Charlie Kirk DESTROYS Whatever Podcast?! HEATED DEBATE With Feminists! E-GIRLS! | Dating Talk #172
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| With that said, we're going to just jump right in. | |
| We're going to have the guests introduce themselves. | |
| So please tell us your name, age, location, and occupation. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| My name is Karina, and I'm turning 20 next month. | |
| I am currently, well, I'm going to be a law student in August. | |
| Are you currently a student right now? | |
| I am currently waiting for school to start. | |
| I work at a firm. | |
| So you're like a paralegal or you have your undergrad in something? | |
| I have my undergrad in psychology and I'm a law clerk. | |
| Okay, very cool. | |
| What about you? | |
| Hi, I'm Larissa. | |
| I'm 21. | |
| I live here in IV and I just graduated from UCSB. | |
| So I'm actually going to start my new job as a behavioral interventionalist and trauma caregiver. | |
| And what did you, what was your major at UCSB? | |
| Sociology. | |
| Sociology. | |
| Okay, sosh. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| Hi, I'm Caitlin. | |
| I'm 20 and I go to UCR and I'm a student. | |
| UC Riverside? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| What are you studying? | |
| Media. | |
| Media. | |
| Just media? | |
| Media and cultural studies. | |
| Media studies. | |
| Okay. | |
| And cultural studies. | |
| Is one a minor? | |
| Or it's like that's the program? | |
| One major, media and cultural studies. | |
| And you're from originally from Riverside? | |
| Fullerton. | |
| Fullerton. | |
| Okay, got it. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm Amy. | |
| I'll be 48 at the end of the year, and I'm a pilot and have been a bit of a gold digger. | |
| You've been like past tense or enough. | |
| Current. | |
| Okay, been a bit of a gold digger. | |
| You also. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I had some notes here. | |
| In addition to that, hold on. | |
| You're also pilot. | |
| Correct. | |
| Model. | |
| You said model. | |
| And what's the other thing that you do? | |
| High-end company? | |
| I've dated wealthy men who provided for me. | |
| But you're also a high-end companion. | |
| Do I have that? | |
| Yeah, I've dated wealthy men who provided for me. | |
| Okay, got it. | |
| All right. | |
| And is it a, when you say pilot, is this a commercial license? | |
| Commercially licensed. | |
| I've flown cargo and charter, and I've been a flight instructor. | |
| Okay, wow. | |
| All right, cool. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm shy. | |
| I'm 19, and I'm also from the Gold Coast. | |
| All right. | |
| And are you in school or anything like that? | |
| No. | |
| What do you do for work? | |
| OnlyFans. | |
| Okay. | |
| How long have you been doing that for? | |
| Six months. | |
| Six months? | |
| All right. | |
| And any school at all? | |
| Like college? | |
| What do they call it? | |
| Uni? | |
| Yeah, but I was doing my cert 3 for beauty, but then I kind of just ditched that and became an OnlyFans. | |
| For beauty? | |
| Okay, got it. | |
| Like cosmetics? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Got it. | |
| What about you? | |
| Hi, my name is Serena. | |
| I am 21, and I just recently graduated from UCR. | |
| And this fall, I will be attending SF State to get my master's. | |
| And what did you do for your undergrad? | |
| Biology. | |
| Biology. | |
| And what are you going for your master's? | |
| What do you think? | |
| Yeah, biomedical science with a concentration in biotechnology. | |
| Are you wanting to be a doctor? | |
| I just want to go into research. | |
| Research? | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm Imogen. | |
| I'm ATAN. | |
| I'm from Australia, Gold Coast. | |
| All right. | |
| And what do you do for work? | |
| Friendly fans. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| Hi, I'm Leah. | |
| I'm 26. | |
| I'm from North Carolina, and I do marketing. | |
| All right, welcome. | |
| Hi, I'm Heather. | |
| I'm 35, currently a stay-at-home wife. | |
| I was a corporate director of food safety and quality assurance for a very large food manufacturer, and I will be a law student in August. | |
| Okay. | |
| And Charlie, what about you? | |
| I am Charlie. | |
| I'm Erica's husband and father of two. | |
| We just had a new baby. | |
| So we have 202. | |
| And yeah, it's book promo week. | |
| That's the only reason I was able to get away. | |
| There we go. | |
| It's one of my first trips since we've had the new little one. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| Age? | |
| Of the baby? | |
| Or me? | |
| Both? | |
| One month, I'm 30 years old. | |
| All right, 30. | |
| Got it. | |
| And you're also the founder of a small little thing called Turning Point. | |
| Turning point user. | |
| Podcast, radio, and all sorts of fun stuff. | |
| All right, rock and roll. | |
| Welcome, everybody. | |
| So we're going to go around the table once more. | |
| What's everybody's current relationship status? | |
| So are you single, talking stage, situationship, friends with benefits, relationship married, harem, polycule? | |
| There's all kinds of 2024, you know, all kinds of arrangements. | |
| If you're single, how long have you been single? | |
| And what's the longest relationship you've ever been in starting with you? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Let's say I'm off the market. | |
| I've been dating somebody for a few years now. | |
| All right. | |
| So we'll say relationship? | |
| Sure. | |
| Yes. | |
| But you say off the market, so okay, but you said like two or three years? | |
| Two years, yeah. | |
| Two years. | |
| Are you guys boyfriend, girlfriend, or is there no title? | |
| There's not, I don't like the titles before marriage, but is it exclusive, like monogamy? | |
| Exclusive monogamy. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We'll just say two years. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Longest relationship? | |
| I think like three and a half, four years maybe. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm single. | |
| I've been single since 2023 and my longest relationship is like two-ish years. | |
| Like the beginning of 2023 or like the end of 2023? | |
| You've been single? | |
| Like April-ish. | |
| So about a year. | |
| You've been single. | |
| And sorry, longest relationship? | |
| Two-ish years. | |
| Two. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm in a relationship about three years. | |
| Three years. | |
| Okay. | |
| And where did you guys meet? | |
| UCR. | |
| UCR? | |
| and uh is he like also you're are you going into your senior year at UCR Yeah. | |
| Is he also going into senior year? | |
| Okay. | |
| Are you guys both in the, like, are you guys in sororities? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Same one? | |
| Is that how you guys know each other? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Is he a frat guy? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Did you meet at a frat party or something like that? | |
| He just reached out to me on Instagram. | |
| Oh, he slid in the DMs? | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| guys didn't have like a class together or anything you just no Same dorm? | |
| Anything like that? | |
| Okay. | |
| You went, same school, slid into the DMs. | |
| It worked. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| And is this your longest relationship that you've had? | |
| Only relationship? | |
| Only relationship. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| I date two people casually. | |
| I've been seeing both of them for 18 years, and they are my longest relationships. | |
| Okay, so I've never had to write that. | |
| Dating two for 18 years. | |
| All right. | |
| Have you ever been married? | |
| No. | |
| Engaged? | |
| Never. | |
| Engaged. | |
| How many proposals? | |
| Any proposals? | |
| Many. | |
| Many proposals. | |
| No acceptance of the proposals. | |
| They just didn't meet the. | |
| Or do you not want to get married? | |
| I'd like to get the last round of the draft pick. | |
| That's what I'm waiting for. | |
| The very last round. | |
| The last rock birdie. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| And so these two men that you've been dating both for 18 years, do they know about each other? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And they're, are they dating other women? | |
| Not that I know of. | |
| Not that you know of. | |
| They can. | |
| They can. | |
| Okay. | |
| And so you said you've been casually dating them for 18 years? | |
| Yeah, we don't live together. | |
| We have no plans for marriage. | |
| That's all I mean by that. | |
| Do they live in different parts of the country? | |
| So you'll fly out? | |
| How often could you say you see each of them? | |
| Every other week or so? | |
| When I feel like it. | |
| And they fly you out? | |
| Or did you have something? | |
| No? | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| He's taking it in. | |
| Yeah, we meet wherever we feel like it. | |
| Okay. | |
| World's small. | |
| Everywhere's got airports. | |
| No big deal. | |
| All right. | |
| And how did you meet those guys? | |
| Internet. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| And in this 18-year period, didn't you ever have a third person you were dating? | |
| Like, you'll date a guy here, a guy there. | |
| So someone I met in 2017, I thought I'd probably cash it in and end up with that maybe permanently. | |
| Sorry, cash. | |
| Like cash it in. | |
| Treat it in everything else, my freedom, other opportunity, whatever. | |
| And pick this person. | |
| And that failed after a few very romantic years. | |
| So that was about five years, maybe six. | |
| I'd have to go back and look. | |
| And the two men that you're dating, we didn't. | |
| We hung it up for those years. | |
| Okay. | |
| But the two men that you have been dating for the past 18 years, you mentioned that you're, I'm sorry, was it professional? | |
| Not professional gold digger. | |
| What was it? | |
| You can say that. | |
| I don't buy you. | |
| Did you gold dig them? | |
| I mean, they're wealthy. | |
| That's my type. | |
| That's the sort I like. | |
| What's the like? | |
| What is the procedure for gold digging? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Like, what's the process? | |
| Walk me through. | |
| I only know my life. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So I can't speak for everyone else. | |
| Maybe they get you nice gifts. | |
| They fly you out. | |
| Sure. | |
| She flies herself. | |
| I mean, that takes a long time in little planes, so not usually. | |
| I like to stand back and let the pilots go. | |
| Do you own, maybe, you own a private plane or anything? | |
| Can we next? | |
| Okay. | |
| You could try to gold dig a plane, right? | |
| That's like, that would be a good put it on the resume. | |
| I'm fine for transportation. | |
| Somebody bought me a plane. | |
| That's a W, right? | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| I've been single for two years. | |
| All right. | |
| Two years. | |
| Longest relationship? | |
| Any relationships? | |
| Yeah, one year. | |
| One year. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| And that was in Australia, I'm assuming. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Was he? | |
| I've heard this term bogan. | |
| Was he a bogan? | |
| Yeah, I could say that. | |
| Can you explain, just for the viewers in the panel who might not know, what a bogan is? | |
| It's just like their lingo. | |
| It's just like how they speak and like what they do, like walk around in thongs all the time and like shorts and like sandals. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's Australian for sandals. | |
| Yeah, and like singlets. | |
| Psych. | |
| Singlets. | |
| Yeah, like just like wrestling singlets. | |
| Like they just super fun. | |
| They just pin somebody or text them or something. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| I've been single for like a month or two. | |
| Oh. | |
| How long are you? | |
| Sorry about that. | |
| How long were you dating that guy? | |
| Three years. | |
| Oh, Rip? | |
| Fracai? | |
| Was it the Frackey? | |
| Yeah, but I knew him before he joined a frat. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you said single for one month? | |
| Yeah, about. | |
| Or so. | |
| And was that your longest relationship? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Three years. | |
| Okay. | |
| Why did you guys break up? | |
| It just didn't work out. | |
| Didn't work out. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Who broke up with who? | |
| I guess you could say he broke up with me, but... | |
| Yeah? | |
| What did you do? | |
| What did you do to him? | |
| I didn't. | |
| I didn't necessarily do anything. | |
| It was just more the fact that, like... | |
| Did you slash his tires? | |
| No. | |
| No, I'm not crazy, I swear. | |
| But we broke up because of like cultural differences. | |
| Oh, what's he like? | |
| He was Arab. | |
| So what were the differences that were sticking points in the relationship? | |
| Like, culturally, like, if we were to get married, it wouldn't work out. | |
| Like, I would have to convert to Islam. | |
| Are you religious at all? | |
| Not really. | |
| Not really. | |
| But you didn't want to convert, basically? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| And you dated him for three years? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Was this something that came along later on in the relationship? | |
| Or was he always kind of like... | |
| We talked about it, but we never really talked about it until, yeah, recently. | |
| Is there a doubt? | |
| Would there have been a dowry? | |
| Is that part of, I don't know how it works. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| The dowry? | |
| Like you would pay, I think you or like your family would pay, was it a bride price or something? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know how. | |
| That's very serious Islam. | |
| I don't think that would that, no. | |
| In any case, cultural differences, okay. | |
| And so you guys split up? | |
| You've been single for one month. | |
| Any rebounds? | |
| No. | |
| Focusing on myself. | |
| Like SIGAP, any guys from SIGAP? | |
| No. | |
| No SIGAP rebounds. | |
| No SIGAP rebound. | |
| Did you guys have a pike? | |
| No. | |
| Charlie, were you in the fraternity? | |
| I didn't go to college. | |
| Oh, that's right. | |
| I didn't go to college. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Okay, so no rebound then. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, no. | |
| But are you kind of taking a break? | |
| Are you, you know, you're looking for a new boo? | |
| No, definitely not. | |
| Definitely not. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| I've been single for like a year and a bit. | |
| One year, okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And any relationships? | |
| Have you had a relationship? | |
| Oh, yeah, for like five months, but we broke up like a year and a bit ago. | |
| Was he also a... | |
| Yeah, he was like an Esche. | |
| Oh, I don't, what is that? | |
| Oh, like, he wears like TNs and like he has like tattoos everywhere and like he's got like a rat's tail. | |
| A rat tail? | |
| Yeah, like a ratty. | |
| It's like a little plateau. | |
| A ratty, is that what? | |
| They're called ratties. | |
| Okay. | |
| And yeah, he was a bit of a bogan. | |
| Yeah. | |
| How do you define bogan? | |
| Like kind of like really Aussie. | |
| Like really Aussie. | |
| Like, I don't really know how to define it, but kind of just like Aussie and like you're just like. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like I don't even know how to define it. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, just like a really like big Aussie. | |
| Big Aussie. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He was overweight. | |
| Oh, no, no. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| No, like a big Aussie, as in like he was really, really Aussie. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm single, have been for a year and a couple months. | |
| My longest relationship consecutively was a few months, like maybe three months, but it was kind of on and off for four years. | |
| And is that the one that ended about a year ago? | |
| No. | |
| Okay, so but your longest relationship was a few months, but it was on again, off again for a couple years? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| How many times on and off? | |
| Or off and on, rather? | |
| Oh, God, dozens. | |
| If not hundreds. | |
| Wait, hundreds? | |
| Yeah. | |
| He was real into drugs. | |
| That would do it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That would do it. | |
| Which, what was his drug of choice? | |
| Meth. | |
| Oh, did you partake? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Okay, not you, but he, wait, so you said you on and off hundreds of times. | |
| How early on into this multi-year-long, off-again, on-again relationship did you find out he was on meth? | |
| Like the first time you guys broke up? | |
| No, so I met him in middle school and then it was kind of like a talking stage kind of thing for a couple years and we started dating and then it was on and off again and probably about three years in is when he was like, oh yeah, I tried meth. | |
| And I was like, oh, okay. | |
| And he assured me that he was not going to do it again and he did not like it. | |
| And then we got back together and about two years later he was like, yeah, no, I saw my body under the pier for meth. | |
| And I was like, oh, okay. | |
| Wait, you put on his body? | |
| He would prostitute himself for meth. | |
| Oh, that's horrible. | |
| Watch! | |
| Hold on. | |
| Yeah, I hate that for us. | |
| To men? | |
| To men. | |
| And you were dating him during this time? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It was not a good moment. | |
| I think you win the whatever podcast. | |
| That's pretty long. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| No need to apologize. | |
| Okay. | |
| Is he okay now? | |
| Oh, I don't really know. | |
| The last time I talked to him, it was like a year ago when I bought my house, and he was like, oh, congrats on life. | |
| And I was like, good to know you're alive, dude. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| Huh. | |
| Okay, so off again, on again, hundreds of times. | |
| All right, we'll come back to that a little. | |
| I'll just write down math. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| That'll remind me. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| What about you? | |
| I am married, and my longest relationship was about 12 years. | |
| Is that your current? | |
| That was my ex-husband. | |
| So this is your second marriage? | |
| Correct. | |
| Okay, and you have kids? | |
| We do not. | |
| How long have you been married? | |
| April 5th, so a couple months. | |
| And how long were you dating before? | |
| About a year and a half or two years. | |
| So you've been together for about two years then? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay, two years. | |
| And no kids at all. | |
| No kids. | |
| No kids. | |
| Do you want kids? | |
| No. | |
| No kids. | |
| Don't want kids. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do not want kids, cannot have kids. | |
| Don't like, oh, can't have kids. | |
| Correct. | |
| I had some medical issues about five years ago and got everything taken out. | |
| Oh, like a hysterectomy? | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Sorry to hear that. | |
| All right. | |
| And well, before that, though, were you inclined to have kids or still not so much? | |
| I've never really had the maternal instinct. | |
| I've always been very career and school-driven. | |
| Mm-hmm. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| And your previous marriage, that was the one that was 12 years, correct? | |
| Yeah, we are married for eight of those. | |
| And but together for 12. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| And Charlie, I think you kind of went over that kind of thing. | |
| I kind of hit the top point. | |
| So married for May of 21. | |
| So that is three years. | |
| And then together, how long? | |
| Total? | |
| Five and a half years. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| Got it. | |
| And two kids under two. | |
| Two kids. | |
| Congrats. | |
| Boy, girl, or? | |
| Yeah, a boy-girl combo. | |
| All right. | |
| Girl is older. | |
| How many kids total are you aiming for? | |
| We'll see. | |
| Like a whole battalion? | |
| Yeah, we'll see. | |
| A quiver is supposed to be five, so we'll see. | |
| I don't think we'll get there. | |
| What's that verse about? | |
| Children are a gift from the Lord. | |
| It's something along the line. | |
| Your mind has a quiver, which is five. | |
| There's this verse, though, and it's something along the lines of children in a man's youth are like arrows in the hand. | |
| Something I'm totally. | |
| Quiver verse, yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So five-ish. | |
| But I don't think we'll get there. | |
| But we're super blessed. | |
| Okay. | |
| Perfect. | |
| Cool, cool. | |
| All right, so that's everybody's relationship status. | |
| Charlie, I mean, I'd like to. | |
| You heard a couple of the girls' stories here. | |
| I don't know if you had any that you wanted to know. | |
| I'm curious about the gold digging thing. | |
| Do both men know about each other? | |
| They do. | |
| And are they married or are they single? | |
| They're single. | |
| And they're cool with that? | |
| Yeah. | |
| They're very different. | |
| Just tell me more. | |
| I'm curious about it. | |
| What would you like to know? | |
| Do they pay you? | |
| Not in so much as actual handing me buckets of cash. | |
| That'd be cool, though. | |
| But yeah, both of them have been very generous. | |
| I like things that way. | |
| Okay. | |
| Keeps the schedule free or two, so we can all see each other. | |
| Have they ever met? | |
| No. | |
| And so they're in like different. | |
| Would you mind if they met? | |
| With me? | |
| Are you talking about like biblically or something? | |
| I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm doing it right. | |
| No, I'm not. | |
| No, I'm not. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I'm just curious, like, if they were ever to meet each other. | |
| Yep. | |
| Sure. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Okay. | |
| Interesting. | |
| Nick, if you can change the split back to it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Did you have any other thoughts? | |
| Why not three? | |
| More money, right? | |
| I think everything in moderation, especially moderation. | |
| So, two's moderation? | |
| For me, it's what works. | |
| I like my life as it is, so that's what works. | |
| Maybe I'll decide differently tomorrow. | |
| Cool. | |
| No, it's a brave new world for me. | |
| I'm just learning. | |
| Okay. | |
| I wanted to ask Charlie, do you have any plans to run for political office? | |
| No, I do not. | |
| No, God forbid. | |
| No. | |
| I'm very happy the way I am. | |
| No, no, I'm too young, actually. | |
| Oh, you have to be 35 or 30? | |
| Yeah, that's right. | |
| I'm only 30. | |
| So I'm very happy with the life we have right now. | |
| So, yeah, super blessed. | |
| Not even in the future? | |
| No. | |
| No? | |
| You don't want it? | |
| No. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| No, I love hosting radio, love doing the podcast, love doing books, traveling the country. | |
| Okay, got it. | |
| I want to start off the show. | |
| We're going to react to a clip. | |
| Oh, wait, did I pull it up? | |
| Of mine? | |
| No, no, not of yours, but I definitely want you to weigh in on it. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| So, Nick, it's actually in the Dropbox folder. | |
| I forgot to put it on one of the tabs. | |
| It's, let me get you. | |
| I'm going to see if I can just send you the link, but one sec. | |
| Actually, just go ahead and pull up the Dropbox folder. | |
| My bad, forgot to get this pulled up. | |
| It's Dropbox and then the Videos tab. | |
| Podcast. | |
| Podcast folder. | |
| Nope, nope, nope. | |
| In there. | |
| Podcast. | |
| So it's actually right there, the first one? | |
| The first video? | |
| Wait, no, no, no. | |
| It's in this one. | |
| Yeah, that one. | |
| You should actually just pull it over to the tab. | |
| Do you want to know when I'm going to go to the next one? | |
| Okay, can you pull it over, please? | |
| You got it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Were you able to pull it into one of the tabs? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Oops. | |
| Oh, that laptop came out of nowhere. | |
| Okay. | |
| Who has that? | |
| Who wants to desire? | |
| Okay, wow. | |
| All right. | |
| Nick, can you. | |
| Okay, at the very bottom there. | |
| Windows tutorial. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, and that, all right. | |
| Go ahead and start from the beginning, please. | |
| All right, we're going to have you guys react to this. | |
| Do you want to know one of the saddest realizations I recently had was that as a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who is willing to play the more traditional masculine role in the relationship in today's day and age. | |
| Who is not a conservative? | |
| A man who wants to pay on the first tape, who wants to open your door, who has that want and desire to take care of you and to provide. | |
| Who is not a conservative? | |
| And obviously, as a liberal woman, I do want to be respected for my independence. | |
| And I do want to have my own autonomy in the relationship and not be combined or conform to the traditional female homemaker childbearing role. | |
| And most of the men that I've dated who do have that more natural provider masculinity about them are normally conservative. | |
| So I don't really know what to do because I don't want to compromise my morals and values just to find a man. | |
| But am I asking to have my cake and eat it too? | |
| All right. | |
| So we're going to get the girls' reactions just going around the table. | |
| So what are your thoughts on the clip? | |
| And do you think that liberal women deserve chivalrous treatment? | |
| Starting with you, go ahead. | |
| My question is: is liberal the same as progressive? | |
| For the most part, they're largely similar. | |
| They're pretty much synonymous. | |
| They're cousins. | |
| They're not exactly the same. | |
| I think because of that, it'll be hard for her to find somebody who's anti-liberal morals while still being progressive at the same time. | |
| With that being said, I think she is also grouping morals into just political values, which is kind of dumb. | |
| I think she can find a guy who's morally in the right place with his head and still doesn't mind that she goes to work. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Your thoughts? | |
| I actually agree with everything you just said because I feel like that's the only type of guys I date. | |
| Like every guy I've dated feds under that, so it's not that rare. | |
| Wait, every guy you've dated fits under what? | |
| What? | |
| The type of guy that she described she's looking for. | |
| So like liberal feminist conservative. | |
| I don't date conservative men. | |
| Men that are like straight up conservative. | |
| But I don't know. | |
| But you still get the traditional treatment. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| Oh, I don't really have an opinion. | |
| Do you think men should pay on the first date? | |
| Everybody? | |
| For the most part, yeah. | |
| Yes. | |
| It shows your role as like you're willing and provider. | |
| I totally agree. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Any guy who went 50-50 with me is like. | |
| So what do you think of the feminist movement that says women should go 50-50? | |
| What do you guys think of that? | |
| Unlike the first, on dates and stuff? | |
| I'm totally down for that. | |
| And then we're friends for life. | |
| We're not dating if we're going 50-50. | |
| I go 50-50 with my guy friends. | |
| Personally. | |
| Well, so yeah, we'll go around the table. | |
| Who should pay on the first date? | |
| Can you tilt the microphone down just a 10? | |
| If it's an actual date, it's the man. | |
| A little more? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, what about you? | |
| The man. | |
| The man? | |
| I think it depends on who asked, like, who asked the person on the date. | |
| So, like, if I asked my boyfriend on a date. | |
| Well, so first date? | |
| Oh. | |
| This is for first date. | |
| Because even your boyfriend, you would pay with your boyfriend? | |
| Well, or like, like, say if I initiated the first date, then I feel like I should pay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, with your boyfriend, when you guys go on dates, you've been dating for three years. | |
| Do you guys kind of, is it 50-50, or how's it with your boyfriend? | |
| I mean, he, like, usually initiates to pay, but I try to pay and help. | |
| Like, normally. | |
| What do you mean you try? | |
| Or like, because he doesn't let me. | |
| Okay, so like overwhelmingly for like dates and stuff, he'll pay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then before you met him, if you were going on first dates, what was your experience there? | |
| He'll usually pay. | |
| The guy will pay. | |
| Because you said whoever asked should pay. | |
| For first dates, have you ever asked a guy out? | |
| No. | |
| Interesting. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| Who should pay on the first date? | |
| So that's, she's correct. | |
| That's the typical etiquette rule is whoever asked is the payer. | |
| For me, in my romantic life, I like generous men, as we've talked about, ad nauseum, so I would not be attracted to a guy who wants to pay. | |
| Has it been ad nauseum? | |
| Not yet. | |
| I don't know if it's been ad nauseum yet. | |
| But about you. | |
| I think the guy, but I honestly don't mind. | |
| Like, I wouldn't go 50-50 with the bill. | |
| I'd rather pay the full amount while he pays the full amount. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Okay. | |
| But, yeah. | |
| Yeah, typically, I think usually the guy should pay for the first date. | |
| But then I feel like after you guys have been, like, dating for a while, then usually, like, in my past experience, I would take turns. | |
| Like, if I'm paying for dinner, then he would pay for dessert. | |
| Well, you were in a relationship for three years, right? | |
| So was that the case in your three-year relationship? | |
| Mike Davis donated $300. | |
| Yeah, thank you, Mike Davis. | |
| Panel epitomizes modern culture where a pack of nobody girls can be on the same panel as a man of stature learning. | |
| I'm holding you for the record. | |
| Charlie, you have a lifetime free pass of BK. | |
| Kirk America Great. | |
| He owns like 100%. | |
| That's him. | |
| Mike Davis. | |
| He's a longtime supporter. | |
| Are you serious? | |
| That's Mike Davis. | |
| He owns. | |
| I want to meet him. | |
| That's cool. | |
| We'll arrange it. | |
| He owns like hundreds of burger cakes. | |
| He can't be nicer, but I would like to meet him. | |
| Yeah, he's a little sassy. | |
| He's a little sassy. | |
| But thank you, Mike Davis. | |
| He could be a sweeter person. | |
| Wait, so going back to you with your relationship, what was the dynamic there? | |
| Definitely when we first started dating, he would pay for a lot more because he had a source of income. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then the longer that we started dating, it definitely went more 50-50. | |
| Also, it kind of depended, if I wanted to go somewhere more expensive, but he didn't want to eat there, then I would pay because I want to go there. | |
| What about you? | |
| Unlike 50-50, it doesn't really matter. | |
| But on first date, I feel like it would be good if a guy could pay just a good impression, like gentlemen. | |
| But when it comes to further down the track, it doesn't really matter. | |
| All right. | |
| I think it should be 50-50 regardless of who asked. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| I think the guys should pay. | |
| I think it shows that they have more of a provider mindset. | |
| All right. | |
| I do want to get some follow-up a little bit on the clip. | |
| We'll come back to it momentarily. | |
| Charlie, who should pay on this? | |
| Men should always pay, regardless of what date it is. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, no matter what. | |
| Men should always pay. | |
| No questions asked. | |
| Even if you have to go into debt, borrow money, it's a complete humiliation or embarrassment to have a woman pay for a date. | |
| All right. | |
| There you go. | |
| Do you agree? | |
| Absolutely. | |
| We agree? | |
| Yes. | |
| I think it's the downfall of a lot of things in society where we're asking women to pay for meals. | |
| Men should, you should look yourself in the mirror and figure it out. | |
| And if you want to court a woman, regardless if she probably women shouldn't be asking men on dates. | |
| I mean, not that there's anything wrong with it, but I'm saying men should be the assertive driving force. | |
| But sometimes it happens the other way. | |
| And sort of a follow-up question on some of your guys' answers. | |
| Do you, going around the table, do you consider yourself a feminist? | |
| Starting with you, go ahead. | |
| I feel like that word has been so misconstrued. | |
| For example, like feminism has given rights to even men who have had SA in the past and they're able to speak up on it now. | |
| Feminism. | |
| Feminism is sexual. | |
| It's like a pressure. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I got it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We just for you two. | |
| I got it. | |
| No, I'm just trying to keep up with the lingo. | |
| Yeah, so men who have experienced that, you know, women at one point weren't able to visit the hospital without their husband and now it's given patient privacy in the sense that this is. | |
| Way women, hold on. | |
| Women were not allowed to get health care from a hospital. | |
| Without their male counterpart privately. | |
| If they had like a limb chopped off back in the farming days or some shit. | |
| I'm sure they had emergencies. | |
| Go to a hospital. | |
| I'm sure they had emergency, but like in terms of checkups. | |
| This is a new feminist talking point. | |
| I've heard that women were barred from getting treated by a doctor in a hospital. | |
| Without a man? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So I think it's called patient privacy rights. | |
| I think I manifested this out of nowhere. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I like searched it up before I got here. | |
| Women were barred from getting medical care. | |
| Yes. | |
| That's a new feminist talking point. | |
| However, let me finish. | |
| Just that one point. | |
| I don't believe in a lot of modern feminist ideals. | |
| I don't think men are worse than women. | |
| I don't think women are better than men, all that stuff. | |
| So do you consider yourself a feminist? | |
| Honestly, at this point in time, no. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| That's a nice, easy answer, yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| I think I'm just neutral on that topic. | |
| Well, you got it. | |
| Okay, you kind of didn't want to react to the clip there. | |
| You're neutral. | |
| Okay, let me ask you a question to perhaps help things along. | |
| Do you believe in a patriarchy? | |
| That there is a patriarchy into the mic if you can. | |
| Oh, I don't know. | |
| You don't know? | |
| Did you take any feminist studies or sociology classes at university? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you think men run America? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you, I don't know. | |
| I'm going to frame it. | |
| There's more like men like in positions. | |
| I guess there's more men like in position. | |
| Okay, and do you think that that's a problem? | |
| Do you think there should be a movement towards egalitarianism? | |
| Equalizing it yet. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think it could go both ways, like, if a woman wants to step up, then... | |
| Sure. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's a bit of a non-answer, but so do you think there ought to be a movement towards egalitarianism and equality in all realms? | |
| And do you think the current social order, at least through the feminist standpoint of there's this patriarchy, do you think we ought to dismantle a patriarchy, if there is one? | |
| I mean, I think in the end, like, it could be equal, but I don't know. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| So can we define what you're using the word feminist? | |
| My understanding was that women should have equal access to rights in pursuit of happiness sort of thing, but I could be wrong on my definition. | |
| Oh, yeah, there's different. | |
| There's second and third wave feminism. | |
| There's different. | |
| First, second and third wave. | |
| I can define it if you want. | |
| Yeah, absolutely. | |
| Yeah, so first-wave feminism would be like the Equal Rights Amendment. | |
| No, going back before that, universal suffrage, that women should be able to vote. | |
| Second-wave feminism was like Gloria Steinman, where she wrote the feminist mystique, where she was rather nasty in her writing, saying that women are in a prison cell called the home and barefoot and pregnant, but that led to a lot of women in the workforce and a lot of career advancement for women, for positive or negative. | |
| Third-wave feminism is that any inequity that we see between men or women is inherently wrong. | |
| So that, for example, if you have modeling, women should not earn more than men and men should not earn more than women. | |
| You know, that if there's any inequity, third-wave feminism is very much as I forgot your name, I'm sorry. | |
| Karina? | |
| Karina, you said it's rooted in a hatred of men more than the advancement of women. | |
| That's third-wave feminism. | |
| Second-wave feminism is more of a critique that child rearing, nuclear family development, those things are largely negative and that women should be allowed to be liberated beyond that. | |
| I'm generalizing, but that's first, second, and third-wave feminism. | |
| So first-wave feminism goes back to the passing of universal suffrage and all that. | |
| So I hope that's helpful. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thanks. | |
| I didn't know the history well enough. | |
| Hating men is wrong and stupid. | |
| We need them. | |
| If you don't like them, we need them. | |
| So that's weird. | |
| And then I think it's a shame if anybody, I'd like a world where people can do what they want. | |
| And that's a shame if that people have been told that being a stay-at-home mother, all these other things, having children, is lesser than, because it's not. | |
| It's just different. | |
| And it's not lesser than. | |
| So I believe that's wrong too. | |
| So I guess it'd be a no. | |
| Yeah, absolutely. | |
| Can I ask a question? | |
| Do you guys think that women, if we were to get into a war, should be enlisted in the draft? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Does anybody think you should? | |
| Because this is currently being debated in front of the House, Congress right now, the Senate. | |
| Senate Democrats are pushing to say that men and women, if we were to get into a time of a draft, which we had back in during Vietnam, both should be drafted into war. | |
| Does anyone think that that should happen? | |
| That's how the Israeli army operates. | |
| It's true. | |
| Right? | |
| But they don't necessarily put them at the front lines. | |
| Well, I think Charlie was speaking about the United States. | |
| I know. | |
| But no, you're right. | |
| The IDF does have it. | |
| Yeah, I'm comparing two together. | |
| I wouldn't want to personally. | |
| Okay, good. | |
| How about any war, no war? | |
| No war. | |
| No. | |
| I can get back to you. | |
| Why are you torn? | |
| I mean, are they going to pass the same physical standards? | |
| Because then there'll just be fewer of them because of the money. | |
| They're accommodated. | |
| They're accommodated for female fitness standards. | |
| When military activity requires less physical strength and is more sort of hacking and flying drones from a building, perhaps women's military service could be different. | |
| But does anyone think that women should be sheltered from the horrors of war and men should lead into the nastiest, ugliest things for society on behalf of society? | |
| I gotta think about it. | |
| It's a big question. | |
| It's actively being debated right now. | |
| And the reason I ask is because feminism, if it's implemented at its core premise, is they want equal outcomes, but then also equal treatment, which is that if we go to war, women have to go storm Normandy Beach next time too, not just men. | |
| That's a good point. | |
| Anybody? | |
| I want you guys to answer that question, but let's actually get the answer to, are you a feminist? | |
| I think so. | |
| Okay. | |
| Did you answer this? | |
| Yes or no? | |
| We can just get a yes or no? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't know if you answered it. | |
| No, not a feminist. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes. | |
| A little louder, please. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No. | |
| I am not a feminist. | |
| Not a feminist. | |
| Charlie, feminist? | |
| Whatever the opposite is, that's what I am. | |
| Okay. | |
| Anti-feminist. | |
| I mean, I love women, and I think women have a beautiful place to play in society, but especially third-wave feminism is a toxin on society. | |
| And I think also the degradation of stay-at-home motherhood has been really, really dangerous and destructive for our society. | |
| It should be celebrated as an option for women. | |
| Sure. | |
| And back to Charlie's question. | |
| So going around the table, so this is something that's currently being contemplated. | |
| I think, so my understanding is they're also, instead of men having to register for the selective service, they're just automatically. | |
| Yeah, so that's right. | |
| Everyone automatically gets enrolled, male or female. | |
| And it passed the House, but it goes to the... | |
| Well, they're debating it in the Senate Armed Services Committee. | |
| And it very well might pass. | |
| Okay. | |
| Which is just, I'm just curious what young ladies think of the perspective of maybe having to go into the military. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So the question is in time of war. | |
| So the question is, do you think women ought to be drafted or required or protected from the draft? | |
| Which would be my position. | |
| A lot of conflict going on. | |
| So do you think women ought to be subject to forced military conscription, a.k.a. the draft, a.k.a. the selective service will just go around the table? | |
| What about you? | |
| I wouldn't say that. | |
| Can you strain your mic a little bit? | |
| Sure. | |
| I wouldn't say that they should. | |
| Perfect. | |
| However, perhaps they have to have a more concrete role in their place either at home or if they choose to serve the country to do it in a way where it's not at the front lines. | |
| Can I interrupt? | |
| But the front lines argument, I think, is a little bit disingenuous because a drone operator is not the front lines, but you could kill more people as a drone operator than being on. | |
| So the question is, should we shield women from the ugliest front line massacre situations that we can imagine? | |
| I would say to reach optimal results, if we're speaking on war, then yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yes, women should be drafted. | |
| Yes, we should shield women from the draft. | |
| I want you also to think, sorry to interrupt, beyond results, too, do we have a moral obligation to protect women from bullets, missiles, and artillery shells? | |
| It's an interesting question. | |
| Not the missiles. | |
| The other stuff I'm fine with, but the missiles, I think they can get the missiles. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| I don't think women should be drafted because at the end of the day, it wouldn't really help the war in any much way. | |
| Like you said, the general. | |
| Well, that's a really sexist statement of you. | |
| No, because I'm making frontline physical, you know what I mean? | |
| Whereas if you're saying, oh, should they have a place in the war? | |
| Yeah, I feel like if a woman wants to be able to be in the war. | |
| We're talking about force, though, right? | |
| Yeah, no force. | |
| But if a woman, I feel like they definitely have a role in the war. | |
| A good, smart, intelligent woman can definitely advance the war for our side, but you shouldn't just draft any and every woman in the terms of equality, you know? | |
| Wait, you shouldn't, in terms of. | |
| Wouldn't that not be equality then? | |
| Yeah, it wouldn't be equality in terms of a war, but I'm okay with that. | |
| But didn't you say you were a feminist? | |
| Yeah, I said that was an easy answer. | |
| I'm a feminist. | |
| But like he said, there's so many. | |
| Yeah, there's so many nuances and so many things with feminism where I don't agree with everything he, like if he says, are you that type of feminist that he just described? | |
| No, of course not. | |
| Wait, which the type of feminist that's for actual equality? | |
| Like the third wave, you mean? | |
| Yeah, I'm not third wave or even second wave to its fullest extent. | |
| What about the feminists that in pursuit of equality want women to be drafted? | |
| Which is very few, I think, to be honest. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's mostly men that are actually pushing for it in the Democratic European Union. | |
| Exactly. | |
| I don't think many women want that either. | |
| Okay. | |
| And by the way, just sorry to interrupt. | |
| I don't mean interrupt. | |
| The women of America are largely silent on this. | |
| And for as much as people hate Donald Trump, he was the one that said women will never be drafted. | |
| But I'm curious if we want to. | |
| Yeah, well, just going around the table, do you think women should be subject to military conscription? | |
| That's the original. | |
| I think if they have attributes that will proceed, then like then I think they should. | |
| But if it's well, it would just be a blanket general draft. | |
| So like you're 2020, correct? | |
| You're eligible. | |
| You would be eligible for the draft. | |
| Yeah, like if I wanted to, then. | |
| Not if you wanted to. | |
| But like being forced? | |
| That's for in Vietnam or World War II. | |
| Every person, every able-bodied person. | |
| How would you feel about going to war? | |
| I mean, like, I wouldn't want to. | |
| Like, if we go to war with Kazakhstan tomorrow, you're there. | |
| You're in Kazakhstan. | |
| Are you? | |
| I'm Usbecky. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Wait, is there conflict? | |
| No, it's just funny. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| It was so random. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I didn't want to. | |
| Anyways. | |
| Yeah, that was pretty neutral, I guess. | |
| Sorry, what was that, Nick? | |
| You wanted to pull something up? | |
| But so, yes, in favor of the draft for women, or no, not in favor? | |
| I just think if everyone does go to war, then like everyone goes to war. | |
| Okay, what about you? | |
| I look at it from a biological standpoint. | |
| Like, if you think about animal husbandry, after war, you tend to need to repopulate, right? | |
| You have a lot of death. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So sperm is abundant. | |
| A uterus is busy for about a year, a little less, right? | |
| So when you do animal husbandry, you tend to need more females than a male. | |
| Oddly, we have a 50-50 sex ratio. | |
| I don't think anybody really understands why, because it probably shouldn't be. | |
| But that said, I think losing uteruses to war death is probably long-term more damaging from a society. | |
| So even if you hate men, like men, hate women, love women, you probably don't want to sacrifice the uterus people when you're going to need them. | |
| The uterus people. | |
| The women, right? | |
| Because you're going to need them to repopulate. | |
| So I would not like a female draft. | |
| Well, let's assume like the draft, you know, on a micro level, I think that argument makes sense. | |
| But on the macro level, what's 50,000? | |
| You know? | |
| And you're a pilot, you'd be frontline bombing. | |
| Yeah, just dropping them from a bomb. | |
| Let me ask you, would you feel as if it's consistent with your nature to get in a plane and drop bombs? | |
| No. | |
| I would not enjoy that. | |
| If I was drafted and it was my service, I would do it because I love my country. | |
| But I would prefer not to. | |
| Well, there's been an attack. | |
| They had female pilots, but the night witches and we've done it when we've had to, when we're incredibly qualified, but these are largely volunteer. | |
| Well, the Russian is not as much, but they have exemptions for their draft. | |
| What do you think on this? | |
| I think it's up to the individual themselves. | |
| No, but okay, so the question is: like, this would be something that's forced. | |
| So, okay, so currently, I know you're from Australia, but I suspect there's probably a military draft or conscription in Australia where they have to register, the men have to register anyways. | |
| So, in the United States, I assume it's the same in Australia. | |
| Men have to register for something called the Selective Service, which in wartime, if the government opted to, you know, they couldn't find enough soldiers, they could force people, force males, to join the war effort, become soldiers. | |
| That's strictly men currently, but Congress, the government, they're contemplating making it both men and women. | |
| So, do you think women should also be subject to potential forced military conscription, aka the draft? | |
| No. | |
| Okay, what about you? | |
| Yeah, no, I personally would not want to go to war. | |
| But, okay, okay, so that's not the question. | |
| You personally wouldn't want to go to war, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| But speaking in generalities here. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It would, because you're 21, so you would potentially be subject to the draft. | |
| No. | |
| So women should not, okay. | |
| I don't have an opinion on it. | |
| Like, I feel like if it happens, it happens. | |
| If it doesn't, it doesn't. | |
| I'm sorry, you guys are giving the most non-answer answers to this question, but if it happens, it happens. | |
| If it doesn't, it doesn't. | |
| It is what it is. | |
| I don't know what that means, but I've read in. | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| What about you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| For the sake of everything being 50-50, then yeah, sure, go for it. | |
| What do you think over here? | |
| I don't think women should be drafted. | |
| I mean, I know women aren't necessarily frail, but I know we are a lot weaker than men, especially of same size and stature. | |
| I mean, they could beat us at any point in time unless we have a gun. | |
| Sure. | |
| Granted, I know in war we probably would. | |
| And then I think just the emotional trauma of seeing somebody killed, females are more emotional than guys are generally. | |
| And that would be a lot harder for us to get over. | |
| So, and then I would imagine no one has a problem if the war got really crazy for men being drafted, right? | |
| I mean, just historically, men have been the one. | |
| So then, for those of you that said you were feminists, do you see any inconsistency between saying that you want equality, but you're cool with sending men to run into machine guns to protect your society? | |
| Does anyone wrestle with that? | |
| How do you reconcile that? | |
| I didn't say it was a feminist. | |
| No, no, I know. | |
| It's definitely mental gymnastics. | |
| No, but what I'm getting at, though, is that it's easy, and I know that you have all been so polite, but let's just dive right into it. | |
| It's easy at times to bash the patriarchy. | |
| Taylor Swift just today was one of her songs, F the Patriarchy, and everyone in the concert screams that, right? | |
| Can we Google that, Nick? | |
| Well, it's a lyric to one of her songs. | |
| It's some name tag that was dropped. | |
| But she says it like a rallying cry, like F the Patriarchy. | |
| When it comes down to it, it's like you're cool throwing men to the front lines of war, but not yourself. | |
| Why do you think the third wave has happened? | |
| Do you think it's revenge? | |
| Do you think it's a mind virus? | |
| Well, I think it's. | |
| What do you think? | |
| It's a great question. | |
| I think that it is an idea toxin where we have really denigrated having children and staying at home for a lot of women. | |
| And some women, that's the right path. | |
| For some women, it's not the right path. | |
| But for a lot of women, it is the right path. | |
| And there needs to be an ideological reason as to why you don't get married and you don't have kids for the vast majority of the population. | |
| And they developed feminism, where they said that for young women, becoming a CEO of a shoe company is as fulfilling as having children. | |
| And for some people, that is true. | |
| But for a lot of people, that's just not true. | |
| And you look at the way Gloria Steinman wrote the, Steinem wrote The Feminist Mystique, it was, I feel as if I'm in an open-air prison being a stay-at-home mom, barefoot and pregnant, basically, being in the kitchen. | |
| And it started this whole push, which is where we are the same as men. | |
| And that's the problem of third-wave feminism, is that it ties with the trans movement, is they don't believe there's any sort of biological differences between men and women, which we all agree is insane, right? | |
| That men and women are made completely differently. | |
| And yeah, I think it's a intellectual and ideological cancer that needs to be crushed. | |
| And I think deep down, most people don't even believe it. | |
| And the draft argument actually, I think, really draws that out. | |
| Where when it comes down to it, most American women are okay sending men to war, which you should be, by the way. | |
| Do you young ladies, like if you feel like you say I'd like to marry and be a stay-at-home mom and not work, if any of you would say that, I don't know. | |
| Do you feel like other people would shame you? | |
| That you get more social clout by saying something else? | |
| I think it's praised right now to be a stay-at-home mom. | |
| Okay. | |
| At least from my social circles. | |
| Interesting. | |
| That's a new phenomenon. | |
| Before we do move on, hold on, hold on. | |
| I'm not going to allow you guys to weasel your way out of Charlie's question here. | |
| So those just show of hands. | |
| Who of you guys said you were feminists? | |
| I believe you and then you? | |
| Oh, come on. | |
| Don't, don't, don't, don't reel it back here. | |
| So both of you said you're feminists, but you also said you're not in favor of women being subject to military conscription. | |
| It occurs to me that feminism, in the most, I guess, generous definition I could give it, is a movement towards equality. | |
| That's not honestly the definition I would give it, but to be charitable, I'll give it that. | |
| So how do you... | |
| The Davis donated $300. | |
| Cook, I'm a fan, but stop that corporate nice Christian boy facade. | |
| America is on its last leg, being overrun by illegals and degenerates. | |
| Oh, wow, okay. | |
| The time for being nice and the time for war. | |
| Now is time for war. | |
| This is Burger King guy. | |
| This is Burger King. | |
| It's Mike Davis. | |
| All right, Mike Davis. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| That's why men should be in war. | |
| Yeah. | |
| A woman would never say that. | |
| It's time for war. | |
| I've never uttered anything. | |
| That's very interesting in my life. | |
| No, that's a very smart point, actually. | |
| And so, back to my question: those of you who consider yourself feminist, how do you reconcile being a feminist, being for equality, but also not being in favor of women being subject to forced military conscription the same way that men are? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Because feminism isn't just feminism, as in if you're a feminist, you have to agree with every single thought and every single idea that every feminist pushes forward, like the draft, for example. | |
| Well, it's not. | |
| It's not clear to me if that's a feminist, like specifically a feminist position. | |
| Well, then, if I'm not a feminist under your eyes, then that's fine. | |
| Would you acknowledge, though, that that would be a pure equality between men and women? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So you're not in favor of equality when it doesn't stand to benefit women. | |
| Yeah, but again, I never pushed for 100% equality within feminism. | |
| Not that I'm not. | |
| So you only want the equality that benefits women. | |
| No. | |
| I want the equality that benefits humanity. | |
| Okay, so look at that. | |
| Okay, so if that is, are you guys then okay when you find out that women might earn less in the workforce than men? | |
| Yeah, if it falls under that standard humanity and society, then yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| I mean, I think women should be, if the women are doing the same exact job and producing the same exact amount, quantity, and quality of work, I think they should be paying the same. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But generally, that's not the case. | |
| No, you're right. | |
| Yeah, the law, you can't discriminate based on sex, but usually there's a lot of other factors such as where you went to school, what you studied. | |
| So yeah, I'm just trying to flush out the consistency or lack thereof here. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't ever think it's men versus women. | |
| It's like masculine complements the feminine. | |
| So I think the new wave feminism, if they're talking about, hey, women are better than men, that's like the dumbest thing that you can ever say. | |
| I think women complement men, which goes back to your, you know, draft concept. | |
| Well, I'd like to ask you another question here. | |
| Do you think women should be barred from volunteering for the military? | |
| No. | |
| Well, that's interesting. | |
| They shouldn't be barred from volunteering, but they should be barred from being forced into conscription despite men being forced into potential conscription. | |
| I'm a little confused there. | |
| What's confusing about that? | |
| Well, why would you, if you're fine with women volunteering, why would you object to women being forced? | |
| I feel like we made so many points on why women shouldn't be in war. | |
| Do I have to go over them again? | |
| I can't. | |
| Did you make points? | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| Yeah, I did, actually. | |
| Like, for example, a woman being sent out to war. | |
| Well, actually, let's use her example. | |
| That was one of the best ones. | |
| If we send half women, half men to war, and we lose an incredible amount of population, what would it be of the country and our workforce? | |
| Women are the ones that are able to have one child at a time. | |
| Some occasions, two, three. | |
| You have twins, triplets, whatever. | |
| But one man can produce how many kids in a year? | |
| One man can repopulate a population so much quicker than a woman can. | |
| Okay, well, let's assume that the conflict we get involved in is similar to Vietnam, where it's not like we're drafting huge swaths of the U.S. population. | |
| It's more like, I just googled it. | |
| I think the United States military conscripted 2 million service personnel throughout the course of Vietnam World War II is way more than that. | |
| So, I mean, if we lost, you know, a million from a population perspective, I don't think it would be catastrophic. | |
| But again, those 1 million women aren't just 1 million women randomly. | |
| They're occupying special type of forces, like, for example, teachers. | |
| How many teachers would we lose because of that? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| We would get like 18 to 22-year-olds. | |
| They're in the middle of doing OnlyFans or college or something. | |
| All of Isla Vista would end up being the Marines. | |
| So let me ask you. | |
| Okay. | |
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| Get rid of those selling Australian headbands, twins. | |
| I have been to Australia and all their women are like them. | |
| Replace them with Joe Joe Leche Banks. | |
| Charlie Cook looks like he's battling Metro Man. | |
| Metro Man. | |
| Anyone know what that means? | |
| I have no idea what kind of thing. | |
| I think he's ain't going to look Metro 71. | |
| Oh, really? | |
| Great. | |
| Okay, thank you. | |
| Appreciate it, I guess. | |
| Go random. | |
| Oh, I see what happened there. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Where were we? | |
| We were... | |
| I forgot. | |
| Can I just ask a question? | |
| So if you are with your boyfriend or husband and there's a home intruder in the house, would you expect your husband to put himself first into that situation to take care of it? | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Or husband, boyfriend, or male counterpart. | |
| I mean, I know my husband and I have had this conversation multiple times. | |
| I mean, we have multiple guns in the house, and he's told me he's like, go hide in the bathroom and hide in the closet. | |
| He's like, and I'll take care of you. | |
| I mean, and I know where the guns are, and I know how to use them just in case he dies for some reason. | |
| Or I can, you know, shoot and hopefully scare somebody away. | |
| Right. | |
| I think you were maybe in the middle of making a point. | |
| You said, well, that they would be teachers. | |
| And so that's why we shouldn't draft them. | |
| I was saying how one million women dying doesn't really hurt society. | |
| And I was saying that it does because women have a higher amount of, like, in certain roles, like, for example. | |
| Women's jobs are more valuable. | |
| Is that the same thing? | |
| No, I'm saying like a lot of women's jobs are already majorly women. | |
| Right, but I was arguing your point about like you're making this point of, well, if all the women go and die to war, how are we going to repopulate? | |
| But like I'm not, I don't think any conflict would reduce the female population to such a degree that it would like have some catastrophic if they were drafted frontline, whatever. | |
| But like we're already out there. | |
| Actually, it'd probably be good. | |
| I'm going to get canceled for this. | |
| It'd actually probably be good for the population if women got drafted because here's what happens actually with the volunteer force of women. | |
| If they ever do face a deployment, a lot of these female soldiers just get pregnant to avoid having to be deployed. | |
| Genius. | |
| So it actually this is going to go up. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Charlie, I think actually conservatives need to get on board with the female draft. | |
| But no, you have to stay pregnant. | |
| Charlie, I need you to commit on the whatever podcast here that you actually are in favor of the female draft because they get drafted, right? | |
| We draft only women and then they're going to get pregnant so they can avoid being deployed. | |
| If there is a pregnancy exemption, they still allow certain people. | |
| Right, pregnant women. | |
| If you're pregnant, you can't be deployed. | |
| How about only third trimester can't get deployed before somebody's like, I guess they have pregnancy jumpsuits, but they're not in the Air Force, which is. | |
| I think this could be a great talking point for the conservative party. | |
| Let's draft the women and then we'll fix the population problem. | |
| Which we have a huge problem. | |
| A lot of women get pregnant. | |
| We will have to ban Smash Morton. | |
| And then everyone's going to be raised in a single parent household. | |
| That's horrible. | |
| No, I hate that. | |
| They get married. | |
| They get married. | |
| They get married to their husband who's deployed. | |
| Also, everything sucks. | |
| We'll figure it out anyway. | |
| War is bad across the board. | |
| But wait, so, okay. | |
| Don't draft women because then we can't repopulate. | |
| Is that kind of the argument? | |
| Yeah, that was one of them. | |
| Okay, what if we only draft like 100 or excuse me, not 100, 1 million women? | |
| Oh, yeah, so you want to put a marker on we can draft 1 million women and unlimited men? | |
| Wouldn't that also not be equal under your? | |
| No, just like, say, 1 million women, 1 million men. | |
| Or 10 million women, 10 million men. | |
| That would be equal. | |
| And if they can prove that those 1 million women are competent and would advance the war just as much as those 1 million men. | |
| Probably not. | |
| Exactly. | |
| No, but that's not the problem. | |
| No, but equality. | |
| still draft them but wouldn't you want in a war you're the people why do we have women for the volunteer force which you're in favor of Because I do believe that the women who are volunteering know that they can provide quite a bit to the war. | |
| They're not just like, you know. | |
| Not really. | |
| Well, I would assume so. | |
| Why would a woman volunteer if she doesn't, if she's not certain that she can provide some type of, you know. | |
| Well, I mean, people volunteer for all kinds of reasons. | |
| Some people do for financial reasons. | |
| Perhaps they're coming from a very low socioeconomic position. | |
| Getting into the military can be helpful in that way. | |
| Perhaps people want an experience, discipline. | |
| They want to serve their country. | |
| That's true, but I don't think most women would put their lives on the line and have that be their number one option, just volunteering just because, like, shit's in gigs. | |
| Like, I want to volunteer. | |
| Okay. | |
| Right. | |
| So I haven't really heard a compelling reason, at least from the feminist viewpoint standpoint, as to why women shouldn't be drafted. | |
| But why would you want women to be drafted is my question as a man. | |
| For the sake of equality. | |
| Yeah, but what do you want a country to like do good in war, not just for the sake of equality? | |
| So, if I make that same argument about like the workforce, would you call that a sexist statement? | |
| With what exactly? | |
| Would it be a sexist statement? | |
| I'm not arguing this, but the same argument you're making about, well, wouldn't you want the best for the war effort? | |
| Couldn't you just make that argument about the volunteer force so women can't join the military? | |
| You could say about policemen, fire police officers, excuse me, firefighters, etc. | |
| I'm not really catching your drift. | |
| You said you don't want women, so you're trying to exclude women from other workforces is what you're asking me. | |
| Well, you said, wouldn't you want the best people? | |
| Yes, for the war, yeah, because the war, because like if we lose the war, is that not a big deal? | |
| That'd be a big deal. | |
| Yes, it's kind of like you know, put equality to the side in terms of the war because the war is really going to affect all of society, not just man or woman. | |
| But you could even draft women into positions of, for example, not frontline soldiers. | |
| Cybersecurity. | |
| And if you can prove that those women are competent and they can do that, then yeah, go ahead. | |
| That still wouldn't really be equality, but it wouldn't, but that would be good, yeah. | |
| It would be closer to equality. | |
| And actually, most positions in the military are not frontline combat positions. | |
| So, I wouldn't, you know, so I'm just a little confused here. | |
| What are you confused about if we just agreed on the same point? | |
| Just because I label myself as a feminist and I have the same opinion within this as someone else. | |
| But it seems like you want equality. | |
| No, because I've made that clear that I don't want it when it just suits women. | |
| I want it when it benefits society. | |
| Well, so then you acknowledge that. | |
| Is that really hard to understand? | |
| A little bit. | |
| So then you acknowledge that there's an inequality that's currently impacting men because men are the only sex that are required to register for the selective service. | |
| Yeah, that's an inequality in terms of yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| And sex has to go to war. | |
| So your solution then is to get rid of the draft? | |
| My solution to that would just be let's not go to fucking war. | |
| Well, that would make shit equal. | |
| Yeah, war bad. | |
| But obviously that's exactly. | |
| But since that's not a realistic thing that the U.S. will do, and that's why we're just controlling. | |
| What if it has nothing to do with the U.S.? | |
| What if there's a belligerent force like China or Russia or something? | |
| Okay, well, either way. | |
| Beaten Cheeks donated $300. | |
| Here is a point. | |
| Feminism should have never been brought upon society by evil men pushing women to become baby, less career boss B words. | |
| In the West now, what are women currently oppressed on? | |
| I'll wait. | |
| Beaten, I'll ask that later. | |
| Are you okay? | |
| So assuming we can't get rid of war, assuming there had to be a draft. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Would you acknowledge the current inequality that exists? | |
| And shouldn't you? | |
| You asked me that question. | |
| But shouldn't you, as a feminist, be desirous of moving towards egalitarianism and equality? | |
| I've made that clear. | |
| No. | |
| Not in every single way. | |
| I'm going to ask it a different way. | |
| What would a victory for the feminist movement look like, or your view of feminism? | |
| Like what system. | |
| What's my view of feminism? | |
| Yes, or like what is an injustice or something wrong in America that you would like to see remedied or cured with your view of feminism? | |
| Okay, I can get real specific with it. | |
| I work in the healthcare field, and I see a lot of inequality within that. | |
| So that's one way where I'm a feminist where I can see, okay, women aren't being treated the best way within the healthcare field, specifically. | |
| They don't have the same rights as a man does. | |
| Wait, can you elaborate? | |
| Do you mean patients or the patients, yes. | |
| Wait, can you elaborate what you mean? | |
| Like, what is the inequality? | |
| Patient care, a man as a patient versus a woman as a patient. | |
| Very different. | |
| Can you articulate it a little further? | |
| Women don't have the same care as a man. | |
| Isn't it the case that women use, like see doctors more frequently? | |
| They get more, they're more likely to go visit a doctor. | |
| Yeah, that's 100% the case, but that's because they're not getting adequate care. | |
| That's why they have to keep seeing new specialists, new people. | |
| Wait, wait. | |
| I don't think that's the reason. | |
| I think women just tend to care about our bodies, and men only care when they're on their deathbed. | |
| That's like the typical reasoning. | |
| Women, like for like medi-cal or whatever, I don't know what it's called. | |
| The reimbursables for women are like seven to one. | |
| They're more likely to use especially under 50. | |
| But it's taken me like six months just to get a checkup. | |
| Like just I don't think that's because you're a woman though. | |
| You don't think so? | |
| Okay. | |
| I think that why would it be because you're a woman? | |
| I don't know, maybe because women's health care is harder to get. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| So you're talking like you're OBGYN? | |
| No, just primary care physician. | |
| Why would that be because you're a woman, though? | |
| It actually might be because I have shitty health care. | |
| It also could be because we just brought a couple million people from the third world into this country. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That kind of creates long lines, but that's a separate issue. | |
| Well, could you elaborate a little further on the healthcare thing, though? | |
| Do you want me to just keep going listing examples? | |
| Well, you said women have, I don't know if you said rights, like women have X that men don't. | |
| Yeah, women are behind in the healthcare field, so that's something I would want to see women progress. | |
| Like in nursing? | |
| No, as a patient. | |
| I've made that clear. | |
| Oh, as patients? | |
| Yes. | |
| How are they behind? | |
| A woman doesn't get the same adequate care from her primary doctor, from her specialist, from whatever person that a man would, and that's been statistically proven. | |
| I'll actually. | |
| I'm in the healthcare field. | |
| I see this firsthand. | |
| I'm told about this by my coworkers, by my actual patients, by the people I work for, work with. | |
| So that's just my experience. | |
| So you asked me for a specific example about feminism, and that's what I gave you. | |
| So what would solve that? | |
| Honestly, I'm not an expert within the healthcare field to be able to say you need to do this, this, and that, but I just believe that there is something that could be done. | |
| Do you think that women sometimes might be overemphasizing a condition that might not be a big deal? | |
| No, I don't think so. | |
| I mean, yeah, possibly person to person, there's many women who could do that. | |
| There's many men who would do that. | |
| How is that relevant? | |
| No, because the survey you're citing is that women think they're not getting the care that they deserve when I think they actually are, and then some. | |
| But you're right, men will not go to the doctor unless they're missing a limb, where a woman will call their doctor as soon as they have a sniffle or a sneeze or a cough. | |
| And so they engage in a healthcare system more often. | |
| So when you have more interactions and more touch points, you'll have more people who think that there's an injustice when there really isn't. | |
| I see your point. | |
| And do you also, you well, actually here, we'll come back to that a little bit. | |
| I did also want to get an answer from you really quick on the draft thing, then we'll move it along to a different topic. | |
| You said you're a feminist, but not in favor of women being drafted. | |
| How do you reconcile that? | |
| I mean, I think that there should definitely be things that are more, or I guess not more important, but, like, I'm more for, like, if I'm working a job in a lab and a man is working a job in the same lab and we're doing the same things, then we should be getting equal pay. | |
| But. | |
| What if you work harder than him? | |
| Should you get more money? | |
| Well, what do you mean, like work harder? | |
| Put in more hours, show up earlier. | |
| I mean, wouldn't I? | |
| What if you're better than him? | |
| Then they would probably recognize the hard work that they did. | |
| But I thought you said equal pay. | |
| I mean, I think it would depend on like your lab position and like how high you are. | |
| Do you have the same title? | |
| Do you want it to be based on merit or just equality no matter what? | |
| I mean, I guess like if you are working harder, then I feel like you should get paid more regardless if you're a man or a woman. | |
| So men are more likely to show up early at work. | |
| They're more likely to not take seven to 10 years off for having a child, whether you like that or not. | |
| More likely to ask for a promotion, more likely to ask for a raise. | |
| They're also more likely to get their boss to notice their hard work. | |
| They're better at that than women. | |
| So maybe it's not that women are getting paid less than men. | |
| Maybe just men are better at working the corporate system than women. | |
| Well then, if that's the case, then I guess that's something we need to work on. | |
| Wait. | |
| I have a question. | |
| Well, you didn't really answer the question, but you did bring up the wage gap there a little bit. | |
| So the question was about the draft, though, because you said you were feminist, but you're not in favor of women being conscripted into military force, military conscription. | |
| So just how do you reconcile that? | |
| Well, I think they brought up a good point about how, like, biologically, women are not as physically strong as men. | |
| And I don't understand, like, or I guess like they do bring up a point like, how would it benefit like the United States if we're putting more women onto like the military if we're not putting like the strongest like people out? | |
| Well, if they're not benefiting, then why would we allow women to volunteer? | |
| I mean, but that's like what I mean, that's what they want to do with their time. | |
| It's better than not having any volunteers. | |
| Do you guys think the military would be better if women weren't in it? | |
| If it was just men, hardcore men that want to win for the country? | |
| You know women better than I do. | |
| No women. | |
| Do you think the American military was a better fighting force when women were not in it? | |
| I think they're a lot more aggressive, a lot more assertive. | |
| I mean, there's, I don't want to sound like I'm hating on women, but I just think guys, when they're, especially in a war, I mean, they're out there that they're wanting to be out there fighting for their country. | |
| Women, that's not ours. | |
| Wait, Charlie, what was your original question? | |
| So would the U.S. military be better if it was just men? | |
| Is that the menu? | |
| Yes, and I say this for a group of women who know female nature very well. | |
| You know your friend's female nature. | |
| If you're trying to create a fighting force to defeat the Russians, defeat the Chinese, and all these stupid wars, I agree with you. | |
| But if you want a good military, should women be in the military at all? | |
| Let's get everybody's answer on this. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| If you want the best military, not an equal one. | |
| Just men. | |
| Just men. | |
| I mean, but women are such good FBI agents. | |
| Like, we're just naturally good at. | |
| Not private investigators, because women are the best at finding out that your boyfriend's cheating on them. | |
| Exactly. | |
| We're not talking about that. | |
| We're talking about... | |
| So, how do we decode, like... | |
| Just answer the question. | |
| We're talking about storming Normandy, defeating the Nazis, winning a war. | |
| I mean, the Kazakhstans. | |
| Oh, gosh. | |
| The Kazakhs on the wall. | |
| The Kazakhs. | |
| They actually had women in the military in the Soviet Union, but that's a separate issue. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| For the sake of argument, no. | |
| No women. | |
| Maybe no. | |
| But also make sure that every single man that is in there also is up to par. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Yeah, I think if the men are really passionate about it, then no women. | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't want a world where people are barred from much. | |
| Okay. | |
| No. | |
| I don't know if you guys even remember the question. | |
| I'm trying to get my best here to kind of like. | |
| It should be all men. | |
| You think it should be all men? | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| I want to come back to what you said really quick here. | |
| You did kind of, when I asked you the question, you brought up the wage gap, like equal pay for equal work or whatever. | |
| Do you think that that should also apply to like police officers? | |
| Like they're doing the same job, right? | |
| Like between women. | |
| And like firefighters. | |
| So, like, should men and women be paid equally? | |
| Like, between police and firefighters? | |
| Yeah, yeah, like with police and firefighters? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| But can I ask a question really quick? | |
| Yeah. | |
| For our two Australian friends, can I ask a question for you? | |
| Do you think men OnlyFans models should make the same as female OnlyFans models? | |
| Great question. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So you'd be willing to take a pay cut? | |
| What do you mean by that? | |
| Like they take it out of your pocket. | |
| Well, because men, when it comes to online tragedy. | |
| What's the word I'm looking for? | |
| Online. | |
| Presenting yourself earn fractional what women earn. | |
| Like one-tenth. | |
| Nobody wants to see balls. | |
| I mean, I've always been told, like, the gay people actually get a lot of subscribers, like, more than women. | |
| We're going to run this experiment. | |
| me and Charlie are going to open up an OF account and we're going to see... | |
| We're not together. | |
| Not together. | |
| Let's just take our phone separate. | |
| For example, the best paid male model in the world makes about $3 million a year. | |
| The best paid female model is like $35 to $40 million a year. | |
| Wow. | |
| Yeah, it's not even close. | |
| It's like a 10X and it's almost across all disciplines. | |
| I didn't even know that myself. | |
| And so in OnlyFans, I imagine this would be the case. | |
| I mean, for example, I'm not a fan of pornography at all. | |
| I read about it in the book how I'm not a fan of it. | |
| However, in online pornography, female actresses earn way more than male actresses, not even close. | |
| Well, isn't that because of the subscribers? | |
| They're more male-based. | |
| There's what is it, 60% of the rest of the world? | |
| Oh, there's reason, yeah. | |
| For sure. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Men consume pornography more than women, women increasingly so. | |
| So I guess for my two Australian friends, do you think that there should be a law that says that you should earn the same as your male counterparts? | |
| DRJSR 2019 donated $300. | |
| Show the panel the opening scene of Saving Private Try and see who would still believe the battlefield is a place for women. | |
| Private communism of the devil and destroys the human which breaks society. | |
| Pull that link up. | |
| DRJSR. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Yeah, so just thank you. | |
| I don't think that at all. | |
| I think it's just up to how much you post. | |
| Like, it's up to you how much money you earn by how much you are posting on your so it's about merit, creativity, ingenuity. | |
| That like consistency kind of thing. | |
| And trying to find the right niche and everything for yourself. | |
| Nick, you want to pull that up? | |
| So therefore, if there was a law generally in America where it says that women should be paid the same as men, you'd be against that. | |
| Well, because it would apply to OnlyFans. | |
| Because it could harm you. | |
| See, you're both in an industry where women earn way more than men. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So you'd be because progress is easy to support until it hits your bank account. | |
| There are many men in OnlyFans managers. | |
| No, of course. | |
| This is actually, I went to a protest. | |
| This is me. | |
| It's terror. | |
| This is like take it potato quality. | |
| Equal pay for men on OnlyFans. | |
| I went to a protest. | |
| I had a bunch of crazy protest signs. | |
| And so, yeah, I think men should be paid equally on OF. | |
| That would be fair, right? | |
| I have a question, though. | |
| Do you guys set your own prices? | |
| So how come the man just doesn't set his own price equal to the woman? | |
| Because no one buys it. | |
| Exactly. | |
| So how would you guys can implement the you guys paid to get the same? | |
| No, of course it's market driven. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| So if the law gets passed, they would still make more than the man because they have more subscribers, right? | |
| And not because they're getting paid more. | |
| It depends how it's written, but in the abstract, it would say that equal work for equal pay. | |
| That's literally what they just marched in the streets for. | |
| So your question is not so much as like getting paid by the same rate pay, but you're saying annual pay? | |
| It depends. | |
| So let's say there was a company that employs OnlyFans models, and then they take a cut and they do all the work for you, okay? | |
| And they employ male and female-only fan models, and they both work 10 hours a day. | |
| The female OnlyFan models will earn $1 million a year for the company, and the males will only bring in $100,000 a year for the company. | |
| Should they have to pay both of them the same because it's equal work for equal pay? | |
| Or should they give more money to who's actually bringing money to the door? | |
| The women for the company? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't have an opinion on that kind of stuff. | |
| I think you both know the answer. | |
| You're just afraid to say it. | |
| I don't know. | |
| That women should be able to earn what they earn and they provide in the OnlyFans model. | |
| I find OnlyFans to be disgusting. | |
| That's a separate issue we could talk later. | |
| But I'm just trying to find this. | |
| However, how is that any different in a corporate environment when men are more likely to travel for work? | |
| They're more likely to go make the second or third call for a promotion or a raise. | |
| So the Equal Pay for Equal Work movement kind of falls apart when it comes down to online female modeling, doesn't it? | |
| Honestly, I don't think, like, I think it should be fair. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I think it should be fair between how much they earn, but that it is actually up to how much you want to earn by the amount of posting you're doing. | |
| If you're not posting anything, you're not going to make just as much as that girl that is posting all the time. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Me and Imogen don't earn the same. | |
| She posts more than me, and like she makes more than me. | |
| Is that fair? | |
| I think it is fair because it's up to me. | |
| I agree. | |
| I think I'm. | |
| So shouldn't we structure all of society? | |
| That wife who works the hardest gets the most? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So feminism is death. | |
| Let's say I work two hours a day, Imogen's working eight hours a day doing TikToks, reels, and all of that stuff, like making content for the OF wall and everything. | |
| She's earning more than me, but then I'm being lazy and I'm laying back. | |
| I'm not making that much. | |
| You're making an argument for market-based capitalism pretty well. | |
| I think that it's up to the men. | |
| If like if he was to work just as much as Imogen, doing eight hours a day, then he should just earn just as much. | |
| By law or just let it happen? | |
| Just let it happen. | |
| Okay, and if he falls short and he ends up earning half? | |
| Then just work harder because she's been working hard. | |
| Got it. | |
| So when if you look at a big company like Apple and I tell you that the female engineers earn less than the male engineers, just let it happen, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Just let it happen. | |
| No? | |
| Oh, no, I agree. | |
| Oh, yeah, just let it happen. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, I agree. | |
| We are wrecking new age feminism here. | |
| Destroyed. | |
| Annihilated. | |
| Okay. | |
| I want to come back really quick. | |
| You brought up the wage gap. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Wait. | |
| Hold on. | |
| You brought up the wage gap. | |
| You're saying, well, should be paid equally in, you know, if you're doing the same job. | |
| Is that correct? | |
| So you're, you're, and do you believe that there is a gender wage gap? | |
| Since you brought it up into the mic? | |
| I mean, that's what we've been taught in school. | |
| Then it must be true, right? | |
| That's what you've been taught in school. | |
| Okay, so, shoot, I missed my notes on the specific thing with the wage gap. | |
| This is kind of an interesting stat that we found out recently. | |
| So what are your thoughts on, for example, they actually found that Asian women out-earn white men. | |
| Do you subscribe to that wage gap? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Nick, could you pull up the data on that? | |
| So median weekly earnings of full-time workers, white men versus Asian women. | |
| So you have white men, Asian women there. | |
| Recently, just the Asian women, you guys are killing it. | |
| Good job, Mattie. | |
| Good job, Matty, back there. | |
| Why is that? | |
| You guys are killing it. | |
| Do we know why? | |
| For you. | |
| Cole. | |
| Different. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Like, okay. | |
| Is it a skill issue? | |
| Something like that? | |
| I don't know, man. | |
| But so is this perhaps evidence of Asian women oppressing white men? | |
| I think that's what it is. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I think Asian women are oppressing white men. | |
| Or just working harder. | |
| Could be. | |
| Sometimes merit explains a lot of this. | |
| Almost all the time. | |
| Oh, I remember my question. | |
| Sports. | |
| So, you know, when it comes to basketball, soccer, there's been a bunch of articles on this. | |
| Do you think that women in sports should be paid the same as the men in sports? | |
| So, like, men's basketball, women's basketball. | |
| I want to start with you. | |
| I'll open it up to the rest of the panel. | |
| I mean, I think that generally the men's sports are watched more. | |
| So, I think it makes sense that they would get paid more because they have more like views. | |
| Anybody want to say, I agree with that. | |
| Anyone object to the differential payment, though, in sports? | |
| Should it be equal in sports? | |
| Should it be equal? | |
| Female basketball players should be paid the same as male basketball players. | |
| It's like the most based panel ever. | |
| You're talking about pro sports, not like the Title IX stuff in colleges and spending. | |
| Professional sports. | |
| Professional sports, yeah. | |
| Let's say like where you grab in San Antonio. | |
| I mean, we had this. | |
| You don't have thoughts on this? | |
| No, I thought. | |
| I feel like it's equal. | |
| Yeah, that's fair. | |
| If men still have to do that, so women don't earn as much as men do. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, reasonable. | |
| All right. | |
| And by the way, JSR, I'll just quickly adjust your message that came through. | |
| By the way, I've just paused them temporarily really quick just to get through a few things. | |
| I'll let a few of them come in. | |
| JSR, yes, the scene from Saving Private Ryan, absolutely excellent. | |
| Also, all quiet on the Western Front, it's available on Netflix. | |
| Strongly encourage you guys to watch that. | |
| It kind of shows the just savagery and brutality of warfare. | |
| So, okay, we hit that. | |
| We've hit the draft stuff. | |
| Actually, really quick on the draft stuff, Charlie, I got to push back here against you a little bit here. | |
| I'm actually, so I'm in favor, Charlie, of women being drafted. | |
| Now, here's why, Charlie. | |
| First off, actually, that just occurred to me: the whole like, well, then they would just get pregnant. | |
| You know, they just go and get pregnant to avoid deployment. | |
| Service guarantees citizenship, that's the other thing. | |
| And then also, you know, I say frontline combat too. | |
| Like, you know, soften them up a little bit. | |
| Then when the men come in, like, soften up the enemy. | |
| So, like, send the women first. | |
| Right, right. | |
| And then, like, you know, they like soften them up. | |
| And then, like, the guys can come in and like finish the job. | |
| You know? | |
| Like a shield. | |
| Do you concur? | |
| To use women as human shields. | |
| No, not as human shields. | |
| As a stupid war. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| But like, throw them in, soften them up a little bit. | |
| Oh, throw them forward as like the combat. | |
| But are we supposed to do fort with them? | |
| We can come in and take all the credit. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| Okay. | |
| They do use women as high as possible. | |
| Think of it over. | |
| Okay. | |
| So I did want to ask, I don't know why I wrote this down. | |
| I wrote down capitalism for some reason. | |
| Just really quick, is everybody in favor of capitalism or would you prefer some other? | |
| I mean, it creates problems like the overusage of adult content, for example. | |
| I think that's a product of capitalism. | |
| So there wouldn't be no OnlyFans if we were like communist or whatever? | |
| I think there probably not. | |
| Charlie, there's probably still going to be some runarounds. | |
| But I mean, no, that doesn't mean that. | |
| No, no. | |
| One doesn't negate the other. | |
| Okay, fair. | |
| So in favor of, I don't know why I wrote this down, but I have. | |
| Okay. | |
| In favor of capitalism? | |
| Or would you prefer socialism, communism? | |
| Capitalism is okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| I say it's fuck capitalism actually, but I also that's the only option we have at the moment. | |
| I'm not for socialists or communism or any of that. | |
| So you acknowledge that there's issues within capitalism, but despite those issues, it is currently the best system that we have. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't really have an opinion. | |
| So if, let's say we were communist, you would not be able to, if it was a con like you wouldn't be able to dye your hair blonde if it was coming. | |
| My hair's dying. | |
| What's that? | |
| How do you know my hair's dyed? | |
| Just a guess. | |
| Just a guess. | |
| Just a hunch, you know? | |
| Oh, so like, can you just define it then? | |
| So that. | |
| Hair dye? | |
| No, define what? | |
| Common? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm going to defer to the community. | |
| What is communism? | |
| I'm not saying this. | |
| Do they teach communism in college anymore? | |
| Or I'm just saying, why do you bring up me being blonde? | |
| Well, he was making a tongue-in-cheek point of saying that in communism, it's total control of one's life, totalitarianism. | |
| So you can get stupid and arbitrary rules like that. | |
| You probably wouldn't be able to buy hair dye. | |
| Yeah, communist dictatorships, yeah. | |
| Maybe they prioritize that. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Maybe. | |
| Here, just show of hands. | |
| Anybody against capitalism? | |
| So I'll just move it along. | |
| I think total unfettered capitalism is a little brutal. | |
| That's why we have antitrust laws and some things to regulate when it's completely unfettered. | |
| But for sure, it's there was, I'm going to get it wrong, but there's somebody famous who said it's a terrible system, but better than all the others, right? | |
| Sure. | |
| Okay, I think that's nobody. | |
| I'll let a couple of these chats come in. | |
| They're going to come in in just a second. | |
| Then we're going to, I want to come back to that clip we saw because we didn't really get a full reaction to it. | |
| Then we have a couple things, other things we need to react to. | |
| Sorry, guys, we're just letting a few of these come in. | |
| And I'm going to let, shoot. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| We're on a delay here. | |
| By the way, guys, Charlie's book. | |
| Oh, right-wing revolutionary. | |
| Oh, great. | |
| You guys have to be able to get a lot of money. | |
| Thank you, Doc. Bangs Jr., there are more women than men doctors in primary care, and there is a specialty exclusively devoted to women's health. | |
| Men do not. | |
| How are women patients underserved? | |
| Cheers, Charlie. | |
| Do you want to address that really quick? | |
| How are female patients underserved? | |
| I don't feel like addressing that right now. | |
| We've already moved way past that. | |
| Do you want to add one little thing? | |
| I'm good. | |
| I'll ask you a question. | |
| We're not going to debate it, at least now, anyways. | |
| Do you think that part of your position on that has to do with abortion rights? | |
| Yeah, slightly, yeah. | |
| Okay, we can write that down perhaps if time permitting. | |
| We'll get to that in a bit. | |
| Joe Murphy, hold on, where was the other one? | |
| Sorry, guys, a couple of these chats are coming in. | |
| I'm going to read them and then we'll get back to the reaction to that clip that we pulled up. | |
| Kirk, can you make the same argument about equal pay about any other institution but only fans? | |
| Yeah, healthcare. | |
| Okay. | |
| Female nurses earn more than male nurses. | |
| Thank you. | |
| And there are also more female nurses than male nurses. | |
| All right. | |
| And also teaching as well, elementary school teaching. | |
| There's also more women that are OBGYNs than men. | |
| OBGYNs. | |
| All right. | |
| And then Cheeks here says, I'm extremely disappointed that nobody on the panel knows what real feminism is. | |
| In extreme short, feminism is the destruction of the nuclear family. | |
| Patriarchy never was about equality. | |
| Drizzle, drizzle. | |
| Okay, thank you, Cheeks. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| By the way, if you can just scoot into the table a little bit. | |
| You're just getting cut out of frame there. | |
| Okay, thank you guys. | |
| I'm going to pause it just temporarily just to get through our next couple things and then I'll get the soup chats later. | |
| So, going back to, if you guys recall that clip that we were looking at, so you guys all remember essentially she's this kind of more liberal, progressive woman who's like upset that she can't find, at least among the men that she wants to date that match her values and match her progressive, liberal feminist values, she doesn't get the traditional treatment from those guys. | |
| What are your thoughts on that, on the clip? | |
| And also, do you think liberal women deserve chivalrous treatment? | |
| So, I think we were. | |
| i'll just ask you do you think liberal women deserve chivalrous treatment can you explain uh like so So, do you want me to repeat the question? | |
| So, okay, do you think liberal women deserve chivalry, right? | |
| The guy opening the car door, paying for the first date. | |
| Walking next on the left side of you on the street instead of the right side, so he's walking closer to the car in case something happens. | |
| Do you agree on that? | |
| So, do you think liberal women, because chivalrous treatment I would categorize as traditional treatment, but it's not clear to me if liberal progressive women are traditional women? | |
| So, you're asking me: Do you think liberal women, so let me hear, do you think non-traditional women are deserving of traditional treatment or chivalrous treatment? | |
| No, I don't know. | |
| All right, what about you? | |
| Deserving. | |
| I don't think it's for me to say what people deserve and don't deserve, but I do think that if you're dating liberal men, you're less likely to get the sort of traditional types of things. | |
| We see that in Scandinavia, for instance, where women have even more power and money per capita than here, and so men are very 50-50. | |
| I'm actually, I'll just get your guys' answers again if you already answered it. | |
| Do you think liberal women deserve chivalrous treatment? | |
| Of course. | |
| And you said you've received it. | |
| Yeah, every guy I've dated. | |
| Because you consider yourself progressive, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Liberal, feminist. | |
| Yeah, I'm not like hardcore liberal, but I'm progressive, and I wouldn't, I don't see a reason to ever date someone who wouldn't give me chivalry. | |
| It's kind of like I think every woman deserves the wonderful experience of a man courting her and treating her well and respectful. | |
| I agree. | |
| I think that they deserve to experience, and so you deserve that, correct? | |
| Yeah, I think I deserve it. | |
| Yeah, I think women or liberal women do deserve. | |
| Yeah, I agree with that as well. | |
| I think ladies deserve to be treated like ladies, and not all women are ladies. | |
| Well put, okay. | |
| Let's see, I think everybody deserves the experience of at least once having a chivalrous guy. | |
| I don't believe that all women want the chivalry. | |
| Sure. | |
| Especially the more progressive feminist. | |
| That's true. | |
| Okay. | |
| Charlie, I think you recall the clip. | |
| Yep. | |
| I mean, you don't always get what you deserve in life. | |
| But yes, every woman should be treated the same regardless of their political views. | |
| But if you are a progressive and you go out of your way to go, you know, date femme boys, then don't be surprised when they can't even hold the door when they open it. | |
| Well, I have a question for you, Charlie. | |
| I mean, do you think the type of men that are more likely to give women that more traditional treatment, do you think they would lean more conservative or liberal? | |
| Chivalrous treatment? | |
| Chivalrous treatment. | |
| Oh, conservative, without a doubt. | |
| Yeah, without a doubt. | |
| I mean, and that's a generalization. | |
| I mean, there's exceptions to every rule, but the vast majority of conservative men would, at least everything I understand, would consider it to be insane not to treat the lady with chivalry. | |
| Because men, conservative, the conservative movement in general is much more understanding and appreciative and trying to protect the natural order of male-female differences and distinctions. | |
| And that's one of our differences. | |
| Do you have a thought on that? | |
| I have a question. | |
| I completely agree with what you said right there. | |
| But what would you say about incels who describe themselves as part of the conservative community? | |
| Incels, so they should go find a wife. | |
| That's what I say, regardless. | |
| I mean, I think that it's destructive if we have a single men is a big problem. | |
| In the Bible, it says, God said to Adam, it's not good for man to be alone. | |
| Men being single over 30 is a big problem. | |
| And by the way, women being single over 30 is also a big problem, and I talk about that. | |
| But single men are more likely to commit crimes, more likely to go to jail, more likely to get into drugs, more likely to be isolated and distant on society. | |
| Men need women as much as women need men. | |
| So if it was up to you, you wouldn't allow the incels to be a part of the well, allow. | |
| I mean, if you believe my value system, but if I ever confront it, I'm going to tell you, get your life together, get your act together, stop being a loser. | |
| Valid. | |
| So this is actually a perfect segue into our next segment. | |
| Charlie, you came under a bit of heat. | |
| I've never said anything controversial. | |
| Never. | |
| You got some backlash. | |
| You got slammed. | |
| That's what the news articles are. | |
| Nick, can I pull those? | |
| I'm going to give them a trigger warning before. | |
| This is a spicy clip. | |
| But you guys can say whatever you want about me, but it's not the full context, just so we're clear. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| But I did say it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So, Nick, pull those up. | |
| There's some news articles. | |
| You're always in the news, Charlie. | |
| But you said, I mean, and I think they're probably taking you a little bit out of context, but Arizona said it, but that's not the totality of the point, right? | |
| Birth control is why women are so bitter. | |
| Slammed. | |
| That's not the only reason. | |
| You got slammed for calling women the third non-I said prime. | |
| Hormonal birth control messes with women's brains, which is true. | |
| And then you faced backlash for saying women in their 30s are past their prime. | |
| Again, not exactly what I said. | |
| And I do, you know, if you could defend me. | |
| By the way, so we're going to pull up a couple of the clips. | |
| If they exclude any additional context, you can let me know. | |
| We can pull up the whole thing. | |
| No, it's fine. | |
| I don't care. | |
| I mean, it's significant. | |
| Or just tell us what the additional context is. | |
| No, I hope you get the spiciest clips. | |
| Okay, we'll get the spiciest clips. | |
| So we'll start with the first one. | |
| There's three total. | |
| Nick, if you can go ahead. | |
| Go for it. | |
| A lot of them are on birth control, too. | |
| And birth control really screws up female brains, by the way. | |
| Every single one of you need to make sure that your loved ones are not on birth control. | |
| It increases depression, anxiety, suicidal ideation. | |
| Birth control is the number one most prescribed medication for young ladies under the age of 25. | |
| They will give young ladies birth control for pimples, for acne, to control their moods, their period. | |
| It is awful. | |
| It's terrible. | |
| And it creates very angry and bitter young ladies and young women. | |
| Then that bitterness then manifests into a political party that is the bitter party. | |
| I mean, the Democrat Party is all about bring us your bitterness and we'll give you free stuff. | |
| It's like we'll trade you know bitterness for stuff, essentially. | |
| That's like the Democrat Party. | |
| A lot of them are on birth control too. | |
| We can fight again. | |
| Yeah, yeah, exactly. | |
| To be clear, I meant hormonal birth control, to be very clear. | |
| So yes. | |
| I think it'd be interesting to at least hear from the women. | |
| Is anybody here currently on hormonal birth control? | |
| No, I actually hated birth control and how it made me feel. | |
| So do you sympathize with what I was clumsily trying to say? | |
| A little bit. | |
| A little bit. | |
| How did it make you? | |
| Can I ask? | |
| How did it make you feel? | |
| I was kind of confused when you mentioned what was that you said? | |
| What causes them to go into that political party? | |
| The bitterness. | |
| I can get into that, but I'm more focused on how did it make you feel? | |
| Like, were you depressed, anxious? | |
| Oh, yeah, it made me feel horrible. | |
| My skin was awful, and I just didn't feel like I was aligned with my life, but maybe that's I'm just too in tune. | |
| But it's not better or worse. | |
| I'm also not on birth control. | |
| I also didn't like my experience with it. | |
| Okay. | |
| I've never been on birth control. | |
| I took it years past in my late 20s, and I also didn't like the way it made me feel. | |
| It's heavy progesterone, a lot of depression. | |
| And yeah, I no longer have to deal with that. | |
| I used to take it when I was younger, but I didn't agree with it. | |
| And the way it made me feel, like sick, gave me a bit of acne, and I think it's some reason why I did come up with entrometriosis. | |
| Wow. | |
| Yeah, so I didn't agree with it. | |
| I'm not on birth control, but I used to be on the pill. | |
| Personally, for me, I didn't experience any side effects. | |
| My skin was really clear, luckily. | |
| But I stopped taking it because I was just scared of the side effects that it might have. | |
| Rip? | |
| Hold on. | |
| Keep going, guys. | |
| Keep going. | |
| I've never been on it before. | |
| Never been on it. | |
| I'd say, in addition to the side effects, there's also been a couple studies that have come out showing that women that are on hormonal birth control more look at more of the beta guys. | |
| And then once you get off of it, you're looking for more of the alpha type guy. | |
| And I would say my experience, I was on hormonal birth control because I had endometriosis and PCLS. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| And my ex-husband was very much a beta, had hysterectomy, decided I wanted to divorce him. | |
| And I am now very much with a very dominant alpha male. | |
| Awesome. | |
| But yeah, terrible side effects. | |
| Do you feel, those of you that were on birth control, that they properly informed you of the possible side effects before you went on the pill? | |
| No. | |
| They didn't let you know about the spiritual side effects, which was like hanging out or getting guys who were like less of your caliber or whatever that was for you. | |
| Because I had the similar experience of like unalignment generally. | |
| So you felt that you were attracted to different people while you were on the pill. | |
| Sure. | |
| I was amazed. | |
| It was only like a few months, but yeah. | |
| Obviously. | |
| Maddie, can you fix that, please? | |
| Okay. | |
| There's an interesting study at my alma mater that they found that exotic dancers made way more money when they were not on hormonal birth control because they and they're not sure either men can sense it, like maybe smell, or for a moment, or maybe we don't know, or maybe women liked men better. | |
| They don't know for sure, but it made a distinct difference in their income. | |
| Go figure. | |
| Okay Nick, there's another clip. | |
| Can you also just see the volume really quick? | |
| You said you had a question though, about the second part of it, of my comment. | |
| Oh yeah, what did you mean about? | |
| They were distressed, was a distress? | |
| Oh yeah, I said that. | |
| Bitter oh bitterness yeah, if you get too far in your life. | |
| In my person, most young ladies deep down want to find a partner, they want to get married and they want to have children. | |
| There's exceptions to that, but But if you suppress that for too long, it can create a lot of bitterness. | |
| Okay, I can see that. | |
| Nick, can you pull up the other clip? | |
| It's maxed. | |
| It is maxed. | |
| Okay. | |
| Sorry, chat, the volume's a little low on these clips. | |
| Now he's saying, get your kids off birth control. | |
| And praise God. | |
| They shouldn't be on birth control if they're your kids. | |
| No Christian parent should ever allow their daughter on birth control ever. | |
| Period. | |
| That is, if your daughter's on birth control or granddaughter, get them off immediately. | |
| Now he's saying, get. | |
| Yeah, same thing. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And again, I meant hormone. | |
| I was using a filler term of hormonal birth control. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then the next clip I think is the one that drew the most ire, not just for both. | |
| Can I say this ahead of time? | |
| So a better way I could have said this is that as you get older, your dating pool shrinks. | |
| I said it fine, but there's one word that's clumsy there. | |
| And I met my wife, Erica, when she was in her late 20s. | |
| We're now super happily married. | |
| And we have two. | |
| You did nothing wrong, Charlie. | |
| Huh? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I want to be clear, though, because, again, no one is above criticism or reproach. | |
| However, the essence of what I said is 100% true. | |
| That's what I will say: is that you can kind of sometimes stumble over your words, but the essence is 100% true. | |
| Got it. | |
| All right, let's play the clip. | |
| Girls are going to react to this. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| We basically told a great generation of young women, don't get married, don't have kids, go get a corporate job, and it's created mass political hysteria. | |
| And then in their early 30s, they get really upset because they say, you know, the boys don't want to date me anymore because they're not at their prime. | |
| And people get mad when I say that, which is true. | |
| If you're in your early 30s, I'm sorry. | |
| It's like you're not as attractive in the dating pool as you were in the early 20s. | |
| But again, you have your corporate job in cats. | |
| So I thought you, you know. | |
| We basically. | |
| There you go. | |
| Was the audio boosted on that one then? | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah, it was super low. | |
| Anyways, your reaction to the clip starting with you, go ahead. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Where's the crickets? | |
| You can cue the crickets. | |
| Yeah, I'm going to play that. | |
| You can say whatever you want. | |
| I don't know. | |
| No, I really don't have anything to say about that. | |
| I mean, yeah, the dating pool does shrink. | |
| That's very true. | |
| Okay. | |
| Any reaction to that? | |
| I also don't really feel like I have to make a comment on that. | |
| There's really not much to say. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| Sure. | |
| Dating pool shrinks. | |
| Also, some women want a job in cats, and for them, that's a good time. | |
| Again, I lean toward a world in which people can do what they want. | |
| Sound like an anarchist, right? | |
| I honestly don't have an opinion. | |
| We suck. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I thought when you told me you were going to play my tapes, Brian, I was going to get screamed at and people were going to throw stuff. | |
| I guess I'm not as controversial as I thought I was. | |
| Yeah, see, you got a warm reception here. | |
| Yeah, I don't know. | |
| They co-sign everything. | |
| We don't have to answer enough. | |
| I do have a question. | |
| If you want to make it cooler culturally for young women to want to be mothers and be married and anti-Steinem stuff, then there's got to be a long-term plan, right, to change the culture. | |
| Yeah, and that's part of what we're trying to do. | |
| I'm first trying to live what I believe and build a family because I think that's important. | |
| Then I'm also trying to advocate this in a culture where it's not always celebrated. | |
| And I would love to just really go quickly around the corn, super quick. | |
| If you had to choose between, if you could only pick one, marriage or career, which would you choose? | |
| If you had to choose. | |
| Can we do that? | |
| Yeah, can I add one thing? | |
| So is it so great, amazing career or beautiful, healthy family? | |
| That's correct. | |
| Okay, that was a good idea. | |
| If you had to choose. | |
| Now, you can have both in life, but if you could only pick one. | |
| I would say marriage. | |
| Marriage. | |
| Yeah, the healthy family. | |
| Family. | |
| Marriage. | |
| And can I answer the other question? | |
| Yeah, of course, yeah. | |
| So I actually want to back him up on, you know, you're not really in your prime once you turn 30. | |
| I know I got married at age 23. | |
| I mean, I was pretty. | |
| I was an athlete, married the wrong guy, became obese. | |
| Yeah, not now, obviously. | |
| But yeah, once I divorced him after I turned 30, the dating pool was vastly smaller. | |
| Well, thank you for defending me. | |
| I could have used you a couple months ago. | |
| I'm in Phoenix. | |
| No, that's right. | |
| We should talk. | |
| No, and I just, the last question I'll then ask is I want you to think about it. | |
| If every single one of you said marriage, are you making deliberate steps every day to get closer to that goal or are you making steps to get closer to the career goal? | |
| Starting with you, go ahead. | |
| Because I believe that in a marriage, since it is, you're coming together as a contractual agreement, I do want to provide to a certain extent, just in case my husband can't, I am going towards a career at the moment. | |
| No, and I only ask, just, and again, you don't have to go, we don't have to go on the horn. | |
| I think it's important, though, to answer your question. | |
| Far too often, we do not tell young ladies, if you have to prioritize one more than the other, would you rather have your tombstone, say, CEO of a shoe company or loving mother of three children and a wife? | |
| And if you would rather have loving mother and of three children and a wife, then you should prioritize that more in your early 20s than your career or going to college. | |
| Because the tragedy is there are far more single, early 30-something women in this country than married 30-something women in this country. | |
| The fertility rate's the lowest ever been, marriage rates, the lowest ever been, and it's because we tell young ladies you can wait forever to do this. | |
| And that's not the case for everybody. | |
| It's the case for some people, but not the case for everybody. | |
| And I think it's a tragedy. | |
| I think while even you have a family, you should. | |
| I'm trying here, man. | |
| Even when you have a family, you should still have like, what happens when the kids are done and they graduate and they move on out of the nest? | |
| What does a woman do then? | |
| Does a woman just take care of... | |
| Well, that's assuming... | |
| That's a really smart question, though. | |
| In fact, we are doing everything the opposite. | |
| We should say, focus on family formation in your early 20s, then go to college in your late 30s. | |
| Sure. | |
| But what if you make a college collection? | |
| Because college will always be there. | |
| No, that's a very fair point. | |
| Love and life come with a huge risk. | |
| Sure. | |
| But the greater risk is dying alone. | |
| But I feel like we also have to acknowledge the fact that one of the reasons why so many women don't want to prioritize marriage right now, just straight out of you're 18, let's work on getting married and having kids and then think about college, is because college gives you so many opportunities that you can focus and work on that directly. | |
| You come out of college, you have all these open doors. | |
| Whereas if you're 18 and you decide not to go to college because you want to prioritize a marriage, that can go wrong in so many other ways where you have no backup plan. | |
| Now you're 25 making minimum wage so much farther behind towards a marriage than the woman who already graduated college, who has financial stability to be able to have kids and provide for her kids. | |
| So that's where like that's a fair point. | |
| You could always go back to college. | |
| I'll reiterate that. | |
| However, that's not the problem in America. | |
| The problem right now as it is, because the problem you're talking about was the problem in the 1960s, which is what Gloria Steinman said. | |
| If my husband left, I would have no way to feed myself. | |
| That was the core essence of her critique. | |
| Like if my husband left, I would be having to go to get food stamps because I have no skills except being a stay-at-home mom, which by the way is like the most important thing ever, being a stay-at-home mom, but that's a separate issue. | |
| But right now in America, we've gone to the other extreme, which is you could delay it. | |
| You can delay it. | |
| You can have kids whenever you want. | |
| And we have 15 to 20 million single women in the country that have great careers. | |
| And I feel like another reason why women right now, it's so hard for them to just prioritize having kids is because if you haven't gone to college, got the education, you don't have a husband who also is very financially stable, who is gonna, who's gonna provide for those kids? | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| We're in times where it's so I don't sympathize with that argument as much. | |
| First of all, if you get married, by definition, your costs go down because you have two people then paying for rent, right? | |
| Or for a mortgage. | |
| So you can actually consolidate income. | |
| But studies actually show men earn more as soon as they get married and have children. | |
| Something primal kicks into us. | |
| We take a second job. | |
| We work extra hours. | |
| we figure it out. | |
| Men are actually very, men are super simple. | |
| Women are very complicated. | |
| Men, as long as we feel appreciated, we feel noticed, and we feel special, and we see our role and our purpose, we will go to the ends of the earth to feed our family. | |
| We'll figure it out. | |
| And I think we're underselling American men. | |
| We say, oh, you know, I wait until I'm 27 or 28. | |
| That's fine, but look at the cost of that. | |
| And the cost is, right now, just as we're clear, we are on pace 10 years out from now. | |
| We're going to have 20 million 40-something women that never got married or have kids, but they have big apartments and they go on lots of vacations. | |
| And I also think that's one of the reasons we're seeing the suicide rate, the anxiety problems, the depression problems in our country. | |
| Do you have a thought? | |
| Yeah, I just feel like how many people that are like, or how many males that are 20 are like ready to get married and like ready to have a family. | |
| So the question is, which one leads which? | |
| Men, yes. | |
| But in the 1950s or 1960s, the time we're supposed to hate, young ladies looked at it, it was my task to find a husband before the age of 25. | |
| And it was like the most important thing for them. | |
| Now, that came with a lot of costs. | |
| Some people would say that it was handcuffs and being in prison. | |
| But if young ladies, first and foremost, no offense to my two Australian friends, got off of OnlyFans and stopped posting naked pictures of themselves online and made themselves harder to get, men would step up to the plate. | |
| One of the reasons why men are grown infants is because women are so easy to get right now in America. | |
| There's no desire, there's no hunt, there's no search. | |
| So you can be a grown infant and you can get sex. | |
| When it used to be in 1950s, women would be like, I'm not giving myself over to you. | |
| You're a man-child. | |
| Like, you don't even pay rent. | |
| You have nothing going for you. | |
| When now, unfortunately, you can pay $10 a month to go see a woman naked. | |
| No offense, well, actually, kind of offensive, but I'm not sure. | |
| Yeah, I think. | |
| Sorry, sorry. | |
| But I'm saying that. | |
| But to my OnlyFan friends here, do you think that you both want to get married and have children? | |
| Yeah, of course. | |
| Do you think that you are more desirable or less desirable to a future husband when you post suggestive or naked pictures online? | |
| I think that we're entitled just as much as other people. | |
| No, you're totally entitled. | |
| You have freedom to it. | |
| I'm asking you a different question. | |
| Are you more desirable or less desirable for a man? | |
| It's always been the same for me. | |
| Like, I've always received love the same way. | |
| And that's pretty shit. | |
| Like, I don't really receive it. | |
| They all looked at me the same from the beginning. | |
| How do you know how men look at you? | |
| Because when I talk to them, I usually feel head over heels for them. | |
| And they all view me the same way. | |
| So whether or not I'm doing OnlyFans and selling my body or not doing OnlyFans and selling my body, I'm still looked at the same way. | |
| They still think that of me. | |
| Yeah, you don't know the male mind very well. | |
| But they've already told me themselves. | |
| Men are really good liars. | |
| Do you know that? | |
| True. | |
| Then how could you know they're telling the truth? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I just take their word for it. | |
| You just said they're good liars. | |
| Well, I don't know. | |
| I'd say a lot of the guys that I know are more, I guess, the higher value type guys. | |
| And they don't take OnlyFans girls seriously. | |
| No, yeah, just some people actually do want OnlyFans women and want to marry OnlyFans women and have kids with OnlyFans girls. | |
| Error! | |
| But very fans. | |
| Errorous. | |
| Well, but hold on. | |
| But do you think those men are virtuous, high-quality men that won't cheat on you? | |
| Yeah, I do. | |
| Okay. | |
| It doesn't sound like it, but it's actually really normalized in my area. | |
| No, the fact that it's normalized is not the point. | |
| The point is, is it good? | |
| Is it right to post suggestive pictures of yourself online, number one, and does it get closer to your goal of being married for the rest of your life with a soulmate that you love? | |
| I feel like, obviously, like, I want to get married, and obviously, like, I feel like if I was with a guy and he didn't accept my past, I wouldn't want to be with him. | |
| Not your past, if you're still doing it. | |
| If he didn't accept it, then he saw it. | |
| So let me ask you a hypothetical. | |
| If you met a man and he says, I'm earning $2 million a year, would you quit OnlyFans? | |
| Okay, like that, yes. | |
| If they can make as much as I can, then yes, I'll. | |
| So you would quit OnlyFans? | |
| But if they're going to say, like, stop doing it, but they're not doing anything with their life, then no, I'm not going to stop. | |
| So it's just purely financial for you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Definitely. | |
| Would you agree it's just purely financial for you? | |
| Literally, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you think that you have more to offer to the world than your body? | |
| Of course. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Then why don't you do that? | |
| Because you chose not to. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But I know, but don't you feel that? | |
| I mean, we have more to offer, but we also want to be able to travel and explore. | |
| Okay, no, now we're getting somewhere. | |
| So you want a fun life? | |
| Yeah, a free life that we can travel, like live our life young. | |
| Everything in life comes with a cost. | |
| Of course. | |
| And the cost for you is that your body will now be shared by tens of thousands of people, not just your soulmate. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| But don't you feel a little bit of sadness that you wish that your body would just be sold with your future, shared with your future soulmate? | |
| I did have that mindset, and then like, I feel like men actually changed me and turned me into this person. | |
| Who did? | |
| A men? | |
| No, like men in general. | |
| Like, they just turned me into this person. | |
| I didn't play my life going this way. | |
| It was literally a one-minute decision. | |
| And I thought, I might as well, they all view me the same, so I'll just throw my life for you and do it. | |
| But I feel like if a man wants to be with me and love me for who I am, then so be it. | |
| But if they're going to judge me for what my work is and what I do, then I'm not going to let them in my life. | |
| Right. | |
| So the judging is a separate issue. | |
| I'm just, do you think the type of man you want, I imagine, is one that tells the truth and that is loyal to you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That pool of men that you eventually want to have a family with, do you think they will look fondly upon OnlyFangirls? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Like I don't know. | |
| I could tell you as a man that we look so lowly on OnlyFan girls, it's the equivalent to digital prostitution. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's your opinion. | |
| No, it's not. | |
| It's the average Western male. | |
| I don't know if it's like... | |
| Wait, what is his opinion? | |
| I mean, it's not an opinion. | |
| It is factual that the average Western male looks at OnlyFans no different than an escort service delivered digitally. | |
| Well, isn't it just objectively true? | |
| And I'm not trying to attack either of you. | |
| I think you're both victims caught up in this terrible trend. | |
| I just want to ask you, have you thought deeply about how this might get you further from your goal, not closer to your goal? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, I have definitely thought about that. | |
| But then, like, I first started it. | |
| I was like, this comes with consequences, though. | |
| So, like, I obviously thought about it and was like, but I'm taking, I'm going to do this. | |
| And obviously, it's going to be harder to find a guy to marry, but I'm taking that risk. | |
| Yeah, I've always thought about just taking the risk. | |
| And I've always been like a risk taker. | |
| I don't really care about what anyone else thinks. | |
| Like, that's up to you and what you think. | |
| But if I think that I can get somewhere by it, then I'm going to do it. | |
| Do you both want children? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, I do, but I don't know if I can. | |
| You mean physically or? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So if you were to have children and you were to go to your first graders career day and you were to present to a bunch of first graders, how would you describe what you do to a bunch of first graders? | |
| Well, I don't think that I'll still be doing OnlyFans when I do have kids. | |
| I feel like that's something that I would stop before I did have kids. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just so like it's not like, obviously like the internet is always going to be there. | |
| The internet is forever. | |
| Yeah, but I feel like it's something that I would stop before I did have children. | |
| Kind of thing. | |
| Can I ask approximately? | |
| I have no idea. | |
| How much money do you earn annually? | |
| Is that okay to ask? | |
| I'm just curious. | |
| So in the last six months, I've earned over $115,000. | |
| U.S. dollars? | |
| A U.S. AUS. | |
| So what is that conversion rate? | |
| Like 80%? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You can buy like a croissant or something with that. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| I think it's 80,000 American, right? | |
| About? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Is that correct? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think so. | |
| I'm guessing. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Within six months? | |
| Yes. | |
| So you're projected to have like over $150,000, $180,000 by next year? | |
| $160,000? | |
| Yeah. | |
| $1,200 a month. | |
| Did you have more on that? | |
| No, I just want to make sure everybody watching and you guys all think deeply about that and how men view not just OnlyFans culture, but you all said marriage and some of you said marriage and kids is the most important thing, but far too often our actions and what we do every day is actually not getting us closer to our stated goal. | |
| Well, you can say that to the subscribers too who subscribe to the contribute to their pockets, but that's what I mean. | |
| They should be shocked. | |
| How can we find husbands in our 20s, in our early 20s? | |
| I'm not in my early 20s, but how could we find husbands if they're busy subscribing to OnlyFans chicks? | |
| Yeah, well, not every man is. | |
| And that's a really good question. | |
| So where did all the good men go? | |
| I talked about this in my book, actually. | |
| The first piece of advice I have for young ladies is do not post suggestive material yourself online. | |
| Men want what they cannot see and cannot have. | |
| Mystery is lacking in the West. | |
| And I know this is lost on a lot of young ladies. | |
| They say, the more I post of myself with a bikini on the beach, the more men will like you. | |
| No, I mean, the more they'll want to have sex with you, but then they'll look at you as just a visual or commodity, not as a future soulmate. | |
| And the second part is, to be perfectly honest with you, religious men check a lot of the boxes that you guys are looking for. | |
| I know that, would you agree with that? | |
| Yeah, that's my, I feel like that's one reason why I was able to find men like that. | |
| It's because even though they weren't conservative, they still had very, very deep religious values. | |
| Can you tell me more? | |
| That's so interesting. | |
| Mainly Catholic. | |
| I'm also Catholic. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So, and they were, they believed in the God, right? | |
| They wanted to have a family. | |
| Yeah, they didn't necessarily read the Bible word for word every day, but they like followed the Bible. | |
| So would you say that's if you're looking to find a man in the West and it's your number one priority and you were given a random selection of a Catholic man or kind of a femboy atheist, you would take the Catholic? | |
| Yeah, I would. | |
| Would you? | |
| The Catholic, yes. | |
| I think femmboy atheist is so. | |
| So how many of you are then going to church actively trying to find a man? | |
| I mean, I don't need to. | |
| I also know. | |
| I didn't meet any of my boyfriends. | |
| Okay, and I feel like I wouldn't have, if I'm going to be honest. | |
| I feel like you can meet a really religious man outside of church. | |
| Fair enough. | |
| You just have to find where you guys both coincide. | |
| And yeah. | |
| Like at the library studying for your exams, for example. | |
| I actually recommend to my single friends to find men in the church because I agree. | |
| Usually stand-up guys, typically. | |
| Yeah, and I mean, there's exceptions to every rule. | |
| And so my advice to my two Australian friends is that if you want the thing that is the most important thing to you, start making those decisions younger than older because you might end up be filled with a lot of money and a lot of regret. | |
| Well put, Charlie. | |
| Well put. | |
| Let me read two of these chats that we have kind of Hugo. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Thank you, Hugo. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Yeah, I'll get it. | |
| And then he sent in this other one here. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Hugo, Brian Reed, I know your faith, service, and perseverance, but you tolerate that fake prophet, Jezebel, who leads my servants into sex, immorality, and idol worship. | |
| She refuses to repent, so I will cast her into suffering and make her followers suffer unless they repent. | |
| Rev 2, 19, 22. | |
| And then in this one, though, you said it was 1921. | |
| So thank you. | |
| Might be a different one. | |
| Yeah, it could be a different one. | |
| Yeah, these are the same. | |
| But Hugo, thank you, man. | |
| Really appreciate your chat, guys. | |
| If you want to get any, get in some couple chats. | |
| So I do want to get into our next topic here. | |
| And that topic is, we've asked this on the show a couple times. | |
| It went viral. | |
| This conversation, not from the show, went viral. | |
| I think it'd be good to do it while we have Charlie here. | |
| Question is, would you rather be stuck in the woods with a random man or a random bear? | |
| Starting with you. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| How random? | |
| Totally random. | |
| So the U.S. male population is like over 150 million. | |
| So just a random man. | |
| I've heard really good arguments for both. | |
| But what's, I guess, kind of your niche gut choice here. | |
| How long am I stuck? | |
| I think you're overthinking the question a little bit. | |
| So it's just random man or random bear. | |
| Okay. | |
| You get randomly plopped in the forest. | |
| Sure. | |
| The man gets randomly plopped in the forest. | |
| You are going to cross paths. | |
| The choice is between crossing paths with a random man or a random bear. | |
| Random man. | |
| Okay. | |
| So I'm going to preface this. | |
| I was on the show like what was like a month ago. | |
| Yep. | |
| And we had that question, and I did answer bear. | |
| And I'm just going to say, I'm going to change my answer for the sake of, I don't feel like arguing the president of the world. | |
| Wait, wait, no, no, no, no. | |
| You can't change your answer for the sake of not wanting to argue it. | |
| Answer on the question. | |
| No, because the reason why I chose the bear last time was for the sake of the argument, if I'm going to be so honest. | |
| Like, if I, a random man, the chances of it being like all those points I made of the violent, the essay, all that, the chances of that are pretty low compared to the chances of the bear seeing me running after me, you know. | |
| So I don't feel like arguing for the sake of the bear. | |
| We're going to choose the man today. | |
| So to be clear, your answer is the bear, but you just don't want to argue it because Charlie's here. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| I said I chose the bear on the show last time because I, for the sake of the argument, I had so many reasons to argue for the bear. | |
| Whereas, like, right now, I'm like, why would I even do that? | |
| Like, the chances of it being a violent man and all those things that I had already mentioned, which you know. | |
| So I convinced you through my argumentation. | |
| No, the thing is, I already knew that from the start. | |
| Like, if you told me, if you phrased the answer, like, if you phrase the question like this, one of my male friends or a male I knew or a male that I've even in IV that I know, like, you know, not the question, though. | |
| I know. | |
| So it's a random tip. | |
| I'm being so real today. | |
| Are you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's good. | |
| So I'm going to choose the man. | |
| You're saying I choose the man if you frame the question like this. | |
| No, I'm saying like that just adds to it. | |
| But I'm choosing the man either way today. | |
| Okay. | |
| Man. | |
| By the way, don't let people's preview. | |
| Like you can't, if somebody else says man and you think bear, you can don't let them pressure you into answering otherwise. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Of course, man, but I'm curious what your reasons for bear were. | |
| I guess I'll go watch that. | |
| Yeah, we can get it. | |
| It was a whole second girl. | |
| I will. | |
| I'll watch it. | |
| Men or bear. | |
| Yeah, I don't understand why I would be with a bear. | |
| Wait, okay. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let me just explain the scenario here. | |
| So, there's a button on the table. | |
| We press it. | |
| Boom. | |
| Instantly, you're transported into a forest. | |
| So is a random man, and so is a random bear. | |
| You guys are going to cross paths within five minutes, let's say. | |
| Okay, men? | |
| Okay. | |
| I would say bear. | |
| There we go. | |
| Okay, we got a bear. | |
| Man. | |
| You would rather. | |
| And so we'll get into the reasons why. | |
| I think when we asked men this question, I tried, I'll frame it differently for you, Charlie. | |
| Would you rather your daughter be alone in the woods with a random man, totally random man, or a random bear? | |
| Probably, man. | |
| I know how vicious bears can be. | |
| You might get a man who would be charitable. | |
| So you say bear. | |
| Come on. | |
| you were bear last time we'll just okay anyways why do you say bear Over men. | |
| I just think like the chance of you potentially getting stuck with a man that could like yeah, you can get mauled by a bear, but like a man can like keep you in captivity and like they could torture you. | |
| They could also help you out of the woods. | |
| Yes, but help you survive. | |
| Yeah, but I feel like I could probably do it myself too. | |
| Fair enough. | |
| So you said that there's a chance that the men could do X, right? | |
| So they could, you know, whatever. | |
| What percentage of men do you think in this scenario would opt to do, like, victimize you in some sort of way? | |
| I mean, I would say maybe high, just because, like, even if I'm walking on the street, I'm like getting harassed. | |
| So, like. | |
| Okay. | |
| And that's wrong, but so when you say high, can you like give us a percentage? | |
| 50%, 60%? | |
| I want to say 50, but. | |
| Okay, so 50. | |
| So in the scenario, you think 50% of men would choose to attack you or do something untoward in this situation? | |
| I mean, you never know. | |
| I just think like, yeah, like a bear, you can approach the situation more calmly and you can walk away. | |
| What if I told you bears run faster than humans? | |
| Does that change anything? | |
| No. | |
| So you think 50% of men are inclined to victimize you in some sort of way? | |
| I just would rather not be in the forest with a man. | |
| I'd rather be alone with a bear. | |
| Well, yeah, so that's the question. | |
| So there's like, how many men are in here? | |
| We've got two, four. | |
| Is it six? | |
| So half of us, three of us, in this situation would, like, try to do something gnarly, you think? | |
| I mean... | |
| Like, that's 50%, right? | |
| Is that... | |
| But like if it's like the whole population, there's probably a good amount of men that would want to try to do something that's not helping you get out of the forest. | |
| And is that percent of the population? | |
| Is that 50%? | |
| I think that's the number you used. | |
| I mean, potentially. | |
| Okay. | |
| What if the man has to be afraid of us? | |
| You go to UC Riverside, right? | |
| Do you think it would be? | |
| Femboy. | |
| Do you think it would be 50% of the men at UC Riverside would do this? | |
| I mean, if anything, I think... | |
| Higher? | |
| No, definitely higher. | |
| Lower at UC Riverside. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But I don't think if I was stuck in the forest. | |
| What's the population of the United States? | |
| Sorry, go ahead. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| If I was stuck in the forest with a man from UCR, I don't think they're going to help me. | |
| Where are they going to help me? | |
| Yeah, like I don't think they're going to do this. | |
| Okay, so what's the population of the United States? | |
| 320 million or something? | |
| Anybody know? | |
| It's 350, I think. | |
| 350. | |
| Okay, so then how many is that? | |
| That's 170 million men? | |
| About 175. | |
| So half of, let's say, half of 170 is 85? | |
| Do I have that right? | |
| Sorry, it's been a minute since I took algebra. | |
| Right? | |
| 75 million? | |
| Or wait, what did I say? | |
| 70. | |
| It's like 125, right? | |
| 75 million? | |
| 175 million? | |
| Half. | |
| 100. | |
| Wait, so half of that is just over 87 million. | |
| 150 is 87.5. | |
| 85 million? | |
| 87.5. | |
| 85? | |
| Let's just say, okay. | |
| So are you prepared to state that 85 million men in the United States would choose or opt to victimize a woman in this scenario? | |
| Hopefully not. | |
| Well, what you hope is kind of irrelevant here. | |
| I'm just trying to get clarification on if you think the number is actually that high, that you think half of men would. | |
| I just think it's a 50-50 chance that the person that you're stuck with is that they would either help you or help you not. | |
| Like, they won't help you. | |
| Well, okay, that's well, like, you think it's a 50-50 chance that they would help you or not help you? | |
| Yeah, depending on the person, there's a 50-50 chance that they will help you or not. | |
| Not saying 50%. | |
| But you said your fear is about being attacked. | |
| So I don't, how does helping you play into this? | |
| Or like, there's a 50-50 chance of them either attacking me or wanting to help me get out of the forest. | |
| So 50% of the men would choose to attack you. | |
| No, I'm saying like. | |
| It's a individual percentage. | |
| Like. | |
| I don't know how to explain. | |
| You mean like on the basis of choice, like a man will either hurt you or help you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, I think it's either he'll help you or not help you. | |
| And then within not help you, maybe he'll attack you. | |
| Yeah, but that percentage goes very low. | |
| So I mean, I feel like I've been camping enough, so I feel like I'd rather just be with the bear. | |
| Have you ever seen a bear in person? | |
| I mean, no, but. | |
| My friend, me and my friend discussed this one time, and she chose bear. | |
| She genuinely thought that like baby bears were like Winnie the Pooh size and like adult bears were like German shepherd size. | |
| Wait, Nick, do we have that all day long? | |
| Steve or one of them? | |
| Yeah, ambitious. | |
| Yes. | |
| Nick, can you pull this up? | |
| This is kind of related. | |
| Oh, you've been in Power Chat? | |
| No, it's the one that should already be. | |
| Brown bear, nine feet tall, 1,300 pounds, claws up to four inches, bite force, 1,200 psi, speed up to 35. | |
| Kyle, 510, 174 pounds project engineer said hi to you at the gym. | |
| So this is kind of like, this is my views on it. | |
| It's just, I don't know, it's pretty interesting. | |
| So, I mean, Charlie, so we've asked this question a bunch of times on the show. | |
| A lot of women say bear. | |
| This panel, we only have the one here. | |
| What are your thoughts on this sort of the women picking the bear? | |
| Well, I'm curious, have you been victimized by men? | |
| Like random men, yeah. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Like cat calling, I think that's what you were alluding to before, right? | |
| Yeah, like guys who are asking me on the street or something. | |
| No, I'm curious how many people give those answers, have had repeated negative interactions with random men. | |
| Right. | |
| Because it could definitely color their daily. | |
| But. | |
| Oh, daily? | |
| I'm sorry to hear that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But no, I mean, there's, I mean, in America, a lot of people would think that men are out to hurt you. | |
| And they're not totally wrong sometimes. | |
| But, I mean, percentage-wise, you're much more likely to have a bear rip you apart than have a man rip you apart. | |
| So? | |
| What are the stats on? | |
| Like, it's one in three or one in four women report that they've been sexually assaulted. | |
| It's a lot. | |
| It's way inflated, though. | |
| Yeah, There's a lot of rapes in the sexual assaults, but that's. | |
| What are the stats on I hung out with a bear and lived to tell zero, right? | |
| Nobody's got a huge film. | |
| I've seen a grizzly bear up close and personal, and I've lived. | |
| Only them. | |
| That is not fun. | |
| You don't want to see a grizzly bear. | |
| That is not fun. | |
| Scary. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| They're huge. | |
| I mean, and I'm a tall guy, and you look at them. | |
| No, you're tall, Toronto. | |
| Yeah, you're 6'4? | |
| Yeah, 6'4, 6'5. | |
| And they get up and you look up at them. | |
| Grizzly is the worst. | |
| Now, you didn't specify what type of bear, though. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I was being reasonable. | |
| Well, koala, but if it's a black bear, they will not hurt you. | |
| But if it's a grizzly bear or a polar bear, a polar bear will hunt you. | |
| I thought brown bear is safe. | |
| Brown is safe. | |
| Well, brown is a mixture of black and grizzly. | |
| Oh, black is safe. | |
| Brown, it depends how you define it. | |
| It's not a real term. | |
| Grizzly is a round face, and they'll hunt you down. | |
| But polar is the worst. | |
| Polar is the only animal that actively hunts humans. | |
| Yeah, see, if Brian would have specified polar bear that first round on that last episode, I would have never chosen. | |
| Polar bear, as soon as they smell your scent within like a 50-mile radius, they're hunting you. | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| So if you pull a tag to hunt a polar bear, it's a two-way hunt. | |
| Yeah, I think everyone is under the assumption it was the other bear. | |
| Yeah, but the grizzly bear will leave you alone as long as you don't like overly provoke them. | |
| But a grizzly does kill humans. | |
| Very rarely does a black bear kill humans. | |
| We actually had, I think, a month ago, within the past. | |
| I've done a lot of bear hunting. | |
| Within the past month, here in California, first ever black bear fatality. | |
| A woman is that right? | |
| No, it's extremely rare. | |
| It is rare. | |
| A woman was killed by a black bear up in where was it? | |
| She must have done something weird. | |
| She tried to poke the bear. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Or that's a joke. | |
| If you take a 22 when you're bear hunting, make sure to like stand off the end because then it'll hurt less when the bear shoves up beer. | |
| A 22 will not slow down a bear. | |
| You'll just anger it. | |
| It'll do nothing, right? | |
| No, that's bear spray is actually more effective than 99% of firearms in stopping a bear. | |
| That's a good little side note if you're ever backcountry hiking, because most guns will just piss off the bear. | |
| What is bear spray? | |
| Within bear spray? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Pepper spray. | |
| Yeah, it's like pepper spray, but it's so irritating to the bear, it just flees the area. | |
| Yeah, it goes right up their nasal cavity, and they just get out of there. | |
| I mean, again, the goal is not to kill the bear, it's to get them out of the way. | |
| So you do not want to mess with a mama bear either. | |
| That's no fun. | |
| Now, I did want to get back into some perhaps dating-related. | |
| David doesn't know what he's talking about. | |
| There you go. | |
| Sister Spray. | |
| We're okay. | |
| Some dating-related topics. | |
| So, actually, I don't know if we went around. | |
| Would you guys day-date? | |
| Did we already ask this? | |
| Would you guys date a conservative guy? | |
| You didn't ask that. | |
| Okay. | |
| Sure? | |
| Yeah? | |
| Okay. | |
| If he wasn't hardcore. | |
| Hardcore. | |
| Hardcore consumption. | |
| So no hardcore. | |
| No MAGA. | |
| Conservative. | |
| Yeah, like I can't have MAGA HA. | |
| That's not. | |
| What if he's like a conservative from like a different national, like a different nation? | |
| Like Kazakhstan. | |
| Like Germany. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wait, no, no, no. | |
| See? | |
| No, no, not hard biases. | |
| Like, if there's, like, a country where conservatives are, like, not hardcore, not Trumpy, just regular guys. | |
| Like the UK, would that be a good, they're kind of less conservatives in the UK. | |
| Yeah, they're like Democrats. | |
| I'm curious. | |
| So I would date a UK conservative. | |
| I'm not here to debate you. | |
| I'm curious. | |
| When you hear of MAGA e-Trumpy, what is like, give me a word association. | |
| What do you think? | |
| Someone who wouldn't like me. | |
| Like, for one, it's not even just that. | |
| Huh? | |
| I didn't say anything. | |
| What? | |
| Is it the hair? | |
| Like, is that what they would not like about you? | |
| Yeah, this tarot tends to trap a very different type of man than a trumpy. | |
| It's like the, yeah, you know, the bangs. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Trumpies don't like the bangs. | |
| They don't like the bangs. | |
| But that's good because I don't like trumpies. | |
| I don't want them approaching me either way. | |
| Trumpies. | |
| What about trumpies don't you like? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Do you want me on a list of things? | |
| I'm curious. | |
| I don't meet this. | |
| Well, if I'm going to get really specific, the type of Trumpies that I grew up with, because I'm from Woodland, California, so those are like rednecks. | |
| Yeah, yeah, Redding, California. | |
| No, no, like. | |
| Even north of that? | |
| Yeah, like you know where Sacramento is. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| Yeah, right next to Sacrament. | |
| And then right between Davis. | |
| So it's like Cowtown, like Farmer's Land. | |
| So that's his Trumpy, Trumpy world. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, yeah. | |
| I can't do redneck. | |
| But I think you were going to list kind of some of the reasons why. | |
| Well, I don't. | |
| I'm going to date a Trumpy. | |
| Yeah, because that's the type of man I'm envisioning. | |
| A racist redneck who drives his little tractor around town and raises goats for his free time. | |
| Sounds like a good time. | |
| I mean, the tractor. | |
| I mean, I'm. | |
| Maybe not the racism. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, I'm also Hispanic and I speak Spanish, so it's like, yeah, these men wouldn't deal with that. | |
| Aren't there like Latinos for Trump? | |
| Oh, there are huge tasks. | |
| There's a lot of conservatives that are like tons. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What about like a. | |
| Are there like immigrants for Trump or is that? | |
| Oh, there's, I mean, there's all sorts of coalitions. | |
| That would be, yeah, something. | |
| But no, I'm not. | |
| I wouldn't date an immigrant for Trump either. | |
| Okay. | |
| No. | |
| So that's like a no-go magna hat. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No-go. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| Every man I've loved has been conservative. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yes. | |
| You date a conservative guy? | |
| I haven't dated, but I've dealt with one. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yes. | |
| Well, didn't you say that part of the reasons your relationship broke up, I think, if I recall, you said he was a bit more on the conservative side, your ex-boyfriend of three years? | |
| I wouldn't say he was like conservative. | |
| Maybe not like politically Islamic, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| It was religious. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, it was Muslim. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Word? | |
| Absolutely, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| And I married one. | |
| There you go. | |
| I don't date men. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I want to ask this question. | |
| Would you date a young Donald Trump? | |
| Like, literally, young Donald Trump? | |
| Yeah. | |
| When he was young? | |
| Yeah, when he was young. | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| All right, there you go. | |
| Would you date young Donald Trump? | |
| Fuck no. | |
| Fuck no. | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| What about you? | |
| Of course. | |
| Or would you date Donald Trump now? | |
| If he was married, so that would be rough, and I like Melania, so I'm not going to do that to her. | |
| But yeah, in the 90s. | |
| I have friends who used to date him in the 90s. | |
| Two of my friends. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And apparently he was a great guy. | |
| Super fun, super smart. | |
| I mean, in Manhattan, everyone above a certain floor. | |
| Because he's a Trump fan. | |
| Everyone below a certain floor hates him. | |
| It's kind of vertical in Manhattan. | |
| Interesting. | |
| Okay. | |
| Would you date young Donald Trump? | |
| DT? | |
| No. | |
| No? | |
| No. | |
| Not your type? | |
| I didn't even know much about Donald Trump. | |
| It must be nice living in Australia away from that. | |
| No. | |
| I've only seen memes of him this year. | |
| Sure. | |
| Would you date young Donald Trump? | |
| I don't even know what he looked like when he was young. | |
| He was very dashing. | |
| Nick, pull up his mug shop, please. | |
| I don't know much about him, so I can't really have an opinion. | |
| No, I think he's a little bit too. | |
| I think he uses as much fake tan as you guys. | |
| Oh, he's in fake teen. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| It's in natural taste. | |
| Oh, so it's natural? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| It is the Gold Coast. | |
| Yeah, my bad. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| They photoshopped this. | |
| They photoshopped this. | |
| This is recent. | |
| This is not young Donald Trump. | |
| They photoshopped this. | |
| put red in his eyes. | |
| That's definitely you know. | |
| So mean. | |
| Anyways. | |
| Handsome guy, right? | |
| I wouldn't date him if he was younger than me. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm curious. | |
| So, if the election was today, would you vote for Trump? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wait, but are you a U.S. citizen? | |
| Yes. | |
| Oh, I thought you didn't you say you were from Russia? | |
| Yeah, I came here when I was three. | |
| It was like a Kazakhstan, Kazakh's the best. | |
| It was the best. | |
| I think I know your answer, F no. | |
| I was just going to say no. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then. | |
| I'm still on the fence. | |
| My family knows. | |
| I'm very, very divided. | |
| Okay. | |
| I feel you. | |
| I just don't know. | |
| And then Australia, so not applicable. | |
| Who are you going to vote for? | |
| In the presidential election. | |
| I don't vote. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| No idea. | |
| Trump. | |
| I think I know your answer. | |
| I'm like, you know, my answer. | |
| This is a Trump-heavy panel. | |
| Why don't you vote? | |
| We could do young Donald. | |
| There he is. | |
| That's cool. | |
| Still kind of old, not going to lie. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, is that successful, Donald, though? | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's before he really started. | |
| Look, he's got some eyebrows. | |
| It's not body shame, okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, this is a bit, you know. | |
| I think perhaps some of them are a bit frightened in your presence, Charlie, to reveal their super progressive and liberal positions. | |
| You're not that. | |
| I'm not a bear. | |
| He's not a bear. | |
| Not a bear. | |
| I'm going to read. | |
| Actually, I'll wait a little bit on the chat. | |
| I did want to come back to the feminist conversation. | |
| Would you date a guy who's not a feminist? | |
| In what way? | |
| Like, he's just not a feminist. | |
| Like, what does he not? | |
| Does he want me to not vote? | |
| He's fine with women voting. | |
| Let's just say that. | |
| But he's non-feminist. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I think that question has to be elaborated a little bit more. | |
| It's pretty generalized. | |
| It's hard for me to say. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'll move it on. | |
| What about you? | |
| Well, is he anti-feminist or is he just like, oh, I don't hold political views type of guy? | |
| He is anti-feminist. | |
| Oh, hey, no. | |
| No. | |
| Would you date an anti-feminist guy? | |
| Mr. Mike? | |
| No. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Actually, and you were gone when we asked this. | |
| Would you date Donald Trump? | |
| No. | |
| Young Donald Trump? | |
| Young Donald Trump? | |
| Okay. | |
| There were still many of those. | |
| Yes. | |
| Would you date an anti-feminist? | |
| If he's hateful and hates women, I don't want to hear it, so probably not. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, so you can be not a feminist, but also like women. | |
| Okay, then you sure. | |
| But you want to be on what he's saying. | |
| You can't be anti-feminist and like women, really. | |
| No, you can. | |
| To that degree. | |
| I mean, because anti-feminist men are saying that women shouldn't vote. | |
| They shouldn't. | |
| No, not necessarily. | |
| Not necessarily. | |
| So you can be. | |
| So feminism is an ideology. | |
| It has nothing to do with. | |
| People who label themselves as an anti-feminist man. | |
| You're saying they tend to. | |
| Yes, they tend to be those type of guys. | |
| And we're going on. | |
| That's true. | |
| Generalization, you know. | |
| Then let me ask this question. | |
| Do women who label themselves as feminists, do they hate men? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Are there feminists who hate men? | |
| For sure. | |
| Very hard. | |
| For sure. | |
| And there's anti-feminists who hate women. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And there's feminists who hate women. | |
| It's the weirdest. | |
| There's anti-feminist women who also don't have any hate for women either. | |
| Yeah, it's a weird world. | |
| Yeah, but you can be a woman and be anti-feminist. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's not clear to me. | |
| So what, I mean, if you had to assign a percentage, what percentage of anti-feminists do you think also hate women? | |
| Over half. | |
| That's why I would say that. | |
| Or just half. | |
| Yeah, that's why I would just choose no black man. | |
| That's a pretty big number. | |
| Not sure I, I don't know if they've done a study on this, but I can't imagine that that's actually accurate. | |
| Where we were going around the table, would you date an anti-feminist? | |
| Um, no, no, okay, probably not, no, yeah, sure, take back the right to vote, I don't care. | |
| We didn't earn it. | |
| What? | |
| Oh, there you go. | |
| Okay, that's a new one. | |
| It's based. | |
| Okay, I would you would, okay, all right. | |
| Yeah, well, there you have it, folks. | |
| Uh, wait, I don't hold on. | |
| First off, I have a quick question. | |
| Can I please ask? | |
| Okay, so if you say, take back the right to vote, okay, cool. | |
| Let's say they do that and they promise you everything traditional, right? | |
| But then they say, by the way, because of the way that we've been living under the way things are right now, we're under the whole population thing where there's not enough workforce, which is already what they're saying, right? | |
| So, what if they implement a new law where they say women have to have four kids, five kids, six kids even, and they write that into law? | |
| You can't vote on it. | |
| Are you okay with that? | |
| Oh, yeah, I want like 12. | |
| Like, I'm a huge family. | |
| And you are okay with all your daughters being forced to have six kids and their daughters being forced to have six kids. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, you understand that it's not just you being affected, it's everyone around you. | |
| Wait, you object to people being forced into something? | |
| Yeah, I object to people being forced out of the world. | |
| What about the draft? | |
| I'm against the force. | |
| Yeah, but you, but okay, the current status quo is men are forced into registering for the selective service. | |
| Because we already agreed that there has to be a draft. | |
| By the way, the scenario that you outlined would, I can't imagine, even, I don't even think that's a good idea. | |
| I would hope it would never happen. | |
| I don't even think historically there's ever been a law that compelled women to have children. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Now, it could have been socially and culturally. | |
| They don't even have that in Saudi Arabia. | |
| Yeah, they don't even have that in like a moment. | |
| It was just an example. | |
| I just wanted to see where her mind was at. | |
| She answered it truthfully, and that's that. | |
| It's not an argument thing. | |
| It's just I wanted to see where she stood with that. | |
| Like, she's 100% okay with that. | |
| I have a question. | |
| What if we lived in a world that forced men onto the battlefield and they had to die and go in the trenches and get trench foot and get chemical gassed? | |
| What if we, oh, you mean the current world? | |
| Oh, okay, okay. | |
| What if we lived in a world where men created that themselves? | |
| Oh, wait, we do. | |
| Well, actually, here, let me just rebut what you're saying. | |
| So, they actually did an analysis of monarchs, and they actually found that queens were much more likely to wage war than kings. | |
| Yeah, queens were also a lot more likely to have successful empires. | |
| So, that's one thing. | |
| Okay, but that doesn't really. | |
| It does, because why did they have? | |
| So, you're saying, but it's men's fault. | |
| If I point out, I said men, no, I said that thing, the war thing. | |
| I didn't say everything is men's fault, did I? | |
| I said the war thing. | |
| Right. | |
| Who created that? | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Men. | |
| Who created war? | |
| It's not clear to me if men created war. | |
| So, are you arguing that women are actually off top of war? | |
| Let's assume that. | |
| Is that your argument, Brian? | |
| Let's assume that there were no men. | |
| And it was just societies of women. | |
| They could, what is asexual reproduction? | |
| I don't know what the term is called. | |
| Parthenogenesis. | |
| You don't think, like, differing tribes of women, you don't think they would like engage in warfare? | |
| 100%. | |
| I just don't think that they would have the current draft that we have. | |
| I don't think there would be a draft. | |
| That's a very hypothetical scenario. | |
| Yeah, it very much is, but I don't think we'd have the current draft scenario that we have if women were the ones out at the front lines. | |
| There's no men ever. | |
| No, women wouldn't be choosing. | |
| Let's just send everyone to war. | |
| Wait, so what's the argument? | |
| What's the argument? | |
| Are you saying women want peace more? | |
| No, he just asked me who started war and I said men. | |
| Oh, and I was like, I didn't ask you that question. | |
| You just, that manifested out the ether. | |
| What just happened? | |
| Okay, anyways, I had that point. | |
| I said men started war, and you were arguing against that. | |
| That was that. | |
| So you're saying that woman, if men didn't start war, then who did? | |
| Woman? | |
| It's not clear to me if it's because of gender that wars occur. | |
| There's various geopolitical conflicts. | |
| This is my land. | |
| No, it's my land. | |
| It's not clear. | |
| I'm a man. | |
| I have a pee-pee. | |
| Because of this, I'm going to go to war with other men because they're men. | |
| Like, that's not the justification or pretext for war. | |
| I think that the current way that we handle war and that war is, is because of men. | |
| How's that? | |
| That's just my opinion. | |
| How's the way we handle war? | |
| Like the current political state, like the way war is, I just feel like that's because of men. | |
| If you disagree and you say it's because of women, that's... | |
| No, I'm not saying it's because of women. | |
| It's not clear to me if it's because of gender or because of sex. | |
| Oh, I believe so. | |
| I believe so. | |
| So you think, so men engage in warfare because men? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Because of our male nature. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It couldn't be due to geopolitical conflicts. | |
| This is my land. | |
| No, that's my land. | |
| I feel like it could be handled very much other ways than war. | |
| But because of the way that the world already is, we're at a point where the only option is war. | |
| You can't give humans war and atomic bombs and all these things and then expect them to be like, actually, let's just have peace forever and ever. | |
| Like, because you guys already introduced war and all these things and the current political state, we're always going to have war with the way we run things right now. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm not really hearing an argument, though. | |
| There was no argument. | |
| I just said that this was because of men. | |
| You wanted to argue against that, so it's kind of prolonged. | |
| Is it because of men or because of human beings? | |
| Yeah, that's kind of what I'm getting at. | |
| Well, I think it's because of men. | |
| So if women ran the world, what would that look like? | |
| I honestly don't know, but a lot more peaceful than we are right now. | |
| Free tampons. | |
| So that's an interesting question. | |
| Do you fight more amongst other women or do you see men fight amongst other male friends? | |
| Honestly, the way things are handled, I see men have a lot more conflicts than women. | |
| Men are more physical. | |
| But not to say women are. | |
| Do women hold grudges more or do men hold grudges more? | |
| Honestly, the way I see it in the world, you know the answer. | |
| I could see it on your face. | |
| Men duke it out faster. | |
| Do men forgive quicker? | |
| I don't know about that. | |
| I think it depends on the man. | |
| Do you hold grudges against other women? | |
| I don't. | |
| Wait, you were going to say, actually, when it came to the grudges question, what was going to be your statement? | |
| Oh, I don't feel like... | |
| He was asking who holds grudges more. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't think women have to. | |
| Come around the table. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| About who holds grudges more? | |
| Huh? | |
| What was the question? | |
| You didn't hear what he literally just said 10 seconds ago? | |
| Yeah. | |
| What do you think? | |
| I would... | |
| I wanted to say that there's lots of war in non-humans. | |
| Chimps and lots of animals do war. | |
| And a lot of females, we talked about mama bears. | |
| There's very few things more violent than a mama if you come after her babies. | |
| So I don't think violence is the exclusive bastion of men. | |
| I just think because in sexually dimorphic species, ones where the male is bigger than the female, men are stronger and can do more damage. | |
| They're just bigger. | |
| But that's not all animals. | |
| Is conflict inherently masculine? | |
| It's inherently human. | |
| I agree. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, human. | |
| Would the world be better run with more of a feminine approach or masculine approach? | |
| I feel like it needs to be more balanced. | |
| What I mean by that is men aren't just masculine forces, whereas women aren't just feminine forces. | |
| They're blend. | |
| So currently in America, is America run in a more feminine way or more masculine way right now? | |
| It's kind of hard because even I feel like if you look at most men in America right now, they have a lot more femininity than they should. | |
| Like they're not masculine enough. | |
| So I don't know. | |
| So let me ask it differently. | |
| Do you think in America feelings triumphs over reason or does reason triumph over feelings? | |
| The former nonsense. | |
| Feelings over reason. | |
| Right now, I feel, I think, certainly on the internet, and it's nonsense. | |
| And that would be more feminine than it is masculine. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Anyone care to disagree? | |
| Anyone else want to weigh in? | |
| Bring back men. | |
| Even my most ardent feminist friends. | |
| At certain times, they want a man. | |
| That's in us. | |
| And maybe there's a time to be sort of a man, and there's a time to be what's ascribed as more feminine, right? | |
| When you listen to your wife kvetch about stuff. | |
| Yes. | |
| So when society is more feminine, it is so in the traditional nuclear family, it is dad or the male's job to say no, to be the rule giver, to put in order and regimen. | |
| That's not to say that mom can't, but mom is supposed to be there to be the more empathetic, compassionate. | |
| And we see this time and time again, by the way, of boys that are raised by just moms, very, very violent in their trajectory, right? | |
| Especially if they don't have men around. | |
| It's just the way it is. | |
| Because they've never had a male figure to tell them no. | |
| Do you guys think in America right now we have a self-control problem? | |
| I do. | |
| 100,000%. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you think that might be because we have more homes without fathers than homes with fathers? | |
| It might even be a product of capitalism. | |
| I'm going to bring that back. | |
| You might be. | |
| Because if I can buy it, I'm going to buy everything. | |
| I want to buy six of these types of sweatshirts rather than just one. | |
| And that comes back to self-control. | |
| Yeah, we definitely do not have willpower or self-control. | |
| It's actually the two greatest predictors of human success is intelligence and self-control. | |
| One of those you can control, one of those you can't. | |
| Did anybody else want to answer? | |
| I know, I'm just in this lively chatter here. | |
| He was asking a question. | |
| Okay, here, I'll help prompt things along then. | |
| Let's talk about something like abortion trans. | |
| Is there something I can get like people talking about? | |
| I got something. | |
| Okay, I got something. | |
| All right, come on. | |
| Because I got to go in about 30 minutes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, perfect. | |
| Heart out at like 8 p.m. about it. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| Yeah, we got it. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, okay. | |
| I got to get home to my woman. | |
| I'm going to make it dating related, but related here. | |
| Make it spicy. | |
| Let's get it. | |
| I'll give you spicy. | |
| Let's get to it. | |
| I'll get spicy. | |
| All right, let's see. | |
| I got spicy. | |
| All right. | |
| Okay. | |
| Would you object to a man not wanting to date a trans woman? | |
| Would I object to a man not wanting to date a trans woman? | |
| So a biological man who thinks he's a woman. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, that's his choice. | |
| He doesn't want to date a trans woman. | |
| No. | |
| No, same way I wouldn't object to a woman not wanting to date a trans man. | |
| Yeah, I agree with that. | |
| no no no no that's his choice if he wants to date a trans man All right, so let me try to spice it up here. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| What is a woman? | |
| That's a good question. | |
| Biologically? | |
| No, we'll start with you. | |
| You tell me, go ahead. | |
| The uterus, cool. | |
| Uterus, hormones. | |
| there other definitions of women that we should accept? | |
| This is an important This is not a silly question This is a related. | |
| It ties in the other one. | |
| It ties in with feminism, too. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Sure. | |
| That's the ground. | |
| That's the fundamental question. | |
| Importance. | |
| Fundamental. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Important. | |
| How about this way? | |
| Anybody can chime in. | |
| Can someone that doesn't have a uterus that has a... | |
| Wait, should we just go around and... | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| What is a woman? | |
| A woman is someone with the uterus. | |
| However, a uterus doesn't always define a woman because, for example, you can have your uterus surgically removed. | |
| You're not any less of a woman because of that. | |
| Should we have them all answered? | |
| Yes. | |
| I think so. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then if you want to respond, go ahead. | |
| Yeah, I believe that a woman has a uterus. | |
| So that would make me not a woman, in essence. | |
| Here, let's let the girls answer. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| No. | |
| You're asking if gender and sex are synonyms, and that's the big debate. | |
| If you think the word woman is a synonym for the word female, then you would say a woman has primary and secondary sexual characteristics. | |
| If you're saying the words woman and female are not synonyms, then you could include like trans people who call themselves women but don't have the first or primary or secondary characteristics. | |
| That's the debate, right? | |
| Anyone with a uterus? | |
| I mean, biologically, it's someone that has XX chromosomes. | |
| Yes, someone with the uterus. | |
| XX chromosomes. | |
| I mean, yeah, I think there's men and women, there's not really anything in between. | |
| I think you need to be born with uterus gaginoid boobs. | |
| Yes. | |
| Everything. | |
| Well, intersex is more common than red hair or green eyes. | |
| It's not true, but that's okay. | |
| It's a good talking point. | |
| It's about 1%, right? | |
| No, it's not even close. | |
| But it's a good talking point. | |
| What is it then? | |
| Because it's like 0.001%. | |
| It totally exists. | |
| Yes. | |
| No, I only pick on you for that because if I'm wrong about the, but they do exist. | |
| So we do have people that are not male, sort of, not female, sort of. | |
| But it's a deformity, right? | |
| Right, but they're not choosing to be trying to become a menu. | |
| Of course, no, I'm not talking about something. | |
| So for example, if I was born without a leg, that's absent of being two-legged. | |
| It doesn't create a new category of something, right? | |
| So intersex is XXY. | |
| So they're either more female or more male. | |
| They're usually more female, usually, but sometimes they cannot have both sex organs, aka they cannot impregnate themselves. | |
| So there's hermaphroditic. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Let me ask it this way. | |
| Does anyone believe that biological men can become a woman? | |
| I think people can call themselves unicorns at this point in time if they want to. | |
| So if that's what they choose to say, that's what it is. | |
| But becoming a woman is a very, in short, no. | |
| I'm not going to deny trans people as woman. | |
| Okay, so can I pause there? | |
| So if as a woman, can womanhood then just be appropriated? | |
| Someone can then say, I am what you are. | |
| No. | |
| You said you're not going to deny trans women. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So Dylan Mulvaney, who's a biological man who thinks he's a preteen woman, is he a woman? | |
| I feel like I'm just not in the position to tell him he's not a woman. | |
| If he says, if they say that they are a woman, I have no, you know what I mean? | |
| I'm not going to be like, are you a woman? | |
| Are you a man? | |
| That's nothing to do with me, honestly. | |
| Got it. | |
| So if I'm 30, if I said I was 12, would you acknowledge that? | |
| Yes, I would. | |
| You would? | |
| Okay. | |
| I would acknowledge it as dumb. | |
| It's dumb. | |
| So why is it dumb for age? | |
| I guess your answer previously. | |
| But why is it with sex or gender, we kind of get really cautious in saying, well, I'm not going to deny it, but if I said I was a wolf, you would laugh at me. | |
| If I said I was a giraffe, you'd laugh at me. | |
| But with sex and gender, we're like, oh, you could be whatever you want. | |
| Because it's, I don't know. | |
| Honestly, I've been looking at it from different perspectives ever since that issue kind of came up. | |
| Because I'm also, like I said, religious and also believe in the Bible. | |
| So it's like really conflicting, you know? | |
| But I feel like I heard this one thing on it where it was saying that it's almost like, again, I'm not saying this is my concrete belief, but I just heard this, which kind of made me think a little bit more about it. | |
| And they were saying how it's kind of like a mental illness. | |
| Like, you know, how someone could be 30 and they could truly believe they're 12. | |
| Like, those people really exist. | |
| It's a mental illness. | |
| Yes. | |
| Those people exist. | |
| You don't deny them that they exist. | |
| You don't tell them, yeah, you're 30. | |
| Like, what are you doing with your life? | |
| Like, you acknowledge that it's a mental illness and you treat the person as such. | |
| Great point. | |
| So, if somebody, you're in healthcare, came to you and they said, I'm anorexic, so I think I'm fat, and they said, I want liposuction, which means the forcible removal of fat. | |
| Should you give them that surgery? | |
| Of course not, because that would be compromising their actual health. | |
| Hold on. | |
| But you just said that we basically have to affirm somebody's mental illness. | |
| They want liposuction. | |
| Why shouldn't they get it? | |
| No, I didn't mean affirm their mental illness as an accept, oh, you are 12. | |
| I'm saying we shouldn't treat them as an, you shouldn't go up to them to the 12, the 30. | |
| The 30-year-old who thinks he's 12, which is a thing. | |
| And you shouldn't, because that's how people talk to trans people, right? | |
| They'll go up to them, like, ha ha, you think you're a woman, treat them with that disrespect and all that disdain. | |
| Whereas if you see the 30-year-old who's a 12-year-old, you don't go up to them telling them that they're 30. | |
| You accept that they have a mental illness. | |
| Of course. | |
| And you. | |
| So let's apply it to the trans thing, the 30-year-old, 12-year-old, and the liposuction thing. | |
| Wouldn't it make more sense to treat the person and say you're not what you think you are rather than affirming the lie that they think they're something else? | |
| I see. | |
| Because in the liposuction example, anorexia, you'd be like, no way would we give you forcible removal of fat if you're anorexic. | |
| But they'll just go to the next doctor who will. | |
| Will they? | |
| A doctor will not, under current medical procedure, give liposuction to an anorexic patient. | |
| Correct. | |
| But in trans care, a 14-year-old can get their breasts removed if they think they're another sex, if they think it. | |
| See, and that's where it's really complicated because it's like, if it is a mental illness, and if that, I'm not saying I'm 100% concrete list, but if that's the case, then you shouldn't, there should be a line of marker because it's like you shouldn't let someone who wants to mutilate their genitalia before their brains even develop that if it is a mental illness and it is something that's heavily messing up their brain. | |
| What if you're onto something? | |
| So the question is, when it comes to trans people, why don't we treat their brain instead of their body? | |
| See, I feel like, yeah, that's a good, really good point. | |
| That's a really good point. | |
| I can't really argue against that. | |
| I also, if my, even though I accept trans people and I do believe that trans women exist, I'm not going to deny them of I don't know. | |
| You're closely. | |
| You're just saying that as a talk. | |
| I think you're saying that as a talk. | |
| But listen, but if my daughter, who is 10 years old, tells me, mom, like, I want, or actually, let's make this easier. | |
| If it's my son that tells me, because that way he has a genitalia that could be cut off, right? | |
| If he tells me, mom, I'm not a boy, I'm actually a woman, mutilate my genitalia, I wouldn't do that. | |
| Okay. | |
| I wouldn't. | |
| But you just said. | |
| But if they turned 18 and they asked me, Mom, will you consent to me doing this? | |
| Like, will you disown me as a child? | |
| Or are you going to accept me as your child who's a woman? | |
| I would accept them as my wife. | |
| You're being consistent, and at least you acknowledge the adult-child distinction, which is super important. | |
| Which, right now, just so we're clear, in California, as a 14-year-old, you can get your breasts chopped off, hysterectomies, like insane, irreversible damage. | |
| I don't believe that should be the case. | |
| Great. | |
| And I think that's a bipartisan agreement. | |
| However, it gets back to the question of, and I don't even know if you believe it, but you're saying it, that you say trans people exist, trans people exist. | |
| Okay, they exist as human beings. | |
| The question is, are they objectively the thing they say they are? | |
| I'm not one to answer that. | |
| Fair enough. | |
| Does anybody have a comment on that? | |
| We used to call it gender dysphoria, right? | |
| That's what it was in the DSM-3, DSM-4, and then the DSM-5, which is the diagnostic statistical manual for psychiatric care in the United States. | |
| But no, you've been intellectually honest on that. | |
| And I think it's not a silly question because I'm here with a panel of women. | |
| What it means to be a woman is a very serious thing, and it's a beautiful thing, but it shouldn't be trivialized for somebody that can just appropriate it, wear a dress and some makeup, and all of a sudden they enter the club of womanhood. | |
| Sometimes frustrating what the most ardent ones think is womanhood, that it's just wearing pink and prancing around. | |
| Women aren't an insult to women? | |
| It sometimes feels that way to me. | |
| It's like, that's what you think a woman is? | |
| Like, we fly planes and shoot guns, we do other stuff too. | |
| Yes. | |
| But you're complex. | |
| You're complex beings made in the image of God. | |
| Yeah, it's like some weird music. | |
| Not just the costume. | |
| It's not like dressing for Cinco de Mayo or something, right? | |
| It feels like they're wrapping themselves up and cosplaying womanhood in a sometimes weird way. | |
| You brought up Dylan Milbaney, and in his first videos, like the day one of womanhood, it was like, well, I cried four times and like went into credit card debt. | |
| And it's like, is that what you think this is? | |
| Yes, but they do because they think that the problem. | |
| Again, I don't, I don't, sorry if I'm interrupting, Brian, but I don't trivialize that some people that are trans are suffering. | |
| So the question is, how do you treat suffering people with the truth? | |
| So in a medical situation, if somebody comes in and you take their diagnosis, what they want, and you know that there's something better for them, then you should lose your license as a doctor. | |
| It doesn't matter what the patient wants. | |
| The doctor should be treating them towards. | |
| But the issue is that the new standard of care is no longer to try to bring somebody back into biological alignment of their birth. | |
| It's now to try to let them on whatever journey they might think they're on. | |
| And especially with youth, that is a dangerous trajectory. | |
| I'm going to switch things up a little bit here. | |
| We're going to do something I don't think we've really done before. | |
| We're going to do a little tagging in, tagging out. | |
| So this will only be temporary for the last about 20, 30 minutes that we have, Charlie. | |
| So I'm going to tag three of you out. | |
| You're going to stay here. | |
| Just we'll tag you back in 30 minutes or so. | |
| Do you have like subs? | |
| Is this like a hot? | |
| We're going to sub people in, so you guys are going to get tagged out. | |
| So I'm tagging you, you, and you out. | |
| So just you guys can kick it back there for like 30 minutes. | |
| You can, you know, grab a slice of pizza, take a little break, and then other girls tag in the Harry Potter closet under the stairs. | |
| He just like you just got the cupboard under the stairs. | |
| You've got women waiting to come in here. | |
| Ready to go. | |
| Ready to go. | |
| There's just this binder. | |
| They're coming binders. | |
| By the way, for everybody watching, this is a good book. | |
| Plug. | |
| Yeah, open this. | |
| Everyone, hello. | |
| You guys can get my book, 45books.com. | |
| Right-wing revolution. | |
| It's available for sale. | |
| Get a copy right now as we're doing the hockey change. | |
| Guys, be sure to get it. | |
| Is it on audio? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Where's the other? | |
| Thank you. | |
| Wait, where's the she's right with her? | |
| Can you hello? | |
| Did you? | |
| Did she not get the memo? | |
| Sorry. | |
| I'm here. | |
| I'm always here. | |
| Hello. | |
| All right. | |
| Hello. | |
| We went to the bathroom. | |
| All right, we tagged in three here. | |
| We tagged in three. | |
| All right, welcome, guys. | |
| Terrible time there. | |
| Okay. | |
| Hi, I was wondering where you were. | |
| Oh, perfect. | |
| Yeah, I think it goes well. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| It's hard. | |
| I'm going to put that in, sir. | |
| Signing it to Heather Bowl. | |
| Oh, he's signing it to Heather. | |
| There we go. | |
| The husband is a fan, I think. | |
| Boom. | |
| Beautiful. | |
| Oh, nice. | |
| Just the husband for the record. | |
| There you go. | |
| I'm not kidding. | |
| Something that I think could be interesting, interested about talking about is submissiveness. | |
| This is related to dating here. | |
| Nick, could you find that umbrella picture? | |
| And I'm curious, Charlie, if you kind of agree with this kind of, I guess, the biblical order of like a relationship. | |
| Nick, do you know what I'm talking about? | |
| That umbrella picture. | |
| So going around the table, starting with you, do you think when it comes to dating, women ought to be submissive to their partner? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Generally, men lead. | |
| Men lead, women follow? | |
| Okay. | |
| Generally. | |
| To a degree. | |
| To a degree? | |
| No. | |
| No? | |
| Whatever works for the couple. | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't care. | |
| Don't care. | |
| If the man is deserving of it. | |
| If he's deserving. | |
| Depends. | |
| Yeah, absolutely. | |
| Yes, the wife should be submissive to the husband. | |
| Nick, could you pull that photo up real quick? | |
| Okay, so you got Christ, husband. | |
| I believe that. | |
| Wife, and you agree? | |
| Yes, but the key is that the husband must submit to Christ. | |
| That's important, is that if the husband fails to submit to Christ, then the wife no longer has to submit to the husband. | |
| Oh, nice. | |
| That's the kicker that is not talked about. | |
| See, I've never heard of that point when people talk about submissiveness. | |
| They always say you have to follow the husband. | |
| Well, it's not what the scripture says. | |
| The scripture says that women submit to your husbands as husbands submit to Christ. | |
| See, that's a lot more valid. | |
| And so if the husband fails to submit to Jesus on the throne, well, then, again, the entire contract falls apart. | |
| So if the husband's an alcoholic, a drug addict. | |
| Yeah, I mean, you have to use prudence. | |
| But yes, if the husband is repeatedly defying God's teaching or law, if he's being adulterous, if he's being abusive, then submission is violated because he's not submitting to Christ. | |
| That doesn't mean that the husband won't sin, but if he makes a pattern and a repeated defiant form of action, then that would violate that graphic and that scripture. | |
| Isn't that one of also AA's thing is submit yourself to Christ? | |
| Yeah, it's very important in AA to submit yourself. | |
| AA is the most successful model to how to free people from addiction. | |
| And the reason, and they've tried to replicate it, is because in AA, it is a uniquely Christian or geo-Christian thing. | |
| They have to admit God. | |
| I think when you're very down about yourself and down in your own life, it's very easy to accept God into your life. | |
| Otherwise, it's a lot harder for other people. | |
| But when you're experiencing something like addiction, it's a lot easier to bring God into. | |
| Or accept the higher power. | |
| When you're down on yourself, it's like, oh, this is when I can accept the higher power because you don't want to kind of blame yourself. | |
| You want to be like, oh, it's a bigger power. | |
| That's what's happening. | |
| And it works because they realize that there is a God and it is not him. | |
| I'm not him, essentially. | |
| So that there's a higher power. | |
| Now, those of the three of you who we tagged in. | |
| What's up? | |
| You've heard Charlie here. | |
| You've heard some charlotte. | |
| And all my hot ticks. | |
| Where were you hiding this whole time? | |
| We were still against diabetes. | |
| I was like, Johnny Potter, Jill. | |
| Did you guys hear anything that you disagree? | |
| I heard Bronze. | |
| You heard a couple of things. | |
| Shout out, Bronazance. | |
| You said his name wrong, Doc. | |
| Ronazance. | |
| Ronazance. | |
| Spelled wrong. | |
| Well, that has nothing to do. | |
| Did you hear anything that you disagreed with? | |
| It was more generally disagreed with a panel. | |
| It wasn't even him. | |
| Speaking, it was about the whole war talk and how men will start wars and all this because of testosterone or whatever. | |
| That was crazy. | |
| just don't agree with that it's more of a hold on who's starting wars Well, no, it's not a gender talk ever. | |
| It is a class talk. | |
| Oh, it's okay. | |
| So it's an argument based off of class rather than gender. | |
| That's why the queen talk comes into play as well, where queens start more wars than that. | |
| So you disagree with her on that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But is there anything you heard Charlie say that you have any questions? | |
| Oh, I was supposed to bring up with Charlie. | |
| That was the question, yes. | |
| Didn't you have a few points? | |
| Let me think. | |
| We were just arguing in the chat, but I don't remember exactly a specific point. | |
| Do you remember anything we were talking about? | |
| We can talk about abortion. | |
| Oh, that never gets old. | |
| I'll hit it, whatever. | |
| That's fun. | |
| That's a fun topic, isn't it? | |
| Yeah, I'm down whenever you want. | |
| I'm down to hit on the absolute hero. | |
| I'm down to hit on that. | |
| Let me just, just because some of these chats are going to fall off, I'm going to read like three or four of them. | |
| This is going to be complicated. | |
| Can I grab water just really quick? | |
| Oh my god, what is it? | |
| Diva over here. | |
| I don't want to see that. | |
| I could be honest. | |
| We'll get you. | |
| Just hang tight. | |
| Madison will get you guys water. | |
| Thank you, honey. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| I'm going to have to. | |
| I'm going to skip everything, I think. | |
| Shit. | |
| This is going to be difficult. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| hold on. | |
| I put everything on pause, so it's just going to come in like, ladies, do not say man. | |
| Do not give in. | |
| This is our chance to passively, aggressively remind men how much we hate them. | |
| Well, men are trash, and we need to remind them of this every day. | |
| I stand with the bear. | |
| Wow, Christine. | |
| Does anybody here hate men? | |
| Does anybody here think men are trash? | |
| I love them. | |
| Okay, good to know. | |
| I really love them. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| These are going to come in like very that I can't lift. | |
| Jeez. | |
| MT marriage and family is really important, but what if a woman feels gay? | |
| Can it be healthy to marry a woman and have a family, or should we try to change to not be attracted to women? | |
| I mean, I guess you can't change that, right? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I can still have a family. | |
| Thank you. | |
| You have a TTS coming in from. | |
| Nickelodeon donated $300. | |
| New question. | |
| You're in the woods and there is a bear. | |
| Do you want a random man for help? | |
| Hint. | |
| The male lion protects the pride. | |
| The male chimps protect territory. | |
| Animal instincts. | |
| Got a great hint. | |
| Not because PP. | |
| Really quick, so do you want a random man for help? | |
| Sure. | |
| But I think everybody here said man, so Nickelodeon. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, you're bear, right? | |
| You guys are bears. | |
| No, bear. | |
| No, no, Pandar. | |
| No, actually, shut up. | |
| Okay, so it's one-fifth of women are sexually assaulted, right? | |
| In the U.S. | |
| So statistically, we should choose man, right? | |
| If it's a random, random person. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's just you disagree with me. | |
| No, I'm not. | |
| I'm going to not. | |
| No, it's just a statistical line. | |
| You don't even have to like. | |
| I'm choosing man, but that's just the statistics. | |
| Not true. | |
| You should choose the four out of five, right? | |
| Sure. | |
| Well, it makes sense, but that includes verbal. | |
| I'm just going to get through these. | |
| Kill of cereal. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Holy buzz knucking barrel of monkey fucks. | |
| It's Charlie Kirk, you're a legend and a pioneer. | |
| He's a brave and a decent man. | |
| He's a pioneer. | |
| He is. | |
| He is. | |
| Welcome back, ladies. | |
| Do yourselves a favor and open your minds to his genius. | |
| Spice it up with a ghost seed. | |
| We're trying to get there. | |
| We're getting there. | |
| We are getting there. | |
| Yo, kill of cereal. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Okay, that one's coming through. | |
| Sorry, guys, we're getting through. | |
| I'm just trying to get through all of these because a few of them are about to fall off. | |
| Sorry that these didn't come through earlier. | |
| I just had to pause it just to get through all of them kind of in, instead of them coming in piecemeal, I wanted to just get them all out at the same time, just for the sake of time. | |
| I'm so glad I'm not dating donated $300. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| So black dress. | |
| You can see that. | |
| Your daughter is 15-year-old, hypothetically. | |
| It's prom at her high school. | |
| She brings home her date. | |
| Just so happens, he's a 35-year-old man that identifies as 15. | |
| Quick answer if you can. | |
| No. | |
| Object to it. | |
| What type of question is that? | |
| Well, it's because you said that any age can identify as any age. | |
| No, I said that was a mental illness, actually. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I said there are 30-year-olds who you actually involve. | |
| Actually, say I'm 12, and that's a whole mental illness. | |
| So he says, didn't want to submit the second, but why is TTS not working? | |
| My question was tied to the current conversation and never went through. | |
| We had to pause it temporarily just so we could get through a couple segments here. | |
| But I just got it now. | |
| And you submitted that just like 10 minutes ago. | |
| But thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| And then we just have a few more here, guys. | |
| A few more here. | |
| And Nick, you can hide this one that's a super. | |
| It's below the threshold. | |
| LeBron Aitsons donated $300. | |
| Yo, y'all crazy. | |
| Leche Bags. | |
| Leche Bags. | |
| Leche Baja. | |
| Hey, for the sake of time, I got to skip that one, man. | |
| But Bronaissance, thank you very much. | |
| We only have Charlie for a limited time here, but we got the message. | |
| Is that your nickname? | |
| From him, apparently. | |
| From Bronaissance. | |
| Apparently, a lot of the chat said that last stream. | |
| They love her, but we don't know. | |
| No, no, they don't. | |
| Okay, let's not. | |
| Let's not. | |
| Horse with no name, thank you for the gifted 20 subs on Twitch. | |
| Really appreciate it. | |
| Thank you, thank you. | |
| And then we just have three more coming in, and then we'll get to the question in hand. | |
| Alyssa, thank you for the membership. | |
| Guys, get Charlie Kirk's book, Right Ring, Revolution. | |
| Thank you. | |
| How to beat the woke and save the West. | |
| And save the West. | |
| Can I get a book? | |
| One sec. | |
| I have a copy. | |
| You got some copies. | |
| You'll get a signed copy. | |
| Hold on, hold on, hold on. | |
| Law Paladins. | |
| Gold diggers. | |
| Hold on, hold on, stop, Gold digger had an important point. | |
| Losing uteruses is a part of their plan for us. | |
| Draft for women is all part of their depopulation agenda to find what is progressive. | |
| Ask what results in less babies. | |
| Nickelodeon, you get stuck in the pattern of what you invest your time in. | |
| If you go to college, you want the best career if you invest in OF. | |
| You obsess over the money, sex, and attention. | |
| Invest in relations now. | |
| This is to the OF girls. | |
| What if you do both? | |
| Nickelodeon. | |
| You do OF too, correct? | |
| And college. | |
| Wow, that's a double whammy. | |
| And then we have Bronaissance. | |
| You look, we riot if JoJo doesn't come on. | |
| Bronaissance, this deserves a champagne pop that we put. | |
| This deserves a champagne pop that we put JoJo on. | |
| Say it with me, boys. | |
| We want Leche bags. | |
| We want Leche Bag. | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| Oh, that was the one. | |
| Wait, can I say something before? | |
| It's my birthday at midnight. | |
| I will be 26 at midnight. | |
| Tomorrow is my birthday. | |
| So we absolutely need to have a champagne pop, or I will cry and riot. | |
| And she will cry and riot. | |
| Okay. | |
| Anxiety attack number two. | |
| By the way, panel, Charlie Kirk is going to give you signed copies. | |
| What part of Canada? | |
| I'm in Vancouver. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| But like, paste it in. | |
| That's in British Columbia, right? | |
| Yeah, a couple hours out from Vancouver. | |
| I'm in the boonies, so I'll spread the word in the boonies. | |
| You have to earn the book. | |
| So we'll see why he gets it. | |
| Here's the deal, though. | |
| She earned it. | |
| If he signs a copy for you, you have to display it by your bedside for the rest of your life. | |
| Is it his face at the cover? | |
| For the rest of my life. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| It's a big face, I will acknowledge. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| It's like, come on. | |
| Let's say I'm so committed. | |
| You're a married man. | |
| Okay, deal. | |
| Is that a deal? | |
| I can't have that. | |
| He'll sign a copy for you. | |
| I can't promise. | |
| Okay, fine. | |
| You can't sell it on eBay, though. | |
| That's the rule. | |
| How much does it go for on eBay, though? | |
| This is an eBay? | |
| A signed copy would be more than retail. | |
| I would hope to find that. | |
| I would never give that up. | |
| I would never give that signed copy up. | |
| Me and forever. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, we got through all the chats. | |
| I want to thank you guys for sending all those in. | |
| I know you had to wait a little bit there. | |
| I just wanted to make sure we got through everything. | |
| Thank you guys. | |
| Charlie, you wanted to talk about Shmushmorshan. | |
| Are we not allowed to say the word? | |
| No, you can say the word. | |
| I'm just being extra. | |
| I'm trying to spice it up. | |
| Yeah, spice it up. | |
| I'm trying to try. | |
| Let me see if I can frame it from a dating-related. | |
| Would you date a guy? | |
| Okay, hold on. | |
| I'm so glad I'm not dating donated $300. | |
| Don't pause the TTS Brian. | |
| If the chats are interrupting the conversation, then you need to raise the price or not advertise it. | |
| You're killing me. | |
| He paid $300 to say that. | |
| Raise price, don't pause. | |
| No, no, he makes a point, though, because he probably paid a $300. | |
| You got to raise the rates. | |
| I do. | |
| I do. | |
| Well, we only have a few minutes left with Charlie, so we'll see what happens. | |
| Okay, but in any case, I'll leave it on. | |
| I'm leaving it on. | |
| I just had to pause it just because we had to get through a whole bunch of stuff. | |
| But fair game. | |
| So, would you date a guy who was pro-life? | |
| Starting with you. | |
| Would I date one right now? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Yes. | |
| Probably not. | |
| I don't think so. | |
| No. | |
| That's a requirement, yes. | |
| Good for you. | |
| I mean, I think women should have the right to choose in certain situations. | |
| Okay. | |
| Mainly based on SA. | |
| Sure, okay. | |
| Take it away, Charlie. | |
| Yeah, I mean, who has strong opinions on the topic? | |
| Don't look at me. | |
| The Canadian. | |
| Canadians! | |
| All right, for those of you that are pro-abortion, any one of you can chime in. | |
| You can take a second. | |
| When does life begin? | |
| When you have consciousness. | |
| Okay, when is that? | |
| It's debated, but probably around 20 to 24 weeks, maybe 18 to 24 weeks. | |
| So then would you say we should allow no more abortions after 18 weeks? | |
| It's a little tougher after that. | |
| I probably would agree that maybe you shouldn't. | |
| If you do, maybe I'll be more okay with it, but at the same time, I'd be a little weary about it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Anybody else have a thought on that? | |
| I don't care. | |
| Don't care? | |
| Okay. | |
| No opinion. | |
| Hold on, because some abortions late term are kind of crazy. | |
| You should have some abortion super late term. | |
| Right, which America has the craziest late-term abortion. | |
| Welcome to Canada. | |
| Canada is also out of control, too. | |
| Canada is anytime in Canada. | |
| Wow. | |
| Anytime. | |
| That's remarkable. | |
| What does anytime mean? | |
| Anytime in the womb? | |
| Up to gestation. | |
| Yeah, to gestation. | |
| Yeah, in Canada. | |
| I think it's dependent on area. | |
| I think it's abortion is also a medical term, so it's not necessarily that someone wants to get rid of it. | |
| It's also a medical abortion. | |
| So, like, if you need to. | |
| Because I had someone in my life who, six months in, they were super happy about their pregnancy, and they had to have an abortion because their fetus died inside of them. | |
| So yeah, that's a surgical removal, though. | |
| It's still considered an abortion. | |
| Is that right? | |
| Yeah, it's still considered an abortion. | |
| It's not really aborting a pregnancy, so it's just a. | |
| Maybe not aborting a pregnancy, but you're still aborting. | |
| It's still an abortion. | |
| I guess, yeah, I guess that's a U.S. too. | |
| Yeah, it's still the same term. | |
| It's still the same term. | |
| Yeah, it's just not technically an abortion. | |
| An abortion would be the. | |
| Well, when you're thinking of abortion, you're thinking of aborting a live fetus that may be viable to live on, but an abortion can still be a fetus that is already dead, that you have to abort because it will rot inside of you and kill you. | |
| That's the sensitive areas still in the U.S. | |
| No, even pro-life people, myself, are okay if the fetus is no longer living, removing the fetus. | |
| That's what happened to this person that I knew. | |
| They had to have an abortion at six months because they're yeah, again, that's we're, I wouldn't say that's an abortion, but I don't want to be it technically is an abortion. | |
| Like with Texas, for example, Texas law, right? | |
| You're allowed to remove a dead fetus. | |
| Yeah, that's still an abortion at that point. | |
| It's still an abortion. | |
| You have to abort the fetus. | |
| I know, but is it living? | |
| No, no, it doesn't have to be living for it to be an abortion. | |
| Right, we're just qualming over terms. | |
| That would be a surgery for. | |
| But we should call it what it is. | |
| If it's an abortion, it's an abortion. | |
| Okay, that's an interesting debate. | |
| What is abortion? | |
| Removing a fetus dead or alive from your body. | |
| Okay, dead or alive. | |
| I would say alive. | |
| We just disagree. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Meaning, I would say that ceasing the life. | |
| That's interesting. | |
| You said dead or alive. | |
| But even when it's dead, you have to abort it. | |
| You have to remove it. | |
| Abort. | |
| Abort mission. | |
| Well, you can remove it without surgery, though. | |
| No, not when it's six months old. | |
| Well, not six months, but at a month. | |
| So what about six months? | |
| What would you call it then? | |
| When you have to remove a six-month-old fetus. | |
| Again, we're qualming over terms. | |
| I wouldn't disagree that it requires surgery. | |
| Was it not an abortion? | |
| No, because you're not actually aborting the mission. | |
| You have to abort the mission. | |
| The fetus is dead. | |
| Remove it. | |
| So then, 500 years ago, how did that fetus leave the mother, the fetus would rot inside the mother and the mother would die? | |
| Not all the time. | |
| No, the woman could also give birth to the body. | |
| But that doesn't happen all the time, but that doesn't, that rarely happens. | |
| That's why they call upon it to be removed because nine times out of ten, the mother will die from the fetus. | |
| I'm morally fine with that. | |
| That's for sure. | |
| Do you think that if a baby can feel pain regardless of consciousness? | |
| Hold on. | |
| I'm talking about a dead fetus that's 60. | |
| No, I'm not disagreeing with that. | |
| You're dwelling on that. | |
| No, okay, sorry. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I'm listening. | |
| Okay. | |
| But going way back to when abortion should be illegal. | |
| So you say life begins at consciousness. | |
| Sorry, when should abortion be illegal? | |
| At what time? | |
| I think all abortion should be illegal. | |
| But at what time? | |
| You said. | |
| Beginning at conception. | |
| Okay, no. | |
| I'm trying to understand your position. | |
| Okay, so okay, I'll hold back. | |
| I'm listening. | |
| Sorry, I'm just going to shut up. | |
| That's okay. | |
| So you say consciousness is when life begins. | |
| Mm-hmm. | |
| Okay. | |
| So then if somebody is without consciousness after a car accident and they're on life support, they're no longer living. | |
| Unplug them. | |
| Take me away. | |
| Unplug them. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, you're consistent. | |
| So even the ones that come back to full consciousness when their brain waves are no longer detected. | |
| Too late, baby, unplug. | |
| I'm fine with that. | |
| I have no issue with that. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| How is that crazy? | |
| That's kind of humane, isn't it? | |
| You want some bottom of that? | |
| That is not. | |
| But also, I see her point because so many people are kept alive by their family members who are grieving. | |
| But I thought they're not alive. | |
| No, no. | |
| So you're kept, their bodies are kept physically alive by their families that are grieving. | |
| And I'm talking about like for years and you're the families that can afford it, right? | |
| And it's like, and that's why I see your point. | |
| But also, a physically developing fetus is not the same as a full-grown human that's already alive. | |
| What species is the fetus? | |
| They're human, but they're still a fetus. | |
| That's why we differentiate a fetus from a human. | |
| But what does fetus mean? | |
| What does that mean? | |
| Fetus is a developing human. | |
| They're not quite human yet. | |
| So they become a human right when brainwaves. | |
| When they develop mental consciousness. | |
| Which could be as early as six weeks, 12 weeks. | |
| We don't know the expression. | |
| But if I told you, if we have data that shows six weeks, you'd be cool with cutting it off. | |
| Yeah, if we could see six weeks that you had mental consciousness that you could experience life and form memories. | |
| But at six weeks, you can't. | |
| You just can't. | |
| Do you even have a heartbeat at six weeks? | |
| No. | |
| Well, you do. | |
| Yeah, around six or seven. | |
| Is it not 10 weeks? | |
| It depends. | |
| I mean, we sort of know. | |
| I mean, every baby's trajectory is different. | |
| It's between six to ten weeks. | |
| So, yeah, but if a baby can feel pain and have a heartbeat, you're okay with that? | |
| No, I don't care about a heartbeat at all. | |
| I don't care about a heartbeat in any capacity. | |
| Why? | |
| Because if I'm brain dead and I'm laying in a hospital bed and I have a heartbeat, but my brain is dead, you're going to pull the plug. | |
| Do you think that a human being is more than brainwaves? | |
| No. | |
| It's all about your brain. | |
| No, see, we have a good disagreement here. | |
| I think a human being has a soul. | |
| Does anyone else think human beings have a soul? | |
| No, I believe you have a soul, but your soul connects to your brain. | |
| Well, hold on. | |
| No. | |
| Yeah, I think so. | |
| Who else thinks we have souls? | |
| Also, believe soul. | |
| We have soul? | |
| Not sure. | |
| Not sure. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What do you think? | |
| Of course. | |
| Yes. | |
| So you think solar? | |
| Yes or no? | |
| Sorry, hold on. | |
| There's water myself. | |
| That's okay. | |
| So you think soul, brain, and mind are all one thing, right? | |
| That's what you think. | |
| I think it all connects in some way. | |
| Got it. | |
| So I believe that soul happens as soon as creation happens. | |
| I agree with that. | |
| Yes. | |
| I agree with that. | |
| So then if you are terminating a baby prior to brain waves, you're still terminating a soul. | |
| Your soul will go into another being. | |
| You'll get reincarnated in the body. | |
| Well, I don't believe that. | |
| What is your soul without a brain? | |
| That's a good question. | |
| So, I mean, let's play this out. | |
| When you die, if we believe in a soul, then it transcends your brain waves. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So that means it's not in your brain then. | |
| It's outside of your brain. | |
| It's your whole being is your soul. | |
| But you're not physically here, so what would be the difference between pulling the cord or not pulling it? | |
| Exactly. | |
| Your soul would still exist. | |
| Well, no, for sure. | |
| With that argument, we should just kill a lot of people and think nothing of it. | |
| Sure. | |
| Their souls will go where they need to. | |
| No, no, no, I know, but what you're saying is that since somebody has a some being has a soul, which is my argument, we don't have a right to pull the plug or to terminate that being, regardless if it has brainwaves or not, because the soul is there at the moment of creation. | |
| How? | |
| Because when your loved one is suffering and they're, you know. | |
| No, hold on. | |
| Those fetus is not suffering. | |
| The baby's not suffering at two weeks. | |
| Can I ask a question? | |
| How does this translate to like war? | |
| Well, there's a lot of people. | |
| No, no, why? | |
| This is a lot live here. | |
| Yeah, I like the popcorn. | |
| It's because it's like. | |
| We can argue. | |
| We can argue about abortion and things like that, how it's wrong. | |
| But then some more right-leaning are okay with war still and like sacrificing men's lives. | |
| So how does that translate with you? | |
| No, I mean, it's a good question. | |
| I mean, I'm totally against the Ukraine-Russian war, for example. | |
| I think it should end. | |
| I mean, again, I think all human beings are made of the image of God. | |
| Nothing should be trivialized. | |
| But as far as people being okay with war, I mean, you have to give me an example. | |
| Wait, can I be charitable here? | |
| Would perhaps a better argument from your position be: why are these people also in favor of the death sentence? | |
| Is that a question? | |
| Sure, they can be an update. | |
| Okay, I mean, that's a good question. | |
| Are you in favor of the death penalty? | |
| Yeah, the death penalty, absolutely. | |
| But okay, so you're in favor of the death penalty, but you're not in favor of abortion because you think infants are innocent. | |
| Is that why? | |
| Yeah, so let's take a let's take an example. | |
| Okay, this last week, two illegal aliens in this country just kidnapped and raped a 12-year-old. | |
| Not the illegal aliens, sorry. | |
| Yeah, so a baby in the womb did not kidnap and rape a 12-year-old. | |
| Okay, but their category. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Well, everyone has free will and the potential to, but someone who just kidnapped and raped two 12-year-olds, they're in a completely different moral universe than a baby who is sitting patiently in a womb. | |
| It's also, it's the argument, like, I totally understand that fetuses are innocent, but it's the same argument that, like, you know, if it, if it's the, what is it, the violinists? | |
| I talked about this before the first time I was on the violinist. | |
| I've been through this so many times. | |
| I know you've been through this, but I'll still run it through. | |
| The violinist argument where you're hooked up, you wake up and you're hooked up to the most famous violinist and they're hooked up to you and you have to sit there for nine months bedridden to take care of them. | |
| But in order for that metaphor to be true, did you know the night before that you had a chance to potentially be hooked up to a violinist if you had a bunch of pleasure? | |
| Okay, I get that part, but even at the same time. | |
| Because you agreed to have sex before all of a sudden the violinists have been in the middle of the day. | |
| Even then at that point, even at that point, accidents happen. | |
| Like you can, like, it's also like you could just leave your front door open by accident. | |
| Now someone's sitting in your house for fucking nine months. | |
| But having sex is a choice. | |
| Now, less than 1% of all abortions are rape, incest, but having sex is a choice. | |
| You don't have to have that choice. | |
| But you don't choose to be pregnant when you have sex. | |
| You don't choose to be pregnant. | |
| Hold on, but you have a choice to have sex in the first place. | |
| Yes, but you don't choose to be pregnant. | |
| Pregnancy, sex doesn't always lead to pregnancy. | |
| Women are only fertile for five days of the month. | |
| Right, so why do you need to have sex? | |
| Feels good. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| So we should just do what feels good regardless of the choice of our consciousness. | |
| People do that all the time. | |
| People do that. | |
| Just because people do things all the time, is that right? | |
| No, it's not about people doing it. | |
| People like feeling good. | |
| People like doing things. | |
| We're getting somewhere, right? | |
| So should what feels good be prioritized over what is good? | |
| Sometimes it depends exactly on what it is. | |
| Okay, so if I can have pleasure and a bunch of people die, that's perfectly fine. | |
| I said it depends on what it is. | |
| If people are dying. | |
| Okay, so again, back to the point: is that you don't outside of rape or those very, very fringe test cases, 99% of the time, you don't just wake up and you're magically pregnant. | |
| No, no, you know that you had sex and you're like, so hold on a second. | |
| Why do you then get to have the orgasm without the responsibility? | |
| Hold on, because you don't get to have the orgasm. | |
| You just wake up pregnant. | |
| Hold on a second. | |
| But hold on. | |
| No, but if the woman chooses to keep the baby, the man has to pay child support. | |
| I don't agree with that. | |
| Well, it's the law. | |
| But yeah, they made that choice. | |
| Well, that's right. | |
| Both parties made the choice, which is interesting. | |
| Do you think that men should be able to have a say before a woman has an abortion? | |
| I think it should be a conversation. | |
| But here's the thing. | |
| I don't think that's a good idea. | |
| Should both parties have to agree? | |
| Well, I think so. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't think you should be able to force women into abortion, just like you shouldn't be able to force women out of an abortion. | |
| You shouldn't, no way, each way or the other. | |
| No way. | |
| You can't tell someone to do with their body. | |
| But is it their body or is it that another body's within their body? | |
| Okay, but if someone broke into my house, I would put a gun to their head and say, get the fuck out or die. | |
| But wait, hold on. | |
| You invited the baby into the house with somebody. | |
| I didn't get. | |
| Hold on, hold on. | |
| Night of passion. | |
| I didn't invite the. | |
| I didn't invite the baby. | |
| I left the door unlocked by accident. | |
| Somebody pushed it back. | |
| Push it back. | |
| But wait, that baby is then within you. | |
| Okay. | |
| And it's still my body within me, me, my body. | |
| Right, but it's. | |
| So is it your DNA? | |
| It doesn't matter if it's my DNA. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Why do you, hold on. | |
| Why do you have control over somebody else's DNA? | |
| I thought you said that. | |
| Because they're in me. | |
| If they want to control it. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| So it's a location issue. | |
| Super interesting. | |
| So location matters more than being. | |
| Just because somebody happens to be within the womb? | |
| If it was my baby in Hawaii, take them out. | |
| However, so if somebody has if it's your DNA, you have total choice over your DNA. | |
| To take a vaccine or not a vaccine. | |
| To be able to drink Coke or drink sprite. | |
| If they're in my body and they're affecting my life, I'll do what I want with them. | |
| Okay, so that's easily. | |
| So just because somebody's location determines their moral worth. | |
| No, it's not about necessarily location. | |
| It's about how they affect me. | |
| For nine months after you chose to be able to get medicine. | |
| It's not even just nine months. | |
| It's after the fact, too. | |
| You have postpartum depression. | |
| Yeah, so that's interesting. | |
| So we're getting somewhere. | |
| So your argument is you should do what is expedient, even if there is a victim and there might be a casualty. | |
| People wouldn't even know they're a victim. | |
| Okay, that's interesting. | |
| Is it okay to murder if the person does not know they were murdered? | |
| Sure. | |
| Why not? | |
| They won't even know. | |
| So it's okay to go to an old person's home, a bunch of people with dementia, and just start popping around. | |
| True. | |
| Bye. | |
| Popping around. | |
| You just killed your argument. | |
| No, I know. | |
| I'm not even kidding. | |
| No, you did just kill your argument. | |
| So we can go to old people's homes, dementia, Alzheimer's. | |
| They're a drain on society. | |
| They don't know who they are. | |
| They don't know their name. | |
| They don't know their relatives. | |
| By the way, millions of people have dementia and Alzheimer's. | |
| And we shouldn't have to do that. | |
| I don't think that you should. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| You said you should be able to. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| But it's not necessarily like if they're never going to know, they're never going to know. | |
| Okay, so murdering dementia patients is consistent. | |
| You're right. | |
| You are being consistent. | |
| I think there is a little bit of inconsistency because, like, after you're dead, you're dead in a lot of cases in a lot of religions, right? | |
| If the fetus is even born, though, they're not. | |
| Yeah, but like, if you're not just a person on the street, someone goes and shits. | |
| You won't know. | |
| But hold on. | |
| If you go. | |
| What's the same argument? | |
| The idea is, the question is: this: Is just because something is not born, are they alive and do they have value? | |
| I don't think so. | |
| Okay, so let's go through it. | |
| So just because, is it because the baby is the fetus or baby is small? | |
| They don't have consciousness. | |
| Hold on, we've gone through that. | |
| I want to try to. | |
| Is it because they're small? | |
| That's not your argument. | |
| Location, that's your argument. | |
| No, no. | |
| Environment, but you said degree of dependency. | |
| That's the one that you said. | |
| You said it. | |
| Wait, you said environment, but I don't agree with the environment. | |
| Well, meaning like where the baby. | |
| I'm going through the acronym of what most pro-abortion arguments are: size, level development, environment, degree of dependency. | |
| So I always try to find which one your priority. | |
| Because every pro-abortion argument falls into one of four arguments. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| So degree of dependency. | |
| This baby is going to take from me. | |
| Are you glad your mom nurtured you for nine months in the womb? | |
| I mean, not really, to be honest. | |
| So you wish you wouldn't have been born? | |
| I'm chill with that for sure. | |
| You're consistent. | |
| I am. | |
| Yeah, so if you were just to be killed tomorrow, not a big deal. | |
| I'd never be, I wouldn't even be having this conversation. | |
| W? | |
| I think that this is important because 40 years ago, an average woman would not have answered it that way. | |
| They would have said, my life is beautiful, my life has meaning, my life has purpose, and I'm glad my mom sacrificed for me. | |
| That's the case for every single woman 40 years ago. | |
| Well, the vast majority of women 40 years ago were not as depressed, not as suicidal. | |
| I think that's what I'm saying. | |
| Now, the vast majority is still the same way. | |
| She's, yeah, inconsistent. | |
| I decline that. | |
| Do you think that she is the mainstream opinion or do you think she's a fringe opinion? | |
| No, she's a fringe opinion. | |
| For sure. | |
| She's a fringe. | |
| It feels good. | |
| Okay. | |
| Completely. | |
| Do you think she's a mainstream opinion or fringe opinion? | |
| I think it's pretty fringe. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm done with that. | |
| That doesn't bother me at all. | |
| Does anyone else have opinions on this matter? | |
| If I were to say that abortion was illegal in America tomorrow, that would be worrisome to you guys. | |
| Yeah. | |
| 100%. | |
| I think when we say pro-abortion, I don't think that that's necessarily accurate for how I feel. | |
| I think I'm pro-choice because people are probably going to get abortions anyways. | |
| I would prefer them be safe. | |
| It's not something I would necessarily do for myself, but I do think if it's going to be happening, which it is, it should be safe and it should be something that everyone talks about and everyone's educated on beforehand. | |
| So in Texas, they just outlawed abortion. | |
| Abortion rates have gone down dramatically. | |
| So it's not totally true. | |
| It's half true. | |
| They're going to other states to get them. | |
| But the birth rate's gone up. | |
| So it's like this idea that people are going to find them otherwise. | |
| Sometimes they just have the baby instead. | |
| Are you more concerned with the birth rate going up? | |
| Well, all of it. | |
| The morality of it's the number one issue, which we do not have a moral obligation to terminate human beings smaller than us. | |
| So I have a question for you. | |
| So if it was scientific, without a doubt, that you don't have a consciousness, you don't feel pain until the day you come out the womb. | |
| You're fine with any and all types of abortions all of a sudden? | |
| No, no, consciousness is not. | |
| That's her argument. | |
| My argument is that at the point of your DNA's creation, a new soul is entering the world. | |
| And the soul transcends reason. | |
| And I'll prove it to you guys. | |
| So you're saying soul and consciousness aren't related? | |
| Not at all. | |
| We know that, at least in the religious realm, because when your consciousness ceases, your soul lives. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Because it goes through an afterlife. | |
| In a religious context, I'm not going to win you over on a modern context. | |
| No, but let me try to win you over because there are points when we all see beauty when our reason or our consciousness is not able to describe them. | |
| I was at a loss for words. | |
| That sunset was so beautiful. | |
| It took my breath away. | |
| It was breathtaking. | |
| At times, there are things that hit us on a soul level. | |
| We all know this. | |
| When we hear a certain song, see a certain painting, experience natural beauty that touch us on a level that cannot always be described using our reasonable faculties. | |
| And I know we all have had those, when you go to Yosemite, when you see a sunset in Santa Barbara, all of a sudden you're like, wow, that touches me on a level that is eternal and beautiful and is divine. | |
| My argument is that every being at the time of creation, which is when the sperm and egg meat, when the deoxoribonucleic acid is formed, that being has a soul. | |
| And if you don't make the soul argument, then you make the consciousness argument. | |
| And it's easy to make that. | |
| I think our being is more than just a bunch of brain cells. | |
| Well, no, I think we have souls as well, along with the consciousness. | |
| When does the soul enter the being? | |
| When you are created. | |
| Got it. | |
| I don't say so. | |
| No, so I mean, you're indifferent towards allowing a soul to be dismissed without. | |
| Because they'll move on. | |
| Because I fully believe a soul will move on to another being. | |
| Got it. | |
| So that's interesting. | |
| So what was wrong with Auschwitz? | |
| I mean, that was just horrible. | |
| Why are you? | |
| That's an insane question. | |
| So the Jewish souls were going to another place. | |
| What's wrong with you? | |
| No, no, no, because they were being tortured. | |
| Well, no, let's say the death was quick. | |
| No, no, it wasn't, though. | |
| Let's not play stupid here. | |
| Okay, let's just, a lot of deaths were incidents to execution. | |
| If the death was. | |
| They were starved. | |
| Well, some were, but let me just, let me rephrase it then. | |
| Some. | |
| With an insane thing to say. | |
| Some. | |
| Well, yes, some Jews were immediately killed when they got off of the railcars. | |
| Yes, they were tortured. | |
| They were tearing away from their family. | |
| Let me ask you a different question, though. | |
| If the death was seamless and without pain and immediately just pulled away from the Auschwitz argument, because that is insane. | |
| Well, no, you just said that the soul goes to another place, and that's fine. | |
| Yes, but it's not about the soul. | |
| It's also about the soul. | |
| So it's about the form of death. | |
| No, it's about the living being what they experience. | |
| But I don't fully believe that fetus is experiencing a living life until they have consciousness, and I don't believe that they do until what, 22 weeks. | |
| When you have a 14-week abortion at Planned Parenthood in Southern California, they offer for an additional fee pain medication for the fetus. | |
| I'm sure. | |
| So the data assumes nobody can ask them, but the data assumes that at 14 weeks, which is legal, California's 20 weeks, right? | |
| At 14, the data shows that the fetus can feel pain and struggle. | |
| So they offer for an additional fee. | |
| You can either get pain medication for your fetus as you aborted or you can get a pizza. | |
| Interesting. | |
| Or it's about 40 medications to get pain medication for your fetus. | |
| You can also have to get an IUD with no pain medication. | |
| The medical industry derived towards women is not fair. | |
| If there were less abortions in America, would that be a good thing? | |
| Yes, of course. | |
| The question is, how do we get there? | |
| That's a good question. | |
| How do we get there? | |
| Birth control. | |
| Education. | |
| So the more birth control that is. | |
| And education and the more birth control we've had in the West, the more abortions we have because people have more. | |
| People need to be implemented self-control. | |
| How about this radical idea? | |
| What if people waited to have sex when they got married? | |
| That will never happen. | |
| Why? | |
| Because people want to fuck. | |
| Charlie, I'm being aware of that. | |
| I waited for marriage. | |
| I mean, it was amazing. | |
| That's amazing for you, but you are not ever going to be able to do that. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I know it's not easy, but that's a good question. | |
| Let me get to this, though. | |
| Do those of you that haven't, I'm guessing you all haven't waited until you got married. | |
| Do you wish you did? | |
| No. | |
| No? | |
| No. | |
| Do any of you wish you, so in the ideal, if I could paint a world for you that you only shared your sexual experience with one person that was your soulmate, that's not interesting to you? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Oh, that's cool. | |
| Wait, you guys don't work with me. | |
| You don't have to deal with any of the men you've slept with. | |
| I mean, I don't believe in a man that I've slept with. | |
| You don't believe in soulmates? | |
| Not necessarily. | |
| How about best friend? | |
| No. | |
| You don't believe in best friends? | |
| I've had a lot of best friends in my life. | |
| Perfect match. | |
| No, I don't think that exists. | |
| You mean something? | |
| You guys are so jaded. | |
| I do think sex is better when you're so many people throughout your life. | |
| At least we're concerned. | |
| No, you're very confused. | |
| Multiple soulmates. | |
| Multiple swimmes. | |
| Yeah, I was saying, like, with as big as the world is, you're not going to necessarily find exactly one person because you're going to grow throughout your life. | |
| We're changing all of that. | |
| And sometimes people don't grow with you. | |
| But if that person were to grow with you, then that's so then if it's not a soulmate, I mean this not facetiously, then what is the purpose of marriage? | |
| I don't agree. | |
| I wouldn't do a legal marriage to come into a union. | |
| Is marriage even a thing that we should care about? | |
| If you got divorced, I don't wish that, but if you got divorced in 10 years, what do you think of that? | |
| I mean, I don't think that will happen. | |
| It's not even a hypothetical I want to entertain. | |
| Charlie, do you think secular people should get married? | |
| I think everyone should get married. | |
| I think it makes you a better person. | |
| What I find interesting, though, is that we're starting. | |
| You've said it best. | |
| If you have as much sex as you want before, and marriage really doesn't mean much, does it? | |
| No. | |
| Do you think America was a better country when people waited to have sex when they got married? | |
| You think everyone did that in America? | |
| No, it was the vast majority of women in the 50s and 60s would not have premarital sex. | |
| I don't think we have technology to prove that, though. | |
| Like, we don't have the data sex outside of marriage. | |
| We're not hiding it about it. | |
| Talk to your grandparents' generation. | |
| We have studies, we have surveys, and we know this, by the way, because birth control wasn't that widespread. | |
| Yeah, but you can see that we're talking about getting pregnant. | |
| Right, but we know. | |
| It's like times a month with obviously. | |
| But hold on a second. | |
| So let's just, you do not think that people are having more premarital sex today than they were 60 years ago. | |
| I'm sure they are. | |
| They definitely are. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| That's all they are. | |
| But that doesn't mean they weren't at all before. | |
| So I'm asking, do you think that's a good thing or a bad thing? | |
| That people are having more premarital sex? | |
| I personally don't like it. | |
| I don't like hookup culture at all. | |
| You don't like hookup culture, but you're not regretting sleeping with a bunch of guys before a soulmate. | |
| Help me understand. | |
| I, okay, hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| And you don't like hookup culture, but you also do OnlyFans? | |
| So help me understand all that. | |
| Okay, so my body count is six, and two of those I was in a relationship with. | |
| The third one I thought I was going to be in a relationship with. | |
| And the three before that, all of my friends were hooking up with guys. | |
| So I thought, like, oh, that's what I need to do because they're all hooking up. | |
| So this is the normal thing. | |
| I should be hooking up. | |
| And I realized very quickly, I don't like hooking up with random men. | |
| I don't like it. | |
| Do any of you think that women are being harmed by hookup culture? | |
| Yes. | |
| I agree. | |
| So you all agree at that, but then you say that you don't think women are being harmed by hookup culture? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| We'll get that in a second. | |
| However, so then why don't all of you make a commitment that you're going to save yourself for marriage? | |
| You could do that. | |
| Society might not have to. | |
| Because I'm already past the point. | |
| Well, you can always become a new version of yourself. | |
| What's done is done, but you could say, I'm now going to save myself from this point forward. | |
| I don't want to be a new version. | |
| I want to be me and they accept me for me. | |
| What is me? | |
| What is that? | |
| Whatever I've done in the past and up till this point. | |
| So there's no improvement? | |
| I don't need to improve necessarily. | |
| It's that I don't. | |
| You don't need to improve, okay? | |
| Hold on. | |
| I don't need to hide what I've done. | |
| No, I'm not saying hide. | |
| But for example, bad example. | |
| If one is an alcoholic and they go through AA, and no, it's okay. | |
| And then you become a new version of yourself. | |
| That's growth, right? | |
| Yeah, that's growth, but they should still know what I've done. | |
| Of course they know. | |
| They know it, but I'm not saying you hide it. | |
| I'm asking the question, what is the argument against any of you young ladies saying, you know what? | |
| I'm no longer going to have premarital sex. | |
| I'm going to wait till marriage. | |
| Hookup culture is destructive. | |
| I'm going to find a man who values me. | |
| He's never been with another partner, and I'm going to start a new chapter. | |
| What is the argument against that? | |
| Because then you're going to come on this podcast, and we're going to have a two-hour-long conversation about how if everybody waited in the drive-thru and they paid $100, why has a man got to pay $2? | |
| You're going to— I don't understand. | |
| It's a conversation they have on here. | |
| What? | |
| About everybody being reborn. | |
| They're like, oh, so if you wait now, everyone's already done it. | |
| It's not fair to the next man. | |
| They have this conversation every day. | |
| I'm tracking your argument. | |
| No, it's not really an argument necessarily. | |
| She's giving an example about the fact that, like, if I don't, you know, all these people are going to participate in this anyways. | |
| So why? | |
| Oh, I got it. | |
| Okay, but you're kind of going to get shit on it. | |
| Yeah, and you're going to see what I'm saying. | |
| You're going to get treated like garbage whether you do it. | |
| So you think you'll be treated like garbage if you don't have premarital sex? | |
| Oh, easily. | |
| Easily. | |
| Well, I just think maybe potentially the next guy wouldn't want to wait. | |
| Because they might be like, oh, but everyone's going to be aware of that. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Do you think that you have any leverage over the men in your relationships? | |
| What do men want more than anything else? | |
| Probably sex. | |
| Why don't you stop giving it to them? | |
| Nobody's giving it to anyone. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Well, you said in your relationships you guys had premarital sex. | |
| But you could also not participate in hookup culture and also decide to not wait until marriage. | |
| Like those things don't have to be. | |
| They're not synonymous, but then if you aren't waiting until marriage, then you're basically saying marriage means nothing. | |
| That's effectively what you're saying. | |
| Not necessarily because what is marriage? | |
| Because what is marriage about? | |
| Marriage is not about sex. | |
| It's more than sex, you're right, but what is marriage about? | |
| It's a bond between two people. | |
| It's a person that you choose to have a family. | |
| I agree. | |
| But can't you have a bond about marriage? | |
| If you meet someone who you don't want to have a family with, but you're actually in love or whatever, and you want to have sex, you should be able to. | |
| And that's not hookup culture. | |
| No, you should, of course, you should be able to. | |
| I'm not saying what you're able to do. | |
| I'm arguing what one ought to do, not one able to do. | |
| Able and ought are two different words. | |
| Able, fun. | |
| You have the freedom to do it. | |
| I'm saying, in the ideal, what is the argument against the women of America saying, men, you have to marry me to be able to sleep with me? | |
| But also, why you should ask your co-host right here? | |
| Because he doesn't want to get married. | |
| Yeah, I don't want to get married. | |
| You know, look. | |
| I might have to. | |
| I'm a super trad guy, so excuse my question. | |
| Me and Charlie aren't going to agree on average. | |
| But so what? | |
| I mean, I do think that sexual compatibility is important. | |
| Well, I guess that was one of the biggest pieces of tension with my ex-husband is, I mean, we had a sexless marriage. | |
| Yeah, that's a problem. | |
| Yeah, I guess. | |
| I mean, my new husband and I, I mean, we waited a while. | |
| And you said that he was more of a femboy, right? | |
| The first one? | |
| Or like more feminine, right? | |
| Femboy. | |
| It wasn't necessarily. | |
| I mean, he was a big, tall Mexican, but he just, I made a lot more than he did. | |
| Can I ask? | |
| Do you think that men should wait until marriage or just absolutely? | |
| Okay, because I agree with that then. | |
| If women have to wait, men should be able to do that. | |
| I think that America, there's a lot of problems in America. | |
| One of the problems has been that sex in its ideal is weighted in a holy setting between a male and female that share that experience only with their life partner. | |
| Now, there's exceptions, there's mistakes, but if we just throw it all out the window and say men won't like me and hookup culture, I think there's a lot of damage and a lot of ramifications for that. | |
| And again, the point being is this: I believe firmly young ladies are damaged mentally by having too many sexual partnerships. | |
| I think men are too, though. | |
| I think men are too. | |
| Hookup culture hurts women far more than men. | |
| I agree. | |
| It hurts women more, but I think men are like, I don't think men realize how damaging it is as well to them. | |
| Maybe. | |
| Of course, there's damage to all people, but men are wired differently. | |
| Where many sexual partners for men do not hurt men nearly as much as many sexual partners for women because women are far more relational driven and far more bond driven. | |
| So they look at sex as a culmination of the bond, where men look at it as sex, as physical, purely, not always with those other elements, unless there is a component of we're going to try to develop a long-basting, long-lasting bond here. | |
| And the question is. | |
| So do you think that men have driven hookup culture then because they don't care about it as much? | |
| I think that it's both. | |
| I think women are driving it too. | |
| I think it's both. | |
| But you're saying that women, when women have sex, they need to have that bond and they're more. | |
| That's how they're wired. | |
| Yeah, so women are wired to want to have a bond when they're having sex with someone else. | |
| Correct. | |
| But men don't care. | |
| So do you not, would you not think that men are driving hookup culture then? | |
| No, I think both sides are. | |
| I mean, I think that men are driving because women are making themselves available. | |
| That's the point. | |
| So they think it's going to be a longer bond. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's kind of their case. | |
| No, of course. | |
| And women should know male nature before they start sleeping around. | |
| So is it a woman's fault or is it the man's fault? | |
| It's both. | |
| If every woman today that was marketable and all of you guys are on the market, correct? | |
| Looking for life partners. | |
| I've never been on the market. | |
| Okay. | |
| But if every one of you, it's simple supply and demand, if you said we're off limits until the ring is there and the priest says the final vows, how would men react hypothetically? | |
| That would increase half the dating pool, probably at least. | |
| I totally disagree because we know what that world looks like. | |
| We used to have it 50 or 60 years ago. | |
| You know what? | |
| Men grow up quicker. | |
| They stop being man, childs, and infants. | |
| So you're one of the ones who also probably argues against like there's like sexual chemistry and stuff like that. | |
| You probably argue, no, that's not. | |
| No, I think sexual chemistry is a real thing, but it's a culmination of different types of love that are not just erotic. | |
| There are deeper types of love that transcend the physical. | |
| Physical is part of it. | |
| Sexual compatibility, as you say, is a huge part of the relationship. | |
| But all of you know this. | |
| You could have a partner where you had great sex and you have nothing in common. | |
| That's not a relationship. | |
| That's an orgasm and a one-night stand or whatever. | |
| That's a situation. | |
| Yeah, okay, it's fine. | |
| A situationship. | |
| That's not something to build a life around. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I agree. | |
| Okay, so no, we're not disagreeing. | |
| I just, without legislation or big decrees, I know this, that men have very primal, undeveloped, immature sexual natures, and that is not going to change. | |
| So should women be punished for men taking advantage of women? | |
| I'm not punishing. | |
| I'm not talking about anything. | |
| I'm talking about cultural stuff, not legislation. | |
| I'm asking about hookup culture again, but if women want a man that they are worthy of, and many of you are not getting men you are worthy of, then you need to then stop giving the one thing that men want the most. | |
| And that is unlimited amounts of sex all the time, bodies on the internet, because men will only view you as a visual stimulation and they'll move on. | |
| And if you disagree, you do not understand male nature. | |
| But the thing is, men will treat you like that and talk to you like that, whether you want to do it or not. | |
| Because these two don't do OF. | |
| I do OF. | |
| Their Twitch chats are just as degenerate as mine because people will come in there and say the most horrible things. | |
| You're all very talented. | |
| You're smart. | |
| You guys shouldn't be doing any of that. | |
| You shouldn't. | |
| Stop doing that. | |
| Twitch. | |
| Stop playing video games. | |
| I'm saying this as someone who cares about humanity. | |
| Stop selling your body on the internet. | |
| We're playing video games. | |
| Yeah, we play liquid fans. | |
| I play holographic. | |
| OnlyFans, yes? | |
| I do. | |
| They don't. | |
| And they get just as horrible comments as I do. | |
| No, that's what I'm saying. | |
| Okay, but no, you're making my argument. | |
| Men's sexual nature is very degenerative. | |
| And I'm saying how do you lift it up? | |
| You lift it up by saying you don't get what you want the most until you commit. | |
| But the thing is, is to hold on. | |
| So hold on. | |
| So you are then leading. | |
| You need to lead men towards a better future. | |
| Because I'm not doing anything more crazy than they are. | |
| I'm not doing that. | |
| Isn't that fair? | |
| I'm not doing anything more crazy than they are. | |
| I'm not trying to ridicule you guys. | |
| I don't care. | |
| I don't care. | |
| You can say whatever you want, but I'm saying they're getting the same degenerate comments that I am on Twitch streams. | |
| Because you're now seeing a window into men's sexual nature. | |
| And that's what I'm saying. | |
| So how then do you lift it up? | |
| Do you lift it up by giving more sex and more bodies and more people? | |
| They're always going to choose. | |
| That's interesting. | |
| They're always going to choose. | |
| No, no, no, that's not true. | |
| Yes, they will. | |
| Let me tell you. | |
| Yes, they will. | |
| Men can grow up, but they need a goal. | |
| No, this is very, if you don't believe that, then you basically are dismissing all of humanity. | |
| I can't believe that men will grow up. | |
| Hear me. | |
| Men love being useful. | |
| This is fine. | |
| Men want a purpose. | |
| They want to go on an adventure. | |
| And so if you say, you can be with me, but here's the rules of the road. | |
| Okay, but I'm on the internet and there's how many thousands of hundreds of millions of men on the internet? | |
| I can't fix all of them. | |
| I'm not asking you to fix all of them. | |
| You want to change the world? | |
| Start with changing you. | |
| It doesn't matter. | |
| They're not even doing OF and they're still getting treated like that. | |
| Hold on. | |
| So again, if you believe that what you do doesn't matter, then you're a nihilist and just do whatever you want. | |
| It's not even about me doing OF. | |
| It's about the way that men treat you. | |
| So this is the point, though, is that how do you get treated better by men? | |
| One sec. | |
| Let me ask you a question. | |
| Do you think you get treated by men better by showing more skin or less skin? | |
| Obviously, if you show less skin. | |
| Okay, so you agree. | |
| But hold on, because even when you show less skin, there's women in full-blown covered-up burqas and they still get sexualized. | |
| They still get acid thrown on them. | |
| They still get hardworded in the middle of the street. | |
| Like, what are you talking about? | |
| Okay, I don't agree with that at all. | |
| Okay. | |
| So if you want – so men's sexual nature on the internet, you are seeing a window into the depraved because there's no guardrails and there's no guidelines. | |
| So how do you – one second. | |
| How do you lift up that primal, carnal sexual nature towards something that is no longer – Why is that my responsibility to lift up their – Hold on. | |
| Well, it's not your responsibility. | |
| It's humanity's responsibility. | |
| But I imagine you want a life partner at some point. | |
| Yes? | |
| No? | |
| I'll figure it out when they come to me. | |
| I'm not going to every man that's going to be a good idea. | |
| Let me tell you. | |
| If you're doing OnlyFans, you're not going to find a life partner. | |
| That's totally fine. | |
| I don't care. | |
| Yes, she is, though. | |
| Come on. | |
| No, no, that's not. | |
| There is so many people who want to marry her. | |
| If you think that you can find a virtuous, ethical man who tells the truth by showing a lot of skin online, you do not understand male sexual nature. | |
| You do not. | |
| I don't profess to know female sexual nature. | |
| So we talked about this a little bit. | |
| Men want what they cannot see and they cannot have. | |
| Men want rarity, scarcity, and mystery. | |
| They do not want abundance and cleavage and skin. | |
| So we're the same for men. | |
| Can you guys stop sledding it up, please? | |
| I'm not saying. | |
| I am asking, I mean, men have plenty of problems. | |
| What have I just said? | |
| I said, men's sexual nature is degenerative. | |
| I couldn't be more cruel on males' primal carnal instincts. | |
| The question is: how do you lift us up to something better? | |
| Yes. | |
| So we talked about this before. | |
| What's the difference between? | |
| So she does only lingerie pictures, right? | |
| So what's the difference between her and like Gigi Hadid or like any Victoria's Secret model, right? | |
| Well, there's not, I mean, is Gigi Hadid in a really great relationship and doing great? | |
| I mean, I believe one of them has clinical depression. | |
| She's dating Bradley Cooper, I think. | |
| Again, most celebrity relationships last like, what, six or seven years? | |
| Maybe? | |
| Well, so your point is that they, what, they divorce more often? | |
| Well, I mean, I'm asking, if you want to. | |
| Are you saying she is. | |
| Again, if you're looking for celebrities for life partner roadmap, you're looking at the wrong people, okay? | |
| I mean, I'm asking. | |
| So you're fine with comparing that and being like, oh, yeah, they're both not, they can't find high-value men or whatever on the article. | |
| I am very short on their long-term prospects of being a couple for the next 30 years. | |
| I mean, if that's their question. | |
| But if you, you do not have to create a new roadmap. | |
| When women were more modest in their presentations, when women were more humble in their life. | |
| Is that only women being humble, or was that also the laws of the day and age where they couldn't. | |
| No, in the 1950s, the laws were fine. | |
| You couldn't get a divorce because you never had a job. | |
| You couldn't get out of the relationship. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| No-fault divorce ended in the 60s or 70s. | |
| You could still get a divorce. | |
| It just remains. | |
| Yeah, but you had no job. | |
| You had no prospects. | |
| You had nothing. | |
| You had to do that. | |
| That's a separate issue. | |
| You're getting too far off track. | |
| I'm asking a theoretical question. | |
| If more women than not made a commitment that we want a life partner, I think the reason why you all and women are willing to engage in hookup culture, even though you know it's destructive. | |
| Hold on a second. | |
| Even though you know it's bad for you, is because deep down women tend to be more insecure than men, and you think that you can get praise from men by doing this, and it gives you temporary security, and you're willing to then sacrifice long-term viability of finding a life partner for that temporary security. | |
| You also get that on me. | |
| I don't engage in hookup culture at all. | |
| Okay, that's fine. | |
| I'm just saying, more broadly, though. | |
| Is that the cap? | |
| More broadly, if women were willing to actually say that I am not going to present myself online, I'm not going to give myself, you would actually have more male suitors, not less. | |
| I'm not worried about that. | |
| I'm not worried about less male suitors. | |
| How about good ones? | |
| Great ones. | |
| Ones that you feel as if this is the best man out there. | |
| I'm not everyone I need to get there. | |
| Great men are hard to find. | |
| They are. | |
| I could say this. | |
| Being around a lot of them. | |
| I'm not there. | |
| So let me ask you: what is more important in your life? | |
| Good career or great marriage and family? | |
| I want my bills paid, so whatever takes the cake. | |
| Well, good husband can pay the bills too. | |
| Yeah, and I'm not necessarily looking for a good husband right now because I'm not looking around. | |
| Okay. | |
| Any other thoughts on that? | |
| I was just dominated there. | |
| If you want, keep going. | |
| I guess I am pretty jaded on this conversation. | |
| I didn't get to do the introductions, but I do OnlyFans management. | |
| And I think so I read a lot of messages. | |
| I'm not on the site myself, but I read a lot of messages. | |
| And it kind of sucks because you see so many messages coming in daily that are like, I wish I wasn't with my ugly wife right now. | |
| You're so much hotter. | |
| So like for me, as someone who's single and like in their 20s, it's hard to be like, yeah, I'm going to be a really perfect woman for like these kind of men. | |
| Does that make honest? | |
| I even got that being on your podcast. | |
| I even got a message on my OnlyFans from your podcast being like, my girlfriend is so disgusting. | |
| I don't like her. | |
| I sub to your OnlyFans because you're so much better than her. | |
| It's really hard to see both these comments. | |
| No, that's okay, but you're actually proving my point, is you're seeing a window into the depraved male sexual nature. | |
| So then you have a choice. | |
| You can say, forget all men and become a lesbian and like just forget it, right? | |
| I don't do that. | |
| No, I'm not saying you want to do that, right? | |
| Or you could be like, I actually think that men have a proper role in society. | |
| Most men today are grown infants. | |
| And women have a you don't agree with that? | |
| Well, no, I agree that they're grown infants, but it's not my job to fix you. | |
| I'm not saying it's your job to fix you. | |
| You have a moral obligation not to make it worse. | |
| Well, how am I making it worse? | |
| Because I have an OnlyFans? | |
| Yeah, I'd say that you're participating. | |
| Okay, but okay, so what exactly have you. | |
| It's all your fault. | |
| No, I'm not saying it's all your fault, but it's not you. | |
| But I'm saying this as agreeably as I can. | |
| If you are producing sexually explicit content online, you are increasing the supply. | |
| And so I'm not decreasing the supply. | |
| So even if I didn't have an OnlyFans, even though you're a small part of it, I get it. | |
| Okay, even if I didn't have OnlyFans, the comments that I've gotten on all of my social media without it have been even more degrading than the comments I've gotten on my OnlyFans. | |
| But you're blaming the comments for your action, not taking responsibility for your action. | |
| No, no, because even if I post a selfie of just my face, you're gonna be like, I want to come all over that. | |
| I'm like, I'm eating a cookie. | |
| Okay, but again, you're seeing a window into the depraved sexual nature. | |
| So how is that my issue? | |
| Fix it yourself, you weirdo. | |
| Okay, but you're right. | |
| That could be an attitude. | |
| And that has been the attitude the last 30 years. | |
| Where has it gotten us? | |
| Less people married, less people in happy relationships. | |
| So both sides have work to do. | |
| If you're a panel of men, I'd be talking confidently. | |
| Are you saying it's a woman's job to fix men from being depraved? | |
| I have an entire chapter of this book about how we should ban pornography. | |
| Sign that for me later, I'll buy it. | |
| You're getting close to earning it. | |
| I earned it. | |
| But no, I have an entire chapter of this book on how men need to stop watching pornography and stop being both sides at all. | |
| I don't think anybody have growth to do. | |
| I don't know. | |
| But we're here at a female-driven panel, so I'm trying to make it a little bit different. | |
| Hold on, let me throw a little hair. | |
| Anyway, you want to ban pornography? | |
| Yes. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| I totally agree. | |
| Do you agree? | |
| I agree. | |
| But so you're an OnlyFans, so help me with that. | |
| Yeah, but I don't do pornography. | |
| Is it lingerie, you said? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's borderline, but yeah. | |
| Yeah, borderline, but it's a Victoria's secret model. | |
| Fair enough. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| You do OnlyFans. | |
| Are you in favor? | |
| Do you object to Charlie's position on banning porn? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Which would correspond to lead. | |
| You're in favor of it? | |
| You earned a book, which is a bit of a bad thing. | |
| So you mean, like, if I'm against it, I kick at Julie send it out. | |
| Julie, he wants to ban porn, so he'd be banning what you do. | |
| Oh, that's so excited. | |
| I say, Julie, ban porn. | |
| Yes. | |
| I'm taking this all the way back. | |
| I'm taking this all the way back to Canada. | |
| It literally says, Julie, ban back to Canada. | |
| All the way back to Canada. | |
| Do you think we should annex Canada? | |
| No. | |
| No, I don't want Canada. | |
| Nobody wants Canada. | |
| I hate it there, too. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| I'm just taking for just a few more comments. | |
| Yeah, I got like five minutes. | |
| Is that okay? | |
| That was really good, though, guys. | |
| But think about it. | |
| I'm just saying that you have to then act in the direction of the man you want. | |
| And men have to act in the direction of the woman they want. | |
| I agree. | |
| And at some point, maybe romantically, we can meet halfway. | |
| What if it's a man who wants an OnlyFans girl and an OnlyFans girl who wants to be aware of that? | |
| Then he's a degenerate. | |
| I do want to shift gears here. | |
| But of course, you get what you want, but that's not what one ought. | |
| Okay? | |
| By the way, those watching, afterwards, we do have Andrew Wilson. | |
| He's going to do a call in once Charlie has to go. | |
| I do want to ask, going around the table to open something else up to the table, would you date a guy who owned firearms? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yep. | |
| I think so. | |
| Of course. | |
| Depends. | |
| Yes. | |
| AR-15. | |
| Pew pew. | |
| We've had this conversation before. | |
| I don't know enough about guns to have an opinion. | |
| It's the big, scary black one. | |
| That scares me. | |
| So probably not. | |
| All right. | |
| Yes, absolutely. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| All right, okay. | |
| Well, I gotta run. | |
| So, can I just say one thing in closing, though? | |
| There's a lot of attention towards that men need to be better men, and that's a thing. | |
| I think that women are exempt far too often that conversation. | |
| Women can be better women. | |
| There you go. | |
| And so, you have to take it as a good sport. | |
| I'm so happy. | |
| The most important thing you can do is give your life to Jesus and to give your life to God. | |
| See, she rolls her eyes. | |
| Take the book back. | |
| Take it back. | |
| Read the book back. | |
| Because here's why. | |
| Jesus loves you and he died for you. | |
| I'm sure he loves me, but let me find it out on my own, please. | |
| You can find it out on your own. | |
| One question about the book. | |
| Yes. | |
| Cool. | |
| In the book, is there a specific chapter about dating? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| No, there's actually a whole thing about life advice for male and men and women. | |
| I'm super excited to read this. | |
| It's actually not even funny. | |
| You're going to read it? | |
| No, I think you'll actually. | |
| I'm also going to read it. | |
| I think you'll actually enjoy part of it. | |
| Blake, what part of the book is that? | |
| I'm trying to find it. | |
| I'm going to read the hell out of it. | |
| What are you judging? | |
| I have to find it. | |
| Somebody said there's a lot of things. | |
| It's advice for women and advice for men. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Changing yourself. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| It's here. | |
| Advice for men and women right here. | |
| Should we do like a read a paragraph? | |
| No, not. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| How about this? | |
| Date seriously right away with an eye towards marriage and family, which we talked about. | |
| If your goal is to put family and children above your career, avoid an educational path that has too much debt. | |
| Watch your weight and do your best to maintain your attractiveness. | |
| Listen to your parents, especially your mom, and don't be afraid to ask her for advice. | |
| She was crazy, though. | |
| Do you have a dad? | |
| Yeah, but he was. | |
| Does your dad love you? | |
| Yeah, I think so. | |
| Okay, then ask him for advice. | |
| What else you got there? | |
| Volunteer to help out your Sunday school nursery. | |
| You can laugh at that, but it's a great way to see if you can finish it. | |
| Thank you, Charlie, for you. | |
| Thanks, guys. | |
| Charlie Kirk is. | |
| Wait, one sec. | |
| Oh, sorry, hold on. | |
| I got to play this. | |
| Buy the book, everybody. | |
| Guys, get the book. | |
| Charlie, I got to play this right before you leave. | |
| Wait, wait, wait, hold on. | |
| Wait, stop, stop, stop, stop. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do not crazy. | |
| Man, he's a pioneer. | |
| He's a pioneer. | |
| Thank you for coming, Charlie. | |
| Good to have you. | |
| Thanks, Charlie. | |
| Wait, Madison, Madison. | |
| Madison, guys. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Bye. | |
| Can you sit? | |
| Bye. | |
| I'm taking a book. | |
| Bye. | |
| No, I got it. | |
| I got it. | |
| Come sit. | |
| Julie Bay. | |
| Hilarious. | |
| That is so amazing. | |
| I'm keeping this with me until the grave. | |
| Didn't he have a porn addict or something? | |
| He had a problem with porn. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| I just figured that's what he said. | |
| He admits he's a huge addiction. | |
| Oh, really? | |
| Oh, so that was a big deal. | |
| It is a big problem. | |
| You know, it actually helps women. | |
| All right. | |
| Bye, guys. | |
| Women who are a marriage. | |
| If they watch porn, they spice up there. | |
| I wish they had better body positivity because OnlyFans, they're seeing so many different body shapes and sizes now having fans. | |
| Oh. | |
| That a lot of women are saying, oh, I'm going to grab my face. | |
| It's not just 19-year-old blondes like it used to be in PayPal. | |
| I don't think it has to take to this level to get that body positivity, but apparently, in porn addiction, a friend of mine's a neurologist. | |
| He says almost all the patients are neurotic. | |
| Do you want us to tap out? | |
| Tap out? | |
| You know, like some people, it's like a daily addiction. | |
| Like, how is it? | |
| Hey, guys, we have Andrew Wilson. | |
| I should have mentioned this. | |
| Guys, we have Andrew Wilson, who's going to, we're calling him right now. | |
| Nick, if you can get that going. | |
| And, yeah. | |
| Yeah, we'll get people watering soon. | |
| Let me just get up and get it going. | |
| Guys, thank you to Charlie Kirk for coming. | |
| Here's his book, Right Wing Revolution. | |
| We'll get those. | |
| We'll probably just take these off the table for now. | |
| So, Maddie, maybe just put them on the kitchen island there for a bit. | |
| Then we're going to in just a moment here, we're going to have the other girls tap back in. | |
| And, Nick, you got Andrew? | |
| I'm going to read some chats while that comes through. | |
| Grid two go-kart sports. | |
| Pride defiles a woman and will bring her low, and then disgrace comes upon her because the arrogance is an abomination. | |
| True wisdom is incompatible with pride. | |
| Does each lady celebrate or shun pride? | |
| Is this a question for the panel? | |
| Too late. | |
| Does each lady celebrate? | |
| Do you shun pride? | |
| We shun pride. | |
| Did you guys shun pride? | |
| Who would shun that? | |
| Come on. | |
| Thank you, grid two go-kart sports. | |
| That's, I guess, a nod, head nod to grid one motorsports. | |
| We have Joe Murphy. | |
| Gold digger in the skies based in honest. | |
| What's your standard for your partner's income? | |
| You should prioritize making some junior pilots before it's too late. | |
| Oshkosh 2024, Fires in the Sky, baby. | |
| I'm not going to Oshkosh this year, but thanks. | |
| All right. | |
| Okay. | |
| What's your standard for your partner's income? | |
| I don't think I have a standard rule. | |
| Okay. | |
| And most importantly, I have to like them. | |
| Too high for them, maybe. | |
| Probably. | |
| They can pay for it. | |
| If he's asking here, he doesn't have to. | |
| Yes. | |
| Bring him in. | |
| Yo, what's up, Andrew? | |
| Hang tight, guys, for just a sec. | |
| Yo, yo, can you hear us? | |
| I can. | |
| Can you hear me all right? | |
| We can. | |
| We can. | |
| We had a, I don't know if you were watching for a little bit there. | |
| We had a doozy of a stream. | |
| I know, I wasn't able to catch a lot of it, unfortunately. | |
| Well, you caught, you caught the tail end? | |
| Well, actually, I caught the first part. | |
| Oh, the first part? | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, I see my biggest fan back there whispering about me. | |
| Look at you back. | |
| She asked who you were. | |
| I was trying to hype you up. | |
| I was trying to hype you up. | |
| She was hyping you up. | |
| She's hyping you up. | |
| She was just smiling. | |
| How are you? | |
| It's nice to see you again. | |
| How you been? | |
| I've been great. | |
| How are you? | |
| Yeah, see, I knew my biggest. | |
| All I had to say is my biggest fan. | |
| I knew that she would know it was her. | |
| It was me. | |
| Obviously. | |
| Yeah, of course. | |
| Of course. | |
| All right. | |
| So I think we're going to tap you guys out. | |
| Then you guys are going to be in. | |
| There's going to be a surprise, but, uh, so why don't we get, actually, well, one of, hmm. | |
| Let me think how I want to do this. | |
| Yeah, we'll tap you guys out. | |
| Let's bring the other girls back in, same seats. | |
| And Andrew, why don't you introduce yourself real quick? | |
| Yeah, my name is Andrew Wilson. | |
| I'm the host of The Crucible, and I'm a political analyst. | |
| Take your book. | |
| Yeah, of course. | |
| A political satirist. | |
| And I also like to engage in a little bit of debate from time to time. | |
| All right. | |
| Welcome, Andrew. | |
| Sorry, guys, we're playing musical chairs here, so we're tapping people back in. | |
| Wait, where did the other two go? | |
| Wait, did they leave? | |
| No. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Didn't see you guys. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| We're tapping people back in. | |
| She's coming. | |
| Huh? | |
| What's up? | |
| I think somebody's in the bathroom, maybe? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, good time for the bathroom there. | |
| This gentleman's name is Andrew. | |
| Yes, this is Andrew Wilson. | |
| I mean, gentlemen might be. | |
| It might be a little bit more. | |
| Andrew, you got a little far. | |
| You got a little fluff on your microphone, Andrew. | |
| My OCD is going to go crazy here. | |
| Look at that. | |
| You got a little couple white specs. | |
| You got white specks. | |
| Andrew, how are you going to do that to me? | |
| Your OCD's going nuts. | |
| I can't. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We got to. | |
| Is it gone, Brian? | |
| Did we get rid of the white fluff for you? | |
| I think it's good. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| I hope you enjoyed Charlie Wilson. | |
| We've just tagged in. | |
| Charlie Kirk. | |
| You guys are related? | |
| Shit, didn't know that. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| We've tagged in, excuse me, Andrew Wilson in place of Charlie Kirk there. | |
| So once we get – Nice to meet you all, by the way. | |
| Hi. | |
| Okay. | |
| Except for you. | |
| Except for you, the pilot. | |
| Except for you. | |
| Everyone else, they're good. | |
| Uh-oh. | |
| Just you. | |
| I got a feeling we're going to. | |
| I just got a feeling. | |
| I got a gut feeling. | |
| Why don't you guys clash this evening? | |
| Well, why don't you guys start tangling on whatever you want to tangle on them? | |
| What did they do to you? | |
| Well, what's that? | |
| You don't. | |
| Okay. | |
| What? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Well, I was just wondering if I could ask you a couple of questions. | |
| Change the split color. | |
| And we start with at the beginning of the podcast, and I was only able to watch about 45 minutes, but I did hear a little bit of your backstory. | |
| You're kind of a gold digger by your own admission, right? | |
| I mean, it's tongue-in-cheek. | |
| It's sort of a joke. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, sort of a joke. | |
| I get it. | |
| But what was interesting is you said you were in a relationship with two different men for 18 years. | |
| Is that correct? | |
| Correct. | |
| Okay, but then you said that you were in a relationship with somebody else and you put those relationships on hold. | |
| Yeah, as it got more serious, I tried to make that work as the only relationship and then it failed. | |
| And then how many years were you with that primary relationship? | |
| In total, it was like between five and six, I think. | |
| I'd have to go back and look at the old country. | |
| And you did drop those other men, right? | |
| Correct. | |
| So then you weren't really with those men for 18 years. | |
| In total, yeah. | |
| Well, I mean, are you saying that it was 18 years split? | |
| Yes. | |
| Well, how old are you? | |
| 47, 48 at the end of the year. | |
| Okay, so 48. | |
| So this would mean that you took, what, 24 years you've been dating these two men? | |
| On and off? | |
| You just said it wasn't, right? | |
| Because of the one in the middle. | |
| So no. | |
| Yeah, but you claimed that it was concurrent. | |
| So that means back-to-back. | |
| So you weren't with them for all 18 years, or there was a split, or what? | |
| Like, tell me the deal here. | |
| So I understand. | |
| Concurrent means at the same time, back-to-back is in serial or tandem. | |
| Yeah, so you're dating them both at the same time. | |
| That would be concurrent. | |
| So anyway. | |
| Correct. | |
| So back, yeah, correct. | |
| So back to the, you're dating these two guys. | |
| Are you trying to figure out when I started dating? | |
| At the same time. | |
| 18 years, right? | |
| Are you trying to figure out when I started dating men? | |
| No, I'm trying to figure out if there was a gap between this 18-year mark that you dated these two men and the six years that you had with this other guy. | |
| So I'm trying to figure out: was it 18 years straight? | |
| No. | |
| Right? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| So then there was a gap. | |
| So in this gap, does that mean that those six years that you weren't dating those two guys, that actually is going to lessen the year? | |
| So you're only really dating these guys for what, 15 years or 14 years? | |
| Repeat yourself? | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| You're talking about the math? | |
| Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out how long you were actually with these two guys. | |
| Well, because you said it, so I'm just trying to figure it out. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So 18 in total. | |
| In the middle, there was someone else. | |
| You got it. | |
| You can do math. | |
| 24, right? | |
| There you go. | |
| Yeah, so you've been dating these guys on and off for 24 years? | |
| If you include the off? | |
| Yeah, that's what I'm including, is the off. | |
| I just want to make sure I'm clear. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Happy? | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, I'm just trying to make sense of the story, that's all. | |
| It's not confusing. | |
| I mean, it was kind of confusing, right? | |
| Because when you say, well, I was with these two guys for 18 years, right? | |
| And then, but I was dating another guy for six years, and then I dropped those two guys, it is kind of confusing. | |
| So that could mean, well, wait, it was 18 years with these two guys, but then six years where I wasn't with those two guys, or it could mean it's 18 years in total, but in the center, I dropped that off. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| What would be the difference to you one way or the other? | |
| Well, let's assume for a second that you started dating these two guys 18 years ago. | |
| And then in the center of that, you, yeah, I know, but I'm just saying that that would be the difference. | |
| Let's assume that you did 18. | |
| You would be trying to gotcha me because at one point there would have been three, which is not the case, but that's what you'd be saying is, well, actually, for six years, there was three. | |
| No, I'm not even saying that there was three. | |
| I'm just trying to make sure that it was actually 18 years. | |
| That's all I'm trying to make sure of. | |
| It's odd that you care so much, but cool. | |
| Why would it be odd that I'm trying to make sense of the story you told? | |
| Because it's super not important. | |
| I mean, I think it's super important if you're on a dating podcast and you're giving a descriptor for the relationships that you're in, and then you get the year mark for those relationships, and then you're throwing a curveball. | |
| I just want to make sure that I'm clear on what's going on. | |
| Like, how would I know if I don't ask you? | |
| Gotcha. | |
| I'm glad we're clear. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, but I'm still not clear, so I just want to make sure. | |
| Just want to make sure I get this right. | |
| So, the grand total, the grand scheme of things is like 24, 25 years, actually, that you've been dating those other two guys. | |
| No, because there were years in between. | |
| So, no, that's not. | |
| Yeah, no, no, no, I get it, but I'm just saying on and off again. | |
| Sure, sure. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, then at that 24-year mark, after the six years were done, how did you approach those dudes and ask them to come back in your life? | |
| I did not. | |
| They did. | |
| Both of them? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, how did they know? | |
| People keep in touch. | |
| So you were talking to them the entire time you were in the six-year relationship? | |
| No. | |
| Well, then, well, who contacted who? | |
| Did they like find out through social media or something? | |
| Or did you break up? | |
| You find out you have mutual friends, you go out to dinners, you do volunteering, people talk, right? | |
| A word gets out. | |
| Yeah, I'm just asking about the particulars there. | |
| Like, how did the word get out to them that you were no longer dating this guy? | |
| I'm sure gossip mill either on or offline. | |
| Didn't ask, don't know. | |
| Well, who contacted who? | |
| Don't remember. | |
| You don't remember if you contacted them? | |
| I'm sure I didn't. | |
| I wouldn't have time for that. | |
| So you think they contacted you? | |
| Fairly sure. | |
| I don't remember. | |
| I don't have a lot of time to reach out to old friends. | |
| If they do, I answered. | |
| Okay. | |
| How far spaced apart around the country are these two guys? | |
| Next? | |
| Far enough. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Well, you don't have to give me an exact geographical area. | |
| I'm just saying, are they 1,000 miles? | |
| Are they 500 miles? | |
| Are they really far apart? | |
| That's all I'm asking. | |
| Far enough, and it's not your business. | |
| Well, I mean, again, I'm just asking for the particulars. | |
| You don't have to answer. | |
| I'm just curious. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm not going to. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, then I guess we can't get anywhere if we can't get into any of the particulars. | |
| So have you ever been in like a committed, just monogamous relationship where it's just you and one other man? | |
| Yes. | |
| And is there anything specific to those relationships that you've been in, which is making you want to date two people at once for the past 18 years? | |
| What I want to do. | |
| Yeah, I'm asking if there's like anything specific that prompted you to do that rather than spend your life with one person. | |
| Not just like, oh, like because I want to do that, but like what made you want to do that? | |
| Because I want to. | |
| That's the specifics. | |
| That's all. | |
| Just because you felt that. | |
| So it's like, why do you want that candy bar? | |
| Because I want it. | |
| Okay, yeah, you get that you want it. | |
| You want the candy bar because you want it. | |
| What she's asking is the underlying. | |
| Like maybe you like chocolate, or maybe there's you have a sweet tooth. | |
| Or maybe there's some like underlying reason. | |
| That's all she's asking about. | |
| I'll think about it and get back to you. | |
| She felt like it. | |
| She felt like it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you have any other questions for any other of the guests, Andrew? | |
| No. | |
| That was also, that was really unnecessarily combative in a strange way. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I don't feel like I was asking anything that was way that was like hardball or anything. | |
| I was just curious about the story and trying to make sure I got your story correct. | |
| That's all. | |
| When I said hello and you said hello to everybody except the pilot, then I didn't like you anymore. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| That was a great joke. | |
| It was a great joke. | |
| This is why women can't be comics. | |
| You have no sense of humor. | |
| By the way, did you realize that every other woman at the table laughed at that? | |
| They were giggling. | |
| Just a little bit. | |
| They were like, just a little bit, except you. | |
| Now, if everybody had said at the table, now let's pretend for a second. | |
| I came in and they were like, hello to everybody on the panel except Andrew, I would have laughed. | |
| I would have thought that was kind of funny. | |
| Just say it. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You seem kind of butthurt about it. | |
| It was just a joke. | |
| I was just kidding. | |
| Sorry. | |
| That was just funny. | |
| See? | |
| See? | |
| That's what people are doing. | |
| No, it's just funny because it's a dating podcast, but people don't like to talk about dating lives. | |
| I'm back. | |
| What did I miss? | |
| Sorry, we're getting a couple things. | |
| They had a little back and forth. | |
| Hmm, okay. | |
| This would be a good time to ask the question from Stiffler. | |
| Ask everyone to rate their looks on a scale of one to ten, and you can't pick seven. | |
| Starting with you, go. | |
| You can't even pick a seven point. | |
| I can't. | |
| No integral. | |
| It has to be, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Eight. | |
| That's four plus four. | |
| Ten. | |
| Ten. | |
| Okay. | |
| Eight. | |
| Six. | |
| Eight. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Okay. | |
| You two switch seats, please. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Give your answer first, please. | |
| Ten. | |
| Ten. | |
| Three on a good day. | |
| Four. | |
| Eight. | |
| All right. | |
| I give myself a five, Andrew. | |
| Four. | |
| Four. | |
| Okay. | |
| So let me ask you. | |
| Okay, go ahead. | |
| Hold on, hold on, hold on. | |
| Really quick, Nick, can you pull up the current viewer numbers? | |
| I just really quick, since I should have done this sooner, really quick, we're going to do Twitch. | |
| Guys, go to twitch.tv slash whatever. | |
| Drop us a follow in the Prime sub. | |
| Twitch.tv slash whatever. | |
| Drop us a follow in the Prime sub. | |
| Wow, we got 2,000. | |
| This is a record for us over there on Twitch. | |
| 2,200 people on Twitch. | |
| If you're new to the channel, drop us a follow. | |
| Guys, it's been 43 minutes since a Prime. | |
| Can you guys test out? | |
| I think our Prime is bugged. | |
| I think it's broken. | |
| Can somebody drop? | |
| That's a new one. | |
| Haven't seen that. | |
| Can somebody test out the Twitch Prime? | |
| Guys, I don't know what's going on. | |
| I think our Twitch is bugged. | |
| Twitch.tv/slash whatever. | |
| We're going to be doing Madison exclusive streams on there, so be sure to tune into those. | |
| And if you're watching on YouTube, oh Nick, can you pull up the thing in the middle here? | |
| Guys, we got 12,600 watching on YouTube, 2,000 on Twitch. | |
| So one, like the video, and then two, hop on over to twitch.tv/slash whatever. | |
| We are going to be doing some really good streams over there, too, that are not going to be on YouTube. | |
| So thank you guys. | |
| I really appreciate all the support on that. | |
| Now, we're not yet. | |
| I'll lower it in a moment. | |
| Andrew, we were going around the table on the rating thing. | |
| You had something. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Yeah, I was going to pick on the pilot a little bit, even though you know now it's in good fun, right? | |
| It's in good fun. | |
| I was just going to ask, do you think that you're the prettiest girl in the room? | |
| Absolutely not. | |
| Who do you think it is? | |
| This one in the hat. | |
| The one in the hat. | |
| Facially. | |
| Just face. | |
| The you. | |
| I forgot your name. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Madison. | |
| Now, she rated herself an eight. | |
| This means that she must disagree with the gal in the black who rated herself as a 10. | |
| Why would that be? | |
| Well, my opinion is only my opinion. | |
| I know. | |
| I understand. | |
| And I'm only asking about your opinion. | |
| Since it is your opinion that Madison over there is the prettiest girl in the room, but the girl in the black rated herself as a 10. | |
| Yes, that one you're just looking at. | |
| Why would you rate her as less than Madison? | |
| What are the features that you would pick out that you think are less good than the features that Madison has? | |
| I certainly think she's gorgeous as well. | |
| I don't think there's anything. | |
| Yeah, I'm sure you do. | |
| Not you and not Brian either. | |
| I think you're all pretty. | |
| My personal taste, I think her long straight hair is really pretty. | |
| Not that yours is bad. | |
| I just think hers is prettier for me. | |
| But whatever. | |
| They're both hot. | |
| They're both great. | |
| I feel like that's such a weird question to ask. | |
| Like, oh, pinpoint what you find. | |
| What is a weird question? | |
| I just told you what the weird question is. | |
| Oh, I think that's a weird question. | |
| I didn't ask the question. | |
| I told you. | |
| But if you do, I think whatever feature questions you have are weird then. | |
| I mean, saying it's a weird question is meaningless to me. | |
| But perhaps you can tell me instead, instead of giving me your emotional state, tell me instead what it is that you think is problematic about the question. | |
| I feel like it doesn't really get anyone anywhere. | |
| She has a certain standard that, like, just like everyone, everyone finds everyone differently attractive. | |
| That's how it works. | |
| That's how attractive no works. | |
| That's how shit is. | |
| So what? | |
| It does seem like it's a stupid question, though. | |
| I agree with you. | |
| What exactly? | |
| Like, where does that get you? | |
| Well, so let me explain. | |
| If you and I agree. | |
| I think it's just sort of a pretty odd question to ask. | |
| I thought you wanted an explanation. | |
| No, I didn't. | |
| I just wanted to let you know. | |
| Oh, you don't want an explanation? | |
| You just want to vent? | |
| You just want to vent your emotions? | |
| Okay, well, go ahead and vent your emotions. | |
| I'll wait. | |
| I did miss this guy. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Well, then I'll give you the explanation. | |
| I didn't think that's the question. | |
| The explanation is that if it is a subjective standard and each individual has a subjective standard, and I agree that they must, then when you're rating, when each individual is rating themselves, it occurs to me that it could be possible that they're not telling the truth about their rating. | |
| And one of the ways that I've found that I can test that is by simply asking them to rate the person next to them. | |
| As it turns out, suddenly they have a much more objective standard as to what beauty is than when they're rating themselves. | |
| So it's possible that their subjective cue, they're not being honest with it. | |
| So that's why I asked the question. | |
| Does that make sense? | |
| It does. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So I guess it's not a weird question after all. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| So you're a 10, and then you two gave yourselves a 10, is that correct? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, into the mic, please. | |
| So, do you have lip filler? | |
| Yes. | |
| Do you have lip filler? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Have you guys had any other cosmetic procedures done? | |
| No. | |
| Just the lip filler? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Were you a 10 before the lip filler? | |
| Always. | |
| You too? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It didn't make that much of a difference, to be honest. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But if you were a 10 before the lip filler, why get the lip filler? | |
| Because I had one unsymmetrical lip. | |
| So you weren't a 10 then? | |
| No, I was a 10. | |
| Well, you just stated you were not perfect in some dimension. | |
| Yeah, okay, but that just made me 11. | |
| The lip filler made you 11, so you went over the rating scale. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't know if math works that way, but. | |
| So, yeah, so let us pretend for a second that 10 means perfect. | |
| Absolutely flawless in every single dimension you can think of. | |
| Everyone, by beauty, brains, whatever it is, right? | |
| You're a perfect 10. | |
| That means flawless. | |
| If you were to work on something you considered a flaw, then how could you logically also think you were a 10? | |
| Because flaws are still like beautiful. | |
| Like everyone's got flaws. | |
| Everyone's got incredible. | |
| Then why change them? | |
| Because you feel like it sometimes. | |
| Oh, you feel like it? | |
| It's not because it's a flaw? | |
| No. | |
| Okay, so then it's not a flaw, so then why do anything about it? | |
| It makes no sense. | |
| I mean, because some flaws actually do make you less or more confident, regardless of the fact. | |
| So if you know that one of your certain flaws will make you more confident if it's no longer a flaw, then you might want to change it, even if it's temporary, like filler. | |
| Like, they don't have to have filler for the rest of their lives. | |
| It's such a temporary thing. | |
| Okay, I agree with you. | |
| So I think that your argument here makes sense. | |
| You can have flaws, which can increase your confidence, and you can have flaws, which do other things for you. | |
| But then you consider them flaws if you fix them, right? | |
| I consider them flaws either way. | |
| But then perfect, if perfect means absence of any flaw, which is what it means, then how can you be a 10 and perfect if you have a flaw that you need to fix? | |
| Because if you're using that skill of 10 perfect, there's no one human that's perfect without any single flaw. | |
| So why even have that be an option? | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| So since it isn't. | |
| You don't think that there's any people who have like a perfect beauty standard? | |
| No, there's definitely people who fall into the perfect beauty standard, but even them will themselves tell you that they have some flaws. | |
| They can name them. | |
| Some, maybe, but maybe some won't, right? | |
| I'm not going to just concede that all people who you would consider a 10 would say that they're flawless. | |
| But let's ask this then. | |
| Maybe assuming that now you all know that 10 means perfect without flaw, how would you rate yourselves then going back around the table? | |
| Shit. | |
| Do you only want answers from the girls who said 10? | |
| No, just all of them. | |
| If 10 means flawless, without flaw, that's what perfect is. | |
| How would you rate yourself soon? | |
| Then I'm a zero. | |
| I have so many flaws. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Okay. | |
| Honestly, I don't know. | |
| That's such a hard question. | |
| I don't know if to say nine or also say zero. | |
| It's like, I don't know. | |
| Like, how do you rate your flaws in that way, you know? | |
| Like a six to eight. | |
| Same, six. | |
| I always try to say, I always try to stay confident. | |
| So I try to, you know, embrace my looks and whatnot, but I'm whatever you want me to be. | |
| What does that mean? | |
| Like, I'm just looking for a self-assessment. | |
| If 10 meant flawless, if 10 means without flaw from a beauty perspective, not personality, nothing else, just pure beauty. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What would you rate yourself? | |
| Would you say 10, flawless, nothing needs to ever be changed? | |
| Or some other standard? | |
| I haven't planned on changing anything. | |
| So I didn't need to. | |
| So you're flawless. | |
| Yeah, I'm flawless. | |
| So there's nobody, so then I just want to make sure I understand this correctly. | |
| There's nobody in that room who's prettier than you. | |
| I mean, these beautiful women next to me are stunning. | |
| Like, I love their looks. | |
| They all suit their looks. | |
| I know, I know you love them. | |
| But if you're without flaw and you're the standard of flawless, there can be no woman there who's prettier than you, right? | |
| I rate everybody in here a 10. | |
| That's it. | |
| But don't you agree that all of you look different? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Then how can all of you be without flaw? | |
| Would you rate a 10 who has an ugly personality a 10? | |
| Yeah, I'm just talking about strictly beauty standards. | |
| That's it. | |
| I mean, but. | |
| Not what's on the inside, what's external, not what's internal. | |
| But what's on the inside oozes on the outside, so we can't just have like what we're talking about. | |
| Yeah, but let's assume for a second I'm just walking down the street. | |
| I don't know anything about you. | |
| I'm just looking at the externals. | |
| I'm not looking at the internals. | |
| I can't talk, I'm not talking to you. | |
| I don't know anything about you. | |
| I'm just purely looking at the visual aesthetic. | |
| That's all I'm after here. | |
| From the visual aesthetic of 10 being perfect and everything below that not being perfect, what would your self-assessment then be? | |
| Why? | |
| Well, because again, I think that often people can be very dishonest, especially women. | |
| I'm not going to lie. | |
| They can be very dishonest about their actual self-assessment of their own beauty standard. | |
| And so often what they'll do is they'll all claim that they're tens. | |
| But then when we get into what is flawless and what is not, they quickly change their assessment when they have to point it another girls being prettier or not as pretty as them. | |
| You can tell pretty quickly that they're not exactly telling you the truth. | |
| Okay. | |
| Can you move yourself? | |
| I mean, does that make sense? | |
| Sure. | |
| Am I way off base? | |
| No. | |
| What did you want? | |
| Let's get it this way. | |
| Got you. | |
| Edge of the. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Got you. | |
| No, that makes perfect sense. | |
| Yeah, that's all. | |
| That's all I'm asking for. | |
| Same thing that we answered, right? | |
| We're just looking at the aesthetic. | |
| If there was a 10 who was a perfect man, right? | |
| Like the perfect aesthetic of the most beautiful man on planet Earth, I'm definitely way below whatever that threshold is. | |
| So that's all I'm asking here, right? | |
| That's all I'm asking here is the same thing. | |
| So she says that, no, she's without any flaw. | |
| However, every woman in there must then be also without flaw because she's not the prettiest girl there. | |
| Do you think that that's honest? | |
| Doesn't that sound somewhat dishonest to you? | |
| I don't care. | |
| Yeah, I know you don't care, but the answer to the question is, does it sound dishonest to it? | |
| Yeah, but that doesn't make her like a liar. | |
| That's it. | |
| She's not. | |
| I'm not saying it. | |
| Well, doesn't it, though? | |
| I mean, if it sounds dishonest to you, like that means not telling the truth, what would you call that besides a liar? | |
| An exaggerator. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Fair enough. | |
| I'll grant exaggeration. | |
| Maybe hyperbole, right? | |
| Maybe we'll just go with hyperbole. | |
| We'll go with hyperbole. | |
| Okay. | |
| So she's being hyperbolic when she says a 10. | |
| So that means from your assessment, not a 10, right? | |
| She's not a 10. | |
| Because, I mean, you're not without hyperbole. | |
| Without hyperbole or exaggeration, is your assessment she's a 10? | |
| I'm not an aesthetician, nor do I do medical assessment on people's ratios on their face. | |
| I'm just asking for your subjective opinion. | |
| That's it. | |
| I think if she feels like a 10, she's a 10. | |
| Good for her. | |
| Yeah, I know, but from your subjective opinion of the aesthetic of what you see. | |
| So my perception of beauty is a little bit different in terms of I would rather hear what a person has to say and then I can determine whether or not they're pretty or not. | |
| Yeah, I know, but assuming you can't hear what she has to say, you can just look visually and that's it. | |
| What's the assessment then? | |
| 10. | |
| That's the assessment then is a 10. | |
| So then every woman in there is a 10, including you? | |
| Or are you saying you're less pretty than she is? | |
| I didn't say that. | |
| Well, then, is every woman there a 10? | |
| Sure. | |
| Okay, so then why didn't you rate yourself a 10? | |
| Because I didn't feel like it. | |
| So you were just being dishonest? | |
| No, I was just being very honest and vulnerable in the moment of my honesty. | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| All right, we can move on for the question, but I just wanted to kind of get that out there. | |
| You can see why, from my perspective, it would seem like, yeah, a lot of women might be dishonest about this. | |
| And when it puts the question, it turns out they have wildly different answers than the ones they actually gave initially. | |
| Just say it. | |
| Just saying. | |
| All right. | |
| So still, I don't know if there's been any adjustments. | |
| Still 10, 10, 10? | |
| Then I'll keep myself. | |
| That's literally a question that just was asked. | |
| Still? | |
| Sure. | |
| I mean, it's how I view myself. | |
| You guys are entitled to your own opinions. | |
| Like, if you want to knock my confident boost, then go for it. | |
| I don't really care. | |
| I don't take that into consideration. | |
| Still 10? | |
| Yeah. | |
| But just so you know, the intent here is not to make you less confident or to in some way insult you. | |
| That's the opposite of the intent. | |
| In fact, the intent is just to see if when we're talking or discussing this, if you can have a realistic perspective or not. | |
| Okay, end of discussion. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Wait, are you really that? | |
| What? | |
| I just want to. | |
| I rend on me. | |
| Let's all just rate ourselves once. | |
| Yeah, without anything. | |
| And then you'll be happy. | |
| Why don't you rate us? | |
| Why don't you go around the table and rate us? | |
| I mean, question for you. | |
| Okay, I rate myself a one. | |
| So, question for you on this. | |
| I mean, do you think there's some degree of do you think beauty is at least to some degree objective? | |
| No. | |
| It's purely subjective. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think that everybody like that. | |
| I reckon by your confidence, you're automatically a 10. | |
| Closer to the right. | |
| I reckon everybody in this room is a 10. | |
| I think. | |
| Okay, so if a woman has a big hump on her back and she's 90 years old and she's decrepit and she answers the door and goes, wait, what? | |
| All right, that's a 10. | |
| Really? | |
| Because she's confident? | |
| I just want to hear your honest answer. | |
| She has a hunch on her back. | |
| She has a unibrow. | |
| She's bald. | |
| She's literally bald from age. | |
| Literally, that's a 10 from your perspective. | |
| I just want to make sure I got that clear. | |
| I think my 102-year-old grandma cauliflower is a 10, yes. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| And you're being honest, right? | |
| Yeah, I'm just honestly. | |
| There's no reason for us to, in any way, that you are being honest with us, that you actually would think that. | |
| Okay, well, I wouldn't rate anyone lower than a 10. | |
| Like, I didn't see why. | |
| Well, then it means nothing. | |
| Then perfection means nothing. | |
| Oh, your opinion is a one. | |
| If everybody is perfect, then guess what? | |
| Then I'm a 20. | |
| I'm 25. | |
| In fact, I'm the most handsome man who's ever lived on the face of the earth because perfection means nothing. | |
| There is no perfect. | |
| Everybody's a 10. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| So tell me I'm the most handsome man alive. | |
| Yes, you are, but you're. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| I knew it. | |
| I knew I was. | |
| But your opinion is a one. | |
| Very, very kind of you. | |
| Yes, but your opinion is a one. | |
| You're handsome. | |
| You are handsome. | |
| No, I'm the most handsome man who is in existence. | |
| Yeah, you are. | |
| I'm perfect. | |
| I'm without flaw. | |
| Yeah, I'd get on my knee and propose to you. | |
| You are. | |
| Yeah, you're awesome. | |
| I knew that you were. | |
| So, but hang on. | |
| Brian's also a 10 and perfect, right? | |
| Yeah, he's a 10 too. | |
| Yeah, he's a 10 and perfect. | |
| In fact, there's no man you can think of who's not the most richest man you've ever seen, right? | |
| What? | |
| There's not a single man alive who's not the most gorgeous man you've ever seen, right? | |
| Yeah, that's right. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's like sometimes my type is very questionable, too. | |
| Have you ever turned a man down to date you? | |
| Because you didn't think he was good looking enough? | |
| No, I actually never have. | |
| Never. | |
| Never, I swear. | |
| One of the ugliest men on planet Earth who ask you out, you're going to go out with them. | |
| Yeah, I would. | |
| So that he has like a lot of people. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Andrew, why do you question the honesty of some of these women? | |
| Well, case in point, that's why. | |
| Come on. | |
| Really? | |
| Nick, lower the volume. | |
| Really? | |
| It's peeking. | |
| Really? | |
| What? | |
| I wasn't even listening. | |
| What did you say? | |
| You weren't listening. | |
| I was saying that you've never turned a man down because he wasn't handsome enough for you. | |
| I mean, I've actually never even like. | |
| I don't even talk to many boys. | |
| So I haven't even been asked on a date. | |
| Would you turn a man down because he wasn't handsome enough for you? | |
| No, I actually wouldn't. | |
| Now, so if a 95 geriatric humpback with Unibrows man came over to you with a filled up diaper and he was wearing depends and said, would you like to go out with me? | |
| You would say yes, right? | |
| I mean, I guess so. | |
| Oh, I guess. | |
| That makes you happy. | |
| Whatever you want to do. | |
| Total honesty from the women on this panel. | |
| Okay, thank you. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Yeah, whatever you want to hear. | |
| Oh, later, later, later. | |
| But thank you for reminding me on that. | |
| I'll write that down. | |
| You know what? | |
| Let's do the Luis Guzman and the Francisco. | |
| What's his Francisco Lachowski or whatever? | |
| Let's do comparison really quick. | |
| If you can get those pulled up, Nick, I'll pull up these chats while we're waiting. | |
| Thank you guys. | |
| Luis Guzman and then Francisco Lechowski, Francisco Lachowski or something? | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you, Eric, Greg. | |
| Thank you. | |
| If everyone is a 10, then no one is a 10. | |
| Guys, we did lower the TTS and Reed to. | |
| It's 100 for Reed. | |
| TTS is now 200. | |
| We lowered it now. | |
| So if you want, get some inboys. | |
| Let me know when you have that, Nick. | |
| I'm going to trigger this. | |
| Lol Paladins donated $200. | |
| 41-year-old man. | |
| I've had 300-plus sex partners, but only six relationships. | |
| I would love to have another relationship, but it's hard to find a woman worth it. | |
| Even I would not date a girl. | |
| Good for you, Lol Paladins. | |
| Did we just lose Andrew? | |
| Do you have it ready, Nick? | |
| Yeah, I got it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright, we're going to show you two men. | |
| Yeah, I don't know why it's hiding Andrew. | |
| It's not a huge thing. | |
| Okay, so this is Luis Guzman. | |
| Okay. | |
| Actor, famous actor. | |
| Scroll down a little bit. | |
| Let's see some of those other photos. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right, pull up the other guy. | |
| And this is Francisco Lachowski, male model. | |
| Are you prepared to state that they're equivalent physical attractiveness? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| You're ridiculous then. | |
| Okay. | |
| They're both just as attractive. | |
| Yeah, actually, like, honestly, I find the first guy more attractive for the one. | |
| The one that, the second one, looks too nice. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, he looks like a little bit more. | |
| He looks too good. | |
| He looks too clean. | |
| Okay, so hold on. | |
| Okay, here's the question. | |
| I'll ask the whole panel. | |
| Would you prefer to date to date, marry, and have children with? | |
| Date, marry, have children with. | |
| Guy number one or guy number two? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Depends on his personality. | |
| Let's assume they both have good personalities. | |
| Let's assume they're both not psychotic kind of. | |
| Yeah, let's just assume they both have good personalities. | |
| Okay, then both. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Okay, one, fine. | |
| Number one. | |
| Let me ask you a question. | |
| How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning? | |
| Like I'd have low blood sugar and hungry and tired. | |
| Okay. | |
| What was the first one? | |
| You gotta pick one. | |
| You gotta pick one. | |
| Okay. | |
| I didn't get the point for that. | |
| Yeah, moving on. | |
| Sure, go ahead. | |
| It's all good. | |
| Sure, one. | |
| You gotta pick one. | |
| You pick the first guy? | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| Or the second? | |
| It doesn't matter to me. | |
| It doesn't matter. | |
| You have no preferences when it comes to looks. | |
| it comes to physicality no it's like they could be obese let me can they be obese no No, because then you're not taking care of your body and your health. | |
| So the first guy, the first guy, he's not obese, but he is chunky. | |
| He's fat, right? | |
| He's a little chunky. | |
| Okay, that's. | |
| Okay, obese is an overstatement then. | |
| Because that man is not obese. | |
| He's one single one. | |
| Yeah, he's not obese, but he's chunky. | |
| Yeah, we can manage his glucose intake. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm not really attracted to men at the moment, so. | |
| You've dated men before, though? | |
| Okay, that's fair. | |
| That's fair. | |
| What about really, really, really fat women? | |
| Would you date one of them? | |
| Can you scoot your mic this way? | |
| And scoot into the table, please. | |
| Well, no, because my type is women who look like me, so. | |
| Okay. | |
| So then there's some standards, some beauty standards that you have to. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm not saying that I wouldn't find her attractive, but I wouldn't want to date her because my type is, you know. | |
| All right. | |
| Which do you pick? | |
| One. | |
| You pick one. | |
| You pick the first guy. | |
| The first guy, Luis Guzman. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I agree with that. | |
| I don't think that the second guy's attractive at all. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| You don't think the second guy is attractive? | |
| He looks like he's a little bit. | |
| Yeah, he kind of looks like a lady boy. | |
| Not that I'm against him, but that's not why. | |
| He's perfect, right? | |
| Can I ask someone that you guys think is really attractive so we can have something to compare it to? | |
| Okay, well, who? | |
| Michael B. Jordan. | |
| Michael B. Jordan for you too? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wait, can you scoot your mic this way, please? | |
| I honestly don't even have any celebrity crushes to share with you right now. | |
| The amount of cope. | |
| The amount of cope that's going on. | |
| Well, you know what? | |
| Men are more visual, anyways. | |
| Like, women, that's why we're more about feelings and how. | |
| Yeah, assume both of those men will give you good feelings. | |
| Okay, whatever. | |
| Your answer to the question? | |
| I was getting a drink, forgive me. | |
| No, you saw the two guys. | |
| Oh, which one? | |
| Which of the two guys would you rather date, Mary, have kids with? | |
| One of them looks way too young for me. | |
| Okay, assuming. | |
| Age him forward a bit. | |
| How about that? | |
| Yeah, he's you physically the model is better looking. | |
| That's why he's a model. | |
| I don't know how cool or fun or nice or all that the others are, so I'd have to meet them and see about personality. | |
| But physically, the model is better looking. | |
| Which would you rather date? | |
| Number one. | |
| Number two. | |
| There we go. | |
| I want to congratulate you for not going along with the herd. | |
| Not going along with the sheep mentality here. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Number one. | |
| Number one. | |
| Number two kind of look like a boy, and I want a man. | |
| Yeah, that's so true. | |
| What if I told you he's, I think that guy's 31, 32. | |
| Yeah, but he still has like a boy mentality. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, you don't know anything about his mentality. | |
| I assume they're like the same. | |
| Personality. | |
| Just look different. | |
| I look like I weigh more than him. | |
| And I think I date. | |
| I'll give you all this. | |
| Number two is more attractive, for sure. | |
| But number one, like. | |
| Okay, fair enough. | |
| What about you? | |
| I would go with number one because I've dated guys that looked like number two. | |
| Well, maybe I'm out of colour. | |
| I have dated guys that looked like number two before. | |
| I much prefer the bad vibe. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Guys that are muscles are too hard to lay on. | |
| And for the soldiers, show of hands. | |
| Law Paladins donated $100. | |
| Oh, what the hell? | |
| So much code. | |
| If he slid into any of their dishes, they'd love to be saying the model isn't hot as ego protection because they assume they'd be rejected. | |
| Sorry, there's a mix of people. | |
| He's making a living out of it. | |
| Law Paladins, appreciate it, man. | |
| I also am not a huge fan of white guys. | |
| Two? | |
| I didn't look. | |
| I don't know what they look like. | |
| Okay, sucks to be you. | |
| Indeed, it does. | |
| What were you saying? | |
| I'm also not a huge fan of white guys. | |
| What's your preference? | |
| Black. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| He is. | |
| Is your ex-husband black? | |
| Mexican. | |
| You ever dated a white guy? | |
| A couple. | |
| I mean, I did go to school in West Texas. | |
| So there's a lot of white guys. | |
| There are a lot of white guys. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, I don't know if we're going to figure anything out with the whole rating thing. | |
| What would you prefer? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Files gay? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Fels gay? | |
| No, like, seriously, think about. | |
| Actually, for one, you'd be a hop, and for the other, you'd be a bottom. | |
| I feel like he'd be number one, to be honest. | |
| I'm just not. | |
| I'm not answering this question. | |
| That's why. | |
| Why not? | |
| I ain't answering that question. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Brian, I'm also curious to see what you and Andrew would rate us. | |
| Like, what do you think is more attractive? | |
| Like, you don't have to be gay, but like, you're sharing. | |
| Oh, well, would you want your son to be able to do that? | |
| I feel like number one, because he kind of looks like Drake. | |
| He feels a bit older. | |
| I think that's totally fair. | |
| If you really want me to do a rating, I'll do one. | |
| As long as the counter is true to you, let's start with you guys. | |
| Go around, do rating on me, and then I'll go around and do rating on you. | |
| That seems fair. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| So, quickly to answer your thing, though, like, just objectively, yeah, number two is more physically attractive. | |
| Really? | |
| Yes, I can objectively look at different men and make assessments about this guy's more attractive than this guy. | |
| You could be a casting director for that. | |
| Seriously. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's why he made a living out of it. | |
| But also, when you're dating model types, they're, I mean, one, they're workout obsessed, and two, like, they don't let you order what you want to at dinner. | |
| You're just good, right? | |
| Okay. | |
| It's really personal. | |
| So I don't know if we get into that, but you were suggesting that you wanted the guys to rate all the girls. | |
| Yeah, I have to see what your perspective was. | |
| I don't make it a habit to do that. | |
| I would only do it if the girls were fine with us rating them. | |
| Otherwise, I'm not going to do it. | |
| So I'm just going to leave that to the girls. | |
| I don't care. | |
| We beat this horse dead, so yeah. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| You can opt out if you want. | |
| Do you want to opt out? | |
| Do you want to opt out? | |
| Oh, sure. | |
| You're fine. | |
| Yeah, you can write me. | |
| Fine, fine. | |
| I'm going to grow. | |
| I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. | |
| You're fine with being rated? | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, I'm fine. | |
| You're fine with being rated. | |
| Fine with it. | |
| So it's just, is it just you who's opting out? | |
| Totally, I'm fine with it. | |
| She said she's fine with being rated. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Do you guys want to rate Andrew first? | |
| I think he he wanted to be rated first. | |
| I think you're an eight. | |
| Can we still not say seven? | |
| Yeah, eight. | |
| No, no, I think you could say seven. | |
| So, six. | |
| Seven. | |
| I think you're a ten, but your opinions are just not valid. | |
| Okay. | |
| Given that we're like not the same age and you're not someone who I'd go for, probably like a five. | |
| A ten for sure. | |
| Five. | |
| Say like a four. | |
| Yeah, I agree with your own self-assessment. | |
| Okay, go ahead, Andrew. | |
| So I'll start from right to left, and I'll do it from my own subjective kind of viewpoint. | |
| So I would say three, two, five, two, one. | |
| That was so hot. | |
| Starting here, right? | |
| Yep. | |
| That made me like you even more. | |
| I know. | |
| I'm so attracted to you. | |
| Yeah, now that you rated me a two, it just made me so much more attracted to you. | |
| It's so attractive. | |
| It's just turned on. | |
| I mean, if we're going to just troll, then let's just troll. | |
| I love a really good one. | |
| I think you're so serious. | |
| No, like, I'm actually serious. | |
| I love men that don't like me. | |
| Yeah, it's so hard. | |
| I'm actually serious. | |
| I'm actually serious. | |
| You're just speaking of me. | |
| I'm so serious. | |
| You know what? | |
| I need a diamond ring. | |
| Can you go buy one for me? | |
| Can you get on that? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I would never get on my knees. | |
| If I send a PayPal account, will you send me some money? | |
| Who are you talking to? | |
| You. | |
| Oh, you're talking to me. | |
| Yeah, I'm a 10. | |
| I'm beautiful. | |
| I'm gorgeous. | |
| I'm everything you ever wanted in a man. | |
| Yeah, can you? | |
| If I send you my PayPal account, will you send me some money? | |
| Here, I'll send it to you. | |
| What's your, I just want to make sure you're going to send me some cash. | |
| Yeah, ready? | |
| I'll send you 0.1 cents. | |
| Oh, got it. | |
| It doesn't sound like you're as into me as you at first kind of alluded to. | |
| It seems like perhaps your trolling has backfired here then. | |
| Backfired. | |
| Backfired. | |
| Okay. | |
| And I don't really feel like rating the girls. | |
| I'll just say those of you who said you're tens, you're not 10s. | |
| I'll just leave it there. | |
| What do you rate yourself? | |
| Five. | |
| Why do you rate yourself five? | |
| Let's see. | |
| I need to lose some weight. | |
| I'm rocking a dad bod right now. | |
| Not perfect skin, not perfect facial symmetry. | |
| There's probably, I could articulate it further, but yeah, I can. | |
| You have great hair. | |
| It's starting to go. | |
| You need a fade. | |
| You're funny. | |
| It's starting to go. | |
| Actually, what? | |
| You should get a fade. | |
| It'll look good. | |
| A fade? | |
| Yes, okay. | |
| It looks good. | |
| We need a seat booster for Madison. | |
| I'm going to grab one because I'm going to go back. | |
| Okay, perfect. | |
| All right, let me read a chat. | |
| We have Killer of Cereal. | |
| Would the Sistine Chapel look just as good if it was covered in spray paint tags and littered with garbage? | |
| A picturesque city looks same with heroin addicted homeless intense. | |
| Question mark. | |
| A 10 is a 10. | |
| Delulu lemon. | |
| Delulu. | |
| Delulu. | |
| Delusional. | |
| Thank you for killer of cereal. | |
| Appreciate it, man. | |
| Thank you for your message there. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Well, thank you, Stifler, for that question. | |
| We're going to go into some of the pre-show notes here. | |
| So let's get right into the pre-show notes. | |
| Hold on just one moment here while I just check over a couple things. | |
| You studied, who was the one who studied sociology? | |
| Is it you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Is it you? | |
| Actually, wait, I did have a question. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Actually, I'll wait till Madison's back for that one. | |
| So, starting with Imogen? | |
| Imogen. | |
| Imogen? | |
| Iwo Jima, what? | |
| Yeah, that. | |
| That thing. | |
| Alright, so you said that you disagree on people not accepting sex work and judging us for it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you disagree that people don't accept sex work? | |
| I mean, everyone has their own opinion, but like, does it mean that you have to say it out loud sometimes, kind of thing? | |
| Mm-hmm. | |
| Okay. | |
| And you object to people judging. | |
| You for it too. | |
| Yeah, but like I don't really give a shit either. | |
| Like say what you want to say. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm chill, I don't really care. | |
| Okay, do you object to men? | |
| Let's say a man doesn't judge a woman necessarily, but would you object to a man refusing to date a woman because she does sex work? | |
| I mean, that's like your opinion. | |
| Like would you object to that? | |
| I mean, I think it's stupid, but I think it's stupid, yeah, but like. | |
| Do you think it's insecure? | |
| Like a guy who wouldn't date a sex worker, it's probably because he's I think it could be that, but also because he doesn't really want a girlfriend that's gonna be like online and like naked and stuff, which I do get that side as well. | |
| But yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| Do you agree? | |
| Yeah, I feel like any man that loves you will love you no matter what. | |
| So if you want to be a little bit more than that. | |
| Okay, the question is, do you object to men who would not who refuse to date a woman who's a sex worker? | |
| Oh, no. | |
| No objection there. | |
| You're a sex worker too. | |
| Do you have any, huh? | |
| People should date who they want if he doesn't want to. | |
| Okay, no objections. | |
| Okay, you're not, you do OnlyFans or no? | |
| No? | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Moving on to Shy. | |
| You had an Instagram story that I thought was interesting. | |
| You said you have an Instagram highlight that says, come see why my family hates me. | |
| That's just like that note. | |
| Pardon? | |
| No, I didn't post that. | |
| I had like managers on my Instagram running my accounts. | |
| Like I run my OnlyFans account, but I had managers on there and they were just trying to get traction, like viewers to the story to go and subscribe to my OnlyFans at the very start. | |
| Yeah, no, it was like. | |
| No, my family actually don't care what I do. | |
| They don't care. | |
| They have an opinion, but they know if they were to diss me for it, then I'd still do it anyway. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And your father totally cool with it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Father, totally cool with it? | |
| I mean, not really. | |
| Not really? | |
| No. | |
| What did you say? | |
| Pardon? | |
| I mean, at the start, obviously they were upset, but then again, like, I'm an adult and I can do what they want. | |
| Obviously, they're not happy about it, and they're not going to tell me, like, oh, yeah, like, do it. | |
| But, yeah. | |
| Not happy about it, but yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| We have Leah Welch. | |
| Leah Welsh? | |
| Leah? | |
| Leah. | |
| Leah. | |
| I'm looking to one day get married. | |
| Actually, I'll come back to that a little bit later. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Caitlin. | |
| You said the only unique story I have is that I go to UCR and you're dating a guy from UC Riverside, and your parents who are happily married also met at UC Riverside. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| You said that you think dating in this generation is hard because it's really hard to find genuine people nowadays. | |
| And you think that's on both sides, both men and women. | |
| They're hard to find genuine people. | |
| So what's like an example of somebody not being genuine? | |
| I mean, somebody who's using you for, I don't know, sex. | |
| That's disingenuine. | |
| Somebody who is not loyal to you, that's also disingenuine. | |
| Okay. | |
| Is wearing makeup disingenuine? | |
| No. | |
| Like it doesn't change your physical appearance at all? | |
| I mean, I think it enhances it. | |
| It doesn't change it any or at all or nothing? | |
| I think certain types of makeup can change. | |
| Okay. | |
| Just quick. | |
| I know a lot of people. | |
| I showed you the two photos of those two different men. | |
| Would you feel deceived, for example, if a guy, you thought a guy had a full head of hair, but he actually wears a toupee? | |
| Would you feel deceived at all? | |
| No. | |
| I like bold men. | |
| Only if he's like, hey, this is my real, real hair. | |
| Yeah, like if he's like six months in and he's never once shown you the toupee and you find it out, I would honestly be a little hurt. | |
| But like if he starts off the date by like, ha ha, look at my toupee, and you're like, okay, that's cute. | |
| I mean, but at six months, like if you didn't notice the toupee, that's very true. | |
| Okay, so you guys, I mean, when it comes to the makeup thing, you guys don't think like makeup can be disingenuous? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Never. | |
| It looks like a beard. | |
| How is it like a beard? | |
| You shave. | |
| Some men will shave off their beard and they completely different person, for example. | |
| I was looking at your Instagram account before I came, and I think maybe that'd be like, you actually look so different. | |
| Yeah, I look different. | |
| Yeah, you look like a baby. | |
| Even without a beard. | |
| Yeah, you look like a baby, but now you look like a grown man. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So it is kind of like makeup. | |
| You're hiding your face. | |
| A little bit. | |
| I feel like that picture was really a long time ago. | |
| What's that? | |
| Like you were a lot younger. | |
| Yeah, a lot of those, a lot of my, hold on. | |
| Nick, I'm going to send you something. | |
| I'm going to show you guys two comparison photos. | |
| Nick, you're going to have to open image new tab on both of those photos. | |
| And I'm going to show you two photos before after makeup. | |
| Actually, we have a bunch of tabs open still for the makeup stuff, right, Nick? | |
| Pull up the one I just sent you two, please. | |
| If you can. | |
| Is it still kicking Andrew off for some reason? | |
| It's not a big deal, but. | |
| So you're going to have to open image and new tab on both of those. | |
| Let me know if you see both. | |
| Yeah, I see both. | |
| Okay, get those pulled up. | |
| Also, this one came through. | |
| Grid 2 ghost. | |
| Did I read this one? | |
| The ladies who rate themselves at 10 are lying to themselves because their embrace of pride has prevented them from being honest. | |
| They are saying confident. | |
| What they really mean is self-deception. | |
| Okay, grid two, ghost sports, go-kart sports. | |
| Thank you, bro. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| It seems to not be pulling them up in the way that we want them to be. | |
| It's showing the Reddit thing. | |
| That's fine. | |
| If it's showing the Reddit shit at the top. | |
| Yeah, it's just it's hard to even see it. | |
| I'll show you the F. | |
| Okay, F11. | |
| Make sure it's F11 up. | |
| Oh, that's strange. | |
| I tried to open it up. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I might have to save it. | |
| Yeah, just save the images to file and then just get them pulled up. | |
| So we are going to show you guys two different images. | |
| Guys, go to twitch.tv slash whatever and drop us a follow in the Prime sub if you have one. | |
| And Nick, try to get those as quickly as you can, please. | |
| So twitch.tv slash whatever. | |
| Also, speaking of that, we did lower the read and TTS trigger. | |
| Read is 100 and up. | |
| TTS is 200 and up. | |
| If you want, get some in. | |
| We'll get those pulled up momentarily. | |
| Like I said, twitch.tv slash whatever. | |
| And that, thank you. | |
| Do you have them? | |
| Almost. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| One moment. | |
| Pulling up some photos. | |
| And then remind me, Nick, we'll go through the other ones too, okay? | |
| We'll just go through all of them. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| It's still bad? | |
| Just, oh my god. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's just do the other ones. | |
| Just do the other ones then. | |
| I don't know why it's doing that, but it's annoying. | |
| Oh, well. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| I'll look it. | |
| We might have them in the drops. | |
| Just pull up the other ones. | |
| So is this just like enhancing? | |
| That's a beautiful? | |
| Yeah, that's for sure. | |
| Okay, well, let's assume you could achieve this, and I think you can achieve this through makeup. | |
| You don't think this is deceptive at all? | |
| No, you can clearly tell she's like really beautiful, even on the far right picture. | |
| Yeah, but her lips are different. | |
| Like her lips are a different shape on the AI. | |
| Oh, that's shoe. | |
| She doesn't have the cupid's bow anymore. | |
| Her nose is smaller. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And her face is like blurred. | |
| She's really pretty on the right side, though. | |
| Next one, Nick? | |
| Like, AI wasn't even needed. | |
| Okay. | |
| Her nose is totally different. | |
| I mean, that could be achieved through makeup. | |
| Is that even the same person? | |
| It's not. | |
| She has a context that. | |
| She's contouring. | |
| Yeah, why is she in the same top? | |
| But where did her earrings go? | |
| She has been to her eyes now. | |
| How did her eyelids appear? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You can use like real pictures next. | |
| That's not. | |
| This is a real picture here. | |
| This is a real picture. | |
| I don't believe so. | |
| Yes, it's a real. | |
| But she looks beat up for sure, but like. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Rude. | |
| You should show us a video of the simple casting. | |
| Nah, nah. | |
| She doesn't look beat up. | |
| She's a 10, remember? | |
| She needs to be a little bit more. | |
| Definitely a 10. | |
| Next. | |
| Okay, that was a good one. | |
| She looks pretty. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Yeah, she looks gorgeous. | |
| Next. | |
| Oh, that one's really good, too. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's good. | |
| Whoever's the makeup artist says that. | |
| Yeah, I'll just ask you. | |
| Pretty good. | |
| Next. | |
| Because I've been like her before. | |
| We can play this. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Growing makeup. | |
| What the? | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| Is there next? | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| All right. | |
| There you go. | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| Not deceptive at all? | |
| Not disingenuine at all? | |
| No, because you can just wipe it off. | |
| It's not like there for life. | |
| Okay. | |
| I feel like the most deceptive part was the AI in the Photoshop, which it could have been done by the person who got the picture, or it could have been done by the person who posted the picture. | |
| Who knows? | |
| Doesn't really make a difference, but I feel like that's the most deceptive part. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you guys don't think makeup changes somebody's physical appearance for the better? | |
| It enhances it for sure. | |
| Right, so they're more attractive then? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, so you're changing your physical appearance. | |
| That's not how you genuinely look. | |
| Is the blank canvas ugly before the painting? | |
| That's not what I'm arguing. | |
| I'm just saying, is it disingenuine to like blast filters, blast makeup, etc.? | |
| But to who? | |
| Disingenuine to yourself, to your partner, to God? | |
| Yeah, this is it. | |
| So within a dating context, if you go on any dating app and you like look at the women, their first photo filter makeup. | |
| They might not even have one singular photo. | |
| That's why I disagreed with the fact that AI and the filter in the Photoshop, that is deceptive because you wouldn't, even if you're using a picture from 10 years ago, that's deceptive. | |
| You should be using current pictures of what you look like and what you, yeah, present yourself as. | |
| That's it. | |
| If you look like that on a day-by-day basis, if you do bridal makeup every single day, then why would you not post a picture of your bridal makeup? | |
| Because then you're going to, if you post a picture of you with no makeup and then the guy's like, oh my god, you're so beautiful, sees you in person with bridal makeup, he's going to be like, what the hell? | |
| Yeah, who is this? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So what's really more deceptive? | |
| Between what? | |
| It's about presentation. | |
| What's more deceptive between what? | |
| Did you just hear what I said? | |
| I said, posting the picture of what you genuinely look like on a day-by-day basis or posting the picture that, like you said, you're bareface if you wear the bridal makeup every single day. | |
| So you're saying it would be more deceptive to post a picture of you without makeup if you wear makeup every day. | |
| Yeah, because you. | |
| That's what you actually look like. | |
| No, but if you wear makeup every day, that's what you present yourself like. | |
| So why would you want a woman showing you that this is what she looks like? | |
| You find her beautiful, but then every day, every day. | |
| Then she's doing a deception every single day. | |
| Yeah, but like, why wouldn't you want to see that from the start? | |
| If you don't, she looks like a bad thing. | |
| If you don't believe it's deceptive, then I'll make a deal with all of the women at the table who think that a beard like this is just as deceptive as the makeup which is worn. | |
| I will right this second go upstairs and shave this beard off. | |
| If you guys will take the makeup wipes and wipe all of your makeup off right here. | |
| I'm saying right now. | |
| I have to veto this. | |
| It's going to be way too disruptive. | |
| Okay, but why did Rubber save a message to wear makeup? | |
| Hold on. | |
| That's literally not true. | |
| That's true. | |
| No, it's literally not. | |
| It said. | |
| Makeup and hair. | |
| No, We said be makeup and hair ready. | |
| That's not telling you to go ahead and wear makeup. | |
| That's assuming that if you do opt to wear makeup, don't come into the studio and take 10 minutes in the bathroom to put it on here. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Well, be more specific because the new people wouldn't know that. | |
| Like when I seen the message. | |
| I wasn't going to wear makeup here. | |
| And then I seen the message and I was like, oh, okay, I better wear makeup. | |
| The reason we say be makeup and hair ready is so that women don't show up and spend 20 minutes in the bathroom getting ready when we need to get the show. | |
| Yeah, that's like a show business term. | |
| That's like super normal. | |
| It's not, I don't care. | |
| If you show up with makeup, cool. | |
| If you show up without makeup, totally cool. | |
| But that's not me saying you have to show up with makeup. | |
| Check me. | |
| I mean, she's Australian, man. | |
| She doesn't speak English. | |
| What are you trying to say? | |
| They don't speak English. | |
| It's different there. | |
| Here is all about showbiz. | |
| Yeah, but there's a difference between saying, if you're already going to do something, make sure that it's been applied prior to you arriving. | |
| Anyways, that's not a major thing, but we don't specifically instruct people. | |
| You have to wear makeup. | |
| That's just what it looked like. | |
| But I mean, would you guys agree in this? | |
| This is one of the largest IRL podcasts in the world, by the way. | |
| Would you guys actually agree if I shave my beard to grab the makeup wipes? | |
| And he has the makeup removers right there to remove your makeup while you look at the camera for the rest of this podcast if I shave my beard because I'll make that deal with you. | |
| I would for sure. | |
| It has to be consensus. | |
| Would all of you do it? | |
| They all have to do it. | |
| Andrew, I think it's going to be a little too disruptive, to be honest. | |
| I just want to hear their answers. | |
| Would you do it? | |
| Yes. | |
| Yep. | |
| I would. | |
| Yeah. | |
| See, I think Brian fucked it up because you said, we could have called her bluff, Brian. | |
| We could have called her bluff. | |
| But, okay, I don't think any of you would, honestly. | |
| I don't think that you guys would actually wipe your makeup off right here live. | |
| Okay, if I shave my beard. | |
| If we each show a picture of us without makeup, would you still shave your beard? | |
| No. | |
| What I'm asking is in a consensus, right? | |
| Like, some of you can be uglier than others, so if you have your makeup off, it might not mean anything, right? | |
| But some of you, I think, have second faces on. | |
| So I think that many of you would disagree with this assessment and would not actually take your makeup off while you're on one of the largest IRL podcasts in the world with all these eyes on it. | |
| I don't believe it. | |
| Would you take your makeup off? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Would you? | |
| Yes. | |
| Would you? | |
| Yeah? | |
| No. | |
| No? | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I'm only wearing masks. | |
| No makeup? | |
| Yes. | |
| I mean, but I nine times out of ten, I'm not wearing makeup. | |
| Yeah, I was also going to say she's like not even wearing any makeup. | |
| Yeah, she's not wearing any makeup. | |
| Could be interesting. | |
| You know what? | |
| It could be interesting, but Andrew, your beard, I need to keep you with the beard, man. | |
| I got to veto this because I need to get it. | |
| Weird girls are back, but what they actually look like lasts forever. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Well, I mean, does like lash extensions count as makeup? | |
| Yes. | |
| You have to take all that shit off. | |
| I'll shave the beard. | |
| You got to take off all the extensions, all the eyelashes, all the makeup. | |
| You take all that shit off, get right back on camera so everybody can see what you actually look like. | |
| See, the thing is, this is an interesting thing, right? | |
| So I was talking with my wife who was recently on whatever, and I would tell her, I would come home and I would be baffled. | |
| I would say, I go back and I watch these videos, and these chicks don't actually look anything like this when I'm in front of them. | |
| What the hell is it? | |
| And she was like, what are you talking about? | |
| Until she went herself and she was like, you're right. | |
| They don't. | |
| Imagine what they would look like without all of that makeup and all that shit on. | |
| It's almost like a different person. | |
| So I'm happy to do it. | |
| I'm happy. | |
| I'll literally go upstairs right now, shave this whole thing off right down to the bear if you guys also do the same exact thing. | |
| And by the way, by the way, we can make a deciding factor here here. | |
| I can bribe Brian. | |
| Somebody send in a champagne pop and then he'll do it. | |
| You know my weakness, Andrew. | |
| I know your weakness, right? | |
| Send in the champagne pop. | |
| And then if all of them already agreed, we'll do this shit. | |
| My eyebrows. | |
| So to be clear, we get a champagne pop. | |
| Andrew will shave his beard. | |
| You'll do it. | |
| Yes. | |
| How many makeup? | |
| I might not have enough. | |
| All of them will do it. | |
| They all agreed, except for the pilot, right? | |
| She was the one, but we'll leave her out. | |
| Fine, that's fair. | |
| I got five. | |
| I got five makeup lights, so we would do, we would do you, you, you. | |
| She doesn't want to do it. | |
| And I guess you too. | |
| Yeah, we'll do, I mean, just because that's the only one. | |
| I mean, all of them said yes. | |
| So we get a champagne pop. | |
| All of them minus the pilot said yes. | |
| Let's wait. | |
| I got baby wipes. | |
| I got baby wipes. | |
| What is that? | |
| Maybe those will work. | |
| Anyways, we'll come back to it. | |
| If anybody wants to send one in, we'll come back to it. | |
| I'll read a couple chats here. | |
| We have, actually, Maddie, can you read these? | |
| The Australian girls are so hot. | |
| I think their names are Emmy and Shai. | |
| Ask them what their type is. | |
| By the way, Andrew, you're an ick. | |
| Andrew, you're an ick. | |
| They're giving the ick. | |
| I mean, that's fair. | |
| Okay, there it is. | |
| What are your guys' types? | |
| My type is tall, muscular, tattooed, mean. | |
| I like nasty men, and I also like, yeah, that's about it. | |
| What about you? | |
| Same. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| We should like still think that, like, so basically, everyone's a 10 out of 10, but that's a preferred top. | |
| But that's like appreciative. | |
| Wait, because I was going to, you said tall and muscular. | |
| That has a lot to do with your physical appearance. | |
| I thought everybody's kind of, everyone's a 10 and a half. | |
| Look, you would have a preferred type, wouldn't you? | |
| Do you not? | |
| So that means you're creating a hierarchy. | |
| Someone can still be a yeah. | |
| No, but let's look at binary, right? | |
| So if we do binary, one or zero. | |
| Okay. | |
| So tall, muscular dude, short, obese dude. | |
| One's a yes, one's a no. | |
| I just want the main. | |
| But you're creating a hierarchy. | |
| Okay, okay, okay. | |
| Any of them, but I want the meaniest. | |
| I want the main one. | |
| Yeah, the criminals. | |
| The main ones. | |
| I like the main ones. | |
| Yeah, criminals. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You'd like criminals. | |
| Yeah, I love criminals. | |
| Maybe, did we get into that? | |
| What do you mean when you say you like criminals? | |
| Bad boys. | |
| Like felons or? | |
| Huh? | |
| You said like felons or? | |
| Yeah, that. | |
| Like people who commit murder. | |
| Oh, maybe not that far. | |
| Yeah, not that far. | |
| Just like gun charges and like the small fruit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What about scammers? | |
| Yeah, I like scammers too. | |
| I used to be. | |
| You guys relate? | |
| What? | |
| You relate as well. | |
| I mean. | |
| No, I was only Jakey. | |
| Okay, you said you guys are attracted to criminals. | |
| Like, what kind of crimes then would they have committed? | |
| Well, I actually haven't dated anyone. | |
| So. | |
| You find them attractive, though. | |
| What kind of crimes would they have committed? | |
| Probably, like. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know, but not as far as murder or rape or anything like that. | |
| Nothing like that. | |
| But I think, like, maybe, I don't know, maybe just defense. | |
| Just a what? | |
| Defense within themselves. | |
| Their crime is defense? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Yeah, they have that. | |
| Is it a battery charge? | |
| Like, they assault somebody because out of defense. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It wouldn't be a crime if it was in self-defense. | |
| They could still be put into jail for at least a few days before. | |
| Well, they might be arrested, but in terms of the purpose of the case. | |
| Nothing to do with hurting anybody or anything like that. | |
| What about like money telling you? | |
| So drugs? | |
| Is it drugs? | |
| Yeah, drugs. | |
| They're hot. | |
| They always hot. | |
| What about people who defraud? | |
| They've always got the money to look after themselves. | |
| What about people who defraud elderly out of their money? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Wait, what was that? | |
| They defraud the elderly out of their money. | |
| What was that? | |
| What is defraud? | |
| Elder financial abuse. | |
| Like, they steal money from old people, they still. | |
| Oh, that's me. | |
| Oh, that's good. | |
| Nah. | |
| Nah. | |
| That's not an immediate no. | |
| You have to do it. | |
| Nah, I don't have anything. | |
| Nothing to do with robbery or anything like that, but drug dealers are hot. | |
| They've always been hot. | |
| Okay, drug dealers, cool. | |
| What if they sell drugs to children? | |
| Well, honestly. | |
| Still fine with it? | |
| This is a kid's decision. | |
| Like an 11-year-old? | |
| Kid's decision. | |
| Well, I mean, that's not attractive. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| He's a drug dealer. | |
| Yeah, no, he's a drug dealer, but like a drug dealer to an extent. | |
| Ah, okay. | |
| There's limits. | |
| You know, like, from like 18 above at least. | |
| Why would I be okay with him selling drugs to like 11-year-olds? | |
| You think somebody who's inclined to be a drug dealer is going to make that? | |
| I mean, sure, there might be some drug dealers that make that distinguishment. | |
| Is that a fucking word? | |
| I think it is. | |
| Sure. | |
| But there's probably drug dealers who have no qualms with selling to, like, high schoolers, for example. | |
| No, I don't agree with that. | |
| But I honestly, if I had to describe one, I'd probably say Pablo Escobar. | |
| He's hot. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He murdered people. | |
| What? | |
| Pablo Escobar murdered people. | |
| Oh, well, maybe not that part, obviously. | |
| I'm talking about the drugs. | |
| I'm talking about the drugs where they've all got tunnels and stuff. | |
| That's hot. | |
| She wants the cool stuff. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But I don't even do drugs myself. | |
| I just find it hot that they sell it. | |
| All right, detective, he says it's the equivalent of a man walking around with a banana stuffed in his pants. | |
| Okay. | |
| True. | |
| True. | |
| It's also, look, I think it's also would be the equivalent of a guy who had like inserts in his shoes that made him like three or four inches taller. | |
| Or a guy who just lies about being six inch, or six inches. | |
| Six feet. | |
| Six feet. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| On these dating apps, they'll actually be 5'9, 5'10. | |
| Can you, uh, yeah. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Sorry, guys, we have birth control alarm go off there. | |
| One sec, guys. | |
| I need to pull up my notes on this. | |
| I would say that wearing makeup is the functional equivalent of a guy who works at McDonald's saying he's an attorney. | |
| That's not that that's like the literally not it's literally literally no figuratively actually figuratively the equivalent. | |
| Figuratively, the equivalent. | |
| You're confusing catfishing with being a sociopathic liar. | |
| Like, wearing makeup doesn't make you a sociopathic consequences the same way that lie would. | |
| So do you guys agree that men are primarily visual in terms of what they're attracted to? | |
| Sure, 100%. | |
| And can we manipulate the visual for men to like us more? | |
| Sure. | |
| Some women do more than others, but some women wear minimal makeup. | |
| I don't think it would be criminal for a man to lie and say he's an attorney in the dating context. | |
| I think that's literally. | |
| no no no okay so if he was that can just bar him if he would ever No, no, no. | |
| If he was actually practicing law, yes, that would be illegal. | |
| I'm pretty sure he wouldn't get it. | |
| But just telling some chick, yeah, I'm a lawyer, I think it's wrong. | |
| It's not illegal. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's wrong, for sure. | |
| It's the moral equivalence of wearing makeup for a woman. | |
| I didn't say moral equivalent. | |
| I said in terms of impact. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| You're welcome to disagree. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But you know what? | |
| You're right. | |
| It's not the equivalent. | |
| Makeup has a way bigger impact than some dude lying about his job. | |
| No, makeup will make a guy who otherwise maybe wouldn't be as attracted to you or attracted to you at all versus the lawyer lie might help out a little bit. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| And mess him up in the long run. | |
| Mess, what do you mean? | |
| If he wants a relationship with her. | |
| What if he's just trying to hit? | |
| Oh, great. | |
| What if the woman's just trying to hit, so she wears makeup? | |
| You only have to see that for one night. | |
| Do most women want that? | |
| They're just trying to hit. | |
| Hypotheticals. | |
| Anyways, I got to move things on. | |
| Thank you, Detective there. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| You almost got to. | |
| Hypotheticals, hypocritical. | |
| Hypotheticals, hypocritical. | |
| Maddie, can you read this? | |
| Training the suits in the back for the draft so they can vote. | |
| Do the ladies know what Western feminism is? | |
| Eastern feminism was not about voting or property rights. | |
| Comrade Drew, can you enlighten? | |
| Who's Drew? | |
| Oh, Andrew. | |
| I think that was for you, Andrew. | |
| No, I don't know what he means by Eastern feminism. | |
| To my knowledge, when I say feminism, we're talking about specifically the rejection of patriarchal systems. | |
| If you're saying Eastern feminism, I think we're talking about, and you're saying it's something different than that, then we're talking about two things which aren't alike at all. | |
| So I wouldn't even call them feminism. | |
| Okay. | |
| Thank you, Andrew. | |
| I have a question for Maddie, and then you two. | |
| Would you, do you, do you? | |
| I already know what you're going to say. | |
| You should have just let me answer the question before you are finishing it. | |
| I've never dated an Asian guy, no. | |
| That's racist. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| Did you date an Asian guy? | |
| I've dated a Filipino guy before. | |
| Yeah, that counts. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And your dating head. | |
| Asian guy. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What do you girls think about Asian women who refuse? | |
| I don't refuse to. | |
| To date. | |
| Okay, fine, fine, fine. | |
| What do you think about Asian women who refuse to date Asian men? | |
| I think I prefer like ones. | |
| I mean, she just says she just prefers, so that's her. | |
| I'm sorry, Brian. | |
| He did clarify on the super chat. | |
| He's talking about Bolshevik feminism. | |
| My bad. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, but the question still stands. | |
| What do you think about Asian women who refuse to date Asian men? | |
| Any thoughts there? | |
| I mean, personally, like, I'm not super attracted to Asian people. | |
| They have to be like a specific type of Asian? | |
| Yeah, like a specific look, I guess. | |
| Like Vietnamese guys? | |
| No. | |
| Like, not like a particular race or ethnicity. | |
| You only date, like, how's it? | |
| Hmong? | |
| How do you say it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You only date the Hmong? | |
| No, just like if I think. | |
| Or you're more of a light color. | |
| Like if you're like Asian, I think you're cute. | |
| Sorry, sorry, sorry. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Like if you're Asian and I think you're cute, like it doesn't have to do if you're like Korean, Chinese, or whatever. | |
| I just think you're cute. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But also, like, I think I'm more particular on the type of Asian guys that I think are cute. | |
| The type of, and you don't mean like different type of, you just mean like type of who they are as a person? | |
| Or do you mean like type of Asian? | |
| Like type of Asian, because I don't like necessarily have a type. | |
| Or I wouldn't say I like I'm drawn to certain Asian people. | |
| It's just like if I think you're attractive, then I think you're attractive. | |
| What about you? | |
| Your boyfriend, is he Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese? | |
| He's Chinese and Portuguese. | |
| Chinese and Portuguese? | |
| Okay. | |
| But what do you think about the women who refuse? | |
| Asian women who refuse to date Asian men? | |
| I mean, that's their choice. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's fine. | |
| I think they're really racist. | |
| What's that? | |
| I think they're really racist. | |
| You think they're racist, man? | |
| You think they're race traitors? | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| But I thought you've never done it again. | |
| You're wrong. | |
| Oh, my bad. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| You just assumed that. | |
| All right, cool. | |
| Moving on. | |
| So we have, oh, Andrew, did you want to address the chat? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. | |
| So when he was referencing Eastern feminism, he was talking about the distinction between Western feminists wanting land liberation and Eastern feminists being against that. | |
| They're two different things. | |
| But when I'm talking about feminism specifically, in the case of this panel, I'm talking about a rejection of patriarchal systems or modern feminism. | |
| Okay. | |
| Moving on in my pre-show notes here, going to Amy. | |
| So Amy, you're a pilot, a model, and a high-end companion. | |
| So do you consider yourself a sex worker? | |
| So it's a funny thing. | |
| According to the sex work community, I'm not totally one, but according to the general public, I am. | |
| So I guess it depends who you ask. | |
| Can I have you just scoot your mic to the edge of the table, like that corner? | |
| Perfect. | |
| Thank you, thank you. | |
| When you say the general public, I'm assuming that you mean more people when you say general public. | |
| I mean, I certainly haven't talked to anybody, but I sort of, yeah, I date, I am only attracted to wealthy, generous men who provide for me. | |
| That's all I've ever dated in my entire life. | |
| It's all I ever would. | |
| I'd rather be single than split bills. | |
| So, yeah, that is how I like to live. | |
| But like, like right, like escort type of women have told me that I don't qualify as one. | |
| So I'm not sure why. | |
| Do you not consider yourself an escort? | |
| No, they tell me that I don't qualify because I don't do the same stuff and live the same way. | |
| But I very much think sex work should be decriminalized. | |
| And I think even if you hate it, the way we handle it in America is harmful. | |
| But that's a different discussion. | |
| Well, I'm happy to get into that discussion. | |
| But before we do, you are, I'm just curious. | |
| What are you bringing to the table besides your body to these men who are taking care of you? | |
| You'd have to ask them. | |
| I'm asking you. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You'd have to ask them. | |
| They're the ones who want to date me. | |
| So, from your perspective, what do you bring? | |
| Me. | |
| So, what does that mean? | |
| I mean, you'd have to ask someone who loves me why they love me. | |
| I'm not a mind reader. | |
| No, I'm not asking you to be a mind reader. | |
| I'm just asking you are on the other end of this relationship. | |
| I assume you know what you bring to the table of the relationship, right? | |
| If somebody loves me, then and I love them, then I keep dating them. | |
| I don't really worry about the why. | |
| So, you don't know what you bring to the table? | |
| I don't really give it that much consideration. | |
| Well, if you had to guess, if you had to take the attributes you think that they're after the most, what would you say they were? | |
| Don't know. | |
| I'm not a mind reader. | |
| You've never even asked? | |
| Never. | |
| Nope. | |
| You've never asked, why do you love me? | |
| No, why would I ask you? | |
| You never asked, why do you like me? | |
| No, that's an awesome. | |
| You never asked, what are the things about me that you adore? | |
| No. | |
| You've never asked any of those questions? | |
| I have not. | |
| So then, essentially, you're just giving them sex, and in exchange, they're giving you money, and that's it? | |
| Hopefully not. | |
| Well, then, what else is there? | |
| I don't know. | |
| You'd have to ask them. | |
| I mean, if you don't know, then I mean, I'm asking you. | |
| You're on the other end of the relationship. | |
| That's kind of an odd answer, right? | |
| So if somebody were to say, what do you bring to the table between you and your wife? | |
| You say, well, you can ask my wife. | |
| If they say, well, but I'm asking you, what do you think you bring to the table? | |
| I think I would have pretty good answers for what I think I bring to the table. | |
| You don't have any? | |
| No, not for you. | |
| What does that mean? | |
| Not for me. | |
| Does that mean you have answers for somebody else who's not me? | |
| No. | |
| No, you don't have those either? | |
| So you just don't have any answers at all? | |
| Correct. | |
| Okay. | |
| Very good faith, by the way. | |
| I'm a little confused, though, because so you said you're a high-end companion, but you don't, just so I have this correct, you don't consider yourself an escort? | |
| I sort of thought it was similar with very much longer relationships, but in the sense that I like men who provide for me. | |
| So I thought I was, kind of, but with extremely long and deep relationships, but people in my industry say that I'm not. | |
| Yeah, so I don't know what you would call me. | |
| I don't really think about it a lot. | |
| So you have a website, it says world's most exclusive model. | |
| All of that was written by my lawyers for SEO. | |
| I've never actually read it, so I don't know what it says. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| So, I mean, if a guy contacted you and wanted to go on a date with you, aside from, I guess, paying for the meal, I mean, would you charge him for your time to like go on the date? | |
| I would never date a guy who didn't provide enough for the vacation, the outfit, the wardrobe, everything else, too. | |
| For a first date? | |
| I mean, yeah, I don't know. | |
| Yeah, so like a new guy comes into the picture. | |
| He's asking you out for the first time. | |
| I guess what does he have to do for the date to actually occur? | |
| It's been years, but many things. | |
| I've got to like him a lot. | |
| I've got to want to. | |
| And yes, he has to be very generous. | |
| Yeah, so when you say very generous, though, I'm looking for something a little more concrete. | |
| Like, so you mentioned like wardrobe, he has to pay for clothes. | |
| Even on like first-time meeting, he has to pay for your clothes. | |
| It depends what the plans are. | |
| I mean, again. | |
| He's taking you a nice steak dinner in New York. | |
| Yeah, I'm going to expect an outfit. | |
| I'm going to expect shop. | |
| Usually, you know, they send you to their personal shopper, and then the car picks you up at 7:30 and, you know, all the standard stuff. | |
| It's pretty normal where I live. | |
| Can I ask this maybe a different way? | |
| Let us assume for a second that you met an attractive man in an age bracket that you thought was fantastic. | |
| He said, listen, I want our relationship to be purely material. | |
| I just want to have sex with you, and in exchange for that, I'm going to take care of whatever it is your material needs are. | |
| You wouldn't date him? | |
| No, that's vulgar. | |
| And the answer would be no. | |
| Well, why is it vulgar? | |
| You said purely material. | |
| Yeah, it's purely material. | |
| Yeah, no, it's not for me. | |
| So then there's something additional to the material that is valuable, right? | |
| Yeah, so what are those things about you that are additional to the material that are valuable? | |
| For me to agree to go out with him, I've got to like him. | |
| And hopefully, if you like, I know you like him, all that's established. | |
| But if the material itself is not the thing, if there's additions to that from your perspective, what are those additional things about you other than your body, the material that you think they're interested in? | |
| I don't know. | |
| If he's asking me out, I assume he's interested. | |
| I'm more concerned with whether I want him or not. | |
| By the way, Andrew, I sent you a text if you could check it really quick. | |
| Okay. | |
| Regley Goldiger. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Yep. | |
| So I'm a little confused, though. | |
| Maybe it's just a question of definitions here. | |
| Sorry, I'm trying to get my notes pulled up, but they're not coming. | |
| I mean, so you don't have clients? | |
| It's been years. | |
| So did you used to then? | |
| Like, you don't. | |
| Are you. | |
| I don't want to put words in your mouth, but did you used to escort? | |
| I thought that was sort of similar, but I've been told by that escort community that that is not what I am. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| So there's no, like, let's say you go on a first date with a guy. | |
| Is he ever just giving, like, here's a thousand bucks? | |
| No, that'd be a bit reductionist for me. | |
| I'd say no to that. | |
| But you've never, like, you've never been on a first date where there was like a, I'm not talking sex here. | |
| I'm just talking like going out on the date where he just gave you like, here's $5,000. | |
| Here's $1,000. | |
| I've had men send me more than that and never meet me. | |
| Tons of them. | |
| So all things happen. | |
| Okay. | |
| I have one quick follow-up I was just curious about. | |
| I have a close friend of mine. | |
| He's in the chat on my end right now who's a pilot. | |
| And he was just wondering if he could walk us through how you land a plane. | |
| What kind of plane? | |
| Any kind of plane. | |
| Well, they differ. | |
| The over-the-gate speed is different based on the type of aircraft. | |
| Just pick one. | |
| Yeah, pick whatever. | |
| Piston, turboprop, jet, like whichever one you want, whichever one. | |
| Well, so you pick any. | |
| You set up 45 to the downwind. | |
| You set up, turn base, turn final. | |
| There's things that happen during that. | |
| And then you touch down, wheels first, then set the nose down. | |
| There's whether you do. | |
| Let's pretend for a second I'm on a plane, whatever plane you pick, and I'm like, I'm the passenger. | |
| Hang on, I'm the passenger, right? | |
| And I have to land this plane because the pilot had a heart attack and he died. | |
| And you're walking me through it. | |
| What's the first thing I do? | |
| First thing you're going to need to find where the push to talk is, declare Mayday. | |
| They're going to give you progressive instructions. | |
| You might be able to land it. | |
| That'd be tough. | |
| But yeah, first you're going to need to talk to Tower. | |
| Mayday, Mayday. | |
| The plane's going down. | |
| What do I do? | |
| What's the next step? | |
| You're going to have to talk to Tower. | |
| All this is going to come at you pretty fast, faster in turbine than it is in Piston. | |
| But it depends on the type of aircraft you're in. | |
| If you have any other flight crew, I would request that. | |
| It doesn't matter what it is. | |
| It does matter. | |
| It matters a lot. | |
| It matters a lot. | |
| Okay, whichever will pick one. | |
| It doesn't matter which one. | |
| Well, the reason it matters a lot is because all the variables change depending on making money. | |
| So let's pick one. | |
| Let's pick any of them. | |
| Whichever one you want. | |
| Pick one. | |
| Okay, so like I said, are you in the pattern? | |
| Are you 10 miles out on final approach? | |
| Are you talking to the center? | |
| Are you talking to tower? | |
| I don't know any of this. | |
| You just asked me, so I'm telling you how we fly a plane. | |
| I'm flying a plane trying to land it. | |
| I'm terrified. | |
| What do I do? | |
| A bunch of stuff. | |
| And you're going to need progressive instructions to try to live. | |
| Okay, so what do I do? | |
| What's the first step? | |
| It depends where you are. | |
| So is there retractable gear? | |
| Is the gear not retractable? | |
| The gear is retractable. | |
| Okay, so it's at a certain point. | |
| It's after you 45 to the downwind. | |
| Before you turn base, you're going to have to put the gear down. | |
| And they're going to declare Mayday, so they're going to give you the money. | |
| Listen, if you want me to talk, you listen. | |
| When I talk to you, listen. | |
| Andrew, are you thinking that she's not telling the truth about the pilot thing? | |
| I'm pretty sure this all sounds legit. | |
| I'm not saying anything. | |
| I'm just wondering if you could walk me because this pilot buddy of mine, he's saying, just walk you through how I land this plane step by step. | |
| I mean, that sounds pretty legitimate to me, Andrew. | |
| I'm not saying it's not legitimate. | |
| I'm just asking the question. | |
| Every time I tell you how to fly a plane, you interrupt me, though. | |
| When I speak, you listen, Andrew. | |
| Okay, I'm listening. | |
| Great. | |
| So, first, you're going to have to talk to people because you don't know how to fly a plane, so you're going to have to get instructions, otherwise, you're going to die. | |
| Then, you're going to get a bunch of things to do in series. | |
| There's speeds you need to be at, there's pitches, there's attitudes you need to be at. | |
| If you can get them done fast enough before dying, you might get it on the ground. | |
| It ain't going to be pretty. | |
| They're going to have the foam and the ambulances out. | |
| They're going to give you the runway, which is what Mayday does. | |
| If you're further out than that, you have more time to set it up, but it depends where you are, how close you are. | |
| They're probably going to extend your downwind, you know, give you lots of time to try to save your own life. | |
| And then after you land, you know, if it depends if it has like reverse thrusters or brakes or what the plane has, they're all different, kind of like cars. | |
| And so you're going to have to slow down and taxi off if you're not dead by then. | |
| So, you know, there's a procedure they'll walk you through as quick as they can and you'll try to live. | |
| So there you go. | |
| Andrew, I don't doubt her bona fides here. | |
| So, I mean, what's the completely honest here? | |
| I don't feel like she said anything. | |
| If I was going to explain to a person in a video game how you play a video game, it'd be like, press X, then Y, then X, then Y, then this, then that, right? | |
| I'm just wondering if you could just walk me through step by step whatever scenario you come up with. | |
| You can come up with whatever scenario you want in whatever demographic you want, in whatever city you want that I'm going down over, and how you would instruct a person to land a plane. | |
| That's all. | |
| Why is this man so mean to me? | |
| I depend nothing to him. | |
| I am not mean to you. | |
| I'm just curious. | |
| I'm finished talking to you. | |
| Okay. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Wait. | |
| Oh, there's a sound. | |
| It's too late now. | |
| Oh, good. | |
| All right. | |
| There you go, folks. | |
| You know, we're talking about aviation here. | |
| It's the what? | |
| Welcome to the Whatever Aviation podcast. | |
| Really scintillating, you know. | |
| Me personally, I'm not a big fan of flying. | |
| No offense. | |
| Get headaches. | |
| The altitude. | |
| That's far. | |
| Altitude. | |
| Anyways. | |
| All right. | |
| We just learned how to freaking land a plane. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Because, like, anyways, going back to this, so I saw a clip on your Instagram. | |
| Like, you were on another podcast, and they were asking you, like, something about money, and you're saying, well, I got like 20K from this guy and 30K from this guy. | |
| And, but these were like men you were dating over the period of time, or even some, I think you said, some men you weren't, you haven't even met in person. | |
| They're just sending you money. | |
| Yeah, that happens a lot. | |
| It's weird, but that does happen. | |
| Like how they get, like, they slide into the DMs or. | |
| Yeah, or your website or your socials or your YouTube, you know, all the stuff, and they want to give you money. | |
| It's interesting. | |
| Of the guys who you've never met in person, what's the biggest amount that a dude sent you that you never met him? | |
| He's just like, I love you, Amy. | |
| Here's some money. | |
| It's weird, right? | |
| You know about FinDom, they're FinSubs. | |
| This is their thing. | |
| Oh, you're doing like the FinDom thing now? | |
| Not formally, but it happens anyway, I guess. | |
| Okay. | |
| And it's super weird. | |
| They'll send you the biggest. | |
| I gotta think. | |
| It's a lot. | |
| It's a healthy six figures. | |
| Six, like in one transaction. | |
| Yes. | |
| Some dude sent you like a bit, like two Bitcoin or something? | |
| Any Bitcoin that you ever received crypto? | |
| No. | |
| No crypto. | |
| No, I wouldn't be against it, but no, it was a U.S. fiat and have the government got half of it because it's income. | |
| Oh. | |
| You're welcome, state and feds. | |
| No, it's income, right? | |
| I thought if you write it as a bad thing. | |
| Do you know any like the gift exemption, I think, this year is like 12 or 14 grand. | |
| I'd have to look up with the IRS, though it's more than that. | |
| And I don't mess with tax fraud. | |
| Oh, fair enough. | |
| Do you know any like gay dudes that like just send people money without meeting them? | |
| Right? | |
| Because I'll take a couple bucks. | |
| You should, sir. | |
| Throw me a few dollars. | |
| You should. | |
| Got them. | |
| As long as I don't have to meet them, like, shit. | |
| I mean, that's kind of what you're getting right now with the... | |
| Whoa, wait. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| That's kind of true. | |
| Very good. | |
| There's a couple women. | |
| There's a couple of men and they want to be able to do that. | |
| No ladies. | |
| They are ladies. | |
| I need a couple ladies to throw through a couple of TTSs. | |
| Okay. | |
| How do you know it's not ladies behind the screen? | |
| There's some. | |
| We got some. | |
| It's just the names. | |
| Beat in cheeks. | |
| Probably a dude. | |
| Probably a dude. | |
| Probably a guy. | |
| But okay, so also, I don't know if I can, you, in your pre-show messages, you said you previously worked in two industries. | |
| Are we at liberty to mention those? | |
| After undergrad, I did my undergrad at Cal and I worked in biotech for a couple years. | |
| And then I did an MBA in LA and I worked in oil. | |
| Okay. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| Yo, thank you, ABCH. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Like oil, when you say you were? | |
| I was in the investor relations of a small oil company that we took public and then sold. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| Wait, question, really quick, going back to the whole like dude sending you money and stuff. | |
| What about like including the guys you've met? | |
| What's the biggest like one-time transaction that you've gotten from a dude? | |
| I mean, the men that I've dated for years? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's been tons over the years. | |
| I haven't counted. | |
| Wait, can you tell us like from total collectively from one the from one guy, what's the most collectively? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Like seven figures you? | |
| Oh, sure. | |
| Any eight figures or no? | |
| No. | |
| Seven figures, though. | |
| Yeah, probably not eight, but seven, yes. | |
| Mid or low? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I've got to, I can get back to you on a. | |
| Get back to me, okay. | |
| And then total total. | |
| All men total. | |
| If you had to say how much you've made total from. | |
| Again, state and feds got half of it. | |
| Let's say pre-tax. | |
| It's a lot. | |
| Eight figures total. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Nine figures or probably not nine. | |
| That'd be nice. | |
| I would not be here. | |
| I'd be on an island. | |
| You'd have to send me a couple, a couple bucks there. | |
| I would have a bigger plane. | |
| So you said that on some issues, you're a bit more liberal. | |
| Oh, we should have gotten into this while Charlie was here. | |
| In any case, you said that some issues you're perhaps a bit more liberal. | |
| So like abortion, labor rights. | |
| On others, like marriage and family, you're a bit more, maybe more traditional? | |
| Yeah, I think most people peg me as traditional because I like men to provide and women to stay feminine and all that. | |
| But I don't have any problem with people who don't want that. | |
| Again, I like people to live the way they want. | |
| I'm kind of a libertarian in that way. | |
| And then when I said about abortion rights, I think abortion is a tragedy. | |
| I'd like to see zero of it, but I just don't think, like many other things, I don't think we can criminalize our way out of it. | |
| So that's why I said abortion rights, not because I sort of love abortion. | |
| I think it's a tragedy. | |
| Sure. | |
| I perhaps want to offer a little pushback here. | |
| I mean, you said you're a little bit on the more traditional side with marriage and family. | |
| Maybe this is like on the macro level, you do acknowledge that marriage, family, that's best for society. | |
| But in your individual case, you said that like you're currently, you've been in like two long-term relationships for 18 years. | |
| I mean, I'm assuming you don't acknowledge, like, those aren't, that's not a traditional dynamic. | |
| Yeah, I'm not married to either of them. | |
| Right. | |
| And so, I guess, how do you kind of reconcile that, the whole traditional thing, but you're dating. | |
| Well, that's why I said some things I feel. | |
| I mean, I don't know what you would you call it feminist if I like men to provide? | |
| I wouldn't call it feminist. | |
| So, traditional roles, though. | |
| I enjoy my femininity. | |
| I do some things that are sort of masculine, right? | |
| I shoot guns and fly planes, and that's kind of ascribed to men. | |
| So, but you're correct. | |
| I'm not married. | |
| That's for some reasons I'm not going to discuss on this show. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| But I'm not anti-marriage. | |
| I think if people get married, they should. | |
| What kind of guns do you like to shoot? | |
| I used to own a Glock 17. | |
| I don't own that right now. | |
| But I go to Teero Segna sometimes in Manhattan. | |
| If you behave better, you can come. | |
| It's a private club if you're ever in Manhattan. | |
| Yeah, Andrew, if you behave better, she'll take you shooting with her. | |
| Andrew's a gun instructor, but I'm a gun entruster. | |
| I mean, you can't go to Teero Segno without me. | |
| I'm a gun enthusiast myself, so I was just curious what type of guns you like to shoot. | |
| Yeah, I mean, I've shot all kinds. | |
| So, you know, Manhattan, the gun ranges limit you to a 22, which really sucks, except for Teero Segno, because it's private. | |
| But you can go over to New Jersey and shoot cooler stuff. | |
| But I've shot, you know, I used to love to go to Oak Tree when I lived here in Southern California. | |
| It's a great gun range north of the city, and you can shoot all kinds of stuff. | |
| They have skeet, trap, clay, pistol, everything. | |
| What's your, have you ever shot trap? | |
| Badly, yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What's your favorite trap shotgun? | |
| They give you a series of rifles, and I don't know much about rifles, so I wouldn't be able to tell you what brand they were. | |
| I mean, you're not shooting trap with a rifle, right? | |
| The thing that goes, well, what's it called? | |
| A squirrel that goes across the ground, and the thing that shoots in the air. | |
| That's not trap, skeet. | |
| No, that's skeet, but you're not going to do that with a rifle. | |
| I don't know what is that long gun thing that they give you at Oak Tree. | |
| I don't know what it is then. | |
| Yeah, I don't know either. | |
| Okay, whatever it was. | |
| Yeah, fair enough. | |
| You also said... | |
| was just curious you also said that you are a you mentioned this during earlier with charlie kirk an unabashed gold digger You like men to protect and provide. | |
| Do you think women should, all women should be unabashed gold diggers? | |
| Absolutely not. | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't think all women should do anything I say to do. | |
| Okay, that's fair. | |
| That's fair. | |
| Have you always been an unabashed gold digger? | |
| even at like 18 19 or did you have yeah the first uh boy I did it at 18 yes was wealthy and did was very generous Yeah, it's sort of what I would, call it a kink. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Andrew, any thoughts there on the unabashed gold digger thing? | |
| No, I was just, well, I don't know why it's so adversarial. | |
| I'm just, I'm actually just trying to kind of figure out your positions on things, kind of what your history is that you're presenting. | |
| I'm not even trying to make it adversarial. | |
| I'm just trying to kind of figure this out. | |
| But I really can't if every question I ask you, you just kind of don't answer. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't really know where to go from there, honestly. | |
| You know, like if I ask you honest questions about the gold digging thing, are you going to answer them or are you just going to be like, well, I don't know, ask them. | |
| Like, I mean, obviously you have some idea of what it is that men see in you or want in you or something like this, right? | |
| You just kind of claim, well, I have no clue. | |
| I've just never thought about it in 18 years. | |
| I mean, does that even really sound reasonable to you? | |
| Yes, it does. | |
| It does? | |
| Okay, well then, I don't know what to do with that answer. | |
| Cool. | |
| Later. | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't like him. | |
| We'll get to that in a sec. | |
| What the hell did I do? | |
| I mean, it's just, I'm really just asking you very basic. | |
| I don't know why you're so upset with me. | |
| What the hell did I do to you? | |
| Next. | |
| You don't, you don't know, you just, maybe it's the face. | |
| You just don't like the face. | |
| It could just be the face. | |
| Because sometimes people just are like, I just don't like your fucking face, right? | |
| It could just be that, right? | |
| Could be. | |
| Who knows? | |
| I don't know exactly what I've done to you. | |
| I've been very polite. | |
| I've just asked you some basic questions. | |
| I might have been. | |
| I mean, unless you can kind of point to something that I said, which was horrendously offensive. | |
| I don't. | |
| Remember in our DMs, Brian, when I said about 17 times that I came here not to argue? | |
| You've been arguing, Andrew? | |
| Have you been arguing, Andrew? | |
| I don't even feel like – I feel like I've just asked some basic – I don't feel like we've argued about anything. | |
| Honestly, I've just asked a few questions. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you wanted to talk about aging and dating? | |
| Did I say that? | |
| I think you said that. | |
| Maybe. | |
| Can't remember. | |
| Okay. | |
| But we don't have to. | |
| And then in the DMs, since you brought that up, you said you – I'm trying to think if this was like disagreements. | |
| You said, some of the enraged stuff is hard to watch. | |
| I think life's too short to be upset online. | |
| I tend to agree with that. | |
| You think being mean to people doesn't help the world, so I don't like any of the clips where people are being cruel. | |
| Maybe that's it, Andrew. | |
| She saw some of your cruel clips, but that's just me. | |
| So you said you've seen some pretty cruel episodes. | |
| Some are a bit nasty. | |
| You said you find it very cruel, enraged, clickbaity. | |
| I realize that makes money, but it makes you sad. | |
| The juvenile rage stuff is kind of pathetic. | |
| It's a show that can be so very mean and cruel. | |
| The show is often very antagonistic towards women. | |
| I just, I guess I wanted to get a better sense of what specifically, if you can, articulate specifically what is cruel or what you found cruel or mean or nasty. | |
| I can't recall. | |
| The algorithm probably showed me the most incendiary stuff because that's how the algorithms work. | |
| But when I tried to, well, I had never heard of you and the assistant connected us. | |
| And then you asked me, this is Andrew Wilson, right? | |
| You asked me if I wanted to go in with Andrew Wilson, and I told you I don't know who that is. | |
| And then you asked about Charlie Kirk. | |
| I also didn't know who that is. | |
| Now I do. | |
| Okay. | |
| So I watched some stuff before coming here and some of it was, I don't know, just kind of maybe, you know, wasn't my cup of tea. | |
| But like, can you be more specific? | |
| I cannot recall. | |
| It was just pretty, I don't know, like, yeah, clickbaity kind of stuff. | |
| But I understand that that sells. | |
| I'm, you know, no judgment. | |
| But I guess, oh, firework. | |
| Super. | |
| Like, because you said that you, okay, in the DMs, you said you saw a lot of poor young women being verbally abused. | |
| That's, I mean, so I guess what specifically did I, or someone else say, in this case, Andrew, say that you deemed verbally abusive? | |
| I can't recall. | |
| I'd have to go back and try to find it again. | |
| You don't need to give it verbatim, but what was the general... | |
| I do not, I just, I do not recall without, if you had told me to save it or send it to you, you'd have it. | |
| So. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you feel like Charlie Kirk was verbally abusive? | |
| No, I was shocked how elegant and well-mannered he was today. | |
| That was lovely. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, he was kind of simping a little bit. | |
| No, Andrew, don't say that. | |
| Don't say that. | |
| Okay. | |
| Look at her. | |
| She laughed. | |
| She knew. | |
| She was like, yeah, he was kind of simping a little bit. | |
| I saw you over there. | |
| You know which one I'm talking to. | |
| Yeah, there we go. | |
| No chance. | |
| Well, again, I mean, I would like to get a bit more of a precise answer. | |
| Again, like. | |
| I'm sorry I don't have one for you. | |
| But I can try to go back and find it, send it to you next week. | |
| I don't recall right now. | |
| Sure. | |
| We could do that. | |
| We could post-show or react to it, I guess. | |
| It's typically better to have these conversations in person, but what? | |
| So I guess what constitutes a verbal abuse? | |
| That, you know, might have been hyperbolic to use that phrase. | |
| I was just typing in DMs, but I just don't think that being nasty is cute or funny or edgy or interesting. | |
| I think being kind and helpful and looking for solutions and being positive is better for everyone involved. | |
| I think being nasty is boring. | |
| I just think it's boring. | |
| So the tone? | |
| Is it like the tone? | |
| Maybe. | |
| I don't. | |
| And maybe the words and maybe the attitude, body language, a million things. | |
| I just don't. | |
| I don't think being nasty is sort of interesting. | |
| Well, I'm giving you the floor to air your either real or perceived grievances when it comes to. | |
| Huh? | |
| It's your show. | |
| You're the boss. | |
| Well, yeah, no, that's what I'm interested in talking about. | |
| I like to hear people's criticisms of the show so I can potentially tell you what to do. | |
| This is your project and you should do as you see fit. | |
| You should not do what I think you should do. | |
| Well, I'm not seeking advice necessarily. | |
| I'm seeking out what your criticisms are so that I can engage with them. | |
| Yeah, I think some of the stuff that popped up first on YouTube was sort of ugly and I don't know. | |
| Do you recall any singular again? | |
| I don't remember which videos. | |
| I'll have to go back and look at it. | |
| Well, I don't need it verbatim, but what was the general give me something here to work with? | |
| Just cruel, you know? | |
| Okay, but when you say cruel, that has I'm gonna prod a little bit. | |
| I'd like to. | |
| Trying to make people angry for clicks and likes and money is sort of icky, right? | |
| It's icky. | |
| Well, my goal is never to try to make somebody angry, but what's can you what generally was said? | |
| Just a lot of trolling type of behavior, which I'm just don't try. | |
| You know, I'll be 48 in a few months. | |
| I just, we didn't have this when I was younger. | |
| We didn't sort of rage bait and things. | |
| I just, it's not my, it's not my favorite thing. | |
| I do a lot of broadcasting, but it's always very positive. | |
| A lot of comedians, a lot of positive stuff. | |
| I like, I just think kindness is cooler and more interesting. | |
| That's all. | |
| Okay, but what, so again, I'm looking for specifics here. | |
| I understand, and I've told you like six times we don't have them. | |
| What is rage baiting? | |
| What is cruel? | |
| What is verbally abusive? | |
| I think trolling. | |
| I think your friend here is kind of nasty. | |
| Okay. | |
| How is he, so how is he nasty? | |
| We both know that he was trying to say freezed? | |
| That'd be good. | |
| Even the computer hates it. | |
| Oh, fuck, Nick, our stream. | |
| How long has you got to be keeping an eye on this? | |
| Here, Nick. | |
| Go to the corner there in the. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I'll do it with it. | |
| We should have the. | |
| Even God hates this. | |
| I wonder when it's home time because I'm hungry. | |
| I'm so hungry. | |
| Watching Andrew makes me even more hungry. | |
| Who is this clown? | |
| I don't know. | |
| He's a triple ring. | |
| He's definitely important against me or something. | |
| Yeah, he's a horrible human being. | |
| You are explaining yourself so clearly. | |
| You guys can say this to his face. | |
| This person would be on here? | |
| He did hear everything on the pilot. | |
| That was what that whole thing was about, right? | |
| Tell me how to fly a plane. | |
| Like, I get it. | |
| You don't think I really know how to fly planes, asshole, but I do. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I think he's a very nasty person. | |
| It's pretty weird. | |
| Who is he? | |
| He probably didn't even have a friend who's not. | |
| No, of course he didn't. | |
| He just wanted to. | |
| He was trying to. | |
| And also, he doesn't know enough about flying planes. | |
| I could have been full of shit. | |
| He wouldn't have even known it. | |
| So, like, at least if you're going to try to ask me if I know what he's doing. | |
| You press bullshit of the whole thing. | |
| I know I could have said anything. | |
| This guy doesn't know. | |
| Also, what a weird. | |
| Why the fuck would I lie about it? | |
| There's 600,000 Americans who fly planes. | |
| It's not that special. | |
| It's like literally driving. | |
| It's actually easier than driving. | |
| I don't know. | |
| No, let them talk. | |
| They're talking about Andrew. | |
| I want him to hear it. | |
| Okay, so if that ever hasn't been on the music. | |
| This is not. | |
| I thought it was going to be nice. | |
| I just and they're just gonna keep at it like all night till like 2 a.m. | |
| Do I leave? | |
| It's boring. | |
| Do we leave? | |
| I thought so too. | |
| Sorry? | |
| Do people actually want to see the outside? | |
| I know. | |
| Who's itching this all night long? | |
| All right. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| Yeah, you can recall him. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| Unfortunately, our lost a bunch of people. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Let me just check. | |
| I'm going to read a couple chats while that's going through. | |
| We had to switch it over to our backup internet, which I don't know what's going on with our internet recently. | |
| Like, we've never had this issue. | |
| Anyways, Maddie, I'm going to have you read a couple chats. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Training the suits in the back for the draft so they can vote. | |
| We already read this to do the light. | |
| Oh, did we? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, my bad. | |
| Okay, hold on. | |
| You sure we read it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You're right, we did. | |
| We did. | |
| Is it really almost midnight? | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| We're getting some chats in. | |
| Speaking of, if you want, read is 100. | |
| TTS is 200. | |
| Go ahead, Maddie. | |
| My marriage was zoomed to fail. | |
| The wife insisted on having the word obey removed from our wedding vows. | |
| Question for each lady. | |
| Do you believe that it is a woman's role to obey her husband? | |
| Do you believe that it's a woman's role to obey her husband? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| I think we already addressed this earlier when Charlie was here, and he brought up that chart. | |
| So if you want to bring that chart up, that's how I feel about it. | |
| Exactly. | |
| I feel like the fact that it was under God made a really, really important point. | |
| I didn't see the chart, but no. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do I think wives should obey their husbands? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Sometimes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Not necessarily. | |
| Depends on the situation. | |
| Yes, sometimes. | |
| It depends. | |
| Yes. | |
| It depends. | |
| Sometimes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Maddie, can you read this? | |
| High-end companion equals wrinkly gold digger. | |
| Sorry, not my word. | |
| I do have wrinkles. | |
| I love them. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you, Psycho. | |
| Appreciate it, man. | |
| Do we have Andrew back? | |
| Okay. | |
| We'll read. | |
| I hit it. | |
| Maddie, can you read this one that's coming? | |
| Sorry, Andrew. | |
| Our internet's been a little bit more complicated. | |
| Oh, the pilot just got her license removed. | |
| Land the plane, rent a plane with a pilot to join the Mile High Club. | |
| What does the plane cost per flight to rent Big L to rent a used aircraft? | |
| I believe her. | |
| Okay. | |
| Thank you, Joe Murphy. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Kill of cereal. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Andrew, you should ask her what epistemology means. | |
| To the panel, would you date a homeless person who decides to be on the street and homeless even though they are rich money-wise? | |
| Okay, so to the start of that question, do you know what epistemology means? | |
| Who's this directed to? | |
| That would be, I think, the pilot. | |
| Again? | |
| Is he ever going to leave me? | |
| It's not. | |
| It's not the search for knowledge. | |
| It's things like statistics and sociology and social sciences. | |
| It's sort of the search for knowledge, as opposed to like abstract math like calculus. | |
| Okay, it had nothing to do with me. | |
| I was just reading the chat. | |
| Enough. | |
| She knew it. | |
| You seem super upset with me. | |
| I don't even know what I did that made you so adversarial. | |
| How we're doing here for that long? | |
| I haven't been here since four. | |
| When can we go? | |
| I'm joking. | |
| But what time do you guys end? | |
| I'm hungry. | |
| Yo, you guys asked to be on the show. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, I'm glad. | |
| Yo, speak in the mic if you're going to speak. | |
| I am glad to be here. | |
| I'm just hungry. | |
| There's pizza back there. | |
| There's chips back there. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's cold. | |
| Was there a second part to that question? | |
| Yeah, the second part was: would you date a homeless person who decides to be on the street and homeless even though they are rich money-wise? | |
| No, they're not rich in the mind. | |
| Yeah, also, no, there's something wrong with chewing the head if you decide to live on the streets and cosplay a homeless person. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, I believe the same thing. | |
| No, come here. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Going around the table here. | |
| Do I need to really point at you guys each? | |
| Like, if I point here, it's going to you, then to you, then to you. | |
| Like, guys, I don't need to, like, hand-hold you guys all night. | |
| Boom, boom, boom. | |
| That's how we're doing it. | |
| I thought there were pilots, so you're commenting. | |
| We're going around the table with a question. | |
| Where did we leave off? | |
| Right there, I think. | |
| I wouldn't. | |
| What was the question? | |
| Would you date a guy who's cosplaying? | |
| Bro, you gotta pay fucking attention. | |
| It's really not that hard. | |
| Would you date a guy who's homeless but who was rich? | |
| Push yourself into the table so you can speak into the microphone. | |
| No, I'm gonna say no. | |
| I don't know what the question was, but I'm gonna say no. | |
| I'm not really interested anyway. | |
| Yeah, no. | |
| No. | |
| Maybe. | |
| No. | |
| I would not. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, getting into some other pre-show notes here. | |
| Bringing it to, hold on, where do we bring it to? | |
| Okay, we did all those. | |
| We're gonna bring it back to Heather. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So Heather, you said you met your husband on Seeking. | |
| I did. | |
| What was the nature of the arrangement? | |
| Because the website used to be called Seeking Arrangement. | |
| So what was the nature of your arrangement? | |
| So we never actually had an arrangement. | |
| I mean, I was on Bumble Tenderhinge and I was really frustrated with, you know, not actually getting dates of people just wanting to Netflix and chill. | |
| My roommate mentioned Seeking to me. | |
| And she's like, it's a way to find a good high-value guy. | |
| And at that point, I was making over six figures and I didn't want to be a provider anymore. | |
| But I know on my profile, I said I was looking for a long-term relationship. | |
| And then his profile actually stuck out saying that he was looking for somebody to have a life with and to build his empire with. | |
| So we were both looking for an actual relationship. | |
| What happened, Matt? | |
| The pilot talked shit while you were gone, complaining the show's too long. | |
| Talk shit about Andrew too. | |
| Do you want to just restate what you were saying while I was not paying attention? | |
| I am getting tired. | |
| And I don't like Andrew. | |
| I got to ask you a question, though. | |
| This is an honest question. | |
| The seat that you're sitting on, is it broken? | |
| What? | |
| But is the seat you're sitting on bro? | |
| I mean, it's an honest question. | |
| Is the seat that you're sitting on broken? | |
| And the reason I ask is because you're super butt hurt and nobody knows why. | |
| Nobody has any idea why you're so fucking butthurt, but maybe you should just stop being such a brat and engage in the conversation. | |
| She likes you now, Andrew. | |
| I know you're seven years old, but maybe you can just engage in the conversation. | |
| I got one point for her. | |
| Keep at it. | |
| We like the corny jokes. | |
| The dad jokes got it. | |
| So, okay, you met your husband. | |
| Well, I mean, for the love of God, I mean, something had to make somebody laugh. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Like, you're so stodgy. | |
| Just relax. | |
| Nobody's out to get you. | |
| I'm just curious about your backstory as you've been talking about it. | |
| That's it. | |
| I don't know why you're so combative. | |
| Nobody knows why you're so combative. | |
| Maybe you just relax. | |
| Did you not believe that she's a pilot? | |
| No, it had nothing to do with me. | |
| There was a chatter who was in the chat who sent in some cash and wanted to ask that question, so I asked it. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| It did nothing to do with what I believe or don't believe. | |
| I just asked the question. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Because it didn't seem like you believed her. | |
| I don't know what that means. | |
| It seemed like I just asked some basic questions that were requested that I ask. | |
| I didn't say I believe her, don't believe her. | |
| I have no fucking idea anything about her. | |
| I'm just, I just was following up on a question which was asked. | |
| Okay. | |
| So going back to this, so you met on arrangement, but so. | |
| So she doesn't know shit about guns. | |
| I can tell you that. | |
| Nothing, nothing. | |
| Nothing about guns. | |
| But I don't know on the pilot stuff, but nothing about guns. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| About guns? | |
| So, okay, you met your husband on Seeking. | |
| All right. | |
| And were you? | |
| Okay. | |
| Had you dated other men on Seeking, or was he like the first guy that you met on there? | |
| I mean, I went on some meets with some other guys, but nothing ever really took off. | |
| And so what was the nature of their arrangements? | |
| Like, would they pay you for dates? | |
| No. | |
| Isn't that like how Seeking? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Well, yes, but I wasn't looking for an arrangement because I made my own money. | |
| But like, so why go on Seeking? | |
| Because I couldn't find guys that made more than me on. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| So you wanted to meet like a guy? | |
| Okay. | |
| And you said your husband had consulted with Fresh? | |
| Yes. | |
| From Fresh and Fit. | |
| Correct. | |
| Like a 30-minute consult or one-hour consult? | |
| It's like an hour consult to like redo. | |
| How much does he charge for those? | |
| Like $4,000? | |
| No. | |
| It's a couple thousand. | |
| Pretty sure he charges like four Gs for an hour. | |
| I think he said he paid like $400. | |
| Oh, $400. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| He got the good deal from Fresh. | |
| It's gotten way up in the last couple of years. | |
| Sure. | |
| Wait, how long ago did he do this consult with Fresh? | |
| Two, three years ago. | |
| Okay. | |
| You said he, so your husband updated his profile based on Fresh's Feet Walter. | |
| We're talking about Walter here. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then you met shortly after. | |
| So the consult was 400 with Walter? | |
| I think that's what he said. | |
| Okay. | |
| What does he do? | |
| Like, give it a little bit of a title. | |
| He gives you an image consultant. | |
| Oh, I didn't know that. | |
| How do you change your pictures if they're not good enough? | |
| So he fit. | |
| Okay, Walter helped him fix up his profile. | |
| Cool. | |
| You met your now husband. | |
| You said that he retired you when he proposed so that you could follow your dream and go to law school. | |
| Correct. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you were previously making six figures and you had a high-level corporate director job in food manufacturing. | |
| That is correct. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's cool. | |
| And so are you, how far are you into law school? | |
| I start in August. | |
| Oh, you haven't started yet? | |
| Yeah. | |
| He proposed. | |
| Wait, but if he was last year. | |
| I'm confused. | |
| You said he retired you. | |
| He retired me from my job to go into another job. | |
| I mean, he, I don't have to work if I don't want to. | |
| He is paying for law school for me because of that. | |
| Because I want to do. | |
| But I won't have to work like a crazy big law job working 80 to 100 hours a week. | |
| I have a very little niche field of law that I want to go into. | |
| Okay, what's that? | |
| Corporate food law. | |
| Oh, corporate food law. | |
| Okay. | |
| do you know how much you anticipate to uh earn like first second third year once you mean the companies i worked for we paid our attorneys 1500 an hour Okay. | |
| Corporate food law. | |
| What's like? | |
| So if companies go into a recall for a product recall, you help deal with the USDA and the FDA. | |
| Okay. | |
| Interesting. | |
| But you were already making six figures. | |
| Right. | |
| And I liked my job. | |
| I just, I needed, I needed something more. | |
| I wasn't fulfilled. | |
| What about being a wife? | |
| Didn't you say you're a stay-at-home wife? | |
| I am a stay-at-home wife. | |
| You're not fulfilled? | |
| I go to a gym and I get my hair done and my nails done. | |
| Sure. | |
| You said you were previously married to a bum for eight years who had no ambition and I made quite a bit more than him. | |
| You also had become obese while I was with him. | |
| When I left him, I decided to get my body back and you lost over 100 pounds and bettered yourself. | |
| So why? | |
| What was the breakdown or what was the cause of the breakdown of your previous marriage? | |
| I mean, I honestly almost left him at the altar. | |
| And you stayed with him for eight years? | |
| Oh, you're a Roman Catholic. | |
| I was told that divorce is not an option. | |
| And I just, you know, kept getting more depressed and suicidal and I hated my life. | |
| Okay. | |
| I ended up going to Uganda for a couple weeks on kind of a humanitarian trip. | |
| And it was really the first time I had ever been away from him. | |
| And I felt so free. | |
| Was there infidelity? | |
| Nope. | |
| Wait, you said you went to Uganda? | |
| I did. | |
| I worked with high school girls and helping them work on college stuff. | |
| I went on safari. | |
| I floated in the Nile. | |
| Okay. | |
| You wanted to talk about roles in relationships, male-female equality, and how to attract a high-caliber guy. | |
| So what did you want to speak on when it came to roles and then male-female equality? | |
| I don't really remember writing that. | |
| Your name's Heather, right? | |
| Yes, it is. | |
| Okay. | |
| No, I was. | |
| That's just what you wrote. | |
| I know I've heard on podcasts sometimes that girls think that men and women are equal. | |
| And I really, I don't think so. | |
| I think that they each bring different qualities to a relationship. | |
| And that there are things that each of them are better at. | |
| But we are not equal. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| And you said you wanted to talk about how to attract a high-caliber guy? | |
| I mean, I think one thing that a couple things that I've learned from my husband and a couple other guys that I've talked to that, you know, he networks with, but they want somebody who's in shape. | |
| They want somebody who's friendly, feminine. | |
| They do want somebody with intelligence, even though a lot of times they say that they don't care about their careers. | |
| I know I'm really good with all of his business centers and business contacts. | |
| Okay. | |
| Just playing the good wife. | |
| All right. | |
| And then I'm going to move over to Leia now. | |
| Leia, you said that you're single. | |
| You said you're looking to one day get married. | |
| And what I'm doing isn't working, so I want to get other thoughts and opinions about what to do, what not to do, where to meet quality guys looking for relationships, common red flags to spot, the possible red flags that I may need to work to improve qualities, traits, skills that guys would look for in partners. | |
| Yeah, so basically, I grew up in North Carolina, which is Bible Belt. | |
| So I've been going to church my whole life. | |
| So I've been to church looking for guys. | |
| Not really the kind of guy that I want necessarily. | |
| So I'm just trying to find other ways to maybe better myself or like maybe new ideas of where to look for quality guys, that kind of thing. | |
| So if y'all have any ideas, please let me know. | |
| I really want to be married one day. | |
| But also, I'm trying to do stuff to like better myself. | |
| So I'm learning to cook. | |
| I do own a home that I'm like, it's really fucking old. | |
| But I'm working on like fixing it and making it better. | |
| So even one day, if I do get married and we don't live in that same town or whatever, I can then like provide a little bit more money, you know, that kind of thing. | |
| So that was basically what I was trying to say. | |
| And like, that's something that me and my friends talk about all the time. | |
| Like, we always try to figure out like what our types type would be and then how we can become our types type. | |
| Does that make sense? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Where else, besides, like, the church, would you say you look for men? | |
| Like, what other extra curricular activities, I guess, would you say you do that? | |
| Mainly like just hanging out with friends, so like trying to find like mutual friends of friends, you know? | |
| It's a small fucking town. | |
| Like, you know, 90% of the people that live there. | |
| Raleigh? | |
| Outside. | |
| Oh, you're outside of Raleigh? | |
| Yeah, like we can go to Raleigh, but still, like, I've been to clubs before in Raleigh and run into 15 people that I know, and then you get like caught up doing the whole like, oh my God, even. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I want to. | |
| Yeah, you need to look for guys that are way outside your area. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Have you tried dating ups? | |
| I have. | |
| It tends to still just be a lot of the guys that I went to high school with. | |
| So yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| You said that now. | |
| You said it seems like your audience, the whatever audience, is made up mostly of the type of man you want to attract for a relationship. | |
| So I'm looking for some honest, constructive criticism for what I can be doing differently better. | |
| First off, guys, she's open to dating a whatever viewer, a whatever enjoyer. | |
| So, but you didn't want your IG in the description, so that's going to be hard for them to like slide into the DMs. | |
| I didn't think about that. | |
| I'm just not really online most of the time. | |
| The only reason why I really have social media is because for my job, I run social media accounts. | |
| So I have to kind of have one to connect so I can. | |
| But I don't think I've posted anything on social media since like 2016. | |
| I'll tell you what you guys got to do. | |
| This applies to all the women here at the table. | |
| If you want to be really attractive to a guy, there's only really one thing that you can do. | |
| Well, there's a lot of things you can do, but this is the best one. | |
| You got to do a bow. | |
| You got to bow to the guy. | |
| Like literally, literally. | |
| A bow. | |
| Hit a full respect bow. | |
| Nick, pull up the bow clip. | |
| 90%. | |
| Pull up the bow clip. | |
| Okay, here we go. | |
| Here it is. | |
| Boom. | |
| Huge bow. | |
| Did you see the bow? | |
| Did you see the respect? | |
| Did he throw this shoe at her? | |
| Probably. | |
| Look, but it was like a respectful. | |
| Look, look, she's doing the laundry. | |
| She's getting the laundry all set up. | |
| The dinner dinner is ready. | |
| Look at this. | |
| The dinner is ready. | |
| She's got my beer ready. | |
| Come home from a long day of podcasting. | |
| My noodles need to be stirred. | |
| Boom. | |
| There's the part where this is actually my girlfriend, by the way. | |
| Where she wipes your butt is shooter. | |
| Shit, I mean, sign me up. | |
| One more time with the bow. | |
| Boom. | |
| Nick didn't do the boom. | |
| What the fuck, fuck? | |
| You said you're supposed to do the boom with me. | |
| So, ladies, do you think, what do you think about that dynamic? | |
| I think that wasn't a 90-degree bow, so that wasn't respectful. | |
| It wasn't deep. | |
| It wasn't deep enough of a bow. | |
| Yeah, that was. | |
| What do you think of that? | |
| I feel like even that wouldn't be enough for the men. | |
| That's too much? | |
| Or sorry, too little, too little. | |
| Yeah, for the type of guys that are watching this, they want you to fully, fully do it. | |
| Fully. | |
| Like she said, the butt wipes. | |
| Oh, like on the ground bow. | |
| Yeah, like she needs to be on her knees and head down for a couple seconds. | |
| Shit. | |
| Damn, you don't have to. | |
| You gotta look at him in the eyes. | |
| Did you see that? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You got some good advice. | |
| That's some good advice. | |
| Shit. | |
| Sign me up. | |
| Okay, what do you think of the clip? | |
| Like, that's pretty. | |
| Would you do a bow for your boy? | |
| You got a boyfriend? | |
| No, I'm not bowing to him. | |
| Into the mic. | |
| I'm not bowing to him. | |
| You should try it. | |
| He might like it. | |
| I don't care. | |
| Here, just do it. | |
| Almost do it in a funny way. | |
| I think you should try it out. | |
| Next time you see your boyfriend, just be like, oh, hey, Rupert. | |
| Boom, hit him with a bow. | |
| That's his name, right? | |
| Rupert? | |
| I totally cool. | |
| Just hit Rupert with a fucking bow. | |
| Can you do it? | |
| Will you do it? | |
| You promise me. | |
| Just try it once. | |
| Okay. | |
| You'll do it. | |
| I promise. | |
| He might bow back. | |
| Rupert. | |
| He surely is going to bow back. | |
| Rupert, if you're watching this, if she doesn't bow to you, you're going to see him, what, tomorrow or some shit? | |
| Tonight, maybe? | |
| Is he here? | |
| Yeah, we got you. | |
| We got you, Rupert. | |
| She's doing it. | |
| She's going to do the bow. | |
| Rupert. | |
| If she doesn't do the bow, you fucking come talk to me. | |
| Come talk to me, man. | |
| We'll have you come on the show and then you can talk about, you know, dating shit. | |
| Okay, Rupert. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you'll do it, though. | |
| You'll hit the bow. | |
| Just try it once, okay? | |
| One time. | |
| One time. | |
| It's not going to hurt, right? | |
| Nope. | |
| See how he reacts. | |
| Okay, what about you, Amy? | |
| I think that's fine if that couple likes it. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| You're going to hit the bow. | |
| I think it's fine, like she said, but me personally, no, that's an ick. | |
| It's an ick. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, I don't know. | |
| Me personally, I wouldn't do that. | |
| You wouldn't do that? | |
| No. | |
| What if he's like your perfect bad boy and he's just like, wow? | |
| Definitely not. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Definitely not. | |
| Would never do the bow. | |
| No. | |
| No barks on the bows. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, I don't think I would bow. | |
| Would not do the would not do a bow? | |
| No. | |
| You should try it out. | |
| It'll help, maybe. | |
| No, I think they would be bowing down to me. | |
| Oh, is that what you want? | |
| You want a little simp boy? | |
| You want a simp boy? | |
| Not a simp, because sometimes when they're too affected. | |
| Too simpy. | |
| No. | |
| You want it? | |
| Like a little hard ticket, but like not playing games. | |
| Sure. | |
| What about you? | |
| You want to hit the bow? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, sure, I would. | |
| Get some Vegemite on that. | |
| I don't necessarily want to. | |
| Throw some fucking shrimp on the bobby. | |
| Some shrimp on the bobby. | |
| All right. | |
| I don't necessarily know that I would bow. | |
| Have you ever tried Vegemite? | |
| Fuck no. | |
| Try it. | |
| Just try it. | |
| Well, make sure you put a lot on it. | |
| No, I'm good. | |
| I'm good. | |
| Tell you what, you hit a bow. | |
| If you hit a bow for me, you're coming back on Tuesday or you guys scared off now. | |
| No. | |
| Yo, go find some Vegemite for me. | |
| If you hit a bow for me on the show, I'll try some Vegemite for the first time ever. | |
| Will take my Vegemite virginity. | |
| Double V. What's up? | |
| Don't do it. | |
| It's not worth it. | |
| Is it? | |
| Have you tried it, Andrew? | |
| It's so good. | |
| Yeah, I've eaten Vegemite so bad. | |
| I think you guys, like, I think you guys, because you're from a different state and like country and country. | |
| Different countries. | |
| Yeah, that was a bit of a bimbo moment for me. | |
| But I feel like you guys would put too much on. | |
| Like, you only put the littlest bit on, and it's like a lot of bottom ever. | |
| You'll be eating. | |
| Okay, wait, wait. | |
| You may not know this, but in the United States, we have the equivalent of a Vegemite sandwich. | |
| Though here, we call it pimentos and cheese. | |
| Okay, but the thing is, is that, yes, they're not really that similar, right? | |
| Except that they're both fucking disgusting. | |
| And the thing is, like, you know, Vegemite is gross. | |
| The same way that spam is gross, and the same way that pimentos and cheese is gross. | |
| It's just gross. | |
| Just gross. | |
| Avocado with Vegemite's good. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Would you bow? | |
| Would you bow? | |
| I don't necessarily know. | |
| Okay, yeah. | |
| I don't know that I would bow. | |
| You should be bad. | |
| But I do think that a wife should be submissive to their husband, and I do whatever he asks me to do. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| So the bow gives you the ick? | |
| Yeah, no, like for me to be doing that, that's an ick. | |
| Like, why would I give you a bow? | |
| I'd do OnlyFans. | |
| I gotta ask a question, right? | |
| Have you ever hooked up with a guy the same day of meeting him? | |
| No. | |
| Come on, bruv. | |
| I mean, I have. | |
| Be honest, bruv. | |
| I have, I have, I have. | |
| Oh, wait, so hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| You're switching shit up. | |
| You're switching shit up. | |
| No, I just was trying to see where you were going with that before I agreed. | |
| Which one? | |
| Bro, you guys wore the same shit. | |
| Which one of you is shy and which one of you is Emmy? | |
| Me. | |
| I'm shy. | |
| You're shy. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm Emmy. | |
| Sorry, you guys are like trying to do some twin shit right now. | |
| You guys even relate. | |
| Are you guys related? | |
| Nah, but we're known as like stepsisters. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Yeah. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| That's crazy, bro. | |
| Hold on. | |
| So just to be clear, like, on your Instagram, it says you do GG and BG content. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Also, like, the. | |
| I've only done one BG, and I was to someone who, like, I was talking to him. | |
| He was another OnlyFans guy. | |
| Another guy. | |
| He did OnlyFans himself. | |
| So I wouldn't actually go and do OnlyFans with random men. | |
| Like, oh, yeah. | |
| Like, you, let's say you, I would never. | |
| Like, sorry. | |
| But, like, no, like, I'm just not like that as a person. | |
| Like, like, you're only collecting. | |
| I have to like you to have sex with you. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Didn't you, like, okay. | |
| Uh, you have to like the guy to have sex with him? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Who was the which one of you said you? | |
| Oh, no, it was you who said you. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| I'm going to play this shit for myself. | |
| Hold on. | |
| One of you said you like guys who kind of treat you badly? | |
| Who was that? | |
| I think probably both of us. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I thought you. | |
| So, oh, but you do like guys who treat you poorly. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, they've got to, yeah, it's got to be like a bit like cheeky, but like a bit like. | |
| No, so like, I like it. | |
| I like a guy to like stick up for himself, but like be cheeky towards me. | |
| But not, don't, don't disrespect me. | |
| Right. | |
| Like, that's not that. | |
| That's my. | |
| So, so here's what's crazy to me, right? | |
| Like, a lot of y'all, you won't, like, if a guy asks for a bow, it could be your boyfriend. | |
| Like, you won't cook for a guy, you won't clean for a guy, you won't bow for a guy. | |
| I love cooking. | |
| Okay, that's fine. | |
| I'm not saying this is the case for all of you. | |
| But, like, there will be women who have qualms with some of these things. | |
| I won't cook for a man. | |
| Put a ring on it, blah, blah, blah. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's like husband treatment, whatever. | |
| Won't cook for a guy, won't clean for a guy, won't do laundry for a guy, won't do XYZ for a guy, won't bow for a guy, but you'll fuck a guy on the first date and let them blast all over your face. | |
| Whoa, did I just say that? | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Right? | |
| That happens, though. | |
| That does happen. | |
| And it did happen. | |
| See, right? | |
| You didn't see what I'm talking about. | |
| But like, before. | |
| So you are confirming that he did. | |
| Like with the other men that I've had, I haven't had sex with them on the first date. | |
| I don't even kiss them or whatever. | |
| But this last one I really liked. | |
| I did. | |
| We came back from a nightclub. | |
| And then, yeah. | |
| Y'all had carnal knowledge. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Had carnal knowledge. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I thought, why not? | |
| That's crazy. | |
| You won't, like, you say bowing to a guy gives you the ick, but you'll, like, hit after you just come from, like, a pop in Sydney. | |
| You don't see those music. | |
| No, like. | |
| I have the best dance floors in Sydney. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Gold Coast. | |
| It wasn't in Sydney. | |
| It was in Gold Coast. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Brisbane? | |
| We used to live in Sydney. | |
| What's the big city? | |
| Melbourne? | |
| Sydney, Melbourne, Gold Coast, Brisbane. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I feel like you guys are. | |
| I think you guys kind of like give me Perth vibes, to be honest. | |
| Perth, really? | |
| Yeah, you're both from Perth for sure. | |
| No, from Gold Coast. | |
| Like, I was born in Sydney. | |
| Yeah, you moved to Gold Coast. | |
| I like Western Australia. | |
| Okay, so we were. | |
| Just be honest, just say you're from Perth. | |
| No, we legit weren't. | |
| Like, I swear to God, like, I'm legit from Goldie. | |
| Legit from, yeah, yeah, of course. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Goldie. | |
| Sorry, Gold Coast. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Where's Warata? | |
| I don't even know. | |
| Waterton. | |
| Waraton? | |
| I've never heard of that. | |
| I don't even know what I'm talking about now. | |
| Okay. | |
| But you wouldn't even do a bow. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Just try it. | |
| I mean, no, I would not do a bow. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I can't see myself like, oh, hello, baby, and bowing. | |
| No, he would get the ick and probably put my head in the wall. | |
| Yeah, which is. | |
| No, they wouldn't. | |
| Australians are so much different than you think. | |
| It's so different. | |
| Like, if I was to bow to a guy and he's like, let's say my boyfriend of four years, he'd literally put my head in the wall. | |
| And I just know it. | |
| You literally do domestic violence? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I would too. | |
| If he was to sit down and bow at me, I'd put him in a wall too. | |
| It's such an ick. | |
| I'd get the ick. | |
| I'd probably break up with him for bowing at me. | |
| But like, I'm not against it. | |
| It'll give you the what? | |
| No. | |
| The ick. | |
| The ick. | |
| Yeah, the ick. | |
| The ick. | |
| It's the ick, Andrew. | |
| It's the ick. | |
| It's an ick. | |
| It gives her the ick. | |
| Everything's an ick. | |
| You can't take the ick. | |
| No. | |
| You can't take the ick. | |
| No, I get icks a lot. | |
| Yeah, same. | |
| Like, our icks are literally like so, like, out of pocket with. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Why would you get like that? | |
| Going around the table, I want to hear. | |
| So then, if you get the ick from a man, is he still a 10? | |
| I mean, if I love you, yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| If you really like someone, like you get past the ick. | |
| Yeah, I know, I know, I know. | |
| But I like him. | |
| If you don't love him and you get the ick, is he still a 10? | |
| I know. | |
| Let's put it this way. | |
| I literally like someone, and he'd do stuff that would usually give me the ick if it was any other person. | |
| But because I liked him, I just like kind of brushed down on the carpet. | |
| Yeah, sure, sure. | |
| I'm not over it. | |
| I'm just going to grant all that shit. | |
| And I'm just going to ask you again: if it's a guy you don't really like and he gives you the ick, is he still a 10? | |
| No. | |
| I can see he's like very like it like really like damages. | |
| Yeah, like honestly comes by not a 10. | |
| So hang on, so let her answer the question I asked her. | |
| If you get the ick from a guy who you don't like, is he still a 10? | |
| Okay, now listen here. | |
| Listen. | |
| Okay, so I feel like everybody's a 10. | |
| Everybody is naturally just a 10. | |
| But when you get to know them, and if they give you the ick and stuff like that, you go down the scale, of course. | |
| Like, I don't feel like you always. | |
| No, they're not still a 10? | |
| No. | |
| Earlier when you said every man was a 10, you were kind of fibbing a little bit, you think? | |
| No. | |
| So every man is a 10, except the ones that give you an ick. | |
| You're a 10, and look, you're giving me the ick by having a guitar in the background. | |
| I mean, you're like giving me the ick because you have a stupid accent. | |
| So do you think that we can get back to the conversation at hand? | |
| Do you know what? | |
| I get the ick. | |
| I can't even understand what you're saying. | |
| You're from a fake country. | |
| But anyway, back to where we're at. | |
| Can you explain very quickly, very quickly, my Vegema eating friend? | |
| Is it true that if a man gives you the ick, he's no longer a 10, or isn't it? | |
| I don't know. | |
| You don't know. | |
| Suddenly, your brain doesn't work. | |
| That's amazing. | |
| If I like you and I don't love you and you do something that's an ick, I will get the ick. | |
| But if I love you, I won't get the ick. | |
| But if you're a random person, I would not get the ick because I don't know you. | |
| Okay, so let us assume you don't love him. | |
| You don't know him that much. | |
| He gives you the ick. | |
| Is he still a 10, yes or no? | |
| I mean, if you're my friend and you give me the ick, I don't know how to explain it, but do you know what's an ick having to talk into microphones? | |
| Yeah, I know, I know, but do you think that you can just give me a direct yes or no to my question now? | |
| But I don't really want to answer that because. | |
| I know you don't really want to answer it because it would prove that you were fibbing and bullshitting earlier. | |
| So do you think now you can answer honestly if a dude gives you the ick, he gives you the ick. | |
| You know, like, ah, it's the ick that you don't actually think he's a 10 at that point. | |
| Do you think you'd be honest with us now? | |
| He'd be a 9.9. | |
| Okay, grotted. | |
| Not a 10. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you. | |
| It's still kind of a 10. | |
| I like playing around with you. | |
| It's fun. | |
| The 10. | |
| Well, I mean, it's fun for me. | |
| What you should do is go buy. | |
| You should go buy some, like, I don't know, some bleach and put it in your hair, I think. | |
| Bleach? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you think I should be blonde? | |
| No, I mean, I think it would suit your personality. | |
| You'd be hot if you were bald. | |
| You're one of those chicks. | |
| You saw another chick. | |
| She's rowing a boat out in a field and you were like, you stupid blonde. | |
| You're lucky I don't come out there right now and kick your ass, right? | |
| You're lucky I don't swim out there right now and kick your ass. | |
| That's the type of chick you are. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You don't even know what I just said. | |
| No, I wasn't really listening. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| I was just thinking about if you were to be bold, you'd be so much hotter with your attitude. | |
| I know, I know. | |
| But if you were just hot, you'd be so much hotter. | |
| You know, that's a thing, right? | |
| It's like, if we're doing tit for tat, it's when somebody who's, I don't know, a three or a four says you're not, I don't care. | |
| Like, what do I care? | |
| You're sitting there talking into a mic, making me thousands of dollars. | |
| I don't give a shit, right? | |
| You can say what you want. | |
| Ow. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Make your money. | |
| Go for it. | |
| You would do a lot better, though, if you were. | |
| You know what? | |
| I'll tell you what. | |
| The audience, both on the whatever side and on my side, they would actually like you a lot better if you're just honest. | |
| I am honest. | |
| Are you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So if you're just honest, and let me just ask you directly: if a guy gives you the ick who you don't know that well, is he still a 10? | |
| Honestly. | |
| Honestly, no. | |
| He wouldn't be. | |
| No. | |
| But like, if I don't know you and you do something that's ick, I wouldn't really say, oh, look, that's an ick. | |
| I'd do it if like you're my friend. | |
| Like, do you know what I mean? | |
| Yeah, so, I mean, if you're being honest, then, if we're, if we're just doing, like, the honest thing, not every man's a 10, and not every chick is a 10, right? | |
| I mean, come on. | |
| You're a 10. | |
| I know I'm a 10. | |
| But other than me, you thought. | |
| I mean, not every man is a 10. | |
| Not every chick is a 10, right? | |
| Rupin, you're going to be honest? | |
| You're going to tell the truth now? | |
| Well, Are we actually doing that or are we not doing that? | |
| You don't know. | |
| Wait, what did you say? | |
| If someone gives me the ick, they're like not a 10. | |
| No, I'm just saying, like, in a general sense. | |
| Like, if we're going to backtrack, we're going to be totally honest with each other. | |
| You're being honest with me. | |
| I'm being honest with you. | |
| Not every man, I mean, probably most men, aren't fucking 10s. | |
| And not every woman, and probably most women aren't 10s, right? | |
| Like, honestly. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, they're not. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But, like, no, that's only under one circumstance. | |
| And that's a few. | |
| So then, so then I gotta ask you this: like, how, how could we not perceive that earlier? | |
| You were just kind of trolling, right? | |
| Like, why did you modify your answers so much? | |
| I don't know. | |
| No, but like, no, everybody's a 10, and then now we're on the ick subject. | |
| So now, if you're going to give me the ick, like you have a guitar, you just got done saying they're not. | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| You just got done saying they're not all tens. | |
| No, but like, if you give me the ick, you're not a 10. | |
| No, no, but you just got done saying just five seconds ago in the conversation. | |
| Yes, of course, Andrew, not every chick is a 10. | |
| Most of them aren't. | |
| Most men aren't. | |
| Right? | |
| So why? | |
| So, like, why earlier, earlier when we brought this up, like, why were you messing around? | |
| Like, you know what I mean? | |
| Why were you trolling? | |
| Was it just because you didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings? | |
| I like when you argue, it's hot. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| I know it is, but is it just that you didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings? | |
| No, I love your reaction. | |
| That's like a reaction. | |
| But I don't love yours. | |
| Can you just answer my question? | |
| You saying that you don't love mine is so hot. | |
| You have no idea. | |
| Yeah, yeah, I know. | |
| You must be at least this tall to date, Andrew Wilson, and you're not. | |
| And you must have an American accent and you're not. | |
| So back to where we were at before you so rudely interrupted me with words I don't even understand because your accent's so thick it makes no sense. | |
| Can you answer my damn question? | |
| No. | |
| I'm not answering your question. | |
| I didn't figure you would. | |
| You can stay. | |
| It was still worth a shot. | |
| It was still worth a shot. | |
| I mean, we were close. | |
| We were like, we're about to have this question. | |
| I'll answer your question if you bow for me. | |
| It's going to be a fantastic, honest moment. | |
| There's honesty between me and you, and then you just get to know what you're saying. | |
| Okay, between me and you, between me and you, if you bow for me, I'll answer your question. | |
| And I'll give you the honest answer. | |
| I would rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire than bow, not just to you, but to any Australian. | |
| Why do you hate you so much? | |
| He doesn't believe it's a country. | |
| Are you serious? | |
| No, of course not. | |
| Of course I do. | |
| I don't believe in any type of big cartographic conspiracy. | |
| That's ridiculous. | |
| This is a horrific allegation made against me. | |
| But anyway, back to where we're at. | |
| If we were, let's pretend that you're honest for five seconds, right? | |
| And not just trolling and being a jerk, right? | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yeah, we're just going to at least pretend that that's true. | |
| You know. | |
| If you bow for me. | |
| And you bow for me. | |
| How about a curtain? | |
| Oh, you know what? | |
| I'll tell you what. | |
| I'm the one that wants the honest answer. | |
| How about you do a little curtsy? | |
| Do you stand up, do a little curtsy, and then maybe I'll consider the bow. | |
| What do you think? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, but you have to give me the answer. | |
| I mean, wait. | |
| I'll give you the answer, but you have to do the curtsy first. | |
| Wait, wait, I don't. | |
| Wait, why do I need an answer? | |
| I don't need an answer. | |
| I'm going to answer. | |
| What you just said? | |
| You said you're going to give me the answer. | |
| This is the deal. | |
| You give me a bow, and I'll give you the honest truth. | |
| No, you give me the curtsy, and then I'll think about giving you the bow. | |
| No. | |
| That seems fair. | |
| No, I'm not doing that. | |
| You can. | |
| Why not? | |
| Okay. | |
| Keep arguing. | |
| I thought you just said I was the hottest thing you ever saw. | |
| You want to give me a fucking curtsy? | |
| What the hell is wrong with you? | |
| Rude. | |
| Yeah, totally rude. | |
| Andrew, you're beautiful. | |
| You're gorgeous. | |
| You're everything I ever wanted in man. | |
| You won't even curtsy. | |
| No. | |
| Yeah, the name of all that's wrong with kangaroos. | |
| What the hell? | |
| Because you would get the ick. | |
| You would get the ick if you see me curtsy. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I'd probably not see you curtsy. | |
| What? | |
| Is that actually an ick to not see a girl curtsy? | |
| Yes. | |
| Really? | |
| 100%. | |
| Yeah. | |
| She doesn't know. | |
| 1000%. | |
| But like, we need to go up. | |
| Need the curtsy. | |
| Do you go up and bow to your wife? | |
| Of course not. | |
| My wife curtsies to me. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I'm taking a piece of bean for real. | |
| It's been for real. | |
| What's that? | |
| Why? | |
| I've seen it. | |
| I've never heard of that before. | |
| What do you mean, why? | |
| I think it's just the American. | |
| Because I told her to fucking do it. | |
| That's why. | |
| I'd give my head slow. | |
| What kind of question is that? | |
| What the hell? | |
| I want you to do a fucking curtsy. | |
| What's wrong with that? | |
| You're so hot. | |
| No, what's wrong with that? | |
| Like, what's wrong with that? | |
| Why is that problematic? | |
| Like, you think I'm going to give you a curtsy? | |
| I'm not giving you a sky. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You're so hot, but it won't give me a curtsy. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm starting to feel like you're a little bit disingenuous. | |
| You might not be being completely honest with us. | |
| Not being honest. | |
| I am being so honest that. | |
| Being very dishonest. | |
| It's such an ick that I'm talking to him through a TV screen and he's not actually here. | |
| Yeah, but I mean, I'll be there in what, like a week and a half. | |
| Oh, I won't be here. | |
| So then I know. | |
| If you were here, I'd give you a curtsy. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Yeah, you can't do it through the screen. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| No. | |
| No curtsy through the screen? | |
| No, no. | |
| Like, I can still see it even if I'm not there. | |
| You realize how technology works. | |
| I can still see it even if I'm not present in the room with you, right? | |
| Do I have a move? | |
| I don't think I got a move. | |
| No, not through the screen. | |
| If you were here in person, if only. | |
| Well, Brian's there in person. | |
| We give him a curtsy. | |
| Who? | |
| No. | |
| I'll take the curtsy. | |
| I'll be the proxy. | |
| I'll be the proxy. | |
| Yeah, he'll take the curtsy on my behalf. | |
| It's very kind of him. | |
| That's bullshit, bro. | |
| No. | |
| It has to be you. | |
| Daddy. | |
| That seems reasonable. | |
| Do you want to do the makeup wipe thing for the beer? | |
| Did we get a champagne pop yet? | |
| Why would you do a champagne pop? | |
| What is that? | |
| We have a bottle of champagne and we pop it. | |
| Please do the champagne pop. | |
| It's my birthday that hour. | |
| Not worthy enough, sorry. | |
| Oh, sure. | |
| How come he's not here today? | |
| 52 minutes. | |
| Is he? | |
| How come you're not here today? | |
| No, but like, where do you live? | |
| You know why I'm not there today? | |
| Because I'm here instead of there. | |
| That's why. | |
| Where's he? | |
| Somewhere that's other than there. | |
| Not Australia. | |
| He's definitely American, though. | |
| He's probably from like, you know, New York. | |
| Probably. | |
| Do I sound like I'm from fucking New York? | |
| Does he sound like he's from freaking New York? | |
| Do I sound like I'm from New York? | |
| Really? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think you got to get you American $69. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We sold bricks and rock in the solitaire. | |
| Lowells. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Oh, my bad. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I'm just having a ball here. | |
| I switched it up to Mind Sweeper. | |
| Any fucking OGs? | |
| Look at this shit. | |
| Look at how far along I am on this fucking Mind Sweeper shit, boys. | |
| Fucking. | |
| What's a Mind Sweeper? | |
| Huh? | |
| What's that? | |
| Just before you're done. | |
| Well, it starts with a mind, which is a thing you don't have. | |
| And then it moves over to a sweeper, a thing you've never done. | |
| So I can understand the confusion. | |
| This is the roast. | |
| This is the roast section right now. | |
| Shit. | |
| Getting roasted. | |
| Don't get him roasted. | |
| Joe Murphy donated to the sky. | |
| By the way, TTS is 69. | |
| In the spirit of aviation, GD pilot seems legit to land a dead stick emergency landing in a two-person aircraft. | |
| It seems suspect with the transactional amounts just to enjoy a pilot's company. | |
| Red flag. | |
| Okay. | |
| Red flag, yeah? | |
| Anyways, let's just get back to this. | |
| I do want to go around the table. | |
| Since we've been talking about icks, you get one ick. | |
| What's your ick? | |
| Um, I want more time to think about this. | |
| What's your ick? | |
| Not laughing at my jokes. | |
| That's gives you the ick if they don't laugh at the jacket. | |
| Yeah, like I'm like, all of a sudden, uninterested. | |
| Like, I don't even want to see you. | |
| Have you ever had a guy who you really fucking liked, but he would never, like, he wouldn't laugh at your shit? | |
| No, I feel like that only happens with, like, like, once they start eating huh? | |
| Like, mids. | |
| No, like, I feel like I'll get that ick like with like my exes, like, like, randomly, like, I'll make a super funny joke and they won't laugh. | |
| I'm like, you would have definitely laughed at this. | |
| Like, why the fuck are you not laughing? | |
| It's like icky, you know. | |
| Okay, so not laughing at your jokes gives you the ick. | |
| What about you? | |
| What about some ex or a ick, excuse me? | |
| They think they're right all the time. | |
| So you wouldn't take Andrew? | |
| Just kidding. | |
| I'm kidding, Andrew. | |
| I'm kidding. | |
| He is right all the time, though. | |
| the thing so if they're right all the time is so is your boyfriend like when you guys when you and your boyfriend argue like do you win mostly Yeah. | |
| You win all the arguments? | |
| Of course. | |
| Okay, what about you, Amy? | |
| Bad manners. | |
| Bad manners. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's a good one. | |
| Australia number one. | |
| Okay, I'll give you the ick. | |
| When they act rich on social media and then you come back for a nice night out. | |
| Collection of donated $69. | |
| Brian needs to apologize to JoJo and get on his knees and propose.Also Brian on full passive aggressive troll here. | |
| Dot handy simping hard. | |
| Be honest. | |
| So many examples of her baby tantrums and aggressive. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, I'm not going to get on my knees for JoJo. | |
| And well, and also, Brian can spell passive aggressive and you can't. | |
| I just wanted to point that out. | |
| Roasted. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Okay. | |
| What were you saying? | |
| You're ick or whatever. | |
| When they act rich on social media, but then you come back to his after a nice night out that I paid for. | |
| And his car got taken away by a debt collector's proof. | |
| That sounds so specific. | |
| That's valid. | |
| That's valid. | |
| A lot of these dudes be on like social media flexing. | |
| Apparently, he's an influencer, which he is. | |
| He's a comedian. | |
| But like, he acts rich, and then like, I'm the one paying for the date, which is fine. | |
| Like, I don't care. | |
| I don't care that I'm paying for the date. | |
| But like. | |
| You know what the crazy finesse is? | |
| Is these dudes will buy fake Instagram accounts and it'll be anywhere from like they'll give themselves either 50k or some of these guys are really brash and they'll go like 10 million. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You ever like seen a guy with like 10 million Instagram followers and you're like you Google this guy. | |
| You can't find shit about him. | |
| Like these fucking fake dudes like, huh? | |
| Yeah, I have. | |
| I did it with this guy. | |
| He has 45,000. | |
| But I like went through and they're like, they look like bot followers. | |
| I didn't Google him. | |
| Like he is on the internet. | |
| But these dudes will do this finesse. | |
| They'll buy the blue check mark. | |
| They'll buy like 100K fake followers, 300k. | |
| Some of them will buy these like 10 million follower accounts. | |
| I'm like, who are you? | |
| Wow. | |
| You can't find any info about these dudes. | |
| I should do that for my fans. | |
| And then they'll DM a chick, and the chick, some chicks will be like naive to it and know that like this guy's actually a nobody, but here's he posing with some fucking, oh, here's me in Dubai, blah, blah, blah, but he's a fucking nobody. | |
| That's an it's crazy. | |
| Major ick. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I get that. | |
| I'm not even, I'm not gay, but I get the ick. | |
| If I see a dude who's like fake flexing, that gives me the ick. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's crazy, sorry. | |
| That shit's crazy. | |
| All right, what about you? | |
| What gives you the ick? | |
| Like men at the gym that are just like grunting like really obnoxiously like loud. | |
| Yeah Like they're lifting heavy like the like they're curling quick follow-up to you on the gym thing Why do you think it is that all female gyms fail? | |
| Why do you think that women always seem to want to go to gyms where males are and they don't seem to want to ever go to all female gyms? | |
| Because the men are hot. | |
| Well yeah they motivate us. | |
| The men motivate us. | |
| Yeah, I know I know but it's not a question for you. | |
| I was just asking the galaxy. | |
| All female gyms don't have enough actual equipment. | |
| They're a lot more expensive too. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Come on slates fair. | |
| I'm kidding. | |
| Yeah, so I mean, I mean, if all that grunting is the ick and it's annoying and this and that, why is it that you think that somebody hasn't cornered the market? | |
| Like a man, couldn't a man open a gym that was just for women and just make a killing so you didn't have to see all those icky men making all those evil grunting sounds? | |
| Well, I think it would be better if a woman opened up a gym for women that want to work out. | |
| I think it'd be yeah, but how come they always fail when they do? | |
| Yeah, it exists. | |
| Sorry, what was that? | |
| Well, it's really weird because when people open these all-female gyms, the all-female gyms fail. | |
| It's almost like the women want to work out where the men are. | |
| It's very strange to me. | |
| I mean, I've never been to an all-woman's gym. | |
| Yeah, that's interesting, too. | |
| You would think that if all of these icky men were around who were trying to check out all these women's asses and, you know, kind of coom all over them. | |
| And you were just, you know, the ick. | |
| You got the ick from the grunts and all of this. | |
| You would think that tons of other women would have that same feeling and you would just make a killing by having an all-female gym, but they failed. | |
| I wonder why that is. | |
| I don't. | |
| There's Parody Studios everywhere. | |
| Rip Fritch and Rare donated $69. | |
| The biggest tick is fat boy Andrew with those huge bacon grease titties. | |
| We call others simps but marry single moms and take care of other men's kids. | |
| I'll smack her fat simp titties as up. | |
| All right, okay. | |
| I guess this is so Lucky Step Bro donated $69. | |
| First live podcast I have been in for. | |
| Been watching the clips for several months now. | |
| As someone that grew up with no dad figure, this podcast is very beneficial to young men. | |
| I got you. | |
| Brian and Andrew 2024. | |
| First off, thank you for tuning in for the first time. | |
| Thank you for the TTS. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| I will adopt you. | |
| You know, I'll adopt you. | |
| Charlie Kirk left his water. | |
| So I'm going to sell this on the eBay. | |
| It has his DNA on it. | |
| No, I'm kidding. | |
| I'm kidding. | |
| How much do you think I could get? | |
| $1,000. | |
| I could probably eBay this. | |
| Yeah, 100%. | |
| No, I'm kidding. | |
| Charlie Kirk, I'd never do that to you. | |
| I'd never do that to you. | |
| eBay.com/slash whatever. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| All right. | |
| Ick. | |
| Okay, the gym groaning. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What if it's like justified, though? | |
| Like, they're fucking squatting like 400 pounds. | |
| I mean, I've seen people do it without being obnoxiously loud. | |
| I mean, I feel like sometimes people might do it for attention that they're lifting like super heavy. | |
| Word, what about you? | |
| I get the ick when it's raining, and then a guy pulls out an umbrella. | |
| Watch! | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| What? | |
| It's just an ache. | |
| Like, why do you have an umbrella? | |
| Like, okay, I prefer to get drenched than have an umbrella on top of my head. | |
| Same, to be honest. | |
| You guys are alone on that one. | |
| I don't even have such an egg. | |
| Just imagine. | |
| Just imagine why do you have an umbrella in a face? | |
| And then it starts raining, and then I just pull out like an umbrella. | |
| Like, what the fuck? | |
| They're prepared. | |
| No, I hate that. | |
| Maybe he does as well. | |
| Okay. | |
| A guy having an umbrella. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Gives you the egg. | |
| I prefer to get random. | |
| What if he has got a raincoat? | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| Worse of an egg. | |
| That is so ichy. | |
| He takes it off, gives it to you. | |
| I don't want to get all wet. | |
| It's like gentlemanly. | |
| I prefer to get wet than we're raining. | |
| Gentlemanly. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| What gives you the egg? | |
| Wonky knees. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Yes, yes, yes. | |
| Please. | |
| Or like wonky ankles. | |
| What is that? | |
| No, when they're waiting for it. | |
| When you walk inward. | |
| Like, I think I've seen those popping out or something. | |
| It's called club foot. | |
| It's like an actual disease that people are born with. | |
| I know some people, but maybe people just do have wonky ankles. | |
| Okay, sorry. | |
| I mean, like the knees. | |
| Sorry, all the guys out there with wonky knees. | |
| She's not dating you. | |
| Mellow underscore Nova donated $69. | |
| The redhead in the corner is so cute and so feminine. | |
| I'm recently single and need to work on myself, but I hope when I'm ready, I can meet someone like you. | |
| Heart. | |
| Wow. | |
| All right. | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| I like how he's ready to work on that. | |
| Do you have wonky knees, though? | |
| If you do, if you have wonky knees, it's a deal breaker. | |
| Ick, what gives you the egg? | |
| Either somebody that's not intelligent or somebody who is intelligent that refuses to use it. | |
| Oh, that's fair. | |
| Valid. | |
| Valid. | |
| Madison, what about you? | |
| What gives you the egg? | |
| Like the ex-husband. | |
| Probably like chilling in the mic. | |
| Like someone that laughs really hard at their jokes when it's like not funny. | |
| Kind of like. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Like, I dance sometimes, and then everyone's just silent, yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's awkward. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I guess a mix of all that. | |
| No self-awareness or something. | |
| Mr. Boulet donated $69. | |
| Lady Skypilot. | |
| Good evening. | |
| Please describe to us the general purpose of a qualitative EMC checklist with respect to any aircraft. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| A qualitative EMC checklist? | |
| You're talking about like emergency management. | |
| Engine failure, IMC conditions, EMC. | |
| I don't know what a qualitative EMC checklist is, and they don't exist for every type of aircraft. | |
| I would know because I've flown a few and we didn't have something called that. | |
| We have lots of different checklists. | |
| Are you talking about IMC conditions? | |
| Are you talking about emergency descents, engine failures? | |
| I mean, there's checklists, you know, fire in the engine. | |
| There's checklists for lots of different stuff, but qualitative EMC checklist I have not heard of that that wouldn't be in every type of aircraft. | |
| It may be in something you fly. | |
| Word. | |
| Okay. | |
| Gigo. | |
| What about? | |
| So go ahead with your. | |
| Somebody who doesn't keep their word for the most part. | |
| That's pretty standard. | |
| What about something weird that a guy does, though? | |
| I know. | |
| I'm like thinking about it because mine is like so basic and like someone should always keep their word, but right? | |
| I mean that will just give me automatic failure. | |
| Well like somebody who smells really bad. | |
| Oh fair enough. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I was gonna say uneven tans, but I guess that doesn't hurt me too much. | |
| I mean what about the surfer tan? | |
| Surfer tan? | |
| Actually, it might be hot. | |
| It shows that you're like outside. | |
| So that's gonna be like neckline, wrists and ankles. | |
| A blue collar tan. | |
| Blue collar. | |
| That's nice. | |
| Andrew, what gives you the egg? | |
| Just, you know, no one. | |
| Yeah. | |
| A gale that eats you mine. | |
| Well, so I would actually, there are women who come on these panels, and some of them are quite intelligent. | |
| And they have these kind of great back and forth because they've thought through all the issues that they're talking about. | |
| I mean, some of them have been sitting. | |
| I mean, basically, in every single seat you've been sitting in, all of you women, there's been a woman there arguing successfully for her worldview. | |
| I have a lot of respect for that. | |
| I think it's great. | |
| And then there's Australian trolls. | |
| And they give me the fucking ick more than anything else. | |
| Desonates only because they're so fucking taxes. | |
| It might offense. | |
| Go to a hardware store and buy some clips to keep those damned boards in place. | |
| Two. | |
| With gifts to the panel, alternate with chance to start. | |
| Sometimes we never hear from the left side table. | |
| That's fair. | |
| Thank you for the recommendation. | |
| Yeah, we need to do something about the boards. | |
| And then you see man strips. | |
| By the way, the Australians in chat are saying they don't claim you. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Did you have a response to that? | |
| Are they from Perth, though? | |
| Wait, what? | |
| They were saying, find a different penal colony. | |
| We don't claim them. | |
| I don't know what that means. | |
| Sally, thank you for the gift at five. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Huh? | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| Okay. | |
| The Australians don't claim y'all. | |
| I don't understand. | |
| Neither do I. | |
| It's complicated. | |
| They don't want y'all to be from their country. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| They don't claim you. | |
| That must fucking. | |
| I don't want to be from your country. | |
| I like my country. | |
| Here, let's sing the national anthem. | |
| I know you like your country. | |
| Check this out. | |
| You guys aren't Australians. | |
| Here, you ready? | |
| Australians all let us re- You got not gonna fucking join me I honestly forgot about it. | |
| How do you not know your own fucking how does the American know your ash national this is this is a disrespect to Australia sing the national anthem I know the American knows the Australian national anthem better than you okay Australians let us rejoice for we are young and free Holy fuck, you guys are terrible. | |
| What the fuck, dude? | |
| You guys are gonna lose your fucking citizenship when you go back there. | |
| You can't even sing the No Risha. | |
| No yeah, our home is mellow. | |
| Underscore, Nova donated 69 dollars. | |
| I've had two surgeries on my right knee so yeah, I think I qualify for walloping, though I can shoot my shot at some time, that doesn't mind. | |
| Smile W, Andrew W, Crucible W whatever, thank you. | |
| Thank you, Mello Nova. | |
| You need to come back, get your knees fixed and then you'll be exciting. | |
| Nova, right now you're too mellow. | |
| You're mellow, Nova. | |
| Then you graduate to ready. | |
| Okay, let's sing the rest of this shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| For we are young and sweet. | |
| At least not to an extent. | |
| Okay, our home is good by then. | |
| Okay, dream a land of bounty, nature's gifts of beauty, rich and rare Australians. | |
| Don't let us rejoice. | |
| Advance Australia fair. | |
| How do you know? | |
| Australia. | |
| Two doses. | |
| Two 13-year-old boys rubbing one out to you online. | |
| Give you the. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Bye. | |
| Damn, Gracie. | |
| Why you gotta bring it there, son? | |
| Andrew, Andrew's not gonna work with me anymore now that I've sang the Australian national anthem, though. | |
| That's for sure. | |
| He doesn't believe in Australia. | |
| Like, he doesn't think it's real. | |
| So, I'm sorry, Andrew, but I just know, I just know that I watch too much rugby. | |
| Oh, is that how you know? | |
| That's how I know. | |
| Oh, there you go. | |
| Do you guys like fuck with the wallabies or what? | |
| Wallabies. | |
| The animal. | |
| The wallabies. | |
| The national nature. | |
| Damn, bro. | |
| How do I know? | |
| I know more about Australia than y'all. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you know the Reds? | |
| The Queensland Reds? | |
| Like, site of Origin. | |
| Quade Cooper? | |
| Do you guys know Quaid Cooper? | |
| No. | |
| You don't know Quade Cooper? | |
| No. | |
| I mean, maybe if you shared a photo, I don't really know. | |
| Wait, I don't really follow Footy or anything or like soccer if that's what it is. | |
| They're only. | |
| You guys know about drop bears? | |
| Huh? | |
| Drop bears? | |
| Drop bears. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know about the drop bears? | |
| I think so. | |
| In Australia? | |
| No. | |
| The bears that drop out of the tree. | |
| Yeah. | |
| The koalas. | |
| No, the drop. | |
| No, no, no, not koalas. | |
| Drop bears. | |
| I've never heard of that. | |
| You don't know about drop bears. | |
| No, I swear we don't even have drop bears. | |
| You don't know about drop bears? | |
| We have koalas. | |
| What part of Australia are you guys from again? | |
| It's Gold Coast. | |
| Gold Coast? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I'll know something's weird. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm pretty sure you guys live in like Christchurch, New Zealand. | |
| Cut the act, be honest. | |
| You guys are from our Kiwis, right? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| You guys are fucking Kiwis, aren't you? | |
| No. | |
| You're fucking Kiwis. | |
| You put on a good accent, but I think you guys are lying. | |
| You guys are Kiwis, okay? | |
| I'm not Kiwis. | |
| I'll admit that. | |
| No, but I was talking to a Kiwi. | |
| Jeff, well, tell us about the drop bears. | |
| What's the bear? | |
| Yeah, what's the drop bears? | |
| It's a bear that drops from a tree and attacks you. | |
| In Australia, the bears will drop out of the tree and drop on you. | |
| And then it will try and tackle you to the floor. | |
| They'll tackle you. | |
| And feed you Veggie Bot. | |
| Have you ever had to deal with a drop bear? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And they come out of the trees at you. | |
| Yeah, and I landed on my back and I fell to the floor and I fed me Vegibot. | |
| Sounds right, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You should go to Australia so you can have a drop bear experience. | |
| I love it. | |
| Faust is also. | |
| He's trying to get me to go to Australia. | |
| What's the deal with that? | |
| Australia, Fausta, Fausta. | |
| Faustus, Australia. | |
| Good talk. | |
| You can visit the opera house. | |
| Moving on, so Leia, you also said that. | |
| Hold on, let me see my notes here. | |
| You said that the worst first date I went on, the guy spent the whole time telling me about his friend who had passed away. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then he hit on the. | |
| Oh, he ignored the waitress. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Awesome. | |
| It was like a two-hour long first date. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And the whole time he just talked to me about his friend that had passed away like two or three years beforehand. | |
| And he just seemed like he really needed to vent about what he was feeling. | |
| So he asked me almost no questions. | |
| I talked almost none. | |
| It was super awkward because the waitress came over and was like, hey, can I get y'all drinks and like get your order and stuff like that? | |
| And he just talked the entire time. | |
| And after like three minutes of standing there, she was just like, okay. | |
| That gives me the ick. | |
| So we ordered no food or anything. | |
| We just sat at this table for two hours on like a Saturday night. | |
| Why didn't you leave? | |
| I felt like he needed to just talk about it. | |
| That's really nice of you. | |
| That's like community service. | |
| His charity work with you. | |
| That's good. | |
| I do want to go back to the whole you dating a guy who did meth thing. | |
| So you guys were on again off again for over 100 times and he did math. | |
| Like, you must have seen some crazy shit, right? | |
| Yeah, that's why in my message, I said there's a lot of stuff that I think is probably TOS that we can't talk about. | |
| Did he ever, like, would he, were you guys hooking up? | |
| No. | |
| You guys weren't having carnal knowledge? | |
| No. | |
| Oh, are you waiting till marriage, or I'm confused? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, wait, are you a virgin? | |
| Do you mean negative underscore 69 donated $69. | |
| Brian, we need more respect for the panelists. | |
| We also need to fix the F-I-N-G posters on the windows or put the uniform girls in front of each window. | |
| Who's bazooka stand girl? | |
| Fique. | |
| Bazooka Stan Girl. | |
| Wait, who's oh, you? | |
| You're bazooka stand. | |
| That's a good one. | |
| Sansoff Liberty donated $69. | |
| Respect to standing ladies. | |
| Any dating boundaries for the panel? | |
| My standards. | |
| No kissing for three dates. | |
| No sex for at least a year. | |
| First few dates very short. | |
| No oversharing. | |
| W Andrew. | |
| WB. | |
| Yo, Sons of Liberty, thank you, man. | |
| Really appreciate your support there. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| I'm pretty sure if I have anything. | |
| I'm just going to double-check if I got through all my notes, and then we'll do like a roast session and then we'll do a couple things and then we'll wrap up here pretty soon. | |
| That is true. | |
| Some of these have definitely been roast. | |
| Guys, you need to roast Madison and you need to roast me. | |
| I need some roast. | |
| Roast me a little bit. | |
| It's been too much on the panel here. | |
| Have you been roasted? | |
| You didn't get a roast. | |
| I'm surprised. | |
| You guys should roast her. | |
| Do you have a sternum tattoo? | |
| I don't really care. | |
| Do you have a sternum tattoo? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, roast her on the sternum. | |
| Do you have this piercing? | |
| What's it called? | |
| The septum? | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| Roaster on the sternum and the septum. | |
| Sternum tattoo. | |
| Septum piercing. | |
| You can roast her. | |
| Right, you want to be roasted? | |
| I never said that, but I mean, I could honestly care less what Insult has to say about any of this right now. | |
| David Tuzekiak donated $69. | |
| Anyone else notice the whatever TTS banner looks like a phallic symbol in Andrew's mouth? | |
| Two genders? | |
| No. | |
| Her maths have diff chromosomes. | |
| If having boobs qualifies as femme, Brian late bloomer. | |
| Look, bro, I got dabbed. | |
| I gained some weight. | |
| I gotta lose a bit of weight. | |
| It's in the works. | |
| Austrian's trumpet slayer donated $69. | |
| Holy schnitzel. | |
| Australia is no real country. | |
| It's only an island full of two-headed inbreeds. | |
| Also, Brian's dumpy gives me the ick. | |
| Ostrai estim per be universo. | |
| See, I get the nasty comment. | |
| I get the comments too about my dumpy is what did they call it? | |
| Dump truck. | |
| I have a dumpy chop. | |
| Is that a big dump? | |
| Australia. | |
| Well played to the panel and also to Hector. | |
| And this shot is for all of you. | |
| It was a lot of fun. | |
| This fine. | |
| Not that folder donated $69. | |
| The Butterface twins are my biggest tick. | |
| The red hamburgler has a sweet personality and I hope she finds a good guy. | |
| Maddie makes me go from six to midnight. | |
| Brian and Andrew cheers for the great streams. | |
| Yo. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I do want to. | |
| He's bowing for you. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh, yeah, maybe he's just bowing. | |
| He's bowing. | |
| I'll tell you, something's bowing. | |
| Madness in that piece of pizza is bigger than you. | |
| It's a giant pizza. | |
| For everyone that thinks my head is big, this pizza is almost as big as my head. | |
| Do people say you have a big head? | |
| Yes, you're fans. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| You remember how they used to always been funny? | |
| I mean, to be fair, it's like a Costco pizza, so I feel like it's not a really fair comparison. | |
| Anyways, you know, it's like nothing. | |
| Costco pizza is a good size. | |
| Using like rusties or like dominoes or you know, with going around the table or wait really quick before you leave or have to get up going around the table on this. | |
| Have you ever had a roster? | |
| No, so you never. | |
| No, have you ever had a roster? | |
| I don't run a football team, not like a dating roster and all that I get that. | |
| No okay, good to know, thank you. | |
| Um, like when I was in high school and I used to like text guys all the time yeah, I had a little roster before I eventually found a boyfriend. | |
| How big was the roster? | |
| Probably like I don't know, like five guys I was texting, but like it was nothing sexual nothing, you know, just like dating perspectives. | |
| But now I find that stupid. | |
| Ever had a roster? | |
| I've never had a roster. | |
| Okay, ever had a roster? | |
| Well you, I don't know what that means exactly. | |
| Oh, like dating multiple guys, kind of like a rotating guy. | |
| I date two right now. | |
| So I guess it's a small roster. | |
| Have you ever had a bigger roster? | |
| No, it's. | |
| Yeah, I just been never, say never. | |
| Maybe that's what I'll tell you. | |
| Um Brisbane, over here, tell us I'm not from Brisbane, Gold Coast anyway. | |
| Um yes, I've had a roster and I still have a roster. | |
| I like my roster, but it's not always the same. | |
| Oh okay, have you ever had a roster? | |
| No, come on, you got. | |
| I feel like you got Riz Me yeah, like you got mad Riz. | |
| Sometimes. | |
| Thank you sir, depends on the person. | |
| But no Mad Riz, no Mad Riz okay, have you ever had a roster? | |
| Yeah, I always have a roster. | |
| I've got one right now and it rotates like every day, so like I'll get rid of one guy and then the next, and then the next one will come and then it just like fucks off like that, and then the new one comes and that one goes away and that one comes off. | |
| Wait, so how big is the roster? | |
| I think I have like 50 guys. | |
| They all come and go. | |
| Yeah, I'm calling cap on this. | |
| Sometimes we share the roster. | |
| Wait, did you say you have a roster? | |
| Yeah oh, how big's your roster? | |
| We, we share a roster sometimes. | |
| Yeah sometimes yeah, I like my roster. | |
| It's pretty. | |
| You guys switch players. | |
| Yeah, trading so much. | |
| Oh, there he is. | |
| Ethan Sonnik donated $70. | |
| Benny here. | |
| Can we get the butterface Saussie girls to kiss also Andrew Yornick. | |
| is that TOS? | |
| I think so. | |
| I don't think so if I want to see it. | |
| Andrew definitely does. | |
| That's why he's saying no. | |
| Wait, so you guys share a roster and the roster is like 50 deep? | |
| No, like, we don't share all the time, but some of them you share. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, so like, how many dudes currently are you like seeing actively? | |
| Actively, probably. | |
| Oh, actively at the moment, probably around. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I actually lost count. | |
| Maybe 30 to 40. | |
| I can't really keep up with them. | |
| Wow. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| You've never heard that before, right? | |
| And like, how many are you hooking up with? | |
| These two anti-valila men donated $69. | |
| You girls like skateboarders. | |
| They are guaranteed broke high-value men. | |
| No, I don't. | |
| Andrew doesn't have any. | |
| No, this isn't thing. | |
| This isn't true. | |
| So I was just like two days ago on Tim Pole's show, and he has a massive indoor skate park. | |
| And that guy can fucking skate. | |
| And that dude is definitely not broke. | |
| Just pointing that out. | |
| Just pointing it out. | |
| You were about to say, like, how many people are on the. | |
| Right now on the roster, I'd say about maybe 25 that I'm seeing. | |
| Like, hooking up with? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| And what about you? | |
| Probably like 30. | |
| That you're hooking up. | |
| Yeah, we try to like keep like the same number so we can like keep count. | |
| And sometimes like when a guy's finished with me, they'll like go to her and like vice versa. | |
| Like it's pretty sick. | |
| Yeah, you're right. | |
| Negative underscore 69 donated $69. | |
| Here's a roast for the black dress. | |
| Make her tell funny jokes so we can all laugh. | |
| You got this, boo. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you guys want like a really. | |
| No, actually, it's going to be so bad. | |
| Never mind. | |
| You got you got this. | |
| Do you guys want like a really, really corny one? | |
| Because like I don't really know any other like funny jokes. | |
| Like really just off the top. | |
| We believe in Brian needs better cocks donated $69. | |
| Brian, this is Cox Customer Service. | |
| We apologize for your internet issues. | |
| May we recommend you get a bigger cocks to handle all of your needs? | |
| Also, Maddie is always a 10. | |
| Can't roast her legit frontier, please. | |
| You guys are laying fiber in Santa Barbara. | |
| Please. | |
| I donated $69. | |
| You got through to me, Brian. | |
| I'm exciting Nova now. | |
| Shit. | |
| Pilot, you're full of shit. | |
| Andrew has been so fair to you. | |
| You just can't stand having anything questioned about your degeneracy. | |
| Do you want to respond to that? | |
| It's an opinion. | |
| That's right. | |
| Exciting Nova. | |
| It is an opinion. | |
| Good job on the upgrade there with the name, bro. | |
| I need to get away with that. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| That's technically true. | |
| It's an opinion. | |
| Exciting Nova. | |
| I need you to update, upgrade to like sublime Nova, okay? | |
| Exciting is not gonna fucking cut it anymore. | |
| I need sublime Nova, okay? | |
| Post-haste. | |
| Anyways, where were we? | |
| Oh, your harem of fucking 30 dudes. | |
| Let's talk about it. | |
| All right, so you got how many again? | |
| You're sleeping with how many? | |
| I'm right now, like, yeah, like 30. | |
| 30 and then. | |
| Why, wait, You're sleeping with 30? | |
| You didn't hear that part? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, I just want to confirm. | |
| Yes. | |
| You're sleeping with 30. | |
| Yes, and sometimes, sometimes, like, he'll be in my room first, and then he'll go jump into Emma's. | |
| Oh, you're so full of shit. | |
| You've been trolling all night. | |
| You're full of fucking dog shit. | |
| Okay, believe what you want. | |
| You're full of shit. | |
| Shut up. | |
| You're full of shit. | |
| Believe what you want. | |
| I'm just a horny girl. | |
| Yes. | |
| You're full of fucking shit, is what you are. | |
| Totally full of shit. | |
| You're trying to do the most provocative thing you can do. | |
| You're so hot. | |
| Nobody believes you. | |
| You're so hot. | |
| Yes. | |
| That's so hot. | |
| I can't say it doesn't believe her. | |
| You're a fucking liar. | |
| You're a fucking liar. | |
| Next person who sends in a TTS triggers a missile. | |
| Guys, the missile has. | |
| We're sending the missiles, boys. | |
| We're going to do an airstrike. | |
| You did fly any military aircraft? | |
| Never. | |
| Never. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, guys, we're going to do an airstrike. | |
| Next TTS will trigger the airstrike. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| So you guys like. | |
| Well, hang on. | |
| I'm sleeping with 60 women. | |
| Did you know that? | |
| 60. | |
| That's exactly what I'm saying. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Flip it off. | |
| Isn't that awesome? | |
| That's really hot. | |
| Isn't it hot? | |
| Yeah, so much. | |
| Yeah, it's so hot. | |
| It's drop there hot. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Benjamite sandwich. | |
| It's Benjamite sandwich. | |
| That's so attractive. | |
| Yeah, it's so attractive. | |
| It only started since like about five months ago. | |
| So if we were to ask you, to be honest again, I know that that's in the realm of impossibility for you. | |
| How many actual guys are you dating at the same time? | |
| I'm not dating any of them. | |
| They all come in. | |
| They're just having a lot of fun. | |
| It's literally just catch and release. | |
| They all go. | |
| I don't know. | |
| These Aussies go hard in paint. | |
| Is that the saying? | |
| Hard in the paint? | |
| Is that it? | |
| I don't know. | |
| That's the first time I ever used that. | |
| I was kind of like hesitant, you know? | |
| I was like, hold on. | |
| There was a little bit of second guessing. | |
| That's it. | |
| Joe Murphy donated 69 joys. | |
| The Aussie twins should take some advice from the peers on the panel. | |
| If you keep degrading your value with a. | |
| You both should consider marriage to the island boys in France. | |
| Hopefully that works. | |
| I love Island Boys. | |
| Here we go. | |
| I love Island Boys. | |
| That's my light skin then. | |
| Missile it. | |
| Missiled. | |
| Missiles sent. | |
| Missiles fucking sent. | |
| Wait, who sent them like the subscriptions? | |
| The Australian Air Force, dude. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| They're like, we can't have these fucking chicks on this American podcast. | |
| The Aussies came in with their World War II era, because I mean, you know, it's Australia. | |
| World War II era jets. | |
| Boom, drop that shit. | |
| I can also drop this. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Is it you that's doing that? | |
| No, no, hang on, Anne. | |
| We'll drop the ultimate here. | |
| Let's just go around real quick. | |
| Oh, boy. | |
| If there is a woman who is sleeping with 30 men, not at the same time, but is sleeping with all of them within intervals, very close, back-to-back-to-back, on a rotation. | |
| Would you consider that woman to be a slut going around the panel? | |
| I'm just curious. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I'm a slut. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| I'm after the panel. | |
| I'm an Australian. | |
| But other people who aren't you. | |
| She doesn't. | |
| So going around the panel. | |
| That's so me. | |
| Yeah, so going around the panel, would you consider that to be slutty behavior? | |
| Yeah, an Australian. | |
| Yeah, not you, though. | |
| Back to the rest of the panel who's not you. | |
| Would you consider that slutty behavior? | |
| Although, you never got your joke. | |
| Yeah, we need the joke. | |
| We need the joke, too. | |
| Now, I really wanted an answer to this question. | |
| Yeah, answer this first. | |
| And so what? | |
| So if there's a woman who's sleeping with 30 men at various intervals, but she's dating all of them simultaneously. | |
| She's sleeping with one Tuesday, one Wednesday, maybe three Thursdays, maybe four Friday. | |
| Would that be considered slutty behavior? | |
| Going around. | |
| I'm just curious. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, that would make her a bopper. | |
| That's what we call her. | |
| How do they say that in Russian? | |
| How do you say bop in Russian? | |
| I could say slut in Russian. | |
| Yeah, yeah, sure. | |
| Okay. | |
| Shluha. | |
| Yeah, would they be a shoe-ha? | |
| Shluha. | |
| Shluha. | |
| Yeah, whatever. | |
| Bruha, shoo-ha. | |
| Would they be that? | |
| First time saw this podthought Maddie was a lady boy. | |
| Only when she extends her arms and they invert, no, she's lady. | |
| Indeed. | |
| Livingo eat the Aussie's brainies. | |
| Skyrockets in flight. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I'll just send it again. | |
| Just, you know, whatever. | |
| It could be. | |
| Well, no, no, no, no. | |
| That was the start of the song, right? | |
| You know that, right? | |
| Scott. | |
| She likes the song. | |
| Afternoon Delight. | |
| You don't know Afternoon Delight? | |
| Afternoon Delight. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, that's the lyrics to the song. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Wait, they talk about ladyboys in the song? | |
| No, Later. | |
| Later. | |
| Later in the chat. | |
| Austrian's Trumpet Slayer donated $69. | |
| These twin breaches make me want to smack my pee-pee on the boardwalk and to make it leave. | |
| Rather a dead pee-pee than pee-pee, something like that. | |
| Like Austrian sultans. | |
| Austrian strumpet slayer. | |
| I love that. | |
| I'm going to pretend like you didn't just make my dick go soft. | |
| Okay. | |
| Lee palady. | |
| What the? | |
| What is my favorite call? | |
| I know. | |
| Wait, what was your favorite one? | |
| That was. | |
| Wait, we need a joke. | |
| Let's hear a joke. | |
| Or do we do? | |
| Are we doing the strumpet the slow? | |
| Well, I want to know. | |
| I want to know if it's considered skankish behavior. | |
| How about we just raise our hand because of the skank show behavior doing 30 different men. | |
| Just curious, yeah. | |
| Show of hands. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's what I aim for, guys. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, I mean, when you're not aiming at trolls. | |
| Strum strumpets. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Strumpets. | |
| Very, very poorly done trolling. | |
| By the way, if I was in your seat, just to show you that a man could do everything better, if I was trolling in your position, I could do it way better. | |
| He could do way better. | |
| Just letting you know. | |
| I could do way better. | |
| He could do that. | |
| I'd be 10 times the troll that you would be. | |
| Andrew, do you think you'd be more successful on OnlyFans than them? | |
| Like if you had one? | |
| Yes. | |
| Boom. | |
| Roasted. | |
| After all, according to her, I'm the hottest guy who's ever lived. | |
| You are. | |
| You are. | |
| You are like so hot. | |
| Your attitude makes you even more hotter. | |
| Nick, did we get any dating? | |
| Damn, some of the girls send screenshots of dating apps? | |
| Yeah, I did. | |
| I never got them. | |
| Oh. | |
| I checked the Instagram of the video. | |
| I sent them. | |
| Who's your attitude? | |
| Emi.grace. | |
| I didn't even do that. | |
| My dating account for like my eyes. | |
| Oh, right. | |
| So you're on dating apps just to get more sims or whatever? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Add them to the. | |
| But mine all got banned. | |
| So you just use the dating apps to find men? | |
| Yes. | |
| Spend money on your OF. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's smart. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Fair enough. | |
| All right. | |
| Not fair enough, I guess. | |
| Okay, so it is fair. | |
| Word. | |
| I mean, it's only up there just looking for a friend or something like that. | |
| It's not like I have that under relationship status. | |
| All right. | |
| That's fair. | |
| It's beautiful. | |
| Thank you for sharing that. | |
| Imogen. | |
| Mogan. | |
| I don't know. | |
| That was shy that just. | |
| And my name's Imogen. | |
| Imogen. | |
| Oh, you're shy. | |
| You can just call me Emi if you can't pronounce it right. | |
| That's okay. | |
| Emi? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| I have a question. | |
| Would you rather be the king's mistress or a peasant's wife? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Why are you looking at me that way? | |
| King's mistress. | |
| Stop flirting with me. | |
| What? | |
| King's mistress. | |
| King's mistress. | |
| Okay. | |
| Also, king's mistress. | |
| Yeah, king's mistress. | |
| Same. | |
| Um, peasant's wife. | |
| What the f. | |
| This girl's just, she's like, what's it called? | |
| What's it called when you're in the middle? | |
| Yeah, the contrarian. | |
| Contrarian. | |
| Thank you. | |
| King's mistress. | |
| King's mistress. | |
| Peasant's wife. | |
| King's mistress. | |
| President's wife. | |
| Okay, so just real quick, just as a very fast follow-up with a raise of hands. | |
| If it was considered by almost all women on planet Earth to be immoral, to be the king's mistress rather than the peasant's wife, who would change their answer with a raise of hands? | |
| What are the consequences? | |
| It's just. | |
| The only consequence is social shame. | |
| You get judged by other women. | |
| Oh, I think it's it. | |
| Who would change their answer? | |
| Nobody stated. | |
| You were going to get judged. | |
| Nobody thought it was going to be saved. | |
| But you would at least be taken care of. | |
| If I'm going to jail, then you're going to be able to do that. | |
| Okay, hang on, hang on. | |
| Fair enough. | |
| Follow-up to this. | |
| If you are with a man specifically because they are powerful and rich, but you're not interested in them for any other reason than just their wealth and their power, are you a prostitute? | |
| Raise a hand. | |
| Nobody. | |
| Oh, wait, no, I'm not a wait. | |
| Wait, no, that's transactional. | |
| You prostitute. | |
| It sure sounds transactional. | |
| Isn't the king's mistress just transactional? | |
| Didn't all of you just basically call yourselves prostitutes? | |
| No, no, I'm saying being a prostitute is transactional. | |
| What you just said wasn't transactional. | |
| That's just power and money. | |
| It sounds transactional. | |
| It sounds like you just want thing. | |
| Does that mean you're willing to, based on want thing, to sleep with person to get thing? | |
| That sounds very transactional. | |
| Does that mean men who want a submissive woman are transactional in nature? | |
| No, of course not. | |
| In essence, all relationships are transactional, right? | |
| No, no, in essence, prostitutes are transactional. | |
| No, we can assume for a moment, for instance, if you loved the peasant and he became rich, you would still love the peasant, correct? | |
| Sure. | |
| So then what's the transaction? | |
| Yeah, you got nothing. | |
| You basically all just called yourselves prostitutes. | |
| Australia is not a real country. | |
| No real country declares war on and sends its military after birds. | |
| Just clues to the birds. | |
| W Emus, you should run that fake country. | |
| Amy's a scary. | |
| Google that, Nick. | |
| Find the Wikipedia. | |
| It was the great Emu War Australia or some shit. | |
| Weren't there two of them? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Were there two? | |
| Were there two? | |
| Happy birthday. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Oh, it's midnight. | |
| Happy birthday. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Is it real? | |
| We'll do a half-off champagne pop if anybody wants. | |
| Please. | |
| 500. | |
| Happy birthday. | |
| 500 for her since she's the birthday girl. | |
| Half-off champagne pop. | |
| All right, we got to do the half-op champagne pop. | |
| I will get some vodka ready. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I can't wait to do this thing. | |
| 30 underscore 420 donated $69. | |
| Happy birthday, Julie. | |
| I hope any of you who partake will have a shot with her. | |
| Brian, your OG prank videos inspired a lot of confidence with me back in the day to go out and talk to PPA. | |
| Nice. | |
| Twitch IRL when. | |
| Soon. | |
| Very soon, I got the IRL backpack. | |
| We're perhaps going to do a little testing this coming week. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Really appreciate it. | |
| Melonova donated $69. | |
| I said sublime. | |
| I have ascended into Nirvana. | |
| I am now sublime. | |
| Australians are so deluded. | |
| I want Andrew to hit pilot at full force. | |
| Wow. | |
| Nirvana feels like logic and knowledge. | |
| I'm ascending to heaven. | |
| Goodbye, all. | |
| I was nothing but a gentleman. | |
| She was unnecessarily combative. | |
| I didn't do nothing. | |
| Word. | |
| By the way, I'm changing the TTS for the next three TTSs to a French voice. | |
| So it's going to come in with like a French accent. | |
| Hold on, boys. | |
| One sec. | |
| Where is it, boys? | |
| Sorry. | |
| What the? | |
| Where is it? | |
| Finnish? | |
| Who did we do? | |
| We're doing Remy. | |
| Okay, Remy. | |
| It's going to come. | |
| The next three are coming in French. | |
| So if any of you want to, you know, write in French, it'll actually speak French. | |
| So you can do it in French. | |
| Pull up the email war. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Pull up the emu war. | |
| Ladies, would you first off, ladies, scroll down a bit so we can see that photo? | |
| Actually, pull that shit up. | |
| Pull the shit up, Nick. | |
| No, just click on that shit. | |
| Click, click, just, ladies, would you date this guy? | |
| 100%. | |
| He's a catch. | |
| 100%. | |
| Babe, right? | |
| What is going on? | |
| Like, you imagine you're swiping on Bumblewright and you see this dude. | |
| Like, you would definitely like Smash, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't know facial hair stuff. | |
| Yeah, like, this guy's a fucking legend. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I would purchase a bumble. | |
| X out of this. | |
| Let's see the details. | |
| Super light. | |
| Wait, look at the belligerence. | |
| Scroll down. | |
| Put us on the other side, Nick. | |
| Put us on the other side. | |
| Very important stuff here. | |
| Yeah, so this is no, it lasted over a month. | |
| December 2 to 10th of December 1932. | |
| Outcome: 986 emus confirmed kills. | |
| Minimal impact on the overall had no impact on the overall emu population. | |
| And they had the Australian Army. | |
| It was led by Major Gwynaned Pervez. | |
| Wynn. | |
| How many fucking names does this guy have, bro? | |
| Wynn Aubrey Meredith of the Royal Australian Artillery. | |
| This was like a really serious war, boys. | |
| And I'm just saying, like, fallow caused by emus. | |
| Look at that. | |
| I'll know what fallow is. | |
| Scroll down, bro. | |
| Scroll down. | |
| Damn, this has a Wikipedia article. | |
| Where's my Wikipedia? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| That's crazy. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Okay, anyways, cool. | |
| Would you date a guy who participated in an emu kill coling? | |
| Excuse me. | |
| Like they culled the population of the emus. | |
| Would you like date a guy who did that? | |
| I mean, why did they do that? | |
| Because of the cask PTSD from like the emu or because it was fun. | |
| It was fun. | |
| He just called him because it was hilarious. | |
| The coling of the emus. | |
| I mean, honestly, if he doesn't go 50-50 on the first date, sure, why not? | |
| Okay. | |
| Good talk. | |
| Fuck those emus. | |
| Fuck the emus, bro. | |
| Those bastards. | |
| Those bastards. | |
| A couple questions, then we're going to do the rest session. | |
| Then we're going to wrap up. | |
| Who's the primary victim of war? | |
| Men or women? | |
| Humanity. | |
| That's beautiful. | |
| Humanity, man. | |
| Peace. | |
| Okay. | |
| Who's the primary victim of specific hypotheticals? | |
| Men or women? | |
| I thought it was the 21st. | |
| Solstice is the 21st. | |
| Hang on, I want to ask this. | |
| Who's the primary victim of hypotheticals that are specific? | |
| Men or women? | |
| Damn, that's deep. | |
| That's awful, man. | |
| French guns are the best. | |
| Never use the non-niddropense. | |
| Hashtag fuchse maginot. | |
| Fouc de maginon. | |
| Et bien, c'est pa c'est pave c'est pas jantissa tu doi vremond tout dice c'est pas jeanti. | |
| Le français le piz. | |
| How do you say gun? | |
| Baguette, excuse me. | |
| That's fucking racist, bro. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| H, X, C, T, X, 4 donated 69 dollars. | |
| Ah, merci beaucoup. | |
| Let's oeufs aussi and grandma get some cold pizza. | |
| Bring the 3 yappé in the back close to Amik. | |
| Wait, we're gonna do a pizza party too. | |
| We're gonna do a pizza party. | |
| We're gonna pull out, pull up the pizza. | |
| Merci boucu. | |
| Merci boucu. | |
| Maddie, Maddie, listen, listen. | |
| Brian can't stop this. | |
| Don't let them have pizza. | |
| Make them want it, but don't give them any of the pizza. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Tea pork anyway. | |
| What the hell is wrong with pork? | |
| No pork on my fork. | |
| Are you vegetarian? | |
| No, I just don't eat pork. | |
| Pork is actually the closest, has the closest relation to human to humans, and their brain is very similar. | |
| No, well, first of all, that's not true. | |
| That is, so no, it's not. | |
| Dolphins are closer, actually. | |
| Well, we don't consume dolphins. | |
| We make dolphins. | |
| No, we do consume tea. | |
| I don't know if you've ever eaten tuna, but there's usually plenty of dolphin in tuna, so I don't know what you're talking about. | |
| Shit. | |
| Well, I don't eat tuna either, so you know, well, do you eat any meat? | |
| I do, yeah. | |
| Yeah, so you don't have any moral objection to meat? | |
| No, just pigs. | |
| So then what the hell is wrong with me going out, blasting a pig in the face and then eating its face? | |
| What's the problem there? | |
| Well, you're American, so you can do anything you want to do. | |
| Yeah, I know, but what's the actual problem? | |
| I just told you what the problem was. | |
| No, I'm not really sure you did. | |
| What is the actual problem? | |
| I just told you that anatomically they have the closest relation to humans. | |
| That's anatomically, not antonically. | |
| I don't know what that is. | |
| I think I said anatomically. | |
| Where's the anatola? | |
| Anatomic? | |
| Anatola? | |
| Anatomic? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Animatronic. | |
| Anatomically, yeah. | |
| I think that's what you meant, was anatomic. | |
| Okay, I thought I said that, but if you didn't hear that, then you said antatomic. | |
| Andrew has a hearing. | |
| He'd struggle. | |
| That's okay. | |
| Pew pew. | |
| I mean, he didn't wear his hearing protection. | |
| So you got to speak clearly when. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Anyway, go ahead. | |
| I'm just wondering what the moral objection is. | |
| Yeah, anatomically, they're the closest to humans. | |
| So for that reason, you mean because they're omnibores? | |
| The way that their brains are. | |
| Now, the way that their brains are, not the closest. | |
| Oh, did you know cannibals, people who eat people, obviously, when they try. | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| Hang on. | |
| Hang on, back up for a second. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Are you saying that pigs are closer as far as the brain goes than like gorillas or apes? | |
| I had read that somewhere. | |
| Transformative brain makeover donated $100. | |
| Is it problematic, especially for older individuals on the panel, to bringing someone home to perform 3D/slash gun maintenance for a cosplay pilot event while caring for pets/slash kids slash teen who are home? | |
| Hang on, hang on, Brian. | |
| I gotta finish this. | |
| I gotta know. | |
| Are you saying you think that pigs are closer to human beings than apes and monkeys? | |
| I might be wrong on that. | |
| Okay, so then I would say that if you were to eat a monkey, that would be a lot closer to a human than a pig, right? | |
| That might be true. | |
| Yeah, so I think you're just talking about the digestive system, not the brain, right? | |
| I think I'm talking about the brain. | |
| You know what that's? | |
| I might be thinking about that. | |
| Hang on. | |
| I just want to make sure I got this clear then. | |
| You think a pig's brain is closer to a human's than a great ape's brain? | |
| In that comparison, I might be incorrect, but I think a pig's brain is closer than, let's say, a chicken. | |
| Do you think that we evolve from like, I don't know, pigs? | |
| Or do you think that we, if you look at the evolution, would you say it's more of an ape-like creature? | |
| Yeah, we definitely derived from. | |
| Wait, can we wrap this wrap it up? | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| We're almost done. | |
| We definitely came from the earth creature? | |
| What type? | |
| We definitely came from what type? | |
| Most likely an ape. | |
| Yeah, so then an ape would be closer to a human than a pig, right? | |
| Sure. | |
| Okay, great. | |
| All right. | |
| But we don't eat apes. | |
| No, no, no, we do eat apes. | |
| I don't know where you got the idea that people don't eat monkeys and apes, but they most certainly do. | |
| I don't know where you got the idea that they don't, but they most certainly do do that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think she's talking about like the textures. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What do you mean, the texture? | |
| What's that? | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Like when you eat monkeys? | |
| The texture of a monkey. | |
| People eat monkeys. | |
| No, they eat pigs. | |
| They eat everything. | |
| But like evolutionary wise, we're closely related to like apes. | |
| But she's saying like pigs. | |
| Wait, I know where this conversation is. | |
| Pigs are like. | |
| Would you guys fuck an alien? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Like an alien. | |
| I wouldn't say no to that. | |
| I know where you're going with this, Andrew. | |
| Would you guys fuck an alien? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Actually, I'm starting with Maddie. | |
| Go ahead, Maddie. | |
| Like a hot alien. | |
| If he looked like my boyfriend, yeah. | |
| Like Avatar on some avatar. | |
| Would you fuck an Avatar? | |
| Like Avatar? | |
| Have you seen Avatar? | |
| James Cameron? | |
| Highest-grossing movie ever. | |
| Would you fuck an Avatar? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Maddie? | |
| No. | |
| Assuming you were single, would you fucking? | |
| If I were a single alien. You'd smash it. | |
| Smash. | |
| Smash an alien. | |
| As long as the knees weren't wonky. | |
| The alien can't have wonky knees. | |
| Good to know. | |
| Yeah, I'd fuck it. | |
| You'd fuck it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What about you? | |
| Would you smash an alien? | |
| No. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Avatar? | |
| Not even an Avatar alien? | |
| No. | |
| Yeah, I'd smash the alien. | |
| Should you smash it? | |
| And then smash its head against the wall. | |
| Damn, fuck a Vulcan. | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| Brian, Brian, what about Seven of Nine? | |
| Would you do Seven of Nine, Brian? | |
| Wait, Seven of Nine? | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's Deep Space Nine. | |
| You don't know who Seven of Nine is from Deep Space Nine? | |
| You're talking about aliens and shit? | |
| Andrew, I know your favorite fucking movie is Starship Troopers, right? | |
| Would you fucking know? | |
| This is Star Trek. | |
| This is Star Trek. | |
| Star Trek. | |
| Get out of here. | |
| Star Trek. | |
| Seven of Nine. | |
| Andrew, would you have carnal to save the human species? | |
| Would you have carnal knowledge with that final thing? | |
| The final alien that. | |
| With the vagina mouth. | |
| Yeah, would you have carnal knowledge to save humans? | |
| I think humanity is going extinct. | |
| Service guarantees citizenship, Andrew. | |
| That's right. | |
| But service. | |
| Hang on, Brian. | |
| I answered your question. | |
| I answered your question. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Brian, would you fuck a Vulcan? | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| Would you have logical sex with a Vulcan? | |
| With a boat? | |
| With a Vulcan. | |
| A Vulcan. | |
| Vulcan. | |
| A Vulcan, yeah, yeah. | |
| Live long and prosper, that kind of thing. | |
| Would you have logical sex with a Vulcan, Brian? | |
| Who knows? | |
| Fulcan. | |
| Yeah, look, they got it. | |
| Look, look right behind you. | |
| They did the Vulcan thing. | |
| Look. | |
| They're doing it. | |
| Is it a female? | |
| Is it a female? | |
| Yeah, it's a female. | |
| It's a female Vulcan, yeah. | |
| Just cause? | |
| Like, just cause? | |
| Yeah, just cause. | |
| Yeah, would you have logical? | |
| Would you have the most logical sex ever with a Vulcan? | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Okay, that's fair. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Why not? | |
| Why not? | |
| Okay, I don't know where we were. | |
| I mean, it's illogical to do anything but that. | |
| Amy, what's up? | |
| Rich alien, do you fuck the rich alien? | |
| Avatar. | |
| Big, lots of money. | |
| He's a billionaire. | |
| Biggest planet. | |
| Billionaire, trillionaire, alien. | |
| Very good impression, sir, but no. | |
| No. | |
| You find out your boyfriend's an alien. | |
| Do you continue having carnal knowledge with your boyfriend? | |
| Oh. | |
| Like he opens up here, and it's like a little. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| But like he still kind of looks like it. | |
| But it's my boyfriend. | |
| But it's your boyfriend. | |
| Then yeah. | |
| But it's also an alien. | |
| If it's my boyfriend, then yeah. | |
| It's beautiful. | |
| All right, what about you? | |
| Maybe like once or twice. | |
| Just once or twice? | |
| Like you'd hit it and quit it. | |
| Yeah, basically. | |
| You shouldn't do that with an alien. | |
| Like you can't hit it and quit it with a fucking alien. | |
| You think humans are. | |
| It's a long term of logical. | |
| Bro, some of these girls, like you hit and quit, they're slash a tiger. | |
| These aliens, they'll fucking blow up the planet. | |
| You can't be doing that shit. | |
| Like an alien comes down, it's like the boss of aliens, and they're like, how do you say your name again? | |
| It's, uh, how do you say your name again? | |
| It's, uh. | |
| Larissa? | |
| Larissa. | |
| They're like Larissa. | |
| It's not happening. | |
| Larissa, you can't hit and quit. | |
| I got to just throw one time. | |
| Damn, bro, that's brutal. | |
| Okay, what would you smash? | |
| Super smash, super smash. | |
| Super smash. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'll know how I got to that. | |
| Okay, so for the pilot, for the pilot. | |
| Oh, Jesus. | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| Let's assume. | |
| Nope. | |
| Right? | |
| This is all good faith. | |
| We're having some fun. | |
| Relax. | |
| Let us assume for a second you're like 500 years in the future, and money doesn't matter at that point because you're in this like United Federation of Planets. | |
| I got the Titans. | |
| And it's basically some big, massive communist super center. | |
| And only people by their merit are judged in this particular system. | |
| Okay? | |
| Would you date a guy if he had a food replicator? | |
| I have no idea. | |
| I have no idea what you're talking about. | |
| I mean, if he had a food replicator, he's like the only guy who could create wealth, which is food out of nothing. | |
| So if he was the one guy who could do that, would he be the only guy you would date? | |
| I don't know what that is. | |
| It makes food? | |
| Yeah, it just makes food out of nothing, essentially. | |
| Just like out of an air particle. | |
| Yeah, he'd be useful. | |
| I mean, I don't know. | |
| Sure. | |
| Yeah, so the guy with the food replicator, that's the guy you're going for. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Whatever will get you to talk to somebody else, I will say it right now. | |
| Oh, man, you're no fun. | |
| Literally, no fun. | |
| Not only are you a phony baloney person who fires guns, but you can't land a plane. | |
| You just suck. | |
| Yeah, I do. | |
| All around. | |
| Damn. | |
| Okay, so, guys, I paused TTS early. | |
| A bunch are going to come through. | |
| $47 donated $69. | |
| I was supposed to be on the podcast tonight. | |
| Charlie Kirk was on. | |
| Love him. | |
| Carly is just so expensive, and I don't have money. | |
| Hi, Andrew. | |
| Hi, Bricks and Lol. | |
| You can't. | |
| See you all maybe soon. | |
| You were supposed to be on the Trump 24 hashtag on the one. | |
| Let me see. | |
| You cancelled? | |
| Who are you? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Audi. | |
| You've got to do champagne pop. | |
| The Devil Slayer donated $200. | |
| Are Australian girls even real bro? | |
| I've met quite a few with a huge roster. | |
| Do you guys want to respond at all? | |
| Maddie, did we read this? | |
| Did these come through? | |
| These two? | |
| Sorry, another TTS is coming. | |
| Oh. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| I might have gone up right when I saw that, but I don't, I don't know. | |
| Are you guys even real, bro? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Joe Murphy donated $69. | |
| Yeah, thank you, Joe. | |
| Andrew, can you enlighten the panel on Eastern feminism, particularly the Bolshevik feminist movement? | |
| No voting or land issues. | |
| I'll have my people send you a bottle of vodka and Russia chocolates. | |
| Thank you, Joe Murphy. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Well, considering that that's a very communist way to put that, I'll take the vodka and chocolates first before I give that explanation. | |
| Otherwise, I feel, in the sense of a good comrade, like you must be, that I'll never actually get them. | |
| I'll give the explanation, but I'll never get the vodka and the chocolates. | |
| So, yeah, we'll send those first. | |
| Jerendy donated $69. | |
| Andrew, I love you, but 709 is Voyager, not DS9. | |
| I didn't say Deep Space Nine. | |
| I said Voyager, didn't I? | |
| Maybe I didn't. | |
| Fuck, did I make a Star Trek error? | |
| Is that a massive L? | |
| Is that the first L for Andrews night? | |
| I know the pilot didn't give me any. | |
| That would have been fun if she would have been engaging and funny and all the things that women never are. | |
| But other than that, maybe I took an episode. | |
| I'm going to donated $69. | |
| My sister fucked an alien. | |
| She mahe him come for a baby. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| He left with a green card. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| That was. | |
| Okay, Nickelodeon. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Did this one come through? | |
| Did this? | |
| Baguette Bulge donated $69. | |
| Question for the table. | |
| What is one piece of advice/slash tip for young men struggling to find partnership in this generation? | |
| Only fans. | |
| Hmm. | |
| That's terrible advice. | |
| That's so bad. | |
| Be chivalrous. | |
| Ladies, any thoughts on this? | |
| How can stop consuming porn for one? | |
| That's good. | |
| Maddie, what you got? | |
| What you got for us, Maddie? | |
| You got something, Maddie? | |
| No. | |
| Maddie? | |
| Nerd? | |
| Nair? | |
| Hmm. | |
| I'll give you some advice, bro. | |
| You need a four-tier approach. | |
| I got this written down. | |
| I'm fucking ready. | |
| Okay, first off, you got to min-max yourself. | |
| Any of you who play World of Warcraft? | |
| Damn it. | |
| RPR Aquatic donated $500. | |
| I don't know if the champagne pop is still $500. | |
| But this is for Andrew for the shop. | |
| And 90 Zebra is on the Crucible. | |
| Cash W Crucible. | |
| Did it work? | |
| Thank you, crew. | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| Before we do the champagne pop, though, Brian did say $500 for the pop. | |
| Let me tell the woman, bring me down a shot, woman. | |
| She was like, I'm going to bed. | |
| But now she has to get her lazy ass up and bring me a shot so I can cheers with you guys. | |
| While we're getting that, you got to min-max yourself, bro. | |
| If you play World of Warcraft, you know, you got to min-max. | |
| So no smoking, no drugs, no drinking, eat healthy, minimize stress, exercise, clear mind, clear body. | |
| You got to min-max your approach. | |
| You got to be on the dating apps, terrible, but hey, fucking farmers only, Christian Mingle, if you're Christian. | |
| J Date, I guess, too, whatever. | |
| Bumble Hinge, whatever, Tinder, you got to hit everything. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you, boys. | |
| And got the champagne here. | |
| Let's see. | |
| You could also Passport Bro if you want. | |
| You could do the Passport Bro thing. | |
| Go to where you are appreciated. | |
| So maybe you got to go to South America. | |
| Maybe you got to go to Asian country. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Eastern Europe. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Also, this is like if just nothing works, there's better things than pussy. | |
| No offense. | |
| There's better things than dick, too. | |
| Also, grow out your beard and get a really good haircut. | |
| That goes so long. | |
| That goes so long. | |
| Get in. | |
| So far, I mean. | |
| I would add funny is always good. | |
| Like, work on your sense of human beings. | |
| Everybody likes funny. | |
| You know, be funny. | |
| Being funny helps. | |
| And maybe like. | |
| Are you ever going to be funny? | |
| Have a positive outlook on life. | |
| Positive mental attitude. | |
| PMA. | |
| Sorry. | |
| What is that? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm being cringe. | |
| Trade parks. | |
| I'm being cringe. | |
| Okay. | |
| So my recommendation: if all else fails, dude, find a hobby, find a passion. | |
| If after making good faith effort to self-improve, you can't find success, just start surfing, bro. | |
| I'm telling you. | |
| Again, getting some, like, honestly, getting like waist to chest high, like glassy ring con. | |
| I'd rather get chest high ring con, glassy, preferably no crowds, than like the best pussy in the world. | |
| I'm telling you, bro, surfing's way better than pussy. | |
| No offense, ladies. | |
| You're not wrong. | |
| What was the last time you surf? | |
| Sure. | |
| It's been a minute. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| I'm just saying, look, save up some money if you got. | |
| I know geographically there's not waves everywhere. | |
| You got to hit the coast. | |
| Wherever you are, find the fucking coast. | |
| Move to Hawaii, wherever you got to go. | |
| Take up surfing, right? | |
| I know it sounds crazy, but I'm telling you, you catch that first wave, you get that little, that little speed on the first wave, man. | |
| I'm telling you, bro, you're going to be fucking hooked, man. | |
| It's going to be fucking, you're going to be fucking frothing. | |
| You're going to be fucking stoking, man. | |
| Get some fucking barrels. | |
| Left's right, doesn't matter. | |
| Just get in the fucking tube, boys. | |
| Not the vaginal tube, the wave tube. | |
| I don't want to. | |
| I think you're discouraging them at this point. | |
| I'm just saying, like, I would rather. | |
| Okay, here's the crazy thing. | |
| I'm just for women advice. | |
| Nah, he was definitely asking me. | |
| I'm just saying there's better things than like sex and dating. | |
| 100%. | |
| Right? | |
| You ever surfed? | |
| You live in LA? | |
| You ever surfed the boo? | |
| I've never surfed in my life. | |
| But you live in LA, right? | |
| Yeah, I suck. | |
| You ever surfed Malibu? | |
| No. | |
| Not the boo. | |
| The crowds are fucking terrible, but the waves, the wave is good. | |
| The boo. | |
| You ever surfed Seccos? | |
| I've never surfed Purio. | |
| Leo Carrillo? | |
| Are you more like your county lion girl? | |
| I love you prefer county lions. | |
| I prefer swimming. | |
| I'm more like Leo Carrillo is a little better, but like it's a point break, so like that takeoff sucks, you know? | |
| Nice. | |
| Just get pitted. | |
| So fucking pitted. | |
| It's like wa-pa. | |
| You come out, do the fucking. | |
| And then you get back up. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| Trust me, boys. | |
| Head-high, glassy ring con, no one out. | |
| Ripped, rich, and rear donated $69. | |
| Damn, bro. | |
| Fat boy Andrew. | |
| How does it feel to save single mums and take away? | |
| Okay, I gotta pop the champagne. | |
| Captain, save a single mum simp. | |
| Jiggle in big alter teeth. | |
| Jiggle in. | |
| I'll smack your fat as in then big tits. | |
| All right, thank you. | |
| I don't know. | |
| That sounds like a question for Wes Watson. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Sounds like a question for Wes Watson. | |
| Transformative A Make Hope that $100. | |
| Is it problematic, especially for older individuals on the panel, to bringing someone home to perform 3D/slash gun maintenance for a cosplay pilot event while caring for pet slash kids slash teen humahoo? | |
| It's very specific. | |
| What do you mean by that? | |
| So random. | |
| Thank you. | |
| It's a word salad. | |
| That was beautiful. | |
| I gotta change this back. | |
| I gotta change this back to. | |
| Okay, I'm changing it back to the British. | |
| I've had too much fun. | |
| All right, let's pop the champagne bottle. | |
| Is anybody you're who's you're 20, right? | |
| So you can't drink. | |
| Everyone? | |
| The Aussies, sorry. | |
| All right, let's see if I fuck this up. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I'll drink this. | |
| All right, boys. | |
| Julia. | |
| Julia, can you put your face like? | |
| Oh, sorry, Julia. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| Julia, that is insane. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Just, I need you to block, use your face to block it from hitting the screen. | |
| Okay, go ahead. | |
| No, no, you got this. | |
| Okay. | |
| You can figure it out. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Oh, he's going to ask you to clean that up. | |
| I know. | |
| He's going to ask me to clean it up. | |
| With your mouth. | |
| I know my mouth. | |
| No, he's confident. | |
| I like it. | |
| Yeah, I'm going to trust the process. | |
| Can I get like a little paper towel or something? | |
| I need a little hyper towel to open this stuff. | |
| Trust the plant. | |
| Trust the pan. | |
| Plain, Leo. | |
| Pineco Nandas Corbona donated $69. | |
| I love picking up chicks at women's shelters. | |
| Mainly because I love my women like I love my fish. | |
| Give me a fish. | |
| What do you need? | |
| I don't need a whole bunch of stuff. | |
| I need another one, Nick. | |
| Not a single chuckle. | |
| Not a single chuckle from that. | |
| That was great. | |
| All right, here we go. | |
| All right. | |
| Oh, I got this, boys. | |
| I don't even need it. | |
| You ready? | |
| Are you fucking ready? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Finesse. | |
| Beautifully, man. | |
| All right. | |
| That was the fastest you ever did. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| The Australian girls didn't clap. | |
| You can't pour before they clap. | |
| They can't even drink. | |
| Pick it up, Julie. | |
| Yeah, I can't drink anyway. | |
| I take it. | |
| Do we have cups? | |
| Who wants some champagne? | |
| Me, what the fuck? | |
| Oh, it's her birthday. | |
| Here, just pound the whole thing. | |
| We'll open another one. | |
| No, no, she won't. | |
| Wait, will it? | |
| Wait. | |
| You'll like. | |
| Yes. | |
| Oh, it's so much fun. | |
| Okay, hang on. | |
| Guys, it is her birthday. | |
| I'll go. | |
| We're doing it. | |
| We're doing it. | |
| Wait, you're going to. | |
| How much you got, Andrew? | |
| Wait, I've got a whole bunch like a pizza. | |
| How about we pour a little for her and then give her the rest? | |
| to just open another one does anybody want to wait she will drink if If somebody does another shampoo, I'm going to leave it here for just two minutes. | |
| If somebody does another champagne pop, she has to drink this whole thing. | |
| She will. | |
| It's her fucking birthday. | |
| Live a little bit. | |
| Not going in. | |
| That's a fucking birthday. | |
| Let's do this together. | |
| Andrew, Andrew's like 10. | |
| You're never going to beat an Irish. | |
| Andrew's already like 10 deep. | |
| Wait, who wants pizza? | |
| We should have a little pizza party right here, real quick. | |
| You want pizza? | |
| I know. | |
| You don't sleep on pizza. | |
| You want pizza? | |
| Kate, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Thank you. | |
| You want that cocktail. | |
| Beyond. | |
| Raise your hand. | |
| You don't want the pizza? | |
| No, I'm going to get you. | |
| Do you want pizza? | |
| I don't want cheese pizza. | |
| We have to take off the pepperoni. | |
| Amy, what's up? | |
| You'd like the pizza? | |
| I'm fine. | |
| It's not New York pizza, but it's pizza. | |
| She wants pizza? | |
| Nothing. | |
| It's New York. | |
| You want pizza? | |
| Yeah. | |
| What are you doing, bro? | |
| You okay? | |
| Maddie, I'm cold. | |
| You're cold. | |
| Do you have a blanket? | |
| Oh, I'll survive. | |
| What's on your meat? | |
| Pizza? | |
| I want to eat that. | |
| Pizza? | |
| Can it please be warm? | |
| Pizza? | |
| I'll cook. | |
| All right, okay. | |
| I think we just. | |
| No, but not enough people want the pizza. | |
| Me and Maddie, we'll eat a pizza together. | |
| What do you think? | |
| I have four sizes, but I'll take it. | |
| Damn, you already know. | |
| Maddie, bro. | |
| I've barely eaten. | |
| I've been playing all day. | |
| Damn. | |
| Shit. | |
| It's that, she's got that fast metabolism. | |
| Metabolism goals. | |
| Maddie's got that. | |
| She's got that half-tie metabolism, you know what I mean? | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Oh, dude, she's. | |
| No, she's going to check it in. | |
| What's happening? | |
| Just give her a huge flash. | |
| Just give me the biggest glass. | |
| Or have it one cup. | |
| I'll have a pizza in a second. | |
| No, I'll do it. | |
| Because I wanted to have a pizza party with the girls, but no. | |
| Oh, I'll have one now. | |
| Me and Andy. | |
| Me and Andrew are also. | |
| Me and Andrew joined Weight Watchers. | |
| It's all good. | |
| Me and Andrew. | |
| I'm going to get some more of her champagne. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, you'll get it. | |
| Okay, hold on. | |
| It was a champagne pop. | |
| I guess I should do it, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yes. | |
| If they do another 500, she'll get a bottle. | |
| Okay, yeah. | |
| If you do another. | |
| Okay, here, that's better. | |
| If you do another 500, we'll pop another champagne bottle and she'll drink the whole thing. | |
| Julie has to drink all of it. | |
| She has to. | |
| Well, then, maybe I should wait because, you know, I'll match. | |
| Wait, Maddie, can you pour it so I can just like the plastic cup? | |
| Oh, yeah, that's a better idea. | |
| Okay. | |
| Off she goes. | |
| I need the William. | |
| I need that William Tell overture. | |
| I know you want it. | |
| I wait, Lord. | |
| What the hell? | |
| She's egging me. | |
| She's going. | |
| Okay, I guess this is mine. | |
| How many cups? | |
| She wants a glass. | |
| Do you want a glass? | |
| You want a glass? | |
| Sure. | |
| She'll have some. | |
| Can't drink. | |
| 21, but no. | |
| Please don't do the Roman salute. | |
| No? | |
| No. | |
| Amy? | |
| She has to fly a plane later. | |
| You want some champagne? | |
| Okay, there we go. | |
| Good sport there. | |
| Good sport. | |
| Turning down. | |
| I'm too cool for it. | |
| We'll do it. | |
| We'll do it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We also should dating app. | |
| We got. | |
| Did you find the dating apps from the rest? | |
| Okay, pull that up. | |
| We'll do the dating app review. | |
| Then we'll do bumble. | |
| We'll do roast. | |
| And then we'll wrap up and then we'll raid Andrew. | |
| Wait, really quick, Nick. | |
| Twitch. | |
| Yo, boys, go to twitch.tv/slash whatever and drop us a follow. | |
| Wait, show us the view count. | |
| Blah, blah, blah. | |
| Show us the view count. | |
| Show us the view count. | |
| There it is. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Sorry, that might have been me. | |
| I like had my hand on the table when I sat down. | |
| Rude. | |
| But how many? | |
| Okay, guys, we got a thousand following on Twitch, 8,000 on YouTube. | |
| Guys, go over to twitch.tv/slash whatever. | |
| Drop us a follow. | |
| Drop us a prime sub. | |
| If you have one, Maddie's going to pour some liquor. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, guys, it's been, boys, it's been 17 minutes since there's been a prime. | |
| Okay. | |
| I need somebody to drop a prime sib. | |
| I'm trying to do Doctor Evil, but it's not working. | |
| I need somebody to drop. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I thought, thank you, DK. | |
| I thought it was bugged, man. | |
| Thank you for the prime. | |
| Guys, drop us a follow on a prime sub over on Twitch because Maddie's going to start doing streams over there. | |
| Yo, AB check, thank you for the gift of 20 memberships. | |
| You're a fucking legend. | |
| Good to see you in the chat, man. | |
| He's a brave and a decent man. | |
| He's a pioneer. | |
| Thank you, bro. | |
| You're a fucking legend. | |
| Anyways, what were we talking about? | |
| Just the smells. | |
| I don't drink alcohol, so this is. | |
| I'm going to get drunk off of three sips. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Oh, wait, I got away. | |
| Okay, I'm going. | |
| Cheers. | |
| Fill that. | |
| Wait, yeah, fill it up. | |
| So wait, you won't... | |
| Okay, uh... | |
| Go ahead. | |
| You got it. | |
| I'm not going to pull it. | |
| Oh, so this is. | |
| I'm not going to be alcoholic about this. | |
| Okay, there you go. | |
| I mean, you are Russian. | |
| Oh, seriously? | |
| There you go. | |
| Probably. | |
| Is that it? | |
| Is that the girls and the fucking soldiers? | |
| They're dealing with their stress. | |
| They've seen some shit in the trenches. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Andrew, do you have your vodka ready? | |
| Does Rachel have your vodka ready? | |
| Oh, he's got it. | |
| Two. | |
| My birthday. | |
| Julie and the Prussian military and to the devil's slave to Newton 500. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| All right. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Here we go. | |
| All right, well, let's do the cheers. | |
| Two. | |
| No, no, no, no cheers. | |
| We just go right to the channel. | |
| Okay, Salu. | |
| Salu. | |
| And do we go bottle this? | |
| I thought I got her. | |
| You have to drink the whole bottle. | |
| Yeah, and I better get some money. | |
| Oh, I can like set all right. | |
| Well, I mean, that's quite a lot of vodka, I must admit. | |
| I'm done. | |
| Did I just have the bottle to myself? | |
| Do I have to chug it all over? | |
| You have to do a decent job. | |
| I feel like that $500. | |
| I'm pretty sure on Twitch. | |
| Is it TOS? | |
| Yeah, you can't drink her money. | |
| Wait, really? | |
| We're not drinking for money. | |
| You do it all the time. | |
| No, we would never do that. | |
| I would never. | |
| We're celebrating getting a doctor. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Let me pull up the Twitch chat. | |
| Let me see. | |
| No, you're fine. | |
| You're fine. | |
| I'll just see it. | |
| I think, I don't think it's TOS. | |
| Twitch is really good about this, especially when it comes to experience. | |
| It's her birthday. | |
| We're celebrating. | |
| It's her birthday. | |
| It actually is TOS. | |
| We're celebrating. | |
| It is TOS, dude. | |
| I'm telling you. | |
| I thought, no, you can drink on stream. | |
| You can. | |
| Joe Murphy donated $69. | |
| Cheers to the good workfellas. | |
| Andrew, you're on the hook for a drink and Russian chocolates. | |
| We can send Brian some water and Russian chocolates. | |
| Share with Maddie. | |
| Keep challenging the masses. | |
| So, we're not drinking for money. | |
| We're popping a champagne bottle for money. | |
| It's a birthday. | |
| I don't think that. | |
| Like, it's not like I will take a shot. | |
| Stop explaining it. | |
| Okay, yeah, you're right. | |
| For her birthday. | |
| No, that's all you have to say. | |
| Pop and it could be sparkling cider. | |
| Yeah, guys, this is obviously non-alcoholic. | |
| What is she doing? | |
| Hold on, keep going. | |
| Nope, nothing happened. | |
| Nope. | |
| Hit it up. | |
| Hit it. | |
| Hit it to the next one. | |
| Wait, can I get some. | |
| Can you give me a paper towel? | |
| A paper towel, please. | |
| She's got it. | |
| She's on it. | |
| My bodyguard's on it, Nick. | |
| Just throw me. | |
| Thank you, bro. | |
| Put on the helmet. | |
| All right, we'll go back to it. | |
| All right. | |
| We're going to do another champagne pop. | |
| While I'm doing this, Maddie, why don't you ask the question that you always like to ask? | |
| Two questions. | |
| You got two? | |
| Yeah, go ahead. | |
| A couple questions? | |
| Yeah, go ahead. | |
| Do you guys object to a man caring about your body count? | |
| What man? | |
| Any man. | |
| Say a man that you're dating or going to date, a dating prospect. | |
| I feel like any man I've dated hasn't asked me for my body count. | |
| He's seen my intrinsic value and what I offer. | |
| Have you ever shared that with him? | |
| I've honestly only shared it because I was curious what his was. | |
| So I, you know, by nature, told him what mine was just in conversation. | |
| But I don't. | |
| I haven't had like a high-value man ask me that. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Yes. | |
| Wow. | |
| Happy birthday. | |
| I'm not sure this. | |
| You're actually crazy. | |
| Just for trending. | |
| Well, just how about take a decent, you know. | |
| Okay, hang on, hang on. | |
| Hang on. | |
| Wait, wait, wait, wait. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I'm not supposed to chug it. | |
| Bro, you gotta go. | |
| We're supposed to grow. | |
| Ready? | |
| You're already sitting on the ground. | |
| What the hell? | |
| I didn't tell you to spit it back out, but okay. | |
| Are you ready? | |
| Hold in. | |
| It smells like armpit sweat, okay? | |
| I can't hear you. | |
| You gotta translate, Brian. | |
| These smell like armpit sweats. | |
| It doesn't smell terrible. | |
| Okay, he doesn't speak Canadian. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| Birthday girl, are you ready? | |
| On three? | |
| Give me the curve up. | |
| If you hear me? | |
| How'd you do that? | |
| Thumbs up if you hear me. | |
| Okay. | |
| One. | |
| Two. | |
| Three. | |
| go holy shit Holy shit. | |
| Damn, Andrew, you're a beast. | |
| Did you just? | |
| Are you. | |
| Bro. | |
| It went down way too blue. | |
| Did you just burp too? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| A lot of bubbles. | |
| Damn, y'all crazy. | |
| Total fail. | |
| All right. | |
| Very disappointed. | |
| Very disappointing. | |
| Super disappointed. | |
| That was super disappointing. | |
| I'm just a girl. | |
| Everybody knows that. | |
| Somebody in Twitch said somebody get the stomach pump. | |
| You know, I'm the one guy. | |
| I drank Gabbon McGinnis under the table, right? | |
| Was that actually vodka, bro? | |
| Yeah, that's actually. | |
| You didn't like just pour water in there? | |
| This is terrible. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Damn, bro. | |
| What the fuck is going on in the studio? | |
| All right, damn. | |
| Off the rails. | |
| Off the freaking rails. | |
| That's Ziz. | |
| Put some respect on his name. | |
| Ziz? | |
| Yeah, that's Ziz. | |
| Rest in peace. | |
| Rest in peace, Ziz. | |
| Okay, so, hold on. | |
| Okay, boys. | |
| We were going around. | |
| I have some rapid fire questions. | |
| We're going to do a rest section. | |
| Then we're going to wrap up the show. | |
| Who's the primary victim of war? | |
| Men or women? | |
| Humanity. | |
| I stick by what I said. | |
| Into the microphone, guys. | |
| Humanity. | |
| Everyone, yeah. | |
| Just skewed it. | |
| Good job. | |
| Everyone. | |
| You killed it. | |
| I love you for that. | |
| You did great. | |
| Damn, why you gotta throw me under the bus like that? | |
| I thought we were homie. | |
| I thought you were. | |
| I thought you were my Caucasian. | |
| Are you white? | |
| Are you like Latino? | |
| Are you Latina? | |
| She said earlier. | |
| Who didn't choose in? | |
| She said she was the Latina. | |
| You're my Latina. | |
| You're too late. | |
| You know, you've never been an option. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Who's the primary victim of war, men or women? | |
| Neither. | |
| Neither? | |
| Okay. | |
| Primary would be men. | |
| Um, men. | |
| Men. Men. Men. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| I don't know if I really want to debate it, but I will just say, you guys, any of you who didn't say men, you're all wrong, and I'm right. | |
| It's men. | |
| Oh, for sure. | |
| You're all wrong. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I'm just going to say that. | |
| So just concede the point and just say, Brian, you're right. | |
| I'm going to crawl under this table and cry now. | |
| I thought you were about to say something else after that first part. | |
| Holy frickin' A. $100,000. | |
| All right, give me another one. | |
| Give me another one. | |
| Steve Murphy. | |
| Dude, this is a good one. | |
| This is so good, folks. | |
| All right, now you have to drink the whole thing. | |
| I got a nine. | |
| Wait, I want some more, though. | |
| Okay, we'll hook it up. | |
| Here, I got there's some of the bad. | |
| She's got some more. | |
| Yeah, we'll drink out of it. | |
| Yeah, she barely, she barely got it. | |
| She's open. | |
| Wow. | |
| That was a lot, bro. | |
| You drink a lot. | |
| No, I shared a little bit. | |
| All right, here we go. | |
| Number three. | |
| Thank you, Steve Murphy. | |
| However, give her a towel. | |
| Joseph. | |
| You guys are wrong. | |
| And I'm right. | |
| Okay, Brian. | |
| Why didn't you make them answer, though? | |
| Men or women? | |
| They did. | |
| No, they said everyone. | |
| W text me. | |
| I mean, we're three bottles in. | |
| I might as well. | |
| What the freak was that? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Hold on, boys. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I'm getting it. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Okay, boys, here we go. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Holy shit, it almost came off and hit Julie in the face. | |
| I still have what's left of a mixed drink. | |
| I guess I'll put that down. | |
| All right, hold on. | |
| Here we go. | |
| How are we going to get home? | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| Yeah, we still gotta go. | |
| Walk around in this room. | |
| No, we'll walk around for a bit. | |
| In and out? | |
| Oh, here we go. | |
| Okay. | |
| In and out. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| You lost your bad batch. | |
| Prove your high value right now. | |
| Go. | |
| Alpha mail. | |
| I think you're scared of it. | |
| When he can't open a champagne bottle. | |
| Hold on, I got this. | |
| Just Gutcher wife getting the ig. | |
| Dude, I'm two for three, okay? | |
| I think you're just scaring yourself. | |
| You just gotta go for it. | |
| Dude, it's just, I don't know. | |
| It's like, I swear there's something we're worth it for. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm gonna take the cage off. | |
| He's scary. | |
| Wait, give me some more paper towels. | |
| I got this. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Maddie, ask your question, please. | |
| Or I think we literally stopped at you. | |
| Do you remember my question? | |
| It was just like, do you object to men caring about your body count? | |
| I've also never had a man who like cared about that. | |
| Holy fuck, bro. | |
| Nick, did you glue this shit? | |
| You fucker. | |
| Do you want me to try? | |
| I glued this, did you? | |
| I'm going to lose my man card if Maddie opens this shit. | |
| You can't let Maddie do it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you need your soldiers to open this? | |
| I just twist it. | |
| You need your soldiers. | |
| Why are you holding it in front of me? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| It's not. | |
| I thought you were giving it to me. | |
| She can open it. | |
| Kirby can do it. | |
| Kirby can kill it. | |
| Kirby can do anything. | |
| Kirby can do it. | |
| Give it to Kirby. | |
| You just held it right in front of my face. | |
| Got it for my feet. | |
| Sorry. | |
| No, I had my thumb on the cork or whatever. | |
| I think you should give it really like palm on the top of it. | |
| And then just push down. | |
| You'll fly off of your palms over it. | |
| Yeah, it is. | |
| No, your thumb's on. | |
| No, your thumb's on top. | |
| So put the palm on? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, and then use the fold. | |
| This is a full. | |
| And then push down and like push? | |
| No. | |
| Yeah, try to use the pressure to at least like, you know what I mean? | |
| Because if not, his hand's just going to slide. | |
| Damn, what the fuck? | |
| Sorry, Mr. Murphy. | |
| Yo, who glued this shit? | |
| You fucking moved the shit. | |
| Let it pop. | |
| Who glued the shit? | |
| Yeah, you need to pop it. | |
| I think you should give it to Kirby. | |
| And she's going to show you up. | |
| You better pick Kirby. | |
| What if you just pop it outside? | |
| Brian? | |
| He wants to do it himself, guys. | |
| Let him just do it. | |
| No, I can't let Maddie do this. | |
| Nick, here you go. | |
| Just let him. | |
| Why don't you just do it yourself? | |
| DIY. | |
| Nick, be careful. | |
| Damn, bro, that's in my face, right? | |
| Hey, both of it. | |
| That was the thing. | |
| It's okay. | |
| That one actually was difficult. | |
| It was hard, right? | |
| I feel like your hands were. | |
| I'm sure, yeah. | |
| You got the greasy palms. | |
| The greasy palms are fine. | |
| I loosened that shit for Nick, bro. | |
| It was already halfway there. | |
| I loosened that. | |
| You got that greasy hand? | |
| Do I just fucking chug from it? | |
| Yes. | |
| No, you're literally going to be blacked out and gay. | |
| Chug, chug, Literal peer pressure. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| We'll do it together. | |
| Ready, Brian? | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't drink those. | |
| I still have what's left of my mixture. | |
| You better not like spit it out. | |
| Okay, on three. | |
| Ready? | |
| Like, one, two, three. | |
| Just sit. | |
| Yeah, just like three. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But like sip, sip. | |
| Like a bottle. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Keep going. | |
| Woo! | |
| Woo! | |
| Anybody want more champagne? | |
| Yes. | |
| I'll take a little bit. | |
| Okay, she's turning up. | |
| Now that your mouth is. | |
| Turning up in the whatever podcast, what's that? | |
| Well, Julie did so much better than you. | |
| Three champagne pops. | |
| I'm kidding. | |
| What do you think? | |
| Hey, I got the. | |
| He donated the brand, so that's technically two champagne pops. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Well, it was. | |
| Guys, champagne pops are back at a thousand. | |
| Champagne pops, if you're going to do anything. | |
| I know, they're going to keep descending. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| What were we talking about, Bobby? | |
| Do you guys want more? | |
| Let me pour some more in the light on my slipstream on the table. | |
| So, okay, Maddie's question was. | |
| Oh, man, my hands look tired, boys. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm going to get carpal tunnel syndrome from that. | |
| I already feel it. | |
| Woo! | |
| No, she doesn't. | |
| Oh, curvafine. | |
| She's mente. | |
| That's not curvaffine. | |
| Oh, this is curvafine right here. | |
| What? | |
| That's Mollia. | |
| Who said? | |
| Curvafine? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm confused. | |
| Hello. | |
| Mole. | |
| No, Mollia. | |
| Mole, Lil Mole. | |
| Lil Mole. | |
| That's me. | |
| We're out of champagne. | |
| Boys, we're out of the champagne. | |
| Wait, if there's a... | |
| No, if... | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| You guys tapped us out of champagne. | |
| No, I didn't. | |
| So. | |
| The next upgrade, since we're out of champagne, methane. | |
| All of this stuff. | |
| Straight to meth. | |
| Straight to meetles. | |
| Straight to some pipe. | |
| No pipes. | |
| Alright, boys. | |
| 10K for a heroin syringe. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| But we all share the same one. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| At the same time. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We'll load them up. | |
| That was a good joke. | |
| Hey, I give credit where credit is due. | |
| That was a good joke. | |
| Unless you were serious. | |
| But still funny. | |
| Still funny. | |
| Because of the blood-borne illnesses? | |
| Blood-brained illness-born illnesses. | |
| Because of that thing, yeah, that's it. | |
| What's the problem? | |
| It's less funny now that I'm explaining it, but. | |
| It was good. | |
| Cheers to that. | |
| Baiting apps, yes. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| I didn't mean to clap into the microphone. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Where's the champagne? | |
| It's back in my bed. | |
| Not a cockapoodle. | |
| You should wipe me out. | |
| No, I'm a caboodle. | |
| Okay, so this is MOGIN. | |
| By the way, these are like, you made sure that these are like safe, Nick. | |
| They're not like. | |
| Oh, yeah, they're fine. | |
| They're fine? | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm convinced that you should wipe me up. | |
| You're five feet. | |
| Gorgeous. | |
| Gorgy. | |
| Technique. | |
| Next. | |
| Okay, she's. | |
| Hold on. | |
| You're Catholic? | |
| Oh, I kind of have, like, I had to put it like put one there, but. | |
| Wait, into the mic, into my face. | |
| So, like, I had to put one there, but yeah, growing up, I always went to Catholic private schools. | |
| You can hide it from your profile. | |
| Damn, that's crazy. | |
| Oh, really? | |
| Oh, what the hell? | |
| I can figure out how I go. | |
| Pardon? | |
| You're Catholic. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But I don't go to church or anything, but I am like. | |
| What does the Catholic faith say about you having carnal knowledge of like 30 dudes at the same time? | |
| Because you said you got that's your rust. | |
| And you do OnlyFans. | |
| How's that? | |
| That goes against. | |
| Yeah, but like I don't really like, I'm not really like interested in that stuff anymore like I used to be. | |
| What the fuck are you doing here? | |
| Sorry, I didn't even impress that. | |
| I got it. | |
| Like, obviously, like before, like, when I went to school, like, I was a lot more Catholic, and then when I left school and then started working, then I wasn't really into that stuff anymore, kind of thing. | |
| But like, yeah. | |
| I'm sorry, do you say you were raised Catholic? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, I always went to Catholic private schools growing up. | |
| What led you away from Catholicism? | |
| It just wasn't really for me. | |
| Like, I guess I kind of just left school, started another job, and then I kind of just grew out of it a bit, I guess. | |
| Now, forgive me, I wasn't here at the start of the stream. | |
| Did you say that you have OnlyFans? | |
| Yeah, I do. | |
| And your father, I would guess, is Catholic? | |
| Not really like my dad, more like my mom. | |
| Well, that's even worse, right? | |
| There's no way that mom endorses the OnlyFans. | |
| Like, we're not like that, but. | |
| Just so you know, hear me out for a second. | |
| If you're talking in the mic while I'm talking, it cuts my audio out. | |
| Okay. | |
| So I want to hear what you're saying. | |
| Just put your hand up so that I know that you're talking. | |
| But back to where I was at. | |
| Mom's a Catholic, right? | |
| I don't know what means. | |
| It means yeah. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| So mom, mm, does not approve of the OnlyFans? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| So what does she say? | |
| She doesn't really say she can't really do much, but she just doesn't support it. | |
| Okay. | |
| What does dad say? | |
| Dad says the same stuff as mom. | |
| But dad's not a Catholic. | |
| I mean, he is, but like, he's not really involved as much as my mom is. | |
| That makes sense. | |
| Okay, so mom is, I don't know, more dogmatic. | |
| She's more into the Catholic faith than dad? | |
| Yeah, like I wouldn't say that she's like really into it, but like her growing up, like she went to like Catholic schools as well, whether my dad didn't. | |
| So like my dad never really got brought up in like a Catholic household, but my mom did. | |
| Okay, that makes sense. | |
| But mom, mom says no, right? | |
| And you just don't care? | |
| I mean, I do, and like I value her opinion, but I am an adult and I can do what I want. | |
| Well, that's true. | |
| You can. | |
| I'm not disputing that you can do what you want. | |
| You're 18, you can do whatever the fuck you want. | |
| But when you sit down with mom, if you're like, let's pretend for a second, you're having that heartfelt conversation with mom. | |
| And you're sitting down with mom and you say, I'm on OnlyFans, mom. | |
| Your mom says what back to you. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| What? | |
| Well, okay, so listen again. | |
| You're sitting down for that one heartfelt combo where mom says, sweetheart, can we just talk? | |
| And you say, sure, mom. | |
| And you sit down with mom and you explain to her everything about your OnlyFans. | |
| And she can even go look it up, right? | |
| What does mom say to you? | |
| She doesn't really talk about it anymore. | |
| Yeah, but what did she say? | |
| Oh, she just said that she was disappointed and that like she wishes that I went down like the other path. | |
| But at the end of the day, I am an adult and I can choose what I want to do with my life. | |
| But all she can do is just support me and try to tell me what is right and what's wrong. | |
| But at the end of the day, she can't control my life. | |
| Sure. | |
| Does your mom love you? | |
| Yeah, of course. | |
| Do you think your mom wants the best for you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You think your mom wants the best for you even if you can't see what is the best for you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And hasn't she always been that way ever since you were a little girl? | |
| Then why don't you trust her? | |
| I do trust her, but this is... | |
| Then if she says to you not to do OnlyFans, why don't you trust her? | |
| Because I want to do it. | |
| Right. | |
| But when you were a little kid and you wanted to stick your finger in the light socket, you wanted to stick your finger in there and she said, no, sweetheart, you can't do that. | |
| Because I love you. | |
| And I want to make sure that you don't hurt yourself. | |
| I want to make sure that you don't do something terrible to yourself. | |
| Right? | |
| You listen to mom. | |
| What changed? | |
| What changed from knowing that mom knows everything about her little girl? | |
| She loves you. | |
| She adores you. | |
| She thinks you're great. | |
| You are the offspring of mom. | |
| And she's protected you your whole life. | |
| And now, at this one pinnacle moment, you say, fuck off, mom. | |
| Like, what changed? | |
| What changed the dynamic? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I guess like my age and like what comes with it and like, yeah. | |
| Is this insensitive? | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| This is kind of insensitive. | |
| Is this insensitive? | |
| I don't think it's insensitive. | |
| I don't even think we're talking about anything. | |
| It's on toward. | |
| We're talking about the infant. | |
| Everybody just needs a prop. | |
| Andrew, it was about the baby. | |
| Because the baby is. | |
| Can you lift it up a little? | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I pulled out a prop. | |
| I'm sorry, Andrew. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Dude, Brian's off the bean right now. | |
| I'm sorry, it's the champagne. | |
| You shouldn't have the bean right now. | |
| I'm sorry to say that. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Well, that goes away. | |
| It's an argument. | |
| Frankie Jr. | |
| Oh, Rose off the bean. | |
| That's why I've got a rugby ball. | |
| I'm committed to the game. | |
| Continue the conversation. | |
| Go ahead, sorry. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Please, I'm sorry. | |
| So, anyway, back to this. | |
| Mom loves you. | |
| Mom adores you. | |
| You adore mom. | |
| You love her. | |
| She took care of you your whole life. | |
| Made sure you reached adulthood. | |
| You didn't stick your finger in the light socket. | |
| Why is it her one piece of advice is don't do this. | |
| And you just say, fuck off, mom. | |
| I don't understand that. | |
| Mort. | |
| Um... | |
| That was... | |
| That was me. | |
| That was me, by the way. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Um, yeah. | |
| The answer. | |
| I'm just not really fucked to answer that question because I'm not going to win with you. | |
| You're just going to keep trying to like say shit. | |
| That's no. | |
| Like, I'm trying, it's too late. | |
| Yeah, like, I'm trying to explain to you that, like, obviously, like, it comes with age, and obviously, like, as I get older, like, I'm not going to listen to some things that, like, my parents think, but you just keep arguing. | |
| So, just and honestly, it's just the generation. | |
| Honestly, I'm not talking to you. | |
| Shut the fuck up until I'm done. | |
| You're trying to drunk Andrews off the shop. | |
| Until we're done. | |
| I didn't ask you for your fucking opinion. | |
| So, anyway, back to your buddy. | |
| As we were having this great-spirited conversation that you butted into. | |
| I'm just curious. | |
| If we're talking about you and your mom, and you say, Mom, she's served me my entire life. | |
| She absolutely adores me. | |
| She just happens to be wrong on this one thing that she's adamant that I don't do. | |
| Why don't you yield to her wisdom? | |
| Because I just didn't. | |
| I think that was a checkmate. | |
| I think she checked me today. | |
| You just don't care. | |
| And I want to answer this question. | |
| It's getting boring now. | |
| She's bored. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| I don't, but I don't care about the TikTok brain. | |
| You know, the TikTok brain has this entire night is this exchange. | |
| This is the exchange that people will look at. | |
| And who cares if you're bored? | |
| I want to know the fucking answer to the question. | |
| Can you actually answer the question or put some shrimp on the bobby? | |
| No, what if I don't want to fucking answer the question? | |
| Put some shrimp on the bobby. | |
| Then answer it. | |
| No. | |
| Answer the question. | |
| So the question is: why don't you trust your mother now, even though she kept you alive till your majority and she tells you to stop being a whore? | |
| Why don't you shut the fuck up and stop asking the question? | |
| Let me finish the question. | |
| Your mom says, Don't be a whore. | |
| She kept you alive your entire life and now you're a whore. | |
| Why is it that mom's wrong? | |
| That's crazy. | |
| I already actually said she don't want to answer the question. | |
| Oh, yeah, I don't know. | |
| She doesn't have to answer the question. | |
| I don't know how to. | |
| Yeah, I'm not talking to you. | |
| I'm not talking about it. | |
| I'm actually annoying. | |
| I'm sorry that you have to butt in. | |
| You can't let her. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Is your friend stupid? | |
| Is she so stupid she can't answer? | |
| No, I just don't want to answer. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Great, then let her go. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Just move on to the next person. | |
| She doesn't want to answer it. | |
| Back to where we were at. | |
| Can you answer my question? | |
| I'm having a singular conversation with her. | |
| No, she doesn't want to answer it. | |
| I said, I don't want to answer it. | |
| She still hasn't answered the question. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I don't want to answer your fucking question, Rachel? | |
| Like, fuck me. | |
| I said no. | |
| If you're worded. | |
| You said no, Will. | |
| No, to what? | |
| She doesn't have to answer your question. | |
| Yeah, I know she doesn't. | |
| Move on to the next person. | |
| I'm still asking her and not you. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Okay, why did you choose this as a job? | |
| Why did you choose to be aware of yourself? | |
| I'm sorry, does she need a spokesman? | |
| She's so stupid. | |
| You're a hypocrite. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Say, say, Andrew, she's so dumb. | |
| She needs me to speak for her. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Andrew, she's so stupid. | |
| She needs me to speak for her. | |
| Go ahead, say that. | |
| Damn. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Great. | |
| So she can speak for herself. | |
| So that hard hotel. | |
| I can't speak for myself, but I'm just choosing not to answer this question. | |
| Just like the other girls said, I don't want to answer this question, and they go off. | |
| Yeah, I don't want to answer. | |
| Why can't I not answer this question? | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| I know. | |
| You don't want to answer. | |
| I've already tried to explain it to you, but you just don't comprehend it. | |
| All right, fine. | |
| With that said, with that said, we're going to do a brief roast session. | |
| No, oh my god, it's not 25. | |
| I'm sorry, boys. | |
| It's fucking 30. | |
| I'm Arsler. | |
| I'm sorry, call me a retard, like you called Andrew a retard. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Don't call me a retailer. | |
| Don't use that word. | |
| I'll do it. | |
| No, you don't get the past. | |
| She's friendly out of the past. | |
| Guys, I'm sorry. | |
| It's $30. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Where did it fucking go? | |
| Boys, $30 TTS. | |
| That's the roast session. | |
| And then we're wrapping the show. | |
| You guys got a little bit. | |
| She needs more alcohol. | |
| There you go. | |
| There you go. | |
| Honestly, same. | |
| The guard needs the booze. | |
| The guard needs something. | |
| And these came in. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| These came in before the wrong numbers call Briggs donated $69. | |
| Andrew, what is the fastest, most solid argument to shut down feminism? | |
| I've been trying to change the hearts and minds of the women I work with. | |
| Advice. | |
| $30 TTS plus. | |
| All you have to do is ask them a single question. | |
| Do you want a society which is non-patriarchal and watch them do all sorts of mental gymnastics? | |
| I can't try to claim that they don't. | |
| How do you have it on the question? | |
| And every time you prod it, you'll find out that they do. | |
| $30 TTS, boys. | |
| It should be good to go. | |
| I'm going to. | |
| Oh, the moderation cue is on. | |
| Wait, did the one that said, Andrew, you're a real one telling them how it is? | |
| Did that come through? | |
| Okay. | |
| The Devil Slayer donated $69. | |
| Andrew, you're a real one telling them how it is. | |
| He didn't tell us shit. | |
| He was just trying to get an answer he didn't get the answer to. | |
| Right. | |
| So that would be me asking the question that wasn't answered by your fucking idiot friend. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| At least now when oil wasn't water, that he was drinking. | |
| And 7x Vost donated $100. | |
| Who suffers in war the most? | |
| Sorry, I myself wanted to answer. | |
| I recall around World War One. | |
| Chemical warfare being invented caused is estimated 90 como plus deaths. | |
| Yo, true. | |
| True. | |
| The mustard gas? | |
| The mustard gas message donated $30. | |
| Brian, the council has convened in an emergency session tonight. | |
| Dude, your man card has been suspended for 30 days because of your repeated inability to pee. | |
| Austrian's trumpet slayer donated $30. | |
| Why do women have one brain cell more than a chicken? | |
| So they don't shit on the porch. | |
| Speakers? | |
| Yeah, but that's not. | |
| At least we're funny. | |
| That's really rude. | |
| That's my problem. | |
| That was rude. | |
| It wasn't rude. | |
| Maddie, ask your question about the body count really quick. | |
| We were only on the second page. | |
| Here, just ask them the second question. | |
| What's everybody's body gal? | |
| Which direction are we starting? | |
| I think we start over here. | |
| We start over here. | |
| What's the question? | |
| You could start in. | |
| Here, I'll start. | |
| Andrew, it's over 10,000. | |
| You fucking strump it. | |
| You strump it. | |
| 525,670. | |
| We're not going to do rent in here, okay? | |
| If we're going to do rent, you do bohemian rhapsody. | |
| Fucking sing it right now. | |
| We sing that at karaoke the other day. | |
| Easy come, easy go. | |
| Galileo. | |
| That's a galileo. | |
| No, it's a rent. | |
| I'm talking about the rent. | |
| I will grab the guitar and play that if you will sing it. | |
| Oh, I won't sing it, but somebody who can sing a roll hop car? | |
| My ick is theater kids. | |
| Oh, low-key. | |
| I love that. | |
| Ick gives me the ick. | |
| Wait, what were we? | |
| Oh, body count, go ahead. | |
| 5 million. | |
| Oh, my goodness. | |
| 706,000. | |
| Remember, last time you were on the show, you had a not a virgin shirt? | |
| I was not ready for the show. | |
| It said totally a virgin. | |
| Totally a virgin. | |
| Or not. | |
| I thought it was a total virus. | |
| It said totally a virgin. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Totally. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Zero. | |
| That's fucking cap. | |
| Didn't you say you said it was like I forgot what you said last time? | |
| Zero. | |
| So you're a virgin. | |
| She's a virgin. | |
| I mean, technically, if we're going to speak in technical terms, yeah. | |
| No P in the V? | |
| No. | |
| No P, never P in the V? | |
| Not even the V Hind, nowhere there. | |
| Oh, come on. | |
| Like, nowhere waist down. | |
| No P in the V. Sing, but you've S the D. I'm not going to get into specifics. | |
| You said, you, I mean, you said nothing. | |
| I'm technically a virgin. | |
| You're aversion? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Version 2.0? | |
| Yeah. | |
| A version? | |
| A version of what? | |
| She has an aversion to the penis, apparently. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Well, but a version of what would you say you're aversion of? | |
| No, I think she's meant virgin. | |
| What's up? | |
| A D. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Brian Brian is kind of playing the save a little bit. | |
| What are you aversion of? | |
| She likes Vajee. | |
| The D. | |
| The D. You've never had a guy? | |
| In there? | |
| No. | |
| Up in there. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| No. | |
| That's scary. | |
| No. | |
| What if he's got a micro? | |
| Does that mean that? | |
| Hang on. | |
| So, hang on. | |
| So, hang on. | |
| Let's pretend for a second that I only tell lies. | |
| Let's pretend for a second I only tell lies and you only tell the truth. | |
| Okay. | |
| Right? | |
| I've slept with 25,000 women. | |
| You've slept with women. | |
| If we're telling lies, then I suck at. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I only tell lies. | |
| You only tell the truth. | |
| Oh, I see. | |
| I've slept with 25,000 women. | |
| You've slept with how many men? | |
| Zero. | |
| Okay, body count? | |
| No, no, hang on. | |
| I just want to make sure. | |
| You're not lying, right? | |
| No. | |
| Body count? | |
| Really? | |
| Hang on. | |
| Not one. | |
| Not one man you've ever slept with? | |
| Not, nope, nope, never probably. | |
| What about women? | |
| Nope. | |
| That's cat, bro. | |
| Yeah, you're totally lying. | |
| You're lying through your teeth. | |
| She's the princess. | |
| How long is your body link? | |
| Hang on, Aeon. | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| Let me ask you, Gal in the white, I see you. | |
| She's lying through her fucking teeth. | |
| Am I wrong? | |
| Go ahead and lie to me. | |
| Lie to me. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Yeah. | |
| She's lying through her teeth. | |
| How many? | |
| Zero and a half. | |
| She told me. | |
| Zero for 9,000. | |
| Good meme. | |
| Like I said, hang on, Aeon. | |
| We had zero, zero to one. | |
| That's our only metric. | |
| Exactly, because I said it's a little bit. | |
| Hang on. | |
| Gal in the white, zero to one. | |
| That's our only metric. | |
| Would you say one or zero? | |
| Oh, zero. | |
| I would say zero if Gal in the black said zero, then I would say zero. | |
| Yeah, no, but from I don't have her Punani either. | |
| Hang on, Aeon. | |
| From your perspective, zero to one, would you say at least one from your subjective metric? | |
| What pronoun? | |
| What the? | |
| Okay, I'm gonna go. | |
| Whatever, whatever, hang on, whatever pronoun, hang on, whatever pronoun you want. | |
| We'll give it whatever pronoun you want. | |
| Has this person at least had a single P in the V. What the? | |
| Come on, I'll let you know after the show. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| You can keep that cope going. | |
| Very serious. | |
| Body count. | |
| I'd have had one boyfriend, so. | |
| It's at least zero. | |
| Body count. | |
| Range? | |
| You want to do range? | |
| Public range. | |
| Like 50 to 100 range. | |
| I'm not saying that's what it is. | |
| I'm not. | |
| Don't get upset. | |
| I'm not saying that's what it is. | |
| What's up? | |
| What's up? | |
| What's up with it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| My body count is off the scales. | |
| I don't even know. | |
| I lost count. | |
| Into the mic, into the mic. | |
| Sorry, my body counts off the scales. | |
| I lost count at like 80. | |
| Yeah, whatever. | |
| You're a fucking liar, though. | |
| So I know what I believe. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know what you say. | |
| I am a feminist. | |
| I support you then. | |
| Believe all women. | |
| I think that it could be. | |
| Why would I make myself look at it? | |
| I'm 2020, and I think that you would never give us the honest answer. | |
| Why would I make myself look silly if like there's a bunch of people? | |
| You're trying to believe that. | |
| You make yourself look silly all night. | |
| You've not been able to do that. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Listen to yourself. | |
| Every time you look at it, you make yourself silly. | |
| One thing people can determine from this conversation is that you are one dishonest troll. | |
| Yeah, you're even bad at trolling. | |
| You're even bad at that. | |
| So it's 80? | |
| You said over 80? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| No comment. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Range, range. | |
| Give us range. | |
| Zero to two. | |
| Okay, that's reasonable. | |
| Like 80, past 80. | |
| One more time. | |
| Like, he's like past 80. | |
| Past 80. | |
| You guys both have it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Worst trolls ever, by the way. | |
| You two are a bit more. | |
| Listen to yourself. | |
| Shut up. | |
| You have to shut up or not. | |
| You're the worst at it. | |
| You're the worst at it. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| You're the worst nugget I've ever met. | |
| You know, you would have had a better show. | |
| You could call him a nugget. | |
| You would have had a better showing if you had come in and you had been honest. | |
| Is there a nugget emoji? | |
| I'm not sure what to do with the things you said tonight. | |
| Is there a nugget emoji? | |
| Spam nugget emojis in the chat. | |
| Andrew, did you hear her? | |
| She called you a nugget. | |
| You're a chicken. | |
| I don't know what that means. | |
| I don't know what it means either. | |
| Let's do nonsense. | |
| It was very. | |
| Vegemite sandwich nonsense from a bunch of trolls. | |
| A bunch of trolls. | |
| Because you're so annoying. | |
| So annoying. | |
| Do you know why? | |
| You can't even talk right. | |
| Shut up. | |
| You can't even talk about it. | |
| You can't even talk right. | |
| Vegetamite. | |
| Shut up. | |
| You don't even know what half the words you say means. | |
| Yeah, you don't even know what half the words you say. | |
| I say that. | |
| Andrew Trasha. | |
| Wait, hold up. | |
| I just want to say, Andrew, you know, hashtag believe all women. | |
| I believe him. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| He should sign up to be president in the United States. | |
| I gotta move this on. | |
| This is off the bottom. | |
| Well, hang on. | |
| Hang on. | |
| Now the troll's upset. | |
| Let the troll talk. | |
| Go ahead, troll. | |
| Get your stick. | |
| Go on to your bridge. | |
| You're an annoying troll. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| You're so annoying. | |
| You're up. | |
| I know. | |
| You're so annoying. | |
| You're pissing me off, Nick, because I'm so tired. | |
| I'm pissing you off. | |
| I know. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Don't you love me? | |
| I love it, though, right? | |
| You love it. | |
| It's terrible. | |
| The trolls got out-trolled. | |
| It's awful. | |
| It's terrible. | |
| Please tell me you're drunk or something because you can't be this. | |
| Please tell me that you're sober or something. | |
| You can't be this bad at trolling and be sober. | |
| You're the most. | |
| Yeah, you suck. | |
| You got owned. | |
| You got owned. | |
| You got out-trolled. | |
| You got out-flanked. | |
| You got out-masked. | |
| You got out-argued. | |
| Go tuck yourself over. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Please, please do yourself a favor and save yourself some wrinkles and go tuck yourself in bed. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Failure, you are. | |
| Do yourself a favor and save yourself some wrinkles. | |
| Give yourself some wrinkles that you got on your forehead and go just jump in bed. | |
| Do yourself a favor with all the Botox and the bullshit and just have to get it. | |
| And then you gotta eat my lips. | |
| And I'm ten times better at it, and you failed miserably, and I owned your ass all night, and it was easy. | |
| You're so annoying. | |
| Yeah, you're so annoying. | |
| Now, earlier, everyone loves me. | |
| You're a rain job. | |
| Wait, actually, keep going, fine, whatever. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I'm actually. | |
| You're actually what? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I reckon you should sign up to be president of the United States of America because you're the most annoyingest cunt and don't give up. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Wait, wait, I'm sorry. | |
| My leg is quivering, but I don't know if it's from the lip filler. | |
| No, he's just so annoying. | |
| I actually hate him. | |
| I don't think I've never hated someone so much in my life. | |
| No, I'm so mad. | |
| Oh, I hate him. | |
| He's so awful. | |
| Oh, oh, look, I could do this too. | |
| You're a terrible troll. | |
| You silly. | |
| You remind me of my fucking 20-year-old brother. | |
| That's your problem. | |
| It's so annoying. | |
| I'm just better. | |
| Look, I'm just better at you. | |
| Imagine if you're a little bit of a bad. | |
| His wife saw this flip. | |
| His wife is watching this shit. | |
| Light up a ciggy. | |
| Light up a ciggy, Andrew. | |
| Hey, Andrew. | |
| I swear you've been chain smoking in them all day. | |
| More than the Australians do it. | |
| You know what a wife is? | |
| That's never going to be. | |
| Can we make this a kangaroo under the bridge? | |
| Let's be real. | |
| Tell me you're never going to be. | |
| Let's be honest. | |
| Loud! | |
| Body camera. | |
| Quick, please save us. | |
| Wait, my husband asked me. | |
| You say over 100. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| Now, let me get. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| We had the TTS on pause so they could make incoherent noises. | |
| That was magic. | |
| Ah, okay. | |
| How this worked? | |
| You can just say, Andrew, I love you. | |
| You have a charm. | |
| She doesn't want to answer the question because the answer is she loves money and DNA. | |
| Whoa, that's crazy. | |
| I love her mother to care enough. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| I love taking my mouth. | |
| Whoa, that's not. | |
| And I love money. | |
| Dialettino 4-3-0 donated $30. | |
| Far-rights cleavage is the best I've ever seen on the panel. | |
| Gotta be the Russian in me. | |
| For the ladies, do you prefer cut or uncut? | |
| If you choose, cool. | |
| Okay, really quick around the table. | |
| Just a show of hands. | |
| Do you prefer circumcised? | |
| I don't care. | |
| Just everybody, quick. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| No, I don't care. | |
| I just want to be off. | |
| Let's run alone. | |
| I love your show and I love being hippies. | |
| Oh, stop. | |
| You can't be mad. | |
| You got out till you're in. | |
| I'm talking to you. | |
| It's not your show. | |
| You're not bad. | |
| You got out trolled. | |
| You've been lying the whole night. | |
| You can't be mad at all. | |
| It's not your show. | |
| It's not your show. | |
| Shut up. | |
| You wish it was your show. | |
| There's a child. | |
| Why would we talk about this? | |
| There's a child. | |
| That child hasn't. | |
| Where's the child? | |
| What's the child? | |
| Bartholomew. | |
| Bartholomew. | |
| Hang on. | |
| Leave Bartholomew alone. | |
| Don't want Bartholomew. | |
| Okay, there's a chick over there. | |
| That's going to be her future ex-husband. | |
| Right? | |
| She told us. | |
| She already told us. | |
| Relax. | |
| Boys. | |
| Good talk. | |
| Stop. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Why not? | |
| Two, we donated $30. | |
| But keep them polite. | |
| Preferably. | |
| Butts and ticks and money. | |
| Yes. | |
| I do reserve the ticks and money. | |
| I do reserve the right. | |
| Because I'm broken Douglas. | |
| Is that a song? | |
| Why don't you just say S and two? | |
| Steve underscore Irwin donated $30. | |
| Hold up your telling me the stingrays came for me before these Molossies. | |
| Oh, look, Kirby is wearing a soldier uniform. | |
| She's finally primarily. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Please stop sending in your adults. | |
| Random bear donated $30.69 to the poor bear or aian. | |
| You got Tuesday too, you got Tuesday too. | |
| Oh fuck. | |
| Wait, ladies, ladies, bear. | |
| Would you rather be alone in the forest with a bear or an alien? | |
| Aileen. | |
| What's up? | |
| Alien for the shits and gigs. | |
| Alien for the shit. | |
| What about you? | |
| Aliens. | |
| That's what's up. | |
| Wait, what's your question? | |
| Sorry? | |
| Bear or alien forest question. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Me personally, alien, but for this Andrew guy, I'd love to get him a grizzly bear so he can fucking look at him and pull. | |
| Can kill the f- Can maul. | |
| Wait, does it change? | |
| Question, question. | |
| Does it change if there's like a probe in the forest? | |
| A probe? | |
| A probe. | |
| Does it? | |
| If there's a probe, does it change? | |
| I don't know what I'm asking. | |
| Alien or bear? | |
| Alien. | |
| I don't get that. | |
| Alien. | |
| Into the mics. | |
| Alien. | |
| Alien. | |
| Maddie. | |
| Alien. | |
| Word. | |
| All right. | |
| We got some more boys. | |
| We're going to do these last few and then we're wrapping up the show. | |
| By last few, I mean the. | |
| Legally donated $30. | |
| First time Donna, but long time a listener, W to B and A. It'd like to say a no makeup stream. | |
| Bring on the feminists. | |
| Happy birthday, Jay. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Up here Aquatic donated $30. | |
| Brian, is there pineapple on the pizza? | |
| Also, does pineapple belong on pizza? | |
| Also, can we see Nick never seen that man never? | |
| No pineapple. | |
| No pineapple. | |
| Yeah, that's an icon. | |
| That you like pineapple. | |
| Do you have a Ramster them donated $30.99? | |
| First time donor. | |
| McLovin, the conversation. | |
| Andrew, what a great question to the Osgal. | |
| What changed that she won't trust/slash listen to her mom anymore? | |
| Joe Murphy donated $30. | |
| Having intelligent conversations with Andrew seems to be super difficult. | |
| The Assy twins should sing a song for the future. | |
| Island Boy, Island Boy. | |
| Simpsaver Sam donated $30. | |
| Simpsaver Sam here. | |
| Oh, ally in the community. | |
| Andrew is the goat. | |
| When will you guys get me on the show? | |
| Simpsaver Sam? | |
| Do you actually have men on the show, though? | |
| Do you have a chance to do that? | |
| So Hobbit Bevo's donated $30. | |
| Now I understand why koalas get high off of eucalyptus. | |
| Putting up with Australians would be Helen the one in the black dresses. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| You wish you were Australian. | |
| Can you blow kiss into the camera right here? | |
| Philip McCrutsky donated $30. | |
| I had a long day fighting lip targets and foreign vehicle lovers lol. | |
| Can I get a ha-a or ta'u-a-a from everyone? | |
| Let us hear them skimmy. | |
| Well, good job. | |
| I'm wrecking the lip towards, but to the ladies. | |
| Do it, Andrew. | |
| Okay. | |
| Any hawk to her ad? | |
| I'll invite her on the show. | |
| The Hawk Twa girl? | |
| I don't know. | |
| You guys don't know who that is. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yo, somebody DM me her ad. | |
| I'll try to invite her on the show. | |
| People have been telling me to bring her on. | |
| GR Gracie donated $30 to the twins. | |
| Anyone ever tell you you both look like trans Richard Spencer's? | |
| Also, if Brian wasn't an effeminate weirdo with a decup, would you let? | |
| He's asking. | |
| so he's asking if i wasn't if i was not an effeminate weirdo with first off i don't have d cups okay would Would you let me hit? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Would you let me hit? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know what? | |
| Actually, I thought I was going to be beating with you on the podcast. | |
| This guy. | |
| I didn't even know he exists. | |
| It's okay because after this podcast, you probably want to get it. | |
| Wait, what was that? | |
| Andrew, we're having a laugh and you take it so dark. | |
| I'll protect you. | |
| I think he's a daughter. | |
| No, Dark. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| I just doubt you're going to want to tangle with me again. | |
| I got the best of you. | |
| Honestly. | |
| And it's because Better than you in every conceivable way. | |
| That's the only reason why I want to. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| He doesn't even know half the words he says. | |
| Anyways, Gohan underscore S underscore realization donated $30. | |
| Immi, maybe you can't answer because you know deep down what you are doing is slash feels wrong. | |
| Hashtag loveyowself. | |
| Hashtag you can do better. | |
| Hashtag Andrew did not drink water. | |
| What? | |
| Oh, what? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Ron underscore Briggs donated $30. | |
| Thank you, Andrew, and God bless you. | |
| Maddie is hugging that fake baby like it's going to save her from the deranged strumpets around her. | |
| Ha ha ha. | |
| Steve Murphy donated $100. | |
| Love the show. | |
| This is why I paid. | |
| These sluts are crazy. | |
| Would still smash 7 of 9 though. | |
| Only because I'm drunk. | |
| There's more than 9. | |
| We're soldiers. | |
| Can I please look at Army? | |
| Okay, sorry, my bad. | |
| Victims were here. | |
| Hey, calm down. | |
| Primary victims are. | |
| GMD Jim donated $30. | |
| The sad part, that nobody in that room understands. | |
| Andrew and Aussie's trumpets mother are the only people that give a shite about her soul. | |
| SMH. | |
| It's true. | |
| Austrian's trumpet slayer donated $30. | |
| Question to the panel: What do you think about Austria starting both world wars, yet the whole world blames Germany? | |
| What the hell? | |
| Also, fuck those Aussie twinks. | |
| Austria didn't have World War. | |
| Steve Murphy donated $200. | |
| Thank you, Steve. | |
| Love the show. | |
| That's why I paid. | |
| You're legendary. | |
| These sluts are crazy. | |
| Would still smash 7 of 9, though. | |
| because I'm drunk. | |
| We don't count. | |
| Obviously, it's not just. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| It's not just in the uniform. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Sorry. | |
| Yo, Steve Hardy. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Really appreciate your patronage. | |
| I probably eat it. | |
| Grab it. | |
| Sky donated $30. | |
| Two bratty wannabe Lindsay Lowens in the back. | |
| Shut the puck up. | |
| You sound like entitled little brats. | |
| I am an entitled. | |
| No wonder you have to do corn to have segs. | |
| Everyone has a voice for a reason. | |
| The Devil Slayer donated $69. | |
| Have you ever noticed that Australian girls love fake tan? | |
| It's almost like everything in their life is fake, including their answers. | |
| Their pants are natural. | |
| They get better. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Literally. | |
| If you had a joined about eight hours ago, you would have had. | |
| Old man Marine donated $30. | |
| Jojo's cleavage was better. | |
| She needs to sit there every show. | |
| She sucks as a soldier, no bearing whatsoever. | |
| I don't want to answer this. | |
| I don't want any attention. | |
| Dean Smith donated $30. | |
| Grandma, can you give me some advice? | |
| Whose dick do I have to suck off for a pilot license? | |
| That's not how you get one. | |
| Is that a matter of Amsterdam donated $30.99? | |
| And Neutron walks into a bar. | |
| He asks the bartender, how much for a drink? | |
| The bartender replies, for you? | |
| No charge. | |
| Oscal's 80 D's on roster. | |
| Okay. | |
| RP Aquali, can the pilot lady land a plane on the crying Aussie's big-ass forehead? | |
| Hey. | |
| What? | |
| That's that was actually insulting. | |
| That aquatic. | |
| Andrew DeGoat donated $30. | |
| Thoughts on Andrew Tate? | |
| Thoughts on Andrew Tate? | |
| Hot. | |
| Hot? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, I will say my thoughts on Andrew Tate. | |
| I am superior, but only because I have a full head of hair. | |
| I am. | |
| Andrew, you're... | |
| Okay. | |
| Butterface Twins, did you get French kiss by a mattress? | |
| Damn, damn, because you both would be pro at plank to mouth resuscitation. | |
| Are you both EMTs? | |
| Damn, this is crazy, bro. | |
| Okay. | |
| Austrian's trumpet slayers. | |
| Wait, we did 30 people. | |
| Then we got wrapped the show. | |
| We got wrapped within like three minutes. | |
| Seven minutes. | |
| Got our cars. | |
| Within seven minutes. | |
| Nick, go ahead. | |
| Within ten minutes, at least. | |
| Yeah, we're wrapped. | |
| Oh, for sure. | |
| Nick, pull that shit up. | |
| Literally. | |
| Yep, dating app. | |
| Pull that shit up. | |
| I'm still on this, I'm a good one. | |
| We didn't see your whole thing. | |
| Marry me or you're dead. | |
| That's a threat. | |
| Rude. | |
| Next. | |
| This is for like my. | |
| I'm looking for a big boy. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| A big boy? | |
| Like a fat guy? | |
| She likes him. | |
| Okay, I got a chance, boys. | |
| What's up? | |
| Be funny, XOXO. | |
| Okay. | |
| Next, is there another one? | |
| I think so. | |
| All right, yep, Andrew. | |
| Oh, there's one more. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's it. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's cute. | |
| Cute dog. | |
| Word. | |
| Andrew had to leave because he's coming. | |
| He's going to get another book. | |
| I think you look better in person. | |
| No offense. | |
| I think you look better in person than those pictures. | |
| It looks like a compliment. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Big compliment. | |
| Big compliment. | |
| Twitch, Nick. | |
| Go to Twitch. | |
| Guys, go to twitch.tv slash whatever. | |
| Drop us a follow in Prime Sub if you have one. | |
| Twitch.tv slash whatever. | |
| Drop us a follow in the Prime Sub. | |
| Guys, it's been 47 minutes since we've last had a Prime. | |
| I think our Twitch is bugged. | |
| I don't know what's going on. | |
| Guys, drop us a follow over there on Twitch. | |
| Maddie's streaming tomorrow. | |
| Guys, we're doing a mat. | |
| I should have announced this previous times. | |
| I forgot. | |
| We're doing a stream with Maddie tomorrow. | |
| She is going to be doing a hot tub stream. | |
| kidding although that you know what we We should do like a pool episode of the whatever, like a pool, like in a pool of the whatever. | |
| Or like a hot tub episode. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Twitch allows us. | |
| Yeah, you have to put it in the right category, though. | |
| So guys, where's the prime? | |
| Guys, I think we're still bugged. | |
| I don't see a prime yet. | |
| So if you're watching on Twitch, just check if you have a prime because I think our Twitch is bugged. | |
| I don't know. | |
| We haven't gotten any primes in like 47 minutes, boys. | |
| So like, authentic. | |
| Y'all, thank you, Ruskin. | |
| Appreciate it, man. | |
| And like, thank you for like the tier ones, you know. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Oh, freaking eh. | |
| Get me some fucking poutine or some shit. | |
| Chris Olson donated $33.33. | |
| Nice to see you let loose and have fun. | |
| Yeah, Chris Olson, thank you. | |
| This channel has grown so fast. | |
| Must be stressful. | |
| Hashtag stay until you man. | |
| It was a fun show. | |
| It was a fun show. | |
| We had Charlie. | |
| We had Charlie Kirk. | |
| We had Charlie Wilson, Andrew Wilson's long-lost stepbrother. | |
| We had Andrew Kirk, and then also we had Andrew Kirk is Andrew's junk persona. | |
| So now we have this is Andrew Kirk. | |
| We have Andrew Kirk right now. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Say those. | |
| But Brian, I don't want an open border. | |
| I know. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Yeah, that's not fair. | |
| It's not fair to say. | |
| All right, fine. | |
| Anyways, okay, so we have to do a raid. | |
| We're going to be raiding Andrew after this, boys. | |
| What are you guys doing back there, huh? | |
| They're getting ready for the raid. | |
| Yeah, we're getting ready. | |
| Wait, are we raiding him? | |
| Is there even a point? | |
| We're raiding Andrew, but then on Twitch, we're going to be raiding. | |
| Let me see who we have to raid on Twitch. | |
| While I'm doing that, any final thoughts from the panel? | |
| Final thoughts? | |
| Live long and prosper. | |
| Wow, that's a beautiful thing. | |
| I hate that it drags on everything. | |
| It's so irrelevant to drag on everything for no reason. | |
| Irrelevant. | |
| Very, very true. | |
| You're doing a new do we have if he's in that? | |
| If he's in the one on Tuesday, can we please mute him the whole time? | |
| We can just sit there and watch and wish he could say something, but he can't. | |
| Would be an ick. | |
| Because that's what you sound like. | |
| Steve Murphy donated $50. | |
| Andrew is legend. | |
| No, he's not. | |
| Yeah, you know who's not saying that you're a legend? | |
| Anybody. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| You don't even own this podcast. | |
| You're just trying to be a wannabe Brian. | |
| I mean, you're just trying to be a wannabe any female who's here who's good looking. | |
| Remember how I asked you if there's any woman here who's better looking than you and you were like, you're actually a raid. | |
| But I was lying earlier and I don't know what to say now. | |
| You're so remembering when that happened. | |
| You remember when that happened, Troy? | |
| Yeah, you remember when that happened? | |
| You don't remember. | |
| We do not. | |
| We are not going to be able to do that. | |
| Go play your guitar in the background. | |
| Sit there and watch on mute. | |
| I'm sorry, can you play the guitar? | |
| No, I'm not sure. | |
| Can you play anything except the skin flute? | |
| Can you play anything but the skin flute? | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| No, you're the most important instrument. | |
| No, I didn't think you could. | |
| Wait. | |
| I've never heard that before. | |
| I've never heard the skin flute. | |
| I've never heard that in my life. | |
| Well, you're from Russia, so that's. | |
| I can't. | |
| Okay. | |
| They don't have those sayings over there. | |
| They don't. | |
| Yeah, I'm not super American nice. | |
| Abby W-Doo. | |
| Okay, who are we? | |
| Any final thoughts from anybody else? | |
| I mean, if you guys want to keep beefing, you can. | |
| I know. | |
| I don't want to keep beefing because it will never end till 5 a.m. | |
| So goodbye. | |
| Good night. | |
| Please hang up. | |
| Now. | |
| Damn, she's kind of funny. | |
| I'm not going to lie. | |
| She's kind of funny. | |
| Hang up. | |
| She's kind of funny in the like. | |
| An Australian woman definitely broke his heart once upon a time because he has something against her. | |
| No, it has to be. | |
| I'd like to something. | |
| Is that true? | |
| But it was definitely on like Tinder or something. | |
| Thank you for your psychoanalysis. | |
| Please mute him now. | |
| Nick, we're going to raid Frostedham on Twitch. | |
| I do appreciate the psychoanalysis, but you should really emphasize the psycho portion of that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Boom roasted. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'll unmute. | |
| Hello. | |
| What did he have? | |
| What a Steve. | |
| Thank you for the TTS. | |
| I can't say it, but what a bleep. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Do you have Frosted Domestic? | |
| I do. | |
| Okay, don't pull it up quite yet because I just need to get through the outro here. | |
| Old Man Marine donated $30. | |
| Aussies were the worst. | |
| Is Australia even a country, Andrew? | |
| He doesn't. | |
| Okay, look, I did have a debate on this with Jake Rattlesnake, who is the official emperor of Australia, and I remain unconvinced. | |
| Shout out, Jake Rattlesnake TV. | |
| All right, guys, so very fun show. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| I don't know. | |
| She looks the Aussies look a little skeptical. | |
| The Aussies look a little skeptical about it being a fun show. | |
| Can he at least say it was a fun show? | |
| That was funny. | |
| It was really fun performance. | |
| Nobody cares. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Let Brian finish the show up. | |
| Oh my god, I actually laughed. | |
| These girls got a pie, man. | |
| It's gotta be the pen. | |
| Actually, can't believe you. | |
| You say laughing. | |
| Look at her busting up laughing. | |
| She's actually funny. | |
| Look at her laugh. | |
| She's dying over. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Donald Trump. | |
| Don't know. | |
| Donald Duck. | |
| You don't want to be Donald Trump, but you're Donald Duck, okay? | |
| Now, this is. | |
| You would be so much funnier. | |
| You would just. | |
| Hey, listen here. | |
| Listen here. | |
| Listen. | |
| Listen here, you. | |
| You would be so much better and so much funnier if you didn't drag on everything you said. | |
| Who can you ever say is funny or not? | |
| You suck the whole night. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Come in. | |
| You suck so bad that you got out trolled by me, and I was even trying. | |
| I can't with an answer. | |
| So bad. | |
| Let me. | |
| Look, I'll be nice here. | |
| Let me ask you a question. | |
| Like, what are your dreams and hopes? | |
| And just to you, I just want to know, what are your dreams and aspirations and hopes? | |
| In life? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, it doesn't matter what you think. | |
| Anyways, we're going to wrap up the show. | |
| So. | |
| Brian. | |
| I was like, you might be a little chilly. | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| Amyon, have the chicken white back. | |
| She has a great sense of humor. | |
| Look at her busting up, laughing. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| No, okay. | |
| I'm here. | |
| I'm serious. | |
| No. | |
| No, you can figure that out yourself. | |
| Whatever you want it to be. | |
| Whatever you want to be. | |
| We do want to be. | |
| Stop. | |
| Nobody's talking to you. | |
| Hang on. | |
| Listen, listen. | |
| We do want to actually give you a chance to shout your channel out to everybody where they can find you. | |
| Wait, Andrew, we can't do that. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| We have to. | |
| Go ahead, shout your channel out to everybody where they can find you. | |
| Instagrams or what? | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Nobody cares. | |
| Anyway, back to you, Brian. | |
| If you're going to close your shit. | |
| You stole my bid. | |
| I literally just repeated it. | |
| I knew not to answer that. | |
| Good bit. | |
| It's a good distance. | |
| Good business. | |
| Okay, goodbye. | |
| Good night. | |
| Steve Murphy, yo, had to choose the one word that's not allowed. | |
| That also, that other word is also censored. | |
| It's the F word. | |
| Steve Murphy, really appreciate your support tonight, man. | |
| Thank you so much. | |
| You're a legend. | |
| Sorry, I have a question for Andrew. | |
| He's a brave and a decent man. | |
| He's a pioneer. | |
| That's you, Steve. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I actually have a question for you. | |
| I have a question for Andrew. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| What number cigarette is that? | |
| Probably 30. | |
| Oh, I'm sorry. | |
| You smoke because now you're a bad thing. | |
| Are we doing that again? | |
| You just got to. | |
| I'll tell you what. | |
| I'll tell you how many cigarettes I've smoked this year. | |
| If you tell me how many dicks are. | |
| I swear that was a mess. | |
| Hang on, hang on, hang on. | |
| Honestly, I will tell you how many cigarettes I've smoked this year if you tell me how many dicks you've sucked and you're honest. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Okay. | |
| How many? | |
| How many dicks? | |
| Damn, bro. | |
| Wait, I have to count. | |
| Yeah, go ahead and count. | |
| But that's hard. | |
| I don't keep. | |
| It's hard. | |
| It's hard to count. | |
| Yeah, I can see that. | |
| I don't want that super short. | |
| Joe, please just shut up now. | |
| I just want to go home and go to sleep and get a good night's time. | |
| And you keep instigating. | |
| I need a recovery. | |
| You're instigating. | |
| Sorry, but I need a digital. | |
| You're instigating. | |
| Okay, but I take that back. | |
| Please stop talking. | |
| But I just need to recover all the way to Tuesday. | |
| That's why I stick to anal sex. | |
| I don't know why I played that. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Okay, good night, guys. | |
| Bye. | |
| Just hang tight. | |
| We're wrapping up. | |
| Okay, John Smith, of all the events, Maddie, read it. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| You got this shit. | |
| Of all the inventions of the last hundred years, the dry erase board has to need a daddy. | |
| I can't remember. | |
| How did you Bartholomew? | |
| Bartholomew! | |
| No, that's not Bartholomew. | |
| Did you read it? | |
| How did you do this? | |
| How could you do this to a child? | |
| Yo, John Smith. | |
| Yo, John Smith, thank you, man. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| The dry erase board has to be the most. | |
| And then, hold on, we got this. | |
| Joe Murphy donated $30. | |
| Ladies, don't walk away from this podcast negatively. | |
| This whole team is trying to open the dialogue and explore viewpoints through conversations. | |
| Yes, we love it. | |
| Look, you know, and actually, the women on the right, I would have enjoyed, I think, tangling back and forth with. | |
| They seem very, very good faith. | |
| Oh, fuck it. | |
| It was just. | |
| And by the way, the Asian gal in the back, not you. | |
| But the two Aussies, yeah, they're just low-tier trolls. | |
| They kind of ruined it for the rest of the panel. | |
| Just whatever. | |
| Hurry up. | |
| Yeah, just want to say. | |
| Whatever. | |
| What? | |
| You want to shank him? | |
| No, they're provocative. | |
| You call that an awkward. | |
| He's actually killable. | |
| Whoa. | |
| In a video game. | |
| You can't get mad at him. | |
| In a video game. | |
| They're provocative, and I'm more provocative. | |
| I just tone them. | |
| Anyways, I'm out of this shit. | |
| I'd kill you in Roblox. | |
| Species of not trust. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| I love church. | |
| All right. | |
| I know my parents mean well. | |
| Yeah, I'm going to wrap up guys. | |
| I'm going to wrap up. | |
| I do my best not to care. | |
| Yeah, thank you, man. | |
| But I should have done it for a fire, or try to go home. | |
| Please, Brian, I don't want to go to bed. | |
| Okay. | |
| We're going to wrap. | |
| Okay, quick call to action. | |
| I'd like to end the show by seeing if we can't use this moment as an opportunity to give you and you and you, Julie. | |
| What do you the fuck do? | |
| Everything. | |
| A call to action. | |
| Would you, I guess you two kind of made it. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Would you consider stopping sex work? | |
| Make a commitment on the whatever podcast. | |
| Call to action. | |
| Do you consider it? | |
| Do I consider what? | |
| Stopping being a digital whore? | |
| I was going to not say those words. | |
| Who cares? | |
| Do you commit on the whatever podcast to stopping only fatty? | |
| Yeah, when I'm like 25 and I don't know. | |
| No, tonight. | |
| Oh, no, definitely not. | |
| Do you know how much money I'm going to make tonight from this? | |
| That is what she's making. | |
| She manages though. | |
| Probably. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I'll just say this. | |
| The two girls from Riverside have been thinking this shit. | |
| I want to go home. | |
| They've been thinking that shit for now. | |
| Alright, good night. | |
| Please get hid now. | |
| All right, so, okay. | |
| Gig, I tried to do my call to action. | |
| They all said no. | |
| They didn't call anything. | |
| Yeah, sorry, Julie. | |
| Please say no, it's all day. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Who the hell? | |
| Okay. | |
| Was that to me? | |
| Thanks. | |
| Brian, by the way. | |
| This actual smell is Jackie's. | |
| That's Gustavo's. | |
| This is awful. | |
| Hold it up. | |
| I can't get you. | |
| Come here, come back into frame. | |
| Stand right behind us. | |
| Smell the armpit of that. | |
| Gustavo literally died in that. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| No, this is the worst one. | |
| This is the worst one in Andrew. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Are we done? | |
| Okay. | |
| So who are you? | |
| I don't want to smell it. | |
| Go over there. | |
| Take it away. | |
| I don't want to get reminded of this. | |
| Wait, hold on, hold on. | |
| Stop, stop, stop. | |
| Okay. | |
| Bye-bye. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I'm going to bed now. | |
| Hang on. | |
| Guys, guys, let me wrap up. | |
| I have to ask. | |
| Oh, Andrew. | |
| Stop talking. | |
| Wait, now there's four more. | |
| Just say goodnight. | |
| Just say goodnight. | |
| We're almost done. | |
| We're almost done. | |
| You just say, man, Maureen donated $30. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Imagine a full-fledged sculpt trying to shame you. | |
| SMH, it doesn't work. | |
| Okay, there's a bunch coming up. | |
| And so no one will ever respect it. | |
| Okay, Old Man Maureen, thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate the support. | |
| Max donated $30. | |
| Just making the Aussies await a little longer to make sure their night is just a tiny bit worse. | |
| You suck. | |
| What a dick. | |
| Steve, come on, that was $50. | |
| I'm going to laugh myself to sleep tonight. | |
| They're having fun. | |
| They're having fun. | |
| Thank you, Steve. | |
| Imogen, it's actually really funny though, because like the Aussies are so much more worse than you guys. | |
| Oh, Aussie is a good one. | |
| You see this on a daily basis. | |
| Then what, guys? | |
| Aussie? | |
| No, Aussie's like... | |
| Aussie's the same hurdle. | |
| Why is he such an annoying name? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Much love, Andrew. | |
| Silver Astronomy. | |
| Thanks for city rest. | |
| Well, yours. | |
| Sporty Peeps. | |
| Yo, Amsterdam's my favorite European city. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Okay, so I gotta ask Maddie if you'll do me a favor, just real quick. | |
| As we sign off, can you grab a piece of pizza just because I want to settle a bet in my chat? | |
| Is that can you do that? | |
| And do what? | |
| Just grab a piece of pizza and just kind of, you know, like do your thing with a piece of pizza while we wrap down. | |
| I just want to ask this one question. | |
| Sure. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I know how it sounds, but just look, he's getting paid for this. | |
| Some pizza fetish. | |
| Don't do it, girl. | |
| Wait, I'm not going to eat it. | |
| Don't do it. | |
| Someone has a pizza fetish for you. | |
| Yeah, nothing. | |
| No, it's not a pizza fetish. | |
| Wait, no, no, no, no. | |
| Just make clear. | |
| I'm already hungry. | |
| I'm just going to debate whether it's not a pizza fetish. | |
| There's no more pizza? | |
| Okay. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| Who said there's no more pizza? | |
| I was. | |
| I don't think she wants. | |
| Legative underscore 30 donated $30. | |
| How much will you do? | |
| Tell Gustavo to watch. | |
| That goes straight to my pocket. | |
| Say $500. | |
| $500. | |
| I'll do it for $500. | |
| That goes straight to my pocket. | |
| I'll give Maddie $100 of it. | |
| Wait, where are you going? | |
| I'm about to wrap. | |
| Just stay there. | |
| Stay there. | |
| Stay there. | |
| I'm about to wrap. | |
| I promise. | |
| We tried. | |
| Steve Murphy donated. | |
| Andrew, light up the single. | |
| Andrew, smoke a cigarette for me. | |
| Boom. | |
| Okay, let me wrap this up, boys. | |
| Let me wrap this up. | |
| There we go. | |
| First, we got to have him. | |
| There you go. | |
| There you go. | |
| It's Mark's Marlboro. | |
| Marl. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Let's get another cigarette. | |
| Wait, wait, that's actually so funny. | |
| All right, so the Merlins. | |
| All right, done with the first one. | |
| GG, well played to the panel. | |
| Last call, hit the like button, please, on your way out. | |
| Thank you guys for tuning in tonight. | |
| You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me. | |
| I appreciate that. | |
| Thank you to everyone who super chats, donates, and supports the show. | |
| We're actually going to be live again on Twitch tomorrow, twitch.tv/slash whatever. | |
| Madison's going to be doing a stream on there. | |
| Still sort of a test stream, but you know, I think we're actually going live early tomorrow, like 1 p.m. | |
| We might push it because we went pretty late tonight, so we'll see. | |
| I need some sleep. | |
| Yeah, we'll see about the timing, but we will do a stream tomorrow. | |
| So be sure to tune in for that. | |
| We'll be live again Tuesday at 5 p.m. Pacific. | |
| Got another great show on Tuesday. | |
| Any girls who want to be on the show, DM out whatever on Instagram if you can make it to Santa Barbara. | |
| 07's in the chat. | |
| We're gonna do a Twitch raid to Nick if you can pull it up. | |
| Frosted Domes, he's playing. | |
| Who's gonna boost us in the waiting garden? | |
| It's gonna be doing this time 4:40 a.m. | |
| Hold on. | |
| We might play Fresh, Classic Fresh, World of Warcraft Classic Fresh. | |
| He's playing a rogue. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| Thank you for watching on Twitch. | |
| We're gonna raid him really quick. | |
| Okay, I used to have a lot of people. | |
| Hope you guys have a good night on Twitch. | |
| Oh, ask him. | |
| He lives in Romania. | |
| Ask him if he would date Andrew Tate. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right, he lives because he lives in Romania, you know. | |
| So ask him that. | |
| Okay, sending the raid over. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, thank you. | |
| Thank you, Lisco. | |
| Just una memento por favor. | |
| Oh, the second raid, boys. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Brian, whatever. | |
| With a huge host. | |
| Would you date Andrew Tate? | |
| No, not yet. | |
| I don't swing that way, mate. | |
| She's feeling perfect. | |
| Huge shout out to Brian at whatever. | |
| Yo. | |
| The best dating podcast in the world, probably. | |
| Wow. | |
| Boom. | |
| Find him on Twitch and on YouTube as well. | |
| Boom. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you, sir. | |
| Thank you, sir. | |
| Would you date one of the girls from the whatever podcast? | |
| Wait, put it back. | |
| Hard to say, mate. | |
| Hard to say. | |
| Nope. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| We're not girls from the podcast. | |
| Nick, you can pause that. | |
| I don't feel hurt. | |
| Oh, he's bad. | |
| He's like, no, let's stay. | |
| Let's. | |
| Okay, guys. | |
| So, thank you again for tuning in. | |
| You want to come into frame if you want. | |
| Just here at the end here. | |
| We'll get her in a frame. | |
| All right, there she is. | |
| There's Jojo. | |
| There's what do they call you? | |
| Leche, Medleche. | |
| No, no, no, no, say that. | |
| Canon? | |
| I don't know. | |
| That's what they call you. | |
| All right. | |
| That's a new one. | |
| That's a new one. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyways, let me just make sure we don't have any other chats. | |
| Okay, we don't. | |
| Guys, on YouTube, we're going to raid. | |
| By the way, Andrew, congratulations on hitting 100k on YouTube, man. | |
| Subs. | |
| 100,000. | |
| Thank you so much, Brian. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| A lot of that had to do with whatever. | |
| None of it had to do with anything related to Australia. | |
| I really appreciate it very much. | |
| I think she's like gun comatose over here. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| So, I know this. | |
| Hey, what's it called? | |
| This was a grind session? | |
| What do we call this? | |
| A grueling? | |
| Grueling? | |
| It was intense. | |
| Okay, guys. | |
| Wait, where did Andrew go? | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Let me just double check. | |
| No more chats. | |
| Okay. | |
| 07's in the chat. | |
| Thank you for tuning in on YouTube. | |
| I'm sending a rate over to Andrew via YouTube or whatever. | |
| I'm pretty sure it's set up. | |
| Anyways, 07's in the chat. | |
| Good night, guys. | |
| We will see you tomorrow on Twitch with a Madison stream. | |
| And then Tuesday, back on YouTube with another dating talk. | |
| Thank you guys. | |
| Good night. |