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Sept. 23, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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The World’s Best Shisha | Tate Confidential Ep 322
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You thought you were a mountain of conquest.
You're actually a canyon of poop.
Swore to God, he swore his life.
Uno.
And now that I think about it, I think I always envisioned him as black.
Nobody knows but us how we roll, how we roll.
I think you're a mountain of conquest, but you're actually a canyon of poo-poo.
Poo.
There.
What girl a man says poo-poo?
I'm just saying.
I'm- Listen, I don't like what you are.
Nobody likes what you are.
I'm just pointing it out.
Yeah.
You're a canyon of poo-poo.
And you're never gonna beat me a smash.
Yeah.
You think you're a mountain of conquest.
What do you want to do?
I just pick up the controller, bro.
What do you want me to do?
I can't help but think you fucking suck.
Don't shoot the messenger.
There's no of man.
Bored in a jack.
Calling things poop.
It just isn't.
A mountain of poo poo isn't a thing.
Okay.
You thought you were a mountain of conquest.
But you're actually a canyon of poodle.
Why am I here?
You'll never recover financially.
We'll never recover financially.
Oh 279% left 2.
Yeah.
Where are we doing?
Where are we going?
Andrew decided to ask for the air conditioning to be turned off.
This is now the hottest plane in general.
Yeah, it's the uh excuse me.
My brother's very stupid.
Can you put the air conditioning back on?
Whoa!
We outvoted him.
You think you're a mountain of conquest.
But you're actually a canyon of poopo.
Thank you.
I hope it's cold in the canyon.
Why are we on a plane?
Run to Turkey.
Why?
See if we arrested.
What's in Turkey?
Well.
Turkish people.
Ice cream.
Okay, okay.
No shit.
Turkish delay.
Well you are American, so I thought you didn't know.
Why are we going to Turkey?
Well, I might be building a boat.
I don't want to go check on it.
So we're building a super yacht, so we have to go check out.
I might be building a super yacht.
Allegedly.
Allegedly on house arrest Tristan convinced me for us to build a super yacht.
Allegedly.
So we're gonna allegedly go look at it.
Because you have to break a champagne bottle over the hull.
Otherwise it's bad luck.
At the beginning, and we need luck.
Fuck yeah.
We need luck.
So I'll I'll risk getting arrested on land to have luck at sea.
That's fine.
I miss them.
What is the name of the uh I was thinking of calling it out, because it's gonna be very dark in color and it's shaped like this.
So it looks kinda like a knife.
Think about calling it the Marcel Mullings.
but never lost.
Real bad young.
Yardy.
How about it?
It's for you.
It's for you, friend.
Sure.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
It's a bit small.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm used to bigger and better things.
It's a little bit small.
In his defense enter.
We float on really big jets, but we float on loads of smaller ones.
Marcel's only really float on big jets.
So why are you downgrading his lifestyle this way?
I'm gonna say my jets usually do think of it.
Hey.
You don't have it on the big jets.
Uno comes out, people lose.
I've never lost.
Some people lose.
I have never lost again.
You will never lost in the jet at Uno.
You lost in the jet.
So you didn't want one with a big table.
You will never beat the Uno.
You will never beat the Uno.
Puncio!
On my jet!
April 23rd, you lost on my jet!
My jet!
April 23rd, you lost it to me!
never you should put money out I've never lost a game of Uno.
In my entire life, I've never lost.
I swear on my best friend Marcel's good fortune.
I have never lost a game of Uno, ever.
I've never lost a game of Uno.
I'll find you in another world.
Luke, you got paid at least 15 to 20 million the last three months.
These are my favorite things.
Bailey, why?
why would I need more things new pouch no I like this pouch this is my favorite passage well back it's a little bit broken but I've decided because I keep breaking them so I have to keep buying new ones once I decide just to dash what's in the pouch I think uh the the world can never know that's that's classified information my pouch only has limited amount of space a yes car no daddy no I don't drive I retired on driving we already knew this we established like a big fat diamond shank no let's get loot A boat the same size as ours.
No, I don't need a boat.
And call it.
I can't I can't even say the Denini.
That's a good name.
It's a good name.
Hey, Blue.
Hey, and Blue.
Okay, okay.
But no thing.
Should we buy Luke a brand new outfit?
No.
What do you want us to buy?
Nothing.
You have to do it.
I don't need any.
Look, when I was your ages, my dream to come here and be able to get anything out.
Yeah.
I don't need anything.
Anything you want in the world.
Nothing.
If I want it, I'd have it.
I don't need it.
So you're gonna wear the same t-shirt and same jeans you've been wearing since the beginning of every single.
Maybe a new hat.
Maybe.
Okay.
Why look a new hat?
Maybe.
We're gonna go out.
In fact, I'm realizing every single time I travel, I need less and less.
I have to think.
Wait, what did I used to put in my bags?
I don't need this, don't need that.
Take him to the hat shop.
Yeah, but I want like a like touristy hat.
You know, like those tourist hats.
That'll be have a little logo of exactly where we are now.
We need to get him a ball.
No, a fancy hat.
It can't be fancy.
That's to be 10 euro max.
Hey, you said hat.
Yeah.
The most expensive hat and bottom.
No, you know, the most expensive hat and bottom.
*laughs*
thank you Best in the world.
The best in the world.
Surprise me.
Bring me three different flavors.
Three different flavors.
Surprise me.
Uh uh, do you want something fresh or sweet?
Surprise him.
Okay.
And uh answer it.
Do you want it classic one?
What's the special?
Is special one is uh like we have this flavor in the special.
Okay, okay, thank you.
How much is 15,000 Turkish?
What does that have?
What even is that?
It is um 400 or best in the world.
Best of the world.
So it's the best in the world, I actually have really high hopes because it's a super bold claim.
It is a big bill.
So tells it the guy who's been everywhere smoking shisha everywhere.
It's a very bold claim to say, wait, this shisha is the best in the world.
I mean, he basically put his life on the line.
Yeah.
Because someone has to pay for deception.
Obviously, I've been there before.
Say again.
I've been there before.
True.
You did do this about being a camera.
You can't lie.
Guys, you can't lie.
So now we have to decide on Waitley.
We said we're gonna give him exactly two years and 286 days for deciding.
He's not the best cameraman in the world, is he?
We should kill him.
What?
Daily gives us a few.
Bailey's original video.
I'm the best cameraman in the world try me out of luck.
Didn't us three agree that tonight was the night where we decide.
No, tonight was the night we decided if you're actually Luke's cousin.
And if I'm not.
Or if you're a liar.
Personally, I think he's been lying.
I'm an Italian club man who's wormed his way into your family.
What's your name?
Emilio Largo.
Emilio Largo's here.
I'm Darko Korean.
I'm Felix.
Felix Lyder.
No, you're Eugene Carmichael.
Isn't it Felix Light or black?
Lou.
No?
In the movies, but not in the books.
Ah.
In the books, he's a Texas.
He's American, American Texas.
Yeah, they did make him black.
Cowboy hats.
Yeah.
I remember him as blackers.
The movies got me.
They DEI'd it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The disappointment on Tristan's.
I know.
I'm disappointed now.
I've listened to a lot of those books with Tristan.
A cardinal sins.
And now that I think about it, I think I always envisioned him as black.
Spying would have been so cool in the 50s.
Having a cigarette, being in the hotel lobby, the only good hotel in the city, seeing the other important people, hearing things, having a nice car, fucking the women that's single.
Now spying is being a fucking autistic retard.
Sitting in MI6HQ.
You're a diversity hire because you speak Hindi and you're sitting here as a little Indian, tapping into white people's accounts, seeing if they're mad that they lost their country.
He doesn't like the cutting ED.
For 35,000 pounds a year.
There's no James Bond.
Even spying's becoming gay.
There's nothing cool left at all.
Not a fucking this little James Bonds.
It's just, James, think of something Indian that rhymes with bond, dammit.
Make a fucking joke.
You are shit.
Why are you even in this shop?
Fucking useless.
Remember when Tristan thought there'd be no cats here in Turkey?
Oh yeah.
We didn't even feel it for take home at all.
Tristan will swore to God, he swore his life.
There'd be no cats in Turkey.
None.
I was there.
I was there.
That's how you remember it going now.
And now every single time I see a cat, I have to point it out.
Just to show to him how wrong he was.
That is true.
I swore on my life and every male member of my family's life.
That there were no cats in Turkey.
I did do that.
Bailey, all I said was, you know, I think there might be some cats in Turkey.
That's all I said.
That's out nowhere.
That's what you said.
Yes.
That's what I said.
That's what started it.
And then he started talking about how there's no cats in Turkey at all.
That's what happened.
I was there!
Promise me it's the best she show in the world.
This is the best she show in the world.
You promise, right?
Just suspicious.
He's confident.
Alright, he's confident.
He's confident.
I'm so excited about this.
Ah bro.
Me too.
I haven't had shisha in two days and only had to uh go back to jail.
Stressful.
Even I'm excited.
I'm excited.
It does smell pretty good.
It does.
It does.
Brother, what this she show over there in the corner.
It's for him, man.
tag friends It's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
I wouldn't say it's the best in the world, yes.
But it is pretty good.
He's a lot.
I can't murder him in this thing.
I would say it's the best in the world.
Is this the best one for us?
9 out of 10!
9 out of 10!
9!
5, 5, 9 out of 10!
We had a little bit more to throw!
We did something!
This is the best one for us!
This is the best one for us!
9 out of 10!
Oh.
Now that's a cloud.
I'll tell you when it's done.
9.5 seconds.
10.5 seconds.
10.5 seconds.
No one can do it.
This is not smart.
Dank cat.
Perrotulum's silak de la merie.
It is not really the best of your own.
You want Poseidon on your side on a monocrow.
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