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Touch The Rocks
00:05:25
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| We're so rich for now. | |
| No broken. | |
| A hundred dollars if you can do this. | |
| Yeah! Yeah! | |
| Oh, halfway on his first try. | |
| We nearly lost all our money. | |
| Like a sign of the war. | |
| Nobody knows but us how we roll, how we roll. | |
| Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank God. | |
| I don't know, but today seems kind of odd. | |
| No barking from the door, no smoke. | |
| And mama cooked the breakfast with no harm. | |
| I got my grub on, but didn't dig out. | |
| Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out. | |
| Hooked it up for later as I hit the door. | |
| Thinking will I live another 24? | |
| I gotta go cause I got me a drop top. | |
| And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop. | |
| Had to stop at a red light. | |
| Looking in my mirror, not a jacker in sight. | |
| And everything is alright. | |
| I got a beat from Kim and she could fuck all night. | |
| Caught up the homies and I'm axing y'all. | |
| Which part are y'all playing basketball? | |
| These guys are fucking crazy. | |
| Yusuf looks like he's about to drown. | |
| Alex looks like he's struggling. | |
| The other Alex is like a piece of paper, so he's just floating. | |
| And Tristan, the heaviest, is just leading a bunch. | |
| You guys are a bunch of pussies. | |
| Shut your mouth! | |
| Swim! Swim, you piece of paper. | |
| Float along. | |
| Oh, I need to take my shoes off. | |
| Now he's struggling. | |
| Oh, Alex has picked up the pace a little bit. | |
| Alex has changed swimming mode. | |
| Alex has gone into beast mode. | |
| Baby Alex has gone into beast mode swimming. | |
| Trying to catch up with Tristan. | |
| How long will he last? | |
| So | |
| Shot his load. | |
| Tristan's there, just taking it nice and easy, nice and chilled. | |
| Alex, could you just stand up then and stop? | |
| If you're watching at home, and you're wondering where Marcel is... | |
| He's drowned! | |
| That's it, Alex. | |
| Catch up. | |
| I'm not catching up with Tee. | |
| Tee's just too chilled. | |
| Look at you guys struggling. | |
| Absolutely struggling. | |
| Tee's kept the same form all the way through. | |
| Shut your mouth and drown, bitch. | |
| Join us and then you can fucking eat you. | |
| Shut your mouth. | |
| Come on, bitches. | |
| You're slacking. | |
| Yusuf look like he's drowned. | |
| We can't see him. | |
| Make sure everybody touches the rocks with their hand, Nigel. | |
| Yep. Hand on rocks. | |
| Slow and steady is coming in. | |
| Nice and easy. | |
| I'm not even breaking a sweat. | |
| Touch the rocks. | |
| Come on, you two pussies. | |
| You have to touch the rocks as well. | |
| See, this is why I've got this job. | |
| Yeah, because it makes it easier. | |
| Come on, you have to touch the rocks. | |
| Touch the rocks. | |
| Stop standing up. | |
| Come on, carry on. | |
| He hasn't stopped yet. | |
| You're on camera, so you better touch the rocks. | |
| Come on, touch the rocks. | |
| Touch the rocks. | |
| Hurry up. | |
| Come on. | |
| Good. Now get back in and go. | |
| Same as you. | |
| Touch the rocks. | |
| Come on. | |
| Go. Get back in. | |
| Stop walking. | |
| Go. Hurry up, Yusuf. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Hurry up. | |
| I'm here because I'm recording. | |
| Come here and drown. | |
| No. I'd rather watch you drown. | |
| Hurry up because I've got to catch up with T. Come on. | |
| I was wearing shoes and they were slowing me down. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| That's fair. | |
| Hurry up. | |
| Touch the rock. | |
| Come on. | |
| Cool. Jump back in. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Stop talking, you two. | |
| Get on with it. | |
| Move. Tell me that when you get outside the pool. | |
| Look at the distance between T and the boys. | |
| It's crazy. | |
| How are you feeling, T? | |
| Tired. How's your arm? | |
| Perfect. Should be good for this as well. | |
| People are looking out for sharks. | |
| No, well, for you, yeah. | |
| But they'll probably go for the guys that have... | |
| There's sharks in the water and blacks on the beach. | |
| I'm not safe anywhere. | |
| Alex, come on. | |
| Let's go. | |
| You're the ocean winner and the ocean loser today. | |
| I'm lord of the sea. | |
| Poseidon. Very average swimming. | |
| I'm going to take that as well because you're representing for the black people as well. | |
| So you just absolutely smashed three white dudes. | |
| Smashed you! | |
| Black power. | |
| Exactly. Blackest man in the water. | |
| I know. | |
| Don't believe him. | |
|
Give the Money Away
00:09:07
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| It's a lie. | |
| Marcel, there's hope for you yet. | |
| If you're listening from your watery grave, somewhere down here, I believe in you. | |
| Good to see you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Glad to be here. | |
| Glad to be here. | |
| You make me feel welcome as well, which is nice. | |
| Thank you, brother. | |
| I have a coffee. | |
| You want coffee? | |
| Where's our video cover? | |
| It's for your video cover. | |
| Ah, thank you. | |
| So when you finish, if you want more, you just shake it. | |
| If you don't want no more, you just shake it. | |
| If you want some more, give it back to me, I'll pour you more. | |
| Got it. | |
| Want more? | |
| Oh, that's delicious. | |
| Yeah, it's pretty good. | |
| It's hot, but it's good. | |
| Shake it for more? | |
| No, more, give it to me. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| If you want no more, you shake it. | |
| Okay. There you go. | |
| I'm greedy. | |
| How hard is it to rearrange all of this then and make it spell words? | |
| The factory said it's impossible. | |
| How are you doing these letters? | |
| Now it takes us two or three days to change the whole thing. | |
| Oh wow. | |
| And that's like while operating at the same time. | |
| So we operate people's airplane and we move it around. | |
| So you do like a section, you move? | |
| Exactly. Rearrange and so on and so on. | |
| And you get like boats and you tug the pieces? | |
| Is that how you do it? | |
| Exactly. Go check it out. | |
| Yeah. We can do up to 15 lessons. | |
| Yeah. So you can see anything. | |
| So if I ever get married, I can do it here, huh? | |
| Will you marry me? | |
| Tate plus whoever, whichever girl I choose. | |
| Shame it's only 15 letters, otherwise I could do 20 girls. | |
| You shake it. | |
| Shake it. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Don't get many of them these days. | |
| Now I'm an old man. | |
| I'm true. | |
| Amazing. How big is this again? | |
| 44,000 square meters. | |
| See, that's like half a million square foot? | |
| Yeah. Incredible. | |
| Biggest billboard in the world, huh? | |
| In the world. | |
| It's the biggest water park in the world. | |
| We have a games working for that already. | |
| It could be seen from the sky. | |
| One of the ideas was to skydive together, but then we don't skydive before. | |
| Yeah, like... | |
| You can skydive and look at your sign at hand? | |
| And land here. | |
| I make a good video, huh? | |
| Crazy, but you won't do it. | |
| I know that. | |
| I'll think about it. | |
| Think about it. | |
| I've had enough trauma and stress and excitement in my life. | |
| I'm trying to stay on the ground. | |
| So we're here at the largest billboard in the world. | |
| My good friend here has made it spell We Love Top G Forever. | |
| You can't see it so much from here on the ground. | |
| We're going to take a circle around it. | |
| But from the sky, you can certainly see it. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| So anyone who's flying into Dubai is going to see We Love Top G Forever on their way in. | |
| That means so much to me, brother. | |
| Thank you so much. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Of course, of course. | |
| I took so much heat for this, but you know, again, it's not like we... | |
| For me, it's just about, like, I think you're awesome, man. | |
| It's not about idolizing or anything. | |
| It's about just, like, basically, it's all love. | |
| It's all love. | |
| Absolutely. Thank you, bro. | |
| It's not about supporting the ideology or the mindset. | |
| It's about, like, okay, I know Andrew for years. | |
| I know what he stands for. | |
| I know that a lot of things are just not real. | |
| I think he is the biggest name right now in the world. | |
| And, um... | |
| Why not take advantage of both things? | |
| We give a big gesture of friendship and then also do something awesome and crazy. | |
| Absolutely, I agree. | |
| And put it in the map. | |
| Because now we're going to have eyes on it from everywhere in the world that never saw before. | |
| People are going to hate it. | |
| They're going to love it. | |
| But that's the normal thing in any way in the world. | |
| Well, take it from me. | |
| There's no such thing as bad publicity. | |
| Take it from me. | |
| So, it doesn't matter if they cry. | |
| And these people, you know, it's kind of funny. | |
| I've never had a negative interaction with anybody in person ever in my life, ever. | |
| No one has ever said anything bad to me in person, ever. | |
| There's just people on the internet who want some drama and they're always complying or crying about something. | |
| Complaining. But in the real world, I think everybody loves me and I love everybody. | |
| It is the biggest obstacle in the world. | |
| There's 200 plus obstacles here. | |
| Has anyone been able to complete it? | |
| No. This is why I offer $100,000 for anybody who can do it. | |
| To get from one side to the other? | |
| No, there's one obstacle specifically. | |
| That one is impossible. | |
| See if we can find someone. | |
| You offer 100 grand. | |
| I'll put 100 grand on top. | |
| We'll do 200 grand. | |
| 200 grand. | |
| And we'll give him a chance. | |
| We'll say give him the $200,000 chance. | |
| Okay, that's okay. | |
| If you can do this. | |
| $100,000. | |
| Wait, wait. | |
| You're going to get $200,000. | |
| $200,000. | |
| $100,000. | |
| If you can do this, let's slide, okay? | |
| If you get it, you get $200,000. | |
| Right now. | |
| If I go broke, I'm blaming you. | |
| I hope he wins. | |
| To be honest with you, I hope he wins. | |
| I want him to take the money. | |
| He's halfway on his first try. | |
| We nearly lost all our money. | |
| We still have halfway. | |
| Bro, I'm going to end up broke. | |
| Ready? I hope he makes it. | |
| I got the money for you, G. You can do it. | |
| Ready? One, two, go! | |
| We live another day. | |
| We live another day. | |
| That first guy almost made it. | |
| The first guy almost made it. | |
| Give you $100,000. | |
| Wait, wait. | |
| And he is offering $100,000. | |
| $200,000. | |
| Yes. How's it going? | |
| You can do it. | |
| Huh? Sorry? | |
| No, dollars. | |
| Dollars. American dollars. | |
| Okay, take care of your stock. | |
| Okay, ready? | |
| Two hands at last! | |
| One, two, go! | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Amazing, perfect. | |
| Father, come in! | |
| This way! | |
| All the way! | |
| Believe in this time, Simona! | |
| Ready? One! | |
| No, one baby oil. | |
| This is time. | |
| One, two! | |
| Okay, Simona, your turn! | |
| It's okay, we have it, don't worry. | |
| Shana, grab the girl! | |
| One, two! | |
| One second, one second! | |
| I wanna focus! | |
| Okay, focus! | |
| $500,000 from Aquamat and take! | |
| Yes, yes! | |
| Amazing! We keep the money. | |
| Perfect. Okay. | |
| So we're still rich. | |
| Yes, thank you. | |
| We're still rich for now. | |
| No brokies. | |
| For now. | |
| No brokies in the boat. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Thank you, guys. | |
| Thank you, guys. | |
| That was close! | |
| Ooh, baby! | |
| I feel right! | |
| The music sounds right out with you! | |
| Love might! | |
| Bring us both together! | |
| I feel so good! | |
| I feel right! | |
| The music sounds right out with you! | |
| So we're still rich! | |
| I'm dry. | |
| Rich and dry. | |
| Rich and dry. | |
| We're going to have to do this challenge again sometime. | |
| We have to give the money away. | |
| One way or another, we have to give the money away. | |
| Let's think of something. | |
| $200,000. | |
| $200,000. | |
| Yeah, we got this. | |
| We got this. | |
| Good to see you. | |
| Stay in touch. | |
| Thank you. | |
| The stud holding cash will be getting a lot of blowjobs. | |
| So I've decided to become cash. | |
| This is ridiculous. | |
| to blacken me that he did a big change. | |
| No, he's not just one. | |
| He doesn't even, he just made the big change. | |
| It's like his back though. | |
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