Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 121 - NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
Aired: 2026-02-19
Duration: 51:58


=== The Biggest Problem Is Now Noise (03:09) ===

[00:06:39]  Ah, we're live.
[00:06:41]  Ah, cool.
[00:06:43]  All right, my normal software has changed.
[00:06:46]  Everybody, sorry for the confusion.
[00:06:47]  My normal software has changed.
[00:06:50]  And it's, of course, upset me greatly.
[00:06:54]  Like, who stops software?
[00:06:56]  Like, it's fucking software.
[00:06:58]  You just code it and it just exists.
[00:07:01]  Who goes out of their way to then stop the software?
[00:07:08]  I'm very upset by this development.
[00:07:10]  And I'm using this new software and it's reminding me how old I am.
[00:07:15]  Guys, I'm Unk.
[00:07:19]  I'm Uncle Tate now.
[00:07:21]  I'm no longer one of the cool young kids.
[00:07:23]  You have all these young streamers, all these young people in politics, these young people running around with live camera everywhere they go outside.
[00:07:32]  I don't even know how you do that.
[00:07:35]  I only do my show when I'm in Romania when I have the podcast studio, or I don't even do the show because I don't know how.
[00:07:43]  These kids have Starlink connected to a backpack and they're running around getting in fights on the street and shit.
[00:07:51]  I can't do those things.
[00:07:53]  Okay, I'm Unk.
[00:07:56]  So when they change my software, it's very upsetting because I don't know how to do any of this.
[00:08:09]  And the biggest problem is that nothing ever happens anymore.
[00:08:20]  Fix the noise.
[00:08:25]  Let me fix the noise.
[00:08:27]  You can hear me, nigger.
[00:08:35]  So, guys, here's the problem.
[00:08:40]  Nothing happens anymore.
[00:08:43]  I remember when things used to happen in the world, and I'd come on here and do my show and be like, guys, have you seen this?
[00:08:50]  And I'd do my show and like something cool would happen.
[00:08:53]  But now nothing at all happens.
[00:08:56]  The world is just mega fucking monotonous, just endless sludge of stock pricing, transnational capital, more and more diversity.
[00:09:10]  It's bullshit.
[00:09:11]  Nothing fun is happening.
[00:09:13]  They locked me in my house for four years and everything was happening and I was doing my show.
[00:09:18]  And now I'm free.
[00:09:19]  Nothing is happening at all.
[00:09:22]  Which I guess is convenient because I don't have time to do the show because I'm busy traveling the world, but nothing is happening anymore.
[00:09:31]  Last time I did a fun emergency meeting, Blackhawks went to Venezuela and kidnapped the president.
[00:09:36]  That was fun.
[00:09:38]  I made fun of the Mexicans.
[00:09:39]  I made fun of the whites, made fun of the blacks.
[00:09:42]  Everyone caught smoke.
[00:09:43]  I got in loads of trouble.
[00:09:45]  It was hilarious.
[00:09:46]  But nothing happened.
[00:09:47]  Nothing's happened since.

=== Kids Voting Ass (15:41) ===

[00:09:49]  No kidnappings.
[00:09:51]  Nothing.
[00:09:52]  Just the kind of crap we don't want.
[00:09:55]  Fucking skirmishes with fucking Iran, just bullshit.
[00:10:00]  I want something good to happen again.
[00:10:05]  They're saying the mic is making a weird buzzing sound.
[00:10:09]  And that the audio is not grounded.
[00:10:15]  Let me hear.
[00:10:17]  Nothing.
[00:10:18]  Just the kind of crap we don't want.
[00:10:21]  Okay, they're lying.
[00:10:23]  You're all liars.
[00:10:27]  But guys, nothing happens anymore.
[00:10:30]  Nothing ever fucking happens.
[00:10:33]  The golden age came of politics and now it's just fucking gay.
[00:10:37]  I see people now who are like online streaming and they're talking about politics.
[00:10:43]  And I think, give up, bro.
[00:10:46]  Give the fuck up about politics.
[00:10:49]  They literally have emails from Epstein about bribing government and raping children.
[00:10:56]  And who got arrested?
[00:10:57]  Nobody.
[00:10:58]  They recently caught a whole bunch of Somalians stealing billions of dollars, more than the entire GDP of Somalia.
[00:11:06]  There hasn't been a single arrest.
[00:11:08]  Not one arrest.
[00:11:09]  And you're going to sit there and go, actually, the filibuster, the Supreme Court.
[00:11:15]  Voting is how they satiate the peasants to believe that we can vote in only four more years.
[00:11:22]  If we just keep paying taxes in four more years, we can vote.
[00:11:27]  You know what?
[00:11:27]  I'm going to vote so fucking hard this time.
[00:11:30]  I'm going to fucking vote him.
[00:11:32]  I'm going to vote so fucking hard, bro.
[00:11:36]  And then you just pay taxes and get fucking robbed.
[00:11:38]  Epstein's sitting somewhere on an island.
[00:11:41]  Messaging people on both sides of the camp.
[00:11:44]  He's emailing the Democrats.
[00:11:46]  Hey, let's fuck a kid and steal money.
[00:11:48]  He's emailing the Republicans.
[00:11:50]  Shall we fuck a kid and steal some money?
[00:11:52]  Everyone's in a big fucking forwarded email.
[00:11:54]  It's like a group conversation.
[00:11:56]  And you're sitting there going, not the filibuster.
[00:12:01]  Golly gosh, I'm going to vote so hard.
[00:12:08]  There is no voting.
[00:12:09]  There is no politics.
[00:12:11]  Guys, there is money.
[00:12:13]  There is money.
[00:12:15]  I have it.
[00:12:16]  You don't.
[00:12:16]  Trust me.
[00:12:17]  At the top, no one gives a fuck about politics.
[00:12:19]  We're all rich.
[00:12:20]  Nobody cares.
[00:12:24]  So talking politics is the biggest waste of human life for me to log in here and go, guys, so the GOP are not ready for the primary.
[00:12:39]  GOP literally stands for gay old people.
[00:12:45]  Literally.
[00:12:47]  That's what it stands for.
[00:12:51]  Didn't a fucking dude get fucked in the ass in the American Senate under Joe Biden and nothing even happened?
[00:12:57]  Those are your politics.
[00:13:00]  Your politics are some old man who emails Epstein, who's stealing money with Somalians, taking his little boyfriend into the Senate and fucking him in the ass.
[00:13:15]  And you're talking about voting.
[00:13:18]  The vote only exists.
[00:13:21]  Guys, the vote only exists so you don't rebel.
[00:13:24]  The vote exists so you don't burn the whole system down because you think, I don't have to go burn it all down because I get a chance to vote.
[00:13:31]  And then you vote someone in and that person doesn't do much.
[00:13:33]  And if they try and do anything important, some black judge from Arkansas stops it.
[00:13:39]  Some district city court.
[00:13:41]  What the fuck even is a district city court?
[00:13:44]  Maybe I'm old.
[00:13:44]  I'm unknown.
[00:13:45]  I'm stupid, right?
[00:13:46]  The president said do something.
[00:13:48]  In Russia, that means it's done.
[00:13:50]  In China, that means it's done.
[00:13:52]  In Dubai, that means it's done.
[00:13:54]  In all the Middle East, Qatar, Bahrain, that means it's done.
[00:13:57]  America, president, do this.
[00:13:59]  No, we can't.
[00:14:00]  District city court judge Shaniqua Shaniqua.
[00:14:06]  What?
[00:14:07]  Did I vote for Shaniqua?
[00:14:09]  Who the fuck is this bitch?
[00:14:12]  I didn't vote for her.
[00:14:14]  Why has she got more power than the fucking president?
[00:14:18]  And then someone's going to sit here and go, oh, well, let's podcast this one out.
[00:14:24]  I'm going to really podcast this.
[00:14:27]  So guys, the filibuster, we need to vote.
[00:14:32]  It's over.
[00:14:35]  It's over.
[00:14:37]  Democracy as we know it is over.
[00:14:39]  You know what's coming next?
[00:14:42]  Technocratic communism.
[00:14:45]  That's right.
[00:14:46]  AI machines are coming to make sure that you stay a slave.
[00:14:52]  You're a slave now because you don't own any assets.
[00:14:56]  You work for the people who do own assets.
[00:14:59]  Do you understand that when you were a slave, you lived at a country house?
[00:15:03]  I'm a slave, but I live at a country house down in Georgia.
[00:15:06]  Nice summers.
[00:15:08]  But it's not your house, is it?
[00:15:10]  You work for a company, but it ain't yours.
[00:15:13]  You live somewhere, but that ain't yours either.
[00:15:14]  You drive a car and that's the fucking banks.
[00:15:17]  You're a slave.
[00:15:25]  There is no voting.
[00:15:27]  It's all bullshit.
[00:15:30]  Epstein.
[00:15:33]  Epstein shouldn't have made you think, oh my God, the kids.
[00:15:36]  It should have made you think, oh, politics isn't real.
[00:15:41]  And nothing ever happens.
[00:15:45]  Like, who gives a fuck about anything anymore?
[00:15:47]  Guys, I struggle to give a fuck about anything.
[00:15:53]  I still have a team of researchers who like come up with news reports and stuff and tell me about things I'm supposed to talk about.
[00:16:01]  The Black Hawk, cool, I was interested.
[00:16:03]  I came here.
[00:16:04]  I told you all that Colombians are Mexicans.
[00:16:06]  We got to the bottom of it.
[00:16:08]  But when they come to me now going, oh, Bricks has said Bricks, fuck Bricks, bro.
[00:16:14]  I remember when they were talking about de-dollarization.
[00:16:16]  Turns out they ain't doing shit.
[00:16:18]  No one's doing anything.
[00:16:21]  Trump's just golfing.
[00:16:22]  You know, he's golfing.
[00:16:23]  He's busy playing golf.
[00:16:25]  You're sitting there hoping that politics is going to save you.
[00:16:28]  I told you when Trump won that nothing's going to fucking change if you don't work yourself.
[00:16:33]  And I was right.
[00:16:34]  So all these streamers talking politics, you're wasting your time.
[00:16:41]  Because nothing ever fucking happens.
[00:16:43]  What's going to happen is that an AI techno communist state is going to be built that stops you complaining about the endless diversity dildo that you have to take.
[00:16:56]  That's all it's going to be.
[00:16:58]  We're going to use AI to stop them complaining about the amount of diversity.
[00:17:04]  And you're going to be sitting there in 20 years from now going, maybe I can vote my way out.
[00:17:10]  no you can't i'm kind of glad i'm onk I'm kind of glad I'm old now.
[00:17:23]  I'm not sure I get along with the kids anymore, you know?
[00:17:26]  I don't understand them.
[00:17:28]  I don't understand the kids.
[00:17:30]  I used to think when I was a kid, I'd like say something was cool.
[00:17:34]  And the old people would be like, what the fuck are you doing?
[00:17:37]  And I'd be like, they're so out of touch.
[00:17:39]  Guys, I'm out of touch.
[00:17:41]  I've reached the stage now where I look at the kids and I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
[00:17:46]  Some things I get.
[00:17:48]  Like, I get the ASU frat leader thing.
[00:17:51]  That was funny.
[00:17:51]  So I joined in for a little while.
[00:17:53]  I'm bored of it now, but I joined in for like two whole days.
[00:17:55]  It was funny.
[00:17:56]  Now I don't care anymore.
[00:17:57]  I don't give a fuck about the ASU frat leader anymore.
[00:17:59]  But it was funny.
[00:18:01]  But a lot of stuff I just don't get.
[00:18:03]  I don't get you new people.
[00:18:04]  I don't get how you youngsters think.
[00:18:08]  You know?
[00:18:10]  Everyone's just gay and weird.
[00:18:14]  I talk to like young guys.
[00:18:15]  I'm like, hey, like, hey, man, hey.
[00:18:17]  I'm like, how are you?
[00:18:18]  Yeah, I'm good.
[00:18:21]  And they're like, hey, we're going to save America.
[00:18:27]  Bro, you haven't got a fucking clue.
[00:18:28]  I'm not going to save anything.
[00:18:30]  Wait, what's this?
[00:18:34]  All right, let's play it.
[00:18:35]  Because now we got this new system.
[00:18:36]  I'm confused with how things work.
[00:18:37]  Let's play it.
[00:18:39]  Hard room for the order.
[00:18:53]  It's taking too long.
[00:18:55]  Take it too long.
[00:18:55]  Don't care.
[00:18:56]  Joke's ruined.
[00:19:14]  You know, white people are so desperate to go extinct.
[00:19:19]  It's like they beg so hard to go extinct.
[00:19:23]  I just look at white people and think, you are trying so hard to not exist anymore.
[00:19:29]  Vote, vote, vote.
[00:19:30]  And then you see a white guy and he's like, I love my wife so much.
[00:19:34]  She's my best friend, my muse.
[00:19:37]  I couldn't do anything without her.
[00:19:40]  You're a fucking faggot, bro.
[00:19:42]  Like, what the fuck?
[00:19:44]  And I see all these like white kids and I talk to them like, how many kids you got?
[00:19:48]  When I say kids, I mean like 30-year-olds.
[00:19:50]  I'm unk.
[00:19:51]  But I speak to like white people.
[00:19:52]  I'm like, how many kids you got?
[00:19:53]  We're going to start trying for maybe one kid in about five years.
[00:19:58]  You don't have a race.
[00:20:00]  Like, you don't have anything left.
[00:20:02]  You have no race.
[00:20:03]  Your women don't listen to you.
[00:20:05]  don't have children it's just like white people are just as a mixed race man i try and stick up for the white guy but you literally can't anymore Because they're just like pandas refusing to breed.
[00:20:18]  You know, like pandas when they sit there and they just sit like retards.
[00:20:22]  And eventually you get to the point where like, you know what?
[00:20:24]  This bear is fucking dumb.
[00:20:26]  Just let him not have kids.
[00:20:28]  Fuck him.
[00:20:29]  Yeah, just fuck it off.
[00:20:31]  Pandas clearly don't deserve to reproduce.
[00:20:35]  White people are pretty much there now.
[00:20:37]  It's unbelievable.
[00:20:40]  We built civilization.
[00:20:41]  You don't even fuck, bro.
[00:20:43]  What's the point in building civilization if you don't fuck?
[00:20:46]  What's the point in building all this big, beautiful civilization to give it away to fucking blacks and Mexicans?
[00:20:53]  You built all this beautiful stuff and gave it away and stopped having sex with girls.
[00:20:58]  And if you do have sex with girls, you brag about how you get to wear a condom so she didn't get pregnant.
[00:21:03]  Congratulations.
[00:21:05]  Your ancestors are so proud of you.
[00:21:07]  Your ancestors are sitting there going, yes, exactly what we wanted.
[00:21:12]  We wanted to fight saber-toothed tigers and fend off frostbite so that in 3,000 years, our direct descendant can put a little piece of rubber on his pee pee and put it in a girl and have no other kids and the bloodline would die.
[00:21:27]  You people fucking suck.
[00:21:31]  Replacement break.
[00:21:33]  Yeah, it's over.
[00:21:34]  It's over.
[00:21:35]  White people, guys, it's over.
[00:21:37]  That's how I know I'm unk.
[00:21:39]  Because I look at these white people and I'm like, what are you doing?
[00:21:42]  I'm a streamer.
[00:21:43]  Like, just have some kids and fuck.
[00:21:44]  Just have some kids.
[00:21:45]  What the fuck are you doing?
[00:21:48]  So fucking retarded.
[00:22:03]  Everyone's wasting their time talking about politics and fucking bullshit.
[00:22:08]  Guys, there's only one thing that's real in this world.
[00:22:13]  And it's not love.
[00:22:18]  It's money.
[00:22:21]  I hate to be a black pillar.
[00:22:24]  I'm not trying to be pessimistic.
[00:22:26]  I'm just telling you the truth.
[00:22:27]  Money talks.
[00:22:30]  Money is how Epstein managed to fuck thousands of girls and not get in trouble for it and break laws and murder people.
[00:22:40]  Money is why your wife pretends she cares about you.
[00:22:45]  Money is why your wife's like, I love you so much, honey.
[00:22:48]  As soon as you lose your job, she's out.
[00:22:51]  Second you get divorced, she wants to steal what?
[00:22:53]  You don't go to divorce court and your wife's like, you know what?
[00:22:56]  We're breaking up now, Your Honor, and I still want to take half of his love with me.
[00:23:01]  They don't give a fuck about your love.
[00:23:04]  Your love means nothing to them.
[00:23:05]  It never did.
[00:23:06]  What do they want to take?
[00:23:07]  Half your fucking money.
[00:23:12]  Money talks.
[00:23:15]  That's what you need to be focused on.
[00:23:17]  Every minute you spend praying for some ethno-state to be fucking built is a waste of time.
[00:23:24]  It ain't coming.
[00:23:25]  A fucking diversity dildo the size of SpaceX.
[00:23:30]  Here, here's the diversity dildo.
[00:23:32]  No matter who you vote for, you could vote Republican, Democrat, it doesn't matter.
[00:23:37]  No matter what happens, the diversity dildo takes off.
[00:23:45]  Right up your ass every fucking time.
[00:23:49]  Brown people.
[00:23:51]  Boom.
[00:23:52]  There's no escaping it.
[00:23:54]  The diversity dildo is the only real thing that comes from politics.
[00:24:00]  Need to focus on money.
[00:24:01]  I've got a few super chats here.
[00:24:02]  I'm going to read all the super chats at the end.
[00:24:07]  I'm going to talk to the young people.
[00:24:08]  I mean, some of the young people get this, but some of them just don't.
[00:24:13]  And both genders, there's another reason I know I'm Unk.
[00:24:16]  Both genders are fucking cooked, bro.
[00:24:20]  The young men are gay and weird.
[00:24:24]  And I don't blame them for checking out from society because they're totally right with the jester gooning thing.
[00:24:29]  Like you have to try so hard to get some basic ass bitch that's been fucking pounded all over the place who's begging to have sex with me.
[00:24:37]  You're chasing some girl and you're trying to fucking take her out on a nice date to Pizza Hut.
[00:24:42]  And she's spamming fake accounts that people have made of me trying to get a flight to Dubai to get have sex with me in a fucking foursome with three other girls she doesn't even know.
[00:24:54]  you met on the first day like it's being a normal dude would fucking blow bro I get it.
[00:25:01]  And the chicks are fucking wrecked.
[00:25:03]  Chicks, females now, their minds are toast.
[00:25:06]  They cannot resist the psyop.
[00:25:10]  Women can't resist external pressures.
[00:25:13]  Mentally, they're not strong enough to resist them, which is why they're conformists, which is why they've destroyed society.
[00:25:19]  And if you look at women and you look at their algorithms and the social media they read and they watch, they're toast.
[00:25:25]  Every single woman is being poisoned from the inside out by social media.

=== Social Media's Toxic Influence (10:43) ===

[00:25:30]  Every single one.
[00:25:31]  You look at any girl's algo, it's just video one.
[00:25:34]  If he wanted to, he would.
[00:25:36]  Video two.
[00:25:37]  You're special.
[00:25:38]  You deserve this.
[00:25:38]  Video three.
[00:25:39]  Some prostitute with a G-Wagon full of roses.
[00:25:42]  Video four.
[00:25:43]  Whore on a private jet.
[00:25:44]  Video five.
[00:25:46]  Some super simp man.
[00:25:47]  Some husband who's super obsessed with his wife and hugging her and kissing her.
[00:25:52]  And I can't live without you.
[00:25:54]  It's like this is fucking mind poison.
[00:25:57]  This is bullshit.
[00:25:58]  And then these women lose their fucking minds to the point where the social contract is completely broken.
[00:26:04]  The social contract is this.
[00:26:06]  I put up with you.
[00:26:08]  I put up with you and I pay for you and I keep you alive so you're nice to me and do as I say.
[00:26:13]  That's the social contract.
[00:26:15]  But that's broken now.
[00:26:16]  Women are like, pay for me.
[00:26:18]  Entertain me.
[00:26:19]  I don't listen to nobody.
[00:26:24]  The fuck?
[00:26:25]  Why would I pay a member of staff who doesn't listen to me?
[00:26:28]  If you don't do your job, you get fired.
[00:26:30]  Social contracts completely toast and it's because of these algos.
[00:26:36]  Me, Andrew Tate, one of the most famous men on the planet, a literal billionaire with unknown pools of fucking untapped, massive piles of cash, has women saying to him, can't believe you didn't send me anything on Valentine's.
[00:26:55]  Why the fuck would I send you something on Valentine's?
[00:26:58]  It'd be nice.
[00:27:00]  I'm busy.
[00:27:01]  Oh, sorry.
[00:27:02]  I'm only fighting, you know, the government.
[00:27:04]  I'm busy.
[00:27:06]  Well, you could have just got your assistant to send it.
[00:27:09]  Want those flowers not as a declaration of my love because you know I tell my assistant to do it.
[00:27:15]  You want those flowers to put on fucking TikTok.
[00:27:18]  You want TikTok content.
[00:27:22]  You're a fucking content creator.
[00:27:25]  And you want to get the flowers and do this.
[00:27:30]  If he loves you, he would.
[00:27:32]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:27:34]  Well, guess what, then, bitch?
[00:27:35]  Because I didn't.
[00:27:37]  Guess I didn't love you very much.
[00:27:39]  I guess I don't love you at all.
[00:27:42]  I guess I just want kids.
[00:27:45]  I guess I don't love you at all.
[00:27:47]  And I just want to have some children so I don't die alone.
[00:27:52]  I guess I've accepted that when I'm an old grandpa, if I have enough sons, they'll get me, you know?
[00:27:58]  All my women will be gone, but my sons will watch the old emergency meetings and be like, dad was cool.
[00:28:05]  And the only way I'm going to get a son is if I put up with you.
[00:28:08]  So I guess that's why we're here, isn't it?
[00:28:13]  Talk about love.
[00:28:15]  This is a business arrangement.
[00:28:17]  I deal with your crap and I pay for you to stay alive.
[00:28:20]  And you do as I fucking say.
[00:28:23]  How dare you?
[00:28:24]  How dare you have the audacity to complain about some flowers on some bullshit made-up day when I'm literally fighting the governments all around the world as if I'm not stressed enough?
[00:28:36]  You weren't even a virgin when I met you.
[00:28:38]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:28:43]  It's incredible to me.
[00:28:45]  These women are fucking cooked by the algo.
[00:28:48]  Their brains are fried.
[00:28:55]  I don't think love even exists anymore.
[00:28:58]  Love's dead.
[00:29:00]  It died.
[00:29:02]  I'm not sure exactly when.
[00:29:03]  Probably during COVID.
[00:29:04]  The only thing that died during COVID, because COVID wasn't real, was love.
[00:29:08]  Ever since then, I've never seen anyone fall in love organically ever.
[00:29:12]  It's not real.
[00:29:14]  Familiarity is real.
[00:29:16]  I'm used to this person.
[00:29:17]  They don't annoy me that much.
[00:29:19]  That's all real.
[00:29:21]  But if you're a young man watching this and you think that you're going to fall in love in some Disney fucking princess bullshit, it's all fucking bullshit.
[00:29:26]  Any real G doesn't, that doesn't happen.
[00:29:29]  You're like, okay, she's not that annoying and she's hot.
[00:29:32]  That'll do.
[00:29:35]  That'll do.
[00:29:36]  You can join the Harim.
[00:29:38]  Congratulations.
[00:29:40]  And then after a while, they start crying.
[00:29:43]  Why do you have to have a Harim?
[00:29:45]  Because I'm not gay.
[00:29:48]  Because if I was gay, I wouldn't be fucking you, would I?
[00:29:52]  So I have a Harim because I'm rich and famous and I'm not gay.
[00:29:58]  But you should want to get married.
[00:30:00]  Said who?
[00:30:00]  The TikTok algo?
[00:30:02]  Oh, your TikTok algo said, I should only be obsessed with you because you're so special and I shouldn't like any other girl ever.
[00:30:10]  Okay, let's work out how different you are then.
[00:30:12]  Because if I only care about you and no one else, you must be special and unique.
[00:30:16]  You went to the same doctor for your tits as the others.
[00:30:19]  You have the same fucking lip injections, the same hair extensions.
[00:30:23]  You watch the same bullshit on social media.
[00:30:25]  You talk about the same crap.
[00:30:27]  You wear the same clothes, the same breath.
[00:30:30]  Tell me your USP.
[00:30:37]  You don't think I'm funny?
[00:30:39]  No.
[00:30:40]  I don't think you're funny.
[00:30:42]  I think I'm funny when I make fun of you.
[00:30:46]  That's what I think.
[00:30:50]  And that's why I have a harem.
[00:30:52]  Harim, harem, however you want to fucking call it.
[00:30:57]  I'm a pirate.
[00:30:58]  I'm a captain of a pirate shit.
[00:30:59]  I need some fucking pirates, okay?
[00:31:01]  I need wenches on my boat.
[00:31:04]  Gonna have to get the fuck over it.
[00:31:07]  Read the super chats quickly.
[00:31:08]  Thank you for showing my sons how to be men.
[00:31:10]  One day they will retire me and be God-fearing, protective providers.
[00:31:14]  I'm so tired, but I will not give up.
[00:31:16]  Women aren't meant to work all day.
[00:31:18]  Correct.
[00:31:20]  Women are not meant to work all day.
[00:31:22]  Women are meant to obey a man who works.
[00:31:25]  And that's why that is the basic foundation of all society that has been broken.
[00:31:33]  Man works, woman listens.
[00:31:35]  Women have stopped listening.
[00:31:36]  Men have stopped working.
[00:31:38]  Now everything's fucked.
[00:31:39]  Nothing new is happening.
[00:31:41]  Society is decaying all around us.
[00:31:43]  All the cities we live in are decaying.
[00:31:46]  Our culture is decaying.
[00:31:48]  Everything's fucking broken.
[00:31:49]  Nothing cool at all happens ever.
[00:31:54]  And the young people, I say this to young people, I'm like, nothing happens anymore.
[00:31:57]  Everything's fucked.
[00:31:58]  Tell me something cool that's happening.
[00:32:01]  And they're like, no, that's not true.
[00:32:02]  We've got AI.
[00:32:04]  That's what you think's cool?
[00:32:06]  Fucking chat GPT?
[00:32:09]  I mean, yeah, it's a little bit impressive for about five minutes.
[00:32:12]  We have fucking people sitting there asking the Matrix, how do I download porn?
[00:32:20]  Like, what the fuck?
[00:32:22]  That's what you think is fun.
[00:32:26]  How many kids do you have?
[00:32:28]  Zero?
[00:32:29]  Interesting.
[00:32:30]  Zero.
[00:32:31]  Great.
[00:32:32]  I'm one of the boomers now.
[00:32:34]  Guys, I'm a boomer.
[00:32:36]  I'm announcing I'm uncle, so that means I'm a boomer.
[00:32:39]  I want inflation.
[00:32:42]  I'm now the problem.
[00:32:43]  I've become the problem that's destroyed society.
[00:32:47]  I want my house price to go up.
[00:32:50]  That's what I want.
[00:32:52]  So I want to inflate the currency.
[00:32:54]  Let's debase the dollar.
[00:32:56]  I want my house price to go up.
[00:32:58]  I want my pension to pay.
[00:33:00]  I want social security.
[00:33:01]  We need cheap labor.
[00:33:03]  Bring in the foreigners.
[00:33:04]  I'm a boomer now.
[00:33:07]  I've given up.
[00:33:08]  What about the young people?
[00:33:10]  Fuck the young people.
[00:33:12]  Can't afford a house?
[00:33:14]  I guess you're a fucking dummy.
[00:33:16]  Should have worked harder, brokey.
[00:33:18]  Should have got a paper round and bought three houses in a summer like I did.
[00:33:23]  I'm a boomer.
[00:33:26]  My goal now for the future is just to adopt all boomer politics and boomer policies.
[00:33:32]  I don't get you young people with your fucking AI and porn and refusing to fucking have kids.
[00:33:38]  Everyone's weird, streaming with Starlink.
[00:33:40]  You're a bunch of fucking weirdos.
[00:33:42]  Just increase the price of my house and bring me slave immigrants, please.
[00:33:50]  Good morning, sir.
[00:33:50]  I'm a student of the real world crypto trading campus.
[00:33:54]  The Swiss who want the name of the song from the Russian sauna in the Dubai episode.
[00:33:58]  Yes, brother, please post it.
[00:34:00]  Oh, you put it here.
[00:34:01]  I got the name.
[00:34:02]  I was going to say post it inside the real world and tag me, but we've already got it.
[00:34:05]  Thank you very much.
[00:34:05]  Appreciate that.
[00:34:06]  Hi, Tate.
[00:34:07]  Huge fan and the real world student.
[00:34:08]  What mistake keeps poor men poor even when they work hard?
[00:34:12]  I feel like I work hard every day, but I don't have results yet.
[00:34:15]  What keeps you poor is working hard.
[00:34:20]  Hard work.
[00:34:21]  Lots of poor people work hard.
[00:34:24]  When you carry water on your head across the fucking Mozambican desert, because if you don't go on a nine-mile trek each morning to some pump, which was installed by UNICEF, you're going to die of dehydration.
[00:34:40]  That's hard work, but you're still fucking broke.
[00:34:45]  So working hard in and of itself is not enough to escape the Matrix.
[00:34:50]  You have to identify opportunities and you have to go first and you have to be brave.
[00:34:54]  You have to be brave enough to do the things that others haven't done yet.
[00:34:59]  You can walk to the pump nine kilometers away and get guaranteed water, or you can dig a hole and maybe get unlimited water instead of two bottles.
[00:35:12]  But there's a risk that you dig a hole for no reason.
[00:35:16]  You have to take the risk.
[00:35:18]  If you don't take the risks, you're only ever going to be going and fetching.
[00:35:22]  You're going to be a worker, a slave forever.
[00:35:27]  I got second place in my national boxing tournament and went by myself.
[00:35:30]  Do you think I should continue?
[00:35:31]  Yes, absolutely.
[00:35:33]  I hate that I'm old.
[00:35:34]  That's the one bad thing about being on because I can't fight like before, and I hate that.
[00:35:38]  While you could fight, you need to fight.
[00:35:40]  Absolutely.
[00:35:41]  Guys, only reading Super Chats above $50 now.
[00:35:50]  And you know what's about to happen that I'm supposed to give a shit about?
[00:35:54]  Midterms.
[00:35:56]  There's going to be all these fucking streams about midterms.
[00:35:59]  Everyone's going to be talking on Twitter about midterms.
[00:36:01]  I'm going to delete the Twitter app from my phone during midterms.
[00:36:06]  Because everyone's going to be like, of the midterm, guys, I don't give a fuck.
[00:36:12]  I don't give a shit.

=== Punishment From God (02:46) ===

[00:36:13]  I'm rich.
[00:36:14]  Epstein's proved to us that the entire system's corrupt.
[00:36:18]  I don't care about midterms.
[00:36:19]  Why the fuck should you?
[00:36:21]  The Democrats are coming back.
[00:36:22]  Everyone's going to fucking jail.
[00:36:24]  It's over.
[00:36:25]  The fuck you want me to?
[00:36:26]  Who gives a fuck?
[00:36:28]  It's done.
[00:36:28]  It's toast, bro.
[00:36:37]  Even before this show, I messaged someone.
[00:36:39]  I'm like, I'm going to do a show about how nothing ever happens.
[00:36:41]  What cool has happened since the Venezuelan Blackhawks?
[00:36:47]  And they're like, well, have you seen the Super Bowl show?
[00:36:56]  I'm like, is that what happened?
[00:36:58]  Is that a Mexican sang at a Super Bowl show?
[00:37:02]  Yeah, but he spoke in Spanish and he's Mexican and this is America.
[00:37:08]  You don't realize there's fucking Mexicans in America?
[00:37:10]  America is Mexican.
[00:37:12]  Of course a Mexican sang.
[00:37:15]  Who's watching sports ball anyway?
[00:37:20]  Epstein's fucking kids.
[00:37:22]  Your currency's being debased.
[00:37:24]  We're about to get dragged into another forever war.
[00:37:28]  Your judicial system, your educational system, your medical systems are all corrupted.
[00:37:33]  Nobody's having children because you can't find a girlfriend because the algo has AI slopped her mind to the point where she thinks she's special enough to be with a fucking trillionaire and you have nothing.
[00:37:46]  And you think the answer to this is to watch sports ball and then you complain that halfway through the sports ball game, a silly fucking Mexican talks shit?
[00:37:56]  You're an idiot for even watching it.
[00:38:00]  It's God punishing you.
[00:38:03]  If you're going to watch sports ball, of course the universe is going to punish you by making sports ball worse by adding a random Mexican.
[00:38:14]  VIP, VIP, VIP, VIP.
[00:38:18]  Like, what the fuck are you doing with your fucking life?
[00:38:22]  And then people go, oh no, I watched the sports ball, but I turned off the Mexican and I turned off and I turned on another show.
[00:38:30]  You're broke.
[00:38:32]  You're fucking poor.
[00:38:35]  What the fuck are you doing?
[00:38:39]  I could literally fly to the Super Bowl and stand in a fucking box with the president on a private plane and I didn't go.
[00:38:51]  Do you understand how much I couldn't give less of a fuck about sports ball?

=== Meteorite on Its Way (02:31) ===

[00:38:59]  And I'm rich.
[00:39:01]  I have time to waste.
[00:39:04]  The Mexican was a punishment from God for your participation in the goy slop.
[00:39:12]  The Mexican was a punishment from God because you were paying attention to shit that you shouldn't be paying attention to.
[00:39:19]  That's why the Mexican came.
[00:39:21]  That's why he appeared.
[00:39:23]  As vengeance.
[00:39:25]  And every single year, the halftime show gets gayer and more retarded.
[00:39:29]  And every single year, you tune in.
[00:39:33]  The fuck.
[00:39:35]  Guys, I can't do emergency meetings so often anymore because I was locked in my house for four long years.
[00:39:42]  And now I'm free and rich.
[00:39:44]  And I'm busy.
[00:39:45]  I have to meet hedge fund managers.
[00:39:47]  I'm now amongst the elites.
[00:39:50]  I'm one of the boomers.
[00:39:51]  We're controlling society.
[00:39:53]  All you people at the bottom, you brokeies, we're up there doing real shit.
[00:39:57]  I don't have time.
[00:39:58]  But I promise if something interesting happens, I'll come to an emergency meeting.
[00:40:03]  But nothing ever fucking happens.
[00:40:06]  The world's boring.
[00:40:08]  Dow Jones is up.
[00:40:09]  Oh, Joff!
[00:40:10]  Oh, fucking, yeah, the Dow Jones, great.
[00:40:14]  Things used to happen.
[00:40:15]  Now nothing happens.
[00:40:18]  We're all fully caught in the Matrix on our phones.
[00:40:23]  I would love for like aliens to appear or a meteorite to be on its way to destroy Earth.
[00:40:29]  Like if a meteorite was on its way down to destroy all of Earth on its way down in the sky and a crowd gathered beneath it and it was certain death.
[00:40:41]  Everybody had two minutes left to live before the meteorite strikes Earth and everyone dies.
[00:40:46]  Do you know what people would do?
[00:40:48]  They'd get out their phones and record it.
[00:40:52]  They're all going to be dead in two minutes.
[00:40:54]  Let me kiss my children.
[00:40:56]  Let me say bye to my parents.
[00:40:58]  Let me pray to my God.
[00:41:00]  My God that I think about.
[00:41:02]  All these fucking women who put Bible quotes on their Instagram after they get plowed all night.
[00:41:08]  Have sex with some random guy all night and they feel bad.
[00:41:11]  So the next morning it's a Bible quote before some little Christian boy falls in love with them.
[00:41:17]  They'd be standing there looking at the meteorite on its way to destroy them and they wouldn't think about, you know, humility, God, this God that they've loved so much after being a whore.
[00:41:29]  They wouldn't think about kissing their parents.

=== Talking Dating Disasters (05:21) ===

[00:41:31]  No, you know what they'd do?
[00:41:32]  They'd record it with a phone.
[00:41:35]  Boom.
[00:41:37]  That's how fucked everyone is.
[00:41:39]  That's how bad it's gone.
[00:41:46]  It's toast.
[00:41:48]  Everyone's just stuck in the fucking algo.
[00:41:50]  It's toast.
[00:41:50]  It's over.
[00:41:51]  Everyone's stuck in the Matrix.
[00:41:52]  I'm glad I'm unknow I'm going to delete Twitter during the midterms.
[00:41:56]  I don't even check Twitter anymore.
[00:41:58]  I don't know what's happening online.
[00:42:01]  I don't watch streamers.
[00:42:02]  I don't know anything.
[00:42:03]  I'm just, you know what I'm busy doing?
[00:42:05]  I'm like Scrooge McDuck now.
[00:42:07]  I'm just there, you know, got my cigar, got my all my money.
[00:42:12]  I call my lawyer and my banker and I ask about money.
[00:42:16]  And I'm like, okay.
[00:42:17]  I play Smash Bros.
[00:42:20]  You know?
[00:42:21]  Once again, an unknown.
[00:42:23]  Smash Bros. has been around forever.
[00:42:35]  The last hope of politics has been expired.
[00:42:41]  So you're either going to get rich and live a life worth living or stay fucking broke.
[00:42:47]  Those are the options.
[00:42:48]  That's all it's going to be.
[00:42:51]  A few super chats here, I think.
[00:42:57]  Hey, Andrew, any news in regards to fundraiser.com?
[00:43:01]  I submitted a pitch deck, but I haven't heard back yet.
[00:43:03]  Yes, we're still going through all of them, but a big change is coming to fundraiser.com very shortly.
[00:43:06]  So I'm going to do a big announce on Twitter when that website changes.
[00:43:09]  You're going to see why.
[00:43:11]  Hi, Andrew.
[00:43:12]  Please help me understand why a beautiful 26-year-old girl would marry a guy if she still has to work full-time for minimum wage.
[00:43:19]  She's from Thailand.
[00:43:23]  Why would a girl marry a guy if she still has to work for minimum wage?
[00:43:29]  She won't.
[00:43:31]  Women are going to use the only thing they've got, which is pussy, to get everything else that men can give them.
[00:43:39]  Women have one trick and they're going to use it to the best of their ability.
[00:43:43]  They have one thing.
[00:43:45]  It's like button bashing.
[00:43:46]  It's like spamming a move in COD.
[00:43:50]  You know, it's like just pressing the one, it's like Street Fighter, just pressing the one punch.
[00:43:55]  Women have got one move.
[00:43:57]  You want my pussy?
[00:43:58]  Give me stuff.
[00:43:59]  That's their move.
[00:44:00]  That's all they've ever done.
[00:44:01]  They're going to use it to the best of their ability.
[00:44:05]  She's from Thailand.
[00:44:06]  Who has to.
[00:44:07]  I mean, I don't want to sit here now and start calling all Thai girls hookers, but I don't fucking know.
[00:44:18]  It's just ridiculous.
[00:44:23]  I've stopped talking about politics.
[00:44:24]  I've just explained why.
[00:44:25]  I've also stopped talking about dating, guys, because it's just money now.
[00:44:29]  It's just money.
[00:44:31]  I literally can't help but get girlfriends.
[00:44:35]  Like, it's so accidental.
[00:44:37]  You're out here sending super chats to me across the world trying to get advice on how to take some fucking mid bitch for pizza.
[00:44:44]  And I'll go outside to fucking walk my dog and come back with like three girls.
[00:44:52]  Because he's rich.
[00:44:54]  He's rich.
[00:44:54]  He's rich.
[00:44:55]  They can smell it.
[00:44:56]  It's like the zombie apocalypse.
[00:44:58]  Crypto's down.
[00:44:59]  Stocks are down.
[00:45:00]  Economy's fucked.
[00:45:01]  Everything's toast.
[00:45:02]  These bitches can't get jobs.
[00:45:03]  They can't learn AI because they're stupid.
[00:45:05]  They know their OnlyFans grift is coming to an end because there's AI hoes now.
[00:45:09]  It's all running out.
[00:45:10]  And like the zombies who are looking for fresh meat, they're just chasing money like fucking never before.
[00:45:16]  Like a zombie apocalypse where you see them running around.
[00:45:19]  There's, he's rich.
[00:45:21]  He's, I, I, I, I love you.
[00:45:23]  I love what you say on the internet.
[00:45:24]  You're so funny.
[00:45:24]  Hi, yeah, I believe I'm a traditional woman too.
[00:45:26]  Yeah.
[00:45:27]  Let's shut the fuck up.
[00:45:29]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:45:31]  And you're DMing her.
[00:45:32]  Maybe, maybe one day we can go for pizza.
[00:45:38]  Do you believe in connection?
[00:45:41]  You're going to connect your penis with your hand and jerk off.
[00:45:45]  That's all you're going to do.
[00:45:48]  Bro, it's fucking, it is so over.
[00:45:50]  There's no point even talking about dating.
[00:45:53]  It's all just money.
[00:45:55]  You got money.
[00:45:56]  You got girls.
[00:45:57]  You got no money.
[00:45:59]  Guess what?
[00:46:05]  So guys, I'll be back on an EM when something fucking finally happens again.
[00:46:10]  But I have a feeling nothing's going to happen.
[00:46:13]  We're going to slow march diversity, dildo.
[00:46:18]  Yeah.
[00:46:18]  I just sneezed.
[00:46:19]  That's the most interesting thing that's happened in the last two weeks.
[00:46:26]  Nothing's going to happen.
[00:46:27]  We're going to slow march diversity, dildo, into the midterms.
[00:46:31]  Everyone's going to rave about.
[00:46:32]  Mexicans are going to sing at the Super Bowl.
[00:46:36]  Poor people are going to be broke.
[00:46:37]  Rich people are going to be rich.
[00:46:43]  Let's hope I get arrested again so the fucking world's fun again.
[00:46:47]  You know?
[00:46:48]  At least life was fun back then.
[00:46:49]  I got dragged in and out of the house.
[00:46:51]  Police come.

=== No Point Podcasting About Politics (05:06) ===

[00:46:52]  BBC.
[00:46:53]  It was, you know, funny.
[00:46:54]  Now it's fucking, everything's boring now.
[00:46:56]  Everything fucking blows.
[00:47:01]  Uncle G. Another reason I don't do emergency meetings is because I have started only broadcasting inside of the school to the unfair advantage.
[00:47:14]  Because inside of the school, I can say a lot more than I say out here.
[00:47:18]  And they're a lot more value-led.
[00:47:19]  So the real world students, you're going to see me inside of the school broadcasting far more often.
[00:47:24]  And I'm hardly ever going to do emergency meetings unless there's something interesting that's happened in the world.
[00:47:30]  So we're going to wait for the world to give me what I want when I feel inspired, you know?
[00:47:36]  But there's a whole...
[00:47:37]  Give me the whiteboard. Thanks.
[00:47:49]  Marker?
[00:47:51]  Nice.
[00:47:55]  Politics.
[00:48:01]  Dating.
[00:48:07]  So Red Pill was huge for a while.
[00:48:09]  Then politics was huge for a while.
[00:48:11]  Is there any other thing or is that it?
[00:48:14]  I think that's basically it, isn't it?
[00:48:17]  Then there's our culture, which is kind of politics, but conspiracies?
[00:48:22]  That's the kind of politics as well.
[00:48:31]  Here.
[00:48:33]  There's no point podcasting about politics because Epstein has proved that regardless of whether you're on the left or the right, you're just a rich pedophile who's happy to fuck kids on a secret island and steal from your constituents.
[00:48:47]  It doesn't matter who you vote for.
[00:48:48]  It doesn't matter how hard you try to vote your way out of this.
[00:48:51]  The rich people are going to go to islands and they're going to fuck children and they're going to tax you to death.
[00:48:56]  That's why politics is a complete waste of time to even discuss.
[00:49:00]  Epstein has shown there is no left, there is no right.
[00:49:03]  There are just elites and there are cattle and you are one of their cattle.
[00:49:08]  You are nothing to them.
[00:49:09]  They will fuck your daughter.
[00:49:11]  They will chop her up and fucking eat her.
[00:49:13]  And if you try and get justice, guess what?
[00:49:16]  It ain't coming.
[00:49:17]  Guess how many arrests there's been?
[00:49:18]  None.
[00:49:19]  Nobody is coming to save you.
[00:49:22]  So politics is a waste of time.
[00:49:23]  Dating.
[00:49:24]  No point in discussing that anymore because crypto has allowed us to quickly demonstrate to the world that all women are hookers.
[00:49:33]  Dan Bilzerian had a whole brand based on being around hawk girls.
[00:49:37]  Then crypto came along.
[00:49:38]  Meme coins and Solana bullshit and total fucking dorks got rich fast.
[00:49:44]  And guess what?
[00:49:45]  Total fucking losers had the same number, if not more women, than Dan Bulzerian.
[00:49:52]  Proving that Dan Bulzerian wasn't pulling it off being an alpha male.
[00:49:54]  He was just really fucking rich.
[00:49:56]  And that's not me insulting Dan.
[00:49:58]  That's me making it clear that women are hookers.
[00:50:01]  Everyone knows women are hookers.
[00:50:02]  All women just want fucking money.
[00:50:04]  So there's no point in having a whole bunch of women around you to try and be cool because it just makes you look like a guy who's addicted to fucking prostitutes because that's all they are.
[00:50:11]  So there is no dating.
[00:50:12]  There is no love.
[00:50:13]  There is no red pill.
[00:50:14]  There is no trick you can tell a girl.
[00:50:16]  There isn't, hey, if you go up to her and you neg her, slightly insult her hair, then she's going to fall in love.
[00:50:22]  You're broke.
[00:50:23]  You're fucking poor.
[00:50:24]  You're going to be lonely forever.
[00:50:26]  You know what I can do?
[00:50:26]  Because I'm rich and famous.
[00:50:27]  I can go on a date and I can talk about World War II.
[00:50:29]  I can talk about Zhukov's counterattack the entire time and we'll go home after a long discussion about the tiger tank and she'll suck my fucking balls.
[00:50:37]  Day one.
[00:50:38]  That's what happened.
[00:50:38]  So there's no more red pill.
[00:50:39]  There's no more dating.
[00:50:40]  Culture, waste of time.
[00:50:42]  Diversity dildos coming to fuck you.
[00:50:45]  The whole Super Bowl halftime show was in Spanish to make it clear that the white man is conquered.
[00:50:49]  And no matter how much you cry about it on the internet, it's over.
[00:50:52]  And you're conquered because you simp to women.
[00:50:54]  You're the only race on the planet that cares what women say.
[00:50:57]  You completely fucking cucked to your wives.
[00:50:59]  You're all wife guys or gay, one of the two, probably both.
[00:51:04]  White people are gone.
[00:51:06]  You have no fucking culture.
[00:51:07]  Forget about it.
[00:51:08]  Conspiracy theories are all true.
[00:51:09]  That's just telling the truth now.
[00:51:11]  So there's no point in broadcasting about any of this stuff.
[00:51:16]  No point about podcasting about any of it.
[00:51:18]  Next time something cool happens, like Blackhawks, Venezuela, then we can talk.
[00:51:23]  But until then, don't give a shit about politics.
[00:51:26]  Don't give a shit about dating.
[00:51:27]  Don't give a shit about any of it.
[00:51:28]  I'm Unk.
[00:51:30]  I only give a fuck about one thing.
[00:51:32]  You know what that is?
[00:51:33]  Money.
[00:51:34]  I'll teach you how to get rich.
[00:51:36]  And I'm gonna stay rich because that's the only thing I've ever found in this world, which isn't complete bullshit.
[00:51:55]  We got all that boats producer.