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July 9, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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YOU CAN'T USE GREENS AGAINST ME | Tate Confidential Ep 241
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You risk having cars here to drive.
We have millions of dollars of cars on the drive so that we can use them before they come and seize them all.
Or we just sit in this house till we go back to jail and lose all the cars again.
It's a sunny Sunday.
Don't lie to me about work.
I got work to do.
So why don't you get in one of your Ferrari SF90s, or your 812 Competition Limited Edition $1.5 million
Ferrari, and come for three or four hours driving on some beautiful
mountain roads, and come for lunch.
What if I take the security van?
I can use my phone the whole way there.
I'll drive the van.
Shit!
There's no way he's not coming.
This is new.
He ain't coming. I've got faith in your teeth.
I've made my decision.
And I'll tell you tomorrow in five minutes.
What? Alex, you want to bet on what his decision is?
I know what his decision is. You're leaving the house.
His decision is either drive in the lotto, which is decision one, which might be it.
There, go on. I don't understand.
Whatever. Whatever. I think we should take a bunch of supercars.
That's all I think we should do. So in a twisting turn of events, Tristan Tate is ready to go for a drive.
And who are we missing?
Fucking Andrew. Sends a message at almost 2am.
Might sleep later.
11.30 or 12.
So I obviously don't check my phone from Andrew first thing.
I get up, shower, get dressed, come downstairs.
It's now 9.51.
Good, 10 minutes to go.
And where the fuck is everyone?
I'm not going now.
Now I'm not going.
You are the witness that I was ready.
I'm going to take this off and go back to sleep.
When you came downstairs, I was super surprised to see you.
I didn't think you were going to go.
I'm not going there. You're the only one ready.
Now I'm not going. Everyone tricked me with this, Tristan, come, just come, 10 a.m., we're leaving, 10 a.m., we're leaving.
10 a.m., I'm the only motherfucker even.
You're not wrong.
No one in this house is awake.
Even you're still wearing vaginas.
I am in sweats. I've been scammed.
I've been skiing, and now I'm going to make alternative plans.
Alex, I know you're dressed for church.
Do you remember, I'm going to test your memory, yesterday, you can think that far back, sitting in this room and everyone's saying, we have to go driving, we have to go driving, Tristan, come driving, come driving, come driving.
What time did they say we're leaving?
10 o'clock. 10 o'clock in the morning.
So you remember them saying that probably about, what, 600 million times, didn't they?
What time is it now? 10 and 10.
And who's the only one awake and ready to go driving?
You. What the fuck is wrong with people in this house?
What the fuck is wrong?
No, let's go driving, let's go driving.
Everyone fucking shouts at me.
I'm down here at 955 dressed and ready, car keys in my hand, and everyone's asleep.
The fuck is this?
I'm gonna go brash off without them.
Nice. Do it. Do it.
So Andrew has been talking about, for the past two days, how much he cannot wait to drive his McLaren.
And he's been looking forward to taking it out all day on Sunday.
But he didn't wake up.
So what car did we decide to take?
McLaren always says. Alex thinks we're going for gas.
Fuck gas. Fuck Alex.
We're going to the last shop.
Oh, okay.
Oh, dang. Andrew just texted Drew.
He said 15 minutes, let's go.
He has no idea like we've already got.
No, he has no idea. In fact, neither does Alex, so no one's going to snitch on us.
15 minutes, can we solidify him?
Yeah, massive.
There's no way he doesn't know I've got a Porsche.
My money was going to ask me to screw you up.
So I got him. You did get him.
He got himself, really.
You did take him. Of course you did.
I was deceived. So I deceived them back.
Uno reverse. Uno reverse.
He said he's never lost a game, but he definitely lost a game.
He definitely lost a game. Find a picture of an Uno reverse card and send it to the group and say, from Justin.
Thanks. The hills look all aren't clear because it's raining.
What did I ask yesterday?
You asked yesterday, did you check the weather to see if it's going to rain or not?
And Andrew said it's not going to rain.
It looks pretty rainy to me.
Imagine being so keen to fuck a chick that you don't care if she has AIDS and you just don't.
Imagine wanting to go driving so bad that when someone says, do you check the weather?
You lie. Like, yeah, it's fine.
It's spring.
It's springtime.
It rains. If it starts fucking raining, I'm going home.
Yeah. Checkpoint, we made it. Yeah.
Cigarette case. It's really nice.
This is maybe the nicest cigarette case in the world, anywhere.
Give me a close-up. Of our adventures without Andrew.
No, no, no. We are actually sticking to the plan.
It's Andrew who abandoned us.
This is the adventures of the men who, at 10am, left for Brashov.
That was the plan that I heard.
Is that what you heard, Bailey? That is the plan.
That's what I thought. So, they've abandoned us.
We haven't abandoned that one. About the pillager's house.
A gay boss.
A gay boss. No one knows what that means.
Oh wait.
The video is not sponsored by Sony.
At least, did you have any fun? Andrew said, yeah, we stopped at two or three places.
Andrew said, at 10 a.m.
we're going to Brasov. So, at 10 a.m.
I went to Brasov, we went to reverse. He wrote on the group that we might be late.
No, Andrew said I might sleep more after I was already ready to go.
So this was your plan? It was Uno reverse.
No, it wasn't. My plan was to just come with you guys.
That's why at 10 o'clock I was up and ready.
But Andrew was asleep, so I Uno reversed it.
Go to Bradshaw at 10am. It was the fastest car and went on the shittiest road.
Andrew hasn't said two words since we sat down.
No, no. He's upset.
He's really been sitting there on his phone.
Yeah, he hates getting Uno reversed.
We did play a green Uno reverse card as well.
Sorry for doing your idea, Andrew.
I'm sorry. It was a good idea and I thought I'd steal it.
We got him. I got him.
He's furious. So you wake up this morning.
I'm not there. What do you feel first?
Shock? Horror? Fear?
Dread? Anger.
Rage. I can tell by the way that he's cracking the pepper.
You may need new glasses, you fucking nut.
It was clearly salt.
I may not have been able to see the salt, but I do see the rage on your face.
The hurt. The pain.
The confusion. He's still not making sense of what happened.
Did I drive here with them?
Was he in the McLaren?
It's like a bad dream he can't wake up from.
Admit he played greens against you.
I don't think he'll talk to us ever again for the rest of our lives, Bailey.
I'm going to go get my coffee.
Our plan was so duplicitous.
He says he's never lost a game.
This is a clear L if I've ever seen one.
I'll swap if you admit that I got you.
It's simple. You admit that I win.
So I'm the winner. That makes you the loser.
So I got you and I will swap.
Correct. You got me. Enjoy the Ferrari.
I win. Enjoy. I won.
I'd already defeated him. He wants to drive to McLaren.
Both of our cars drive him home.
He admitted defeat. I told you we got him.
We did get him. Ferrari SF90 on the way back.
Life's been worse, you know?
What the fuck? You know why he was so eager to admit defeat to swap cars?
This car has electrical faults and is in limp mode.
It won't accelerate fast, it doesn't brake properly, and ABS isn't working.
The car doesn't work.
So it only goes as fast as a normal car.
to swap and get the McLaren to give me a broken Ferrari.
And now I can't drive fast home.
So we decided to come get coffee.
We waited an hour in traffic to get to this f***ing castle.
Yes. Only to find out that...
The castle's being renovated and under construction so it looks ugly because it has scaffolding all over it.
Correct. So we decided to get coffee but there's no table service.
No, we had to wait in line with a bunch of tourists in order to drink coffee.
And that's just unacceptable. So as you know I'd rather kill myself so I'm going back home tired without coffee.
We literally came to the whole way for nothing.
For nothing? What do you mean for nothing?
Nice walk with my friends?
I'm not your friend. Yes?
Explain yourself. I don't know.
Explain yourself. Why aren't you here?
Because, you know why I'm not here?
Because the Ferrari's in limp mode and it won't go faster than 70 kilometers an hour.
So, wait, wait. We took the fun mountain roads home, you took the normal way home, and you're still not home.
Andrew, you gave me a Ferrari that has every warning light on.
No, I don't have a limp dick.
The car's in limp mode.
You're in limp mode. It was in limp mode when you brought it to fucking Grashov, clearly.
I didn't do anything to it, and you knew that when you swapped keys.
He hung up. He hung up.
He might have played the ultimate Uno reverse mode.
Fuck him. It's made up of days.
One year, one month, one decade.
The biggest buildings were built one brick at a time.
You need to stop getting lost.
You need to hold yourself accountable every step of the way.
That's why, in the real world, we've created an in-platform feature exactly for this.
With the daily checklist, you now have the ability to conquer your tasks with automatic organization seamlessly integrated into your student dashboard.
You can create tasks, add descriptions, complete them, and increase your power level as a result.
Stop trying to remember what you need to do next.
Open up the real world app, watch your checklist load right up in front of you, and get to work.
That is speed. That is how you build faster than everyone else.
Just one of the many systems built only inside of the real world.
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