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Bite Me, Never Sick
00:01:26
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| Bite me and die. | |
| You can't do that. | |
| I really just think it's completely normal. | |
| I could just get in it, smoke a fucking cigar, come in a bitch. | |
| So fuck you. | |
| You're a fucking nobody. | |
| Are you fucking stuck? | |
| Nobody knows about us how we all. | |
| Having breakfast. | |
| Hey, but that's not breakfast. | |
| Smoking a sheesha and a cigar is not breakfast. | |
| You do this every day. | |
| Literally every day. | |
| Nicotine and caffeine. | |
| Sunshine. | |
| Training. | |
| I can get behind the training in the sunshine, but endless coffees. | |
| And it's not a joke. | |
| You literally have 20 of these. | |
| This is probably number five for the day already. | |
| First thing. | |
| So you wake up and you don't nicotate? | |
| No. | |
| You don't caffeinate. | |
| Is this really that abnormal a breakfast? | |
| Fuckloads of caffeine and nicotine. | |
| Yes. | |
| You are so amazed by my breakfast. | |
| You're always like, you can't do that. | |
| I really just think it's completely normal. | |
| Any mosquito that bites me and gets my blood, it's dead. | |
| Bro, you never get sick. | |
| I never get sick ever. | |
| Once last time you see me sick, I never get sick. | |
| If a mosquito bites me, I just watch it fly around and then die. | |
| It's too much caffeine, too much nicotine. | |
| Mosquitoes can't bite me. | |
| Mosquitoes cannot bite me. | |
| You are the poison. | |
| No, I am the poison. | |
| Mosquitoes can't bite me. | |
| I'm being deadly serious. | |
| Mosquitoes land on me, bite me, and die. | |
| I am the fucking poison. | |
| Me. | |
| All you motherfuckers who scratching. | |
| Oh, scratchy scratch. | |
| Bro, I'm built different. | |
| Bite me. | |
| Fuck with me. | |
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Too Much Caffeine
00:12:31
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| Try. | |
| Anyway, smoke is good for you. | |
| How do you know it is? | |
| You're open fire. | |
| Cry it. | |
| I'm good. | |
| Why not? | |
| I don't know what to say now. | |
| You have to try it. | |
| If I tried your morning routine breakfast, whatever we're going to call this, for a day, I'd die. | |
| I'd literally die. | |
| When's the last time you broke a man's sternum? | |
| Cancer ever have. | |
| Sweet dreams are made of these. | |
| Who had mine to desert me? | |
| I travel the world and the seven seas. | |
| Everybody's looking for something. | |
| Some of them want to use you. | |
| Some of them want to get used by you. | |
| Some of them want to abuse you. | |
| I'm already recording. | |
| You look very chipper this morning, sir. | |
| 4-liter V8. | |
| Yeah. | |
| 5-liter V8. | |
| V10. | |
| They go in order. | |
| V8, V8, V10. | |
| And then we got V12 at the end. | |
| Let me quickly add up. | |
| Because I have 93 cars, but I'm curious. | |
| This cost me about half a mil. | |
| This cost me about 4 million. | |
| That's 4.5. | |
| These are cheap. | |
| These are free. | |
| This is like a runaround. | |
| The other day, I didn't even want to wash it properly. | |
| Like, who gives a shit? | |
| What's a Lambo? | |
| 300 grand? | |
| 4.8. | |
| And then that was 1.5. | |
| That's 5.8 plus to 5. | |
| That's $6.3 million. | |
| But I think we need more V12s. | |
| You know? | |
| Because there's two V8s. | |
| We need to have more V12s than we have V8s. | |
| I just want to take all of the world's things. | |
| That's my basic, simple plan. | |
| So I'm happy this morning because I got more V12s, new ones. | |
| Wait, you're not going to buy them. | |
| You already got them? | |
| Nice ride, by the way. | |
| V12. | |
| Actually, it's a V16. | |
| Actually, it's a W16. | |
| Quad turbo. | |
| What goes yours? | |
| To Bugatti. | |
| We used to dance around and make fun of Decot that they couldn't get all our money and that we had new cars. | |
| But we're more mature now. | |
| We've learned our lesson from our incarceration. | |
| What does this bring the total price of the driveway to? | |
| Do the math, Dork. | |
| You don't even know, do you? | |
| Or you fucking suck. | |
| 15 million? | |
| You suck. | |
| You know, I have one of the most extensive car collections on planet Earth. | |
| I'm one of the world's largest collectors of cars. | |
| But because every federal agency in the world is after me, I can't just put them all in one place. | |
| All these other people are like, I'm a car collector. | |
| I have 15 cars. | |
| Gay. | |
| So here we have the Aston Martin Vanquish, brand new one, V12 engine, of course. | |
| And then we have the Lamborghini Rob Alto. | |
| I've got the best car collection on the planet. | |
| car so gorgeous. | |
| We should do an epic car review. | |
| You know what we should do? | |
| We should get all the cameras out. | |
| We should do all that work for all of our fans at home. | |
| And we can do the Lamborghini V12 versus the Aston Martin V12. | |
| We can compare the two because obviously this one has a hybrid system. | |
| Everyone's talking about it. | |
| And that's the Vanquish, the true two-seater V12 Aston Martin. | |
| We could go all out. | |
| We could get a drone and we could do all this work. | |
| Or, I could just get in it, smoke a fucking cigar, come in a bitch, and not film anything. | |
| I don't wanna lose myself. | |
| Just let me give a touch to line. | |
| I should hurt myself. | |
| Didn't wanna call your name. | |
| Only got myself to blame. | |
| I realized I had to get rich when I was 16 years old. | |
| I've told this story before, but I was walking to college with three of my friends and a guy burnt past in a red Ferrari. | |
| And I said to my friends while we were walking, how does this man have 300,000 pounds for a car when none of our families even have cars? | |
| Back then, the world was different. | |
| It wasn't like it is now. | |
| When I was 16, you didn't see money. | |
| I didn't see money. | |
| I didn't have the internet. | |
| I didn't see private jets. | |
| I didn't know Monaco. | |
| I didn't know Santa Pay was a place. | |
| I didn't know about girls on yachts. | |
| I didn't know about anything. | |
| I'm growing up in England completely flat throat. | |
| And the first time I had access visually to money, I knew I couldn't live as a second class citizen any longer. | |
| I make all of this clear to people when I say that money is a competency test. | |
| You simply need to want it. | |
| If you want it, you're going to get it. | |
| But you're not going to get anything in this life you do not want. | |
| The cocaine-addicted hooker addict wants money for cocaine and hookers. | |
| That's why he's richer than you. | |
| The crack addict needs money for crack. | |
| That's how he manages to get some new money every fucking day with no job. | |
| You don't want it enough. | |
| If you want to get rich, I absolutely guarantee you you will get rich. | |
| If you are serious about learning how to make money online, you can learn how to do that at university.com and we will teach you. | |
| You have the entire fucking world at your fingertips and you're still not motivated and you still don't care enough and you're still not prepared to try something new. | |
| You think you're working hard because you do your job every day. | |
| You're actually extremely lazy because you do your job every day because you don't want to think outside the box. | |
| You're so lazy, you would rather work all day every day than think of a new idea or try something new because a brand new idea will be given to you. | |
| A roadmap will be given to you. | |
| The path to the Ferrari will be laid out before you. | |
| All you have to do is walk in and you can get the map. | |
| At university.com. | |
| Is that a coat? | |
| Getting my Cernized Yesco to take my $45,000 mink coat to be cleaned. | |
| And I know you're thinking, why do I need a coat in the middle of summer? | |
| Because winter will come after summer. | |
| It's called thinking ahead. | |
| It's called forethought. | |
| That's why I have a Curtinize Egg Yesco and a $45,000 mint coat. | |
| So I guess it's rich people's fault, but you wouldn't understand that. | |
| Do you have a mink coat? | |
| No. | |
| Do you have a Cernized Yesco? | |
| No. | |
| Shut the fuck up, man. | |
| I'm sorry, you need what? | |
| Do you have any lay or coke in for me? | |
| I don't have any lay on me. | |
| Wait, you don't have any what? | |
| 45,000 euro mink coat. | |
| $5 million Cohen Seg in what? | |
| Oh, my security team had money. | |
| Don't worry about it. | |
| Where's your security team? | |
| Two brands. | |
| Oh, your security team don't follow you around in a Brab SS class while you drive your Cernized yeska to drink your mink coat. | |
| No? | |
| Fucking peasant. | |
| You're a fuck up. | |
| How did you fuck up your life so badly? | |
| You have no security team. | |
| Do you have a $1.4 million diamond AP? | |
| You're a fucking nobody. | |
| You will never see the peace. | |
| Real niggas' fingers on it complete and non-triggers. | |
| Must see my enemies defeated. | |
| I catch them while they coke up and weed it. | |
| Open fire, now them niggas bleeding. | |
| See me in flesh and test and get them displown. | |
| Straight out the west, don't get blown. | |
| I have the service cry like home. | |
| Open and shut like dope. | |
| It's your friend to fuck. | |
| Niggas, you ain't no. | |
| It got me stressed out on death, bro. | |
| I save money, but baby, I got the get more. | |
| You streaming goat, you pop. | |
| And I ain't stop until I'm well paid. | |
| Bail stay now, nigga. | |
| Look what they're mouth. | |
| Business of cops, desire. | |
| The only thing missing is drying it. | |
| If only there was some way to like, you know, like open the car up. | |
| You know, like just to get all the water off it somehow. | |
| Like just to let it like drain out. | |
| No, I like how you ask the Cohen's like people to make it the same color pattern as this car wash You come to this place so frequently, you just love the colors of this car wash. | |
| You asked him to make you a purple and a blue yesko. | |
| The same purple and the same blue as this car wash. | |
| Exactly. | |
| I'm the only man in the world with yesko's based off a random cheap Romanian car wash. | |
| I win. | |
| If I was at a car wash and I saw someone my ageco and I had a normal car and I was walking by a normal car while someone else had a $7 million car next to me, I wouldn't sleep ever again. | |
| I'd be so fucking mad. | |
| That's why I wanted. | |
| Because I have to win. | |
| I can't take the L. Most people are just like, oh, it doesn't matter. | |
| It does matter. | |
| It's just amazing to me. | |
| I'm at this car wash and this guy like Hoover and Mercedes. | |
| You should hate himself. | |
| You got tryharder. | |
| When I saw someone with something I didn't have, I got fucking mad. | |
| So mad I couldn't sleep. | |
| And all that time you spent sleeping, I couldn't make the money. | |
| Why I have one of those. | |
| And one of these. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Please give me a call. | |
| Why are we on a plane? | |
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Canyon of Food
00:00:08
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| We were actually a canyon of food. | |
| Even I'm excited. | |
| What's like? | |
| Who knows? | |
| Never lost. | |
| Oh, fancy. | |
| Let's get loose. | |