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July 6, 2023 - Whatever Podcast
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Dating Talk #81

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My name is Dion.
I'm 19.
I am an entrepreneur and I work at a truck and equipment shop and I'm from Rabloof, NorCal.
Did you say your age?
19.
19.
Okay, welcome.
Thank you.
I'm Nikki.
I'm 19 and I'm from LA.
I work at a warehouse.
Hi, I'm Sophia.
I'm 18 and I'm in school.
And I live at Bakersfield.
Sorry to hear that.
Okay, what about you?
My name is Tiffany.
I'm 26.
I'm from LA and I'm in customer service.
Okay.
Hi, my name is Taylor.
I'm 27 and I work in marketing.
I'm from LA.
I hope I covered all the bases.
Hi, my name is Kat.
I'm 24 and I'm from Fresno, California.
Hi, I'm Gabby.
I'm 28.
I'm a tech recruiter and I'm from LA.
Hi.
I was going to say, I forgot to say I'm a student also.
Go ahead.
Hi, I'm Yuki.
I'm a student at UC Program and I'm majoring in Physic and F. Age?
Oh, I'm 22.
22.
Okay, sweet.
All right.
And then we're going to go around the table once more.
So what is your current relationship status?
Are you single?
Do you have a friends with benefits, talking stage, situationship, relationship?
And also, what's your longest relationship?
Well, what's the longest relationship you've ever had?
And if you are single, how long have you been single?
Go ahead.
I am single and my longest relationship was three years.
And I've been single for eight months.
Eight months.
Okay.
I'm currently taken.
My longest relationship is just four months.
Is that your current relationship?
No, it's three.
Your current relationship is three months, but your longest is four.
Okay.
What about you?
I'm single.
And my longest relationship was one year.
And I've been single for like a couple days.
A couple days?
Okay.
A couple days.
Yeah.
So like three days ago you got dumped or what's the situation?
Why did he dump you?
I mean he took me here so like we're like friends.
Hold on.
What?
You guys.
Wait, so was this the one-year relationship?
Yeah.
So your longest relationship, which was one year, ended three days ago, but he drove you from Bakersfield to here?
Yeah.
But you guys just broke up?
We're like, it's not like a breakup.
Like we're friends.
You know, like we're really close.
You just said you're single though.
Yeah.
I mean, he told me to say that.
He forced you?
Is this like no?
No.
No.
Is this like a pimp?
Blink twice if you're under caress.
Yeah, blink twice.
What's that symbol or whatever that the girl is doing?
Oh, I thought it was like a messenger situation.
No, you have to.
Yeah, is there something you want to tell us, Sophia?
What you got going on in his hand right here?
I'm sorry.
What's the fuck?
Wait, what?
Show that.
What?
I thought it was single tattoos.
You have a tattoo on your hand?
It's a white ink tattoo.
It's a white ink tattoo.
Doesn't that like fuck up the sensitivity of your hand if you get a tattoo on it?
Because there's a lot of nerve end.
Anyway.
No, you can feel it.
Okay.
I felt it.
Sometimes.
Rock and roll.
So your boyfriend who just dumped, was it a mutual thing or did you Mutual.
It wasn't really.
Somebody initiated that.
Well, it can be negative.
Yeah, it was like mutual.
Like, we're not necessarily, you know, how breakups are.
Because we were like really close.
We were always with each other.
And so, like, now we're just like, not with the title.
And we're just like, you know.
We're like just using this to get better and grow.
And like, see if something is still there, I guess.
So you're on a break.
Because you said you're single.
Yeah, I mean, he said that I'm single.
So like.
He said that you're single.
Yeah.
What do you think you are?
Are you still in a relationship?
No, but like I'm single.
So would he drive you to a date?
No, because I want to go on a date.
Yeah, but you're single, so it's plausible that at some point you're going to go on a date with someone new.
You said he drove you here.
Would he drive you to go on a date?
Would you say that you're figuring it out?
I think that he told her to say she's single so he can drop her off and go hook up with another girl.
It's possible.
Because what else would be the reason for that?
That makes no sense.
No.
In my opinion.
No.
Does he know any chicks in Isla Vista?
No.
Does he watch the show?
No, he's going and getting mango by the beach.
And he better get me some because those are so good.
And he's going to do that alone.
He's going to the hotel.
No, because his cousin and my friend, his cousin's girlfriend, like we're all, you know, friends.
And they're coming.
So do you trust your friend group to like rat on him if he starts talking to a chick?
He's not going to do that.
How do you know?
But you guys are broken up.
You guys are both single, so.
So?
Would you be upset if he hooked up with a bunch of after like what three days?
Do people just feel the need to go and fuck someone or something?
Not necessarily.
Some people do.
Some might.
That situation just sounds like unhealthy and weird.
Like a situationship.
Like I wouldn't be happy doing that.
I would never do that.
But we all have our own experiences.
Yeah, I mean, it's typically, I mean, I think the best way to proceed with the breakup is like there needs to be a period of like you're not in contact with them.
So I mean you're still hanging out with them.
Yeah, you have to set some boundaries.
You can't just go from a year in a relationship to being single but still driving around together.
Like what is that?
I'll be a devil's advocate.
Three days is really hard to figure out everything separating all your stuff.
I don't know if you guys live together or you guys live together?
You guys live together.
You got to separate all your shit.
You got to.
I mean, it's not even to that point.
Can you guys talk about it?
Plus, you don't know if you're getting back together.
So then what if you separate all your stuff?
It's not like a breakup breakup.
It's like just like separation.
Just a little separation.
That's a breakup.
Just like...
You guys are done.
No, it's not.
You don't have to be like permanently done.
My boyfriend told me to come on here and say I'm single.
I would be very happy.
Hold on, closer to the mic.
Please go ahead.
I know if my boyfriend told me to come on here and say I'm single, I would be super hurt.
I'd be like, excuse me, why are you, like, why do I have to say I'm single?
Well, I asked him, like, do you want me to say I'm in a relationship or am I single?
And he just like was like, you choose.
And then he dropped me off.
And he was just like, you can say you're single.
But you guys, okay, just to clarify, you guys did have a breakup conversation, essentially, correct?
Barely.
Barely?
We haven't talked to you.
Like, no, it's like, it was weird.
From his point of view, he just like wants a little separation.
And like, just like to grow.
Like, you know, and to just work to grow.
Yeah.
He's going to be growing with another chick.
Yeah.
Sorry, I have bad news for you.
When I told my boyfriend I wanted a separation, that was the end of it.
For good.
Because I was just too scared to say, like, you know.
I don't know if we can like totally judge her entire situation.
Yeah, we nitpick it to what, like, 20, 20 seconds of meeting you.
But okay, question.
When did the semi-sort of breakup conversation happen?
It was a couple days ago, you said?
Yeah.
Do you know what day it was?
Was it Monday?
Wait, today's Tuesday.
Was it the overall?
It was like, I think in the weekend, because I was on the phone with my friend.
Was it Saturday?
Yeah, he was mad.
Okay, question.
So you guys had the sort of breakup on Saturday.
Between Saturday and today, Tuesday, have you guys hooked up?
No.
No hooking up.
Okay.
We don't really have sex.
Huh?
We don't have sex.
We don't really do sex.
You don't do the sex.
Okay.
Wait, even in your relationship, you guys didn't have.
Since you've broken up, you mean?
No.
Just in the past six months, it's been a dead bedroom?
Yeah, kinda.
I mean, we're not super sexually active.
Why's that?
I don't know.
You don't want it?
He doesn't want it.
You don't have high libido.
You don't have high libido.
So he's kind of, he wants it, but you're kind of like not in the mood type of shit?
No.
Sometimes.
But like, not even that I'm not in the type of mood.
Okay.
But like, I don't know.
It's just like our relationship isn't based on sex.
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So, okay, it was a dead bedroom for six months, you said?
I don't want to put words in your mouth.
I said six months, but.
I mean, kinda.
Okay.
Good times.
Yeah.
That's always fun.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, we can come back to that.
What about you?
What's your relationship-ish?
I am single, very single.
And very single.
Very single.
Like, nothing going on.
Zero.
A lot of fun.
Yeah, my last relationship was seven months ago.
We were together for two and a half years.
I think in some of your pre-show communications you sent with us, you said you've been celibate for seven months.
Yeah, since the relationship.
Okay, so you're very single.
Very, yeah, very single.
So there's since your 2.5 year, was it?
Yeah.
Relationship ended, nothing.
Okay.
Why did he dump you?
His dad told him he'd get him an apartment out here, basically.
So he chose an apartment out in Santa Barbara instead of our relationship.
Oh, so he lives here and you live in LA?
Yeah, well, we moved to LA together and then we were going to move back here together, but his dad didn't like me.
Why's that?
Well, today's his birthday, too, so happy birthday.
America.
Happy birthday, America.
And what?
No, it was a weird situation.
Mom died, so like the dad didn't like me, and it was just a very touchy situation, you know.
So, I don't know, it was just not a good situation.
Okay, it's in your notes here, skateboarder dude dumps you out of the blue one month later, calls you begging to have you back.
Did you take him back?
No, no, did not do that.
I told him to have a nice life, okay?
So, there's no nothing coming back.
I mean, question for the panel, like for all the girls, have you ever had a guy end things or break up with you, and then within a couple days or a couple weeks, he's hitting you up, like, I'm babe, I miss you, I made the mistake.
Like, has that ever happened to anybody here?
Show of hands sometimes, yeah, okay.
Um, got it, okay.
Well, we'll continue on.
What about you?
Or actually, wait, someone said no, no, okay, go ahead.
What about you?
Okay, uh, my status, like, yeah, relationships.
Okay, yes, yes, okay, so I'm single, um, and my longest relationship was four years.
Um, we lived together, and then I've been single for damn, I lost count, probably like two-ish years, maybe about, I'll say, sure, okay, and just going back to you, so you're saying you're very single, so that there's in that there's nothing going on, nothing going on dates, any dates, a couple dates, I went on one, but I was with this guy that I know since high school.
Um, so it was just like we kind of like we never did anything, we like made out and like hung out, and that was it.
And in high school, we haven't done anything since then, took me out on a date.
It was nice.
He hasn't, I don't know, he just doesn't show very much.
Um, he doesn't show like he's very interested, so I'm just gonna let it be.
Oh, so this was recently?
This was kind of recently, yeah.
How recent?
Like a month and a half ago, two months ago.
And you haven't heard from him in I mean, I've had a lot of time.
But you said you went on one date, correct?
Yeah, we like went out to like a Mexican restaurant, you know.
Something simple, you know, nothing crazy.
Nothing crazy.
Got some tacos or something.
Exactly.
Nice conversation.
What about you?
Sorry.
We're close.
So I'm, it's, it's complicated, and I don't really feel like expanding on that.
But my last relationship was just shy of five years.
So complicated.
But single.
I'm not looking for anything, but I guess you could say single if you need to put a label on it.
So, but you said your longest relationship was five years?
Just shy of five years.
Why don't you want to expand on why it's complicated?
Just, I don't feel like my whole personal life needs to be displayed for a bunch of people to watch.
I like to say that.
Didn't you request to come on a dating podcast?
Well, just because I want to be on a dating podcast, I can talk about the dating topics, but not expand on my personal life.
Okay.
So just like you don't share your body count ever.
Well, I didn't ask for your body count.
I just asked for your relationship.
Well, but I'm saying there's certain things that you kind of don't want to share or that you wouldn't want to share in front of a bunch of people.
I feel like there's just levels of privacy that I would like to.
Okay, I'll take a couple guesses.
Nikki, I think it sounded like you maybe wanted to come in.
It sounded like you had a question, maybe?
Yeah.
Go for it.
So you still have feelings for him?
Like, are you guys still in contact?
Or are you still, is it still more of a touchy subject that you don't want me to ask questions about?
We co-parent a dog together.
What kind of dog?
He's, it's, okay, so he's an 18-year-old blind applehead chihuahua that doesn't have any teeth.
Wow.
Girl, what?
He's been a little bit more.
And you can't just take it for yourself.
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Okay, so it's complicated.
You're co-parenting a dog?
Yes.
Did you both buy the dog together?
No.
It was your dog?
No.
His dog?
More his dog than my dog.
Who paid for the dog?
No one.
It was adopted.
He was found.
Found dog.
He was really, he had a really hard life before he came into our hands and our care.
Word?
Okay, so can I just make up a story for you?
You say it's complicated.
You are in a polycule.
No.
You're in a polycule.
There's like seven dudes and like three chicks in the polycule.
It's very complicated.
Did I get that right?
No.
Okay, fair enough.
All right, Gabby.
I'm just a little to the left on that one.
Gabby, what about you?
It's also complicated.
My longest relationships, my last one was three years, and the one that I just got out of, still sort of an am in, is almost going to be three years in September this year.
Wait, so hold on.
You said complicated, but the current one, wait.
So the relationship that I'm not in at the moment, but I'm still in contact with my ex, I broke up with him in January.
Fuck, sorry, wrong one.
That's okay.
I broke up with him in January, dated some other guys, got back together with him.
We've been together.
I broke up with him at the beginning of June, and we're still in contact.
If we're going to get back together, it's on me.
Wait, so you broke up in June?
Yeah.
So why do you get back with him?
I love him, but there's like really shitty circumstances that I have to put up with.
He's not going to change, move on.
So like what?
Like what's like the thing that keeps ending the relationship?
Like what's like, okay, yeah, this is not it.
He lives with his mom.
Look closer to the mic, please.
Excuse me, sorry, I have a little throat thing.
He lives with his...
It's not, and it's not contagious.
He lives with his mom, and it's not a big deal, but he won't come over to my apartment.
And I initially got back together with him because he would compromise with me to come to my apartment, but he hasn't.
But he's a great person.
This has been the deal for years, like the whole time.
There's nothing to it.
There's no pet peeve.
There's a few other things, but for the most part, 80% of what I would see in a person who I want to marry, he has.
But the circumstances for the next year, because he said that he won't move in with me until August of next year, are just going to be kind of the same.
So what are the standards of the person that you want to marry?
I mean, I'm attracted to him.
I enjoy his company.
He has a good job.
I have a good job.
I can see us growing together as parents and getting married.
So I see a future with him for sure.
And I spend most of my time with him.
He just lives with his mom right now and she doesn't like me and I don't like going over there.
Why doesn't his mom like you?
Very early on in our relationship, she used to talk about his ex-girlfriend a lot.
And I told him to tell her to not do that.
And then one day we were having lunch and she was showing me like her Facebook profile.
And I texted him like, hey, your mom was showing you?
Yeah.
I was like, that's a reflection.
I'd be like, oh, well, like, I'm not comfortable.
Like in a nice way, you could have put it.
I texted him like, hey, your mom's doing this right now.
He took a screenshot and sent it to his mom.
Why would he do that?
Exactly while I was with her.
And so I was just like, okay, this is bad.
So then the mom was like, you never come between a mother and her son.
So yeah.
Well, then she can have him.
She's in a relationship with her.
I don't talk to her.
I'm meeting him.
You're in front of her.
You're texting your boyfriend on how you feel about her right in front of her.
Because we had talked about her.
And then he's going to send her a screenshot.
On his part, that's kind of like, okay, that's kind of little.
But why don't you just look up and just be like, hey, I'm not comfortable with that.
Why don't you address the feelings that you already feel?
Like, why do you just turn around and hide behind your boyfriend?
Well, she got mad about it.
And then afterwards, she just never liked me.
Well, I feel like you were trying to make peace with the mom.
I thought just like maybe him talking to her about it, it would just die down.
But she just, it escalated even more.
Because it's something that you have to address with her because you have a problem with her.
We did after that.
Him have a problem with her.
It just never worked after.
Well, he never liked me.
But you brought that upon yourself, though.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
Yeah.
Did you feel like it wasn't your place to tell his mom how to talk to her?
I wasn't very close with her.
Please speak closer into the microphone.
I wasn't very close with her, so it just didn't really make sense for me to be the one to tell her.
But why don't you change that connection and actually try to get to know her?
You're going to be in her life if you want to get married to her son.
I hope you realize that.
Yeah, well, this is three years ago.
It was three years ago.
I just didn't really have the confidence to tell her something like that.
That's why the word petty exists.
People are petty.
And especially as a mom, I know you're going to be in my son's future and you don't want to have a good connection with me.
The person that birthed her, like the son that you're going to have to do.
She tries to be nicer to me now, but I just like, I'm very standoffish of her.
Why?
She's like, because she went through a period of just not liking me and being very mean to me.
So now when I go over there, I just kind of ignore her.
Well, that's only going to hurt you.
Exactly.
But it doesn't make a difference to me at all.
If she's showing you her and you knew it was his ex and she knew it was his ex.
And you felt some type of way about it.
And that's the first thing.
I would have never known a guy having a weird mom.
Yeah.
I mean, they're very close.
He's like a mama's boy.
He knows it too, so I can say that.
Exactly.
So you should be able to have a good connection with his mom then if he's a mama's boy.
But I feel like his mom is hung up on the ex.
Like his mom.
She was in like a moment.
She always look at a person and be like, hey, I'm not comfortable with that.
Just like the same way you address what you have a problem in a relationship, you still can do that with another person.
Yeah, but it's communication.
That mom will never let go of it.
She's awful because she always has it in consideration.
She tried to have the same connection with me that she had with the ex, but after that incident, it just never really happened.
Exactly.
She even called me the ex's name at one point and like he had to correct her.
Like she was acting like I was like her.
Well, if it's worth it for you to be with your boyfriend, then you should take the steps to get a better relationship with his mom.
If not, then why are you still with him?
Because it's just going to be awkward and uncomfortable.
I 100% agree with you.
But you're going to have, there's power and forgiveness and you're going to have to get over what happened in the past if you want to have a relationship with her and him.
Yeah.
It takes the time.
Wait, so okay, just a point of clarification.
In your messages to us before the show, you said it's single but complicated.
Is that correct?
Or are you more relationship but complicated?
I am single because I did break up with him and we have not gotten back together.
So I hang out with him.
Sure.
And you said that was multiple times a week.
Wait, okay, but it's a three-year relationship, but you say you broke up, but you continue hanging out multiple times a week?
I go to the gym with him.
But you broke up with him?
Yes.
And you said your boyfriend/slash X is a mama's boy lawyer.
That's the one that I'm living at his mom's at 33?
Yes, he's 33.
Well, you know, maybe there's, you know.
It's not a big deal.
It has to do with the fact that he won't come to my apartment, and that was like a huge compromise that I wanted for us to get back together.
For you guys to move in.
You wanted to move on to the next one.
Not even just like move in, but for him to come to me.
He never comes to me.
He always wants to stay at his mom's.
Do you feel like his mom doesn't want him to go over there?
And that's why he doesn't want to.
He's comfortable at his mom's and he also wants to keep his mom company.
So I have a question for you.
So do you think this is more that you more so have an issue with his complacency in his current situation more than it is about the mom or anything like that?
Do you think it's just like a stagnant situation that you're not really in favor?
Okay, because then I can see how you'd have issue with that because then you can't foresee growth together.
And then that could be an issue.
It also could be like he already told me a timeline.
I'll move in with you in a year.
So like I'm okay, fine, another year, but you need to make the compromises of like coming to stay at my apartment instead of me always going over there.
And I think that it wouldn't be responsible of him to create or to say or make that commitment without having developed the habit or maybe exercise the muscle of going over and kind of staying at your place and kind of seeing how you guys live together and all that stuff because it's a huge jump to be honest with you.
He will try to make up for it in different types of ways instead of going over to my apartment and just sleeping over.
Because that's what exactly you want.
So it's like the one thing that's the one thing that you're doing.
Why is she trying to compromise with him then?
If he's always trying to compromise with you, what have you done back to compromise with him?
I always go over to his mom's and I hate his mom.
I think I'm already doing that.
He's a momless boy.
So you're supposed to compromise with him because he's a momless boy.
If he's showing you different ways that he cares about you and shows you different affection, then you should also compromise with him.
That's in a relationship.
One time a week, I feel like that's like really doable.
Exactly that then.
Address it.
Honestly, I think that you should just continue always going over to his house.
No.
Why?
Like, that's what I prefer in a relationship.
Like, I never want to go to the girl's house.
Like, she just always has to come to mine.
That's how it should be.
I think that's kind of disrespectful that you're not going to be able to do that.
Like, that's equality.
I don't hate him.
Exactly.
She says to my face that she hates me.
Bro, this is so.
These are new developments.
I guess you guys never had it.
Make immigrant parents.
I think I just hit a speed bump at 20 miles an hour later.
Sometimes it's better to just find somebody else.
Okay, let's move on.
Maybe we can touch back on that later.
What about you, Yuki?
So my situation is kind of complicated.
A little closer to mic, please.
So I fell in love with someone I never made in real life.
Oh, yeah, it's like, and I never have like a real life dating experience.
Have you FaceTimed them?
Like you've seen them over video, you know that that's like a real person.
Like you're not getting catfished.
Okay.
Like I face time like one time.
Just one time.
Just one time?
Yeah.
How long have you been here?
I just been together.
Like it's like we already like I was like a placeholder like a side online check and until I know that it's like just it's just I found that I have a girlfriend in real life.
You found out that the person that you're talking to at the moment has a girlfriend in real life?
Yeah he's like he's saying like okay I have a having like friend with my ex.
We hang out a couple times like this.
I don't know about that.
Wait, so just a couple points of clarification here.
So where did you meet him?
Online, correct?
Yeah, where?
Like on Tinder.
On Tinder.
Yeah, Brian's in the middle of the day.
Where does he live?
Did you meet him at World of Warcraft?
Here in LA.
I think so.
He's in LA.
You live in Santa Barbara, correct?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, so then, and did you guys FaceTime or was it strictly like texting?
It's like mostly texting.
Like I only FaceTime like three minutes.
Did you see his face?
How long have you guys been?
Yeah.
Was it congruent with the picture?
I think so.
Yeah.
Okay, because you seemed to be his girlfriend before you met him in person.
Yeah, exactly.
Wait, question.
Okay, so how long have you known him total as of now?
Like now, like half a year, I think.
Six to six months.
And then you said you fell in love with him.
How quickly did you fall in love with him after meeting him?
One month, two months, three months?
Like I never met him in person.
Well, I mean like meeting him online.
How long did you said you're in love with him or were in love with him?
Yeah.
Are you still in love with him?
I like honestly, I think I destroyed his life because I said everything to like what he said to his family and his girlfriend.
Because like, he was like, because he was like, so right now he have a girlfriend, right now and he keeps texting me saying he loved me and saying like I gotta move away from my girlfriend, like that.
And I know I'm so stupid and I believe that like here wait, I'm gonna have you fix your posture and scoot your chair into the table, just because you're sinking behind the mic a little bit.
Okay, I almost can't even digest what you said.
So yeah, so he has a girlfriend.
And he was saying that like oh, he's talking to you right, and he's saying like oh, I can't like continue this with you because it's affecting my relationship with my ex or my girlfriend at the moment.
No, he's like keep texting me saying he loved me, he don't love his girlfriend.
And you said that you exposed him.
Yeah, because I'm like I was like so stupid because I like I would die for him, like you would die for him.
Yeah, like so.
But just, I don't know if you answered this at what point after having met him, did you fall in love with him?
Two months in three months, in like uh, just like one month.
What after one month?
Have you ever heard of the three month period?
Like No, three months period.
I don't know.
That would be a long time for a period to last.
I mean, that's when people really show their actual emotions.
You do need to give some time to travel with the person, but I spend the night with them at least once.
You gotta know who that is.
But okay, so a couple notes here.
So, so this was your only boyfriend?
Yeah, her boyfriend.
Like, yeah, I think so, but like, I have like when I was like 13 or 14, I'm doing like either two or one, but I don't think that counts.
Huh?
So, um, all your relationships have been e-dating?
E-dating?
Like, online, like dog bait?
Online?
Wait, so have you, have you ever, like, gone out with a guy in person?
Like, ever.
Like, I try to have a date with some people, but like, it's just a date, and after the date, we don't talk anymore.
That's it.
So, just like, why do you think that it is?
Like, do you guys like, do you talk to him in the date?
Like, do you just sit there awkwardly?
Like, what are you like on a first date?
Like, are you uncomfortable?
Are you comfortable?
Like, you show up well-dressed, overdressed.
Like, I don't know.
Like, I feel like I'm so nervous at the time.
Like, I don't know what I supposed to do.
I was just sitting there and listening to what he said.
Like, that's it.
That's why.
Yeah, I'm going to play a date.
I mean, I kind of really want to see that.
I'm not going to lie.
You could help her.
I might take some Riz class before this.
So Nikki has Riz.
Nikki has some Riz.
So you're saying that if you were on a date, you just feel like you would not know what to say.
It would just be awkward, which is kind of your hesitation.
I mean, I feel like, I mean, and you've never really, you said you've been on a couple or one or two.
Like, like two.
Here in the U.S.?
Because you're, where are you from?
I'm from China.
Okay, so English isn't your first language, so perhaps there's a language barrier too.
That's like, I mean, unless you're going on a date with someone who speaks Mandarin or Cantonese.
Do you speak Mandarin or Cantonese?
Mandarin.
Yeah, so unless you're going on a date with someone who speaks Mandarin, there's like, in addition to just being nervous on the first date, it's like there's a language barrier too, because you seem actually quite good in English, but you're probably not perfectly fluent.
Yeah, and I'm just too nervous.
I don't know how to.
You could become a nun.
That's an option.
That's hard.
Do you feel like that's why online dating is easier for you?
Because there's not that nervousness of that face-to-face interaction?
Exactly.
And I don't know how to flirt until I catch the feeling.
Okay.
And so when you're flirting, like, what does that look like?
Is that inappropriate to ask?
I'm kind of curious as to how you express affection.
Like, that is a point because honestly, I don't know.
Riz check.
That is a point because I never really fell in love with someone in real life.
So you don't super know quite yet, or you're not very familiar with that part of yourself yet?
I'm not really familiar.
Have you ever fallen in love before?
She fell in love with her online boyfriend.
Well, but that's this one right now, though.
Like before him, have you ever fell in love with anybody?
Like, honestly, in school, I have like I had like some crash.
Yeah, but like I don't know how to talk to them.
Oh.
And that's it.
But it's never been like this powerful.
Like you've never felt this way about anybody else.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay.
Wow.
Thank you for sharing.
So what's the further?
You said you have gone maybe a couple times in person on dates.
Is that correct?
But they didn't go well.
Is that correct?
What?
You said in person.
You did go on one or two dates in person.
Is that correct?
But it didn't go further than the first date, is that right?
Exactly.
Okay.
So just out of curiosity, I mean, what's the, like, what's the furthest that you've gone with the guy?
It's just.
Closer to the mic, please?
Let me think.
Maybe just.
Have you, like, kissed?
Has there been a kiss?
Nah, it's just dinner.
Dinner.
Yeah.
So.
Kibachi, what did you get?
Just like the Mexican food.
Pasta.
Pasta?
Italian.
Yeah.
Okay.
Here is like another really interesting thing because like after this date, I was asking that guy like, should we like go to another date?
And he said like maybe like nah, like we are not ready much.
You asked him?
Yeah.
And also, I pay him head on bail because I think.
You paid what?
I pay him half of bail.
You paid half the bill?
That's cool.
That's fun.
I mean, you don't have to be paying the bill.
I like that shit.
Pay for the whole meal, actually.
You don't?
It's just like, I feel like, okay, you want to, because like we went to a date and he found that we are not really good to each other.
So I pay him half of bail.
I mean, you should on the first day instance because you're getting to know the person.
I mean, yeah, sure.
I mean, all guys shouldn't be paying the bill.
It should be equal in some type of way.
And it's going to be like that in a relationship if that's what you want further on.
I mean, word of advice, stay away from e-dating.
It's not going to help you in any type of way.
Because even if you look at somebody face to face and you can't start a conversation, that's a problem with yourself.
And I don't think you should be dating.
I think you should just be working on yourself.
Right.
Exactly.
And you just look in the mirror, practice, you know, starting conversation or just making friends and just starting, or guy friends and starting conversation with them.
And that's how you start, just by being yourself.
But eating is not going to get you anywhere.
I feel that.
There's weirdos and creeps and 45-year-olds that say that they like you.
I'll agree with that advice, but did you invite him to go to the date or did he invite you?
Who?
Which one?
The one that you went on the date with?
Did he invite you or did you invite him?
He invited me.
Then he needs to pay because he's asking for your time.
I know he's going to disagree, but I think especially when it comes to, because you're from China, right?
So there's a certain custom or a certain culture around dating, right?
And so typically in those situations or typically in more conservative cultures, there's a very structured gendered, sorry, there's a very structured gendered role as it comes to that.
So I can see how you're not really used to that being the case.
So to be completely honest with you, I'm not shocked if you're uncomfortable with having to pay half, considering where you're from and also what you're used to.
But I do think that if someone is asking for your time, then they need to show that they value your time.
So I mean, it's just my opinion.
People can disagree or not.
But I think that in total, that should be the case.
Although you should expect later on in the relationship to maybe split those duties a little bit.
Well, you said, hold on, you said that if somebody is asking for your time, then it should fall on them to pay for the bill.
However, I mean, that's convenient, but generally speaking, men are going to be the ones who are asking for said time.
Okay, but what's that?
Females do too.
Of all the first dates that occur in, let's say, the past 10 years, if you had to assign a percentage, men initiating versus women initiating.
I'd give you 30-70.
Probably for a reality.
30% of women are initiating dates.
I'd say 30-70.
I'd say it's 99.
I'd say 99% of first dates is the guy asking for the date.
99%.
99% now.
99% now.
I'm not really like maybe 90s to 80s.
Percentage-wise, okay, like the 80-20.
Let's say it's 90.
Let's say it's 90%.
I'm still better than that.
I think it doesn't matter who asks.
In my traditional opinion, if a man is going to be a gentleman, he's going to pay.
If he's not going to pay, then that's your sign.
He's not going to take care of you.
He's a little boy.
And in the future, disavow.
Disavow.
Alone.
When you guys are like get together for longer, then yeah, spoil him, buy him whatever.
Buy the dinner, buy the bill.
But on the first date, that's your sign.
Either he's he's a gentleman or he's not.
I mean, disavow.
But that is my dad.
Like, what if, if you think about it that deep, what if it's like some trans people, then who's gonna who's gonna pay for it then?
But in my traditional opinion, if it's a man and a woman, a man should pay for it.
Okay, well, trans people are like 1% of the population, so it's kind of irrelevant.
But so what, what was your point after that, though?
If it's a date with the man and a woman, whoever asks, the man should pay.
Why?
The first date, just to well, you believe in, I assume you believe in traditional gender roles, right?
Yeah.
But how many women are not traditional?
I'd say the majority of women are not traditional.
I'm speaking for myself.
If you guys don't change, then what is it?
Like, what's the point?
I can only speak for myself.
Like, if it's some lesbians, then I don't know.
I can't speak for them.
Let's stick to heterosexual relationships.
The man should pay.
Okay.
Because I know that is a good point, though.
I'm paying the bill in that situation.
And I'm looking for somebody who can.
I mean, I like to make my own money.
I've always been very independent.
I've been financially independent since I was like 14 years old.
And I like to work.
I like to do my own thing and provide for myself.
But I'm also, I know I'm looking for somebody who can lead me.
And that involves like being financially stable and taking that first step.
Yeah, let me just clarify.
If you, as a woman, you are a traditional woman, I don't object to women having, let's say, an expectation or a desire for a man to pay on the first date.
However, you must be for you to have that standard, you ought to be a traditional woman.
If you're not a traditional woman, you should not expect men to adhere to their traditional gender roles.
Yeah, that wouldn't make sense at all.
Like, if you're all about feminism and gender equality, I'm not saying you specifically, but just women in general.
If you're all about feminism and gender equality and progressive politics, whatever, then you cannot recoil at the very idea of gender roles, but then expect men to pay because men paying is a gender role.
No, I think there should be different standards.
I don't want to be treated like a guy.
I don't want to be held to guys standards.
Just like I'm sure a guy wouldn't want to be treated like a girl, held to a girl.
I think there's differences and they should be treated like that.
I feel like I should add on to that, but in any way, it's kind of similar, but I'd say as a guy and you're trying to get into a relationship, you're trying to have that person till marriage, till death do his part, you know, yada, yada, yada.
And I feel like as like a female or another partner, you're waiting for, like, you're trying to share responsibility, as in like taking care of a kid financially, and like you just want to be stable with that person.
But on a first date, I don't feel like the guy should pay for everything.
I mean, especially if I'm getting to know him, if I'm not feeling the date, yeah, I believe in like split pay.
But if he's trying to show that he's trying to get into a relationship with me, if he's trying to move forward and like have that commitment with me, I believe that the guy should be paying to show me that he cares.
Women and men, they look for different things.
I know for me, I don't look for a, I look for a man who can be like a provider.
And I'm sure a men look for a girl who can be loving and nurturing.
So it's like, I'm men don't care about your status if you have like a great career.
At least I don't think they do.
So why would they care if I can pay the bill or not?
That doesn't mean I can't.
But why would they care on the first date?
Why would the what?
Why would they care on the first date?
Yeah, why would a man want a woman to pay?
I feel like if I was a man, I would feel so like demasculated if a woman was like, oh, let me pay the bill.
I don't think that's what men want, but I think what strikes me as something that's equal is you pay for your food, he pays for his.
Okay, but if he's hitting on you, then he should also be having that initiative and pay my bill.
Like, why are you backing out?
Like, I would just say for the first date, you know, maybe don't go to like some crazy restaurant that you're going to have this giant bill.
And then when it comes to the end of the meal, we're kind of like, okay, like, do we split this?
Do we not?
Yeah.
Maybe just get something simple.
I would never range.
I mean, like, I would never want to go so far.
I'm definitely in bougie.
Like, I would, dating is literally like getting to know somebody, collecting data.
Yeah, exactly.
So it's like, go on a walk or, you know, yeah, that is true.
You can have a first date without spending money.
It doesn't have to be like this super luxurious thing.
I think there was a bit of a misinterpretation on my point.
I think it's contingent on who invited who.
It's not, I'm not necessarily talking about specifically gender roles as far as my opinion goes, but I do know that a lot of people function with those roles.
And in a lot of other cultures, it's very commonly practiced.
But I think that like to your point, if you have traditional, if you have a traditional outlook or if you expect traditional followship through that role, then I think that you also have to reciprocate it on the same level.
I think that you do need to make sure that you guys are both on the same page as far as who's going to be doing what.
But I definitely think that there is a little bit of room to kind of discuss what those terms are.
The more that you get to know.
We actually have a video about this Eric.
Can you pull up that mispatch video?
That's The lady in her car.
Yeah Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I've never seen this before.
I've seen it.
She's like, well, I'll watch.
It's like about liberal men.
Is it going to play?
She wants like a liberal.
You might have to be like the head of the refresh.
As a conservative man-man, but just not be conservative.
Yeah, do a refresh.
That's probably fixed.
Yeah.
Okay.
I want a man to pay for me, and he needs to take me out, but he also has to respect...
Here, actually, before you play it, can we just...
Do you want to know one of the saddest...
Before we play it...
Just show of hands.
Do you think, just should the guy pay on the first date?
Raise him high if you think the guy should pay on the first date.
Boom, boom.
Yes, yes.
You're like an iffy.
I think it's a pen.
Okay, everybody here, they think that.
Okay.
And then just a follow-up question.
Who here, at least like maybe your politics-wise, considers themselves maybe a bit more on the liberal side, believes in gender equality, maybe even considers themselves a feminist?
Show of hands.
Just you two?
I wouldn't consider myself a feminist.
Well, I'm pretty moderate.
I wouldn't say I'm liberal, but I'm like in between.
Okay.
So you're a feminist.
In fact, if I recall in our notes, you consider yourself a radical feminist.
Yeah.
What does that mean to be a radical feminist to you?
Well, radical.
I'm about to get clipped.
I'm scared.
Just go ahead.
She's like, he's going to get clipped.
Well like I'm just trying to think of how to explain this.
Um I say I'm a radical feminist because like I agree with a lot of their views and so you want me to like tell you those views or like just start listing some ideas like some comments.
Okay, okay, okay.
What's your definition of feminism to start?
Well to what does it mean to be a feminist?
And then I suppose you consider yourself a radical feminist so that's another component.
Yeah.
Like what it means to be a feminist?
Sure.
Well to be a feminist I guess it means for I don't know exactly how to explain this but why do you consider yourself radical feminist give her a chance go ahead.
Because I agree with their values.
What are the values?
Exactly.
I mean there's a whole lot of can you name a value that they have?
Well one thing maybe this is just me but I think porn should be illegal.
That's fair thing.
That is a feminist position sure.
Yeah.
And I mean there is kind of like equity that just one point of clarification on that.
When you say porn should be illegal do you mean it should be illegal to make, illegal to consume?
What?
It should not exist.
Okay.
What about prostitution?
Should that be illegal?
Now question on the prostitution thing should it be illegal for men should the men be prosecuted or should the women be prosecuted?
Assuming it's a woman who's a prostitute.
Well the guy who's buying or the pimp?
Well okay you could be a prostitute and not have a pimp.
I'm saying so there's the prostitute and then there's the guy who's okay so like the guy that's buying the prostitute.
But the prostitute the prostitute it shouldn't be illegal to be a prostitute but it should be illegal to criminalized it but um zero accountability.
And so like they're all hoeing now.
Okay but in any so you were making some other points too as far as far as some of the values that you believe in related to feminism.
But one thing is I kind of do believe the person that's buying like the prostitute should get in trouble more so than the prostitute.
But except I know the argument of like that but what are the other values besides the you said make porn illegal and then focus on the I think we have a way that we can jump into this.
Hold on just let her speak.
Go ahead.
Well um like I mean I'm kind of into like the equity thing.
Okay.
Anything else?
I'm trying to think.
The equity thing.
Well okay here did you have something?
Yeah.
So how do you feel about the wage gap?
Do you believe there's a wage gap?
Quote unquote over income?
Yes.
There is a wage gap.
You think that there is a wage gap?
There is a wage gap.
Why do you think that that is?
What do you mean?
Why do you think I'm like ready to jump?
Why do you think that there's a wage gap?
Like why do you what is the reasoning that you think that there is a wage gap?
Like why?
Yeah, like what do you think caused the wage gap?
Like the wage gap that you think that there is between men and women?
What do you think the cause of that is?
And also do you want to tell us what is the wage gap?
Well it's where women are being paid less.
For what?
Working?
Across the board.
So In every single industry, in every single job, you cannot find a single woman who's paid more than a man, for example.
Or are you saying on the average?
See, okay.
On the wage gap thing, I don't know exactly how it works out.
Everything.
But you believe it exists.
Yeah.
I mean, I used to not believe it exists.
So you used to be based.
But then it still doesn't.
I'm just going to say it doesn't.
Oh, shouldn't it?
As a female, there should be that line and like that gap as a female, you should be working harder.
Like, you should have that ideal.
You should have that ideal image to be like, okay, these guys are like working harder than me.
What the fuck am I doing wrong?
Here, let me know.
Let me try to help.
So how much is the wage gap?
Isn't it like $3?
What?
What do you mean, $3?
A man makes $3 and a woman makes one?
Or what do you mean?
I was like, or was it 3%?
But because there is an article or something on that that I was talking about.
Yeah, there's a lot.
I don't know.
I don't know your fact streak.
And I don't think you should be representing something that you don't really have your fact streak.
And you haven't been given like a reason or opinion.
I don't even know where you stand or why you stand there.
I would want to argue back, but I don't even understand what you're saying.
You don't even.
I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to knock you.
I'm just saying that there's no such thing as a wage gap.
Obviously, there's like there's female rappers right now that are disproving that as we speak.
There's female nurses, female doctors that have more money than guys.
That's already way disproven.
Wait, what did you guys mean in wage gap?
That's what you brought up.
That's flipping the wages.
But you're aware of it and you believe.
Well, no, okay, because are we talking about are we talking about like men dominating things and you know the money thing?
Like are you explain what you are meaning by wage gap?
Well, she brought it up, so if you want to go ahead.
Well, okay, so I guess like the traditional argument that I hear the most is sports.
You know, like, oh, well, women's basketball players don't get paid as much as men basketball players do.
Well, there's a reason for that, you know?
Well, I think she needs to explain because feminism isn't like a universal thing.
There's so many different opinions about it.
So if she's not even saying what she agrees with or why she believes that, then we can't just be, you know, talking.
But we shouldn't bring up something that you are if you aren't representing that.
The wage gap, first off, it's been illegal to pay women less for the same job since 1963.
If it is so prevalent, you would see more people getting fined, sued, and companies shut down.
Also, if it was the case, for example, that you could pay a woman, say, 30% less than the man to do the exact same job, companies would exclusively hire women.
Because what is the primary interest of a business?
Money.
Would you agree?
Primary purpose of a business is to make money.
So as a business owner or as a corporation, if you can save 30% on employment by hiring women only, then you would do it.
Fact of the matter is, there is no wage gap.
There's an earnings gap, but that's different than a wage gap.
Men earn more overall for the same job, for the same job position.
Men and women get paid the same wage.
But men earn more.
And there's a whole bunch of reasons.
For example, women get paid, you might say that women get paid 15% less because they work 15% less.
Men on average work more hours than do women.
And they do harder jobs.
I think there's kind of a misunderstanding on what the wage gap is for me.
I think like I'm kind of confused because last I looked it up, the wage gap is like 82 cents per the male dollar or something like that.
That's the unadjusted rate.
But if you actually adjust it for all variabilities, it shrinks to like including like all the discrepancies.
It's like 1%.
It's 1% if you adjust for hours worked and all the sorts of discrepancies.
And you look at the often reported wage gap where it's like 80.
It's always changing.
It went 76 per the women.
76 or 80 cents to a dollar.
But that's what that stat is, is you take all the money women make and you compare it to all the money men make.
But men and women make different decisions when it comes to career.
We work different hours.
There's different professions.
There's seniority.
There's all kinds of different variables that are uncontrolled for.
So it shrinks to like 1%.
And you have to ask yourself, if there is a discrepancy, can you necessarily attribute said discrepancy to, for example, sexism?
Just because a discrepancy exists does not mean that it's due to, if there's a discrepancy that exists between, say, men and women, is it necessarily because of sexism?
I would say not necessarily.
It could be, but not necessarily.
It's definitely a possibility, and I don't think we should negate the fact that that's definitely a possibility, but I do think that there is a bit of a, there's a skewed perspective on what really is the contributing factor to that.
I'm not the most educated on wage gap per se, so I don't feel that I'm the best to address.
We're going to move away from the wage gap, but I just want to bring it back to you here for a little second here.
So just maybe two other points when it comes to feminism.
Do you believe in the patriarchy?
That's kind of a feminist position.
You know the answer.
No, do you, I'm asking you.
I don't want to, I want to be charitable.
I don't want to just assume that you believe.
I'd rather just ask you if you believe something or don't believe something.
Yeah.
Because I'd like to treat people as individuals and see what they believe or don't believe.
I don't want to just assume you believe whatever it may be.
I'm sorry, Takarin.
Can we just change the subject?
Because this is a dating podcast and we're clearly not going to get anywhere else.
Well, it is related.
It is related to the, you know, who should pay on the first date.
Anyways, I would like to ask the panel something unrelated.
We're going to continue on this.
Because she doesn't know what she's talking about.
That's why I'm trying to cut in.
I'm not going to say that.
But as a woman with a small business, if you have equipment signed up, if you're a contractor, whatever you are, you get on the priority list.
As a woman owning a business, you get like you're first over the men.
So I don't even know what radical feminism means, but I don't agree with the whole age gap thing.
Exactly.
Because it's just not true.
Wage gap.
Wait, sorry.
Okay, you said age gap.
That's another conversation.
So you believe in the patriarchy, correct?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then another, so just curious, what is your general stance on men?
I mean, like...
What do you think of men?
Like, do I hate them?
No.
Okay.
I feel sorry for them.
Why is that?
I mean, because like I always see men complaining about women and just like taking this hatred into onto women about how like, you know, how we have, I don't know, maybe if we feel upset, we have someone that can, you know, empathize with us and like just these little things.
And because one thing is like with men, I feel like male friendships.
I'm sorry, I'm really anxious, but Male friendships, like most of the time, they aren't really anything like they don't have substance, you know.
Between male and male, you mean?
Yeah, okay.
So, do you feel bad for men because you think they have it harder than women?
No.
So, why do you feel bad for them?
Because there are disadvantages for them as well.
So, then how are you a feminist if you think that man is so much feminist because we're trying to understand you, but like you have literally just been dodging the question, not answering it.
Like, even we're not going to be able to do your version of feminism.
What do you think?
Yeah, feminism doesn't make sense to me.
Please explain exactly.
We're open-minded, but we're trying to like really understand.
Um, I mean, there's like multiple levels, there's different types of feminists.
So, what's the radical level?
Yes, Ezekiel 25-17 that you believe in all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness.
Nope, Here, I'll do it.
All right, hold on.
Oops, what?
Okay, thank you.
Thank you, Ezekiel 25-17.
Hold on, I got just that.
Eric, let's play the Ezekiel 25-17 donated $100, and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Alright, let's play that video, Eric.
Can you pull it up?
Thank you, Ezekiel 25, 17.
Appreciate it.
Go full screen, please.
No.
Here, you got to go back to her profile, and then you have to go find the video if you're able to.
Okay.
Wait.
It's like she's in the car.
There's like Kiers.
Just can you show?
Because I can't.
TikTok is fucking whack if you're not logged in.
Scroll down.
What?
No.
Scroll.
Scroll.
Scroll down.
The one with the participating in this activity.
Yeah, that one.
Do you want to know one of the saddest realizations I recently had was that as a liberal woman?
Bro, TikTok's so f.
We can't.
Can you just move us over?
Sorry, guys.
We're doing it live.
Okay, Rush Limbaugh.
Oh, my.
Yep.
Okay, start from the beginning, please.
Do you want to know one of the saddest realizations I recently had was that as a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who is willing to play the more traditional masculine role in the relationship in today's day and age.
Who is not a conservative?
A man who wants to pay on the first date, who wants to open your door, who has that want and desire to take care of you and to provide.
Who is not a conservative?
And obviously, as a liberal woman, I do want to be respected from independence.
And I do want to have my own autonomy in the relationship and not be confined or conform to the traditional female homemaker childbearing role.
And most of the men that I've dated who do have that more natural provider masculinity about them are normally conservative.
So I don't really know what to do because I don't want to compromise my morals and values just to find a man.
But am I asking to have my cake and eat it too?
No, I don't know.
If you can control Z those back, I don't know if it's still possible, but yeah, yeah, sweet.
Thanks, Eric.
Okay, so that's somewhat related to what we were talking about before when it comes to who should pay on the first date.
So this kind of went semi-viral.
Basically, you have a woman, self-identifying as progressive, liberal, whatever, who's like wants a traditionally masculine man to pay for the first date, do all the shit.
So let's get everybody's reaction.
Let's go around the table.
We're going to start with you and then we'll go around this way.
Any thoughts on that you, you, you right here?
Yeah, into the mic, please.
I feel like I'm going to go through.
Yeah, we'll skip.
What about you, Gabby?
I feel like every girl wants a guy that's going to be like that.
But it's becoming less and less apparent in this day and age.
Okay.
Yeah.
Your reaction?
I feel like she missed the whole.
Well, I mean, a conservative woman or a traditional woman, just because you're the one who's cleaning house or cooking or having the babies, that doesn't mean that your opinion or your thoughts are just completely disregarded.
I'm sure there are many conservative men out there that value their partner's opinion.
And if you're equal counterparts or if you're good together, then you should be able to, you know, provide some insight into decisions.
I got beef.
I'm not going to even lie.
So I'm just going to say if you want a traditional man and that traditional man, so that it's likely that that traditional man is going to want a traditional woman, right?
So if you don't fit that archetype, right?
If you can't satisfy the traditional role, right?
Then it doesn't make sense.
There's just not a congruency.
Like two plus two is not really equaling four there.
So like if, for example, he comes to the table, right?
And he's like, I would like a woman that is going to clean, cook, and do all that stuff, right?
And these are the terms that he's setting for everybody, right?
And so he's very transparent and he's very forthcoming about that.
And you come and you meet him with, I don't want to do that, I don't want to do this, and I don't like that, that's just an incompatibility.
And that has nothing to do with him being a piece of shit.
I'm sorry, is that inexcusable?
Just go ahead.
I'm sorry.
Okay, and that has nothing to do with him or anything like that.
It's just strictly an incompatibility.
It means you're looking in the wrong place or you're looking for the wrong one.
So you might want to reevaluate what you're looking for and maybe be a little bit more eye to eye with that because there's just a mismatch there.
That's all I can say.
Okay.
What about you?
Yeah, the video kind of just gave me a whip flash, to be honest with you.
Is she just talking about what?
I don't know.
It's just, yeah, it was just a lot.
It wishes a lot.
Well, okay, so she's saying she's like, she's basically a progressive woman who is like, man, these guys in LA, like, I'm so liberal, but like, I want a guy who's traditional and pays for the first aid and does all these more traditionally masculine things.
But is she, if she's not traditional herself, you know, is it fair for her to be asking for these sorts of things?
I don't think anyone's really traditional anymore.
And you can like, yeah, I assume you can be as traditional as you think people, you know, what traditional is, but I don't know if there really is a traditional anymore.
You know, everybody's kind of different.
And like, yeah, like what you were saying, if you meet on, you gotta have, you have to meet in the middle in any situation.
So it's just not gonna work out, especially if you have two different viewpoints.
Yeah, not gonna work.
Doesn't make sense.
It's like oil and water.
Like, what you think, bro?
Like, that's crazy.
What about you, Sophia?
Your reaction to the video?
It was kind of prompted by.
I think it was prompted by what you said, but about what?
Well, you said you're like feminist, you're probably more liberal, right?
But you want the guy to pay on the first date.
So do you resonate with what she said?
That she wants a conservative man.
Well, I don't think she should.
Like, you know what I mean?
She wants a liberal soy boy guy to, but who will still pay for her date, still be like provider, still be a protector, still be the gentleman, open the door, et cetera, et cetera.
Do you have a reaction to that?
Agree, disagree?
I just think that she needs to work on herself.
Did you get stones before the show?
No, it's my eye.
Okay, then.
Well, no, it's just that that sounded like a stoner lap.
Oh, yeah, it sounded a little bit like a stoner lap.
What's a stoner lap?
Oh no, you gotta leave it.
Yeah.
It's all good.
It's legal in California.
Okay.
Nikki, what about you?
Why did you say soy boy?
Like when you're referencing to her, why did you say like soy boy?
Like whatever you said, like opening doors, paying on first dates.
Like, why did you say that?
I'm just trying to understand.
Why would I say soy boy?
Yeah, why did you say it wasn't that heavy?
It's not heavy, but I'm just trying to see how you're thinking.
I mean, like, why did you say soy boy?
Why did I say soy boy?
Out of every word?
Just like typically.
I've heard it before.
I mean, yeah, but like, it's kind of saying, like, he's saying, like, he's a wussy.
Like, oh, like, he's paying on the first day.
So what?
The girl in the video says she wants a liberal.
Soy boy is a liberal.
Somebody who likes soy milk, I thought.
Yeah, someone who's really not that heavy.
It's just like someone who just vegetarian.
It's like often used to like.
Oh, I misunderstood what soyboy was.
That's why I'm saying it's often used to just as to basically say like a someone, a weak guy.
But why did you reference him as weak for opening doors?
Well, we can't talk about the semantics of what I said or I didn't say.
But I just want to get to know, like, we're talking, right?
But also, but why?
Why did you think that he's a weak man?
Why are you asking me this question right now?
Because I'm trying to understand where you're coming from in a referencing way.
So you're saying that a man, so you're saying that a man is a wussy because he pays for the first time.
No, I'm just trying to say like where you're coming from.
So you're saying that a man is not supposed to pay on the first date.
That's not what I'm saying.
And that's she's so that he's a wussy for doing that, right?
No, she's saying that she wants, she doesn't want like a conservative dude.
She wants like a super progressive, liberal guy.
And I added a little cherry on top, like, oh, maybe, maybe a soy boy.
A soy boy.
We can have a semantic argument, like, if you object so heavily to why I use that.
But I'm just trying to wonder why did you just use those words?
You could have just said, like, oh, he's just a caring guy or something like that.
I mean, like, that's just normal in a relationship, especially if a guy who believes in alpha male.
And I don't think you're either.
Like, projects, like, the, the, the red pillars.
Ooh, let's get into that.
The red pillars.
The ones that actually believe in like, you know, paying for the first day, always paying and everything, right?
That's what Justin said.
He pays.
I wasn't really bothered by the soy boy, but what did you think about the video?
I mean, in the video, she needs to change, obviously, but you know, you need compromise in everything.
But he's saying that as a guy, he's a wussy for paying for the first time.
That's not, that's literally not what I meant.
He's saying it in the liberal soy milk has soy milky.
But also, so what is your understanding?
Brixen is scientifically correct.
Soy milk has makes men more feminine.
Brixen is scientifically correct.
It's literally like a silly insult.
Yeah.
So you're okay.
So not directed at anybody at this table.
It's just like you could say.
I think that video, that lady has it so backwards, it's got to be satire or something because no, she's got a whole channel full of like she's in her car in her entire channel.
If you want a man that's going to be a leader, then you have to submit to him.
You can't.
Exactly.
So why are you saying that he's a wussy for Shane?
No, I'm not saying.
I am not saying that you are a soy boy if you want to pay for the date.
I am saying she wants a progressive, super liberal dude.
And a nickname.
A nickname, a semi-derogatory thing.
Somebody that bends to her will, that like everything that she says that he does basically.
I would say, okay, soy boy is like the liberal version of redneck.
You know, like you can call somebody like a redneck and you're not talking about like a specific person.
So does that specifically pertain to like your political standing or like what's going on?
I think it just pertains to drinks soy milk.
I mean, give me some steak.
Give me some red meat.
Raw milk.
That's what we drink.
Okay.
Well, that is.
Like people who like consume soy probably are more likely to be a bit more liberal.
People who are vegetarian are more likely to lean a bit more liberal in their politics.
So where do you have to be?
That's usually been the nickname.
Brian, making that up.
That's just been.
I know, but where does he stand?
You are literally derailing the conversation now.
I'm trying to see where you're standing at.
I've just explained it to you.
You want me to articulate all of my political stances on various political issues?
Yes.
No, that's not going to happen.
You're on a talk show.
You're hosting.
I'm on a dating talk show.
I'm on a dating talk show.
I'm not about to articulate every single one of my political stances, whether it be firearms, whether it be abortion, whether it be whatever fucking political thing it is.
The initial question was about we're reacting to something dating related.
Yes, we are.
Okay.
So I've thoroughly answered your question.
Okay.
Why are you arguing just to argue?
I'm not arguing just to argue.
I'm just trying to see where you stand at.
On my politics?
I'd say politically moderate.
We're face-to-face.
I'd say I'm politically moderate.
Does that sufficiently answer your question?
I've just answered your question.
I consider myself politically moderate.
Let's move on then.
Lovely.
Okay, lovely thing to say.
To be politically moderate.
Okay.
I'm just messing around.
I answered.
I answered.
Oh, you already answered.
Okay.
Rock and roll.
Okay, we have a couple chats here that we have to get to.
We have Jonathan Cruteau.
Hey, thank you, man.
Forgot to say this last stream, but love the pod.
Brian, one request.
Destiny versus Shapiro.
Also, happy Independence Day, everyone.
Hey, yo, John, thank you very much.
Much appreciated.
Thank you for the soup chat, man.
You're a legend.
I Kefka, hey, thank you for the 50.
That hurts her because it puts him in the bad spot.
When was this sent?
Oh, this was sent almost an hour ago.
For couples out there, never put your significant other in a spot like that.
Forcing them to fight their family over you is never a good spot.
It brings resentment.
Oh, shit.
Yo, AB Check, thank you for the 20 gifted memberships, man.
Really appreciate it.
You're a fucking legend.
Good to see you back in chat.
I haven't seen you in a while, man.
Welcome, welcome.
Thank you so much.
Prometheus Venom.
Hey, thank you, man.
What about the corn industry?
Actresses get paid more than their male counterparts.
Yeah, there's definitely some industries where I think women get paid more.
I mean, in modeling and porn and I think in, I mean, there's other, there's certain industries that are more women dominated, like nursing and nursing pays very well.
All right.
And then did we pop this one, pull this one up?
I don't remember, but thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
Dude, I date the fuck out of overalls, too.
I know, I'm looking at your overalls right now, and I'm still stunned by them because they're so good.
They're so good.
They look good on the screen.
Gabby, can you read this one?
I'm going to.
Gabby, it is clear his mom is sabotaging your relationship.
If he cannot cut the proverbial umbilical cord, your marriage will struggle.
Take it from a recovering mama's boy.
Okay.
Whoa.
There you have it.
He's giving you perspectives.
I appreciate this.
I've been there.
I've done that.
Let me tell you what's up.
Like, that's what he was saying.
All right, we have Ungay Tour.
Thank you, man.
Please, that American flag girl should yell a yee-haw, Fourth of July.
The most bass girl on the panel, F feminism, and whoa crap, Trump president.
The most important thing is Deus Volt.
Can we get a Yee-Haw?
Yee-haw!
Wow, that was beautiful.
Well done.
Okay, very cool.
I think we are fully caught up on all that.
So we need to react to, is Eric in the bathroom or what's.
Okay.
Do you know how to pull up a tab?
Yeah.
You're going to pull up.
Actually, just wait until Eric.
We're going to have to wait until Eric's back to do that.
So those of you who are single, some of you said you were single.
Some of you said it's complicated.
One of you is in a relationship.
I believe that's you, Nikki.
Those of you who are single, what does that really mean?
Oh, that's single.
Like, single AF.
Yeah.
But like, people can say they're single and then they just like hooked up with someone like the night population.
Oh, that's fair.
But I think I'm pretty straightforward.
Like, I'm not.
Single meaning I'm not in a relationship.
Like, period.
Can you close the door?
It's getting a little chilly in here.
Thank you, man.
Okay.
So you're single.
For me, single, like really single means like I'm not talking to anybody.
Nothing's going on.
I'm not like getting dressed for anyone in the bedroom.
Like nothing fun's going on.
Yeah.
By myself, sleeping by myself.
That's what it means for me.
Okay, yeah.
You said, so you said you've been celibate for seven months.
Carl.
And you said you went on one date, correct?
So what are you waiting for, you think?
I want a long-term commitment.
I don't want like another two and a half year flings.
I just had, I had another one before that.
It was another two and a half years.
I keep getting in these two and a half year relationships.
And I hit like that year, two and a half year mark.
And I don't know what it is, if they don't want to grow or if I'm showing too much or what it is, but we end up just going our separate ways.
And it works out for the best, to be honest, because we probably weren't meant to be together.
But, you know, it's always a growing process.
It's definitely a learning process.
I feel that's why I'm really single.
All right.
You said it.
That's why I'm really single.
Okay.
Eric, can you pull up?
We're going to have the girls.
For those of you who are single, we're going to show you two eligible bachelors who you may be interested in.
By the way, make sure you can't see the top portion of their Instagrams, Eric.
Can you pull up XQC, please?
It's one of the Instagram tabs.
Okay, this is Felix.
So, Eric, scroll down.
We're just going to look at some of his photos.
He's, you know, and okay, there's Felix right there.
He's a very nice guy.
He's from Canada.
Okay, cool.
He's got a French accent.
Big fan of the show.
Big fan of the show.
So he's requested that I attempt to set him up with one of the lovely women on the panel tonight.
So continue scrolling, Eric.
Look at that.
He's a handsome guy.
Yeah, he's good looking.
He's a handsome guy.
Keep scrolling.
He's sweet.
You guys like the hair?
You know, it's...
Sophia, what are you thinking?
Is he your type?
Sure.
Sure.
Okay, wow, that's enthusiastic.
Okay.
We're going to just go around the table.
So just around the table.
Would you date Felix?
Let's start with you.
Go ahead.
Smash.
I'm just kidding.
I'd have to use the notes.
Okay.
I need to get to know him.
I think I'm about walked out of my head.
She was like, oh.
Nikki, what about you?
Pass.
Pass?
Okay.
If I got to know him, maybe.
You would date him.
You'd go on a date with him.
Yeah.
Okay.
If you got to know him, or you'd go on a date with him, then get to know him.
Like, you know, same thing.
Yeah, okay.
Same difference.
Okay.
Would your boyfriend drive you to the date?
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Okay, good times.
What about you?
Pass.
Not your type?
Not my type.
Okay, we should get into types after that, but after this.
What about you?
You know, he's cute.
How old is he?
Do you know him?
I think he's in his mid-20s, I think.
Mid-20s.
Okay.
I mean, he's an attractive young person.
I don't know how much we'll have in common, but I'm open to.
He's 27.
Oh, he's the same age as me.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, why not?
Okay.
What about you?
Personally, I think I'd pass.
You would pass.
Okay.
What about you, Gabby?
He's a little bit younger than me, and I don't think that he's my type, so I'm going to pass.
Okay.
You missed it, Sam.
Just would you date him?
Yeah.
Oh, you knew right away, bro.
So you was like, yes.
No hesitation.
Yeah.
She's like, okay, so what did you find attractive about him that you said, yeah?
I'm just feeling like I need more experience about dating.
Oh, okay.
So she's like, I'll take anything.
Bring him on.
Eric, can you go back to it?
Can you scroll to the very top?
Nikki, she took your advice to heart.
She went to that bathroom and he got you watched.
She's like eagerly like, okay.
Oh, just a reminder.
Just if we're doing this, put it in the window tab.
Okay, so this is Felix.
He's a very popular Twitch streamer, arguably one of the most popular streamers.
He recently got a kick deal, which was for, I think it was a two-year non-exclusive deal for $100 million.
Those of you who said no, does that change the calculus at all for you when it comes to if you did or not?
No.
$100 million.
I think it was a two-year deal.
No.
No, no.
I'm so sorry.
That's like retire you money.
You never have to work a day in your life money.
A million is not what it used to be.
A hundred million.
A hundred million still isn't what he used to do.
Are you fucking out of your mind?
Wait, the key.
I mean, are you out of your fucking mind?
$100 million isn't what it used to be?
It's not what it used to be.
No, I'm not saying it's bad, but I'm just saying $100 million is not what it used to be.
But it's a lot.
You could burn through $100 million.
You couldn't, but that's only if you're smart with it.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Let me ask you a question.
How much do you want your significant other to earn?
Bare minimum?
I mean, honestly, I like homesteading.
Ooh, so you like making your guy like a house husband?
No, no, Wait, can you expand on that?
Because I'm not sure.
I don't think I've heard that term before.
Homesteading?
100 million.
Not enough.
Homesteading is kind of like when you're self-sufficient and you can grow your own food.
Okay.
Kind of like solar power.
Things like that.
Where do you currently live where?
In Fresno.
Fresno.
Okay.
What's the average homestead house price in Fresno?
To rent or to own.
Do you own your own property currently?
No.
Okay.
So I would assume you need to buy a land and buy property or construct it.
How much would that cost?
You don't just get gifted.
Am I just doing it for myself or do I have like dependents, like people that I need to support?
Well, because that factors in for how much land I need.
I do want kids, yeah.
Okay.
Well, depending upon how many kids I want, you know, the land needs to increase per person.
A hundred million.
I think you're just fucking around.
Like, obviously, a hundred.
I'm not saying that you can't do anything with a hundred million dollars.
I'm just saying it's no longer a money.
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question.
Okay, so how much money would you like your partner to make?
A comfortable amount.
What is that?
I don't know.
A hundred million dollars.
Me personally, I don't know how much to estimate.
So I feel like I can't really, I'm not like a finance person.
I'm not a numbers person.
So I can't like estimate.
So what's the lifestyle you see yourself?
Do you see yourself in the middle class for you?
I want to stay home.
That's my idea.
I don't want to be a girl boss.
I don't want to do anything.
You want to be a stay-at-home mom?
Yeah.
Okay, so then hold on, hold on, hold on.
So hey, I'll take what I can do.
So you want to stay at home.
So just to be clear, of the household income, you want the guy to provide 100% of it, correct?
Okay.
So.
I mean, I can have investment.
So then, hold on.
And like I can contribute that way.
Yeah, but you just said you haven't really given them much thought how much your potential partner needs to be making.
However, you actually need to give it even more thought because you want your partner to be contributing 100% of the household income.
Okay, so how much does that need to be, you think?
Six figures?
You want to put the math around while I think about it?
Is that like the math?
How many kids do you want to have?
That is a discussion that I would have to have with my partner.
Probably around two to at least two, but I'm open to more.
Okay, not like, not like a crazy amount.
I mean, I want to be able to walk when I'm older, you know?
You want to walk when you're older.
Reminder, you're 24, correct?
Okay.
What's the idea when you're going to like settle down?
What's the ideal age of the guy that you'd be looking to marry?
I don't, I mean, as long as they're not like geriatric, that's fine.
But I'm not looking for like a Hugh Hefner.
Like, I want them to like have a pulse.
Okay, so, and you said you want a homestead, so you want to sell.
Not necessarily like a homestead, but I want to have like a garden for myself.
Like, I still, I don't mind being like on the grid and like having power and shit.
Okay.
How big of a house do you want?
Square footage.
I can tell you like bedroom-wise.
Yeah, sure.
How many bedrooms?
Okay, so like my dream house that I have, it's how about your your realistic house?
My realistic house?
What do you think you'll get?
Well, that depends.
Because my dream house would be a billion-dollar house, you know?
Well, my dream house isn't a billion-dollar house, though.
My dream house is barely over a million.
Huh?
My dream house.
Your dream house is barely over a million.
It's like it's under a million and a half.
Okay, but realistically, like what?
So, okay, how many bedrooms?
You said you want two kids, right?
At least two.
At least two.
But you want the kids to each have their own bedroom?
Yeah.
Okay, when they first start off, that's not like super important, but yes.
Eventually, yes.
Yes, and I want to have a guest room too.
And then you want a master bedroom, I'm assuming.
So four bedrooms, is that?
I mean, if you want to be like, if that's my realistic house, then yeah.
And what's your dream house?
The dream house, it's I think it's eight bedrooms, six bathrooms.
Oh my gosh.
No, no, no, no.
I think it's maybe seven.
Okay.
How many bathrooms?
Thank you.
How many bathrooms?
Six.
And you want to stay in California?
I think it's six and a half.
Do you want to stay in California?
No.
Okay, so you're open to living in North Dakota.
Maybe not North Dakota.
The house is in Georgia.
The specific house is in the house.
The dream house is in Georgia.
Yeah.
No, I want it.
I want it on a house for a long time.
I've been on.
Zillow needs to sponsor me because I've looked at that house so many times.
Do you want to go on vacations?
Yeah.
Regular vacations?
Maybe.
What's regular?
Let's say twice, two, three times a year.
Yeah.
Okay.
International vacations or you'd be okay.
That doesn't matter.
Okay.
Cars.
How many cars do you want?
Two cars?
I like cars.
I'm a car person.
What?
Okay.
How many cars would you like your household to have?
One for my husband, one for me, family car.
Okay.
Are you okay with a regular car or would you like a luxury car?
I like older cars.
So like classic cars, not like luxury, but not like a Prius.
Not something that's new, but not something that's like super fancy and extravagant.
You probably want like a family car to transport your kids around?
Are you going to be doing that in a 1950s Chevy?
I could.
Yeah.
1950s Chevy?
Okay.
Keeping all this in mind, I'm going to ask again, what would your husband's income need to be for him to support 100% of all this?
I mean, in like dream fairy tale land?
Or like, do you want me to like what?
More realistic.
I mean, I don't know.
Do I want to say like a million dollars?
It's more realistic.
A year?
Well, I mean, to support all that, probably you're going to need more than a million dollars a year.
So above minimum wage.
Well, yeah, definitely above minimum wage.
But I mean, I'm not like picky.
I don't have like a hard, staunch, like, they need to make this much for me to be happy.
But this is, you just listed out the lifestyle that you want.
So you don't want wants are different.
There's like wants and then there's like realistic.
I'm just not even going to engage with that.
Wait, how old are you?
I'm 24.
How much do you make a year?
I haven't worked in a year.
Whoa!
How did you do that?
Parents.
No.
How do you do it?
Yeah.
I'm so curious.
Unless it's like super private, and that's not like a thing to do.
It's not private.
No, my ex supported me.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
And this is the complicated situation.
Okay.
Okay.
That's not for like lack of me working.
Like there was a time in my life that I had like three jobs and I was going to school at the same time.
So I know how to work.
It's not that I don't know how to work.
There's no want to.
But okay, this all stemmed from like you kind of scoffing at, oh, $100 million.
It's like.
No, I didn't scoff.
I don't think that that's a bad amount to have.
That's a really, really, really, really good amount to have.
Probably more than I'll see in my lifetime.
But all I said was that $100 million is not what it used to be.
You can say that about any value.
Adults.
So then why is that?
Then why are you coming at me so hard for one little anecdote that I said?
I think it's because $100 million is a very large amount.
Well, I'm not shitting on $100 million.
I'll just say that.
I'm not saying that somebody's a brokey if they have $100 million.
That's a lot of money.
That's almost egregious amount to money.
The fact that you said it, I mean, I just, you know, or the way you said it, maybe, because it's just like, it's $100 million.
Well, I'm glad I could consciously clarify what I meant by that.
Tyler Durden donated $100.
Oh, these came through.
I see in chat the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived.
I see all this potential and I cease squandering.
God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars, advertising business chasing cars and clothes.
Okay, Tyler Durden, thank you very much for your TTS, man.
Thank you.
Okay, so.
Like, I will predict that my brother will make more than $100 million in his lifetime.
Maybe even yearly.
Is he a crypto guy?
No, law.
Lawyer.
Litigation?
Okay.
All right.
Like big law.
He doesn't do it right now.
He just got accepted into Chicago.
Wait, hold on.
You think you're.
You think your brother's just strictly doing litigation?
You think he's going to make over $100 million a year?
Not necessarily just strictly litigation.
I mean, there's things that you can get into.
Like with big law, like corporate law, you can do a clerkship with a judge, like things like that.
Like he has his own plan.
Like, I can't speak for him.
You know, he's told me about it a little bit.
I mean, attorneys make good money, but like an average law.
I'm not talking about like small, like, you know, like you just said over $100 million in his lifetime.
That would require him to make millions of dollars a year.
He's a smart, smart, smart person.
He's a person.
I'm not doubting.
I'm not doubting that, but it's doable if they have their own.
$600,000.
That's like the most that the average people make.
Okay, then a guy that makes $600,000, then that's fine.
Yes, but he's trying to tell you that $100, you know, $100 million is a lot of fucking money.
I know it's a lot of fucking money.
I can conceptualize that $100 million is a massive amount of money.
But why?
You can't live off that for the rest of your life.
I know.
If you want to spend that.
Okay, if my husband had $100 million, then yes, I would be set for life.
He would be set for life.
Our kids would be good to go.
Yes.
So if my husband had $100 million, I'd be happy with him.
That'd be a great amount to have.
Okay.
All right, we'll move on.
So I do want to go around the panel here.
I have a question for all of you.
Are you happy with your dating life?
Go ahead.
Well, I don't have one, but yes.
Well, I mean, I'm sure there's, are you on any dating apps?
No.
Have you go on dates?
Do guys approach you?
They slide into your DMs on Instagram.
No.
Come on.
No.
Girl, are you serious?
Come on.
Yeah, I'm serious.
Because you're like, like, mad pretty, right?
So, like, it's really hard for me to believe, but maybe I shouldn't make assumptions.
Yeah, you shouldn't, because I live in a really small town.
Oh.
And everybody in there is like my second cousin somehow.
So I don't go on top of that.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
Lots of inbreeding.
I see your point.
I see your point.
Yeah.
Okay.
Are you happy with your dating life?
Yes.
Oh, there's the fireworks starting.
I don't know if you guys will end up hearing that, but what about you?
Are you happy with your dating life?
Yeah.
Despite the fact that you just broke up two days ago, three days ago?
Yeah.
You guys are going to get back together.
That's the whole point of that.
Like, it's not like, you know, breakup.
It's just so we can kind of like sleep with other people.
No, not even that.
It's just it's been a year and we just want to see each other grow because we've kind of felt like we've held each other apart in some ways.
So we just kind of want to stop us stop that.
I don't know how to word this, stop us from doing that and just like take a break and, you know, figure out ourselves.
And, you know, do what we want to do and just grow up.
So, but I mean, it's interesting, but you said you kind of need this.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, why is it not?
Hold on.
I'm going to have to re-trigger that because the TTS didn't come in.
Hold on.
I know.
Skip that one sec.
I'll re-trigger it.
I don't know why it didn't.
Maybe it's because there's a curse word in there.
Give it just a sec.
But I mean, you're still hanging out with him.
You're spending time with him as if he's your boyfriend, right?
Yeah.
So, like, it's not really a break.
Like, a break would mean there's like almost no contact.
And that's usually how healthy breakups are.
I think of it.
Okay, first off, Red Coat.
You are a bum.
You live in a fantasy world.
Clearly, reality hasn't checked your, but it will eventually.
Maybe you are just bad at math and finances.
The lifestyle you want is supported by a six-figure salary.
Yeah, you're going to need a guy who makes it like six figures.
Okay.
Then that's fine.
I mean, I didn't say that I was, you know, looking for some crazy, like, rich man.
That is.
Of course, that would be nice to have you.
Making six figures puts you in, like, well, I think the top 10% is it?
Okay.
Of income earners.
Well, that's what everybody's competing for anyway.
I think I could be wrong.
Maybe 15, huh?
Well, that's what everybody's competing for anyway, right?
The top 10% of partners.
Well, maybe not everybody want in what you can get.
Especially what you can get in terms of commitment.
Well, I mean, I guess I'll come across that bridge when I get to it.
Reality's kicked my ass a couple times.
I mean, I've had some hard things that have happened to me in life, but I don't let it dictate my future and what happens from then on out.
Sure.
You know what?
I think we have.
You should, because those are life lessons.
They're checking you.
You're supposed to learn from those life lessons because they're only happening to you.
And you're supposed to learn from it.
Like, if it keeps you alive.
Exactly.
And I think it's less than 10% because when I did the female delusion calculator, it said it was 1% for somebody that makes $100K a year.
And I think I put like not OBs and like 25 to 35.
Here, let's pull it up.
Eric, can you pull up the female?
It's one of the, I think it's favorited at one of the top things.
We'll have you do it, and then we'll have you do it.
Okay.
Put a window tab, please.
Is there one for women, though?
Like for what guys want and women?
Yeah, there is.
There might be.
Okay, so can you actually mouse wheel scroll up so it's a bit bigger?
Yeah, there we go.
Okay, so we'll start with you.
So age range?
At least my age, so 24.
To what?
Younger than my dad.
I would say 40 is okay.
24 to 40?
Yeah.
Okay, so you're 24, you'd be fine with a 40-year-old guy?
Yeah.
That's fine.
Okay, exclude married.
Has anybody ever watched Succession?
Just can you know the dynamic that Marcia and Logan have?
You know, like she kind of looks the other way and he kind of does whatever he wants.
Okay, so would you be okay with him having a mistress?
That's a hard question.
Here, let's just exclude married.
Let's just exclude married.
Race?
I mean, I have a preference, but not, it's not strictly, like, I've had Mexican boyfriends, I've had white boyfriends, I've had a lot of people.
Can we please move things along, please?
I'm so sorry, but that's why, like, it's, that's why I'm just happy with people.
Would you date a white guy?
Black.
There's options for any color.
I mean, but that's, I'm open to, like, multiple decisions.
That's one of the options.
But I'm not open to all colors, just some.
Which would you like to preclude?
I'm not big.
I'm not, like, hugely attracted to Asian people or darker-complected individuals.
Pull it back, Eric.
Pull it back.
So do you want to just say white?
I mean, Latinos are white, aren't they?
Are Latinos white?
It's all right.
Okay, but I'm pretty damn white, so I'm trying not to be canceled here.
Okay, it's fine.
It's fine.
People can have preferences.
Okay, minimum height.
At least 5'8.
Okay, guys, be quiet over there, please.
Okay.
Exclude obese.
Like, are we talking like the Sodi's sisters that are like 600 pounds?
Oh my god, we don't need the fucking extra.
Just please, please, just no, I do not want an obese person.
Okay.
Minimum income.
Sounded like, was it 100K minimum?
I mean, that's the thing.
Like, my husband will worry about finances.
Like, I'm not the person to worry about them.
So in your lifestyle that you imagine in your life, in your head, how much money do you think?
My husband will take care of all that.
Like, I just want to be, I just want to focus on like having the kids.
Oh, we don't.
We don't need to be able to do that.
Hold on, hold on.
Quiet, quiet, quiet.
Thank you, Victor.
Aww.
Well, okay, bads.
That's a little mean.
But, I mean, I don't have a Louis Vuitton bag.
I actually don't have any designer bags.
I'm a star.
Okay, let's bring it back.
Minimum income.
60K.
Okay, I mean, the lifestyle you described is not going to be supported.
No, she said 60K.
Let's do 100.
Get a good three-digit number.
Okay.
Find out.
Okay.
So the probability you have a 1.1% chance that's just white men or white men?
Yeah.
Okay.
You want to Scroll down a little bit.
Okay, that's a you have a four out of five cat bag.
I don't know whatever.
Okay.
Did you want to do it too?
Let's do yours.
I sure.
All right, let's reset everything.
Or actually, we don't need to reset.
I'll change my answers because the last time it was 1% and I want a little bit more than that.
So I'm going to change my answers from the last time.
Sure, that's fine.
Age.
Okay, 20 to 35.
Okay.
Exclude married.
Anyway.
So right now you date a 35-year-old.
Yeah.
Okay.
Exclude married?
Yeah.
Okay.
Race?
Any.
Okay.
Minimum height?
How tall are you?
I'm 5'7.
Or 5'6.
Okay.
So I'd say like 5'10.
5'10.
And exclude obese.
All right, thank you.
Minimum income.
100K is good.
100K.
All right.
So that is 0.75 between that age range.
0.75.
That's why I'm still single.
So we're the shot.
Here, let's just, I want to go back really quick.
No.
Do like 30 to 35.
I'm just curious because most guys who are like 20 and 25 are not making 100K.
Oh, wow.
That does not help things much to begin with.
Okay, there you have it, folks.
Enjoy the cat food.
Okay.
All right, there you have it.
Well, hold on.
Can we figure out what percentage of women we are?
Well.
I'm okay.
Sure.
You know what?
That's a good idea.
Here, we have Stiffler here.
Stiffler says, ask the ladies to rate their looks on the scale of 1 to 10.
So we're going to go around the table, and we're going to start with you.
Go ahead.
I say 6.
Girl.
I'm sorry, of yourself, you mean?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
I so disagree with that.
Okay.
If five is average and 10 is perfect, I'm far from perfect.
I say six.
I'm above average.
Nikki, what's about that?
I'm 10.
Nikki's real delusion.
Real delusion.
She's a 10 and delusion.
Okay, what about Sophia?
What about you?
I don't want to rate myself.
Why is that?
Because I don't want to.
Okay.
I mean, you're not a Batman.
It's just a simple question.
It's just pick a number.
How you feel right now.
Just on personality.
Okay, so let's say five is average.
Would you say you're average looking?
Do you say you're above average looking?
Physical appearance-wise?
It's okay, to be honest.
I'm sorry.
I'm so confused.
Me rate myself?
I just don't want to rate myself.
Just pick a number from one to ten, like, on how you feel in this exact moment.
Like, have you ever played that game?
Like, he's a 10, but what he wears flip-flops.
Have you ever played that game?
Are you playing that game?
No, no, no.
I'm just asking.
Have you played that game?
Okay, so you have used the rating system before.
No, I haven't played that game, but I saw it all over TikTok.
Okay, but you're familiar with it.
Yeah.
Okay.
I just don't want to rate myself.
Just a question for you.
That's fine if you don't want to.
Would you date a guy who's shorter than you?
I have.
Do you have a height preference?
How tall are you?
I'm like 5'5 ⁇ .
Okay.
You don't have any high preference, like, don't care at all about a guy's height?
Do you care about the guy's physical appearance?
Is that a factor for you?
Honestly, no.
You don't care at all about physical appearance?
I mean, I've liked some ugly guys, yeah.
Okay.
So in terms of the calculus you do when assessing, hmm, this is someone I'm attracted to, this is somebody who I want to pursue romantically, you don't there's zero consideration placed on physical physical appearance for you?
Nothing?
I mean, sometimes, maybe.
But it's not like I want to date them.
I just think they're good looking.
Okay, so you do acknowledge that some people can be more good looking than others.
Okay.
And but when it comes to the men that you want to date, you don't really doesn't looks doesn't matter at all to a point, yeah.
To a point?
What do you mean?
I mean like because, like with this, what's being said is like what, if you know, let's say, my boyfriend and like he's good looking, would that disprove that looks matters or it doesn't matter to me?
Okay, we're straying from the question.
Basically, how do you feel right now?
Do you feel like a one through ten?
Like on how you feel, look wise, like yo AB check.
Thank you for the 50 gifted.
Appreciate a man.
You're fucking legend.
Oh, that's a fit check.
We'll do it once we get the ratings, then we'll do a fit check.
I don't think she wants to answer.
I just I don't want to rate myself.
Okay Tiffany right, what about you?
Yeah six five six five six okay, what about?
I'd probably say about the same a six okay, what about you?
Like a seven to an eight?
Okay, like a six six seven Yuki, what about you?
For me, I don't know what maybe, like it's really a tough question because I don't know what answer can satisfy other people.
So maybe I give myself a zero because I know what my exact, never mind a zero compared to that means.
You're the ugliest one amongst the ugliest people in the world.
Is that what you're saying?
Like, if people consider us I'm, I'm really ugly, it's fine.
Why do you?
Why do you think that though, like you have to write average you, you portray what you believe.
So if you keep telling yourself that you're ugly, you're gonna start thinking, oh shit, I'm ugly and I don't equivalent to anybody else?
Like like, let me, let me tell you like a story is like really short story.
So like I feel like I'm like kind of physically attractive because so first, I'm a virgin and I ask my ex-online.
I ask my ex-online boyfriend because I booked the hotel at LA, like it's really nearby his hometown, it's like just like half hour.
I text him like certain message and I invite him to come over there and he just ignore, like like I'm staying in that hotel whole night alone, like.
So I think.
Exactly.
Honestly, word of advice, you don't even need a boyfriend.
You need confidence.
You think that you're ugly.
You already think some type of way.
You don't have any type of conversation skills.
So you, what do you like?
You don't, what do you like?
I. Into the like.
Maybe like, I view myself like five, I think.
No, I'm not asking a race.
I'm saying like in your hobby, like what do you like to do in your free time?
Like honestly, I'm staying in the library all day.
Like I always study, like staying in the library.
So you study and okay, well, while you're on your downtime, obviously your eyes will hurt.
Why don't you just pick up a hobby of what you like to do?
You know, hobbies differentiate you from different people because of what you like.
Everybody likes a certain thing.
And, you know, lo and behold, somebody, a guy, one day will like the same thing that you like and that you've worked on yourself.
You just need confidence.
You just need to like throw dating out the fucking window because you don't need that.
You think you're ugly.
Why do you think that?
You just need to look in the mirror and be like, okay, you need to fix yourself.
Okay, well, my makeup is kind of like, it's not looking like the same as everybody else on the screen.
Let me try to work on my makeup and work on my confidence as I'm doing this makeup.
I'm that bitch.
I'm this person.
You know, you have to have that mentality that you're up there, you know?
Facts.
You're not ugly.
Yeah.
Oh, sweetheart.
It's okay.
It's all right.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Did I say something right?
No.
I'm the same way.
I'm a big crier, too.
Like, when you get that emotional heartstring that just gets tugged, there's like no stopping.
I'm sorry.
I'm really blunt.
I'm really shocked.
I was afraid I was going to cry on here, too.
She was hurting from a little bit before, but I think she does struggle with her self-esteem for sure.
I mean, I get it.
Oh, I feel for her.
I really do.
It's so much, like a long time to build your self-esteem.
And, you know, everybody in your lifetime will turn their back on you.
That's just normal in life.
That's just everybody's a lesson.
Everybody is just a thought, like a real, or would be in the back of your head.
You know, people that you used to know would be in the back of your head because you thought of it.
Well, as a person from suffering, through time, you grow to fix yourself.
You have to grow and learn that, okay, what am I missing?
Like, how can I be seen?
Like, as a human, like, our purpose is to be seen by the other person.
And as a partner, if you're looking for one, has to see you for who you are, not behind the makeup, not behind no social media standing or anything.
Do you want to tell me about something?
Did you make her cry?
I mean, I wasn't looking at her, so I didn't see the progression of the facial expression.
I know that she's got facts.
That sometimes if you're not aware of them, the truth can hurt a little bit.
I think she was crying from before.
I don't think she was like, she was emotional from earlier, so I don't think that this was related.
Oh.
Yeah, and just like.
So, yeah.
I mean, since you want to arrange it, I'll take in the stuff.
We can do the outfit.
What about you?
We want to relate to you.
I think I, just my presence, may not cry.
I've been toxic tonight.
Okay.
I'll go check on her in a sec, though, and make sure she's okay.
Let's see.
Got the super chat here.
Cool.
Slingshot Motorsports.
Hey, thank you, man.
What is everyone's opinion if a guy you're talking to brings you flowers on the first date?
How long have you been talking?
That's an L, dude.
Don't do that shit.
Don't bring chicks flowers on the first date.
That's so funny.
Obviously, that's sweet.
It's not sweet.
Why is that bad?
Women don't respect it.
Don't do it.
They're gonna look at it.
So this sounds like a little past experience.
Can we say that?
No, no, no.
I've never brought girl.
I've never brought.
You doing okay?
Yeah.
It's all good.
It's all good.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
We saved you a seat.
We saved you a seat.
Okay.
No, I think I've never brought flowers on the first date.
Is it all right?
It's an, huh?
You're single?
So because I don't bring girls flowers on first dates, that's because I'm single?
No, no, that would make more sense if you're like super against bringing a girl flowers and you're super single.
You're more likely to be single.
I think you're more likely to be single if you're the type of guy to bring flowers on the first date.
Oh, I disagree wholeheartedly.
Nah, girls don't respect that shit.
No, I didn't hate that.
Girls in today's day and age do not respect that shit.
I think you have a skewed perspective and I think you're kind of grouping people because I very much will break that stereotype right here, right now.
I don't resonate with that one at all.
Let's ask the table.
Who here has had a guy on a first date bring you flowers on a first date?
Just you?
Yeah, it's nice.
Did he end up being your boyfriend?
Yeah, actually.
Actually, yes, because it happened a couple times.
So there was a couple times where I've actually been brought flowers, but the first date that I had was with one of my exes.
Yes, and we did date for like a year and some change.
And the first date, he gave you flowers.
Yeah.
He was really sweet, too.
Look, some girls will appreciate that, but there's a lot of girls who can be like.
So yeah, unpack that experience then.
So like, I didn't have the experience.
Okay, this is the experience.
I've never brought girl flowers.
Okay.
So then where's that coming from?
Exactly.
It's just like, that's not going to be the determining factor of whether a girl is into you or not.
Oh, if a girl's into you, and even further, if a girl's into you, if she likes you, you don't got to do anything.
You don't got to pay for the date.
Like, you don't got to do anything.
No, that's desperation.
Yeah, if she's desperate, then she won't do, then she'll be okay with whatever.
No, if a woman shows interest or the way women show interest is they match your energy, right?
So like, it's not about like, oh, I'm not going to bring her flowers.
I'm not going to do this and I'm not going to do that.
Like, I shouldn't have to do anything if a woman's into me.
That's not the case.
I think you're describing maybe not super dignified women because if I'm going to, if I show interest, I at least.
That's just too much.
It's fucking extra.
I think exactly.
It's fucking extra to bring a girl flowers on the first date.
It's like way too much investment up front.
Wow, I don't think so.
I think that's stingy, actually.
It's not about the money.
It's not about the people.
Sinji doesn't have to do with money.
Sinji can be emotional, too.
Were you going to say something here?
Yeah.
But, like, I'm just wondering, what do you think about if I breed a Gaia flower?
Shit, if you, I'm down.
You gonna bring me flowers on a first date?
Like, honestly, like.
I'm actually offended you didn't bring me flowers tonight.
I'm very upset by that.
I'm so sorry.
You should have brought flowers.
But, I mean, I think a lot of guys, that'd be quite endearing because, I mean, it's so rare that men receive that sort of treatment from women.
Because, like, I remember I made like the RPG game for my ex-boyfriend.
Oh, yeah, that was your online thing, though.
And I buy a star, like a star in the universe.
Use his name.
Wait, you bought him a star.
Oh, Yankee.
But like, he abounds me anyway.
I'm so sorry.
Take the star back.
Yeah, I would take your bag.
the star back painful girl i'm sorry about that um when i see flowers they just make me happy and they're not as materialistic as like a gift or hold on just a fresh donated 100 you should boot or skip the radical feminist She's not contributing anything to the podcast.
I mean, she contributed a bit earlier.
She just didn't want to rate herself, which we've encountered before.
Some people don't want to do it, and I suppose it's okay.
Do you want to respond to that?
To what?
Yeah.
Do you feel like you've contributed?
Yeah.
There's been some stuff.
I've said some stuff.
There's been some stuff.
I said some stuff.
She said some stuff.
She's contributed.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
And plus, you know, we've got a full panel here, so there's a lot of voices.
But hey, thank you, man, for the TTS.
But yeah, just going back to this one, I think flowers don't do that shit.
And I've given flowers to my ex-boyfriend, and I just think they're beautiful.
I like to receive.
I like to give.
They make you feel pretty.
I don't know.
Like, they're nice.
That's fine, but like, you have to understand that most, I would say most people in today's day and age, both men and women, but I'd say a little bit more so women, are dating multiple people at the same time.
They're not traditional.
People are casually hooking up.
I'm sure we can all agree there's a hookup culture.
So my thing as a guy is you reserve this sort of treatment for your girlfriend, a girl who is loyal to you, a girl who has committed to you, a girl who is monogamous with you.
You do not go out and buy a girl flowers, pay for the first date when it's plausible that she could be dating three other guys.
She could be sleeping with another guy.
Not all girls do that.
However, as a guy, a lot of people aren't going to be upfront about how they're moving in the sexual marketplace and the dating marketplace.
So as a guy, and I suppose as a woman too, you kind of have to go in assuming, hmm, it's possible this person's like sleeping with one, two, three other people.
A lot of people move that way.
Maybe not you, but maybe you know somebody who is.
Maybe you got girlfriends who you know are moving in that sort of way where they got three dudes that they're seeing.
So as a guy, and this really only falls on men because there's the expectation of men to be paying for the first date, to be providing, to buy a girl flowers.
So as a guy, I'm saying, hey, you should not do that because you really don't want to cut.
You don't want to put yourself in a position to be a sucker.
A sucker is a guy who provides for a girl who's fucking another guy.
And I'm not going to pay for a first date.
I'm not going to buy flowers for a girl who, on a first date, who fucked a guy last night.
So this is coming from like a more protective or like a self-preservation space.
Because I think also too, do you have any dating experience outside of the American sphere or outside of American culture?
I mean, I've been to Europe.
I've formally dated someone outside of Europe?
I mean, I've been in Europe for short periods of time.
So I mean, I've.
Like, but like lightly or really?
What do you mean?
Like, you've like lightly dated or have you seriously with you?
I mean, I was in Amsterdam for like three weeks, so it was like very, I...
Yeah, that's...
I was mostly there working.
Yeah.
But it's mostly in the U.S., but I live in the U.S. Right, so but meaning that your exposure to dating is very American only.
Yeah, I can't speak about the dating meta in Kazakhstan.
I don't know.
Yeah, we won't have to go that far because I don't know any of us to have that experience.
But yeah, I think that as far as dating, especially in other cultures, like the, there was a, I went to, I went to.
Why bring up other cultures when we're all here in the American?
We can talk about Western cultures.
Okay, but I'm not sure.
Well, because there's a lot of people that come here from other cultures and bring those dating customs with you.
I have something to say.
What's up?
For you, if you are scared about you don't want to be a sucker, then when you're first talking to a girl, you should say from the beginning, what are your intentions?
Are you dating to marry?
Or are you just wanting to hook up?
And then if she's just wanting to hook up, then don't bring her flowers.
Don't waste your time doing any of that.
And it'll be evident too.
If she says, no, I'm not trying to waste my time.
I'm just looking for somebody like serious, then yeah, flowers are nice.
I mean, and you wouldn't know.
I disagree.
Even a woman who says she's looking for long-term relationship, she could still have, while people are waiting to find the person that is going to be a, they're going to be serious with, they could very well have two, one, two, three side pieces.
They're going on multiple dates a week.
Even unsuspecting, ordinary, normal women are capable of going on multiple dates a week.
Well, it's a possibility, but you should just give, not expect to return, like not expect, you know, sorry.
What?
You should just be, do kind things, but not expect anything back.
Like, just, I mean, if you, if it makes you feel good to give, then give.
Don't expect like for her to only be talking to you and not, you know, I would be bothered if I was talking to somebody and they had sex with somebody there before, but I wouldn't get myself into that situation because I would say from the beginning.
Continue.
I would say from the beginning, well, I don't know.
I think I don't, I'm too inexperienced to say anything.
But okay, here's the thing: is that you can do as much as you can to like try to get a donated $99.
Some women can't handle the truth.
Hey, man, thank you for the TTS.
You can try to screen a girl as much as you want, but the reality is, even some very unassuming women who you wouldn't think would be dating multiple guys, sleeping with multiple guys, they very well maybe.
I know some like shy, quiet girls who like are like have really mellow personalities.
You'd never think that they're promiscuous, but they are.
Or like just a normal girl in her mid-20s, late in her 30s, professional working woman.
You'd never think it.
She's going on six dates a week.
And a lot of women are not going to be up front.
And same with men.
They're not going to say, yeah, by the way, I'm dating six people right now.
Because if they tell you that and they're interested in you, they know that they're going to potentially lose you.
Like if you're a girl and you're really into a dude and you got a side piece or you got a fuck buddy and there's like a dude Martin donated one.
Oh shit.
Good to see you, man.
Good.
Welcome back, dude.
You're cute.
We're dating now.
In one week's time, a private jet will land in your cornfield.
Board it.
Wear those overalls.
It will be a patriotic pleasure.
Take them off.
God bless America.
Let's get a yee-haw.
No.
Come on.
Let's get a yeehaw.
You did one earlier.
Yee-haw for Martin.
I feel like that mindset is kind of like a big city mindset because if you move somewhere where there's not all these people and all these.
Are you addressing me or the super chat?
Yeah, you.
Okay.
Do you want to do yeehaw or no?
No.
Yo, Martin, thank you very much for the TTS.
I'll talk to her and see if I can put in a good word for you.
Martin, by the way, W. Martin's in the chat.
Martin actually saved me from a shark once.
We were out surfing in Malibu.
Have you ever been to Malibu?
It's like a really good surf spot.
We're out surfing, right?
It was like a pretty good day.
It was like, I'd say like chest to head high.
And it was glassy, like super glassy.
And like we're out there surfing, right?
And a fucking shark comes up and we're just like bullshitting, like talking about like crypto and Dogecoin and shit.
And we're just like sitting there bullshitting whatever.
And like he's, he's like a really smart guy.
Like he's a mensa dude.
So really high IQ.
So he like made millions in crypto.
In any case, we're bullshitting out there on their surfboards.
A fucking shark comes up, starts circling us, and he's a fucking, like, a madman, in a good way.
And so he's like, fuck this shark, and starts beating the shit out of the shark.
Wow.
Yeah.
So can I set you up with Martin?
Well, yeah, I'll see him in my cornfield next week.
Boom.
Love it.
Okay, go ahead with your response.
That's just, I, like I said, I live in a small town.
I couldn't imagine going on six dates a week.
That's just impossible.
So I think you just have experience being in like this huge city where like even before the show, I was riding a scooter down across the block and there's like people making out everywhere, couples everywhere.
And I'm like, whoa, what is this?
Yeah, here.
Well, this is a college area.
So then that's your experience as people that are here to mingle.
Well, Santa Barbara, I mean, so Santa Barbara is a smaller city.
It's like 200,000-ish people.
So it's not huge.
It's small compared to like LA.
Compared to LA, it's like, I'd say Santa Barbara is a medium pop city.
I wouldn't say it's a large population city, but it's not a small population city either.
It's medium population.
Okay.
Where I grew up, there was 7,000 in our town.
Okay, well, you're from the Sticks.
And then I moved to the 1000s.
You're from the Sticks.
I moved to a bigger town and it has like 14,000.
Okay.
That's a lot bigger.
Yeah, I'm sure things are a bit different in the smaller town, but I would never have to worry about a guy sleeping with a whole bunch of different girls.
And I would say from the beginning, like, I mean, but once you get to a mid-size city like Santa Barbara.
We'll move away and it'll be easier for you.
It'll be better for you.
Sure.
I mean, where everybody knows everybody.
You'll have better luck.
I don't think that's the total solution because then your pool of potential partners is also greatly diminished also.
But in any case, you have to understand this is something that men have to be concerned about.
And women have to be concerned about too if they want long-term relationships.
You have to be thinking, okay, is this guy going to be committed to me?
Is he going to be monogamous?
Or is he just trying to fuck a bunch of chicks?
Is he just trying to fuck me?
Yeah, that's actually true because I know in my town, I do know like a couple girls who they just sleep with guys casually and doesn't mean anything.
Oh, well, there you go.
I know.
Well, there you go.
I know.
It goes down in some of those small town shit.
I don't know.
But anyways, a person can just engage with you and show that they care and that you're the only person.
If that person just doesn't answer your FaceTime call one day and doesn't tell you why, okay, that sounds a sign.
That's like they're doing something they're not supposed to.
And a person can, if they're dedicated to you, they would only be dedicated to you, especially in a talking stage.
So even then, that's why people will say, oh, I'm talking to somebody.
Oh, it's kind of complicated because they still know, they still keep you in mind.
But you're addressing them that like, hey, I want to talk to you.
Hey, I want to feel some type of way with you.
So how would you know that they're sleeping with six people if you're texting them every single minute and every single second and on the phone with them?
Are you sure you're not high?
Your eyes are like bloodshot.
Me?
Yeah.
Permafring.
Which one?
One, only one?
One a little more than the other, but like.
They're both pretty rich.
You want some eye drops?
$100.
You have some eye drops.
To my new girl.
Yeah, thank you, man.
I live on a 70-acre farm south of Nashville, TN.
I love the country.
You will never have to worry about money ever again.
I will be sharing you with my current girlfriend.
You will love her.
She's a legit nine.
And she can teach you English.
Wait, who is he talking to?
You.
He's talking to you.
Why does she need to teach me English?
He wants, he's like hitting on you.
He's asking you to be his girlfriend.
But I can speak English just fine.
If you say so.
No, I'm kidding.
You're good.
You're good.
He's trolling you.
He's roasting you.
Oh, Sophia seems like really like she wants to come in and say something here.
Sophia, what are your thoughts on things and stuff.
And things.
Stuff is interesting.
Indeed, it is.
That's deep, Sophia.
You're a philosopher.
I feel like you're a philosopher.
You're a really deep individual.
Wait, I had a question for you.
So you said there was a dead bedroom with your current boyfriend who drove you here.
A dead bath bedroom.
Not a bathroom.
That would be.
That would be a dead bathroom, would be worse.
What's the dead bedroom?
That'd mean you're constipated or some shit, huh?
No intimacy.
Oh, no.
Like, there's no sex.
There's been no sex in your guys' relationship for you.
I've seen like for a while.
Was it an Indica or Sativa?
Which one?
Come on.
It's legal.
You can say that you smoke some weed.
Definitely Indica.
I didn't smoke it.
Do you smoke weed?
I used to.
Xana.
Xanax?
Xanax?
This is Xanax.
Xanax?
Xanax?
I'm prescribed anxiety medication, but.
Gabapentin?
Adivan.
Adavan, did you take some Adavan before the show?
It doesn't make me like that, dude.
What do you mean?
She took a double dose.
I know, but you know what?
Two milligrams?
Mine's like one milligram.
You're hooked on benzos?
What?
What?
Are you hooked on benzos?
No.
Adavan vorazepam.
It's a benzodiazepine.
Yeah, it's a benzo.
Are you hooked on benzos?
It's my anxiety.
It's okay.
It's for myself.
It's good to treat.
How often do you take it every day?
No, it's just as needed.
As needed?
Yeah.
Because I'm like on Prozac, but I don't take it.
You're on Prozac?
Yeah.
I mean, they gave you a test.
Can't Prozac have an impact on your libido?
Wait, so just a point of clarification: so there's been no anymore at all.
I never took it.
But you were prescribed it?
Yeah.
Okay, you prescribed it, but okay, I don't know why you brought it up.
So, but you're saying right now with your boyfriend there's no or there hasn't been any in the past six months?
I don't know, about six months, but um should we get your boy?
Where is he?
Where's your boyfriend?
Let's get him on the show.
Where's he at?
What's his name?
Gert Bartholomew?
Is that his name?
What's your boyfriend's name?
His name's Caden.
Caden?
Wait, Caden?
Does he live here?
I know Caden.
No.
Are you dating me, Caden?
If he told you to say you're single, I don't think he's going to like that you just said his name.
No.
But I think you just connected the dots.
It's the medication that's causing issues.
No, she's only taking Adivan as needed.
I'm uneducated.
I don't even know what any of those are.
Wait, was there something being said about me?
What do you mean?
About my eye?
Well, I'm literally just looking at you, and one of your eyes is a little red.
It's okay.
I get red eyes too.
Maybe it's allergies.
Maybe you have allergies.
I'm covering for you here.
Sophia, I got you.
I'm covering.
It's your allergies.
It's okay.
We've got some Benadryl in the back if you want it.
I'm not high.
Like, maybe on the Adavan.
You're high on the Adavan.
Bro, that's a one person.
You got a stoner laugh.
It's okay, Sophia.
It's all in good fun.
Here, I got another guy, a good friend of mine, that I want to try to hook you guys up with.
Eric, could you pull up the other Instagram?
It's Soda.
It's the other Instagram tab.
All right.
So he's got a tall down bow.
Scroll down.
Green flag.
Okay.
His name is.
Fuck, what's it?
I know his.
Ah, shit.
Eric, do you know who this is?
I forgot his first name.
Tell him to slide into my DMs.
What's his chance?
Chance.
Okay, pull it back up.
Are you willing to take a chance?
Okay, this is chance.
Keep scrolling down.
Scroll down.
Scroll down.
Okay.
Oh, he's got a doll too.
What the fuck?
All right.
Oh, this is a good one.
Scroll down.
Look at his girlfriend in the bed.
Scroll down?
Okay, this is.
Pull up the picture with the cat.
Well, yeah, that's what they use it for.
Let's look at that one.
Okay, that's chance.
Okay, you can exit out of that.
Let's scroll down.
All right, this is chance.
Keep scrolling all the way to the bottom.
How old is he?
But would you guys date him and we're going to go around the table here?
He is 29.
He's 29.
So, would you date him?
Start with you.
Go ahead.
Yes.
Pass.
Damn, Nikki's going in on the dudes tonight.
Okay.
I'd have to get the personality, but just based off the Instagram feed, I liked him.
He had pictures outside.
He had pictures with his family, so it seems like he was a daughter.
Okay, but yes, you're a yes.
Sophia, what about you?
Is he your type?
Yes.
Do you like the waifu aesthetic with like all the anime shit he has going on?
Are you an anime consumer?
Are you an anime enjoyer?
Do you dabble?
Sometimes.
Did you sneak another advanced or something?
Okay.
No.
Okay, it's all good.
It's all good.
But you would date Chance.
I mean, like, just go on and date him?
Are you attractive?
You think he's attractive?
Like, you know, like meet with him?
Yeah, that guy.
And talk to him, like, I'm just, like, gonna be his, don't worry about it.
Would you date him?
Tiffany, what about you?
Yeah, he seems fun.
He looks fun.
Okay, what about you?
Um, no.
No?
Okay, what about you?
No, I gotta be so careful with what I say now.
No, I'm kidding.
Um, I mean, he seems like a good guy.
He's got a cool compound bow, so that's sick.
He's got one of those.
Um, he's got pictures with his family.
Obviously, he loves animals.
He seems like a good guy.
I don't know if he'd want to date me, but what about you?
Um, I'd say maybe.
Just want to know a little bit more about like what his day-to-day looks like.
Okay.
Yuki, what about you?
You're into the close.
Scoot your chair into the mic or into the middle.
Is this one a yes too?
I would like to say, let's play a video game together first.
What's up?
Wait, and just a question.
So, earlier you said you're a virgin, correct?
Yeah.
And so, like, nothing, like, have you held hands with a dude?
No.
No, no, no hand holding?
No.
Have you kissed?
Wait, wait, wait.
Hand holding?
Yeah.
Oh, hand holding, yes.
Kiss, no.
Kiss.
Can you scoot your chair into the table so you can get close to the mic, please?
I've been kissing a girl.
You kissed a girl?
Yeah, but she kissed her.
And did you like it?
No, it's just a crack.
I think Sophia is a benzo addict.
Okay, continue, Yuki.
I'm just kidding.
Sophia, I'm kidding.
You're not a benzo addict.
You're just like on the verge of passing out.
She's just an out-of-naddict or what?
It's okay.
I've taken it once or twice.
I had some anxiety.
I have anxiety.
I am scribed.
That cancels out the addiction.
That's understood.
It's fine.
Thank you, Victor.
Beautiful overalls in the words of Shawsee.
I'd honor you till the day I die if you want a man who doesn't share and knows how to work on a farm, hunt, and survive.
My DMs are open.
You can respond to that.
It's directed at you.
Why is she siding in your DMs?
There's nothing for me to say.
It's not a question.
Excuse me.
That was a burp.
Or a pickup.
We have this one also.
I missed most of the pod.
Is the chicken the patriotic overall single?
She kind of bad.
Question mark.
Dude, everyone's kind of good at that.
They want a little slice of the American pie over there.
You girl.
Maybe can you do like one of those slow motion, like put your hair down and do like the head wave?
Can you do that for you?
Yeah, do it right now.
Oh, we have to do the fit check too.
Okay, you do that, then we'll do fit check.
Go ahead.
Oh my gosh, that's kind of cringy.
Just make it romantic.
Slow-mo.
Pretend it's like an 80s slow-mo, like waving the hair.
Do it.
I'm not even sleeping.
I'm going to literally, I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight.
Boom.
Oh, the main, the flow.
Oh, that's not really what I had in mind.
There you go.
It's a lot more than I talked to.
That's not really what I had in mind.
That's cute, though.
Okay.
Lovely.
Okay, so now what we're going to do, AB gifted 50 subs.
So we're going to do a fit check on everybody.
So everybody just stand up and we're going to take a look at the fit on everybody.
All right.
And we'll do this side of the table first, and then we'll do this side.
Okay.
All right.
We have that.
Oh.
Are you okay?
This is.
She's a little dead before.
Yeah.
What's going on over there?
Okay.
And then we have this side over here.
It's fixed.
Okay.
Cool.
By the way, your hair is kind of, can you pull it back?
It's just kind of getting into your face.
It's blocking your face when you're on the mic.
Okay, cool.
Fit check.
Boom.
Done.
Sweet.
Everyone can sit back down.
Thank you.
Wow, I'm just tall.
Oh, yeah, she's just tall.
You're not like the same size.
I know.
Okay.
Thank you, Bads and AB, for all that.
Okay, let me see.
Let me get caught up.
I think we had.
Did we do this one?
Here's Sophia.
Since you're so bored, why don't you read this?
Who said I was bored?
I literally just heard you say it, but go ahead.
Busted.
Go ahead, read it.
If I can read it.
Into the mic, please.
It's blurry.
I don't have my glasses.
Tyr, do you?
Can I have you read it?
I can read it.
Okay, so go ahead.
Labyrinth of passion?
Okay, never mind.
Can you read it?
Let me have you be the super chat reader.
In the labyrinth of labia of passion, it's the entity excluding, I think excluding minimal emotional intensity who paradoxically controls the most power.
Such a paradox resonates with quantum conundrums, unifying the strange blend of love scarcity and the potent thrust of relational dominion.
Okay.
Okay, that was some deep shit.
Thank you, Infinite Singularity.
We have another one here, if you can read it for us.
Part one.
First date actions should promote authentic self.
Part two, flowers, gifts, a typical interest symbol may cloud individuality.
Conclusion, thus, flowers, gifts on first dates don't promote authenticity.
Word.
Look, really quick on the flower thing.
It's just way too much investment upfront.
It's just- Like super expensive.
No, it's not about the money when I'm saying investment.
It just comes across as a little too much.
Like, I'm sure all of you here can relate.
Like, if a guy's, like, too into you too quick, is that not off-putting a little bit?
If he comes on too strong, then yeah, it's a little...
Depends.
You're...
You're scared to be a simp or something, but it's kind.
It's nice.
There's nothing.
It's a gesture.
It's a gesture more than anything.
I think that if they're like creepy with the interest, it's not about the intensity more than it is the creepiness.
It's not a good idea.
Yeah, exactly.
If you're creepy, then yeah, that's too much.
If you're just going on a first date and you want to be kind, then that's great.
Right?
Like, for example, like, if you're if you if you look at women, it's not super weird.
It's when you stare and you look like you're trying to eat them with your eyes, that then that becomes too much.
I think it's always fun.
All right, we have uh Yo Marimore.
Thank you for the uh $100 super chat.
Really appreciate your patronage, man.
Thank you guys so much for all the support tonight.
It means the world.
Thank you guys.
Joe Arveson, hey, thank you for the 50.
To the lady who rated herself zero or five on the left, you are very lovely and your soft and spoken, kind nature makes you far more desirable than you realize.
Love yourself.
None of us are perfect, but we are perfect for someone.
That was directed to you.
That's fine.
I really appreciate that.
I just really appreciate that.
That's so sweet.
Joe Arvison, thank you for that.
Much appreciated.
That was very kind of you.
We got Logan Mazaik.
Hey, thank you for the 50s.
On the panel feel like outcasts.
All are unique.
Some are slow.
Some are annoying.
Some have unrealistic expectations.
Question: How would you feel?
How would you ladies feel about dating a religious person?
Would you also date a man who owns firearms?
I gotta get up for a sec, but if you guys want to talk about that amongst yourselves, okay, for me, they have to be religious.
That's number one: they have to fear God above all.
And hell yeah.
I mean, having firearms is also number one.
Like, how are you supposed to protect yourself?
Or how are you supposed to just yes, 100% yes for me?
Yeah, I forgot to.
I was like, oh my god, yeah, and then what am I gonna go?
I don't really like a religious person, but if he knows like God and his own beliefs, then cool, like, I respect that.
But for firearms, I mean, where I'm from, like, everybody has it, you know.
Even the most richest people have like the purplest livers.
So religion, like, would I be with a guy?
Like, someone who's really faith-driven.
I mean, I went to like private school, like private Catholic school.
So, like, I can understand that.
And I'm like, baptized Catholic and whatnot.
But I don't really practice it now.
So you wouldn't be into dating someone who's super religious?
Could.
But it depends on how super religious they are because some, it gets too much.
So it's case by case for me.
When it's too extremed, I just don't.
It's that intense.
Okay.
And then what about with the firearms?
My boyfriend had a firearm.
So I don't really know.
It's not super.
I really don't want a firearm, but you do what you want to do.
And then what about for you?
I don't think they have to be religious.
I feel like spiritual probably a little bit more than religious.
Because I'm just more of a spiritual person than a religious person.
And firearms, yeah.
As long as they know what to do with them, then it's all good.
I'm cool with probably not like an excessive amount of guns in the way that like if you seem like less of an enthusiast and more of like a, I like to, you know, like you do it too much, then that's a problem for me.
If you have like a closet for guns, I mean, I just, if you, if it's too much, it's just maybe it's not for me, but I don't mind like the one or two or something like that, or if you collect or something, but I don't know.
But they be having closet.
You're like, you're not about the closet of them.
But I would say religious, fine.
I think you need to have some kind of connection to some kind of spirituality that it'd be like, yeah.
I think it's important to think of not yourself as the biggest thing in the universe.
So I would say some kind of connection to it.
For sure.
And then what about you?
For me personally, I don't mind if they have guns.
I mean, I've gone shooting before.
I kind of like guns.
But a lot of my family is really, really religious.
So I think that's the extreme that I would be kind of weary of is like the religious extreme.
But, you know, like you guys said, as long as it's not like super crazy, but at the same time, like it just matters what you do with them.
You know, if the gun is in the hands of the right person, nobody's going to get hurt.
Or somebody will, or the right person will be hurt.
You know what I'm trying to say.
Sorry, just because I was up for a bit.
Okay with guns when it comes to a partner?
Yes, yes.
Was it yes or no for you?
Yes.
Nobody was on the fence when it came to owning firearms.
Oh, okay.
We just all said as long as it's not like a crazy amount.
Yeah, it's not too crazy.
Gabrielle, your take on the question?
So I grew up Catholic and I went to private school from kindergarten.
Just move that a bit.
From kindergarten until 12th grade, so religion is definitely okay with me.
And firearms are okay for safety.
Okay.
It's so better than the girl because that's name.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yuki, what about you?
I feel like I'm okay with both.
As long as that person, Trayvi, other person.
What about guns?
Cool with guns?
Yeah, it's fine.
Fine with guns.
And just a question here.
So are you, you know, you've had a little bit of dating experience.
You said you're virgin, right?
Are you waiting until marriage?
Like, are you religious?
Is that why you're waiting?
Or it sounds more maybe you just haven't found the right guy yet?
I feel like well, are you religious?
I'm not.
Not.
And are you waiting until marriage to have sex or just you just haven't found the right guy?
I feel like I haven't found the right guy.
Okay, gotcha.
So you're just not waiting until marriage.
Got it.
Okay.
Honestly, I don't know.
What's that?
I don't know.
You will know?
She doesn't know.
Oh, she doesn't know.
I see.
Okay, gotcha.
All right.
And then we have this one here from Wait.
Is wasted a prerequisite?
These girls are awesome.
Don't shame them because 40-ish 100K candidate LOL Marimore is wasted.
You mean like wasted to be on the show?
No, actually we don't want people like getting fucking tanked or drunk or high before shows.
We've had some bad experiences.
Yeah, we don't provide alcohol like nothing.
So water, we provide water, that's it.
Maybe I should, maybe energy drinks could be helpful.
You want an energy drink?
What's that called when you mix a stimulant?
You're doing downers or something.
Is that a speedball?
Is that what a speedball is?
It's a Hillbilly speedball.
Oh, you know?
You know, Sophia?
Do you know what that is?
Because you do speedballs?
What's his name?
Fuck.
You know?
Johnny Depp's club.
Club?
Phoenix.
Phoenix.
Oh, Joaquin Phoenix.
Oh, what's his name?
What's his name?
He died from that end.
River Phoenix.
River Phoenix, he did a special.
RIP is RIP's in the chat for River Phoenix.
But it's like Coke and Heroin, I think.
No, that's two uppers, I'm pretty sure.
No, heroin's a downgraded one.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I wouldn't know.
But yeah, he did that, and he died.
Can we get her a Celsius?
Let's get Sophia a Celsius.
I want her to be fucking wired.
You're not going to sleep tonight.
You're staying up the whole night.
Get her a Celsius.
And on the closet of guns, you have to have different guns for different occasions.
And on the religious and spiritual, I feel like.
You can pass it to her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A vertical relationship is a vertical relationship.
Whether it's cold, God, or higher power is, but just kind of some kind of affiliation or some kind of connection.
Go on.
Can you shot it?
Have you ever tried one chug?
Guys, it's an energy drink, energy drink.
Can you still do this?
No, it's fine.
Don't shotgun.
You can drink it normally.
We're just messing with that.
That sounds like a sticky situation.
Yeah, I would get that.
Have you ever had a Celsius before?
No.
It's just your first time.
They're tasty.
I don't think it's a good thing.
It's just an energy drink.
And wait, into the mic.
I got addicted to coffee.
Yeah.
And it messed up my stomach.
Yeah.
Good times.
So I stopped drinking coffee and got off AHD multi-that's all.
By the end of this stream, Sophia, by the end of the stream, we're going to get you back addicted to caffeine.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Okay, get started.
Okay, so we, what was the other thing we had to do?
Oh, we had.
Let me, hold on.
Let me just see if we've gone through all of the chats.
Yep, we're good on the chattaroos.
Okay.
Oh, we weren't yet done going around on how's your love life?
Oh my god, back to the home.
I forgot.
Sorry, the question was: are you happy with your dating life?
Yes.
I don't know if Tiffany, did you get to?
I don't know.
I don't remember.
Wait, can you?
Is there, is it possible to scoot a little bit just so you can go?
Maybe we have.
Is that okay?
Is that better?
It's just because I'm a little bit more.
It's tough.
It's tight.
It's hard to do.
I mean, I could use some more fireworks in my love life, but honestly, no, I'm pretty okay with it.
Okay.
Question: So, you said you've been celibate for seven months.
Like, do you have because some people have like a third, maybe people here have experience with this?
Do you have a three-date rule?
Like, you're waiting until three dates to hook up.
You would be open to hooking up sooner, or you're kind of holding it off now since you've been celibate for a long time.
It just depends on the person, to be honest with you.
I think it depends on the connection, depends on like if we have a great time together, if we don't, you know, it just really depends on the connection.
Because I wouldn't, I think, yeah, it just depends on the person.
Because if you have a great connection with somebody, I don't see why not jumping, going full force with it, to be honest with you.
I don't see a point in stopping that, but yeah.
Okay, all right, good times.
Um, so, but, I mean, I assume you're not happy with your dating life, right?
Well, no, I mean, I don't have a dating life, but yeah, it's very neutral.
I mean, I just go to work, go home, go to the gym, you know, I'm very, I'm a brainstormer.
Drink your wine person.
I don't drink.
I just have is there a cat?
I have two cats.
They're twin cats.
I know.
Cat lady.
I'm already a cat.
100 points.
Just a sec.
Ms. Overalls, I see you let your hair down.
I can appreciate that you're trying to make yourself more beautiful for me.
There will be appropriate venues to put your hair back up.
Brian, don't be humble.
Your high-pitched screaming helped chase the shark cough.
Is that the same guy who saved you from the bear, or is that a shark, right?
So the other guy who's been sending super chats, Bads underscore EXE, he saved me from a mountain lion.
And then there was another person who saved me.
What are these situations?
Listen, I'm an outdoorsy guy.
I like to surf.
I like to go on hikes and shit, camping.
So, and I, I've, it happens to be the case that some of my patrons are acquaintances of mine.
We're friends.
Okay.
So I surf with Martin.
I have, I went on a hike with Victor Bads EXE and Mike Davis.
We camped together.
Mike Davis is not here tonight yet, but maybe he'll tune in.
We'll see.
We'll see.
He's a good guy.
Maybe I could get you connected with him.
Oh, oh, okay.
Well, that was a good idea.
Because, I mean, you said you're very single.
I'm very put in a good word for you, okay?
Oh, okay.
It's all good.
It's good.
I'm thinking.
All right, well.
Okay, so are you happy with your dating life?
You know, I'm pretty satisfied because I've been able to do a lot of growth.
And I think that that was kind of the point, or that's what I was in dire need of post-my last relationship.
I had lost a lot of myself, so it's been good to find myself again, so that's nice.
But I am open to romance because, you know, I do want to be a wifey someday.
So I do want to, you know, have a family and all that stuff at one point.
But I would like it to be with a valuable person for me by my definition, and hopefully I fulfill their definition of that as well.
Got it.
By the way, is this a boring question?
No.
Are you happy with your love life?
It's kind of fun.
To get a good temperature.
It's a dating podcast.
Yeah, I could do better ones, though.
We'll just finish it up.
Are you happy with your dating life, yes or no?
I could be happier.
Could be happier, okay?
What about you, Gabby?
Could be a little happier.
Could be a little happier.
I mean, you do have the semi-sort of broke up with your boyfriend who there's issues with the material decisions.
That's complicated, girl.
Yuki, are you happy with your love life right now?
No, I think I just need to wait.
I just need to wait.
I really wouldn't need someone who can make me give all of my love and give me a chance to romanticize something.
You deserve it.
Yeah, I literally want to protect you.
You're so cute.
I just like anybody who breaks Yuki's heart has all of us to go through.
It's on psychic.
No, I'm just getting violence.
We're all here to protect her.
Does anyone here own the firearm?
Like you own the firearms.
No shit, really.
Okay.
What about you?
Anyone else here?
Sort of.
Firearm owner?
Sort of, kind of.
Yeah, it's like a gun.
No, but I have mingled with those.
And let me tell you something: if you get shot in the pinky toe with them, oh, yeah, they hurt.
Shit.
You got hurt.
You got hurt.
Very bad.
Because what happened was, so my brother, he's a nut.
I love him, though.
He's my best friend.
But he and I just got a little so overzealous and we were playing too much.
And I tried to hide from him in the attic and he tagged me in the toe.
And I was just like, never forgive you.
It was so painful.
I cried.
I was 10 also.
Ooh.
Did it bleed?
You know what?
The toenail is never the same.
Did you lose your toenail after that?
You know what?
I didn't lose it from that, but I did lose it from stubbing my toe so hard on the corner of my wall.
It was such an epic, profound pain.
I'll never forget it.
I know why you have a firearm.
Why?
I know why.
Why?
You live in Bakersfield.
Don't you have to have a firearm in Bakersfield?
Kind of, but I live on the good side.
Oh, the good side of Bakersfield.
I mean, like, there's like no good side, but like, you know, there's like Oildale, and that says enough.
That says enough.
Its name says it's enough.
And you're like, we got to shout out our people on Twitch.
Eric, if you could pull up the Twitch tab, please.
Guys, go to twitch.tv/slash/whatever mods.
If you could spam it in the chat a whole bunch of times, guys, if you have Amazon Prime, you can link it to your Twitch account, and every single month you can sub to our channel totally free.
Well, obviously, you have to pay for the Prime, but it's free every single month.
So it's a quick, free, easy way to support the show.
It takes a minute to link your accounts.
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Thank you for the tier one.
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Drop us a prime sub if you have one.
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Really appreciate all the support guys over there on Twitch.
God, our bitrate is dog shit over there, though.
Okay, so we've come to the hour of the podcast where we talk about body count.
So, one of you in your previous messages, I think in your messages to us, wanted to speak on body count.
And Tiffany, I believe it was you, if I have that right.
Was it not you?
Maybe.
Oh shit, party foul.
You got a lot going on over there?
Was it your Sophia's got a gun?
She's gonna use it.
She dropped her lock.
Okay.
Yo, 87, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Joptimus, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
I think, Tiffany, you said maybe asking any men on the show why body count matters to them.
Okay, and I'm the only one.
I know, that's what I was thinking.
We were no, but I can, I can, you know.
And what they were looking for in long-term relationships, like, what do men look for in a partner?
Well, um, before we talk a little bit about body count, let's go around the table.
Do you guys think that body count matters?
Yes, yeah, because he needs experience.
Okay, so you mean it matters in that direction?
Okay, so maybe I should frame it in two different ways.
Do you object to men caring about body count insofar as men preferring women with a low body count?
And then do you prefer men with more sexual yeah, because she says yes, she wants a high body count.
But I'm saying yes, because I think if you have a high body count, that shows that you're just kind of messing around and you don't have standards if you're just out here schlanging it, schlanging that schlang.
Okay.
So you prefer a guy who's more experienced because you want a good sexual experience, I imagine.
And I don't mind.
I can give you experience.
I need experience too.
So when we get married, we can practice.
Are you waiting?
Are you waiting until marriage?
I am.
Are you nurturing this?
So I born again?
Yeah.
Can I have you just scoot your microphone that way just a tad?
Maybe that's a bit too much, but maybe back.
Yep, well done.
Sorry, guys.
OCD kicking in here.
So not a virgin, but you, from here on out, you're waiting until marriage to have sex.
Yeah.
So what is it?
Like a bad experience you had?
I regret doing it.
Yeah.
Oh, how many is it for the first time?
Was it the first time?
What was the body count on that one?
Two.
Two?
Okay.
So I've had two boyfriends, and I regret both of them.
Okay.
I mean, that's part of life.
I mean, everything is part of regrets.
Yeah, I know.
That's what I learned from it.
And from here on out, I'm waiting until marriage.
I mean, congratulations, Elise.
She's waiting until marriage.
Well, that's just for me.
That's not like for but you know what you want.
Congratulations.
Are you laughing at me singing?
You got a problem with my singing?
Sophia, how dare you?
Drink your Celsius.
Down.
What's up, Sophia?
What's up?
What?
Oh, you're about to say, I think.
I'll check it.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
You think I have a good voice?
Is what?
Yeah, that's what it is.
Okay, got it.
I'm just like, I don't know.
You're charmed by my singing voice.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
You're endeared.
I don't know what to do.
Oh, my God.
Your voice.
Wow, you're just.
See the way.
Wow, that Celsius really kicked in.
Did you sell it?
Count it.
Okay.
So, okay, born-again virgin, waiting till marriage.
You care about body count insofar as you want a guy who has sexual experience because you want to be pleased.
You don't want to be teaching a guy how to fuck you, basically.
Yeah.
You don't want no scrub.
Can you sing that song?
I feel like Nikki has a good singing voice.
No?
Do we know?
Come on.
Give us a little something.
Do you know that no scrub song, though, by the way?
No shit.
Yeah.
But you're like, no.
I cannot sing.
You got pipes.
But you look like you could, though, which is crazy.
You think so.
Yeah.
Let's hear it.
Come on.
It's okay.
We won't peer pressure you.
What about Sophia?
I'm sorry.
I'm going to let everybody down.
I'm going to let everybody down.
Sophia, here's what I want you to do.
What?
You're going to sing the Star Spangled Banner.
Go.
It's July 4th.
Let's go.
Oh, say.
Oh, say, can you sing?
That's cute.
Light and.
I'm sorry.
Oh, hello.
Spurge starts.
Do this.
Peril.
Am I being funny?
What?
You're making fun of me?
No, no, no, that was beautiful.
I was moved.
I was moved by that rendition.
Why are you laughing?
I wasn't laughing.
Why are you laughing?
That was the soundboard.
Here is this one.
And that was weird.
Damn, that's a cackle if I've ever heard one.
I'm never going to sing again.
No, Sophia.
Because of you.
Look at what you did.
You know what, though?
There is something to that.
Like, if you want a behavior to stop.
Oh, fuck.
I'm not saying this right.
It's something like, like, if you tell someone that they have a weird smile, they'll never fucking smile around you ever again.
So you should never criticize somebody on something that you want them to do.
Yeah, if you say to somebody, oh, your smile looks weird, then they're never going to fucking smile.
Who says that to somebody?
People do that.
That's awful.
No, I'm sure.
They don't have that filter.
I just let it out.
It's happened to me too many times, but I'm just like, bruh.
I don't know what the exact saying is.
Maybe someone in chat can figure it out, but it's like, do not criticize behaviors that you wish to continue seeing.
Something like that.
There's like a specific quote on it, but yeah.
It was lovely, Sophia.
You're talented.
You should try out for American Idol.
I already did.
Oh, you did?
Didn't you?
Did you?
Can we see the audition?
I want to see that audition, Dave.
I need to see audio.
I was like, pull it up.
Let me see.
I'm sorry.
That was very insensitive of you.
I'm sad.
Can I ask the chat something?
No one has paid money to hate on me.
Oh, oh, shit.
I think that's a good thing.
Oh, you want the same thing?
One sec, one sec.
Okay, so chat, she has just opened herself up to some roasting.
She wants to be roasted.
Guys, please.
It's going to be amazing.
If you want, she wants, you want to be roasted.
I'm just sad that no one has roasted me.
I think she's already roasted.
Say something about me.
Only one person said something by you.
Okay.
Because you're not contributing.
But that wasn't even about anybody wants to.
Go ahead with your point.
Oh, it was just something stupid.
It was about American Idol.
If Luke Bryan looks like Butthead from Beavis and Butthead.
Have you seen that?
Where they do the side-by-side comparison of Luke Bryan and of Butthead?
It's funny.
He legitimately, once you see it, you can't unsee it.
I haven't, but I want to know what your body count is.
True.
Well, I'll be able to do that.
Yeah, and we do need to go around the table.
We will go around the table on the body count thing.
Mine's 20.
I'm not saying, but it's low.
What?
Well, why wouldn't you say?
Because I don't want anyone to know.
Is it less than five?
Yeah.
Is it less than one?
And then you multiply by three?
Multiply it by three.
That's the real number.
No, you're good.
I know all your tricks.
We do.
Do you?
Yeah.
Are you a fan?
Yeah.
Did you watch a big fan?
Do you hate watch all the episodes?
Did you know?
Oh, wait.
Lexapro donated $100.
You look like the type of person to eat popcorn with a spoon.
That's directed at you.
I think that was directed at you, Sophia.
Sophia.
Oh, my God.
How would we know who that was directed at?
I mean, you called it the only person who had ads requested.
And that was the roast.
I'm a little bit more.
Oh, don't be careful what you wish for.
Trust me.
They won't come.
They are ruthless.
I eat popcorn with a spoon.
Sounds like a life hack to me.
Okay.
All right.
So, Tiffany, should body count matter?
Yeah.
Okay.
Definitely.
In terms of.
Hold on.
That's not a great question.
Do you.
Okay, let me reframe the question if any of you here who already answered.
Do you object to men caring about a woman's body count?
Is a better question.
No, I don't object to it.
So you're fine, like if a guy has a preference for dating a woman with a low body count?
Martin donated $100.
Hold on a sec, guys.
Ms. Overalls, you said virgin, and I told them to fuel the Jet A sack.
And then you said born again, and I cancelled the flight.
Then you said two bodies, so I multiplied by three.
To the rocket scientist, you said your body count is very low, so like your IQ.
It sounds like you're mad.
Personally.
Like, what's thank you, Martin, for the super chat.
So is he rescinding his invitation?
Yeah.
He's talking to Sophia or talking to you?
I think that was a two-part situation.
It was a two-part situation.
That was a two-part situation.
And he dumped her.
That was very high, I'm not sure.
How can we keep going around the table because they're commenting on what I said, but they haven't even given their answers yet?
Wait.
Okay.
I'm confused.
People are picky.
Dead ass.
Two buddies, like two?
Really?
You're getting mad over me?
No, I don't care, but I'm just saying, let's keep a question going.
Mary's is.
Do you object to men caring about body count?
I think it's circumstantial.
It depends on what you're looking for.
If you're looking for a virtuous woman, then you care.
If you're not looking for a virtuous woman, you don't care about that, then whatever.
It's really up to you.
How do you feel about hookup culture?
I don't subscribe to it.
Sorry.
I saw fireworks on it.
Oh, yeah.
I'm like a golden retriever, doesn't it?
Okay.
That's okay.
So you don't object to men caring about body count?
It's really up to whatever their values are, to be honest with you.
And I can't tell them what they can and can't care about.
I mean.
Okay.
I don't care.
Don't care.
I think it's just a personal preference of the guy.
Okay.
Go ahead, Yuki.
I don't care.
Don't care?
Okay, wow, that's don't hear that every day.
You know what?
We should react to an Andrew Tate video because he really hammers home this thing about body count.
Eric, you know our OG clip that we've used to play a whole bunch.
We can pull that up.
So, we are going to react to a Andrew Tate thing, and so that's going to be coming up.
Who here is familiar with Andrew Tate?
Oh, Sophia does drugs donated $100.
Stop the word!
The amount of time people can tolerate her is directly proportional to amount of cleavage visible.
That's my name.
What did they say, girl?
What did they say?
Oh, Jiuan.
You know what?
I'll do you solid.
Let me just play it again.
I love that.
It's a good one.
Sophia does drugs.
I heard that.
That's all I heard.
Hold on, it's going to trigger again.
Don't worry, I got you.
I got you.
Sophia does drugs donated $100.
Sophia learned long ago that the amount of time people can tolerate her is directly proportional to the amount of cleavage visible.
Your response to that.
The response is still loading.
We better wait.
I don't know.
Thank you.
At least you didn't call me ugly.
Oh, no.
At least you said you got nice tips.
I would rather be like stupid than ugly.
They didn't call me stupid, ugly.
Okay.
Or anything.
How's that Celsius looking?
I don't know.
Is it halfway?
Halfway.
Halfway?
Did you get liquored up too before the show, or was it just the Tiffany?
Do you smell alcohol on your breath?
Get the breathalyzer.
I smell the fucking.
What is it?
What is it?
What is it called?
Wait, what's that beeping?
We didn't even cut nobody off, but we never even finished our question about everybody's body count.
Only me and her are the only ones who've said anything.
Oh, said revealed their body count.
That's why I was eating.
Okay.
Body count.
10.
10?
Okay.
I won't get into specifics, but less than 10.
So 9.
I'm not going to give into specifics.
Same here.
I'm not going to get into specifics because I feel like that's a conversation that you should have with your partner.
It's a single digit, though.
Okay.
Fair enough.
What about you?
It's 8 to 10.
8 to 10?
Okay.
No specifics.
In the past month?
No.
Okay, okay.
And Yuki?
I'll be zero.
Zero.
Multiply it by three, and that's the real number.
If you multiply zero by three, that's still six.
It's zero.
It's still zero.
So that was for everybody, though.
Well, I feel kind of stupid now because I also think that it's a topic you should save with your partner, but I thought we were all going to answer.
Well, Nikki, Nikki.
No, I feel fucking stupid too.
So Nicky, don't say that.
I mean, we're not being discreet questioning and everything.
Like, oh, I won't guess a specific thing.
We don't know what the specific is.
It's 8 to 10.
There could have been like a.
She was at a sorority party.
Yeah, but we said actual numbers.
We didn't give you a range.
That's what we're kind of like, what the fuck about it?
Three difference with that.
Okay, but the people who like I'm not directing it to you.
No, I'm just saying that's a vulnerable question, and we were honest and nobody else.
Sophia does drugs donated $100.
Anyone that fucks Sophia should be able to write it off on their taxes as a charitable contribution.
Dude, I told you they were going to come for you now.
They're coming out of the woodwork for you.
I mean, that's not that bad.
Sophia.
Okay.
I guess we're just going to dumb her down our insults.
Okay.
I mean, I'm just making Brian bread.
I know.
I was gonna say, no matter what they donate, Brian's still getting.
Let me see if we have any.
I think we're good on the.
Oh, we have this from Joe.
Would you like to go play some video games, Lady Yuki?
Yeah, for sure.
Do you play World of Warcraft?
I'll play a bit of legends.
League of Legends?
Yeah.
What else?
Overwatch.
Oh, Overwatch.
Who do you mean?
Me?
Yeah.
Megalmaker.
Really?
Oh, you look like you would too, huh?
League of Mercy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about Battle Mercy or Battle Mercy or just regular support?
Regular.
Yeah.
What about Diablo?
Diablo.
It's a new one coming.
Or it already came out, right?
It's an old one, actually.
I used to play Diablo, like, back in the day.
Wait, are you talking about a game?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that game, sorry.
Diablo, it's, well, it's kind of like, what about Mario Kart?
Take the wheel on that one.
The what?
On what Diablo is?
Or Diablo?
I'm going to pretend like you need to just make my dick go soft.
Okay, let's thank you, Joe Arvison, for that super chat.
Sorry, Vince for the game.
What's up?
What's going on over here?
You guys flirting with each other?
What's up?
Oh, yeah.
We're touching under the table.
There's definitely some tension going on.
Are you guys playing footsie or what's up?
Okay, let's do the Tate clip on body count.
Oh, it's the body count, I see.
You know what's so attractive about younger women?
Wait.
Is that the one?
Oh, look.
I think it's the body count one, yeah?
Yeah, that's the one.
That's one.
We'll do that one.
Video tab por favour.
Merci bouquu.
You know what's so attractive about younger women?
Because a lot of these dudes talk about fertility and looks and stuff.
I don't actually think it's that.
I think that in the modern world, in the days of old, right, you'd meet a woman, you get married, you'd be together, whatever.
In the modern world, if I meet a girl who's 33 and single, I know the amount of dick that's been through her before me is just simply unattractive.
I don't care how nice you are, but you're 33 years old.
How many men have fought?
If I get a 19-year-old girl, I might be your second or third man, right?
I'm going to be dude number fucking 29.
And all the trauma and heartbreak and bullshit they put you through, you're going to try and bring to my door?
Like, well, my last man cheat.
I don't give a fuck.
Like, I don't care.
Like, why is that my problem?
So, if you pick up older women, you have to accept they've been on the carousel longer.
They've had more fucking rides, more spins.
I don't want that shit.
When I see a beautiful young woman, I know that she has a very low body count.
And also, no, but no, but the truth is, women's mentality is absolutely connected to sex.
If a woman sleeps with a bunch of men, it's harder to penetrate her mind and make her fall in love with her.
And it's unattractive, is.
But if she's had 30 dudes inside of her, she really to think, you know what, this guy's so, so, so special?
Or she's going to think, you know what?
He talked to me, Rudolph's going with a new guy.
Whereas if a woman's only been with a few guys, she's much more likely to fall in love with you, be a better partner.
Except the likelihood of her falling completely in love with you and staying loyal to you and really believing you're the only man for her, after being through so much trauma and so many men and sleeping with so many dudes and having her heart broken and having those memories of her ex and all that crap she's been through, is far less likely than meeting a nice young, beautiful girl who hasn't been with many men and she goes.
You know what?
This is the guy I.
I like him.
Every woman who knows this and every man who watches this can be honest.
Women fall in love with a person they lose their virginity too or their second or third guy.
They really remember them.
They really love them.
Any woman who slept with 52 she doesn't even remember who most of them are.
She doesn't care if a woman slept with a bunch of men before you.
She's less likely to stick it out through a difficult period in a relationship.
She's more likely to just say, you know what new answer is, new dick.
It's a pretty good answer and that's the truth.
Let me make something clear.
If I meet a beautiful 30 year old woman, i'm not saying I won't sleep with her.
That's pretty fucking old.
Yeah 30, I know what are you crazy I there's been times I was drunk.
Okay, your reactions to the video.
I like this guy, as he's single.
And that's true.
I feel like the more you attach and detach by having more sexual relationships, it's like it gets to you, it messes with you.
And I totally agree with all of that.
Wait, Sophia, are you able to scoot into the table a little bit?
Because you're kind of a little bit pulled.
Screw it, scoot.
Just we, yeah, you're kind of like, no, just like into the table?
Okay, you're good.
Good.
So, wait, you've never heard of Andrew Tate before?
I've seen a couple clips of that guy, but no, I don't, I don't know who that is.
Can you just straighten the microphone?
It's like kind of.
There you go.
Perfect.
Yep.
Thank you.
Thank you, Nikki.
Okay, so you're in love with Andrew Tate.
I can get that arranged.
I'll get you guys linked up.
Oh.
Psycho LGMA donated $100.
Miss America, you are one of a kind.
We need more women like you who care about themselves and have standards.
God bless and much love.
That's very sweet.
Thank you.
Your reaction to the clip?
I feel like as a dude, and should be vice versa.
Is it dude?
There's something you want to tell us, Nikki.
If you go around and you sleep with like 20 dudes, I mean, 20 girls, like, and you want a girl with two body counts, and you expect that from the same person?
Like, that doesn't click well in my head.
And then you're going to turn around and be like, oh, women have this much baggage and this and that.
Everybody has baggage.
Dead ass.
I mean, it's just whether you choose to take it on or just to throw it away.
Martin donated $100.
Why does Sophia not talk during sex?
Because she was taught not to speak to strangers.
W body count, L-brain cells.
What did he say?
Processing.
Nikki got it.
What does it say?
It literally just read it out to you in a robot voice.
I didn't hear half of it.
Here, I'll trigger it again.
Thank you, Martin, for the TTS, much appreciated.
Here you go.
Martin donated $100.
Why does Sophia not talk during sex?
Because she was taught not to speak to strangers.
W body count.
L-brain cells.
I don't get it.
There's no way you exist.
There's like dead ass.
There's no way it exists.
Like, wow.
Is this real?
Wow.
Real Delulu.
Me?
There's no way you see that.
Like, it's right in your face.
Like, should I play it?
You need me to play it one more time?
No.
It's not Dolulu.
It's oblivious.
That's the real way.
I'm supposed to see things.
I just didn't.
Like, I didn't get what the insult was.
Well, like, sex.
I have sex with strangers.
Nikki, I think, was giving her reaction to the tape clip, right?
No, hold on.
There's no way that literally spells out the joke.
Like, there's no way you're like this.
What?
She asked for it, and she's proving it right.
She's not real.
Exactly.
Move on.
But anyway.
Wow.
Wow.
Be careful.
Just be careful.
Nikki almost took my head off before the show.
There's no way.
Are you sure?
Like.
Am I sure why?
You guys are looking at each other very romantically, by the way, right now.
And they watch.
Is there a chemistry between you two?
There's no point going over her head.
Keep that.
Anyways, as I was saying, you should be able, as in a relationship, you have to take everybody's trauma, baggage, and previous relationships.
And just because a female has more baggage and everything, the higher her body count is, it's just more of a, you're not a real man.
You're not.
Mentally or just any physically, you're not a real man to be able to take on a female with more than 30, 40 body counts.
Like, and that's coming from.
Hmm.
You want to give your answer to the clip?
Your reaction to the clip, Sophia, to Andrew Tate.
Um, I mean, what you said pretty much sums it up.
Like, you know, it's hypocritical for you to have a high body count, but wanting, looking for a girl that's a virgin, you know?
And I don't know.
I just think that's very hypocritical.
And I can understand preferences and, like, whatnot, but it's just the way that it kind of objectifies women and like this purity culture as well.
You just started from point A and you didn't even go to point B. You did, I just went to a whole other level.
We went to like five over there.
We started at A and went to five.
Like, we're not even on the same plane.
Anyways, what do you think?
What do you think?
We're skipping over here.
I think that because your opinion didn't even line up.
Anyways, keep going.
Because I didn't watch the video.
That doesn't seem like my problem.
Like, keep going.
What's your opinion?
Everything okay tonight, Naki?
Like, I don't think so.
Where in her sentence seemed like my problem.
Anyways, your reaction to the clip?
I.
Oh.
Oh, sorry.
I'll re-trigger it.
I'll re-trigger it.
Hold on.
Your reaction to the clip?
I agree.
With the clip.
Oh, you agree with you?
Okay.
You watched the clip, right?
I did, but I also didn't retain a lot of it because You're just staring deep into Sophia's eyes And falling I'll be honest with you.
You're so deeply into love with her.
We're all falling.
To be honest, we're all falling in love with Sophia.
I mean, Sophia has that impact on her.
It has that effect, right?
Like, it's just that, that's what it is.
But can you kind of reiterate just real quick?
Well, I mean, he's saying, well, it's almost less about body count and more about men having a preference for younger women because younger women, it's not a guarantee because a woman who's 30 could have a lower body count than a woman who's 19.
But he's saying, like, well, a woman who's young is less likely to have ostensibly, yes.
But, you know, it's even if, like, let's say a woman along her timeline, a woman at 19 is going to have fewer bodies than when that same exact woman is 30.
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Sophia.
Thank you, Victor.
Bro, you are zooted.
Living on another planet.
Or just an NPC.
No.
GTA 4 Ray, I got more intelligence than you.
You are one of the few people that can count their IQ with just their fingers.
I'm going to cry.
That was so sad.
Was it?
That's the one that got you.
Got you?
And I was like, that's the one.
Really?
Look, I've been on your side, girl.
I've been really supporting you, but that's the one that broke the back, though.
Like, she's like, I tried so hard.
I'm going to re-trigger.
I'm going to re-trigger this one.
Sophia Nobrain donated $100.
Sophia is a typical brainless airhead skating by life on her looks and tits.
She seems like the type to get passed around at frat parties, well good for Ray, but not relationship material.
Oh my god, that came for your neck, bro.
Are you okay?
Like, damn.
But she requested people roast her.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
I was here for that.
My bad.
are you are you it's the oh it's the sofia effect what's the sofia effect It's moving this way.
It seems to be.
It's funny.
What's going on?
That's okay.
Give it 10 minutes and you'll catch it.
You're fine.
You're fine.
Let's continue with the Tate thing.
Yeah, so basically, essentially, the younger women are less likely to carry as much baggage, essentially.
That's what he's saying.
Yeah, it's basically.
Yeah, well, yeah, younger women are going to have less baggage.
Not baggage, but sexual partners.
But I think it kind of goes a little bit.
Yeah, I think it's a bad thing.
The baggage can depend on your family, how you were raised, your trauma from your childhood.
That has nothing to do with how many people you have sex with.
But I think he's speaking specifically.
He's speaking specifically about relationship baggage.
And usually, as you get older, you start accruing more and more baggage from relationships because just more time has elapsed.
There's more opportunity to get fucked over by somebody.
I think the sentiment might be factual in this case.
I don't necessarily solicit the advice that Andrew Tate is the best advocate for said thing, but I think that the only reason why I have an issue with that, with what he said, is because it gives the flavor of like, I just want someone that I don't have to, that I can do whatever I want with, and I'm not going to have to deal with someone being smart enough to catch on.
That's the only reason why I feel like I don't really rock with him because he has a bit of a manipulative flavor to him.
But what he said isn't inaccurate, though.
So I will give him that and I'll give respect on that.
Wait, when did he say anything about not being smart enough?
Because I feel like...
No, he didn't say it.
I'm saying that there was for based on my understanding of him or based on what I've consumed of him, he has a very specific angle and a very targeted, he has a very angled way of how he discusses certain things and especially in the relational sense.
And he's kind of like notorious as being an asshole.
So like he has some pretty, he has some pretty harsh views.
I know that he says certain things that are true and there are some things that I do agree with, unfortunately, because I don't really like to support somebody like him.
But he definitely has like a bad rap as it comes to discussing matters of women because he's a notorious dickhead.
I feel like if you have a little body count, you're kind of smart.
And if you're sleeping around, that doesn't mean you're smart if you're sleeping around.
So I think he would want somebody who is smart.
I think that's what he's saying.
Sure.
Your reaction to the clip, go ahead.
I like Tate.
I think he's cool.
She likes Tate.
Okay.
You should watch the long form content if you're going to make a formed decision on who he is.
Where is it on?
Not just like the clips.
It's on YouTube.
He's on Rumble.
Wait.
Everywhere.
Is he back?
He's out of sort of.
He's on house arrest.
Did he get charged?
He's on.
No.
He got charged, but he's on house arrest.
Yeah.
Innocent until proven guilty.
But isn't he proven guilty?
No, he's not.
No, he's just been charged, so it's...
They're waiting to, like, you know, what...
Due process.
I know.
I know it's difficult for due process.
Yeah.
Feminists are not fans of due process.
That whole thing.
You know?
Due process.
Innocent until proven guilty.
Yeah.
You know?
I like guilty.
Okay, I'm confused by you right now.
I'm like, what's going on?
Some dude, okay, here's what happened.
Some dude the past two shows pretended like did this Chili's baby back baby back, which is from Austin Powers.
And I haven't seen that movie since I was a kid.
So it's on Netflix, so I went and watched it.
So now I'm starting to talk like the fucking Austin Bow.
Hey, Dawson.
What's up, Sophia?
What you got for me?
Are you friends with Andrew Tate?
What do you mean I'm not friends with Andrew Tate?
Is he your bestie?
Oh, he's my bestie.
No, we actually, we did DM like a long time ago, like a year.
This is a year and a half ago.
So we were DMing each other.
Then he got banned on Instagram.
He was going to come actually be on the show.
So you should actually be on the show when he comes on.
I should be on the show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't take him out of hand before, though, please.
I need you at your full faculties.
No, okay, but like, I've never done this.
I was super nervous.
And I've been in anxiety.
And so I just like took the ad of him because it's just like as needed.
I didn't want to have a panic attack on up here.
Like, you know?
Yeah, no, I get it.
I get it.
You gotta, you know, you gotta melt it.
Also, I was speaking to Destiny.
You spoke to Destiny?
And what?
What I'm trying to say, though, is that I've been on the abortion debate.
I don't think that would have been a good idea.
Wait, you're actually DMing with Destiny?
Like, what do you mean you spoke with Destiny?
Like you're have you have you met him?
No.
Are you trying to meet him?
Are you into him?
like are you attracted to him because I know he's just a dear friend What do you mean he's a dear friend?
He won't unban me from his server.
Oh, so he's a friend?
What?
I'm so confused.
So what's going on?
So what's your opinion on abortion?
Hold on, hold on.
But he's a dear friend, and I was talking to him, and I was like, because when I...
He's a dear friend.
Are you sure you understand that, like, to be a dear friend, have you met him in person?
No.
Okay, you're not a dear friend.
But okay, you're exaggerating.
I get it.
Go ahead.
No, but I was just telling him because during the abortion?
What?
Would you hook up with Destiny?
No.
He's not your type?
Maybe.
Why wouldn't you hook up with Destiny?
I don't know.
I like nerds.
He's kind of a nerdy guy.
That's what I'm saying.
He's very smart, super intelligent guy.
Yeah.
Or a single, remember?
He's got a wife, though.
I know.
He's Polly.
I'm going to smash her.
Oh, so you're by?
Okay.
But she's really pretty.
Okay.
How did we get here?
How did we get on top?
I mean, this was on you, dog.
I mean, you solicited the conversation, so.
But I just wanted to say that I should have been on the abortion debate.
Even Destiny was like, yeah, true.
He's probably just, bro, there's no way he would have wanted you on his side on the abortion debate.
No, I would have been on their side.
On the pro-life side?
Yeah.
You're pro-life?
I'm Catholic.
Oh, you're Catholic?
Okay, I wasn't expecting that one.
I didn't have any.
Huh.
But that was a missed opportunity.
You should have been on the pro-life side arguing against Destiny.
Yeah.
Destiny is like an insanely good debater.
He's nuts, girl.
I don't know.
I don't want to be on the abortion.
I'm a friend on Discord.
I know.
That he banned you from his server from.
No, because someone sent me $30.
What?
And I got banned for catfishing.
What do you mean, cat?
There's so many elements you didn't expect.
You gotta structure this shit a little bit.
I'm gonna move this along here.
I'm like, wait.
But yeah, Destiny, if you see this, hi.
Oh, my God, Simp.
Okay.
Oh, we got another one.
Sophie underscore is underscore gardeners donated $99.
Why did God create Sophie?
To get an easy way to move semen from the bed to the house.
Jesus.
You asked for it, Sophie.
But here's some consolation.
Behind Ms. Merica, nine.
Five tenths, your next best looking.
Eight tenths.
Good times.
Sophia, you got okay.
They are roasting you.
Are you gonna say anything back?
You're just letting them fucking pwn you.
What was the rose?
Okay.
Anything about her body?
I don't have my glasses.
Can you hear?
Yeah, and then once they say it, who?
And I can't hear.
I don't think we should be debating for a while.
I'm sorry, I'm trying not to.
I'm trying to keep it together, surely.
You really think you're gonna kill me over here?
But honestly, thank you for sending my best friend Brian money, guys.
Best friend.
Just best friends.
Just like your best friends with Destiny, right?
I was gonna say, careful, you're gonna be a dear friend soon.
What's it gonna take for us to upgrade to dear friends?
I don't know.
She does another insult and more money in your pocket.
Poké.
I want some money in my pocket.
In your pocket?
What the fuck are we talking about?
What's going on?
Did you get to give your take on Tate?
No, I haven't.
But I also kind of forgot the clip at this time.
Okay, we're talking about body count.
I just basically want somebody to argue with me about body count here.
I'll argue with you.
I feel like men should not have a double standard for women's body count if they have a high body count because they also will come with baggage if that's what Andrew Tate was saying.
To look different too.
You can't expect like a brighter hair.
I'm sorry, I'll stop.
I'll stop.
No, it's perfectly fine.
It's very different.
You can't expect a virgin or like a very low virgin or a very low body count if he has like hundreds and hundreds and hundreds.
I mean, maybe he can, but like it's gonna be a different level.
It's incongruent, if anything.
Yuki, would you date Mr. Tate?
Like compare with like UCSB college, so they're like just on the hookup.
I would like to date with him.
You would what?
I would like to date with him compared with like what you're exposed to.
Right now, like compact with, I mean, compare with like a coaster and just fuck around.
Word.
Who here would date Andrew Tate?
Show of hands.
That was just like an example.
I was soliciting the hand raises.
Who here would date Andrew Tate?
Gabby, before you leave?
No.
Nope.
Okay.
Maybe.
I think that it doesn't really matter for guys as well.
Stop the cash.
Can you lower the volume?
Because I know that, well, I think, I don't know, but I think that guys can have sex and just casually and have it not really mean that much.
But I think when a girl has sex, it really messes with them.
So I feel like if a guy had a high body count, I really wouldn't mind as much.
Although it does say something about him, I wouldn't be like, oh no.
You know?
But you wouldn't completely dismiss it, but it wouldn't bother you too much.
Yeah.
But what do you mean that women, like women, and when they have sex?
So like new age feminism, it's like, oh, sleep around, you know, like prostitutional.
Use your looks and your body to get what you want in a transactional relationship.
And that's girls acting like guys because that messes with girls to just sleep around.
But I think a guy can sleep with somebody and it doesn't really bother them or mean a lot.
But I know as a girl, if I sleep with somebody, it's really gonna hit me.
I mean, have you heard of the expression that guys sleep who they like can and girls can sleep whoever they want?
Because us girls are more choosy, picky, because we're based off emotionally.
For guys, but we also have a natural responsibility, right?
Like we have a baby-making situation, so we can't, we have to also think about that or factor that into our responsibility.
I'm sloppy about it with sex, you know, like guys when they're horny, it's an instinct and they gotta find a girl.
Like, she said, no, I'm gonna go to her.
It's, it's, it's a lot.
I'll be honest.
It's a lot.
Some of the things that I've heard and seen men do for sex in desperation has been kind of like get girls flowers on the first day.
I have crazy one.
Sorry.
I have a crazy one.
Yesterday, I was talking to my friends that are here.
You have friends?
Yeah.
And I was like, I'm going on this.
Dear friends or regular friends?
Dear friends.
Okay, so they're all online.
What?
I've never met anyone.
I'm going to hold that above you the rest of the show.
But I was talking about this podcast.
And then we were talking about sex, like, you know, what your podcast does to people.
And we're talking and the guys okay, so it's two girl Me, Greg.
You just skip the microphone closer towards you.
Me and Sage.
That's great.
And then there's two guys, okay?
Two dudes.
And the dudes, of course, were like, guys will do anything for sex.
Martin Dolan, $100.
Sophia's pro-life argument, storks are pretty birds.
And if they could no longer deliver babies, they would be sad and unemployed.
And it increased the wage gap if they are female.
Confirm or deny.
Is that your argument?
I like pretty birds, so.
Okay, so you're hanging out with Sage and Bartholomew and Cornelius.
Right?
Yeah.
And, okay, but it's so embarrassing.
What was embarrassing?
Do you guys have an orgy?
This guy was like, because you're talking about like hookup culture and just dating and all this and like the differences between girls and guys and like what we do in hookup culture, and the guys and my boyfriend.
They were talking about how they know guys who drove like out of the city, like you know, to La, like from Bakersfield to La to Bakersfield to know our cow to get a hit, and that's crazy.
Why would you drive so far just for sex?
I wouldn't do that yeah No, I wouldn't.
That's how you were created for you.
I have it on record.
Hold on.
I have it on record.
So I live in Santa Barbara, right?
Ventura is like 45 minutes away.
So I've stated that I would not, even if my dream girl is in Ventura, I am not commuting 45 minutes for my dream girl.
Convenience is too important for me.
You got to be like within 10, 15 minutes.
Otherwise, I don't care if you're a Victoria Secret model.
I ain't going to Bakersfield for starters.
I definitely ain't driving to Bakersfield.
So you can't do long distance relationships?
I don't do long distance.
Well, you don't even do medium distance, it feels like you're not very much around the corner distance.
No, it's too complicated.
You do walking distance.
It's just always, it's so complicated.
And I don't, I don't, part of being in a relationship, there has to be, like, I think there has to be a proximity.
I think you need to be.
So you value that?
Yeah, you need to be in person with the person.
I mean, sure.
No offensive.
Well, you could be in person with them.
But you gotta put it in.
But I mean, this is a perfect example.
Like, you got really invested in this guy, but there was a distance component, right?
Or was he in the same town as you, but it was only online?
It's like only online, but he's like doing AOA.
And I trying to like meet him in person.
Like, I can't.
I said, like, I can fly for you.
Like, I can do everything to meet you.
But he's like, no.
So she doesn't think that's a good thing.
He wasn't that interested.
I mean, he wasn't expressing interest.
A girl offering to fly to you.
You don't have to do anything.
He just, he probably was like, I don't know what he was fucking doing.
He squandered, to be honest.
No, he didn't.
No, he was playing a girl with you.
He was playing a game with you.
So honestly, Yuki, my advice to you with that situation is I think it has nothing to do with you.
It actually, like, he was on some weird shit.
It says more about him.
Because a dude turning down a girl who's prepared to fly to him.
It's okay.
I really hope that you find yourself value one day, really.
I'm seeing how much it pains you right now, and I really sucks to see you like.
That's messed up, Brian.
No, no, I was trying to big up Yuki.
Honestly, he's a deep.
I thought we just got a lot of people.
I hope I didn't make you sad.
What I'm trying to say, it wasn't anything that you did.
It just sounds like the dude, you know, and just take what you can and leave all the negative.
It's a good lesson.
Don't fall in love with anybody that isn't going to reciprocate it or not at least meet you in person.
You know what?
We're going to have to talk about this later.
We can talk about it.
We'll talk about something else.
Yeah, we got to talk about it.
At the end of the day, though.
I don't want to talk about it.
We don't have to talk about it either.
If it makes you uncomfortable, then we can move past this.
It's fine.
That's fast.
At the end of the day, when it comes to distance, though, I don't want to do like a long distance thing.
I never want to do that.
Sorry, I kind of like it.
Yeah, you completely took out the chunk, the middle chunk of your point.
So it's like, it's like two stories down long distance or, you know, like, it's not too many stairs.
Look, I just want to date a girl who lives in my city.
I don't, I think.
You just don't really want to be driving 45 minutes.
That's really what you want.
Plus, it's like, I don't know if it's like, I want to see you.
If I want to see you tonight, if they live far away, like you kind of have to pre-plan a little bit.
But like, if you're having a bad day, hey, babe, come over.
She can be there.
I mean, I see your point.
I guess I'm just like, I'm really devoted to my person.
So I'm monogamous for sure.
Sure.
But also, I love really hard.
And so like, for me as a person, nothing gets in my way.
If I'm loving on you, you're going to have all of it.
So if that means I have to drive, I drive.
If that means I have to do whatever, it's whatever.
And I'm just devoted to my person.
So I guess I just can't relate, but I see where you're kind of like, that's a thing for you.
Because I wouldn't prefer like a long distance relationship, and I'm not going to elect to be in one because I don't think I'd like that myself either.
Like out of state or out of country or anything like that.
How did we get to the long distance thing?
I think it was originally on something.
I was just saying that guys, it's not a relationship.
They drive miles and miles away just to have sex with a girl.
But shouldn't you?
But do you frown on that?
Yeah.
But whoa, hold on.
I think I've caught you in a trap here.
Because earlier you said that guys should pay for flowers.
So it wouldn't be romantic that a guy is willing to spend this time and money to travel and come and see you.
Doesn't that show that he cares?
He's willing to invest.
And then never get it.
And then, like, what?
Oh, well, that's different.
Like, it's not like a relationship, like a random girl that lives.
Let's go.
Could you scoot the mic closer to you, please?
The random edge of the table.
Edge of the table.
There you go.
Boom.
Lovely.
a random girl why were you you were making a point You almost had it.
I almost had it.
You had like a really strong grip on that, by the way.
That was intense.
That was intense.
When, like, it's a random girl, you know.
This guy's horny, so he gotta get that on.
And she's like, damn, two hours away?
Damn, son.
He's like, she wouldn't see that.
Maybe she'd seem as desperate in that sense, but I think you might have took it into the relationship sense of what this situation, like what happened.
Because it wasn't a relationship.
It was just like hookup culture, you know?
What are we talking about?
And about, I will, that came from when I was talking to my friends with about hookup culture and like the differences between guys and girls and how desperate men are in hookup culture.
Like they lie to, you know, they lie and lie to just hit it.
And they just kind of like, I don't know, they do a lot of stuff.
Or not even just that, but like they just have sex with anything or everything.
As a female, have you ever been in a talking stage with like multiple different people?
No.
No, you just haven't been in a talking stage where you're just trying to get to know a person.
You're like, oh yeah, this is not it.
I'm not feeling him.
I've been in a talking stage.
But have you told him things and then you like, sooner or later, you're like, oh yeah, this is not it.
And then you just probably, yeah.
So that's, you don't think that's like basically the same level?
Like same level of what?
What does that have to do with what I'm saying?
I feel like as a dude, like a lot of guys, as I said, men can get what they can.
Girls can choose who they want to like sleep with.
Like us girls, like we have that advantage to be like, okay, we could pick and choose.
Maybe some people don't have that luxury, but it's like that for both genders.
Anybody could pick and true that person.
It's just you're talking about an audience of people who would drive, okay, let's say so-and-so, like however miles to get pussy, but you don't know if they get game or anything like that.
Like that's just their lifestyles.
Like it's the same thing with a girl.
Like she can go risk it all for a dude because she thinks he's cute or she just wants to go hook up with him.
Most people would risk it all if their ex just picks up the phone and calls them and be like, hey, come over.
There's nobody here.
A lot of people would drive that 45 minutes to go see their ex again.
But it's not their ex.
They're not in a relationship.
It's just some girl that you talk to.
Exactly.
So you're just like that with your ex too.
You guys are not in a relationship and he still calls you.
And a lot of people will go risk that and go do that for their hookup culture with their eggs, thinking that they can get something out of it.
I think with the next, it's a little bit different because there's an emotional relationship or emotional connection that has been established.
I think the issue is like, or I think what she's trying to say is that there's a certain desperation for someone that you don't have that much investment in and you're just doing it for the purpose of having sex.
So, like, you could have just found someone in five if it was.
All right, let's get some super chats in here.
Let's get some super chats.
Just really quick on the flowers thing.
I don't know, man.
That sounds like a lot of work.
That sounds like a lot of work.
Don't do the flowers thing.
Okay, so we have.
Did we do this one?
Yeah, we did.
Did we do this one?
To Brian, hello to the lovely Yuki.
I think we did this one right.
Yo, Sweet Tooth, good to see you in the chat, man.
Welcome back.
Yo, Maramore, he has played Clearly Outdoorsy Sharks, Lions, Growl, LOL, Ladies.
All of you are awesome people.
There you go.
Compliment for the ladies at the table.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
All right.
We have here Merrimore.
Sophia, you are an awesome person.
I'm a single body count man, 40s.
100K, my opinion is one out of 8 billion.
Hold on.
Martin donating $100.
Dude, Martin, you're legendary.
And topical for July 4th.
I'm very patriotic, and I know it's incredibly disrespectful to let an American flag touch the ground.
When I take them off, where will you hang your overalls?
They're not coming off, right?
I wish I had something to say.
There we go.
Okay.
You don't have a response to Martin?
I think it was just a joke.
That's not going to happen.
Okay, that's fine.
I think I was reading this one.
Sophia, you are an awesome person.
But hopefully, my opinion is one eighth billion.
An eighth of a billion?
One out of a billion?
I don't know.
But hopefully you understand you're awesome.
By the way.
His opinion is one out of eight billion opinions.
Just a heads up, buddy.
It's you apostrophe RE.
Just letting you know.
Wow.
Just saying, if you want to.
Myra Moore, if you want to.
What does it say?
Bro, get this chick some reading glasses.
Hello?
I have my glasses.
They're in my purse.
Okay.
So hold on.
I can read.
Hold on.
I want to read this.
Nope, too late.
Okay, fine.
Go ahead.
Read it.
Read it.
Let's hear it.
You're awesome.
Into the mic, please.
Oh, Sophia, I forget we're on stream.
Sophia, you are an awesome person.
I'm a single body count man, 40s, 100K.
My opinion is one out of 8 billion.
But hopefully you understand your awesome is half.
Do you have a response?
What does that mean?
Is he just saying?
He just said you're awesome.
I just say thank you.
Thank you.
That's sufficient.
Thank you.
You're awesome, too.
By the way, I just want to say, I want to put in the word here for my friend Merrimore, who's in the chat.
He actually rescued me from a raccoon that had raised.
He needed to be rescued a lot, huh?
Listen, I just find myself in.
Listen, I have very, look, I have dainty, dainty hands.
I don't have like big muscular hands.
So, like my homies that are all fucking Chads, like, listen, it's just a, it's a matter of practicality.
Are you going to send the fucking dainty gamer hands guy to deal with a fucking wild animal?
Are you going to send a fucking guy who's like, got manhands?
But it's just like, why are you getting a tatt?
Like, I don't understand what's happening with that.
Have you ever been in the wild, son?
Yeah, I have.
Them motherfuckers be crazy, yo.
I mean, it'd be kind of wild.
I'm not going to lie.
Wild in the wild.
But you'd be targeted, though, and that's pretty interesting.
Listen, they just, bro, you out camping and shit.
The fucking raccoons they come for you.
I don't even know what accent that was, but okay.
All right, so Mayor Morton, he saved me from a fucking rat, a rabies-infested raccoon.
Like the raccoon was like literally rabies drooling from the mouth.
Can I set you up with him?
Sure.
Can he DM you?
Sure.
Will you respond to the DM?
Sure.
You promise?
I promise.
I want you to respond to the DM while you're driving back to Bakersfield in the car with your boyfriend.
We got our ex-boyfriend.
Ex-boyfriend, excuse me.
Yeah.
Excuse me.
Never.
All right.
You're like, I'll never forget.
By Felicia, somewhere, Count Von Count counts each body counts with a not.
Ah, ah, ah.
I'm Felicia.
It's a very clear instruction.
OK.
Um.
All right, we have.
No, Thank you for the super chat, man.
By the way, thank you, everybody, for all the super chats.
Really appreciate all your patronage tonight.
Bro, I live in Middle America.
45 minutes is going to Walmart.
Got to be a little better.
Look, man, Trader Joe's is 10 minutes away, son.
It's true.
But maybe you can link up with our homegirl over here who lives in a 7,000-person population town.
All right, thank you, man.
Streamlabs is broke.
Sawyer?
Sawyer, you might, I mean, I don't, you probably not.
I'm looking at the over the threshold.
Have you donated?
Are you donating in Canadian dollars?
What's the threshold?
Sawyer, tell me your, if you can send another super chat, Sawyer, Nick, if you can be try to see it coming in.
Sawyer, what are you super chatting under or on Streamlabs?
What's your username that you're using or your name that you're trying to super chat as?
I'll see if I can fix it, but yeah.
Okay, and we have one here from Joe Arvison.
I also play League Yuki ad VCV, or I would be honored to play League together.
Also, Brian, thanks for the show.
I enjoy it.
I was considering traveling the world to find a lady, but some of the ladies you have on give me hope.
Aww, he's a good one.
He's a sweet guy.
This is the first time I've seen a comment actually talk nice about women on this.
Bro, they talk nice about the women all the time.
What are you talking about?
304.
Have you been reading the chat?
Of course, I read the chat all the time.
I read it all the time.
You would know that.
My chat doesn't even use 304 that much.
Dude, it's in every video.
304 is in every video.
Every video.
And I would know because I'm a super fan.
You hate watching.
I watch it to sleep.
And I wake up to you 304.
You will never get a man.
I don't think I've married to a monkey man.
You must be watching a different podcast.
Is your podcast?
No, I never, I almost never say 304.
The only time I'm.
The chat does.
Yeah, the chat does.
But you say you fall asleep listening to the show.
Yeah, and like they say.
You can't hear.
I mean, oh, you're talking about super chats and TTS.
Okay.
And I mean, every single one when there's only fan girls on here, it's 304 this, 304 that, 304 this, 304.
I was like thinking they are kind of technically 304s.
But I was thinking about this.
Like, if I were to come on here, would they call me a 304?
I don't know.
Are you?
I mean, I'm not an OnlyFans model.
Well, I mean, 304 can mean other things.
Like a slut, but like, I'm not a slut.
Are you promiscuous?
No.
Is anybody here promiscuous?
I want to fact-check you.
Oh, God.
All right.
Go ahead.
Okay, well, you said women are more promiscuous than men.
Yes.
That's not true.
It's 100% true.
It's not true.
100% true.
It's not true.
Okay, fact-check me.
Statistics.
What's up?
It literally, I think this.
Oh, shoot, I had a brain frog.
I got you.
I don't like Celsius.
Okay, but it said that since the 80s, they counted this, the promiscuous animity of men and women, and men have always been higher.
But here's the difference, right?
So in order to be promiscuous, you need to be able to act on.
So what you're saying is, is men have a higher sex drive, correct?
Yeah.
Which is true.
Men, biologically, because we have testosterone, have a higher sex drive.
So you would think that that would lead to men being more promiscuous.
And here's the difference, though.
The men who are capable of securing casual sex very easily, those men, yes, are promiscuous.
However, the difference is women have more access to being promiscuous because it's very easy for women to get laid, whereas it's rather difficult for men to get laid, relatively speaking, comparatively speaking.
So less men have access to hookup culture.
So there are more women who engage in hookup culture who are promiscuous than there are men.
And this is evidenced by the fact that they've done studies on this.
They've done surveys.
There are a higher proportion of men between the ages, I believe it's 18 to 29, who in the past year report having who are either virgins or who have not had any sex in the past year.
Also, if we're talking about that, if we're talking about facts, men, the reason why they have a higher testosterone than most is because, you know, to repopulate, you know, you can see that in African culture, a lot of them have multiple different wives and multiple different kids because they have a higher sex drive.
It's normal like that in other different cultures.
It might not be just in America, maybe to you, maybe.
But it's there.
I mean, that's just a biological fact of science.
But men are more promiscuous.
I just fact-checked you.
I literally just debunked what you said, but do you have a response?
Do you have a response to any of the points I've just made?
I mean, can you say it again?
You talk too fast.
I really don't.
I actually talk pretty slow.
No, you don't.
I talk pretty slow.
I think we should talk about.
Hold on, no, no, no, no.
I do want to have, we can come to that, but I do want to have a little back and forth with you on this because you've challenged me on this.
So you literally want me to repeat.
Here, I will pull up the study that I'm referencing.
Eric, it's in the infographics folder.
We've pulled it up before.
Let's see.
We have.
It is the sex frequency chart.
And this is done by the, it's a general social survey.
Oh, shit.
Joptimus, thank you for the 20 gifted subs, man.
Thank you so much.
Really appreciate it.
It's in the infographics folder.
It's young men driving the decline in sex.
It's called sex frequency.
Are you in the infographic?
Sex frequency.
It's coming up here in just a sec.
And what it's going to show is that young men are driving the decline in sex.
The share of men and women between the ages of 18 and 30 reporting no sex in the past year.
Erica, can you?
Is so it's this is 18% of women are reporting no sex.
This is from 2018.
No sex in the past year.
28% of men are reporting having had no sex in the past year.
Wow.
So the 18th less.
So like 10% more men who are not having sex.
So just based off of that alone, I think you can come to the conclusion that women are more promiscuous than men.
There are more women who have access to hookup culture.
Any girl can engage in hookup culture.
There are men who are like average who can maybe get a girlfriend.
They can hook up and they can.
Average dude.
You think like average guys?
They can.
Rich people.
They can.
No, no, no, but I'm talking about an average guy.
Average.
Yeah.
They can get into hookup culture.
No, not really.
It's really hard.
It's pretty hard for men to get laid.
It's not.
Do you think who's excuse the drunk girl?
That's not in a weird way, but literally like go to the city.
I think she means like go to a party.
Go to a party.
It's not that easy.
It is though.
No, it's not.
It is.
It's not.
It is.
It's really not.
It's a guy that doesn't want to walk to go find his partner.
Maybe if you like distance and add a couple more miles to your dating range, it might work out.
Well, I do have a question for you.
So do you think that it's who has it harder when it comes to getting laid?
Men or women?
I'd say men, because men kind of throw themselves at women.
Okay.
And so it's like they don't even need to try.
Well, just because some men throw themselves at other women doesn't mean that other men have it easy, do have it easy.
I mean, just from my town and my high school experience, even the ugly people are getting fucked.
Like, I don't know if you're not.
Sure, but if you have a personality, you're saying that.
Like, personality matters so much.
Here's some more evidence I have for you.
So on dating apps, and dating apps is the primary way that people are now meeting.
Women swipe no on like 90% of dudes.
So you have to understand, like, the vast majority of men are invisible to most women.
Okay, but if you saw what they were no at, you'd understand.
If I saw what?
If you saw what they were doing at that time.
So why are you talking about dating?
I mean, I'm talking about like in-person meeting.
In-person meeting, we know like guys pull more than girls because guys don't pull more than girls.
I mean average guys that are funny and actually have a personality and actually have goals in their lives then maybe but you you're you're adding up these other things.
At the end of the day, it's just it's harder.
It's those other things that make you a different person.
So you just want to be like every other person?
I want to say real quick.
Yes, there are average people in the world.
And because you have no personality.
I have to drive eight hours from home, so I'm going to go.
Rip that.
Oh, that's right.
Oh yeah, you got work at eight in the morning.
And this is like really, really interesting.
Or you, you know what?
What if you stay till 11-11?
That's a lucky number.
That's another six minutes.
Okay.
Yeah, because she's got that drive.
I forgot about that.
She's got that drive.
Yeah.
Look, here's the thing.
Most men are invisible to most women.
Most women can sleep with most men.
Most men cannot sleep with most women.
You disagree with that?
Okay.
There might be a little truth to it.
What do you mean, a little truth?
There's massive truth to it.
Listen, I just don't know why men think now that they have it so hard because when I was growing up in high school and just seeing like party culture and club culture and just like this, you know, just like that's all they did.
And seeing like ugly guys, horrible guys, like maybe they aren't super ugly, but they're just awful personality, you know, I would see them getting laid all the time.
Okay, that's not evidence about that.
Okay, you want evidence?
Look at the rappers and look at all the famous social media stars that are kind of mid and have bagged the big baddest bitches.
I'm talking about the baddest bitches.
So just to be clear, you are.
Are you talking, by the way, this is not a debate about like, we're not talking strictly about physical appearance.
You just referenced men with really high status and who probably make good money.
That's an attraction trigger for women.
Yes.
But how many men are famous rappers and musicians?
A very small proportion of men.
We're talking about for the normal average guy.
We can talk about my problem.
That's why you have to build something with another person.
Not everybody's going to be a rock.
build up their career then oh well like that's why there's always such thing as day ones people who have stayed down with you when you had nothing and believe in your music career and until when you're already up on top and now you actually call yourself a rapper a celebrity they are with you the exception does not prove the rule you're You're looking at these cases of limit yourself.
Like you could be an artist.
You could be that person if you put in the hard work and dedication.
You're saying average people because average people limit themselves to their own fantasy, their own beliefs.
But I'm not average people.
I don't believe or shelter myself in these little shallow thoughts that you have of yourself of saying, oh, average people this, oh, average people that.
Like, okay, be better.
Like, what the fuck is your problem?
You keep talking about a problem, but I don't hear any solutions.
Like, if you want to, like, be better in a better situation, put yourself in a better environment, maybe open your status, maybe open your mind to other people.
There's so many things that, like, you're like, you're the problem of your own thing.
Like, there's no, oh, this guy's, oh, there's girls, maybe girls around you, maybe.
If you put it, if you put it in.
By the way, just to be clear, I'm not necessarily speaking for me.
I'm speaking on the experience on behalf of average or normal guys.
So if you, but I experienced it.
If you're not refreshed.
Oh, you've been there.
Yeah, of course.
I know dating.
I've been on the dating apps.
I know how it is.
Have you had sex?
Yeah.
So what is your current relationship status?
Bro, it's hard for men to get laid.
Point blank period.
No, not really.
If you have enough projection, this is the difference.
Women, you, again, men are invisible to most women, so you're projecting, like, you're only looking at a certain amount of people.
Okay, even be seen by that person.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm talking about a little certain portion.
Okay, if you want to be like dead ass, the whole world would turn their back on you.
Yes, and you as a person and you as a person should turn the world back around and be like, listen, this is me.
Like, this is me as a person and confident and being like, oh, I'm not an average person.
You literally just put yourself in a whole like 80% number.
Why don't you want to be better?
Like, why don't you want to be part of that 5%?
You could be part of that 5% if you put that hard work and dedication, but I guess you're just an average person.
We can talk about average ways.
We can talk about aspirational goals and shit.
The reality is, is that there are normal, average people, and that's kind of what I'm talking about.
With no hobbies, with no goals, nothing, Brian.
They just go along and drift off in line.
Let me have a back and forth with Sophia.
Go ahead.
Maybe like I can't go.
Hey, thank you for coming very much.
Let's say goodbye to the chat.
Why don't you while you're uh say they can't see you give it a little wave?
Hey, thank you for joining us.
We'll have you back sometime.
That sounds good.
Okay, so yeah.
Have a safe drive.
Can you sit in that seat now?
That seat?
Yeah, do you want to just switch?
Me too, I wasn't going to be able to do that.
It's just like that seat.
That seat's open.
So that seat's open.
How am I going to be single forever?
Like, what?
I'm in a relationship.
Y'all mad.
Oh, shoot.
That scared me.
That's funny.
Yeah, you can get pretty wide from it.
I can.
Okay, so.
Here.
You gotta move the mic a little bit.
I know.
Have to chat.
And maybe angle that, yeah.
Okay, that's like.
No, I'm not supposed to.
That's.
That should be good.
Okay, so what was your point that you were making?
Okay, well, one thing I want to say, because I understand where you're coming from about, like, you know, men struggling to just even have sex.
And one thing that not just me, but a lot of girls and a lot of people have talked about nowadays, especially like with my generation, is that guys are like less likely to ask you out on the date.
Like for me, specifically, like all the dates I've been on, I asked him, ask them out, you know?
And I thought that was just a moment.
Can you need to be straight on with the mic, please?
Here, scoot the mic that way.
Toward the edge of the date.
Scoot it that way.
Yeah.
And then angle.
That way.
No, Scoot.
Yep, there you go.
Go ahead.
Okay.
So I understand your point where men are struggling to get laid, I guess.
Well, okay, that was in rebuttal to you saying that men, you wanted to fact-check me, and you said that men are more promiscuous than women.
Well, men are more promiscuous than women.
They're not because they don't have the capability of acting on it.
What do you mean, acting on it?
You need to be capable of.
Men have a higher sex drive, yes.
However, men are not as capable as women when it comes to actually acting on that promiscuity.
It's very easy for a woman to get sex where it's difficult for a man to get sex.
Any single girl here at this table, it's fucking 11 p.m. on a Tuesday.
Like, you could go download Tinder right now.
Fuck a dude tonight.
Most dudes, like, cannot just download Tinder.
No.
No, you cannot just download Tinder and get late at 11 p.m. as a dude.
Even really good-looking guys do that.
No, it's no.
They do.
It's really not that easy.
You think it is because you've had experiences with men who are capable of doing that, who are in the top five, top 10% of men.
But most men don't have that pull with women.
Women swipe no on 90% of the men on dating ass.
And that's one thing I'm saying, though, is like, I can empathize for these men because, like I was saying, is one thing I noticed, like, when I was single, that I, these guys that I was talking to, I asked them out on the date, you know.
We didn't go to dinner or anything, but we just hung out and talked.
And I thought that was just a me thing.
Maybe they're scared to ask me first, or, you know, I just don't care.
And so then I ended up talking to a couple other girls.
And like, then I saw this video about this, about how guys are like maybe shy or scared, or they just don't like the girl, but to ask girls out now.
And it's like becoming a thing, because I've just noticed this so much, like this trend.
So you're arguing that men are much shyer and it's harder for them to get laid?
Well, I don't know why they're not going up to women.
Like what's holding them back from that?
Because of feminism and me too and all that shit.
And because women will fucking put men on blast who like maybe awkwardly approach them.
So men just weave.
So if you go up to a girl, his biggest worries is that she's just going to accuse him of a false allegation or something?
No, not necessarily, but like there's an added layer now with social media.
A lot of men are like, oh, there's like this, because we've seen what's happened, that, you know, there could be potentially a false accusation.
There could be, or he could just get socially dragged and say, oh, this creepy guy approached me.
He didn't do anything wrong, but like, oh, he's kind of creepy or whatever.
And what about it?
And also, like, women are pretty rude, like, a lot of times if you approach them in person.
I think sometimes guys...
Not all the time, but women can be pretty rude.
But another thing, like, you know, how a woman can be pretty rude sometimes.
So men can be rude too.
Not even just the rude thing, but guys can come off as creepy sometimes.
You know, and I'm not saying, oh, if a guy, I dropped my credit card and he gives it back to me and I'm like, oh, he's such a creep.
Like, he followed me.
You know, like, something like that.
I've seen, like, I saw this TikTok of something like that.
This girl was like screaming because a guy was trying to give her her card back.
And I just was like, that's so pathetic.
Oh, well, I mean, there was some video of some woman in a parking lot in like a Walmart or something.
And she was like, some guy approached her and she like yelled at him.
Yeah.
And like, that's the kind of, and then you see, like, you see also those gym TikTok videos where girls like work out in the gym and then there's like a guy who like glances at them for like one second and they fucking blast them.
That's what guys are scared of.
And these guys aren't even, they're not even doing anything wrong.
They're just like innocently, sometimes they're not even looking in their direction.
But like, so there's like this social component now where like people are terrified to get like fucking exposed on social media.
So I mean there's that.
Also, you know, with dating apps, one of the reasons men aren't approaching women in person anymore is they don't really have to because dating apps exist.
It makes it convenient.
It's more convenient so you can just like talk to chicks on dating apps.
So yeah.
I mean but what what let's go back to your original point about you were you were fact checking me saying that men men are more promiscuous than women.
And the study dated to I think 2018 it was 1980 to 2018 and who do you think has higher body counts?
Like if you had to take an average like who's more likely to have a high body count a man or a woman?
Man.
Which in average?
No, it's actually more women have high body counts than do men have high body counts.
Yeah.
You'll have like a small tier of men who have like insanely high body counts and then you'll have a much larger proportion of women who have like mid to high body counts and then you'll have a ton of guys who like have low and then like or just zero.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Are you familiar with the term incel?
Yeah.
Involuntarily celibate.
Can a woman be involuntarily celibate?
I saw your video on this.
Fem cells don't exist and fuck them.
Yeah, I'm on Brian's side.
Okay.
But why is there a phenomenon where there are men who are incapable, who are involuntarily celibate, who are incapable of getting laid, but that same phenomenon really does not exist for women?
Wouldn't that suggest if men were more promiscuous than women, how can it also be true that there are men who are just incapable of getting laid?
I mean, we can't deny it.
Incels, majority of the time are creeps, awful people.
Not necessarily.
They don't have a nice body or they just don't have a nice personality.
That's the only thing I could say to you.
Is there on 4chan talking about that?
No, okay.
I doubt you want to be scrolling Instagram and see a dad bod as something that you would get arousal to.
So as a female with ass and titties, that's the first thing that a guy would see before your personality.
And that's what guys don't have.
They don't have that ass and titties to wow a girl to, you know, to be like, oh, okay, like, I'm trying to impress you.
Like, you know how nature gives like people, like the peacocks, like feathers to show the female.
Like for a guy, they don't have that.
They have to have a nice body, well abs, six packs, and stuff like that.
But most people overlook the fact.
And you just need to work on your personality because that's what it is nowadays.
Because you're communicating.
You're going to be with this person.
If they have a shitty personality, why would you want to be or place yourself in a room with this person?
So, I mean, you can love them with a dad bod, yes, eventually.
But would it be an eye catcher?
Wow.
No, it's not.
So average men who are looking average looking with no money or a below minimum wage type, but will get hard.
It will be harder to find a female.
Yes, I would have not.
I mean, to touch on what you said, so you said that there are things that men can do to like level up.
Like they can become funny or have a good personality or become successful.
And maybe they're not the best looking guy, but they can do things through their personality or ambition or success or money or status to become attractive to women.
The difference is that women, you can just be 18 and be attractive or not even be physically attractive and still get like insane amounts of dicks.
Exactly.
We've had, just add one thing.
We've had women on the show who are like below average in physical appearance who we had one girl say that she had a sex addiction and she was like overweight.
No offense to her, but she was, she was, I'm just stating the facts here.
Don't shoot the messenger.
She happened to be overweight.
She wasn't particularly good looking.
I'd say she would, I don't, I'm not going to read it.
Was it the blue dress girl?
No, she was wearing a pink thing.
In any case, look, overweight, not particularly attractive.
She was able to sleep with six guys in the night.
She slept with six dudes in the night.
Her body count was 140.
Hold on.
Her male looks equivalent would be incapable of doing that exact same thing.
But like, is it women's fault that men are so desperate and corny?
Like, that's the thing is, I feel like in this argument sometimes, and I'm not saying you're doing this, but some people who do also argue with this, you know, take on what we're doing is still try to blame it on us.
You know, I mean, I don't know if you've seen that before, but it's like men are choosing to be easy.
They are choosing the low of the low and having sex with her.
But yet it's woman's fault that she chose that.
Honestly, every guy I know so far that has openly talked about their body all have a bad body.
Yeah.
That's all I know.
Because I think men have a bad body.
I think generally speaking, men and women, like we kind of view sex a little bit differently.
We have different priorities.
Women don't prioritize sex the same way that men do.
And that's why I'm not going to be able to do that.
I did want to chime in on that.
And the only person that has really got to me and I have understood is Rollo, the godfather pill of the red pill.
It's that age, the party, the party season or the party theory where you're 18 to 26.
And after that, you're just, no guy would ever want you because you're already high mileage.
And it's, but it's not the option.
Like as a female, like let's say a guy breaks your heart.
Okay, well, fuck that guy.
There's like six other guys in my DM box that are screaming for my attention, so I'm gonna go entertain them.
And what it basically is, is that like you understand, like a fire, you know, if you throw more wood to the fire, the fire will go blaze.
But, you know, once a certain, you know, time passes, the fire will slowly die down.
And it's just like that with women's age.
Like, you know, we're kind of like exotic fruit to guys.
Like, it's, it's as ugly as I say, it sounds like it's exactly what it is.
But we also have different shortcomings, too.
I think, like, to kind of piggyback off of what both of you are saying, so I'm not going to deny that for average men, it's maybe more difficult to approach women or be successful sexually.
But this is the way that I understand things: is that women are the gatekeepers of sex and men are the gatekeepers of relationships.
So, with that being said, I think that because women are prioritizing romance or love or something a bit more substantial, which is why they have a higher or a more rigorous criteria that you'd have to fit, or they have more conditions for their love.
Whereas men, I think, in this current space or in this, I guess, discussion, they are only looking for physical satiability.
So, I think that that has something to do with the reason why we're not seeing eye to eye is because we're not looking for the same things.
No, I would chime in on that.
It is very true that we are not seeing shit from eye to eye, but honestly, like, you know, how women are more emotionally vested when that just happens.
You put everything in a relationship when that just ends, and you know, you feel like your world is shattering on you, and you have like this big hole in your heart.
And as a female, and you're in your parting years, you feel like you could fill that hole with more bodies, and you think that the more guys that you sleep with, they'll love you for who you are, which is not true.
And it has been proven, but you know, it's more of a nobody thinks like that at that moment.
It's like I'm hurt, I want to, I want to start over, I don't know where to stand on.
So, they usually seek comfort in physical affection, and what you get out of physical affection is through sex.
And I would say that, you know, after that one night, we as females who are under, you know, people with under 10 body counts, they still get to have that, you know, emotional connection with that person.
But people who are like 10 over will not start losing how to get connections with the guy and they will never see the guy's relationship material.
I also think that another component to add to this is kind of like the dynamic between men and women.
I think that there is, because there's like a discrepancy between what we're looking for, I think that there is kind of like this like projection process that's happening.
So, like, I think that it's really frustrating for men to be hit with rejection because what they're looking for is something that's very, very intimate.
And a lot of these, a lot of these behaviors that we see from both men and women are fueled by women having to navigate a new space where, because before women's value was directly derived from how much a man valued them or like how much, how attractive they are.
And that was basically just what it was for a long time.
And so now we're in a different space where we have to find our value and we're navigating this without having it be just our looks or just what we can give physically.
So I think that that's a new element that we're not really, that we haven't really discussed a lot, but I think it really, a lot of these behaviors, both the desperate ones on both ends, derive from this particular thing.
I would say it's more like a little sad stage, like the little time period where you are trying to figure yourself out and what to do like the next forward.
And in those times at times, a lot of thoughts are in your head of what you can do, what you will do, or what's going to happen in the future.
And I feel like those people who have been in toxic relationships feel this more, either in the relationship themselves or just in general afterwards, that they can't find that social placing.
For guys, when you do hurt a guy, they just do go back to the gym, work on themselves, family, and then until they find another female or they are more comfortable with themselves to access, let a female access them emotionally.
Everyone has their own process with dealing with pain or kind of dealing with heartbreak, and I think that a lot of it has to do with, I guess, maybe I'm also kind of putting my own projection on it because like when I got broken up with or whatever, I didn't have to fill a void, but I know that that's how a lot of women feel like they're being valued or loved because that's what they're seeking, right?
It's like this emotional comfort or something or something of the sort.
Tiffany, what do you think?
Huh?
Huh?
I'm thinking about driving home.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, word.
Word?
Okay.
Anybody here on this side of the table want to weigh in on the conversation?
Any thoughts?
Sure, I'll volunteer.
Isn't it like the, what's that saying where a lock that can be opened by any key is like a useless lock and the key that can be the key to lock method about human bodies?
No, it's just females in general because us as females have that opening in who we choose to open our legs for.
We have that option.
It's a choice that we have.
It's not the guys that are trying to force you to have sex with you.
It's you choosing to take off your clothes and to have this like moment with this person.
It's an analogy to call a woman when ran through.
Yes, because it's your choice to open your legs for these men.
Female biology?
What are you talking about?
What?
How do females have sex?
Do you think you get loose to enter the key inside the lock hole?
No, it's an analogy.
She's using an analogy.
I know, I'm talking about the analogy.
And the analogy is to call a woman ran through.
Yeah.
Yes, because she chooses to open her legs.
So the funny part about Disney, all the females in Disney are hardworking.
They do dedicate themselves to their dream.
They don't let the night squad run through them first before they're finally prince charming.
Just letting you know that.
You think a Disney princess lets the whole kingdom access her?
No.
I think Nikki would be really good in a zombie apocalypse, like if she was your survival partner.
I feel like that's really like Nikki would be really try to kill me.
Did you drop Nikki?
You dropped something?
That's been wrong.
But you would, like, if we formed a zombie survival squad like Nikki, we would have to ask you to please.
You can't have the nails.
No nails in the zombie apocalypse.
We got it.
You know, we need your.
When that happens, I'll bite them off.
I'll risk the $75,000.
I want Yuki on my squad or the zombie apocalypse.
I want you on my squad.
That aim is a match.
I know, right?
What'll make her weigh in on anything?
I zoned out.
She's okay.
Yuki, what about you?
Okay, all right.
Well, I think we're.
One last quick thing here with Sophia because I don't think she's managed to have been convinced.
Sophia.
Your whole head was in the frame.
So you know the whole back of your head.
Yeah, she's loving the attention now.
She can read the chat.
I can't read the chat.
They're like, Sophia, wave.
Guys, please don't send for Sophia.
She's a.
She's a radical feminist.
That's a yikes.
That's a yikes.
Okay.
I'm a men's.
Actually, I'm a men's opportunist.
What?
What?
And hold on.
Let me think.
An activist.
I'm a men's activist.
I don't see like opportunism.
I didn't mean to say opportunism.
Being a radical feminist and an advocate for men is like diametrically opposed.
I mean, I just kind of choose radical feminism because I align with some of their points rather than with liberal feminism.
What are the radical feminist points?
I mean, like, with sex work.
Like, I don't want sex work at all.
Is that really a radical?
Well, I guess there's like two sides.
So there's two sides of feminism.
There's one side of feminism where it's like, go sex work.
Like, it's fine.
Like, you should be empowering.
It's empowering and you should be able to do whatever you want.
And nobody should judge you for doing sex work.
And the other side of it is sex work is like predatory and it's evil men who are forcing.
Although now with OnlyFans, it's like they're doing it themselves.
That's the thing, though, is even with OnlyFans, like a man made that action.
Yeah, he's still mad.
Like, you know, he's getting a lot of people.
Yeah, but it's dominant.
What gender dominates OnlyFans?
But that's the thing is, I mean, I don't know if you saw this, but I saw this, and it was rampant on social media where when OnlyFans was just kind of first coming out and people were like, oh, like I'm, when I turn 18, I'm going to make an OnlyFans and make a million dollars.
And like this and that, like it was kind of like preying on young girls that are freshly turned 18 to do OnlyFans and start in OnlyFans and just like romanticizing that.
But as a person, you shouldn't fall like under pressure to anybody else's opinions but yours.
What do you guys have to do with that?
What about Charlie Sheen's daughter?
Yeah, and she started in OnlyFans and he like got mad.
But she wanted to do it.
Only Richards or Denise Richards, the mom, she was like proud of her and she was like, I'll start my own.
Well, I think Denise Richards was kind of wanting to start her own anyway.
Yeah.
But that's a little side digression.
Yeah, she started her own.
Here, let me do the super chat.
Okay, we have Maramore.
Hey, thank you, man.
LOL, please, Brian.
Some need slow motion knowledge.
Men want it more.
Women provide it more.
LOL.
Real men want low body count.
Yep.
What do you want to be?
Are you asking me what I want to be?
I'm not really sure about that.
Yo, thank you for all the super chats tonight, man.
Really appreciate it.
I think this is your first time tuning in.
Yo, send me a DM on Instagram or an email, brian at whatever.com.
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So shoot me a DM on Instagram.
Thank you so much, man.
And yeah.
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Okay, before we wrap up here pretty soon, maybe we'll do a short 10-15 minute after-show.
Anyone final thought before we wrap up here pretty soon?
Anybody?
I had a great time.
Well, thank you very much for coming.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
This was an interesting experience.
I'll say that.
It was an interesting condo.
Yeah, it went all over the place at one point.
And you were Austin Powers.
I know.
We went there.
And then we were googling really hard at one point.
And I was trying so hard to stifle myself.
And that was a strange thing.
You guys were laughing.
I was so hard to keep it in.
You didn't hear this?
$100.
Brixon, I voted to make Attavan Sophie a regular.
Do you want to be a regular on the show?
A regular?
Yeah.
Sure.
Can you get it?
Yeah.
Yeah, her boyfriend will driver.
Her boyfriend and driver.
Just make sure you have a meme shade.
No shade, you guys.
I like Sophie.
I saw the chat say that I was hating on Sophie and I'm not.
I don't mean to be.
That was like a long time ago.
I mean, no, that's okay.
Keep hating.
You should keep hating.
I mean, happy bitches.
Happy bitches ain't hating, and hating bitches ain't happy.
There you go.
I'm rising.
Doc Venablis.
Thank you for the so okay.
Did anybody have any final thought?
I know.
Zip it.
Zip it.
Zip it, Sophia.
Zip it good.
I'm also, yeah, I am only 24.
I'm not older than 24.
I saw you had to clarify ID.
No, they were like, if she knows Diablo and Babis and Butthead, there's no way she's in her 20s.
So I can know things from the 80s, like deepesh mode, and I don't have to be, you know, yo, chat.
Should I, speaking of the 80s and 90s, should I bring on the American gladiators?
I don't know if any of you have seen that Netflix documentary.
I'm thinking about trying to bring on the gladiators, the American Gladiators.
In any case, I don't know what that is.
Okay, I'm derailed.
Anyone, final thought, question?
I mean, I guess your sister was on the show.
Did I mention that earlier?
No.
My sister was on the show.
Her sister was on the show.
She got eaten alive on here.
Oh, really?
The mic is like really blocking your face this entire time.
I feel like we need a posture chair.
You're little, so you got to angle that down.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Yeah, we do.
We tried.
I only buy two.
Yeah, you're so small over there.
I only buy it on Wednesdays.
So thanks, God.
This is the first time I can see the chat because I don't have my glasses.
Are they saying nice things or mean things?
We love you, Cynthia.
Wait, Sophia, Sophia.
What?
Nah, I don't know.
It's kind of lame.
Hold on, hold on.
What's something and I'm not sure?
That was stupid.
What are classes?
I was going to do some.
No, I thought you were.
Will you do it if I say it?
I mean, I know it's like what?
Give them the glow.
Okay, here's 3,000.
This is what you have to do.
First off, can you?
God, that's so dumb.
Can I do what?
You're halfway there, dude.
I'm going to get canceled.
I'm not going to do it.
Never mind.
I'll tell you after expose them.
You're going to expose them?
I mean, you.
I mean, you didn't do a great job fact-checking me earlier.
I still don't agree with you on that whole thing.
Men are more promiscuous.
Okay, well, I'll have you.
If you're down to stay in a little extra minutes after the show, I'll have you on the after-show if you want, and we can chop it up then since we had a back and forth on that.
Anybody else final thought before we wrap up here?
Oh, I do.
If you're an influencer, please don't claim you're an influencer if you just brag about your lifestyle, your money, or just anything that doesn't influence anybody in any type of way.
So white people.
I mean, yeah, but there's like some people who deserve a platform and others.
No, it's not only white people.
I am white.
You are a racist, Sophia.
Just here, I want you to look into this camera right here.
They don't need it.
Look into this camera, look into the camera, and be like, hi, my name's Sophia, and I'm a racist.
Hi, my name is Sophia, and I love white people.
Okay.
She loves white people.
I'm Paquito.
I'm Paquito.
Good times.
Okay.
Well, this has been fun.
We definitely have a lot to, there's a lot to unpack, and I think that if you have an open mind, I'm definitely down to discuss with you more at a later time, though, because I got work.
Yeah, I'm right.
It's going to be 2 a.m. by the time I get home.
But we have a lot to discuss, I will say.
Word?
Yeah, we can have you back on the show sometime.
Oh, okay.
Well, thank you.
Word, we're going to do it.
All right, cool.
So, here's what we're going to do.
I'm going to ask Sophia to join me for the after-show.
Yuki, do you want to join for the after-show?
Maybe, yeah.
Okay.
And then anybody else want to kick it or?
I'm going to have to wait until my broke ass gets my ride to come.
Okay, we'll figure it out.
Those of you who want to leave, that's fine.
Oh, we're staying here.
So, okay, guys.
Hold on, let me put it here.
Okay, guys, we're going to do a 10-minute after-show, 15-minute after-show.
But I just want to say last call.
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Thank you for tuning in tonight.
You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me.
I appreciate that.
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Thank you to all our chat mods.
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Oh, the one thing I did forget was our types.
We're done beefing.
TikTok types.
Last question.
Are you in a rush?
Types?
We could talk about types.
Okay, we'll do types five minutes and then we're gonna.
I will properly end it.
Okay.
We also didn't touch on OnlyFans at all either.
Does anyone here have OnlyFans?
I just like stole your you started it?
What do you mean?
You have an OnlyFans.
He has an OnlyFans.
I have an OnlyFans video.
Does anyone else have anything?
Do you link in the bio?
Like, do you post content?
OnlyFans.com/slash whatever.
Wow, it's your hands and feet, huh?
Nah, it's just like a meme.
We have pictures of Kiki on there.
That's funny.
Of course you do.
BestrealDolls.com.
I don't think the chat minds that at all.
Yeah.
It's been like three hours, girl.
Sophia, Sophia.
Sophia, can you?
Looking into this camera, looking at you.
Sophia.
Are you able to touch your elbows together?
Sophia.
Sophia, move your hair.
Move your hair.
We gotta see your boobs, so we don't want to tell you.
Hang on, show us Sophia's tit.
Let's not do that.
No, definitely that.
Okay, so we're gonna go around the table starting with you.
What is your type?
Into the mic, please.
Okay, let me see.
You like white guys, short guys, funny guys, rapper guys, face tattoo guys?
What's your time?
Who's your dream guy?
Dream guy.
Do you have a celebrity crush?
No.
No?
I don't know, like, honestly.
Do you like skinny guys, muscular guys?
Maybe muscular.
You like muscular?
Yeah.
You like blondes, brunettes?
I don't really care about that.
Blue eyes, brown eyes.
It's all fine.
It's all fine.
It's all the same.
Obese.
You like obese men?
No.
A little cushion for the push and something to keep you warm at night.
Cruelty, I don't know.
Maybe.
That's only for the winter sign.
Okay.
Big voice is.
Okay, Gabrielle.
Pick you up.
Is there an uh or is it just Gabrielle?
Gabriella.
Gabriella.
What's your type?
So my type is a nerdy.
I thought you a little bit.
A nerdy guy who is also into.
It's got really good technique, by the way.
That's good.
That's good.
A nerdy guy who's also into fitness and loves the outdoors because I'm very outdoorsy and they have to like hiking.
They just have to be taller than me, but probably not shorter than 5'5 or 5'6 And work a similar schedule to me because I work like eight to like six during the day.
Word I prefer taller, but my last couple relationships.
Yeah, the Becky Oak girl.
But I'm just gonna say it doesn't matter.
But the last couple people that I've seen have all been shorter than me.
Bullshit.
No, for real.
Stop the cap.
I'm not capping.
I don't believe that.
I'm 5'10.
Oh, wait, you're a bad person.
Yeah.
I'm a big girl.
But yeah, that's, I mean.
You're a fucking liar.
You're a fucking liar.
Are you calling me a fucking liar?
You're a fucking liar.
You're a fucking liar yourself.
Look at you.
Whoa.
Wow, that got heavy.
Okay.
so short you like short dudes who i don't like well i mean i don't have like a hard fast preference Like, they have to be six feet or above.
Word.
But, you know.
But it'd be nice.
I'd prefer it.
But I mean, it's not a deal breaker.
Word.
Okay.
What about you?
Your type?
My type.
It's pretty much a big question mark.
I just, I'm cool with anybody that is honest, integral, and has good values.
It doesn't help or it doesn't, sorry, it doesn't hurt if they're like taller than me, which is.
I know you're not getting attention right now, Sophia, but maybe just relax for a little bit, okay?
We'll get to you soon.
You'll get to speak soon.
Bro, if I was 37, I'd have to have a lot of work done to look as good as I look.
Yeah, you're sitting there.
And I'm not even there.
We'll get to you soon, Sophia, okay?
Yeah.
I know it's hard to not have attention for a few minutes.
Like crazy.
No, I'm sorry.
Well, but anyway, sorry.
So, like, it doesn't.
Into the mic.
Being taller doesn't hurt, but it's not required.
And then probably someone with good, sturdy hands and good arms like that.
And a nice smile and kind eyes.
It's not bad, though.
You know, that's okay.
Look at this.
Look, they don't look busted up.
You know what I mean?
Like, at least they look like semi-manicured, and that's fine.
I should be a hand model.
You could.
For like feminine male products.
You know what?
I don't know.
It's like, here's some soy.
Okay.
Tiffany, what about you?
What's your type?
The soy in question.
You like Italian, guys?
Because I think you're Italian, right?
Yeah, I am Italian.
Yes.
You speak Italian?
I do not speak Italian.
That's my dad's fault.
No, I just like, I think, I don't even know, dude.
You just have to have something going in your life.
You have to have some want to have a better life for yourself.
Honestly, some ambition, something.
That's fine.
I like that too.
And you have to be taller than me.
I'm 5'2, so you at least have to be taller than me.
Sorry.
You're like, it's not that hard.
Word.
That's it.
Okay, what about you?
They have to be comfortable wearing those sweats, pajamas, just everywhere with me.
Anime.
Everywhere?
Not everywhere.
He knows how to dress.
He has to dress.
He has to dress it up.
Yeah, dressing is a big, you know.
Dressing's a big one.
But he has to, I can't eat for shit.
So he has to be.
Bro, what are you doing, Sophia?
Trying to get you to do something.
Oh, my God.
It's my friend.
It was my friend.
Just drop your phone.
I put boob.
Stop interrupting Nikki, bro.
Boob.
How dare you?
You're besties.
Like, I don't know what.
Are you, but are you dear friends or are you just besties?
We're best friends now.
I don't know.
I've been the best friend.
Why?
Y'all have a little powwow over there.
I don't saw that.
So.
I'm sorry, Nikki.
Keep going.
Somebody that I can build.
Like, I like to build things with somebody, like, like an empire, like, anything like that.
Like, you know, an empire, Vikia Furniture.
Like, second marriage, and she had her own business.
Like, I think with traditional, like, traditional con or whatever the fuck they call it, they've messed it up and warped it so much because, like, a woman, like, okay, the divorce.
Like, just in case someone gets.
By the way, I have a hat here.
Just in case someone gets divorced.
Just in case someone.
Oh, it looks good.
I know, dude.
Those are honestly kind of cool.
That looks good.
I got it on right.
But just in case they get divorced, the woman, she will be fucked.
Like, completely fucked.
And so, like, you can be like traditional and you can be a housewife, but also have a plan B. You always will need a plan B.
He could die.
You're not in the will.
You know, maybe he didn't even make the will yet.
Like, you know, it's just, you never know what's going to happen.
So don't ever, ever, ever be dependent on one person because something can happen.
They can take that away and you will have nothing.
And, you know?
And I just think that, like, with the traditional.
Are you talking about like in the sense of like a prenup, or are you talking about, you know, in general, in general like okay, because like with traditional marriage, like their marriages and like kind of intersects with RED PILL and all that well, but RED PILL really hates divorce, and I mean traditional they do too, but like you know, they're well, they value families, so they're not super divorce happy, but they're like you know.
But they aren't like how the RED Pillars are about divorce.
It's, it's different flavor yeah, so like I just feel like they're more I am empathetic.
I wouldn't bring up the RED Pillars, they're all.
I'm like new to the red pill sphere.
Honestly, I would say, like within the past, like too much of guys that like are into traditional stuff to a whole nother level.
Like they base every female off a body cam, off of the way that they see religions, like they take those girls and think we're all like that, which that's kind of exactly like.
Well, that's how they thrive.
That's how they, like, loop everybody into one group.
Which, that's why, like, I kind of came on here today because some of the guys in the chat in Brian's podcast, just the way that, like, one girl will say something, and I'm just like, that's, like, that's crazy.
Like, that would never come out of my mouth, and I don't know any other girls that would do something like that or talk like that.
And I just, like, they take that one girl and then use it to... as an archetype to kind of discuss.
all.
I hope all women are like her.
No, you talking shit someone.
No, what you gonna do about it?
Don't talk about it, be about it, run your hands.
I wanted one of those, but i'll stick with this.
Hold on.
If I give you one of those, you have to wear it for the rest of the show.
Which and a half hour.
Where did you get that though?
That's kind of lie.
It's pretty good looking at that.
I know it's a good one.
I like that shit.
I like the one with the, the gold and the black.
That's cool.
i guess every after-hour show is we're all wearing a helmet yeah everybody's been wearing some hats girl oh my gosh that is crazy that's actually kind of dope that's pretty cool that's pretty cool i yeah i'm surprised i can see your eyes still i didn't think the black one you didn't even give me the one i wanted you want you like i thought you were okay oh i didn't know there was a preference are we talking about helmets what are we talking about
this matches my outfit she's been celibate for seven months okay i'm sorry i'm sorry that's an accomplishment obviously it feels like a sad accomplishment okay Did you share your type or did you just start rambling about something?
Oh, hold on.
I remember that.
Victor Apostolo.
Just want to advocate that my wife is dependent on me on many aspects.
I'm the only person she is dependent on financially, emotionally, and many other aspects.
I am, however, dependent on only her in May aspects.
That is a true family.
Much love B. That's cute.
Yo, Victor, thank you for the TTS man.
Really appreciate it.
That's cute.
That's a good balance.
Good to see you in the chat, Victor.
Okay.
As long as it's healthy, that's good.
But I'm like, I'm not trashing on that, but it's just like some of these traditional family archetypes, it's kind of dangerous for a woman to have a kid like, you know, in her 20s, never like started a career or built her career.
And what if something goes wrong?
Like, what if she gets divorced?
Well, I feel like that's why you gotta choose really carefully.
You know, most of you are.
What was it?
You know, I'm hoping a lot of people have still that, you know, fairy tale like imagination.
They think like thinking exactly.
So they rush into something that they think is love.
But in most cases, if a guy is providing for you financially in every other case, then he's slowly going to stop losing interest in you if you don't put anything on the table as well.
That's supposed to be coming out.
Tuck it back into your health.
I'm sure that's supposed to be a lot of fun.
It takes a lot, you know, especially if you are so dependent on this person financially and emotionally as well.
Since us females emotionally invest too, it's like a harder way to just think of a plan B if you own if your person is plan A, plan A all the time.
Nikki, I'm not gonna lie, you're looking fine in that.
I know she's actually good, right?
She's looking at it fits and it matches your outfit.
It brings out the straight shit costume.
All right, we have a super chat here.
Dust and dent and thing for the hundred.
Does a 68-inch guy, 38, white guy in California count, own a home out of a lot of age brackets?
68-inch?
That's like five.
Are you talking about like what is he talking about?
I think he's talking about obesity.
I think he's.
No, no, no.
That's a high thing, but you don't say your actual height and feet.
You say in inches.
So it's like 5'3, 5.
Like, that's very, his age is 38.
He's 68 inches tall.
Yes.
Oh, wow.
Can we do some math?
68 divided by 12.
68 inches.
No, no, no.
It's 5.66 repeating, of course.
What are you doing, Sophia?
Could we possibly round up to seven?
Could we make that a seven?
I don't know what the bombs are talking about.
Do you think that we could round that up and make that a seven?
Okay, I don't know what's going on.
So what is he 5'8?
Wait, Sophia, did you share your type?
Because I need to share my type.
Okay, my type, like, oh, okay.
I like really used to like white guys.
I really used to like white guys.
Oh, you used to like white guys?
White guys?
I mean, still now.
That's five.
It's still there, but then I ended up dating a black guy.
Wow.
Once you go to the bottom of the bag.
Does your boyfriend never go back?
Wait.
Your current boyfriend is the one who's waiting to your ex-boyfriend who drove you here.
Okay, cool.
But also, besides that, no, besides that, like, I was like, white guys, white guys, white guys, I need to need white guys.
Fuck with a white guy, your credit get right.
I mean, I fuck with a white guy.
And then once you go white, your credit get right.
This is kinda.
Okay, um, yeah, he was Indian, and I really liked him.
So, like, I feel like when I have preferences, like, I'm still not too stuck to it.
You know what I mean?
Good.
Still open to other things.
I feel that too.
Word.
Word.
Like, you can like.
I've written this down because I've got a list.
So.
You like big labia.
We already know.
Whoa.
He's very vocal about that.
That's true.
Okay.
I like short, petite women.
Shorter the better.
If her height doesn't start with four, she ain't the one.
Yeah, I heard I was watching an episode and I heard you say that.
I'm like, so tiny.
Yeah, no, I like short girls.
Short is good.
I think here's a pickup.
I would date brother's the same way.
He likes them real short.
Hey, look, if women like tall men, tall men like short men.
That's not a problem.
And then he's a preference.
But here's the thing.
For me, it's not like that's not a make or break or a deal breaker.
I'll date a woman who's even taller than me.
Like, so it's not like, oh, she's got to be short.
I would date a woman who's taller than me.
I'll date a woman who's my height.
Don't really.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And how was that?
Was it like a session with your chest?
Was it okay?
Like, did you find anything?
Yeah, honestly, though, I'm not.
If I could be totally 100%, I think that sex is a little more awkward with a taller chick.
If I can be honest, it's not, it's still good, but it's like, I feel like the puzzle piece.
I don't, yeah, I don't like that.
I'm sure.
It's still good.
Don't get me wrong.
Shit.
Well, sex is good.
It's still good.
But like, certain positions are a little more difficult with like tall women, whereas like a girl who's like, I'd say anywhere from like 5-4 down, it's actually.
What the fuck?
I've heard it.
No, there was a fuzz.
That was me just, I wasn't trying to do anything.
I'm sorry.
Oh, okay.
It's all good.
It's all good.
So let's see.
Slight preference for dark hair.
Slight preference for blue eyes.
Hold on, I don't.
Look, slight preference here.
Let's see.
I like women who smile with their eyes.
No makeup or little makeup.
Not a big fan of makeup.
Yeah.
You okay, Sophia?
Or do you need some attention really quick?
Okay.
I don't think she's okay.
So I don't like acted upon body dysmorphia.
So that means like plastic surgery.
Okay, augmentations of any kind.
Plastic surgery, excessive makeup.
So I mean, BBL, fake tits, lipo.
I would like lash extensions and stuff like that, too.
Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of that.
Natural?
The more natural, the better.
The more natural, the better.
Like if she wears a bit of eyeliner, if she has earrings, she has a bit of color in her hair, that's not a big thing.
But it's more like the more extreme it becomes, the less attractive it is for me.
So definitely like with plastic surgery, don't like BBL, don't like fake tits, don't like lipo.
And for all of these, for example, I'd prefer a girl who's like flat versus a girl with fake tits.
Even if she was totally flat before and then she got fake tits, I would have preferred her with you just like her to be natural as natural as possible, right?
As natural as possible.
And then BBL.
What if she was gifted, though?
What if she had like mommy milkers and they were 100% natty?
Big boobs, big boobs.
Mommy milkers and naddy, like natural boobs are nasty.
I'd say I'm more of a NAS guy, but like big boobs are nice.
Small boobs are nice.
It's all good.
It's all good.
Let's see.
Oh, large labia.
Clearly, right?
Is that the hill that you're going to die on?
Is that the hill that you're going to die on?
Or are you okay if there's others?
No, I'm fine.
Look, it's not, again, it's not a deal-breaker, deal maker.
Just I do have a preference.
Look, I'm a fan.
Women have preferences.
Women like big dicks.
I like that.
I've actually heard contrary.
I think average is what women usually say.
Sophia, relax, you fucking ADD motorboat.
She hasn't had attention.
Oh, wait.
You guys are kind of matching.
You guys have the plaid vibe going on.
I do.
Word.
Yeah.
I just know.
She doesn't like white guys.
She doesn't like white guys.
Yeah.
I mean, hey, she's speaking to the contrary, Brian.
Okay.
I don't know.
What's the labia situation?
Oh, my God.
What's it looking like downstairs?
Confirm or deny, is it?
Confirm or deny?
What are you rocking?
Are you an innie or an outy?
Innie or outie?
I plead the fifth.
Okay.
She has a penis.
Oh my god, and I'd say, generally speaking, I like more introverted women, kind of nerdy, shy women over like really like super out there.
No.
Yeah, because I feel like I'm more introverted, so I prefer more.
I prefer more like calm women.
I like women who don't drink, don't party.
I don't party or go to bars or clubs or anything like that.
So like kind of more mellow chicks, introverted, they're a bit on the shy side, like it.
So how do you think that you're going to meet that then?
If you don't go out or anything like that.
Oh, in the library.
No, I don't know.
Or maybe common interest groups or something.
I don't know.
She's going to be playing WOW.
Or that.
Yeah.
She'll be on the show.
Cool.
I know she'll be on the podcast.
I don't know.
There might be some other shit too.
Soft-spoken women's good too, I reckon.
Oh, STEM.
If they study STEM, that's good.
That's good.
You got that math brain.
There you go.
Boom.
Mafia Math.
I'm so not good.
The robotic stuff is not.
I know.
You'd be studying that.
You was doing all kinds of math over there, and I was like, that's nuts.
That's so much stuff.
It's like all of the logic is kind of like that.
Zip it.
Right.
Zip it, Sophia.
Zip it.
Cool.
Zip it good.
Okay, so, okay, we're going to wrap up.
If we will do like a brief 10-minute after-show.
So, guys, thank you for tuning in tonight.
I know I'm repeating myself at this point.
Hit the like button on your way out.
Thank you, everyone, for coming.
Thank you for watching.
Excuse me, any women who want to be on the show, DM out whatever.
We will be live again Sunday, 7 p.m. Pacific.
We got a good show planned, so be sure to tune in for that.
We'll see you guys next time.
Hope you guys have a good night.
Follow me.
And hang out for a couple minutes afterwards if you want.
We're going to be doing an after-show.
All right.
Good night, guys.
Can we have a moment of silence?
07's in the chat.
07's in the chat.
What?
Can we have a moment of silence for all the soldiers that lost their lives defending our great country?
Oh, I thought I thought you were about to say something related to like the Spartans, the 300.
I guess we could do that too.
Okay, moment of silence also for the Spartans.
The Battle of Troy.
Is this on OnlyFans?
Okay, well, that's not the moment of silence that we was talking about, but I'm not going to get home until two.
I'm not going to get into either.
Gotta go.
But this has been a very interesting experience.
Yeah, it was a pleasure.
I'm sorry.
Oh, no.
Sure.
Kiki was all of them.
I'd hug her too, but she didn't eat it.
It was a pleasure.
Thank you, Tab.
I'm not really sure.
Have a good episode.
Oh, my God.
I've played all my other episodes, and you really do.
Oh, my God.
I guess that's a Gemini.
Okay.
Well, I'm afraid of it.
Here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to have.
Oh, you're not going to keep it on here.
Do you want me to keep it on?
I will see you die.
I'm going to wear one.
I think, Nikki, if you're down, I'll have you and Sophia join the show.
I thought that you were Ukrainian at first with your accent.
You kind of sounded a little bit like my stepbrother.
So how long have you ever seen this?
Why is she here?
I'm going to be losing a little bit of tea, but I don't know if you can't save it.
I'm sorry.
Well, will you miss her?
Or do you kind of like it here?
Mom, you've made a whole bunch of new friends tonight.
Hello, you guys.
Thank you so much for coming.
Appreciate it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll stick with the shoes on.
No, I. For the record, I'm getting picked up in my own car.
America.
Just for the record, I'm getting picked up and it's my car.
Wait, how does that work?
So we.
He has classic cars, and so my car is the only car that could make it here.
Yeah, so we use my car for everything.
So I do offer a little bit.
I do have some to offer.
Oh, shit.
Somebody said nobody cares.
Someone said nobody cares?
Well, he's mad because he's sitting behind a screen.
Okay.
You're still watching me to check.
So, Nikki, I'm going to have you sit in that chair over there.
This middle one or afar?
The one far over there where Gabby was sitting on?
Should be over here.
Right here.
Right here.
Yes.
Yes.
I don't know how his OCD works.
I don't know.
Yo, Sophia.
Take a seat.
And is it?
Oh, Daniel Mayson.
Yeah, 11.
I thought.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know if my number that's going to be.
No, 11.
This is for the audio.
We're going to get started here in a sec, guys.
This is an exchange.
Okay, let's do the gear.
Does she look pretty?
No, it's like higher than the car.
You guys want to get rid of me?
Oh, there's some mad.
I don't know.
It was us about it.
Alright, entertain.
Entertain.
I will try.
Read the chat.
Please ask me some questions.
I'll answer them as positively as I can.
Yeah, I'm just passing the phone around.
I should have made these suits.
Oh, that's true.
Absolutely.
Yes, yeah, I'll just mute.
And then I'll use the screen.
I'll need you to go first.
Okay, let me say I'm facing because y'all don't believe me.
That shit is my skipping.
I would take a shower.
Her name is fucking so.
Okay, so real quick.
Just hit that Instagram real quick.
Thank you.
Oh, is this a clever?
Yes, it is.
Follow my Instagram, okay, Dad, and the Aki.
Here?
You did good.
Wow.
My back hurts.
Damn.
Yeah, we were sitting for a long time.
You know what?
But we did that.
I'm happy we did that.
Okay, definitely.
Let me do it.
Have a good time with that.
Wrong mic.
Oh.
Oh, wait.
Wait, this seat?
Can you sit here?
Right there.
Yeah, we'll have you sitting here.
I'm going to go grab it.
What is this?
I don't know.
Oh, that's mine.
That's my Gatorade.
Oh, okay, I was like, I'm drinking Monsters.
Yeah, let's see you right here.
Um.
Oh, you don't like my attitude?
Aww.
You should grow up.
Grow a pair of balls.
Doesn't seem like my problem.
Thank you so much for coming.
It was a pleasure.
I was so nice to meet you.
Oh, my God.
Why do we look so fly?
I don't think you.
I feel like this good old American hat does me justice.
I just remembered Brian was wearing that earlier.
I'll rock it better though.
That's what I was about to say.
You got a fit.
I was like, why would you give me this?
I mean, honestly, don't get me wrong.
Yuki is a good person.
I love Yuki.
I mean... Who's Yuki?
Her!
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
You're funny.
But it's just more of like what you really need to work on as a person is just your personality.
Yeah, and yourself.
Exactly.
You continue to love yourself, and I can understand what you were getting.
What I was trying to say on the side, it was a little blunt.
What?
You gotta be like real.
Oh, wait, we're on right now.
We're spending one more night here.
Okay.
We're on right now.
Securing them back.
But no, Yuki was really nice.
I felt bad, you know.
I mean, the guys that she's with are pieces of shit.
Don't get me wrong.
No, that's what I like was thinking.
And I just wanted to tell her to, you know, like, go out.
Like, go to the grocery store.
Go to the gym.
Like, outside.
And you get meaningful relationships through that.
But she doesn't really know how to start conversations.
I mean, language barrier, you know?
I wouldn't say there's a language barrier if you're just trying to go for guys that are also Chinese.
Because I am Chinese myself and I do speak her same language.
I am Flasian.
Muaysian, so white Asian.
I'm Philip.
Malaysian.
We're gonna be late.
I'd definitely be down to have you back.
Okay, sorry, guys.
Hi, everybody.
Bye.
Bye.
Uh-huh.
My whole purpose is to do that with myself.
Sophia looks like she would be in some like shitty Disney something with your hat.
Why are you saying that?
I don't know.
You won't.
I don't know.
Wow, you're a little demi levado thing.
It's okay.
It's AT ⁇ T. Is it really?
You have AT ⁇ T too?
Yeah.
I didn't know it was going to be this bad.
It's kind of bad.
That's a little fun.
Yuki, are you sitting around for the after show?
Or are you thinking?
I'm going to do the apple chair.
Okay, sit in that chair next to Nikki over here.
God damn it.
I've been like trying to spell my name for like the past three clicks and it's been deleting it and undeleting.
Okay, there you go.
I found it.
Thank you.
Please stay right here.
Yuki.
I hope you realize, Yuki, like I have no bad intentions to you.
Like everything that I'm saying is just from like I have experienced myself and I don't think guys are good.
I don't.
They hurt you.
They'd say like things that you want to believe and especially online you have that like tendency to get attached.
But also, um, Yuki, one thing that her and I were talking about was, like, with online, like, I totally understand that because in a sense, like, I've been on dates with guys that I, like, I knew of, but I never met them.
And I found them on Instagram, and I was like, you want to go on a date?
And, like, it's so awkward because you don't know them.
Like, it's just so awkward.
I feel like it's not even just you, it's just like how it's set up and how you like.
Just how you guys met is just kind of weird.
So, it's like makes it so awkward.
And, like, I mean, on the phone texting between like FaceTime texting is like two different emotions that you feel at the same time.
And it's like easier on the phone.
So, when you get to in-person, like, you're both going to be sitting there awkward and quiet and just dealing with it.
But you just need to learn how to break that ice.
And, like, you can get better at that, but in my opinion, my best advice.
Stop.
Stop.
You are.
So don't think it in any other way.
So.
One thing I was saying, though, is like, as advice to help, though, is like to find people in real life.
Like, you know, anywhere.
Is this on?
But, like, to go to, like, you know, like, it could literally be at a grocery store while you're getting your groceries, the gym, anywhere.
Like, when you're out.
And, like, that connection will be 10 times more like just like authentic because you've met, you've talked.
I see that darker tone you just put on.
It made me actually look cute.
Can you put it back on?
Wait, what?
Darker tone?
You didn't see the screen?
Oh.
Arthur, like, I just made like a little bit of a girl.
I looked ugliest socialized on here.
I mean, I feel like you should have like a video game boyfriend because I feel like you're more comfortable with video games, right?
Like, so if you're playing, you feel like you can communicate more while you are, like, you know, I have no idea what game you play.
I'm so sorry.
Should I put on my glasses?
I think you should, so you could read this.
Bro, you need.
Oh, my God.
What?
What do I need?
You need so much attention.
No, I don't.
Okay.
Nikki is in the middle of talking to Yuki and you're like, should I put my glasses on?
I can see now.
Wow.
But.
You know what we should tell?
Clearly.
You can't bully me.
All right, relax.
Nikki.
Yes.
Should.
Okay, we should tell the people watching what happened right before we started the stream.
So, I don't know what.
I don't like being disrespected.
And I don't tell you that.
Did I miss this?
No, but that's just me saying that.
Me and Nikki almost fought before the show.
But it's all love, right, Nikki?
it's all love it's all love we literally like i mean that's just how i am I come at you guys aggressively, but I'm a nice person, I think.
I look ugly with the glasses, so I'm taking them off.
Thank you for.
Did you read the last super chat?
The one that's for $100 or $20?
This one?
Yeah.
Yeah, I read this one.
I don't think 68 inches is equivalent to 5'8.
It's 5.666666.
It's 5.6.
So you repeating.
There's a height limit.
Repeating, of course.
People who are able to talk to me.
If you're taller, you have an opinion.
I'm just kidding.
How tall are you?
I'm 5'8.
So I'm kind of average.
I'm 5'5 ⁇ .
I'm 5'9.
I mean, I'm average.
All I can say is that.
I mean, you're taller for like a girl.
Like, even I'm considered taller for a girl, you know?
Even though I'm, like, the average, but Bakersfield has a lot of short guys, so.
Isn't Mexico, like.
It's, like, hella Hispanics.
Mm.
Bro, you.
What?
I don't know.
Just the way you said that kind of sounded a little bit more.
You were upset by everybody, dating.
Like you were upset by it.
Oh, fuck.
Can you get that for me, Sophia?
Oh, thanks.
The patriarchy wins again.
Thank you for getting me my pen.
Yeah, he's funny.
He's funny as fuck for that.
There is no patriarchy.
Or we could just patriarchy.
I'm so sorry, but you haven't dropped actual information.
Let's go, mutual appeal.
Let's go, Nikki.
Let's double team, Sophia.
Not in like a weird way, but in an intellectual way.
I was, hey, I was in an induced coma.
What the fuck?
What?
Okay, we're skipping.
Like, I'm telling you what she's telling you.
That explains everything.
It goes from A to like C and then to Z, and then we're just off the conversation.
How did we get in a coma?
How did we get that?
Like, how did we?
How do we do that?
Explain the story.
Yes.
She was bashing her head against a wall.
Okay, so you're having sign and you're like, oh my god, I'm about to be on a podcast, and you're in the car, and you grabbed your prescription of Adavin, and you take a couple.
Why did you take a couple?
Like, what does the bottle say?
Okay, how many did you take?
You're very concerned, right?
Like, am I the only one in this room concerned?
Okay, never mind.
Here it is.
No, but I do have OCD a little bit.
I know.
I could tell.
You gotta speak into the mic.
I am.
Here, you gotta point it down.
Here, give me the hello, my sexy baby.
Bruh.
Excuse me.
You have a boyfriend.
You cannot be calling.
I said actually, it's an ex-boyfriend.
It's an ex-boyfriend.
Oh, do I get a boyfriend?
Ooh.
What's your boyfriend?
You want to come over and talk about it with us?
Like, this could be your child.
No, it'd be lighter since me.
I mean, sometimes.
It'd be 75% black.
15% white.
15% coma.
Never mind.
Wait, I think it's the pills.
Was she actually Nikki?
Did she actually say she was in a coma or was she trying to?
I mean, but you said you took like multiple.
How did you get from this?
What do you think?
Actually, let's.
What do you think a coma is?
She was driving through Baker Street.
So you have you blacked out from like Bakersfield and here?
Sophia.
I said I was in an induced coma.
Sophia, you gotta speak into the mic.
I was in an induced coma because I was using my anxiety medication as needed.
I don't think you know what that was.
You said you took multiple pills.
I didn't take multiple pills.
I took two of the same ones because that's my dose.
What is so funny?
There's no way.
There's no.
What is so funny?
There's no way.
I can't hate you, Sophia.
There's no way I can't hate you.
Why would you hate me?
Because there's no way that comes out.
That did not just come at your mouth right now.
Like, I said multiple.
What is what is the definition of multiple?
Multiple drugs.
Oh, my.
I'm confused.
What are you talking about?
Chat, save me.
Save me.
No, put on your glasses.
Bring it back.
Please, chat, save me.
There's no way.
Wait, you don't explain, Nikki.
Because in our relationship.
More than one means multiple.
If you're taking more than one, that is multiple.
I thought you meant multiple, like, different drugs.
No, you said that you took multiple pills before, like, that's why you blacked out in a coma.
Like, no, I know what you're saying, but I just thought you said.
I didn't black out in a coma.
I just was falling asleep.
But that's not a coma then.
That was a joke.
Do you guys take everything literally?
I'm over here thinking that you actually got in a coma.
Have to realize, like, movie stuff happens to me.
Like, me too.
Do you guys want to hear me give me the child?
You trying to take her black baby?
Yes, I am.
Oh, wow.
Without any child support is crazy.
It's wild.
It's wild out here in the streets.
Here, give me the children.
Give me the child.
What do I get back?
Your dignity after that fucking train derailment of a podcast.
Did I mess up your podcast?
No, it's just that show was such amazing already.
Please DM me.
If you're a June Gemini, tell me your birthday.
Telling me I'm their favorite guest.
Bro, you got big titties.
Of course, they're going to be saying that shit.
Of course.
Here.
Pull your hair back so they sit.
Here, just show.
Of course, bro.
They're simping over you all night.
She doesn't have her glasses out to see.
Here, Sophia, pull your hair back so you can get more simps in your fucking DM.
I'm not going to put my hair in the front for a reason.
Oh, you can.
Oh, so because you want people to take you seriously for your intellect?
Is that it?
See, that's the thing is my bra.
Hold on.
Oh, my God.
Brandon in the chat.
Thank you.
Also, Brian, I'm a guy, but I do love to be on the show sometime.
I have a lot to share.
From Sackbutt moving down to LA here soon, gonna DM whatever.
My institution is Brandon underscore Mels.
Ignore my lack of content.
I was banned.
Yo, Brandon, thank you very much for the after-show TTS, man.
Really appreciate it.
Word?
Nikki went to use the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure I should have just ignored.
Okay, whatever.
Yuki, this is for you.
I want you to show the audience how nurturing you are.
So, like, pretend it's your baby.
I'm taking Kiki then.
What the fuck?
Kiki's mine.
Kiki's yours?
Yeah.
What are we talking about?
We're talking about sex dolls.
I'm taking Kiki since he stole my baby and gave it to another person.
Sophia, you.
Okay, I wanted to debate you on this men being more promiscuous thing.
Yeah.
Because this is bullshit.
Men are not more promiscuous.
They are, though.
That's it.
They're not.
Oh, my God.
Statistically, yes, they are.
Wait, what?
Statistically, they are more promiscuous.
Your personality is showing.
I mean, there's a lot of Sophia, don't.
Please, Sophia.
What?
Don't do that.
Y'all can say eject the neck tattoo all the time.
I'm looking at it.
I'm not going nowhere.
Don't do that.
Bitch, I'm going nowhere.
What did I just do?
Do you know what you did?
Is it because I'm bringing in all your viewers?
What?
Is it because I'm bringing in all your viewers?
She is.
I got like 83 followers.
That's not that good.
That's not that good.
That's good for me.
I'm a normal girl.
You're a normie.
Yeah.
At the end of the day.
Yo, chat.
I want to do a pull tattoo.
You guys are all behind a screen.
I'm sitting right here.
Sophia, can you get nowhere, bitch?
Sophia, your face is kind of being blocked right now.
Do you think you could just like pull your hair back behind your like shoulder?
Just, you know?
Do I get a percentage of the cut?
Bro, what the f?
Oh, shit, you guys already made it.
No, you're going to get 100 followers, though.
You got 83.
They're going to get you to get you to 100.
The followers don't mean anything to me.
I'd rather have money.
Ooh.
How much are you going to do?
100k money or 101.
What is he looking for?
See, was our thing, our episode today, were you not being mean because none of us were OnlyFans girls?
Except yesterday you were nice to them, but I was nice to the girls.
I'm always nice.
I'm a nice guy.
Sometimes I wonder when I watch the clips, but I'm a nice guy.
I'm a nice guy.
Come on.
But it's okay.
Because more than one.
You gotta speak in some of the things.
It's more so like the red pillars that sit next to you and you're like, yeah.
Wait, what?
Humiliate women.
No, nobody comes on my show and says that.
Yes.
Roger did.
He doesn't hate.
Okay, we're gonna get a lot of money.
Okay, you know what?
He doesn't hate women.
Okay, but he suggested things that makes other guys that hate women like dead ass.
His opinions are outdated.
They actually were relevant like 20 years ago.
Are you friends?
Like, if it's like talking about modern day dating, I have never heard anything.
I'm interrupting Nikki, Sophia.
Have some magic.
I need to know these answers.
Okay, what's your question?
But say them to the microphone.
Are you friends with scrolling things?
I'll answer a few.
Oh, you're funny.
Oh, he's saying move your hair so we can get more views, more money.
No, no, no.
It's so like because your face is being blocked by the hair.
I'm just like being courteous to my viewers.
You're funny.
Because I hate objectified right now, and this is a part of the patriarchy that you think is a good idea.
This is the patriarchy.
Why do we keep bringing that up?
He doesn't believe that.
Am I objectifying?
You are objectifying.
No, that hurts.
I think you are.
I think you are an intelligent, smart, very, very.
Listen, you're very smart.
You're a very smart woman.
Super.
Okay.
You are belittling.
You know what's crazy?
Is a lot of people say this stuff about objectification, and then like OnlyFans comes around and Instagram comes around and motherfuckers be doing that shit to themselves.
I was like, I mean, it's a choice.
I hope you realize, like, everybody at the end of the day has a choice to do OnlyFans.
That's why a lot of people should knock the people who are doing OnlyFans, because...
I mean, okay, can you, like, at least... I want...
What's your... Brian?
Brian, I want you to at least agree that women are so much more like humiliated and degraded for OnlyFans than the men that do OnlyFans.
Like you have to agree that women are more likely like no, like there's this hyper focus on them and even your more women engage in OnlyFans and porn than do men.
But guys still do OnlyFans.
Yeah, but women are the ones who run the platform.
What are you talking about?
No, like guys with their own platforms and they but the highest paying people are like OnlyFans girls and like humiliating them and 3-0 fans.
Because it's their decision that they chose to make to do that.
You can still knock a politician for being a politician.
It's like it doesn't add up because you should give the same behavior to the men who are doing OnlyFans as well.
Well if one day I do find a guy who does OnlyFans I'll say the same thing that he's a man-ho.
But you know, it still is like she just really hates porn.
Yeah, I really hate porn.
She's really against porn to exist.
I think it needs to be um I'm like not joking.
I'm dead steering.
You want to like fit terrorist acts against I disagree.
Like, dude, 20-year-olds are getting ED.
E D.
I mean, if I had enough makeup to pick a house.
Put your mom online.
And you have ED because you watch too much porn.
It might not be because of the porn.
It is because of the porn.
It might not be because of porn.
It is because of the porn.
No, it could just be the guy's maybe nervous.
Do you ever think about that?
It could be nervous.
He could be like, ooh.
Speaking from experience.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, How dare you?
How dare you?
Let's not blame the porn.
It could be the porn, but it might not be the porn.
I'm just saying.
I have some super chats here.
We're going to do, we'll read 10 and up.
Mex Crito.
Yuki, you are amazing.
Here, actually, Sophia, can you read this?
You forget that she doesn't have her glasses on.
Okay, I'll read it.
No, I'll read it.
No, Yuki's reading it.
Yeah, but you guys do that shit into the microphone.
With you, I saw you.
Adios?
Okay, for sure.
Okay, let's play a video game together.
What?
For sure.
Yuki, you find enough.
I mean, honestly, she's just a really nice person that hasn't experienced the harshness of, like, dating, but you've only like got to that tip of the iceberg of dating.
Like, I hope you realize, like, it gets worse, but like, it gets better.
It gets worse and it gets better.
It depends on who you want as a person.
Exactly.
You just have to, like, really love yourself.
Just have a good idea of what your next part is.
And that your worth isn't based on someone else's opinion.
I just feel like I used to believe online love bumming, and I take my consequences.
So it's like, it's just, I have to be responsible for my choices.
So, I mean, yeah, you are.
It's just like the knowledge.
And I'm going to improve myself.
And that's a lot of people can't do that.
So right now, you're having one step ahead of the majority of everybody.
This is like at this moment is going to separate you from everybody.
Yo, can you stop objectifying me?
Sophia's been fucking objectifying me all night.
She's been just fucking looking at my bolt.
Like, it's so disturbing.
That's the only reason why I've been telling you to move your hair because I feel like you've been objectifying me this entire night and I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine.
Why can't you victim blame me?
You're literally like just so misandrist with your like objectification of me.
Protect Yuki.
I don't know what I don't know what this.
Y'all are like at each other's necks.
I think you guys should just talk it out, go on a date, you know.
I mean, get to know each other really.
All right, we have we have I'm putting you on Brian.
I mean good.
I'm winging it.
I'm doing it.
Like you gotta catch it.
No.
What are we doing?
I was telling you though that she doesn't like white guys.
I mean but I said I love you.
Is your credit card good?
Like is your credit good?
I mean I know he is making bank off this shit.
At least give me a job.
Damn.
I mean have you seen the other job that the woman on this show has?
She pretty much sits there and where's the helmet?
That would be a perfect job for me.
Okay.
I'll see what I'm saying.
I like to switch off every single episode.
I'll think about it.
Without being objectified.
Do people who can't spell my name right and keep putting an E in it learn how to spell how much of it?
Nikki, can you read this one from Bruce Billis?
Thanks for the Australian 10.
Nick Tech seems like she likes to argue before she makes friends.
Asian girl cute as fuck and I ship the fuck out of Brian Sophia.
Yes, I do agree with that last part and the second last part.
And I do agree with the first part.
I do like to argue.
I mean, you make the best friends like what'd you say to me, you little shit!
Bro, relax.
All right.
I gotta press that.
Okay, incoherent turd.
Okay.
I'm expecting Yuki to say multi-pass any moment now.
What is that?
I don't know.
What is multi-pass?
Fortnite multi-pass.
Oh, okay.
Maybe.
How do you know that?
Fortnite.
Yo, Martin, this is the guy who is super chatting all night and roasting the shit out of.
You know what?
We should go back and play some of the roasts against Sophia.
Yeah, I didn't hear him because every time I saw that, people go, ah, no, no, no, no.
I'll read it.
Yo, Martin, Brian, been trying to keep up shows when I can.
Had a massive contract for eight new Apple stores in the Southeast with something that important enough to be more hands-on.
I thought you had Quiznos, dude.
Yo, Martin, thank you.
It's been a, I think it's been like a, I think your last show was, was it the Gorlock?
It was one of the like the early ones in like might have been like late April, early May, but very good to see you back in the chat.
I thought we lost you, man.
I missed you.
I missed you.
But hey, congratulations on the big contract and good to see you back in chat, man.
Thank you for all the patronage tonight.
Really appreciate it.
You've been super supportive for months now.
So thank you so much, man.
Really, really means the world.
And let's actually, if I can, I'm going to try to play some of the previous some of the previous chats that came in.
Or the, what's it called?
The donos.
So, because Sophia apparently is hard of hearing.
So what?
I just saw you holding it.
What?
I was just holding.
People are shipping us.
Because you guys are a lot of people.
You're a radical feminist.
She's a radical feminist, okay?
I mean, you could always change that.
Opinions change, no?
She's very stubborn.
No, I like their views.
Honestly, like, you called me liberal.
That's not true.
I put independent on my voting card.
And apparently you're Catholic and you're pro-life, which threw me off a little bit.
So there you have it.
Where am I from?
I'm from LA.
I went to a private Catholic school in my life.
What do you expect?
What do you expect?
Unfortunately, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to re-trigger some of the super chats.
I don't know why it's being kind of lame.
It's because they hate me.
Pretty much.
How did you know?
Let me see.
Nope, that doesn't work.
Yeah, sorry.
I'm not reable to re-trigger the super chats.
Tragic.
Magic or tragic.
Thank you for the super chat, though.
Was this the worst episode you've ever had?
I remember.
I think if you weren't here, it could have been better, but what?
Huh?
I didn't say anything.
What did you say?
I didn't say anything.
Without me?
It might have been our best.
I think it would, but it was good.
It was good.
You were like 45 minutes late, and I feel like you should have at least apologized.
Like, you should have been on stream, like, apologizing to the viewers.
Oh, my God, viewers.
I was like, 45 minutes late.
I was like popping fucking Xanax in my car, like doing shit.
Like, that's what.
Guys, that's why we were late is because Sophia was doing drugs.
That is not true.
I'm like lost looking at a parking lot, and I'm like, I'm coming.
You're like calling me.
I don't know where I'm at.
Look at that one, Sophia.
If you and Brian don't work out, will you let me take you on a date?
35 years old, 25k a year.
Wow, a stud.
And he's a Canadian.
Is that gonna work?
And he's white.
Oh, God.
Just a minute, though.
You were doing like various speed balls and stuff in your car with your boyfriend who is not really your boyfriend.
I'm deadass just doing my medication that I'm prescribed to because I saved it for this exact reason because I was like, I don't want to throw up.
Have you tried smoking weed?
Yes, and it's like mighty worse.
You don't have to be a little bit more.
Same anxiety, no bueno.
How long have you been smoking it for?
No bueno.
Was that like your first time?
I had a panic attack when I smoked weed.
Full blood panic attack.
It's called like greening out or something.
Oh, you greened out.
I don't know if that's anxiety.
And I feel like I'm dying.
No, I get.
No, I feel like I'm going to die if I smoke with weed.
Yeah.
So you guys get like, so you guys get paranoid.
Yeah, paranoid, anxious.
But like, it triggers it.
It triggers panic attacks for me.
That's why I.
I mean, into the panic, you're all up here.
You know that, right?
Into the mic, bro.
Okay, they're the same thing.
Panic attacks and anxiety attacks.
Thank you for the Canadian Sky.
So for you guys watching, I just gave you free medical advice.
Based.
Yo, if you're in Canada and you need a drone operator, SkyQuest Drones has all your drone needs, whether it's real estate, whether it's construction, SkyQuest.
I don't know if that's even your business, but I was just giving you a fucking.
There you go.
I'm available for hire if you need me to promote you.
Hey, to the people who smoke weed daily.
Nikki, do you smoke weed every day?
Absolutely.
I smoke like three blunts a day.
Was that you coming?
Yes.
That is my cologne.
Weed is just everywhere I go.
It's just who I am.
You can just smell it.
I'm in the room.
Shit.
My boyfriend was lighting up.
In the car?
Yeah.
Well, that's why you were anxious because even the fucking smell of it can.
But, no, I was getting really anxious.
You were hotboxing your...
No, he, like...
What kind of car does he have here?
Into the mic.
He has a beamer, but it's in the shop right now.
So he has like a charger or something.
Like the charger, you know, those nice.
It's an electric car.
Charger.
Or is it a Ford?
I don't know.
Like the charger.
Yo, Nick, you still got a girlfriend?
Yeah.
Oh, you still?
Okay.
Congratulations.
Why isn't Nick on here with us?
How long?
Seven months.
Maybe.
How long was he talking stage?
Three weeks.
Guys, I want W's in the chat for Nick because on Sunday, the poor guy got sunburned.
And it wasn't just any sunburn.
He got something called Hell's Itch.
It's an actual thing.
Is this okay that I'm revealing this?
Apparently, it's like some people are susceptible to it.
If you get a sunburn, it like does some weird shit with your nerves.
And like, bro, Nick was.
So Nick wasn't able to come in on Sunday.
I gave him the day off because he was just in a lot of pain.
So W's in the.
Is that deserving of a W?
I don't know if it's he survived.
Is the important thing.
And he survived.
So is that like every time you get a sunburn or like?
Yeah.
Well, Nick was like, yo, bro, Brian, I got Hell's Itch.
And I'm like, bro, I told you not to sleep with that girl.
No, I'm kidding.
I was like, bro, that's like, what?
You got it.
That's another hell's itch.
I ain't heard of that one before.
Hell's itch, huh?
It's cold.
Shit, I la Vista, man.
There's something going around.
No, but it's like something to do with sunburns or some shit.
So it's a sunburn, not a STD.
It was one of the most uncomfortable feelings I've ever had.
So you want to scratch?
describe the feeling.
I'm so sorry for making faces.
Otherwise, it's like you're like, bro, you got a sunburn.
It's noisy.
Whoa.
I'm so sorry.
Wow.
That is.
I'm so sorry for you.
Bro, what the why?
Yo, what the heck?
Hold on.
Nikki, question.
I have a question for you, Nikki.
What's the story behind the spider tattoo on the neck?
Honestly, all my tattoos and especially my neck ones all represent my family.
And the bird right here has my grandma's birthday on it.
And then here's my mom's name wiven like into the spider webs.
And some people think that this is a funny way to hit on me and say, you know, and tie it in with the new Spider-Man movie, which I haven't watched yet.
So if you guys try to hit on me, think of a better way to hit on me than ask me, just because I have spider tattoos, if I've watched the new Spider-Man, don't do that.
I'll really walk away.
Can you read this one, Nikki?
Let me get this straight.
She's Catholic, pro-life, independent, feminist, who looks like a Walmart version of, oh shit.
Jenny Ortega.
And as an ex- who drives her around.
Do you not drive?
Do you not have your own car?
I have a car.
Oh, okay.
You just wanted to do a little day trip with your ex-boyfriend?
I had to do my makeup in the car because we ended up cooking late.
You did your makeup?
But we have like a hotel room.
And I was like, we're going to come early, go there so I could get ready.
But I ended up doing it in the car.
And I had to go get leggings from Target.
And I got dressed.
And then I came here.
Oh, we have something here from Joe Arvison.
I enjoyed the show today.
It seems my offer to play league with Lady Yuki caught on.
Brian, I look forward to catching more of the shows.
I wish I could share more insight as a moderately traditional gentleman.
Hey, Lucy, Joe.
Jay, Joe, thank you for the TTS, or excuse me, not the Streamlabs donation.
Thank you very much, man.
Appreciate it.
Treat her right, or I'll beat you up.
Why are they acting?
Now why?
Yuki, go for it.
Let's hear.
We need to hear more from Yuki.
Well, I gotta say, let me think about it.
Let me think about it.
What do you think of hairlines?
Are you okay?
You doing okay, Sophia?
The crown?
I don't think you're worthy.
I don't think you're worthy of the crown.
What do you mean by that?
I just.
I'm most worthy.
I'm the worthiest.
Here, get the fedora.
You're more of a fedora type of chip.
Bro, you took that shit from me.
Netbags and tattoos, bitches.
Here, I got something.
Let me get you something.
Hold on.
I mean, you want the black baby again?
Like.
Here you go.
Damn, you stole my baby.
I'm so sorry.
Can I bestow this upon you?
Yes.
Alright.
Is it?
What is it?
It's a super Saiyan.
You're Super Saiyan.
Give me the baby.
Super Saiyan.
You're what?
You don't know?
It's okay.
It's okay, everybody.
Wait, what does it say?
Super Saiyan?
Yeah.
That's a very happy baby.
It looks like the dragon baby.
It is.
It is the Dragon Ball Z hair.
Okay.
And then my baby.
To any One Piece fan, my DMs are open.
Can you read this one for us?
Nikki.
Oh, yo, Sophia, you trying to get out of Bakersfield?
I'm a traditional white guy.
I'm 26 and 6'3.
Canadian debt-free and makes $65K a year.
Bro, can you stop motorboating the baby, please?
It's really disturbing.
Here, give me the baby.
Give me the baby.
What are you talking about?
Bro, you've been like doing some weird shit with that baby, bro.
It's kind of inappropriate.
Here, pass me the baby.
I'm not doing anything.
The baby was just right here.
Bro, you're me.
You're being weird.
No, you're being.
No, no, you made it weird.
I just want to like football throw the baby to Nick, you think?
No, I'm kidding.
I'll catch it.
I'll catch it.
No, okay, Nick.
Why are you okay with catching babies?
Why are you okay with that, Nick?
Nick played football.
He was actually.
Nick went to state.
He was a quarter.
You were a quarterback, right?
No, wide receiver.
A wide receiver?
So you're the one.
I'm so sorry.
I have no idea the football position.
So you run and you catch the ball.
We can see you in the reflection, by the way.
Just wave, Nick.
Wave, Nick.
Yeah, there you go.
Word.
Wait, Nick, can you try one thing?
You know the light that's in the hallway?
I want to see if that's it.
If you can turn it off.
Oh, shit, this actually.
No, no, no.
Not that one.
No, no, the one that's facing the door, like by the door.
Dude, you just have a bad one.
Yeah, perfect.
Oh, that's better.
I mean, there's like that weird from now on.
Fuck.
And Nick.
I can't see.
Can we hear a Kamehameha?
Kamehameh?
You've never seen.
Normalized breastfeed on podcasts.
You guys are perverts.
Dana has perverts.
Maddie will be back, by the way.
She's just out of town for these two shows.
Because that's what I am.
I'm just a dominant person.
And I feel like that in a relationship is kind of fucking hard.
But it's also like hard or hot.
It's hard.
I'm all the way up here.
And I have to have a guy that takes me down.
I'm really like when I get mad, I get mad, mad.
And like, I feel like in a relationship, like, as one of the things my partner should learn is to like learn how to calm me down.
Because I really get up and walk away.
Just dead ass.
Relax.
Huh?
Don't make a scene, Sophia.
Gosh.
It's really inappropriate.
I ain't doing anything.
Can we talk about this when we get home, please?
I mean, never finding a guy is not true because I'm currently in a relationship.
Oh, you're in a relationship.
Is he like super, super masculine, would you say?
Um, yeah, he is, but he just, like, I don't know, because I'm more, like, I have these mom, mother tendencies.
Like, I really do baby people.
Like, I live in a house full of four guys, so, like, I have this, like, babying tendency.
Like, I have to clean, I have to cook after these guys.
Like, my love language is, like, act of service.
So, everything I do is that me showing that person I care.
So, word.
Word.
But do you see, would you say that you basically need a guy who's like so dominant that it's almost verging on like no.
I want him to just have like an open mind.
Like, he's open and understanding to certain situations.
Like, and like, it's my job to be understanding to him as well.
That's like what a relationship is supposed to be with communication.
Word.
I was actually scared after our argument earlier on in the show, like, before the show started, Nikki.
I was like, bro.
I'm going to bite your head off if you say something.
I was like, wait, say something right now.
Dude, I thought she was like, I was like, Nikki, you were.
I was like, does she have a gun?
I mean, yeah, if you say some stupid shit, like, if you say some stupid shit, I'm going to say something back.
That's just me.
That's just me in general.
But.
Your anger for him kind of turned you on?
No.
Surprise.
Wait, can you into the mic?
Turned anger.
I mean, the only time I said something to you was like around like 10-ish, 11-ish.
Brian saw.
Every time I said something, you would be like, no, you're so stupid.
Because you don't understand the question.
We're asking you a question.
Especially if we're trying to ask you about your body count.
My face will say anything.
Dead ass, my face will say it first before me.
No, I just wouldn't want to say my body count.
But we're trying to be open.
That's what me and like Dee Dee was trying to do.
Like, we tell you guys our body count.
We're trying to be open with you guys.
I got a super chat.
I've got it.
Nikki, can you read this?
Sophia took an IQ test and came back negative.
Zynga.
Wait, Sophia, have you heard of the subreddit Roast Me?
Yeah.
You got to speak into the mic, baby girl.
Yes.
Okay.
I want, next time you're on the show, we're going to take it.
You have to take a photo with a piece of paper that says roast me.
Before the show starts, we're going to post it to the subreddit and then they're going to roast you.
Are you down?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
All right, we have this one for Yuki.
But we will.
For Canadian 10.
Don't worry about it.
We're moving on.
Am I even going to be on the show?
Yuki.
It's weird.
So.
Dear Smile, Dear Smile, it helps.
Also, what role do you play?
Do you main in league?
I'm a tank support man.
I usually play every like AV.
Yeah, I play A V. A V. A D.
A D?
Oh, okay.
Is that like a supporting role?
No, it's just like A D, like supposed to be A D C, so it's A D Carry.
What's your explain that to me more?
Wait, is that your Discord?
You have a Discord?
You have a Discord.
What Discord is that?
Oh, I didn't even post on my Instagram what's going on live here.
That's Destiny's list.
What is Fried League characters?
It's like the ABC psycho.
I chat with Destiny all the time on there.
Bro, you're so full of shit.
You're so full of shit, Sophia.
A tag.
Sophia's full of shit.
Okay, like, I'm surprised I'm not.
Show me like a tag team?
Destiny, if you.
You might have to show me.
Yeah, let me just show you right here.
Oh, shit.
Wait, I don't want to.
Hold on, I don't want to let you know.
I'm not going to read Destiny.
I'm not going to read Destiny.
Show me that shit.
Bang, bang, Luke.
It was literally in the end.
What art is this?
Oh, that's cool.
I like that.
I asked Destiny because the abortion debate was like.
Honestly, Sophia, you would have got demolished if you were debating Destiny on abortion.
No, I would have been on his side.
On the show, you literally said you would have argued the pro-life size.
Yeah, argue his side and their side.
Win the win.
Wait, huh?
I would win.
Wait, against Destiny or with Destiny?
Male.
Wait, lady that's the one.
Mail.
I was thinking male.
If this place is like cold or warm.
Because I was like picking out the outfit.
I was like asking him if it was cold.
Wait.
Are you guys speaking Chinese?
Yeah, I was so confused.
Oh, Oh yeah, Nikki, you're biracial, right?
Yes, I am.
You're half white, half Chinese.
I'm half black and half Chinese.
Oh, shit, son.
We have Asians in here, because I'm Filipino and white and black.
Oh.
Yeah.
So we're all Asian.
Yeah.
It's an Asian 10 minutes.
This is a bad stereotype for you.
Okay.
But aren't you white too?
Sip it.
Yo, we can talk.
Sophia, relax.
I wanted to say something.
Relax, Dork.
Okay.
Wait, you guys were talking Chinese.
Can we hear something?
I'm wondering, what do you want to know?
Is that your actual name or is that like a because I know a lot of people who like if they're Chinese or if they come to the U.S., they'll just like call themselves like Emily.
But that's not their actual name.
So is Yuki your actual name?
Nah, my actual name.
My actual name is Yu Chi.
Yu Chi.
Yeah, Yuki is like differentiate his name.
Yu Chi.
Yeah.
Yuki is Jeff.
Okay.
Yeah, but it's easy to pronounce.
So what's your full Chinese name?
What is your last name like?
My last name is Vin.
Vin?
Wang?
Shin Wang.
How do you pronounce it?
W-A-I-D-I-N-K Nikki speaks Chinese.
This is new to me.
I speak my language fluently, and I love it.
I just followed you on Instagram like a while ago because I was watching the Rolo one and you were like, nah, bad bitch.
And then they're like, ah.
I mean.
No, it's because people thought you were Kiko.
Not that Kiki, but Kiko.
The one with the, yeah.
I need to get.
I need to get Nikki Kiko and then there's this other girl.
And me and Lab.
With John Zerk.
Chase.
You were going to have John Zerk on, but I don't.
I don't want to argue with Chase.
I don't want to argue with Chase.
I hurt feelings.
I do.
I think you have a thing for Chase.
Who?
I think everyone has a thing for Chase.
Bro. Chase Bane.
Chase, dude.
Chase has.
It's so fucking insane.
Chase has like thousands of girls in his DMs.
It is because he's fucking insane.
You guys cannot even know.
He's been on like 10 shows.
It is mind-blowing.
It's because he's like that good guy.
Like, you know, he's that like strong values.
Hey, good for him.
It's good.
But you get what I'm saying?
Like, women are so.
I've never been a bully.
What the fuck is that?
He's a handsome guy.
I'm not saying he's ugly, but I'm saying it's like.
Like, oh, he's a little good Christian boy, you know?
He's waiting until marriage.
After marriage.
So a lot of women.
No, but well, he's a re-born-again version.
Well, I think he says he's not born again.
He's just waiting.
He's decided to now, from here on out, wait until marriage.
Hey, respect to him.
Mad respect to him.
Are you a born-again virgin?
Nope.
I am.
Am I masculine in Chinese?
You're not born again.
I sound mad when I speak it because it's just like one of those languages that even if I casually tell her that she's pretty, I just have to emphasize the emotions that, oh, nia, piano.
Like, and like other people in our, like, that don't speak our language be like, oh my gosh, you just said a bad word to her.
But in all actuality, we both know that I just thought her pretty.
Wait.
I know a word in Chinese.
But it's a bad word.
But I can remember it.
What the?
How do you say bitch in Chinese again?
Is it dog?
Or no?
Wait, no.
Ignore me.
I think that's buta.
That's Spanish.
Wait, you fucking puta.
That's dog.
That's Spanish.
Yeah, that's Spanish.
Wait, dude.
Did you immigrate here from China?
No, I'm international students.
Huh?
I'm international students.
International?
Okay, because I had international students at my private school from China.
And so I was wondering if you moved here recently or if you're like doing that.
But that's cool.
How has it been?
Yeah, funny.
He's so funny.
Just.
I think it's all fine.
Honestly, you shouldn't even be in Santa Barbara.
This is not a good area for Asians.
I mean, it's in LA.
It's in LA in Roland Heights, Diamond Bar.
Like, those are the areas that I was born in.
That's like Chinese spoken.
Like, if you want real, authentic Chinese food, go there.
M. Martin says, Nikki, are you as masculine in Chinese?
I answered that.
Let's hear you speak to me in Chinese right now.
So, Nikki, how was your day?
Tian Hong Baron.
Huh?
Tian Hong Baron.
Oh!
I can't tell you.
I understand too.
You don't speak.
What?
Are you being insensitive to their culture?
She roasted you.
Are you a are you?
She roasted you.
I won't say what she said, though.
Speakers on the chat, please.
When I'm speaking Chinese, the CCP is going to cancel us.
Okay.
SkyQuest Trones, Canadian 20.
Thank you.
Sophia, you are so naive.
It's cute.
Bro, she's not naive.
Okay.
You better tell your ex to go back to Bakersfield because you're spending the night at Brian's.
Oh, Dustin.
I saw what you wrote, Dustin.
You think you're cute when you deleted that?
Wait, what?
Who is Dustin?
My nemesis.
Why do you delete his chat?
I actually liked it.
I don't know what the mods.
No, you can't.
No, touch.
You can look, but you can't touch.
You can change it.
Is it digital?
What the fuck?
Dude, okay, one thing I'm going to say: I am talking into the garden white.
All I'm saying is if it's about God, how like I am, you would have kicked them out.
Male chant.
You would have kicked them out.
haven't heard him made any good jokes yet but kind of how old are you Brian, how old are you?
34. 34?
Yep.
Okay.
But after she left, she made a madly fight.
She was like, I might have been a little harsh.
And for her, she was really angry.
She had so many women said, she didn't have a girlfriend.
She was really angry about that, huh?
Upset about what?
I'm not upset.
You're upset.
Okay, Scott 971.
Who the fuck is writing me out in these chats?
You guys, shut the fuck up.
I already saw the point.
Oh, no.
If you gave Sophia a penny for her thoughts, I said she's almost 35.
I didn't say she's 34.
She's almost 35.
Yeah, read my lips, everybody.
Quiet, san shu wola.
Okay.
That is interesting.
I wonder what that meant.
Don't worry, buddy.
I don't speak Mandarin, though, so.
How about some Cantonese?
Let's hear a little Cantonese.
How about that?
Cantonese and Chinese is just different.
Yeah.
What is it?
It's the language of the Philippines.
Yeah.
Some people want to say it's Filipino, but no, it's not.
You said Cantonese?
No, Tagalog.
How about we speak a bit of French?
That's the only thing I learned from the lingo.
Bonjour. Bonjour.
The people who still say I'm annoying, like, at the end of the day, it still doesn't change the fact of shit.
I'm still sitting here and you're still sitting behind the screen, pressed that I'm sitting here.
My friends were texting me that you were being a bitch to me.
How am I being a bitch?
Honestly, I'm just being honest.
I'm being honest.
I'm honest.
Who's a real bitch?
I think you're high on crack.
I'm that voice in your head that doesn't shut the fuck up.
Well, you could always tone out that voice and just distract yourself.
You've definitely done cocaine.
You have a santa bar, bro.
No.
Got an addiction to this podcast.
I've never done any drugs besides that.
So that's a nice podcast.
a nice setup high id limit oh if you guys want to chill with me you know i do smoke I do love rolling.
Loose sleeves, though.
I hate Dutch's.
If you're a Dutch person, please just show up here out the door.
I hate Dutch's.
What?
Like Patreon, whatever?
Like, this would be like people would pay for this one.
Pay for this one?
Yeah.
So, that Celsius drink that you drink, how was that?
That should make me tweet, to be honest.
I was like shaking.
Yeah, it's a lot of caffeine.
I know.
But you were literally passing out.
You're like, oh.
I know.
Like, I kept like, and then for some reason, go black, and I wake up and I'm still sitting here at the desk.
And I was like, damn.
Bro, what the fuck?
And just a reminder, she was like 45 minutes late.
This is like for the show.
She thinks she's like 45 minutes late.
Rude?
I was not 45 minutes late.
You were 45 minutes late.
I was lost and I almost got killed by tweakers 2,000 times walking around here.
I'm dead ass.
I gave you the most dead ass.
They only have their own connection.
Me and Yuki have this connection.
What's going on with you and Yuki?
I feel like we're third wheeling, you guys.
I mean, like, I don't want to ruin whatever you guys have over there.
Like, it's just me and Yuki.
Hi, Yuki.
But you know, Adivan can get an F. What is that supposed to mean?
So you wouldn't date Sophia here, this precious girl.
You wouldn't date her, take her on a date or anything?
She'd have to take me on a date first off.
She'd have to get me flowers.
Would you show up with flowers to be them?
I'm a feminist, of course.
Oh, good.
Here, do you have to do that?
That's how you be treated.
In fact, give me a little money.
Give me some sugar.
Oh, or wait, not sugar.
It's what's called.
This is actually like replicating.
So you're trying to find like a sugar mommy?
Like, what is this connection?
Yeah, I need some spending money here.
Not you getting the goddamn bag.
You getting her back?
Give me my bag.
Look at this hype man over here.
Look at you, Nick.
Look at you.
It's nothing bad in here.
She said, there's a chapstick.
You vape.
Here's my wallet.
It's a real YSL.
Show it to the kid.
Yeah, it's definitely real.
Oh, is this the Adavan that you're talking about?
Wait, can we pull that pill bottle out of your purse?
See, I'm prescribing.
Let me here.
I'm not going to show the details.
I'm prescribed.
This is Lorazapam, 0.5 milligrams.
Take one tablet by mouth twice daily.
But didn't you say you took two tablets?
I'm not going to lie, girl.
I think I just saw a moth come out of there.
I did not see anybody.
Here's a Walmart gift card with $15 in it.
I can have this.
Thank you.
Okay.
There was no moth.
There was no moth.
We're picking the wrong bitches.
Oh, shit.
Swordless.
Dude, good to see you in the chat.
Thank you for the 50 gifted subs, man.
Swordless has been a fucking legend.
Thank you so much, man.
Thank you, Swordless.
Here, can you.
In order for you to thank, I need to.
Thank you, Swordless.
Sophia.
I love you.
Whoa, swordless.
Whoa!
Swordless.
First, everybody's your best friend, and now you're procrastinating.
What are we doing?
I'm hyping people.
How many did you of these did you take today?
Two.
He's like, he's really showing her.
Like, I want you to know if you guys can't see it from the camera, he's like holding it.
Like, how many are you taking?
Like, you have a vape?
Is that a vape?
What is that?
What is that thing?
Honestly, I'm not sure.
That looks like a CO2 cartridge for a BB gun.
But if you guys want to come into my DMs and talk mess and share your opinions about me, I am also free to share my opinions about you as well.
What is that?
You vape disclaimer.
Everybody, Sophia vapes.
She's an addict in more than one way.
Hi, Sophia.
Is this like an intervention?
What's your diet like?
Do you eat well?
I feel like we need to tackle your anxiety.
I'm vegan.
There you go.
That's why you're anxious.
We need to get you on a good diet.
That'll help with your anxiety.
I'm going to put you on the carnivore diet.
You're going to only eat meat, eggs, salt, and water for 30 days.
You mean milk?
No, no milk.
Meat, eggs, salt, water, 30 days.
Fine, no eggs.
Why?
You guys didn't give me water.
You could have asked.
I didn't get a wiping.
You gotta ask.
And I didn't get one.
Do you want water then?
Can you talk into the mic?
Where is the patriarchy?
Did she mention?
Wait, Whiplets?
What is a Whippet?
Is that a Whippet?
I don't know what a Whippet is, but I think it's drug rubber.
One time I went to a concert and they were selling Whippets behind the bar.
Like, it was on the menu and everything.
What are they?
They are good.
They're like nitrous oxide, I think.
Stop talking.
Sophia reminds me about it.
So is it kind of like Nas?
I don't know if you know what NASA is.
You do that, Nick?
Okay, thank God.
Don't ever have something in common.
I'm going to still kiki.
Are you serious?
What did you do to her knees?
You don't want to do it?
Don't do Nas.
Like, you know what that is?
That is a thing that goes into your car, and you guys are huffing that like dead ass.
Yeah, you DM'd and you're like, fuck your podcast.
And I was like, you're like, fuck this podcast.
And I was like, do you want to be on the show?
And you're like, okay.
What's my opinion on gays?
Whoa, let's not talk about that.
It's right there.
Let's not talk about that.
I mean, I love them.
I mean, Gay Pride Month just passed, and my birthday is literally in Gay Pride Month.
So, I mean, I'm very open.
No.
I love Dick.
I'm sorry.
I love Dick.
Did you choose a Whippet pulling up Brix and Sophia?
Did you just say CO2 goes into your car?
No, I'm talking about NAS, like N-O-Z.
Like, NAS, the thing that people huff at Mardi Gras, apparently.
Okay.
Huh?
I love Legos.
I have a cold.
No, one thing is this looks bigger on YouTube.
Which one?
This little table?
Like, this whole thing, like, it looks so big on YouTube.
There's other things that look bigger on YouTube, too.
But, um, because I'm not.
And a lot of bigger things on OnlyFans.
Everybody follow whatever podcast on OnlyFans?
So, like, I have to sleep to words.
I have to sleep to things being said, like TV.
And so I put on a bunch of people.
Pretend this is a pill bottle.
I put on your podcast.
And then I would fall asleep to your podcast.
So you use my voice.
Not your voice.
I'm being vegan.
Let Brian fill you full of meat.
Oh!
He's saving your life.
Yes, for a dolphin attack.
Oh, my God.
Brian, please explain the story on the dolphin attack, I guess.
Your fans are so horny.
You want to lose my hands?
Yeah, yeah.
I gotta go.
Hey, Yuki, thank you so much for coming.
It was a pleasure having you.
Oh, my God.
Get home safe, okay, Yuki?
We're gonna wrap up here.
We're gonna wrap up here in a few minutes.
Okay, and don't cry.
Okay, but what kind of advice?
You have five boyfriends now, so you'll be okay.
I hope so.
Always getting new ones.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
Thanks for coming, Yuki.
Good night.
Okay.
No, I'm going to be a regular on your show, and now Matt has to be in the middle.
I am not.
Maddie has a friend now.
Well, call me when there is Kiko coming back, because I would love to debate on that.
Yeah, we'll get you back.
We'll get you back, Nikki.
Yeah.
I just love being here.
I love it.
Can we get a tattoo check?
Can we do a TED?
I can't speak right now.
You're okay.
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything.
Are you vaping?
There's also this.
I mean, it's not that good.
There's that.
But.
And then there's some on my legs, but.
The one that's on the sternum.
Wait, don't.
I'm fucking nibbled about that.
What does that mean?
Is it Chinese?
What does it mean?
It means heart hurting.
Your heart is hurting.
Nikki versus Kiko.
I feel like just, I like talking to open-minded people.
Wait, that's not Kiko.
That's what I told you.
People think you're Kiko.
People think I'm Kiko?
Yeah.
I don't think Kiko has neck tattoos or hand tattoos.
But I think it's just because, like, you know, they can't tell black people apart.
Oh, so they're racist.
All right, I already bet.
The difference between me and Kiko is that I'm actually Asian too, so.
I did good for your podcast, Brian, because I made it less woman-hate.
Honestly, I don't think so at all.
I think you increased the woman hating.
Why?
Because of just everything that came out of your mouth.
Like, even the feminists were hating.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Why do you call yourself a feminist, Sophia?
Like, she's a feminist.
Because I've experienced the patriarchy.
Uh-oh.
Are you guys talking about Natalie Nunn on that in Italian?
Do you watch baddies?
Oh my god.
I'm not up to par as I think it's so cute that you do that because get rid of your purse.
Get rid of it.
I'm okay, I'm.
Let me do your makeup.
My makeup?
Yeah.
I'm wearing makeup.
I'll do your makeup.
I'll do yours.
I mean, whoever wants to see that, please subscribe to whatever podcast.
All right, we have Em Martin here.
Sophia, stop being a vegan.
Let Brian feel.
That's what I just said.
That's what I just said.
He saved me once from a dolphin attack.
Thank you, Martin.
Appreciate it, man.
So Singe.
Makeup on him.
Makeup just on his whole face.
Dead ass.
He would be looking like a straight baddie.
America chick, though.
What's up?
Huh?
Makeup on me?
Yeah, like I feel like you would be a good baddie.
Actually, next Baddie East, they have auditions right now.
Can you actually, I don't know if it's on my Instagram because I wait.
He wants to be a baddie guy.
Bro, what are you doing, Sophia?
Oh, my God.
Sorry, I gotta stop laughing first.
You're hiding from a woman here.
I made Brian a feminine.
Nope.
Negative.
Okay, cool.
All right, we're gonna fucking wrap there.
Thank you.
Can I get some 07s in the chat, guys?
Let's see some 07s.
When is Bobby's?
Actually, what's everybody's, you know, Zodiac sign?
What's your zodiac sign?
I'm an Aquarius.
No wonder me and you vibe really well.
What about you, Brian?
What is your name?
You are mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Why isn't Nick over here?
Yeah, dead ass.
We're gonna wrap the show.
We're gonna end the show.
I mean, be spying.
Thank you for tuning in tonight.
We'll be back live at Sunday, 7 p.m.
Sorry, guys, I'm fucking exhausted.
Sunday, 7 p.m., Pacific.
07's in the chat.
07's in the chat.
07s in the chat.
Thank you guys for tuning in.
We'll see you guys next time.
Okay, Nikki.
Okay, dad, Nikki.
I'll see you there.
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