I could just get in it, smoke a fucking cigar, coming a bitch.
So fuck you.
You're a fucking nobody.
Are you fucking suck?
Nobody, nobody's hellio.
I just cooked some breakfast, you want some?
Having breakfast.
Hey but that's not breakfast.
Smoking shisha and a cigar is not breakfast.
You do this every day.
Literally every day.
Nicolini and caffeine.
Sunshine.
Training.
I can get behind the training in the sunshine, but endless coffee.
And it's not a joke.
You literally have 20 of these.
This is probably number five for the day already.
First thing.
So you wake up and you don't nicotate.
No.
You don't caffeinate.
Is this really that abnormal a breakfast?
Fuckloads of caffeine and nicotine.
Yes.
You are so amazed by my breakfast.
You're always like, you can't do that.
I really just think it's completely normal.
Any mosquito that bites me and gets my blood, it's dead.
Bro, you never get sick.
I never get sick ever.
When's last time you see me sick, I never get sick.
If a mosquito bites me, I just watch it fly around and then die.
It's too much caffeine, too much nicotine.
Mosquitoes can't bite me.
Mosquitoes cannot bite me.
You are the poison.
No, I am the poison.
Mosquitoes can't bite me.
I'm being deadly serious.
Mosquitoes land on me, bite me, and die.
I am the fucking poison.
Me.
All you motherfuckers are scratching.
Ooh, scratchy scratch.
Bro, if I'm built different.
Bite me.
Fuck with me.
Try.
Anyway, smoking's good for you.
How do you know it is?
You're all go fire.
Try it.
I'm good.
Why not?
I don't know what to say now.
You should try it.
If I tried your morning routine breakfast, whatever we're gonna call this, for a day, I I'd die.
I'd literally die.
When's the last time you broke a man's sternum?
Can't say ever have.
Sweet dreams are made of this.
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and the seven seas.
Everybody's looking for something.
Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to get used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
some of them want to be I'm already recording.
You look very chipper this morning, sir.
Four liter V8.
Yeah.
5 liter V8.
V10.
They go in order.
V8, V8, V10.
And then we got V12 at the end.
Let me quickly add up.
Because I have 93 cars, but I'm curious.
This costs me about half a mil.
This cost me about four million.
That's 4.5.
These are cheap.
These are free.
This is like a runaround.
The other day I didn't even want to wash it probably.
Like who gives a shit?
What's a lambo?
300 grand?
4.8.
And then that was 1.5.
That's 5.8 plus the 5.
That's 6.3 million dollars.
But I think we need more V12s.
You know?
Because we have two V8.
We need to have more V12s than we have V8s.
I just want to take all of the world's things.
That's my basic simple plan.
So I'm happy this morning because I got more V12s.
New ones.
Wait, you're not gonna buy them, you already got them.
Nice ride, by the way.
V12.
Actually it's a V16.
Actually, it's a W16.
Quad turbo.
I'll go to yours.
We used to dance around and make fun of D cot that they couldn't get all our money and that we had new cars.
But we're more mature now.
We've learned our lesson from our incarceration.
What does this bring the total price of the driveway to?
Do the math, Dork.
You don't even know, do you?
Are you fucking suck?
15 million.
You suck.
You know I have one of the most extensive car collections on planet earth.
I'm one of the world's largest collectors of cars, but because every federal agency in the world is after me, I can't just put them all in one place.
So all these other people are like, I'm a car collector.
I have f 15 cars.
Okay.
So here we have the Aston Martin Vanquish, brand new one, V12 engine, of course.
And then we have the Lamborghini Revolto.
I've got the best car collection on the planet.
All my cars are gorgeous.
Stop.
Hold on to the key.
Steve Yeap, people We should do an epic car review.
You know what we should do?
We should get all the cameras out.
We should do all that work for all of our fans at home, and we can do the Lamborghini V12 versus the Aston Martin V12.
We can compare the two because obviously this one has a hybrid system, everyone's talking about it, and that's the banquish the true two-seater V12 Aston Martin.
We could go all out, we could get a drone, and we can do all this work.
Or I could just get in it, smoke a fucking cigar, coming a bitch.
and not film anything.
*Music*
I don't want to lose my mind.
I don't want to lose my sale.
Didn't wanna call your name Only got myself to blame Oh yeah In my world, in my mind Always running out of time In my love, in my heart You're the only kryptonite When I wait for you Still I wait for you Tastes good
like so full Tastes good like so full Park top outside in the old school.
The newbie back with the OU The dog always finds his way back Come on I realized I had to get rich when I was 16 years old.
I've told this story before, but I was walking to college with three of my friends and a guy burnt past in a red Ferrari.
And I said to my friends while we were walking, how does this man have 300,000 pounds for a car when none of our families even have cars?
Back then, the world was different.
It wasn't like it is now.
When I was 16, you didn't see money.
I didn't see money.
I didn't have the internet.
I didn't see private jets.
I didn't know Monaco.
I didn't know Saint Trepay was a place.
I didn't know about girls on yachts.
I didn't know about anything.
I'm growing up in England completely flat throat.
And the first time I had access visually to money, I knew I couldn't live as a second-class citizen any longer.
I make all of this clear to people and I say that money is a competency test.
You simply need to want it.
If you want it, you're going to get it.
But you're not gonna get anything in this life you do not want.
The cocaine addicted hooker addict wants money for cocaine and hookers.
That's why he's richer than you.
The crack addict needs money for crack.
That's how he manages to get some new money every fucking day with no job.
You don't want it enough.
If you want to get rich, I absolutely guarantee you you will get rich.
If you are serious about learning how to make money online, you can learn how to do that at university.com and we will teach you.
You have the entire fucking world at your fingertips, and you're still not motivated, and you still don't care enough, and you're still not prepared to try something new.
You think you're working hard because you do your job every day, you're actually extremely lazy because you do your job every day because you don't want to think outside the box.
You're so lazy, you would rather work all day every day than think of a new idea or try something new.
Because a brand new idea will be given to you.
A roadmap will be given to you.
The path to the Ferrari will be laid out before you.
All you have to do is walk it and you can get the map at university.com.
Is that a coat?
Getting my Kernas A Gesco to take my 45,000 dollar mink coat to be cleaned.
And I know you're thinking, why do I need a coat in the middle of summer?
Because winter will come after summer.
It's called thinking ahead, it's called forethought.
That's why I have a curtain set yesco and a 45,000 dollar mink coat.
So I guess it's rich people, but you wouldn't understand that.
Do you have a mink coat?
No.
Do you have a Kern's egg yesco?
No.
fuck the fuck up I'm sorry, you need what?
Do you have any lay or token for me?
I don't have any lay on me.
Wait, you don't have any what?
45,000 euro mink coat.
Five million dollar coinseg and what?
Oh my security team had uh money, don't worry about it.
Where's your security team?
Two birds.
Don't follow you around in a Brabus S class while you drive your car and say, yes, you're gonna take your main coat.
No?
Fucking peasant.
You're a fucker.
How did you fuck up your life so badly?
Do you have a 1.4 million dollar diamond AP?
You're a fucking nobody.
You're a fucking nobody.
Give me my money in stacks and lace my bitches with our fingers.
Real niggas fingers on nickel blade and non-drinkers.
Must be my enemies defeated.
I catch them while they coped up and read it open fire.
Now them niggas bleeding.
See me a flex and test and get some fist blown.
Straight out the west, don't get blown.
I have a semi's cry like home.
Open it shut like dough.
It's just what branded pop.
Niggas, you ain't know.
They got me strips out on temp room.
I see money for baby, I got the demo.
You see me go to pop, but I ain't stopping till the wheel paint.
Oh, beautiful.
The only thing this thing is, Ryan.
If only there was some way to like, you know, like open the car up.
You know, like just to get all the water off it somehow.
Like just to let it like drain out.
No?
No?
And there I was.
I like how you asked the CohenSeg people to make it the same color pattern as uh this car wash.
You come to this place so frequently you just love the colors of this car wash, and you asked him to make you a purple and a blue yesco.
The same purple and the same blue as this car wash.
Exactly.
I'm the only man in the world with yescos based off a random cheap Romanian car wash.
I win.
If I was at a car wash and I saw someone my age in the yesco and I had a normal car and I was walking my normal car while someone else had a seven million dollar car next to me.
I wouldn't sleep ever again.
I'd be so fucking mad.
That's why I won.
I have to win.
I can't take the hell.
Most people are just like, oh, it doesn't matter.
It does matter.
It's just amazing to me.
I'm at this car washing this guy like hoovering Mercedes.
You should hate himself.
You got try harder.
When I saw someone with something I didn't have, I got fucking mad.
So mad I couldn't sleep.
And all that time you spent sleeping, I spent making money.
Why I have one of those.
I wanna do it.
But babe, I really miss you.
Please give me a call, you get the chance.
*musique*
There's a lot of people who are going to go, there's a lot of people who are going to go.
There's two options, they should choose, but let's go and make it a chain.
Don't go in the magic.
Don't go in the magic.
I'm not even a guy who can imagine Who can imagine?
I'm not sure they're going to lose I'm not sure they're going to lose I'm not sure they're going to lose I'm not sure they're going to lose I'm not sure they're going to lose I'm not sure they're going to lose I'm not sure they're going to lose I'm not sure they're going to lose I'm not sure they're going to lose I'm not sure they're going to lose I'm not sure they're going to lose I'm not sure they're going to lose Why are we on a plane?