You're so jealous that you refuse to even wear a fucking watch at all.
I've never worn a watch.
Because the competition hurts you.
What are these watches?
Have you seen them, Andrew?
No, we got...
Rolex Oyster Perpetual with diamonds.
Elegant for the black tie looks.
Okay.
That does look quite cool.
Nice.
Nice.
And I also bought a second AP Royal Oak because I've got gold and green.
Whereas this one is stainless steel and burgundy red.
Okay.
What's that, quarter mil?
Together about quarter mil.
Yeah, that's bad.
Because I've got some green jackets, but I also have some red jackets.
So you can't wear a green-faced gold watch with a burgundy...
It's a Rolex bag, please.
I'd land to get a watch.
So you got a watch too?
Bailey, what is this, watch day?
Is it watch day?
Yeah, it's new watch day.
You better watch your mouth.
Actually, no.
I didn't buy a watch.
When the banks collapse, the stud holding cash will be getting a lot of blowjobs.
So I've decided to become cash man because of the tariffs.
There's no reason at all for me to buy...
Because of the tariffs.
We need cash.
Loads of cash.
Andrew might be the director of the FBI.
A thousand...
AED is what?
250 euro or something?
Yes.
Alright, okay.
So when the banks collapse...
The stud holding cash is going to get a lot of blowjobs, yeah.
Everyone knows that quote.
So I've decided to get out half a million dollars of cash, equivalent, a day, and build a cash pile, the largest cash pile ever seen, and take confidential.
We do need that.
Can you admit that Andrew is Kash Patel?
I'll admit he's Kash Patel.
Can you admit it?
I'll admit it.
And actually, because I'm on this mission to build up the biggest cash pile I've ever seen on the internet, I want to be sensible, and that's why normally when Tristan buys watches...
I'd go buy watches and dance around and be a fucking retard.
But there's no point in doing that because we've done that before and I've bought a whole bunch of diamond watches and I have 30 of them and there is no point at all in me buying watches.
So we're definitely not going to do that.
We're going to drink our fire blood and sit here and not buy watches.
No more fucking watches.
Good.
You don't need that.
Guys, this is ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
You're ridiculous.
This is stupid.
Bailey, I know where we are.
I know where we are.
This is not me.
But do you?
I do.
Where are we then?
I do.
Where are we?
I do.
Where are you?
We're at the watch place.
We're at Canyon.
What does this say?
Electrical room.
That doesn't mean anything.
What does this say?
What does this say?
Maintenance shaft.
This is a case of fire breaks glass.
So you can read?
I can read.
Bailey, this is stupid.
But can you tell the time?
I could.
You want it at the time.
I can bring out my phone.
11:19.
I guarantee that I was faster than that.
Your guys' watches probably aren't even set properly.
What does this say, Luke?
I know what it says.
Okay? Good.
It's just a nice one.
G? Lune, how are you?
You good?
It's been a minute.
It's been a while.
It's only been about three years.
It literally has been about three years.
How are you guys?
Good?
Yeah, surviving.
Surviving. Surviving.
Surviving. Do you want all this coffee?
Water and coffee would be amazing.
Yeah, both of these.
Thank you.
I'm waiting for you to go.
You don't need another watch.
He doesn't need another watch.
What do you mean?
He's true.
Of course I do.
He does.
And I have a feeling I've got a few.
Luke, you need to watch.
I don't.
He's the richest one of all of us.
You know that, right?
You know he's the richest one.
He has hundreds of millions of dollars to fight anything.
We're all equal share partners, and he has one pair of pants.
Luke is the rich one.
Everyone thinks I'm the rich one.
It's not me.
How's life?
Good?
Better than ever.
The battle's ongoing, but we survived it so far.
We'll see how it all plays out.
It's genuinely serious.
That was another round of day, because we finished dinner, and then you're like, "Oh, yeah, Steven Seagal's upstairs."
So we go upstairs, Steven Seagal's there, and he gives you this present.
It's like this block of wood.
And then as you two are hitting this hand hardener in the burge, crazy.
And then you went, and then obviously all the stuff went off.
Before it came, was I not saying something's coming?
I was saying it to everyone.
I was like, "Something's coming up.
I can feel it.
There's no way they're going to allow me to continue doing what I'm doing."
They've tried to stop me.
I feel like we were quite instrumental in waking up a lot of people and Trump winning and Elon Bot X and a lot's happened.
So the counter-attack started now.
So I don't think I'm public enemy number one anymore.
But for a while, I was literally public enemy number one.
The UK has me as public enemy number one, but most other countries have given up.
So we'll see how it all plays out.
But you probably don't really want to go there anyway, to be honest.
Right, from what?
It's all falling apart, isn't it?
The patriot in me is very upset, but...
You know, they have huge issues.
They have cancer and they're not getting chemotherapy.
They're not doing anything.
They're just sitting around waiting for it to be okay.
And it's never going to be okay by itself.
So it's over.
So the UK is over.
But anyway, it was Luke this morning who inspired us to come to your watches.
He's like, you guys really need more watches.
You 100% need more diamond watches.
Luckily, luckily, I think he did.
Yeah, of course.
Luckily, we have a little bit of money that they didn't find.
You know, he messaged me all the time.
He was like, I wish someone would just get a diamond watch.
Customized for me.
All the time.
Are you taking commission on the sale?
He non-stop talks about how we need watches.
Yeah, he does do that.
Bailey, I never say this.
He has an old feeling that I never say this.
You never say what?
I'm not talking.
Did you get a watch?
Like a Submariner or something?
But you're still not wearing a watch.
No, I'm not going anywhere.
I don't wear watches.
Where is it?
I don't know.
I mean, it's probably at my house.
Somewhere.
It's sentimental.
It is a gift.
That's right.
Yeah.
So I keep it in pristine condition.
I keep it inside of the box.
So if we get you a diamond watch gift now...
No.
No.
It would just also go in the box that no one ever sees.
We could make him one.
We could make him one.
Like the most over the top scene, crazy color piece.
When I was in jail, the police raided my house, took all my stuff.
And one of my first calls was to you saying, remake everything.
Do it all again.
I ordered millions of diamond watches from jail on the jail phone.
And now we're here three years later.
See, like, that's a story that's never been spoken about.
I've not mentioned it, so you mention it now.
Yeah, I mention it right now.
I got a phone call two weeks before you came out saying, Taint's being released, remake the Patek with the blue dial that he picked up last time.
And true enough, two weeks later he was out, and then that watch, probably the most famous piece you have, because you wore Piers Morgan, all the interviews everywhere.
Like, that's the one piece that...
We're now so famous for, because that's like, that's the tape watch.
I mean, out of everything you've got, that is the watch.
I know you've been wearing the purple dial now, but obviously, and that watch is here.
But yeah, and I didn't, because you were still inside, in jail, I had to verify that call.
I was like, is this real?
From someone, a mutual friend.
And I was like, yeah, it's real.
Remake the watch.
Remake all the watches.
I was not going to come out of jail and not have my watches.
I thought I'm going to come out of jail and I'm going to fly to Dubai and get on my watches.
I thought the Romanians have stolen them.
They're going to keep them forever.
Turns out the Romanians had stolen them, they still have them, but I was still trapped in Romania for three years and they kept raiding my house so I didn't want to bring them there because they kept raiding my house over and over again.
But here we are.
We're here.
We're here, and Luke convinced me, like, you need to go get all those watches you ordered, you haven't even seen them, and plus some more stuff.
I mean, there's a few bits.
There's a few bits.
I mean, obviously, we made all the stuff from before plus a few little...
I think it's Luke's plan to stay the richest is to keep me spending my money.
Well, I think you're going to absolutely love what we've got here.
I think you're going to love it.
You're going to actually probably want to order a few pieces.
I'm super not a watch.
And we've got some other bits of jewelry and things.
So where do you want to start?
Let's start with the watches.
Okay, let's do the watches.
I'll bring the case over up and show you what I've got.
Has anyone else ordered an entire watch collection from Romania in prison or is it just me?
It's a first.
But this has been ever since I met you.
Do you remember when the first time you came and bought one watch, a couple days later you were like, yeah, I'll take another.
I let you take the watch.
I just met you.
You haven't paid for it.
And it's been like that ever since.
I get a phone call or a message from me, just like, "Can you do this?"
It's like, "Okay, done."
To the point now, you don't even ask me the price.
It's just like, you just make it.
It's so crazy.
I should start asking price.
You're right.
I don't ask prices.
I don't know how much it costs.
Yeah, make this.
Give me this.
Do this.
It'll get collected.
Send the invoice here.
It all gets done.
This ties into what I was saying because I've done videos about this before how money's not real at a certain level.
Like the idea of this thing has a cost and it needs to come out my bank.
That's all garbage.
That's all I'm imagining.
Once you get to a certain level where I don't even know how much money I have.
It would take me three hours to go through stocks, analyze the property, analyze all the crypto.
How much is my company even worth?
That's subjective.
To actually analyze how much money I have, I don't have a fucking clue.
It would be a poor figure, right?
It'd be huge.
I could guess 800, 900 million, depending on how much you're going to value some of the companies for, maybe a billion, literally.
It's ridiculous.
It's just like, I want that, get that, talk to my assistant.
It's hypercars, not supercars, the supercars we just buy.
It's hypercars, properties, and the yacht we bought.
Those are the only things we've discussed should we buy this or no.
Besides that, it's just...
I heard about the yacht.
Did you like gift from myself?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Amazing.
Yacht's not done for a year and a bit, though.
It's on construction now.
But yeah, it's great.
Again, when you bought the first watch, I was dealing directly with you.
You sent the wire for the AP skeleton, and then things like, obviously, there's a lot going on, but every time I see you, it's not like a level, it's like a jump.
You won't ask the price.
Some people discuss things, occasionally, but you don't ask the price.
Okay, just handle it.
It's done.
And I even know when I message you, it's got to be short because you're so busy.
There's no time for faff.
Just get it done, call, ready, finish.
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So, you only have a certain amount of minutes on the jail phone, Jay.
You only have a certain amount of minutes on the jail phone.
That's more precious than money, those minutes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%.
Gotta get the job done.
Right, ready?
No one's seen all of this anyway.
They don't know what it is.
Ready?
Let's go.
So there's a few M in there.
What do you think, Luke?
What do you think, Luke?
These are all yours.
These are all mine, yeah.
Bro, that is sick.
You like that?
That is...
That is...
Show me.
That's actually sick.
So it's interesting to see what you're gravitating towards.
You've gone straight for the watch that I think is the best one.
Yeah, I love this one.
What do you think, Luke?
They're all sick.
They're sick.
So you admit it?
Yeah, I admit it.
So what's sick about, what's so nice about this one, and this is where people don't go to the detail, like, you see, like, the crown here?
You see all the stones and the baguettes in there?
People just be like, it's too difficult to do it.
They'll just make it in gold.
I don't care.
I'm like, how can we make that full of baguette diamonds?
Now, how can we put no gold around it?
This is, for me, the best one.
I knew you'd go for that.
Of course.
And then the blue watch you were talking about was the blue one of these.
Yeah, so you've got that.
I've got the blue one already at home.
So I've got the green, purple, pink, and I've got the blue to go with it.
And then that goes there.
This can replace that one.
So I've got an empty space.
No, I've got a blue.
I've got a blue one to go here.
So it is full.
And there's another pate.
So I need another case.
So I have to fill the whole case.
For synergy.
For synergy.
I can't.
I can't have one complete case.
These are crazy though, right?
You don't have two cases of watches.
I do need two cases of watches.
You don't.
I do.
I need a baddie to carry two cases of watches.
That's exactly what I need.
You don't.
Of course.
It wasn't, this is again like how it was changed.
It wasn't the conversation about I'm having certain cars and certain McLarens and certain color carbon and the watches need to match.
Yeah.
That was the conversation, right?
Yeah, exactly.
Make this, make this.
And that's also how it's changed.
It wasn't like I'm thinking of getting this for it.
It's like, cool, I like this.
Make five.
In five different colors.
You love it, don't you?
Be honest, you love it.
Yeah, they are cool.
So you did it.
They're beautiful.
They are beautiful.
Yeah.
I'm super happy.
And I've also got some more things, haven't I?
You have got some more things.
What else you got?
You got more things?
Yeah, what else you got?
We'll bring some bits over.
I'll show you.
You don't need more things?
Of course I do.
So let's start with these.
There's been a few different revisions of these chains, but...
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
This I think is the nicest.
Want one, Luke?
I mean, you kind of want one of them.
How will it bother you?
It's on your neck.
It's the same.
It's the black in me that needed a big chain.
So black.
So I'll wear it underneath my shirt.
But this is my new chin.
And obviously, there's also some engraving on the back, which you know about as well.
Unmatched first for Cassidy.
And then there's a second one, because you need two.
One is about...
Oh, I ordered two, didn't I?
Yeah.
And I also ordered a different kind of chain, didn't I?
You ordered a different type of chain?
In multiples.
- In multiples.
- In multiples.
- Luke, you need to, listen, Luke, you have hundreds of millions of dollars.
Buy stuff.
Why won't Luke buy anything?
- I need more watches now.
- Because I don't need anything.
- 100% you do.
- That would go with my pink suit, that would go with my purple suit.
- And then we've obviously got the dog tag, which you had on the real world side.
- Yeah, so I have the dog tag here with diamonds on it, but now we've made a full diamond.
- Now we've made a full diamond version.
- This is for you, Luke.
But you have to promise to wear it every day.
No, I'm never going to wear it.
Why?
I'm never going to wear it.
Why?
Because I don't wear things.
I just don't need it.
It does look cool.
There's two of those, obviously.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
And then, when we spoke last time, you were like, I think it was five or 15?
Yeah, I did a whole bunch of these ones.
So there's a whole load of those.
I'll show you those.
Thanks.
Show it to me.
That one's all diamond.
This one's just got diamond on the horse.
Yep, that's the one you normally get.
Then there's the backup, backup, backup ones.
I don't know if you want to need one in each country or something, I'm not sure.
Yeah, I have to work it out.
I'm going to pull these diamonds.
How many backups did you get?
Yeah!
There's like 10 backups!
Well, that's like the first batch.
There's actually been another batch, the same, right?
Yeah, that's the one I actually got into Romania.
Listen, guys!
The police were after me.
They took all my money.
They bankrupted me.
They've ruined Top G. They've taken everything.
D-card bankrupt me, obviously, clearly.
True.
But I can't wear all this stuff.
I know!
Okay, even I think this is too much.
Even me.
What am I going to do?
I can't wear all these things.
You've got ten backups of the chain that you don't wear because you've replaced the chain with a full diamond one.
Maybe I need, like, more trunk space.
You know?
To put the stuff in?
No, no, no, no, no.
Now we're going too far.
No, maybe I need more trunks.
No, you don't need more cars.
But you know what you do need?
You do what you do need.
You need a diamond lighter.
That's what you do need.
I do need a diamond lighter.
Thank you very much.
I do need a diamond lighter.
Just in case.
Just in case.
I need a diamond lighter.
This is actually also made in multiples, but I think you've already got the other one or two.
Yeah, I think I do.
It's at home.
There you go.
Perfect.
Wait, let me see.
Show it to me.
My diamond lighter.
All right, that's going to be on the back.
Thank you.
He doesn't need diamond lines.
I do.
Everything's diamond.
I think I need more trunk space.
You don't need more cars.
That's the one thing you certainly do not need.
We've collected the Bugatti.
Alright, I admit it.
Yes.
I know.
But remember the McLaren and the Ferrari?
Remember those from last time?
We have to collect those.
Pagani.
What?
Pagani.
Nita Pagani.
Out here with the moves, like I am in this mood.
You can't tell me I ain't fly.
I know I'm super fly.
I know I'm super fly.
Now watch me fly.
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You can't tell me I ain't fly.
I know I'm super fly.
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I'm so fly, don't need no fly to tell it.
Bitch, come late, don't need no panic.
I ain't never had no pot to piss in.
Now all my records trend.
Oh my, it came from stealing bites.
I'm flying another G5. I don't know why I ain't smoking this cherry pie so much, but this my life.