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April 23, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Whip it like it’s rush hour | Tate Confidential Ep 293
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So you and me are stranded.
We'll take this to the street.
Normally Luke's Mr. PP. I don't feel right.
I don't feel right.
Nobody knows but us how we roll.
So, everyone knows trousers didn't even run the fashion.
They all know this.
What's the new thing coming in?
Shorts Dineen.
Yeah, it's the new thing coming in, bro.
Shorts Dineen.
I actually heard of Jackets Dineen being made.
Really? Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Jackets Dineen.
Yeah, it's like a new thing.
It's not like 80s.
It's like today.
Jackets Dineen, I've seen them in stores.
Shit. We might need to get some.
You guys might see me all in Denim.
Denim hats.
What do they call that?
The Canadian tuxedo.
Is that what it's called?
Is that what it's called?
I think so.
It's called Luke Denim sheep.
The magazine coined it last year.
Yeah. So before the camera was on, I was saying that we live in a desert, one of the hottest places in the world, and yet you wear this thick, wrangler material.
It's not hot.
The idea of Dubai's haunts a lie.
It's a lie.
It's a silence.
No, it's odd.
It is so odd.
And you wear Wrangler's denim midday.
Deneen. Deneen.
Deneen. Midday.
Yeah. Because it's not hot.
Alright, for all the Europeans out there, it's probably, what, 45 degrees?
For all my American friends, that's almost 100 degrees Fahrenheit.
And he's in Wrangler jeans.
Man's not hot.
Girl told me, take off your Denny.
And you know what the secret is to never be hot?
The secret to never being hot is not know the number.
I have no idea what the number is any day.
I wake up, I'm like a dog.
I don't know what the number is.
20, 30, 40, 50. I got no clue.
You don't sigh off yourself.
I'm sure you look at the weather.
For all the Americans out there, 50 degrees is 122 Fahrenheit.
And he's wearing rain.
So Luke, we show up to dinner.
Yeah, and they swap the spot.
So you and me are stranded.
Yeah, we have to go back.
Did they get us?
Yeah, they got us.
So Bailey, I just got a confirmation.
They did say Namas in the house.
They said Namas in the house.
It was Namas in the house, but it was a different place in the group.
So we drove, what, 20 minutes?
20 minutes.
For nothing.
For nothing.
And now we're stranded.
And now we have to go back.
All the way where we were at.
All the way back to where we were at.
Because the place they're at was one minute away from where we were originally.
Yeah. They got us.
Yeah, they got us.
They got us.
They got us.
We're back here.
At the place we were at last night.
Yeah, yeah.
And now we have to drive 20 minutes back.
Yeah. Thanks, Andrew.
Thanks, Bruce.
Thanks. You got us.
Yeah, you super got us.
You super got us.
I was saying Namos all in the house.
Namos, Namos, Namos.
It was all I was talking about.
It was probably on film.
The whole time.
Namos, Namos, Namos, Namos.
And then we drive 20 minutes to Namos.
Yeah. And who wasn't there?
I checked T-Bros and I started seeing words.
And I'm like, where are these words?
I saw the map link, right?
I saw it.
And I'm like, that must be to Namos.
Makes sense, dude.
That would beat it almost.
Skill issue.
Skill issue.
We're going to be out till 6 in the morning, dude.
No. Wait, Nick.
No. 6 a.m. tonight.
6 a.m.
Oh, gosh.
He's ecstatic.
The class night was rough and that was 4 a.m.
I know.
6 a.m.
I can't imagine.
I know.
Andrew's ready.
I'm ready.
He only enjoys it because I don't.
I would never be so petty and spiteful.
That's the only reason he enjoys it.
He'll only be okay with it.
Otherwise, he'd be the one saying no.
Whoa, Luke, that's not true.
This is Schrodinger's gnocchi.
I've ordered gnocchi.
If you order it, it's going to suck.
If you don't, it's going to be amazing.
That's what's going to happen.
Really, truthfully, if you were a man, you'd order it to make me suffer.
I have to order the gnocchi.
To make me suffer.
All three of us have to order it now.
Bailey, we need to share.
I don't even want gnocchi.
I tried to keep it simple, and I was just going to order what Andrew ordered.
And I asked him, is that me?
And he said, no.
I don't really want Naki, but I might have to order Naki.
Bailey, I might be forced to order Naki.
I'm recording Luke recording, but he doesn't know that I'm recording him recording.
I'm watching him behind the scenes, doing his job live, and he has no idea.
I know that Bailey's recording me recording.
I'm recording him recording.
It's like Inception.
It's a cameraman within a camera.
It is an Inception.
You're waiting for your brother?
Yeah. Mr. had to go to the bathroom.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, so Tristan missed the toilet.
Mr. PP.
Mr. PP.
We're really Luke's Mr. PP.
I'm not.
You are.
Remember the London airport?
No. When Tristan lost his bag, it's all because of you.
Ah, now it's all coming back.
I wonder if I even filmed that.
I'm not sure if that was even done.
That never made TC.
I remember.
Andrew remembers.
I gotta go, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm at a massive party.
Bless you guys, man.
I'll see you there.
I'm your extra bodyguard.
A bodyguard using the bodyguard.
Ladies, you're doing it tonight!
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Angela!
You got me.
We on fire.
Step up in the party.
Step up in the party high.
We on fire.
Right up to the party.
Right up to the party high.
In an hour.
Welcome to the party.
Hey, hey, hey.
Welcome to the party.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
Welcome to the party.
No fear, bitch.
I'm a fan.
This is an election show.
This is an election show.
Watch out.
Listen. Listen.
My song is unforgettable.
I'm not sure you're feeling so you can get the boot time.
Fuck the bullshit!
I wanna hear it!
Fuck the bullshit!
Fuck the problem!
Fuck the problem!
We're in Dubai!
We're in Dubai!
One last thing, guys.
I need one last thing.
I need you to make some noise if women lie.
Make some noise one time.
Culture's in the burning.
Kristen is in the burning.
Prince Montana, we outside, let's go.
I love the screaming.
One, two, three.
Wait, wait, wait.
I need one as well.
One, two, three.
You guys can't dance outside the club in something called The Hiding Place, which we've named it now.
Bailey, they can't do this.
They're doing it.
No, but they can't do it.
It's getting you.
You're supposed to dance in side rooms, not outside the hiding rooms.
Look, you don't understand the system.
The new system is the new deal.
That's basically what happens.
I mean, I guess it is what happens.
They just did it at one point.
Stop it.
I'm enjoying it.
I'm watching everything.
I'm watching everything.
Stop it.
I'm not, because it's also super intimidating because he kind of fights like this.
It's like he quickly moves one way and then hits you.
You've been served, Luke.
I don't care.
If you don't dance back, you're going to lose your street cred.
The Russian waiter wants me to bring the lotto here.
I think I should.
If you lose your street cred, you're going to lose your rep.
You lose your rep on the streets.
I don't have any rep.
You're not going to dance back.
No. You're just going to take that.
Yeah. You can't take that.
You can't just be served.
Look, you've been served.
If you've been served, something really bad happens if you don't dance back.
Nothing bad happens.
You know what we mean?
It's the end of your life.
All those movies.
We'll take this to the streets.
No, all those movies make no sense because it doesn't matter.
Oh, really?
The dance competition doesn't matter.
I suppose it doesn't matter.
Well, I've got something to say about that.
Really, none of it matters.
I do feel it, but it doesn't matter.
You're feeling it, don't you?
I'm stealth.
Follow us guys.
*Dramatic music*
Where's he?
So, uh, someone can get in here.
Andrew, where's your brother?
Doing some work for the first time in his life.
First time ever.
He gets to work when he gets to hang out.
I think we can get used to Dubai.
This is Fox.
Who's a superstar boy?
What you got in the bag?
I am eating, I am eating.
That's fucking time.
So drop that.
Roll out with the top bag.
One, two, four.
Alright, I'll give you this.
What's up, Kiki?
How you doing, bro?
You want to be heavyweight?
Maybe he's heavyweight.
Maybe, maybe.
Fast like a middleweight.
Oh yeah.
I'm disappointed!
Go five guys!
Go five guys!
I'm scared, I'm like, my wife.
Hey, keep your arms.
I swear, keep your arms.
Take your money, man.
I'm gonna get money on the dresser, drive a compressor.
Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser.
Trash like the fuck for $40 in the club.
Fuckin'up the game, bitch, it gets no love.
She be cross country, giving all that she got.
A thousand, a pop, I'm pulling billions off the lot.
I smashed up the gray one, bought me a red.
Every time we hit the parking lot, return head.
Some hoes wanna choose, but them bitches too scary.
When your bitch chose me, you ain't a pimp, you a fairy.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Baby, you been rolling solo, time to get down with the team.
The girls is greener on that other side.
The girls are greener on that other side.
When we're driving.
I think so.
So I came in here and Andrew got me hats.
How about your new hat?
Google my net worth.
Ridiculous gorilla hat.
Yeah. I like my gorilla hat.
People Googling, I mean, what is your net worth on Google?
Far less than it really is.
Zero. You're the rich one.
No. Put the how.
I'm not.
I don't need to flex on them with a hat.
I thought, why don't wear at least our hat?
That is true.
No, that is true.
I don't know.
But to Google my net worth hat, you should 100% wear it.
So people type in, what is Cousin Luke's net worth?
Thank you.
Merry Christmas.
You're welcome.
And I'll actually wear these.
I hope so, otherwise I'll be deeply offended and we'll have to fight.
Shit. No, like, deeply offended in my heart.
Like, I bought him a hat.
He didn't even fucking like the hat.
I may as well fight now.
Genuinely. So, it's up to you.
Nice. If you want to make an enemy out of me, we can do it.
We're so rich for now.
No broken things.
I'll help you guys if you can do this.
Yeah. Halfway on his first try.
We need to go follow our money.
You guys are a bunch of princes.
You got a call from your brother.
He crashed his car.
He needs a car to be able to go to work every day.
You don't have one to lend him.
No one does.
He has two weeks paid vacation saved.
You are going to need to make five grand in the next two weeks to buy him a car.
You are a member of the real world, the best financial educational platform on planet Earth.
Now, what business model would you follow?
E-commerce.
Upwards of $66,000, $25,000 on the e-commerce campus, I hit my first $1,000 day.
Copywriting! Which campus will you choose?
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