Whatever Podcast - Dating Talk #11

Feb. 2, 2023 - Whatever Podcast

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Dating Talk #11

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	Talk podcast coming to you live from Isla Vista, Santa Barbara County, California.
	Every Tuesday and Thursday at 7 p.m. Pacific, I'm your host, Brian Atlas.
	I'm joined by my co-host, Kiki.
	She's a bit shy.
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	Now who's going to be the Medici family?
	Oh, wait, hold on, Chris.
	Could you boost the volume?
	70, Chris.
	Okay.
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	Without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves.
	So please tell us your name, age, occupation, or school major, and relationship status, starting with you.
	Hi, I'm Paisley.
	I am 31.
	I work in film and TV and I am married.
	I'm Tibera Williams.
	I am 33.
	I am a consultant at a tech firm and I am newly single.
	Nice.
	Monjo, monomie, just with lady clackers.
	I am a cat.
	I am two and a half years in cat years, and I'm glad to be here.
	Hold.
	What?
	What?
	Okay, so in cat years, what is the translation to human?
	Oh, I'm sure you have Google, and you could probably find that in the comments.
	So if anyone wants to Google that and put that in the comments, you know.
	All right, guys, she's 43.
	Okay.
	Callista.
	Yeah, I'm Callista.
	I'm 27, and I work in fashion, and I'm single.
	I guess that makes me.
	I'm Brian.
	I'm 30.
	I'm an actor, delivery driver, musician, jack of all trades.
	I guess I'm single, but I'm Paulie, so that's not really a limiting factor whether I am or not.
	So yeah, I'm excited to be here.
	You're Pauli.
	Yes.
	So how many people concurrently are you?
	I am single more or less.
	I have like a cuddle buddy, but she's aromantic and sort of asexual.
	It's complicated.
	But I feel like we can talk about that more after these lads get introduced.
	Brandon.
	Brandon, age 40, tattoo artist, currently single.
	Who's single in here?
	Hey, my name is AJ.
	I'm 27 years old, and I'm currently an analyst.
	Relationship status?
	I am single.
	Okay.
	So, Paisley, you're married.
	Yep.
	And you're not using that in any colloquial, like you're legitimately, literally married.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Congrats.
	How long have you been married?
	Three years?
	Three years?
	Three years.
	And how long were you dating your partner before or your husband?
	Husband?
	Yeah.
	Wife?
	Let's not assume.
	No, no, no, yeah.
	No, I've known him for like 10, 11 years.
	Okay.
	Dated for four, four and a half.
	Four, four and a half.
	Of hard to keep track when you've known somebody for that long.
	Okay.
	Wow.
	Congrats.
	Yeah.
	Good times.
	So besides Paisley, and I guess besides Brian, who has a cuddle buddy or something, everyone here said they were single.
	Correct.
	So in today's day and age, I think single, it's hard to really have a sense of what that really means.
	I know you, you're recently, tomorrow, you're recently out of a relationship.
	Was it a long-term relationship?
	No.
	Like short term.
	Like a short term, like six months.
	A fortnight?
	14 days?
	Yeah, like fortnight.
	Okay.
	Really quick to answer the question, I play piano.
	I brought it, but Brian's a fascist who won't let me play on screen.
	I guess I'm a fascist, yes.
	Yeah, Brian over here, by the way, with the inferior spelling of his name, with the Y. Inferior spelling, insisted on playing the piano during the stream, and unfortunately for him, I denied him.
	So I guess that makes me a fascist.
	So, okay.
	It's tragedy.
	Okay, so as far as single goes, we know you're recently out of a relationship.
	Single, single.
	When's the last time that you've hooked up with someone?
	Oh, man, the vibrator.
	That's nothing better than staying home, having a nice dig.
	I recently realized that having sex is just kind of gross, honestly, because you don't really know a person.
	You know, like I was young once.
	I went around alleys.
	I did my thing.
	And now I'm an old cat lady and I enjoy my life.
	You were young once.
	I was young once.
	And you did your thing in LA.
	Oh, yeah.
	So what does that mean?
	Well, let's just say that kitten problem in LA isn't building itself up back then.
	But no, I mean, I've had lots of sex.
	And, you know, you think about this connection with a person.
	I think that's what you start to get into that people don't think about.
	It's mainly like a carnal pleasure that people have.
	And that's so easy and that's so basic that at this point in my life, it's like, why do we do it?
	You know, like it's going to be a fleeting moment.
	You know, if you really have a deep connection, you hope that they're good at sex too.
	So that's the only thing, I guess, you can try it out.
	I don't know.
	I start rambling.
	Can I build off of that?
	Sure.
	I say if I had to choose between giving up like cuddling and giving up sex, I'd give up sex because, again, you can masturbate and have a good time.
	You can't, even with Kiki here, no offense, Kiki, you can't really cuddle with a vibrator and get that human connection that you were talking about.
	So yeah, there's only so much sex can do.
	It can't do all elements of human connection.
	I wouldn't say masturbation is a good replacement or a viable option for sex.
	Right, but masturbation is closer to sex than cuddling.
	Wait, masturbation is closer to sex than what?
	Than it is to cuddling.
	And I really like cuddling.
	Okay.
	Cool.
	So you said you had your fun.
	What does that mean?
	Oh, I was promiscuous.
	I mean, like, I had...
	Can you give us...
	Do you want a body?
	Body?
	Body count.
	Sure, let's do body count.
	How about we get some guesses and I'll let you know.
	30.
	How many lives do cats have times three?
	So 27.
	38, I said 30.
	It's probably 27 is perfect.
	Is this all who wants to be done?
	50.
	Ding, ding, ding, ding.
	Yeah, I know.
	50 exact or something.
	50 men and then about 10 women.
	Okay.
	Any non-binaries?
	No, you know, back in the day, we were all in the closet, you know.
	Hey, if you go through round two.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay, Callista, last time you've hooked up with somebody.
	Like last December.
	Last December.
	December 2021.
	Okay.
	And you've been on the prowl or?
	No, I've just kind of been single for the year.
	Okay.
	Just finding myself and all that.
	Finding yourself.
	Okay.
	What does that mean?
	What is finding?
	I found myself last night real cozy last year.
	We have a bit of a running thing on this show that when someone says that they're exploring themselves, finding themselves, it means they're just running through a bunch of people.
	But it sounds like it's been a while.
	No, you know what?
	I haven't been fucking people.
	No, I've not.
	I've genuinely just been like, honestly, really introspective and thinking about my thoughts and who I am as a person, how I react to things, how I want to react to things.
	So genuinely just like thinking about myself as a person and if I want to be better.
	Okay, cool.
	Brian?
	So that cuddle buddy, it turns out, you know, asexual can mean a lot of different things.
	She very much could get turned on, but as I got to know her better, I learned like, you know, just because she's turned on and wants to have sex doesn't, like, on a carnal level doesn't necessarily mean she really wants to have sex in general.
	And like, it was all very consensual, but I was like, okay, I need to not like be trying to turn her on or anything.
	And so that was probably the last sex I would have had, which would have been early this year.
	There was this random guy.
	I posted stuff.
	I posted a not, so people on Craigslist, men on Craigslist are fucking brutal.
	They are so fucking horny.
	I posted something for like acting stuff on Craigslist, and this guy was like, do you want to have sex?
	And I don't remember the details, not because I was drunk, just because I have shit memory.
	But like, we ended up doing a bit of stuff, but it just not that much happened, and he was kind of boring, and he was just like looking at his phone, jerking off, and I'm just like, what am I doing here?
	So I left.
	And that reminded me that, you know, I don't have to just say yes to everything.
	So that was probably around the same time, but I haven't done anything in a bit.
	But, you know, hopefully I hit up my friend who is a second person I've ever had sex with the other day and she's a Dom.
	And I was like, hey, can you Dom me again?
	Because I'm sure we'll talk about it later.
	I'm into BDSM, but that's another story.
	So you're a sub?
	I'm a Switch.
	Switch, okay.
	I'm a Switch, but subbing takes way less work.
	Being a good Dom takes a fuck ton of work, and I'm very lazy.
	So I'm a great Dom, but I'm lazy.
	So sometimes it's just good for someone else to fuck your shit up.
	So yeah, been about half a year, two-thirds a year.
	Yeah.
	What's a DOM?
	Dominant.
	Oh, okay.
	Dom sub.
	Like in BDSM.
	It's like a Dom's ice pizza subway scenario.
	Flu's going on.
	Or like you're doing the work.
	You're the one who's in control.
	Okay.
	Consensually.
	And then the sub is, of course, submissive, yes.
	Okay.
	He's getting smacked.
	Yeah, Brian, why don't you give a crash course, like one-minute plot synopsis on BDSM?
	Okay, BDSM stands for like bondage domination, sadomasochism.
	And it's basically consensually giving one person, giving power to the other person.
	I mean, you can have multiple people.
	It gets just like sex and life in general.
	It can get very complicated.
	But the point is it's basically exploring some of our darker or kinkier, weirder urges in a, the typical term is safe, sane, and consensual way.
	So, you know, for example, there'll be a safe word.
	So if you're tied up and getting whipped and it's too much, you can say a stereotypical cheesy safe word would be pineapple.
	And you say that and you can pause the scene and check in.
	And then after everything's done, there'll be aftercare.
	And there's lots of different, it's related to so many different kinks.
	There's rope bondage.
	There's more just like teasing and denial or edging or forced orgasms.
	There's all sorts of shit.
	There's something for everyone.
	But.
	Tell me something that is practice.
	So there's something for everyone, but it's, again, as you can imagine, there's a lot of like shitty male DOMs like, oh, I'm so tough.
	You need to, the sub needs to do whatever I want.
	You know, you don't have any say in the situation.
	Basically, a lot of toxicity that exists anyway can get amplified in BDSM if people aren't careful.
	So if I have one piece of advice, it's communication, communication, communication.
	Go on Reddit and ask questions.
	Fetlife is kind of a shit show, but you can find like clothes on like people gathering to meet and have lunch together and just talk about stuff.
	But generally, it's a fuck ton of fun, and it helps with someone like me who I'm extremely sexually shy.
	And I later in this podcast will talk about how I purposely lost my virginity tied up.
	But yeah, it's fun.
	Go try it safely.
	Yeah.
	Wait, so.
	Yes.
	Chris told me, and I don't know if Chris has old information, that you're currently seeing five women.
	But Chris, Chris, did you mislead me?
	Chris, that's cool.
	I might have meant polyamorous, but I also had a car ride with Brian where I learned a lot today.
	So I've actually learned that much that you haven't, like, we've had hangouts where you've learned more.
	Hold on.
	Not like that.
	Jeez.
	No, I am not.
	The most people I was ever with at once was like two or three, but I was with someone who had disassociative identity disorder.
	So that's kind of like, it was kind of like a four-in-one deal.
	But yeah, I'm weird.
	I have an interesting life, I guess.
	Yeah.
	Okay, Brandon.
	Yes.
	So you're single, Brandon.
	Did you got a lady friend that you're kind of seeing?
	Have you been hooking up or what's her situation?
	Yeah, that's been the story.
	I guess for the past three, four years, there was someone I was seeing kind of regular, but just a lot of up and downs and kind of wishy-washy with the idea of commitment.
	So if they're not on that level, why should I be on that level?
	No rush, really, but being a bachelor, you know, does have its downsides, you know.
	It's not really something I'm aiming towards anymore.
	It's been over for a minute, but it would be nice to find someone that's just, you know, just my type, just right, and we can rock and roll our own stage together.
	That'd be nice.
	But right now, still just, you know, the beach is nice.
	Okay.
	The weather is nice.
	It is.
	Got it.
	It's literally, it's a beautiful day.
	I hooked up with somebody over the weekend in Vegas.
	Nice.
	Oh, shit.
	But before that, it's been, I think, like a month and a half.
	For how much, bro?
	Luckily, it was someone I met in the club.
	Right on.
	Nice.
	So how much?
	It was free.
	It was $3.99.
	Okay.
	Got it.
	He's excited.
	Look at that.
	He's hooked up.
	I know, I know.
	He's like, his face is glowing.
	Oh, that's the facial.
	All right.
	So first question for the panel.
	This one's a light one.
	Condoms.
	Do you prefer sex with or without a condom?
	Real quick, just around the panel.
	Does anybody prefer it with?
	I don't think anybody prefers it with.
	Ever.
	No.
	I do want to mention that there is a female condom.
	I'm going to throw this out for my friend Denise because we just had a conversation about this.
	I don't like them, but they do exist.
	I've never seen them.
	It's actually vegan condoms now.
	I'm vegan.
	I advocate for that.
	That is like the most likely.
	Wait, the vegan?
	Hold on.
	Vegan condom.
	So you're vegan?
	I'm vegan.
	I'm surprised you didn't let us know sooner.
	No, that's a thing.
	No, it's, but they're vegan condoms.
	Can you eat them?
	I think you can.
	You can't eat everything that's not vegan.
	That doesn't eat.
	You never know.
	You don't eat anything if you're not a coward.
	That is a good point, Brian.
	That is true.
	Good point.
	Okay, so.
	Okay, so let me reframe my question here.
	Let's say first encounter, first time with a new guy.
	Or girl.
	Sure.
	You ask him if he has a condom, and Ezekiel, the guy you're hooking up with, pulls out one of these.
	Oh, shit!
	It's female condom, yeah.
	A female condom.
	Can you tilt it?
	Yeah.
	Oh, can you open it?
	Yeah.
	I can't open it.
	This is what we're doing.
	So the guy you're hooking up pulls this out and he hands it to you.
	What would you do?
	Tell YouTube how to use it.
	I bought it.
	I mean, I definitely try it because how often do you have to do it?
	Baisley, take a look at it.
	Oops.
	Oh, if he throws it like that, maybe not.
	Well, it's definitely lubricated.
	There's a depth.
	There's an instructions thing.
	It looks like one of those, you know, the period cups?
	Yeah, yeah, like a diva cup.
	It's a diva cup.
	So, but you're hooking up with the guy, right?
	And you, hold on.
	You're hooking up with a guy, and he asks, or you ask, you know, it's typical, hey, do you have a condom?
	And he says yes, and he busts out the female condom.
	It's very new agey.
	I would think that immediately.
	I'd be like, we have a lot more to talk about.
	I'm not against it.
	It's just that we'd have to stop and I'd have to YouTube how to do this and it probably won't work out as well as the traditional.
	I don't male ones.
	I agree.
	Yeah.
	I wouldn't say no because I'm really like, if it's weird, I'm like, this is novelty.
	I'm kind of campy.
	Yeah.
	It's a story for later.
	I feel like condoms are for the guy.
	So like, you, you put that out.
	Like, I feel like a lot of work.
	Just come prepared.
	That's a lot.
	Or say no.
	Like, we could do this later when I'm prepared and I have something for you.
	It's an activity.
	It's a great thing.
	I think we should all take it.
	Would you consider that men?
	Would you consider that being romantic?
	Bring it.
	Would you like to enter?
	That's romantic as well.
	Is that romantic?
	I feel like just because it's a female condom, it's like a guy saying, see, I'm considering you.
	Okay, you hook.
	Bring a girl home.
	She's such a babe.
	Super hot.
	Hottest chick ever.
	You're so nervous.
	So nervous.
	You can barely hold it together.
	She brings this out and she's like.
	Oh, she brings that out.
	Yeah, she's like, hey, like, this is what I like.
	Would you like to do this?
	Sure, I would do it.
	I feel like guys would think that's foreplay.
	Like, I feel like put it in there for a while.
	It's coming out.
	What?
	Someone's getting pregnant.
	Listen.
	I don't feel like this is that secure.
	I don't know.
	Just feel like a stick.
	Don't knock it.
	It seems like it's too big.
	Just the instruction.
	It's so fun.
	It's huge.
	You've got to see the instruction.
	Wow, I feel like.
	Wait, why can't we open it?
	Yeah.
	Because this is on YouTube.
	You've got to get one pink hair loose.
	You've got more than that.
	It looks like a reputable brand.
	It is very rare.
	Oh, yes.
	Wait, I have a question.
	Does it make those?
	I'm vegan.
	Question for the vegan.
	If you meet someone who hates.
	Well, let's over here.
	Let's get the reaction from over here.
	Wow.
	Brandon, thoughts on that?
	Thoughts on this or on the female condoms general?
	I don't know, bro.
	I've never seen one.
	That's, you know, looks like it covers a lot of area in there.
	Pretty self-explanatory.
	No words needed, just six photos.
	So if you could follow the six photos just right, you should probably secure.
	I don't think those are photos.
	Those are illustrous.
	Does it go in all the way?
	Sorry, can I see that?
	I'm sorry.
	Can we just open it around?
	No, we can't open it.
	We must keep it intact.
	Open it and blur it, blur it.
	Oh, okay.
	All the way on the outside of it.
	I thought it was like a diva cup that's like invisible.
	No, it's not.
	It's just like a condom, but bigger.
	The diameter's huge.
	Oh, I mean, there's going to be such a funny sound effect.
	Oh, like sex didn't have enough.
	It's unsuccessful when you take it up.
	It's going to be like grocery bag just the whole time.
	But going back to my hypothetical scenario where you're hooking up with Ezekiel and he busts it out when you ask for the condom.
	Do you think that's a baller move?
	Baller?
	Baller.
	Like, that's the most gangster shit you've ever seen.
	I would not describe a female, actually.
	Yeah, I would be like, yeah, where did you get that?
	Would you think it's funny?
	I think it's funny.
	I think it's not funny.
	Guys, definitely not a baller move.
	Brandon, not the baller move.
	No balls.
	Gangster, really?
	And then baller.
	I know you got to pay extra for this.
	You know, if you want.
	You get them from female.
	Okay, here's what I think.
	Toss them up and right.
	If you have one of those, you might as well, like, if you might as well be like, hey, so I have both types of condoms.
	What do you prefer?
	And then you're getting the hey, you're a gentleman point as well.
	And the next thing you're knowing, they're not even thinking about sex anymore, just like these big plastic jackets you're trying to throw up over something or inside something.
	And that's how you end up with a latex fetish.
	I don't know from experience, to be clear.
	There you go.
	He does.
	No, I don't.
	Look, I am very open.
	I have not really done that.
	I'd like to try, but yeah.
	Use a condom?
	You've never used a condom?
	No, done like latex stuff, like beyond condoms.
	Oh, you mean like clothing?
	Yeah.
	Latex clothing.
	Yeah, because he's talking about like throwing jackets up everywhere while having sex or something.
	It was a metaphor.
	Okay.
	Do you like to be?
	You said you light your Switch, so you like to sometimes be sub.
	Yes.
	Are we talking dominatrix here?
	Like I have subbed to men and women.
	To men and women.
	And both penis havers and vagina havers.
	I'm, you know, I'm a queer communist, so I know lots of trans people too.
	Okay.
	And a brony.
	A queer communist brony, polyamorous.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, I apologize for everyone else here for being weird.
	You're not weird.
	No, you're alleged.
	No, I'm very weird.
	You're alleged.
	Okay, weird isn't inherently bad.
	Weird is good.
	It's a show of variety, right?
	Oh, my gosh, my friend showed up.
	Right, Chris.
	So I think Easy E said it best, as far as the female condom goes.
	Real motherfucking geez would do that, I think.
	Did he really say that?
	I think it was in his song, one of his songs.
	In reference to female condoms.
	Female condoms, I think so.
	I thought I was about a bone to pick with condom makers and stuff.
	Let's hear it.
	Personally, I don't like them, and I don't like them for a reason, and I'll just be honest.
	They make them in the shape, a certain shape.
	Not all men are shaped the shape of a condom.
	You're snitching on yourself, for that.
	Some men are thicker at the base than they are at the helmet.
	Sloping.
	They don't make condoms to really, they make them backwards for men like that.
	Not yet.
	So to Trojan, to skin, can you please, for Brandon, make a condom that's thicker at the base and not so much at the head, please?
	You know what?
	We're going to start a change.org petition, and hopefully we can.
	I feel like this is a shark tank.
	Shark tank.
	Oh, right.
	The labia awareness.
	Yeah, I forgot to shout out my nonprofit at the beginning of the show.
	Chris, can you pull it up, Chris, you think?
	Should we do like a labia sign?
	Can we maybe make like a- Give me a sec.
	Yeah, so Chris, you'd have to go into the, don't turn it to the window yet, but you'd have to open up the folder.
	And then you're going to go under Dropbox.
	His comments are great.
	And then I believe, Chris, it might be too hard.
	Daniel, I'm very happy.
	So it's in the podcast folder, Chris.
	And then you'd have to Dropbox, got it.
	Do you know?
	Do you know how to drag it into the URL, though?
	Yes, I can just drag it.
	Do you remember how to do that?
	Yeah, yeah.
	So wait, so I'm here in the Dropbox OBS podcast podcast.
	Okay, talk about being Polly for like 30 seconds.
	So basically, I was a virgin until age 27.
	I'm 30 now.
	I was a good Christian boy growing up, so my high school girlfriend wanted to have sex, but I didn't, I wanted to wait for marriage, so we just like dry hummed or whatever.
	So then I'm very shy and whatnot, believe it or not.
	So it took a while until I finally did.
	So once I did, it was with this polyamorous dude.
	And he was, I was just like, you know, I've never really thought about it, but, you know, I'm a socialist or communist.
	I like sharing.
	I like love.
	I like, you know, building a better world that's connected.
	I'm like, I have no problem with like, you know, sharing a person.
	It's like, yeah, more, you know, the more the merrier.
	I also have a hard time like making hard decisions or saying no and whatnot.
	And so that avoids that.
	The problem is that I'm dysfunctional, and so I have a hard time like keeping up a relationship with multiple people.
	That's why I'm single right now because my boyfriend and girlfriend dumped me about a year ago within a couple weeks of each other.
	We're still great, I'm great friends with both, but you have to put in the work and I was not putting in the work.
	But if you're good with open communication and honest and upfront and not using it as an excuse for cheating, you can't just go cheating with someone and say, hey, babe, I'm Polly.
	Don't you understand?
	You need to discuss that stuff up front.
	And even if you are Polly, if you're like, you know, some partners will be like, hey, go do your thing.
	I don't need to know.
	Others will be like, just like, hey, you should tell me, but don't give me the details.
	That stuff you have to communicate.
	You know, a regular relationship, you have to communicate a ton.
	Poly is just like times three.
	So it doesn't, it's not an excuse to not take care of your shit, but it's fun.
	I like being with lots of people.
	I like experiencing things.
	Okay, we're going to pull up our my nonprofit here.
	Go ahead, Chris.
	Let's move to some social issues.
	Yeah, I forgot to do this during the introduction.
	So guys, please support my nonprofit, the American Network Against Labia Plasty, or Anal for short.
	Oh, that's funny.
	Solid.
	Wait, have you made merch?
	It's in the works.
	Actually, no, we do have merch with the logo.
	So we empower women who may feel self-conscious or insecure about their labia.
	It's a grassroots movement.
	Really, it's the most pressing issue of our time.
	You know, I want to live in a world where women do not feel obliged to undergo dangerous and unnecessary surgery and mutilate themselves for purely cosmetic reasons.
	Let those fly.
	So please support my nonprofit organization.
	Chris, you can go ahead and bring it back here.
	Are you speaking from the heart, from experience?
	From the what wait, what do you mean?
	Like, did you do this?
	Is this why you're so passionate?
	Did I have a labia placement?
	Yeah, did you have a labia place?
	Are you actually a trans man?
	I am, I was born male.
	I don't know what the parlance is.
	You really inspired me to create a foundation of myself to help men keep their erectile dysfunction.
	I feel like God gave you the greatest gift ever, and that's to put your dick down for peace.
	Wait till you hear about chastity cages.
	Oh, while we're at it, we should do another one where it's a penis enlarger for those who are a little too scared of having a short penis limited with it.
	Or maybe like we do a penis smaller program, you know, like sometimes some guys have too big of dicks.
	That is true from what I'm saying.
	Bring it back down, you know, get that.
	Go down to six inches, you know.
	More than sometimes, okay, yeah.
	American, there apparently, my nonprofit's in the chat.
	American Network Against Labia Place D, hashtag all labia matter, solidarity.
	And I agree with the comment about anti-circumcision.
	Yeah, Iceland actually did, I believe, ban circumcision.
	Iceland is based?
	Yeah.
	Iceland is based, yeah.
	Actually, that's kind of an interesting segue.
	So thoughts on circumcision?
	I think it's good.
	It's good.
	I guess let me frame it a bit differently.
	Do you have a preference in terms for a male partner?
	Do you have a preference for someone who's circumcised or uncircumcised?
	Let's start with Paisley.
	No, I don't have a preference.
	I grew up in an Asian area, so it's kind of not just a standard, like everybody gets circumcised.
	So like I grew up kind of used to it.
	What Asian area?
	So like Guangdong?
	No, no, I grew up in San Gabriel Valley.
	So 90% of people around me are.
	California.
	Okay, God.
	California.
	Right.
	Not here.
	We're not in LA.
	But I grew up around guys that were circumcised and not circumcised.
	So to me, it's not that big of a deal.
	There's kind of perks to both.
	Wait.
	You grew up around.
	That's a bit of a questionable statement, but in the hood versus the hood off.
	Well, okay.
	You just grew up in a neighborhood where everyone was circumcised, and that's all.
	Me?
	I mean, saying you grew up growing up.
	How did you know?
	But how is that wrong?
	I think he's saying, how did you know that they were?
	You grew up around.
	You just people should have.
	I had boyfriends in high school.
	Okay, fine.
	And so when you have boyfriends in high school, you kind of come across both.
	But yeah, it never shocked me like it might for some people who have like never seen one and then they're just like, what the fuck?
	Okay.
	Tamara.
	Yeah.
	Well, when I was in this space where I was intimate with my partners, I've encountered both circumcised and uncircumcised, and I prefer circumcised.
	Just a lot of things I didn't want to see with the person that was not circumcised.
	It's a lot of pre-cleaning that you need to do.
	And I just, it wasn't very enjoyable for me at the time.
	They weren't pre-cleaning ahead of time.
	Well, they should have been.
	That's why we are no longer together.
	That wasn't a great experience for me.
	Sorry.
	That sounds horrible.
	Gross.
	Very gross.
	I guess the real villain on uncircumcision is really cleanliness.
	I mean, if men were a cleaner, maybe we wouldn't even have this conversation.
	That's crazy, you know?
	Like, if you actually washed your bodies and took care of that, people might accept your uncircumcised penis.
	That's wild.
	That's easy.
	Yeah.
	Actually, that's been debunked.
	Like, someone who is non-circumcised can be totally hygienic and clean.
	Exactly.
	That's what I'm saying.
	If they clean their dicks.
	But so you think You should just be cleaning your penises anyways, you know?
	That's where I'm going at.
	Well, sure.
	But that's the issue.
	A lot of guys don't clean up their dicks.
	But so do you think it's warranted to mutilate newborn babies?
	I'm just saying we don't.
	For cleanliness reasons.
	No, I'm just saying at this point in this conversation, we wouldn't have it if adult men cleaned up their dicks.
	So maybe for the future.
	Well, but a lot of people do it for religious reasons.
	Of course, and that's that.
	It mainly started because they wanted to deter boys from masturbating.
	That too.
	There we go.
	You guys are crazy.
	You guys know where circumcision came from in history?
	Do you know where it came from and where it started?
	Oh, Jesus.
	And the whole religious doctrine that's tied to circumcision.
	Please tell us.
	Let's not.
	Does anybody care to hear?
	I'm not sure if we should shoot shots at any religion.
	Well, we're not shooting shots.
	I think it's information.
	I mean, where did anybody know where the idea came from?
	It was a covenant from God in the Jewish faith.
	So what people were they?
	Jewish, and then it got on.
	There was no Jewish back then.
	Okay, we're not going to talk about it, we're not going to talk religion.
	It was a Canaanite custom that came from Phoenicia.
	We're not going to.
	And it has to do with sacrifice.
	I'm only sorry today about it.
	It ties in with Molech, the worship of Molech.
	It goes all the way forward into modern Jerusalem and anything Jerusalem does.
	Raise Molech.
	How do you personally feel about it?
	It's like you're not a kid.
	I had no choice.
	Mine was snipped without my knowledge.
	Absolutely.
	So, you know, but if you think about other parts in the country, it's really not that popular.
	It's popular in America and it's popular some places in Europe and in Israel.
	Other than that, you go to Mexico, if you grew up around a lot of, you know, Mexican Hispanic kids, they don't.
	It's full beanie.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Chris, that's a block, not a timeout.
	Well, women appreciate the fact.
	Well, I can say there are some women who appreciate the fact that you guys are circumcised.
	So kudos to your moms and dad for making that decision.
	There are some people who do enjoy uncircumcised.
	So if you, I don't know what you guys are working with, but you know, don't feel bad about it.
	But I'm definitely teen circumcised.
	I've seen some gross circumcised penises.
	So I wouldn't say that.
	You seem to have.
	Yeah.
	Wait, so you mean like in a romantic?
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Oh, wait, so you're by.
	Yes, sir.
	Okay.
	Got it.
	Let me do a quick shout out really quick.
	So we have a member who joined Landon GNF.
	Dude, thank you, man, for becoming a member.
	I want to see you in the chat.
	You get a cool little icon next to your name.
	So let's see you in the chat, man.
	Thank you, Landon.
	Really appreciate the support.
	And we have one super chat really quick that I'm going to pull up to.
	I've been studying this sort of thing.
	Or we have two super chats.
	I think I've got to pull up here.
	Both from Mr. Krug.
	Yeah, I got it.
	You stay live, Chris.
	Stephen Krug, good to see you again, man.
	Thank you for the $5 super chat.
	It seems like the general population is treating sex only like a fun thing to do and ignoring its evolutionary purpose.
	Hello, population collapse.
	Do you think there's not enough humans?
	Like, if there were like a few million humans on the entire earth, maybe, but there's like 8 billion of us, I don't think that's a thing we need to worry about anytime soon.
	I agree with that statement.
	I actually have a different belief system.
	I believe that the human race should just fall down and die.
	Yes.
	Honestly, we've seen dinosaurs.
	We've seen biblical floods, if you may.
	What makes you think that the human race is supposed to live forever?
	We should be allowed to die and pass on to whatever we believe in, whether it's a heaven or nirvana or going into space.
	We're all energy, really.
	So why do we want to be stuck here so badly?
	And why do we want to create a world that's horrible?
	No matter what you do, shit's going to suck.
	Either you work on a farm or you work in a city.
	Do you really want to do that forever?
	You want to keep doing that?
	Or do you want to help the planet move on?
	You know, there's going to be a whole nother system that comes down that might be better.
	Help the planet.
	So, helping the planet move on is mass suicide because life sucks.
	Mass not reproducing.
	Not reproducing.
	I think suicide's a whole different thing.
	So, not reproduce, just chill, everybody masturbate, and then little by little the population will get to a point where we're able to procreate again.
	No, let's just end the race.
	I mean, why do we have to keep doing it?
	Well, like I said, I mean, if that's the objective, suicide's killing yourself, Jim Jones cocktails right now and just died.
	Well, no, if you want to do that, I'm also okay with that.
	Like, we weren't given the choice to be born here.
	I want to live, I love life.
	That's good, that's your choice.
	But if I had a point where I want to die, that should be okay, and that should be produced legally.
	But why would you want the whole world to die because you feel that way?
	There's a difference between dying and not creating new life.
	That's her point.
	That's her point.
	It's true.
	Killing yourself and not reproducing isn't the same thing.
	But you seem like you're happy about life, like you're a happy person.
	You don't strike me as someone who's like, fuck, life just sucks.
	Why don't we all just get it?
	Yeah, but that's just the surface.
	You just met me for five minutes, and now I'm starting to speak my mind and saying the things that I believe in.
	Well, Jessica has nine lives.
	Curveball right there.
	Plus, because I smile.
	Oh my God, everyone.
	Everything's so great.
	Look at this.
	I can fake it.
	It's a beautiful thing that most people do in this world.
	Believe it or not, a lot of people aren't happy, even though they're smiling.
	You think that person at In N Out wants to be happy and smiling?
	They're thinking about shit.
	I have to pay rent.
	You know, I have to go pay my bills.
	I have an animal at home.
	I have to go take care of.
	There's all these different things that I'm not filled with joy 24/7, but I don't want to die.
	Well, that's you.
	And that's you are not every single person in this world.
	Agreed.
	I'm not every single person in this world.
	But there are some people that want different things from me.
	That's it.
	This is now a philosophy podcast.
	This got real dark.
	I never got to give my answer.
	Oh, what's your answer?
	No, no preference.
	Thank you for that.
	You're welcome.
	You're very thoughtful.
	Thank you.
	Great.
	Thank you.
	Can I get an answer to it?
	Yes, go ahead.
	So I am circumcised.
	If I have kids, and that's a mighty big if, I mean, you've seen me.
	I wouldn't force, I wouldn't force it upon them, but I don't feel like it's like a ginormous deal, except obviously botched ones suck majorly.
	But like, it's not like female circumcision, which is much more like genital mutilation, for example.
	Yeah.
	So, yeah.
	Wait, do we have Rolo Tomasi in the chat?
	Is this actually.
	I can't tell.
	Hold on.
	Whoa, we've gotten way too many.
	The rational male, your mom is a mental illness.
	Did somebody block?
	I don't know.
	Wait, I didn't see his comment, though.
	Anyways, Brandon, any takes on this?
	What's that?
	Is there a comment?
	Brandon or anything?
	I think this.
	Oh, no, we already talked about it.
	Okay, super chat.
	Sorry, guys.
	This is definitely more.
	I want to talk about something.
	So, okay, we got a super chat here.
	Let me just get this one here.
	He's got donors.
	Oh, I think I missed this one.
	They're paying for the skills.
	Stephen Krug, $5 super chat.
	Okay, I got a sub in here from Mike Davis.
	Roast skills.
	Cat lady is a man hater.
	You attract what you expect.
	Cat lady expects bad men, attracts bad men.
	Stephen Krug, thank you for the $5 super chat.
	Cat lady, would you like to his words, not mine?
	Would you like to?
	Hey, Brian, can you reach into the into there?
	There's a little closet underneath.
	No, right there.
	You'll see it.
	A little bit.
	What do you want?
	What do you want?
	I'm not reaching into the sex dollar.
	What's the juicy process?
	You're asking for the baby?
	No.
	The juice pack?
	No.
	There's a little drawer.
	Okay, I see.
	I see.
	And then there's a bag in there.
	Oh my gosh, there is.
	Just grab the bag.
	Honey, could you like no?
	Maybe some people can do a super like, I feel like you could probably kill this.
	This is for hold on, I got a little something else for you here.
	Hold on.
	Meow, meow, I hope he only plays 10 seconds of that song might be copyrighted.
	Oh.
	That's a good point.
	That's a legit good point.
	Yeah, it's all right.
	It's fair use.
	I remember my little pony parody of Hotel California get copyright struck.
	Sorry, guys.
	We're doing it live.
	I mean, that just makes me want to do it more.
	Okay, super chat here from Stephen Krug.
	$10 Super Chat.
	Cat lady, I used to have a similar mindset as you when I was 23.
	Yes, the world is effed up, but life becomes very fun when you work towards building the future.
	You want to see, find purposeful work.
	$10 super chat from Stephen Krug.
	Stephen, good to see you again, man.
	Thank you for the continued support week after week.
	Do you have a response to Mr. Steven?
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, if you want me to change my mind, please help me and follow Magic Meows.
	It's M-A-J-I-C-M-E-W-S.
	It is my cannabis company, so that's part of my purposeful work.
	Feel free to go there.
	We do events in LA.
	We have one thing called Meow at the Moon where we gather together and meow.
	There's music, there's dancing.
	I'm apparently on the next one right now.
	Yeah, you're coming on, Brian.
	I mean, Brian's a lively guy, so he's going to play piano, do some cat parody things.
	So yeah, thank you.
	I really appreciate that.
	Also, spay neuter your animals.
	We don't want to overpopulate because we can't take care of every single creature out there, nor do we choose to.
	There's not even a cat in this studio, like other than me, and that's not cool.
	Like, we need a support animal in here.
	Is that a dog, a turtle, a lizard, anything in this studio?
	I mean, okay.
	So, I do have a bunch of people.
	You have some dating questions.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'm trying to bring it back here to dating.
	So, trying, guys, I'm trying.
	Damn, do you think it's wrong for a guy to break up with a girl if she, and this is sort of related to our discussion on condoms?
	Do you think it's wrong for a guy to break up with a girl if she isn't willing to be on birth control or have sex without a condom?
	Paisley.
	All right.
	The first part, yeah, if she's not on birth control.
	Do you think it's wrong for a guy to break up with a girl if she isn't willing to be on birth control or have sex without a condom?
	It's okay for that.
	And then when it comes to sex without a condom, I mean, it depends.
	How long have you been dating, right?
	If it's been like a year or even less than that, six months to a year, and you're exclusive and you're serious, and it's a conversation.
	Getting tested and having the results.
	Yeah, it just depends how you do it.
	If it's like date two and she's like, nah, he's like, fuck off.
	That's different, right?
	But I think that, yeah, every couple deserves to have the opportunity to do that.
	I know guys that have slept with a girl for seven years still use condoms.
	And I know people who don't do that.
	So, yes, he can break up with her.
	Tomorrow?
	Yeah, I feel like a guy, if a guy wants to break up with a girl because she's out on birth control, I mean, I think he's being responsible.
	We need a lot of more responsible conversations with that.
	So I think that's okay.
	And if I, I mean, what?
	No, the comments.
	Yeah, so I feel like if he also like doesn't want to be with a girl because, you know, he wants to raw dog, so to say, I mean, that's, that's his opinion.
	I mean, and it's okay for the girl actually to not, you know, agree with that and go there separately.
	So I agree.
	I agree.
	Everyone should have a right to break up for whatever reason, no matter how big or small or what you think about it.
	It's important about your reaction.
	I think as a person, I think at the end of the day, if you're not comfortable with something, then you walk away or you work with it.
	It could be said the same if you're dating someone for a long time and you're like, hey, I want you to get a vasectomy because I don't want to be on birth control because birth control is hormones.
	And you think I'm upset and crazy because I'm taking hormones.
	Well, maybe I should go off them and maybe I'm much more calm and you can just get your little snipper.
	You don't even have to do surgery.
	They just go up right behind there and twist and turn and pop it out.
	I'm really looking forward to it.
	Male birth control is like pretty far along in clinical trials.
	So that'll hopefully start coming out soon.
	Yeah, it's really good.
	Wait, what is?
	Male birth control.
	Are you talking about Rizug or Vasil jug?
	I don't know what I'm talking about.
	I don't remember the details because I have shit memory, but I know that is a thing.
	And I tried to get into a clinical trial for one, but like it was since it was a long distance relationship, but I wasn't able to, which makes sense.
	Okay.
	Brandon?
	I think that's cool.
	I'm saying five.
	It's fine.
	Anyway, do that.
	You gotta just come in because I'm not.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	I mean, as the host.
	My answer is I feel like if you just talk about it, your partner, it's totally okay to break up over something if you don't both consent to it.
	So talk.
	I wonder how to talk about it.
	All right.
	I would give the same answer.
	It's all about communication.
	You know, if you like this person enough to where you're going to be patient with their preferences, then, you know, hang on for a minute.
	If not, and you've got to be with someone where you can just have sex the way you want it, then you've got to do what you got to do.
	I wonder how that breakup will look, though.
	Yeah.
	Depends how old you are.
	I've been with people that...
	Sorry, go ahead.
	I've been with people that say, hey, I don't want you to wear a condom.
	And I'm like, sorry, I'd rather wear a condom.
	And we haven't had sex because they didn't want me to wear a condom.
	I'm just kind of a germaphobe, so it's easier for me to wear a condom.
	But that's totally valid, too, as we've all talked about.
	It's what you feel comfortable with.
	This is not going to work.
	However, there is more germs passing orally if you're kissing somebody than if you're actually, you know, a lot more germs go on up here.
	You brush your teeth every day.
	There's blood, more abrasions in the gums.
	So, you know, if you're spiriting hairs.
	That's fair.
	If we really want to get into the meaty, I just don't like the smell on my dick.
	Sorry.
	Are you smelling your dick?
	Wait, what?
	It's just the situation.
	She's not clean.
	Yeah, I know.
	Or he.
	Yeah, or him.
	Wait, huh?
	So you prefer to use a condom?
	Absolutely.
	Is what you're saying?
	100%.
	Especially if I'm just meaning the person.
	Can I sidetrack?
	I feel like the Trader Joe's produce bags would make excellent condoms.
	What the fuck?
	You guys ever thought a Trader Company?
	Because they are that thin, right?
	They're really thin and they're soft and velvety.
	I don't know.
	I've never done it, but like ISVL or a dental dam.
	I'm sure somebody has tried.
	So I've never actually seen a drink.
	I hear the term.
	I've never seen one anymore.
	You're going to just make dental dam with saran wrap, really.
	It's just.
	He's look interested.
	You're going to try it?
	Sounds fun.
	Brian, when's the last time you had a group this weird?
	This is by far the weirdest group I've had, I'd say, so far.
	So we can ask the chat what they think, too.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's good.
	It's good, you know.
	So, okay, bringing it kind of back, well, we were talking about dating.
	What is your biggest frustration when it comes to dating?
	And I know, I mean, you're married for three years now, but if you can remember back in the day when you were a wild buck roaming the fields, I don't know.
	I'll be honest.
	I never had like a really frustrating time just because I was like, I wasn't out there like having fun at the bars and like meeting a bunch of people.
	I kind of like went slowly through getting to know people really well because I was kind of afraid, like, this is going to sound super weird, but I was afraid of dudes at bars.
	I thought they were going to like fucking kill me.
	That's not a good idea.
	I was like, I don't know you, you're a stranger.
	So I just kind of like, I get to know people.
	If I like them as a person, if they treat other people really well, then like, we'll date.
	So I didn't really have to.
	Who on this panel would give you that vibe?
	Which vibe?
	Serial killer vibe?
	But that's the thing you don't know.
	All four.
	Kiki.
	All four.
	It could be in different reasons, but all four for sure.
	You never know.
	I know it's irrational, but.
	No, that's the thing.
	Unfortunately, we live in a world where, yeah, some women are creepy serial killers, but a lot more men are.
	It's unfortunate.
	We're just serial killers.
	We have to be creepy.
	I mean, if you're a serial killer, you're kind of creepy already.
	Creepy serial killer.
	You don't have to be.
	Well, I don't know.
	I've heard so much thirsting over like Ted Bundy.
	Yeah, there's some charms.
	is a hard handle to deal with.
	And then serial killer, it's like...
	That's easier.
	Right.
	It's not as damning of a label.
	Tamara.
	The most frustrating thing about dating is communication.
	Like, I think guys do, I'm tricking on the guys.
	I think guys do a really good job of just, well, I've encountered guys do a really good job about just miscommunicating or just like guys really want to get you score, you know, whatever that score may be, marriage, relationship, the bed, you know, sex.
	And guys are really like, really say what they have to say to get it, which is cool.
	But then like it's frustrating because like usually some guys are not, they'll say that they want a relationship, but they won't, they don't.
	And so I find that miscommunication and communication in general is very frustrating in dating.
	Like being able to say, this is what I want, that person says this is what I want, but be able to put that work in.
	So that's, that's my little two cents.
	Wants and needs.
	Wants and needs.
	Love it.
	Why?
	Hello.
	There's a lot of thought about it.
	And honestly, I think is, I miss a bit odd.
	And I think finding connections with people a bit.
	You know, and it's, it's that, you know, like, there's so many things I don't want to deal with.
	And that it's a lot of the generation or the, you know, population and the generation.
	There's just things about people I just don't care for, you know?
	And it's very hard to find people that you jibe for.
	I think it's the connection.
	I guess to simplify it, it would be finding connections.
	Carlo, I've played multiple serial killers and acting stuff because I do look like a creepy dude.
	Well, you know, get your money.
	If it works for you, it's good for you.
	Yeah, get back.
	I'm running out of facial hair combos.
	Yeah.
	I mean, you got one.
	Yep, yeah.
	I feel like a lot of people aren't sure what they want.
	And I do mean that like for men and women.
	Like sometimes people are like, I want to be in a relationship, but they're more like about the romanticized idea of being in a relationship rather than like genuinely having a partner.
	So I feel like just people just aren't sure what it means or what they want us.
	We have a comment here from a junior soprano of, I believe he's the boss of the D'Mio crime family.
	Oh my God.
	These girls never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
	Who the fuck are they?
	Do you guys have, do you guys want to?
	I ran two marathons.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I'm more of a computer girl.
	Ladies, Paisley, do you want to respond to Mr. Soprano?
	Junior Soprano, have you ran a marathon?
	Sorry, I was going to, there's a comment that said pink haired girls only here because they said that there was food.
	Yeah, that was something we asked.
	I took a picture of it, but I don't really have anything to say to that.
	What does that mean?
	These girls never had the makings of a varsity application.
	Does that mean like dated?
	I think he has dimension.
	Okay.
	That's fair.
	That's true.
	I think he's saying that y'all aren't like evolutionarily gifted or something.
	But it's like, again, you ran marathons.
	That's legit fucking impressive.
	Thank you.
	That sounds worse than what I read.
	I'm sorry.
	I personally like the comment that the girls are very diverse.
	There's a black woman, a Asian woman, a white woman, and a furry.
	There was a comment that this is like an average school table in California.
	And it's true because me and Callista actually went to school.
	Yeah, we did.
	We did.
	Yeah.
	Actually, we went to school together too.
	You just forgot me.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	I smell a lot of weed.
	The camera guy, too.
	Oh, yeah.
	Hi, Chris.
	Hi.
	Brian, what is your biggest frustration when it comes to dating?
	So on OkCupid, I've sent several thousand messages and I've only had...
	You want to change the angle, Chris?
	Yeah, come on, Chris.
	Get your fucking shit together.
	Jeez.
	On OKCupid, I've sent several thousand messages and I've only ever had one connection and it was with Cuddle Buddy.
	And she was actually looking for dance partners because she's a ballroom dancer, which I thought was really cool.
	And I've been through a few dances.
	I can't dance for shit, but it's a fun time.
	So for me, it's that, so women are looking for good connections and they just get hundreds of messages from fuckboys.
	Men, you know, yeah, basically it's women get too many shit messages.
	Men get not enough anything messages.
	And so that makes it really hard.
	My experience, most of my relationships have come from either Facebook or a few came from one long-term-ish one and a few just like casual get-to-cares came from the Orange County Socialist Party.
	I've been trying to meet people on Reddit.
	So basically, areas where you like talk with people with similar interests seem to be better than dating groups.
	But my problem is, as you can tell, my first impressions are I'm not that attractive and I'm kind of a hot mess.
	When people get to know me, they're like, oh, this guy's pretty cool.
	He's just weird.
	But it's hard to get to know people on dating apps, which are very much a first impression thing.
	I haven't gotten that many messages.
	Extremely rare.
	Yeah, dating apps, I feel like it's easy to read.
	I mean, because you know when people, like, of course, you have to take time to know people, but you could just read.
	But I never get to that.
	Oh, okay.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	I like dating apps.
	I think they're fun.
	Ron, I mean, dating is very hard to get.
	Let me.
	Brian, I know, Brian, we've been having kind of a bit of a back and forth, but I do suspect that for the average man on a dating app, it's incredibly difficult.
	Can you talk a little bit about what your experience has been briefly on dating apps?
	It sounds like you get no messages or very few messages, very few likes.
	Why don't you talk a bit about that?
	Yeah, well, again, I'm not just, as I understand, ladies on dating apps, you get a lot of like one-line messages like, hey, sup.
	I get paragraphs.
	Picture of a penis.
	Yeah.
	So I'm sending, like, I'm reading their profile, finding something interesting to talk about, and sending like, you know, a decent four or five-line intro, and it just never leads anywhere because it's, for whatever reason, I've, again, probably send about, you know, 200 messages for every like response I actually get, and none of only like a few of those have led to anything, only one which led to actually meeting in person.
	So it's just, it feels like a colossal waste of time, and you see all these, you know, awesome seeming people.
	Usually woman, I'm more, I'm, you know, I'm pansexual, but I'm closer to like hetero flexible.
	And it just, it never goes anywhere.
	It feels like a waste of time versus like if you're trying to meet, like, again, I finally dived into Reddit about half a year ago.
	I've been avoiding it because it's a time suck.
	And there, if you're like trying to meet people with similar interests, they're already like, yeah, let's let, like, they're, it, people go there with, like, less of a like more willing to let their guard down a bit and more willing to communicate.
	Let me ask you a question.
	So do you think your lack of success on dating apps, do you think you're shooting shots out of your league or do you think?
	Oh, I'm sure I am somewhat.
	But would you say of the women that you are genuinely trying to pursue that are on the dating apps, would you say that they're about your looks equivalent?
	Probably.
	Let's say.
	Again, you know, dating apps are very visual and very on the surface.
	And I'm, you know, on paper, I am not a very good catch.
	I more, I mean, maybe in person, I'm not a good catch either, but at least like if people get to know me, like, like, you know, if we're chatting at a party or whatever, like, again, people seem to love me in person.
	I mean, I'm here.
	Chris, do you think I'm cool?
	I love you, Brian.
	Oh, I love you too.
	So people think I'm cool in person, but you just don't get that connection until you get pretty deep into talking with someone on a dating app.
	Let me ask you a follow-up question.
	Do you think that your female looks equivalent?
	So a girl who is commensurate to you in looks, do you think that she's getting a lot more success on dating apps than you are?
	No, but I think she's getting more messages, but those messages, again, are going to be mostly shit.
	But she's, would you, but I mean, even that is to some degree a form of more success than you.
	She's getting messages at least.
	She's getting matches.
	I mean, that's quantity, not quality.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Well, I would definitely say that when it comes to dating apps, unless you're like top-tier guy, you're going to struggle.
	Get fit.
	It will help.
	I agree.
	I have lost about 30 pounds over the last year, but that's mostly due to drugs.
	Well, what?
	But cocaine?
	More amphetamines.
	I have ADHD, so it's not really a disease.
	So methamphetamine?
	Methamphetamine sometimes, but also just ADHD medication.
	Do you smoke it?
	No, I just take it like in pillory.
	pill?
	No, I mean just like...
	Is it prescribed?
	Well, my ADHD meds are prescribed.
	And then if I want extra spiciness, then I go and find other stuff.
	Do you eat meth?
	Yes.
	But I've learned I don't get addicted as much as most people because I have zero executive functioning skills.
	That's why I'm such a loser.
	So it's impossible for me to get my shit done, but it's also impossible for me to get addicted to stuff once it's out of my body.
	So I can do two weeks of a meth binge and then be fine like I did now.
	I mean, I'm clean right now, but I had a bunch last week.
	A little meth is a treat.
	Yeah, exactly.
	A little kick puff.
	And are you doing other drugs too?
	Or is it just a-no, like, I mean, like LSD.
	I actually, that's the one thing.
	I don't like smoke in my lungs, so I don't really smoke marijuana.
	I occasionally have like edibles, but it makes me more creative and think and make connections with stuff and helps with overnight delivery driving.
	Please don't watch this, my overnight delivery driving job.
	But yeah, vouch, yeah, ADHD, it's wild.
	You know, I'm kind of a shit show, but I feel like my creativity and my just thinking about stuff is one of my strongest traits.
	So it helps with that.
	Most of my songwriting has come at like three in the morning when I'm like, you know.
	Do you have that at your dating profile?
	Any of that?
	That I use drugs, yes.
	The meth bit?
	Not the meth bit, but that I use drugs, yes.
	I feel more psychedological.
	I feel like Brian's very honest about what he does.
	I like the honesty.
	But maybe that, I mean, you'll be surprised.
	Like, it's probably like less about certain things.
	See, this is the thing about dating apps.
	A lot of you think, a lot of the things you think that people are not liking you for, it's the complete opposite.
	It may just be because you have a mustache.
	And everything else.
	I just wanted to make clear.
	This is for Lakers winning time season two.
	I'm going to be an extra.
	I hope I, I hope I'm probably not supposed to say that, but there's like a thousand extras, so who cares?
	I don't normally wear the mustache, although people like me with a beard, but I like being clean-shaven.
	But this mustache is ridiculous.
	You'll be surprised on dating apps.
	For instance, like one of the things that's frustrating on Dayton's apps is that guys who have kids, like, they won't put that they have kids over.
	Oh, they love writing.
	Yeah, we know that we have kids.
	You might as well just put, I have kids, because if we don't see it, we know that you have kids, most likely.
	But it's funny.
	Women do that too.
	They do.
	I've been on a date with a girl and she didn't reveal until the date, on the date, that she had a kid.
	It's not right for anyone to do that.
	I think you should have to discuss.
	You have to disclose whoever it is that you have a kid.
	Somebody did it in weeks, like weeks.
	So every week was a different kid because they had like four kids.
	So the first week, a girl said the first week, he's like, yeah, so this is Jack, you know.
	And it's like, oh, okay, cool.
	And then like the next week and he's like, oh, yeah, and this is Sarah.
	And it was like four kids.
	She's like, how many kids do you have?
	So everyone, if you're out there on a dating app, just put on the Dayton app that you have kids.
	We already know.
	Yeah.
	Easy peasy.
	You have a.
	Is Rolo Tomasi still in the chat?
	We got one comment, but I couldn't find it in the chat.
	So maybe one of our moderators accidentally nuked his comment.
	But yeah, Rolo, if you're still in the chat, I emailed you earlier today.
	We'll have you on.
	Let me do a quick super chat here.
	Stephen Krug with the $5 soup chat.
	Did we get this one yet?
	I don't think so.
	Roast alert, cat lady, I think you're high too often.
	Weed can cause emotional swings.
	No real medical doctor will recommend doing weed as a long-term treatment.
	Did you even mention weed?
	I have.
	Oh, I don't do weed.
	I smoke it.
	She does not do weed.
	Yeah.
	She smokes it.
	I've never put it up my vagina and created a hormonal exchange in there.
	Wait, you've put...
	I said I've never.
	A suppository?
	No.
	No.
	But what about boofing?
	I've always wanted to do that, but I could never find friends to do it.
	If I'm going to booth, I'm not going to boof away.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on, back up.
	What is boof?
	I wanted to know what's going on.
	That's what wraps up your ass.
	Dissolved in water.
	Apparently it's the most efficient delivery method for some drugs.
	Got you.
	Are you speaking from experience?
	No, but I also would like to try it at some point.
	I guess I'm not sure if you're not going to be able to do it.
	I guess you guys should hook up.
	I was just going to say, I guess we have a date later on.
	I really feel like this is like, we just probably match.
	So what drug are you?
	Is it going to be meth?
	No, because can you do method?
	No, orally it's already the most efficient.
	It'd be like, I try like weed, for example, apparently gives you very much a body high.
	Apparently, weed gives you a body high.
	Unsurprisingly, I read a Vice article, the unsurprising thing being that Vice would write about boofing.
	Oh, totally.
	I'm surprised.
	Vice sucks.
	Okay.
	We're moving on.
	You're done with the boofing?
	Yeah.
	Ask everyone to rate their looks on the scale of 1 to 10.
	Okay.
	Stiffler.
	Okay.
	If you insist.
	Can you start, Brian?
	Paisley.
	Nope, no.
	Paisley.
	Nope.
	One to ten.
	Can't god.
	Looks.
	There's no way.
	How about everybody else do it?
	Or do reverse order.
	You're also starting with yourself.
	We should just open with Paisley.
	It's hard for you.
	Brian, this amazing conversation.
	We'll start on this side.
	Let's talk.
	6.9 on a good day.
	Oh.
	Are we rating each other?
	No, you're outrating each other.
	That's not that worth.
	You're ready for that.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	He's had it before.
	I'd give myself 6.527, 7.5 on a good day.
	Brandon.
	Maybe a sleepy 8, but if I grew my hair out, if I could still grow my hair out.
	Yo, Brandon, did you used to have flow?
	Are you long hair?
	Really?
	Slick back, yeah.
	Okay, Brandson had the flow.
	So if he had the flow, he'd be an eight.
	Right?
	Or more.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So we're, excuse me, still.
	Thank you, brother.
	Still.
	Mike Davis might come for me, by the way.
	I don't know.
	He's not on the channel.
	I'm a little disappointed.
	What a loser.
	So I'm to women like a four and to men a six.
	Definitely gay guys like me more.
	I have that bear body type.
	To women, four.
	Yes.
	Men, six.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Got it.
	I've had many more gay guys interested in me than women.
	Yeah.
	What's your designation?
	Because I know for gay men, there's like bears and otters.
	Oh, I'm a bear.
	You're a bear.
	I feel like you're more of a cub.
	Maybe, but I'm not really into that as much.
	Can we get into that?
	What is a bear?
	What is a cub?
	What is an otter?
	There's a whole bunch.
	Two most basic.
	What do you have to engage in?
	What do you have to qualify for to be either older?
	Two most basic designations would you bear is like a large hairy man and a twinkle.
	Two physical features.
	It's not a sexual.
	And a twink is like a very skinny, often hairless, like, but not super.
	So it's based on body build.
	Body build.
	Okay.
	Liking the animals.
	An otter is a hairy twink, which I'd never heard of before, Letter Kenny, which is a great show you should watch.
	My answer is, I would say a seven.
	I'm just going to do a seven.
	That's my answer.
	I'm going to put myself at a one.
	You've got to answer the question seriously.
	I am.
	Okay, first of all, just because what you guys see every life you have.
	No, just because of what you guys see doesn't mean it's the same thing that I see.
	So like, it's fine.
	I've dealt with it.
	Beauty is not the most important thing in the world.
	Okay, let's line that.
	If we lined up 100 men and 100 women and they were rating you, what do you think they would give you on average?
	I don't know.
	Like, I think a 70?
	Out of 10.
	I thought you said 100 men.
	I think a 70 would rate me.
	About 70 men would rate me.
	Rate?
	No, what is the rate?
	One to 10 scale.
	They would make other people think you're.
	She's trolling.
	Tamara.
	I'm a hard eight, I feel.
	Heart eight.
	I got some things.
	What's there?
	What's a hard eight versus a soft eight?
	A hard eight, it's like that's your max.
	That's for me.
	No, I feel like inside, I know I'm a 10, but I got some, I have some things I got to work out on.
	So I feel I'm a good eight on a good day.
	Okay.
	Paisley.
	I'll say an LA five.
	LA five.
	Solid.
	So is it what in Idaho?
	You're like a solid eight.
	I've never been to Idaho 15.
	It's very beautiful, but people can be a bit backwards.
	I had a three percenter like yell at me.
	You had a three percent ELI channel.
	Yeah, I did for my like on me bumper stickers.
	And that was from Steven Stiffler.
	Thank you, Stiffler.
	And let's see here.
	Okay.
	Stiffler, I think, was also asking we could body count.
	I think he was at, I saw him in the chat earlier.
	He was asking about body count.
	I thought we did that.
	I think everyone should guess first for everyone.
	So, Paisley, body count.
	Mine?
	Yeah, your body count.
	We're just talking about this.
	You want to guess?
	Yeah.
	Wait, no, no, let's not guess.
	Let's just go around the table.
	I said somewhere between 15 and 30.
	What?
	I said that that was too big of a jump.
	Really?
	Like, that's too big of a jump.
	Like, that's quite a range.
	That's a range.
	That's a big range.
	It's 30.
	And then I started going through, and I could only remember around 15.
	So I was like, maybe it's not 30.
	I can't remember.
	He's like, that's a big jump.
	That's the real number.
	Okay.
	Tamara.
	No, I plead the fifth.
	I'm that.
	She pleads the fifth.
	Sorry.
	Sorry, guys.
	boring and i think you i got 50 men 10 women 50 men, 10 women.
	In the pocket.
	Nice.
	In the pocket.
	Okay.
	Callista.
	I'm in the late teens.
	Late teens.
	Yeah.
	Late teens.
	Yeah.
	So 19.
	18.
	And you definitively 18, or could there be a definitively 18?
	Okay, so do you have a book or something?
	You've just remember.
	You just remember?
	Oh, it's good to like have, I just remember the people I've slept with.
	Okay.
	And did you have a phase where you put up most of those numbers or has it kind of been a steady trickle?
	Okay, let's say there's been one spike in one year, but it wasn't like a ginormous amount of the like.
	So like 17?
	Let's say like 20, 25%.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	Then it's sprinkled out ever, you know?
	Gotcha.
	Okay.
	I have a question for you.
	Okay.
	You said 18 is your body count, right?
	Yes.
	Do you think that your male equivalent looks-wise, is at 18 also?
	I have an answer, but it gets into complex socio-my answer first, Brian.
	I'm sorry, you're right.
	It's okay.
	Not all the time.
	It's okay.
	I'm not sure.
	I guess I've never really thought about it, like, whether or not.
	I feel like everyone's different, like, based on your experience, what you do or do not want to do, where you live, like who you're into.
	So I can't really say like who, whether or not I think it would be equivalent more or less.
	Everyone's different.
	Okay.
	Kiki?
	Eww.
	Okay.
	Brian?
	I actually, I need to, again, shit memory, write it down in a Google Doc, but I think I'm at seven or eight.
	But again, I didn't start till 27, and I'm 30 now.
	Oh, wait.
	Are you just revealing this to us now?
	You lost your virginity at 27.
	Yeah, you mentioned it earlier.
	I was tied up per my own choice because I'm very sexually shy.
	And you're how old now?
	30.
	30.
	So you lost your virginity at 27?
	Yep, a little over three years ago.
	Okay.
	And then I had sex with four different people in about two weeks, and then I slowed down.
	Wow.
	Yeah, that was good.
	And one of them.
	What was the hesitation for waiting so long?
	Well, again, I was a good Christian boy growing up.
	And so I didn't have sex when I was 18 with my girlfriend who, well, it would have been after we graduated.
	So like when we were 19 and she wanted to, and I didn't, but I wish I had.
	And so then it was just like it was kind of like a hump pun unintended to get over.
	And so eventually, the other thing is, again, I'm not that attractive.
	And I think that's part of why I'm into BDSM because it attracts more people who are weirder and more out there.
	And eventually I had a guy who was in the Orange County Socialist Party, again, the one who was Pauli.
	He was like, hey, you're kind of cute.
	Do you want to hang out sometime?
	It was after I had seen a movie with him.
	We saw Detective Pikachu on Acid because I needed to test the ACID before I sold it at a My Little Pony convention.
	Did it go well, the My Little Pony convention?
	It did.
	It always goes well.
	I'm sad I'm missing.
	What is a My Little Pony convention?
	So bronies are fans of the show My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic, because it's very wholesome.
	And there's action figures, too.
	You might see a little like pillow.
	They are.
	It's meant to sell toys.
	You have a favorite.
	Pinkie Pie Generation 4 and Izzy Moonbow in Generation 5 because she says fuck cops.
	Oh, wow.
	She does literally in the movie.
	It's great.
	Not like fuck cops, but she says that badge is like maybe a sign of some weird power dynamics.
	Wow.
	It's great.
	So if you had not been a good Christian boy or whatever. I would have lost my virginity at probably like 19.
	Okay.
	And who knows how things would have turned out.
	So then you were fairly deep into religion then, and that's what?
	Yeah, okay.
	I mean, and I'm, I don't know where I am, but that's a whole nother topic now.
	But yeah.
	And then I learned later that my parents had not followed their own advice.
	So that's kind of not cool.
	Okay.
	That's traumatizing.
	So, Brandon, did you want to?
	Oh, your body count, Brandon.
	I feel like you've been forgetting AJ.
	He's coming.
	He's coming.
	He's going to wear it.
	Yeah.
	We know you just want to hear from AJ, bro.
	Well, we haven't heard from him much.
	Well, body count, like I said last show, I don't know.
	No one, I don't know a direct count, but 80 plus takeaway.
	Had it not been for 12 years flat in prison, probably more.
	Oh, here's a question I wanted to ask you last time that I forgot.
	So were most of those bodies after?
	Afterwards.
	So you went in at 20?
	Was it?
	20.
	20?
	19, 20.
	Okay.
	And you were there for 10 years.
	10 or 12?
	11, 11 months.
	11 years?
	Yeah.
	And did you ever get to do a conjugal?
	Yes.
	So do you have to have a wife for that?
	you must be married so you got married and then you but you're divorced now Right.
	Yeah, I got maybe like four conjugal visits before it was just like, all right, like this is, it's too much of a drive.
	Basically, she fell off, and I got so much years to do.
	She's in her early 20s.
	You know, a bunch of guys are out there where I'm from.
	So, you know, it's hard to hold on to.
	Oh, what?
	Was this the girl that you were dating before you went in?
	Yeah.
	Okay, so you didn't meet while you were, you didn't have like a pen pal thing and then you got.
	No, but that did happen, and I was going to get married to somebody else, but the first girl didn't want to sign the divorce papers.
	I was in the shoe.
	It got lost.
	I was like, ah, fuck it.
	It was a shit show.
	So, yeah, pretty much.
	Interesting.
	And so how soon into your incarceration did you get married?
	Was it pretty quick right away?
	I got married in County Jail.
	In County?
	Okay, so before you went to prison?
	Right.
	They have like a little reverend come in.
	You sign some paperwork.
	You give them 50 bucks.
	You pay 12 for the actual certificate and 12 for them to file it.
	He says some little blah, blah, and boom.
	Kiss the bride, kiss the groom through glass.
	You're on the phone.
	So that's how my first and only marriage went.
	Yeah, it didn't last long.
	But hey, you know, no big deal.
	And the reason, would you say the primary reason for you wanting to get married was for the conjugal visits?
	But you only got four.
	But is it like a couple days?
	Yeah, you're basically what they call the boneyard.
	You're back at the boneyard for about 72 hours.
	Now it's like 48, but before then it was 72 hours.
	You order a bunch of food, eggs, big old package.
	It gets there.
	You got all the food you need.
	You come out for count every seven, six hours.
	You walk to the front of the gate, then go back in your little cabin and get back to smashing.
	Good times.
	I mean, you're eating and fucking the whole time, pretty much.
	So you got a stomachache.
	I'm walking around with a stomachache, like, fuck.
	You know, I got 72 hours to make a dent with this good food and her.
	So, yeah.
	Are you, well, you can only be married to one person at a time, right?
	So there's not any guys in there that just have like multiple wives and they're just like if they're just coming to visit them.
	Yeah, I've seen guys that have three or four girls sometimes come to visit them.
	One pulls them out next weekend, one brings them dope, one brings them a hand job, one is his wife, one is his kid's mom.
	So, you know, if a guy's got it like that, yeah.
	But for a conjugal, you have to be married.
	Yes, you must be married.
	It can't be just like a girlfriend.
	You must be married.
	It must be your wife.
	It must be your husband.
	And I think legally, you can only be married to one person at a time.
	Correct.
	So you can, okay, for conjugal.
	I don't know how it works for Mormons.
	If there's like a monogamous wives.
	You know, those aren't like legal wives in the American justice system.
	I don't know.
	Well, maybe.
	So, Brandon, I think what you're saying is if you're going to be in prison, go to Utah.
	Get incarcerated in Utah.
	Because then you can just be bringing in a whole bunch of chicks.
	Is this because.
	Because I think in Utah, you can have multiple wives.
	Because Mormon.
	I think.
	Is it legal?
	Polygamy statewide.
	I think in Utah it's.
	That's a whole different muddy chapter.
	That's another thing.
	Okay, so.
	Oh, yeah.
	Body count.
	Probably around 50 to 55.
	Ho.
	We got a gangster up there.
	Breakdown on gender.
	Yeah, gender breakdown?
	Probably down the middle, I'd say 30 guys, 25 girls.
	30 guys.
	Okay, so I got a question for you.
	As a bisexual man, is it easier to get men or to get women?
	Men.
	For sex, men, for actual dating women.
	And when you say actual dating, do you mean long-term relationships?
	Yeah, if you want anything more than a week-long thing, women, it's easier to date.
	So for gay men or bisexual men, it's very short-lived, is kind of what you're saying?
	Yeah, I mean, the amount of guys that I've met that are just like ready to date, it's been maybe like five or ten, whereas just about every girl I meet is ready to date.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	But you would say it's harder to date, to sleep with women.
	Yeah, like just if you want to hook up with somebody, it's way easier to hook up with the guy.
	But if you can confirm it.
	Bada bing, bada boom.
	And then Brian, you can confirm.
	He's confirming that it's much easier to sleep with men.
	Okay.
	So I think, do we have any super chats, Chris?
	I think we might have gotten one from Mr. Krug.
	All right, we'll get his real quick and then Stephen Krug with the $5 super chat.
	Roast alert pink hair lady.
	That's a huge range on body count.
	It's almost like you don't care about, put it on Paisley for this one.
	It's almost like you don't care about who you fuck further contributing to population collapse.
	Okay, Paisley.
	Paisley, do you have anything to say on that one?
	Oh, man.
	I do care about them for sure.
	It's just one of those things where like, I don't know, I've been married and you kind of stop thinking about that stuff.
	So if I like sat down and really started to go through it, then yeah, but I was a lot younger during that time is basically what it was.
	That's it.
	I wish I didn't care and I wish I had a ho phase like that.
	It would have been way more fun, but you could still do it.
	Ethical non-monogamy?
	No, I'm down for monogamy.
	She's angry.
	She's down for monogamy.
	Was that the same guy who was worried about population collapse earlier?
	Yep.
	I think Stephen Krug's been our sole, I think he's our sole super chatter for the most part.
	Let's see here.
	Okay, so question for the ladies.
	Do you think it's wrong for a guy to not want to date a girl who does sex work?
	No.
	It's still no.
	Like, I think people cannot want to date anybody for whatever reason they don't want to.
	Yeah.
	Tamara?
	Do I think it's wrong for a guy to not want to be with a woman who does sex work?
	Yeah.
	Actually, I knew of a person who actually dated a woman who dates sex.
	Well, sex works.
	She was a stripper.
	And he had a very good marriage.
	They were married.
	She was a stripper.
	She brought home money.
	He was, I guess that was just their preference, their sex, you know, that he was open to it.
	Me personally, I think that it's okay.
	I would personally want a man or like knowing that a man would actually not want to be with someone that's a sex worker.
	But again, that's just my opinion.
	Yeah, I mean, if you don't want to date someone because of their occupation, that's definitely all right.
	I mean, there's people who wouldn't want to date someone in the military because they're gone for a long time, you know?
	Can you just scoot the mic a little bit that way?
	Just so there you go.
	So, yeah, I mean, some preferences, you know.
	Okay.
	Calissa?
	I don't think it's fine.
	I think if, like, you don't want to date someone who's a sex worker, that's okay.
	If you do want to date someone with a sex award, that's okay too.
	It just depends on your preference if you talk to your partner.
	Okay.
	Kiki, thought, thoughts?
	Okay, she's very consistent in her.
	Brandon.
	Or sorry, Brian.
	Okay to not want to date someone who's a sex worker?
	Yeah, but it's not okay to then turn around and shit on sex workers unless I mean figuratively.
	Literally, that's something you discuss in advance, and that's not my business.
	But yeah, it's just unfortunately there's a lot of stigma, and part of that comes from the whole it being illegal and whatnot.
	I'm a libertarian.
	I think there should, the state shouldn't really be, it should be regulating that safely, but it should be legal.
	And if it was legal and regulated, there'd be a lot less horrible things happening to sex workers.
	Brandon?
	If she had her shit together and was doing it right and it wasn't messy, she was very responsible about it and basically had if she had business cards or just if she knew how to handle it well without it bringing without it overflowing into our life, you know what I'm saying?
	And of course, being honest, if I ask a question, don't bullshit me.
	Just tell me how it is and let me try to enjoy it with you.
	That's an option.
	But if you're sloppy about it, if you're hiding shit and you're making it something that I have to have, you know, an extra eye on or an extra emotion for, then I'm not cool with it.
	Waste of time.
	Yeah, I'd have to agree with Brandon.
	You know, there's a lot of ways of doing sex work that run the gamut.
	You could be very messy or it could be very, you know, safe from your home.
	But regardless of whatever they do, as long as it's, you know, safe, not bringing it into my eyes, you know, I don't really have an issue with it.
	But if it does become an issue, I wouldn't hesitate to say that.
	But no hate to sex workers at all.
	Yeah, and also I feel like the term sex work encompasses so many potential things.
	That could be anywhere from a girl who's posting lingerie photos on an OnlyFans to someone who's a stripper to someone who's a prostitute.
	So I mean, I'm sure there's plenty of guys that would be fine dating a woman who does OnlyFans.
	I mean, some guys have an issue with that, but all the way to probably most men are going to have a serious issue if she's a prostitute.
	So, I mean, I think maybe I should have specified a little better on sex work there.
	I have experience with this.
	You are a sex worker.
	No, I'm not a sex worker.
	You should be.
	Well, there's a glut of like ugly men.
	Okay, I'm not ugly, but a glut of like mid-tier men who want to do that sort of stuff.
	And there's I'm not the right, I would have to have some sort of angle.
	And the thing is, sex work, like OnlyFans stuff, takes a fuck ton of work and effort.
	And I'm lazy.
	You have to be promoting constantly and like, you know, getting like good.
	Like, think about how much work you put into making this podcast.
	You have to do the same exact thing if you're a sex worker who's doing like OnlyFans content and whatnot.
	So I am not, that's not me, but I was, I was with sexually a few times one of my friends who did do sex work.
	Unfortunately, she was a she struggled with housing and drug addiction and overdosed eventually.
	And she was trans too, so that did not help her being a trans person struggling with addiction and homelessness.
	And she overdosed a few years ago in another state.
	I'm sorry.
	But I didn't have a problem with it.
	I just, we used protection.
	Thanks.
	At least I tried to help her get a few more years of somewhat happy life.
	But that's part of why I think these things need to be legalized.
	Regulated.
	Yeah.
	Protect.
	Let's go ahead and pull up a video.
	We're going to react to a little something special here.
	Before you do that, can we get an F in the chat for our boy, our fallen soldier, Mr. Andrew Tate?
	So, Chris, go ahead and you're going to have to navigate to the window.
	And if you can go, I've already got a couple sides.
	So just go to Twitch.
	Just pull up Twitch just while we wait here.
	Wait, there's a guy that's asking why girls can have toys, but if a guy has a toy, he's a loser.
	Do you think a guy's a loser?
	Let's watch the Let's do since we're briefly tangent.
	I don't know the word.
	Briefly talking about Dom sub stuff.
	Bring up the too submissive clip.
	I don't know what this is.
	I'm curious.
	Yeah, but.
	There you go.
	And also, do I worry, if I am too submissive, will he not respect me?
	No, Get rid of that.
	Get rid of that.
	Get rid of that stuff.
	That won't respect me, crap.
	That's not real.
	Is that real?
	You know what?
	So many women say to me, you're so, Andrew, you know what?
	You're so rich, but you're smart, and you're actually very intelligent.
	And I know you'd get really bored of like a robot.
	I'm sitting there thinking, bitch, I wish to God you were a robot.
	Shut the fuck up.
	We talk about star signs?
	Oh, yeah, I'm so glad.
	Tell me more about my Sagittarius Rising.
	Idiot.
	I don't give a fuck.
	Give me a robot.
	All men want robots.
	That's all we want.
	Four wives, robots, inshallah.
	Put the burg on.
	Yep.
	What are you talking about?
	We don't care.
	Two coffees.
	That's just it.
	It's nice and easy.
	There's no such thing as too submissive.
	There's no such thing.
	I'm never going to look at a beautiful woman who does everything I say and go, you know what?
	You do too much of what I say.
	I want to go get some disagreeable bitch.
	That sounds boring.
	That's why you don't fuck guys like that.
	That's an easy solution.
	You talk to people.
	But if you want to fuck something like that, you go ahead and mount that little bald head of his, you know?
	I mean, if you want someone to order around, then I guess that's what you're looking for.
	Go into management.
	That just sounds boring.
	Can I respond to one of the comments?
	First, let's get everyone's take here.
	What are some thoughts here, starting with Paisley?
	Yeah, hold on.
	Come back to me.
	I'm processing that.
	There's a lot of things.
	There's like six components to that.
	Start over there.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I just, if you're looking for somebody that's that submissive or you want a partner that's that submissive so you can order them around, then you can look for that.
	I know there's people out there that love to be ordered around, but I myself would not want a person that's always asking me what to do or what's to do in bed, even, like what's next.
	Like, you know, have your own voice.
	It's a lot of fun.
	I had a girl stay with me about a year ago.
	She turned out to be a good friend, and she was like that when we first got together.
	Very submissive, very, you know, just like, you know, yes, yes, Papa, yes, papa.
	Like, she was Chicana, so she would always talk to me like that.
	I'm like, you don't have to say that all the time.
	Like, it made me feel like, you know what I'm saying?
	Like, she was just, you know, she was 23, but she liked being with older guys, and that was just like her thing.
	And she was too submissive.
	I had to kind of tell her, like, hey, like, you don't have to, me personally, I don't like that.
	I don't like to, you know, you got to be your own person, you know, and not make the situation feel like you're under a commandment or you're a fucking animal or something like that.
	Like, you're my equal.
	If I'm rolling with you, you're my homegirl.
	You're my homeboy.
	You're my road dog.
	You're my friend.
	There's no creditor, debtor in that.
	We're on our own wavelength or we're not vibing at all.
	I have found, again, if y'all ever want to, these people exist.
	Again, I've been on R slash BDSM personals.
	A lot of people who are that submissive, there's two reasons.
	Either they have their shit together and they want in the bedroom to be able to relax and just sort of let go of everything, or it's kind of, and again, people are complex in a spectrum, but the two archetypes are that.
	Or you see people who lives are a total mess, like me, but worse.
	And they just want someone, because they have no self-control, they want someone else to control them and help them, like basically function.
	And because sex is such a primal thing, it bleeds into that.
	You know, our fetishes are kind of just a way of our subconscious talking to us in a way.
	So it's usually sort of one of two extremes.
	People are that submissive.
	And me, it can be fun, but I definitely am not interested in that.
	Like, that's, again, as I said towards the beginning, doming is fun, but it's a lot of work.
	I would never want to deal with that 24-7.
	But the people who are into being that submissive, I hope they find someone who does.
	Okay.
	Kiki?
	Well, Kiki has to say.
	Sorry.
	Callista.
	I interrupted her.
	Okay, your reaction to the video.
	Yes, my reaction to the video following the ooh sound was that he just makes like inflammatory comments.
	What he's saying isn't the most ridiculous thing.
	If you want a submissive woman, that's cool.
	Some women are and some women aren't.
	And it's personal preference.
	That's fine.
	It's just that he's saying things in a way that makes it inflammatory.
	Like all women should bow down or something.
	Yeah, like versus like, I want a woman who will bow down to me, which is like the wording is not the best, but it's also not the wrong sentiment if you like want that, maybe not think about all women.
	But it sounds like he said it in general, like all women.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I got you.
	Well, and he also said all men are like that.
	It's not true.
	Yeah.
	It's just generalization.
	So your reaction to the video?
	I mean, personally, I'm not into any kind of guys like that.
	That's just like, eh, it's nice sometimes to be, you know, told what to do and not to do a lot of the work.
	If you just want to pump and dump, that's great sometimes.
	But like, as a general, like, if you want a maid, then you got to have that conversation with someone.
	You can't expect it.
	I think that's the thing.
	It's having that conversation if you're going to be a submissive person.
	Yeah.
	Tomorrow.
	Yeah.
	With the sex, I think with sex conversation, you don't see a lot of people.
	That's why people have horrible sex is because people don't talk about it.
	Like whether it's first date or whatever your preference is, I think you can tell that because he's so used to having, I guess, his experience is like having very submissive women.
	Imagine how mostly unpleased some of those women are.
	I'm just saying, because at what point, there are some women that want that mutual pleasure.
	And I think it's very, very good to be able to talk about likes or dislikes or, you know, even after sex, hey, this was good for me.
	This is not good for me.
	I like it when you do this.
	Can you do this a little bit more?
	I encourage that.
	But a lot of people, they like the act of sex, but they're ashamed of the pro like some of the things that go into it.
	Like, you know, what man wants to hear that, hey, you wasn't my best sex partner.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, I had better.
	But it'd be good to say, hey, you know, I like this and you know, let's put some work in.
	But you can tell from the reaction of the video for me is that I wouldn't be attracted to a man like that, like to be submissive.
	Like I would have to be like, it has to be a mutual thing.
	Like I feel good, you feel good.
	And maybe it's my day or maybe it's my turn, you know, or that day is completely for you.
	So I'll be submissive.
	But that whole set, like that's their whole relationship.
	Oh, it's boring.
	That's boring as hell.
	Yeah, I think about guys when it talks, like when they talk about being submissive and stuff, if they actually just want women to be passive, because I think ultimately, maybe, I mean, he's different, but I think guys don't want to feel like they need to change.
	They don't want to be nagged.
	They don't want to be edited per se.
	And so this idea of submission is actually just like a let me be me, let me live, you know, live my life.
	And I think for him, he's so inflammatory and so ridiculous that like the concept of a woman giving any feedback would probably hurt him a lot.
	So I think it more has to do with like passive and criticism.
	I don't know.
	That's the first time I've ever seen that guy.
	That wasn't how you stern, was it?
	Have you guys heard of him though?
	Andrew Tate?
	Yeah.
	Andrew Tate.
	You've heard of him?
	Okay.
	Have you heard of him?
	No.
	But your first time hearing, your first time hearing him?
	He's who I've been hearing about recently.
	Yeah, he got banned on TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.
	So does all his people that repost him get banned on TikTok too?
	I'm not sure.
	So he's just going to keep getting reposted.
	What's the difference?
	Well, I mean, it's probably going to have a pretty substantial impact on him, but F in the chat, guys.
	F in the chat for Andrew Tate.
	Honestly, I feel like y'all didn't give, you didn't seem too upset by that.
	So maybe we should watch one more.
	Chris, pull up one more.
	All right, we're going to do the body count one.
	We're about to hear some mad double standards, I think.
	You know what's so attractive about younger women?
	Because a lot of these dudes talk about fertility and looks and stuff.
	I don't actually think it's that.
	I think that in the modern world, in the days of old, right, you meet a woman, you get married, you be together with him.
	In the modern world, if I meet a girl who's 33 and single, I know the amount of dick that's been through her before me is just simply unattractive.
	I don't care how nice you are, but you're 33 years old.
	How many men have fucked?
	If I got a 19-year-old girl, I might be your second or third man, right?
	Put you through, you're going to try and bring to my door?
	Like, well, my last man cheat.
	I don't give a fuck.
	Like, I don't care.
	Like, why is that my problem?
	So if you pick up older women, you have to accept they've been on the carousel longer.
	They've had more fucking rides, more spins.
	I don't want that shit.
	When I see a beautiful young woman, I know that she has a very low body count.
	And also, no, but no, but the truth is, women's mentality is absolutely connected to sex.
	If a woman sleeps with a bunch of men, it's harder to penetrate her mind and make her feel more attractive.
	Penetrate.
	But if she's had 30 dudes inside of her, is she really going to think, you know what, this guy's so, so, so special?
	Or is she going to think, you know what?
	You talk to me, Rio, I'll go get a new guy.
	Whereas if a woman's only been with a few guys, she's much more likely to fall in love with you, be a better partner.
	Except the likelihood of her falling completely in love with you and staying loyal to you and really believing you're the only man for her, after being through so much trauma and so many men and sleeping with so many dudes and having her heart broken and having those memories of her ex and all that crap she's been through, is far less likely than meeting a nice young, beautiful girl who hasn't been with many men and she goes.
	You know what?
	This is the guy.
	I like him.
	Every woman who knows this and every man who watches this can be honest.
	Women fall in love with a person.
	They lose their virginity too or their second or third guy.
	They really remember them.
	They really love them.
	Any woman who's stuck with 50 dude she doesn't even remember who most of them are.
	She doesn't care if a woman's up with a fucking man before you.
	She's less likely to stick it out through a difficult period of relationship.
	She's more likely to just say, you know what's anything of him.
	And that's the truth.
	Let me make something clear.
	If I meet a beautiful 30 year old woman, i'm not saying I won't sleep with her.
	That's pretty fucking old yeah, 30.
	I know what.
	Are you crazy I?
	There's been times I was drunk.
	Okay, reaction to that Paisley, I don't know what the obsession is with body count, but also like how do I say he's?
	He's weird because he's talking like he doesn't want a relationship, but then he's mad about the fact that he wants to be like the first, he wants to be the boyfriend.
	So i'm like not sure what his messaging is.
	He wants to fuck 18 year olds, which is fine, fuck 18 year olds.
	But the body count thing is always really confusing to me.
	That's what it means, I think with Paisley, Paisley's based Paisley's a fucking legend, okay.
	I feel like with men, men want to know, like it's this obsession because they want to know, but they're not ready to know because it's like okay, soon as you tell what.
	Well, I think anything over five, like five guys are kind of like it's that like uncomfortability because it's okay.
	It's almost like when you tell a guy like that's not my experience, but if a guy found out that a woman cheated, I feel like in their mind whatever triggers going, it feels like that because then it's like they look at you differently.
	However, they want to know.
	So I think, like with this guy, like I mean, I don't know.
	I feel like he just likes to hear himself talk personally, like he just want to hear himself talk, but as it pertains to that, it's not true.
	There is a lot of 30 year olds who um, I won't say my number count, but i'll tell you that I started, uh had sex at 19 and I was celibate for 10 years, literally.
	So i'm 33 now and someone yes, celibate for 10, 10 years, 10 years.
	Wait, can I just make a request?
	Can you stop harassing the cup, stop molesting the cup, please here, pass it over here.
	Are you a fidgeter?
	This is very fidgety.
	Yeah no, so it's a.
	It's a 10 years, 10 years celibate, 10 years, no masturbation.
	No, none of that.
	No masturbation, no.
	So are you?
	Are you a born-again virgin kind of you?
	Uh, you can.
	Yeah, as of today, you haven't had sex for 10 years, as of as of after 10 years.
	Oh, so you broke your streak, I broke my streak and then, as of today, i'm yes i'm, i'm a born-again virgin wait.
	So okay, you were having sex, you were celibate for 10, you were a born-again virgin, you had sex again and now you're a born-again virgin again.
	Okay, so celibancy as of now.
	And are you waiting until marriage?
	That's what I desire.
	Have you been married before?
	I've been engaged twice.
	Engaged.
	Twice.
	Okay.
	So 10 years.
	Oh, yeah.
	Wow.
	So a person like him would not like, I mean, just even hearing that.
	It's so it's not true.
	You're in your 30s.
	It's a lot of questions to go into.
	For me, my 10 years, just for clarity, was to work on myself.
	So therapy, my health, I became a vegan, worked on my credit, worked on personal, you know, personal development skills.
	And then, but the game has changed.
	Dating is completely different from when I was in my 20s.
	You like savage mode now.
	Prior to your first jealousy.
	Yeah.
	Like, yeah.
	One of the reasons why I gave in after that because it was like men are like, I'm not waiting.
	What?
	And, you know, kind of gave into that peer pressure.
	Do you want a guy who's a virgin?
	No.
	You don't care?
	I don't care.
	Okay.
	I'm like, I'm totally okay.
	If he is, I can say this.
	If he is, I'm just, I'm a freak.
	So you'll have like you're a born-again virgin freak.
	I'm a born-again virgin freak.
	And that's, I'm totally round two.
	Round two.
	Can I ask questions?
	Go for it.
	So did the freak streak start in the midst?
	No, seriously, in the midst of the 10 years.
	So it was always the freak, but that 10 years are for me because I saw that's why I'm not answering.
	And my number count is not big, by the way.
	I just don't want to personally do that because I know people have a brand to protect.
	But within that, that freak was always there, but it was released.
	What do you mean by freak?
	I just, I love, I love sex.
	I do.
	I believe in, I'm a Christian.
	I believe in waiting for marriage.
	Did that happen?
	No.
	But I do believe that things happen.
	Wait, but how can you believe in it?
	And don't because the body, the body is the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
	I'm not ashamed, but I do want to practice.
	I mean, I did it 10 years, so I feel like I could do it again.
	But when I came out of that 10-year streak, I was horny.
	I mean, it was what it was.
	Amen.
	Yeah.
	Brenton, did you have a further question on that?
	Oh, no, she answered my question.
	I think that's great.
	More power to you.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so your reaction to the video.
	I think he's got it wrong.
	I think the younger generations are banging way more often.
	So if you're going to be fucking that 19-year-old, she's going to tell you, oh no, I've only been with three people.
	But, you know, she's like taking down three people that day.
	You're having a fun time.
	Whereas I think we're a bit more promiscuous than the older generations who probably have not as a high body count, like an honest body count compared to younger generations.
	Yeah, I do.
	You do actually raise a really good point about the age thing and how he says, well, I prefer an 18 or 19 year old because they're going to have a lower body count.
	He's not entirely wrong, but I mean, I'm sure you guys know some men and women who may be very young, 18, 19, 20, 21, who've and ran through, ran through.
	So I knew a 19-year-old girl that had 100 bodies.
	No exaggeration.
	100 bodies, 19.
	And I love virgin men.
	I think there's nothing better than a nice virgin man just popping in.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Tom Cat.
	Brandon, you want to come?
	Excuse me.
	Hold on.
	We got a person.
	Oh, I just know Brandon.
	So, you know, growing up, late 80s, early 90s, we didn't have phones.
	That's all we had to look forward to.
	You know, where I'm from and most people, you know, in the areas that I relate to, that's all we had to look forward to was where's the party?
	Why do we want to go where the party's at?
	That's where the girls are or you know, no, no pun intended, where's the bitches at?
	You know what I'm saying?
	That's what like our whole focus was basically to bang and party.
	And the end result of all that was to obtain females.
	So that's all we did growing up.
	So I mean, the body count, I mean, nowadays, you got phones, you got porn, you got all these different types of ways to self-please yourself, different types of identities that kind of, you know, suffice the sexual curiosity.
	Back in the day, if you weren't around where people were, you weren't fucking.
	If you weren't at the party, you weren't meeting nobody, you weren't fucking.
	If you weren't at the mall, if you weren't at school that day, or if you weren't wherever, if you weren't present, you weren't, that outlet was not getting taken care of.
	You had nothing to, no media, no nothing.
	So you had to go and be present.
	So back in those days, well, the 90s, like they're that long ago, not really, but before phones, like there was a lot of motivation for people just to get all done up, dressed up, looking your best every day, go out and see what you can do.
	You know?
	Nowadays, it's like the platform to meet a lot of people is there, but is anything really actually happening with these people you're meeting or is it just exchanging pictures?
	And, you know, I mean, that's cool too, but I wanted to comment on that because the drive now is no different from the drive back then from my experience, from what I'm experiencing.
	The drive now is no different from the drive back then.
	The drive now is just easier and it's more catered to as opposed to back then.
	I think it's not about the drive, but the accessibility.
	Well, without the drive, no one would be looking for accessibility.
	There'd be no need for it.
	The drive has to come first, right?
	That's true, but I'm saying you're more accessible to get that drive filled.
	I mean, it's kind of like looking at Route 66.
	You know, all of a sudden there's a route where you can take it and it goes across America, but then the highway comes in and then you can stop in a lot more states a lot quicker.
	So you're saying the accessibility is what's caused people's body counts to go up?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That's fair.
	I mean, yeah, with the power of the people.
	Well, yeah, it's so much fun.
	I mean, as far as individual drive, like, people were just as hungry and thirsty back then as they are now.
	I mean, but it's probably harder.
	It also depends where you're at, too, and like the culture around it.
	Like, if you're in a city and you have a lot of places to go, then you're more likely to run into people and have parties and stuff like that.
	And if you're in a smaller town, probably a little less likely to have that body count.
	So it's kind of relative, which is why it's weird to me that like numbers, hard numbers come into play with people.
	Because I'm like, man, if you live in like New York as opposed to like a small town, as opposed to a small town, it's not the same thing.
	You can't expect a New York dude, New York girl to have a body count of five.
	But that girl who's in the country somewhere with not that many people around her is going to have all this pent-up sexual frustration.
	Or guy is going to have all this pent-up sexual frustration.
	It's going to come out.
	It's all individually, I think.
	Yeah, definitely.
	Yeah.
	Well, I think just going back to the thing about age and body count, so it's certainly possible that an 18 or 19 year old could have a very high body count.
	But I think you can also say that you look at one individual, an 18 or 19 year old, they're going to have a higher body count when they're 30 versus when they're at 18, 19, 20, 21.
	So Callista?
	I mean, in reaction to specifically.
	Relaxion.
	Yeah, reaction to the video.
	Yeah, I think he just says things in absolutes and then it gets a lot of clicks and a lot of people repost it and click on it and then they get more traffic to his war room and people are like, let's join.
	He just gets more attention by saying things in absolute.
	But what he's saying about preferring someone with a lower body count isn't inherently wrong.
	It's just he's presenting it in a way that's inflammatory.
	Right.
	Right.
	Inflammatory stuff gets views.
	Yep, and then money.
	And then more cam girls to collect.
	Hell yeah.
	Yeah.
	You can say it.
	Go ahead.
	There's literally a Sonic parody YouTube channel that just does dumb redubs where Sonic's or the enemy characters.
	Can you just give your reaction to the video?
	I'm just not sure how that's it is relevant.
	Okay, okay.
	Where the characters in this like fake redub are like, how are we going to afford rent?
	We're not getting clicks on our videos.
	And then Shadow the Hedgehog is like, you need to like make controversial statements.
	And so he types on Twitter, Sonic Adventure 2 was mid-TBH, and then they start getting engagement.
	So you make controversial, inflammatory, absolute statements, you get more traffic.
	So, I mean, that's what he does.
	But any thoughts on the content?
	Oh, I mean, yeah, he kind of wants it's someone said in the comment, oh, one of them is going to say insecure.
	And I mean, it kind of is in a way.
	He's like, how am I going to keep a woman who's been with all these men?
	Well, you got to bring your A game, my dude.
	If she's worth keeping, bring your A game.
	Be unique.
	Stand out.
	And if you don't want to do that, and if you think you're not good enough to do that, then don't date her.
	It's not shaming the cam girls.
	Kiki, thoughts?
	Good for you, Cam Girls.
	Okay.
	Shame, Kiki.
	Thoughts on the video?
	Same point of view as I had last podcast.
	You know, like, you know, these guys are saying, obviously, he wants to get a lot of likes, a lot of views, but, you know, I just don't agree with how he presented it.
	But yes, a lot of men do think that way, but that's just picking one corner of preference from one side of the sex and emphasizing it.
	You can do that with both sexes on multiple issues.
	So it's really just the essence of that video.
	That's a wonderful profile there.
	Sorry.
	No, no, it's good.
	I was reading, there's a fentanyl comment, and now the cocaine in the 60s is up.
	So it's just good.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Brandon, let me ask you a question.
	Do you have an age preference?
	Like, would you date a girl who's much younger than you, say in like early 20s or something?
	Or would you prefer to date a more mature woman in her 30s?
	I mean, like I said, I had a relationship with a girl that was 19 last year, and I mean, I wouldn't jump into a relationship like that again.
	I learned from it because there's at 40 and all the shit that I've been through, if we're going to righteously have a conversation about life and this, this, and that, it's only going to go so far.
	There's only going to be so much relevance.
	I mean, it doesn't take a, you know, you don't got to be super wise to realize that.
	But, you know, men are men, and men go for, you know, beautiful, younger, vibrant girls and all the more ones that are into them.
	Like, wow, you really, yeah, like, well, okay.
	So as a man, you don't really have, you know, too much.
	I mean, I don't.
	Be smart, have an idea of what you're talking about, where you're going in life.
	And be a little confident in yourself.
	Be cute.
	You know, be real.
	Got to be real.
	If you're fake, you could be gorgeous.
	You can have everything going for you.
	If you're fake, and every time you open your mouth, it's a lie or it's a fabrication.
	Where am I dropping you off?
	Your reaction to the video?
	You know, it's an interesting concept, body count, and hooking up with somebody much younger.
	But I don't know, I had so much bad sex when I was younger, and it's just whenever I had sex with an older person who was just, you know, more experienced, it was just better.
	So I really don't go under four years my own age, which would be 23, or even really like over four years my own age.
	But anything under 21 is just like, it's not fun.
	I can't really connect.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Chris, were you able to find, so I know everyone in the chat has been mentioning that apparently Tate released a final message video.
	I'm just hearing about this.
	Chris, were you able to find it?
	I think I found it.
	Before you pull it up, can you, what is it?
	Is it a long video?
	Well, it seems like he went on to Jake Paul's podcast and, like, I guess gave us final message on Jake Paul's podcast?
	Walking the digital plane for you.
	Jake?
	Yeah, I had actually been DMing Andrew Tate, guys.
	He said he was going to be in the States in November.
	Obviously, a lot of things have changed.
	I wanted to interview him.
	wanted to bring him on the show I mean this is I've been talking to him for a year now so this is before he even blew up really big As he was starting to blow up pretty big, you know, I had doubts that his schedule might change substantially.
	And now that he's banned, I have even further doubts.
	And I don't, I actually am no longer.
	I was messaging him on Instagram.
	That's gone.
	So I don't know if that's still going to happen, but.
	So much for the tolerant less.
	Yeah.
	So yeah, I guess so much for, there certainly is a bias on these social media platforms.
	But to be fair, he did say some incredibly controversial things.
	But so, Chris, is it he's on Jake Paul's podcast?
	Yeah, it's on, well, it's on a couple of channels.
	It's been redistributed.
	But I found one, I think, on CMR-TV Music.
	What the fuck?
	I don't know what that is.
	Via Jake Paul.
	But yeah, he went on to Jake Paul's podcast.
	Yes, I'm looking at it.
	Yeah, this is like a one-hour.
	I'm looking at it.
	It looks like an hour long.
	Okay, so we're not going to react to it.
	If it was like a three-minute message, we would have done it.
	But that's unfortunate.
	I'll have to watch it later.
	But can anyone in the chat tell us, give us like a plot synopsis or a quick recap of his final message?
	Brian's reaction to Jake Paul's podcast was clip worthy.
	Hold on.
	Well, good thing it's on air.
	Okay.
	Well, we'll just have to look at that after the stream.
	So I want to open it up to the panel.
	Final thought, or if you have a question for someone else on the panel or the panel in general?
	So final thought or a question for the panel?
	Start over there.
	No, no, no.
	We got to start with you, Playsley.
	Final thought?
	I don't have a final thought right now.
	Okay, why don't we go to Brian?
	Because I know he has a final thought.
	And then we'll go back.
	Actually, you had someone donate money for a question addressed to me.
	Did I?
	Yeah, about libertarian socialism.
	Okay, so I can pull up the super chat.
	Daniel Holz, I believe.
	I got it.
	Yeah.
	Okay, Daniel Holz, thank you for the $5 super chat.
	Hawaiian shirt says he's both a communist and a libertarian.
	How does that compute?
	This podcast is all over the place, but I'm here for it.
	Yeah, so basically communism, people think of communism because of the Cold War and U.S. propaganda as like always like these, this scary authoritarian, like the USSR or communist China, very over-the-top authoritarianism.
	And many of my friends are, for example, Maoists.
	But there's also like anarcho-communism, there's libertarian socialism.
	Communism is just the idea that a future where there is no basically no money or no like division of everyone owns everything.
	And I don't think that's going to exist for a while.
	But socialism is just when the workers own the means of production.
	And that doesn't have to look like some centralized government.
	That can look like, you know, the Black Panthers were a great example.
	They were doing school lunch programs.
	They were arming themselves to defend themselves against police brutality and helping build their communities.
	In fact, Ronald Reagan signed as governor of California a ban on assault weapons because the Black Panthers were arming themselves, which is ironic given that the conservatives hail him as this hero.
	So communism, socialism, their economic systems, the political side of things can manifest in many different ways.
	So like I think, you know, most, if not all, drugs should be legal but regulated.
	You know, sex work should be legal but regulated.
	Firearms I think should be legal but regulated much better.
	You should have to take a safety class if you're posting about shooting up a place on social media that needs to be investigated, that sort of thing.
	So I'm more libertarian in that aspect.
	Do you own the firearm?
	I don't.
	I would like to at some point.
	Well, does a bow and arrow count?
	That counts.
	Cool, then yes.
	Although it's not fire per se, but my friend's a three-time championship archer.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	You should have brought your, instead of your piano, you should have brought your bow and arrow.
	I'm not good.
	I'm much better at piano.
	No, I prefer the piano for sure.
	Rather than him bringing the bow and arrows.
	You have concerns about that.
	I figured my thing out.
	Okay, so thank you for that.
	Thank you for that.
	Paisley, why don't you go ahead with your final thought or question for the panelists?
	When did you get the love doll and would you guys use one?
	Good question.
	So just show Kiki real quick.
	Okay, so that's Kiki.
	Can you do host?
	Can we defrock her on camera?
	Oh, God.
	Okay.
	So I got the sex dolls.
	It was sent to me free by a company.
	I'd done this video and a bunch of these sex toy companies got in touch and they wanted to promote, they wanted to do sponsorships.
	One of these companies had sent me two of these exact dolls.
	So by the way, if anyone in Santa Barbara wants to buy a Kiki clone, DM me at whatever on Instagram.
	It's taking up too much space in the studio.
	I need to get rid of her.
	Is that the one named Andrea?
	Who's Andrea?
	Andrea.
	Yeah, I keep seeing that in the comments.
	Who is that?
	Yeah, that's the name of the other doll.
	Is she better?
	So I don't know.
	Both their virtue is intact.
	They're chast, chaste.
	Chaste, yeah.
	Yeah.
	So no, no one has laid with them, biblically speaking.
	Could be which one would you prefer?
	The one in the closet or the one on the desk?
	I'd say both equally.
	Both equally, you know.
	Maybe a little more fun.
	I went on your own.
	People with the love doll thing.
	Yeah.
	Like just days of just researching once.
	She's fucking heavy.
	Wait till they have AI.
	People get injured.
	Not so clean.
	So I mean, to answer your question, I don't know, maybe, but it's like a dead weight.
	Imagine trying to clean.
	No.
	So I wouldn't.
	You could put the condom in there, the one that you brought out earlier.
	Are you doing that?
	Is that how we end the show?
	Yeah, actually, guys, check out our OnlyFans.
	We'll be live there after the show.
	You can see these four lovely ladies having an orgy with.
	Oh, we're waiting for you too.
	I guess I'm involved.
	Yeah, obviously.
	Brian is also involved.
	I think this is a well, the chat.
	They all think Brandon, he's the real hottie here.
	I agree.
	How old is Kiki supposed to be, bro?
	She's 19.
	Oh, okay.
	What do you think of her?
	She's 19, Brandon.
	But I count it.
	She's just short.
	Didn't we establish her body count zero?
	Oh, yeah, zero.
	Yeah, her chastity is intact.
	Perfect.
	Well, she's two.
	She's had a baby.
	So Andrew Tate, will you buy Kiki?
	She's 19.
	Andrew Tate, give me a Bugatti.
	The baby is holding a flask.
	Yeah, that fetal alcohol syndrome.
	I don't think that's a good idea.
	This is the future that anicaps will argue.
	Yeah, so I think, but to kind of try to take your question a bit more seriously, if there was like a robotic sex doll that could, artificial intelligence that could take care of itself, clean itself, give me.
	Cat kitty?
	What's that?
	Cat genie sex doll.
	Cat genie?
	Who's that?
	Cat genie.
	It's like the litter box that cleans itself.
	Yeah, like if it's, you know, self-cleaning.
	Coming in the future.
	Oh, for sure.
	For sure.
	Yeah, I would.
	Yeah, I would.
	I would, sure, why not?
	I reckon the real thing's better, but.
	So you're like, yeah, but you never know yet.
	Yeah, no, give it 20 years, though.
	I'm fucking down for the sex robots.
	There's a joke in Archer two words: vibrating pussy.
	You know what?
	I don't find the vibrating appealing.
	I don't think I would like.
	Okay.
	Do you want to come in on this?
	Would you get with a sex robot?
	I would, but it's not like something like I'm looking forward to, just to say that I have.
	Because I am curious, but I don't think it will be, you know, better than the real thing.
	Brandon.
	I'd beat it down with a baseball bat.
	Rage Against the Machine.
	Rage Against the Machine.
	There you go.
	There you go.
	Brian.
	I would dismantle it.
	If it was given to me for free, I would at least try it and go from there, but I'm not going to go out of my way to buy one.
	I can use pillows and a knockoff flashlight just fine.
	Brandon, wow.
	By the way, Brandon, I'm pretty sure that's how the Matrix started.
	A knockoff flashlight?
	No, just flashlight.
	No.
	So I don't know if anybody's seen the animatrix, but they go into the origins of how the machines came about.
	And basically, the humans were at war with the machines.
	And the humans were fucking up the sex robots, basically.
	Basically, I'm taking some poetic liberty on that one.
	If you can fuck a doll or a robot and get off on it, you have no soul.
	Period.
	Or you have no inner essence.
	Not a robot.
	If you can get off on that, you can get off on a fucking rock.
	I've seen what people get off.
	A tree, a cushion.
	I mean, honestly, people can.
	He is a bro.
	What power to people that can enjoy that?
	Me personally, I'll hit it with a bat.
	Well, okay.
	I don't know if the girls want to come in on this one.
	Would you get with us a sex robot?
	Okay, but like a female sex robot?
	It could be a male robot.
	Are we talking about that?
	But you're doing most of the movement.
	If it's a boy robot, is it like doing all the movements?
	No, it's a full-on robot.
	Get a bounce.
	Get about no, it's a full-on robot.
	They can.
	Oh, you can program.
	And it's not even just sex.
	They can provide companionship.
	They can cuddle with you.
	I don't want those other things.
	I don't want to grow emotional attachment to my sex robot.
	Bring up.
	You can function just as the sex robot.
	That's fine.
	I don't want to communicate.
	That's what I want a man for.
	Like, I don't want that from my sex robot.
	What about in the future you can't tell if it's a sex robot or a person?
	I don't want to do that one.
	Good point.
	Good point.
	Isn't that just do Android stream of electric sheep?
	I'm actually really happy that you gave us the Matrix background because I recently re-watched the series and I was like going into the whys and hows and like, so it's good to know about that.
	Have you seen The Animatrix?
	Nope, I have not.
	Okay, watch The Animatrix.
	It gives you some.
	I will.
	Yeah, it's really good.
	It's really good.
	Better than the new movie?
	Well, the Matrix 4 was Matrix 4 was dog shit That being said.
	That being said, I'm terrified when I'm down on La Bray and I see those little wheeled machines driving food.
	I don't like it one bit.
	I don't trust it.
	Not for me.
	That being said.
	The what?
	I wonder what they're like little pussy robots.
	They have like googly eyes.
	No, I have so much.
	They're like basically a cart that drives itself.
	So it's like Advaita, they're testing in West Hollywood.
	And then they have googly eyes and names, which is really weird.
	That being said, when I say sex robot, I mean humanoid-looking like that.
	I would, but I still wouldn't trust the technology.
	I would rather have it be limp and I get to do my own shit on it.
	Okay.
	Tamara.
	I speak for people, not myself, but personally, I think I know people who actually do have sex toys.
	So I do think it's a, why not have a full companionship embody?
	Me personally, no, I want the real thing.
	The real thing.
	Like all of that.
	You know, I want, but you know something?
	I get what you're saying.
	I like, I know, mix, you know, how guys' ego is like when they make a girl like calm or orgasm.
	I think what's a real good turn on is like limp to heart.
	I think that's a turn on for me.
	Just like the fact that that it is like limp to heart.
	Like, so I get it.
	But I don't want it's a process.
	Yeah, I don't want it limp though, but limp to heart is it, that's a, you know, that's something I look forward to when I get married.
	Who do you guys think is going to adapt better to the coming sex robots?
	Men or women?
	Oh, men.
	Men.
	I feel like it's going to be more men are going to spend money on it because women, they already have this, what is it called?
	Like I see a lot of people talk about the Roller Rose thing.
	It's like, it's a sex toy now in the day.
	It's a vibrator.
	No, it's called, yeah, it's a fiber, but it's like something that I heard, it's very popular now.
	It's like a rose or something like that.
	Oh, that's what it does.
	Okay, no, there's a lot of people.
	I think women are going to buy them all the time.
	But I think men would be more invested because it's a lot of men, they like buy an expensive car, so why not like a sex robot?
	I don't want to get advertised.
	Not like someone's going to be like, hey, you want to check out Kiki?
	You never know.
	I got a diamond-encrusted Kiki.
	Is the objection to make sex more accessible and technology's just being kinder to humans, or is it actually trying to phase out the actual act of sex and the want for real sex?
	He's against that.
	So populations get smaller, people, you know, you know, I mean, I don't know.
	I mean, do you really think they're creating these to cater to the bountiful options for people to have more sexual preferences?
	I don't think so.
	I think they're being more nefarious.
	I think it's intentional.
	Extremely nefarious, extremely, I mean, everything else that's going on is pointing in that same direction.
	You know?
	So much talk about population.
	I think it's probably going to be a purely financial for financial gain.
	I don't think that there's a conspiracy for it, but I do think, Brandon, that the end result, whether it's a conspiracy or not, I mean, It's going to have some negative consequences, I think, in terms of relationships between the genders.
	People still watch porn and get off on porn, and it's fine, but they still want a real partner.
	They're just mimicking the actual.
	So you can have all the sex robot love you want.
	It's never going to compare to the real thing.
	But it should affect expectations.
	Think about how porn has affected expectations.
	Think about the therapy you need screwing a mannequin for three years and then trying to get with somebody real.
	I mean, oh, yeah, no, it's just going to be like porn, but worse.
	Well, you know, you could, it might actually be the case that people, when they, and this might sound crazy, when they partner up with a robot, they actually have a more fulfilling relationship with a robot than with a real person.
	Now, that's what I think is going to be scary, and I think that's coming.
	Because the thing is, like, yes, you know, it's not real, but, like, the same thing happens with porn.
	Like, you know, it's not real, but your lower brain functions don't care.
	Yes.
	I get what you're saying.
	So, Tamara, final thought or question for the panel.
	My final thought, or actually, question is, are you guys going to get together?
	Like, this has been a very like them two.
	We should hang out sometimes.
	Wait, has there been a.
	It's been a mute.
	You haven't seen that spark that they've been on yet?
	It's been a moment.
	Yeah, I definitely see it a little bit.
	It's all the way there.
	This is a matchmaking show now.
	This is.
	Oh, my God.
	It's damn good.
	Jane's always agreeing with him.
	And he's just after the ending.
	If you saw his eyes, his eyes went straight to cat.
	You saw it?
	I saw it.
	You're kind of putting her on the spot, though.
	I mean, I don't.
	Thoughts?
	T-H-O-T-S.
	T-H-U-P-T-T-H-O-U-G-H.
	So your final question is.
	Are you guys going to connect after this?
	And, you know.
	We should hang out sometime.
	I think that's the answer.
	Okay.
	All right.
	There it is.
	I'll give you an update.
	All right, guys.
	See, this is why you should come on the show.
	You're brony.
	You can meet a cat lady.
	I mean, it's.
	I mean, furries and magical, very similar.
	Indeed.
	Okay.
	Do you have a final thought or question?
	Well, I just want to say thank you for everyone being here and like doing this.
	I know we all have different opinions on different things.
	And I think that's an important thing to realize that people have different opinions and can sit down and have a conversation about it.
	I think too often we have a lot of censorship in media right now.
	You say something that's on your mind and you just get shut down immediately.
	I mean, we all watch this Andrew Tate guy and I don't agree with it.
	I don't, you know, but he might be a fun guy to hang out.
	You know, I have no idea.
	This is the first time I heard of him.
	You know, first impressions aren't everything.
	And follow Magic Nows.
	We are a cat-inspired cannabis company.
	We're all cat people that run the company and we want more cat people to smoke weed because that's what we do.
	We smoke weed, hang out with cats and dance a little bit.
	Are you just baked right now?
	I wish I was baked.
	I didn't step out for a smoke break at all and I didn't have an edible or anything.
	So I need a little cat in it myself.
	Yeah, yeah, we got the treats.
	Thanks.
	I guess the final thing I would say is everyone has different perspectives on dating and you just need to communicate with each other.
	Everyone has their boundaries.
	You just respect their boundaries and that's a Kiki, final thought?
	Can I be here?
	Okay, Brian, final thought.
	So first of all, I agree.
	Everyone here has been really nice.
	It's cool.
	Y'all are cool, and I hope you have a great day.
	And I hope all the viewers have a great day.
	And I hope Brian has a great day.
	Speaking of, we have had multiple requests in the chat.
	Brian, you never gave us your body count, apparently.
	That's true.
	What is it?
	Yeah, that's true.
	I'm a man of God.
	I'm a very discreet individual.
	That is just not something that I disclose.
	He can dish it, but he can't take it.
	Yeah.
	What can I say?
	Can he take it?
	That's like most people with pegging.
	He might be able to take it.
	Probably taking it a lot.
	You fucking hypocrite.
	Yeah.
	Brandon.
	I love diversity.
	I respect and appreciate everyone that came on today.
	I mean, I'm grounded in my own ways, and I'm, but I appreciate diversity, and it's an honor and a privilege to shoot the shit with all of you.
	Yeah.
	It's been an honor.
	Yeah, you know, just piggyback off of what Lady Clacker said and Brandon.
	Thanks for everyone being respectful.
	You know, it's hard coming out being yourself, especially talking about your body count and who you've had sex with.
	So things are being cool, guys.
	Okay.
	We're not going to wrap up quite yet, probably in about five, ten minutes.
	Just have a few little things to go over.
	So some people in the chat are mentioning about Andrew Tate.
	I haven't watched his reveal, but someone was saying that he was saying, oh, can anyone confirm or deny?
	Because I saw some comments.
	People were saying, oh, you know, he was saying it's all an act.
	I hope he doesn't say that because I mean, he needs to own up to him being controversial.
	Like, it'd be a pretty big cope to say, you know what?
	I was just joking about everything I said.
	It was just an act.
	I think that would be a bad way to go out, but I'm not sure if that's what he said.
	But I don't know if you guys in the chat can let us know, like, kind of what.
	Oh, Mike Davis.
	Oh, my God.
	Is he here?
	Okay, we got to keep going for Mike Davis.
	Mike Day Davis.
	Mike Davis.
	Oh, and Paisley's walking off.
	Mike Davis is coming.
	I don't see anyone with the name Mike Davis.
	Where are you seeing that?
	He's here in spirit, all right?
	Yeah, I'm waiting for it to pull up on the stream yard.
	But Mike Davis, what's up, man?
	I'll pull that up in just a sec.
	So, Anusagi Akimbo, thank you for joining, man.
	Did you just join Usagi or you just here?
	I asked for a range.
	Yeah, you're letting the people down, Brian.
	Give them what they want.
	They want it too.
	Oh, we got into that team.
	Yeah.
	Where's I see it?
	Wow, Mike Davis got money.
	All right, here we go.
	Mike Davis.
	Yo, just tuning in.
	Mike Davis, thank you for this $20 super chat.
	I hope some of y'all have been keeping these females in check for me and tell Brandon I still want that vitamin D. Mike Davis, can you write in the chat?
	It doesn't have to be a super chat.
	We're inviting you to come to Santa Barbara.
	Come be on the podcast.
	Come be part of the panel.
	We want you on.
	Let us know if you're down.
	Brandon, do you have a response to Mr. Mike Davis?
	No.
	Oh, come on.
	You got more than that.
	You got more than that, Brandon.
	What do you want me to say to that, bro?
	Vitamin D, come on.
	He wants to say maybe.
	Damned if I do and damned if I don't.
	So no.
	I take it to euphemism for something.
	Yeah, you could say that.
	You could say, dude, Mike Davis, you missed out.
	We were hoping I brought on a group of degenerates here.
	No offense.
	Absolute degenerates.
	Absolute degenerates.
	And you were gone, Mike Davis.
	This panel was for you.
	There's a cat.
	So we'll hang out a little bit for Mike Davis.
	We'll chat with Mike Davis.
	Mike Davis.
	Wow.
	Who recorded that?
	Let's see.
	Yo, Mike Davis.
	Let us know in the chat if you're down to come on the show, Santa Barbara.
	Come.
	It's beautiful here.
	Thanks so much here.
	And also, Mike Davis, where do you live, man?
	Let's get you to San Barbara.
	What's your attitude?
	Yeah, I mean, he said Burger King.
	Social.
	Burger King, BK.
	IP.
	So, BK.
	Come on.
	Anyways.
	Mike Davis, good to see you, man.
	Good to see you.
	And did we miss a super chat or are we, what, why are you pulling that up, Chris?
	What do you.
	Oh, there we go.
	Oh, okay, so we can see that.
	Wait, we got.
	Didn't we get some other super chats, Chris?
	I don't.
	I think we've gone through them all.
	There was Mike Davis and then the guy asking about Brian's political views.
	You have such a radio voice, Chris.
	I never realized.
	He has a very sonorous voice.
	Are you ever going to bring Chris on?
	Yeah.
	If we can get someone to be on the ones and twos, then definitely.
	I'll get someone for the ones and twos if you get Chris on.
	Yeah, so.
	Mike Davis.
	You know, I was actually.
	Yeah.
	Mike Davis, what's your body count?
	Vitamin D. Vitamin D. You know, I was actually hoping that there would be a bit more disagreement on this panel.
	You guys were too agreeable.
	I had to say that.
	Y'all were just too agreeable.
	Degenerates don't have a lot of discord.
	Did you think it was degenerates?
	Yeah.
	The more controversial you are in your preferences, I feel like you're more open to accepting other people.
	So the weirder people get, the more they're like open.
	You're going to get someone super normal.
	They're going to have really defined opinions.
	And no wrong answers.
	Yeah.
	Do whatever you want to do.
	You asked for freaks.
	You got that.
	I guess so.
	Yeah.
	So is Mike Mike Davis?
	Come on, bro.
	Wait, do the sound again, please?
	Oh, no.
	The Mike Davis sound.
	There's a Mike.
	I didn't know there was a Mike Davis sounding.
	You missed it?
	I don't know if that's just Chris talking.
	No, that's like a special.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's not even a clip.
	It's just him.
	That's a voiceover.
	It's just me feeling at the moment right now.
	Could you do a live one?
	Okay, here's the thing.
	You guys were just too nice.
	We need to argue about it.
	Why do you want to argue about it?
	We need to have some debate.
	Oh, I got one.
	I got one.
	I got one.
	Okay, well.
	I think more guys should pee sitting down.
	I do.
	Agreed.
	Agreed.
	Are you trolling?
	I feel like you're just going to be able to do it.
	I never thought about that.
	I had a boyfriend for a long time that did that.
	When you are incarcerated to respectfully piss amongst your celli, to avoid the splash of urine and toilet water, you do sit down on your boxers, slip your shit out between the little convenience slot, and piss sitting down.
	That is something the grown-ass men killers do in state prison, California, as far as I know.
	They sit down to piss when they have a celli because it's respectful, noise-wise, splash-wise.
	You don't got to wipe the seat for nothing.
	So not a bad idea for those reasons, but out here in the streets, how are you going to squat on a urinal?
	Wait, but when you're out in the streets?
	I'm talking about like in the home.
	Have you carried those same behaviors to this day?
	When I first got out, I was sitting down.
	Like, why would I piss all over, you know, sister's toilet seat?
	I just sit down there and make it more convenient.
	But you get out of that quick.
	So if you are in the prison, if you're in prison and someone's standing up and pissing, is Wayne Brady going to have a sound?
	I had a guy move in when I was in county jail, not this county, county over.
	And he came in with all his bedroll.
	He had a piss real quick, stood up, pissed.
	As soon as he was done, washing his hands when he turned around, hey, bro, can we have a talk real quick about taking a piss, standing up?
	Would you mind sitting down and to avoid the splash?
	Your piss wiping on the toilet seat when you're done, wasting toilet paper.
	I mean, it's just different locked up.
	For respect reasons and cleanliness, sitting down pissing when locked up is a courtesy shared amongst people that know how to do time correctly.
	Interesting.
	Still isn't an argument.
	It's still just like a nice thing.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So here, I think I got it.
	So do you think in order to achieve that that we should remove urinals from bathrooms?
	You can keep the urinals.
	I'm just talking about when you're at home.
	You know, like if you live with someone, like if you live with a bunch of girls, you know, like put your toilet seat down.
	You know, if you're going to wipe and clean up after yourself, then yeah, stand up, do it.
	You know, even if you wipe, you're just smearing piss.
	Unless you're going to incorporate like spray, vinegar, water.
	This is where the argument begins right here.
	It's not deserted.
	It's curly.
	That's not it.
	For the next person to sit down, they get, you know.
	Yeah, so it's better to sit.
	I have a question.
	It's very, it's very sexual or whatever.
	Okay.
	So I'm listening to men, and it looks like that's an etiquette that men wipe their penises after they pee.
	What?
	What?
	Yes.
	But there are some men who don't wipe their penises after they pee and then you want a girl give them shake.
	Oh, you shake.
	Okay.
	It depends on context.
	Like, if they accidentally get pee all over it, then yeah, wipe down.
	Do you guys wipe or do you guys shake?
	Every single time after I pee, I always run my dick under the sink.
	Yeah.
	Margaret is prepared.
	He said, anybody, equality, I want to be clean.
	I'm ready.
	Sometimes I like when it dribbles down my leg.
	Oh, really?
	It's comforting.
	Honestly, that's the sweetest thing we've heard from you.
	See, cleanliness.
	And girls, see, some men like, and men that do that are the men who like head, and then you don't even clean it.
	And you want to put it in the girl's mouth.
	You can clean it before.
	How would you know?
	Because I'm just, because listen to the etiquette of it.
	But it's like such a little amount of shower before you do oral shit.
	You're married.
	Just a minimal, a minimal three-shake jiggle and button up.
	But you said you wipe.
	So I was like, no, I'm talking, I never take toilet paper and wipe my dick after I piss.
	I'm talking about people that piss on a toilet seat and then go wipe it off like they just cleaned it when really they just smeared it on the toilet seat for the next person to sit down.
	So men don't wipe their dicks after they pee?
	I do.
	That's a thing.
	Marcia, are you washing your dick in public sink?
	No, no public thing.
	I can probably take a shower because that's, I mean, depending on the context, because yeah, you want it cleaner for someone sucking it than you do for just like day-to-day living.
	Doesn't piss come out sterile anyway?
	It is.
	It is.
	Yeah, but piss in your pants, like if it dries on your boxers, it smells.
	You smell peepee.
	That's why you change.
	You got to drink a lot of water.
	Thank you for reminding me.
	I need to drink water.
	However, because I do not use toilet paper or a wipe it or whatever after I piss, I'm still very clean.
	Just want to make that clear.
	Ladies, you hear the comments.
	You hear the comments.
	I think my fate isn't.
	I don't want to wash down today.
	It's not going to post any spicy in it.
	I'm a patient pisser.
	I wait until I'm done before I button up.
	Wait, did we get another one?
	Do you guys like.
	Go ahead, go ahead.
	When you pee, do you like spell stuff out?
	I heard that's a things.
	In the snow?
	Why wouldn't I?
	It sounds like it's fine.
	See, I know what you're freaky about.
	Oh, you're into some like water sports.
	Water sports.
	Water sports.
	Golden shower.
	No.
	Okay, like, I'm not going to lie.
	When I get married, it's going down.
	Like, I got some ideas when I get married.
	It was the 10-year break that really gave her that.
	I like, okay, when I get married, when I get married, I like to have sex on a new beach for sure.
	Cute.
	Okay.
	Right down the road right here in Goleto.
	And then I heard about bouncing.
	I didn't want sex, so I want that when I get married.
	I have like a list of things that I want to do with my husband.
	You have like a rape fetish?
	Like you want yourself to be able to do that.
	So many fetishes.
	Like mock rape you're not going to be able to do it.
	No, sensual non-confidential.
	Let's call it CNC.
	CNC.
	CNC.
	Some people are into that.
	I don't think I have any kinks.
	I don't have any kinks and just things that I want to do.
	Like I want to, yeah, yes, and things like, you know, how as a single woman and as a woman that desires marriage, you know, I'm around the house when I'm around my apartment, my place.
	I just, there's places, you know, I want to go a kitchen counter.
	Just explore with vanilla stuff non-vanilla.
	I don't, I'm not going to lie.
	Depends on who my partner is.
	I'm like, I'm, and I'm married.
	I'm open.
	Like, it depends.
	And there's some stuff I will not do.
	This is only happening with.
	This is only happening with a married partner.
	This is only happening with a married partner.
	Because remember, I'm.
	We have a super chat here from Mr. Mike Davis.
	Thank you for the $10 super chat, Mike Davis.
	Very much appreciate your support week after week.
	Appreciate you, Brian, but I'm a business owner, no cap, and have no time anytime soon to fly across the country.
	I'll fly Brandon out here first.
	Can you put it on?
	Okay.
	Loot out.
	I'll fly Brandon out here first class, though.
	Fly you out.
	Brennan.
	Come on.
	You want to see the world?
	So we have St. Jude's Charity going on, Mr. Mike Davis.
	If you can donate, you know.
	Throw a figure out there.
	Wait, how much?
	I might consider going to New York.
	I don't know if I'll actually meet you, but I'll definitely take a free trip to New York, maybe.
	Round trip.
	Saying get taken right at the end.
	It's got to be for a good nonprofit.
	It's got to be for a good cause.
	I'm not going to make an ass out of myself for nothing.
	That's a good question.
	Go to Coney Island, ride the cycling.
	What the hell is that?
	It's a roller coaster in Coney Island.
	It's famous.
	It's one of the oldest roller coasters in the world.
	I rode the Superman at Magic Mountain, and that was it.
	All right, I think, Chris, can you lower the volume just a little bit for the top 40?
	Front to back, by the way.
	I rode the Superman at Magic Mountain.
	You got to.
	Yeah, that's front to back.
	Well, maybe a little last-minute debate.
	Is there anything else?
	What do you want about?
	She said, okay, that one, I feel like.
	I feel like we're all going to say fuck cops.
	Who likes cops?
	Not anymore.
	Oh, Jesus.
	I don't think anybody at this table.
	Okay, well, here's police.
	Would you hate fuck a cop?
	Will you hate FFOP?
	I have.
	You know what?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	I have this to say.
	There was a girl who was supposed to be on the show who is a law enforcement officer.
	She was supposed to be here today, but she flaked like two hours before she was going to cop.
	She's a little cutie, though, Brandon.
	I'll hate her.
	But she flaked last minute.
	So I'm kind of leaning towards, you know, what I'm saying?
	Like, fuck them.
	But because she flaked.
	But, okay.
	We need law and order, right?
	No, I was going to say, like, we need law enforcement.
	Law and order, and we need her to show up with her cuffs.
	Oh, shit.
	Wait, is that what you want?
	Oh, shit.
	Wait.
	I don't mind cuffs.
	Yeah.
	As long as I have the keys.
	All right.
	Let me try to stir this for five minutes around.
	I'm trying his day on the whole.
	I like total strangers.
	You got it.
	I'm going to try to stir this, and if it doesn't work, let's see.
	How do you guys feel about water?
	Okay, shut up, Chris.
	Love it.
	Water.
	You can't die without it.
	Okay, body count matters.
	We don't want to wife up the town bicycle.
	Anything?
	Guys, I'm trying to.
	I feel like you got to do better.
	This is a good idea.
	Chris, can you ask something crazy, please?
	Chris, I know you can do it.
	You're asking me.
	You can piss people off.
	Chris, tell us about that date you were talking about on the ride over.
	Beyonce sucks.
	She sucks in Beyoncé.
	Pineapple goes on pizza.
	Okay, that pissed me off.
	Okay, yes, it's great.
	There you go.
	The cheese and how daring.
	Fucking tiny cheese.
	Oh my god, cute!
	Does not go with salty, cheesy pizza.
	How dare you put a pineapple?
	Brandon, are you gonna do that?
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Mike Davis with the $10 Super Chat.
	I got a great cause.
	Let's do the LGBTQ parade, Brandon.
	I'm a big your outfit.
	Any response, Brandon?
	Mike, if you only knew how not gay I was, you wouldn't even waste your time with comments like that, brother.
	No femboy, Brandon.
	No, no, I respect all people because I'm down to earth like that, and I'm real, and everyone's different.
	Everyone's got different programming, and I respect it.
	But sorry, bro.
	What's really interesting is the people that he can talk, like, fly out.
	It's like right here, and he's like going straight for Brandon.
	That's well, you know what?
	I actually do think that Mike Davis Mike Davis, I think, has a preference for born-again Christian.
	You think?
	Wait, is Mike Davis gay?
	What?
	Yeah.
	No, Mike Davis with everything.
	No, I think he's just fine.
	He's living his life.
	He kicked open the closet door hard last week.
	I think he's crazy because you're like the most.
	He stormed out of the closet like, boom.
	Hit you in the face.
	I would just say he's the most normie.
	Yeah.
	I don't.
	Well, as far as like, like, really.
	Well, I don't.
	Okay.
	Like, we're all weird.
	I would say Paisley was.
	But you come off as more normal.
	No.
	I've mastered the art of weird.
	I think secretly the weirdest one is Brian, and I mean our host, not Brian.
	He really found us buying the visually.
	In his world, Brian is normal.
	Oh, I have a question.
	I'm sorry.
	I have a question for everyone.
	This is maybe anyone.
	Go ahead, go ahead.
	Has anyone ever met someone who has a black market organ?
	The fuck?
	You know how people sell their kidney?
	I don't think they, I think, can they say that?
	Can he say that?
	I mean, if I got a black market kidney, I'd be telling my kids.
	I know someone who got an organ in a way that was purchased.
	Like a pipe organ?
	No, like a body.
	Like a body, like a heart kidney as a transplant.
	Yes, like a early organ.
	I got an idea.
	I got an idea here.
	Feminism is cancer.
	Oh my God, we know where you're going with this one.
	Try it.
	Anybody?
	I don't want to do the patriarchy thing.
	I don't want to do the myth one.
	Can we troll harder?
	Paisley.
	Oh, my God.
	Okay, who here identifies as a feminist?
	Jesus.
	It's all my answers.
	Okay.
	Paisley, do you identify as a feminist, yes or no?
	What's the definition?
	It changes every day.
	Modern CNN political feminism.
	I don't think so.
	I don't even know what that means.
	Feminism coming off of media.
	I just heard CNN.
	I guess one definition, supposedly, allegedly, is equality between the genders.
	Now, I think that's bullshit.
	Feminism is women's advocacy.
	I don't think feminism is about equality.
	I believe it's about women's advocacy.
	They will fight for equality when it benefits women, but when there is no benefit to be reaped, even if it means equality, they will not fight for it.
	That is my sense of what feminism is.
	That's a pretty gross generalization.
	I think that's a pretty accurate generalization.
	I feel like people relabel things over time.
	I agree that the system-wise, there's a system where you know some people doing the same exact job, different genders, and they're getting paid differently.
	Yeah, they're getting paid.
	I think that's unfair.
	So that's when I say, okay, I'm a feminist.
	Okay, I think that's unfair.
	I'm a manager and you're a manager.
	And I've been in my job maybe 30 years.
	You just got hired maybe a year and you're getting paid more than me.
	Same credentials look very similar and I'm getting paid less, you getting more.
	I think that's not okay.
	But as far as like, I don't know, I have to be very careful with my views, but that I would say I meant ephemerist and that feminist and that right as far as equality is in the system-wise.
	But as far as like me saying that, you know, I can carry my own groceries.
	I feel like I can independent woman.
	But if I believe a man has a role to play in society within the woman male relationship, but that's my two cents.
	think in this aspect i would go more of a humanist um i think there's a lot of egalitarian You know, I ain't one of them scientifical types, but I would like to say that men go through a lot of the same issues women go through, just in a different way.
	Like body image, they have to look a certain way.
	They have to eat a certain thing.
	They have to act manly.
	You know, you can't get deodorant that says lavender because then all of a sudden, you know, you are a wimp.
	So that being said, it's okay if society just falls apart and ends whichever way it goes.
	I don't know.
	Callista.
	I thought the word is antinatalism.
	That's what you're describing.
	I think I agree with it.
	It just varies.
	Sometimes it's more aggressive, sometimes it's not.
	So in the way that I would like to be equal with other people, yes.
	But in the way that one is superior to the other, no.
	Yeah.
	Okay, Brian, I guess it's going to be a debate between me and you.
	Okay, so I'm trying to remember the words.
	There's like there's a difference between being the same and being equal.
	And obviously men and women on the whole are not the same, but like should they be equal more or less?
	And there are going to be different traditional, you know, there's going to be gender roles and whatnot.
	And I think these can inform us, but they shouldn't define people.
	And that has improved a lot.
	It was only like in the 70s that a woman could get like a bank account without her husband's approval or like no fault divorce, I don't think was even around in some places until the 90s.
	And again, this is, that's just like in America.
	Obviously, there's tons of issues elsewhere.
	So can feminism be toxic?
	Yeah, just like everything else.
	But I think it definitely exists for a reason and there's a lot more work to do.
	But, you know, the other thing is that one, and I don't know if this is true because I don't hang out with like men's right activists, but a lot of times when they like complain about feminism, well, they're not doing a bunch to address male issues either.
	Like, you know, like, don't go into a feminist space complaining about male issues when it's meant to be a feminist space.
	Complain about male issues, you know, literally anywhere that's not specifically designated to be a feminist space.
	What if I told you that feminists have proactively attempted to destroy male spaces?
	And get rid of them.
	It's true.
	Boy Scouts?
	Well, first of all, the Boy Scouts have a lot bigger issues than that.
	Fair enough.
	And I mean, I feel like, again, ultimately, gender is a construct.
	Like, what male and female mean can vary for different people.
	I have something to kind of piggyback on that.
	I run a comedy night called Alley Cats.
	And a lot of dudes come.
	And there's a lot of rape jokes and molestation jokes.
	And I think they're funny.
	There's a lot of women that complain about it.
	And the thing is, you don't know how that person on stage is processing.
	You don't know if that comedian has been raped and that's their part of therapy and how they're going through it.
	You see a white dude making jokes and then it's like, oh, you can't do that.
	You know, but you're going into a comedy show.
	So it's all jokes.
	It's not to be intended to be a speech about that.
	It's a joke.
	And I think that's what's happening to a lot of male safe places, I guess, that what you're saying is that women are going into places to destroy that.
	And that's true, just as men have done that to women for a long time.
	You know, at the end of the day, we just got to focus on being better.
	If we want to survive, if you want to create a society and live forever, you have to be better.
	Well, I do agree with you that there's a war on comedy for sure.
	And we've seen that, you know, people getting upset over jokes.
	We've seen it with Dave Chappelle.
	We've seen it with a variety of comics.
	Donald Trump.
	In general, punch up, don't punch down is like a really good thing.
	You can punch down.
	Right.
	I mean.
	I mean, I guess you can.
	I don't really find it particularly funny.
	But so who, okay, when you say punch down, can you expand on what you mean by that?
	So are women, are men not allowed to joke about women?
	But women are allowed to joke about men.
	They are, but like, don't.
	But isn't that punching down?
	You should just be funny.
	I think if you're not funny, it doesn't work.
	And I feel like the funnier you are, the more you can get away with.
	I don't agree that there's jokes, that things can't be funny.
	I think you can make Holocaust jokes that are funny.
	It doesn't mean you should.
	It's less about is something funny and more about is this the space and the appropriate joke to tell in this space.
	And a lot of people just do jokes for a shock value and cringe factor.
	And like you said, which is not funny.
	Yeah.
	If you make it funny, I'll laugh at a rape joke, but if you just talk about, you know, because I have can we call it grape?
	Grape, yeah.
	Let's call it grapefruit.
	Or SA.
	SN.
	You know, people make jokes like that, and it's not funny just for, you know, to get everyone's attention.
	But, you know, I've laughed at a grape joke here and there.
	It's not something I'm proud of, but it can be funny.
	I agree with Kat, though.
	You don't know how people are processing.
	I know people specifically that actually make jokes about stuff that's very baby sensitive, but it's a part of their processing, allowing that space.
	I know people talk about, you know, suicide or different things like that because they actually were in that space and laughter allowed them to.
	It was therapy to them.
	So it is true.
	You don't know how people process stuff.
	I think, you know, content warnings, as much as people make fun of them, I think they are important for stuff like that.
	Do you need a content warning talking about grilled cheese sandwiches?
	Probably not.
	Do you need a content warning talking about grape or suicide?
	Probably.
	I think that's a good thing.
	Maybe not in a comedy club where you know you're going in, there's going to be edgy stuff.
	But like, you know, like on a Facebook post, if I'm making a really dark joke, I will add a content warning because people process it different ways and some people might not correct.
	Yeah, they might have a good time.
	I do agree with that.
	Like a content warning.
	But then that's people being responsible, right?
	And so a lot of times people feel like I'm not going to do all that.
	So it's just one of those things of you have to kind of, I know it's kind of hard.
	You have to self-advocate for yourself and be able to process those emotions because no one is responsible for your most yourself.
	Something I'm learning.
	You know, I've been in uncomfortable states where things were happening.
	I was like, that would have been nice if I had a warning, but that's my responsibility to remove myself.
	And sometimes we follow people knowing darn well these are things that are insensitive or, you know, so I agree with you.
	This is America.
	We got free speech.
	Yeah.
	Come on.
	Except for Andrew Tate on YouTube.
	Right.
	But that's a private company.
	They can do that.
	No, but it is a private company, but I do think the concept of freedom of speech, I know that it protects you from negative consequences from the government.
	But freedom of speech transcends what's enshrined in the First Amendment.
	Freedom of speech is a idea, a concept that should be valued on a social and cultural level beyond just the privileges and rights that have been given to us by the First Amendment.
	Well, because the Constitution isn't an end-all-be-all of morality.
	So, 100%.
	I mean, they are a corporation that they are free to moderate how they choose, and if they want to ban someone, they can.
	But we should be having a discussion of, well, why is the social climate as such that that's happening?
	And should people be deplatformed or banned?
	And it's an extremely complex question.
	The gray areas of life are usually where these discussions are happening because, I mean, there are places that are fairly black and white.
	Most people are not going to disagree that someone shouldn't be on, say, YouTube spreading just blatant Nazi propaganda.
	But there's some folks who do think that's okay.
	And it's just the close, the more controversial you get, the more people are going to agree.
	And then, so Andrew Tate's someone who falls in that gray area where there is a lot of disagreement about should this be allowed, should this be not, under what circumstances, etc.
	So, can we not all agree that Bob Marley, the legend, the Bob Marley, was very for the people, anti-political, anti-establishment.
	He was grassroots back in the day.
	Like real talk, right?
	Well, one of Bob Marley's best sayings he says more than once in a couple of his songs was down with isms and schisms.
	Anything that has an ism at the end of it or a schism is something that came from the people the government trounced on, flipped it around, made it this, this, and that, and then represented it back to the people to run with so they could basically crash dummy themselves, trip over their own laces politically, and have a whole lot of loud banter and rioting and protesting, but go absolutely nowhere but inverted self-destruction.
	That comes from Bob Marley.
	So for me personally, anything with an ism or a schism on it, not just because of what Bob Marley said, but just seeing shit for what it is growing up, I agree with them.
	Yeah.
	Okay, we got super chat here from Mr. Sam Az.
	Azam?
	Do you know him?
	I love self-empowered women.
	I just want to say that.
	You like Marley?
	I do.
	Let's smoke it up and listen sometime.
	Wait outside.
	Okay, super chat.
	$20 super chat.
	Bricks in, Brian.
	For the love of God, stop making blanket overgeneralizations that all guys prefer girls with a lower body count.
	That's just not true.
	Neither I nor any of my friends prefer that.
	You got to get out more, bro.
	Touch grass.
	I mean, like which Brian?
	This is the best.
	The one with the eyes.
	So it is a generalization I am making.
	So I'm not saying all guys prefer girls with a lower body count, but I mean.
	Do you just not care?
	Like, I'm just trying to understand.
	Wait, why do you care about someone's body count, though?
	I can list off a couple reasons, but.
	I feel like this one's a good one.
	Yeah, I think it's a good idea.
	I feel like you should tell us.
	You want us to fight?
	I feel like you should tell us.
	Yeah, this guy won't even reveal that.
	Come on.
	So.
	Pussy.
	So.
	No, bitch.
	I mean, the first one is STDs.
	If someone's slept with a lot of people, I think that's a big one.
	They're more likely to have an STD.
	So what if they get checked regularly?
	Have them get tested?
	Okay, so when, let me ask you guys a question.
	Of the people that have sex with a new partner for the first time, do you think the, would you say that more than 50% are getting tested before they're having sex for the first time?
	I would say no.
	I would say most people are hooking up.
	Things are very casual, extremely casual.
	People are meeting at bars, going home fucking that night.
	You think they're getting STD tests.
	So there's, okay, get tested.
	Most people are not getting tested like that.
	Furthermore, in addition to that, in addition to things just being incredibly casual, Jesus, where do I go with this?
	In addition to just being incredibly casual, there's no guarantee that a girl that you sleep with is only sleeping with you.
	She could be sleeping with one, two, three other men.
	You have to assume going in, if you're going on a date with a girl, if you're going to sleep with a girl, that she's fucking somebody else.
	And she might not be honest about it with you.
	You can even ask, you can even be overt about it.
	Hey, are you currently seeing anyone else?
	If she's really into you, and she's sleeping with somebody else, you think she's going to be honest?
	No.
	That just depends on the girl.
	I'm not saying all women would lie, but some women are not going to be forthcoming about the other people that are talking to.
	Same with guys, though.
	Same with guys.
	By the way, I want to make something clear.
	Women are totally free to also have this preference of having someone who's less promiscuous, who has slept with less people.
	That's fair.
	And women can certainly have these exact same concerns that if I sleep with someone who's promiscuous, there could be an STD risk.
	So, you know, STD risks is a big thing.
	And also, if they're sleeping with a bunch of people, you know, there's some STD, even if you do get tested, it could be a false negative, false positive.
	Some STDs take a while to appear.
	Some are more dormant.
	I don't even think they, when you go and get an STD test, they're not doing like a full fucking panel for all the STDs.
	They can.
	They can, but most people are going to do chlamydia, gonorrhea, and maybe HIV.
	I had to get one because the blood plasma donation center gave me a false negative.
	And now I'm no longer allowed to donate ever again.
	It's bullshit.
	Yeah, no.
	So they fucked up.
	God damn it.
	Do those 150 a week.
	Oh my God.
	Where's the line line?
	I'm just pulling this back up just so I can reference it.
	You gotta draw it somewhere.
	That's true of everything I'm like.
	So listen, I think some guys probably don't care, right?
	Some guys maybe don't care because maybe they've never heard or thought that they most men have very low standards, have no preferences, have no boundaries or anything.
	What you're still making a blanket over generalization.
	Or they're just like, I'll worry about it later.
	We'll get a shot of that penicillin later.
	We ain't worried about it.
	A lot of guys are like that.
	Like, ah, fuck it.
	But I mean, you make generalizations about all sorts of things.
	I mean, I would, I don't, again, I want to make it clear.
	I don't think every single man in the entire world cares about body count.
	Some guys don't give a fuck.
	They don't care.
	I think for long-term relationships, most men, and I say most, when I say most, I don't know what percentage breakdown that would be, but I think if you asked most men, I think they would care about a woman's body count.
	So, and besides the STD thing, so they've, and they've done studies on this.
	A woman who's more promiscuous, who's had more sexual partners, is more likely to report relationship dissatisfaction in either a long-term relationship or in a marriage, more likely to, what's it called, more likely to result in the relationship being broken up or divorce.
	They've done studies on this.
	So the higher the body count, the more likely you are to be divorced.
	So there's that.
	That's from women and men, though.
	It's for both, but it does seem to be a bit according to the studies.
	Get a little closer.
	According to the studies, it does seem to have a bigger impact on women.
	The fucking population.
	Yeah, we got another super chat.
	This one's related, so I'll pull it up.
	While he's pulling that up, Stephen, they don't care about what drugs you do as long as you're not injecting stuff with needles.
	That's the one thing they do care about.
	Tomorrow, which I don't do.
	Or she's still here.
	Stephen Krug, $5 super chat.
	High body count equals statistically more likely to foster unstable family, be less committed in a relationship, and end in divorce.
	Sounds like population collapse.
	Stephen Krug with the population collapse.
	Yeah, I mean, it's.
	Stephen, go have like, go be quiverful or whatever and have 18 kids then.
	That's your choice, my dude.
	But yeah, just to continue addressing this thing.
	Let me see if I can pull this back up again.
	Here we go.
	So.
	Yeah.
	You okay?
	I'm fine.
	I love shit shows.
	So I got to get out more, bro.
	I mean, I've spoken to a lot of men on this, Sam.
	And.
	Oh, wait.
	Did he leave another one?
	No, I just left a $1.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Hey, Brian.
	Yeah.
	Thanks for opening it up to us.
	Yeah, that's really sincere.
	We support your opinions.
	Amazing.
	I don't know if you're being facetious.
	No, we're not.
	I don't mean facetious.
	You've had some hard shit happen to you.
	I mean, you're so shitty.
	You're like jaded as fuck.
	Someone gives you a compliment, and you're like, whoa.
	Yeah, what happened?
	Yeah.
	I know you meant it.
	Why does TV fake?
	Wait, what's fake?
	What are you talking about?
	Why would you think we're being facetious?
	Because it's cynical.
	So we have to ask.
	Okay.
	Who heard?
	Look, here, that's the thing.
	Ultimately, society is built on trust, and you can have different levels of trust, but ultimately, you have to have a little bit more of the trust, a little bit more of the hope and the love first to build a better world.
	Okay, let me list off some other reasons why body count matters.
	Let's see.
	I think it's more likely that if someone's well, one, I just simply find it unattractive.
	God, we wish we knew what your body count was.
	I wish so much.
	There's like some commentary.
	Hopefully, he's a very good person.
	It's just.
	It better be fucking hard.
	I grew up in Santa Barbara.
	No, it's just no, it's just simply unattractive if someone's been totally ran through.
	Why?
	I love the ran through.
	I love ran through.
	It's really aggressive, and it sounds more exciting than it actually is.
	But can you like, I want you to viscerally describe to me what ran through.
	Ran through.
	He's imagining beat the fuck up.
	The blue.
	Just like just gangbang.
	It's like a Tom and Jerry setup.
	She never has a balance change.
	Like, always gets fucking out of control down there.
	He got some breadloafs built in now.
	Like, yeah, okay, that's what he's imagining.
	So I figured out why we have this podcast.
	Brian's trying to find a girl with a zero body count.
	He wants a supple version.
	She's got to be 411.
	No.
	She's got to be 411 with a beef curtain.
	Large lady.
	Large.
	Large lady beef.
	Okay, roast beef.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	I take quarrel with that incredibly offensive and egregiously disgusting word you just say it again.
	Say roast beef.
	How dare you say it?
	Bring up your charity again.
	Is that any different than calling a dick a sausage?
	Listen up.
	Oh.
	All labia matter.
	Chris, pull it up.
	People like roast beef.
	Yeah, we.
	Paisley fucking loves Darby's roots.
	She fucking loves it.
	Anybody else like Arby's?
	I've never been to an Arby.
	I don't know.
	Arby's a little weird for me.
	Okay.
	Arby's fast.
	Please donate.
	Please support my nonprofit organization, the American Network Against Labia Placedy.
	So Mike Davis, this is where your money can go.
	Brian, it'll come to you.
	Yeah.
	So that we can combat bigots like this guy here, this AJ, misogynist.
	This misogynist.
	No, he's down for us.
	We all like the snacks.
	I'm a vegetarian, though.
	Tell them you're a misogynist.
	Tell them you're a misogynist.
	Oh, no.
	But how dare you, sir?
	He's a whole lot.
	But listen, it certainly is very unfortunate that women are shamed for their, if they got large labia.
	You hear roasty, Arby's, whispering.
	I have literally broke up with a girl because she had hanging when she would walk and bend over.
	You was visible.
	I'm sorry, Brian.
	Can you link it up?
	No, I mean, she's a beautiful girl, but just the hang, I just me personally if it's not tucked, or if it's got like a weird little bubblegum thing popping out the side, I just can't do it.
	That might be Warts.
	Discriminate, but me personally, it's a turnoff.
	You're the opposite.
	You're like, yeah, bring on the curtain.
	Yeah, he's ready to rumble.
	Does she live in Santa Barbara?
	Does she live in Santa Barbara?
	No.
	He wants to hunt for treasure.
	Shoot.
	Okay.
	She was close to four.
	He doesn't want it to be.
	Brian, I think there's some subreddits that are dedicated to that.
	Let me read this one here.
	Mike Davis with a $5 super chat white bald head is the type of dude to whisper in a stripper's ear.
	You'll have to do that.
	What do you?
	So I have never actually been to a strip club.
	Is today the day?
	No, it's not the day.
	The same reason I don't pay for any OnlyFans.
	Would you like to go tonight?
	No.
	It's a boundary I put for myself.
	I just don't, you know, it's not.
	Obviously, I super support sex workers.
	It's just not something I personally engage in.
	Mike Davis, actually, you said that shit about me like three weeks ago, dude.
	Why are you duplicating?
	We definitely give the same energy, though.
	Might be a bot.
	Mike Davis might be a bot.
	The bot with Bunny.
	Oh, yeah.
	The AI review.
	Never know.
	There's fucking sex robots.
	Why could there not be a sex texture or a sex guy?
	So he started from right here and he's like, yeah, this is what's going on.
	So just on just on the labia thing.
	I also think we should not shame men if they have a small peen.
	Unless they like that shit.
	Whoa.
	Some men do.
	Well, he's trying.
	Men cannot get off on being shamed.
	No, no, no.
	Men.
	They're not in control of their size.
	Weenies.
	They're born that way.
	And I think it's, frankly, awful that men are shamed.
	and it's acceptable it's a it's one of the most it's acceptable it's acceptable How tall are you?
	Six feet.
	There's not much of a correlation.
	Are you trying to?
	No, I'm helping you.
	Like, there's somewhat of a correlation, but let's do the question.
	We need to find some virgins for Brian.
	If anyone knows some young virgins, virgins, thick labia.
	I don't know about small penises.
	No, we can go back to body count.
	We'll go back to body count.
	Small penises, okay?
	If it's really small, you can get surgery for that.
	I mean, you can get surgery for if it's not super small.
	I mean, it's not going to work super well, but it's better than it was.
	Yeah, but again, like, like trans men, for example, sometimes get penises.
	Most, I think, feel like more trans women get surgery than trans men down there.
	You know, not everyone has a huge, like, vagina, and, like, they want someone smaller.
	Sometimes everyone has someone that fits them.
	Plus, tongues.
	Tongues are a thing that exists.
	Toys and such.
	Have you ever thought about raising your own stock, Brian, for marriage?
	What?
	What?
	Like, you know how people, like, yeah.
	Yeah, you raise someone for you to marry so that way they don't have a body count.
	Are you suggesting incest?
	No, I'm more of a grooming.
	This sounds grooming.
	I don't want arranged marriage.
	You meet a family and you're like, hey.
	I think you're so.
	I don't need to date a virgin, but I do have a preference for women with a lower body count.
	If she's got large labia, I'll make an exception.
	So we can get a close.
	Can I just ask real quick, Brian, what goes through your mind when you see a woman, she's laid back, spread eagle, and the labia is just boom?
	Like, what do you think?
	What goes through your mind?
	Like, fuck, yeah.
	Like, yeah, more, yeah, wing it out, girl.
	Like, what's the killer?
	I'm just kidding.
	I'm just curious as a man.
	Because I'm the total opposite, bro.
	If you're serious about that wanting labia thing, I'm 100% serious.
	I'm totally 100%.
	I don't know whether it's genetic or what, but I'm like, no.
	What about you?
	You want a small labia.
	Either way.
	I want no labia.
	I just want a slit.
	That's where I go.
	Oh, Barbie.
	I can't believe I'm actually articulating why this is a preference or like a turn on for me.
	Oh, why you like labias?
	Okay.
	So because he's serious about it.
	I know we can talk about lubricants.
	This is the best part of the podcast so far.
	I want to know more.
	Brian, kick that girl out.
	Which girl?
	Okay, so.
	It's probably me.
	Yeah, maybe a cat lady.
	I got hardly mourning.
	Okay, by the way, guys, we're going to wrap in five minutes.
	Five minutes no.
	Okay, wait, wait, finish up with your labia, please.
	I will answer it.
	It's okay, Brandon.
	I think there's a couple reasons.
	So this might sound crazy.
	Physically, it happens to feel, I think it feels a bit better.
	Okay.
	There's more.
	It's like a little hug.
	And there's lips that grip.
	Okay.
	So they kind of grip.
	I don't know if your lady's sufficiently lip.
	Damn.
	Brian's opening up right now.
	I know.
	Opening those.
	It's really nice.
	We're getting some facts from Brian.
	I want to know why he likes larger labia.
	The feeling, what, it touches your nuts?
	I think it, when you push in, I mean, that might be nice.
	It just feels, it physically feels better.
	I can't precisely articulate, but what part of it are you feeling when you're going in and out?
	If it's like not even, it's this way and that way.
	Yeah, is it like moving around?
	Yeah, but like all emotions going to make it like do some stuff.
	I don't know if I can articulate precisely.
	You have to find someone who can be your demonstration.
	All I'm going to say, all I'm going to say is DM me on Instagram at whatever.
	If you got one, what's up?
	Sponsor us, Arby's.
	You know what?
	I have an Arby shirt somewhere.
	Oh my God, that makes so much sense.
	Wear it next time.
	Yeah.
	Bring the sandwiches on.
	Do a book bump.
	We want to see you with a roast beef sandwich.
	We got, sorry, I don't mean huh?
	Blad and pale?
	Oh, cute.
	With the $5.
	Brian gets hot and heavy when he goes to Arby's facts.
	Okay.
	I have a question.
	Yeah.
	Does anyone have a problem with someone preferring clean-shaven pubic hair or like at least styled versus wild?
	Is it wrong to prefer that?
	No, it's not wrong.
	No, it's not wrong to prefer that.
	I just totally checked.
	It's just pretty.
	Yeah, that's his preference thing.
	I feel like if you're forcing your girl and being like, you're shaming them for being married, that's like not okay.
	But if that's just what you prefer and you communicate it and they're down, then it's cool.
	Yeah.
	As a man, I knew he was a little bit more.
	It's totally cool to have down to the skin down there, like just nice and clean.
	You feel everything a lot more, but it looks kind of weird on a guy when he's shorn down there and he's got armpit hair and he's banging up here.
	I mean, it's where does it end?
	A trim.
	A trim.
	You just want the forest to be managed.
	But it's nice for a guy speaking when it's just smooth and just you feel more.
	I like my bush.
	I want to have an orgasm.
	And if I shave.
	Now?
	No, I'm just saying, if I shave, I'm not going to have an orgasm.
	The hair helps me.
	I think there's too much friction and it's not, there's like a buff or something.
	That's very 85 of you.
	Interesting.
	Nice.
	I've never heard that.
	It's very interesting.
	Yeah, crazy.
	Okay.
	I think we're going to end it there on the bush comment.
	So, yeah, we definitely went a little longer than anticipated.
	We always do.
	So, okay, we're going to wrap up there.
	Mike, you missed it.
	My body count's seven or eight.
	Thank you for tuning in tonight.
	You could have been doing anything else, but you're, oh, oh, right.
	Okay.
	Head snatched.
	You could have been doing anything else, but you're here with me.
	I appreciate that.
	We will be live again Thursday at 7 p.m. Pacific time for our next dating talk show.
	I want to thank the lovely panel for joining us today.
	Thank you very much, guys.
	Thank you.
	Weird is real.
	Yeah, thank you guys for watching, and we will see you next time.

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