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Aug. 7, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
10:09
Eating Shamu from Seaworld | Tate Confidential Ep 248
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And here's the chef in the back, preparing for dinner.
And the reason he's preparing for dinner is this.
On X, I recently posted that I'd rather eat whales and pandas than crickets and worms.
And someone who's been following me for a very long time, don't know her very well, said, look, I'll bring whale meat to Romania.
So I told her if she can get whale meat to Romania, there's a cash bonus.
So I've hired the chef today.
She's landed. She has the whale meat in tow.
She's on her way here right now.
And I'm about to eat whales.
One, because I want to try whale meat.
Looks delicious. Two, Because I've got to hook my boys up with some whale meat every once in a while.
Get whale power. And three, because it's going to really, really piss off the environmentalists.
So it's whale for dinner tonight Hello
How are you?
Dinner has arrived guys This is my whale choreo.
We're going to blur her face for the sake of the internet.
But she's bought me whale meat all the way from Norway.
I do, actually. Hey, you want me to meet you?
I'd like to meet you, too.
So I do have the...
This is like a tiny surprise, a little gift.
Oh, a little gift. Like whale salami.
And this is the whale meat.
Beautiful. Here we go.
Let me deliver it to the chefs.
And then I owe you some money I believe So I'm gonna share the whale with everyone
This is whale salami.
Come here. Some of the guys are here.
Alright guys. Whale salami.
Nice. Is it like a...
Right here. It's made of whale.
Hello. Hello, gentlemen.
Nice to meet you. Thank you. Is it banging?
I can't eat that. Bro!
You can only guess this is three countries in the whole world.
We need whales, bro.
No, we don't. Fuck whales.
This whale's not needed.
Name one whale you're friends with.
If I eat that... Did you miss this guy?
Eat the fucking whale. Eat the whale.
It's alright. It tastes like salami.
It's an interesting taste.
Bro, I will gladly take some whale.
You got them. Say like four.
No. Bro, it just tastes like salami.
No, wait for the aftertaste. That's what I'm saying.
It just tastes like salami. No, there is an aftertaste.
Yo. The aftertaste is unique.
That's something that's not in...
I've never tasted that before. I don't eat pork, so...
What the fuck does a whale have to do with a pig?
Because they said it tastes like pork.
I don't know if it tastes like pork.
Oh, shit, this is pork.
I mixed them up. Fuck. Whales are the most overrated animal.
Everyone's like, oh, the whales, the whales.
Whales don't pay your rent.
Whales aren't cute. They're not small.
They're not fluffy. You've never even stroked a whale.
You love puppies or whatever.
Cool. You've never even probably seen a whale.
If you have, it's been in SeaWorld or far in the distance, considering whether it eats you and your entire family.
Everyone says they live on plankton.
There's no fucking way something that big lives on plankton.
That's a conspiracy. Definitely eats humans.
100%. Now we eat them back.
First bite of whale. That's beef.
Fuck well. Why are you making a weird taste?
It's good, it's a new taste though.
It's a new type of meat, yeah.
It doesn't taste like beef or anything else, it tastes unique.
It tastes gamey.
Yeah, it tastes gamey.
Tastes like liver. There you go.
The most similar meat, venison, is a bit like whale.
Tastes like liver. Whale's interesting.
Alright, so, what's the verdict?
I'm super happy that I'm eating a whale.
Because I know people on the internet are going to be mad at me for this.
And be like, you're setting a bad example because we need to preserve the whales.
We don't. We need to preserve just enough whales to eat.
Maybe we should start farming whales.
How big would a whale farm have to be?
But I'm down for keeping them in small underwater cages, you know.
I'm not against those kind of farming methods.
I'm gonna add some taste. Tristan's Free Range Whale Farm.
Buy some ocean and just make it one big track where they have to swim around in circles all day.
Sprinkle a bit of plankton on top.
Nice. Business genius.
Andrew, do you have any final words about the whales?
No. Save the whales.
Marcel, what do you think of the whales?
They're the most majestic animal in the animal kingdom.
What you guys are doing is outrageous.
I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
You're shocked in awe. It doesn't even taste good, but I'm gonna eat it all to upset some environmentalists.
Yeah, I'm gonna eat as much whale as possible.
Tastes like liver. Exactly like liver, that's what it tastes like.
I bet it makes you strong. Whales can't make you weak.
You may hate them, but they are objectively probably, this is probably the strongest animal I've ever eaten.
Normally I'd agree with you, but you just had a bite and you look weak, so...
You just had a bite and you look weak.
Well, I've built this one. I've never lost a game.
I've never lost a game. Ask them.
Never lost a game, not one.
Are you talking about Uno? Never lost a game.
Built different.
Why would I not talk about Uno?
Go on. If you think you're a bad man, say something.
We'll play right after this.
Right after this!
That's right, shake your head.
Walk away!
Why are you drinking coffee at midnight?
I'm built different. Perhaps you didn't know that, Bailey, but you should.
When they built everybody, he decided to build me differently.
So I need coffee so I have the energy to relax.
You understand? No, it's not a thing.
I can't sleep without the caffeine boost required.
You never sleep, and this is probably why you never sleep.
This is not okay. Sounds to me like you're fucking up then.
Because you're sleeping, and I don't need to.
Wasting your life away, aren't you, Bailey?
Sleeping in bed, sitting around, being a nerd, wearing glasses.
Not me. Feel different.
If I started drinking coffee at midnight, you think it'd heal my eyes?
Might fix your neck. Admit it!
Admit it! I've never lost a game of Uno.
It's impossible for me to lose.
The math doesn't add up.
What is six plus nine?
Fifteen. One and five.
Think about it.
One and five.
All bases covered.
One and five sounds like your record.
One to five.
One win, five losses.
I have never lost a game of Uno.
Name a game I lost.
You were all playing Uno, sitting around, having fun.
I turned up and said, don't give me cards.
You gave me cards. I said, guys, don't let me win.
I said it. First game was kind of hard.
Dodger put up a good fight. You too.
Bro, easy.
Easy street. Easy street.
Admit it. Bailey, admit it.
Maybe it's the coffee. No, maybe you need to go read the Bible again and learn something about yourself.
On what page does it say Bailey's a loser?
Which page? Which chapter?
I don't think it says that in the Bible.
Well, maybe you need to decipher it like the Da Vinci Code.
One, five, work it out somewhere.
It's there somewhere. Shit glasses.
Can't play Uno. Top G. Never lost a game.
Undefeated. I'll do it again.
You think I'm scared of you? We'll play again right now.
And I will win again.
All on the line. Let's go!
Let's do it. I'm Bill Differin.
That's all I think, man.
Don't make that a thing.
This is a thing. No, it's not.
This is a thing for women's.
I got to the final. Is this a thing?
Look at me. I can't.
Look at me doing this move.
I can't. I lost the final.
I'm upset. I'm upset.
First time in history I've ever...
Well, I came first.
But you won. But I came first.
Did you lose that game? I've never lost a game.
He won, but I came first. I like that move.
Can you show it to me again?
One more time. One more time.
Can you see?
You can double it up.
Why is Uno a thing?
Who balled Uno? He's the real boss.
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