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Becoming Cash Man
00:03:18
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|
| So I've decided to become cat, man. | |
| It's the black in me that needed a big change. | |
| No, he finished his watch. | |
| He doesn't need another watch. | |
| There's like 10 backbones! | |
| *music* | |
| Luke, what watch do you currently own and wear? | |
| Nah, I don't know. | |
| You don't own one. | |
| I'm pretty sure you do own one. | |
| What is this hat? | |
| This is bullshit. | |
| At least you've upgraded from the Harambe hat. | |
| Because I can see the watches and things. | |
| This is why you're asking me about watches. | |
| Yes, because I have new watches. | |
| And you are jealous. | |
| I'm not jealous. | |
| You're so jealous that you refuse to even wear a fucking watch at all. | |
| I've never worn a watch. | |
| Because the competition hurts you. | |
| What are these watches? | |
| Have you seen them, Andrew? | |
| No, we got... | |
| Rolex Oyster Perpetual with diamonds. | |
| Elegant for the black tie looks. | |
| Okay. | |
| That does look quite cool. | |
| Nice. | |
| Nice. | |
| And I also bought a second AP Royal Oak because I've got gold and green. | |
| Whereas this one is stainless steel and burgundy red. | |
| Okay. | |
| What's that, quarter mil? | |
| Together about quarter mil. | |
| Yeah, that's bad. | |
| Because I've got some green jackets, but I also have some red jackets. | |
| So you can't wear a green-faced gold watch with a burgundy... | |
| It's a Rolex bag, please. | |
| I'd land to get a watch. | |
| So you got a watch too? | |
| Bailey, what is this, watch day? | |
| Is it watch day? | |
| Yeah, it's new watch day. | |
| You better watch your mouth. | |
| Actually, no. | |
| I didn't buy a watch. | |
| When the banks collapse, the stud holding cash will be getting a lot of blowjobs. | |
| So I've decided to become cash man because of the tariffs. | |
| There's no reason at all for me to buy... | |
| Because of the tariffs. | |
| We need cash. | |
| Loads of cash. | |
| Andrew might be the director of the FBI. | |
| A thousand... | |
| AED is what? | |
| 250 euro or something? | |
| Yes. | |
| Alright, okay. | |
| So when the banks collapse... | |
| The stud holding cash is going to get a lot of blowjobs, yeah. | |
| Everyone knows that quote. | |
| So I've decided to get out half a million dollars of cash, equivalent, a day, and build a cash pile, the largest cash pile ever seen, and take confidential. | |
| We do need that. | |
| Can you admit that Andrew is Kash Patel? | |
| I'll admit he's Kash Patel. | |
| Can you admit it? | |
| I'll admit it. | |
| And actually, because I'm on this mission to build up the biggest cash pile I've ever seen on the internet, I want to be sensible, and that's why normally when Tristan buys watches... | |
| I'd go buy watches and dance around and be a fucking retard. | |
| But there's no point in doing that because we've done that before and I've bought a whole bunch of diamond watches and I have 30 of them and there is no point at all in me buying watches. | |
| So we're definitely not going to do that. | |
| We're going to drink our fire blood and sit here and not buy watches. | |
| No more fucking watches. | |
| Good. | |
| You don't need that. | |
| Guys, this is ridiculous. | |
| Ridiculous. | |
| You're ridiculous. | |
| This is stupid. | |
| Bailey, I know where we are. | |
| I know where we are. | |
| This is not me. | |
|
Three Years of Watches
00:08:54
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|
| But do you? | |
| I do. | |
| Where are we then? | |
| I do. | |
| Where are we? | |
| I do. | |
| Where are you? | |
| We're at the watch place. | |
| We're at Canyon. | |
| What does this say? | |
| Electrical room. | |
| That doesn't mean anything. | |
| What does this say? | |
| What does this say? | |
| Maintenance shaft. | |
| This is a case of fire breaks glass. | |
| So you can read? | |
| I can read. | |
| Bailey, this is stupid. | |
| But can you tell the time? | |
| I could. | |
| You want it at the time. | |
| I can bring out my phone. | |
| 11:19. | |
| I guarantee that I was faster than that. | |
| Your guys' watches probably aren't even set properly. | |
| What does this say, Luke? | |
| I know what it says. | |
| Okay? Good. | |
| It's just a nice one. | |
| G? Lune, how are you? | |
| You good? | |
| It's been a minute. | |
| It's been a while. | |
| It's only been about three years. | |
| It literally has been about three years. | |
| How are you guys? | |
| Good? | |
| Yeah, surviving. | |
| Surviving. Surviving. | |
| Surviving. Do you want all this coffee? | |
| Water and coffee would be amazing. | |
| Yeah, both of these. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm waiting for you to go. | |
| You don't need another watch. | |
| He doesn't need another watch. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| He's true. | |
| Of course I do. | |
| He does. | |
| And I have a feeling I've got a few. | |
| Luke, you need to watch. | |
| I don't. | |
| He's the richest one of all of us. | |
| You know that, right? | |
| You know he's the richest one. | |
| He has hundreds of millions of dollars to fight anything. | |
| We're all equal share partners, and he has one pair of pants. | |
| Luke is the rich one. | |
| Everyone thinks I'm the rich one. | |
| It's not me. | |
| How's life? | |
| Good? | |
| Better than ever. | |
| The battle's ongoing, but we survived it so far. | |
| We'll see how it all plays out. | |
| It's genuinely serious. | |
| That was another round of day, because we finished dinner, and then you're like, "Oh, yeah, Steven Seagal's upstairs." | |
| So we go upstairs, Steven Seagal's there, and he gives you this present. | |
| It's like this block of wood. | |
| And then as you two are hitting this hand hardener in the burge, crazy. | |
| And then you went, and then obviously all the stuff went off. | |
| Before it came, was I not saying something's coming? | |
| I was saying it to everyone. | |
| I was like, "Something's coming up. | |
| I can feel it. | |
| There's no way they're going to allow me to continue doing what I'm doing." | |
| They've tried to stop me. | |
| I feel like we were quite instrumental in waking up a lot of people and Trump winning and Elon Bot X and a lot's happened. | |
| So the counter-attack started now. | |
| So I don't think I'm public enemy number one anymore. | |
| But for a while, I was literally public enemy number one. | |
| The UK has me as public enemy number one, but most other countries have given up. | |
| So we'll see how it all plays out. | |
| But you probably don't really want to go there anyway, to be honest. | |
| Right, from what? | |
| It's all falling apart, isn't it? | |
| The patriot in me is very upset, but... | |
| You know, they have huge issues. | |
| They have cancer and they're not getting chemotherapy. | |
| They're not doing anything. | |
| They're just sitting around waiting for it to be okay. | |
| And it's never going to be okay by itself. | |
| So it's over. | |
| So the UK is over. | |
| But anyway, it was Luke this morning who inspired us to come to your watches. | |
| He's like, you guys really need more watches. | |
| You 100% need more diamond watches. | |
| Luckily, luckily, I think he did. | |
| Yeah, of course. | |
| Luckily, we have a little bit of money that they didn't find. | |
| You know, he messaged me all the time. | |
| He was like, I wish someone would just get a diamond watch. | |
| Customized for me. | |
| All the time. | |
| Are you taking commission on the sale? | |
| He non-stop talks about how we need watches. | |
| Yeah, he does do that. | |
| Bailey, I never say this. | |
| He has an old feeling that I never say this. | |
| You never say what? | |
| I'm not talking. | |
| Did you get a watch? | |
| Like a Submariner or something? | |
| But you're still not wearing a watch. | |
| No, I'm not going anywhere. | |
| I don't wear watches. | |
| Where is it? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I mean, it's probably at my house. | |
| Somewhere. | |
| It's sentimental. | |
| It is a gift. | |
| That's right. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So I keep it in pristine condition. | |
| I keep it inside of the box. | |
| So if we get you a diamond watch gift now... | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| It would just also go in the box that no one ever sees. | |
| We could make him one. | |
| We could make him one. | |
| Like the most over the top scene, crazy color piece. | |
| When I was in jail, the police raided my house, took all my stuff. | |
| And one of my first calls was to you saying, remake everything. | |
| Do it all again. | |
| I ordered millions of diamond watches from jail on the jail phone. | |
| And now we're here three years later. | |
| See, like, that's a story that's never been spoken about. | |
| I've not mentioned it, so you mention it now. | |
| Yeah, I mention it right now. | |
| I got a phone call two weeks before you came out saying, Taint's being released, remake the Patek with the blue dial that he picked up last time. | |
| And true enough, two weeks later he was out, and then that watch, probably the most famous piece you have, because you wore Piers Morgan, all the interviews everywhere. | |
| Like, that's the one piece that... | |
| We're now so famous for, because that's like, that's the tape watch. | |
| I mean, out of everything you've got, that is the watch. | |
| I know you've been wearing the purple dial now, but obviously, and that watch is here. | |
| But yeah, and I didn't, because you were still inside, in jail, I had to verify that call. | |
| I was like, is this real? | |
| From someone, a mutual friend. | |
| And I was like, yeah, it's real. | |
| Remake the watch. | |
| Remake all the watches. | |
| I was not going to come out of jail and not have my watches. | |
| I thought I'm going to come out of jail and I'm going to fly to Dubai and get on my watches. | |
| I thought the Romanians have stolen them. | |
| They're going to keep them forever. | |
| Turns out the Romanians had stolen them, they still have them, but I was still trapped in Romania for three years and they kept raiding my house so I didn't want to bring them there because they kept raiding my house over and over again. | |
| But here we are. | |
| We're here. | |
| We're here, and Luke convinced me, like, you need to go get all those watches you ordered, you haven't even seen them, and plus some more stuff. | |
| I mean, there's a few bits. | |
| There's a few bits. | |
| I mean, obviously, we made all the stuff from before plus a few little... | |
| I think it's Luke's plan to stay the richest is to keep me spending my money. | |
| Well, I think you're going to absolutely love what we've got here. | |
| I think you're going to love it. | |
| You're going to actually probably want to order a few pieces. | |
| I'm super not a watch. | |
| And we've got some other bits of jewelry and things. | |
| So where do you want to start? | |
| Let's start with the watches. | |
| Okay, let's do the watches. | |
| I'll bring the case over up and show you what I've got. | |
| Has anyone else ordered an entire watch collection from Romania in prison or is it just me? | |
| It's a first. | |
| But this has been ever since I met you. | |
| Do you remember when the first time you came and bought one watch, a couple days later you were like, yeah, I'll take another. | |
| I let you take the watch. | |
| I just met you. | |
| You haven't paid for it. | |
| And it's been like that ever since. | |
| I get a phone call or a message from me, just like, "Can you do this?" | |
| It's like, "Okay, done." | |
| To the point now, you don't even ask me the price. | |
| It's just like, you just make it. | |
| It's so crazy. | |
| I should start asking price. | |
| You're right. | |
| I don't ask prices. | |
| I don't know how much it costs. | |
| Yeah, make this. | |
| Give me this. | |
| Do this. | |
| It'll get collected. | |
| Send the invoice here. | |
| It all gets done. | |
| This ties into what I was saying because I've done videos about this before how money's not real at a certain level. | |
| Like the idea of this thing has a cost and it needs to come out my bank. | |
| That's all garbage. | |
| That's all I'm imagining. | |
| Once you get to a certain level where I don't even know how much money I have. | |
| It would take me three hours to go through stocks, analyze the property, analyze all the crypto. | |
| How much is my company even worth? | |
| That's subjective. | |
| To actually analyze how much money I have, I don't have a fucking clue. | |
| It would be a poor figure, right? | |
| It'd be huge. | |
| I could guess 800, 900 million, depending on how much you're going to value some of the companies for, maybe a billion, literally. | |
| It's ridiculous. | |
| It's just like, I want that, get that, talk to my assistant. | |
| It's hypercars, not supercars, the supercars we just buy. | |
| It's hypercars, properties, and the yacht we bought. | |
| Those are the only things we've discussed should we buy this or no. | |
| Besides that, it's just... | |
| I heard about the yacht. | |
| Did you like gift from myself? | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Amazing. | |
| Yacht's not done for a year and a bit, though. | |
| It's on construction now. | |
| But yeah, it's great. | |
| Again, when you bought the first watch, I was dealing directly with you. | |
| You sent the wire for the AP skeleton, and then things like, obviously, there's a lot going on, but every time I see you, it's not like a level, it's like a jump. | |
| You won't ask the price. | |
| Some people discuss things, occasionally, but you don't ask the price. | |
| Okay, just handle it. | |
| It's done. | |
| And I even know when I message you, it's got to be short because you're so busy. | |
| There's no time for faff. | |
| Just get it done, call, ready, finish. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
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| But here's the problem. | |
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|
Five Diamonds Needed
00:06:55
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|
| So, you only have a certain amount of minutes on the jail phone, Jay. | |
| You only have a certain amount of minutes on the jail phone. | |
| That's more precious than money, those minutes. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. | |
| Gotta get the job done. | |
| Right, ready? | |
| No one's seen all of this anyway. | |
| They don't know what it is. | |
| Ready? | |
| Let's go. | |
| So there's a few M in there. | |
| What do you think, Luke? | |
| What do you think, Luke? | |
| These are all yours. | |
| These are all mine, yeah. | |
| Bro, that is sick. | |
| You like that? | |
| That is... | |
| That is... | |
| Show me. | |
| That's actually sick. | |
| So it's interesting to see what you're gravitating towards. | |
| You've gone straight for the watch that I think is the best one. | |
| Yeah, I love this one. | |
| What do you think, Luke? | |
| They're all sick. | |
| They're sick. | |
| So you admit it? | |
| Yeah, I admit it. | |
| So what's sick about, what's so nice about this one, and this is where people don't go to the detail, like, you see, like, the crown here? | |
| You see all the stones and the baguettes in there? | |
| People just be like, it's too difficult to do it. | |
| They'll just make it in gold. | |
| I don't care. | |
| I'm like, how can we make that full of baguette diamonds? | |
| Now, how can we put no gold around it? | |
| This is, for me, the best one. | |
| I knew you'd go for that. | |
| Of course. | |
| And then the blue watch you were talking about was the blue one of these. | |
| Yeah, so you've got that. | |
| I've got the blue one already at home. | |
| So I've got the green, purple, pink, and I've got the blue to go with it. | |
| And then that goes there. | |
| This can replace that one. | |
| So I've got an empty space. | |
| No, I've got a blue. | |
| I've got a blue one to go here. | |
| So it is full. | |
| And there's another pate. | |
| So I need another case. | |
| So I have to fill the whole case. | |
| For synergy. | |
| For synergy. | |
| I can't. | |
| I can't have one complete case. | |
| These are crazy though, right? | |
| You don't have two cases of watches. | |
| I do need two cases of watches. | |
| You don't. | |
| I do. | |
| I need a baddie to carry two cases of watches. | |
| That's exactly what I need. | |
| You don't. | |
| Of course. | |
| It wasn't, this is again like how it was changed. | |
| It wasn't the conversation about I'm having certain cars and certain McLarens and certain color carbon and the watches need to match. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That was the conversation, right? | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| Make this, make this. | |
| And that's also how it's changed. | |
| It wasn't like I'm thinking of getting this for it. | |
| It's like, cool, I like this. | |
| Make five. | |
| In five different colors. | |
| You love it, don't you? | |
| Be honest, you love it. | |
| Yeah, they are cool. | |
| So you did it. | |
| They're beautiful. | |
| They are beautiful. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm super happy. | |
| And I've also got some more things, haven't I? | |
| You have got some more things. | |
| What else you got? | |
| You got more things? | |
| Yeah, what else you got? | |
| We'll bring some bits over. | |
| I'll show you. | |
| You don't need more things? | |
| Of course I do. | |
| So let's start with these. | |
| There's been a few different revisions of these chains, but... | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| This I think is the nicest. | |
| Want one, Luke? | |
| I mean, you kind of want one of them. | |
| How will it bother you? | |
| It's on your neck. | |
| It's the same. | |
| It's the black in me that needed a big chain. | |
| So black. | |
| So I'll wear it underneath my shirt. | |
| But this is my new chin. | |
| And obviously, there's also some engraving on the back, which you know about as well. | |
| Unmatched first for Cassidy. | |
| And then there's a second one, because you need two. | |
| One is about... | |
| Oh, I ordered two, didn't I? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And I also ordered a different kind of chain, didn't I? | |
| You ordered a different type of chain? | |
| In multiples. | |
| - In multiples. | |
| - In multiples. | |
| - Luke, you need to, listen, Luke, you have hundreds of millions of dollars. | |
| Buy stuff. | |
| Why won't Luke buy anything? | |
| - I need more watches now. | |
| - Because I don't need anything. | |
| - 100% you do. | |
| - That would go with my pink suit, that would go with my purple suit. | |
| - And then we've obviously got the dog tag, which you had on the real world side. | |
| - Yeah, so I have the dog tag here with diamonds on it, but now we've made a full diamond. | |
| - Now we've made a full diamond version. | |
| - This is for you, Luke. | |
| But you have to promise to wear it every day. | |
| No, I'm never going to wear it. | |
| Why? | |
| I'm never going to wear it. | |
| Why? | |
| Because I don't wear things. | |
| I just don't need it. | |
| It does look cool. | |
| There's two of those, obviously. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Thank you. | |
| And then, when we spoke last time, you were like, I think it was five or 15? | |
| Yeah, I did a whole bunch of these ones. | |
| So there's a whole load of those. | |
| I'll show you those. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Show it to me. | |
| That one's all diamond. | |
| This one's just got diamond on the horse. | |
| Yep, that's the one you normally get. | |
| Then there's the backup, backup, backup ones. | |
| I don't know if you want to need one in each country or something, I'm not sure. | |
| Yeah, I have to work it out. | |
| I'm going to pull these diamonds. | |
| How many backups did you get? | |
| Yeah! | |
| There's like 10 backups! | |
| Well, that's like the first batch. | |
| There's actually been another batch, the same, right? | |
| Yeah, that's the one I actually got into Romania. | |
| Listen, guys! | |
| The police were after me. | |
| They took all my money. | |
| They bankrupted me. | |
| They've ruined Top G. They've taken everything. | |
| D-card bankrupt me, obviously, clearly. | |
| True. | |
| But I can't wear all this stuff. | |
| I know! | |
| Okay, even I think this is too much. | |
| Even me. | |
| What am I going to do? | |
| I can't wear all these things. | |
| You've got ten backups of the chain that you don't wear because you've replaced the chain with a full diamond one. | |
| Maybe I need, like, more trunk space. | |
| You know? | |
| To put the stuff in? | |
| No, no, no, no, no. | |
| Now we're going too far. | |
| No, maybe I need more trunks. | |
| No, you don't need more cars. | |
| But you know what you do need? | |
| You do what you do need. | |
| You need a diamond lighter. | |
| That's what you do need. | |
| I do need a diamond lighter. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| I do need a diamond lighter. | |
| Just in case. | |
| Just in case. | |
| I need a diamond lighter. | |
| This is actually also made in multiples, but I think you've already got the other one or two. | |
| Yeah, I think I do. | |
| It's at home. | |
| There you go. | |
| Perfect. | |
| Wait, let me see. | |
| Show it to me. | |
| My diamond lighter. | |
| All right, that's going to be on the back. | |
| Thank you. | |
| He doesn't need diamond lines. | |
| I do. | |
| Everything's diamond. | |
| I think I need more trunk space. | |
| You don't need more cars. | |
| That's the one thing you certainly do not need. | |
| We've collected the Bugatti. | |
| Alright, I admit it. | |
| Yes. | |
| I know. | |
| But remember the McLaren and the Ferrari? | |
| Remember those from last time? | |
| We have to collect those. | |
| Pagani. | |
| What? | |
| Pagani. | |
| Nita Pagani. | |
| Out here with the moves, like I am in this mood. | |
| You can't tell me I ain't fly. | |
| I know I'm super fly. | |
| I know I'm super fly. | |
| Now watch me fly. | |
| Now watch me fly. | |
| You can't tell me I ain't fly. | |
| I know I'm super fly. | |
| I know I'm super fly. | |
| I'm so fly, don't need no fly to tell it. | |
| Bitch, come late, don't need no panic. | |
| I ain't never had no pot to piss in. | |
| Now all my records trend. | |
| Oh my, it came from stealing bites. | |
| I'm flying another G5. I don't know why I ain't smoking this cherry pie so much, but this my life. | |
| I'm on Adderall. | |
| I be smelling high tech when I piss. | |
| Like it's basketball. | |
| I drop 50 points on my wrist. | |
| It's a little Colette, take a pick. | |
| I came home and dropped the hit. | |
| All these diamonds got me sick. | |
| I'm acting Spoddy. | |
| Cut this in high. | |
| I feel like I can fly. | |
| Good to see you, man. | |
| Take care. | |
| Bye-bye. See you. | |
| Take care, bro. | |
| We'll throw out Luke's watches in a bit, yeah? | |
| I'll send you some messages. | |
| Just mention it. | |
| I'll four or five, something like that. | |
| Four or five. | |
| Extra diamonds. | |
| Small case. | |
| Small case. | |
| Watch it. | |
| See you. | |
| Cheers. Thank you so much. | |
| 50 minutes because it's almost 2 o 'clock, right? | |
| It's almost 2 p.m. | |
| It is, it's almost 2 p.m. | |
| No, it's 12:00. | |
| I mean, it's almost, but... | |
| The phone's wrong, this is a Rolex. | |