
	So that's why they're stronger, smarter leaders.
	And that's why you have women go down the next chain.
	They were created in the likeness of man, but they're lesser.
	So that's why we're weaker, but we have other strengths meant to nurture.
	Then you go down the chain, you have children.
	So basically.
	Women are not even from the Christian paradigm.
	Women are not lesser.
	Well, lesser in the sense of when I say lesser, I mean the argument that people make.
	They're physically weaker.
	So Jillo donated $69.
	What's another name for coming inside a woman?
	Loading the dishwasher.
	Nice.
	That was a good idea.
	Well, by that argument, then you would be saying that children are lesser.
	So perhaps that's just not the verbiage that you wanted to use, right?
	Or perhaps just not the word you wanted to use.
	Ontologically, women and children are every bit as valuable as men are.
	Right?
	They have the same value as men.
	There's a hierarchy of order.
	I think that's what you're alluding to, right?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	I mean, shit, I get called a misogynist all the time.
	I don't think women have a lesser value than men.
	I just think that there's a hierarchy.
	Christ is Lord donated $69.
	Andrew, regarding the paradox.
	If a woman has been redeemed, what argument justifies her to continue engaging in depraved and sinful acts against God because her man says it's not fair?
	Nothing, but that actually moves into the paradox.
	So the great paradox is from the perspective of the secularists, think about it.
	Think about it from both angles.
	You're only thinking about it from your angle.
	From your angle, you say, but she's reformed.
	She's come to Christ and she doesn't want to do that type of behavior anymore.
	That's totally valid.
	Brian would agree that that's completely valid.
	But he also would say, it's really funny, though, that you came to Christ before you were dating me, and all these other men were able to get between those legs within the first three dates, and I have to wait four or six months.
	It seems like it's awful convenient.
	So, while it's true that inside of a vacuum, we can say, yes, that's what we want women to do, and I agree with that 100%, you're not going to be able to displace the argument from Brian that isn't that awful convenient that you do it just before you start dating me, right?
	So, I guess, I suppose in every woman who reforms, there has to be the first one.
	Brian just says, I don't want to be that one, right?
	And isn't it super hard to blame him?
	That's where the paradox comes in.
	It's like, who's going to blame him?
	Well, I have a question.
	So, I agree with Brian's point, but say when she was living that life, she was of lower value, meaning she brought less to the table.
	And then she went through a period of growth and maturity.
	She held off from it because obviously she can't wipe away her past.
	And then decides, you know, she's going to approach relationships differently while also trying to bring more to the table.
	What would you say?
	This is an argument which is now being had in almost every major metropolitan Protestant church, Orthodox, and Catholic church across the country, just in very hushed whispers.
	There is a slew now of women because so many have been some form of sex worker at this point.
	The number is staggering who later regret this decision and move over into Christianity.
	But the Christian men's perspective on this is that I still do not want to date her because she was a sex worker, right?
	And so the women complain, but wait, I was forgiven for my sins, which is true.
	You were forgiven.
	Christ forgives, and forevermore, may you find all of the joy in life that you deserve.
	But that does not entitle you to a husband who does not prefer to have a sex worker, nor a woman with a high body count.
	And so what happens is women go to the church for a shield, but for the wrong shield.
	They're supposed to go to the church for a shield of faith so that they can enter into the kingdom of heaven and repent humbly of their sin.
	They're not supposed to go to church to get a shield from criticism for being whores.
	That is not what that is there for.
	And so this debate rages where the feminists have infiltrated the church and stated, no, these women deserve the kind of husband because they have reformed that they want.
	But that is simply not the case.
	Jesus, you get the salvation for the sin that you've done when you humbly go to the church and request forgiveness does not entitle you to a husband who is going to look past the demons of your past.
	He doesn't have to deal with that.
	If I want to add to what Andrew's saying, so like former OnlyFans girls, sex workers, high body count, promiscuous women, they can be saved by Christ, but Christian men do not need to then disregard their baggage and marry them.
	And I think that these are completely compatible.
	Well, I guess I was talking about, aside from the baggage, her morally and value-wise increasing, like, like I said, bringing more to the table.
	Like, okay, everything you want in a woman.
	I feel like Andrew's answered this before, but everything you want in a woman, but she was misled in her younger years and made then it's not everything you want in a woman.
	It's a contradiction in terms.
	So you can imagine me saying that the highest priority I have as a woman, let's say in Brian's case, he says, One of the highest values I have is a woman who has a very low body count.
	And you say, okay, but what if it's the perfect woman absent this thing?
	My argument to you would be, well, then it's not the perfect woman, right?
	Because it doesn't fall within the guidelines of what he considers a perfect woman to be, which is a low body count.
	So what happens is this great circle, right?
	But wait, I'm now everything that you wanted.
	That's great, but what about the fact that you still have this criteria that I want less than any other criteria?
	And so I don't know how women offset that.
	I just want to let you know, men are completely revolted by women with high body counts.
	It's ingrained, and here's why it's ingrained.
	It's ingrained because men only recently could be assured of paternity.
	That's a recent invention where you could go get a paternity test and know that your offspring was yours.
	That was elusive to men.
	Kings would have given kingdoms to have known if the prodigy was theirs or not, if the offspring was theirs or not.
	Now we can do this, but it's so ingrained in us that we have a woman who is completely and totally monogamous to us only, so that we can assure the offspring is ours, that we find it completely revolting if they have a high body count because from our perspective, it almost assures the offspring will not be ours and we will end up being cuckolded.
	The assurance of the offspring not being yours, would that be because you can't trust her to not be promiscuous in the precepts of a relationship?
	Yeah, right.
	So the less women or the less men a woman has been with, right?
	The more assurance.
	Imagine there's no paternity tests.
	Tell me how you guarantee that the child, from a man's perspective, think of it only from a man's perspective, there's no paternity tests.
	You tell me the criteria you would use to assure that your offspring was yours.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	I can't say anything about that.
	Yeah.
	It makes perfect sense, right?
	So then wouldn't it make sense also that you were completely revolted?
	There was a revolting aspect to women who had been with a lot of men because that ingrained in a man assures them that they push away the women who could not assure the offspring is theirs.
	Yeah, I guess what my question was was like, say there's a break in the track record, like a good set of time, meaning like I'll give a time frame to make it easier to understand.
	A lot of girls in high school now specifically are being fed these terrible morals and values and really immature and don't understand the consequences of it.
	Yeah.
	Then they find what sex are most of the teachers in high school, by the way.
	Female and male.
	So who's teaching all these women to be sluts?
	I wonder.
	Well, okay, that I completely agree with.
	Trust me, we could agree on that.
	But I guess my point would be she had no guidance and was led by the world, found Christ and was saved from those ideas, but because beforehand, I guess, so this would be outside of sex work, I guess you could say.
	This would be immature promiscuity, but then decided to go the right way and showed a track record of, let's say, celibacy.
	Then would that still fall under the point that you made?
	Because you're talking about.
	Yes, it falls under the same point.
	I'll explain how very quickly.
	Right.
	It really doesn't.
	Christ will save your soul.
	Okay?
	And Christ will bring you joy.
	And there really is no pathway as far as I'm concerned in life other than Jesus Christ.
	He is the Lord and Savior of all things.
	It's not going to ever negate the fact that a man is going to be disgusted by the fact he fucked 50 dudes.
	And you can say, well, wait, but I only did that 10 years ago because I was misled.
	That sucks.
	I'm sorry that you were misled and I'm sorry that you fucked.
	Well, not you, right?
	I'm just saying the hypothetical woman we're talking about.
	I would say, I'm sorry that you fucked 50 guys because you were misled, but how does that entitle you to me?
	I guess I'm just you guys are thinking really high numbers.
	I guess in my mind, I'm not thinking that high because in my mind.
	Well, whatever it is, let's say it's 10.
	Let's say it's 5 and 5 is too many.
	Let's say it's 1 and 1 is too many.
	How are you entitled in any way, shape, or form to a man drawing the boundary that they don't want to be with a woman who's ever been with a man besides themselves just because they've been saved by Christ?
	That doesn't even make sense, right?
	That doesn't even make sense when you think about it.
	Right.
	I wasn't saying it was like an entitlement.
	I guess I was just asking your perspective on that.
	There's men who will look past all sorts of things, and God bless them.
	Okay.
	God bless those men who will look past all sorts of things.
	But here's the truth.
	The truth is, is that most aren't going to.
	Most aren't going to.
	Most men who are in churches and they want to find a woman of faith who shares their same values are running into this wall over and over again where it turns out that this woman is a multi-tier divorcee, single mom, former sex worker, this and that.
	They don't want that shit.
	They don't want it.
	And the thing is, is that they rage.
	They literally are pounding on the glass every day.
	They're like, you fucking, you guys got to stop this.
	Think about your future.
	You know what women say?
	Oh, it's fine.
	I'll be rich.
	That's fine.
	I'll be rich.
	You know how much money I make on OnlyFans?
	I'll be rich.
	Brian has done a call to action now.
	I've counted.
	I've counted, right?
	He's done it over 20 times while I've been on the program.
	20 times he's done a call to action to women.
	Will you quit your OnlyFans career after now knowing the information that you did not have before?
	And you know what they always say every single time?
	Flat out?
	No.
	So they don't care.
	So they don't care.
	And if they don't care about their own future, then why should I care about them being damned by it?
	They damn themselves.
	They just go, I don't care because who gives a shit?
	That's 10 years from now.
	And as we all know, every woman on planet Earth is going to be even hotter in 10 years.
	They're going to be even hotter in 20 years.
	Just ask them.
	They're going to be the hottest shit that's ever existed in 20 years.
	All you got to do is ask them, right?
	They all say the same shit.
	And then lo and behold.
	Panda donates $69.
	Sorry, I'll skip it.
	Go ahead, go ahead.
	Yeah, then lo and behold, what ends up happening?
	20 years hits, and they're like, fuck, I'm not hotter.
	Shit, I do have a lot of baggage.
	Damn, I really probably shouldn't have put naked pictures of me sticking a dildo up my vagina on the internet.
	Boy, that really came back to bite me in the ass.
	And men go, they just kind of shrug, right?
	They're like, but everybody fucking told you.
	And the women are like, yeah, but I did listen.
	But don't worry.
	It's okay now because I'm saved by Christ.
	Okay, yeah, that's pretty dope.
	I do have to move things on.
	Let some of these chats come in.
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	Discord popping off.
	We got 20 people in Discord on this drinking game.
	Much love, bruv.
	Also, chair one.
	I will worship your feet.
	Keep adjusting your belt.
	What the?
	Now carry on.
	There's three more coming through, by the way.
	Three more coming through.
	Schlagla.
	Thank you, man.
	I can imagine the percentage chance of this traditional low-body count woman is lower than the gold digging huge mouth girl from earlier finding a man.
	Low body count women want to get married.
	Thank you, Schluglagololo.
	Schluglalas?
	Slagolas.
	Schlaglagla.
	The legendary trash panel.
	Thank you.
	Discord popping off.
	We got 20 people in Discord on this drinking game.
	Much love, Bruff.
	Also, chair one.
	I will worship your feet.
	Keep adjusting your belt.
	No.
	Now carry on.
	Okay, okay, but here's the thing.
	There's another one coming in.
	Just if you're doing a drinking game in Discord, then after the show, I'm coming.
	Yo, Larry, thank you so much.
	I agree with Andrew.
	So then, how do we keep pop growth from going to zero?
	Import more third worlders.
	Still have to solve the social problem.
	Nope, that won't work either because their birth rates drop down to the same as all domestic U.S. citizens within a generation.
	It doesn't work.
	And birth rates in the third world are dropping as well, right?
	The only cure for this is to push Christian values against degeneracy.
	There's nothing else that can be done.
	The nihilists have no answers for this.
	We've lived under progressive rule, and look what it's done.
	It's a nightmare.
	It's literally a dystopian nightmare.
	Most of these women, and Brian, I think, can attest to this.
	You tell me if I'm way off base, but most of these women in 20 years are going to fucking regret all the shit that they tell you to your face right now.
	That is totally fine and they love and they enjoy and you can't stop them, no matter what you say.
	Am I wrong?
	I don't think you're wrong, Andrew.
	I don't think you're wrong.
	Uh yo, Bob Evans, thank you for the gifted 20 memberships.
	Really appreciate it.
	Thank you, Bob Evans, you're a legend.
	W's in the chat for Bob Bobby Boy.
	Uh, let's see.
	Let's get back to Nessa here.
	Um well, we've already kind of talked about the marriage stuff.
	You said you'd like to talk about the importance of traditional gender roles and the downplay of the value of intimacy in society nowadays.
	You believe uh, people should date for marriage.
	You believe respecting your husband and loving your wife are some of the most important things a couple can do for their marriage.
	You're from a broken home and have you seen this play out in your parents' marriage?
	Oh wait, I I apologize, I already read that.
	Um, you was in terms of the disagreements.
	You said the intensity, black and whiteness of some of the hosts takes.
	Uh, you believe there's gray area.
	Was there anything else besides the marriage thing?
	Not really.
	That's it.
	Yeah, you said some of the hosts takes, which makes me think that there's more than just one.
	Yeah like, maybe if you were, if you had brought up another topic because like, what about the bow video?
	Let's, have you seen the bow video?
	No, I haven't seen that.
	You don't know about the bow video.
	Let's do the bow video really quick.
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	And then Brian, real quick.
	Yes.
	Real quick.
	Of course.
	I'm going to hijack the show just for a second.
	Two minutes.
	I'm going to throw whatever modicum of clout and friendship I have with Brian to make a very quick emotional appeal to the entire audience.
	I'm asking all of you to go out November 5th and vote for Donald J. Trump.
	And my argument is very simple, and I'm sure the host can disavow this.
	And of course, whatever is not responsible for what I'm about to say.
	I do not want to listen to Kamala Harris's fucking voice for four years.
	It sounds like a dystopian nightmare.
	She's awful in every conceivable way.
	Listening to this woman talk for four years.
	My job, I'm a political commentator.
	Please save me from this.
	Save Brian and every human being from having to listen to this woman's obnoxious voice for four years.
	I beg all of you to go to the polls November 5th and make sure you cast your ballot for one Donald J. Trump so that we don't have to hear that shit.
	That's it, Brian.
	No objections at all from me.
	By the way, me and Andrew are going to be doing an Election Day stream.
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	Yep.
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	And thank you, Andrew, for the PSA, public service announcement, I guess.
	Okay, Nessa, you said your ex was a little intense and was very opinionated.
	He would make jokes that would make you sad.
	He also came from a broken home, and the consequences of that showed a lot in the way he navigated the relationship.
	He required a lot of respect and attention that myself at the time wasn't providing.
	Yeah.
	Wait, are you able to like shift your chair to like be a little more facing straight just because the mic's kind of cutting your face off?
	So turn the mic a little bit too.
	So it's like you can tilt it up a little bit.
	So when you say your ex was intense, what do you mean?
	Like aggressive?
	But not like aggressive.
	And you said very opinionated.
	Do you mean politically opinionated?
	No, just like everything else.
	Like he would be like, I don't like that.
	And if I didn't agree with him, he was like, upset.
	Maybe you get like butt hurt.
	He would get butthurt.
	Okay.
	You said that he required a lot of respect and attention that at the time you weren't providing.
	So you weren't respecting him.
	No, but I was also like 16.
	I didn't really want to be told what to do.
	Okay.
	Do you respect your current partner?
	You've been dating for 17 months?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Well, I don't know if there's anything.
	Did you, before I move it on, was there any other of the disagreements that you had?
	Like with you?
	Or Hindu?
	Not that I can think of at the time.
	Okay, let's do the bow video.
	I mentioned that.
	Let's do the bow video.
	Yep.
	And we'll probably play.
	Boom.
	So this is actually my ex-girlfriend, guys.
	So I have the expectation that as soon as I step into my penthouse apartment, I want a bow.
	She also does my laundry for me.
	In fact, on a first date, the girl should be doing laundry, but that's another conversation.
	Was this a skit?
	No, this isn't.
	I mean, I recorded it just to show you, like, so she's got the food ready.
	She cracked open my beer, stirred my noodles.
	Brian, it can't be your ex-girlfriend.
	I can point out that I'm going to catch you in a lie right here live on whatever.
	I'm pretty confident that that chick has fake breasts.
	She, so she got the fake breasts.
	That's actually why we broke up.
	That was the last one.
	She surprised me.
	I was gone for a month, and I, you know, I get home and I take this video.
	That's why she was stirring the noodles so intensely because she knew she fucked up.
	And then after that video, I dumped her.
	After I dumped her.
	Wait, this was an apology bow?
	No, no, no.
	That was the normal bow.
	Okay.
	That was a normal bow.
	But then I ate the food first and the beer.
	Then I dumped her.
	Wow.
	Makes sense.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So that's my ex-girlfriend.
	Would you guys, would you bow for your boyfriend husband, starting with you?
	Yes, but he wouldn't ask me to do that because it's kind of weird.
	But yes, you would do it.
	I would, yeah.
	Would you bow?
	maybe as like a joke between us i don't know if i i don't know if i want to give you that out Let's say it's good-intentioned.
	If he was everything I wanted in a man, sure.
	Okay.
	I guess so.
	Scoot into the table, please.
	Go ahead.
	Probably, and I'd also suck his toes.
	Watch!
	So there's that.
	Yes!
	Sounds like you have to before.
	Okay, that's cool.
	What about you?
	Yes, and we already do bow at each other.
	Sweet.
	Absolutely not.
	Would not bow.
	Even to your husband.
	Absolutely not.
	Wait.
	I love my husband.
	Okay, we'll come right back to that.
	Would you bow for your?
	Okay.
	All right.
	You're kind of the one person out here.
	Your husband.
	No, I was curious.
	Wait, question.
	Do you consider yourself like a submissive woman, though?
	In certain ways, I guess.
	Not traditionally.
	But you're like conservative.
	Are you Christian?
	No.
	Oh, you're not Christian?
	Okay.
	Okay, so it wouldn't bow to your husband in that video.
	You don't have to do that other shit, like the scampering around and running after the clothes and the food, whatever.
	Just that three seconds, the bow.
	No, why?
	What's the point of it?
	He finds it respectful.
	I don't, I would never be with a man who would need me to bow to him.
	So you divorce him?
	Do you ever get on your knees and let him jizz on your face?
	Andrew!
	I can't.
	Oh my gosh.
	I'm not answering that question.
	Well, I mean, I think chances are pretty good.
	You probably do.
	I just, I think that that's a lot more over the top than a fucking bow.
	And that's the argument I make.
	Well, I mean, you roll your eyes, but I mean, isn't it a little more over the top to get on your knees and take a load to the face than to give a vow?
	I agree with you.
	Whoops, my bad.
	I'm not disagreeing.
	Yeah.
	But no, I still wouldn't bow to my husband.
	Oh.
	Well, I'm curious.
	You should try it.
	Like, when you see him, just do it once, just like a joke.
	You know, just be like, hey, babe, I was on this toxic podcast and do the bow.
	My husband's probably watching this podcast being like, what does this do to do that?
	What's up, Berto?
	Yeah, and you know what he's thinking right now?
	He's like, yeah, that guy, Andrew, just made a really good point.
	An argument value.
	He's like, wait a second.
	He's right.
	Hey, wait a second.
	That's a really good point that that guy just made.
	Wait, wait a minute.
	That's what, literally, I'm going to tell Tony this right now.
	You're going to go home and he's going to be like, how did an idea on the pod?
	He's going to be like, you did great, honey.
	It was a lot of fun.
	You really stood out.
	He's going to say all the shit, right?
	But in his mind, right this second as he's watching this, he's like, man, that guy has a really good fucking point.
	Wait, literally, a load on the face.
	But whoa, like, that makes no sense.
	He's thinking, I'm telling you, the gears are thinking.
	Still no.
	No.
	Wouldn't do that.
	Okay.
	All right.
	I have a question.
	Was that like an everyday expectation the way she like runs around?
	Like she, that was like an everyday?
	Yes.
	In fact, she used to walk normally, but then I insisted that she scampered around.
	You know, scampered.
	Yes.
	So I trained her.
	What exactly do you bring to a relationship that would compel a woman to do that for you?
	I'm just curious.
	Yeah, what do I bring to a relationship?
	Well, other than sexual, because that's sexual.
	You're right.
	My sexual prowess is unmatched.
	Thank you for.
	No, that's not what I was saying.
	I just didn't care to hear that.
	I appreciate the endorsement.
	I'm putting it on my resume.
	Thank you.
	Yes, it is fantastic.
	The sexual prowess.
	In fact, it's crazy, though.
	You know what's unfair?
	Is like y'all can come like 10 times and you know, multiple times and shit.
	And I'm over here like once.
	But I thought that's unfair, dude.
	I thought you were average.
	What does that have to do with?
	I don't know.
	Just your sexual prowess, but you're average.
	Making me hope we should skip that part of the conversation.
	That's why I said that.
	It seems like we did.
	What does that have to do with your ability to make a woman climax?
	I don't want to break it down for you, Brian.
	Your boyfriend has a small dick.
	Is that what you're saying?
	No, I'm saying you're average.
	According to you.
	That doesn't.
	Like the average man can't make a woman come or something.
	I would say like.
	Wait, they can do that.
	You would say what?
	Go ahead.
	Sorry.
	I would say that she has a point.
	Like, you're saying 10 times.
	That's like pretty over average.
	Yeah.
	If you're like able to make a girl do that.
	If you're the one directly doing it.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, the logic doesn't really follow here.
	Is what you were insinuating that you could make a girl come if she has the capacity.
	Not all women are multi-organized.
	Of course.
	Of course.
	But she's saying it's not fair that we get to.
	I'm not saying all women can come in like 10 times in a sexual encounter.
	That's not what I'm saying.
	Well, I think that what she was saying, she was just saying that.
	Maybe men who are above average can consistently do that for a woman.
	Just saying.
	It was, that was.
	Are you trying to.
	Is this like an attempt at a dig here?
	Like, I already said I was average.
	Like, you bringing it up isn't like offensive to me.
	I'm a little confused.
	I don't think she's trying to offend it.
	That's all I'm trying to say.
	What were you trying to do?
	Were you trying to make a funny?
	Thank you.
	Yeah.
	Wow, that was great.
	Thank you.
	Tell us another joke while you're at it.
	You're like unnecessarily just kind of annoying.
	Whoa, What do you mean by unnecessarily?
	It's just derailing the conversation to just whatever.
	Can we get, can I get my question answered?
	I'm actually.
	What was your question?
	So for you to, you know, she already does what she does, and then you're like, I want more scamper, whatever.
	Sure.
	What is it that you provide that would compel her to do so?
	Sure.
	I mean, I can go into that.
	Well, first off, in terms of my ability to actually provide, since you use the word provide, I'm a 1%, I'm in the 1%ile when it comes to earning capacity.
	So if you're a woman and you're dating me, you're never going to have to work another day in your life.
	So instead of you having to labor for the next 40 years, I think that's a lot of value.
	Now, explain what they're bringing to the table.
	I have no idea what you expect your.
	I know what you said, the providing financially, that makes sense.
	You know, I understand like as soon as he comes home from work, you should be ready to like nurture and cater because he just labored for you.
	I guess I was talking more of like, because to a woman that maybe just me, it would be like, I'm more for like a mental providing.
	Like what kind of mental stability or emotional stability do you give that would just make me just do so?
	Here, I can actually explain this very easily.
	Have you ever been in a long-term relationship where you've slept in the same bed with a man?
	Yes.
	Have you ever had a bad dream that he was cheating on you and then took it up with him either the next morning or even woke him up because you were so upset by this dream that you had?
	I actually, I honestly have never had a dream like that.
	It was reversed roles.
	Have you ever had a dream which upset you and then you required his attention the next day to discuss the upsetting nature of the dream?
	Yes.
	So you expect that a man will placate your rational, nonsensical fears, right?
	Okay.
	Interestingly enough, here, most men have to deal with placating women's irrational, nonsensical fears all the time, right?
	Women do not have any expectation to placate men's irrational, nonsensical fear.
	In fact, they can say to them, honey, that's stupid, that's dumb, right?
	They can say all of those things, and that's completely socially fine to do, to not do anything to placate an irrational fear of a man.
	However, men, nonstop, all the time, in almost every relationship, have to placate irrational, nonsensical, stupid fears of women all the time.
	So when you ask, what are you going to do to make me feel secure?
	Well, chances are pretty good that Brian, like every other man on planet Earth, has had to placate irrational, nonsensical, or stupid fears that a woman has that are based on absolutely nothing other than chemicals shooting to her brain during her time of the month, right?
	Wouldn't you say that that's valid?
	Honestly, yeah, that makes sense.
	It's like if someone said something like one of my best friends, he like if he comes to me with something, I'll give him like a logical response.
	But I guess if I was answering you, I don't want no logical response at all.
	You want your irrational, stupid-ass fear to be placated with, oh, honey, it's fine.
	Oh, sweetheart.
	It's okay.
	Oh, don't worry.
	Here, take this big hug.
	I'm here for you.
	Oh, it's great.
	Oh, it's okay.
	Oh ha ha, you know, that's what you want, right?
	I'm curious, would a man actually want a woman to do that?
	Like, without no because they're not, they don't have insane, irrational fears and insane, irrational nonsense.
	They don't have that.
	So since they don't have that, of course they don't want somebody to placate their irrational, nonsensical fear.
	Like here, here's a really easy example.
	How many women do you know have arachnophobia?
	I'm guilty.
	How many?
	I'm guilty.
	You're guilty, yeah.
	You know what I do when I see a spider, right?
	Especially like a big, ugly one?
	I take my bare hand and just smash it right there on the spot.
	I don't even think anything of it.
	Okay?
	Just bam, dead.
	Walk off.
	Right?
	Meanwhile.
	Oh, my God.
	That's irrational, literally an irrational fear, right?
	You are hundreds of times this thing's weight, right?
	There is no possible way it could ever defend itself against you.
	And yet, you have an irrational fear that a man needs to placate, right?
	This is, by the way, this is men's experience over and that they deal with all of these irrational fears that they have to placate.
	So when women say kind of these asinine, nonsensical things like, well, what are you going to do to make me feel emotionally secure?
	It's like, oh, come on.
	Come on.
	What doesn't a man do to make women feel emotionally secure?
	Every irrational, nonsensical, crazy ass thing that pops into their brain just due to chemical imbalances they could have seven days out of the month, they're placating all the time.
	Chevyman donated $69.
	Yeah, thank you, Chevy.
	As an agnostic W slash CE, barring nihilism and subjecting myself to the human experience, secular marriage is still conducive to lifelong pair bonding.
	A grand gesture of love from the man to the woman.
	Yeah, what does the man get?
	Oh, well, no.
	Actually, just granted, granting, it's even easier, sure.
	And how is that made better by the state being involved in it?
	And his answer is, well, it's not.
	So why not just declare yourselves married and be done with it?
	Makes no sense.
	We're talking about the bow video.
	I think.
	We need to show BAL video 2.0.
	The girls will like it.
	Maybe.
	I don't know.
	Andrew doesn't like it.
	I like the first part.
	Go ahead.
	All right.
	So I think this is great.
	The first part of this, anyways.
	You know.
	That's wonderful.
	You know, putting on the slipper.
	What the?
	Wait.
	Oh, no.
	Oh no.
	What the fuck, dude?
	The first part's good.
	The end part third, not so much, but oh, Andrew.
	Andrew went to set mode, dark mode.
	Looks like a mutual exchange of servitude.
	I want to know what's going on.
	I wonder which part is actually.
	Is it he doesn't like the dishwashing part or the bowing part?
	Andrew.
	The part where the guy goes and does.
	No, I don't care if that guy goes and does fucking dishes when he gets home, right?
	I don't give a shit about any of that.
	I care that he put on camera that he's a submissive bitch.
	That's what I care about.
	The idea here is, oh, no, I submit to it's mutual submission.
	That's the part that I object to.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Let's see here.
	We had to do.
	Oh, okay.
	Like, really, honestly, like, just think about it from even from your guys' perspective, right?
	If your dude was such a bitch, he was like, yeah, I'm going to make a video with you where you can put an apron on me and demasculate me and make me look like a little so that we have mutual submit.
	Come on, right?
	He would be like, get the fuck away from me, right?
	You'd be, get the fuck away from me.
	Wouldn't you?
	Am I way off here?
	It's kind of embarrassing to the girl.
	Yeah, a little bit.
	It's a cringe, right?
	It's cringe.
	I mean, it's because you want your man to preface like a strong identity.
	You want his bitch ass to put on an apron and go do the dishes on video so that he can be part of women's egalitarian.
	Come on.
	You guys, you would look at that and be like, get away from me, dude.
	What's wrong with you?
	That's the truth.
	Getting into the final notes here, and then we have more for you.
	Allison, you said your first ever relationship was set up by girls who posed as your friends but turned out to be your biggest haters.
	The man was known cheater, and your entire grade level helped him get away with it and knew about it through the entire one-year relationship.
	This was in grade school, but I entered public school in seventh grade.
	Wait, grade school?
	Junior high.
	So you were seventh grade?
	Yes.
	It goes into high school, but it starts there.
	And so you, how old were you?
	12.
	13?
	So you lost your virginity at 12 or 13?
	No, no, no.
	It was later.
	Oh.
	Towards high school.
	Well, you said it was about it through the entire one-year relationship.
	Come to find out he only dated me to take my virginity.
	Well, the relationship didn't start till later.
	Okay.
	But you asked about the girls, so I was going to.
	Sure, sure.
	Start there.
	Well, I came in as a Christian schoolgirl, innocent.
	So the girls who went to church with me on the bus route, which is like transportation for kids who don't have it, they kind of like set me up for failure, plotted on me to be my friends, I guess.
	Convinced me to get with this guy, knew of his record of cheating, and hid it.
	I am really confused by this story.
	I'm sorry.
	Do you mind if we back up just briefly?
	Okay, so there's this guy that...
	Yeah, yeah, just really briefly.
	I just have one quick, quick question.
	Did you say it was on a bus route, which is transportation for kids who don't have transportation?
	To church.
	The girls.
	I grew up with them in church.
	That's how I knew that.
	So, like, I grew up around them and then eventually went to public school with them.
	Sorry, that was like a Center for Kids Who Can't Read.
	The Derek Sigilander Center for Kids Who Don't Read good.
	Sorry, go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	Anyways, they convinced me to try to get in a relationship with this guy.
	And I was super innocent, didn't really know much, kind of trusted these girls.
	He dated me to lose his virginity because the girls he wanted to get with wouldn't sleep with a virgin.
	So that was his whole reason for getting with me.
	And then his gotcha was I was the innocent girl nobody could have.
	And when the losing of the virginity took place, and you were a virgin at the time?
	Yes.
	And my entire grade level knew about it, like a whole grade level of people, and they collectively helped him hide it from me.
	Because everybody kind of laughed at me for being the Christian girl.
	So it was like everybody's big joke on me to like lead me into making that mistake.
	And I was innocent, never been exposed to it.
	So I fell to the influence.
	And yeah.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	What do you mean never been exposed to it?
	That was my raised in a Christian household.
	Your parents never told you not to have sex.
	Yeah, they did.
	Well, yes, but I mean exposed like the influence of other people, I guess, outside of a faithful background.
	So you bowed to peer pressure, right?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	But that's not a failing.
	It's not a failing of your parents, right?
	It's a failing of you.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Wait, hold on.
	Are you actually conceding that it's a failing on your part?
	Because you're doing a lot of blame shifting to it was the other students, it was the boyfriend.
	Well, no, I was, I'm saying that was the motive for the other people, but I was the one.
	Do you?
	I'm curious though, because I mean, this is like a grand seventh grade conspiracy here.
	Do you have any evidence?
	It goes into freshman year of high school.
	It started like how big was the class?
	Because you said it was the entire class.
	I would say like how big was the class?
	Hundreds of kids?
	200?
	So 200 kids.
	Not the entire, but a good majority, because most of them.
	So, okay, 100 plus seventh graders conspired to have you lose your virginity?
	Freshman.
	Fresh.
	What do you mean?
	I met him in seventh grade.
	Okay, you met him in seventh grade.
	You were freshmen in high school.
	A hundred freshmen in high school conspired to have majority.
	Yeah, it was majority girls because as soon as it happened and then I figured out he was cheating, everybody kind of came forward and admitted to it.
	Admitted to what?
	What they did, like how they like schemed it.
	What did they scheme?
	They I was the innocent Christian girl and they all made fun of me for it.
	So they thought it'd be funny to kind of like set me up with this guy.
	How long did you date him for?
	It was, I would say like consistently for a year and it wasn't until like right up to the end, like at the end, that we had sex.
	You know what I hate the most about homeschooling weirdos is that their kids aren't properly socialized in public school.
	If only they were properly socialized like you were.
	That's why I'm such an advocate against homeschooling.
	It was my fault.
	I never went to my parents for advice.
	I didn't have a good relationship with my parents at that age.
	So I didn't feel like I could go to them about it.
	And same thing with my siblings.
	So I kind of like tried to find family in my friends.
	And that led me to fall to bad influences.
	Or bow to.
	And how old were you?
	So were you still a freshman when you guys ended up having sex?
	Yes.
	Okay, so you were like 14, 15.
	Yes.
	14?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	And he was also in on the conspiracy.
	Yes.
	Because he wanted to lose it.
	He was a virgin too.
	because the girls that he wanted were hosed and they wouldn't take it from, they wouldn't take an innocent boy's virginity because they didn't want him emotionally attached.
	It was.
	And the crazy part is I know all this because everyone just kind of like told me as like a ha-ha to me.
	I don't get that component of it though, because if he was so immoral and his motivation was to sleep with these horror women in high school, why wouldn't he just lie to them and say he's not a virgin?
	They knew from his friends, I guess.
	I never dug that deep.
	Well, yeah, I'm sure.
	It doesn't really make sense.
	But like he lied to you, but he wouldn't lie to the other woman.
	Wait, he lied to me about lied to me about what?
	His intentions.
	From what it sounds like, right?
	Yeah.
	He hid his intentions.
	If you want to go that deep into it, they was all like a friend group and his friends got play and he didn't.
	So that was like a joke.
	And they knew the girls and he wanted in on it, but the girls knew.
	Okay.
	It was just, it was a weird.
	I don't know.
	it was just a weird occurrence and like I know that if I like at this it was just a you asked for history so I gave you some You said your first ever non-physically intimate relationship was also a year and he broke up with you by showing up to school covered in hickeys.
	Oh, hickeys.
	Yeah.
	After you got him a plethora of gifts for Christmas, okay.
	Your third relationship never made it to the official dating title and you were strung along the whole time.
	And you finally cut off after he disappeared in an amusement park while out with family and we couldn't find him until the end of the day where he was waiting at the car.
	My most recent relationship was toxic.
	How was it toxic?
	I had never come across a narcissist before.
	And I know you're going to ask, how was he?
	I actually had to research the traits of a narcissist.
	So you diagnosed him?
	I kind of was like, I didn't know what was wrong with him.
	Like, like.
	So you diagnosed him?
	I guess you can.
	I'll go.
	I'll have to bid it.
	Well, okay, well, I guess that.
	I would just like to know, did a professional psychologist with a degree diagnose him or did you diagnose him?
	I guess you had narcissistic traits.
	Okay, a couple questions here, really quick, and then Andrew, I'll pass it off to you.
	How old were you when you dated him?
	This was my recent one.
	Okay, in your 20, right?
	Right.
	So we started dating.
	19, okay.
	So you said it lasted about a year.
	You later discovered he was a narcissist and he verbally abused you, manipulated you, and sexually manipulated you to do things you didn't want to do, and he knew he was doing it too, and admitted to it.
	I'd like to just go over those one by one.
	You said he verbally abused you.
	What did he do that was verbally abusive?
	Well, he knew a lot of, I would say, very personal things.
	And when he was angry, he would just like throw it all in my face, or he'd berate me and cuss me out and say a lot of colorful things that I really don't feel like repeating.
	Sure.
	But it was like insulting to not just me, but like other people.
	Like he would attack other people, pretty much do anything he could to make me feel lesser of a person.
	And you were with him for how long?
	About a year.
	Okay.
	And then how soon into the relationship was he verbally abusive?
	I would say the first two, three months.
	So the first month, second month?
	Around the third.
	Third month.
	Okay.
	And not excusing his conduct, but were you also verbally abusive back to him?
	Sadly, I was insanely nice to him.
	Like, I've never tried harder to be good to someone because this is the point in life where I was like, I knew what kind of relationship I was looking for, and I was trying to treat a man as such.
	And I got taken advantage of.
	And he also admitted that, yeah, you were insanely nice.
	Like, I'd never met someone who was so nice to me in a relationship.
	Like, even while he was screaming in my face, I would just tell him, like, it's okay, calm down.
	Like, try to like de-escalate and be really soft with him.
	Sure.
	You said he manipulated you.
	How did he manipulate you?
	Well, at one point, I was living with him.
	And every time I would try to leave, there was an it was he would try to see it in your notes.
	He would try to unalive himself to keep you around.
	Right.
	Because.
	And, like, like actually get to the point of and me not being able to stop it.
	Like, it was very traumatizing.
	You said that the last time I saw him, he tried throwing himself out of your car on the freeway because he didn't want to go home and then turned your car off and put it in neutral on the freeway and you almost hit a semi truck.
	Yeah.
	It was the last day I ever saw him.
	I was going to take him home because he pulled some crazy stuff the day before and I was already getting trying to leave him.
	I was like, you need to get it together or I'm leaving.
	And I gave him a lot too many chances.
	And then he said, pull over, I want to talk.
	And usually that means he just wants to kind of like somehow trap me back in, like mentally pull me back into staying with him.
	And I said, no, kept trying to drive, told him to stop talking to me.
	And then eventually he said, if you don't pull over, I'm going to jump out the car.
	Because he said I was going too fast and it was moving traffic.
	I couldn't swerve.
	My car's a V4 engine.
	It really can't go that fast.
	He claims I was going 120.
	I don't even know how my energy could get that fast.
	I do have to move things along.
	Pretty much, yeah, he tried to throw himself out.
	And when he couldn't, like, it was all just bluffing.
	And I wouldn't pull over.
	The only thing he needed to do was to turn my car off.
	And we almost hit a semi.
	So it was stopped on the freeway.
	It was rolling in neutral, but I couldn't turn my car back on and my brakes locked.
	Okay.
	So I had to.
	You almost had an accident.
	You said he harbored your stuff for three months after that and continually flooded your voicemail box.
	What do you mean, harbored your stuff for three months?
	You know how, like, when people break up, they return things.
	Oh, like he kept your stuff.
	Your physical items.
	Yeah, and like some valuable stuff, personal stuff.
	All right.
	Manipulated you.
	You said he sexually manipulated you to do things you didn't want to do, and he knew he was doing it too and admitted to it.
	So what does that mean?
	Well, I felt like I made the wrong choice of doing things sooner than I had ever done before.
	And I realized like it seems like that's all he wants.
	So I was like, okay, I was like, if we're going to get married, then it's not going to hurt for us to just wait till then.
	I was like, I feel like we have more to work on outside of this.
	And this seems to be the main focus.
	And he would make me feel like if I didn't let him or we didn't do this or didn't do that, that I was depriving him or making him feel like less of a man, stuff like that.
	And I would tell him, like, how it would make me feel.
	Like, is this all you want?
	Like, is that what's so important to you?
	And it was always just like deflecting and runarounds.
	Well, if I might ask a couple clarifying questions here.
	So how soon into dating did you guys have sex around the third month?
	Third month?
	Okay.
	And it was consensual?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	And then you guys continued to have consensual sex for a period of time.
	Yeah.
	But then you decided you wanted to no longer have sex.
	Right.
	Okay.
	Well, we had planned to get married.
	So it was like, as of right now, we need to work on some things.
	And this is kind of like a blockade.
	Because it was always, that was like his answer to fixing things.
	And I was like, this is avoiding what's the problem.
	Like, we need to sit and talk.
	Kind of thing.
	Like, making him face his emotions, I guess you could say.
	Because if we were going to get married, I was like, I don't want to have these problems.
	And to me, it was like, if I take that off the table, it allows me to think more clearly about what's going on.
	Because once I took that off the table, I started to see through like all the things he was doing and the way he was manipulating me and like playing my emotions, I guess.
	Okay.
	And so are you claiming that because you said he sexually manipulated you?
	Like I didn't want to.
	So are you alleging that it was non-consensual?
	It was more like I guiltfully did it because I just like felt bad.
	Okay.
	Like I did it for him, not me.
	And I felt like I but I mean you the history of your relationship was you happily engaged in consensual sex initially.
	Right.
	And I um when me and him met I was living a completely different lifestyle.
	I had gotten really far from God so I was doing a lot of I was living in a way that was very shameful and he also being saved it was kind of like I thought you know we're gonna get our lives bright together.
	I was lied to and the closer I tried to get to God the further I got from him so It was like at the start of a relationship, I was on the way working my way towards a more faithful lifestyle, and he convinced me that he was, but as soon as I started making the decisions to do so, it kind of tore us apart.
	So I guess just like why, I mean, why stay in the relationship for as long as I did.
	Well, I mean, he wanted to be in a sexual relationship, you didn't.
	I mean, it well, that's where the manipulating came in.
	It was he told me he wanted all the same things, that he was okay with it, and this, that, and the other.
	And then there was like the kind of like continued, like, not continuous, but like it got to a point where he kept trying to like guilt chip me into doing things, but like he would tell me he agrees with the steps that I'm taking.
	And so it was like all a bunch of words, but his actions were completely polar opposite.
	Okay.
	And I was convinced that it was more like every small problem that arised would, every time I try to address it, just a new one would come in.
	So I was never actually able to like say like stop.
	It was like a domino effect, I guess you could call it, of just a bunch of problems continually arising.
	And then I finally was done.
	Is that why you're celibate now?
	I wanted to be celibate.
	Oh.
	And he supposedly respected it until, you know, his real intentions were exposed.
	Oh, I thought you said you were currently celibate for like two years.
	Not two years.
	I said about a year.
	Because I broke up with him in.
	I stopped in November.
	I feel like it's common for people to lie about their intentions with dating and all this.
	Well, and now how I see it, it's like it's not a guy's fault.
	It's just how they're wired.
	But once you have that sexual interaction, it's like now they kind of see you on a different level.
	They're not looking at you just emotionally, on an emotional level.
	Now it's emotional and sexual, and sometimes it can skew their perception of you.
	So it's like if you really love me, then if you really love me, then you'll like me.
	And then, you know, if you want to marry me, this sex comes with marriage.
	So you'd be willing to go that far.
	I feel like it is their fault, though.
	Like, why would they have to lie about their intentions?
	Well, I mean, regardless of not about the intentions, about the money.
	But there's a difference between lying and then circumstances.
	No, I'm talking about sex tainting a man's view of a woman.
	Like say you look at a woman sexually, like you already have precepts of what kind of woman she is.
	That's kind of justifying like sexual assault to an agree.
	Wait, what?
	I don't know.
	Because if you're saying that they can't help it, it's just the way they're wired.
	No, about the fact that if they have sex with you, it taints their view of you.
	It's just in their nature.
	Like, say, if a woman's dressed a certain way, they're going to have a precept of what kind of woman she could be.
	Because they're visually pleased and sexually pleased.
	That's why men can have sex with women without the emotional attachment.
	Oh, you're saying that there wasn't.
	I'm just moving on.
	You said you disagree with not circumcising babies.
	That's a position I hold.
	I'm against circumcision.
	We can have a brief back and forth on that.
	So, what's your position?
	Mine's a little bit more from a faithful point of view, but it's also like health-wise.
	Like, I know that there's a lot of negative health problems that come from being uncircumcised.
	There's a lot of negative health problems that can come from being circumcised.
	If done incorrectly, sure.
	But it's like, I don't.
	And women also can face those repercussions of not being circumcised.
	Like, if it's not taken care of properly, and you're coming at this from a faith angle.
	Let me ask you a question.
	Would you think that it would be okay if a woman decided that her child should be a girl instead of a boy, that she had a medical procedure done, which removed the child's penis and was then sewed into a vagina?
	Obviously, not.
	Why?
	Because you're mutilating the body past.
	Oh.
	I mean, I guess I could see the second mutilating the body, are you?
	Right, but so what's the justification for genital mutilation here in this case?
	I mean, I feel like a foreskin versus your reproductive organs is a little like your entire system being turned inside out.
	I mean, mutilation is mutilation, right?
	Would it be okay to tattoo a baby?
	I mean, that's a pretty crazy no.
	Wait, it's more crazy to tattoo a baby than it is to cut off permanently part of their penis?
	I mean, I haven't gotten that deep into all the biology of it, but I know that it's...
	Why would it be unacceptable to tattoo, giving a baby a tattoo?
	but not cut off part of their penis?
	Can you explain that to me?
	Why would one be okay and the other one's not okay?
	Like, so if a person said, for religious purposes, I tattoo babies, that's what I do.
	My religion requires me to tattoo them when they're born.
	Would you say that that was okay or not okay?
	I mean, from my moral standard, no, that wouldn't be okay.
	Why?
	Because they're a baby.
	Oh, so and they can't consent to that, right?
	I get where you're going with that.
	Yeah, so why would it be okay then to cut off a portion of a baby's penis?
	The only answer I have for you is the Bible says so.
	Okay, but if the law was fulfilled, there's no requirement anymore to circumcise babies.
	It's not a requirement, it's not necessary.
	Honestly, I would have to do more studying on that, so I can't, I don't have much of a rebuttal for you.
	Well, I'll move it on.
	But I am against circumcision.
	I mean, some of these health claims, there's many advanced countries that don't participate in this practice.
	They seem to do fine.
	The men do fine.
	The women do fine with it.
	Doesn't seem like it's necessary.
	There's enough botched circumcisions where I think on that basis alone, I think it'd be warranted to just completely do away with the practice.
	Can I just ask one last follow-up?
	I was thinking about, I wanted to ask you.
	If you think that circumcision is a requirement for Christianity, and many do, okay, if a man converts to Christianity who's uncircumcised, should they get circumcised then?
	I feel like that would be a personal judgment.
	Oh, wait a second.
	So when they can decide, then they get to make the decision.
	But before they can decide, I would assume that they should, but it's not a lot of people would be willing to.
	Not a lot.
	Well, that's really weird.
	So intuitively, you think that most adult men would rather not have their penises mutilated if they could avoid it, but for some reason you think that babies don't mind so much?
	No, I mean specifically specifically because of recovery time.
	For babies, it's a lot quicker.
	For grown men, it's a lot longer.
	Yeah, but I mean, wouldn't that just show their commitment to their faith even more?
	Sure.
	Yeah, so would you prescribe then that your husband, if he was uncircumcised, go and have his foreskin cut off?
	Honestly, I don't see.
	I would hope my husband is circumcised, because that would be a very but I mean, if you fell in love with him, it's not a sin to be uncircumcised.
	Wait, aren't you waiting until marriage?
	Right, but that's like you could ask that question.
	You could ask it, but should you?
	Is it like morally okay to ask that, since it's like sexually, just like it's morally okay for them to ask me my body count?
	Yeah wait, that's.
	The deal breaker is if he's circumcised or not.
	Would you date a guy?
	I'd prefer it not.
	Why?
	Why would that matter to a pious Christian woman who's waiting?
	Besides, you could just tell him to go get it circumcised, right, show his faith and commitment.
	Hey, if he's willing to wait, just to be clear, wait.
	Did you say that you thought the bowing thing was weird?
	Um, I mean, I prefer not to have to, but I didn't.
	You'd prefer not to have, to just be clear.
	Prefer not to do a totally benign, but I did a harmless bow.
	But you want your partner, if he's an adult male, to consider getting a circumcision if he didn't have one in his childhood.
	Well, I prefer not to, but I didn't oppose to it.
	You, I didn't oppose, didn't oppose what the bow.
	I didn't say no, they want you as a man, as an adult, to mutilate your own penis, but the bow too much.
	I didn't say too much, too much, too much.
	I just said it was odd, but I didn't say no oh, odd to do.
	A person who doesn't get their children circumcised and they're a Christian is a bad Christian.
	Like I said, I would have to do more studying on that.
	I'm not very well versed, like I, on that specifically.
	It seems like a pretty staunch position when you say, because the bible says so right, because that's a staunch position, the bible says so, therefore mutilate the baby's penis.
	It talks about circumcising the baby.
	Yeah, would you say that a parent then who refused to mutilate their child's penis would be a bad Christian.
	Uh no, because no okay, i'm not the one to make the judgment call.
	I, I mean, I mean I could have.
	I mean, if a person said that they were Christian and worshiped Satan, would you say they were a bad Christian?
	Then they wouldn't be a Christian right, exactly?
	So you can make judgments on what is a Christian, what is not a Christian right what, which things to follow, which things not to follow.
	So are you a bad Christian if you don't have a doctor cut off a chunk of your son's penis?
	The question is, I mean, the mile, I honestly, no, because it's like you get people salvation is what makes you a Christian.
	There's a lot of people who are not having a chunk cut off of it.
	Not everyone decides to live by everything in the Bible.
	Yeah, so then final question: then, do you think that people who have uncircumcised penises who did not cut off chunks of their child's penis, do you think that those children can get to heaven still?
	Yeah, salvation gets you to heaven.
	Yeah, so then it doesn't require any form of genital mutilation at all?
	Yeah, it doesn't.
	Well, then why the fuck would you be for circumcision?
	Like I said, I'll have to do more research on that.
	I don't have a very good rebuttal for you.
	I think there was like a story in the Bible about it, though, in the New Testament, where there was a bunch of people in the church, or the Jews specifically, because they always had to get it done because it was part of the law, that they were doing it and saying that the Gentiles also had to do it to be Christians.
	And Paul said that they didn't.
	I'm not 100% sure about that.
	But I'm pretty sure that's a good question.
	Well, the question is always simple.
	Right?
	And it's very simple.
	Can a person achieve salvation absent circumcision?
	And is there any extra thing that they have to do to achieve salvation absent circumcision?
	If the answer is no, they can achieve salvation without doing anything extra, just like everybody else, then there's no justification for circumcision.
	It's that simple.
	Well, like, from my perspective, as just like as a woman, I'm leaving it to my husband to decide what he wants to do with our sons.
	And from talking to my boyfriend who I plan to marry, God willing, he said that he would want to do that.
	So that's my stance: yeah, we will do that because that's what he wants.
	Yeah, but that makes no sense, right?
	But like, think about this.
	Before you think about cutting a chunk off your kid's penis, okay?
	Let me ask you this question directly, okay?
	One Christian to another.
	Is your son's salvation going to be affected at all by you not cutting off a chunk of his penis?
	No, it's not going to be.
	Then why the fuck would you cut off a chunk of his penis?
	I don't know.
	I'm not the one making the decision.
	You're going to let your husband cut off a chunk of his penis even though it's not going to affect his salvation at all?
	If that's what he wants, I mean, personally, that's your kid.
	You're going to let him cut off a chunk of the kid's penis.
	You do, and he's the father, and he knows from a personal perspective what it's like.
	So, if he's saying it's okay, then I think it's okay.
	Hmm.
	Hmm.
	Okay.
	Um.
	yeah good talk i guess on the circumcision thing ah uh but uh wait question Perfect guy, but he's uncut.
	Deal breaker?
	No.
	Not a deal breaker?
	I have been with Uncut, so it's just a preference.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	Okay, and then I think your final note back to you, Kaylee.
	So you said, I don't agree that women shouldn't have the right to vote because of the draft.
	You believe the draft is ages 18 to 30, and you definitely think men over the age of 30 should have the right to vote, even if they're no longer in the age frame for the draft.
	Hope that makes sense.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So I think this is a debate that you're going to have with Andrew on this.
	I'm preparing myself to lose, but I'm preparing myself for you to win.
	I guess, okay, so Andrew, then what is your, I mean, is your main point that women shouldn't be able to vote because they are not eligible for the draft or like they do not have to be signed up?
	No, my argument is very simple.
	That if women can vote, but women cannot use the mechanisms of force against the enemies of the United States and only men can, then men can vote to send, or women can vote to send men to war.
	And since the domain of war is always going to be men, if women have the power to send them to fight wars, that means that they can send them to fight wars on their behalf.
	And that is a great, I would say, immoral position to take, that you can have one elite group, which does not have to fight wars, send another non-elite group to fight them on their behalf.
	If, for instance, we were to reverse this and I were to ask you from a racial lens, if whites could vote to send black people to war, but then themselves never had to fight in said war, would you consider that to be moral?
	No.
	Then why would it be moral for women to be able to vote to do this?
	Well, I mean, because I think like if a 75-year-old man, I think he should be able to have the right to vote, but you know, he's not going to be.
	A 75-year-old man can be drafted to go to war.
	But he's not going to be.
	A woman cannot.
	Do 75-year-olds get drafted to war, though?
	Does that actually happen?
	They could be, well, whether it has happened or not, the potential is there for it to happen.
	The potential is not there for it to happen to you.
	I guess I didn't realize that there was the potential that a 75-year-old.
	Yeah, you sign up for selective service when you're 18 years old.
	And if the need is great enough, the United States can call on you regardless of your age, if you're a man.
	They cannot do this for women.
	So since this is true, that means that women could vote in such a way as to send all of the population and draft the population of men to send them to war on their behalf.
	If we were to look at this through any other lens, racial, socioeconomic, any other lens, you would say it's immoral.
	But for some reason, women won't say it's immoral for them to be able to have that power to do to men specifically.
	Yeah, I mean, the whole basis of my argument was just that I didn't realize that 75-year-olds could get drafted or selected.
	And so I would.
	Yeah, well, right now, right now, that may not be the case, but they can extend it.
	They can extend it wherever they want.
	And they can lower it.
	They can lower the draft age to 15.
	In fact, in World War II and World War I, when the draft came around, there was plenty of 15, 16-year-olds who signed up for the draft.
	Okay, they can lower it to whatever age they need for fighting age men, and they can raise it to whatever age they need for fighting age men.
	Shortly after 9-11 happened, in fact, when there was a war going on in the Middle East, they raised the enlistment age for who they would take up, I believe, to 40, 45 years old.
	The potential is always there, in other words, for men, but it's not there for women.
	And also, since that is the case, why do you get to vote to send them to war?
	Why do you get to do that?
	Like, why do women get to have that exclusive privilege?
	I don't understand that.
	No, and I understand your point, but also there are a lot of men who are not eligible to be drafted because, I don't know, they don't have a kidney or they're colorblind or something like that.
	Women would also be drawing.
	If the need is great enough, like it is in Ukraine, or it is in other places right now, okay, if the need is great enough, they will lower the standard to bring the men in.
	They don't care.
	So when you say, oh, he's not eligible, he's eligible to peel fucking potatoes.
	He's eligible to do this.
	He's eligible to do that.
	But if we're looking at it from a collective basis, okay, there's a lot of women who can't vote either because they're in comas.
	Right?
	You would agree that that's true, but so what?
	That has nothing to do with the fact that women as a collective can vote to send men to war.
	It's the greatest injustice of our time.
	It's the greatest social injustice of our time, and nobody even thinks about it.
	Women take it for granted.
	They don't even care.
	Does anybody else have?
	Well, I just wanted to add to this point.
	You said, do these older men, they get drafted?
	We actually have some historical examples of this happening.
	So in World War II, it was called the Volksstorm.
	So Nazi Germany, it was at the very end of the war.
	Germans were desperate.
	So they conscripted males between the ages of 16 and 60 who were not already serving in the military in some capacity.
	So 16-year-olds all the way up to 60-year-olds.
	They were obviously very desperate.
	They needed the manpower.
	And so when it's necessary, when it's necessary, men will be called always to warfare, never women.
	And here's the greatest injustice, right?
	Because the descriptive truth is that women can't do it.
	They can't.
	They can offer some limited support roles, but they can't fight in frontline combat.
	They can't.
	And the very first thing the enemy would do if women were fighting in frontline combat is they would SA them in order to demoralize your military.
	That's the very first thing they would do.
	And they would run propaganda 24 hours a day saying we're impregnating your women right now and sending them home with our bastard children.
	That's what they would do if you allowed women in frontline combat situations.
	Our government knows it.
	They don't want to say it because it hurts women's feelings, but that's the truth.
	That's the very first thing they would do.
	24-hour round the clock, they would be rounding up every female soldier they could find.
	They would be impregnating them and sending them home pregnant to demoralize the enemy.
	Our government knows it.
	Every government knows it.
	That's why women are not suited for frontline combat and they never will be.
	So ultimately, what I'm going to say to you is, is that women, having the right to vote, can send men in their stead to fight their wars.
	And you could never give me a different demographic of people where that would be okay with ever.
	Did you have more?
	Well, I mean, I guess since you took away my main point here, then I can't really debate that anymore.
	Okay.
	Andrew, me and Andrew disagree on this a little bit.
	You know, I think women should be able to vote.
	Well, so then why do you think that women should be able to vote?
	Ah, but see, I take the, I'm the egalitarian feminist here.
	I think women should be drafted.
	Okay.
	That's the trade-off.
	Right.
	Yeah, these psychopaths.
	But here's why I think Brian is wrong on this.
	Okay.
	I understand his position.
	Many, many men take such a position.
	The reason that he's wrong on this is because if we allow women into the draft, okay, even if they are drafted, they'll never be put in frontline combat for the reasons I already stated.
	So it still wouldn't be fair anyway.
	They would be fucking pay clerks.
	They're not going to be walking into minefields.
	They're not going to be in frontline combat shooting at the enemy while the enemy is shooting back.
	That's an extreme rarity now.
	Almost no women have ever died in combat ever in the United States.
	It's almost never happened.
	It's very, very, very rare.
	Very few of them have, whereas hundreds of thousands of men have died on behalf of the nation because women aren't equipped for the reasons that I stated.
	The enemy will round them up and send them home pregnant to demoralize you.
	And they, man, the Japanese even had that as part of their battle strategy for the Chinese to go in and impregnate as many of their women as they could in order to demoralize the Chinese.
	They literally called it the R-wording of Nan King.
	That was their entire battle plan.
	And it worked.
	So it's like, no, this is an insane position.
	Brian's wrong on this too.
	It's just an insane position.
	I want a ready-made force of savage, brutal men whose entire job is to kill the enemy with extreme prejudice.
	That's what I want to see.
	But the thing is, Andrew, is the 19th Amendment is never going to be repealed.
	We have to be pragmatic and live in reality here.
	It's not going to be repealed.
	Women's voting is here to stay.
	So given that paradigm.
	It could be if you made an amendment that women had to fight in the same capacity that men did in war, women themselves would demand the 19th Amendment be repealed.
	Yeah, but that wouldn't happen either, is the thing.
	That can happen.
	The draft board itself is now negotiating whether or not to draft women, right?
	The push for whether or not women, even when they're drafted, by the way, they're going to do everything they can to repeal that too.
	There is a possibility.
	I never thought abortion would be repealed in my lifetime either, and it was, right?
	So there could be a constitutional crisis when it came to the 19th Amendment due to the fact that it is disparagingly discriminatory towards men.
	And that could be a good basis for a justification to attack the 19th Amendment in the Supreme Court.
	And this is the same exact logic which went to attacking Roe v. Wade, the same justification, which is that there was a fundamental unfairness here.
	But I mean, this whole draft equalization thing has been attacked multiple times in the, you know, in the judiciary, the legislature.
	And what they just continue to arrive at is we're going to keep the status quo.
	We're not going to draft women.
	We're going to just keep it how it is.
	There's not even a conversation about walking back women's right to vote.
	So, I mean, I think it's far-reaching to say, well, next step is going to be let's walk back women's right to vote.
	I think the most important thing.
	Yeah, but Brian, you're missing a key component, which is that women have not in our lifetime yet been the appeal and the deciding vote on a future war that American men have to go fight.
	And when we enter into the type of significant war where hundreds of thousands of men come back in body bags, you watch how fucking quick that changes.
	But we would already be embroiled in the war.
	So yes, I mean.
	Yeah, that's true.
	We would already be embroiled in the war.
	But the thing is, it's really funny how when hundreds of thousands of young men end up coming home in body bags, how the political landscape and political correctness and all that bullshit goes right out the window.
	It's a fair point.
	I mean, if we were, the thing is, is that any war that America's in, that America's involved in, that's resulting in that many casualties, I mean, are there not then concerns over, you know, a nuclear conflict?
	Yeah, that's always a concern.
	But the truth of the matter is, is that I don't think that most nations will use nuclear arms because it would lead to the devastation of the thing they're trying to protect, which is their nation.
	So most nations will always stick with conventional warfare.
	And conventional warfare now is devastating.
	We haven't been in conventional war in years.
	And now we see what the technology is like in conventional warfare with a second world nation, Ukraine and Russia.
	And it's absolutely devastating.
	Conventional warfare between these two nations is absolutely devastating.
	If you saw it on a grander scale between the United States, China, something like this, you couldn't even imagine the horrors of it.
	It would be awful.
	Okay, let me let this one through.
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	For the value that I'm paying for.
	Thing is, is that we could have fluff-filled it with 20 hours of razzle-dazzle bullshit that would have taught you nothing.
	However, since I don't do any of this multi-tier marketing bullshit and try to razzle dazzle people with bullshit, I like to just get right to the meat and potatoes.
	So what we did was we took the most comprehensive things that we possibly could and put it together to show you how to do actual debate the right way.
	We could have flopped it.
	We could have filled it.
	We could have pumped it full of all kinds of nonsense and made it many, many more hours than it needed to be.
	So that looked really great, right?
	Oh, it was 20 hours of instruction.
	That would have been completely disingenuous and dishonest.
	So we didn't do that.
	Daniel Nosseri donated $20.
	Come onto this podcast wearing a burlesque corset from the era of the French brothels with a pentagram on your forehead over your left eye, precisely depicted as the mark of the beast in the book of Re.
	You got a response to that?
	It's just a pimple patch.
	$20 roast session, boys, it's streamlabs.com/slash whatever.
	$20 roast session.
	Thank you guys.
	Appreciate it.
	And then we have.
	Rachel Wilson donated $20.
	Is that a matter of time?
	Why do you sound like you are slipping into a coma?
	Like, seriously, are you on pills, or do you just feel like giving up on life?
	Speak up like adults.
	Yeah.
	Daniel, the mark in the books of Revelations, attempting to cowardly pass it off as a zit cover.
	We see your finger in our face, you filthy anti-Christian woke.
	Something?
	Oh, that thing.
	Okay.
	You got this.
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	Borat donated $19.99.
	Dwayne Johnson is the only man all lesbians would be straight for.
	Because rock beats scissors.
	The legendary Trash Panda donated $20.
	Thank you, Trash Panda.
	Chair 1.
	I would never roast you, BBG.
	Let me count the rosary beads on your wrist while I suckle demptos.
	Come to discord.gg/slash whatever back the F off Andrews in mind.
	Trash Panda out.
	All yours, bro.
	Robot donated $50.
	Yeah, thank you, Robot.
	I love you, Randy.
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	Thank you.
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	Got another.
	We got two more coming in, guys.
	If you want, get your roasts in.
	Get your roasts in.
	Thank you so much, Robot.
	Appreciate it.
	Specta donated $20.
	Brian, your thumbnails are fake.
	This conspiracy is brought to you by Big Dumpy.
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	Boom Roasted.
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	Good old roast.
	Boom.
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	A fuck is special K-Roast.
	Sleepy Chief Sniffs donated $20.
	Please keep the ghetto ones out.
	She couldn't even speak.
	On my way over to Drop a Prime.
	Yo, thank you, Sleepy Joe.
	Appreciate the prime.
	She was entertaining, though, you know?
	Sleepy Chief Sniffs donated $20.
	Please keep the ghetto ones out.
	She couldn't even speak.
	On my way over to Drop a Prime.
	Didn't we just see that?
	Oh, I must have got re-triggered accidentally twice somehow.
	Captain donated $20.
	Official ratings, right to left, chair one six.
	Chair two, seven point five, Morgan nine, Ms. Right Eye lower than Left Eye.
	Fourth, Blondie seven, monotone snooze fest.
	Fourth Chair seven, five and last but not least, Answer nine, although although is there more?
	She's too talkative.
	Is that that's the problem?
	Right, she's just shut up.
	This whole show hasn't shut up gosh.
	Three days, unbelievable.
	You know what's crazy, Andrew?
	This is two shows in a row where I said one a little one thing to a woman in her 30s and they just couldn't stand it and they left.
	That's two shows in a row.
	Because we had it.
	You weren't there for the sun or tuesday show, but yeah, that show wasn't my fault.
	Yeah just, it's been two shows in a row that that it happened.
	No, I mean the last show.
	The last show couldn't have been my fault because I wasn't.
	It wasn't your fault.
	No, it was my fault.
	Yeah, this show i'll get blank.
	Selenians donated twenty dollars.
	First Chair has a very good and down-to-earth demeanor.
	She has potential.
	I can fix her.
	I don't know you fucking 20 Sim Chats, dude.
	Not 20 simp chats.
	I mean look, if they want to do a compliment, they can do.
	I'm okay with the compliment, you know, all right, but you can also roast.
	You know what I mean?
	You can roast.
	Uh okay, we have this.
	One OGLE donated twenty dollars.
	Did any of the panelists partners slash boyfriends have issues with them coming on the show?
	If so, how'd they reply to their partner show off hands.
	Anybody's partner feel bad or feel uncomfortable about them coming on, whatever.
	Maybe I feel uncomfortable calling them partners.
	I feel uncomfortable about that.
	Dialed in 0430, donated 20.
	So fucking tired of you three hundred and fours being in favor of male infant genital mutilation.
	Religious belief is not valid justification.
	Sex circumcision, an American love story.
	Find it on and educate yourself.
	Wow, thank you twenty dollars.
	Thank you master, as Brian does, naught things with burritos.
	Let me tell star chick, if you were my woman, you wouldn't be on this panel.
	Your man is a cump for letting you dress that way.
	Live, that top is for the bed.
	I dress how I want.
	Oh, he doesn't care either, but we have our you know commitment in other ways other than me being more prudent.
	I need a Andrew, would you?
	Would you be down to wear like a Borat bathing suit next time you come on the show?
	No, oh okay.
	Sorry Rachel, my bad, I didn't mean to ask that.
	No way.
	Somebody, someone by chat, told me to ask you that.
	What is the fucking deal anyway with influencers being willing to dress like women?
	I don't.
	I don't even understand that.
	That's shit.
	Ever I will not stand for for this.
	Oh yeah, it's a very hold on, Andrew.
	The Borat bathing suit is very masculine.
	Can we, can you google a picture of wait.
	No no no no wait, don't you, don't wait wait, hold on, let me find Borat bathing suit.
	Uh, let me find it, hold on.
	Oh, we definitely can't show.
	We can show like, uh Okay, never mind.
	We can't show that.
	That's intense.
	It's very masculine.
	Okay.
	It's very hip in Europe.
	Just saying.
	All right.
	Let's see here.
	We have.
	Anyways, whatever.
	Shniko O4 donated $20.
	Anissa, shut up.
	I can't hear the rest of the panel.
	Brian, what's up with my Discord excess?
	Please get back to my message.
	I've been busy, man.
	I'll get it.
	I'll get it sorted.
	But hey, good to see you in the chat, man.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Send me another message on Discord.
	We'll get it all figured out.
	Nolan donated $20.
	What did you do with Maddie Brian?
	She's the whatever equivalent of the Nike swoosh.
	The lingerie girl looks like Raven from Teen Titans.
	Um, who's what?
	The lingerie?
	Uh, so, I mean, I've mentioned it.
	I think I mentioned it two shows ago.
	Madison resigned.
	There's no beef, no drama.
	Um, no bad blood.
	She still owes me five bucks.
	Look, if you guys want her back, look, the door's open.
	Like I said, there's no bad blood.
	She resigned.
	If you guys want her back, maybe you gotta tell her that.
	You gotta tell her that.
	But yeah, doors open.
	No bad blood.
	Wishing her the best in all her future endeavors.
	But you know, look, it's common in business.
	People move on.
	Circumstances change.
	It's normal.
	Business.
	But thank you, Nolan.
	Appreciate it.
	Justin Martin's donated $20.
	Curious, does Anissa have more than one facial expression?
	Thought I seen another one one time, but can't be 100% sure.
	She might be bugged.
	She's bugged, boys.
	Wait, Anissa, can you stare into that camera?
	But then, like, can you tilt your head down?
	That camera?
	And then, like, make your eyes big.
	Aubrey Plot.
	I think Aubrey Pop Plaza, kind of similar, you know, looks similar a little bit.
	Actress, okay.
	Thank you, man.
	Appreciate it.
	Ogle donated $20.
	Yeah, thank you, Ogle.
	Also, chair one is an actual baddie.
	Call me a simp if you want, but they don't show up on whatever too often, so it's worth mentioning.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, Ogle.
	Appreciate it.
	Daniel Nasiri, demon succubi always laugh in the face of the Lord being confronted with their sacrilege.
	Enjoy your journey to the pits of hell, grasping as many blanks as you're able to hold on to by blanks.
	Does he mean Captain $20?
	My TTS got cut off.
	But I was saying, Anissa, 9.
	Although Anissa gets bumped up to a 9.5 because of her white toes.
	Wait, what?
	Do you like the nail polish?
	Oh Okay.
	Borat donated $19.99.
	What's common between a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy?
	They can smell it but can't eat it.
	Oh, God.
	Oh.
	That's Tickpicker.
	Donated $20.
	I like Andrew's hairstyle today.
	Looks like a detective from the 50 investigating missing prostitutes in Disney World.
	He just needs a talking dog, a Pipe and Barry Manilow background music.
	I just can't like it.
	Ran the underscore loves underscore Olivia donated $20.
	I love you more, Olivia Bear.
	Who's Olivia?
	Oh, in the Discord.
	Okay, Randy.
	Appreciate it.
	Grace and donated $20.
	To put all this to rest.
	In life, we get life insurance, auto insurance, home insurance, etc.
	Prenumpt is no more than marriage insurance.
	It doesn't get used unless a woman leaves.
	Brian's $2 bill donated $20.
	My sprinkler goes like this and comes back like this You broke the self-proclaimed yapper.
	She's barely said a word.
	The legendary Treasure Panda donated $20.
	Robot.
	TF.
	Quit simping for Uber drivers.
	BBG Chair 1.
	Listen.
	Look into my eyes.
	I am the captain now.
	Celine Grones, you keep it up MF key pit up.
	Chair 1, you can dress however you want, BBG.
	Wait, question.
	How much does somebody have to send in for you to remove your little acne patch or whatever the fuck that is?
	You can choose that amount.
	$69 TTS, and they'll do it.
	$200.
	$200.
	Is it.
	Okay, I gotta defer.
	I gotta defer to Andrew on this.
	$200.
	$200.
	And guys, we will do it.
	I will zoom in on her white head.
	It's not a white head.
	It's literally just like a red little red spot.
	If you say so.
	Whatever you say.
	$200.
	I have one here, too.
	Sleepy Chi Sniffs donated $20.
	I would hip toss and choke out the Alpha Wannabe who tried to press Andrew that one time.
	Andrew, I know it's so loose, but way to own him intellectually.
	Oh, he's good work on weight loss, sick jawline, bra.
	Thanks, man.
	Wait, why is this not coming up?
	Sorry, guys.
	I don't know why it's not coming.
	What's that?
	What do they call that, Brian?
	Those people who take that bizarre weight loss drug.
	Is it a Zempic?
	They call it a Zempic face.
	Yeah.
	I've been seeing a lot of that lately, and that's gross.
	The Zempic face is pretty gross, dude.
	GMI donated $20.
	Show was significantly better after you harvested.
	Would love to hear way more from Aniso and Morgan and see if they can stir or not.
	Go ahead, Anissa.
	Stir.
	Stir.
	Dark Code 9 donated $25.89.
	Chair 6 was so monotone I wanted to cut my skin off.
	Hashtag Savethskin.
	You got a response?
	You gotta respond to the roast.
	You know, that's the polite thing to do.
	I think monotone is better than being loud and ratchet.
	That's all I have to say.
	Not usually monotone though.
	She's not usually monotone.
	How is she usually?
	She's crazy.
	No, I'm not crazy.
	She's very energetic.
	She's one of the most interesting people.
	So the one time you'll ever be on a podcast ever is the time you decided to be boring as fuck.
	I'm sorry.
	Well, am I wrong, though?
	I feel like there was more controversial topics that could have been had.
	And you would have just lit up and go crazy.
	Maybe not go crazy.
	More controversial.
	We talked about circumcision, war, marriage.
	Okay, tell you what.
	Give us something and show us your real self instead of putting on a facade.
	Go ahead.
	But it's like.
	Oh, it's like.
	Go ahead.
	Okay, okay.
	Go ahead.
	I'll give you a chance.
	I won't be a dick about it.
	How am I supposed to just like turn it on?
	I don't know.
	I guess my responses were more calculating.
	What's a topic that excites you?
	Not things that they talk about on this podcast.
	Nothing.
	Okay, so give us one.
	How about Zoroastrianism?
	Would you like to talk about Zoroastrianism?
	Wait, let's go ahead.
	I don't even know what that is.
	Okay, no, no, no, no.
	Just go ahead.
	I thought it was funny when he was talking about voting for Trump.
	I was ready to be like, so who's oppose?
	Because I feel like a lot of women are really opposed to like he's a race.
	She's not here anymore.
	She did not like me, though.
	She kept calling me a pick-me.
	And when she called him racist for something about Kamala, I was ready to.
	Okay, well.
	Let's.
	I mean, I feel like this panel's probably leaning a bit conservative at this point.
	So.
	Yeah, but I can.
	Wait, are you pro-choice or pro-life?
	Pro-life.
	Okay.
	But that you couldn't get a word out with the other girl that was on here.
	So there was no point in trying to talk at that point.
	Well, you've kind of sidestepped the proposition here.
	So, okay.
	You said there were no entertaining topics.
	Make it entertaining.
	Go ahead.
	I can't.
	I don't know how to do that.
	It's just pick.
	You said there wasn't.
	You said there could be an interesting topic to talk about.
	Go ahead.
	That's like things I talk about with my friends, though.
	It's like.
	Such as?
	Like personal things.
	It's like, because if I say it on here, you can't take it off.
	You can't just like, and then people will.
	What does it pertain to?
	Just personal, our personal lives.
	Like personal anecdotes about a specific individual?
	Awesome.
	She wants to gossip.
	No, it's not like.
	Okay, I guess I could give you an example.
	They're all talking about how she's goth.
	I used to be goth at one point.
	Like extreme punk.
	I used to go to mosh.
	I was in the mosh bits and the shows.
	I don't know.
	I was showing her the music I used to listen to and how ridiculous.
	Like, you asked.
	So it's like, you want to know what we talk about?
	That's what we talk about, I guess.
	It was funny because I was reenacting how ridiculous it is.
	Right.
	And so I was like, I can't just.
	That was the controversial thing that you didn't want to be out there was that you used to be punk and listen to.
	No, you asked what we talk about.
	No, but then you said, well, there's these crazy things I can't say on the whatever podcast.
	You don't want to air out people.
	Oh, yeah, but I don't even care about like.
	I'm not talking about like my family.
	I'll be like, oh, my sister said this thing.
	She's so crazy.
	And I'm not going to like it.
	Yeah, but you're in a room of strangers, so we're not privy to your relationship dynamics.
	Yeah, but that's what we talk about.
	It's exciting to us.
	Yeah, but it's bad etiquette to like talk about like if you two just right now started talking about Billy Bob and we don't know who Billy Bob is, it's like bad etiquette because we don't know about it's like inside joke.
	You don't know.
	So it's like, how about, can you have a generalized interesting conversation?
	Almost is like a customer service type conversation.
	He's like, I work in customer service, and like we'll have conversations, and obviously it's not boring, but like it's not like I'm passionate about what I'm saying.
	Well, most of the things are like faith-based, but it's like everybody here, majority here is secular, so it's like there's no wrong secular.
	Did I say that?
	That's why she's secular.
	Oh my goodness.
	This is why, like, I don't even know what that is.
	Okay, I think it's ridiculous how sensitive women are nowadays.
	Like, everybody's so soft.
	Like, I think it's funny.
	I, when I watch the podcast, I think it's pretty funny when Andrew comes at girls and they're just like the truth, and they get so offended.
	And it's like, you don't have to take offense.
	You could just let it slide and let him have his opinion.
	But, like, not a lot of women can handle that.
	And it's like, I try my best to be more willing to accept the truth because, regardless of how you feel, that's just the truth.
	But that's when you get a lot of on here.
	And it's like, not a lot of people are rebuttaling, so I'm just kind of like that really spiced things up.
	I don't know what am I supposed to because like I'm not gonna make a personal attack.
	I'm just pointless.
	All right, okay.
	I mean, subgraph donated $19.99.
	Stepdaddy Andrew, how are your stepchildren?
	Okay.
	All right.
	We have a bunch more coming through.
	Sorry, guys, I paused it temporarily.
	Chair one biggest fan donated $20.
	Thank you.
	Chair one.
	What do I have to do to be your chair on the next podcast?
	Serious question.
	A champagne pop right now.
	We need a champagne pop.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	Bend the knee to Jesus donated $19.99.
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	Thanks for all you time.
	Jesus loves you all.
	Wavy Z donated $20.
	I agree women should not go to war just to get cascade.
	What does that even mean?
	I'm not sure.
	I think he was agreeing with you.
	Selena Gross donated $20.
	Yeah.
	All the really roastable girls left.
	Unfortunately.
	Plus, I left stream for a while.
	I'm behind.
	I got nothing, Andrew.
	It's like a tightrope thing, you know?
	Like, if you push too hard, there's a lot of people.
	So, 2024 Discord, whatever Oktoberfest was in.
	Thank you, Jess.
	Thank you.
	Thank you all for participating.
	Also, drink for every children.
	We gotta do bear beats.
	There's one more coming after this.
	I feel.
	Oh, I feel.
	It's good.
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	Thank you, Hawkeye 6P.
	Lady with the sunglasses on her head looks like she texts you while at work complaining their dishes in the sink.
	Oh, do you want to respond?
	I really don't.
	Yapper.
	Go ahead, yapper.
	I'm a yapper on TikTok when there's not a bunch of people around.
	No, I don't really have a response.
	What are you yapping?
	Borat donated $19.99.
	What gets easier to pick up the heavier it is?
	Woman.
	Well, I was going to ask.
	How did you reform?
	Like, what made you reform from Democrats?
	Well, we got another TTS coming in.
	Strawberry candy donated $20.
	Everyone's giving the women compliments.
	It's only fair the men get one.
	Brian, you're a cutie, and your smile lights up the room.
	Andrew, your luck is infectious.
	Thank you so much.
	We can't help but laugh with you.
	Thank you, Katie.
	Good laugh, Andrew.
	Cardassu donated $25.89.
	I will leave the roasting for you guys.
	You guys are way better than me.
	THK, the two girls left, I couldn't stand anymore.
	Also, Plaza INV Sweet Tania Streamer.
	She was advising guys how to date, was horrible.
	Sleepy G Sniffs donated $20.
	Yeah, thank you, Joe.
	Wrong episode, but ziz, braw, ziz, ziz, ziz, ziz, ziz, cunt.
	Thank you, Sleepy Joe.
	We had Chessbras's brother on last Sunday.
	He was on the show.
	Pineapple Pizza donated $20.
	While Andrew loves picking apart arguments from anyone that doesn't engage in proper logic, he wouldn't think of picking me apart.
	I keep Andrew away.
	Boom roasted.
	Boom roasted.
	Andrew got roasted.
	King Blackout donated $20.
	Please remember to go out and vote, but only if you vote for Trump.
	There is one main reason, and remember, people, please never forget.
	Trump never once got blown by Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office.
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	Old Man Maureen donated $20.
	Disappointed that the McD's eyebrows left before I can roast her hideous eyebrows.
	I would rate the panel, but no one compares to Anissa.
	First chair's eyebrows are okay, but that's all you get.
	Ogle donated $261.
	Rounding up to $1,000 for the night, so we can see what's hiding under those stars.
	Wow.
	There's a side.
	Yeah.
	Yo, thank you, Ogle.
	You're a legend, dude.
	Yeah, not even bad.
	You can barely even see it.
	I don't even think it's visible.
	Really, not even visible on camera.
	Thank you, Ogle.
	I appreciate him and your legend.
	Trainless, sunless, coffee, where I had donated $19.99.
	You've got to keep Andrew as a co-host.
	It's like he's...
	He's always got the insights and knows just how to nail every topic.
	He's seriously impressive.
	Famous figure.
	Not a co-host, man.
	Just a guest.
	Guys, if I mean, look, I told Andrew, let's move this guy out here to California.
	We need him here.
	We're behind enemy lines.
	We need him back in California.
	He's a California native, right?
	Like you grew up in California, right, Andrew?
	You can hide it here.
	You can hide it.
	Just that is where the liberals are.
	That's true.
	Wait.
	Can you?
	Wait, Austin, can you just tell him to like, can you just?
	If Andrew's talking, we can hide it, but then just, like, show it, reshow it, you know?
	All right.
	Daniel Nosyri donated $20.
	Ozempic face is the same type of gaunt face as HIV medication face.
	I suspect they all have both diseases.
	Yeah, you know, I would rather have a check with a chubby face than the legendary trash panda donated $20.
	I'm literally gonna offend Puke RN Randy and Robot.
	You all need to stop.
	Care 6 boy, I wish you were more than monotone.
	Solid 4 tenths.
	If you made more noise, I'd maybe a 5.
	Care 7, crazy Latina, quit playing.
	Borat, frequent oral can make your day, but frequent blank can make your what make your whole week okay.
	Frequent.
	Oh, oh, it's this one.
	That's why I stick to anal sex.
	Oh, oh, four, donated twenty dollars.
	Brothers, the conversational burden is real.
	Do women even realize how low effort they are?
	What's really interesting to me is I've seen these TikToks of like women will make these memes of like they'll be dunking on how guys are not conversational on first dates.
	And I don't know if I've just had like really unilateral dating experiences.
	Like that, I saw this one thing where it's like a girl will ask a guy a question and he won't re like kind of mirror the question back.
	And this is like some negative mark on all men, and this is how all men conduct themselves conversationally.
	It's not been my experience when it comes to dating.
	Like even on the podcast where I'm outnumbered.
	Granted, I'm the host.
	It's my podcast.
	So I'm not going to like be too much of a dick about it.
	Like the conversational burden, if you even shift it to them momentarily.
	Sorry, guys, you can't do it.
	Like, watch, check this out.
	Okay, go ahead.
	Talk, guys.
	I feel like nobody's been talking what they're technology.
	Yeah, without the host.
	Like, you guys, you none of you have really talked.
	Except for her.
	I mean, they're not even.
	Look, it's a meta-conversation.
	It's a meta-conversation.
	It's not even a conversation about anything else.
	It's a meta-conversation.
	How do you get them to talk if they like just sit there and say nothing?
	I don't know, but my back hurts.
	It's, like, making me mute and shit.
	All right.
	Ah.
	Okay.
	Dialed in 0430 donated $20.
	I'm serious.
	There are no benefits to circumcision.
	Not only are there no benefits to it, but both the man and any of his future sexual partners suffer in the bedroom.
	Stop being fucking ignorant.
	Living bear donated $30.
	I love my Randy Bear so much.
	Thank you, Livy.
	Appreciate it.
	Brian, were you?
	Were you circumcised?
	Yes.
	Brian's Twitch account donated $20.
	Regrettably.
	Brian, for the love of God, I'm not bugged you subscriber simp.
	Chair one, you could have at least centered your culturally appropriated Hindu forehead mark properly.
	Typical entitled laziness.
	Typical.
	Their pseudo master chef donated $19.99.
	Andrew's haircuts is like when Jerry on Seinfeld got the bad haircuts that made him look eight years old.
	Brian, get that burrito out of there.
	Andrew had to do it.
	Much respect.
	Uh, thank you, man.
	Olivia donated $25.
	I want to cut all of you girls if you know what I mean.
	He he like you want to shank them, Olivia.
	What the fuck?
	Chill out, bro.
	Hold on.
	I'll pause it for a second, Andrew.
	Daniel in the Siri, The Corner Chicken, the White Shirt, is a prime example of what happens to a nice, wholesome girl that moves to California.
	Jewish?
	Oh, it's Jewish girl that moves to California needs to understand why she's chosen.
	Sorry.
	Wait, what?
	Chosen by taking as much D as possible?
	What?
	Andrew, your thing quick.
	What fucking corner is he talking about?
	I was just wanting to ever wonder what it's like, what sex is like if you weren't.
	Circumcision.
	You ever wonder about that?
	I do wonder about it.
	I do too.
	I do too.
	I do.
	I'm not gonna lie.
	I wonder about it.
	Yeah, I mean, I mean, at least what they report is, you know, there's additional nerve endings.
	Maybe it would have felt better.
	Maybe the client.
	What do I do?
	Like, because I'm told that the sensation is worse, right?
	Because the foreskin is gone.
	But I'm like, I only last 20 seconds now.
	So would that be like, would Ryan?
	So wouldn't it be like, wouldn't that basically be like an additional handicap, right?
	Oh, I see what you're.
	Wait, you last 20?
	Yeah.
	Andrew, that's not true.
	Wouldn't that take it to like 10 seconds?
	It would reduce your stamina, maybe, because there's more sensation.
	And if you're prone to premature ejaculation, Andrew, look, there are medications.
	There's thought things you can do, meditations.
	We can help.
	Andrew, we can help.
	There's medication for that.
	But it's like, I don't know, if you're premature.
	I've seen the commercials are like, take this pill, your wife will love you again.
	You know what, though?
	On the like premature ejaculation thing, I feel like, yeah, like, okay, if there's, if it's even more pleasurable, like if you would otherwise blast in 20 seconds, but now you blast in 10 seconds, like, ladies, would it really matter?
	Like, 10 seconds versus 20 seconds, like, it's still an L, right?
	Yeah.
	Like, oh, that's what you're stuck with for the rest of your life, though.
	You kind of want every second, right?
	Well, look, you know, there's round two, you know, round two, maybe you go 40 seconds, Andrew.
	You know, there's, there's, there's, yeah, but now, but that would just be down just the normal finishing time, right?
	If it wasn't circumcised.
	Have, I don't think we've ever talked about this on the podcast.
	Have any of the ladies been with a premature ejaculator?
	I don't know.
	Ladies?
	I don't think they disclose that.
	What do you mean, disclose?
	They disclose it via their penis.
	Wait, premature ejaculating.
	With you specifically.
	Like, you obviously had to have had sex with him or oral copulation or a hand job.
	Or like, did they?
	A couch or some shit.
	I don't know.
	Huh?
	For me, it's yes.
	Yes.
	A lot, actually.
	Word?
	No.
	Nope.
	No.
	Nope.
	Baby.
	No.
	Someone in my chat said, well, do you want to be?
	No.
	Please.
	Oh, man.
	Premature ejaculator.
	Premature ejaculator.
	It's kind of like a compliment, right?
	I have no idea.
	She wouldn't know.
	It's a huge compliment to the woman.
	It really just depends on the situation.
	It's a huge compliment.
	Right?
	I think.
	She's the only virgin at the table.
	Oh, you're a virgin?
	Yeah.
	Oh, cool.
	So I have an idea.
	She doesn't know what you're talking about.
	Oh, premature music.
	Here, I'll explain it.
	When the woman and the man love each other very much, they anyways.
	Oh, yeah, payment.
	Oh, shit.
	I had something on the premature thing.
	It's like the thought was premature, Brian.
	Oh, man, I lost it because shit.
	Damn.
	It was good too.
	She.
	I kind of want to just wait until it comes back to me.
	Hold on.
	Premature jackulation.
	Make a bunch of racket and he'll never catch the thought again.
	Make a ton of noise, it'll never come back to him.
	It was so good, it was so good, Andrew.
	It was like the best joke I ever had.
	Came to me, and then my brain-fraught fog was like, Fuck that shit.
	It was like, Get the fuck out of here, Brian.
	It came out of you.
	That's what she said.
	Okay.
	Oh, man.
	Okay, hold on.
	Let me write down the note.
	Premature ejaculation.
	It'll come back to me.
	I'll let the rest of the chats come in.
	Little Little In donated $21.
	Thank you.
	Chair 5.
	Would you suck on chair 1's toes?
	Or is that enough to bow only things?
	Wait, what?
	Chair 1?
	Real talk.
	Um, if it was on camera, like a paid scene, probably.
	Cable Jones donated $100 to the Prefect Goth Girl showing off her boobs.
	You have a beautiful face, a gorgeous smile, and a sexy laugh.
	But I really want to lick your Australian dollars, H at Luck.
	What the fuck?
	Bro.
	Uh, cable?
	Hello?
	Did that say Australian dollars?
	Code 9 donated $25.90.
	No.
	Controversial take.
	Helldivers is better than Space Marine 2.
	Andrew?
	Dude, I don't know if you.
	I don't know.
	It is better than Space Marine 2.
	Ken Kniff from Connecticut donated $20.
	Ken Kniff?
	This is Ken Kniff from Connecticut.
	I'm 37.
	I'm voting for Trump.
	The reason you should vote for Trump is because he never got gluck from Monica Lewinsky.
	That's a good donated $20.
	Chair 6.
	If your conversation topics were like a lake, it'd be so shallow that if I skipped a rock across it, the lake would evaporate.
	Can we get back to the fact that that super chat said asshole but came out as Australian dollars?
	Can we?
	Are we just gonna hit that?
	It was so funny.
	It was the funniest thing.
	I'll re-trigger it.
	But wait, I'll read this.
	Framework Engineer.
	All right, blank chop dick chopper.
	You're religious.
	God created the heavens, the universe, and everything else, but you think he got foreskin wrong and you know better?
	Circumcising women reduces STDs.
	You game?
	How do you circumcise a woman?
	It's a female genital manipulation.
	It's common in like African cultures, I think.
	I've never heard of it before.
	God damn it.
	It's basically the same thing.
	Give him some head and shoulders, bro.
	What the fuck?
	Shit.
	Give me some damage.
	Basically, like slice off your fuck.
	Response?
	I don't know how you respond to that.
	Okay.
	Sounds good.
	As Vet donated $20.
	Thoughts on Monica sucking Bill?
	Should not have done that.
	Should not have done that.
	So I have a specialty tool.
	GMI donated $2569.
	I'm sorry.
	New question.
	Would you date someone who had no internal monologue?
	Say no to goldfishes.
	Yo, GMI, thank you very much.
	Andrew, you're going to say something?
	Yeah, my bad.
	My bad.
	Cable Jones donated $100 to the Prefect Goth Girl showing off her boobs.
	You have a beautiful face, a gorgeous smile, and a sexy laugh.
	But I really want to lick your Australian dollars, H at Love.
	I get why it happened.
	I see it.
	It's because the A before the money sign.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I mean, that's objectively fucking hilarious, even if it was by accident.
	That makes it even funnier.
	That's a whatever meme now.
	So from now on, basically, you can always call someone an asshole, right?
	But you can space it out by just calling him an Australian dollar from now on.
	Guys, if you're gonna call like a female panelist an asshole, just call her an Australian dollar.
	Yeah, Australian dollars.
	What a bunch of Australian dollars donated $20.
	Thank you, Jim.
	Isn't it the same for men?
	Thank you, Borat.
	Appreciate it.
	I like my women like I like my COVID-19 and easily spread.
	Wawa wewa.
	Scam a la Gavin Newscombe donated $19.99.
	SD and Doc voted 70% rep. I was in used to be them, but Andrew converted me.
	I converted me, Magnan and Marie.
	You guys are making the difference.
	Carmelo is literally hydro enemy within RFK.
	Tulsi, Elon Trump is Avengers.
	Thank you.
	Also, I don't want to hear her.
	We will always call her Eyebrows.
	Which one?
	She fooped up.
	Either me or the girl.
	This girl who's you here?
	Yeah.
	Who rage quit?
	Yeah.
	Famous Sundus Coffee Wero had donated $19.99.
	When did everybody lose their virginity, including Brian and Andrew, and what he talked about?
	We'll go around the table on this.
	What about go ahead?
	15?
	17?
	16.
	Do I have to answer this?
	Yes.
	18.
	15.
	I would have lost it sooner if I could.
	What the fuck?
	14.
	16.
	I was 17, if I recall.
	Andrew, what about you?
	You strump it, you.
	I was 13.
	NGMI donated $20.69.
	I just want my foreskin back.
	Oh, seven in chat.
	If you want yours back too.
	And the check was 19, by the way.
	Oh, whoa!
	So you're a victim.
	Jesus donated $20.
	She's so excited to do all of you.
	I'm so sorry.
	Damn, I feel bad for making the sound now.
	Andrew, if you want to talk about it after the show, you can call me.
	You see, no, this is the fact that men's trauma is talked about like this.
	Like, a victim like myself can't even have this story.
	Instead, what happens?
	Brian is going to shame me for it.
	Like, what a scumbag.
	Look, Andrew, I know.
	You thought I was.
	Because I'm very deadpan in my delivery.
	You thought, you thought I was mocking you.
	I actually, ho!
	I have a similar experience, son.
	I was 17.
	She was 21.
	Yeah, I think that that's slightly different.
	A bit different.
	That's not a bit of a different.
	Was it consensual?
	Yes.
	It was definitely consensual.
	100%.
	But I'm just saying.
	You know what I mean?
	I mean, for both scenarios, for you and him.
	Well, I mean, given his age, it's like statutory, you know.
	Anyways, good talk.
	But me and Andrew, I guess look, you know, I was a senior in high school, and you know, I had the Riz, got with the college girl.
	Looking back, terrible idea, but hey, whatever.
	Okay.
	Wait, it's not.
	What the heck?
	Oh, it's pause.
	That's why.
	I was in like eighth grade.
	Yikes.
	You can hide.
	That's a brown bralette.
	Anyways, nice rack kinder, but a few.
	What?
	What?
	Do you want to respond?
	They underscore you not donated $20.
	Ew.
	You woo around the table.
	Do no woo.
	Go ahead.
	Please know.
	Like.
	Like this.
	Ew.
	I'll just say oohu.
	Ooooo?
	No.
	Uwu.
	Can't do it.
	Oh, well, I'm gonna do it.
	I don't.
	Anissa.
	Anissa, come on.
	We got the, come on.
	If I do it, will you do it?
	I don't know.
	I will, Brian.
	You first.
	No, she's not going to do it, though.
	Not yet.
	No, I said I'll do it if you do it first.
	I don't believe you, Andrew.
	There's no way you're.
	I'll do it.
	No, there's no way.
	I'll do it if Anissa does it.
	I guess we're not doing it, Andrew.
	Sorry.
	Sorry.
	You know what?
	You do it first, then I do it.
	No, no, you first.
	No, you first, bro.
	You first.
	Hey, you first.
	By the way, I better correct the record, too.
	Otherwise, people are going to think that my trolling was true.
	Obviously, I didn't lose my Virginia at 13 or 19.
	I was joking.
	I was kidding.
	Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Bro, I've never revealed that on the podcast.
	I was trying to bond with you, bro, and you just made me fucking reveal some like really intimate personal shit, bro.
	Are you guys both?
	I did that to you.
	Now, give me a fucking ooh, Brian.
	Give me a fucking ooh.
	Unbelievable.
	Unbelievable.
	Fucking unbelievable.
	I opened up to you.
	I opened up to you, Andrew.
	I put my...
	This is why you can't be vulnerable.
	Frickin' Andrew, bro, you bamboozled me, dude.
	Unbelievable, man.
	Oh, I didn't mean to press that one, my bun.
	Are you going to tell fucking anybody when I lost my phone?
	It's like that.
	Okay.
	Oh, my God.
	Damn, bro.
	Did me dirty.
	Daniel, censor.
	Here, can you read this?
	I'm going to make you read these ones that don't.
	Automatically.
	Okay.
	Censorship industrial complex.
	We cook your meals.
	We haul your trash.
	We connect your calls.
	We drive your ambulances.
	We guard you.
	Oh, here, I'll pull it back up.
	We guard you while you sleep.
	Do not fuck with this.
	Oh, this is from Fight Club, Daniel.
	Actually, is it kind of ironic?
	Because I was just thinking of the Fight Club quote.
	While Marla and the narrator, or I guess it's Tyler Durden shit.
	Fuck.
	Yeah, Marla and Tyler Durden.
	It's been out for fucking 20 years.
	you guys know what the fucking twist is they took out a line from the film and she said she hasn't been fucked that well since grade school but they thought that oh no Yeah, that was Fight Club.
	Or no, it is in the film.
	I think they kept it in the film.
	Wait.
	Yeah, it was in the film.
	Oh, the other, there was another line that they had to take out.
	It had something to do with abortion, I think.
	Fuck, I don't know.
	Whatever.
	Anyways.
	Yeah.
	No, there was like a ton of them from the bloopers.
	I think.
	They did that scene like 15 different times with different things that she said, and they went with that one.
	Yeah.
	That is the one that made the film.
	Okay.
	Justin Martin's donated $20.
	Andrew, you just need to get a hold of whatever chair six is taking.
	That should dull any sensation you'll have.
	Happiness, your will to live.
	Yo, Justin, thank you for the TTS member.
	Old Man Marine donated $20.
	Thank you, Marine.
	Used to be uncut, but no, I am.
	Not much difference in sex to mention.
	It only eliminates the annoying comments from women like, I don't really care.
	I prefer it uncut, blah, blah.
	Huey Peach Long donated $20.
	They take our foreskin so that demon celebs like Sandra Bullock can inject their face with the blood and look young forever.
	Pull that up, Jamie.
	It's true.
	Conspiracy.
	I feel like that guy's just trying to make us be all.
	It's true, man.
	It's true.
	The only reason anyone needs to know on why to vote for Trump.
	If he does not win, we will enter World War III.
	I have friends in high places that will confirm that.
	Don't send our young men to war.
	Yo, Andrew.
	And you know, if he does get us in World War III, can we at least have good gas prices?
	Yeah, that'd be nice.
	Yo, Andrew, do you think who do you think will win?
	Like, not who you want to win, who do you think will win?
	Kamala Arrows.
	You think so?
	Now, I'm not going to say the reason on air why I think that, but I think people can infer because of sex workers?
	Okay, never mind.
	Yeah.
	Because there's too many sex workers donated $19.99.
	What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky fried chicken?
	By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your arm in.
	Oh, I remember.
	So foul, dude.
	I remember what the premature ejaculation thing was.
	It's my favorite pickup line.
	You go up to a girl and you say, hi, I'm Brian.
	Have you ever been with a premature ejaculator before?
	And she, and then, or no, oh my god, I fucked it up.
	I'm such an idiot.
	Oh, my God.
	Okay, hold on.
	Sorry, let me.
	You go up to a girl, you'd be like, hey, have you ever been with a mature ejaculator before?
	And she goes, yes.
	She goes, no.
	In any case, you just introduce yourself and you say, well, hi, I'm Brian.
	Or whatever the fuck your name is.
	It's great.
	It works 5% of the time.
	You don't just do like the across the room thing?
	Cross-the-what's that?
	Yeah, the Wilsons are famous for the across.
	You know, where you just like, you know, you don't do that.
	You don't do that thing?
	You don't do that?
	Like, that works.
	That's the killer right there.
	No, I like to do the challenge.
	Like, I like to say the thing that's least likely to succeed.
	And when it does succeed, she's a keeper.
	Has that actually worked that?
	Yeah, all the time.
	Just step up.
	Excuse me, miss.
	I'm a premature ejaculator.
	I'd like to get to know you.
	I think that's a good way to make people talk to you because then it's like funny and they start laughing.
	But then you can like hit it off because you have like the humor.
	Yeah, couldn't you like basically just do anything like that though?
	Like you can just walk over and be like, that guy over there just called you a bitch.
	And when she goes, what?
	No, I was just kidding.
	You want a drink?
	Right, like you could just do it.
	Couldn't you just insert basically anything there?
	Wait, is your Andrew?
	Is your question, can you just say anything?
	Yeah, well, yeah.
	I mean, basically, the whole point is to say something which is offensive.
	Kind of offensive.
	But it's offensive and self-deprecating.
	Self-deprecating.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	And then you play it off, like she was saying.
	You say, I'm just joking.
	30 seconds.
	Okay.
	Tough crowd here.
	Framework engineer.
	Australian dollars H at L and Australian dollars H at L, Australian dollars H at Australian dollars H at L, Australian dollars H at L, Australian dollars H at L and Australian dollars H at LeBrian.
	Don't let Andrew sit next to you unless you get a coffee-proof keyboard cover.
	Boom, roasted like his coffee soaked shift key.
	Borat donated $19.99.
	The only B word you should call a woman is beautiful bitches.
	Love it when you call them beautiful.
	That's.
	Thank you, Borat.
	Blinker donated twenty dollars.
	Hey Brian, did you see the girl you had on a while back?
	Lillian Phillips is going for the record for banging one thousand guys in one day.
	Yeah, it's good thoughts on this absolute debauchery.
	I mean she sniffs donated twenty dollars.
	Australian dollars eight shitler, Australian dollars, eight shitler, Australian dollars.
	Eight shitler, Australian dollars, eight shitler just dropped prime hope.
	It is saying Australian dollars can take a smash aggressively and respectfully.
	Was it Australian dollars?
	Eight shitler?
	That I don't know.
	I did see Blinker.
	I did see the girl who's trying to break her record by banging a thousand guys.
	She was on the show previously.
	I honestly with these girls there's this other Australian chick that like does this thing where she's.
	She was gonna be on the show but then she flaked because she's being a diva she's actually supposed to be.
	She was supposed to be on the show on Tuesday.
	She's this I'm not gonna say her name, just so she doesn't get any extra attention but Australian girl wait, how's that not legal prostitution?
	Basically, she's like you can come in here and screw me and I'm gonna film it and make money on other guys watching it.
	How's that not?
	That's just prostitute.
	It's yeah, it's yeah.
	But I think these girls lie about that stuff, like they just say it to be controversial and to get attention.
	So, or maybe it's true, I don't know.
	Borat donated $19.99 to chair two big UAS of you.
	I can feel myself slowly but surely becoming the me I have always dreamed of being.
	Wait, what that's good to know.
	Vector donated $20 chair.
	One has been roasted so much that if we could peer into her brain, joy would be strangling, angry sadness would be having a conniption and disgust would be destroying all the core memories.
	That that's like Shakespeare roast right there, Vector.
	Thank you, Vector.
	Uh, we have, let's see, Cameron Salinas.
	All i'm saying is, by the way, thank you for the super chats, guys.
	If you can just send them through Streamlabs, just so it's like more streamlined.
	Uh, can you read this one?
	Yep, can you read this one?
	All i'm saying is that woman on this table lack moral on this table.
	Morals lack in comparison to Monica Lewinski when she was blowing Billcorn.
	Hashtag truck 2024.
	all right thank you cameron Selena's guys, if you want final call on the roast $20 TTS, $20 TTS if you want to get a roasting guys Randy underscore loves underscore Olivia donated $20.
	Olivia and I still love each other.
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	You're a tough guy with huffy wings.
	My sprinkler goes like this and comes back like this.
	Yo, thank you, man.
	Really appreciate it.
	All right, guys, if you want, get your last-minute TTS in.
	Like the video, please.
	Hey, can you make an actual roast, though?
	Like, I mean, this is just, this has been a simp fest.
	It's been an over-the-top simp fest.
	Major sim fest.
	Major simpetry.
	Major.
	I probably shouldn't have said that because now they're going to roast the shit out of me.
	I shouldn't have said that.
	I could have gotten away clean and then I fucked up.
	Daniel Nosseri donated $20.
	The fight club movie was added onto the leftists' homeland terrorist watch list by the FBI via the anti-Republic Democrat Party and the Biden administration.
	Its release was a surveillance tool.
	Also, wait.
	Oh.
	Wait, what?
	Is that true about the fight club movie?
	That's weird.
	I think that's a conspiracy theory.
	Based habitant donated $19.99, will you shout out Maxime Bernier?
	The only man running for office who promises to end mass immigration and promote our birth, right?
	Also, please say Tabernac in your mother tongue.
	His name is Maxine.
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	I don't.
	I don't know who that is, so I don't know who that is.
	I will say Tabernac.
	That's it.
	Thank you, man.
	Thank you, based habitant.
	Appreciate it, man.
	Mercy Buku, all the way to you in Canada.
	So, okay, $20 TTS.
	We're going to do a Twitch raid.
	Any final thoughts from any of the panelists before we wrap up?
	Any final disagreements?
	I know you have probably a lot of shit talking you want to do.
	Dating conversation, any dating topic any of you guys want to talk on?
	Speak now, forever hold your peace.
	Is the audio muted?
	Yeah, we're expecting 2011.
	Oh, okay.
	Who am I going to raid?
	Let's see here.
	We are going to raid.
	I don't know who we're going to raid.
	Nothing.
	Nothing.
	You don't have a final disagreement?
	I mean, I would, but also, I have to drive six hours, so I don't want to.
	Just do it.
	Just do it.
	Go ahead.
	I would ask: do you guys think that 911 was it?
	Oh, are you fucking retarded, bro?
	Oh, my God.
	We weren't going to be able to do that.
	That has to be our word.
	TOS, right?
	Is that TOS?
	Yeah, we can't get into that.
	I haven't totally not dating related.
	I have a question for Andrew, I guess.
	Andrew, you say you're Orthodox Christian.
	Does it ever internally conflict you?
	Like, you know how we're told to behave towards others versus women?
	You mean like how women, female Christians pretend that Christians are supposed to be little bitches?
	Yeah, I know about that.
	Oh, go ahead.
	No, not well, I guess.
	Elaborate on what you mean by that.
	There's an entire, there's an entire uh Protestant sect of what I call sewing circle Christians, and what it is, is a bunch of tone-policing women who like to run around and finger wag at everybody about how you're supposed to say things because if you make people uncomfortable, they get really upsetty spaghetti because Jesus Christ wouldn't like that, and they have a nice Jesus fish on their bumper, and you're supposed to be nice and take the proper tone.
	Meanwhile, the entire world fucking burns around us, and uh, and all they're concerned about is uh clutching their pearls because you happened to tell a prostitute that she probably shouldn't have sucked a hundred penises last weekend.
	It's uh very, very antithetical to Christianity, it's uh it's insanity as far as I'm concerned, and honestly, I think that they exacerbate the problem, they don't do anything to solve it.
	Well, I wasn't talking about six, I love your music.
	Do you believe in life after love has got to be my favorite?
	Uh, Huey, thank you, man.
	Appreciate it.
	The live chattis cringe donated $25.
	This is a diss to the live chat last week.
	Y'all in the chat begging for Andrew like a bunch of Taylor Swift fans.
	Are y'all grown men or what?
	Daniel Nosseri donated $20.
	Everything is a conspiracy theory via the left-it mainstream media network.
	Okay, thank you, Daniel.
	Appreciate it.
	Thank you for the TTS.
	We have a few more coming in.
	Newton's law of gravity donated $20.
	I gotta lose some weight, boys.
	Brian has been breaking scales since last year.
	Cause he's fat.
	Boom-roasted.
	Boom-roasted.
	Question for the panel: Does Brian really have a dumpy?
	S underscore R donated $19.99.
	Vote Trump.
	He has discipline.
	Never drank booze.
	Really?
	I don't know.
	Never smoked a cigar.
	And never used the cigar to diddle Monica Lewinsky.
	Aratheo underscore powder donated $19.99.
	Andrew's nose looks like female genital mutilation.
	That's crazy.
	That's wild, man.
	Cube earnest nose $20.
	What a jerk.
	Some of the women on this panel make premature sound like just-in-time hashtag pump and dumb.
	Yo, Cube.
	Yeah, that's Tidy's first cousin donated $19.99.
	Okay, you wanted a roast, Andrew.
	Here you go.
	You wifed up a chick with two previous fabery daddies.
	Hold this up, clapping, clapping, clapping, clapping.
	No passion donated $20.
	Thank you, no passion.
	Question for all.
	If you were retired at 26, what would you be doing if you had all the time in the world?
	I need hobbies.
	Wait, no passion.
	Are you when you say you're retired, like you came into inheritance, Bitcoin?
	How did you come into enough money to retire?
	Honestly, dude, surfing.
	Surfing, trust me.
	That's your new hobby.
	Go do it.
	Go get a lesson.
	Do what it takes.
	Anybody else on the panel?
	Hey, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, so back to this.
	Yeah, I consider it to be antithetical to Christianity.
	Ultimately, I think that women, especially feminist and egalitarian Christians, moving into Protestant churches and destroying them.
	And that they would much rather hear, instead of seeing a prostitute reform, they would actually rather see her stay a prostitute rather than see a Christian who potentially was mean to them.
	That's what I actually believe.
	I think that they would rather actually see a woman prostituting herself for money rather than see a Christian use harsh language towards her.
	Well, I wasn't referring to saying the truth at all.
	I know you talk about the tongue policing.
	I was more or less talking about like in Proverbs how it talks about how to talk to people or like Jesus flipped tables when it was necessary.
	I'm not saying that it's not our duty to stand on what the truth is.
	I mean more or less kind of like the I guess you could call it teasing like the way I mean I guess where did this idea come from that Christians are like a bunch of humorless wretches who, just you know who, at the slightest drop of a hat, they faint like I don't know where this idea came from like, if somebody says a crass word, you're supposed to grab your curls.
	And oh, how could you say such a thing?
	Oh well, the Bible says, you know, get real.
	You got Christians who are working on oil rigs, you got them working in the most god-awful jobs in the world.
	Right, they go hand me that fucking wrench, John.
	They're not going well now John, I really appreciate it if you would slide that wrench over here in the nicest way possible because, after all, Jesus wants to make sure that you and I have the finest wrench passing relationship that we can possibly have.
	It's just absurd.
	It's absurd.
	Well, the Bible does say, let no corrupt communication proceed out of thy mouth.
	That's why I ask like, if you're Orthodox and by the book, that's just a question I had.
	It's because like, we're supposed to be representing.
	Yeah, here's the thing right, people speak a different language than what Christians speak.
	You know, I talk to people, I meet people where they're at, with the language that they know, with the things that they know, and so the thing is is that I seem to be able to get through to people and get them to understand where I'm coming from a lot easier if I don't act like an overly pious, virtue signaling asshole, but instead just point out that they themselves often seem to partake in extraordinarily corrupt activities.
	And I can guide them to that easier if I'm not a virtue signaling prick.
	Instead of doing that, attend to meet them where they are.
	The number one criticism that I get from both sides is only because I'm effective.
	That's it.
	I mean you're effective at pointing out wrongs and rights, but I mean, I guess what it is like.
	Our goal is to get people to turn to Christ, but it's more.
	Yeah, how many people have you turned to Christ?
	A handful yeah, definitely not using your method, but also not being what if my method turned thousands of people to orthodoxy?
	Well, if they were getting saved, then that's great.
	No.
	So, then your objection, what would your objection be that?
	Oh, I was just asking, like, if you're Orthodox, then wouldn't that go against representing Christ and all that?
	No, I don't think so.
	I think that communication in modernity, that I speak a different language than many people speak.
	And so I try to meet people where they're at.
	And that's the best that I, that's the best that I know how to do.
	I'm not making some claim that I turn thousands of people over to Christianity.
	I'm not so arrogant as to believe that.
	What I am making the claim, though, is that I'm not going to, I have to share a world with some of the worst, most god-awful human beings on planet Earth.
	I've had women at that table talk about how they've drained men's bank accounts dry and smile at me while they do it.
	I've had them sit there and talk to me about all the men that they've screwed over, why they smile at me after they did it.
	I've had them say the most horrendous things that you can imagine.
	And instead of me combating that, right, the sewing circle Christians of the world would much rather that I stay there and smile and say, but sweetheart, Jesus loves you.
	And it's like, fuck that.
	That's bullshit.
	And that's exactly what got us where we're at in the first place.
	What should happen is a bunch of men went, shut your fucking mouth and stop being a prostitute.
	That's what should have happened.
	And then we wouldn't be in the situation we're in now.
	Unfortunately, what happened instead is a bunch of pussy-ass men listened to a bunch of dumb brats who told them, okay, sweetheart.
	You know what?
	I'll be nice.
	That was exactly the opposite of what should have happened.
	What should have happened is we should have had guarded laws against pornography.
	We should have had guarded laws against the sexual degeneracy in society.
	And men should have been pushing that forward the entire time and should have ignored women's objections.
	That's what should have happened.
	In my humble opinion.
	Well, I guess it just seems like you turn more people away from it with the cross representation.
	Erroneous.
	Yeah.
	Erroneous.
	Well, then, I'm sorry.
	I am sorry that I don't want to turn people to fake, phony, baloney, bullshit Christianity.
	You could say the truth.
	Because that's what it really is.
	What it really is, is you want me to turn people, they want me to turn people to phony, baloney, bullshit, be nice Christianity where Jesus was your boyfriend and you can do whatever you want because later you can just repent and so everything will be okay.
	This 19-year-old over here, right?
	At chair one, literally said, Christ is the truth, but I don't care because I want to go fuck dudes.
	Like, what do you want me to say?
	I did not say that.
	You did say that.
	Yeah, that's what you said.
	And so, like, what would you like me to say to that?
	What would you like me to do with that?
	Would you like me to just be like, well, okay, I'm just going to ignore that that's what was stated because it is what was stated.
	Well, I mean, you could give a scriptural reference, but it's God's scriptural reference.
	She literally believes that Christ is God already.
	She already believes it and still went, screw that, though.
	Like, what scripture should I give a person who's already a believer, but says, I don't care?
	What you tell me?
	Well, go ahead.
	Do you tell me what scripture should I give a person who's like, yeah, I believe that Christ is God and I just don't care?
	According to the Bible, it's our job to spread the word.
	It's God's job to judge and the Holy Spirit to convict.
	So regardless...
	She already knows!
	Jesus!
	Like...
	Sometimes she already knows and just doesn't care.
	I know a lot of Catholics that grew up like that, but not all Catholic churches actually teach them to read the Bible and learn the Bible.
	What part of she already accepts Jesus Christ is Lord and God are you not understanding here?
	Doesn't mean that it's not a matter of not understanding.
	She already accepts it as being true and just doesn't care.
	You could acquire it.
	What goddamn this are you not reconciling here?
	Well, you could accept it.
	You're not going to be able to take the decoder ring Bible to her and go here.
	Let's use our Jesus Decoder ring.
	And with this proper passage, then you'll know.
	She already knows.
	She just doesn't care.
	What do you?
	So what do you do with that?
	You tell me.
	I'm all ears.
	Well, that doesn't mean she's saved regardless of how she's living her life.
	Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
	But the thing is, is like if you already have the foreknowledge, you already know it's real, you already believe that it's true, you already accept that Christ is God and you reject it anyway.
	Not everybody understands that.
	Oh, okay.
	I'll tell you what.
	How about this?
	I'm going to sit here and learn from you, the master.
	Go ahead and bring her back to Christianity while I watch.
	Go ahead.
	Bring her back.
	I was talking about salvation.
	You're talking about.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
	I'm talking about salvation.
	You do it.
	I'm going to watch.
	And then I'll know for next time how I can do it the right way.
	I don't think she wants.
	Well, wait, I thought it was our job.
	It doesn't matter which name it was.
	It's our job, right?
	No.
	Do your job.
	Do your job.
	Bring her back while I watch.
	Okay.
	If you died today, do you know if you're going to heaven or hell?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	What would you like to know?
	I guess.
	Regardless of how you live your life, and it's right that you do, but the first step is getting saved.
	I mean, I guess, like, I could say what I think, but obviously no one knows how I live my life personally.
	You only see how I am here.
	But I think I really don't think that I've sinned in any way that would cause me to go immediately to hell.
	So I do believe that I still have a chance to redeem myself with God, even if it's after death.
	Well, if you say you believe in God and you believe the Bible, correct?
	So then you would know that we're all born sinners, right?
	Yeah.
	So regardless of what sin you do, we're already sending, we're already on our way to hell.
	But that's why Jesus died on the cross to save us.
	But we have the choice.
	We have the free will given by God.
	You can either choose to save yourself and accept the gift or send yourself to hell and reject the gift.
	I think what I was trying to say in the beginning of the pod that I didn't really clarify fully is that like I believe in God and my end goal is Catholicism, but I'm still like just like on my journey and accepting that part of myself.
	You know what I mean?
	So like I'm having internal struggles.
	No one could sit here and tell me and like convince me to turn back to my faith because I don't think I need convincing.
	I'm just having my own personal struggle.
	You know, like I can't really explain that to anybody.
	Well, why wait?
	That's just like, I mean, I don't know, life gets in the way.
	There's like, you could say, I can hear you tell me to go to church on Sunday, but like, that wouldn't make you a good Christian.
	Of course.
	And neither does like not going to church doesn't make me a bad Christian either.
	I mean, you could say it does because like I'm not practicing, but like I believe in God and I love him.
	So like that's my personal relationship with him.
	And if I want to build that into like including the Catholic Church, you know, as in like practicing going to church on Sunday, then that's just like my personal choice, you know?
	Of course.
	Yeah.
	But I'm still in that journey.
	No one can really convince me to jump start it because like I'm choosing to hold off.
	Well, okay, I could give you an example of why you said not to convince you, but let me just give you an example of why you should.
	I grew up raised right and I got far from God, really far from God to the point where I was where you were at.
	Like, I'm gonna live how I want to live.
	I'm gonna, you know, I have, I know God as my Savior, so it doesn't matter how I live.
	But my life just kept going downhill.
	It sucked, it felt empty.
	No amount of smoking weed or drinking alcohol or going to shows or listening to music could make me feel any better.
	No guy, because at the end of the day, every guy seems temporary.
	But as soon as I, you know, went back to what was right, it seemed like everything started falling back into place.
	Like I actually was happy again.
	Felt like I knew my purpose in life, finding my purpose in life.
	I think a lot of that, like turning back to God, comes with fear.
	Because like, I don't know, it's like scary to see like what's going to leave your life, you know, when you do go that way.
	You don't fear hell.
	And you don't fear all the disgusting things that are out there in the world that God can protect you.
	I guess it's just like it's easier to talk about it, but it's a lot harder to act on it, you know?
	What makes it so hard?
	I don't really want to talk about like religious stuff because unless it has to do with like dating, you know, because my boyfriend isn't religious, so like, I guess I just don't feel like that's my priority.
	Oh, you brought her back.
	Good job.
	You got her.
	Chairwoman.
	I'm going to take that lesson to heart.
	All right, God.
	You show me how, you show me how to do it.
	All I have to do is just wait for the person who already shut down to shut down again.
	That's perfect.
	Way better than the process of, I don't know, meeting them where they're at.
	Well, like I said, it's the Holy Spirit's job to convict.
	I just try.
	Yeah, then why even open your mouth if it's the Holy Spirit's going to do it for you?
	How is it going to convict if there's no seed speaking?
	All right, I know.
	Okay, so then I guess it takes a new component to yourself.
	I need a final point from the both of you.
	Go ahead.
	I feel like you have a very crass representation of Christianity.
	Okay, I feel like you have a very ineffective, and a very ineffective way of going about convincing anybody of anything.
	People can barely stand and listen to you for 15 seconds because you talk like this in a monotone voice and you're not convincing at all.
	And the thing is, it's really easy for you to point at me and say, well, I don't like your methods, but we just saw yours.
	And who knows, prayer can do a lot.
	Yeah, great.
	I'm sure it will.
	You go in your little room somewhere and you pray about it.
	And meanwhile, I'll be out here in the mud and the muck, fighting the good fight while you're in a room praying about it.
	If that's what you believe.
	Okay, all right.
	Let's see.
	I'm going to get through a bunch of these.
	Dragon's Talon.
	That porn Christianity speech makes me want to seek out Satan.
	Andrew, call me an Aussie dollar to bring me back, please.
	Hello?
	Andrew?
	Okay.
	All right, Realistic Heart.
	Can you read this one for us?
	Here's something to tuck you in, Brian, before you go to bed.
	To insulate your heart from being dumped by Andrew tonight.
	Duped by Andrew tonight.
	I don't think I need to read that repeat.
	Realistic Heart, thank you so much for the very generous super chat here at the end of the show.
	Very good to see you back in the chat.
	Thank you so much, man, for the maybe your woman.
	I think I didn't mean to misgender you.
	Sorry, my bad.
	Don't cancel me.
	Thank you, Realistic Heart.
	Appreciate the super chat.
	We have Realistic Heart.
	The Apostle Paul said to become all things to all people that by all means some might be saved.
	Realistic Heart, thank you very much for the secondary super chat there.
	If you guys want final call on the TTS, I'm gonna just let the rest come through and then we'll wrap the show.
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	Yo, thank you so much, everybody, for all the TTSs.
	If there's any that trickle in, I'll be sure to get them.
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	Let's see here.
	We are going to raid.
	Let me just double-check who's available here.
	One sec, guys.
	So we have Woe Grandma.
	We'll do a Woe Grandma raid.
	So you can get her pulled up.
	We're not going to do it quite yet, though.
	I just have to do the outro.
	Call to action.
	I'd like to end the show by seeing if we can't use this moment as an opportunity to give you a call to action.
	Would you consider stopping sex work entirely?
	Yeah.
	Tonight.
	Tonight, no.
	Right now.
	You delete it on the whatever podcast.
	For what reason?
	Just to go live a better life.
	Your soul, that thing.
	If I had a good financial setup to where I could quit.
	Starbucks is hiring.
	That's not good enough.
	I'm sorry.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, no.
	Damn.
	That's tough, I guess.
	Okay, well, hey, I tried.
	That's it.
	I mean, that's it.
	Okay, GG.
	What does it do to a man to gain the entire world at the cost of his soul?
	Oh, by the way, those were the famous words that Jesus Christ spoke to Satan himself.
	I spoke them to Wes Watson, watched him freak out about him, too.
	But just remember them.
	Just remember.
	Just remember.
	Okay, GG to the panel.
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	Good night, guys.
	Oh, wait.
	Actually, we got to do the Twitch raid.
	Two quick questions before we wrap up the show.
	What the fuck?
	What's your body count?
	Three, seven, one, zero to three.
	We're gonna just not answer that.
	Give us a range.
	Over 100?
	Yeah.
	Over 200?
	Yes.
	Over 300.
	see now you're reaching for me to tell you this is sparta it's over 9000 okay it's not over 9000 Damn.
	Over 500.
	It's personal.
	It is perfect.
	Well, how much?
	Okay, what's your civilian count?
	And what's your work count?
	They're like, they're both like pretty mixed.
	So it's like 50-50.
	So like 100%.
	I lost count at like 19.
	So it's like over 200?
	Is it between 200 and 300?
	No.
	So it's 400 plus.
	Over 300.
	That's my business.
	Just get what's it over?
	And then I'll move on.
	over 300 What do you mean?
	I just said it was over.
	Over 200.
	Over what?
	You said, is it over 400?
	I said, yeah, probably.
	Oh, okay.
	Is it over 500?
	Why are we still doing this?
	Most likely.
	Over a thousand?
	I don't know about that.
	Over 600.
	Stop.
	What?
	I don't know.
	Over 700.
	You just want me to give out too, but it's just fine.
	I mean, you've already kind of committed.
	I know.
	Like, it's already over 500, so I mean, it's like, you might as well just say.
	You think so?
	I think so.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, Andrew agrees.
	It's like a little over a thousand, probably.
	Good for you.
	That's good.
	I don't know.
	Wow.
	Cool.
	Yeah.
	I think so.
	I don't know, though.
	Of course, I'm being safe.
	I pull out.
	Wait, I did not mean to press that one.
	My bad.
	Oh, yeah, I'm still clean, by the way.
	Since you press the button, I don't know.
	Oh, yeah.
	You don't score until you score.
	Brian, have you even eaten a thousand MMs in your life, do you think?
	I don't like MMs.
	What's your favorite candy?
	I don't think I've had a thousand MMs.
	I'm not like a candy guy, really.
	Is ice cream candy?
	I don't think so.
	I don't really eat candy.
	Have you had a thousand bites of ice cream?
	I've had a thousand burritos in my life.
	I can tell you that much, Andrew.
	Oh, man.
	What?
	I like Mexican food.
	What's wrong with that?
	Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
	That's fair.
	Shit.
	Multiply it by three, and that's the real number.
	For the body counts.
	Body count?
	I prefer not to say.
	Do you want to do a range?
	It's definitely less than 20.
	So 19?
	Less than 15.
	So 14.
	No.
	What's it less than?
	Less than 15.
	So 14?
	No.
	Okay.
	All right.
	You?
	Zero.
	Two.
	Andrew, what's your body count?
	I'll tell if you tell.
	Nope, I'm good.
	Okay, good talk.
	Oh, and last thing.
	Sorry, say swear.
	I swear, last thing.
	Actually, no, fuck it.
	We're not going to do the bear.
	We're not going to do the bear.
	That's just.
	No, I'll wrap it up, dear.
	Yeah, we got wrap.
	Wrap it up.
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	All right, we're gonna do a Twitch raid.
	We are raiding Wo Grandma.
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	Yeah, thank you guys for coming.
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	Let's do a raid for Wo Grandma, guys.
	She's playing World of Warcraft.
	She's 82.
	Be nice to her.
	She's playing World of Warcraft retail.
	We're trying to get her to classic.
	We're working on her.
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	Bada bing, bada boom.
	It has been sent.
	It has been done.
	She is currently in a dungeon playing World of Warcraft Classic.
	Oh, there.
	What?
	What is she?
	What did she just eat?
	Whatever raid again.
	W. Hello, hello, hello, whatever.
	Is the audio boosted on Twitch?
	Welcome.
	Okay.
	There it is.
	Damn.
	She's really just locked in right now.
	Just she's lost.
	I don't even know what dungeon this is, man.
	I don't fuck with retail.
	I'm a classic player.
	I don't deal with any of this.
	That's crazy.
	All right.
	Wish her a good stream, guys.
	Okay.
	Boom.
	She's focused.
	She's focused.
	All right, guys.
	07's in the chat.
	Oh, wait.
	Let me do the.
	Sorry.
	Andrew, you're going to stream for a little bit.
	Let me get a raid sent over to you, too.
	Okay.
	You stream in for a bit, Andrew?
	About 10, 30 minutes.
	All right.
	Well, we'll send it over.
	One sec, guys.
	Let me get that all redirect.
	Andrew, bada bing.
	Bada boom.
	Okay, that's all done.
	Okay, we're good.
	Okay.
	07's in the chat.
	Good night, guys.
	I'm sending you guys over to Andrew.
	Make sure to call him names.
	Just kidding.
	Don't do that.
	For getting me to, for that moment earlier.
	Just kidding, just kidding.
	Show Andrew some love.
	Show some love.
	Go subscribe to him.
	Andrew is a dear friend, a dear friend.
	So show him some love, guys.
	Okay.
	07's in chat.
	Good night, guys.
	We will see you guys next time.
	Good night, guys.
	Yeah, dead panel, boys.
	Dead panel.
	Nothing.
	They gave me nothing.
	Nah, the wave.
	The girls didn't do it, even a little wave.
	Oh, good night, viewers.
	Not even a little good night, viewers.
	No, just okay.

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