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Lives Without Purpose
00:07:26
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| Fire full world side of job applications. | |
| Pakistani bitch, you are. | |
| You have to give it a bunch of people. | |
| Give me your gold faggot. | |
| As a native person, do not speak about to your new conqueror that much. | |
| Nobody knows about us how we are. | |
| I see people running around the world trying to find purpose. | |
| They'll go to Dubai and they'll go party and try and fuck a girl. | |
| Then they'll go Ibiza for the summer to try and fuck a girl. | |
| None of these people have any purpose in their hearts. | |
| That's why they're so miserable because they're just running around trying to spend money. | |
| That's fine. | |
| I love spending money too. | |
| But I'm doing something that's important for the world. | |
| And purpose will give you a peace far more calming. | |
| I'm generally getting tired of you. | |
| Generally. | |
| I'm generally getting tired of you. | |
| Specifically how you're a faggot. | |
| What did you say if something happened one more time, you said you're leaving? | |
| I knew a girl once who was super hot but said generally instead of genuinely. | |
| And she used to say, I generally, I'm really tired today. | |
| And then she also used to say pacific instead of specific. | |
| And I dumped my load in her and blocked her. | |
| So I probably have another kid somewhere who can't speak. | |
| So everyone who says I'm a fantastic orator, it turns out that even I cannot overcome the retardation of bimbos because she used to sit there saying generally instead of genuinely. | |
| And now my imaginary kid, which might exist, she's blocked. | |
| I don't know, is probably the retard. | |
| Did you hear my plan to ran through a camping site? | |
| Did you hear my plan? | |
| I planned to ran through a camping site. | |
| The run-through. | |
| So where did this ran through? | |
| Because it's past tense. | |
| Can you admit that you fell for that one? | |
| Hope line and singer. | |
| I hope walked right into it. | |
| I hope. | |
| I hope you become inexplicably depressed. | |
| I hope something happens that nobody can save your soul from and you kill yourself. | |
| After landing those gentlemen, I hope you can upset me. | |
| I hope you kill yourself. | |
| Hey, that was a good one. | |
| That was good. | |
| That was a good one. | |
| I generally hope you kill yourself. | |
| That was epic. | |
| I generally mean it. | |
| We're doing our health detox. | |
| I picked up on that one. | |
| Whole wheat bread. | |
| I take a cigarette for my health detox. | |
| Health detox, Bailey. | |
| Health detox. | |
| Yeah, we're out here in the healthy environment to do healthy things. | |
| A cigarette? | |
| For your health. | |
| Come on, be a faggot. | |
| Come on. | |
| Say no. | |
| You say yes, you're gay. | |
| If you say no, you're double gay. | |
| And if you say yes, then you're gayer than you were if you said no. | |
| I'll take two, please. | |
| Pretty good answer. | |
| That is a good answer. | |
| You ought to smoke both, though. | |
| Hiking? | |
| Swim? | |
| Swimming? | |
| It's hiking or swimming. | |
| We're going in that. | |
| They call it the homo boat. | |
| That's worse than villager's house. | |
| I don't want to go to villager's house. | |
| Go get in the batman boat. | |
| That's not a bad man. | |
| That's not a boat. | |
| Now, of course, being the man I am, I'm strongly considering possible ambush. | |
| You know? | |
| Nice. | |
| Here's your water. | |
| We're gonna be taken out to another boat and there'll be armed goons. | |
| Can you catch? | |
| Of course. | |
| There'll be armed goons. | |
| And those armed goons will have to be assassinated by my brother and I while you do fuck all the film as usual. | |
| And then we'll have to drown them all and pilot this boat back ourselves. | |
| Yeah, are there any pirates on this lake, Gabriel? | |
| Only me. | |
| Only you. | |
| Nice. | |
| All right, we're on the pirate ship. | |
| And if we see any other boats, we'll take them over. | |
| We are bitches. | |
| We vote for you now. | |
| Very beautiful place. | |
| Of course, that on my name is Rahova. | |
| Interesting. | |
| Wait, this area is called Rejova? | |
| Brajova. | |
| Ah, Brajova. | |
| They kept telling me I was going to go to Rejova, but they were talking about something else. | |
| It's amazing how shit the world's become. | |
| Because when you get money, you just try your very best to just leave people and leave the cities. | |
| It's amazing. | |
| I don't think it always used to be like that. | |
| You'd go to a city and go, yeah, I'm in the big city. | |
| And now when you're in the big city, you're like, why am I here? | |
| I must be poor. | |
| I'm stuck doing this job. | |
| The second you get money, you just hide from everybody. | |
| I thought it was because the color of the cities are changing. | |
| Or if people just suck. | |
| I'm not sure what it is. | |
| But then cities were primarily for partying and drinking and girls and all that crap's gone anyway. | |
| Can't sleep with girls, you get rape charged. | |
| Nobody drinks anymore. | |
| Clubs are gone. | |
| So what are you even in the city for? | |
| Why are you even in the traffic? | |
| Restaurants? | |
| Is that why you're living in traffic and paying the most expensive property prices on the planet to go to a fucking restaurant? | |
| 100%. | |
| I prefer it here as well. | |
| Dump the bodies in the fucking lake. | |
| I hate it. | |
| Load the cannons. | |
| And we have Leonaguis. | |
| Shoot the French. | |
| We're going to commandeer their boats. | |
| Go commandeer their vessels. | |
| We're going to shoot the French because the French are black now. | |
| And black people can't sail ships, so we'll win. | |
| We will swim. | |
| The British won against the French. | |
| Sink when they were white. | |
| Now we definitely win. | |
| Sink the nigg fleet. | |
| Fire a full broadside of job applications and child support forms. | |
| Get some floating watermelons and KFC buckets. | |
| This is the proper yacht. | |
| You have a dead head. | |
| You have the master real nice. | |
| The little fucking dorky piece of shit. | |
| Nerd, cunt, stupid Pakistani bitch you are. | |
| You little fucking hoe. | |
| You will never in your fucking life ever own anything as cool as this boat in your life ever. | |
| You're a fucking slang. | |
| Kill yourself. | |
| I don't want the boatman thinking that we're going to fight on his boat. | |
| Kill yourself. | |
| All right, I'll kill myself. | |
| Kill yourself. | |
| Finally. | |
| Kill yourself. | |
| I'll do it. | |
| Kill yourself. | |
| I'll drown in this lake. | |
| I'll jump into the lake. | |
| Little igloo. | |
| Fucking hoes. | |
| It's actually called a hoe glue. | |
| Nice. | |
| I thought it was called an igloo hoe. | |
| When you look for a fighting stick, you need something you can also throw. | |
| Women will never understand stick contests, but I found the better stick. | |
| If we had to fight this stick versus that stick, I'd win. | |
| Slightly curved. | |
| This is the stick. | |
| Yeah, but I throw this at you. | |
| Take the shot. | |
| And then things have. | |
| No, but the shot you think would be coming high, but it would come low and sweep your feet out from underneath you for the crushing skull blow. | |
| You'd have to give all that foot one. | |
| Make you swing and miss. | |
| That's what it would be. | |
| And if you're using it, you'd have to figure out it. | |
| You can rely on one big stick. | |
| Luckily, my master shirts come. | |
| You know what? | |
| I was talking some mad shit at first. | |
| I made that boat fuck. | |
| I take it back. | |
| That boat fucks. | |
| Villager's boat's epic. | |
| Bro, you get pussy on that boat, bro. | |
| All these fucking yachts in Miami know. | |
| If you took one bitch, or two, or three. | |
| In the middle of the lake. | |
| In the middle of the day. | |
| See, he knows. | |
| He knows. | |
| He knows. | |
| You take it, bro. | |
| It's over. | |
| He knows. | |
| That's a man with experience. | |
| Only you and the little wave will kill you. | |
| The waves. | |
| More motion in the ocean. | |
| I hear it all the time from people all over the world. | |
| I don't want to live in Dubai. | |
| I don't want to live in New York. | |
| I just want to have a nice, quiet house out in the forest by the lake, away from all the people who want to live in Dubai, New York. | |
| That's their prerogative. | |
| What they're proposing still isn't easy. | |
| See, today I've been looking at properties here by this beautiful lake in Romania. | |
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Done With The Waves
00:05:51
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| One of the cheapest countries in Europe in terms of real estate. | |
| And these houses cost half a million dollars. | |
| Sometimes one million dollars. | |
| You're looking at twice that if you want to live in the United States, and three times that if you want to do this in Switzerland or Austria. | |
| The fact of the matter is, we're all in the rapids. | |
| If you really want to live out in the forest, away from all the people who wish to live in New York and Dubai, and you really mean what you say, then the best thing you can do is work on making half a million to a million dollars as fast and soon as possible. | |
| That's your ticket to the life that you want to live. | |
| There is absolutely no way to achieve your dream life unless you put a few years in and make the money it requires. | |
| Even if this is what your dream life looks like, we have success stories of students inside of the real world who are 21 years of age, 22 years of age, or younger, who have already made the kind of money it takes to do something like this. | |
| 400,000 US dollars. | |
| Roughly about $8,000. | |
| There's almost $3 million. | |
| Probably around $6 million so far. | |
| You really mean it? | |
| You really want this life? | |
| I'll see you inside. | |
| I feel like this paperwork was made for people like Tristan. | |
| What the fuck are you talking about? | |
| Are you driving, baby? | |
| No. | |
| I can't drive and film. | |
| Pussy. | |
| Skill issue. | |
| Skill issue. | |
| Hi, I'm the cameraman. | |
| I can't possibly do two. | |
| useless come here Are you the guy? | |
| Are you going to be going? | |
| Yep. | |
| I'm riding with you. | |
| I'm following it now. | |
| Alex is going to break his leg. | |
| Good. | |
| I actually hope nothing happens. | |
| I said a prayer for the whole group before we left. | |
| Well, take it back. | |
| No, I can't. | |
| Uh-oh. | |
| Uh-oh. | |
| Your master plan is failing. | |
| No problem. | |
| Please keep the distance because your friends talk for photos you not see. | |
| Respect the idea of two stocks for photos or you need more. | |
| It's hard. | |
| It's hard. | |
| It's my life. | |
| What do you want me to do? | |
| Okay? | |
| I try and roll this way, there's no space in the bed. | |
| I try and roll this way, there's no space in the bed. | |
| It's been about here before. | |
| I think a true friend is someone who expects the best from you, to be honest. | |
| I think that the masculine realm of bullying is actually very, very powerful. | |
| I think if I were to go home right now and say, I'm too sad to work, everyone would call me a dickhead. | |
| Like something in Magnet. | |
| We're all busy getting things done and we all expect the best of each other. | |
| I would never have friends who don't do what they're supposed to do. | |
| I think I'm happy as long as I'm not strong. | |
| I'm happy all the time because I've got to cry about it, so no reason. | |
| Just admit that you're scared. | |
| You came from the third world. | |
| You don't have what to eat. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Christy can get you anything you like. | |
| Just give him the money. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Give him the money and he'll order it. | |
| Don't worry about it. | |
| Wait, I want to take your stool. | |
| Will you please help me think it's off? | |
| Don't you feel protected, we need it sure. | |
| All right TC, no one's been seriously injured so far. | |
| Hello! | |
| My son's bus. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| How are you, baby? | |
| I'm good. | |
| Very nice. | |
| Very nice. | |
| Helmet cap. Model protection. | |
| Hey, Nike. | |
| Hey, Alex. | |
| Hey, Christy. | |
| Hey Andrew. | |
| Fuck off. | |
| I hate running. | |
| Ha ha ha ha. | |
| It's not happening! | |
| Ha ha ha! | |
| I'm not retarded. | |
| I'll have it. | |
| Is it cold? | |
| We'll eat. | |
| I'm gonna try once more. | |
| If it happens again, I'm done. | |
| I completely see him watching. | |
| Fuck that shit. | |
| That happens over there. | |
| I'm done. | |
| Remember, 60 meters. | |
| I'm ready. | |
| Thank you. | |
| All right, let's watch Captain Tristan do it. | |
| All right. | |
| Fuck this. | |
| I'm standing here with a camera. | |
| Yeah, I'll watch and just enjoy from the fucking side, guys. | |
| Fuck this. | |
| Pedals. | |
| Tip it over. | |
| I'll give it a miss. | |
| I'm giving it a rule. | |
| Enjoy yourselves! | |
| You make a kayak, it should float. | |
| It capsized. | |
| There should be big floats on both sides to stop it capsizing like fucking bumper rails and bowling. | |
| I need to make a kayak. | |
| Stand guys on banks. | |
| Bro, you're fucking gay. | |
| Aren't stable and shit. | |
| You're monsters in the ocean. | |
| So basically, we're sea monsters. | |
| Are you done already? | |
| I'm done. | |
| I flexed my diamond chains. | |
| I did the nigg thing. | |
| I'm done. | |
| Baby, let's go. | |
| Enough kayaking. | |
| How'd you enjoy a cigar? | |
| Now it's stable. | |
| No, I'm kayaking. | |
| I'm hard. | |
| Now it's fun. | |
| I feel like I'm going to get out there and Tristan's going to try to ram my boat. | |
| 100% he's going to flip you. | |
| 100%. | |
| He said, come up with his paddle and flip you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| 100%. | |
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Sea Monsters Flip 100
00:01:32
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| He's a cunt. | |
| He's a cunt. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He's a cunt. | |
| You're going to get wet. | |
| You're going to get soaked. | |
| You're going to drop your glasses. | |
| Never going to find him again. | |
| Camera's going to go missing. | |
| No footage. | |
| You don't think we're going to see this clip? | |
| He's going to do that. | |
| 100%. | |
| I feel like the only way for me to win is to not get in the water. | |
| I know what he's going to do. | |
| He is waiting for you. | |
| He's waiting. | |
| 100%. | |
| What if I flipped him first? | |
| Starting a war. | |
| Let's go make sure you win. | |
| Don't miss. | |
| My name's Christopher Columbus Tate. | |
| Heard you got some gold. | |
| Heard you got diseases. | |
| I'm here to take your shit. | |
| You hear me? | |
| Nice slave. | |
| I bring smallpox and gunpowder. | |
| Nice slave you got. | |
| Give me your gold, faggot. | |
| Discover this new land. | |
| We'll call it Tateville. | |
| Mine now. | |
| Tell me all about your civilization and culture so I can crush it. | |
| So I can eliminate you. | |
| I'm literally your brother. | |
| Go talk to your man. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| As a native person, do not speak to your new conqueror that way. | |
| Jackass. | |
| What have you built? | |
| I don't see any written language. | |
| I don't see anything. | |
| What the fuck is this shit told? | |
| Do you have any seafaring vessels? | |
| Fuck with me. | |
| I dare you fuck with me, bro. | |
| I've got gunpowder. | |
| Fuck with me. | |
| Oh, yes. | |
| Your little knife. | |
| You think I haven't dealt with a little fucking native with your shit little knife before? | |
| Fuck you. | |
| We're bringing the written word. | |
| Is there any contracts for this land? | |
| Because you ain't got a contract. | |
| I'm taking it. | |
| It's bullshit. | |