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Dating Talk #52

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	Welcome to the Whatever Dating Talk podcast coming to you live from Santa Barbara, California.
	Every Sunday and Tuesday at 7 p.m. Pacific.
	Oh, sorry, we're having a little technical issue.
	I'm your host, Brian Atlas.
	I'm joined by my co-host, Kiki.
	She's there.
	There she is.
	Sorry, guys.
	The monitor started bugging out immediately as we started going.
	Guys, a few quick announcements before the show begins.
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	Anyways, guys, so yeah, send a super chat.
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	Eric, can you pull it up?
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Sorry, the thing bugged it out.
	Eric, so you're going to have to go, hold on, go to the window thing.
	We're going to fix it on stream.
	Okay, hit display capture.
	Hit display capture.
	Go down, scroll down.
	Display capture.
	No.
	Yep.
	Okay, now you got to change it.
	Yep.
	There you go.
	Display one.
	Okay, cool, cool, cool.
	All right.
	Sorry, guys.
	We had a technical issue there at the beginning.
	Yo, Danny Bravo, thank you for the membership.
	Appreciate it.
	Tier three, by the way.
	Thank you, man.
	All right.
	So super chats.
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	Anyways, without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves.
	So please tell us your name, age, and occupation.
	Go ahead.
	I am Ivy.
	I'm 21 years old, and I do OnlyFans and Big O live streaming.
	Okay, cool.
	Wait, sorry, what was the first one?
	Bingo?
	Bigo.
	It's kind of small in the U.S. What is Bigo?
	It's a Bigo live streaming app.
	It's kind of like Instagram or TikTok Live, except they monetize you for it more.
	Oh, okay.
	Never heard of it.
	Cool.
	Hello, I'm Livy.
	I'm 23, and I do OnlyFans bikini bodybuilding and fitness real estate.
	Yep.
	Did you say you just said your age, right?
	23.
	23, got it.
	Yeah, cool.
	Hi, my name is Callie.
	I'm 23 years old, and I'm a full-time content creator, OnlyFans creator, and I run a marketing talent and OnlyFans agency.
	Hello, I'm Meg Crittenden.
	I do modeling on Instagram and OnlyFans.
	Age?
	21, I said.
	You did?
	Yeah.
	Did you say it?
	Yeah.
	Because I'm just not listening tonight.
	Shit.
	And are any of you, did you go to university or college at all?
	I dropped out.
	I joined the Army.
	Okay.
	Are you still?
	No, I'm out now.
	Okay.
	Were you enlisted?
	Yeah, I was enlisted.
	Okay.
	Army.
	Okay, cool.
	Go ahead.
	Hi, I'm Grace.
	I'm 18.
	I go to Ventura College and I'm majoring in anthropology.
	Okay.
	Hi, I'm Jay.
	I'm 18.
	I work at Starbucks and I go to Moore Park City College.
	Rock and roll.
	I'm Shania.
	I'm 25 and I work for a hotel.
	Okay, good times.
	And so we're going to go around the table one more time.
	So, current relationship status and longest relationship.
	Go ahead.
	I am single right now and my longest relationship was a year and six months.
	Okay.
	I'm actually married right now and my longest relationship was three years.
	Guys, I need you guys a little closer to the mic.
	You can pull the microphone closer to you.
	So I'm actually married right now, and my longest relationship was for three years.
	Okay.
	Is that, you said your longest relationship was for three years.
	Is that your current relationship?
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	I'm currently in a relationship right now and my longest relationship was six years and I'm currently in it.
	Okay, congrats.
	I am single and my longest relationship was a year-ish.
	I don't even know if I would count it.
	A year-ish.
	Yeah, it's like a year-long.
	Just a reminder, into the mic, into the mic.
	Into the mic.
	On and off.
	Like, do you know what I mean?
	Sure.
	It wasn't like a relationship.
	I am single, but I was in a relationship for like nine months.
	Okay.
	I'm single.
	My longest relationship was two years.
	I'm single, and my longest relationship was roughly seven months.
	Okay.
	Great.
	And so you're single, right?
	Correct?
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So, but you two, you do OnlyFans, but you're in relationships, and you're married.
	I'm married.
	Oh, sorry.
	Getting my wires crossed here.
	You're married.
	Okay.
	And it's interesting because I've heard from a lot of OnlyFans girls that even if they're in a relationship, it's not something that they would publicly disclose because to some degree, whether it's true or not, it has an impact on their earnings.
	Have you found that to be the case for you two?
	I don't think so because they follow us from all our social media and really follow the fantasy of the life that we live.
	So that hasn't really impacted anything.
	And we both also do a lot of girl on girl content and stuff like that.
	So it hasn't really been a problem as far as I would say.
	What do you think?
	I've found that sometimes they actually like it more.
	Then they can play into the fantasy and kind of make you, not make you, but suggest doing things that fill their own fantasy.
	So yeah, kind of works in a favor sometimes.
	All right.
	Cool, cool, cool.
	Are any of you currently on a dating app?
	Only for marketing.
	Oh, okay.
	So you're in a relationship, but you are on the dating app?
	Only for marketing.
	Is it Tinder?
	We do Tinder, Bumble, Hinge.
	We use a lot of different ways to market just because it's a different way for people to find you and have more of an authentic connection and feel like they discovered you more.
	So girls buy promos where it's like very important.
	So the finesse.
	It's the finesse.
	Correct.
	But I mean, you're obviously, you're not genuinely on the apps to date.
	Absolutely not.
	Unless it's a cute girl.
	That would be fine.
	Okay.
	Sweet.
	So we're kind of curious.
	And if you guys are, well, I'll just ask, how much do you guys make on OnlyFans?
	Go ahead.
	Like yearly, monthly, weekly, like monthly, how much per month?
	It really fluctuates sometimes.
	It depends on how much you actually promote yourself.
	So it can, for me, it goes between like probably $6 and $15K a month.
	Okay.
	Between all of us, we make anywhere from about like $15,000 to $110K a month.
	Okay.
	How much do you make?
	I'm going to make roughly $10,000 to $15,000.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	I make $80K.
	A month?
	Congratulations.
	You're not only.
	She's the hero.
	I don't make anything.
	Perhaps the barista is reconsidering her occupation.
	Wow, you should now.
	She's a bista.
	Bendy barista.
	All right, we have a chat here from Stiffler.
	Stiffler wants to ask, ask the ladies to rate their looks on a scale of one to ten.
	Okay, why not?
	Let's get into it.
	Like, how I personally feel?
	Yeah.
	I'd give it a look at that.
	On a scale of one to ten.
	Probably an eight and a half out of ten.
	Okay.
	I don't know.
	I'd have to jump between an eight and like a nine.
	Six.
	Maybe.
	I don't know.
	I give myself a ten because of my personality.
	Like a six.
	Hold on.
	So the clips.
	Yeah, just looks.
	Ten still.
	I think I'm six.
	Okay, but just try to click.
	A 10.
	Okay.
	Like a six and a half.
	Sure.
	Halfway, like a five.
	By the way, who?
	What about you?
	Come on.
	I'm like a solid seven.
	We have some very squeaky chairs, by the way.
	We might have.
	Who has the squeakers?
	It's me.
	It's not me.
	It's you and then you, right?
	We might have to do, Carson, can you do a little swap swaparoo?
	All right, guys.
	Complimentary fit check on the two girls here.
	Sorry, guys, we've scuffed.
	Absolutely scuffed pre-show.
	Let me get beat in cheeks to super chat while we do this.
	She doesn't need this seat booster, though.
	All right, guys, welcome to the whatever podcast where professionalism is our all right.
	Okay, so by the way, oh look, it's Carson.
	Wait, Carson, while you're on screen, can we get like a little tricep?
	Can we see the try?
	Oh, fuck Myron.
	Wait, show us the try.
	Show us the try too.
	Fuck Myron.
	Oh, fuck.
	So hot.
	Did she get one?
	That was so funny.
	Sweet.
	Yeah, but it's funny.
	Sorry, guys.
	Scuffed podcast, as usual.
	Cheeks, yo, after the introduction, can we get a fit check?
	Cheeks, I think the fit check trigger is gifted memberships.
	50 gifted for a fit check.
	We gave you a semi-complimentary fit check, though.
	Oh, God.
	I'm laughing.
	Good times.
	All right, scuffs.
	As per usual.
	And then, yo, Donny Bravo, thank you for the membership, man.
	Appreciate it.
	Why?
	Because you said 10.
	I'm just waiting until we get everyone back situated in the chairs.
	Okay.
	Sweet.
	So, since some of you guys do OnlyFans, do you guys consider it cheating if your boyfriend, significant other partner, whatever, watches porn?
	Let's start with you.
	Definitely not.
	No, not at all.
	Not that I know of.
	The replacement chair is also squeaky.
	I don't think it's cheating, but I just think it's like weird.
	I don't care.
	I do care, which is hypocritical, of course.
	I'll take that right now.
	Sure.
	But I mean, I make porn with them, so it's like I can literally fulfill whatever fantasy you want.
	Oh, so your husband, he participates in your porn.
	No.
	Yes, what do you mean?
	You just said, you literally just said it.
	Confidential.
	Okay, well we'll omit.
	You know what I think the solution is for the squeaky chair?
	If you can just scoot in to the table, that way you're not like leaning in, I think that'll address it.
	Go ahead.
	I don't consider it cheating, but I'd rather they watch it with me than alone.
	That's a good one.
	Okay.
	If that makes sense.
	What if they were just watching it solo?
	I don't really care.
	I don't consider it cheating either way.
	I would just prefer they do it with me.
	Like watch it with me instead of alone.
	By the way, and I mentioned this to you before the show.
	Chat, do you guys think that she looks like Alicia Silverstone from Clueless?
	A little bit?
	I don't know.
	I've never even seen Clueless.
	You're missing out.
	It's a great movie.
	You're missing out.
	You're missing out.
	Cool.
	All right.
	So if you had a pick, though, like if you had a preference, would you prefer that your boyfriend not watch, maybe I shouldn't you not watch porn or go to the strip club?
	Okay, go ahead.
	Oh, oh, a different one.
	Can we do both together?
	So you got ready.
	The question is, do I prefer that my partner doesn't watch porn?
	Would you prefer it if he didn't?
	No, because then you get ideas.
	Okay.
	Go ahead.
	I'd prefer that they don't, but if they're going to, then that's really not a problem.
	I feel like it just depends.
	If they did it before they met me, like watched it a lot before they met me, then I feel like they're just trying to educate themselves a little more.
	I just don't really care if they watch porn.
	Like, okay, just don't kiss someone else.
	I honestly don't care at all.
	I watch porn by myself.
	So like if I was going to say you can't, then that would be weird.
	Like everyone, you know, kind of needs their own time sometimes, if you know what I mean.
	So I feel like it's healthier to not be critical of your partner over that because in the end they end up resenting you because like I said, it's like me time, you know?
	So I would definitely prefer them watching something on a video than paying money and going in and being around physical like women that are like shaking booty in their face and you know getting money and all that.
	Like no hate.
	Love strippers.
	Amazing.
	But I would prefer that they watch corn over that.
	Sure.
	See, I'm the total opposite.
	I'm like, let's go to the or take me with you.
	Yeah, let's go to the strip club.
	Let's go party.
	Let's throw the dollar bills.
	Like I would rather go to a strip club than have that happen because it's like something we're both involved in and it can get like sexy and turn into like foreplay.
	Okay.
	I definitely feel the same way.
	I would like to go with them, but I really don't care if they go without me as long as they're not like eating the stripper's ass.
	And one question for the OnlyFans stuff.
	So, okay, you guys, there's quite a variety of stuff that can be posted on OnlyFans.
	That's correct.
	So is it like, do you guys do BG, solo stuff?
	What do you guys, what kind of content do you guys do?
	Like one by one?
	Yeah, we'll start with you.
	Go ahead.
	I do mainly solo content, but I do occasional girl girl content with them and sometimes boy girl content.
	Sometimes boy girl.
	Sometimes boy girl.
	Sometimes girl girl.
	Okay.
	I do boy girl, girl girl, solo, fetishes, really anything kind of.
	Okay.
	I'm like, yeah.
	I do pretty much everything.
	Girl, girl, boy girl.
	I do threesomes, JOIs, other things, customs, fetishes.
	We do a lot of content together.
	All of us.
	And then what about you?
	I just do Girl Girl and Solo.
	Okay.
	And have any of you done traditional corn?
	No.
	You know, where it's like you just go to a set and they pay you a thousand bucks.
	Like, have any of you done?
	No, that's gross.
	Oh, that's gross.
	Yeah.
	I almost did, but no.
	Almost did.
	Almost did.
	Okay.
	I don't think it's gross.
	I just personally wouldn't do it, nor have I ever done it in the past.
	I have a lot of people.
	Not a personal preference of mine.
	Right.
	Well, and I also, I suspect that you make more money doing your own thing versus one offer.
	You want to do it to market yourself more and if you're comfortable enough to have that kind of content out there, but a lot of people just personally aren't, like myself.
	But a lot of girls are, you know, go all out and it's a great marketing tool for them to be on everything.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So you two are in relationships currently.
	Well, one of you is married.
	You're married.
	I remembered this time.
	You two do OnlyFans and you're single.
	Have you encountered any dating difficulties because of having an OnlyFans?
	I have, actually.
	This one guy basically wanted my money and I gave him 20K to fall in love with me and he never fell in love with me.
	I swear.
	What?
	You gave him 20K to fall in love with you.
	So was that the actual was there a contract?
	No, I literally just sent him money just because I really liked him so much so I thought he wanted me because it was like a chase.
	I'm like a type of person in a chase.
	Like I don't like guys that are like so obsessed with me because I already have like so many.
	So you okay, so repeat that last part because that was quite good.
	You don't like guys that are obsessed with me because I just think it's disgusting because I have like too many guys that just jerk off to me, a lot of famous guys.
	It's just like gross.
	So like I like guys that don't even like me at all and I see like attraction between that.
	It's like weird.
	She likes the chase.
	I like the chase.
	But they like me, but they're not obsessed with me.
	Can we get her a seat boost?
	How tall are you by the way?
	Should we get a seat booster?
	Can we get a receipt, Carson?
	Yeah, just the microphone's blocking you a little bit.
	Okay, so you like guys that basically ignore you and treat you like shit.
	Yes, because it's fun for like.
	Seat booster.
	There you go, cheeks, complimentary.
	So check out.
	It's all good.
	So go ahead.
	I like guys basically that treat me like shit and like I don't know that they treat me like shit because like they act like they like you and they're manipulating you.
	I like guys that manipulate me and I manipulate them back.
	Let's go into that.
	I literally lie to them and tell them I'll send them like money afterwards while they have a girlfriend and then I don't send them money.
	And then they block me and they're like, oh, you're a manipulator.
	You're a liar.
	I'm not a manipulative liar.
	I already gave you 20k and you don't love me enough.
	I know someone else would.
	Okay, so you keep just keep going actually.
	Just keep going.
	Okay, like about the same story or like something else?
	Like a different just keep going.
	Okay, so like basically one time all his friends have like jerked off to me on FaceTime like afterwards.
	Like they all want to fuck me now because they want my money.
	But like afterwards one guy basically that wanted to hook up with me just started jerking off.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like just started jerking off in front of my face while I had my clothes on.
	And like basically he was just like, can I just like watch you like the guys watch on FaceTime?
	And I was just like, no, you can like nut in the bag, not on me.
	You're disgusting.
	It was so funny.
	And not in the bag.
	In the bag.
	In the bag.
	You can nut.
	Wait, this was in person?
	Yes, this was in person.
	This was like the weirdest thing ever.
	Hopefully he's not watching.
	Hello.
	He's probably watching.
	Hello.
	Was it like a Trader Joe's bag?
	What kind of bag was it?
	I didn't notice because he was just like drunk and he just wanted to fuck.
	And I was like, no, and I manipulate all guys.
	If they try to like get with me, I'll like make out with them.
	And then they think that I'm going to fuck them, but I'm not.
	And I just like, like, no.
	Wow.
	You have to pay for this kind of honesty.
	Okay, so you manipulate all guys.
	Because they're all a piece of shit.
	So they literally just want to fuck.
	Well, why does that make them pieces of?
	Because, sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry, because, like, I just want a different person.
	Someone else that wants to like travel with me.
	Not like someone that just wants to sleep with me.
	So all the men that you encounter just want to have sex with you?
	Yes, because they literally want to have sex with me just to flex to all of their people.
	They fuck someone that has 400K followers.
	I'm like, what?
	Yeah.
	And they flex it to all their schools and stuff.
	They're like, here, I just did this with this model girl.
	She has a Tesla.
	She makes this much money.
	You should hit her up.
	That's how people are where I live.
	Okay.
	So you said you manipulate men.
	How do you manipulate them?
	I will text, like, I used to text horny men and tell them that I would send them 30k if basically if they sent me 4k and I got 4k out of this one guy from doing that and didn't send the money back.
	That's how I manipulate men.
	Basically.
	So fraud?
	Is that technically fraud?
	No, because they still like FaceTime me and still pay me so and they still like me.
	So it's okay.
	I'm hot enough.
	No, it's not fraud because I like talk to them still.
	You checked with an attorney?
	No, it's not like that.
	It's just like I like to manipulate people and lie to people for them to do something for me because people are so like bad these days.
	So I tell them I'll pay them because I feel like they just like use me or something.
	So I try to say that to them.
	And then I'm just never do it because like, why the fuck am I going to pay someone?
	So you're like the reverse scammer.
	Yeah.
	Like usually it's the men trying to scam you for like free nude and stuff.
	Yeah, I am.
	Like reverse do it.
	Yeah.
	That's hilarious.
	But like I actually sell stuff when I sell stuff.
	But like make more money.
	Just you know how to like make more money if you just use your brain.
	It's easy to manipulate men.
	Sorry, my stream deck is.
	It's easy to manipulate men.
	I disagree.
	I think it's so easy because like just the way I talk and like everyone just thinks I'm hilarious because I don't make sense sometimes.
	So it's fun.
	I could see that.
	So great observation.
	Yeah, so you said that the men want to sleep with you because of your 400k followers.
	Yes, they do.
	That's true.
	That's the primary reason they want to sleep with you?
	Yes, because they see me and everyone knows who I am, where I live and stuff like that.
	And then like because of my body, most likely, not just because of my followers, but my maybe that's the one I think.
	Yeah, but like it is followers too because they flex that.
	So it's like both.
	She's from like a small town.
	So no one else does like what she does where she's from.
	So they get very like, if someone is friends with her, they like flex it on everyone.
	They don't like.
	Because they don't have money.
	They don't actually have a job really.
	It's a real friendship, I guess.
	So it makes her feel very used.
	So she's built up this wall.
	Where are you from originally?
	Jacksonville, Florida.
	And when did you move to California?
	I didn't move here.
	I just traveled here to come to the podcast actually and do other stuff, modeling and stuff.
	Oh, so you're in Florida?
	Oh, okay.
	Gotcha.
	So that's where you've been.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Normally I only hear people this jaded who live in LA for extended periods of time.
	But would you describe yourself as Jaden?
	Who's Jaden?
	I love this girl.
	This girl's awesome.
	Okay, so who's Jay?
	Well, Will Smith's son, but Jaden.
	Jaden Smith, babe.
	Oh, I don't know who that is still.
	Yeah, she's Jane.
	I'm 21.
	I don't know who that is.
	And no, I don't know who that is.
	I know Jaden.
	Great music.
	Wait, Jared?
	Jaden?
	Sorry.
	From Subway?
	I don't know what he's asking.
	What?
	Are you jaded?
	Are you jaded?
	Like, what do you mean, are you jaded?
	Are you jaded?
	Defined jaded for her.
	You can hide that.
	Go ahead.
	Like, you're, you're, how do you, what is it?
	What's so funny?
	I'm sorry.
	I don't know what that means.
	Stop hating.
	It's funny, Megan.
	You guys are hating on me.
	it's like you're if you've been through a lot of difficult things maybe or had bad experiences you kind of like uh it's typically you're either like lacking some enthusiasm or you're maybe a bit bitter because you've experienced too much of something maybe a lot of negative experiences when it comes to dating, for example.
	Yeah, definitely.
	Definitely.
	Okay, cool.
	You should be a comedian, but I think you got the good timing, I think.
	Thank you so much.
	Oh, wow.
	I thought that was about to get intense, like that scene from Goodfellas where you're like, what do you mean?
	How's it go with the fucking, who's the guy from Goodfellas?
	Fuck.
	Carson, what's his name?
	What is that?
	I have no idea what I'm doing.
	I need to fix something on the computer.
	So while I do that, let's actually shit.
	Actually, I can have Eric do it really quick.
	Actually, no, I have to do this.
	Jaden is not slaying.
	Shut up.
	Oh, my God.
	I'm losing brain cells.
	Me too.
	Yo, Eric, can you pull up one of the videos on the video tab?
	I'm not losing brain cells.
	Like, I don't know.
	No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's the one I showed you.
	Go ahead.
	It's the one with the flowers.
	I swear I do not understand dating anymore.
	These are the dozen of red roses that my date I went out to the other night for the second time picked me up and brought me.
	He proceeded to talk about all of our future dates.
	He's making plans with me.
	He invited me on a ski trip to Mammoth this week.
	Oh my god.
	Hello?
	Again, this was a red bomb girl, so I was like pretty quiet and like not really engaging with it, but not necessarily like shutting it down or saying I'm not interested.
	We went out to dinner, we went to ice cream, great chat, great time.
	He drives me home and in the car he asks me if he can kiss me goodnight and I say, oh no, like I'm just gonna like give you a hug, which I think is appropriate behavior for a second date when you don't know someone that well.
	And the boy ghosts me.
	I have not heard from him since the date.
	And so these roses now just mock me in my apartment.
	They are very pretty, but what the hell?
	Okay, your guys' reaction to that.
	To what?
	You date!
	Ouch!
	She's hot, don't ghost her.
	Start with you, Alicia Silverstone.
	Good too.
	Oh.
	My feelings about that video.
	If I was her, my feelings might be a little hurt.
	I can't lie.
	I would still keep them.
	They were very nice roses.
	I didn't understand the situation.
	Yeah, I don't know what to say about that video.
	Like, yeah.
	I don't know.
	I feel like they met on like Tinder or something.
	I feel like it was like probably a Tinder date hookup and like she took it too seriously.
	You get ghosted, babe.
	It's okay.
	Yeah.
	It's okay.
	You got it.
	Eric, you can remove that.
	It's just someone getting ghosted.
	It's fine.
	Just exit out.
	You'll get up again.
	You can do it.
	You?
	Oh, I already said it.
	Oh, you already said it.
	What about you guys?
	Your reaction to that?
	I don't know what was going on in the video, if I'm going to be honest.
	It was really laggy.
	I was coming into the video.
	I was kind of just sitting here.
	And I think the context of it.
	I had the super chat, Eric, when we have a thing.
	I think the context of it was that she got more roses by the second day and then he ghosted her.
	That's all I've done.
	Yeah, I'll know why.
	Guys, should we play the video again?
	Like, sorry, guys, the fucking...
	We've been having so many technical issues today.
	I don't know why it's lagging.
	Let's watch it one more time.
	I'm sorry, guys.
	Just pull it up.
	Let's see if it's still lagging.
	Not understand dating anymore.
	These are the dozen of red roses that are in the next day.
	I went out the other night for the second time, picked me up and brought me.
	He proceeded to talk about all of our future dates, making plans with me.
	He invited me on a ski trip to Mammoth this weekend.
	It was a little bit of love-bombing behavior, so I was like pretty quiet and like not really engaging with it, but not necessarily like shutting it down or saying I'm not interested.
	We went out to dinner, we went out to ice cream, great chat, great time.
	He drives me home and in the car, he asks me if he can kiss me goodnight, and I say, oh no, like I'm just gonna like give you a hug, which I think is appropriate behavior for a second date when you don't know someone that well.
	And the boy ghosts me.
	I have not heard from him since the date.
	And so these roses now mock me in my apartment.
	They are very pretty, but what the hell?
	Okay, so your reaction to that, I don't know if any of you paid better attention.
	So she says that he love-bombed her because he got her flowers on the second date.
	And then at the end of the date, she said it was nice.
	You know, they went to dinner, they got ice cream, he drops her off at her house or whatever.
	Goes for the kiss.
	She rejects him.
	And then she apparently makes a TikTok about it because she's mad that he ghosted her after she rejected him just for a kiss on the first, sorry, sorry, excuse me, the second date.
	Do you think that she's right for feeling upset because he ghosted her?
	Do you?
	No.
	Me either.
	Yeah.
	You can't do the reverse.
	I was just asking.
	Well, it's okay.
	I guess there's a few things here.
	I don't really feel bad because I've been in so much worse pain than that.
	So like, hell no.
	Okay, you've been in worse pain than you don't feel bad for the girl or you don't feel bad for me.
	There's nothing.
	Like having someone use you for having someone use you for something is worse.
	I'd rather someone ghost me than use me.
	Mood.
	Okay, you'd rather someone ghost you than use you.
	Okay.
	And you've been used before.
	Yes.
	Do you care to elaborate?
	Like just money or just like doing stuff with people or just like the same stuff, basically I said it earlier, or like my clothes, something that they want from me or like pictures, like basic stuff like that.
	And is that going back to the manipulation thing?
	Yes, it always goes back to them.
	It's karma.
	I believe in karma.
	So what is the situation in which you believe karma is?
	Like if someone like just lies to you and acts like they don't like you and they like act like they like you the first time they meet you and then the second time they see you, they act like you're nothing to them.
	But then you buy them something and want to spoil them and they act like you're nothing and nothing happened.
	But basically like what happened is this guy got cheated on when that happened when I liked him.
	So I'm so happy he got cheated on.
	So it doesn't matter.
	He got cheated on by the new girl, the other girl he was talking to while he was talking to me.
	Guys like always talk to a different girl while they're talking to me.
	And then I find out.
	Do you do the same thing?
	No, I don't.
	You're a one girl.
	Yeah.
	Or sorry, excuse me, one guy at a time type of girl.
	Not right now, but like.
	You're going to switch it up or what?
	Yeah, like not, I'm not going to switch it up.
	At my one time, like, obviously, there's always going to be a favorite.
	And then there's going to be people down the list that like are nothing, but still there.
	Okay.
	Huh.
	Okay, so.
	I know I'm a lot.
	I'm sorry.
	No, it's good.
	You just met me.
	I'm so sorry.
	But this is my personality.
	No, it's good.
	So just to bring it back to the video, so she rejected his kiss.
	And she mentioned that he asked for the kiss.
	So I want to touch on that.
	Would it be a turnover?
	Let me frame it like this.
	Would you prefer a guy to just go for the first kiss or losing my train of thought?
	Would you prefer a guy to ask for the first kiss or to just go for it?
	I would prefer they ask just so it's not uncomfortable if they go for it and I'm like no.
	Just do it.
	I feel like it kind of depends.
	Hold on, let's just.
	I think just do it.
	I think it's kind of like, it could be romantic either way, but I think it's just like if you like move in for the kiss, it kind of shows you're like not aggressive, but like you're adamant about it.
	And then I don't know.
	I think it works better if you just do it.
	Just do it.
	Go some balls and do it.
	Okay.
	Sorry.
	Go ahead.
	I would say just do it.
	I would honestly be turned off if someone asked me to kiss me.
	Just go for it.
	You know?
	Ask if you maybe are going to do further than that.
	Sure.
	But kissing.
	Sure.
	That's how you kind of tell if you like someone.
	I say just do it because usually guys like beg me all the time and they will just randomly do it.
	I'm just like, you're disgusting.
	Like get off of me.
	So like just do it.
	But like if you are doing it bad, I'm going to push you away by the way.
	Okay.
	I feel like it kind of depends because I feel like the guy is asking for the reason that like they won't be rejected.
	That's why they're mostly asking for it.
	But if she's giving obvious signals that she does like him, then I'd say just go for it.
	But other than that, no.
	I say just go for it.
	I actually had someone say, I want to kiss you.
	So instead of asking, it's like, I want that part.
	Oh, that was like hot.
	Whatever you want now.
	Yeah, yes.
	All right, guys, we're about to lose the monitor again.
	We're having major technical issues tonight in the studio.
	As I mentioned, whatever media, whatever podcast, we are at the forefront of professionalism and not having technical difficulties.
	Okay, so some of you, it sounded like most of you said you'd prefer, though, the guy to just go for it.
	Right?
	It would be a turn off if.
	If they like beg.
	Well, not beg, but if a guy just said different.
	Yeah, begging is.
	It's kind of hot, though.
	No, it's not.
	It depends on who it is.
	If it's like a younger guy begging, I've had experience with younger guys trying to go.
	Do you not see it?
	Do you not see it?
	It's really based off the vibe of the situation, to be honest.
	That's what I mean.
	Do you know what I mean?
	Like, beggaring like that.
	Like, that's gross.
	Sorry, guys.
	We're having some.
	We're still live, but the fucking shit's bugging out, bro.
	Go F11, Eric.
	Yeah, it's already F11.
	We're good.
	Okay.
	Sorry, guys.
	I'm trying to host, and then the fucking technical issues are distracting me.
	Like, so, okay.
	Scuffed show as usual.
	Okay, so the reason I kind of ask is because guys here, we hear two things.
	On one hand, it's like in certain universities in California, there's this thing like affirmative consent, where like at each new step, like you need to verbalize and ask.
	And I feel like organic sex, like that's not how that's not romantic.
	It doesn't go down like that.
	Like, obviously, consent's important, but like, so guys are being taught, okay, well, you need to ask each time that you make the next move, and it's just like that's just weird.
	Yeah, it's weird, but it's guys are on one hand, guys don't want to like be put in a position where the girl's like, oh, he didn't ask me at this one point, and then gets like falsely accused of something, you know?
	Yeah.
	It's, yeah.
	Anyways, guys, sorry for the technical difficulties.
	Let's get caught up on some super chats while that gets figured out.
	Okay, so we have, let's see, we have Cheeks here, 20 Love Super Chat and the whole panel give the audience a big bright smile to the camera.
	I expect a woman with a big, beautiful smile, as does a man of my stature.
	If you guys want into this camera, maybe a wink if you want.
	Okay, there you go, Cheeks.
	Thank you, man.
	I appreciate it.
	The tongue.
	I had to stick the tongue out.
	All right, we have Urbano here with the what currency is this, but thank you, man.
	Hi, Brian.
	I follow your channel all the way from Brazil.
	Oh, it's Brazilian Riga.
	I don't know.
	Thank you, man.
	Would just like to send this as a token of appreciation for all the great service you do to men worldwide.
	Boa noit no good evening in Portuguese.
	Thank you, man.
	Really appreciate the support.
	Means a lot.
	And thank you for your patronage, man.
	Appreciate it.
	All right, we have Chaz here, $20 Super Chat.
	Thank you, Grace.
	I don't know how you're keeping such a straight face around the women to your left.
	Stone cold.
	Keep it up, cham.
	Okay, all right.
	Champ, yes.
	And then we have Gus here, $20 Super Chat.
	A promiscuous woman equals 304.
	A man equals a 304 maker.
	By doing OF sax, a phone.
	Do you guys, any of you, play instruments in your OnlyFans?
	No.
	All you're offering, so that's all we want.
	Oh, Sax is all you're offering, so that's all we want.
	What's sad is that the more freedom you got, especially sexually, the levels of depression have risen.
	Thoughts on that, guys?
	None of us are offering sex.
	Like, he said you're offering sex when you do OnlyFans.
	We're not offering to have sex with any man on our OnlyFans.
	Well, you are offering your sexuality.
	Yeah, we're offering to let you see us have sex.
	You can't have sex with us.
	Right.
	Or have a chance to by messaging us there.
	I don't like guys a fantasy.
	Have sex with me on OnlyFans, though.
	I don't do that.
	Although, question.
	How much would it cost for you to meet up with someone?
	There's no amount.
	Never pay me enough to meet up with somebody on the internet.
	A million?
	No.
	If I fucked them already, yeah.
	Like if I didn't fuck them already.
	You already had met them at that point, though.
	Like a random person, never.
	Okay.
	All right.
	All right.
	We have Pollux99.
	Thank you, man.
	Pry.
	Consensus is building.
	Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
	Send the asteroids.
	Send the damn asteroids.
	Yeah, I got something coming here for you.
	Or the balloon.
	Whoa.
	Oh, whoa.
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah.
	That was kind of cool.
	Wow.
	All right.
	We have Purple Hills here.
	Thank you for the $20 Super Chat.
	Appreciate it, man.
	It's super interesting dating women.
	Once you become high value, many won't tell you they have a boyfriend/slash husband while you're dating them.
	Only after doing social media, digging while you find out, cold world.
	Any reactions to that?
	I don't think that's very easy to hide unless you have some like alter identity platform thing that has no, I don't know, ties to your normal life.
	But I've never experienced that.
	Sorry if you have.
	All right, we have Al Pachenyo here, $20 Super Chat.
	Good evening, Nate.
	Oh, shit, the fucking asteroids come.
	Okay, I stopped it.
	That was a close one.
	All right, good evening, ladies.
	I'm interested to hear the story of how you met your significant other, or at least if you're single, and what is that thing that made them stand out from the rest?
	Hashtag for science simplify.
	So of those of you, so just I think you two are the only ones with a relationship right now.
	Just quick story.
	How did you meet your partner?
	So we actually met on Snapchat, which is like the craziest love story in the world.
	You wouldn't expect it.
	We just started Snapchatting each other randomly, and I was like, oh, he's kind of cute.
	And he's like, oh, she's kind of cute.
	And I like slid up on one of his stories because he posted a TikTok saying, I need to find a cute job, a cute gym blonde girl.
	And I like slid up and said, yeah, I can't talk right now.
	You know what?
	Here's what.
	You can't talk.
	Maybe we swap you two.
	Swap your seats.
	I can talk all day.
	Let's swap you.
	Oh, my God.
	Let's do a little swap.
	Yeah.
	I'm like freaking out.
	But I'm not.
	I just.
	No, you're fine.
	You're fine.
	Oh, so do you want to?
	Yeah, we'll do the swap, though.
	We'll do the swap.
	Oh, like, I sit there.
	I think it's better too because she's taller than you because I feel like in the corner you get.
	Is that real fur, by the way?
	No.
	No, it's vegan.
	Oh, it's vegan fur?
	It's not real fur.
	Okay.
	No, we don't do that.
	It's okay if you did.
	I just think that's like shout out Spirit Hoods.
	Thanks for the free jacket.
	Cool.
	Thank you.
	Sorry.
	So how did you meet your partner?
	I actually met him over FaceTime.
	My best friend at the time was hanging out with him and he was actually in a relationship when I saw him on FaceTime and I was like, who is that?
	Like put him on the camera now.
	Like who is that?
	And I was like obsessed with him.
	I was like, who is that?
	And I talked to him for like a few minutes.
	And then my friend took the phone away and he was like, his girlfriend's in the other room.
	Like settle down.
	And I was like, I don't give a fuck.
	Like, that's mine now.
	And yeah.
	And I ended up finding his Instagram.
	My friend wouldn't give it to me.
	So I had to do some digging, found it, and then followed him.
	And then I came out to LA and was visiting my friend.
	And he invited him over.
	And I got to meet him in real life.
	And we just immediately were inseparable.
	He didn't even go home to his girlfriend that night till the morning.
	Wait.
	It was pretty instant.
	And we've been pretty inseparable since then.
	You said his girlfriend.
	Correct.
	So when you met him, he was in a relationship.
	A long relationship.
	And you met him on FaceTime and he met up with you at some point?
	Yeah, our mutual friend who was hanging out with him that I met on FaceTime with him, I went to his apartment to stay there and hang out with him.
	And he invited him over, and he does music.
	So he was like, oh, he'll teach you how to use the CDJs and stuff.
	And I didn't know it was him, but he came over and I was like, that's the guy from FaceTime.
	Like, oh my God, I've been wanting to meet him.
	And then we just had so much in common immediately and stayed together the whole night and then the next day and then for sure.
	Forever.
	By the way, just you can scoop forward a little bit in the chair, please.
	But so you met him on FaceTime and then that was it that same night that you guys linked up?
	No, it was actually like probably a month or so later.
	And it was like, you know, I didn't think he was thinking anything of me.
	But I ended up finding out that him and his manager at the time were both lurking.
	Okay.
	What do you mean by lurking?
	Like I saw like they had liked like pictures of mine, like older pictures and stuff.
	Oh my god, so hot.
	I know.
	Wait, they had pictures?
	No, they had liked, like, I saw their names on photos once I knew that they had liked stuff.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And so was his relationship on the rocks or like why did he?
	It wasn't great, but he also wasn't like fully in a place to leave it, honestly, when we first met.
	I think things got like progressively more intense between us over about a month period.
	And then I came out to LA again, and he literally took her to the airport and moved me like right into his apartment.
	Okay.
	Wow.
	That's, and I mean, do you have any concerns that that could happen again to you?
	I mean, I did, but we are like extremely close.
	If it did happen, like, I mean, like, I'm capable of doing the same thing to him.
	Like, I can't say that he would do that.
	But she's the one to always be calling me up and it's like, he's doing this.
	He's doing this.
	I love him.
	Love you, Matthew.
	But she'd be crying sometimes and she's my best friend.
	And like, then I'm like, Hallie, just don't be dumb.
	Because she knows that that's like who I'm gonna stay with, you know?
	I'm not gonna go anywhere else.
	Sure, sure.
	That's me.
	Got it.
	So I'm gonna get to the rest of the soup chats here pretty soon.
	I had a question for you, though.
	So you were in the Army, correct?
	You're in the military?
	Yes, I was.
	How long were you in?
	I was enlisted for four years.
	Four years.
	What rank did you rise to?
	I got out as a specialist.
	Okay.
	Got it.
	And then were you deployed anywhere?
	I was never deployed.
	I had the opportunity to go to Kuwait, but they ended up sending a sergeant over me, which was kind of sad.
	I wanted to get deployed.
	So you just, you were stateside?
	I was stateside the entire time.
	Okay.
	And what was your, did you have like a specific job?
	I was a horizontal construction engineer.
	I was basically the Army's version of a construction worker.
	A horizontal construction engineer.
	I made roads.
	I played with bulldozers and like.
	Horizontal.
	As opposed to vertical.
	I don't build things.
	I wreck them.
	I see.
	I make them flat.
	Did you date?
	While you were in the military, did you do any dating?
	I don't date.
	She had to marry someone, though, when she was in the military.
	Oh, yeah.
	I didn't have to marry him.
	I chose to get a contract marriage with one of my good friends.
	Who is also in the military?
	Who is a Marine.
	Okay.
	Actually.
	Can I have you just move the mic that way?
	Perfect.
	Go ahead.
	He was a Marine at the time, and we wanted to get BAH because they basically pay you if you're married in the military.
	They will give you extra money every single month.
	And we just got an apartment together and we were just homies.
	It was very platonic.
	We never did anything.
	We were just homies from high school who were both in the military, who wanted some extra bread at the time.
	Not that deep.
	And you said that you don't date.
	I don't like to date.
	What do you do instead?
	I like to be alone.
	Okay.
	Personally, I think I'm the best person ever, so I like to be by myself.
	Okay.
	So would you say you're more introverted?
	I'm an introverted extrovert.
	I don't mind going out places, and I will have a good time if I do go out somewhere.
	I just personally know I would have an even better time at home laying in bed with my dog, watching some TV.
	Okay.
	So I kind of relate to that.
	So okay.
	But you did have a relationship, right?
	You said your longest relationship was, how long was it?
	It was a year and a half.
	A year and a half, that's right.
	It was from high school until I got enlisted and sent to basic training.
	And then we broke up and I haven't really had a boyfriend ever since.
	Okay.
	Yeah, but you're just 21.
	I'm just 21.
	So you just got out of the military?
	I did.
	I just recently got out of my contract.
	Where were you stationed?
	Where were you stationed?
	I was in Fort Drum, New York.
	Fort Drum, New York.
	It's by Syracuse-ish.
	And you live in L.A.?
	I live in North Carolina.
	Oh, you live in North Carolina?
	Okay.
	Do any of you live in LA?
	Because you're in Florida, you're in L.A. You're in Irvine.
	You're in Irvine.
	You guys are in Ventura.
	Camarilla.
	Camarillo, Ventura.
	Wow, this, okay, nobody from Santa Barbara here.
	Okay, so, and then a couple of you not from California.
	So when's the last time that you dated?
	I mean, I know you said you don't date, but I mean, have you?
	I personally will not anymore.
	I don't make an attempt anymore.
	I don't care to.
	I don't want to date anybody.
	I'm way too happy by myself.
	Please do not bother my piece.
	But when I was trying, it's like I will find literally anything about you to hate, and then I will hate it forever, and you will never have a chance.
	Because I will find that one thing, and I will never not hate it about you.
	Interesting.
	I'm very toxic.
	That's why I don't do it.
	I will not put somebody else through my toxicity.
	That's not fair.
	In what ways are you toxic?
	I will train you like a dog.
	You'll train someone?
	I will train you like a dog.
	Eric, is it at 70?
	Can you check the audio?
	I'm not going to force you to get on your hands and knees unless you want to, but it's like the littlest thing will set me off and I will just instantly never unsee it.
	The ick.
	It's the ick.
	And I get the ick with every single person I come across.
	Every single person.
	I try to date, I guess.
	Okay.
	I force myself to find something not to like because I know I just don't want to be with them.
	I'm like, please leave me alone.
	I will be old and alone with 10 dogs.
	And happy.
	Do you want children?
	No.
	Do you think, maybe not now, but do you think in the future?
	No.
	No kids?
	That's fine.
	I don't like children.
	They scare me.
	Okay.
	What else scares you?
	Clowns and really unevenly chopped cucumber slices.
	That's interesting.
	Sorry.
	So, are Persian cucumbers or the big meaty cucumbers?
	Yeah, and if it's like not, because I like cucumbers.
	I eat a cucumber every single day.
	That's what I'm doing.
	Yo, me too.
	It's so pertinent.
	Yo, cucumbers in the chat.
	It sounds good.
	It's weird for people who don't like eat cucumbers like that, but if you have like a cucumber and the slices aren't even, it's gonna, ugh, the hummus slides off.
	Hummus?
	I don't like hummus.
	You don't have it with hummus?
	No, I eat it with cucumber.
	It's a little bit like salt and a gray.
	Okay.
	Yeah, you might be a psycho.
	I was raised upstate Pennsylvania as a dairy farmer, so it's like, we have some weird stuff we do out there.
	Everything okay?
	What's up?
	Oh, what?
	I just have long legs.
	Oh, okay.
	Gotcha.
	Okay.
	Mine are trying to be shoved under the stable.
	I'm not here.
	Well, I think it should be fine.
	Just the table's blocking you.
	But okay, so you said you're very toxic.
	Yeah.
	Do you want to elaborate a little further on?
	I just, if you do something and I don't like it, I'm going to be like, never do that again.
	And then if they do it again, get out.
	Leave.
	If you won't change it immediately, I need you to be.
	You don't think that's toxic.
	It's the littlest, it's not like, it's like the littlest thing you do.
	If you do not put your dirty sock in the laundry hamper, and I tell you one time, I will warn them one time to do it.
	If they don't do it again, get the fuck out.
	Get out of my house.
	Okay.
	So do short views.
	I have a very short few.
	I have anger issues.
	Oh.
	Why do you think that is?
	I don't know.
	I should probably go to therapy.
	I am your therapist.
	Did you, was this something that developed even before?
	I've just always, I can get along with everybody.
	I personally feel like I can get along pretty well with most people.
	I just like to be alone.
	And if I'm with somebody for too long and I can't get them away from me, I don't like them.
	If I'm married, you have to have a totally separate house.
	A separate house.
	You have to have a different house.
	A different house.
	A different house.
	I could see, like, I could do different rooms.
	Or go on a vacation twice a month.
	Different bed.
	Go on a vacation once a month and it might be okay.
	But like, you have to not be with me every day or I will hate you.
	Okay.
	Okay, interesting.
	And so you don't want kids.
	Could you see yourself like with a life partner, though?
	I could.
	If I found somebody, like I said, I'm not a fan of most human beings.
	So it's really hard for me to find someone I actually have that energy with.
	Hence the reason I don't date people.
	If I can't match you like that instantly, I'm not going to put you through anything like that.
	Why would I play games with people?
	And you said when it comes to men, are you straight or you're bisexual?
	Bisexual.
	Okay.
	And is that the case for both men and women that you kind of like.
	Yeah, I actually try to stay away from dating women.
	I had a woman from Wisconsin come break my windows.
	What?
	Wow.
	She drove from Wisconsin to Pennsylvania and shattered the windows out of my Jeep Wrangler in February.
	Pennsylvania.
	Are you near Westchester?
	I am near absolutely nothing.
	Okay.
	I am in a cornfield.
	Okay.
	Because I know, well, actually, it doesn't matter.
	At least four hours from every city you know.
	Okay, so you said that you will zero in on something about someone that just pisses you off.
	Can you give us maybe a couple of examples that actually occurred?
	Like the sock example, the first, like the last time I actually tried to hold a relationship, he came over and he was cool for the first like three days.
	I was like, I lay out my rules.
	I'm clean.
	My house, spotless.
	My drawers folded, everything.
	My bed made every morning.
	And when someone comes in and they don't like have that same energy, it's like, I don't know if that's a mental illness, probably.
	But if you're not going to rock with it, get out.
	If you can't make my bed the exact way I need it to be made, don't touch my bed.
	And he tried to make my bed.
	And he's out of my house.
	He made my bed wrong.
	That's so stupid, though.
	That's why I don't date people, Meg.
	You're just stupid for that, honestly.
	You think I'm stupid for not wanting a man in my life?
	No.
	Well, have a back and forth.
	Go ahead.
	I don't think it's stupid.
	I just think it's stupid.
	It's my space.
	She's just like saying it's my space, place.
	I can't talk.
	What I'm sorry.
	I just don't understand your point of view on it, to be honest.
	Just because, like, why do you care if someone moves you a pillow and you're like, you're out?
	That's just me and Jason.
	Like I said, I will find something that I don't like about you.
	So it's just an if.
	That's just how she is.
	That's just how she is.
	If you will not do what I need you to do with my shit, you will not be touching.
	I get like that with certain things.
	And if you try to do it and I tell you not to, and you still try to do it, get out.
	It's my house.
	I pay the rent.
	Don't touch my shit.
	I just think that's so funny because I feel like people would just mess with you just because you get mad that easily.
	Probably.
	Hence the reason I stay by myself.
	I have friends that know how to not make me mad.
	That's good.
	Like me.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	That's.
	Do you have a type in a guy?
	Like, physically?
	Yeah, physically.
	I have a very specific physical type.
	Personality too.
	Go ahead and let us know.
	You have to have a kind of similar personality to me.
	You can't be immature.
	You have to be mature, but also funny.
	You have to be funny.
	Funny.
	My physical type is extremely specific.
	Like, you have to be at least 6'2.
	You have to be tan.
	You have to have tattoos.
	You have to have blue eyes, brown hair.
	Literally.
	And you have to smell good.
	And you have to smell good.
	All right.
	Like I said, I will happily die sad and alone.
	Don't you worry about me.
	I will happily die with my dog next to me.
	And so you're, how tall are you?
	So way on spin.
	Wait, guys.
	I'm 5'10.
	Guys, just let her.
	Oh, you're 5'10.
	Okay, so 6'2 is not totally unreasonable, but 6'2 is a very small percentage of men.
	I think that's like less than.
	I dated a man shorter than me once, and it was not good.
	I will not do it again.
	Of the sex.
	I don't know if every short man is bad in bed, but that one was.
	I can't speak for all of them.
	I haven't touched every short man.
	Well, not that short guys are bad in bed, but maybe you just, it's kind of you want a guy who's bigger than you.
	You can't be like 5'4 and chillin' next to you.
	You're gonna look like my son.
	You're gonna look like my son.
	You can't be like 5'4 trying to ball with like a 5'10.
	Yeah.
	You can if the girl likes 5'4 and she's 5'10.
	I don't.
	Okay.
	Okay, so funny, 6'2, tan tattoos, blue eyes, dark hair.
	What is it?
	Slightly in shape at least.
	I go to the gym, so you also have to be semi-in to fitness.
	Yo, chat, should we do the delusion calculator?
	The delusion calculator?
	Like I said, I know my standards are extremely unreasonable, and I will happily not date anybody until I meet my standards.
	This guy made this.
	That's the reason I do solo.
	I'm the Overwatch character, by the way, if anyone was wondering.
	That's me.
	Oh.
	But we, no, there's this calculator that somebody made.
	Maybe we'll go through it.
	But, okay, so I want to come back to, I have a few more questions for you, but I do want to let everyone go.
	So, what's your type?
	My type basically is if you literally look like a fuckboy.
	Like, a guy that looks younger than me, I like guys that are like a year younger, basically.
	And, like, a guy that has tan, dark hair, and like just likes to surf or like skate.
	Like, basic white boy.
	Okay.
	So, you said you like fuckboys or guys who look like fuckboys.
	Yes, guys that look like fuckboys.
	But, like, have big muscles, like, work out all the time, and like just are successful, know what they're doing.
	Like, if they're working at McDonald's, why would I want to date you?
	If the guy, why would you want to date a guy who's working at McDonald's?
	Yeah, that's it.
	Well, you said you make how much again it was like 80K a month or something like that.
	Yeah, I want someone to be successful and know what they want.
	Okay, you said you're attracted to fuckboys, but you mentioned earlier that a lot of the guys just use you for sex, is that right?
	Yeah.
	But I mean, if you're attracted, if you find fuckboys attractive, is it any surprise that?
	No, because like at first, like, I feel like I can change someone, and like, that's how I feel in a relationship.
	I feel like you can change someone who they are, and like you can just change them, not be a fuckboy anymore and train them.
	Like a dog.
	There's this saying, hold on, I'm gonna look it up really quick.
	Hold on.
	Y'all thought it was true.
	And how tall are you, by the way?
	5'3, 5'2.
	What's your bare minimum height for a guy?
	They have to be at least like 5'11.
	Okay.
	Got it.
	Hold on.
	I'm trying to pull this up really quick.
	Something about the whole changing thing.
	Let me see.
	One sec, guys.
	So you said that you want to change a guy.
	Like, change a guy, like, not be a fuckboy.
	Like, train him to like want himself and like himself and not just sleep with other girls.
	Okay.
	So I have this quote here that I think is kind of relevant.
	So, and this applies to relationships too, but men marry women with the hope they will never change.
	Women marry men with the hope they will change.
	Invariably, they are both disappointed.
	Agree or disagree?
	Disagree.
	Disagree?
	Disagree.
	I disagree.
	I severely disagree.
	I disagree.
	Okay.
	So I'll come back to that too.
	So what's your type?
	My type?
	I assume you're your current boyfriend's your type, but what's your type?
	You really have to get me.
	A big part of me is music.
	So you have to share that love for music.
	Emo, a little bit.
	I used to do music.
	I used to be signed to Warner Brothers in a project with him, actually.
	But that's kind of how we connected.
	If anyone knows the band brand new, that was what we first heard together.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Okay.
	But I like someone, you know, have to have a nice body.
	I'm very big on hands.
	If you have weird fingers or hands, that is a big turn off for me.
	I know that's very weird.
	Like I like your arms to be like veiny and like you look like you can like you can do something with your hands.
	You know, like I'm that's gonna be a part of what we're doing.
	So that's a big thing for me.
	So you don't like gamer hands?
	I don't know what those really look.
	Yeah, I do actually.
	I do.
	I mean, I am also a gamer, but I guess personality-wise, very like possessive.
	I like a guy to be very clingy, very like possessive, and like, you know, kind of like daddy-ish.
	Like, tell me what to do.
	I'm the opposite.
	I'm like, I'm telling you what to do.
	Yeah, I'm very, like, submissive in that aspect.
	You're more dominant.
	Yes.
	What about you?
	Would you say you're more dominant?
	Oh, pull the mic to the edge of the table.
	I'm pretty dominant, I'd say, but I'm also occasionally submissive.
	It depends on who it is.
	So are you saying like for I'm very dominant with women?
	I'm very submissive with men.
	Okay.
	And are you talking just in the bedroom?
	Are you also talking like in the relationship?
	It's like in total.
	Totally.
	To be honest.
	Overall.
	I feel like they're dominant in the relationship and I'm like dominant in bed.
	It's like that for me.
	Oh, okay.
	I thought you meant you were dominant in the relationship.
	They are.
	Okay.
	Not me.
	I'm like in bed dominant.
	Because I could see it.
	You being dominant in the relationship.
	I could see that.
	But okay.
	No!
	Yes.
	I was joking.
	Oh, okay.
	I was being sad asking.
	So what is your type?
	My type.
	Your husband, I assume.
	Obviously, yes.
	But I like tall.
	I like built fitness.
	I kind of like a dominant guy, but that has like a teddy bear sweet side.
	Funny is super important.
	Like, I need someone that can be my best friend and goof around with, but also someone that I want to like tear their clothes off in the bedroom.
	Okay.
	Oh, just really for you two.
	How tall are you and what's the minimum height, like a high preference for guys?
	I'm 5'8, and so I like them to be above like six foot.
	Okay, sure.
	Yeah.
	I'm 5'7.
	I don't really care as long as you're not shorter than me.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Like my type in guys or how tall they need to be?
	Both.
	Okay.
	Just brown hair, brown eyes, and not overly egotistical.
	And any guy that isn't like completely down to my knees short.
	And so how tall are you?
	I'm 5'6.
	So bare minimum height?
	It was like up to my forehead, I guess.
	So he could be shorter than you by like an inch.
	It depends, yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I really like Mexican guys.
	I love Mexican guys.
	Are you Mexican?
	Yeah, I am.
	I'm a Mexican Italian.
	But yeah, just any guy that, like she was saying, where they're a little bit dominant, but they have a soft side to them.
	I love that.
	Yeah, and I don't care about height, really.
	As long as they're my height or taller, that's perfect.
	And how tall are you?
	I'm 5'3 or 5'4.
	Okay, so not too hard for you.
	Go ahead.
	I'm a sucker for a goofball.
	So they have to be really goofy.
	They have to be super funny.
	Other than that, that's about it.
	For guys, I like beards.
	For girls, I like blondes.
	And before you ask, I am 6'2.
	Guys, I'm not a man lit here.
	Let's do the fucking comparison.
	You guys think I'm like, she's just an Amazon woman.
	She's tall.
	And yeah, I could care less if they're shorter than me.
	Usually girls are, so.
	Right.
	Okay.
	Got it.
	So let me get these soup chats, but I did want to come back to something here soon.
	So okay, we have, did we do this one?
	I'm interested to hear the story of how you met here.
	Yeah, we did this one.
	Cheeks, $20 super chat.
	Thank you, man.
	Do your fathers know you do OnlyFans asking for a friend?
	My dad knows I do it, but he just kind of calls it my internet work and leaves it at that and says he's happy for me.
	Are your parents still together?
	No, but they're both happily with somebody else now.
	Sure.
	Yes, my dad knows because he was like the first one actually was supporting me before my mom was.
	And my dad take pictures of me.
	My mom takes pictures of me for OnlyFans, too.
	Your mom and dad, they're your photographers.
	They don't care.
	And you do full nudity on the other side.
	OnlyFans?
	Like, take pictures like that, like, just like teasing.
	Like, I don't care.
	Or like pictures of my ass like in a bathing suit.
	Like, they don't do that.
	Do they do that myself?
	Do they, are they like act as your manager too?
	With my money.
	They, like, my mom does my taxes for me, basically.
	Sure.
	And, like, just like my dad is on the account too.
	Okay.
	Like, does it.
	Got it.
	What about you?
	What was the question?
	Yeah, it was, does your, what do you do?
	Does your dad know?
	He does.
	He honestly completely disowned me when I did it.
	I haven't seen him in about four years.
	He's not very supportive of me.
	You've been doing OnlyFans for four years now?
	I, yeah, almost agree.
	You got in pretty early then.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I started about when COVID was getting bad.
	Got it.
	That was kind of a good idea.
	So your father disowned you because his whole side of the family.
	Is he a pretty traditional, maybe conservative guy?
	My dad's military.
	Military.
	He's very scary.
	What branch of the military?
	He used to be a Marines, Army.
	He was in the Marines.
	He was a lieutenant in the Marines.
	And then he was in the Naval Reserve.
	And then he was a Merchant Marine.
	And then after that, he was working on military armed ships guarding other ships from pirates in the Middle East.
	Okay, so he disowned you.
	Correct.
	How did that go down?
	Like, did you tell him that?
	Actually, my parents got divorced.
	And when they got divorced, we all had to go to court.
	And when we were in court, his main argument was that my mom didn't need to receive any money from the situation because I was a corn star and I essentially could take care of her and she didn't need to receive any money from him or anything.
	So he publicly said all of that in court.
	How did that argument go over with the judge?
	They were all pretty shocked.
	It was kind of like a large moment of silence because he had said a lot of other things like I'm cutting you off the insurance.
	Like I don't want anything to do with you with this, with this.
	And everyone was just like, you know, took like a second and then it just continued.
	But the lawyers and everything, even on his side, like apologized to me.
	They were like, no child should have to like hear that from their father.
	Right.
	Well, I mean, I'm not an attorney, but I, in terms of a divorce, I can't imagine that a daughter's income would be it has no pertinence to the situation.
	I can't see how that'd be factored in.
	Yeah, but okay.
	So, and you haven't spoken to him in four years?
	I have texted him and talked to him on the phone a few times.
	Every time I've kind of tried to let him in, he does me dirty, but I haven't physically seen him since we were in court that day.
	Do you think there's an opportunity to reconcile?
	I would prefer not to.
	Okay, so you don't want to?
	No.
	Has he tried to?
	Yeah.
	What does your dad think of your OF?
	So my parents both actually found out, like, they found it.
	They found the page themselves, kind of didn't know what the site was because I started like four years ago, three years ago now as well.
	So it was when it was still kind of small.
	And they came right down to my room, and I was still at the house.
	I was in the middle of moving.
	And they go, what is this?
	And literally pull up the site.
	So there's no way of me like getting out of that.
	They kicked me out of the house completely, like completely disowned me, similar to her.
	But I mean, we're close now.
	Like we're like best friends now.
	We love each other.
	And I like see them almost every weekend.
	So.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	So, question for you guys.
	And I could be wrong, but I maybe detected this from you.
	Do you or have you dealt with any celebrities when it comes to dating?
	Not like dating, just like hookup.
	Like, they just want to like sleep with me, basically.
	Like, any guy, like, you just DM them and they will respond.
	Drake?
	Not him.
	Oh, that's right.
	Like, like, TikTokers, like TikTokers.
	Or like Landon Barker that's dating Charlie D'Amelio.
	Like, he will open my stuff so fast and he's dating Charlie D'Amelio and I don't care.
	Landon Barker.
	Who's that?
	Travis Barker's son.
	Who the fuck is that guy?
	You don't know who Travis Barker is?
	I know Travis Barker.
	I don't know Landon.
	Like, that's his son.
	Okay.
	And Courtney Kardashian is married to Travis Barker, so that's why I'd want to talk to him.
	Okay.
	But so did you hook up with Landon?
	No, I did not.
	Oh, but you guys are with one guy before.
	His name's Jeremy Hutchins.
	Who's that?
	This famous guy.
	Who the fuck is that guy?
	I don't know any of these people.
	Okay, so.
	Yeah, don't need to know them.
	I don't want you to know them.
	Sure, sure.
	Okay, so kind of related to that, has, and we're going to start over here.
	Has anyone with a blue check mark ever slid into your DMs on Instagram?
	Yes.
	You don't have to say who, you can if you want, but just was he a musician, actor, producer, whatever?
	He was an actor.
	Actor, famous actor?
	Yes.
	Very famous actor?
	Yes.
	Older, younger?
	Older.
	How old?
	I think he was in his 40s.
	Kevin Spacey?
	No.
	No, he's got to be in his 50s.
	And I think he's gay.
	Okay, so anybody else?
	Any other blue check marks?
	Yeah.
	Athletes, NFL players, what?
	Usually actors or musicians.
	Okay.
	And then a random model.
	Have you met up with any of them?
	No.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	No.
	No blue check marks?
	No.
	No blue?
	Okay, go ahead.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	How many would you say, if you estimate total?
	Just a little closer into the mic if you can.
	I know it's a bit far away from you.
	Sorry.
	Yeah, it's fine.
	I don't know how many, but it's been ranging from each type of job.
	Would you say maybe like over 100 blue check marks?
	Over like 50.
	Over 50?
	Okay, sure.
	And just you said a variety, athletes.
	Yeah, athletes, musicians, actors.
	Have you ever met up with any of them?
	I met one in Miami for like a fun trip.
	Sure.
	And I'm talking in the romantic context, by the way.
	Like they DM'd you because they're trying to get at you, you know?
	Maybe like once, yeah.
	Sure, that's fine.
	What about you?
	Yes, a lot of them.
	I have some in there.
	I mean, anyone can really get a blue check mark these days, so it's not very special anymore.
	Well, on Instagram.
	Yeah.
	It's still kind of hard to get.
	It's hard unless you're like an athlete.
	I feel like it's really easy if you have no followers and you're just an athlete.
	Like a college college.
	If you have any sort of money, you can get a blue check mark.
	It's very simple.
	Yeah, if you pay for it, but I wouldn't pay for that.
	I would just like, I think it's stupid.
	It's not.
	It's just a lot of money.
	Okay, so would you say maybe 50 to 100 blue check marks have DM'd you?
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Like over like 400, like a lot.
	Oh, wow.
	You're keeping tabs or just.
	Oh, she knows exact.
	Okay.
	I'm not exact actually.
	I just, it's a lot of people.
	I just feel like Addison Rae's DME, Summer Rae, like.
	Oh, no, no, I'm talking about guys.
	Oh, guys.
	Yeah, guys.
	Yeah, a bunch of guys, yeah.
	Okay.
	You wouldn't know them, really, I feel like.
	Yeah, okay.
	I feel like just like football players.
	I don't know if you know any football players on like the Georgia team, like people like that.
	The Georgia Tech?
	No, Georgia.
	Georgia.
	Like football, college.
	Oh, college.
	Okay.
	Oh, because you're in Georgia.
	No, I just am a fan of Georgia.
	I'm in Florida, but I'm a fan of Georgia.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	Okay, got it.
	What about you?
	I don't have any.
	Come on.
	I don't have any.
	You've never gone to blue check mark on your DMs?
	Not to like, not to like do anything other than like business stuff.
	I don't think I have any of him like, yo, let me get it.
	Okay, got it.
	Got it.
	Got it.
	Okay, so I don't know.
	I wanted to even ask that.
	Why ask?
	I really want to know, please.
	Well, you seemed a little frustrated with the dating marketplace.
	That was my frustrated about it.
	I just think I made a bad decision what I did back then.
	I just think giving guy money.
	Oh, you paid him 20, wasn't it?
	20k?
	20k.
	20k.
	What reminded me?
	And he blocked me like two days ago because I was crying and he said I was a manipulator.
	This was recently?
	Yeah.
	You gave him 20K like.
	No, no, it was not recently when I gave him money a year ago, but I lied to him for five months saying I was going to give him 5K if he gave me 1K back and he gave me my 1K back.
	Oh, so he gave you the 1K back and then you never gave him the money.
	The 5K.
	Yeah.
	But you gave him 20K.
	Yes.
	So why is he mad?
	Like, I'm like, what?
	What was the deal with really texting horny men on my phone a lot and just like and be like, you want content?
	And it was just like fun.
	And I would just tell them what they could get and it was just like easy and I was doing my grind and then I was like, this is too much work.
	I can't do this.
	So let me just like do OnlyFans.
	And then it was just like a lot of work and I stopped doing it.
	Okay.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	Now I'm just focusing on myself and doing good.
	But you sent the guy the 20K because you were just like super anxious.
	Literally just wanted to feel like he would fall in love with me just like giving him attention and like spoiling someone.
	My affection for love is spoiling someone.
	So like if I'm in a relationship, I'll buy you a car like if I'm in love with you.
	Have you ever bought a guy a car?
	No, 20k.
	That's he didn't want a car.
	So I gave him money instead.
	How long were you talking to this guy?
	For like a year.
	A year.
	And he has a girlfriend and his girlfriend knows.
	And his girlfriend doesn't care because he spends the money on his girlfriend and lies to him.
	Landon?
	Is it Landon?
	No.
	Not Landon.
	It's not Landon Barker.
	It's not a famous person.
	It's just like a normal crackhead where I live at home.
	A normal crackhead.
	Yes, a normal crackhead.
	A guy that literally is just like normal and like he works at McDonald's.
	He is broke.
	He's not hot.
	It's just for fun, messing around.
	And I was a stupid idiot back then.
	But like.
	Stop the cap.
	I'm not talking about the cat.
	He literally said to me, like, no, I was literally.
	This is so true.
	It is so true.
	Why would I do that?
	He's a crackhead who works at McDonald's.
	It's true.
	It's true.
	He started drugs when I valued him money.
	And he started doing Coke, like perks, all these drugs.
	And he literally went out.
	Like, I'm sorry if I'm yelling.
	I'm so sorry.
	Apology accepted.
	Go ahead.
	But basically, I like yell because I just get mad about the stuff that he did.
	So basically, he like ran across the football field when he was like on drugs, like drunk as fuck.
	And then basically jumped out of his window after he got arrested and like then ran on the highway.
	Just ran on the highway.
	Was it just cocaine or was there methamphetamine too?
	I don't know what it was, but he did all these drugs and bought and wasted all my money on drugs.
	And now like he says he doesn't do drugs, but I don't believe anything he says because he called me manipulator because I cried over.
	And this was a year ago that you were dating him?
	Yeah, but I talked to him like three days ago and he blocked me because I was a manipulator because I cried to him because I want to give him like 1K on the plane.
	He was like, give me 1K now.
	And I just was like crying.
	He's like, you're a manipulator.
	You're just a liar.
	I'm like, why can he not just be happy with the money I gave you?
	You have a girlfriend.
	Like, you're saying that you're going to move out with me if I give you 50K and like move out with me to Miami.
	And he thinks that if he lives with me, I'm going to keep giving him money.
	I'm not your sugar mommy.
	That's how it is.
	So he literally works at McDonald's.
	Yeah, he works at McDonald's.
	I just thought he was cute and like dumb, like as a little girl, just like thinking, oh, I don't want to date a famous guy, actually.
	I don't like this guy.
	All these other guys that want me, I don't want them.
	I want him because he doesn't want me.
	It's like weird.
	And he does cocaine.
	He used to do drugs.
	Used to do drugs.
	Yeah.
	He's a crackhead that works at McDonald's.
	And I really hope he's watching this because I told him to watch it.
	Okay.
	Oh, he's blocked.
	He's blocked and everything.
	But I still think he would watch this stuff because he's seeing me doing successful things and like modeling, making money.
	And now he's going to probably come back and just be like, Meg, I'm so sorry.
	I didn't mean any of that.
	Like, oh my gosh, like, where's my 1K?
	Like, oh my God, like, you're just a liar.
	I just need money and I'm broke.
	I'm like, no.
	So are you still into this guy?
	No, I'm not into him at all.
	I was into him five months ago and I stopped and I like started to just talk to him for fun and just talk to other guys online because, like everyone like where I live is just like younger, or like I'm not attracted to them and they're just fun ass friends.
	Or they just want to hook up with me and I'm just like no, I'm just trying to find somewhere where to go.
	Okay, have you um, have you dated a guy who works at Burger KING by chance?
	Or Arby's?
	No, just McDonald's, and um, probably Publix, like stuff, like that normal stuff.
	All the guys are usually that just hit me up, the famous people.
	They just want to sleep with me and just like be friends and just not talk afterwards.
	I know a guy who works at IN N OUT.
	I know you're only in town for a little bit, but maybe I could link you two up.
	Oh my god in now.
	Oh my god yeah, I'm so attracted.
	No, it's not like that.
	It's just the way someone acts, like he's just crazy.
	If someone's crazy and like just shows like a lot of tension and just stupid, I just think they're so funny.
	That's how I'm attracted to someone.
	If they're crazy wait, repeat that.
	So if they're crazy and stupid and just doing really stupid things.
	I'm just attracted to them just because, like I just think it's entertaining to watch someone do stupid things.
	What um like, are you talking about daredevil type shit or just you know, like not daredevil, entertaining or funny, have a laugh.
	Like someone like that I can vibe with, but like not a lot of people I can do that with, because people are boring these days and they're just like, oh my god, you're so hot.
	Like I just want to.
	Like you're my girlfriend.
	Like no, I don't like that talk the whole entire time.
	I like someone like that makes me laugh, that makes you excited too.
	Okay, so you want someone to make you laugh, to kind of keep you entertained and tickled.
	If I'm not entertained by you, I'm gonna try to find someone else.
	Like I want someone to entertain me and like, travel with me, do something with me.
	I'm not the type of person just to lay in bed all day.
	That's so boring, okay.
	So you're not a homebody.
	You want someone to like keep doing stuff with me just for fun and travel the world and just like do whatever.
	Basically, if you're crazy Chick-fil-A, I think Chick-fil-A has some good that's gay people.
	No, I would never date someone from Chick-fil-A.
	Someone from Chick-fil-A is probably gay.
	Like wait, what like?
	Someone like?
	I feel like people that work at like Chick-fil-A or Starbucks are literally like not someone I would like today.
	That's not no wait, Wait, so they're also also the same thing at Starbucks too?
	Yeah, people at Starbucks, most guys are fenemen.
	Like, I don't try to be mean or anything, but I don't want to, like, I don't like the guys at Starbucks.
	I would like a guy that, like, surfs or a random guy.
	Oh, okay.
	Just like any guy.
	I just don't think someone got Starbucks I would like to date because usually they're not my type.
	And if they are, it's someone that just wants to fuck.
	And every guy just like wants to fuck.
	Hold on.
	Dude, I love you.
	Okay, so the Starbucks guys just want to be like, you just want to eat.
	You just have fun.
	Because that's how everyone is in Florida.
	Have you had any different things?
	Have you had any good experiences with any other fast food establishments?
	Any fast food establishments?
	Like you said, Chick-fil-A and Starbucks is an L. Like Starbucks.
	I love Starbucks and Chick-fil-A as their food place.
	Love that.
	But the dudes who work there.
	Dudes that work their L. Because like, no, I just don't feel like I could be in a relationship with someone that works there.
	I have to be in a relationship with someone that is not a surfer guy.
	Oh, I thought, wait, I thought you said that.
	I like surfer guys, but they have to also have a side job, like know what they're doing and making more money than just a drive-through place.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	All right, interesting.
	Specifications.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Sorry, it's a lot, but like, I don't want to just date someone that's like a random person that just got out of high school and is at like a drive-through place.
	I want someone to know what I'm doing and respect what I'm doing and like know exactly what.
	Can I ask a question?
	Yeah.
	What's your preferred age that you usually go for in a guy?
	A guy basically a year younger, like 19, two years younger, or like 24.
	It can go up to 19 to 24.
	What's too old for you?
	Like 30.
	30?
	Yeah.
	That's when they get fun.
	No, I need a guy that waxed.
	That's like first, like, I can't do 30 first because I feel like I'm 21.
	When I'm like 23, 30.
	Not right now.
	I first have to have fun.
	I just turned 21.
	They finally get out of their F-boy phase when they're like in that age, though.
	Then you don't have to deal with all the stuff you're talking about.
	None of that.
	I'm not really attracted to guys that like have a bunch of facial hair, most likely.
	I'm wearing a lot of people.
	A lot of guys shape that are older.
	I think you and I have like polar opposite types.
	I'm just realizing that.
	We do.
	Then do you like, which part do you like older or younger?
	Who do you like more to be around?
	Like attractive is like younger, but like older people to be around with more.
	Like by like the way they act, you know?
	Okay.
	So I'm very interested.
	No, it's good.
	I enjoy it.
	So, okay, we have, let me get the rest of these super chats here.
	So did we do wait, did we do this one?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Okay, everyday aggro20 soap chat.
	Can you please elaborate on how you committed marriage fraud and defrauded the United States military?
	Fascinating bonus.
	Have them guess each other's weights from right to.
	We're not going to do that last one, and I mean unless they want to, but that's a toxic question.
	It was for love, right?
	It's for love.
	Yeah, we are madly in love with each other.
	We are madly in love with each other.
	Wait, are you guys still married or?
	Yeah, it's not fraud, okay?
	Everybody, I can.
	If you're not in the military, it probably sounds like fraud.
	If you have served and or are currently serving, you would know that 90% of the military does that.
	There are straight men married to each other so they could have apartments instead of the barracks.
	This is a very common practice in the military.
	It's not fraud.
	Can I have you just tilt the microphone down ever so slightly?
	Perfect, perfect.
	So while you said you were stationed where again?
	Fort Drum, New York.
	Fort Drum, New York.
	Did you, besides your husband, but you guys were just friends, right?
	Like just.
	We had never even touched each other.
	Like it was, I think we kissed on the wedding day.
	Okay.
	Wow.
	Exhilarating.
	Did you date any military guys while you were in?
	No.
	No military guys.
	Nope.
	Really?
	Don't do that.
	No, don't do that.
	What about a country guy?
	Don't do that one either.
	Okay.
	Huh.
	Okay.
	did you date at all while you were in the military maybe not a military guy but honestly obviously it doesn't look like it but i am like a very masculine person when it comes to personality traits So it's like I get along with men more as friends than, like I said, I do mostly solo and girl-girl content.
	Like I obviously am half straight, but like most men, once they know me, are like homie.
	Okay.
	Like that's a bro.
	Okay.
	Rather than like, oh, my God.
	It's like they can all vouch that I am feminine.
	Because like not that feminine.
	I've heard that women in the military have like such an abundance of dating options.
	Like it's insane.
	Because there's so few.
	It's like you just shoved a bunch of dudes that didn't want to go to college and gave them a bunch of legal weapons and it's like, ra!
	Here's a crayon.
	Brah.
	Okay.
	Most men in the military, I'm not saying that's all men.
	Clearly you cannot group every single man in the military into one person, but like meatheads.
	They really generally refer to military men as meatheads.
	They want to be big and strong and stab something with a knife.
	Okay.
	I thought it was the Marines that were the crayon eaters.
	Okay, yeah, the Marines too.
	But I spent most of my time with the Marines.
	My husband was a Marine.
	Okay.
	Oh, right, right, right.
	Okay.
	When I was stationed in the Army, I still hang out with the Army.
	They act the same.
	I would say Army and Marines.
	Marines train harder.
	Might get paid less.
	But similar personality types between the branches.
	All right.
	So you know how to shoot a gun.
	Yes.
	I was shooting a gun way before I joined the war.
	I was a farmer.
	I milked cows for like 17 years.
	Okay.
	Farm girl.
	And then all of a sudden I was like, only fans.
	You moved cows?
	I milked.
	Oh, milked cows.
	Squeeze and poo.
	Wait, can we get a little demo?
	Eric, can you hide the super chat?
	Can you show us a demo?
	Well, there's obviously four udders, and then you take two different dips, you dip them to condition them, wipe them off, dip them to wash them, wipe them off, dip them to condition again, wipe them off.
	We had automatic ones because we had like 800 cows on our farm.
	But so what is the technique?
	If you want to do it by hand, you go to the top and you grab it like this, and then you twist down and you move your wrist with it, and you'll feel the pressure come out.
	That looks so wrong.
	Of course.
	I'm trained.
	That's how you milk your.
	Professional milker over here.
	All right.
	Come on, milk my cow.
	Milk me, mommy.
	Mommy, milk me.
	Milk me.
	I'm so horny.
	I get bitches from it.
	All right, we have Bernito Sandriguez.
	Thank you for the super chat, man.
	Appreciate it.
	A lot of these panels comprised of OF models have similarities with each other.
	You have the proud, narcissistic manipulator, the homewrecker, and the one dressed as an Overwatch character.
	Get right with your dads.
	Do you guys want to respond to Bernito?
	You heard the dad's story, so I think you get why it popped out like this.
	But cosplaying is fun, you know?
	You can hate on it if you want, but there's a lot of people who buy it.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	And we have Mr. Cappadocia, I think, for the $20 super chat.
	Appreciate it, man.
	Coward is the male equivalent of the insult slut.
	Never heard that one.
	Think about it.
	In either case, it's an example of, oh, I kind of see what you're saying.
	In either case, it's an example of a failure to be successful in their expected gender role.
	Okay, I could see that.
	I could see that.
	Yeah.
	By the way, do you guys think there's a double standard, an unjustified double standard when it comes to like a woman who sleeps with a lot of guys, she's viewed as a slut, but a guy who sleeps with a lot of women, he's viewed as a slut.
	That's extreme.
	Absolutely.
	Well, it's common, but you think it's wrong.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it is wrong because I don't think it should be worried about it.
	Like, if you're fair at all.
	Well, there's all kinds of double standards, I would say.
	But some that benefit men, some that benefit women.
	Well, the chief reason I think the double standard exists is because it's incredibly easy for women to get lid, and it's rather difficult for men to get lid.
	That's not true because guys just like when they're drunk, they hang out with other drunk people and then they just like get together.
	Yeah, they drug together and they burn it just because basically my best friend made out with my boyfriend in front of my face and I slapped the fuck out of her and I'm not friends with her anymore.
	Your best friend made out with your boyfriend.
	Yeah.
	But okay, I mean look the exceptions don't make the rule.
	Generally speaking for most men, it's rather difficult to get lit.
	Whereas take the average man.
	It's very difficult for the average guy to get lid.
	Whereas average women, it's incredibly easy.
	It's probably hard if they're like begging and if that's all they want because like guys are just horny these days.
	So like I feel like it is harder if they like act like they are just wanting that.
	Like if they're just wanting to like get with the girl because like most girls are there just to have fun.
	Like I feel like that's how I am.
	Are you talking about like bars and nightclubs and whatnot?
	Yeah.
	Well why don't we go around the table on this?
	So okay the double standard it's you know women are judged if they sleep with a lot of men whereas men are kind of big upped if they sleep with a lot of women.
	Do you object to this double standard?
	We'll start with you.
	The word slut to me just doesn't exist to be honest.
	Like I feel like unless you're actively trying to have sex with this girl, are you the pussy police?
	Why do you care what goes in and out of her at what time with how many?
	Just like a dude.
	It's like if you're not trying to like date this man, why do you care how many people he's sleeping with?
	How many he does what?
	Like that's not your dick.
	That's not your coochie.
	Why are you so mad about it?
	That's how I personally feel about those words.
	It's like I don't think that should be even a statement.
	Like why do you care so much about what that girl is doing with her coochie?
	Okay.
	That's how I feel about the word sluts.
	Like I don't think it should even be a thing.
	Well I'm talking more so not so much about like someone specifically being promiscuous or having a high body count for example.
	I'm speaking more so about the double standard that exists.
	I don't think either way, like I don't think that just I don't think the double standard should exist.
	Do what you want.
	Okay.
	Why do you think it should exist?
	Well, I feel like basically I like would get like mad about that, but like I honestly just like don't care these days because I will literally like if that happens to me, I just like don't care because I know I'm not a slut and I don't sleep with a new one.
	So like, but people like are like, they're not a whore, like the guy, and I know they are.
	I know they are myself, so I don't really care.
	I think it's messed up.
	I don't agree with it at all.
	You know, do what you want.
	Like she said, if you're not actively trying to, you know, be in a relationship with someone, it really shouldn't be your business.
	And we don't have a word to call men.
	They can call us a slut.
	What is our word for you?
	Coward.
	Coward.
	I just call them broke.
	I'm like, honestly, but I feel like slut, whore, there's a lot of other words that are just so degrading and we don't have anything to say about them like that.
	Oh, F-boy.
	Fuck boy, yeah.
	They take that as a compliment most of the time.
	They think that's a compliment.
	They think that that's it.
	It's cool when they do it.
	It's a problem for them.
	So it's just weird.
	I don't understand why that's there, you know, and with girls too, like if you're bisexual, like most, you don't care like how many people, like I'm not going around calling girls like a slut.
	Like, that's not my problem.
	No, it has nothing to do with it.
	I'm a slut.
	Basically, if they cheat on someone else and I like the same man and I'll take a video of the girl making out with a different guy and show it to him because I like that guy, I will be like, that's just exposing.
	I expose someone.
	Okay.
	Your thoughts?
	I can see the controversy in like both sides of it and I can see why the men do it.
	That's kind of been a long time thing.
	Like that's always been around.
	That's always how it's been for like the girls is you get called a slut if you have a lot of sex, which I get where it came from.
	I get all of that.
	I don't think it should be something that's mattered as much at all.
	Like I feel it should be the same on both sides.
	I see both viewpoints, but it's just like you do it, we do it.
	If you're not mature enough to kind of realize that, then maybe you shouldn't be having sex and calling girls sluts.
	Nice.
	I don't think it really does matter, but if the dude is like having sex with everybody that you know, like if you're in a town and they're just having sex with every single girl that you know, and then everybody knows that they're having sex with them, then it's like, yeah, like you're trying to be a hoe.
	That's how it just seems like girl or boy.
	Yeah.
	Like if you know them, then I'm.
	Yeah, I think it's just messed up how girls are looked out on a little more than boys about the whole sex thing.
	Like girls are supposed to not have sex with guys while guys can go out and just do whatever they want.
	It just doesn't make sense to me.
	So I think it should be changed or looked at a little differently.
	I think it should be more equal.
	I definitely object to it.
	I mean, it's why should I deny myself pleasure just because you want this for yourself, you know?
	Like you want me to have a low body count, so I should say no to something I want to do, have fun with, all that stuff, just because you want me.
	Because you're insecure.
	Yeah.
	Because you're insecure.
	Yeah, much like they think you're insecure.
	Do you guys think it's insecurity if a guy cares about a woman's body count?
	I think it can secure.
	Yes.
	I think it plays a huge role in insecurity.
	Here, we'll just go around the table really quick.
	Start with you.
	Go ahead.
	I think it can definitely play a big role in insecurity, to be honest.
	I don't know.
	Like, personally, I don't do relationships, like I said, so it never really mattered to me.
	I just don't, like.
	You don't do relationships?
	No.
	But do you like hook up with guys?
	No.
	So you don't.
	Are you ace asexual?
	For the last like eight months, yeah.
	Okay.
	Me and my little pink vibrator are getting it.
	We're doing awesome.
	Best relationship I've ever been in.
	So like, what was the question again?
	The question is, do you think it's insecure?
	Because she mentioned insecurity.
	Do you think it's insecure if a guy cares about a woman's body count?
	Yeah, I think it's insecure, but most of the time guys just like lie.
	So like I know it's just a lie.
	What do you mean?
	They lie because they're insecure, that their body count's so high.
	No, I mean, do you think it's insecure for a guy to care about a woman's body count?
	Oh, woman's body count.
	Yes.
	Yeah, I think it is insecure because like why would you care like she had like a different relationship with someone else before you maybe like I don't understand that sure.
	What about you?
	Yeah, I think it's pretty insecure.
	I personally don't have a high body count, but I don't care if you do.
	I would actually prefer a guy to have a high body count so he knows what he's doing in bed and he's done everything and knows exactly what he wants and has experience because I don't personally unless you know you teach me.
	So I prefer him to have a high body count.
	I don't think that should be anything that's an issue between relationships, but I think it's definitely an insecurity if they're projecting that on you.
	Okay.
	Obviously, yes.
	Yeah, you already said it.
	What about you guys?
	I don't think they should care.
	I think that would be an insecurity.
	So, okay, men should not care.
	You think it's insecurity?
	What about you?
	I really don't know what to say on this because I personally care.
	Like, if a guy has a high body count, it kind of does bother me.
	Sure.
	I'll think about it, but I'm not going to not talk to him or anything just because of that.
	You know, it's not going to be a reason why I'm like, I can't talk to you because you have 18 bodies.
	It's not a huge thing, but it does bother me a little.
	Okay.
	I don't know if I'd say it's insecurity.
	I would say it's definitely selfishness.
	Like just saying, like I said, why should you care what I do?
	Yet if you have a high body count or whatever.
	So I wouldn't really say it's insecurity, but there's something wrong with it.
	It's selfish for a girl, or excuse me, it's selfish for a guy to have a preference for a girl with a low body count.
	It's selfish for anyone to care.
	Yeah, basically.
	To care.
	To care if your body count's like high or low because you're just insecure.
	Yeah, I mean, I do understand why they would care.
	I mean, there is obviously safety.
	There's health stuff.
	Yeah.
	Which I, like I said, totally get.
	But if it's all done.
	Yeah, if it's done safely, if it's done.
	And like, there's some people who are like, I don't want a girl with a body count over two.
	Like, dude, she's not living then.
	Like, yeah.
	She's not living?
	Yeah.
	I mean, there's a few, maybe.
	There's people that are just young.
	Wrong.
	All right.
	So, okay.
	Oh, wrong.
	Wow.
	No.
	It's haram.
	Harong.
	A whore wrong.
	Like a whore and it's wrong.
	Okay.
	No, haram.
	Arabic, I think, right?
	Arabic?
	Okay, so.
	I didn't know it either.
	Don't worry.
	What you guys call insecurity, I call having a boundary.
	Okay.
	But why can't the boundary?
	What if the rules are reversed?
	If a girl had a preference for a guy who wasn't promiscuous or who had a low body count, I think that's totally fine.
	Yeah.
	I think it's fine.
	I think it happens to be the case that women care far less than men about either current or past promiscuity.
	But if that was a woman's thing, she was like, maybe she was a bit, she had a low body count herself and she was like, hey, I don't want to get with a player.
	I want to just get with a nice guy that isn't going to probably just fucking chuck me.
	I want a guy who's maybe more interested in a long-term relationship.
	And she might look at a guy who has a low body count as a metric for he's maybe more likely to commit to me.
	And I think guys certainly feel the same way.
	So I mean, I'll tell you my, I'm, you guys are, well, I'm a bit alone on this one here at the table, so don't jump in on me here.
	But yeah, I think body count matters.
	I think body count matters.
	Depends for you, what do you consider a high or low body count?
	What would you prefer?
	It depends what her age is.
	Oh, I just say age.
	What is your age?
	What's a high body count for someone 21?
	Well, high body count at 21.
	Like if you're age 21 for a girl, like what's a high body count?
	Like out here for you, not like for like well, California is like a failed society, but not counting California, counting like yourself.
	Well, I think the West and the U.S. in general is kind of a failed society.
	But honestly, like, and some guys in the chat are probably going to say, Brian, even that's too high.
	But I think at 21, over 10 is definitely an eyebrow raise.
	Wow.
	Over 10 is an eyebrow raise.
	And honestly.
	Do you specify by girls or guys?
	Like, would you be mad at a girl if she had hooked up with, say, like 20 girls and two guys?
	Would that bother you more or less?
	It's not that I'm mad.
	It's just like a preference.
	Like, if I find out that a girl's been really promiscuous, or I'll get to that.
	If I find out that a girl either was or is promiscuous, it's just like, as someone who values, like, I'm not interested in just myself.
	I'm not interested in just running through a bunch of girls.
	Like, I value having a partner and like having a continuity in a relationship.
	So, I'm going to look at that.
	If someone's just had a ton of partners, I'm going to think, either, why didn't the guys want to stick around or why didn't she pick around?
	It says something about either something, what she's looking for, or it's kind of a reflection on her.
	And you mentioned the STD risk.
	There's certainly an STD risk.
	Dating is hard enough as it is.
	I'm not like trying to fucking handicap myself by getting herpes and then it's hard enough, like fucking dating.
	And then oh, I have to disclose.
	Like, that's just, I don't want that to be fucking thrown into the thing.
	And it's just, I mean, there's other reasons.
	What was your question, though?
	Well, I don't remember.
	I think you're asking why does it matter?
	Like, what are your reasons?
	Like, why is that your boundary?
	Can you elaborate on why you have the cutoff and what makes you like turned off by anything over that?
	Well, I mean, I completely understand where you're coming from, 100%.
	Like, your feelings are completely valid, but just if you could elaborate a little bit more on your own personal feelings.
	Yeah, and first I would just start off by saying I don't have a double standard on it insofar as if a woman's standard was also I'd prefer to not date a guy who has a high body count.
	I think that's fine.
	I think that's fine too.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So I would say, let's see.
	So there's a couple reasons.
	A couple reasons.
	So one, the STD thing.
	If someone's promiscuous or has been promiscuous, then there's a greater likelihood that they have an STD.
	And some STDs are asymptomatic or you don't know.
	Also, like, I'm not like sleeping.
	I don't have a roster.
	It doesn't interest me.
	I'm very focused on my business.
	I don't want the headache of dealing with like five chicks.
	So I would want reciprocity there too.
	I know that that's certainly not the dating meta.
	Like most people nowadays are dating multiple people at the same time.
	That's just gross.
	I see like I'm married though, and neither one, this is crazy for us.
	Neither one of us have asked for each other's body counts.
	That's just something that's not known in a relationship at all.
	And like, does it bother us if we know?
	It could probably alter the whole relationship.
	If you knew or if your husband knew.
	It would play an impact on it, maybe.
	A little closer to the mic.
	It could play an impact.
	Sure.
	It's just something we've never wanted to answer about that.
	Neither of you have wanted to answer it.
	Okay.
	So do you think your husband has a high body count?
	Absolutely.
	Absolutely.
	Okay.
	I know my boyfriend does.
	Well, I guess to me, it's just kind of like, it's like.
	And this might come off as a bit crass.
	It might come off as a bit crass, but the thought of sleeping with a girl who's simultaneously sleeping with another guy, to me is just disgusting.
	The thought of having sex with a girl.
	I can agree with you.
	But that's how people move.
	But I could agree.
	Like, that's how people move.
	Right.
	Like, people are hooking up with multiple people at the same time.
	Absolutely.
	The hookup culture right now is insane.
	Yeah.
	Look, I think you should be free to do whatever you want.
	I'm not trying to control anybody, but just for me personally, like if I if I was about to have sex with a girl and then she fucked a guy like three hours before four, like to me, that's what I'm saying.
	I mean, that'd be gross cute.
	If I was about to suck a guy's dick and there's already another pussy on it, that'd be gross as fuck.
	Right, and I'm sure girls have that.
	That's the grossest story.
	Of course.
	You want to hear?
	Don't.
	Okay, let's hear it.
	Let's hear it.
	Go ahead.
	Okay.
	You guys really want to hear, actually, it might like disgust you.
	Yeah, go for it.
	Everyone on here, if you don't want to hear about period blood, leave.
	Okay.
	So you fucked a guy on your periods?
	No, it's not that.
	It's just like, I've had two guys eat me out on my period in the same day and they didn't know and they said they couldn't taste anything.
	I thought it was funny as fuck.
	Well, the same day.
	Yeah.
	I'm the same person.
	Wait, two guys ate you out on the same day and you were on your period?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	At different times.
	At different houses.
	Yes, at different times.
	Different times.
	Keyword.
	They're at different times.
	Okay.
	No, I just went to one house and then I was this guy who was just like, I'm your boyfriend.
	I was just trying to get over my accent.
	And then I did that.
	That didn't work.
	And I don't usually hook up with people.
	I just like did it for fun because I was on my period in Horny.
	It's a funny story, though, because like, why could you say you couldn't taste that?
	Like, you can taste blood.
	Like, sweetie.
	Like, it doesn't taste blood or nothing.
	Good to know.
	Okay.
	You asked for it.
	I tried to warn you.
	You don't want to hear about it, but you asked for it.
	I tried to warn you.
	Yeah, I did ask.
	Okay, so you saw two guys in a 24-hour period.
	Have you ever seen or like hooked up with more than two guys in the 24-hour period?
	And just two guys in the same room, but like I just jumped bed to bed, but I never have three sides.
	Wait, it was like a frat house or some shit?
	No, I just had like guys, like three guys over and just like made out with two different ones and pretend to like both of them and manipulate both of them at the same time.
	You had three guys over at your house?
	At my hotel in Atlanta.
	At your hotel in Atlanta?
	Yeah.
	Because of the foursome, the surprise forest?
	I just made out with two different guys and didn't do anything else.
	Just made out.
	No, just kissed bed to bed and just talked and hung out.
	It wasn't weird or anything.
	Was it like a luxury suite?
	No, it was just for fun.
	I just like to play with guys' minds and be like, oh my god, you're so hot.
	I'm so into you.
	But I'm not into you.
	It's like fun.
	And it was you, it was you guys in the hotel room.
	Yeah, it was just like one guy on this bed with another guy and then one guy on this bed trying to like make money with me and I was like, no.
	And he's like, and then like I just jumped bed to bed and they didn't care.
	It was just funny.
	I just did it like for fun.
	I was on vacation.
	I only just do stuff fun on vacation.
	So hit me up if you're in California.
	Oh my god.
	I know.
	Okay.
	I know I'm a lot.
	Yeah, okay, so.
	But like, trust me, I'm entertaining.
	That's what I'm here for.
	The entertainment.
	Yes, it's been interesting.
	So, okay, so who were these dudes?
	They were just people I was like friends with.
	I met Texas.
	I was like, I'm like for a long time.
	Yeah, some people are just like TikTokers.
	They're just people I met on YouTube or something like that.
	Just like my internet friends.
	There's a vlog about it.
	Yeah, there's a vlog about it on YouTube if you want to watch.
	There's a vlog?
	Yeah, there's like a whole entire vlog of them meeting us.
	What's the title?
	Getting Spit Roasted in the Atlanta Host.
	OnlyFans models.
	Meeting OnlyFans models.
	Oh, Meeting OnlyFans Models.
	Okay, okay.
	Oh, and you were.
	So they came to Florida and drove seven hours.
	Oh, so they were fans?
	Yeah, they were fans.
	So I just did that.
	Oh, so you did meet with a fan?
	They're not like fans that pay me, though.
	Oh.
	There's difference.
	Like, Instagram followers.
	They're not like fans.
	They just did it for their stuff to get more followers.
	Okay, so three guys just made out though.
	Two guys.
	You got it wrong.
	It's two guys.
	One guy just sitting there and I was just like, why can I not just suck your finger or just like grab their fingers and start like sucking it for fun?
	Just like, because it's funny.
	I'm like, I just think it's funny.
	Did they wash their hands first at least?
	Yeah, I don't.
	Oh, you were there?
	No.
	Oh, I honestly.
	She says yes.
	I honestly don't know.
	I was just high, so that's why I did it.
	Oh, okay.
	Hand sanitizer pump.
	There you go.
	There you go.
	Sanitization.
	So for the rest of the panel here, have you ever hooked up with more than one guy in a 24-hour period?
	No.
	No.
	Girls, yes.
	Yes.
	How much?
	How many?
	Like how many, yeah?
	I don't know.
	You don't know?
	Like two.
	Multiply it by three, and that's the real answer.
	Hey, that was rude.
	Okay.
	But, okay.
	No.
	Never?
	What did they say?
	Are we talking about like having sex?
	Sure.
	No.
	How about 48 hours?
	What about you?
	He's a hell of a drug.
	I feel like you're really surprised.
	What do you mean?
	When I said no, you, you.
	Just the way you said it seems suspect.
	Or suspect.
	Okay.
	But, okay, so just really quick to bring up.
	Actually, I'll come back to body count in a sec.
	Let me get these super chats here.
	All right, we have cheeks, $20 super chat.
	No real man would date any girl in the army.
	Oh, wow.
	Let alone a masculine girl that has the dental hygiene of a pug.
	What?
	The dental hygiene of a pug.
	Your teeth look fine.
	I'm pretty sure they're healthy.
	If you ask me.
	He's talking shit about your dental hygiene.
	That's okay.
	That's okay.
	You can have any opinion you want, babe.
	It's fine.
	This girl is immature and delusional with those standards donating to your lonely cause in your nursing home.
	Oh, wow.
	Okay.
	Hold of you to assume I'm going to be in a nursing home.
	Do you want to roast him back?
	I don't have the energy.
	Oh.
	I don't care about people when I talk like that, to be honest.
	Danny Bravo, $20 Super Chat.
	Please ask ladies where they see themselves in three to five years.
	Jay and the rest, what's your favorite Starbucks drink?
	Who's Jay?
	Me.
	Oh, okay.
	We'll start over here.
	Where do you see yourself in three to five years?
	Quick answer, and then.
	Hopefully, still alive, and I don't drink Starbucks.
	Okay.
	I'm trying to be a MFT, so hopefully helping out, like, couples and troubled families.
	Hopefully I'll—I want to get my PhD, so hopefully I'll have that by then.
	My favorite drink, I don't know, I really like chai.
	Like, I know that's kind of basic, but I love chai so much.
	And I also really like caramel macchiatos iced.
	Probably in school still.
	And I don't really have a favorite Starbucks drink.
	I usually get the hot chocolate because it's really good there.
	Danny, Bravo, why are you asking this Starbucks question?
	Oh, okay.
	Nice.
	We got one from...
	Yeah, that one's like boring.
	No Starbucks drink order.
	Where do you guys see yourselves in three to five years?
	Go ahead.
	I'm currently pursuing real estate, and then I want to be a pro NPC bikini bodybuilder by then.
	Nice.
	Like I mentioned earlier, I run an OnlyFans management agency, so I would like to continue expanding the agency.
	And for myself, I just want to be happy and hopefully married.
	Okay.
	I want to do real estate.
	Actually, after I make all the money that I've earned, basically, I want to rent a house and then sell it.
	And then after that, just make money doing that afterwards.
	But I have not gone to school for that.
	So you don't need to go to school, though.
	You do?
	No, you don't.
	Not in my opinion.
	I've managed to make a really good team on the Bego app that I stream on.
	So me and my team kind of just plan on working with each other until we figure out how we as a team can grow.
	We're dropping new platforms.
	We're working together on social medias and stuff.
	So hopefully me and my team can get somewhere bigger in the next five years.
	Okay, very cool.
	By the way, guys, one in the chat if you think she looks like Alicia Silverstone from Clueless.
	Okay, so.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I'll shout out to Twitch homies.
	So I'll start at the top.
	MJ, thank you for the follow.
	Eckhard, thank you for the follow.
	Chaos, thank you for the prime sub.
	By the way, guys, pull up Twitch, twitch.tv slash whatever.
	Give us a follow in the Prime Sub if you have one available.
	Chaos, thank you for the follow.
	Andre, thank you for.
	Oh, five gifted subs, men.
	Thank you so much.
	Anonymous gifter, thank you for the also five gifted subs.
	Appreciate you.
	J Dog, thank you for the follow.
	Andre, thank you for the follow.
	Scroll down, scroll down.
	Let's see.
	We have Murph, thank you for the Prime.
	Murph, thank you for the follow.
	Sweet guys, and thanks to the rest of you for that.
	And then let's see.
	We have, oh, we, whoops.
	Oh, wait.
	Yeah, we got one from, oh, actually, yeah.
	Just a reminder, guys, super chats and streamlab donations, $20 and up.
	But, Smelly, I appreciate your Stream Labs donation there.
	All right.
	So, next super chat here.
	We have Cheeks.
	Thank you for the $20 super chat.
	Girl in hot pink, stop the cat, my lord.
	If you come to Destin, I'll gladly take you to Starbucks or Chick-fil-A.
	I will let you gaslight me before I take you to McDonald's to meet my friend Tyrone.
	I need that McRibs hookup.
	Damn.
	What's a McRib?
	Damn.
	That's so disgusting.
	Who would get a ribs at McDonald's?
	That is so disgusting.
	Or like fish.
	Any food like that at McDonald's?
	Oh, shit.
	The fish is.
	Thank you.
	The McRib is not bad.
	I love the McRib.
	I think the McRib is so good.
	I'm like, I devour now.
	It was like, it's meat from McDonald's, though.
	I don't trust meat from like McDonald's, like any meat from McDonald's.
	There was plastic.
	Only if you're like drunk.
	Yeah, there's plastic finding the chicken nuggets there.
	I found plastic, the chicken nuggets.
	You found plastic in the nugs.
	God damn.
	It's micro plastic in it.
	Do you think maybe your ex-boyfriend tried to poison you?
	Like, I think that's what happened.
	Like, you went.
	I know what happened.
	What happened?
	He was trying to poison you.
	I've never really ate McDonald's when he worked there.
	He always just wanted me to bring him nicotine at his work.
	So he was trying to poison me to buy him nicotine, I guess.
	I don't really know how to explain that.
	Okay.
	But did, like, would he ever hook you up with like a McDouble or whatever?
	Yeah, like for free, but like it wasn't like a Big Mac.
	I don't like that stuff.
	I just like fries and like McFlurry, and that's it.
	The McDonald's cookies are pretty bomb.
	Yeah, they're good.
	I know they're chip cookies.
	Yeah.
	They're bomb.
	And then their breakfast food is only good to me, and that's it.
	I'm telling you, you got to like upgrade to more, like some more top-tier fast food establishments.
	Yeah, I don't really like fast food.
	I always just like to like go out to eat.
	Okay.
	All right.
	You know, I have an intuition about you.
	You know how there's like Florida man?
	Yeah.
	I think you might be Florida woman.
	Okay, what do you mean by that?
	And I mean that in like the most polite way.
	You think I'm a Florida woman?
	Like you just think I'm a like a Florida girl?
	That's it?
	No, you're so much more.
	You're so much more to me.
	Like when the news article starts off with like Florida man, you know it's gonna be some crazy shit.
	Yeah, it's like you're gonna think I'm crazy.
	No, this is just my personality because like I'm doing it for fun.
	I'm just bored in life.
	So like why not just have fun?
	Okay.
	All right.
	But you've heard the term Florida man, right?
	Yeah.
	There's like Florida Man.
	Yeah.
	I mean that in like the most positive sense, but like in a good way.
	Is it like good and bad basically?
	It's good but chaotic.
	I'm not chaotic.
	I'm just like here to have fun.
	Just a real good word to describe.
	No, I'm not chaotic.
	Yes, you are.
	In a good way, Benway.
	In a good way.
	Okay, but like when I'm like bored, I have to like entertain people.
	Like I don't want everyone to be boring, just sitting there doing some like live.
	I'm like, no, we have to be entertaining.
	We have to like entertain something entertaining right now.
	Quick.
	Oh.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	That isn't it big?
	What's that scene?
	Venom?
	Venom?
	Is that what you're thinking of?
	No, I was thinking about that scene from that Russell.
	Russell.
	Wait, fuck.
	Who's that?
	Russell Brand?
	No, no, no.
	Russell Crowe.
	He was in Gladiate.
	Wait, Gladiator?
	Are you not entertained?
	No, I think of myself as Venom because everyone tells me I look like Venom, but I usually post my tongue because all the guys are like, ew, disgusting.
	Or like, oh my God, so hot.
	I want my tip on that.
	Like stuff like that.
	So I'm just like, why not just post it?
	Just get all the engagement from random people.
	Wait, are you talking about like the Ahi Ahigao?
	How do you pronounce it?
	How do you pronounce it?
	Ahego.
	Ahiga.
	Ahiga.
	Ahego.
	Can any of you do it?
	Do you want me to do it?
	Do any of you know how to do it?
	Tally can do it.
	You should ask Tally to do it.
	Yeah, go ahead.
	I'm wanting her to do it.
	Okay.
	Okay, hold on.
	Get it.
	Let me know when to do it.
	Oh, we'll just let everyone sit down and then.
	Does anybody else know how to do it too?
	She's good at it.
	I think it's good.
	You got to give it a crack at least, I think.
	But go ahead.
	Isn't there an eye thing involved, too?
	You, like, look up and...
	Oh!
	Okay.
	You look hypnotized.
	Why was I designated to try this?
	You got to give it a shot.
	You got to give it a shot.
	Wait, oh, wait.
	That's good.
	That's better than me.
	My eyeball's broken.
	She just told you my eye doesn't work today.
	She's way better than me.
	My eye hurts really bad.
	My eye's been way distracted since this morning.
	Okay.
	All right, we have that one.
	Yo, Michael Wheeler.
	And here I thought the alpha widow was a myth.
	Okay.
	And then we have Gus with the $20 soup chat.
	OF chicks are prime example why society men don't take women seriously and why we're grossed out by masculine women.
	Not only does that dad touch to what?
	Can you guys try to just spell what does that mean touch to no meg meg?
	Nope.
	But I'm glad men watch.
	No, what women?
	All right, Gus.
	Thank you for this.
	By the way, guys, get your super chats in.
	$20 and up for super chats and then $50 and up triggers T T S. Thank you guys.
	Okay, so I want to open it up to you guys.
	Is there something dating related that you guys would like to get off your chest?
	Maybe something that frustrates you about dating or men.
	Maybe men are pissing you off in some way.
	Just really anything.
	Or maybe instead you're curious about the situation.
	You want to ask for advice on something dating related.
	And why don't we start?
	You seemed like you wanted to go, so we'll start with you and then we'll.
	I just wanted to say a friendly reminder to put down the toilet seat, please, and thank you.
	What?
	Put down the toilet seat.
	What?
	What?
	Put down the toilet seat.
	Oh, in dating?
	Yeah.
	Oh, gosh.
	Women fall through the toilet.
	Like, it's crazy.
	Y'all lift the seat up and down.
	And then we go to sit down on the toilet.
	Like, clean your pee off the seat, like, because then we'll come and sit on it.
	And that's, like, really gross.
	Wait.
	If you pee, you don't recognize them and do that?
	And, you know, you, like, if you pee in the bathroom and you get it everywhere, like, clean it up and, like, put the toilet seat back down, you know?
	So the dudes are pissing on the toilet seat?
	On the seat itself?
	Guys, put the toilet seat up, but because you said put the toilet seat down.
	So which one is it?
	They're either pissing on the seat or they're leaving the toilet seat up.
	What is it?
	You're picking the toilet to piss on.
	Pick it up, pee, put it back down.
	Doop, doop, doop.
	What, but why?
	Does your boyfriend not put it up when he pee?
	Your husband, I mean, yeah, or he'll pee with sitting down.
	Got him.
	Got him.
	So.
	Okay, do you guys agree?
	Should the guy, like, if let's say you're living with a guy, I don't know if some of you, some of you maybe haven't had like a live-in boyfriend, but if you do live with, say, in the future, you're living with a guy, do you think that the guy should put this toilet seat down for you after he's used the toilet?
	Let's start here.
	I don't think he should, but we definitely notice when he does.
	Okay, so you'd be upset if he left the toilet seat up.
	It's annoying, but I wouldn't be mad.
	Okay, what about you?
	I think the toilet should be closed completely, like lid down all the way.
	That's facts.
	That's facts.
	It's just weird, like looking at toilet water.
	Don't flush your toilet with the lid open.
	But then they're just out there, the germs.
	I mean, I understand why to close it because if they're messy peers, they can go all over the seat.
	And if they don't wipe it, it's just all there.
	So if you close it, we can't see it.
	But assume there's no mess, right?
	Just assume that he leaves the toilet seat.
	That's not that big of a deal.
	I mean, I can just close it with, get a toilet paper, just close it, and go pee.
	That's such a process, though.
	A process.
	We can mutually close it and open it together.
	To just close it.
	The toilet is blowing when you leave the bathroom.
	No, like, if I know you're going to come in and pee, like, I'll lift it up for you, and then you can just pee.
	And then if you know I'm going to come in and pee, you're like, you know, it's like the opposite.
	Just you put it down.
	I can put it up or down, you know.
	Okay.
	And I've honestly never had this problem.
	The guy just always puts it down?
	I don't know.
	I've never had that happen to me.
	Had what happen to you?
	Pee on the seat or the seat on the back.
	Forget the pee on the seat thing, but just the seat being up.
	No, it hasn't happened to me.
	So all the guys you've dated, they put the seat down?
	Yeah, I mean, I don't live with all my boyfriends, but the one that I live with puts the seat down.
	Okay, sure.
	What about you?
	That never happens to me because I've never lived with a guy, so I honestly don't care.
	Sure, but if you did lift up.
	If I did, I would think it's gross and be like, you're weird.
	No, no.
	No pee on the seat, just he left the seat up.
	Oh, I'd be just like, put it down.
	I don't honestly care.
	Wait, oh, you would put it down.
	You would put it down.
	Yeah, I don't care.
	It's easy.
	I have the same view as her.
	Like, why can't we just keep the toilet closed?
	And when you come to go to the bathroom, just like lift up however many seats you want to use.
	And then when you're done, close it before you flush.
	When you flush, like, that water goes everywhere.
	Close your toilet seat lids.
	The water from the toilet actually goes about like six feet into the air every time you get it.
	Please flush your toilets with your lid down.
	That's okay.
	I don't flush my toilet seat.
	That's not a bad thing.
	You don't flush your toilets?
	I hate flushing toilets.
	It's so much work.
	But like I will do it for someone else I like, but nothing.
	You just let it mellow?
	I like it just like it just looks white, my peas.
	So it's like good, so I don't need to flush it.
	Your pee's white?
	Yeah, it's just like white when I drink a lot of water.
	Okay.
	Oh, party foul.
	So why can't the woman put the seat down?
	Oh, I can.
	You can.
	I'm totally capable.
	So shouldn't it just be like whoever, like, if a guy uses it, he just leaves the seat down?
	Most of the time they do pee on the seat, though, and we have to touch it when you want to put the seat back down.
	No, if you pee, you lift the seat up.
	Yeah.
	You're dating dudes that leave the seat down.
	I don't know that's okay then.
	But I've walked into like public bathrooms where dudes have pissed on a toilet seat and I had to like get toilet paper and clean it off.
	Like if y'all know you can't aim like that, squat.
	Squat.
	Sit on.
	Squat.
	Please get some angles in there.
	Put it in the hole.
	No.
	I mean, sometimes.
	I don't want him to pee on the seat.
	Yeah, sometimes they're splash.
	You can maneuver.
	Okay, but if I was watching that, I'd be like, no.
	Okay, so your big thing is the with dating is the P on the C that.
	Honestly, that was just the first one that popped up.
	That just popped into your mind.
	Okay, why don't we start with you?
	So anything dating related you want to get off your chest?
	Maybe something about dating that bothers you, men are pissing you off in some way.
	I don't really have anything against men.
	I'm very much so recognizing that I am the problem here.
	Like, I just don't, I don't want to put somebody else through the toxicity that is me in a relationship.
	Why would I do that to somebody?
	That's rude.
	Can we go, let's, we touched on it a little bit, but how are you toxic?
	What other ways are you toxic?
	Like, I don't, like, when I have a man, like, sit in the corner, shut up.
	Like, please, don't talk to me.
	Stay away from me.
	You can be here.
	You can be near me for probably four hours a day, like, six or seven days a week, but most of the time I need three or four days away from you.
	So I don't know if I could get in a steady, full relationship with somebody, because I always find some reason to get irritated and not want to see them.
	And are you finding that this occurs?
	Are you living?
	I don't look for it.
	I don't really want anybody.
	I don't like when men come to my house and I don't like going to men's.
	I don't like meeting people to be in a relationship.
	I'm just so uninterested in pursuing a relationship that I don't, I don't even think to try it.
	Like, I'm chilling.
	I'm the opposite.
	I'm like, I'm over here.
	Like, oh my God, I want all of these things.
	I own this guy's hair sausage.
	I do not have a roster.
	There are zero men on my roster.
	There are zero women on my roster.
	I don't.
	Have you ever slashed a guy's tires?
	No, but I broke his windshield with a penny.
	With a penny?
	Yeah, he was riding my ass down the throughway, and it was more like a homie thing.
	I have a sunroof in my car, and he was like trying to be funny, and I didn't think it was funny, because I don't like driving anyways.
	I get crazy anxiety behind the wheel of a vehicle.
	And so when he was riding my ass, I just opened my sunroof a little bit and flicked the penny out the window, and it shattered his windshield.
	So he was driving behind you?
	Yeah.
	Was he like chasing you?
	No, he just thought it was funny to be like right up on my, and I don't think it's funny.
	It's literally right up on your ass.
	He's like literally right up.
	To the point where I flicked a penny out the window and it hit his windshield.
	Like he was that close to the back of my car.
	And it shattered the penny.
	It shattered.
	Well, we're going 70 down the throughway if you think it's.
	And you just flicked one?
	You just got to get it.
	Like first try?
	You flicked the penny out the.
	Yeah, to be honest, I was really impressed it hit it.
	That was I really didn't think it was going to hit the windshield, swear to God.
	It shattered the whole thing.
	It was a whole windshield.
	He got off my ass.
	Yeah.
	No, it's a really good trick.
	If you look it up, there's videos on YouTube.
	This is a thing?
	A penny?
	I forget about it.
	Yeah.
	You just flick, it's like a penny or like a quarter, something small that they won't notice because that's like a lawsuit kind of thing.
	Yeah.
	I didn't admit to that.
	Oh, wait, did you get it?
	Hypothetical situation.
	The dude behind me knew why I did it.
	It's like he thought he was funny.
	I said, don't do that.
	And he kept doing it.
	So I said no.
	No, he knows that.
	So were you guys driving to the movie theaters?
	Yeah, like we were taking two different vehicles because like I said, I like to go home.
	I will leave an event and not tell anybody.
	And I will leave and I will go home and mind my business.
	So I don't like to ride with people.
	And if you think it's funny to play games on the road, I'm going to make you get off of my ass.
	And I will, with a penny, and a sunroof.
	Any other property damage inflicted on the...
	Nope.
	I only did that because he started.
	I'll never just walk up to somebody's things and disrespect them.
	Okay.
	That's not me.
	Have you ever hit, like, attacked a dude?
	Have I ever fought a man?
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Like, like a boyfriend or just a hundred?
	No, I mean, I almost fought my ex because he was like really disrespectful.
	He like hawked a Lugie on my floor kind of thing.
	And like, it took pretty much every ounce in me not to like.
	That's pretty easy.
	He was shorter than me.
	Perfect uppercut opportunity.
	I didn't take it because I'm a good person and he would have pressed charges.
	And this was at your house.
	This was in my house.
	And why did he spin on the floor?
	Because he's an asshole.
	I don't know.
	Most men think that's a good idea.
	That's pretty disrespectful.
	Like when men try to act tough, his friends were there and he thought he was being funny.
	He's like, Yeah, huh?
	That's pretty.
	That's just first off, that's gross, but that's super disrespectful.
	Absolutely.
	Hence, the reason I don't, I never had a good opportunity to be with a man who made me happy.
	So, why would I?
	I don't want one.
	One time, I was like a third date with a girl.
	I invited her to my place.
	There was a pool at my place.
	This was like not an apartment complex, like my house.
	We had a pool backyard, and she was chewing some gum.
	She's walking out to the pool, and there's like grass on the side of the paths.
	And she like spit her gum out into the grass.
	And I was like, I thought that was super disrespectful.
	So I told her, I was like, yo, go pick it up and throw it in the trash.
	Why are you littering?
	Yeah, it was like, because I mean, that's my backyard.
	I want fucking gum in the thing.
	And she got all upset.
	She's like, oh, it's not a big deal.
	And I was like, nah, go pick it up.
	Put it in the trash.
	Yeah, that's not true.
	You could never date me.
	Oh, why?
	You just fucking littering the backyard.
	No, yeah.
	I don't really chew gum.
	Okay.
	I'm the type of person to get like Chick-fil-A and I'll dump it on my driveway.
	And like, it would be a little bit more.
	I'll dump the liquids out in like cup and tea.
	No, I'll be like an idiot doing it.
	Like, I don't mean to do it.
	I would just like have so much stuff in my hand, the Chick-fil-A order would dump me drinking.
	Accidentally dropped it.
	Yes.
	Not like purposeful.
	I know, but I think it's funny.
	All right, let me get these soup chats here.
	Okay.
	So, or actually, no.
	Okay, we need to come back to this.
	So we got, I can't pronounce your name there.
	We'll call you Morpheus because that's your avatar.
	Thank you for the $20 super chat.
	One in three men who get the paternity test fail.
	How am I supposed to have a family if the girl I'm with always seeks attention from other guys?
	Word?
	Word?
	True.
	Very true, man.
	Thank you for the soup chat.
	Cooper Cooper, $20 Super Chat.
	Meg, how do you respond to everyone saying you have Asperger's?
	Oh, people just say, like, I have like issues or something wrong with me, but I don't because since I was in middle school, people have always said hate about me just because like I'm just funny and sometimes I just don't make sense.
	And people are just like, oh, you have a disease.
	Something's wrong with you.
	I'm like, no, I don't.
	Trust me.
	I don't.
	I've been to the doctors.
	What did they say?
	They just hate and then they're the ones usually buying my nudes.
	So like they're the ones trying to fuck me.
	The doctors are buying your nudes?
	No, the guys that are the guys that are making fun of me.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	Okay, they're the ones that are making fun of you and they're buying your nudes.
	Yeah, they're the ones that are saying, you're so ugly.
	You have this or that.
	And then they're the ones like jerking off to me.
	So like I don't really care.
	Maybe they have a thing for like jerking off to chicks with no, it's not like that.
	No, they just say that just to hate just because they see me and then they're like hating on me because I talk a lot.
	I gotta tell you something.
	Listen, this is your new fucking niche.
	You're making 80K right now.
	Yeah.
	You're gonna make 200K a month.
	You're gonna pitch, you're gonna sell yourself as I have autism.
	No, I can't do that.
	No, I can't get canceled for that.
	You're gonna get like media attention.
	There's a lot of people who are manager as well.
	That's so stupid.
	I would never do that.
	People would literally make fun of me.
	That's fucking weird.
	Here's the BuzzFeed article.
	Autistic OnlyFans girl makes six figures a month selling nudes and talking shit.
	Well, I don't know.
	No, I do not look like that.
	And actually, what's funny is my mom sent me away to this place and these people had issues and I called them autistic and they were like, what is this video of your like video of you on the internet?
	And I'm like, you guys are all autistic and I don't care.
	And then I got kicked out and started OnlyFans made 20K in two days.
	Wait, where did your parents send you?
	To this place to meet new people and they all like, just like the mental asylum?
	No, it was a college.
	No, they sent me to this college and they didn't know about it.
	And they were like boarding school?
	Basically, like a boarding school.
	Oh, so it was a college.
	Yes, it was a college.
	But like everyone there had issues.
	And I told them that all had issues there.
	And they're like mad and stuff, but I didn't care.
	So then I left and started OnlyFans and made like 20K in two days.
	And I was like, fuck that.
	Like, I'm not trying to be somewhere where people are learning how to cook and clean.
	That's what they had to do.
	Like at the place.
	Wait, how old were you when you got sent to the 19 and now I'm 21.
	So it was a.
	It was a college for people how to learn how to cook and clean and like people like to cook and clean.
	It was like a.
	It's like a school where you go if you're like not going to college and you don't want to like get a job yet, but they like teach you how to like take care.
	It's like basically like a trade school kind of thing.
	Like what is there a name for it?
	I don't know what it is.
	Honestly, it's like weird, but then like I don't know, it's just weird, and then I just don't care about it anymore.
	Okay, we've moved on from that anyway.
	Did you guys go to it too?
	No, I know how to cook and clean, I want to cook and clean, but my mom just wanted me to do that because she doesn't have the confidence in me with anything.
	And they're like, oh, my god, I'm so glad that you like did this.
	But then when they see me like making money, they're like, oh yeah, you should start, like I like you doing only fans and stuff.
	They don't really I can't cook, by the way.
	Okay, all right, so you went on.
	The one thing that potentially bothers you about dating, did you get to go?
	I think so, did you.
	What was the thing I'm trying to remember?
	So, one thing, you want to get off your chest when it comes to dating, something dating related?
	No, I didn't get to go.
	Okay, talked about yeah.
	So what was the question?
	Yeah, is there anything dating related you like to get off your chest?
	You know it could be.
	Men are pissing you off in some way.
	There's something that men are doing or really anything.
	I don't know, I don't really care about like dating anyone right now.
	I'm like focusing on myself and like my career, so like I don't really care how they act.
	I thought you were like kind of upset about like no, obviously I am upset about that, but like I don't care honestly because, like right now I'm just happy with myself more than any guy in my life.
	Okay, what about you?
	Um, I guess the only thing, because I'm not like in the market.
	But the one thing that kind of makes me uncomfortable is the fact that guys go to OnlyFans and think that because we're doing whatever we're doing, that we're accessible, that you can just say like how much to meet up.
	Like you know, I'm gonna see you or I'm not gonna buy this unless I can see you the automatic.
	Like them just thinking that they have you because they've paid like a couple dollars.
	Like it's not a dating site, if you want to go find someone, go on Tinder Bumble hinge.
	So like it's just, it just obstructs, like our workspace in a way, because that's just not what we're there to do.
	We're there to provide an experience and a fantasy.
	We're not there to meet you.
	So I just I've been annoyed recently with the amount of guys that come in traffic wise, that just assume we're gonna like hang out, like so they're not safe for anyone.
	Yeah, I've definitely heard that A little bit from other OnlyFans creators.
	So, the guys they subscribe to your OnlyFans and then they start, you know, they're paying you or they're buying your, what's it called?
	The PPF PPV, and but then they start trying to direct it towards yeah, and they start getting very like manipulative and you know, holding things like over you, like unless you meet them, like, you know, you're not going to do this anymore.
	And it's like just weird that they're using that as an outlet to express the fact that like they wanted that.
	I don't know, it just makes everything uncomfortable with it.
	Isn't that where the finesse can start for you?
	Like, you can finesse too, though.
	But that's not right.
	You're not supposed to like lead someone on and say, I like see them at some point.
	And that could cause really bad mental issues for guys, especially a lot of guys on there are genuinely very lonely.
	This is their only person maybe they're talking to that checks in with them that they can share things with.
	And if you're gonna use the fact that you're a little bit higher than them to, you know, manipulate them into thinking they have a chance with you, that's just not right.
	But a lot of girls do it.
	It's extremely common.
	So, okay.
	Well, and for you two, you said you were pretty open about the fact that you guys are in relationships.
	So, I mean, they're tagged and everything.
	So you can't really get away from that.
	OnlyFans added a feature to the platform where every video you send, you have to know exactly who's at the same time.
	But I've definitely heard from like girls who do OnlyFans or girls who like create content on Twitch, for example.
	Like if they have a boyfriend, some of them will hold that back because they think, and I think rightly so, that if they do reveal that they have a boyfriend, that it will, guys will be less inclined to engage with them and like pay and stuff.
	I feel like it goes either way because guys are competitive.
	I try to avoid that.
	I'm trying to spread the seed.
	So I think that guys get very dominant and think that they can, you know, get rid of your man and will stay very persistent.
	But I think it's 50-50 with the amount of guys that do that and don't want to engage.
	Sure.
	Anything dating related you want to get off your chest?
	I mean, I know you're married, so but not necessarily.
	Maybe we need to try and like work on home wrecking.
	Homewrecking.
	Homewrecking.
	So start homewrecking.
	No.
	Oh, okay.
	Like, don't do it.
	Like, don't do it.
	Like, that's a big thing that I see a lot of, like, a lot right now in relationships or people that are in relationships.
	Maybe like we don't try and do that.
	Sure.
	Anything dating related you'd like to get off your chest?
	Maybe guys are pissing you off in some way, maybe something they're doing.
	Honestly, so I'm just wondering what some guys, if like when they actually want to have relationships.
	Like when do you know if a guy wants a relationship and when do you know if they do not want a relationship?
	And that's a question for you.
	Like how do you show a girl that you're not just trying to like have a hookup with her?
	Well, I feel like perhaps in this regard, I'm a bit of an outlier because I'm not particularly interested in what, well, first off, I'm not interested in one-time things.
	Like if I sleep with a girl, I want to continue seeing her.
	So to me, it's pointless to fuck a girl once and then never talk to her again for a variety of reasons.
	It's just, it's not worth my time.
	Like very frequently, Santa Barbara is a really big tourist town, so there's a lot of girls that are just coming through tourists and shit wanting to hook up.
	Like you'll match with them on dating apps.
	Like one of the first messages I'll send on the dating app, if it's not clear to me that the girl lives in Santa Barbara, I'm like, do you live in Santa Barbara or are you just visiting?
	If she's visiting, I'm probably unmatched or I'm just going to, because there's no potential there for it to proceed to anything further.
	I don't want to hook up with the girl one time and it's just not worth my time.
	So I'm super busy.
	But go ahead.
	Sorry, how far would you go to trying to like initiate a relationship with the girl?
	Would you drive an hour, if like you guys were talking for a couple weeks and like stuff like that, would you drive like an hour to meet that girl?
	Would that mean that you do want a relationship?
	Or do you just want to hang out with that?
	Is this experience that you've had?
	I've met many people who've had that experience and who've told me, you know, asked for advice.
	I don't know why that happened to me.
	But I'm just always curious.
	Like, why?
	Does that mean you want to see a guy if they drive an hour?
	Like, if a guy wants to see you, if they drive an hour?
	If a guy is willing to drive that far, I mean, he's either super, he's super desperate for pussy and he still might not want, he still might not want a relationship, but if he's willing to drive that far, he's, I think, probably has an above-average interest in you.
	Me personally, though, if I have to drive more than 20 minutes, like, nah, not happening.
	Like, you're in Ventura, right?
	I'm in Camarillo.
	Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
	If you were, for example, if you know, if we were dating, like, well, I would never, I would never go to Camarillo.
	You, you could come to me and I would date you, but I would just, it's not worth it for me.
	So the girl should go or you, the guy should go?
	The girl.
	Or meet in the middle.
	Do you think me in the middle?
	For me, per no, no middle.
	No middle.
	I'm the host.
	I'm hosting.
	My place is good.
	I like my place.
	But yeah, I wouldn't.
	I would not drive to see a girl.
	If she's in town, I would go see her, but I'm not, I don't want to commute more than 20 minutes.
	So she's in town and you mentioned it.
	More than 20 minutes.
	Well, Santa Barbara, like, so Santa Barbara, you can get from pretty much one end of town to the other in 20 minutes tops.
	So but if a girl like if you live in Ventura, you live in Camarillo, that's what, 45, 50 minutes away?
	Like almost 10 minutes.
	I don't care how hot she is.
	I don't care if she's a Victoria Seeker model.
	I'm not driving.
	I'm not driving fucking.
	It's like 50.
	Not here.
	I have like the best girl you've ever met, and she's like someone who you're like, damn, like she's nice.
	And yeah, she lived here for a couple days and like you want to see her more, but she just lives like a measly an hour away.
	My time is so valuable, it's not worth a 50-minute commute.
	What about her time?
	And if her driving to you, do you not care about it?
	She's probably a brokey if I'm dating her, to be honest.
	How is she a brokey?
	Well, I shouldn't say that, but I mean.
	That's rude.
	What do you mean by that?
	Your next girlfriend is running away right now.
	Yeah.
	She's like, never mind.
	No, it's just like...
	Unsend.
	So, okay, what was the question, though?
	Would you or would you not drive an hour if that girl?
	You said no.
	You said no, like, that's your solid age.
	You were saying, like, what?
	What?
	You'd only drive 15 minutes.
	Oh, and then you said that she's a busy.
	Yeah, yeah, you were saying, you were saying, right, because, like, why does she have to put in the time?
	Well, I mean, like, well, because I'm not going to be doing like 50-50 kind of stuff.
	Not really.
	You want to off on her?
	Not, well.
	I mean, there's something wrong with the girl trend.
	No, that's totally fine, too.
	But I'm a high earner, so like most women are not.
	Like, they can't, they're not going to match me.
	So it is.
	And I think.
	So, no, it's just for me personally, I would not be willing to drive that far in the same way that I wouldn't, I mean, it's obviously a spectrum.
	I wouldn't want to date a girl that lives seven hours away.
	Yeah.
	That makes sense.
	I did someone like across the entire country.
	Yeah, so did I.
	So if you're doing long distance.
	I mean, I want to go that way.
	Long distance.
	And then long distance is no good.
	And to pursue things further than that, then you go in person.
	Long distance.
	I think limiting yourself to one town isn't really going to get you anywhere.
	There's a lot of fish in the sea.
	I understand what you're saying.
	a lot of fish in the sea like i don't i don't believe in like i'd rather date someone that doesn't live in my state at all because i travel all the time Okay.
	Well, just to address that, I don't believe in the one.
	There are many ones, but I don't believe in there is a single one.
	So like that is like made for you basically.
	You don't believe that.
	there's not the one so i'm not like there's i'm not gonna drive 50 minutes for a girl Like, it's just not.
	There's girls in town.
	Would you pick up a girl from the airport if it was 50 minutes away?
	And that's like how far the airport was.
	Yeah, she was trying to come to say like seven states away and was like 45 minutes.
	Would you make the 45-minute trek to the airport?
	Uber?
	What?
	Oh, should we get an Uber?
	I would not.
	It's so romantic to be picked up on her.
	I understand.
	I think it's so cute to be up at the airport.
	You're done.
	Listen.
	So, okay, just to address your thing, though, I would date a girl if she lives in Camarillo, for example, if she was willing to drive to me all the time.
	But I would not ever do it once.
	Really?
	Not even once.
	I mean, I try to do it.
	To be her family?
	I mean, if you're saying that you're actually really busy and you literally can't, then that's understandable.
	But I'm saying it's like your choice.
	You said you usually go for like less financially abundant women.
	Would you pay for her gas?
	Would I pay for her gas?
	No, like if she drove to you, she drove to you.
	Would you pay for her girl?
	Well, I shouldn't say the women I'm dating are brokies.
	I mean, if I made less money than my significant other and he had a really nice place and I felt like it was better than mine, I probably would be willing to drive the 45 minutes even if he didn't want to come to my place.
	But only if his place is significantly better than mine.
	Well, the other thing is, like, I'm hosting typically too.
	So, I mean, they're coming to my place, but that's what I do.
	I would other people's houses.
	I mean, to me, it's just like a time management thing, just for myself, but also for the girl.
	Like, do you really want to be driving 50?
	I mean, if you really like the guy and it's worth it to you, but I've done the calculus, and it's just to me, commuting that far for a girl is not worth it when there are women in the city that are five, ten, fifteen minutes away by car.
	So to me, it's just not worth it.
	But if you find a guy that you think that that's worth it, some people are willing to go above and beyond to make it work with someone.
	But me personally, like I'm not driving that far for a chick.
	Yeah, it's your preference.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So honestly, when it comes to relationships, a lot of people say love, commonality, shared interests, great sex, whatever, all this shit, right?
	Is what's important.
	Convenience is what's important.
	Convenience.
	Convenience.
	That's the number one.
	That's the number one thing.
	So I have a question for you.
	So you say that you would date someone who lives far away if she's willing to come to you.
	Yes.
	Would that freak you out if she's like, okay, well, then can I stay every weekend with you?
	Would it freak me out if she wanted to crash at my place?
	Honestly, I don't like women sleeping in my bed.
	So then you walk for one day and then kick her out at the end of the day.
	And that's your girlfriend.
	If I've sleep in my bed.
	If I've been dating her for a long time, yes, but like early on, I honestly, I don't like to share a bed with anyone.
	Interesting.
	I just, I value my sleep so much, and I don't know.
	Girls be fucking jacking the covers and shit.
	You're all fucking splayed out.
	I just can't do it.
	Have you never been in love?
	I've been in love.
	So you don't have to be afraid of that.
	How did that go?
	Love is like.
	It was beautiful.
	It was good.
	It was good.
	It's good.
	Can I ask why?
	Separate bedrooms.
	What's up?
	No, I'm kidding.
	Separate bedrooms and no.
	No, I've seen it.
	I've shared a bed with women, but it's like it's just.
	It's an ick.
	It's not an ick.
	It's a thing.
	First off, if she snores, it's a rap.
	If a guy snores it, that's the same with me.
	If she snores, I can't.
	If a chick snores, it's a wrap.
	But what else?
	Just wake them off.
	Let's see.
	Snoring's bad.
	They have to be dead quiet for me to be willing to sleep, like sleep in the bed with them.
	Oh, no.
	I get up like 50 million times.
	I smoke weed throughout the night.
	I can't do it.
	I can't do it.
	TV.
	So if you don't like a woman sleeping over, do you not like morning sex?
	Ooh.
	It's okay.
	You've never had that?
	You never had that?
	I've had morning sex.
	I'm trying to sleep.
	Y'all trying to fuck in the morning.
	I'm trying to sleep in.
	Bitches kissing on my earlobe and shit.
	Like, no.
	Trying to fucking sleep, son.
	I'm trying to sleep.
	Are they?
	It's not water.
	Are they leaving?
	Why?
	Are they?
	Why are they leaving?
	They're just dipping.
	All right, peace out, fucking weirdos.
	Okay.
	Has that ever happened to you before?
	Were they leaving because of the because it was too long or something?
	Oh, you have to go.
	Something.
	All right.
	All right.
	So I'm wondering if I want to address the or change the microphone situation.
	It should be fun.
	But, well, that girl over there didn't get the.
	I think it was the morning sex thing that upset them.
	Yeah, they didn't like it.
	Yeah, I was being toxic, I guess.
	I guess they're just bored.
	But like, I thought I was entertaining.
	I guess I have something better.
	It's all your fault.
	Yeah, it's all my fault.
	I scared them away.
	It's all your fault, Meg.
	Scared them away.
	Scared them away.
	It's okay.
	I don't scare anyone away.
	I just think they have something else to do and they just think it's funny.
	Yeah.
	Okay, I don't know what we were talking about.
	Let me get these soup chats here.
	About morning sex.
	About you not liking morning sex.
	Morning sex.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Let's start the therapy session.
	All right.
	They said.
	Morning sex is a.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Okay, Sharky.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Morning sex, it's okay, I guess.
	But I prefer evening.
	Afternoon to light is better, I reckon.
	Lights on or lights off?
	Both.
	Both is fine, I guess.
	You just sit there flickering.
	I'm like, this position, this position, I can't.
	You switch the lights and tow it to the next position.
	This other position, I don't like this angle on you, so turn it off.
	Let me dim this for the first time.
	The lighting's not great.
	But like in the bed or like in a car, do you like better?
	Car sex, it's terrible.
	No.
	Okay, good.
	Everyone like that.
	They do like car sex.
	I don't think that's big.
	I like sex.
	I'm too big for car sex.
	I don't know if I can't do that.
	I'm not a big car like that, but no.
	Yo, Flan Life, thank you for the five gifted.
	Appreciate it, man.
	Public.
	Yeah, car sex, no good.
	Heavy sex, no good.
	No, I just like my bed.
	I think I must have upset her because I said I wasn't willing to drive to Camarilla.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	She probably just wanted to date you.
	I doubtful.
	Doubtful.
	I mean, to be fair.
	I'm too toxic on the show for any of the girls to want to date me, but go ahead.
	To be fair, this corner has been a little bit more quiet.
	Yeah.
	So it could have been that.
	Yeah, they were more quiet and they don't do OnlyFans or anything like that.
	It usually makes most people uncomfortable.
	We are used to this.
	Yeah, we're used to that.
	They don't know what to say.
	They told me that they just had to go somewhere.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	They said they had to like somewhere or something.
	Somebody else.
	On a Sunday.
	They thought this was going to last.
	Go quicker.
	That's what they said earlier.
	Okay.
	But they're obviously don't have to go somewhere.
	They're just.
	It's all good.
	Maybe they do.
	Maybe they do.
	They just want to have fun somewhere else.
	Well, I guess I'll.
	Maybe there's a frat party.
	I was just.
	No, I was just upset.
	I thought they were just going to the bathroom if they said, oh, we have to go.
	Like if they said goodbye, but I was just like, are you guys coming?
	So, anyways, whatever.
	Yo, Casey Supreme, thank you for the $20 soup chat.
	Just wanted to say hi to Shania.
	Glad to see you on the pod again.
	Brian, when are you going to have Chase on again?
	Working on getting Chase back on.
	If we do bring Chase back on, we're going to get a really solid panel for him.
	So actually, we maybe should have brought him on tonight.
	But tonight would have been very interesting with Chase.
	But Casey, thank you for the who is Chase.
	And hi.
	Oh, Chase, he's a guy.
	He's been on the show a couple times.
	He's like, very traditional, conservative guy.
	That would have been fun.
	That would have been really fun.
	That would have been good.
	A debate.
	I would love that.
	I love that.
	He's waiting until marriage to have sex.
	So, like, wow, that would have been so interesting.
	That would have been modified.
	That would be good.
	Contrast.
	Very traditional guy.
	So that would have been interesting.
	Sorry, Chase, if you're watching, you should have been on the show.
	But yeah, guys, get your super chats in.
	We're going to wrap up here pretty soon, I think.
	Yeah, so did you get to go on something dating related you wanted to get off your chest?
	No, I do have a question for kind of everyone.
	Sure.
	So I was just talking about this the other night.
	And when you consider adding to your body count, are you saying just sex or is it also fooling around, foreplay, that sort of stuff?
	I feel like it's just sex.
	So then, on top of that, does that mean women who sleep with women have a zero body count?
	That's a good one.
	Lesbians don't count.
	I think they count, honestly.
	But like people don't count it as much because they're like, that's hot.
	Guys just have like a, you know, guys are like, oh, that's hot.
	They would think it's hotter if you like fucked more girls than guys.
	Yeah.
	What do you think?
	I'm torn because it's a hard word.
	Yeah, it's a hard word.
	Because truthfully, it is.
	Like, when I think of it, I'm like, okay, it's when I hate to say the word, but insertion happens.
	Like you.
	Penetration.
	Yeah, penetration.
	But I mean, you know, when you sleep with a woman, there's not really.
	There's never really any penetration.
	Yeah.
	And that's still a connection.
	Something's going on.
	Something's going down.
	Yeah.
	So then you kind of start thinking, like, okay, do you count it to your body count if they make you finish?
	Do you count it to your body count if scissoring?
	I think it's scissoring the.
	Yes.
	Is that how it works?
	I would say that, if anything, if that has to count.
	If two women.
	If you are rubbing your coochies together.
	If you're rubbing your pussy together.
	Spark.
	Me licking your boobs.
	Don't like it.
	She licked my boobs yesterday and she was like, you can't like it.
	I said, okay.
	She licked all of her.
	Oh, almost instead of me, but like, yeah, Meg, she licked all of our boobs.
	You licked all the girls.
	Yeah, she licked all of our boobs and she was like, before I lick your guys' boobs, I need to say, you don't like it.
	No homo, but I'm gonna lick your titties.
	And we're like, okay, Meg, we won't like it.
	All of us are like bisexual.
	And we're like, don't, don't, like, don't like that.
	I hate it so much.
	No, please.
	No, I just thought it was funny.
	Do you have like a degradation?
	It was just like for OnlyFans.
	I just did like a video of them.
	I did.
	Like, me licking all of them just because of my tongue, and I thought it was funny.
	So, do you have a degradation kink?
	What does that mean?
	To be degraded?
	No.
	Because, like, you said you wanted the girls to not like it, so maybe they were like fucking looking at you.
	No, I just did that because I was just like, don't like it.
	Because I never really met these girls before till yesterday.
	And I was friends with them for a while.
	So I never know what can happen.
	Instead of a handshake, you lick some titties.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	Good times.
	That's a good way to meet somebody.
	Wait, so to answer your question, though, I think for women, it's either oral or scissoring.
	Fucking scissoring, I guess.
	For sure, scissoring.
	I don't think fingering counts as sex.
	No, fingering doesn't count as sex.
	That doesn't count as sex.
	That's finger-banging.
	Yeah, I don't like count all the people that has fingered me.
	I feel like fingering is more of sex.
	I've never counted.
	If you tall the time if you touch me, you count.
	You've never.
	Wait, hold on.
	Like, it was like a body count of someone fingering me.
	That's like weird.
	You don't count that as sex.
	That's just weird.
	Why'd you have that?
	Oh, we're just the math.
	Math.
	Math.
	Why do you have the math thing?
	I don't know.
	Because we're counting.
	We're doing math here.
	We're not counting.
	We're not doing math.
	Oh, shoot.
	I was just saying body count.
	Like, what are you on?
	No, I was just saying it doesn't count.
	If someone fingers you as like a body count, that's just weird.
	I don't know why you have to think and be like, oh, math, this is not dumb.
	I did.
	What was it?
	Oh, fuck.
	I never took a calculator to calculus class.
	Okay, so.
	I never took a calculator class.
	You don't know how to do math then.
	Pretty much.
	It's okay.
	My mom does my math for me.
	Your mom does the math.
	What else?
	And she also does your OnlyFans for you kind of.
	Well, she takes the photos, right?
	She does.
	This is my manager.
	Oh.
	And my mom has took photos of me before, but she just does my tax management.
	I see, I see.
	Okay, gotcha.
	So then on the topic of body count, and you brought it up a little bit.
	Do you guys think, kind of, I think we sort of touched on this before?
	Do you think body count should matter?
	Or actually, let me ask a different question.
	Do you object to men caring about body count?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we've already asked.
	Yeah.
	And do you think body count should matter, yes or no?
	I don't think body count should matter as long as everyone's safe and tested.
	I agree.
	So like, you know, before you sleep with someone, it's good to be like, hey, when was the last time you were tested?
	Do you want to go get tested together?
	Something like that.
	So as long as it's a high body count, I don't care.
	But let's just make sure everyone's safe.
	Exactly.
	I think as long as there's like that mutual respect, like you guys can talk about it, have that mutual respect and how you feel and everything.
	And then it should kind of go smoothly.
	Sure.
	So should body count matter just yes or no?
	Put the microphone in front of you if you can, please.
	Thank you.
	Sorry.
	You're fine.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I don't think it matters.
	Yes or no?
	No.
	It doesn't matter to me.
	I'm going to have to say as long as they're safe with it, it doesn't matter to me.
	I'm just all about safety.
	Okay, so question here.
	So if body count doesn't matter, what's your body count?
	I didn't know we were going that route with this question.
	Guys and girls or just guys?
	Both.
	Both.
	Separately.
	I mean.
	A little closer to the mic.
	Guys, I've only slept with like six guys, to be honest, but I've collabed with quite a few women.
	Okay.
	I do it for like business.
	I'm not like trying to make a girlfriend out of her, but if we can both make money off of this situation, it's like, okay.
	So quite a few women, like, do you have a range?
	Like her.
	Then that's really it.
	Like I said, I don't fuck.
	I don't engage with people often.
	I engage with you.
	So there's a very specific amount of people I like to engage with.
	Like I said, safety is priority.
	I'm not going to hook up with somebody.
	So you said six guys though.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	That is 12 because like I just was a dumb idiot in high school, but that's not even that bad.
	Honestly, people where I live have like 30 at like 21.
	I mean, yeah, it's people are like worse.
	People have like 50 people out there with worse.
	I mean, like this, so this is Isla Vista.
	It's like a college town.
	Like freshmen, first quarter, freshmen, first semester.
	Girls will put up like 20, 30, 40 bodies.
	Yeah.
	Their first fucking kiss is a lot of guys.
	I don't get with it, guys.
	You just kiss them.
	You just kiss them.
	It doesn't matter to me.
	I can kiss anyone.
	Okay.
	For girls, probably 15, maybe 15, 13 to 15.
	I don't know.
	Guys, if you count, I've had sex with three people.
	One was, the fourth was non-consensual, so I don't count them.
	Sorry to hear that.
	Yeah, I don't kiss and towel.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Two.
	Still two?
	Still two.
	Last time it was two.
	It was.
	Before that, it was one.
	One.
	And you, okay, got it.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Well, I think body count matters, so as a man of God, I do not.
	I do not reveal my body count.
	I don't really care, honestly, what people think.
	So like, why not?
	Who called the pussy police?
	Why are we so police?
	What do you mean?
	What's the pussy police?
	Like the people who genuinely give a shit about where you put your coochie.
	Like, the ones that are like actually mad.
	Like, if you're mad at a girl strictly because she slept with this amount of people, you are the pussy police if you're that mad about what a girl is doing with her coochie.
	If it's not your girl, it's not your problem.
	Well, I don't think guys are mad.
	Or they don't care.
	Some people do.
	Some people don't.
	It's just different with that.
	Well, men care, but it's in terms of the women that they'd want to date.
	Yeah.
	So they wouldn't want to.
	Like I said, if you're not, like, if you're pursuing this woman for a relationship, ask whatever the fuck you want.
	You have every option to do so.
	You're trying to pursue a relationship.
	If you're just looking at a female and someone's like, yeah, she slept with like 12 people, are you the pussy police?
	Is that your problem?
	The pussy police, the PPP.
	The pussy police.
	The pussy police.
	There seems to be a lot of them.
	I don't know where they get trained.
	We need a pussy police teacher by the way.
	All right.
	Guys, get your last-minute super chats in here.
	We're going to wrap up here pretty soon.
	All right.
	So let's see here.
	I wanted to ask.
	I need to argue with you guys about something.
	I feel like we need to have a debate.
	Doesn't actually argue with people?
	Yeah, sometimes.
	We get into some heated debate, but I feel like you guys, it's been a fun, fun little combo.
	So trying to think.
	You said you want something juicy.
	What do you want besides a woman?
	Besides a woman?
	I don't know.
	I'm like trying to think who's here.
	would it offend you if a guy did I already ask this Would it offend you if a guy didn't want, he wasn't rude about it, but he just didn't want to date you or take you seriously because you either did OnlyFans or had like a, you know, care.
	I didn't care.
	I literally made it right when the guy I was dating at the time said, don't do that.
	And I did it.
	I just slaffed my way to the bank.
	Yeah.
	I'm not saying that.
	Well, have you encountered guys that have had an issue with it?
	Yes.
	Yeah, I have.
	A lot of men have an issue with Onely Fan.
	Most men.
	Most men have an issue.
	Most men have an issue with women doing OnlyFans.
	Even though they're the ones buying it, they have such a large problem with women selling pictures of their boobs on the internet.
	Well, I can see it.
	Huge problem with it.
	Oh my God.
	You mean they have an issue with it in terms of they wouldn't date a girl who did OnlyFans.
	In terms of like, for some reason, they just think that, like, okay, I took a picture of my boobs.
	Like, you are.
	Closer to the microphone.
	I don't know.
	Most men look at it as, I guess most women look at it as a way to make money.
	It's just another job for us.
	But most men are like, you are the biggest whore I've ever met in my life.
	It's like, you have no idea who I've slept with or when, but you just automatically place the name of whore on an OF girl.
	Because why?
	Because you just assumed she's a whore.
	That's on you.
	You're allowed to have your personal opinions about OF girls.
	But like I said, most men seem to have a problem with women doing it.
	Where do we get our money?
	The men that have a problem with us doing it.
	Okay, so well, I do agree with you that there is, like, I think there definitely is a stigma attached to it.
	Like, there's a perception, like, oh, she does OF or she's a stripper.
	There's a huge stigma attached to it.
	Like, for strippers or girls who do OFF.
	Anybody in the sexual work industry will have that stigma put on them.
	Whether it's stripping, whether it's OnlyFans, whether it's chatterbait, whether it's actual prostitution or whatever.
	Everybody's going to have a problem with it.
	Can you tilt the mic down towards you?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Everybody's going to have a problem with it.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Even if it's not theirs to worry about, they're still probably going to worry about it.
	So, and you were saying that the guys who buy your OnlyFans, they would have, even though they support this.
	Oh, yes, there's so many men.
	They buy you.
	Yeah, they'll go through and buy content, and then I'll see a video online and their comments, like, yeah, fuck those OnlyFans girls.
	I'm like, you just sent me like $500.
	What do you mean?
	You're so closeted.
	Or like, you have a big forehead.
	You're so ugly.
	And then you just sent me a lot of money.
	It's like, okay.
	Or they'll start spam calling me yesterday, like all day.
	It's just like stupid.
	It's like most of them are just trying to hide the fact that they support the women that they're trying to hate against.
	I don't know why guys can't just be mad.
	I don't know why they can't just be like, yay, she has nice titties.
	Everybody does it.
	Well, I think there is a difference, though, between consuming something and then also a guy might say, hey, it's cool if you do that, but I don't think I'd want to.
	You're allowed to have a personal preference.
	I don't think I'd want to date a girl.
	That's fine.
	Then duh.
	There's plenty of girls who don't do it.
	Go find one.
	Yeah, plenty.
	I would go find one that did that because, like, why not?
	I think it's like interesting to find stuff out about them to see if they do on OnlyFans or if they do all that different stuff.
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, shit.
	Good times.
	Horny.
	Horny.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	Yeah, I mean, I think definitely just comes down to preferences.
	Me personally, I don't think I would have, like, I think I would, I'd be okay dating a girl.
	I'm probably going to get roasted in the chat.
	I'd be okay dating a girl if she did solo content.
	Yeah.
	But like, I feel like me personally, like, even if it was a girl, I would feel like girl girl, probably okay, but I feel like if she did BG stuff, I'd probably look, free to do whatever you want.
	That's like what I do.
	But just like for me, I'd maybe feel a bit uncomfortable with it.
	I'd probably just say, hey, we're just not a right match.
	We're not a good person.
	Would you do BG content with her if you were dating her?
	No.
	No.
	I wouldn't.
	No.
	Most women in relationships only do boy girl content with their husband or their wife.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	There's most women in OF don't just go out and like find.
	I mean, I can't say that.
	I don't really know every girl that does OF, but from the majority that I know, even if you're single, they don't just go out and look.
	No.
	They don't drunk.
	They just do that and they don't remember.
	It's way more of a process.
	It's way more of a process.
	Paperwork you have to fill out.
	There has to be like two consenting parties, testing, like she said.
	You know, it's all legal.
	It's all legal.
	It's not like, like I said, it's a job.
	It's an honest.
	It's not what people think it is.
	You want something spicy.
	Do you have, have you been, have you been thinking of something spicy to kind of send us out on?
	No.
	No, I haven't.
	But you are the host.
	I was relying on you.
	Okay.
	I can think.
	I'm trying to think here.
	Oh, is it a deal breaker if a guy won't go down on you?
	How about that?
	Oh, God, yeah.
	If you don't go down on me, I'm like, I mean, if you expect me to give you a head, why wouldn't I get any?
	That's not very nice.
	Yeah, that doesn't sound very fair to me first.
	And then I'll give you push.
	You're done.
	So, deal breaker, deal breaker.
	Yeah, deal breaker.
	Why wouldn't you want to go down on who you're with?
	Are you like scared of Coochie?
	Are you gay?
	That's what I think of someone.
	I think someone's gay if they don't go down.
	Like, I literally have like best friends, and they're like, I haven't done this.
	Like, I haven't talked to someone and I'm like 20 years old.
	Like, I love people.
	And then I'm like, okay, so like, are you stray?
	Are you okay?
	Like, I just like get confused.
	I always want to note about someone.
	And that wants me to learn about someone more.
	You know what I mean?
	So I'm just like, what are you?
	So, okay.
	Okay, so.
	Sorry if I brainwashed you.
	I'm brainwashed.
	Good word.
	I'm brainwashed right now.
	So.
	Okay, so deal breaker.
	Did you answer?
	No.
	Okay, go ahead.
	I like giving more than receiving, so it's not.
	Wait, you prefer giving over receiving?
	Yes.
	Nice.
	All right, I'm going to tell you guys.
	I'm going to tell you guys.
	So I haven't gone down on a girl since the Bush administration.
	Not the Bush administration.
	What does that mean?
	That's like 2007.
	I meant to say that.
	No pun intended.
	No pun intended.
	Can I ask you why?
	I just don't really like it.
	Just a preference.
	Do you like getting head?
	I do.
	That's nice.
	Yeah, it is.
	Yeah, I got neck problems.
	Stop lying.
	Putting me a river, baby.
	Neck problems.
	Yeah, just honestly, never pussy is great.
	Love pussy, but just.
	You love fucking pussy.
	I like fucking pussy.
	I like looking at pussy and I like touching pussy, but putting my mouth to pussy for some reason.
	I don't know.
	Did you have a bad experience?
	Do you remember that?
	No, no bad experiences.
	Just I did it a couple times, just didn't really enjoy it.
	Did she ever?
	Did she tweet it or something?
	Like, why did you not enjoy it?
	I suppose there is a situation.
	I think real men eat pussy.
	Yeah, real men don't eat pussy.
	Real men.
	I've never heard that.
	I've never, ever heard of a guy saying he doesn't go down on a girl.
	You've never heard a guy say that he doesn't go down on a girl.
	No.
	I won't get anywhere near you if you're not going to do the same thing to me.
	If you thought I was just going to suck your wiener and go away, you really thought.
	You really thought.
	I mean, what if you just sucked the wiener and hung out?
	Like, okay, like, no.
	Why did you get to that and I didn't?
	That's not fair.
	You get to nut, but like, I don't know if you're my finish doesn't matter, but yours does.
	That's so inconsiderate to your partner.
	First off, I believe the girl should come first.
	The girl comes first, right?
	I'll make the girl come with hands, toys, whatever.
	Sex.
	But head, just not my thing.
	I don't like it.
	You know, it's a preference.
	And not everybody, not every single woman enjoys head.
	You just got to find one that's like, no, thank you.
	There's definitely.
	There's lots of women that don't like getting head.
	And those are keepers.
	And those are the ones that probably will give you more head.
	Because they're not expecting anything back.
	It's crazy.
	You're probably going to get more head.
	It's a great, what's it called?
	It's a great arrangement.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, because you're getting something and they're not.
	That's why it's a great argument.
	But there's also men out there who are like, that's what I like too, honestly.
	Oh, you like to receive head and then not give it back.
	Yo, what's up?
	High five.
	What's up?
	We'll do an air high five.
	Air high five.
	Okay.
	I think it's all it's like, if you get to nut, bitch, I'm going to nut too.
	Yeah.
	That doesn't happen.
	I can give you a couple.
	I guess I can give you a couple reasons.
	Like, so one, first off, my previous stance on it was have to be in a relationship with a girl to do it.
	I agree with you.
	Because the way girls be moving, and guys move this way too, but like you have to assume when you first meet someone that they're fucking at least one other person.
	And they might not even be upfront.
	They might lie about it.
	They might say, oh, I'm just, I'm not dating anyone.
	So, to me, like, again, it kind of goes back to the body count thing.
	Like, if a girl just hooked up with a guy three hours ago last night, I'm going to go down on it.
	Yeah, and it wouldn't be, but that wouldn't.
	Yeah.
	That's kind of like if you're in a relationship with someone and you're just like constantly asking her for a head and you don't go down on her at least like once a month, plus she doesn't want you to.
	Ask.
	She just does that.
	She just does.
	Ask.
	Ask.
	No, ask, just do it.
	She just, no, she just goes for it.
	But, okay, so although even in a relationship, it's like, okay, if she's on birth control and like you're, you're fucking blasting, then it's like, then you also don't want to give head.
	I mean, what do you mean by blasting?
	Like you're blasting, you're coming inside her.
	Oh.
	And then it's just like, I don't know, it changes the pH balance.
	And it's a little, you know.
	I mean, I'm not going to like slurp it out.
	I'm like, shut up.
	I'm confused.
	Yeah.
	I don't think anybody has boyfriend.
	No straight man wants to like, I mean, that's not true.
	There's some straight men that would enjoy doing that, but most straight men wouldn't enjoy just like eating their calm out of their wife's like coochie.
	I think that's pretty interesting.
	That's not what that is.
	How do you clean up?
	Go to a shower?
	Yeah.
	I mean, you can't, that shit lingers.
	We have wipes.
	We all clean up after.
	You can go in and scoop it out.
	Yeah.
	Or eagles.
	That's just gross.
	Just take a shower.
	Yeah, obviously, I'm going to shower.
	I'm going to shower too.
	But if you're just.
	You have some swimmers in there?
	How long does it take for them to come out?
	You're talking like it's just going to sit up in there and fester for five years.
	Nah, it comes out.
	When you stand up, you're on cranberry.
	It comes out.
	But okay, if you're like, if you're having sex consistently, like that shit.
	First off, women shouldn't douche.
	Like, you shouldn't douche.
	No, that's good for you.
	No, you don't do swimming.
	Or wash clothes.
	I'm not saying like you have to nut in her and then two minutes later eat her coochies.
	Like obviously you don't have to give her head at all if you don't want to.
	Oh no, that shit just, it changes.
	If you're coming inside a girl, it changes the pH balance.
	Probably.
	If you go to swimming and if you put scented soap down there, it changes the pH.
	Like everything you do is going to change the pH.
	It's a very sensitive area.
	Cranberry words.
	Cranberry, yes, yes.
	I love it.
	I truly should be able to do that.
	But look, I just say cranberry extra.
	I can't do it.
	I can't do it.
	The girls, the girls will be sleeping around with a bunch of men.
	I just can't do it.
	I can't do it.
	I mean, you also have to look at that from the other side.
	Like, I don't want to really give you head if I don't know when the last time you stuck that in a coochie was.
	Like, you could have just got back from a hookup and now you want head.
	Yo, but the difference is, like, you can clean a dick.
	You can clean a coochie.
	You can't get pussy too with soap.
	And, like, drink cranberry game.
	No, but you can't, like, okay, you can't clean the inside.
	So you mean, like, you only, you know, I want to give you three takes for it to come out.
	Like, do you think it just sits in there forever?
	You're acting like your gum is just going to be in there for decades and you're never going to have the chance to eat it.
	Well, if you're, let's say if you're fucking, if you're fucking like.
	Actually, it does just linger in there for quite a while, I feel like.
	Really?
	The chat just said 49 to 72.
	Yeah, I'm like, it's actually true.
	Like, it's scientifically proven, actually.
	Well, yeah, no, if you're, if you're fucking like a couple times a week, like, that should be a lot of fun.
	I guess I just don't actually fuck enough for that to like even hit me.
	To be honest, the bulk of it, yeah, will fucking fall out, but like that, the residue's in there and shit.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right.
	We agree on something.
	I agree.
	We agree.
	Wow, good job.
	We did it.
	Yeah, we did it.
	There we go.
	There we go.
	Yeah, so it's been since the Bush administration.
	It's been a while.
	I'm so sad.
	I'm so sorry for you.
	Well, you should say that about the women I've dated, but I'm so sorry for the woman you dated.
	Probably they were ugly because they weren't meant.
	I have a question.
	How have women reacted?
	Yeah, that was out of pocket.
	How have women reacted to you?
	No one expected it.
	That's why.
	Like, how have you handled that situation when you are like dating a girl or about to do stuff with a girl?
	How do you handle like responding to that?
	What do you mean?
	Like, if a girl's like, shoves her head down, or your head like down there and is like insinuating that she wants it.
	Oh my god.
	If any girl tries to grab the back of my head, I'm like, the fuck are you doing?
	Are you don't fucking grab me like that shit?
	No, no, no.
	I don't want like a dominant girl to fucking it's not dominant.
	It's not you.
	No, that's just not cute.
	So you don't like grab her head and be like, you want to like suck my nose?
	No, but it's different though.
	Like how?
	It's the same thing.
	I'm talking about.
	No, no, no, I'm talking like, I'm talking for a girl to grab the back of my head and start trying to force me down to, nah.
	Not force me down.
	That's a fucking terminal.
	We didn't say like it wasn't contentious.
	We said like if you're like in the middle and a girl is just like if you're like laying like go down and like give me a if she was like trying to initiate you going down and giving head she doesn't have to like grab your scalp and push you into the dirt.
	Is that a cross on your arm by the hunt?
	It is.
	And I have horse.
	Wait, show it to the camera.
	It's for my grandfather.
	I'm not really sure.
	Wait, show it to the camera.
	Oh, okay.
	It's a George Strait quote.
	It's a song.
	Okay.
	So what was the question?
	I don't remember.
	Something about going down on how you handle it.
	She's like casually like trying to persuade you to go down.
	She's not like pushing your head.
	Let's role play it.
	Let's role play it.
	You're my new partner.
	Somehow I haven't pissed you off immediately in some way.
	I know it's tough, but so say you're like on top and it's like I wouldn't be on top, but like you're starface?
	I'm a starfish.
	You're laying on the bed waiting for her to just go here.
	You're just wanting to like hit her in doggy style.
	Oh, you just said you don't like dominant woman.
	No doggy.
	I like girl on top of me doing all the work.
	Oh.
	Oh, okay.
	I like to do all the videos.
	Yeah, meow.
	I like the guy doing work and I'm doing work here and like doing all different stuff.
	I don't like missionary.
	But okay, so.
	You don't like missionary?
	That's my favorite.
	Rest in peace.
	Not rest in peace.
	I just feel like, so if you were in missionary.
	I don't work at a fast food restaurant.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry, Meg.
	It's just not going to work out between us.
	I'm sorry.
	Anyways, okay, so bringing it back to you.
	So it was, what was it?
	It's like if you were about to do missionary, I know you don't like missionary, but say you were like just about on top.
	Like you were like kind of just leaning on.
	We're like side by side in bed.
	Okay, we're like side by side in bed and you're just like rolling over and you're like kissing and stuff.
	And she just like grabs your shoulders and she's like, like trying to knock it down.
	No, let's role-play it.
	You want me to...
	Verbally.
	Verbal roleplay.
	Verbally, you don't really say anything.
	Like, I mean, you could be like, hey, can you give me a head?
	And you'd be like, no.
	But by like trying to maneuver down there.
	No, no, no.
	It's not like, get down there, bitch.
	It's like, hey, how did you like maybe put your head down there for a second?
	Kind of thing.
	That's what you would say.
	Yeah.
	I'm going to do that later.
	Eat my pussy bitch.
	like what do you want me to do so okay let's no let's role play so So, okay, we're in bed, right?
	Whatever.
	We're in bed.
	We're making out, and then you want me to go down on you.
	Yeah.
	So, usually, most girls would just be like, hey, can you eat me out?
	And at that point, you'd be like, no, I don't like eating girls out.
	Well, no, let's, okay, we'll roleplay it, though.
	So say what you would say, and I'll say right now.
	I'm like really wet right now, and I just want you to taste it.
	And, like, if you could go down on me, I'm so horny, and it would be so awesome if we could just warm up a little bit before you try to slide in.
	What would you say?
	It takes time for girls to warm up.
	It does.
	You gotta do foreplay.
	Run away?
	What?
	Are you scared?
	Wow.
	You're scared of that.
	You're scared of pussy.
	Like, what are you doing?
	I'm not scared.
	What I'm saying is.
	You just ducked and ran into the corner.
	I was a bit scared.
	No, I'm kidding.
	You said you don't like dominant women.
	I'm a dominant woman.
	Here's what I would do.
	I would do, I would say, it depends if I want to finesse it a little bit.
	I might say.
	What if I just sniffed it?
	Here's a little game for.
	I'm going to give the guys a little game.
	If you can take it seriously after I've stuttered through this entire fucking podcast.
	So if you want to finesse it a bit and you don't like giving head, you say, oh, baby, I'd really, you know, listen, it's something I'd rather do like with a girl that I'm like, we're in a relationship or committed.
	That'll last you.
	Manipulative.
	You're so much more manipulative.
	Hold on.
	That means I would like you because you're so manipulative.
	Oh my god, touch my toe.
	Oh, imagine heavy hand.
	It's beautiful.
	It's the start of a beautiful relationship.
	Okay, so.
	Can't wait to watch it bloom.
	Yeah.
	So that'll last you about three months.
	That buys you three months' time of not eating pussy, guys.
	What are you going to do after that?
	Three months.
	Then what you say is you stage a neck injury.
	So you say, guys.
	Oh, my God.
	I ate a car accident.
	I can't do it.
	Oh, fuck.
	My neck's all fucked up.
	And then by that time, she's maybe starting to fall in love with you.
	She's starting to fall in love with you, and then she's going to be...
	Look, you're still going to make her come, right?
	You're going to use toys.
	You're going to fuck her.
	Are you like how?
	A lot of people.
	I don't realize that women fake orgasms.
	Five out of the six men, I did fake an orgasm.
	Like, and they had no idea.
	Yeah, I have two.
	They come.
	They come.
	And most, if you've made a girl come before, you know.
	But if you just like, you just like guessed, it's like, but do they come back?
	Do they come?
	They always come back.
	If they came, they came back.
	I mean, I would, oh, I would, okay.
	Where's the rest of the roleplay here?
	But once you come back.
	Oh, okay, go for it.
	Go for it.
	But I forgot what I was saying.
	Oh, some game.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So neck injury.
	That buys you.
	Listen, if you guys go get some physical therapy, that buys you another six months.
	That buys you six months.
	And then from there, look, you're fucking in, boys.
	You're good.
	You're good.
	You don't have to do it.
	Okay.
	But can't she still.
	What did you even say?
	I'm so confused.
	Can't she?
	Don't worry about it.
	Can't she still sit on your face with a neck injury?
	What the fuck?
	Screw.
	Oh my God.
	I can't with you.
	That's just too dominant of a position.
	You never 69 someone?
	No.
	Nope.
	He's not a little freak, Tally, for you.
	No, that's like a normal sex position, I think.
	I mean, I wouldn't say I'm dying.
	Do you do?
	You hate it?
	I don't fight when something feels good.
	Yikes.
	That's it.
	That was good.
	That's funny.
	That is a yikes.
	Major yikes.
	Okay, I think.
	But no, I mean, like, I'm not vanilla, but just when it comes to head, I'm not a fan.
	I think we gathered that.
	Yeah, I think it's been established.
	Yep.
	So, a girl sitting on my face now.
	Nah.
	So if you don't eat pussy, do you eat ass?
	Nope.
	Nah, I don't.
	Figured this much.
	Nah, not a fan of that.
	Not a fan of that.
	Do you finger her at least?
	Yeah.
	Hands are good.
	I'm down with her.
	Hands are good.
	We like hands.
	Yep.
	Okay.
	Hands, toys are good.
	Cool.
	Yeah.
	That was a big one.
	Toys are a bit.
	A lot of men are scared of sex toys.
	See, no problem.
	You get another point back.
	At least you are okay with toys.
	Toys are totally fine.
	Toys will be very helpful in the process of helping a woman come.
	There's a whole process to it.
	Like, if you don't study how to make a woman nut, you're probably not making your woman nut.
	I mean, it's like the fucking clitoris is the Rubik's Cube.
	Most people don't know that.
	Unfortunately, it is.
	No, no.
	Well, some women come actually super easily.
	Like, some girls, you have fucking.
	The statistic is 20% of women, 20% of women can come without clitoral simulation.
	If you just put it in, only 20% of women will come from just you putting your dick in and out of them.
	I mean, some women, they can't even.
	Some women have a pretty, either really hard time coming or some women.
	They have to like smack the clip to get it done.
	Oh, shit.
	Yo, but some girls don't.
	Watch out.
	Yo, wake up.
	Some girls can't even come.
	I mean, sometimes they're like thinking too much.
	They never come.
	That's why I like giving more than receiving, because I'm like, you're just wasting your time.
	I've never seen that.
	I have a question for you.
	Has a guy put in the college effort?
	Wait, what?
	Is that how it goes?
	That doesn't sound like much effort.
	What effort is that?
	No, no, no.
	Give it the old college try.
	I think that's the saying.
	But has a guy like fucking tried to make you come?
	Yeah.
	That's all I've done.
	Have you been able to make yourself come?
	Oh, yeah.
	What do you hands, toys?
	Toys.
	Oh, I got you.
	What's up?
	Easy.
	Wait, so a guy's never been able to make you come with hands or with hands, mouth, or their dick.
	Has a guy ever used toys with you?
	They've tempted it, teased me with it, never let me finish.
	Oh, no, that's brutal, girl.
	Word.
	Word.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, to finish off the role.
	You ran away from me when we were rolling.
	You hid in the corner.
	You said no.
	Roleplay over.
	You ran away.
	Just like that.
	You're doing it again.
	You still want to do it?
	Cool, guys.
	Get your last super chats in.
	As soon as Meg returns, we're going to wrap up the show.
	Let's see, we have, oh wait, hold on.
	Professional friend tools.
	We have upgraded.
	We've upgraded.
	Yo, Flan Life, thank you for the Canadian $20 Super Chat.
	Hey, Andrew, really appreciate all the support, man.
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	Damn, the super chats are lacking.
	LOL.
	Date only short guys who have great personality or date only tall guys with shit personality.
	Yeah, we can go around on this.
	Why don't you start over here?
	I have no problem with height, so I would gladly date someone shorter with a great personality.
	Okay.
	I would date shorter with a great personality for sure.
	I'm very like submissive.
	I like need someone who's like a bit bigger than me.
	They don't have to be taller, but like just bigger than me, I guess.
	So I don't know.
	I don't know on that.
	I would date shorter with personality.
	Depends on how short, though.
	If you're like 5'2, it's like, I'm sorry.
	I don't know if I can do that.
	I'd rather just not date anybody.
	Yeah.
	At that point.
	All right, we have Chick-fil-A stud, $20 Super Chat.
	These 304s are all damagements here, but they sort of grew on me.
	Girl to Brian's left is classy AF.
	Are you talking about Kiki?
	Ella.
	No.
	Oh, shit.
	What the?
	Oh, my.
	Okay.
	So, I don't know.
	We're freaking on it.
	Last thoughts before I wrap up.
	Anybody have a final thought or question?
	Anything dating related?
	No.
	No.
	Okay.
	All right.
	I think there was one last thing.
	I feel like I had a note on it, but it slips my mind earlier.
	All right.
	We had a.
	Oh, look.
	Thank you.
	Oh, they found their OS.
	Okay, there you go.
	Thanks.
	Yeah, do you guys want to plug your OFs?
	Sure.
	Right now.
	Before we wrap, go ahead.
	Mine's at ICIB.
	Mine's at Meg C-R-I-T.
	Mine is T-A-L-I underscore K-A-I-T-L-Y-N.
	It's Tally Caitlin.
	Mine is L-I-V-I-M-A-W-I-E.
	You don't have an OnlyFans.
	Mine is non-existent.
	Okay.
	Check out the whatever OnlyFans, onlyfans.com slash whatever.
	We actually have it, but there's nothing on there yet.
	I'm trying to convince Kiki over here to, yeah, you can kind of see her to start doing something on OnlyFans.
	But we do have the slash whatever.
	We do have onlyfans.com slash whatever, but it's empty at the time being.
	Before we wrap, I want one more ridiculous, crazy anecdote from you.
	Crazy, just a crazy story from you.
	Another crazy story.
	Another crazy story.
	This last one.
	Give me a topic, and then I'll tell you, like, anything.
	Just anything you want to know, like, about a guy or with a girl.
	About a guy, yeah.
	About a guy, like, where?
	Like, you have to give me more into it.
	Where?
	Get me more.
	Like, what do you want to know?
	Like, freaky guys, weirdos, like, people, would they ask me on Snap?
	Because they asked me pretty crazy stuff on Snap.
	What?
	So you said previously you spent $20,000 on the McDonald's cokehead guy.
	Yeah.
	How much has a guy spent on you?
	Not that much.
	Okay.
	Most likely, if someone like spends a lot of money on me, it's usually that people spend money on me.
	It's usually like my best friends or people I work with, like Tally and her boyfriend.
	Like people like that.
	Not like people who I like.
	They don't usually have money.
	They usually say I'm broke and stuff like that.
	And I'm just like, okay, cool.
	We got one from Sharky here.
	Most regrettable hookup.
	We'll just go around the table and then we'll wrap.
	Go ahead.
	My most regrettable hookup was the only hookup I've ever had and it was in high school.
	And it was definitely not good.
	High school said, you can tell we were in high school.
	And that was the only hookup I've honestly ever done.
	I don't like it.
	Freaks me out.
	Mine was when a guy asked me where like the hole was in like my Pussey.
	He was like a lady pussy.
	Yeah, like who asked that?
	Like how do you not like, why would you ask that while hooking up with someone?
	Yeah, like where do I put it in?
	I'm like, was he a virgin?
	Honestly, I don't know.
	I was just hooked up with this random guy when I was younger in high school.
	It's just in high school.
	Like in your high school experience.
	I had a threesome with this one girl that turned into like a psycho and thought she was going to be like a part of like my entire like life and relationship just because we hooked up.
	And she was insane, like came to my house and befriended roommates and just was like super psycho.
	So definitely regretted that one.
	That was not one of my better three ways.
	Okay.
	I hooked up with this guy in high school and he totally tried to put it in my butt without asking.
	Oh, that's not.
	Like without any loop or anything.
	Like literally.
	He went straight like, screw my pussy.
	He went straight up to the butthole and tried jamming it in.
	So that was probably a pretty regrettable.
	Yeah, really.
	What the fuck?
	God damn.
	Who does that?
	Holy shit.
	Surprised.
	His line was said, said, I want to fuck you like the porn stars.
	Ew.
	That's what he said before he drabbed it in my ass.
	Or tried.
	Attempted.
	Attempted.
	Attempted, Analyst.
	Horribly attempted.
	Dikes.
	Good times.
	Yes.
	Good times.
	How was the rest of that hookup after that?
	It was great.
	Rolls her eyes.
	It was so good.
	My most regrettable one was probably my last one.
	I kind of knew right off the way that I shouldn't do it, but I was very heartbroken and very sexually frustrated.
	And so I went ahead and did it anyways and regret it.
	Yeah, there you go.
	Okay.
	And you only hooked up with him one time?
	Yeah, we, so it was right after my breakup and the sexless relationship.
	So I was very sexually frustrated.
	And we were talking for a while.
	We FaceTimed twice.
	He was out of town and then he came to town.
	We had a beautiful date.
	Super sweet guy.
	He was amazing the whole time.
	Went back to his place.
	We watched a movie.
	I tried really hard to be like, oh, you know, like, what a great movie.
	Like, look, watch the movie.
	And yeah, it just didn't go.
	And then the horniness kicked in.
	I was like, fuck.
	So I went ahead and did it and ta-da.
	Okay.
	Oh, something came to mind for you.
	Have you ever gotten revenge on a guy?
	Like, revenge on a guy.
	Have I ever gotten revenge on them?
	Yeah.
	did you get revenge on the mcdonald's guy i mean like you kind of got some money back but i kind of got some money back but like um basically like the girl that he's with right now always like cheats on him in like the beginning and then he's pretty evil He cheats on her back and then has a threesome with someone else.
	And like, just does crazy stuff, like, back.
	But, like, no, I don't really have revenge on them.
	I just think it's, like, stupid.
	Someone just asking me for, like, 1K randomly while having a girlfriend.
	I'm like, why would I spoil you?
	I'm not dating you.
	Like, you don't like me.
	Like, you're just lying to me.
	And they're like, I do, like, the manipulation stuff like that.
	Sure.
	Oh, and I had, I had, excuse me, fucking tweaking over here.
	I had actually two more questions for you guys.
	So at the beginning, kind of the show, and perhaps throughout the show, so you said you were toxic.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	But you're not like saying that in a joking way.
	No, I'm very serious.
	There's a reason I don't do relationships.
	I would never put somebody through that.
	That's very rude and inconsiderate.
	Well, I mean, it's kind of...
	If I was in a relationship with me, I'd probably hate me.
	It's like, why are you like, I'm not allowed to talk.
	Like, I'm not allowed to speak.
	Like, I can't come near you.
	Like, I have to sleep in a separate house.
	It's like, I can see you for three hours twice a week and that's it.
	It's like, yeah, I'm sorry.
	Otherwise, I don't want you.
	The three hours twice a week thing actually sounds wonderful.
	For some reason, they're just like, no, I need to be at your house every day.
	They're like, we need to be like a married guy.
	I was like, get out of my house.
	Get out of my house.
	I would like to be alone.
	Well, I mean, that's, well, first off, I would say I'm impressed by your degree of self-awareness.
	I mean, I mean, you're aware of this.
	I'm not going to do that to somebody.
	That's rude.
	I'm the opposite.
	I like to spoil someone.
	So when I'm with someone, I think I'm like the best girlfriend ever.
	Like, I will literally spoil you with like anything if you treat me good.
	But like the manipulation.
	Minus the manipulation.
	If you manipulate me, I'm not going to treat you good.
	Okay.
	Oh, I thought you did the manipulation.
	No, I did do the manipulation for like five months, but like before I did the manipulation, I treated him good.
	Okay.
	It's like, it's a lot.
	That's where we're so different because I just don't have the time or the energy to manipulate anybody.
	Like I can't.
	No, I just do that because I'm like, I were to give you 20K, why not just manipulate you and say I'm going to give you 5K and not do it because you're just such an asshole.
	That's true.
	So for you, you admit that you consider yourself to be.
	You're self-aware that you said yourself that you're the problem.
	Yeah.
	That you're toxic.
	And eventually maybe I can fix that I am the problem and make something work.
	But until then, I have not grown enough to be who that person would want to be.
	I'm not going to put someone through that.
	Sure.
	Well, I certainly commend you for, one, the self-awareness and it's just called being a good person, to be honest.
	And so, I guess my question to you is, is do you see yourself attempting to change in the future?
	I feel like in the future, yes, when it comes down to it, I don't necessarily think I want to be alone for the rest of my life.
	But until then, I should probably try like therapy for some anger issues or like maybe like figure out why I just don't want anybody near me.
	I think I just love having alone time.
	I'm so anti-social social club.
	Like, I'll go out once every six months, and I will be the most outgoing human being you'll ever meet in your life.
	I'm going to go crawl into a hole after that, and you will not see me.
	Okay.
	I will be sitting on the couch with my dog working for eternity, and you won't see a peep.
	But so currently, at least how you are currently, do you think that, well, it seems like you're just avoiding relationships to begin with.
	Do you think that there's a lot of reasons behind it, to be honest?
	Sure.
	But you would say that you would have to, it would be, would it be contentious for a guy to date you right now?
	I would always, I will always warn somebody about who I am.
	I'm not going to sit here and be like, yes, I'm the best girlfriend in the world.
	I'm going to cook for you.
	I'm going to clean for you.
	Our house is going to be whatever.
	It's going to be a good relationship, but I'm also probably going to hurt your feelings at some point in time because I'm just a blunt and honest person.
	And if there's something you're doing I don't like, I'm going to say, stop doing that or get out of my life entirely, please.
	I'm begging you.
	Stop wasting my time.
	And so, but, okay, so you're self-aware, and it sounded like you would potentially consider changing or whatever.
	Probably therapy.
	Therapy might help that.
	Yeah.
	Do you, but, because you did say perhaps in the future you would like to have find a partner.
	Probably would.
	I don't necessarily think I want to be alone forever, but I'm also not at the point in my life where I'm like craving.
	I don't want attention from a man.
	I don't want attention from a woman.
	I just honestly want to get my bag alone.
	I want to mind my business and get my money and go to bed.
	That's what I want to do.
	Okay.
	And was in terms of you considering yourself to be toxic in relationships, was that precipitated by perhaps a prior relationship?
	All of my prior relationships, like I said, I tried to train them like a dog.
	It's like, if you're doing this, it's like, no, you're not.
	Stop.
	Like, seriously, or else you're out.
	Like, one strike, you're out with me.
	I don't do second chances.
	If you fucked up once, you're going to do it again.
	Go away.
	Dirty sock.
	Dirty sock on the body.
	I will give you so many chances until you take the two seconds to do it.
	That's just an example, but it's with everything.
	If you can't take the time, I don't, obviously I have super high standards.
	I can expect that.
	And I will never lower my standards because I'm lonely.
	I never will.
	But.
	If a dude wore flip-flops, is the wrap?
	He got concrete grippers or are they like nice feet?
	He looks like he just trudged through stretches.
	Maybe not, but.
	You mentioned like the sock thing, so I was wondering like that.
	It's more like the laziness.
	I feel like most men that I have are lazy.
	I'm just such a motivated individual.
	I can't be not doing something.
	And a lot of people in relationships are like, oh, let's just like lay in bed and cuddle and watch TV.
	It's like, I'm going to work.
	Get out of my house.
	8 a.m. every day.
	Get out of my house.
	Come back at 9 p.m. and we can go to bed, maybe.
	So you feel that because you yourself are a very ambitious person that...
	I feel like they can't keep up.
	And that's not a problem.
	I just have to find someone who can.
	You want someone who can match you.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Pretty much.
	Okay, got it.
	What is the most petty reason?
	You mentioned the sock thing, right?
	What is the most petty reason?
	And we can go around the table on this, that you stopped seeing a guy, broke up with a guy.
	He sneezed like a mouse.
	He went, I said, uh, leave the door.
	He sneezed like a mouse.
	How long did you see him for?
	I want to say we were hanging out as friends for probably, we were friends for probably two weeks before that.
	I always make friends with people before I ever even think about being in a relationship with them because obvious reasons.
	But yeah.
	He sneezed.
	He sneezed like a mouse, and I was like, uh, was that you?
	Done.
	I don't know.
	It just made me like pussy.
	Wait, okay, question on that, but I will let the audience get out of here.
	That's very rude of me.
	Hence the reason I said toxic.
	Wait, did you call him a pussy?
	No, in my head I did.
	I'm very nice.
	I mind my business.
	I mind my P's and Q's.
	I'm not going to purposefully hurt your feelings just because I want to laugh about it.
	I'm not going to be like, you're a pussy.
	But deep down.
	Deep down, I was like, he's a pussy.
	I'm like, you're a pussy.
	You just sneeze like a mouse.
	Question: If you saw your guy, your boyfriend, let's say you've been dating him for a year, you saw him get fucked up like in a fight.
	Do you break up with him?
	And we'll go around the table on this one.
	Was it a one-on-one fight or did he get jumped?
	One-on-one.
	One-on-one and he didn't win.
	If he was fighting like Conor McGregor, I might give him a break.
	But if he gets his ass handed to him, but like someone's half his size, it's like, I could have jumped in and helped you, but you probably should have done that yourself.
	Goodbye.
	Let's say it was like a fairly equal fight, but he, like, in terms of size.
	And he lost, to be honest, I guess it wouldn't really matter to me as long as, like I said, I just need people physically in shape.
	I don't, that's just because I go to the gym.
	It's a personal preference.
	What about you?
	It wouldn't matter to me because actually I was used to that with that guy.
	He would get jumped all the time instead of like doing girls all the time.
	I'm anonymous.
	So like, I honestly wouldn't care because I'm just like used to like being people like just being dumb and like fucked up and just getting like into fights.
	I'm like, you're just an idiot boy.
	I don't need any boys in my life.
	So were you like constantly nursing his wounds because his skin gets fucked up all the time?
	Like, don't slap this person.
	Like, don't like slap this person.
	Don't hit this person.
	Like, just want to get into fights, like calling people retarded just because he's drunk as fuck.
	Like, just like doing stupid little things, like just acting like a little kid, basically, and just like trying to jump.
	But you liked it, though, didn't you?
	I thought it was funny and entertaining, but until he called everyone retarded and just being rude as fuck.
	Like, someone being rude, I don't know.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	If you saw like your boyfriend get sparked in a fight, would you lose attraction for him?
	I would beat the living crap out of whoever heard him.
	Well, let's say you were.
	It was a girlfriend-boyfriend fight, so her girlfriend was there.
	So you're busy fucking up the other chick, but your boyfriend got sparked.
	Would you?
	I don't think that's a reason to not be with someone.
	Okay.
	Sure.
	Life happens.
	Had an off day.
	That wouldn't happen.
	It wouldn't happen.
	It wouldn't happen.
	Wait, is that your boyfriend?
	Oh, hey.
	Okay.
	I didn't even know.
	Okay, so.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	How tall are you?
	Wait, should we have, you want to come on camera?
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Come on over here, sexy.
	Fuck.
	Look at this unit.
	And so, what's your name?
	Do you want to introduce yourself to the I'm Austin?
	I'm 24.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	And you're a big guy.
	Do you do like anything?
	Did you play football?
	Yeah, I played college football and then I'm competing for training for a bodybuilding shirt right now.
	Oh, nice.
	Nice.
	And how tall are you?
	6'4.
	Yeah, so not a lot of guys I think would spark you, but uh okay, wow.
	So um I'm actually like a pacifist.
	I don't like to like be in fights or involve myself out.
	Yeah, yeah, like I know what damage that could happen.
	Yeah, well, I think fighting is pretty fucking stupid.
	But I mean, like, you've probably, maybe you've been in situations where some fucking idiot's drunk or whatever.
	And like.
	Oh, I've lit somebody up before, but like, yeah, I feel so bad after.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	You're a nice guy.
	Kind of.
	You're a nice guy.
	Wait, so you're doing your bodybuilding?
	Yeah.
	Can we see a little fucking tricep?
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, fuck.
	Yeah.
	Fuck.
	You know Ziz?
	Zees?
	Can we get a little...
	Oh, fuck Myron.
	Nice, nice.
	Okay, cool, cool.
	So yeah, I guess for you, this.
	And you guys are married.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, cool, cool, cool.
	Well, I suspect, yeah.
	I mean, are we?
	I don't know.
	Oh, okay.
	You want to see no?
	So for you, if you saw your boyfriend get beat up, would you like lose attraction for him?
	No, because I'd go into like wifey mode and be like, oh, let me like tend to your wounds.
	And I feel that.
	Yeah.
	I'd be like, let me take care of you.
	Because I've heard some girls say, like, and there was this, I don't know if, I don't know if you watch Joe Rogan podcast at all.
	Sometimes I do.
	Yeah, he had this.
	Joe Rogan had this female MMA fighter on the show.
	And she was saying that she saw her boyfriend was an MMA fighter.
	And she saw him get knocked out during a fight.
	And she was like, I had to break up with him after he got knocked out because I was like, major turn off.
	So.
	That also makes sense if she's a MMA fighter.
	But she should understand.
	I feel like she would understand.
	But anyways.
	Some girls are like that.
	It depends.
	Yeah.
	Personal preferences.
	Sure, sure, sure.
	And I guess I asked that because you were like, the guy sneezed.
	He sneezed like a pussy.
	So, anyways, so pettiest reason you broke up with the guy, you answered pettiest reason you ended things with a guy.
	Like, what do you mean by that?
	Like, the petiest reason, like, just like a bitchy way or like the stupidest reason?
	Just like he wore.
	Okay, so this one time in like high school, this boy that I met, my mom told me he had yellow teeth, so I had to break up with him.
	So I broke up with him because he had yellow teeth.
	Okay, that's fairly petty.
	I mean, it does come out.
	Because he could just get like teeth whining or something, but he just wasn't entertaining enough.
	So I just broke up with him.
	I've never really experienced that.
	I've never really ended things for many reasons.
	I broke up with someone for being like other reasons.
	They weren't petty reasons.
	They're like pretty serious.
	Nothing petty.
	Anything for you?
	Yeah, for a small dick.
	Wait, what?
	What?
	Small dick?
	Small dickhead.
	Sorry.
	It's small.
	Small penis.
	Small pen.
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	I mean, okay.
	Yeah.
	Or a bad kisser.
	You know, one of the two.
	Sure.
	Yeah.
	I've never broken up with someone.
	You've never ended things with a guy?
	Didn't you end things with the most recent guy?
	Oh, I mean.
	But maybe it wasn't petty, so whatever.
	It was a nick.
	It was an ick.
	Yo, Flan Life, thank you for the 50 Canadian dollars, man.
	Appreciate it.
	If the guy was defending you or your honor and lost, pro or con.
	At least he tried.
	Yeah.
	Participation trophy for my.
	Wait, oh, here's a good question.
	Last one, and then we're going to wrap.
	Okay, so you're with your boyfriend.
	Let's say he's like 5'10, right?
	5'10.
	And Austin, right?
	Yeah.
	And Austin slaps your.
	Not that you would, just like.
	Excuse me?
	No, no, no, no.
	Let's say, just imagine it's Austin, right?
	So big guy, 6'4, fucking huge, and you're dating some software engineer, dude, right?
	Fucking on the computer all day.
	And someone like Austin, like, he's drunk, whatever, he fucking slaps your ass or some shit.
	What do you want?
	Yo, you want to know where that's going?
	No, he's talking like this scenario.
	Like, if I were to do that to you, like, and my boyfriend was small, he's like, can I put him against him?
	Like, do you expect your boyfriend to fucking start throwing or what?
	I mean, I'd probably start throwing.
	You'd start throwing.
	I'd start throwing.
	I defend myself.
	I'll never expect anybody to defend me.
	I will.
	I would expect that because I feel like someone would do that that I like.
	Okay, so you'd want your software engineer boyfriend who.
	Yeah, because it just looks funny and stupid.
	Like, she just looks like an idiot, so it's like entertaining.
	To see your boyfriend get paralyzed.
	Yeah, that's funny as fuck.
	What the fuck?
	Wait, it's funny.
	Not during the moment.
	Like, someone you don't like.
	I'm just like referring to the last person.
	I think it's funny.
	It would be funny.
	Yeah, but if it was like someone I actually liked and actually liked me, it wouldn't be funny.
	It just depends on the person.
	Okay, so if you didn't like them, but you were sleeping with them, I just would think that's an ick.
	Okay, but you'd think it's funny if you got like a traumatic brain in the middle.
	Yeah, if I don't like them and I think they're an idiot and they're a retard, I would think it's funny as fuck.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	You're with your boyfriend.
	He's not particularly.
	He's fun.
	What was his question?
	Just like that, he beat up Matt.
	Like a really big dude.
	A really big dude.
	What would you do?
	A really big dude disrespects you.
	Maybe he doesn't touch you or anything, but he's like, yo, what's up, chick?
	Nice tits or something.
	My boyfriend doesn't handle anything that well.
	He's very defensive and very territorial of me, which is why I like him.
	Yeah, Matt would fuck a kid up.
	Yeah.
	Wait, is that?
	Yeah, that's Matt Richard.
	You're the boyfriend.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Gotcha.
	He's very defensive of me.
	If someone touches me or something, they're going down.
	Wait, yo, Matt, but would you, let's say it's, you know, Brock Lesnar, the UFC fighter.
	Let's say Matt.
	Let's say Brock Lesnar like disrespects you, disrespects your girl.
	Do you have to swing?
	I mean, I've been known to go for it and go a guy bigger than me before, but if we're talking to a trained professional fighter, probably draw the line right now.
	Yeah, I wouldn't really expect him to do that.
	So you wouldn't swing.
	I don't want him to die.
	I want him to die.
	I don't want to lose him.
	Sure, sure, sure, sure.
	Okay, what about you?
	Same thing.
	I would go after him myself.
	I'll 6'2 of me.
	Yeah.
	But let's say your boyfriend, would you want him to start lining up the dude?
	I mean, it would be nice if he had my back, but I wouldn't expect it.
	Okay.
	Especially if he is smaller.
	I mean, if I'm taller than him, let me go and bug.
	Okay, good times.
	Yeah, I think it's different if the guy did something, but sometimes guys, like, I could definitely see a situation where a girl, sometimes girls will get their boyfriends fucked up.
	Because the girls will start talking shit or whatever.
	And then if they're talking shit to a guy, and then the fight breaks out.
	And then I've seen that happen a lot.
	Anyways, we've gotten pretty late, so we're going to wrap up.
	Guys, thank you so much for tuning in.
	Hold on, let me pull this up.
	Yeah, thanks for tuning in, guys.
	You could have been doing anything else, but you were here with me.
	I appreciate that.
	Thanks to everyone who super chatted and supports the show.
	I really appreciate you guys.
	Big thank you to the wonderful panel we had.
	Thank you guys so much for coming.
	It was a very fun and lively.
	Thank you, guys.
	Yeah, it was a fun conversation.
	Thank you to all our chat mods.
	Thank you to Eric, producer there.
	Thank you again to the panel.
	Guys, we will be live again Tuesday at 7.
	Oh, Flan Life.
	Let me get this.
	This one's for Austin.
	As a fellow gentle giant, you're a king, bro.
	Don't let anyone ever tell you that he was.
	There you go.
	I would love to see it.
	There you go.
	Hey, Andrew, thank you for ending it on like a nice little fun positive note.
	Appreciate it.
	Appreciate it, nice note.
	Appreciate it, Andrew.
	Yeah, guys, we'll be live again Tuesday at 7 p.m. Pacific.
	I've got some more OnlyFans girls coming.
	It's going to be a very fun, interesting panel.
	So be sure to tune in.
	And yeah, guys, thanks again.
	Thanks again, guys.
	And yeah, we'll see you next time.
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