EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 121 - NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
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The Biggest Problem Is Now Noise
00:03:09
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| Ah, we're live. | |
| Ah, cool. | |
| All right, my normal software has changed. | |
| Everybody, sorry for the confusion. | |
| My normal software has changed. | |
| And it's, of course, upset me greatly. | |
| Like, who stops software? | |
| Like, it's fucking software. | |
| You just code it and it just exists. | |
| Who goes out of their way to then stop the software? | |
| I'm very upset by this development. | |
| And I'm using this new software and it's reminding me how old I am. | |
| Guys, I'm Unk. | |
| I'm Uncle Tate now. | |
| I'm no longer one of the cool young kids. | |
| You have all these young streamers, all these young people in politics, these young people running around with live camera everywhere they go outside. | |
| I don't even know how you do that. | |
| I only do my show when I'm in Romania when I have the podcast studio, or I don't even do the show because I don't know how. | |
| These kids have Starlink connected to a backpack and they're running around getting in fights on the street and shit. | |
| I can't do those things. | |
| Okay, I'm Unk. | |
| So when they change my software, it's very upsetting because I don't know how to do any of this. | |
| And the biggest problem is that nothing ever happens anymore. | |
| Fix the noise. | |
| Let me fix the noise. | |
| You can hear me, nigger. | |
| So, guys, here's the problem. | |
| Nothing happens anymore. | |
| I remember when things used to happen in the world, and I'd come on here and do my show and be like, guys, have you seen this? | |
| And I'd do my show and like something cool would happen. | |
| But now nothing at all happens. | |
| The world is just mega fucking monotonous, just endless sludge of stock pricing, transnational capital, more and more diversity. | |
| It's bullshit. | |
| Nothing fun is happening. | |
| They locked me in my house for four years and everything was happening and I was doing my show. | |
| And now I'm free. | |
| Nothing is happening at all. | |
| Which I guess is convenient because I don't have time to do the show because I'm busy traveling the world, but nothing is happening anymore. | |
| Last time I did a fun emergency meeting, Blackhawks went to Venezuela and kidnapped the president. | |
| That was fun. | |
| I made fun of the Mexicans. | |
| I made fun of the whites, made fun of the blacks. | |
| Everyone caught smoke. | |
| I got in loads of trouble. | |
| It was hilarious. | |
| But nothing happened. | |
| Nothing's happened since. | |
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Kids Voting Ass
00:15:41
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| No kidnappings. | |
| Nothing. | |
| Just the kind of crap we don't want. | |
| Fucking skirmishes with fucking Iran, just bullshit. | |
| I want something good to happen again. | |
| They're saying the mic is making a weird buzzing sound. | |
| And that the audio is not grounded. | |
| Let me hear. | |
| Nothing. | |
| Just the kind of crap we don't want. | |
| Okay, they're lying. | |
| You're all liars. | |
| But guys, nothing happens anymore. | |
| Nothing ever fucking happens. | |
| The golden age came of politics and now it's just fucking gay. | |
| I see people now who are like online streaming and they're talking about politics. | |
| And I think, give up, bro. | |
| Give the fuck up about politics. | |
| They literally have emails from Epstein about bribing government and raping children. | |
| And who got arrested? | |
| Nobody. | |
| They recently caught a whole bunch of Somalians stealing billions of dollars, more than the entire GDP of Somalia. | |
| There hasn't been a single arrest. | |
| Not one arrest. | |
| And you're going to sit there and go, actually, the filibuster, the Supreme Court. | |
| Voting is how they satiate the peasants to believe that we can vote in only four more years. | |
| If we just keep paying taxes in four more years, we can vote. | |
| You know what? | |
| I'm going to vote so fucking hard this time. | |
| I'm going to fucking vote him. | |
| I'm going to vote so fucking hard, bro. | |
| And then you just pay taxes and get fucking robbed. | |
| Epstein's sitting somewhere on an island. | |
| Messaging people on both sides of the camp. | |
| He's emailing the Democrats. | |
| Hey, let's fuck a kid and steal money. | |
| He's emailing the Republicans. | |
| Shall we fuck a kid and steal some money? | |
| Everyone's in a big fucking forwarded email. | |
| It's like a group conversation. | |
| And you're sitting there going, not the filibuster. | |
| Golly gosh, I'm going to vote so hard. | |
| There is no voting. | |
| There is no politics. | |
| Guys, there is money. | |
| There is money. | |
| I have it. | |
| You don't. | |
| Trust me. | |
| At the top, no one gives a fuck about politics. | |
| We're all rich. | |
| Nobody cares. | |
| So talking politics is the biggest waste of human life for me to log in here and go, guys, so the GOP are not ready for the primary. | |
| GOP literally stands for gay old people. | |
| Literally. | |
| That's what it stands for. | |
| Didn't a fucking dude get fucked in the ass in the American Senate under Joe Biden and nothing even happened? | |
| Those are your politics. | |
| Your politics are some old man who emails Epstein, who's stealing money with Somalians, taking his little boyfriend into the Senate and fucking him in the ass. | |
| And you're talking about voting. | |
| The vote only exists. | |
| Guys, the vote only exists so you don't rebel. | |
| The vote exists so you don't burn the whole system down because you think, I don't have to go burn it all down because I get a chance to vote. | |
| And then you vote someone in and that person doesn't do much. | |
| And if they try and do anything important, some black judge from Arkansas stops it. | |
| Some district city court. | |
| What the fuck even is a district city court? | |
| Maybe I'm old. | |
| I'm unknown. | |
| I'm stupid, right? | |
| The president said do something. | |
| In Russia, that means it's done. | |
| In China, that means it's done. | |
| In Dubai, that means it's done. | |
| In all the Middle East, Qatar, Bahrain, that means it's done. | |
| America, president, do this. | |
| No, we can't. | |
| District city court judge Shaniqua Shaniqua. | |
| What? | |
| Did I vote for Shaniqua? | |
| Who the fuck is this bitch? | |
| I didn't vote for her. | |
| Why has she got more power than the fucking president? | |
| And then someone's going to sit here and go, oh, well, let's podcast this one out. | |
| I'm going to really podcast this. | |
| So guys, the filibuster, we need to vote. | |
| It's over. | |
| It's over. | |
| Democracy as we know it is over. | |
| You know what's coming next? | |
| Technocratic communism. | |
| That's right. | |
| AI machines are coming to make sure that you stay a slave. | |
| You're a slave now because you don't own any assets. | |
| You work for the people who do own assets. | |
| Do you understand that when you were a slave, you lived at a country house? | |
| I'm a slave, but I live at a country house down in Georgia. | |
| Nice summers. | |
| But it's not your house, is it? | |
| You work for a company, but it ain't yours. | |
| You live somewhere, but that ain't yours either. | |
| You drive a car and that's the fucking banks. | |
| You're a slave. | |
| There is no voting. | |
| It's all bullshit. | |
| Epstein. | |
| Epstein shouldn't have made you think, oh my God, the kids. | |
| It should have made you think, oh, politics isn't real. | |
| And nothing ever happens. | |
| Like, who gives a fuck about anything anymore? | |
| Guys, I struggle to give a fuck about anything. | |
| I still have a team of researchers who like come up with news reports and stuff and tell me about things I'm supposed to talk about. | |
| The Black Hawk, cool, I was interested. | |
| I came here. | |
| I told you all that Colombians are Mexicans. | |
| We got to the bottom of it. | |
| But when they come to me now going, oh, Bricks has said Bricks, fuck Bricks, bro. | |
| I remember when they were talking about de-dollarization. | |
| Turns out they ain't doing shit. | |
| No one's doing anything. | |
| Trump's just golfing. | |
| You know, he's golfing. | |
| He's busy playing golf. | |
| You're sitting there hoping that politics is going to save you. | |
| I told you when Trump won that nothing's going to fucking change if you don't work yourself. | |
| And I was right. | |
| So all these streamers talking politics, you're wasting your time. | |
| Because nothing ever fucking happens. | |
| What's going to happen is that an AI techno communist state is going to be built that stops you complaining about the endless diversity dildo that you have to take. | |
| That's all it's going to be. | |
| We're going to use AI to stop them complaining about the amount of diversity. | |
| And you're going to be sitting there in 20 years from now going, maybe I can vote my way out. | |
| no you can't i'm kind of glad i'm onk I'm kind of glad I'm old now. | |
| I'm not sure I get along with the kids anymore, you know? | |
| I don't understand them. | |
| I don't understand the kids. | |
| I used to think when I was a kid, I'd like say something was cool. | |
| And the old people would be like, what the fuck are you doing? | |
| And I'd be like, they're so out of touch. | |
| Guys, I'm out of touch. | |
| I've reached the stage now where I look at the kids and I'm like, what the fuck is going on? | |
| Some things I get. | |
| Like, I get the ASU frat leader thing. | |
| That was funny. | |
| So I joined in for a little while. | |
| I'm bored of it now, but I joined in for like two whole days. | |
| It was funny. | |
| Now I don't care anymore. | |
| I don't give a fuck about the ASU frat leader anymore. | |
| But it was funny. | |
| But a lot of stuff I just don't get. | |
| I don't get you new people. | |
| I don't get how you youngsters think. | |
| You know? | |
| Everyone's just gay and weird. | |
| I talk to like young guys. | |
| I'm like, hey, like, hey, man, hey. | |
| I'm like, how are you? | |
| Yeah, I'm good. | |
| And they're like, hey, we're going to save America. | |
| Bro, you haven't got a fucking clue. | |
| I'm not going to save anything. | |
| Wait, what's this? | |
| All right, let's play it. | |
| Because now we got this new system. | |
| I'm confused with how things work. | |
| Let's play it. | |
| Hard room for the order. | |
| It's taking too long. | |
| Take it too long. | |
| Don't care. | |
| Joke's ruined. | |
| You know, white people are so desperate to go extinct. | |
| It's like they beg so hard to go extinct. | |
| I just look at white people and think, you are trying so hard to not exist anymore. | |
| Vote, vote, vote. | |
| And then you see a white guy and he's like, I love my wife so much. | |
| She's my best friend, my muse. | |
| I couldn't do anything without her. | |
| You're a fucking faggot, bro. | |
| Like, what the fuck? | |
| And I see all these like white kids and I talk to them like, how many kids you got? | |
| When I say kids, I mean like 30-year-olds. | |
| I'm unk. | |
| But I speak to like white people. | |
| I'm like, how many kids you got? | |
| We're going to start trying for maybe one kid in about five years. | |
| You don't have a race. | |
| Like, you don't have anything left. | |
| You have no race. | |
| Your women don't listen to you. | |
| don't have children it's just like white people are just as a mixed race man i try and stick up for the white guy but you literally can't anymore Because they're just like pandas refusing to breed. | |
| You know, like pandas when they sit there and they just sit like retards. | |
| And eventually you get to the point where like, you know what? | |
| This bear is fucking dumb. | |
| Just let him not have kids. | |
| Fuck him. | |
| Yeah, just fuck it off. | |
| Pandas clearly don't deserve to reproduce. | |
| White people are pretty much there now. | |
| It's unbelievable. | |
| We built civilization. | |
| You don't even fuck, bro. | |
| What's the point in building civilization if you don't fuck? | |
| What's the point in building all this big, beautiful civilization to give it away to fucking blacks and Mexicans? | |
| You built all this beautiful stuff and gave it away and stopped having sex with girls. | |
| And if you do have sex with girls, you brag about how you get to wear a condom so she didn't get pregnant. | |
| Congratulations. | |
| Your ancestors are so proud of you. | |
| Your ancestors are sitting there going, yes, exactly what we wanted. | |
| We wanted to fight saber-toothed tigers and fend off frostbite so that in 3,000 years, our direct descendant can put a little piece of rubber on his pee pee and put it in a girl and have no other kids and the bloodline would die. | |
| You people fucking suck. | |
| Replacement break. | |
| Yeah, it's over. | |
| It's over. | |
| White people, guys, it's over. | |
| That's how I know I'm unk. | |
| Because I look at these white people and I'm like, what are you doing? | |
| I'm a streamer. | |
| Like, just have some kids and fuck. | |
| Just have some kids. | |
| What the fuck are you doing? | |
| So fucking retarded. | |
| Everyone's wasting their time talking about politics and fucking bullshit. | |
| Guys, there's only one thing that's real in this world. | |
| And it's not love. | |
| It's money. | |
| I hate to be a black pillar. | |
| I'm not trying to be pessimistic. | |
| I'm just telling you the truth. | |
| Money talks. | |
| Money is how Epstein managed to fuck thousands of girls and not get in trouble for it and break laws and murder people. | |
| Money is why your wife pretends she cares about you. | |
| Money is why your wife's like, I love you so much, honey. | |
| As soon as you lose your job, she's out. | |
| Second you get divorced, she wants to steal what? | |
| You don't go to divorce court and your wife's like, you know what? | |
| We're breaking up now, Your Honor, and I still want to take half of his love with me. | |
| They don't give a fuck about your love. | |
| Your love means nothing to them. | |
| It never did. | |
| What do they want to take? | |
| Half your fucking money. | |
| Money talks. | |
| That's what you need to be focused on. | |
| Every minute you spend praying for some ethno-state to be fucking built is a waste of time. | |
| It ain't coming. | |
| A fucking diversity dildo the size of SpaceX. | |
| Here, here's the diversity dildo. | |
| No matter who you vote for, you could vote Republican, Democrat, it doesn't matter. | |
| No matter what happens, the diversity dildo takes off. | |
| Right up your ass every fucking time. | |
| Brown people. | |
| Boom. | |
| There's no escaping it. | |
| The diversity dildo is the only real thing that comes from politics. | |
| Need to focus on money. | |
| I've got a few super chats here. | |
| I'm going to read all the super chats at the end. | |
| I'm going to talk to the young people. | |
| I mean, some of the young people get this, but some of them just don't. | |
| And both genders, there's another reason I know I'm Unk. | |
| Both genders are fucking cooked, bro. | |
| The young men are gay and weird. | |
| And I don't blame them for checking out from society because they're totally right with the jester gooning thing. | |
| Like you have to try so hard to get some basic ass bitch that's been fucking pounded all over the place who's begging to have sex with me. | |
| You're chasing some girl and you're trying to fucking take her out on a nice date to Pizza Hut. | |
| And she's spamming fake accounts that people have made of me trying to get a flight to Dubai to get have sex with me in a fucking foursome with three other girls she doesn't even know. | |
| you met on the first day like it's being a normal dude would fucking blow bro I get it. | |
| And the chicks are fucking wrecked. | |
| Chicks, females now, their minds are toast. | |
| They cannot resist the psyop. | |
| Women can't resist external pressures. | |
| Mentally, they're not strong enough to resist them, which is why they're conformists, which is why they've destroyed society. | |
| And if you look at women and you look at their algorithms and the social media they read and they watch, they're toast. | |
| Every single woman is being poisoned from the inside out by social media. | |
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Social Media's Toxic Influence
00:10:43
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| Every single one. | |
| You look at any girl's algo, it's just video one. | |
| If he wanted to, he would. | |
| Video two. | |
| You're special. | |
| You deserve this. | |
| Video three. | |
| Some prostitute with a G-Wagon full of roses. | |
| Video four. | |
| Whore on a private jet. | |
| Video five. | |
| Some super simp man. | |
| Some husband who's super obsessed with his wife and hugging her and kissing her. | |
| And I can't live without you. | |
| It's like this is fucking mind poison. | |
| This is bullshit. | |
| And then these women lose their fucking minds to the point where the social contract is completely broken. | |
| The social contract is this. | |
| I put up with you. | |
| I put up with you and I pay for you and I keep you alive so you're nice to me and do as I say. | |
| That's the social contract. | |
| But that's broken now. | |
| Women are like, pay for me. | |
| Entertain me. | |
| I don't listen to nobody. | |
| The fuck? | |
| Why would I pay a member of staff who doesn't listen to me? | |
| If you don't do your job, you get fired. | |
| Social contracts completely toast and it's because of these algos. | |
| Me, Andrew Tate, one of the most famous men on the planet, a literal billionaire with unknown pools of fucking untapped, massive piles of cash, has women saying to him, can't believe you didn't send me anything on Valentine's. | |
| Why the fuck would I send you something on Valentine's? | |
| It'd be nice. | |
| I'm busy. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| I'm only fighting, you know, the government. | |
| I'm busy. | |
| Well, you could have just got your assistant to send it. | |
| Want those flowers not as a declaration of my love because you know I tell my assistant to do it. | |
| You want those flowers to put on fucking TikTok. | |
| You want TikTok content. | |
| You're a fucking content creator. | |
| And you want to get the flowers and do this. | |
| If he loves you, he would. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Well, guess what, then, bitch? | |
| Because I didn't. | |
| Guess I didn't love you very much. | |
| I guess I don't love you at all. | |
| I guess I just want kids. | |
| I guess I don't love you at all. | |
| And I just want to have some children so I don't die alone. | |
| I guess I've accepted that when I'm an old grandpa, if I have enough sons, they'll get me, you know? | |
| All my women will be gone, but my sons will watch the old emergency meetings and be like, dad was cool. | |
| And the only way I'm going to get a son is if I put up with you. | |
| So I guess that's why we're here, isn't it? | |
| Talk about love. | |
| This is a business arrangement. | |
| I deal with your crap and I pay for you to stay alive. | |
| And you do as I fucking say. | |
| How dare you? | |
| How dare you have the audacity to complain about some flowers on some bullshit made-up day when I'm literally fighting the governments all around the world as if I'm not stressed enough? | |
| You weren't even a virgin when I met you. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| It's incredible to me. | |
| These women are fucking cooked by the algo. | |
| Their brains are fried. | |
| I don't think love even exists anymore. | |
| Love's dead. | |
| It died. | |
| I'm not sure exactly when. | |
| Probably during COVID. | |
| The only thing that died during COVID, because COVID wasn't real, was love. | |
| Ever since then, I've never seen anyone fall in love organically ever. | |
| It's not real. | |
| Familiarity is real. | |
| I'm used to this person. | |
| They don't annoy me that much. | |
| That's all real. | |
| But if you're a young man watching this and you think that you're going to fall in love in some Disney fucking princess bullshit, it's all fucking bullshit. | |
| Any real G doesn't, that doesn't happen. | |
| You're like, okay, she's not that annoying and she's hot. | |
| That'll do. | |
| That'll do. | |
| You can join the Harim. | |
| Congratulations. | |
| And then after a while, they start crying. | |
| Why do you have to have a Harim? | |
| Because I'm not gay. | |
| Because if I was gay, I wouldn't be fucking you, would I? | |
| So I have a Harim because I'm rich and famous and I'm not gay. | |
| But you should want to get married. | |
| Said who? | |
| The TikTok algo? | |
| Oh, your TikTok algo said, I should only be obsessed with you because you're so special and I shouldn't like any other girl ever. | |
| Okay, let's work out how different you are then. | |
| Because if I only care about you and no one else, you must be special and unique. | |
| You went to the same doctor for your tits as the others. | |
| You have the same fucking lip injections, the same hair extensions. | |
| You watch the same bullshit on social media. | |
| You talk about the same crap. | |
| You wear the same clothes, the same breath. | |
| Tell me your USP. | |
| You don't think I'm funny? | |
| No. | |
| I don't think you're funny. | |
| I think I'm funny when I make fun of you. | |
| That's what I think. | |
| And that's why I have a harem. | |
| Harim, harem, however you want to fucking call it. | |
| I'm a pirate. | |
| I'm a captain of a pirate shit. | |
| I need some fucking pirates, okay? | |
| I need wenches on my boat. | |
| Gonna have to get the fuck over it. | |
| Read the super chats quickly. | |
| Thank you for showing my sons how to be men. | |
| One day they will retire me and be God-fearing, protective providers. | |
| I'm so tired, but I will not give up. | |
| Women aren't meant to work all day. | |
| Correct. | |
| Women are not meant to work all day. | |
| Women are meant to obey a man who works. | |
| And that's why that is the basic foundation of all society that has been broken. | |
| Man works, woman listens. | |
| Women have stopped listening. | |
| Men have stopped working. | |
| Now everything's fucked. | |
| Nothing new is happening. | |
| Society is decaying all around us. | |
| All the cities we live in are decaying. | |
| Our culture is decaying. | |
| Everything's fucking broken. | |
| Nothing cool at all happens ever. | |
| And the young people, I say this to young people, I'm like, nothing happens anymore. | |
| Everything's fucked. | |
| Tell me something cool that's happening. | |
| And they're like, no, that's not true. | |
| We've got AI. | |
| That's what you think's cool? | |
| Fucking chat GPT? | |
| I mean, yeah, it's a little bit impressive for about five minutes. | |
| We have fucking people sitting there asking the Matrix, how do I download porn? | |
| Like, what the fuck? | |
| That's what you think is fun. | |
| How many kids do you have? | |
| Zero? | |
| Interesting. | |
| Zero. | |
| Great. | |
| I'm one of the boomers now. | |
| Guys, I'm a boomer. | |
| I'm announcing I'm uncle, so that means I'm a boomer. | |
| I want inflation. | |
| I'm now the problem. | |
| I've become the problem that's destroyed society. | |
| I want my house price to go up. | |
| That's what I want. | |
| So I want to inflate the currency. | |
| Let's debase the dollar. | |
| I want my house price to go up. | |
| I want my pension to pay. | |
| I want social security. | |
| We need cheap labor. | |
| Bring in the foreigners. | |
| I'm a boomer now. | |
| I've given up. | |
| What about the young people? | |
| Fuck the young people. | |
| Can't afford a house? | |
| I guess you're a fucking dummy. | |
| Should have worked harder, brokey. | |
| Should have got a paper round and bought three houses in a summer like I did. | |
| I'm a boomer. | |
| My goal now for the future is just to adopt all boomer politics and boomer policies. | |
| I don't get you young people with your fucking AI and porn and refusing to fucking have kids. | |
| Everyone's weird, streaming with Starlink. | |
| You're a bunch of fucking weirdos. | |
| Just increase the price of my house and bring me slave immigrants, please. | |
| Good morning, sir. | |
| I'm a student of the real world crypto trading campus. | |
| The Swiss who want the name of the song from the Russian sauna in the Dubai episode. | |
| Yes, brother, please post it. | |
| Oh, you put it here. | |
| I got the name. | |
| I was going to say post it inside the real world and tag me, but we've already got it. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Appreciate that. | |
| Hi, Tate. | |
| Huge fan and the real world student. | |
| What mistake keeps poor men poor even when they work hard? | |
| I feel like I work hard every day, but I don't have results yet. | |
| What keeps you poor is working hard. | |
| Hard work. | |
| Lots of poor people work hard. | |
| When you carry water on your head across the fucking Mozambican desert, because if you don't go on a nine-mile trek each morning to some pump, which was installed by UNICEF, you're going to die of dehydration. | |
| That's hard work, but you're still fucking broke. | |
| So working hard in and of itself is not enough to escape the Matrix. | |
| You have to identify opportunities and you have to go first and you have to be brave. | |
| You have to be brave enough to do the things that others haven't done yet. | |
| You can walk to the pump nine kilometers away and get guaranteed water, or you can dig a hole and maybe get unlimited water instead of two bottles. | |
| But there's a risk that you dig a hole for no reason. | |
| You have to take the risk. | |
| If you don't take the risks, you're only ever going to be going and fetching. | |
| You're going to be a worker, a slave forever. | |
| I got second place in my national boxing tournament and went by myself. | |
| Do you think I should continue? | |
| Yes, absolutely. | |
| I hate that I'm old. | |
| That's the one bad thing about being on because I can't fight like before, and I hate that. | |
| While you could fight, you need to fight. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Guys, only reading Super Chats above $50 now. | |
| And you know what's about to happen that I'm supposed to give a shit about? | |
| Midterms. | |
| There's going to be all these fucking streams about midterms. | |
| Everyone's going to be talking on Twitter about midterms. | |
| I'm going to delete the Twitter app from my phone during midterms. | |
| Because everyone's going to be like, of the midterm, guys, I don't give a fuck. | |
| I don't give a shit. | |
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Punishment From God
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| I'm rich. | |
| Epstein's proved to us that the entire system's corrupt. | |
| I don't care about midterms. | |
| Why the fuck should you? | |
| The Democrats are coming back. | |
| Everyone's going to fucking jail. | |
| It's over. | |
| The fuck you want me to? | |
| Who gives a fuck? | |
| It's done. | |
| It's toast, bro. | |
| Even before this show, I messaged someone. | |
| I'm like, I'm going to do a show about how nothing ever happens. | |
| What cool has happened since the Venezuelan Blackhawks? | |
| And they're like, well, have you seen the Super Bowl show? | |
| I'm like, is that what happened? | |
| Is that a Mexican sang at a Super Bowl show? | |
| Yeah, but he spoke in Spanish and he's Mexican and this is America. | |
| You don't realize there's fucking Mexicans in America? | |
| America is Mexican. | |
| Of course a Mexican sang. | |
| Who's watching sports ball anyway? | |
| Epstein's fucking kids. | |
| Your currency's being debased. | |
| We're about to get dragged into another forever war. | |
| Your judicial system, your educational system, your medical systems are all corrupted. | |
| Nobody's having children because you can't find a girlfriend because the algo has AI slopped her mind to the point where she thinks she's special enough to be with a fucking trillionaire and you have nothing. | |
| And you think the answer to this is to watch sports ball and then you complain that halfway through the sports ball game, a silly fucking Mexican talks shit? | |
| You're an idiot for even watching it. | |
| It's God punishing you. | |
| If you're going to watch sports ball, of course the universe is going to punish you by making sports ball worse by adding a random Mexican. | |
| VIP, VIP, VIP, VIP. | |
| Like, what the fuck are you doing with your fucking life? | |
| And then people go, oh no, I watched the sports ball, but I turned off the Mexican and I turned off and I turned on another show. | |
| You're broke. | |
| You're fucking poor. | |
| What the fuck are you doing? | |
| I could literally fly to the Super Bowl and stand in a fucking box with the president on a private plane and I didn't go. | |
| Do you understand how much I couldn't give less of a fuck about sports ball? | |
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Meteorite on Its Way
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| And I'm rich. | |
| I have time to waste. | |
| The Mexican was a punishment from God for your participation in the goy slop. | |
| The Mexican was a punishment from God because you were paying attention to shit that you shouldn't be paying attention to. | |
| That's why the Mexican came. | |
| That's why he appeared. | |
| As vengeance. | |
| And every single year, the halftime show gets gayer and more retarded. | |
| And every single year, you tune in. | |
| The fuck. | |
| Guys, I can't do emergency meetings so often anymore because I was locked in my house for four long years. | |
| And now I'm free and rich. | |
| And I'm busy. | |
| I have to meet hedge fund managers. | |
| I'm now amongst the elites. | |
| I'm one of the boomers. | |
| We're controlling society. | |
| All you people at the bottom, you brokeies, we're up there doing real shit. | |
| I don't have time. | |
| But I promise if something interesting happens, I'll come to an emergency meeting. | |
| But nothing ever fucking happens. | |
| The world's boring. | |
| Dow Jones is up. | |
| Oh, Joff! | |
| Oh, fucking, yeah, the Dow Jones, great. | |
| Things used to happen. | |
| Now nothing happens. | |
| We're all fully caught in the Matrix on our phones. | |
| I would love for like aliens to appear or a meteorite to be on its way to destroy Earth. | |
| Like if a meteorite was on its way down to destroy all of Earth on its way down in the sky and a crowd gathered beneath it and it was certain death. | |
| Everybody had two minutes left to live before the meteorite strikes Earth and everyone dies. | |
| Do you know what people would do? | |
| They'd get out their phones and record it. | |
| They're all going to be dead in two minutes. | |
| Let me kiss my children. | |
| Let me say bye to my parents. | |
| Let me pray to my God. | |
| My God that I think about. | |
| All these fucking women who put Bible quotes on their Instagram after they get plowed all night. | |
| Have sex with some random guy all night and they feel bad. | |
| So the next morning it's a Bible quote before some little Christian boy falls in love with them. | |
| They'd be standing there looking at the meteorite on its way to destroy them and they wouldn't think about, you know, humility, God, this God that they've loved so much after being a whore. | |
| They wouldn't think about kissing their parents. | |
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Talking Dating Disasters
00:05:21
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| No, you know what they'd do? | |
| They'd record it with a phone. | |
| Boom. | |
| That's how fucked everyone is. | |
| That's how bad it's gone. | |
| It's toast. | |
| Everyone's just stuck in the fucking algo. | |
| It's toast. | |
| It's over. | |
| Everyone's stuck in the Matrix. | |
| I'm glad I'm unknow I'm going to delete Twitter during the midterms. | |
| I don't even check Twitter anymore. | |
| I don't know what's happening online. | |
| I don't watch streamers. | |
| I don't know anything. | |
| I'm just, you know what I'm busy doing? | |
| I'm like Scrooge McDuck now. | |
| I'm just there, you know, got my cigar, got my all my money. | |
| I call my lawyer and my banker and I ask about money. | |
| And I'm like, okay. | |
| I play Smash Bros. | |
| You know? | |
| Once again, an unknown. | |
| Smash Bros. has been around forever. | |
| The last hope of politics has been expired. | |
| So you're either going to get rich and live a life worth living or stay fucking broke. | |
| Those are the options. | |
| That's all it's going to be. | |
| A few super chats here, I think. | |
| Hey, Andrew, any news in regards to fundraiser.com? | |
| I submitted a pitch deck, but I haven't heard back yet. | |
| Yes, we're still going through all of them, but a big change is coming to fundraiser.com very shortly. | |
| So I'm going to do a big announce on Twitter when that website changes. | |
| You're going to see why. | |
| Hi, Andrew. | |
| Please help me understand why a beautiful 26-year-old girl would marry a guy if she still has to work full-time for minimum wage. | |
| She's from Thailand. | |
| Why would a girl marry a guy if she still has to work for minimum wage? | |
| She won't. | |
| Women are going to use the only thing they've got, which is pussy, to get everything else that men can give them. | |
| Women have one trick and they're going to use it to the best of their ability. | |
| They have one thing. | |
| It's like button bashing. | |
| It's like spamming a move in COD. | |
| You know, it's like just pressing the one, it's like Street Fighter, just pressing the one punch. | |
| Women have got one move. | |
| You want my pussy? | |
| Give me stuff. | |
| That's their move. | |
| That's all they've ever done. | |
| They're going to use it to the best of their ability. | |
| She's from Thailand. | |
| Who has to. | |
| I mean, I don't want to sit here now and start calling all Thai girls hookers, but I don't fucking know. | |
| It's just ridiculous. | |
| I've stopped talking about politics. | |
| I've just explained why. | |
| I've also stopped talking about dating, guys, because it's just money now. | |
| It's just money. | |
| I literally can't help but get girlfriends. | |
| Like, it's so accidental. | |
| You're out here sending super chats to me across the world trying to get advice on how to take some fucking mid bitch for pizza. | |
| And I'll go outside to fucking walk my dog and come back with like three girls. | |
| Because he's rich. | |
| He's rich. | |
| He's rich. | |
| They can smell it. | |
| It's like the zombie apocalypse. | |
| Crypto's down. | |
| Stocks are down. | |
| Economy's fucked. | |
| Everything's toast. | |
| These bitches can't get jobs. | |
| They can't learn AI because they're stupid. | |
| They know their OnlyFans grift is coming to an end because there's AI hoes now. | |
| It's all running out. | |
| And like the zombies who are looking for fresh meat, they're just chasing money like fucking never before. | |
| Like a zombie apocalypse where you see them running around. | |
| There's, he's rich. | |
| He's, I, I, I, I love you. | |
| I love what you say on the internet. | |
| You're so funny. | |
| Hi, yeah, I believe I'm a traditional woman too. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Let's shut the fuck up. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| And you're DMing her. | |
| Maybe, maybe one day we can go for pizza. | |
| Do you believe in connection? | |
| You're going to connect your penis with your hand and jerk off. | |
| That's all you're going to do. | |
| Bro, it's fucking, it is so over. | |
| There's no point even talking about dating. | |
| It's all just money. | |
| You got money. | |
| You got girls. | |
| You got no money. | |
| Guess what? | |
| So guys, I'll be back on an EM when something fucking finally happens again. | |
| But I have a feeling nothing's going to happen. | |
| We're going to slow march diversity, dildo. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I just sneezed. | |
| That's the most interesting thing that's happened in the last two weeks. | |
| Nothing's going to happen. | |
| We're going to slow march diversity, dildo, into the midterms. | |
| Everyone's going to rave about. | |
| Mexicans are going to sing at the Super Bowl. | |
| Poor people are going to be broke. | |
| Rich people are going to be rich. | |
| Let's hope I get arrested again so the fucking world's fun again. | |
| You know? | |
| At least life was fun back then. | |
| I got dragged in and out of the house. | |
| Police come. | |
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No Point Podcasting About Politics
00:05:06
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| BBC. | |
| It was, you know, funny. | |
| Now it's fucking, everything's boring now. | |
| Everything fucking blows. | |
| Uncle G. Another reason I don't do emergency meetings is because I have started only broadcasting inside of the school to the unfair advantage. | |
| Because inside of the school, I can say a lot more than I say out here. | |
| And they're a lot more value-led. | |
| So the real world students, you're going to see me inside of the school broadcasting far more often. | |
| And I'm hardly ever going to do emergency meetings unless there's something interesting that's happened in the world. | |
| So we're going to wait for the world to give me what I want when I feel inspired, you know? | |
| But there's a whole... | |
| Give me the whiteboard. Thanks. | |
| Marker? | |
| Nice. | |
| Politics. | |
| Dating. | |
| So Red Pill was huge for a while. | |
| Then politics was huge for a while. | |
| Is there any other thing or is that it? | |
| I think that's basically it, isn't it? | |
| Then there's our culture, which is kind of politics, but conspiracies? | |
| That's the kind of politics as well. | |
| Here. | |
| There's no point podcasting about politics because Epstein has proved that regardless of whether you're on the left or the right, you're just a rich pedophile who's happy to fuck kids on a secret island and steal from your constituents. | |
| It doesn't matter who you vote for. | |
| It doesn't matter how hard you try to vote your way out of this. | |
| The rich people are going to go to islands and they're going to fuck children and they're going to tax you to death. | |
| That's why politics is a complete waste of time to even discuss. | |
| Epstein has shown there is no left, there is no right. | |
| There are just elites and there are cattle and you are one of their cattle. | |
| You are nothing to them. | |
| They will fuck your daughter. | |
| They will chop her up and fucking eat her. | |
| And if you try and get justice, guess what? | |
| It ain't coming. | |
| Guess how many arrests there's been? | |
| None. | |
| Nobody is coming to save you. | |
| So politics is a waste of time. | |
| Dating. | |
| No point in discussing that anymore because crypto has allowed us to quickly demonstrate to the world that all women are hookers. | |
| Dan Bilzerian had a whole brand based on being around hawk girls. | |
| Then crypto came along. | |
| Meme coins and Solana bullshit and total fucking dorks got rich fast. | |
| And guess what? | |
| Total fucking losers had the same number, if not more women, than Dan Bulzerian. | |
| Proving that Dan Bulzerian wasn't pulling it off being an alpha male. | |
| He was just really fucking rich. | |
| And that's not me insulting Dan. | |
| That's me making it clear that women are hookers. | |
| Everyone knows women are hookers. | |
| All women just want fucking money. | |
| So there's no point in having a whole bunch of women around you to try and be cool because it just makes you look like a guy who's addicted to fucking prostitutes because that's all they are. | |
| So there is no dating. | |
| There is no love. | |
| There is no red pill. | |
| There is no trick you can tell a girl. | |
| There isn't, hey, if you go up to her and you neg her, slightly insult her hair, then she's going to fall in love. | |
| You're broke. | |
| You're fucking poor. | |
| You're going to be lonely forever. | |
| You know what I can do? | |
| Because I'm rich and famous. | |
| I can go on a date and I can talk about World War II. | |
| I can talk about Zhukov's counterattack the entire time and we'll go home after a long discussion about the tiger tank and she'll suck my fucking balls. | |
| Day one. | |
| That's what happened. | |
| So there's no more red pill. | |
| There's no more dating. | |
| Culture, waste of time. | |
| Diversity dildos coming to fuck you. | |
| The whole Super Bowl halftime show was in Spanish to make it clear that the white man is conquered. | |
| And no matter how much you cry about it on the internet, it's over. | |
| And you're conquered because you simp to women. | |
| You're the only race on the planet that cares what women say. | |
| You completely fucking cucked to your wives. | |
| You're all wife guys or gay, one of the two, probably both. | |
| White people are gone. | |
| You have no fucking culture. | |
| Forget about it. | |
| Conspiracy theories are all true. | |
| That's just telling the truth now. | |
| So there's no point in broadcasting about any of this stuff. | |
| No point about podcasting about any of it. | |
| Next time something cool happens, like Blackhawks, Venezuela, then we can talk. | |
| But until then, don't give a shit about politics. | |
| Don't give a shit about dating. | |
| Don't give a shit about any of it. | |
| I'm Unk. | |
| I only give a fuck about one thing. | |
| You know what that is? | |
| Money. | |
| I'll teach you how to get rich. | |
| And I'm gonna stay rich because that's the only thing I've ever found in this world, which isn't complete bullshit. | |
| We got all that boats producer. | |