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Aug. 11, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Marcell has NEVER lost | Tate Confidential Ep 249
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Captain Von, what's your idea?
Well, Captain Fun, I'm saying Andrew never wants to go out and eat Captain Fun.
No. Well, I'm just saying, right now, we can go get Big Tastes.
Right this second. For each.
For each. Who's not in?
Everyone's going out, though. I'd rather train and do my work.
Okay, well I'm not actually hungry, which is the first flaw with my plan.
I'm not hungry and don't want to eat anything.
I was scared Nice
Fear of food Marcel don't get him going
Thank you.
I'm just gonna say, I'm down.
No one needs Big Tasty's at 10 a.m.
Thank you. You're welcome.
You're too little. Same thing.
I don't know, the hour makes all the difference, baby.
It doesn't. One hour makes all the difference.
We all just woke up.
Almost everyone at this table except for Andrew and Alex are hungover.
And no one's hungry. And no one's hungry.
We don't need Big Tasty's.
It's not about needing to eat McDonald's.
It's about going to McDonald's as friends.
I came here with a goal to lose weight, and each time you drag me into these stupid fucking competitions...
Well, yesterday we could have just stuck to vodka and sparkling water, and you'd be good.
However, you decided to get gongsters.
No, I didn't. We had an agreement, no gongsters in the house.
I walk in a room and there's three here, and you're accusing me of ordering them.
Yes. I'm not there right now, Alec. Maybe you're a dream of treating gongsters with me.
It's why I don't believe you.
Don't live up to the dream.
I go back. Tristan, it's not even noon.
You don't need gongsters.
It's all about needing gongsters.
Just say, I like gongsters.
It's a low-calorie, healthy, refreshing drink.
It's all of those things.
You don't know what those things are.
It is a big refreshment.
I'm gonna see if you don't even dislike the refreshment.
Martell, I hear you chatting shit all the way from over here.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna document your final words.
Okay, all right, I'm gonna document your final words because we need video evidence
Have you lost we've had ghosts four different times and every time
You lose that concerts on camera you say I'm a loser is on camera, but I've never recorded drink-for-drink it
It's just kind of been sporadic.
It wasn't a setup.
Yeah, because there was a time when I was drinking, you stopped.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that. Nigel stopped.
Marcel started drinking on a stream, you weren't.
I super don't want to do this, but it's fucking on now.
Gonsters, tonight. Unless you apologize.
No. You have deep-rooted emotional and psychological problems.
I'm a champion, what can I say?
You're not. I always win.
You've never lost a game. Never lost a game.
You've lost every drink you've done at first.
Tonight could be his night.
It can't be. No, it can't be.
Tonight can't be his night.
If we do Gonsters tonight.
I'm just saying, you've had an off day today, Tee.
I'm not having an off day.
You are. Marcel, are you going to let them encourage you into this?
Are you? Marcel, you got him.
I believe. It's not about his off day.
I'm having an off day, but that's easy.
That's giving you half a chance.
Marcel, you're fucking retarded.
I'm going to order Gonstras now, and that's what's going to happen.
Different flavour, Gonster. Make your suffering at least more diverse.
This is what I'm saying. We get all the flavours of the Monster and we line them up.
And we see who can finish them first.
Okay, but that will be me. I don't know, man.
No, no, Marcel, I do know.
And you so know. I don't know.
No, everyone knows that it will be me.
I don't.
No, you do know, Marcel.
Yes, you do. Yes, you do know.
So you've beaten me before?
Every time.
You've beaten me at this game before?
Yes. I've beaten you every time.
And you have evidence of this?
Yes, we do, actually. No, you have evidence of this.
I don't have evidence of this.
Baby didn't delete the footage.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
The other contest will already be out, so they'll know how retarded you are.
More so, I don't have any footage.
I don't know what he's talking about. He's a loser.
Goodbye, Derek. I have you on camera admitting that you're a loser, I've gone through.
I sit. You quit.
I sit. Where?
Which camera? Yours? You haven't got camera tape.
Fine, I'm filming it tonight.
Or I'll film it tonight, myself.
Tristan, I know you want to take it back to the house for rest days.
Let's play SSB. Okay, I almost got it.
You don't even know where you're going.
There is no location. That's the joke.
The location is right here, right now.
SSB. I got him.
Let's go, T. I feel like at this point, we have to see if they have Gonsters.
We've come this far, we have to see.
Tristan!
Tristan, you have to see!
I'm gonna do a little dance.
Marcel, we're going to get a gongster at some random Irish pub.
Put your money where your mouth is, baby.
I'm an instigator. I'm not partaking.
No, you're not. You're a partaker.
You have to have credentials to do that.
Yeah, you have another credentials, baby.
Time to earn them.
I've never had a Gaunster, for the record.
I've never had one. First one.
I've never even had a sip. First one today.
This will be your first time.
What type of energy drinks do you have?
Only Red Bulls.
We're going to order something very straight.
I need three types of Guinness, but leave this much space at the top of the Guinness and fill them up with Red Bulls.
Hey! Red Bonsters instead of Gonzo.
Some Red Bonsters.
Marcel, we're having Bonsters.
What's this? Red Bonsters.
Red Bonsters. What's that? They've got that Monster, but they've got Red Bonsters.
It's Red Bonsters. I'm down.
Marcel, are you challenging Tristan tonight?
He's already challenged me. It's already on tape.
Don't have to say that. It is on tape.
I can't attest to that.
But Marcel, it's tonight the night where you bring it out.
All day. A little bit more Guinness.
A little bit more Guinness.
You're the Gonster Professional, not me.
Well, this is the Red Bomster.
This is Uncharted territory.
That is fair. Thank you.
We're in Boston.
Let's go.
They didn't have any gums for us.
They have Red Bull.
So you have Red Bonsters.
Red Bonsters. I'm saying, there's no Gunsters in the place.
I tried my best, I asked them what energy drinks they had, and Red Bonsters is all they got.
You mixed Red Bull with Guinness.
It's called a red monster, and for you to, live in front of our audience who's going to see this, appear as uncultured and barbarian and savage and backwards as you are, is quite frankly unprofessional.
Proper putrid. Oh, taste?
No, you want to taste it. I'm sorry.
I'm not in this. I admit to Pete already.
I'm not forgetting it.
What a taste!
He's learning!
He's starting all this shit.
I'm gonna have to try.
Can I have a cigarette please to break up my cigar?
Tristan, you can't cop out and take the scooters.
But I can. We're walking men tonight.
We're not taking the scooters. Nope.
Guess I can. Tristan, this is gay.
You and I both know this is f***ing gay.
I'm just gonna jump. Nor is.
I didn't ask you.
Nor is. When you dance with the devil, you wait for the music to stop.
I never challenged you!
Who is the music?
Yes or no?
If you film the devil dancing, you dance to the devil's song.
Bro, I'm above that. Look.
Are you ready for the rollback?
Maybe you have to build a neck muscle to pull it off.
You don't have that. He ain't got the neck muscle.
Eat that bro, it's just straight on the neck.
It's stiff, it's stiff.
It's killer stiff.
Yo Mark.
How's it going?
I like those guys.
What's up, what's up?
You brought us up that food venue to drink that drink, yeah?
Huh?
Double it down.
Oh, dang.
On the road to be monster.
I think he's in the lead.
Marcel's in the lead. I'm going to just order 8 shots to get this over.
I'm going to just kick this over.
1,000 of the sword.
The Saber Stryker is in the end of his arc.
6 shots of Jager E. What do you think?
Piston. Piston.
All day.
I'm a little bit.
Oh, shit.
Oh It was okay, but they're not cheese.
Alright, there's been a few drinks off camera.
What's the score? Marsmelt!
Marsmelt!
I'm not even on Marsmelt!
No town!
I'm saying you fucking know it. I'm saying you fucking know it. I'm saying you fucking
know it. I'm saying you fucking know it. I'm saying you fucking know it. I'm saying you
know it. I'm saying you fucking know it. I'm saying you fucking know it. I'm saying you
fucking know it. I'm saying you fucking know it.
You fucking overacted.
You know! Hey, what's this?
What's this? Alex! He dropped the gate card!
He dropped it!
Alex, Alex, he lost!
He lost, he lost, he lost, he lost!
Interest! He's made!
He's made! Did he he up? Yes or no?
Did he he up? No! You know what I'm on, right?
Bro, that's nice.
How do you beat me?
How do you beat him? He's got better range, better technique, more practice, more fights under his belt.
Don't even get me started about footwork.
Undefeated! Never lost!
Ever! Every life!
Never lost! I'm broke!
Bro! Have I ever lost?
To me, you're drinking.
Professionally! Have you ever won?
Bro, wait. Professionally, have I ever lost?
No! No! Professionally, on my record, have I ever lost?
Shut the fuck up. Yes or no?
Yes or no?
Pussy! Take a picture and make sure...
Mine, mine, mine, mine.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
You absolute pussy!
You...
You just...
Tristan, Tristan.
Andrew looks so ashamed.
Tristan.
No, no, no.
Fuck him.
Fuck him. Gonsters.
Gonsters. I'm ready.
Let's do this. You want Gonsters, Marcel?
I ain't scared. Marcel, you want Gonsters.
Say it, Marcel.
Say it. Are you better than me?
Let's go. Is this a fucking joke?
Are you joking? Let's go.
It kind of is kind of a cheat code to throw it up and then drink it again, but I'm ready.
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