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July 31, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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A Romanian Odyssey | Tate Confidential Ep 313
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We don't eat niche at 7am.
I always carry a knife when I go out to the villages, always.
Now they're out in the villages and we're planning to kill you at the end of the trip.
Romanian burn.
Cigarette!
Alright, sir.
A little over a year ago we made a video called The Roadman.
We're gonna go to the mountains and I have no intention, I have no idea what we're gonna do because they put a bunch of activities together.
You want it back?
I'm not sure you're ready to be a roadman, Bailey.
It's a way of life.
I've been roadmanning since you were a squirt.
Getting up at 5 a.m. driving.
You don't know my story about Roadman.
You don't know about the time me, Tristan, and Luke drove to Malmo, Sweden from Lu in England, leaving at 2 a.m. to go to Christmas at a random girl who I was sleeping with's house.
It was Christmas Day, and I met her in Dubai like six months before.
She said, you should see a Swedish Christmas.
I was like, I want to come on Christmas.
And she's like, whatever.
And I called her Christmas Eve, saying, I'm coming.
She's like, no way you're actually coming.
I haven't spoken to you in months.
I'm coming.
3.30 a.m. on Christmas.
The roadmen don't sleep.
And then we ended up driving to Prague.
We left Christmas night like 1 a.m.
But we were too tired.
We hadn't slept in days.
So we were doing push-ups in the snow in a gas station when Swedish police rolled up on us and asked us what we were doing.
What about push-ups?
Nigger.
Is that a crime?
You don't know anything.
I'm a roadman.
Roadmanning is what I do.
No sleep, endless coffees.
Let's go.
Just go wander the earth and get into adventures, you know?
You just get to walk around life.
That's what life's for.
You wander around and things happen to you.
So we're going to go wandering around in cars and see what happens.
We don't need to plan anything.
We'll just be the best trip ever.
You just get to wander around.
And then, you know, before you know it, you know, you meet a bitch, you make some money, you go to jail.
It's life.
Mick Hucknell.
I'm surprised you're listening to music.
Only Mick Hucknell turns off the moment I start driving.
Mick Huckman.
What do you mean you don't know who Mick Hucknell is?
You know what?
We're going to JMT.
I'm riding with you.
I get it now.
I get the joke.
Tristan, the sun's coming up.
Exactly.
You get it.
I get it.
Finally, Andrew!
Sure!
We know about Simply Red.
I get it now.
Sun's coming up!
Mick Hucknow.
Finally!
Simple power recognition dipshit.
Yeah.
Take your mind forever.
Forever.
Yeah.
Nothing like watching the sunrise with a bit of Mick Hucknow.
Doesn't get better than that.
Now that the sunrise is up, I know what the rest of the trip is going to be like.
Pure silence.
I've got some banging audio books if you want one on 17 17 Tris I'm going to lose my mind 18 is 17 18 It's only on numbers right now I'm going to listen to this Do this all day Are you ready Are you ready Divionati.
That was pretty close.
Divionati.
I'll be fluent by the time I get there.
Do you know how to combat this?
Sa?
I'm going to just start repeating it in the most hick accent of all time until you can't stand it.
Sa.
Who's going to win this war?
The Vossati.
Devatsati.
20th.
20th.
diversity.
We need you.
We need six bears each.
And then we continue driving.
We don't need meets at 7 a.m.
What the fuck's this guy?
I will go for me.
always carry a knife for their potential to be bears.
Always.
And you've included it so many times, and I've never seen you with a knife.
Bro, I always carry a knife.
Carries a knife when you go swimming in Croatia.
I can guarantee you that.
Yeah.
You go swimming in Croatia, in the ocean, off your yacht.
I have a knife on my back.
You'll have a knife.
You're not my boy.
Because I don't like you.
I never did.
But in the comfort of my own home, with you being arrested by Decon, I couldn't risk telling you how I really felt about you to your face.
Now that we're out in the villages and we're planning to kill you at the end of the trip, I can tell you that no one likes you.
Wait, am I supposed to step that bar?
You don't know the plan to kill out?
Steal a Ferrari?
Sell it?
Launder the money?
Pickles in the morning.
It's 7.30 a.m.
And we're having pickles.
The most Romanian shit ever.
Meech, potatoes.
Pickles and cigarettes.
The Romanian breakfast.
Cigarettes.
Romanian breakfast.
Smoking pickles and cigarettes.
No.
No.
That's not a thing.
It's not good.
I know it's not good because I just tried it.
Pickles and coffee and not good.
Why are we doing it?
Forgot to cover the hood of the car in wooden spoons to protect it from witchcraft.
Forgot.
Hopefully someone in the vicinity did.
Remember, and it will protect our cars.
I didn't see that.
I didn't see that.
I was disenfranchised with Christianity.
I just mentioned Christopher Hitchens.
I read a few books that he wrote when I was younger.
And I thought, you know what?
I looked around England and the way society was collapsing and the way Christians behave.
I mean, this pride flags in churches.
This is a relatively new phenomenon, but let's just say it started with versions of reality I saw like that.
And I thought, you know, Christians don't really stand for anything anymore.
I challenge any atheist to walk around Romania and just insult Jesus Christ.
To the normal Romanian man, the Romanians stand for something.
And I saw how Christianity holds this country together.
Walking around London with that watch and no bodyguard could be a death threat.
You could get as drunk as you like by yourself in any bar on Bucharest with that watch on and no one's going to steal you.
The Romanian people are good people and Christianity is what helps hold the society together.
I fell back into Christianity by reading the Bible cover to cover six years ago.
And it opened my eyes to what I was standing against as an atheist.
And I thought, why would I stand against this?
Why am I saying I'm an atheist?
Let me at least investigate what I'm missing out on.
So there live an hermit, a monk that is basically part of the monastery but is living outside of the monastery in the wild.
Completely by himself.
People leave him food and he studies the Bible all day and tries to be close to God and lives in complete isolation.
What kind of guy?
So it was one hermit and his disciple.
So because they live here, many other monks, they came and they built a monastery.
So because of these two hermits, they built a monastery here.
Of course they were doing like miracles.
That's why many people came for them and they say, okay, let's make a monastery.
I can't see a monastery.
Too dark.
Too dark.
It's good to be in here with both of you guys.
Three of us just hang out.
One of us just hang out.
Mr. Wolves far back.
Yeah.
On the black side, so we say the first black people.
Please, God, don't let them come to our country, I think, is what's happening here.
There are more parishes on the ledge.
Which is a seven-hour hike, which we're not going to do.
But technically, you can drive there, but I'm not sure the road was built for Ferrari A-12 competitions.
But then also, I'm built different.
So we're going to take the car up there.
That's not existing.
All the way to the top.
All the way to the top.
That's right.
We're going to try.
And Tristan said there's no way we're going to make it.
And I said, well, if it gets bad, I'll turn around.
I'm not going to wreck the car.
Or will I?
Threatening him.
Because he's a coward.
Turns out everyone's afraid, but me.
Everyone's operating from a realm of fear.
I'm the last brave man on the planet.
And I'm prepared to drive from top of this fucking mountain.
Whether you're scared about it or not.
It's a treacherous road.
It's a dirt walking road.
You sound scared.
I'm just saying.
You in or not?
Of course I'm in.
We're in a monastery.
What could possibly go wrong?
Exactly.
Andrew, I really don't think that the Ferrari can handle this.
I can.
Andrew, this is bad.
You have a car.
I'm bad.
I know you.
You're going to try.
Of course I'm going to try.
It's a $1.5 million Ferrari, so, I mean, let's horse connect it.
Days wages.
Gets a fuck.
Let's go.
Driving with your friends is such an analog experience of life.
Setting ancient dinosaurs on fire, making small explosions inside of a combustion engine with cylinders.
Some have eight, some have ten.
Real G have 12.
And then you get to race around and rubber grips you to the road.
This visceral, tangible, this very analog experience of life.
Breathing in the mountain air.
All of this, this analog experience of life is going to be replaced.
There won't be V12 Ferraris to race around in the mountains.
It'll be an automated techno box to take you from place A to place B. And I see the pattern of where we're all headed.
That's why I'm so dedicated to live the best possible existence I can live and smile every single day.
And to do that, unfortunately, the truth is you need brotherhood, you need strength, you need capability.
You also need a whole bunch of money.
Everything will be controlled by the AI autocrat.
The Matrix will finally close the gates.
This is the last analog generation.
This is the last season of the human series in which people could live an analog life.
If you're not trying to get rich, just spend that money on analog things.
Then you're a fool.
Andrew got us.
Andrew gave us some bullshit location, which is on a dirt road.
And every car coming down from the top of the dirt road has not seen a Ferrari, which they would have seen, I'm 100% sure.
It's a one-way road.
Yeah, it's a one-way road.
I mean, this is not even a road.
So now I'm in a 700,000-pound Aston Martin, driving on a dirt road through the forest with the chipmunks and the bears.
Dirt road gives it too much credit.
This is dirt.
It's not really a road.
No.
It's just a path that's been beaten from tractors and dachias driving up here.
He got us.
Clearly.
He literally sent us a location and said, meet me here.
And then we followed the directions.
Yes.
And he wasn't there.
No, he's not even on his way here.
And if I were in a 4x4 Suzuki, I'd be perfectly happy on this road.
But this car wasn't built for this road.
When Aston Martin tested the DBS 770, they didn't test it on a road like this.
I'd actually bet this is the only Aston Martin DBS 77E in history to ever drive more than 100 meters on a road like this.
We're literally in the mountains with the bears.
The whole crew was here.
The whole crew followed the directions.
And the only person who didn't follow the directions was the person who sent the directions out.
So it was your idea to traverse up the dangerous mountain road.
And we soldiered on to the location that you sent.
And lo and behold, you were not there.
Bailey.
Andrew.
I had been up and down in the time you fucking.
No cowards.
No.
Struggled.
No.
Because the road was bumpy.
I would never pretend I'm going to go up a road that I knew a car couldn't get up and then just drive to the hotel.
I would never speed off quickly and just go here and have soup.
If that's what you're implying, if you're implying I sent you on a wild chase up a mountain in an Aston Marin and came straight back here to have spicy chicken soup, then you're wrong.
I would never do that.
You're a fucking failure, aren't you?
You didn't make it to the top, did you?
You're a fucking loser.
What a fucking loser.
You suck.
So the AI super brain told us that we had to come to this park to find some action.
Is that what you're telling me?
And this high-brained super AI was wrong.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm having a fucking great time.
I'm drinking TD.
I'm on, you know, it's got it going, bro.
There's even a slide from Marcella.
He's not here.
There is a bar.
A random bar by the children's play whatever.
Play course.
You're going to sit around watching your kid on a slide and make it drunk.
You might as well get drunk.
There's a party.
We need to go check it out.
Fucking know that.
10-minute party.
Let's run it back.
10-minute party.
What does Park start with?
What letter?
Well, the first three letters.
Where's one letter?
P-A-R.
What else starts with P-A-R?
Excuse me, sir.
Can we join your party, please?
It's a bunch of 80-year-olds.
80 year olds dancing.
Watch me.
Tell me again what I can't do.
These Romanians have used their card, the I'll put you in jail card, and I'm no longer afraid of it.
I'm now basically Superman in Romania.
Because they can't do anything to me that they haven't already done.
And for that reason, I do whatever the fuck I want.
So tell me again what I'm not allowed to do.
I'm talking about the punishment for doing it is.
I'm talking about the punishment for doing it.
Come.
Don't worry, kicks on the way.
Last one.
Lady said, come back.
Some old lady was cat calling Tristan.
Tristan, we have to go back.
You said you wanted a village movie.
There you go.
There you go.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Get out of the range of the old people.
They're still waiting for us.
We can't zoom in that much.
Warren Fire full world side of job applications.
Pakistani bitch you are.
You have to be on that foot one.
Enjoy yourself.
Give your gold maggot.
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