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July 12, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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How Many New Cars Today? | Tate Confidential Ep 242
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Good Aston Martin morning.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Good morning. Coffee.
My brother. My best friend Bailey.
So we're friends now.
We've always been friends, Bailey.
Thanks Andrew. What are we going to do?
The home of two V12 engines.
Are we replacing the Astons?
Warnings don't get much better than this He knew the way to the nearest hands that have ports above
sea level and he made this his first audio books and hurling the key to the sea.
Why is Tristan's audiobook on this phone?
Tristan, turn off your audiobook, you dork.
Who listens to fucking audiobooks?
Fucking gay. Right, so I've decided...
The things are out of control.
Remember when I bought that M3 for five minutes and it's never been seen ever again?
It feels a little bit heavy, even though it is an absolute animal.
And then I thought, I wonder if an M3 feels a little bit lighter.
Driving this RS7... It reminds me of my M5, obviously, but then it makes me wonder, like, what's...
What's an M3 like?
Like, steering-wise, like, what's the feel of an M3, you know?
So the only way I could possibly find out is to buy an M3. I've decided that that is ridiculous and irresponsible and immature and wasteful.
And I should never do anything like that ever again.
So for that reason, I've stopped buying new cars.
This is actually surprisingly hard to do with one hand.
Do you want me to hold your coffee?
No. I'm a master of Aikido.
Turn off this fucking audiobook!
That audiobook's super annoying.
Right. John...
What is it? Win, lose or die.
John Gardner. So...
I've decided to be more efficient with my car collection.
And be like more... What's the word?
Conservative? I don't think I have to write an absolutely correct word, but you know what I mean?
Not just buy cars and throw them away and not care about them.
So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna send these Astons away to get some work done and get repaired.
Because normally what I do is just drive them into the ground until they explode and buy new ones.
But I love these cars more than I thought I would.
The V12 Vantage behind you, I didn't think I'd like at all, to be honest with you.
I thought I'd hate it, the one Tristan's in.
But I actually like it very, very much.
So these cars are going off to get looked after.
Then I thought, well, I could just bring the 765 back.
But then, I can't do a dance with a car I've already had here.
You know the dance I have to do?
The important dance? I thought, I can't just bring the 765 because then I can't dance.
So I had to buy a bunch of new cars.
I don't see any cars.
You might have unloaded them already.
You might be a very efficient German man.
Let's see. Phone chargers.
Aston Martin umbrella. You know, Bailey, when's the last time you were stabbed with an Aston Martin umbrella?
Let's keep it at never. On guard.
Drug test from the Romanian police.
That's essential. Two cars or three cars?
Two. Two.
Maybe three. Maybe three.
I need to think. Can we get these ones in and then we'll...
Yes. Oh my gosh.
Nice. New GT3 RS. The new one.
We have the GT4 RS. In fact, we have two GT4 RSs.
Now we have a new GT3 RS. It should be fun.
Although I saw a drag race and the GT4 RS won, which was quite unusual.
Thank you very much, friend. The 765 we all know and love.
Brought it back for the summer.
And then we have a Ferrari 812 competition.
And then we have a...
Man, because we're always in the S-Class at the back, but the peasants can see in, and the poor people, and they're all like, Hi!
Can I have a photo? It's like, you're all broke.
Just fuck off. So in the van, the poor people can't get to me.
I don't have to see them.
Because when I see them, it's depressing.
It makes me sad. She's pretty.
It's gorgeous. But wait, Tristan hasn't done any dancing.
Fucking amateur.
Who does he think he is?
I know. Well, how does it go?
Police tried to put us in jail.
Try to take all our money. Try to take all our cars.
Couldn't take all our cars. Couldn't take all our money.
We have too much money. Here's our new cars?
Yeah, basically. Something like that, yeah.
Let me dance? What's going on?
What's going on? There was a really interesting YouTube video by some Brokey complaining Complaining, saying, oh, like, oh, Porsches are a scam, and you can't get the new...
He did a breakdown of a car dealership and how Porsches work, the Porsche dealerships.
He's like, you can't get a new GG3RS unless you've bought 10 Porsches, and it's all a big scam.
You can't buy one. I went into every dealership, and you can't get hold of these cars.
They're impossible to get hold of.
Calm down, poor person.
Calm down. Cause I can get whatever the fuck I want.
The same day. Just cause you have no, nobody respects you.
Andrew Tate here, what you got?
Gimme it. Some fucking dork.
I can only afford six Porsches, so I can't have a GT3 RS. Imagine having less than ten Porsches.
What are you fucking gay?
There's always something homosexual on the internet talking shit.
So yeah, these are supposedly hard to get hold of, but I'm sure lots of things are hard to do if you're poor.
How much does this cost? Fuck knows!
You think I look at the prices?
I don't even fucking know!
Two hundred grand, three hundred grand, four hundred grand.
Most of the cars are between three and eight.
And to me that's the same.
So I just fucking click yes.
Aerodynamics, low downforce mode.
We've got the downforce modes, PTV mode, PASM mode.
I don't even know what that fucking means.
It's gonna be great. This car is going to be fun.
You're going to abuse this car. Country information, Romania.
Speed limits in Romania.
Oh, this car is going to get abused. Porsches are like...
That 7 out of 10 girlfriend you have, she's not quite as pretty as the others, but she's got like a nice rack and you can just do whatever the fuck you want to her.
And she's like, I love you!
She's one of them, you know?
Like a McLaren is the real gorgeous 10 out of 10, but she needs to go out for dinner or she'll be in a bad mood.
But Porsche is just, you just kick the shit out of me.
That's wifey. Yeah, Porsche is bulletproof.
So, um, yeah, I messaged a competent authority and I said, give me whatever the fuck I want all the time.
It was actually very interesting, that YouTube video, because the guy was crying his little eyes out, explaining how difficult it is.
It's really hard, I keep asking.
Listen, the world is closed off to poor people.
That's how the world works. You're not allowed nice things, and you're not allowed to go to nice places, because you're all trouble.
When you have poor people around, look at a train, look at a subway.
Poor people around you, it just fucks everything up.
The people at the top, it's all a big club.
You're not in it. So of course you can't get the car you want.
Of course you fucking can't.
What the fuck? Think about it.
You're a Porsche. Do you want Andrew Tate to have a GT VRS so we can make this video and millions of people see it?
Or do you want Joe fucking Nobody to get one?
So we can sit there and hide it in his house and never drive it because...
See, I spilled coffee all over mine.
It doesn't even matter. Or do you want Joe Nobody to get one so he can hide it in his house and never drive it on the street because he's afraid that he might put miles on it?
Or do you want me to make super cool content drifting around kicking the living shit out of it?
What's better for the brand?
You think they're not going to give me a fucking Porsche?
You are all Nobodies.
I've already ordered 50 grand of carbon.
Every single piece of plastic you see in black is getting replaced in carbon.
So this is carbon like the hood.
Carbon, carbon, carbon, carbon, carbon.
Everything's going to be carbon. Everything.
Because they do it in plastic because it's usually like a track car and they get fucked up.
So they go, you want to put carbon on it, it'll get fucked up.
And I'm like, I'm rich. So I had to explain to them, we'll just order two carbon kits so when I fuck up the carbon you can replace it.
What the fuck? Duh.
Howdy loser! Howdy!
Can I dance and drive?
Can you?
Yes, I can You know the worst thing about these vans
Because I had one before. Diamond light on the roof.
The worst thing about these vans, because I had one before, and I know you poor people don't understand, but I'm going to let you know.
It's impossible to take a girl in this van without her trying to suck you off.
It's so annoying. Every single time you get in one of these vans with a chick, these are so cool, for five minutes, and they're watching TV, and they end up trying to suck you off.
Every fucking time.
You're like, stop! You're the fifth girl I've seen today, and the first four have already sucked me off.
No! Don't!
Trying to be sexy and shit.
Do you know what's sexy? Leaving me alone.
Don't touch me.
That's sexy. 812 is my favorite car, I think. I think it might be.
The A12 might be the best car.
All in all. The GT3 is going to be super fun.
And the 765 is the fastest car.
I love them all! I know you.
When you want speed, you go for the McLaren.
And when you want all around, you always go for this.
It's true! I can tell you're happy.
I haven't seen you smile like that in a long time.
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