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Feb. 2, 2023 - Whatever Podcast
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Dating Talk #12
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Welcome to the whatever Dating Talk podcast.
We're coming to you live from Isla Vista, Santa Barbara County, California, every Tuesday and Thursday at 7 p.m. Pacific.
I am your host, Brian Atlas.
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We're going to have the guests introduce themselves.
So please tell us your name, age, occupation, and or school major, and current relationship status.
Hi, I'm Jasmine.
I'm 19.
I'm a student at UCSB, and I'm majoring in Soch with an applied psych minor, and I'm in a relationship.
Hi, I'm Relia, and I'm 21.
I'm a brand ambassador for alcoholic beverages, and I don't go to school anymore, but I graduated from CC in 2021.
Hello.
Relationship status.
I'm single.
Hello, I'm Rawan.
I'm 21.
I'm a UCSB student studying psych and brain, and I'm single.
Hello, my name is Serena.
I am a student as well.
I study economics at UCSB, and I am single as well.
And for occupations, I just do internships at the moment.
Hi, I'm Missy.
I'm actually in between jobs right now.
So I'm going to be starting my next job next month.
And I'm 36 and I am single.
Oh, I'm Jacob.
I'm 22.
I'm working on becoming a firefighter right now.
I just do wildland firefighting, and I'm single.
Did you say your age, by the way?
Age?
Yeah, I'm 22.
Oh, okay, so I missed it.
Go ahead, Tristan.
Hi, guys.
My name is Tristan.
I'm 21.
I'm a student right now at Santa Barbara City College, and I'm an OnlyFans manager.
No, I'm playing.
I'm playing.
Your girlfriend got into it then.
No, no.
Yeah, a couple of OnlyFans.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah, because...
Okay, anyways.
Sorry, Stephen Krug, we have new alerts, and it threw me off.
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So, Stephen, thank you for becoming a member, man.
Much appreciate it.
Welcome to Tier 1.
I think you're one of our first 10 members, so really appreciate it.
Okay, so just again, really quick show of hands.
Who's single?
Okay, so just Tristan's the only.
Oh, you have a boyfriend.
Yeah.
Okay, got it.
So of those of you who said that you're single, when's the last time that you hooked up with somebody?
I'm thinking it's been a while.
It's been a while.
So like a fortnight ago?
14 days?
Was it like two days ago?
No.
Maybe like a couple weeks ago.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Okay.
On Friday last weekend.
All right.
Appreciate your honesty.
On Saturday, last weekend.
Saturday last weekend.
So Friday and Saturday.
Yeah.
Okay, and you guys are friends, right?
We are.
Okay, so.
So she did it on Friday and told her friends.
She's like, oh, I'm going to do it tomorrow.
Wait.
What?
Eskimo sister situation?
No.
Okay, different guy.
Okay.
Okay.
Miss Platinum.
I don't know.
Like, maybe last week.
Last week.
Maybe.
Okay.
I mean, I just got out of a relationship.
Yeah, so.
Like a week ago, so.
Okay.
So he wasn't faster than going.
What do you think you'll be ready?
Do you think you'll...
I don't know yet.
I mean, I'm just going to let time do its thing.
There you go.
Figure it out.
Did you have a rebound?
No, I did not have a rebound.
No rebound?
Not yet.
It's in the works.
Maybe.
Not sure.
It's in the works.
Okay, wait.
So just a reminder.
So you go to UCSB, graduate from SBCC, both of you, UCSB, and then Tristan.
And sorry, I forget.
Austin?
What?
Jacob.
Sorry, man.
That's so many people.
Jacob, you go to SBCC too, right?
I graduated from there two years ago.
What are you doing now?
Are you at UCSB or?
No, I just do wildland firefighting.
Oh, okay, got it.
But you went to SBCC.
Okay.
And you went to SM, right?
Yeah, yeah, I went to SCP-2000.
I went there too.
Both?
He was my quarterback.
I went to San Marcos for freshman year.
Okay.
We've got some locals, some Santa Barbara locals on the panel.
Yeah, I will too.
So what I wanted to ask, there's a war between UCSB and SBCC.
For those watching, or you're not familiar, UCSB, the University of California, Santa Barbara, and then SBCC, Santa Barbara City College.
You two currently go to UCSB.
You go to UCSB.
Do you look down upon men who go to Santa Barbara City College?
Yes, and I think you should double bag it if you're hooking up with them.
You should wear two condoms if you're hooking up with a guy at SBCC.
Tristan, what's your...
Hell no.
You go to Del Playa?
Those dudes are active as hell.
You go to Del Playa.
I feel like UCSB guys are a lot mustier, a lot dirtier than guys at SBCC.
I don't know why.
That's what I've heard too.
Yeah, that's just from what I've heard.
Because they come from other places that isn't Santa Barbara.
And guys, locals to Santa Barbara are not dirty.
That's a big one.
The local Santa Barbara guys are a lot more likely to be a lot of statement to make at this time.
Thank you.
Well, thank you for the endorsement.
I'm a local from Santa Barbara, so I appreciate your rave review.
So any thoughts on the SBCC guys versus UCSB guys?
I only know UCSB guys.
I've had only creepy experiences with SBCC guys on DP, so.
On DP.
All right.
Well.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you have to answer it too.
When was your last hookup?
I'm a man of God.
I do not.
I did not disclose.
Mr. Labia.
All labia matter.
Okay, and you're in a sorority, right?
Are you able to disclose?
Can you say which sorority you're in?
Yeah, I'm in Alpha Delta Phi.
Is that a good one?
Yeah, it's a good one.
Okay.
Are there tiers, rankings to sororities?
Yeah, there's usually it's like top tier, mid-tier, like bottom tier.
But I feel like here, we're not Alabama Rush, so it's not really like, oh my god, I got into this one.
It's terrible.
Okay.
Rock and roll.
Rock and roll.
Jacob, do you want to clap back?
They've been talking shit about SBCC guys.
You're so quiet.
I don't come out to IV, so I don't really know the guys out here.
He's not on the streets.
He doesn't have time for UCSB.
Yeah, no, I don't have time.
Too busy.
Too busy fighting fires.
Yeah.
On the topic of Greek life, I have a fraternity.
It's called Delta IO the Kappa.
You guys should join.
You got to join through YouTube.
You got to become a member, but you can be part of my fraternity.
We're very exclusive.
Anyways.
Okay.
So, wait, where were we?
Last time hooked up.
Oh, yeah, okay.
We went through that.
Let's see.
Sorry, guys.
I'm pulling this up really quick.
Okay, Chris, so we have a quick article.
That's right.
We have a quick article to react to.
Yep, give me a sec.
And Sam, we're going to get to your super chats after we do a quick article review here.
Okay, so this is an article that was published in The Sun online.
I believe this is an Australian-based thing.
And hold it there, Chris.
So, yeah, stop there.
Stop.
So this nightclub, and I believe it's in Sydney in Australia, they banned staring.
So they'll kick you out of the nightclub if you're staring.
And you have to get verbal consent to stare at someone.
Now, I'm not sure, like, if just taking a quick one-second glance at someone would constitute staring.
But what do you guys think about this?
You know, the panel, I wanted to open it up to the panel.
What do you think?
Is this good?
Is this bad?
What do you think?
You can bring it back, Chris.
I feel like it's creepier to go ask somebody if you can stare at them than just actually staring at them.
Hey, can I please stare at you?
Is it okay if I stare at you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like you would have to come up with a creative way of asking.
Like, I don't know.
You would have to go up to them and be like, you're looking so beautiful, this and that.
I would love to stare at you all day if I could.
Like, convince them to your best.
Creepy vibes.
Yeah, creepy, but, you know, like, how are you going to, I don't even know, honestly, but.
But.
I think it's a bit of overkill to ban staring.
I feel like there's bigger problems to worry about that happen in nightclubs.
I agree.
And also, I feel like I would much rather, like, somebody stare at me than walk up to me and be like, you're so beautiful.
Am I allowed to stare at you?
Because I feel like it's a little weird.
But again, it depends on did they actually ban staring or is there more to it?
I believe they just outright banned staring.
So.
Like, what do you do?
You're like, you go up to the bouncer, like, he's been staring at me.
Kick him out.
Yeah.
Like.
Pretty much.
And I also want to ask, who do you think is this going to most affect?
Men or women?
Men, of course.
Who are going to be the target of the enforcement by the nightclub staff?
100% men.
For sure, men.
What guy is going to be like, that bitch is staring at me.
Nah, how dare?
How dare she?
He'll be flexing.
He'll be telling his boys, hey, that girl's been staring at me all night.
Yeah.
miss platinum thoughts um yeah i think it's creepy for i mean it's creepy when people stare but it's easy just to like turn around and like i just pretend like i don't see them So I'm like unbothered.
But yeah, for someone to be like, hey, can I look at you?
Or I'd be like, go look at my profile.
I feel like that's my, when people are like, send me a picture, I'm like, go look at my page.
You can stare all you want.
Yeah, like, what do you do?
You ask them to stare at him and then walk away and then look at him for a while.
I mean, I wouldn't.
Now they know.
Now they know.
I wouldn't do that personally, but I'm saying like the culture could be different over there.
Where?
In Australia?
Yeah.
I feel like Australians are super chill.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, so it might not be weird to them.
In any culture, that's just weird.
That's just no.
Not really, because my mom is from a different country.
And staring is like saying you're beautiful.
So.
So it's more of a compliment.
Yeah, it's more of a compliment.
Unless it's like for too long and they're like getting weird about it and like following you around or something like that.
But other than that, it's like saying that they're good looking and that it's like not a threat most of the time.
What about a good-looking person in a wheelchair?
How would that be?
Because staring at someone in a wheelchair, right?
I don't know.
What?
I mean, it could go a bunch of different ways.
Yeah, it could.
It depends on what other people around you think or what the person in the wheelchair thinks.
That's all about perspective.
I think it's fucking dumb.
Like, you're really restricting someone's eyeballs from looking at someone.
I mean, I get like full on staring and it's weird, but like, I mean, there's, there's no point to even fucking state that, that you need to go ask for verbal consent before you can, I mean, I'm not saying staring, they should fucking stare, but like, that's fucking weird.
Yeah, definitely.
And I think I certainly agree with you.
It would impact men disproportionately.
And it's just like, it's just a weird pol I who wants to go this club now?
To me, that's just weird.
Anyways, so I have a question.
Oh, okay, Michael.
This match is too normal on time.
You should invite some slow-brained bimbos like Fresh and Finn.
The content writes itself.
Okay, Stephen Krug, thank you for the super chat.
We'll get to that in just a little bit.
We're trying out a new alerts, so that's the new alerts.
We still have the StreamYard functionality here.
Actually, you know what?
While we have it up, we had a few super chats come in before the show.
Let me get those done real quick.
Okay, we had Sam Zam Azam.
$10 Super Chat.
Thank you, Sam.
Don't know about you.
Wait, is this the first one?
But don't know about you, but I'd rather be with someone who's experienced, uninhibited, who has fully explored and embraced their sexuality.
Oh, you know what?
I think I read it out of order.
Sam Azam with the other $10 Super Chat.
To be clear, I never said body count doesn't matter, but why should it only matter at the high end?
Isn't a low body count equally problematic?
Do you not have high expectations in the bedroom?
Well, Sam, thank you for the collective $20 super chat.
Much appreciated.
So Sam, for those on the panel who are curious, he left a super chat, our previous show, kind of roasting me about my body count preferences.
And I don't want to get too into it just because we've covered it, I think, almost every single show.
It just happens to be the case that it comes up.
But yeah, so, I mean, Sam, why should it only matter at the high end?
So, Sam, all right.
If a, for me, I don't know if you like to take, and I'm not saying this to insult you.
I don't know if you're more submissive and you like women to take the lead in bed, but I know what I'm doing, and I could take a girl who's, I'm trying to, I'm trying to paint this in as generous a sense as possible.
But, like, I can lead, so I don't have, I could take someone who's inexperienced, and it can still be great sex for me.
Whether it is for her, I don't know.
But I can have sex, and it's good.
So, this is an argument between inexperienced people and experienced people.
It's basically, I mean, I've, in a few podcasts, we've had the body count discussion come up and how a lot of men prefer, not all men, but most men, if you were to ask them, especially for, I mean, there's different tiers.
So, you'd have like a one-night stand, you'd have a casual hookup, you'd have dating, you'd have a serious relationship, and you'd have marriage.
I think as you continue to go up those tiers, men are going to be more and more selective when it comes to a woman's body count.
So, if you just want to have a one-night stand with a girl, you're probably going to care a bit less.
I think guys would still have a preference for someone who's just not, doesn't have a huge body count.
But as you keep going up, you know, you get into a long-term relationship marriage area, then guys are going to value sexual purity for those sorts of relationships.
Not all men, but I think most men.
Most men aren't going to be honest about it, though, but that's the thing.
So, high expectations in the bedroom.
I don't know what kind of like acrobatic shit you're doing, dude.
Like, I mean, if you want to be more dominant and you lead, like, you can get a girl on your program.
So, I mean, I want to open it up to the panel.
Actually, let me finish off here.
And I'm going to pull up your other one here.
So, he'd rather have someone who's experienced, uninhibited, who has fully explored and embraced their sexuality.
So, Sam, I mean, my question to you is, where do you draw the line?
Because in your previous super chat from last week, that you stated that you and your friends, you don't care.
You don't care what a woman's body count is.
And that's fine.
If that's true, that's fine.
But you're telling me that you date a woman who slept with 200 men?
I mean, I think a lot of guys would take quarrel with that.
So, yeah, man.
But I want to open it up to the panel.
Because why not?
We're talking about body count.
Should body count matter?
Does body count matter?
We'll start here.
No, I don't think it matters.
I haven't asked a single person that I've been with how many people they've been with, as long as they're healthy and they let me know.
Okay.
So if a guy had slept with 100 women before you, not a problem.
Yeah, I would care.
I agree with her.
As long as he's not like STD, dirty dick, you know, for the streets.
As long as he's mine and he's not like sleeping with a bunch of girls at the same time, I'm fine.
Let me reframe the question.
I want to make it two parts.
So do you do you do you think body count should matter and would you take issue with a guy if it mattered to him?
So do you think body count should matter and would you take issue with it that being a guy's preference for having a partner who has a low body count?
We'll start again.
Okay.
You can you already answered one of the parts, so I mean I don't care obviously, but if he cared, then like he doesn't have to be with like me or any other girl if that's like such a big deal for him.
I totally agree with you.
Yeah, I would agree that body count doesn't really matter.
I feel like body count is a social construct and I feel like body count's a social construct.
I mean, but there was actual acts.
So it's not social, it's actually something that happened in reality.
Yeah, it's something that happened, but it shouldn't have a huge say on what kind of person you are.
And I think if you're with someone, it's natural to be curious maybe about how many people they've been with in the past.
But if you have a problem with the amount of people they've been with, then I don't know about that.
I think that's more problematic.
And so the second part of the question, would you take issue with a guy taking issue with someone who's promiscuous or who has a high body count?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, I personally agree.
I don't think body count matters for my personal preference.
So if I'm dating somebody and they have a really high body count, I don't, you know, hold it against them.
For men, I do respect it, but again, if tilt the mic up towards you just a bit.
Perfect, yeah.
I do respect it.
I mean, I'm from Iran, so a lot of men in Iran, obviously, they want to marry virgin women.
So I do think a lot of men, it's a religious thing or whatever.
But if that's their thing, then, you know, a girl who slept with a lot of people, that's just not her girl.
And maybe there's someone for everybody.
And if a guy has a problem, then he's not for girls that have slept with guys, I guess.
Okay.
Miss Platinum?
Oh, Chris, adjust the exposure here.
Go ahead, Miss Platinum.
Yeah, it matters to me.
Body count matters to you.
Yeah, definitely.
In a partner.
Yes.
Okay.
Big time.
Got it.
Or one for four.
I'm one for five.
There we go.
There we go.
Okay.
Jacob, body count should matter.
I mean, personally, in my opinion, you can't really control what a person does in their past.
Yeah, but you have control over whether you want to be with them or not.
Yeah, that's true.
So for you, if a girl was or is promiscuous, is that someone that you would entertain for a long-term serious relationship?
It would just depend on how that person kind of made me feel.
Doesn't really matter.
I mean, if you're clean, you're clean.
So she slept with 200.
She slept with 200 guys before you.
You're number 201.
But see, that's where I'm saying.
So where do you draw the line, though?
Where do you draw the line?
What about is 40 too much for you?
How old are you, by the way?
22.
22.
Okay, so say she's 21.
She slept with 40 guys before you.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Is that still too much?
That's a little bit.
Okay, where is like acceptable for you?
20?
Yeah, probably 20.
20.
I mean, as you get older.
Do you start raising an eyebrow at 20, though?
No.
Okay.
25 though.
As you get older, obviously people are going to be able to.
Yes, it increases.
Yeah.
Okay.
Tristan?
Yeah, I mean, it's kind of like if you're younger and your body count's really high, it's, I mean, I'm not saying it's like a huge, you know, I'm not going to talk to you at all, but like, it's just once the body count reaches a certain number, you know, like you said, maybe mine would be a little lower than 20, I guess.
I guess 20 is a good point.
You know, 20 is a good line, but if it goes to a certain point, I wouldn't, I don't know.
It just, I don't think I would be really interested.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, my big thing is, is that I don't want to be sleeping with a woman while she's sleeping with someone else.
So I don't have, like, obviously when I'm going on a first date with a girl, I don't have an expectation that she's immediately loyal to me.
But like, it is the thought of sleeping with a woman who fucked a guy yesterday.
I don't like that.
She's free to, I want to make something very clear.
A woman is free to do whatever she wants.
If she wants to sleep with 100 men, that's totally fine.
That's her prerogative.
She can do it.
Does that preclude her from having a long-term relationship with me?
Yes.
And that might be a disqualifier for her.
She might be like, I mean, if he has an issue with it, then I'm not going to be with him.
That's totally fine.
And women are totally free to have this preference too.
If a woman has a preference for a man who is not promiscuous or who has a low body count, I think that's totally fine.
So I don't want to, some people who talk about this topic say, eh, it shouldn't, it doesn't care, or it shouldn't matter.
But I think women are more than free to have this exact same preference.
So.
I feel like a lot of women don't really care, though.
I mean, look at that.
That is the thing.
I think there is asymmetry there in terms of what men and women find attractive.
And generally speaking, I think women care less.
There are certainly women that do care, but I think women care less.
Andrew Tate, they banned me everywhere.
Yep.
Rest in peace.
Can we get an F in the chat for our boy, Andrew Tate?
Banned everywhere.
Very sad.
He was going to come on the podcast, but unfortunately, now I was in touch with him via Instagram, but his Instagram's deleted, so I'm out of touch with him.
So anyways.
So, yeah.
Basically, I don't want to be sleeping with a girl who had sex, who's sleeping with another guy.
I don't know.
To me, that's like getting into cock territory.
It's a turnoff.
So.
Can I ask a question?
Yeah, go ahead.
Feel free.
What if it's like in her past, like she had a very dark past, she changed, turned her life around.
She's like, you're perfect girl.
You have so much in common with her.
What about then?
Would you still be like, oh no, you slept with a lot of people when you were like 20, and because of that, you're not relationship material?
What's her body count?
Give me a number.
Let's say 200, that you're so excited.
Fuck, but I don't care.
She could be a Victoria's secret model.
She could have the largest labyrinth in the land.
It ain't happening.
It's a wrap.
You're done.
Where do you draw the line, though?
Because you asked everybody where they draw the line.
It's kind of variable.
Like, age is going to be a factor if she's a bit, you know, if she's a bit older, there's a bit more leeway.
You know, if she's 19, 20, and she's put up 30, 40 bodies, that's a bit of an eyebrow raise for me.
How old are you?
33.
Why would you be dating a 19-year-old?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with that?
I mean, what do you have in common with a 19-year-old that just graduated high school?
What do I have common with a 33-year-old litigation attorney?
I don't know.
I don't.
Maybe you guys could talk about movies in the 80s or something.
I'm actually probably more in tap with people between 19 and 25 than I am in tap with like I mean besides some cultural stuff like music and TV shows that we're on but like but I feel like 19 she's not even older than that she says red for her you to take her to a bar though like I get like that though I don't really well so I don't go to bars or clubs I'd rather masturbate with sandpaper than go to the bottom
Let me address the age thing.
Then I'll have to address the body count thing.
So this is another one that always comes up.
Men are always shamed for their preferences.
Men's preferences are always, almost almost always, met with contempt derision, shaming in one way or another.
Nobody shames women for their preferences, standards and boundaries, but um so just to make something clear um, most of the women like I've dated in the past couple years, I'd say, are between the age of 25 and 34.
In fact, I dated a 45 year old, no younger than 25.
I might have gone on a date with a girl who's 21 at one point, but mostly I'm dating around my age, like 20, mid to late 20s to early 30s.
But well, you girls, what?
What is your perspective on like age gaps?
What do you, what do you guys think?
Because I feel like a lot of women, they prefer like guys that are older.
Right, I think it depends.
Well, let me, let me come in on that.
So do you guys think that guys your age are immature?
Guys our age are your age?
Do you think they're immature for the most part.
So how can you simultaneously hold that position but also shame me for wanting to date someone younger?
If you want to date, I assume you're more attracted to men who are older because they're more mature.
Maybe they're more attractive, maybe they have their shit together, maybe they're more willing to commit to you, whereas these I mean, I don't want to speak for all the men who are younger, but they're for the street.
Streets.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding, guys.
No, but I did want to add to what she said.
What if you already fell in love with the girl and like were in a committed relationship and she lied about it?
And then you found out later.
Would you break up with her?
Also, at what point are you asking her, what's your body count?
At what point am I asking her?
Are you going to go out on the first date and you're like, no?
I'm usually not overt.
I'm not overt about that sort of questioning.
So I wouldn't be like, how many men have you slept with?
I mean, it could somehow come up organically for, you know, on the topic of that.
But I mean, I'd honestly try to suss it out in other ways.
I'd probably ask, like, have you ever done any swinging?
I think threesomes can kind of be a good indicator.
More than threesomes, foursomes can kind of be an indicator of promiscuity.
I feel like a lot of people would lie about that, though.
Yeah, the other thing is, even if you do, even if you are overtly asking, there's no guarantee that they're going to tell you the truth.
So, I mean, age can kind of be an indicator.
Like, you know, if they're a bit older, I mean, you can start making some assumptions.
That's not a guarantee, though.
I think you can, there's like some ways you can kind of suss it out.
You can ask her about her relationship history.
Has she had just no long-term relationships since she's 30?
She's probably for the streets, not going to lie.
No offense, but if you're 30 and you haven't had any long-term relationships, but you've been casually dating, bro, that's got to be above 100, probably.
I'm going to say what if she has a lot of hobbies.
What do you mean, a lot of hobbies?
Like, she keeps herself busy and you know, doesn't sleep around like that.
There's outliers.
There's outliers, sure.
But I mean.
But how are you going to determine that?
Like an outlier from somebody who's not.
It's tough out here.
I mean, there's certain kinds of, does she party a lot?
Does she go to bars a lot?
Does she drink a lot?
So these are kind of other things to kind of suss it out.
So I know this is Santa Barbara is a very, pretty much everyone here is an alcoholic.
So not at the panel, but people fucking drink heavy as fuck in Santa Barbara.
Everyone's at, you know, so especially UCSB, SBCC, very heavy party schools.
So I'm probably not making any fans by saying I'm not a big drinker.
I don't party.
I don't go to bars.
I don't go to clubs.
But yeah, I think someone who's if they frequently partake in nightlife, it can be an indicator that they're a bit more promiscuous.
It's not a guarantee.
But if you're getting fucking tanked three nights a week, I can start making some assumptions.
I could be wrong.
But yeah, there's definitely some ways to tell.
So.
You're giving me the death stare over there.
Jesus, put it on her.
I'm just listening and analyzing.
But so, okay, I addressed body count a little bit, but as far as the age goes, I mean, so you would take quarrel with like a 30-year-old dating a 20-year-old?
I mean, I feel like it depends on the situation.
If somehow miraculously they were to have a lot in common and there was some depth to the relationship, I guess it wouldn't be a big deal.
I don't know.
I feel like there's a fine line between where it's predatory and where it's not.
So it's hard to say.
There's a lot of things that it depends on.
I mean, I reject that entirely.
Any this idea of it being predatory, I absolutely reject it.
I think I agree with her that it depends, but I think it depends on the power plate.
If somebody's a 20-year-old girl, let's say very successful, has her career, has her things together, let's talk about celebrities.
Kylie Jenner.
Her boyfriend, five, six years older than her, I think in that situation is not as predatory because they have a lot in common.
She has her career together.
Wait, so you're saying remove the power that she has from being this business mogul.
A five to six year age gap is predatory.
How old is she?
How old is Kylie?
Well, yes, compare that to a 30 two-year-old man going to a college party, picking up a college girl who doesn't have money and doesn't have anything in common with it.
I'm not saying you.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not trolling her.
I didn't say it was you, but I'm just saying in general, it's different because in that case, it seems like he's just looking for a girl who's, you know, younger, doesn't have money.
He can manipulate.
He can gaslight, you know, all those things.
But again, I think it depends on the circumstances and what they have in common.
So, like, if you would date a YouTuber that's maybe 21 and you have a lot in common, I wouldn't think that's creepy.
But again, if you date a college girl who's 19.
So you think if I were to date a 19-year-old college girl, that would be creepy.
Personally, yes.
Okay.
Why?
Why is it?
Articulate why.
Well, it's just imagine.
Let me ask you.
Let me, I want, you can answer that, but is the reverse also creepy?
So there's this concept of cougars.
So.
Absolutely.
So you think, put it on, Chris.
Put it on center.
Well, I want to hear your perspective because you can come from a different point of view, you know, being 33 years old.
I wish I was 33.
Wait, wait, gosh.
How old are you again?
37?
No, I just turned 36.
36.
Well, different perspective from you, Death.
Okay, but let's ask.
I'm just going to chime in on that.
Would you date a young sister?
That's the only people who ever asked me out.
They're younger guys.
Guys my age don't like, I mean, they do, but I never go out with those audience that often, yeah.
Yeah, no.
Well, you have a kid, too.
I have two.
So you have two kids.
Yeah, so and this is a thing like how you guys were saying, like, the older you get, the body count goes up.
And I feel like, like, with just me looking at my life, when I was young, before I had kids, I was way more dumb and did dumb shit that, you know, I wouldn't do nowadays.
Like, now it's like I have my kids to look, like, think about, and like, that's basically my life.
So I'm not going, putting myself out there in dumb situations that I, you know, when I was single and didn't have no kids, like, you know, whatever.
But now my life is different now.
And now I'm, and I have two boys.
So I'm just like, uh, do you think having children is a big part of like why, you know, you don't really oh, I don't like sleep around anymore.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Because, yeah.
Well, I mean.
Yeah, she said she had a wild past.
No, I didn't say wild, but I mean, you know, there's just, I feel like you grew.
Yeah, I grew up and I had my, I was pregnant at 20.
No, I had him at 21, my first.
Oh, wow.
So, yeah.
But I mean, I was fine with it.
Wait, so you're a cougar is what you're saying.
Yeah.
You'd prefer dating younger men.
What's the youngest?
So you're 36.
Like, what's the youngest guy that you've dated?
Oh, dated?
Hooked up with?
Okay.
I don't know.
Like, like, go on a date?
Wait.
Or, I mean, hooked up.
Talked to them.
Hooked up, talked to, dated, had a relationship with.
What's the biggest age?
I thought you were coming in here as a cougar.
I thought you were a little bit of a double-blinder.
Yeah, well, I mean, because guys ask me out, but they're always younger.
I'm just like, ugh.
And then I'll tell my sister, like, oh, I'm going to go on a date.
And she's like, oh, with who?
And I'm like, oh, this person.
And then you flake on them.
And she's like, they're this age.
And I'm like, well, like, I guess.
They want you.
So is the reverse, do you take quarrel with the reverse?
With this, if you want to put it the exact same ages, again, are you going to shame cougars?
I think.
Are you cougar shaming?
How dare you?
How dare you cougar shame?
I'm standing up for the cougars, cougars, go after those college boys, get them.
Again, I think it depends on the stage of life they're in.
If you're somebody who's in their 30s, a woman with a full-time career, a job, why are you dating a boy that has to do homework till 10 p.m., you know, or has to go to the library to study for his finals?
It's kind of a little weird, you know.
But again, if it's a 20-year-old who has his job, you know, there's nothing wrong with that.
It just depends on what stages of life they're in.
Well, I mean, first off, I would say, heaven forbid a man find a woman who is at her peak physical attractiveness attractive.
So, and I think I was more physically attractive when I was younger.
So there's that.
I mean, there's also when you're younger, you've had fewer sexual partners, and we just talked about it.
I mean, most men, whether you like it or not, value sexual purity in a woman.
Now, don't get me wrong.
I know some 19-year-old girls that have been fucking run through.
They've hooked up with like 100 men.
And I'm not even exaggerating.
Chris knows her.
She's not in the.
Chris doesn't know her in the biblical sense, but he knows who I'm talking about.
And she's been with 100 guys.
But it happens to be the case that someone who's younger has had fewer sexual partners.
Men find that an attractive quality in women.
I feel like that's a big reason why, like, you know, you see older guys, you know, there's a certain point where a girl starts getting older that, you know, she gets hit on a lot less by, you know, by guys, because I feel like the focus is on younger girls, I feel like, for guys, because they want to find, you know, someone who's not, who's less promiscuous, you know?
And the higher chance of them is when they're younger.
And I mean, if I'm going to offend somebody, it's okay, but it happens to be the case that when you're younger, you're more physically attractive.
And I imagine it's not a shocker to you, but men value women's looks.
I know maybe you've heard of this before.
Men care about how a woman's appearance.
So, I mean, not to say that a 30-year-old woman can't be attractive, but I mean, if you compared her at 35 versus 25, when was she more physically attractive?
Can I at least, when was she more physically attractive?
At 35 or 25?
I want to pass it to you guys.
I mean, I want to ask.
Are you guys going to be more attractive?
Let me ask this.
Are you guys more attractive now, or will you be more physically attractive in 10 years?
I believe I will be more attractive in 10 years.
Let's just go ahead.
Are you more attractive now, or will you be more attractive in 10 years?
Maybe now, but if I were to get a lot of work done in 10 years, then plastic surgery.
Yeah, yeah.
Cosmetic enhancements.
Yeah, that's what I meant because when you're older, you have more attention.
Nah, you're going to be, you'll be more attractive now.
Okay, go ahead.
I think it depends on.
That's an endorsement, by the way.
Go ahead.
I think it depends on your jeans, because right now I look so young.
Like, some people tell me I look 15 when I'm 21.
And I remember when my mom was like 40, she looked like she was in her early 25s, you know?
Because she is Polish.
That answered someone's question.
I was looking at the comments.
Okay.
I mean, I think, like, I consider myself pretty attractive right now, but I still have like, I can work out more.
I can do that.
I can, like, change my hair up.
So I can still be attractive in the future.
I'm not saying you're going to be like totally unbearably ugly in 10 years.
I'm just asking in 10 years' time, do you think you will be as attractive as you are now?
Yeah.
So you're not going to age at all in 10 years?
I mean, my mom still gets considered my sister half the time.
Okay, your mom's a babe.
Your mom's a babe, sure.
But I mean, okay, fine, 20 years.
Are you more attractive now or when you in 20 years?
I mean, I think at that point it depends who's asking, because are the guys here going to like me in 20 years?
Probably not.
But if my husband's going to like me in 20 years, then why does it matter?
But I guess from like a...
I'm trying to...
Are you...
What about in 40 years?
In 40 years, probably not.
Okay.
So there's, it's a spectrum, right?
Okay.
So you're more attractive now than you will be in 40 years.
Yeah.
What about 30?
You know, you start getting the, what is it?
The crow's feet coming in, get a little wrinkly, a little sun damage.
I'm, yeah, I've got a little going on.
I'm getting old.
I'm a dinosaur.
Probably not.
I still, like, I want to have self-confidence.
Think I'll look good.
And maybe your ass will get fatter when you're older.
That's what happened to my mom.
So, like, she had bigger boobs and fatter ass.
And everyone was like, Linda, you just got to eat more.
I mean, really.
Sorry.
Oh, did you just dox your real name?
Okay.
Whoops.
Okay, I want to, sorry, I know you wanted to come in on something, but I continued on.
I was just agreeing with her because, I mean, when I say work done, I don't mean like, it doesn't have to be dramatic, but, you know, if I start, for example, a career and I'm older, I would love to get rid of, for example, my dark circles.
You know, things like that, little things that can make improvement.
At the moment, for example, I'm, let's say, working out.
Hopefully in 10 years, I would have a very different body that I'm working towards.
So again, it depends on the person because I've seen plenty of people where they glow up and they look amazing in their 30s.
And in their 20s, they were in college.
They were eating junk food, drinking.
So it really depends on the person, I believe.
Okay.
And you said you're, were you born in Iran?
Yes, I was born in Iran.
Oh, sorry, did that mispronunciation, Iran.
And when did you move to the U.S.?
In 2016.
2016, okay.
How old were you in 2016?
How old was I?
You're asking me to do math?
Fuck.
I mean, minus six, so I was 27.
27, I think.
Okay.
So.
Yeah, no.
So, I mean, the culture there is pretty different.
Definitely.
It's a very conservative country.
It's very conservative, yes.
So.
Do you think they're watching Iran?
Like, they might put a fatwa on you?
I mean, no, I don't think I'm like an important person for them to be monitoring me.
There's plenty of Persian influencers who are not big enough for them to care.
I think they mostly care about Iranian influencers who are very open about I'm Iranian, you know, and I represent them.
So they don't like that because they're like, you don't represent us.
So I think it depends on the person.
By the way, Stephen Krug, thank you for the math in the chat.
Appreciate it.
So I would also just, I just wanted to add, as far as the age thing, so there are some intellectual reasons that guys can come up with for why.
I mean, well, beyond intellectual, there's biological reasons.
I mean, I'd say between the ages of like 18 and 25, I would say for in terms of what the age range that men deem, and they've done studies on this.
This isn't me just talking about out of my ass.
The age range that men find the most physically attractive is between 18 and 25 for women.
And I don't think that's really should be a shocker to you guys.
I mean, unless you've just been fed like 40s, the new 20, you know.
And I think, look, I was more physically attractive when I was younger too.
It's just as you age, you know?
You really think that, though?
Because I feel like woman's range is going to be a lot bigger.
I'm not saying that someone who's between the age of 30, 40, or even going into her mid to late 40s can't be physically attractive.
That's not what I'm saying, but I'm saying peak physical attractiveness.
But do you, like Kim Kardashian, do you think she's more attractive now or when she was 25?
She was more attractive when she was 18 than before all the work.
She really thinks so.
No, first off, BBL.
No, thank you.
Uh-uh.
She got it dissolved.
She got it dissolved.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah, I saw.
She got it all changed up.
You put water on it and it dissolves.
Nah, honestly, so I don't like makeup.
I don't like plastic surgery.
Fake lips don't like it.
Fake tits don't like it.
No offense, Miss Platinum.
No offense.
Just my personal preference.
I don't like, I'm not attracted to women who have fake lips, fake tits, BBL, plastic, any of that.
I like very minimal makeup.
No makeup is fine.
So Kim K, nah.
Yeah.
I don't think she's.
Yeah, and that's your opinion.
I don't think she's physically good right now.
But you keep saying most men and most men would say, no, Kim Kardashian is the hottest woman in the world.
No, Most men are.
Come on now.
She's marketed right now.
Her sex shape was boring and it had so many views.
Why do you think that is?
Well, the plat looks weird.
The tummy tuck looks weird.
The fake tits look weird.
I don't think she's a little bit more.
And that's your opinion, but I don't think it's most men.
Most, if you, okay, well, that's.
We got some guys here.
Tristan.
If you had a choice between a woman who had no plastic surgery, nothing, versus plastic surgery, like full-on, fake tits, fake lips, BBL.
You felt fake boobs because they're hard.
I had an axide.
They're hard.
They're not soft like regular boobs are.
I don't.
I have a problem.
Wait, you had an accident.
No, I mean, just because you got bigger fucking fake ass, bigger fake boobs, I would not prefer that over someone that has latt beauty.
I just wouldn't.
Personally, I feel like, yeah, there's like most men do prefer, you know, like, I guess, more natural women.
Can I add something?
Yes.
Wait, let's get Jacob's take, really take, and then we'll come to you.
Yeah, I agree with Tristan.
Like, I like natural beauty.
What if she was like a cyborg and maybe like, you know, she can like fly around and stuff?
Let's confess.
She's just not my type.
I feel like a lot of men claim to prefer natural beauty, but then the beauty standards that you uphold, most of the time they can't really be achieved naturally.
Can I ask you a question?
Do you wear makeup for men or do you wear it for you?
I wear it for me.
Okay, so that's just the beauty standards, that's all youth.
That's a you thing.
You can't simultaneously say that you wear makeup for you and also say, well, we get plastic surgery to adhere to men's beauty standards.
Most men don't want their girl caking on the makeup.
They don't want plastic surgery.
Most men do not like plastic surgery.
I mean, most men like a fat ass and big boobs.
Yeah, but in a skinny waist.
But see, that's where the beauty standard comes in.
You say naturally, and then there are women who don't have big boobs, don't have a big foot, and feel like they need to get that.
I just want to say one thing.
Solidarity with the women with small boobs.
I don't give a fuck.
Like, I don't care about boobs, really.
Sorry, go ahead.
I just, no, small boobs are.
Tristan, right?
I don't know if I'm going to get in trouble, but I mean, I guess if perforation, I'm on your side with it.
I don't.
That's how I'm going to put it.
Big boobs are nice.
Small boobs are nice.
Don't really care.
Soft boobs are nice.
Okay.
So just to add to the age thing, it's also a biological thing.
It's biologically ingrained for men to like younger women.
And the biological reason is that it comes down to pregnancy.
A woman who's 45, the likelihood, I mean, after 35, you start getting into, you can still get pregnant at 35, but the likelihood is diminished.
There's a higher risk of birth defects.
There's a greater likelihood of miscarriage.
So there's a biological reason why men are attracted to younger women.
And it's because of fertility, for fertility reasons.
So it's like, in the same way, let me ask you guys a question.
Are you attracted to men who are shorter than you?
Chris, put in on them, please.
When they start talking, they're shaking their head.
I can talk about my thoughts first.
Hold on, hold on.
Chris, you gotta, don't, no, no, no.
What, don't.
Don't move the fucking screen.
No, Chris, you need to preempt it.
If I'm asking a question, preempt it.
Okay.
So, would you date a guy who's shorter than you?
Yeah, if his personality made up for it.
Why'd you give me your look?
Are you attracted to men who are shorter than you?
Yeah.
Okay, Relly.
I have been with a guy who was shorter than me, and honestly, it was pretty good.
Like, I can't change the fact that he's shorter.
So he was hot, and he had it going for himself.
And that's all that really matters.
Personally, I can't see myself being attracted to someone who's shorter than me.
How tall are you?
I'm 5'4.
Okay.
So the bar is pretty low.
What is your, do they just have to be taller than you or do you want a guy who's like six feet?
They just have to be taller.
Maybe a couple inches.
Nothing crazy.
Go ahead.
I agree.
They just have to be taller than me, and I'm not super tall.
I'm 5'4 as well.
Miss Platinum, do you have a height preference?
Yes, but can I talk about my boobs first?
Because you said, oh, not offense to you.
My boobs were always big.
Oh, yours are real.
So they were up until the point where I had my first son, and then I breastfed and they were just huge and I lost so much volume.
So I told the doctor, like, I don't want to look weird.
I told him I don't want to look like Dolly Parton.
I said, just I want my volume back.
So I just kind of wanted it to go back to like how I was before I had my son, before the breastfeeding.
Got it.
But then now I had another son.
I see, I see.
No, but yeah.
So my boobs are always big.
But the height, yes, that matters to me.
But I'm tall for a girl, 5'7.
What's your kind of preference as far as height?
Six feet?
Or what would you say?
Like, definitely taller.
Ideal height for a guy.
Ideal?
Six at least.
Okay.
If it's ideal, but I mean lower, shorter, a little shorter is alright.
So in the same way that it's biological for men to be attracted to younger women for this sort of evolutionary reason for fertility, women are biologically, evolutionarily attracted to men who are taller than them.
Thank you.
Mike Davis, you've got to fucking interrupt me, man.
We'll get to his super chat in just a sec.
So it's evolutionary for women to be attracted to men who are taller.
If I asked you to articulate why is it that you have a preference for men who are taller than you, I mean, you might say you want to feel what?
Feminine.
Protected, feminine.
Protected, right?
And so for evolution, right?
So for evolutionary reasons, men who are taller were more capable of protecting you.
So, but a man being taller in today's day and age has absolutely no bearing on his ability to be a good partner, to provide for you, to be loving, to be loving, to, I mean.
You could make the same argument for women, because you said fertility, right?
Well, but, I mean, yes, but a woman who's 45 is so unlikely to get yeah, but I mean, and today, what if she gets her ex-pros and surrogacy?
There's so many methods.
That's modern science.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's the same thing with men.
You don't have to be tall to protect your woman because now it's about money.
Do you think the same thing with money?
Because, you know, men love to shame women for wanting men who are successful and rich.
Don't you think that's an evolutionary?
I actually don't think there's anything wrong.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
Oh, that's good.
Well, do you think that's the same argument?
But I do think there is an evolutionary component because, I mean, one of the way women were looking for back when we were fucking caveman days and shit, were looking for provisioning and protection.
So a man with resources.
So I think that's why, and I think that's why women care a bit more about a man's success.
And I think most guys probably honestly don't give a fuck as far as if a woman is successful.
We care less.
We care less about it.
Yeah, yeah, that's better.
For example, for me, I would date a woman who works at Chick-fil-A.
Don't give a fuck.
Yeah, I feel the same way.
I don't care.
You don't care?
No.
About a guy's.
Yeah.
I feel like a lot of money like yeah so you did a I wouldn't date like I don't know I just don't feel like it's such a big deal.
Oh, okay.
Would you date a guy who lived with his parents?
I've done that in the past.
Okay.
But, I mean, yeah, that was like a while ago.
Well, it could be cultural if they live with their family.
Like, maybe their family had, like, their two older parents need to be taken care of.
And, like, they live in the guest house, so it's not as bad.
Yeah, but those are outliers.
Like, if you look at a bell curve, like, most women are going to prefer some things and some, and men are going to prefer some things.
You know, there's going to be outliers for everything.
There's going to be people who prefer guys who, I mean, that she doesn't care about how much they make.
But, like, if you look at a bell curve, a lot of girls care about status of the guy.
You know, they're kind of like, what's it called?
Their characters and how successful they are is preferred than a guy that's sitting playing fucking Fortnite at home all day, you know?
I don't do that, though.
I don't want you to do that.
Yeah, you see.
My kid at home is playing video games.
I want to be another bat.
I mean, it's just kind of biological.
Like, just like you want a man who is taller than you, confident, ambitious, successful, can protect you, can provide for you.
We have these other evolutionary things that are built into us.
So, I mean, don't get it twisted.
It's not like I don't date women my own age.
In fact, the vast majority of women are in their mid to late 20s, early 30s.
That's kind of the range that I'm dating.
I dated the 45-year-old, 12-year-age gap there.
I mean, she didn't have, no offense, Ms. Platinum.
She didn't have kids.
So that was good.
You don't want to be a stepdad?
No.
Not really.
Not a family member.
Oh, you want to tell me that?
Yeah, but they don't want their preference, what they like, but they don't like.
You know what's wrong about that, though?
If a guy had a 12-year age gap, it's so much more frowned upon than if a girl does it.
She was 12 years older than me.
But we both were a bit older.
I think it does get more frowned upon if it's like someone who's, say, 30 with a 20-year-old.
But it is still an age gap.
But yeah, she was a babe.
She's still a babe at 45.
So don't sleep on the 45-year-olds, guys.
But I want to open it up back to you guys because I know I was ranting a bit.
I don't know if you guys have a response or we'll start here if you want to.
Well, how are we relaying this back to the original question?
Well, we were talking about body count, then we started talking about age, and then did we finish the body count discussion?
Yeah, yes.
I think, okay, the chat wanted to hear also, like, I want to hear from you guys.
Natural or plastic?
Just natural or plastic?
Because you did say that most guys lie about, you know, that they want natural beauty, but really they want like, you know, some.
They fantasize about it.
Yeah, they fantasize it, but I don't think so.
I think guys do truly like value natural beauty.
Chris, you missed a super chat, man.
In general.
In general.
I'm not saying every guy.
I got it.
Well, what I was saying is that they say they value natural beauty, but their idea of natural beauty often doesn't matter.
Chris, this last one, I just start it.
Yeah, I just started that one.
Okay, let's do.
Sorry, go ahead.
Like what we were saying about a guy who wants a girl with like huge tits and a fat ass and like a tiny little waist.
Well, I mean, sometimes that happens genetically, but a lot of the time, like if she's super thick, then she can't be, she can't have like the tiniest waist.
I'm just saying expectations can be unrealistic to achieve naturally, but obviously everyone has different preferences.
Yeah, I get that.
I totally get it.
Yeah.
You were going to say something?
Oh, I just have to do some super chats right now.
So, okay.
By the way, I appreciate you guys disagreeing with me.
Thank you.
It was good.
It's welcome.
The debate is encouraged.
I appreciate it.
All right, we got a super chat here from Mr. Mike Davis.
Hey, Mike, sorry for us taking a little long to get to this super chat.
We had a bit of a debate going.
Mike Davis, thank you for the $10 super chat.
Brian, this batch is too normal.
I'm trying to cook something up, but running dry.
You should invite some slow-brained bimbos like Fresh and Fit, and the content writes itself.
Hey, man, listen, I'm in Southern California, Santa Barbara.
You know, we don't, Santa Barbara is a bit more affluent than Miami, so we don't really have much hood rats.
Hood rats.
That's not a shot.
By the way, I got mad love for Fresh and Fit.
That's not a shot at them, but it just happens to be the case.
They live in the geographic region where they got some hood rats.
I'm just saying, I got love for Fresh and Fit, but yeah.
If anybody knows any hood rats I can invite on, let me know.
Guys or girls, we need some.
Okay.
Pierre Ginot with the $2 Euro.
Thank you, sir.
And then Mike Davis with the other soup chat.
Kim K gets attention for shock value.
Women have a hard time distinguishing between girls who get attention for sexual reason and those men actually want to marry.
So, yeah.
You guys were fans of Kim K. Do you have a response here to Mr. Mike Davis?
I think my response to that would be Kim Kardashian, she started out with being sexual, but you cannot deny that she truly made the most out of it.
Like she is a businesswoman.
She took something and ran with it.
And for that, I respect her.
I'm not like a fan in a way that I'm like, oh my God, I love her.
But I do respect her.
She truly made a business and her children never have to worry about working or being uncomfortable again.
Probably her grandchildren don't have to even worry about it.
So definitely respect her for that.
I don't think she's just a bimbo.
I think she has some brain cells up in there.
But as a woman, sometimes you have to dumb it down to get your voice heard.
So maybe that's what society wants us to think.
Well, I just think if we're going back to his comment about how women like her only get that for sexual attention, then women who don't look like her are going to think, oh, well, he's never going to want to see me.
He's never going to want to marry me.
So why would they purposely seek out people like that?
Okay.
Fair enough.
Sorry, guys, I choked on some water there.
So my voice is going to sound fucking goofy for a little bit.
i want to go back very quickly here to the body count thing so all of you said say something Sure, go ahead.
So I think famous people, especially Kim Kardashian, were chosen to be like an influencer on other people.
Say, this is how you're supposed to look, or else you won't be accepted, and stuff like that.
I just feel like Cardi B is a good example, also.
She has a bunch of plastic surgery, and, you know, they all follow this shape of how their bodies look, like big butt, big boobs, flat stomach.
They look weird.
I'm just going to say it.
Okay, but listen, listen, listen to me.
I think that girls care more about that than guys do.
I think so too.
They think this is the standard.
Like, I need to have that big of an ass.
So then they end up, you know, falling into the, oh, fuck, I need plastic surgery.
But really, they don't.
Like, it's just like a message.
Why do you think they think about that?
Like, guys make it seem like that.
Not that.
Certain guys do, but not all.
And the ones who don't believe this way, they keep their mouths shut because they don't want any issues.
Have you guys ever heard a rap song about girls with flat asses and flat titties?
I think, yes, guys, a lot of guys like big boobs.
A lot of guys like big butts.
We want that shit naturally.
Naturally.
We don't, honestly, you make yourself less attractive when you get the BBL.
There's definitely.
When you get all that stuff.
I think you're less attractive.
If there was a, like, okay, girls can just go get plastic surgery like that.
If a guy who is shorter and knowing like girls are attractive to taller guys, but they, I'm sure so many guys, I know so many guys.
Knee extensions.
Yes, that would just go and do that surgery to make them taller.
I know for a fact.
I know a bunch of them.
So guys would do it too.
Just to make themselves, if that's what they want and they feel better, comfortable or happy with themselves and like, go do it.
You're not hurting anybody.
Fuck, I'd do it for a physical advantage and like fucking sports, but not for a girl.
I would not be like a fam.
I'm not confronted, so I don't know.
But not every girl who goes and like gets plastic surgery is like, oh, it's because I want a guy or because a guy's going to want me.
Maybe they just want to look in the mirror and be like, I feel comfortable.
So you prove my point.
Like girls do it more for themselves, not really for other guys.
So it's not really that guys really do care.
It's more girls caring about, you know, like Kim K.
I feel like guys don't really give too much of a crap about Kim K, but girls, they look at her as this big icon, you know?
So they think that she really is what guys desire, but really in reality, she isn't.
Yeah, well, some guys, like everybody, like we went around the table and everybody here has different.
Most guys, if you read the chats, I'm telling you, most guys will say natural.
Let's see natural.
One in the chat, if you prefer no plastic surgery, natural.
They spam natural, and I'm pretty sure they say no Kim K.
No Kim K.
I don't think Kim K, I mean.
What about natural plastic surgery?
What if, like, you really can't tell if she had plastic surgery?
But she because I feel like when you guys say plastic surgery, you're thinking the most drastic, like Cardi B.
But there's a lot of women who get surgery and you can never tell.
Okay, so yeah, I know what you mean.
So let's say, because my boobs are the same, and they just it was.
Okay, I kind of get what you mean.
Yeah, I guess there's a certain extent where girls go overboard with it.
Like they get fucking triple D's.
You guys are just against the look, not the plastic surgery.
I mean, even I think you can tell when a girl has fake boobs, even if they're like a B or whatever.
There's a difference.
There are different types.
There are good surgeons that you can tell.
I've got a radar for fake titties, let me tell you.
I know.
But what about like fake noses?
Like, there's a lot of skinny BBLs, they call it, and you cannot tell somebody had it.
They gotta work for that shit.
Work for it.
Hit the gym, squats.
Well, that nose part, though.
I mean, I guess if a girl's insecure about her nose and it is generally messed up, yeah, of course, you know, do that.
Like, I totally go ahead.
Yeah, you know, in that case.
She was like, hey, I really want to do this.
Not for anybody or not for you, but because you don't want to.
Yeah, I get the partner.
You know, that's something you can't work on.
But let's say, like, the biggest part is, you know, your body.
A lot of girls want to work on their body and they can work on it naturally, but they want to take the easy way.
You know, fuck the gym.
No, it takes too long.
You know, I'm going to just get this fucking BBL.
Not go to the gym.
And yeah, genetics, you might be like at a certain point where you can't really get to where you want to be, but like it's your natural, you know, your natural look.
Sorry, I was reading that comment.
So Kim K, I mean.
Kim K's an incredibly successful woman.
She's made what, hundreds of millions.
Is she a billionaire?
I don't know.
I think her net worth is billions.
Yeah, so she's an incredibly successful woman.
But I mean, I think in terms of she's got a sex tape out there.
I mean, unless a guy's gold digging or wants access to her clout, like she, she is not for most men the idealized partner.
And most men are not her ideas.
Sex tape is a deal breaker.
Most men are not Kim Kardashian's ideal partner.
That's totally fine.
I mean, well, actually, because of how successful Kim K is, most women don't date down.
Hell no.
So Kim K's potential pool of people, it's going to be other celebrities.
She's going to want, you know, that's why like Drake, he'll hook up with some random chick who's good looking.
Who's 16?
Who's a bad.
Okay.
Let's not go there.
I don't know.
But like.
Anyways, I don't know where I'm going with that.
But like, I'll say this about the plastic surgery.
I had hooked up with a girl who she had a tummy tuck.
And because she had like a little bit of that little chub, you know, on the lower belly.
And I thought it looked weird.
The tummy tuck.
I would have preferred a little bit of chub in the lower, a little lower belly fat.
It just looked fucking floppy?
No, not floppy, but it looks like because when you get a tummy tuck, they have to cut your belly button and make a new one for you.
a scar it was just like did her belly button look like very long and vertical It looked like the natural.
There's this term uncanny valley.
Like it just was unsettling.
It didn't look normal.
It looked weird.
I would have much preferred her like a little fucking chubby than with a tummy tuck with a perfectly flat stomach.
So you're against unnatural plastic surgery.
I would say.
Because at the end of the day, if a girl gets one, I don't know if it is a milliliter of filler, you can't really tell.
It just comes.
Yeah, or like very, very minor procedure that you cannot tell.
Something like in their noses too.
Or like some skin.
Yeah, because people have insecurities that might be so little that they barely look different, but to them, it's like the biggest difference, you know?
Brian, I don't know about you, but like if it's like a minimal face, I mean, I don't think I would even really frown, like even really care at all.
But if it's minimal like that, I wouldn't care.
I mean, it depends, you know, but it really depends.
It definitely depends because it doesn't feel natural.
It doesn't feel like you have to.
Yeah, if you touch it, you can feel something's in there.
So here's the thing.
If I didn't know, like if she genuinely tricked me, let's say, I just didn't know and she just had the then fine.
Catfish.
Then fine.
They're not liking this.
She tricked you by existing.
No, she tricked me by, okay, well, so.
By not saying.
But.
But if she told me, if she revealed to me, by the way, I had this, I had this done here, I got this done with my boobs, I had this done with my ass.
I got the penis removed, sorry.
There actually could be a bit of judgment there, I would say.
But would you care if she told you, like, hey, I have some, but you didn't.
Even if it's like a nose job.
Nose jobs are okay because I've got a deviated septum.
I'm never going to get it done just because, not going to lie, I'm kind of a pussy.
I don't want fucking anesthesia.
That shit creeps me out.
But yeah, I got a big nose.
So I've entertained it.
So I kind of get it, right?
I get it, but I'm not, me personally, I'm not going to do it.
I'm just going to live with it.
My breathing's all fucked up, but whatever.
And I actually have a genuine, not just like a cosmetic reason to do it.
My nose is broken.
That's what all the Persians say.
My nose is broken, too.
So.
You can kind of tell it's a little crooked right here.
But you know, I don't know if you guys know this, but I'm from Iran and Iran is like the capital nose job of the world, like in Tehran.
So when I was 15 in my sophomore year of high school, about 80% of the girls had a nose job.
So at that point, it was like a rite of passage.
It's like an Iran genetic, like to just have a messed up nose?
Well, Middle Easterns do have, we usually have bigger noses.
Hold on, let's just say this is the term natural plastic surgery actually kills me.
Okay, we'll get to that super chat in a bit.
Sorry, go ahead.
Well, yeah, I feel like a lot of us Middle Easterns have bigger noses than, let's say, European people.
So that's what they're trying to achieve, the European look, I guess.
It's a very Eurocentric.
Yes, they want that nature.
Like the London looks like that.
Like I got the split teeth.
I got a big nose.
I get it.
I remember I wanted a nose job so bad.
Like I was like, for my sweet 16, please get me a nose job.
So I think there's tears to the intrusivity of plastic surgery.
I think a nose job is a fairly minimal.
I mean, it's an invasive procedure.
Certainly, they fucking cut your nose and they, bro, that shit.
If you're getting a nose job, don't watch the procedure.
That shit's weird.
But because they pull the skin back.
Anyways.
Well, how about like a miniature, like a little bit of lip filler?
That looks like it had like.
When you can tell, though.
No, like you can barely tell.
Like, they just have like some paper-thin lips, and they're just like really self-conscious.
You can tell when you kiss them.
Yeah, but I'm not, we're not talking about it.
We're talking about like looks, looks-wise.
I mean, lip filler is not, it's not super invasive.
Yeah, it's like it's a slow tier.
But I think it's actually more noticeable.
Lip filler is more noticeable than a nose job.
Yeah.
Because a nose job is kind of corrective, whereas like lip filler.
Thank you.
Oh, shit.
I like this format where you bring on random college PPL.
It's refreshing and brings back one college memories slash convos.
Also very normal PPL this time.
Yeah, so as far as the cat people, two years old cat people.
Yeah, as far as the.
But so, okay, let's say you have maybe lip fillers and nose job is interchangeable, and then you have breast implants, and then you have BBL.
So it's a tier, right?
Here's an example of like a big surgery that I think, you know, it's a huge surgery, and I think that I would be okay with it.
A girl works on our body naturally.
It says she's like 300 pounds.
Skin's actually naturally, you know, you know, it's expanded, and she physically cannot change that, even if she worked out as hard as she could.
So you mean loose skin, right?
Yeah, yeah, because they, like, let's say they're like overly large, you know, and they really work on their body and they lose fucking 200 pounds, whatever, and they literally have just loose skin.
That surgery, you know, to get that skin off, I feel like that's they've earned, you know, they worked on their body naturally, and that's just getting rid of something they can't fix like that, you know.
So I guess a part of it is also about the work ethic.
You feel like it's kind of cheating to surgically enhance your body rather than working out first.
And it speaks fucking volumes about someone.
If they're willing to work on their body instead of just be like, yeah, fuck it, I'm gonna just get all this fucking fat like removed, you know?
Like, I worked on my body.
And then they can, you know, they did.
They did what they could.
Yeah, they did what they could naturally, and then, you know, they fixed what is inevitable.
BBLs just don't look right.
I feel like what you were saying, kind of like, I have a lot of friends that have gotten like tummy tucks and stuff, and they're moms, and they're like done having kids.
And like at that point in their life, they're like, well, you know, I had birth.
I mean, your stomach gets huge.
So for them, that's like their kind of reward, I guess.
Like how you're saying, like, whatever they do, you can't get rid of that loose skin because your stomach is like ginormous.
Moms are fucking badass.
They do that.
They're badass.
Yeah, they really do.
But they have that line that you were talking about, Brian.
Well, like that, that, you know, but that's a great point.
Yeah, like she looks like children.
Yeah, and she gave you kids, and that bugs her.
Like you, maybe it doesn't bother you, but for her, she just wants to be happy.
Well, I think pregnancy would introduce some changes that, I mean, it does, I think, create, I mean, you're a mom, right?
It creates some loose skin, right?
And there's so more than that.
I think that's more understandable, but the woman, in my example, she had no children.
She just had like a little trouble area, a little chubby belly.
Thank you.
Speaking of your million.
Eyes.
On the She got a fatty.
Have her do a tour of the chat.
Who?
Liv.
Okay, we'll get her.
We'll get to the super chats in a sec.
But yeah, no, she had the tummy tuck, and she had no kids, but she just, I think she had body, she had a bit of body dysmorphia.
And she was actually like really fit, but she was just like, yeah, I had this little bit, and she got a tummy tuck, and it just her tummy was flat, but I honestly would have preferred a little, some rolls, to be honest, because it looked to me, it looked weird.
And I don't know, I do think, I certainly think that for both men and women, there's a lot of pressure to look a certain way.
And I think it affects both in different ways.
I want to give this one to women.
I do think it impacts women more than it does men.
You know, this adherence, this desire to adhere to a certain beauty standard, and I think that's unfortunate.
That's also why I have.
I don't want to be flippant about this because I do genuinely mean it, even though I'm joking.
You know, here, let me pull it up.
All labia matter, guys.
Don't get a labia, PlayStation.
It is unfortunate, right, Tristan?
He agrees.
That women are shamed for having a large labia.
I'm a fan.
I'm down.
I'm down with it.
But you got these guys calling.
I'm down with the roast beef.
I love how dare you.
How dare you, sir?
No, but yeah, they get called roasties and wizard sleeves.
I'm down with the Audi girls.
Audis is, I think, probably the most appropriate term.
But you're such a misogynist.
How dare you?
She's reclaiming.
These are words made by men.
I'm just saying.
So reclaim it.
But no, it is unfortunate that women are shamed for this.
And similarly, it is unfortunate that men are shamed if they have a small peen.
Just going to say that.
As they should.
Wow.
No, listen, though.
Men being shamed for having a small penis.
I feel like most time it's by other men.
No, no, no, no.
You guys haven't been in the locker room comparing your, you know.
No, there's motion of the ocean exists.
There is bro solidarity on this one.
We stand with bros.
Short when you look at me like down.
There's bro solidarity when it comes to penis size and height.
I will say that.
Is there?
There is, and that's actually one of our topics coming up in a bit, height.
But yeah, so I want to bring it back really quick to body count.
Y'all said body count doesn't matter, besides Miss Platinum here.
So, right?
Body count doesn't matter.
Past is the past.
What's your body count?
Four.
I don't know.
You don't?
I don't know.
Okay, so we have a new thing.
If you refuse to answer this question, you have to wear the pickle hawk.
Oh, shit.
She'll probably fucking like that.
She'll probably like that.
Not to if that offends you, but.
Okay, you have to wear this for the next 10 minutes if you refuse to answer the question.
Should be something more.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
She knows what's coming.
She knows what's coming.
Are you going to answer the question?
I've already got a capital.
Okay.
Go ahead.
I will not be answering that question at this time.
10 minutes, 10 minutes.
Well, maybe one minute more.
Okay, go ahead.
Body count?
I will be wearing the hat.
It's a very small one.
Why did I offer up the hat?
Okay, I am willing to tell you if you tell all of us.
If you guys say that it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter exactly.
Then why are you hiding?
It's because there's judgment behind it from men.
Guys, said it matters.
So for us, you can say 300.
Okay, I will give you an honest answer.
Wait, you're not going to give us answers?
I will give you an honest answer.
Actually, I don't know why.
What if somebody's from Iran is watching?
I think I shouldn't.
Yeah, I sent my family the money.
They've already heard.
They've already heard your take, so I mean.
Okay.
Come on.
Honest.
12.
Oh, wait.
12?
Okay.
So you're omitting.
You're not going to answer.
I'm not going to answer.
Your friend just answered, so now the peer pressure's on.
Next question.
So, 33?
Wait, did you say it?
She did not say it.
She's omitting.
She said it.
She said four.
She said 12.
Multiply it by 3, and that's the real number.
Okay.
So, Miss Platinum, body count?
No, I'm not going to answer that.
Okay.
That's crazy.
Here, give the pickle Haba to.
Thank you.
You refuse body count question.
You have to put the tip of the hat up here, button.
Jesus.
I love this speaking, fucking.
Yeah, it's new, right?
Yeah, that's hilarious.
Here, shame the woman in the pickle haba.
By the way, I just want to make something clear.
That's a World War I helmet, not a World War II helmet.
Put it on her for a sec.
It's heavy.
That's what it is.
So if you have any concerns, it's not, you know, this is.
I don't mind this.
It's a German helmet, but World War I, so it's kind of okay.
It's okay.
But isn't that kind of weird, though, that they say they don't care about body count?
Sorry.
The problem isn't plastic surgery.
It's broke females going to see par surgeons.
Hopefully, Uncle Joe's loan relief for these dropouts.
Yo, what up, Mike?
Oh my god, Mike.
All right, why don't you pass it to me?
Hey, you should use Andrew Schultz's new comedy clip on feminists.
It's super funny.
Hey, thank you, man.
Well, next week on Tuesday, we'll put it in the show.
Thank you, man.
Can you pass that picklehaba?
Pickle Haba.
Are you going to wear it?
Because if you're not, I'm not.
I'll put it on.
I'll put it on.
Go ahead.
Put it on, Miss Platinum.
All right.
If you don't, there's going to be the problems.
Okay, so she refuses.
She refuses to disclose.
Jacob, body count.
Two.
Oh, man.
What a gentleman.
Okay.
Tristan?
You've heard mine.
What is it?
Just new viewers.
20.
20.
Yeah.
Okay.
And how old are you, Tristan?
21.
Yeah, there were a couple accusations last time in chat that you were a man-ho.
That always a what?
They accused you in chat of being a man-ho slash man.
Okay, what are your guys' take on that?
I have to grow up with you, so I can see that happening.
And I've heard people tell stories also.
She went to high school and me and she could see that.
You guys went to high school?
We all three of us did.
Wait, you went to San Marquez?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know you were local.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
What's up?
I said he was my quarterback.
Yo, Lakalina?
Yeah.
Vieja Valley?
No.
I went to Viejabali.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Fuck, I'm.
Okay, never mind.
I did not.
I went to, what was the other one?
Hollister?
Oh, Hollister?
What's the one on.
I forgot the name.
The elementary school.
You mean in Hope Ranch?
No, no, no.
The other elementary school.
Goleta.
Goleta Valley?
Was it elementary?
How did you forget your own elementary school?
I'm old man.
All right, here, give it to me because I'm.
Alright, so I'm a man of God.
So hat on hat.
Hat on hat.
CD boy's up.
No, I'm citting.
So playing.
Yeah, I'm going to omit on this question.
So.
Why?
Because I'm a man of God, and I'm a very discreet individual.
I do want to know too.
Does anyone want to keep it on, by the way, during the show?
Really?
Here, just, yeah, go ahead.
Well, he's not a hypocrite because he says the body counts.
Do you want to go back to Tristan, though?
Shit.
What's up?
I don't think 20 is a lot.
It's not for a guy.
But he is 19.
I'm 21.
I'm not.
Oh, I thought.
Hell no.
I'm not 19.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I've been zoned.
Oh, fucking Mike.
Thank you.
Red hair hating on Tristan.
She probably been zoned.
Okay.
Hating on Tristan.
She probably been zoned?
Hating.
Oh, friend zoned?
Wait, what?
Okay.
I'm sorry.
It wasn't me who was friend zoned.
I was one of my friends in junior high, and I'm not really, no offense.
No, don't get fucking attacked.
So, okay.
I wrote a note down here because I wanted to bring this up in a previous conversation.
So has a guy with a blue check mark ever slid into any of your DMs?
Yes.
Yeah.
I've had Gateson Marazio, the guy from Stranger Things.
What the slide is?
Wait, yeah.
The guy who with the shoulders.
the he's he's got the does he have a cleft lip Is that offensive?
I don't think it's a cleft lip.
I think it has like a disease.
Yeah, it's like he has a disease.
Did I say anything wrong there?
I don't think that's a good idea.
No, nothing.
No, they just raised it.
That was the thing that you can be born with.
Okay.
But yeah, that was like one time I was really into Stranger Things and I think I like posted a drawing or something.
Sorry.
And he just slid in and then we had a couple conversations and then I've had like a few.
Wait, how did he...
But that's one of the blue check marks who DM'd you.
The Stranger Things guy.
Yeah.
Okay.
Any other blue check marks?
Not blue check marks, but like people from like college football teams and stuff like that.
How are they finding you?
I think it's just because my Instagram is on public and like I'm in a sorority.
So if like they know people from I don't know my sorority, then they'll find me.
So did he try to no, I think it kind of like ended.
It's kind of like.
Would you, I mean, if you didn't have a boyfriend right now, would you and Gayton?
Is that his name?
Yeah, Gateson.
Gayton, would you know?
He's not your type?
No.
I mean, he's like kind of famous-ish.
Stranger Things?
Famous, but like, that doesn't really matter me.
A couple mil on Instagram or something?
Okay, it doesn't matter.
Yeah.
All right.
Any blue check marks in your DMs?
Do you guys know who Jack Hess is?
No idea.
Well, he blocked me now, but there's also athlete music.
Is he an athlete?
I'm pretty sure, yeah, but his music sucks anyways.
But yeah, so of course you want to know him.
There's also this skater dude who has like millions of followers and he finally got a blue check mark like close to after when I blocked him.
Why are you blocking all these blue checks?
No, Jack has blocked me.
Oh, you got me.
Okay, what are these messages?
What are they just saying, like, hi?
That skater dude from Florida, he.
He was like crazy.
Wait, really quick, was Gaydon trying to get at you or was it- He was like, I don't know.
it was like a few years ago so I was still like 14 he was like oh he was young too Yeah, it's like it's young too.
So it's like innocent conversations, but like kind of flirty.
And then it just kind of like died out because then Stranger Things got like way up there.
Oh, so this was like season one.
Yeah.
Before.
Well, I mean, he had the blue check, but.
Oh, okay.
So go ahead.
So anyways, this skater dude from Florida, he was saying stuff like, I'll pay you to sniff your asshole and stuff like that.
So I had to block him, honestly.
And he would like comment on my photos back when I allowed comments and say like just the weirdest shit.
And he would like, I finally posted about him and then blocked him right after that.
And I got like so much people being like, oh my god, I can't believe he messaged you.
Why would he say that to you?
This and that people these days, you know?
So you've had a couple blue check marks.
Yeah, I have had a good amount because.
Just give us a range, like five, ten blue check mark DMs?
Maybe like seven?
Seven.
And for you, just the one, right?
Yeah.
Okay, by the way, there's a few comments in chat here mentioning you.
Apparently, they seem to be in love with you.
Orange girl breaking everybody's heart.
Orange?
Oh, do you want, maybe you gotta, can you remove the jacket just so they can see the orange?
Orange.
Orange girl.
Yeah.
She's fully orange now.
Before she was like teal and orange with the anyways, any blue check marks in your DMs?
Yeah, there's been a couple.
A couple?
Like five, ten?
Like two.
Two?
Yeah.
Okay.
Did you.
Did you?
Yes.
You hooked up?
Okay.
You don't have to tell us who, but was it athlete, musician, what?
What's who?
Well, one of them was an athlete at UCSB, actually.
She had a blue check?
Basketball?
Yeah, yeah.
6-7?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think so.
Oh, wow.
Somewhere in that range.
I don't know.
And then the other one was this guy who skates professionally.
Such a goofy profession.
Oh, shit.
The hate.
Okay, the skate hate.
comes the skate community to drag me in the comments so and did you so you hooked up with the baller um I went on dates with both of them.
Yeah, I went on dates with both of them.
And by dates, you mean in the backseat of their Miata?
No.
I don't think there's backseats in Miata's, but okay, go ahead.
Yeah, I went on dates with both of them.
But no hookup?
I hooked up with the guy who skates.
But not the baller?
No.
Okay.
Any blue checks?
It's been a couple.
They've all been musicians.
Like, some of them.
When you say a couple, like three or four or five?
Maybe like four or five.
Okay, and they were?
They were mostly like rappers.
There was like one or two DJs in there.
And they wanted to meet up, hook up.
It was clearly a romantic moment.
Oh, there was one person who was like an influencer, but like I feel like he's one of those people who like runs a scam, buy my course type of thing.
Okay.
Miss Platinum, any blue check marks in your Instagram DMs?
Yes.
From men?
Romantically interested in you?
Yeah.
Did you meet any of them, go on dates with any of them?
No.
Okay.
Now, Jordan, has a girl with a blue check mark ever DM'd you?
No.
Tristan, blue check mark.
Has a girl with a blue check mark ever DM'd you?
Not that I can think of it.
No girl with a blue check mark has ever DM'd me.
So that is a state of the dating meta, guys, that there's clearly an advantage there.
Like, blue check mark chicks ain't sliding into like college girl, college girl, college girl, college girl.
Like, nah, it ain't happening.
So that blows my mind to me.
Kind of blows my mind.
I mean, it makes sense.
But it's it's kind of like a very, and I appreciate you guys being honest with that.
It demonstrates to me just kind of the differences that men and women experience when it comes to the dating marketplace.
So well, just DMs in general.
I feel like less girls will DM, you know, slide.
Oh, that too.
You know, I have a little theory.
I don't know if this theory is correct, but I think when I post a story on my Instagram, there's a bunch of random Instagrams that are verified that constantly view my story.
And they're always women that are verified and they're followed by like a bunch of rappers and a bunch of like people in the industry.
So my assumption or my theory, I guess, is that there are people in the industry who go out there and look for girls, for rappers, athletes, whatever, to DM.
But I don't know.
This might just be a theory.
Because it's random, it's like random influences that you're like, how did she find my Instagram?
It's very random.
They like all your stories.
It's kind of very interesting.
Like they're trying to get your attention.
That just blows my mind, guys.
blows my mind i it's just like i guess okay my next question would be do you think dating is easier for men or women Women.
Hold on, let them answer.
Let them answer.
Yeah, I think women, because I feel like we have a lot more options.
If that makes sense.
This is what happens when you don't invite Shikanis or sisters.
I mean, what?
Well, I mean, is anybody like Latina?
I feel like women are just meant to be chased.
Let's continue.
Sorry, go ahead.
Yeah, I mean, I think women have an easier, was that the question?
Is dating easier for men or women?
I think women, because I think if we want a certain type of guy or something, it's easy for us to go and find them.
And like you said earlier, how it's like, I lost my train of thought.
Like how women won't go down.
Like, if we're seeking out a guy, usually they'll probably like us back, if that makes sense.
Have you ever slid into a guy's DMs?
Yeah.
Okay.
How many times would you say?
I mean, I've gotten with every guy that I've wanted.
So like, probably like two or three times.
I mean, my current boyfriend, we met at a party, and then I went and found him on Instagram and slid into his DMs.
And just to repeat, so you've gotten with every single guy that you've wanted.
Yeah.
Do you think that's the case for most men?
No.
That they can get most of the women that they want.
No.
Okay.
So you've never been rejected?
No.
You've never, never been rejected.
Okay, so for the questions, have you ever slid into a guy's DM?
Yes.
How was it successful?
It's happened many times, but most of the time I'm just looking for friendship as f like at first.
Friendship.
No, friendship.
Friendship, okay.
To get to know them, and then they usually end up making the romantic move on me if I like allow it, you know.
Have you ever been rejected?
Yes.
Okay.
Have you rejected more men than have men rejected you?
Thank you.
All right, girl number one.
I've rejected you.
I'll happily reject you.
Now you have one.
Okay, Stephen Krug just rejected you.
Steven.
There you go.
You now have an official rejection.
Welcome to the club of the rejected.
It's tough.
It's a tough life.
Okay, go ahead.
Oh, sorry.
I was reading the comments.
No, it's all good.
Have I ever DM'd a guy?
Is that what you asked me?
Have you ever DM'd a guy?
Yeah.
Yeah, I have.
Have you ever been rejected?
Yeah.
Okay.
More often than not, do you reject men or are men rejecting you?
I reject men more often.
I have slid in, but not first, if that makes sense.
That makes no sense.
I don't know.
So I guess I didn't.
I mean, for me, it's because I don't like to get rejected.
So it's kind of like I approach men that have approached me first, so I know they're interested, if that makes sense most of the time.
But why is it that you think girls are, I don't know, scared to get denied more often?
Because, I mean, I guess it's not every girl that is scared to get denied, but least likely that girls are going to slide into a guy at DM.
I want to answer it.
One, because they don't have to.
Because they have an abundance of options to pick from, so they don't have to initiate like that.
And y'all just can't take a nail.
I'm just going to say, y'all can't take a nail.
Okay.
I feel like for me, it's different because, especially since I moved here, I feel like personally, I don't think I'm a lot of people's type here.
So that's why I personally don't approach people here.
Yo, Chris, you're going to change it?
So I feel like maybe that's why for me personally.
Okay.
Miss Platinum?
I don't think I have, but I did find somebody because I seen them at the gym and I was like, oh.
And then I found him on Instagram and then he messaged me.
I hope that counts.
I don't know.
Kiki?
Ew?
A no.
Okay.
That was very insightful, Kiki.
Thank you.
Okay, so we're going to do a couple super chats, then we're going to react to a couple things.
So, oh, you know what?
We have something here from Steven Stiffler.
I guess we can do this real quick.
Stephen Stiffler asks, ask everyone to rate their looks on a scale of one to ten.
Okay, so we're going to do that starting over here.
I'd probably rate myself like a solid seven.
8.5.
8.
Maybe like a 6.5.
Miss Platinum?
Or wait, hold on.
Kiki?
Ew.
Okay, Miss Platinum?
I don't know.
That's so hard.
Don't overthink it.
Don't overthink it.
So what do you think?
Don't give a shit what they're going to think about while you rate yourself.
I guess like a nine.
Jacob?
Seven.
Tristan?
I would say nine, eight and a half.
I think that said that last time.
You did?
Yeah, I said I would say a nine if I was a little taller.
Okay, got it.
Yeah, I give myself like six, six point nine on a good day.
But thank you, Stiffler, for the continued support.
Much appreciated.
Also, we got this from Junior Soprano.
Girls never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
That is Mr. Junior Soprano from the D'AMIO crime family in New Jersey.
So, do you guys want to clap back at Mr. Soprano here?
He's a mafia boss in New Jersey.
Did you guys row or anything?
That was in your last one.
That guy.
He's here every week.
He's here every week.
Okay.
Thank you, Mr. Junior Soprano.
We have a lot of super chats to catch up to.
So we're, guys, if you submitted a super chat, let's see here.
Okay, so did we do this one?
I think so, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
We have Ahmed Suleiman with the $5 soup chat.
Thank you for the support, man.
Much appreciated.
The fact that she's unironically using the term natural plastic surgery actually kills me.
Okay.
Thank you, Mr. Ahmed Suleiman.
Was that you?
Do you want to.
I mean, I feel like it's a fair statement because it is a bit ironic.
What I meant is natural-looking plastic surgery.
Okay, fair enough.
Fair enough.
Mr. Stephen Krug with the membership.
Thank you, man.
And also the $5 soup chat.
Much appreciated.
I like this format where you bring on random college people.
It's refreshing and brings back fun college memories convos.
Also, very normal people this time.
Yeah, last panel was interesting to say the least.
The cat lady stole my meow mix.
But Paisley was really cool.
It was a cool panel.
Just there were some characters, let's just say.
So thank you, Stephen Krug with the $5.
Mr. Mike Davis with the $5 soup chat.
Speaking about booties, you should invite Liv back on.
I've been staring on IG and she got a fatty.
Have her do a twirl fit check.
Okay, Mike Davis, we will let her know and we'll definitely have her back on.
Thank you, sir.
Mike Davis again with the $5 soup chat.
Mike Davis, thank you for the continued support week after week, man.
I really appreciate you, man.
Like I said, I know you said last time you're a businessman, you can't come on the show, but tell you what, here's what we're going to do, Mike Davis.
We're going to give you a disguise, okay?
We're going to give you like a masquerade ball mask and fake name, and you'll be on the panel.
The problem isn't, you'll be on the panel undercover.
The problem isn't plastic surgery.
It's broke females going to subpar surgeons.
Hopefully Uncle Joe's loan relief for these dropouts will help.
Okay.
Thank you, Mr. Mike Davis.
Yes, I mean, I do imagine that you want to go to a top-tier surgeon for that one.
Yeah, so I guess if you're, it's kind of like with tattoos, right?
If you're going to spend the month, like invest, you know, or just don't get plastic surgery.
That's my advice.
Mr. Stephen Krug with the $5 soup chat.
If you're if you refuse body count question, you have to put the tip of the hat up your butt for the rest of the stream.
Okay.
Yep.
Where is Chase?
Thought he was going to be a regular.
hey, Walker, thank you for the euro.
Yeah, that's, no, that's pound.
Yeah, that's a British pound.
Thank you, man.
Chase, Chase is a great guy, but I got the impression.
You know, we did two podcasts with him.
And, you know, I got the impression that he wasn't really feeling it, you know, to come back on.
You know, he's professional.
And, you know, we do talk about some kind of like out there topics.
And he's a good Christian man.
So I think he started having some second thoughts.
So I do not think we're going to see Chase again.
I'd love to have him back on, but yeah, I think that's just not going to happen.
Unfortunately, he was a great panelist.
Yeah, I was hoping that guy would be here today.
Yeah, I would have loved to actually potentially, you know, have him come on a bit more and potentially even have him come on as co-host because he's a really solid guy.
But yeah, he's that just I don't think is going to happen.
So Mr. Mike Davis with the $5 Soup Chat.
Red hair hating on Tristan.
She probably been zoned.
Okay.
I guess there's a little history there.
They went to school together.
Mr. Walker, 11 with the 450 British pounds.
The panel today is dry.
This is what happens when you don't invite Chicanas or sistas.
I mean, it.
Chicanas or sistas?
I mean, it's.
Miss Platinum, are you a little Mexican?
A little bit?
Yeah, I'm Jen Chumash and why I'm like everything.
Yeah, don't assume.
How dare you, sir?
Okay, Stephen Krug with the $5 soup chat.
All right, girl number one, this one's for you.
I'll happily okay, we got this one.
I'll happily reject you now.
You have one.
Welcome to the club.
Okay, so Chris, you're going to go over to the window tab and we are going to pull up the very next one.
Nope.
In the tab, so control tab.
Oh, you want to go over there?
Yep.
Okay, so we're talking about height now.
So this is a screenshot I took from a girl on Hinge.
Green flags I look for, over six feet, right?
So she has a height preference.
She's 5'3 ⁇ .
So over 6 feet.
And this is just one.
I see this fairly consistently on dating apps and Hinge.
To me, it's like there's a prompt for height on Hinge.
I don't know if that's the case on other dating apps, but I don't see, to me, it doesn't make sense to, and I'm just going to switch it back here, Chris.
To me, it doesn't make sense to put that in the app when you can just see what the guy's response is to me.
I'm going to feel a certain type of way about, like, to me, that's just very judgy.
So thoughts on people being so overt with their preferences like that on the dating app?
No.
Okay.
I mean, I think that's kind of like what the dating app is for.
I've never been on one, but I assume you're going on there and you're looking for your specific preference.
So why would you like, I don't know, why would you go on there if you don't want to get with some?
So you've never been on the dating app?
No.
Okay, got it.
Relly, your take on that?
i've been on all of them have you been on what what dating apps have you been on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge.
Any others?
Fields.
Any other?
What?
fuck his feelings what about thank you Prettiest girl rated herself 7.5.
Meanwhile, some land animals be rating themselves gins.
SMH.
Okay, thank you, Mike Davis.
Seeking arrangements?
Have you been on.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about?
Because that's kind of a dating app-ish.
I mean, it's a dating website.
Well, I have a very specific type.
Wait.
Are you a sugar girl?
It's like hard to find the best.
Are you a sugar baby?
No.
No.
No?
Okay.
I'm a rich girlfriend.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm a trophy girlfriend.
I'm not a sugar baby.
Translation sugar baby.
Okay, go ahead.
I date guys my age and close to my age.
Sure, sure, sure.
Are you asking my thoughts on the girl with her preference?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, okay, two things.
I feel like everybody has a preference.
Some people are just more straight up about it and other people aren't.
And second of all, I feel like anything you see on someone's dating profile is like not really to be taken seriously.
Because they're all just like talking points and icebreakers.
Like, at the end of the day, if you put something on your profile, you want it to elicit conversation from someone.
So, I guess it's not really a big deal.
Okay.
I agree.
I think everybody has their own preference, and I think maybe it's a good thing because if you're offended by that or you're somebody under six feet, you probably wouldn't be interested in that girl either.
So, that's kind of like your cue to swipe lift on them.
Okay, and Miss Platinum, did you miss the height thing?
Did you see that or no?
Um, so you were saying, like, it's pulled up.
Okay, so this is on Hinge, 23, she's 5'3.
Green flags I look for over 6 feet.
So, presumably, it's a red flag if they're under 6 feet.
Thoughts.
I mean, yeah, I feel like everybody likes their own thing, so she's just making it very clear what she's looking for.
Okay, so I have a question.
Um, I have a question for the panel, or maybe I want to, hmm, do I want to pull up the next one?
Actually, you know what, Chris, why don't you control tab over to the next one first before I give my take?
Okay, oh shit.
Wait, this isn't one though.
I want to okay, we'll come back to that one.
So, in the other one, she says that she's got this height preference.
Would you take quarrel with a guy putting let's see?
Would you take quarrel with a guy who stated in his hinge prompt that it's a green flag if a woman's under 130 pounds?
I just think I'd choose not to even talk to him.
I mean, if you want a woman that's under 130 pounds, I don't think that's the vast majority.
So, well, only 15% of the male population is over six feet.
Well, then that's like that's not the vast majority of men.
I guess it's the percentage of men are over six feet.
I believe it's 15%.
I mean, like me personally, if I saw that in a bio, I wouldn't go for him, but then that could be the same way.
If a guy sees, oh, I want somebody over six foot, then I'm not going to go for her.
I think even a guy that's six foot, that would speak about how that person is going to be like thinking of people.
For me, if a girl has that in her profile, I know she's probably toxic.
To me, that's the indicator what I'm getting.
Yeah, so really?
I feel like surface-level stuff like that really just shows people's true intentions, and which is probably just to hook up with you or use you for your looks or however much you weigh.
And I don't really agree with either side of doing that, like saying, I want a guy with a six-pack, or like obviously it helps, but I'm not gonna go out and say that I only want a guy with a six-pack on my profile, you know?
Sure, yeah, there's like only so much of your personality that you can convey on a dating app profile.
So, like, at the end of the day, everybody's just swiping left or right on you, mostly based on your physical appearance.
So, it's just a shallow thing in general.
I agree.
I feel like if I see a guy put that in his body, then that's my sign to swipe lift.
I mean, everybody has their preference.
I'm not shaming them.
You know, if you're into skinnier women, that's your preference.
That means that I'm not for you and you're not for me.
Okay, but all of you seemed kind of okay with the previous one.
No, I mean, I said the same thing.
If that's not your thing, then she's not for you.
You know, you think she's toxic, then swipe left.
Well, would you agree with that?
If a guy says that, I would assume, like, you know, he's a very toxic person.
Because to put that in a dating app, I would personally swipe.
But how about for the girl?
Do you think that was toxic?
Do you guys think that's a good idea?
I personally do think so.
Cool.
So we're on the same page about that.
Jacob, any thoughts?
Yeah, no, I mean, kind of just what Tristan said.
But going back to that picture that you accidentally brought up.
Okay, yeah, we'll bring it up right now.
So this is a conversation on Tinder.
This has been out for a while now.
So she asks, I guess on Tinder, I haven't been on Tinder in a while, but there's not a height field, is there?
Or did they add that?
Anyways, this was before Tinder had like a height field, so people weren't always putting height in their bio.
She asks, how tall are you?
He says, 6'3.
Why?
She says, oh, good.
And then he asks, how heavy are you?
And then she gets offended.
And she says, what?
And he says, what are the numerical digits that appear on the scale when you proceed to apply your weight into it?
And she says, why does that matter?
He sounds like an incel.
What, but.
But what about the girl?
But what about that?
She asked, how tall?
Okay, let's bring it up.
She shouldn't have asked that either.
I think it's toxic on both ends.
But automatically, you went to the guy, though.
You didn't say that.
Yeah, yeah.
But let's go from here.
Your take?
Well, yeah, I agree that both sides are toxic.
I think, like, going off of her, we'll probably go after the guy first just because there's like girl connection.
You're not going to want to see wrong in her.
But they're both toxic, in my opinion.
I agree with what you guys have to say.
And at the same time, I feel like the girl kind of initiated him to ask something like that.
So you agree?
Yeah, that's about toxic.
They're both in the wrong, is what I think.
Yeah, I agree.
I think they're both in the wrong.
Especially if it's like the beginning of the conversation.
It's like that's the first thing you're going to ask is, how tall are you?
I don't know.
Miss Platinum?
I mean, I asked that, so I don't know.
I don't think, but I mean, if that way.
Would you be offended?
No, because I mean, that's just, like I said, everybody has their own personal thing.
That comment was really funny.
He's like, my chick is 300 pounds and she protects.
There you go.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, everybody has their own preference.
So it's like, you know, as long as you're truthful and you're honest, it's like, why does it matter?
And then Google says 14.5 of 14.5 14.5% of men are six feet or taller.
That's from Infernape.
Thank you, man.
You're off by 0.5, man.
I was off.
Falls off.
Fake news.
And then I think at 6'3 and above, it then becomes like 1 or 2, maybe 3%.
By the way, I'm not 5'1.
I don't know who got that idea.
I'm not fucking 5'1.
I'd be like down here, bro.
Tristan, you're 5'9, right?
5'8.
Yeah, the whole debate about my girlfriend saying 5'9.
I was like, well, at least in her eyes, I'm 5'9.
Shit.
Okay, got it.
So on that similar note, I think, Chris, I'm gonna have you pull up a video now.
I feel like I had one more on the tab.
Like TikTok, high or the wall?
Men can change high.
A woman can't catch up.
I can't wait though.
Can you shift over one tab?
It's true.
That's true.
You can lose it.
Oh, that's a double standard.
Okay, this is just like some little meme thing.
This is me, actually, at a protest in Los Angeles.
If a woman sleeps with a lot of men.
Okay, we're getting ahead of ourselves.
Chris, switch it to, here, switch.
Just control tab again.
No, but control tab again.
Bring it back to Twitch.
That's fine.
Okay, we're going to play a video now.
So we're going to play the first one.
The first one, the TikTok height, number one.
Okay, guys, we're going to play it.
Hold on.
Back to check-in, guys.
We invite over from hinge that say they're six foot Okay That's pretty funny.
That's pretty fucking funny.
That's like a harmless thing.
I don't know.
Like, I don't think they meant it in a toxic way.
Like, the text did.
Well, we're going to play another one here.
Chris, if you want to go ahead and play the next one.
Pause, pause, pause.
Go back, Chris.
Go back a little bit.
No.
Forward, forward, forward.
Go forward.
When she's in front of the door, Chris, please.
Why are you acting like it's something that I should know?
Here, play.
Play it.
Okay.
This six.
Chris is spicy tonight.
Okay.
Chris, Chris.
Hey.
Chris, well, you've been dropping the ball, okay?
You told me not to handle it.
Chris, hey, you need to stop.
Chris.
Yo, you cannot freak out right now.
You're done.
Chris, you're done watching his channel.
Wow.
Okay.
Chris is leaving.
You're really.
I'm actually.
Yeah, this is like stupid.
Wow.
Wow.
What are you even talking about, man?
Wow.
Chris, like, you're blowing it way out of proportion.
Okay.
Wow.
Holy shit, guys.
Yeah, I was saying, God, what is this?
Chris, Chris, you're.
Chris you need to all right you gotta leave man if you're if Of course I'm leaving, Brian.
Okay.
are we are we gonna reconcile this chris or are you chris come back I mean, Chris, I'm sorry.
I have a birthday fucking degree.
Chris, I think you're over.
Chris, I think you're overreacting a little bit.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if I've been too stern with my directions, but Chris, so.
So if you want me to apologize that I was too loud with you, I do apologize, Chris, but you're...
I'm sorry that I'm making too loud with you, but like, I make money off of the microphone.
Chris is about 5'8.
Okay, Chris.
Okay, you gotta leave.
See you, man.
Let it, Chris.
Wow.
Okay.
Holy shit, guys.
That was insane.
So I'm gonna be running the stream, guys.
I have my stream deck here.
Holy shit, dude.
Yeah.
His feelings are just hurt.
Chris, did you sneakers?
Did you guys think I was being too tough on Chris?
I feel like you're being a little tough.
Not mean, not mean, but just like maybe a little snap.
Trying to micromanage.
And he's trying to do it.
Here's the thing, though.
Chris was late today.
And he missed a couple super chats.
And, you know, the thing is, is that this is kind of very fast-paced.
It's a very stressful job.
And yeah, so no, I mean, guys, that's not.
That should be a little bit different.
That was legit.
That's not like staged.
I'm pretty shocked.
Like, here's the thing.
I told him, like, hey, we're doing this live.
It's a very, you know, it's a very hectic environment.
And I'm going to be, I've told him this before.
I'm going to be very stern with my direction.
And, you know, there's been a few times he's made some errors.
And I'm just, I'm not going to be like, please, Chris, can you do this?
I am going to be like, you know, that's maybe, that's my leadership style.
I'm going to be a bit more.
I've left my last job because of that.
What's that?
I just left my last job.
The reason why I'm in this position that I'm like switching jobs is because them new managers are just like, you have to talk to people nicely.
Like, if someone's going to talk to me nicely, I'm going to go over and above and do whatever.
But if you're going to be rude to me, like, I'm not going to like, you know, I'm not a confrontational person, but I'm not going to sit around.
I don't want to bounce.
I haven't talked about this, but I'm a manager at a store.
And like, I get it.
Like, there is, there is a point where you can go overboard on it.
You know, when you feel pressure on you, it's like if you're a leader, you're a leader in a certain situation.
You feel that pressure, but you have to find a way to calm it down.
You know, there's obviously a way to.
You talk to somebody nicely, they're going to be for the most part nice to you.
Yeah.
But under like dick to somebody, fuck, I'll be a dick too.
Yeah, but there's some points where like there is, there needs to be some stern or shit just won't get done.
Like at least to a certain level, you know?
I mean, I was definitely stern with him, but there were a few times during the stream that Chris made a couple mistakes.
I don't think I insulted him.
I was just very stern with my instruction.
I would argue that what he just did is far more unprofessional than me kind of giving him very stern instructions.
I've been there.
I've been fed up like that before.
It was probably not just what you said at the moment.
I mean, I don't know what you guys went through earlier in the day, but maybe it was just built up.
That's why he was like, I think you still apologize.
And then you're saying you're overreacting.
Because I know when somebody tells me, hey, you're overreacting, oh no, you need to flip my outfit.
Now I'm going to text games mode if you were gamma lighting.
Hey, I see.
If you tell a girl, like you're like, calm down.
Yeah.
If you tell anybody when they're pissed off to calm down, or you're overreacting.
Like to him, he obviously felt, you know, I think like in a broader view, though, what he said as he was leaving was like, I'm trying to get like experience from this, stuff like that.
People are looking at him.
And if you're like continually being stern, I think he's thinking, oh no, people are watching and that's not looking good on me.
And I'm trying my best.
But I can see your side too.
Like I understand he did mess up a few times, but I he's messed up.
Yeah, but I mean, hold on.
I have to.
Bro, fucking Mike Davis.
Guys, so we just had my producer just quit.
I was about to leave the podcast and it wasn't.
That was the first time.
You apologize to Chris.
We don't need another school shooter.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
So.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, guys.
He's more of a nerd than like a school shooter type.
He was a cute school shooter.
This might be the wrong time to activate.
By the way, guys, so hold on just a sec.
So my producer just quit, guys.
I need to do a couple things here.
The show will continue.
But yeah, so give me just a couple minutes.
I'm going to be doing a couple things on my computer here.
I want to just open it up to you guys if you guys want to have any crosstalk.
Tristan, if you can take over for all Chris, we can discuss like crazy dates.
Like, do you guys have any crazy date stories?
Crazy dates?
I feel like we've talked about this.
I feel like, yes, it's partially inappropriate, so I can't.
Well, it's fucking good.
Everything on the show is fucking inappropriate.
Well, it involves drugs.
Oh, my God.
Come on.
What do you want to do?
You might as well finish up.
Okay, well, basically, I'm just going to say we were eating plants.
Plants.
Mushrooms.
Okay, this isn't.
We're not talking to fucking kids here.
We're talking to grown-ass.
Okay, well, basically, it was like some sort of rare type of fungus that had like stuff that looked like metal growing on it.
And it was, you only had to take one to like see visuals.
And this guy, it was my first date with him, and I was like, let's take it, let's take it, let's take it.
I'm ready.
And he was not ready.
Oh, my God.
As soon as they hit, he started trying to throw up and like started screaming inside his house and running back and forth and like, I was not ready for this.
And like screaming out.
So you fucking, you peer pressured him.
Well, he brought it out.
Like, how was I supposed to be like?
But you peer pressured him.
So involuntarily.
It is what, I mean, if you guys want to comment on this, I think that was peer pressure.
I like it.
Well, then I try saying, let's go to the park.
You'll calm down over there.
And I'm just like sitting on the grass, like enjoying my visuals, seeing all kinds of colors.
And he's over here doing like handstands.
By the way, so just for, just hold on, guys.
Hold on.
So just for those of you tuning in, my producer just quit.
So the show's going to be a bit more.
I can control things here from my stream deck.
But my producer quit.
Admittedly, I was very stern with him.
But the thing is, is that running a show is very stressful.
And we had, even before the show, we had one guy flake.
And then we had a couple people running a bit late.
So it was incredibly stressful before the show.
Chris was actually a little bit late.
And it's always stressful.
I tend to be someone who isn't the most.
I'm easily prone to stress.
When I'm stressed, with my directions, when I give direction, it's not, hey, please, if you don't mind, can you do this?
It's very much like, hey, I need you to do this.
I need you to do that.
We're live.
It's a fast-moving thing.
Admittedly, I think I was a bit stern with him.
I would say, though, that if he really should have waited, if he had a serious issue, he should have come to me and talked to me after the show.
If stuff had been building up for a while, he should have came and talked to me.
But I would have been more than happy to address his concerns.
But yeah, so we had my producer, my showrunner, Calamity Chris, just quit on stream.
Yeah, I don't think.
I mean, I could have been a bit more, maybe slightly more tactful.
But again, we're live.
It's fast moving.
I'm trying to be like boom, boom, boom.
You're going to have Jada Smith come on the next episode and you guys are going to talk about your feelings.
Jesus.
Yeah, no.
I mean, Chris is a good guy.
Chris, if you're watching or if you watch this after, I mean, obviously our working relationship is over, but you know, best of luck to you.
I wish you had, you know, brought that up to me.
You know.
He's for sure you're going to watch this later.
No, I wish he would have, you know, done it a bit more tactfully and not kind of caused a big fucking scene.
But I mean, you know, it is what it is.
And Eric, if you're watching, you'll be here next Tuesday.
So damn, so you had a side piece.
I had a guy.
I have a guy.
No, it's unfortunate, though, because I otherwise liked working with Chris.
Sometimes I was tough on him, but I mean, I'm a tough tough love.
Tough love, is that?
Wait, is that the term?
I'm a tough love friend.
Do you think you've come back from this, though?
Can you reconcile with it?
It's no.
No.
That there's no if he had stayed and I was like, hey, Chris, look, we'll talk after the show.
Like, I did say sorry.
I said, hey, man, sorry if I was too stern.
Thank you.
Blah, blah, blah.
Who's never had the makings of the varsity athlete?
Where did you see that?
Walker.
Thank you, man.
Just as well.
Yeah, by the way, guys, if you're just tuning in, my producer guy, he quit because I was a bit too stern with him.
And yeah, he was getting a little frustrated.
So it is what it is.
Does the panel have a reaction?
Do you guys want to give a reaction to that?
It's funny because somebody says, ladies, this is why you don't date an emotional man.
Imagine him being that emotional with a woman.
He'd KO you.
And I think as soon as he got mad, the first thing she said was, he's kind of cute.
Is he single?
Damn.
Wait, wait, wait.
So let me just say that I'm attracted to men who are passionate and willing to express their emotions.
That's, yeah.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Yeah.
That brings up a good point.
That's normal.
Wait, why that button, though?
Why that button?
Because if they don't, then you got problems.
Exactly.
No, because it makes sense.
Women, like, there's certain things that men will do.
If they don't find them physically attractive, if they do something or they're like a certain type of way, that will make them feel attracted to that person.
Say that.
Like, they can talk to them without getting all angry and crazy and nicely.
Like, for me, I'm all about I'm going to treat you the way you treat me.
So you be nice, I'll be nice.
But if you're going to be snappy or whatever, I can be snappy too, and then you're not going to like it.
So don't treat me like that.
I mean, as unprofessional as you're not going to be able to do that.
No, there's no, I mean, I'm just reading a comment here.
I mean, no forgiveness in my heart.
I mean, we're live.
That's not how professionals act.
If you want to freak out at, you know, some other job, fine.
I mean, I still think that's inappropriate.
I don't think I was overtly insulting him or anything.
So it is what it is.
Sorry, go ahead, man.
I was saying as unprofessional as it was, I mean, dude had some balls to just be like, all right, I mean it does take balls.
It certainly does.
That's what she's liking.
She's like, that's a real man.
Yeah.
I mean, no, that's not.
No, that's not a real man.
There's a correct way to handle things.
There's a correct way to handle things.
And that's definitely not it.
And I mean, it's live, so that's on the internet forever.
So when he unplugged his mic, I was like, oh, this is actually real.
Because at first, I was like, yeah, I thought he was like joking too, but I feel like it could have been saved, but the oh, you're overreacting, you're overreacting.
That would have just been like, you want to see overreacting?
He was not about to plug his mic back in.
He was out of here.
I think it could have.
If it was me and somebody was like talking to me nicely, then I would have been like, hey, you know, I won't be rude anymore or I'll be nice.
You know, then I'd be like, all right.
I thought it was funny that he left his keys, though, after he slammed the door.
I don't know if you guys heard, but he left and then he slammed the door, came back, and he's like, fuck, I forgot my keys.
And then he smiled.
That's not how you act, especially in a live environment.
Any problems that were had was obviously on his side and not communicating.
Yeah, I mean, if he, if he, you know, me and Chris have actually seven guests whom no one did nothing today escalate the situation.
And he orders, Chris doesn't have to take anything from you.
I'm glad he stood his ground.
Okay, well, there you go.
So.
Wait, what the hell did you expect us to do?
I don't know him.
Yeah, well, like, we met him today.
I mean, I've met him before, but she did say, I apologize.
Yeah, she did.
She did try to.
But, like, it's none of our fucking business.
I was prepared to, I mean, to try to ask girl in the green if she'd like to join me next week on the show to discuss the passion in dating.
Yo, that's Brandon.
That's Brandon.
He's been on a couple of the episodes.
Thank you.
Starting an organization.
I'm going to let you guys react to this.
Forgive Chris.
Who knows what else is happening in his life?
All of us humans are imperfect.
If everybody has an ownership snake, rosebums are way easier to absorb.
I mean, yeah, that brings up the good question.
Is there fucking past tension that was behind that?
Which probably there was.
We've had a bit of conflict in the past, but I mean, it's actually for recently, there really hasn't been much.
We've been working good.
We've been doing good.
So it caught me a bit off guard.
I was definitely a bit more stern with him today, but I mean, it is what it is.
I mean, I'll tell you this.
There's been issues with him being late a lot.
And we did actually have a bit of a similar sort of blow-up, I guess you could say.
He was an hour and 30 minutes late when he was supposed to show up for it's before we were going live.
You know, it wasn't, it was just a setup day.
We weren't like going live, but he was an hour late then.
He was an hour late another time.
And to me, punctuality is very important.
And so he was late today.
So, I mean, the fuck.
So, yeah, by the way, guys, if you're just tuning in, my producer just had a meltdown and just quit live on the show.
It was thoroughly.
Is it still thoroughly awkward?
Is it a bit?
No, I think it's like you keep bringing it up instead of moving on.
Oh, well, I mean, I'm just addressing it.
Making your show look, you know, like it's still live.
Hold up, Brandon.
Jerry Springer episode.
Hey, Brandon Springer.
I'm just waiting for him to come back in here.
Yo, fuck, I got my pants.
Hey, Brandon, did you catch the whole thing, Brandon?
I see you in the chat.
Thank you.
Shake it off, bro.
Thank you, man.
You handled it well.
I mean, I think I could have Miss Platinum says I shouldn't have said, told him to calm down, but I was like, I don't know.
I tried there a little bit to be like, hey, Chris, let's talk it out.
Let's figure it out.
Like you're to me, I thought he was blown out of proportion.
But I mean, look, I'm going to give stern direction.
That's my leadership style, as you will.
It is what it is, you know?
Well, 100% that was because priors.
Because personally, if it would have been one thing, I feel like then I don't think he would have walked out.
I think it's been like prior experiences, you know, you guys have had.
Yeah, I mean, because if it really just was today, that is, I mean, I wouldn't have fucking walked out.
I've shown those like multiple times.
From what happened in Lulu Florida with the podcast and what you learned.
Yeah, no, I mean, I'm not, I'm not talking, I don't really think I'm talking shit about Chris right now or anything.
I mean, I'm roasting pieces.
Redhead is right.
What's that?
Redhead is right.
Brixon needs to change the topic.
I'll just wrap up here with this one.
So, Chris, if you're watching, hey, man, no hard feelings.
I know we've had some tension in the past.
I thought things were going good, but clearly they weren't.
I wish that you had brought up your concerns to me sooner.
I would have, if you felt that I had been or I was being too stern with you, I wish you had told me.
That's just my leadership style.
You know, it's live.
You know, things were, you know, things were super hectic today.
We had last-minute flakes and, you know, tardiness.
So it is what it is, man.
I don't have any bad feelings towards you.
I'm sure you're done.
And I wish you good luck in your future endeavors.
You're a very talented videographer.
And yeah, I wish you all the best.
Hopefully there's no ill will.
You know, we'll get you paid for what you're owed and then, you know, move on.
So anyways, we're going to.
Yeah, guys.
And by the way, yes, if you're just tuning in.
Don't say it again.
No, by the way, hold on.
Moving forward.
I just want to address this.
He was not working for free.
So, no, he was getting paid.
Don't try to do that.
Should we continue the conversation on crazy dates?
I feel like she has a good story.
Yeah, I want to hear this.
She says crazy dates.
I would like to tell.
Okay, so I went on a date with this guy who ended up being homeless.
And let me tell you how I found out.
So I met him on Hinge and he picked me up and we were going to go get drinks at some bar downtown.
And when he picked me up, he was like, I'm sorry.
Like, I really need to focus on driving.
Like, I can't drive and talk at the same time.
I can't multitask.
Like, I need total silence while I'm driving.
So he turns down the music and we're just like driving in total silence to the bar.
And then I hear like a meow in the back seat.
And I turn around and there's a fucking cat in the back seat, like in a cage.
And I was like, why is there a cat?
He's like, yeah, that's just my cat.
Like, she comes everywhere with me.
So I'm like, okay, like, maybe he just really loves his cat, like, just brings her everywhere with him, whatever.
So we're driving to the bar.
This cat is literally, he lets it out of the cage and it's like clawing my shit up.
Like it literally ripped a hole in my jeans with its claws.
And then we're like halfway to the bar and he's like, yeah, by the way, I should have mentioned that I live in my car.
I was like, yeah, maybe you should have, like, maybe you should have put that on your hinge profile or something.
I don't know.
Just feels like a pretty big detail to leave out.
And so we get there.
We get to the bar and he literally drives right past it and like goes into this parking garage.
And he's like, I think we should.
Yeah, he goes to like the top story of this parking garage where there's no other car.
It's a pepper straight ready.
Yeah, he's like, don't worry, I brought a Swiss army knife.
I was ready to use that shit.
There you go.
He's like, we can just like smoke here for a little bit before we go in the bar.
And I was like, okay, I guess.
Like, I'll sit here and watch you smoke.
So this man's like smoking for like 45 minutes, a blunt that he rolled.
And he's just talking about his life and talking and talking about his trauma.
Why don't you say, can you take me home?
I did.
And he continued to trauma dump on me.
And he's like, did you.
Trauma dumped.
Yeah, he's like telling me about his fucking past trauma, how his mom stole his car.
He's been to jail a bunch of times.
And like, yeah, and he ended up home.
His mom stole his house.
He ended up homeless.
Like, and I'm just sitting there, like, ready to go the fuck home.
He's like, so did you want to go to the bar?
Because like, he's like, I think we should just smoke here.
And I was like, I think you should take me home.
So he takes me home, asks me to give him gas money to get back to IV.
So I was like, at this point, I'll literally just do anything to get home.
So I gave him a hug.
You did not.
You didn't.
I did.
His shit was on E. Like, what was I supposed to do?
I had to give this man gas money.
And then that wasn't the end of it.
I wish that was the end of it when he dropped me off.
He like continued texting me.
He like.
He was like, he's like, just let me pay you back.
Also, can I like get a place to stay tonight?
Like, he's like, I just want to sleep in a bed.
Like, can I please sleep in your bed?
I was like...
Holy shit.
Damn.
Hey, everyone's going off on this.
No comment on that.
Hold on, I had to go to the house.
Was this guy blonde?
I'm playing a song.
Hey, Tristan, can you put it center?
Oh, thank you, bro.
Mr. Producer over here.
I've been paying attention.
I got a song.
I'm out.
What the fuck is.
I want to know who that is.
What do we avoid him at all?
Oh, my God.
He's a rapper, dude.
I am running the show now.
A rapper.
Yeah.
I am the producer and the host of the show.
He has shit on Spotify.
I just wasn't interested in him.
What was his name?
Okay, that's the Andrew Tate, Mr. Producer.
That was Andrew Tate.
Oh, no.
Well, he had a song, like a Mr. Producer song.
So thank you for getting that, by the way.
Of course, so guys, if you're just watching my producer quit on stream, so I'm going to be running back and forth between hosting and on the computer.
Mr. Producer, you know, I run the best show.
So I'm going to get up.
I'm going to pull up the video because my showrunner just quit live on there.
I think he broke your heart.
I'm like a breakup.
Hey, it is what it is.
Can you, Brian, now that you're running the stream, can you unbend my other account from chat, please?
Yeah, I don't know.
I'll have to figure it out.
Okay, so we were going to pull.
Okay, we were going to pull up a.
Oh, okay.
We're going to pull up two, I think, here.
Okay.
I'll be right back, guys.
And then we're going to have the panel react to two clips.
Here, put it on the stimulant.
Oh, no.
Boom.
Okay.
Left.
All right.
We were talking about.
Oh, actually, Mike, Mike threw some shots at you talking about.
He said Chris is going to end up homeless, right?
Yeah, well, he was talking about how you, oh, God.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, well, Brian wasn't here to hear that, but what is your take on Mike telling you, you know, that you found that attractive, that he was, I don't know, bottling up his emotions instead of being.
It's probably like something that I need to work on in therapy: finding men with anger issues attractive.
Is that, does that have like any history?
Do you think there's a reason why you find that attractive?
Yeah, it's called daddy issues.
Daddy issues.
That's what I would say.
I feel like that was nothing compared to some things I've seen, honestly.
Yeah, no, definitely.
Oh, we got some issues.
That was just him.
Wait, Yo, Mike Davis.
I don't know if you can hear me.
I'm behind the computer, but facts.
Okay, so I'm going to pull up a little bit.
Oh, wait.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
You guys keep talking, but what did that super chat say?
Oh, someone said finish your story.
Yeah, that's what we were trying to get to.
Your story or something?
Well, I mean, I'm guessing you just, you know.
Nah, he just, he kept.
Oh, my God.
So this is the video that we were going to watch, and I'll just play the whole thing through.
I guess.
Yeah.
So right here, this six-foot mark to make sure no boy under six feet walks in.
Yeah, so thoughts on that?
Do you guys think anything?
I mean, I feel like the guy would have gotten completely roasted for putting that, you know, the weight scale.
But it's valid, is it not?
And even then, like, girls care about height, you know, like they care about height, but that's something they can't change.
Weight is something.
That's like what one of the comments had said.
Yeah, I mean, someone in the comments said that.
You can change height, but you can change your weight.
I mean, you can lose.
Yes.
I mean, that also goes for anyone.
I mean, I feel like if somebody has a preference of six feet over, like, you can't really get mad if a guy's like, well, yeah, you're too heavy for me.
You know, it's fair, kind of play.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But do you think in that situation the girl would have gotten as much hate as the guy would have?
No.
I don't think so now.
No, like 100% without a doubt.
It's like quirky and funny when she does it, but then a guy would get crucified for the scale thing.
Basically, you would get canceled.
Honestly, I'm going to go on here and just say, fuck, cancel culture.
Like, it honestly changes what people really want to say.
And it's fucking like, they change what they actually think just to not fucking get canceled.
That's like.
Let's go.
Indie Orange.
Oh, did I?
You know what?
Fuck.
I think I didn't add people's Instagrams down.
I'll do it after the show.
We just had such a...
We had such a hectic fucking setup.
It slipped my mind.
I will be adding everyone's Instagrams in the description of the show once we're done.
We'll probably wrap up in about 10, 20 minutes.
I know we're running a bit late.
If you're just tuning in, my producer quit live on stream.
So good times.
OK, so we sorry, guys, I'm a I'm a.
I'm a bit flustered.
I will spit my water.
I'm a little flustered, guys, because that was, I think that would fluster anybody.
But did you guys, did they react to the clip?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We were talking about.
She thought, I mean, yeah, like, it's funny how when the girl talks about that, but when that guy probably got fucking canceled or like got a whole bunch of hate in his comments.
Whereas literally the funny fact about that is a girl can change her weight, but you cannot change your height.
So it's something you can change, but you like, it's something you get hated on for bringing it up.
I'm not saying you should fucking shame people for their weight, but like the fact of the matter is it's valid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So he's sweating, bro, doing four jobs at the moment.
Facts, dude.
I'm fucking, I'm running behind the fucking thing.
So I'm going to, I think we're going to pretty much end off with one video.
I'm gonna have to run behind the computer because you guys know why.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because we have to be honest with you.
Don't forget to add our Instagram.
Just follow.
I'm gonna check my link.
Yeah, I will add everyone's Instagrams at the end of the video.
I have two links.
They might be interested.
Yeah, sorry about that, guys.
Normally I have it at the beginning of the video, but I added and then it just got super hectic.
So be right back, guys.
Let's watch this video.
Wait, what's on that link?
I want to hear that.
Fucking feet pics.
What's going on?
Well, you can find out.
Ah, no.
I'll pass.
Yeah, no.
What is this?
Who's this Andrew Team?
What's this song?
Oh, is it Andrew Tate?
My King.
It's just all my socials, TikTok, OnlyFans.
Wait, what's this video?
Stuff like that.
I wanted to drink too.
We are now going to be reacting to a Jim Jeffers video.
I'm going to theory.
Every single time a man states to a lot of women, he's called a stud.
But if a woman states a lot of men, she's called a slut.
And people think this is not fair.
No.
It is completely fair.
And I'll tell you why, right?
Because it's fucking easy to be a slut.
It's fucking hard to be a stud.
To be a stud, you have to be witty, charming, well-dressed, have nice shoes, and a fake job.
To be a slut, you just have to be there.
Thank you.
There are fat ugly sluts out there.
There are no fat ugly studs.
Rich guys.
I'm a slutty dwarf.
I've never met a stud dwarf.
Maybe in their own realm and now that have crossed over to our world.
Okay.
So, reaction to that video.
Money can do a lot of things.
We'll start here.
Well, I think Lord Tyrion from Game of Thrones can be considered a stud.
I think, I don't know, that's all I really have to say about that video.
That's like the only thing that stayed in my mind.
No comments.
No comments?
I mean, I don't really know what to say about that either.
Like, a guy can be a slut.
You just have to throw dick.
Like, it's not that hard.
Throw dicks.
It's not that hard.
Throw dick.
But it's.
The point he's trying to make is that a guy can be a stud.
He can't be a slut.
Because it's harder for men.
That's the point he's trying to make.
And he believes that the double standard is justified.
So do you feel that the double standard is not justified?
I'm going to pass this one on to Serena.
Honestly, I mean, I've seen a bunch of ugly sluts that are guys, so I don't know.
There's a lot of them.
I mean, there's somebody for everybody, you know.
You'd be surprised.
I feel like if maybe he has hidden talents, and that's why he gets a lot of action, but some tricks up his sleeve.
He knows how to use it.
Yeah, Miss Platinum.
Yeah, I feel like.
Or wait, sorry.
Kiki?
Okay, Miss Platinum.
Like, if a guy was fat and ugly, like how he was saying, and he had money, though, like, some girls like that, so it would be easy for that guy.
And he wouldn't have to work that hard.
So he'd just have to be there with his money.
And then some girls would bite the bait if they're into that.
Jacob?
No, kind of like what she was saying: that money can do a lot for a guy.
Because, I mean, for some people, though.
Some people.
Some don't care.
Because, like, I mean, if you go out and you see some guy wearing nice clothes or expensive stuff, drives a nice car, like, I feel like most girls are going to be more attracted to that rather than someone that doesn't have as nice of clothes or as nice of a car or anything like that.
By the way, we will get.
Sorry, guys.
We will get to the super chats.
I know there's quite a few that have accrued.
We'll get to them.
Don't worry about that Lila's ass pastor and Kristen.
His ass moved his free family presentation.
Okay, hey, Mike Davis.
Yo, thank you, man.
Thank you.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I think that's Brandon taking shots at Relly over here.
Apparently.
On seeking arrangements, because you are currently or were on seeking arrangements?
Off and on.
She's off and on, Sugar Baby.
Okay.
Never met anyone yet.
I actually met one person.
One person?
Okay.
I just didn't mean to do that.
Word.
So, Tristan, your reaction to the video that we just watched.
Double standards.
Status and money can make a stud.
Like, doesn't necessarily need to be good looking.
Most likely, if you're good looking, you can become a stud a lot.
A lot more likely than a guy that's not very good looking, you know.
But if you have money, I know dudes that are ugly as hell and they have money and status.
Or very rarely a personality will make a dude a stud.
You know, it's it's they have to really have a good personality, you know, if they're not good looking.
Thank you.
Oh, shit.
All they really need is to be funny.
Okay, thank you, Xavi.
By the way, you never emailed me, dude.
What happened?
But yo, thank you for the thank you for the support.
Much appreciated.
Sorry, guys, English is my second language, and I have a stutter, so I stumble over my words.
What's the first?
I was born in France, so I speak French.
By the way, sorry, guys, if I'm not, I'm on the ones and twos here, so first off, my take on the video, Jim Jeffries, that's an old, that's from an old stand-up special of his from, I think it was 2009, so that's very old.
So he'd probably get canceled for some of the stuff he just said there.
What's that?
He's like Andrew Tate.
He's, you know, speaking his mind, not really caring about a cancel culture.
Oh, yeah, no, I mean, you've got to be very careful.
Yeah, Usagi suggests that we turn off this text-to-speech, the TTS.
Maybe.
I don't know.
It's kind of cool.
I don't know.
Guys, guys in the chat, I want to open it up to you.
Yes, keep TTS.
So that's the text-to-speech reads in Super Chat.
Or two, no, get rid of it, just stick to the stream yard, you know, stick to pulling it up like this, you know, in StreamYard with the super chats.
One in the te, one in the chat for, wait, fuck, I already forgot.
Wait.
One in the chat for keep it or get rid of it.
Keep it.
Yeah, one in the chat for keep it, two in the chat for get rid of the TTS.
Anyways, we're gonna do, or no, I didn't give my full take.
First off, Jim Jeffries went from like based just saying whatever he wants to kind of like woke.
I don't know if you've seen any of his other non-stand-up specials, but yeah, so I actually don't think it's a double standard.
Thank you.
Oh shit.
Jesus.
Wow.
Yo, you're...
Sorry, you blush now, guys.
Come on.
You know what, though?
To get that.
To get that from Mike Davis, who's our resident.
That was from Mike Davis.
Well, that was from Mike Davis, right?
That's our resident roaster.
So that, I mean, that's pretty good.
Pretty good.
Mike's getting soft.
Yeah, Mike.
Yeah, Mike, you're getting soft, dude.
You're getting soft.
I think Mike is taking it easy on us just because we had that situation unfold.
So yeah, thank you, Mike, for the support, man.
Appreciate it.
So y'all didn't really seem to take much quarrel with that, but I feel like that's his stance.
It's kind of offensive.
And you guys don't mind?
Don't mind?
Well, I feel like bringing up seeking arrangements is like a perfect example of what they were saying of how money can make such a big difference for a guy who maybe initially a lot of women wouldn't be attracted to.
Like, because if you think about seeking arrangements, it's just a bunch of older men who have a lot of money and then they use that money to attract younger, more attractive girls who like otherwise obviously would have no interest in them.
So there are ways that make it easier to be a stud, I guess.
The guy I met was young.
Well, there's exceptions on seeking arrangements.
Wait, so it's you're saying that there's ways guys can be a stud beyond their appearance.
Is that?
Yeah.
Kind of what you're getting at.
Yeah.
Like they were saying if a guy has money or status.
Yeah, status, power, whatever it may be.
But okay, so let me paint a scenario.
A guy with all that stuff walks into a nightclub.
What does he have to do to get laid that night?
He can't just stand there and do nothing.
Buy a lot of drinks, get a section, buy expensive bottles.
Here's what they do.
Here's the difference, right?
Is women sleep with who they want, men sleep with who they can.
Agree or disagree?
Agree.
Let's start.
Yeah, I agree with that.
Well, it depends.
But for the most part, agree.
Agree.
I mean, I feel like some men have standards.
Like.
Well, of course.
I mean, the way you're making it is men just sleep with whoever they can.
A lot of dudes do.
A lot of fucking has a hole.
They're literally going to chase after it.
So, I don't know.
Miss Platinum.
Or sorry, hold on.
Kiki?
Okay.
Miss Platinum.
Okay.
Another statement.
Most women could sleep with most men, but most men cannot sleep with most women.
Agree or disagree.
Agree.
Agreed.
Hold on here.
Kiki?
Okay.
Agree.
Okay.
Well, there you have it.
So, I mean, it's just, I think the whole double standard comes down to it's pretty easy as a girl to get laid.
Like, if you wanted to.
Not saying that you'd think that's generally always the goal for a lot of women, but it's kind of easy for y'all.
Like, I guarantee you.
Okay, it's 10.
It's 10 p.m. tonight, right now.
Any of you could download a dating app, probably get some tonight.
Tristan?
What?
If you downloaded, I know you got a girlfriend, but let's say you didn't.
If you downloaded a dating app right now, do you think you could get laid tonight?
Prefer not to say.
Just say no.
Come on.
We know the truth.
It's not that easy.
Depends on who you are.
It's 10 p.m.
There's no, there's no, for men, there's no such thing as there's no such thing as last-minute pussy on a Tuesday.
Or is it okay?
Thank you, Mike Davis.
Yeah, I mean, it's just, it's so different.
Sorry, guys, we got a truck passing by.
So, thoughts?
Like, okay.
Do you think if you were so inclined, you could get laid tonight by a new guy?
I think so, but in that same tense, he would be able to too.
Like, if a girl wanted to, then if a guy is also on that same app, it's gonna happen.
Girls want sex just as much as guys do.
No, but like, yeah, no, I know what you mean, though.
Like, guys are, like, thirsty, honestly, pretty much.
Girls are just kind of like, I don't know, they're not really, I guess, as much hunting as much as guys are always fucking, you know, thirsty as hell trying to look for a girl.
Girls aren't really like that.
I mean, there could be, if it would be based on what the girl's looking for, though.
Yeah.
So, could a guy get lucky?
Yeah.
I think.
But it's not guaranteed for the guy.
For a girl, for sure.
Yeah.
Is today Thursday, by the way?
Yeah.
Okay, Thursday.
All right.
Caller's name.
Yeah.
It's Thirsty Thursday.
Anyways, let's just do some super chats and then we're going to wrap up the show, guys.
I'm hungry.
So, okay.
There's so many that came in.
I don't even know where I'm at.
The fact that she's on the user.
Did you already link our Instagrams?
No, it's after the show.
I'll do it.
Oh, okay.
I'll do it right after the show.
My Instagram?
I think it's.
Hold on.
Really?
Did we do this one?
We've done that one a while ago, yeah.
This one, I think, we just heard.
No, that was a while ago.
No, we didn't.
I didn't read this one, did I?
Oh, I did.
Okay, okay, okay.
We're pretty far down.
Did.
Yeah, okay, yep, yep, yep.
Sorry, guys.
Oh, we got another one.
Whoa.
Okay.
Definitely don't go to frat parties or fucking hit on freshman chicks.
Oh, shit.
You know what?
Yeah, that's the other thing, guys.
But thanks for the super chat.
I'm going to try to display all of them.
Sorry, guys.
I have not been starring all the super chats, so I'm going to have to.
Oh, wait, actually, I might be able to do it.
Hold on, guys.
I'm gonna.
Tristan.
Why the fuck would he say that, anyways?
Really?
Sorry, guys, I missed.
Both with an eye.
Why do they attack you?
You were soy boy.
I don't know.
I don't fucking know.
What the hell did I do?
No, no, no.
There has been like Naruto and like, I don't know, some other dude that's like been supported, but you know, whatever.
Honestly, I can confirm that Tristan is not like that, although he does give off like the look.
Yo, what the hell, guys?
Come on.
Guys, get your super chats in.
We're going to read the super chats and then we're going to wrap up the stream.
32 never had sex.
Yeah.
Did we do a game?
Just look at the eyes.
Sorry, guys.
I have to scroll all the way up through all the comments and star all of them if I want to display the super chats.
Ryan, why didn't we sue the chads after the baby left?
Sure that fool wasn't mixing with your donos in the room.
Yo.
Hey, Mike Davis, thank you, man.
I appreciate the support.
That was, you know, obviously I'm sorry to the.
I want to apologize to the stream for that.
I haven't done that yet.
I hope that, you know, obviously it's impacted the stream a little bit.
I feel like it sparked, it sparked everyone to talk about.
I don't know, I'll give it a little more.
Yeah, but I, you know, that's just spicy.
You know, we have viewers, and I do want to apologize to the viewers for that.
That was, yeah, not, I'm sorry, guys.
Maybe you guys tune in for the drama, but it would be interesting to have a transform as they didn't on both sides of the channel guys.
Okay, yeah, I mean, I'm.
That would be interesting.
I'm open.
I'm open to that.
Oh, there's too many.
Bro, I would never go vegan.
I'm sorry.
No.
Can't.
Even if she fucking told me to.
Shoot, guys.
Sorry.
There are just so many super chats.
I might have to pull it up some other way, guys.
Fire for Tristan.
I think.
Okay, I think I got all of them, guys.
Sorry, one sec.
By the way, Tristan, if you want to ask the panel.
Oh, yeah.
Why don't we do this while I'm getting the super chats?
Final thoughts or question for the panel?
I still want to know your body count.
Yeah, bro.
Come on.
Fuck.
Child of God, really?
I'm a man of God.
I'm a very discreet individual.
But you expect them to tell you what their body count is.
Well, the difference is that I believe body count matters.
That's true.
So.
Valid point.
Yeah, but I do appreciate you admitting yours.
But yeah, no, I just don't kiss and tell, you know, I'm very discreet individual.
Okay, I think I'm.
Okay, final thought or question for the panel?
No final thoughts.
Follow her only fans.
I guess that's her final thought.
Okay, go ahead.
I think I've said all I had for today.
Same.
Okay.
It's been fun.
I'm going live later.
I didn't know what to expect.
Online, Jasmine.
Jacob, final thought or question for the panel?
No, I mean, I think it was kind of interesting how we all were talking about Chris Levin and just what it brought up.
Just kind of reflecting on it in a way.
Tristan?
No.
No, I'm just not many.
I think we went over a lot.
Do they have questions for us?
They're saying a lot of people.
Well, I already know.
Gonna pull up all the super chats.
But yeah, by the way, I also want to thank the panel for their patience during the to quote Fresh and Fit.
That was a self-frank castle.
Shout out Fresh and Fit.
Check him out on YouTube.
Yeah, my producer quit mid-show.
I was a bit too rough with him, I guess.
And I was a bit too stern.
I'm glad you're admitting it.
I think I've admitted it repeatedly.
Well, this is the first time I'm hearing you actually say that.
What?
I've said it multiple times.
I've said it multiple times.
I've said it in another way that I said it multiple times.
I mean, I take accountability, but I mean his blow-up wasn't justified, but I was a bit stern with him today.
We don't have to get back into it, but all right.
So, Tristan, can you help me read here, Juicy?
Where can you remember which was the last one that we pulled up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So was it this one?
Raider?
Yeah, no, we saw that one.
No, but I think it was just a difference between when it just popped up on its own, but like that we read.
No, yeah, we read that.
Are you sure?
Yeah, we did.
I think the last one was.
No way.
Yeah.
It had something to do with the past.
These are all back, these are, okay, Walker with the, hold on.
Thank you.
Oh my God, there's too many.
Guys, you guys are killing me.
Mike Davis.
I mean, I think she wants a...
What's it going to take for you to leave your boyfriend to get with Mike Davis, who's a very powerful businessman on the East Coast?
Rich, obviously, with his consecutive $5 super chats.
What's it going to take?
Can he steal you?
No.
Okay, by the way.
Sorry.
I'm just kidding.
Jazz's boyfriend.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
She's very faithful.
All in good.
Someone gave me permission to take Jasmine.
He's like, it's okay.
Okay, so, yeah, I think we're going to...
By the way, I'm going to be reading these.
Okay, shut up.
Okay, Walker 11, shut up, Mike.
You're brave today, but no worries week.
Okay.
Wait, man.
Okay, we got type of dude because he goes, okay, Xavi.
No, you already know.
Tristan, the type of guy.
I kind of read that one.
Yeah.
I think that was the last one you read actually.
Okay, Walker 11 with the two British pounds or whatever.
Bien.
Oki Montga Chris.
Bro, are you trying to be French?
E cos salope.
No, that's French.
Salope is.
I'm pretty sure that's French.
Bien oi que.
He's not making.
Salope, I think.
He's insulting Chris.
That's it.
Salope is definitely an insult.
Mike Davis, don't ask broads on how to pick up women.
That's on the roleplay a man picking up a woman and they'll sound.
That could actually be fun.
It is getting a bit late.
Would any of you like to do a kind of last-minute roleplay?
What?
The role play?
Are you guys down to extend the stream about another 10 minutes?
What does that even mean?
If you'll pay for my Uber.
I'm hungry.
Let's watch this.
I got bananas if you want some.
Not like colloquial banana.
Okay.
Thank you.
Jesus fuckers too many.
Bananas are good for the ass.
For the what?
For the us.
For that?
Wait, I thought you were reading that from the chat.
You really just said that?
Yeah.
What?
So.
I don't even want to know what's on that link.
No.
You don't need to know.
You have a girlfriend.
Tristan, let's watch Sonic 2 together and eat some links.
That would be an interesting thing.
Okay, so I'll just ask the panel really quick.
Next topic should be on Chris Chan, would be an interesting discussion.
I mean, we're not going to talk really much more about that.
So of the girls on the panel, do any of you think that?
Well, I think we already asked it.
Is dating easier for men or women?
I think most of you said it was harder for men.
Yeah, we agreed on that.
Okay.
We'll do the role play for another stream just so we can wrap up here soon.
We've been going for a while.
Okay.
Mike Davis with the $10 Super Chat.
Orange Dirt Girl is the type most guys dream for.
Feminine, sweet, non-confrontational.
And looks to match.
9-10 guys would take her over.
Kim K facts.
These other females should take notes.
Thank you, Mike Davis, for the $10 Super Chat.
Much appreciated.
Jazz, do you have a response to Mr. Mike Davis?
He's writing you some poetry in the chat.
Thank you, Mike.
Sorry, you can't take me from my boyfriend.
She's taking Mike.
Sorry, man.
All right, this guy's a Chris fanboy.
Yeah, well, obviously, I'm...
Yeah, next show I'll have someone else come in to run the stream.
Chris, if you're watching, I can fix you, baby.
Let's talk.
Shooters shoot.
Shoot a shot, bro.
That's fucking shooter shoot.
I got a fucking thing to say to that.
Bro, that's a state.
That's a state, bro.
I'll know, man, that's there, bro.
Chicks be weird.
All right.
More super chats.
Okay, we did that one, right?
Can I say something?
I'm worth seven.
Okay, so Zavi is worth seven million and five seven with a dad bod.
I get any chick I want.
Money is good.
That was probably in response to one of our previous.
Waiting outside.
What's up?
This Asian family looked at me like this in their car.
Maybe I'm so confused by that.
Do it again.
Wait.
What does that mean?
I thought it was funny.
What's the context, though?
Like, none.
Yo, Mike.
There's your content, bro.
Come on.
I want to hear something out of that, bro.
Brandon, God bless seeking arrangements.
These are out of order, guys.
Brian, don't worry about that low testosterone.
Chris dude, his Asperger's freak out will grow your show.
Mike Davis, yo, thank you for the support, man.
Thank you for the $5 super chat.
Yeah, I mean, I've got no ill will towards Chris.
Maybe there's something else.
Oh, sorry.
I need to put this back here.
How long was I on that side?
Shit, my bad.
Yeah, it is what it is.
I have other guys that can come in and run the show.
I wish Chris the best.
I wish he had just come and talked to me after the show.
And if he wanted to quit, that would have been fine.
But girl in the orange, can I take you to Paris?
Wee we?
Okay.
Zavi, I'd 100% simp for girl on the.
You got to take the jacket off now because they don't know who you're talking about.
Just so they know.
Just so they know, you know?
Okay, I'd 100% simp for girl on in the orange.
Okay.
Zavi with the other $5.
God damn, what's girl in the orange IG?
She's fire.
Hey, we're gonna have everyone's Instagram in the description.
I'll have it up within about five minutes after we finish the stream.
Normally, I have it up during the show, but you know, stuff happens.
Mike Davis with the $5 super chat.
Too bad Brandon wasn't here.
He would have straightened that soy boy out.
Yeah, hey, Mike Davis, thank you for the super chat.
Yeah, Brandon.
Brandon, you should have come tonight, man.
I would have had you here.
A good boss acknowledges the integral part that Chris plays on the stream.
Swallow the pride and try to get him back.
You know what?
In relationships, be them business, friendships, romantic relationships, there is a what's the term?
Someone help me out here.
Founder.
No going back.
Like, there's a point of no return.
Point of no return.
That's also a sexual euphemism, I think.
There's a point of no return.
And I mean, when that happens, if he had a quarrel with how things were going, he should have come to me after the show and we could have talked about it one-on-one.
But yeah, I mean, there's no going back after that.
So the relationship's done.
But I wish him the best, you know.
I wish him good luck.
I wish him good fortune in the years to come.
I was going to say the wars to come, like some Game of Thrones fucking dude.
Like I've got a castle or some shit.
Mike Davis with the $20 super chat.
Yo, Mike Davis.
We talked about this.
Thank you, man.
You're a fucking legend.
I really do mean it.
I really appreciate your support.
So Mike Davis with the $20 super chat.
This female, and I believe he's referring to Chris when he's saying this female.
This female thinks a man tantrum is masculine.
Dude sounded like those viral male Karens.
A real man expresses his emotions instead of bottling up and exploding.
Chris will be her next homeless date now that he's out of a job.
He's talking about her.
He's talking about because she found it attractive that he, you know, he got up and he had balls to do that, which we already talked about.
Like, I mean, it's true.
I mean, I think he should have expressed it beforehand.
If I was, you know, getting disrespected, I guess, or I guess not, you know, someone was being really stern.
Repeating the child.
I'm live, though.
Repeat.
If I was being distracted, I would not, you know, probably be as drastic as that, but I would be like, I'm not taking shit.
Chris White wants to see silent chats.
Okay, thank you, Zavi, for that super chat.
All right, let's see.
If I were in his situation, I would have just walked out silently, honestly.
Like, without saying anything, and then just talk about it later and tell you what you did wrong.
Yeah, I would do that.
Get up and literally walk out be like, all right, fuck it, I'm out.
But I wouldn't be making a scene like that.
Yeah, the scene is well.
I don't know what's on the internet is forever.
So let's see here.
Walker with the two about two British pounds.
Chris has 5-1 energy.
Stephen Krug, $5.
The biggest piece of advice I'd have is turn the other cheek, learn from what happened, and move forward with the podcast on what you learned.
Brandon, yo, thank you, man.
Shake it off, bro.
You handled it well.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
I think I did okay.
Stephen Krug, starting an organization is hard.
Forgive Chris, who knows what else is happening in his life.
All of us humans are imperfect.
If everybody has an ownership stake, road bumps are way easier to absorb.
I mean, forgiveness isn't an issue, but I mean, He's obviously not going to work again with me.
I mean, that's probably a mutual feeling, so I don't think there's any reconciliation that can happen.
But like I said, I don't have any ill will towards Chris.
I wish him the best.
But yeah, we're just not going to work together anymore.
Really?
With an eye?
Let's see.
Brandon, ask Girl in Green if she'd like to join me next week on the show to discuss the passion in dating.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
Girl in green.
He wants you on there, I guess.
I would love to.
To join.
Tristan, can you want to read some of these?
Me?
Yeah, read.
I'll read the one down.
Just read from the screen here.
All right.
Seven guests and no one did nothing to escalate the situation.
Yotas.
Chris doesn't have to take anything from you.
I'm glad he stood his ground.
Okay.
Y'all hear that Spanish accent?
C-Math does.
Yeah, C-Map is a Chris fan.
Bass with the $5 super chat.
That's not how you act, especially in a live environment.
Any problems that were had was obviously on his side and not communicated.
We had Walker with 450 British pounds.
Chris never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
Word to junior soprano.
This channel never disappoints Mike Davis.
First bimbo to leave the podcast and it wasn't a female.
I think, did we, it came in as a.
It came in, but we didn't.
I don't.
I didn't pull it up like this.
Mike Davis, thank you for the $10.
Make sure to apologize to Chris.
We don't need another.
Okay.
Why, Brian, why do many super chats after the beta left?
Beta?
Beta?
Beta.
Beta.
Beto.
Sure, that fool wasn't messing with your donos and routing them to his overdrawn bank.
No, I don't think there was any shifty stuff going on there.
It would be Michael Litoris with the 450.
About the trans woman?
Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
Sorry, guys.
I'm trying to get through them as quick as possible.
Tristan, the type of dude to go vegan for his girlfriend.
Gotta shoot my shot.
Ask Orange Girl what it would take to ditch the Zero and Go With the Hero.
I see you struggling.
Okay, yeah, already did.
Okay.
Should be on.
Okay.
And I'm pretty sure that's all these super chats.
I'm very sorry if I missed any guys.
Producer quit mid-show.
You know, so what, I, you know, what am I going to do?
I think we should put a dollar in the jar every time you say producer quit.
It is what it is, guys.
It is what it is.
Yeah, I know, it is what it is.
Yep.
So empty, there's a term for it.
I forgot.
Anyways, so we got final thoughts.
That was quite the show, guys.
I'm sure that's going to be clipped.
And I'll, yeah.
Sorry, guys.
I'm a little flustered by what happened.
I'm having to handle the super chats and handle everything over here.
I think we're going to, so we're going to wrap up there.
I want to thank all of you for tuning in tonight.
It was certainly a unique and lively show.
Definitely wasn't expecting that.
I suppose it made for good content, but yeah.
We've got an opening, by the way.
Well, I think Eric, I'll bring Eric on, but yeah, we do have an opening for a producer.
If you live in Santa Barbara and you want to, you know, help out behind the scenes, let me know.
I want to.
Oh, we will be live again.
Let's see.
I might be doing an interview next week with Rolo Tomasi, the rational male.
He's coming on the podcast for one-on-one.
We might try to get him on the dating talk panel, maybe.
It's in the talk, in the talks.
But for the dating show, we will be live again Tuesday and then Thursday of next week.
I want to give a big thank you to the panel for coming.
Thank you guys very much.
I'll be getting their Instagrams in the description once we're done with the once we're done with the stream.
So, yeah, everyone's Instagrams will be in the description.
And I want to thank the viewers for watching.
Thank you for your patience while we were working out that whole mess.
And yeah, I'm trying to think if there's anything else.
Yeah, thank you guys for your patience before the show because we were a bit delayed.
And thank you guys for your patience during the show.
And yes, it was an interesting night.
I'll say that.
And Tristan, why don't you close that out?
Just because I didn't include the Instagrams in the description, if everyone wants to just go around and just tell people your Instagram, and then I'll add it to, and then I'm going to end the stream.
All right.
Thank you guys.
We'll see you next time, Tuesday, 7 p.m.
And go ahead if you want to let people know your Instagram.
My Instagram is jasmine.rene, but there's two J's.
Oh, shit.
My Instagram is really Relly, but you spell it like R-E-A-L-L-I dot Relly, R-E-L-L-I.
My Instagram is Rowan.
It's spelled R-A-W-A dot N. Mine is, it's Serena.
It's I-T-S dot, and then Serena is S-O-R-I-N-A.
My Instagram is miss.platinum.
My Instagram's J underscore V A Real7.
Sub boys, my Instagram is Trizbra, so it's T R Y Z Z B R A H. All right.
Thank you, everybody.
You want to give a wave to everyone?
Thank you guys for coming.
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