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July 25, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Visiting an Ancient Egyptian Salt Mine | Tate Confidential Ep 312
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And got dragged down to the bottom by their testicles.
So basically, sea monster is trying to rape our blood.
George Floyd's actually one of my heroes.
The masculine world has always been based around peacocking, flexing.
Women are attracted to competence.
Men who exude competence.
Not arrogance, but capability.
And you're only going to exude that if you've proven yourself capable many times, because then God will give you a different level of perhaps a different aura.
When a woman looks at you and goes, he can do anything he says he's going to do, that's when you become instantly attracted.
She's a media on the floor.
And she danced in the mind she's never danced before.
Alex is a faggot.
I'll say not you.
No, he said nothing, bro.
Never lost a game.
No, but you think you can beat me?
There's no way I lose.
I've never lost a game.
I'm defeated.
Smash first champ.
Nigel, do you hear that?
Nigger!
You know the worst thing about this hard garbage?
It's often not even hard.
You just have to continue to try for a little bit.
Truthfully, it's just consistency.
You just have to continue to try every day.
To get ahead of most people, you just have to show up.
That's it because most people can't show up every day.
I'm no expert on underground sea monsters, but definitely in that lake is some type of monster that would fuck you up.
I wouldn't want to swim in that water, because as I was swimming in it, my fear of monster attack would be super high.
I mean, I actually am an expert on underground sea monsters.
And there are definitely of the highest grade sea monsters in that lake.
Not water.
There's monsters in that water, bro.
We're a mile underground.
There's monsters.
They drag you to the bottom of the water by your balls.
Maybe fear itself is the monster.
Maybe that's what kills you.
If you're a real Jeeve, you drive the sucker on the bottom.
All the pulling, bro.
Teach everyone a lesson for knowing you.
Make us regret the day we met you.
That's what I do.
I lost my hand.
Can we get some salt, please?
So weird, but man.
I'll get it better.
Do something.
No, you just wanna be fixed.
No, you just wanna be fixed.
Ha.
You can't take photos file.
Why?
Because it's mine.
You'll never recover from that, Bailey.
Financially.
Check your bank.
You're done.
Financially, you're finished.
He mind it clean.
You keep the car key.
If I drop it there, I'm going to be the cold ass diver.
I'm hundreds of feet underground.
This entire salt mine was dug out by hand.
Men with pickaxes, grit, and determination.
Men who had to feed their families.
Men who were dedicated enough to suffer so that the people they loved did not have to suffer.
They were down here in the pitch black.
Turns out the economic prospects have never been too great, have they?
They've never been bright.
There's no reason for you to complain now that the banker or the economic situation has made it too difficult for you to get rich.
Because since men were men, it's always been difficult to get rich.
You had to risk your entire life, your physical safety, to make enough money to afford food to eat.
And now you stand a chance to get monumentally wealthy by typing on a keyboard and to complaining that somehow it is difficult.
It's always been difficult, It's always been hard.
You're actually living in a period of time where it's easier to succeed, and it's better to be a man than it's ever been.
You should show some respect to the men who did amazing things, whether they died in the ditch in some forgotten war, or dug out this entire salt mine by hand to feed their families.
And the easiest way to show them some respect is to dedicate yourself.
So as an expert on underground sea monsters, we're going to go see the Thicopeus saltius Ticopeus.
That's a Latin name, actually.
They were first discovered in 1751 by the ancient Egyptians here in Romania.
The ancient Egyptians were born in 1751 in Romania.
The ancient Egyptians.
In Romania.
In the 1700s.
You honestly don't know history.
After they won the battle against the Aztecs, they conquered Romania.
Dugged the salt mine and discovered the Thiccias Saltius.
You know nothing about history.
It's more than World War II history on the Romania.
Literally.
So Tristan knows nothing about history.
So as the history buff here, I'm going to tell you all.
So this part was actually done by Pharaoh King Tutum IV.
He was born with three arms.
And he had a gold crown.
So we used to call him Goldhead.
So you know gold is slaves.
And then when the sea monsters were first discovered, what happened is that three of the slaves decided to take a nice swim in the water and got dragged down to the bottom by their testicles.
It's actually an old prophecy.
It said something about how in the future two very rich brothers are gonna buy a salt mine for human trafficking purposes and one of them will be undefeated in Super Smash Bros.
Really interesting.
It's in the hieroglyphs.
If you need to read the hieroglyphs, little dwarf elves live in the walls and they repeat everything you say.
So that's the acoustic effect you can hear.
It's the dwarf elves.
Shut up, kid.
So now we're gonna get all the boats and we're gonna go try and find the sea monsters, but be careful.
Watch your screwdriver.
You scared us in the city.
Put me up by myself.
Nah, it's just me.
I'm too heavy.
Put me up by myself.
Don't stand up, okay?
Alright, guys, mission complete.
He's in the water by himself.
The monsters are in the middle of the middle.
See you later, alligator.
So basically, sea monsters have one weakness.
Me.
Dedicate my life to taking these fucking animals out.
Balls they've taken off.
Kind of like Moby Dick, you know?
So Tristan thinks we're here to learn about him, but we're actually here to destroy him.
Why is Tristan about to ram him?
He's trying to rape my balls.
He was going for it.
He was actually going for it.
Tristan, we have to be monsters.
We're on the same team.
We have to find them and eliminate them.
No, it's happening.
It's happening.
I'm trying.
Whoa.
Oh.
Ha ha ha!
Uh-oh.
He's going to get them.
Another, well, fact of history not many people know is that boat rhymes with float, which rhymes with moat, which is obviously famously full of water.
And uh, water is what you float on.
So not many people know that about history.
That's actually in the ancient writings of the people of Atlantis.
Of course, Atlantis was famously destroyed by the Jews.
Prison, don't rammy.
Okay, we know you're ramming.
I think you're just ramming people in the boat.
Who is dressed most like an admiral right now?
You, I guess.
And all great admirals try to defeat their enemies in naval combat, am I correct?
Prison, I'm starting to think that for nearly 40-year-old men, we're actually immature retards.
I've got my pro-admiral's jacket on.
Who am I to not try to defeat my enemies in naval combat?
Alright, let's go to the other sea monsters are.
Fuck off!
Come!
What's going on?
This is so real.
We're in the middle of a salt mine.
13 stories below ground.
Having naval warfare with each other.
Trafficking here, sexual assault there.
Boats in a salt mine.
Millions of dollars.
Fuck's going on.
Oh, look, some wenches.
Put them on our boats because they're sexual slavery.
Sea wenches.
Sea wenches.
Come in near their vessel.
Come in near their vessel.
And enslave them sexually.
Sea wenches.
Perfect.
We can do our bidding.
shit.
*laughter*
Some of the coincidences that happen in life, don't you think are just so ridiculously unlikely?
Do you ever feel like you're in a simulation?
Do you ever just see something, see a coincidence that it's just so unlikely to happen?
I can think of at least 500 scenarios in my life where something's happened and I say we must live in a simulation.
There's no way this just happened by accident.
Perhaps that's the best way to look at life.
I think that whatever mindset you adopt, especially as a man, it should be the mindset that allows you to be as competitive as possible.
Andrew, can we take this over to us?
No.
In the car.
I think that being competitive in all realms is how you're going to ensure you'll always be okay.
Whether you're in a cage fight or you're in a business meeting, whatever, you need to be as competitive as possible.
And I think that sometimes believing you're in a simulation allows you to have a very competitive edge over your opponents.
To understand that it's going to work out in the end, I'm going to win.
Burgers and pizza.
Keep me real healthy.
And then icing.
Bro, yesterday we ate pizza, poppinach, beer.
Need something good.
Those things are good.
You can't do that.
Blending the different flavors.
It's a cigarette.
You know, cigarettes don't blend flavors.
Is it cigarette or cigarette?
three Actually, I'm telling you what to do.
If you're a real man, you'd have a Zen as well right now.
I don't think you'd have the balls for that.
Three cigarettes is the way for a real man.
Nah, you need to call for it.
Three cigarettes.
I'm going to keep recording so he can't stop.
I'll smoke when the cigarettes are done, mate.
Alright, we'll see about that.
I'm rolling.
I smoke the world's largest cigars against the three cigarettes I've got.
I know.
I captured the moment.
Now we're smoking.
That was good.
That was an ultimate feat of human achievement.
And the ultimate human feature.
Suicide or ice cream.
Ice cream, all day.
Thank you very much.
I'll have cherry mania and unicorn, please.
Cheesecake is just good as well.
Can I have three scoops?
Cheesecake, cherry mania, and unicorn.
That is very gay.
Whoa!
To me, unicorn, cherry mania, and cheesecake, ice cream.
It's not gangster.
Anyone else?
So why are you dressed like that?
Okay, fine, yeah.
No, no, too late.
Why are you dressed like that?
You have to blend in with the Romanian culture.
You do not blend in at all.
You are a brown man wearing a Romanian villager shirt.
Yeah, gypsy.
You're clearly not a gypsy.
Gypsies don't dress like that.
Send all the cars back by truck.
And let's all take the train back to Belkars.
No.
Any other proposals?
It would take the same amount of time to drive as it would by train.
No, no, actually.
Six hours to be drinking.
The train is super slow here.
Yeah, the trains are slow.
It's funny how a lot of things that are actually crap, they disguise as culture.
Like you say, Top.
No.
It's not culture.
It's too shit.
And I've been all around the world and they keep doing this.
Oh, wow, look at this special kind of tea.
The tea tastes horrible.
It takes too long to make.
But supposedly, it's cultural.
It's just crap.
Lots of cultures crap.
Most cultures crap, actually.
I would argue.
And it's for that reason.
I actually, you know, I'm not really impressed by cultures.
You know, like if I go to fucking Mexico and they start dancing around in feathers and they expect me to give a fuck, I just look at them like the savages they are.
I don't really give a shit about your culture.
I don't care about it.
I don't care about your traditions or your customs.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm here and you haven't attacked me, which means I basically conquered you now.
When I turned up as a foreigner, you should have shot me or stabbed me to death and you didn't.
So I'm the rich man here and I don't give a fuck about your Aztec bullshit.
I don't care.
If I go to Japan and they start waving noodles around, I just think, Hiroshima, we won.
Fuck your noodles.
I'm not interested.
Now we can't go to Japan.
We take all the good shit of all the cultures and it's ours.
So I'm like, I don't need to go anywhere to see anything.
When you go to Spain and they start fucking sleeping all day and cooking rice in a big pot, and they, why the fuck do I care?
Oh, Paela, you're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're a fucking retard.
Why are you talking to me?
Talk English properly.
Get rid of that shit accent.
I've had enough.
Culture doesn't impress me.
When we teach you how to make money, we teach you how to make offline.
You don't have to live in the crap town you're living in.
You can go live in Thailand.
You can go live in the Philippines.
You can move.
Once you have geographic freedom, once you have financial freedom, you can now move.
That's why politics become so uninteresting.
That's why rich people are all naturally globalists.
Why have we moved?
Because we have money.
And we just go where our life is best.
Because we can.
We go where we are treated properly.
That gives us a first mover's advantage.
Imagine all the thoughts you're going to have in your mind.
Imagine how your personality is going to change.
Once you don't have to worry about money anymore, you're going to have all these brand new original thoughts.
You might become funny and charismatic for the first time in your fucking life.
That's your future.
Do you like Armenia?
No.
Don't like the people.
Oh, okay.
I mean, the view.
No, but the people aren't ruining it.
Shit, there's two.
What?
What do they mean?
We need to replace them with black people like my children.
We're working on it.
That's why I voted.
I'm secretly a globalist.
I'm secretly a billionaire globalist trying to replace the native population.
So we will become a turd.
Yeah, he's the new Romanian now.
Then it's done.
Nice.
You'll hear reggae, you'll see Torcut on the rocks.
Stop on the transfer garrison.
It's a John Off Rice.
It's over.
Some massive sneakers replacing the houses.
They'll grow bananas here.
Exactly.
Nice.
We don't eat an each at 7 a.m.
I always carry a knife when I go out to the villages.
Now they're out in the villages and we're planning to kill you at the end of the trip.
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