Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Eating Shamu from Seaworld | Tate Confidential Ep 248
Aired: 2024-08-07
Duration: 10:09


=== First Bite of Whale (06:19) ===

[00:00:00]  And here's the chef in the back, preparing for dinner.
[00:00:10]  And the reason he's preparing for dinner is this.
[00:00:13]  On X, I recently posted that I'd rather eat whales and pandas than crickets and worms.
[00:00:19]  And someone who's been following me for a very long time, don't know her very well, said, look, I'll bring whale meat to Romania.
[00:00:26]  So I told her if she can get whale meat to Romania, there's a cash bonus.
[00:00:31]  So I've hired the chef today.
[00:00:32]  She's landed. She has the whale meat in tow.
[00:00:34]  She's on her way here right now.
[00:00:36]  And I'm about to eat whales.
[00:00:37]  One, because I want to try whale meat.
[00:00:39]  Looks delicious. Two, Because I've got to hook my boys up with some whale meat every once in a while.
[00:00:44]  Get whale power. And three, because it's going to really, really piss off the environmentalists.
[00:00:49]  So it's whale for dinner tonight Hello
[00:01:15]  How are you?
[00:01:16]  Dinner has arrived guys This is my whale choreo.
[00:01:20]  We're going to blur her face for the sake of the internet.
[00:01:22]  But she's bought me whale meat all the way from Norway.
[00:01:25]  I do, actually. Hey, you want me to meet you?
[00:01:27]  I'd like to meet you, too.
[00:01:29]  So I do have the...
[00:01:32]  This is like a tiny surprise, a little gift.
[00:01:34]  Oh, a little gift. Like whale salami.
[00:01:37]  And this is the whale meat.
[00:01:38]  Beautiful. Here we go.
[00:01:41]  Let me deliver it to the chefs.
[00:01:42]  And then I owe you some money I believe So I'm gonna share the whale with everyone
[00:02:09]  This is whale salami.
[00:02:10]  Come here. Some of the guys are here.
[00:02:13]  Alright guys. Whale salami.
[00:02:16]  Nice. Is it like a...
[00:02:19]  Right here. It's made of whale.
[00:02:23]  Hello. Hello, gentlemen.
[00:02:26]  Nice to meet you. Thank you. Is it banging?
[00:02:28]  I can't eat that. Bro!
[00:02:30]  You can only guess this is three countries in the whole world.
[00:02:33]  We need whales, bro.
[00:02:35]  No, we don't. Fuck whales.
[00:02:36]  This whale's not needed.
[00:02:38]  Name one whale you're friends with.
[00:02:40]  If I eat that... Did you miss this guy?
[00:02:42]  Eat the fucking whale. Eat the whale.
[00:02:45]  It's alright. It tastes like salami.
[00:02:47]  It's an interesting taste.
[00:02:48]  Bro, I will gladly take some whale.
[00:02:50]  You got them. Say like four.
[00:02:53]  No. Bro, it just tastes like salami.
[00:02:55]  No, wait for the aftertaste. That's what I'm saying.
[00:02:56]  It just tastes like salami. No, there is an aftertaste.
[00:02:59]  Yo. The aftertaste is unique.
[00:03:01]  That's something that's not in...
[00:03:02]  I've never tasted that before. I don't eat pork, so...
[00:03:05]  What the fuck does a whale have to do with a pig?
[00:03:07]  Because they said it tastes like pork.
[00:03:08]  I don't know if it tastes like pork.
[00:03:10]  Oh, shit, this is pork.
[00:03:12]  I mixed them up. Fuck. Whales are the most overrated animal.
[00:03:39]  Everyone's like, oh, the whales, the whales.
[00:03:40]  Whales don't pay your rent.
[00:03:42]  Whales aren't cute. They're not small.
[00:03:44]  They're not fluffy. You've never even stroked a whale.
[00:03:47]  You love puppies or whatever.
[00:03:49]  Cool. You've never even probably seen a whale.
[00:03:50]  If you have, it's been in SeaWorld or far in the distance, considering whether it eats you and your entire family.
[00:03:55]  Everyone says they live on plankton.
[00:03:56]  There's no fucking way something that big lives on plankton.
[00:03:58]  That's a conspiracy. Definitely eats humans.
[00:04:00]  100%. Now we eat them back.
[00:04:03]  First bite of whale. That's beef.
[00:04:06]  Fuck well. Why are you making a weird taste?
[00:04:17]  It's good, it's a new taste though.
[00:04:20]  It's a new type of meat, yeah.
[00:04:22]  It doesn't taste like beef or anything else, it tastes unique.
[00:04:26]  It tastes gamey.
[00:04:40]  Yeah, it tastes gamey.
[00:04:42]  Tastes like liver. There you go.
[00:04:45]  The most similar meat, venison, is a bit like whale.
[00:04:48]  Tastes like liver. Whale's interesting.
[00:04:50]  Alright, so, what's the verdict?
[00:04:54]  I'm super happy that I'm eating a whale.
[00:04:57]  Because I know people on the internet are going to be mad at me for this.
[00:05:00]  And be like, you're setting a bad example because we need to preserve the whales.
[00:05:03]  We don't. We need to preserve just enough whales to eat.
[00:05:07]  Maybe we should start farming whales.
[00:05:09]  How big would a whale farm have to be?
[00:05:11]  But I'm down for keeping them in small underwater cages, you know.
[00:05:14]  I'm not against those kind of farming methods.
[00:05:17]  I'm gonna add some taste. Tristan's Free Range Whale Farm.
[00:05:23]  Buy some ocean and just make it one big track where they have to swim around in circles all day.
[00:05:28]  Sprinkle a bit of plankton on top.
[00:05:33]  Nice. Business genius.
[00:05:36]  Andrew, do you have any final words about the whales?
[00:05:41]  No. Save the whales.
[00:05:45]  Marcel, what do you think of the whales?
[00:05:47]  They're the most majestic animal in the animal kingdom.
[00:05:51]  What you guys are doing is outrageous.
[00:05:53]  I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
[00:05:57]  You're shocked in awe. It doesn't even taste good, but I'm gonna eat it all to upset some environmentalists.
[00:06:02]  Yeah, I'm gonna eat as much whale as possible.
[00:06:04]  Tastes like liver. Exactly like liver, that's what it tastes like.
[00:06:07]  I bet it makes you strong. Whales can't make you weak.
[00:06:09]  You may hate them, but they are objectively probably, this is probably the strongest animal I've ever eaten.
[00:06:13]  Normally I'd agree with you, but you just had a bite and you look weak, so...
[00:06:17]  You just had a bite and you look weak.

=== Never Lost A Game (03:50) ===

[00:06:19]  Well, I've built this one. I've never lost a game.
[00:06:21]  I've never lost a game. Ask them.
[00:06:24]  Never lost a game, not one.
[00:06:26]  Are you talking about Uno? Never lost a game.
[00:06:32]  Built different.
[00:06:34]  Why would I not talk about Uno?
[00:06:38]  Go on. If you think you're a bad man, say something.
[00:06:42]  We'll play right after this.
[00:06:45]  Right after this!
[00:06:47]  That's right, shake your head.
[00:06:49]  Walk away!
[00:06:53]  Why are you drinking coffee at midnight?
[00:06:59]  I'm built different. Perhaps you didn't know that, Bailey, but you should.
[00:07:03]  When they built everybody, he decided to build me differently.
[00:07:06]  So I need coffee so I have the energy to relax.
[00:07:09]  You understand? No, it's not a thing.
[00:07:12]  I can't sleep without the caffeine boost required.
[00:07:16]  You never sleep, and this is probably why you never sleep.
[00:07:19]  This is not okay. Sounds to me like you're fucking up then.
[00:07:22]  Because you're sleeping, and I don't need to.
[00:07:25]  Wasting your life away, aren't you, Bailey?
[00:07:27]  Sleeping in bed, sitting around, being a nerd, wearing glasses.
[00:07:32]  Not me. Feel different.
[00:07:33]  If I started drinking coffee at midnight, you think it'd heal my eyes?
[00:07:37]  Might fix your neck. Admit it!
[00:07:43]  Admit it! I've never lost a game of Uno.
[00:07:47]  It's impossible for me to lose.
[00:07:48]  The math doesn't add up.
[00:07:51]  What is six plus nine?
[00:07:54]  Fifteen. One and five.
[00:08:00]  Think about it.
[00:08:01]  One and five.
[00:08:03]  All bases covered.
[00:08:05]  One and five sounds like your record.
[00:08:07]  One to five.
[00:08:08]  One win, five losses.
[00:08:09]  I have never lost a game of Uno.
[00:08:12]  Name a game I lost.
[00:08:14]  You were all playing Uno, sitting around, having fun.
[00:08:16]  I turned up and said, don't give me cards.
[00:08:18]  You gave me cards. I said, guys, don't let me win.
[00:08:21]  I said it. First game was kind of hard.
[00:08:24]  Dodger put up a good fight. You too.
[00:08:29]  Bro, easy.
[00:08:30]  Easy street. Easy street.
[00:08:33]  Admit it. Bailey, admit it.
[00:08:35]  Maybe it's the coffee. No, maybe you need to go read the Bible again and learn something about yourself.
[00:08:41]  On what page does it say Bailey's a loser?
[00:08:45]  Which page? Which chapter?
[00:08:47]  I don't think it says that in the Bible.
[00:08:48]  Well, maybe you need to decipher it like the Da Vinci Code.
[00:08:51]  One, five, work it out somewhere.
[00:08:53]  It's there somewhere. Shit glasses.
[00:08:56]  Can't play Uno. Top G. Never lost a game.
[00:09:00]  Undefeated. I'll do it again.
[00:09:01]  You think I'm scared of you? We'll play again right now.
[00:09:03]  And I will win again.
[00:09:05]  All on the line. Let's go!
[00:09:06]  Let's do it. I'm Bill Differin.
[00:09:11]  That's all I think, man.
[00:09:13]  Don't make that a thing.
[00:09:14]  This is a thing. No, it's not.
[00:09:15]  This is a thing for women's.
[00:09:18]  I got to the final. Is this a thing?
[00:09:22]  Look at me. I can't.
[00:09:24]  Look at me doing this move.
[00:09:25]  I can't. I lost the final.
[00:09:27]  I'm upset. I'm upset.
[00:09:29]  First time in history I've ever...
[00:09:33]  Well, I came first.
[00:09:37]  But you won. But I came first.
[00:09:40]  Did you lose that game? I've never lost a game.
[00:09:42]  He won, but I came first. I like that move.
[00:09:48]  Can you show it to me again?
[00:09:50]  One more time. One more time.
[00:09:52]  Can you see?
[00:09:57]  You can double it up.
[00:10:00]  Why is Uno a thing?
[00:10:05]  Who balled Uno? He's the real boss.