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July 7, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Gonster Or Go Home | Tate Confidential Ep 240
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Why did you do that, Marston?
No, I was actually in a shisha bar and I had a couple drinks.
You said it and I was like...
And you thought you that brave and to challenge me.
Marcel, are you fucking insane?
It's a monster energy.
Can you beat me?
Oh Marcel, those are fighting words.
Bro, can you beat me, yes or no?
The answer is inequivocably yes.
I don't think so. I absolutely can.
I don't think so. So, bro, you can't beat me. So it's a Guinness, but a quarter Monster Energy drink.
It's more Guinness than...
Yeah, of course. Half it.
I thought it was half and a half.
Okay, everyone at home is going to be confused.
Marcel, what did you do? I may have been drunk.
I don't know. May have been interesting.
Right. And we posted a picture of a drink that was a 1.25 and 3.25 Guinness.
Called a Gonster. Called a Gonster.
In our group chat. In our group chat.
And in a moment...
Of high-octane adrenaline running through my body, I challenged Tristan to a gonk throw.
Yeah, that was stupid. Marcel, I can tell you right now it's going to end very badly for you.
I don't know, bro.
What do you mean you don't know? I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know? Marcel, you're doubling down.
This is not good. You're doubling down?
You're doubling down. You know what?
The camera's rolling, Marcel.
No, seriously, Marcel. Do you remember?
I've done this before. Oh, wow.
Marcel, this is your one chance to back out.
Shake the hand and apologize.
And this is your one chance to back out in this contest.
I'm ready when you are IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER I go back down
I go back down Shit. Let's go.
Fuck it. Easy. He'll be here right tomorrow.
Andrew, what's your take on this beef?
Well, I don't drink. Marcel, any famous last words?
For Tristan, you might point that camera that way.
You better point that camera that way.
Any last words, nigga?
Tomorrow. There's a 99.999999% chance that you're eating that cold.
I'm about to get some, and you know I'm putting it in the microwave.
Is it cold? No, it's still hot for me.
You're crazy. Did you see that the Monsters and the Guinness have been delivered?
Oh, yeah. I saw them.
Are you doing that tonight? No, no, no.
We'll do it in a few days when Marcel's up to it.
Marcel's up to the challenge. Marcel's never going to be up to the challenge.
Oh, but he made the challenge.
He didn't make the challenge. I do agree with you.
Whenever Marcel's ready, He's just going to delay it until you force them to do it.
I'm going to drink one tonight. Just drink one for fun.
It's practice. That'll show him.
There's no way you're eating that cold.
I stole all from yesterday. I keep seeing comments on that TC episode where you put on my glasses.
Everyone gives me shit for my glasses, but when you put mine on, Why do you wear such dorky little glasses?
Because they make my skinny neck look bigger.
It keeps the focus up here and not down here, you know?
Everyone was complimenting you.
They said you looked like super handsome in glasses and you should wear those.
I know. I know. I'm like Superman.
You know how Superman puts on glasses and looks like a different person?
I can literally look like a different person.
I might buy some glasses.
Become glasses man. You can't become glasses man.
I'm glasses man. You don't.
I'd look more like... I would look more like Clark Kent than you if I shaved my face and put on glasses.
I can't imagine you with the shaved face and glasses.
I look vastly different.
But I would look like Clark Kent from Superman if I shaved my face and put on glasses.
I feel like you're doing that just to troll me.
I'd look more like Bailey than Bailey.
No, you don't. I'd look more like Bailey's brother than Andrew's brother.
I look vastly different when I shave my face.
I look like a different human being.
It's comical. Big Bailey, eh?
No, no. Maybe I should shave my face, put on some glasses and call myself Big Bailey.
No, no. Would you look like Bailey with a shaved face in glasses?
Yeah, I'd look loads like Bailey. Would you?
This doesn't need to be a thing.
I'm doing it. No, don't do a thing.
It'll be interesting side by side, I won't lie.
Alright, we're doing it. Big Bailey, loading.
One hour later Hey Bailey, how you doing?
I'm Bailey I'm the new Bailey
Hahaha.
I told you I don't know what to say.
I told you we're ready. Hey there, Randy.
Shut the f*** up.
Your neck isn't skinny. Yeah, I know.
My neck's bigger. How come your neck's not skinny anymore?
It's the new glasses. Well, Bailey, you look a lot better.
I must admit, you look taller, your neck's not skinny, well done.
Praise Jesus. No, you can't do this.
Who the f*** is this jerk-off?
Dunno. Who's this guy?
Tristan shaved his beard and got skinny and small.
Nerd. Tristan.
I don't know what to say.
Can you admit the beard is a massive transformation?
I genuinely don't know what to say.
I'm kind of speechless. I told you.
I feel like we could look, we look similar.
I think we do, maybe. I'm Baby's brother.
Wait. So we have Bailey and this guy.
I don't know who this jerk is, but this is Bailey.
Tall, thick-necked Bailey.
You know I'm the real Bailey because I'm smoking a cigarette.
And we have this guy. I told you I looked younger than you.
You just didn't know you were in your face.
I can't get off the ground.
But they call me the Superman lover, yeah.
Say they call me the Superman lover, yeah.
But something wrong.
I'm just kidding.
I don't understand what is even worth filming right now.
It's three guys chilling out, cool glasses of gold skirt.
Is Nigel joining? I am actually.
But there's no competition.
We just like them, so we're just chilling.
You said that last night.
Who is we? We is not me.
No, it's a royal we. Stop saying we.
You can't say we, Marcel, because you're on your what?
Four? You are on time out.
You're on time out. We had a deal.
We had a deal and you fucked me over live on camp.
I'm just saying. But you decided to take the last one.
Which was Gonksta Mixed with Fireblood.
You decided. I suggested it.
You took it. I'm gonna do it.
Gonksta Mixed. I didn't even push you to do it.
You just said, I'm gonna do it.
So this is Marcel's fault.
Fine. Cheers to Marcel.
Let's go, Gonksta. Cheers.
Cheers myself.
Good man.
Don't stop, pussy.
Tell him.
Slacks are always late.
It was time to finish your gongster ten seconds ago, motherfuckers.
Guys, I might pass out in a minute.
No, I know what that is.
I'll go to bed. You guys don't know? I'll go to bed.
I know what it is.
I have a nuclear weapon.
I don't wanna see.
Although I've never lost a game.
I was waiting for one of you to beat me.
Because this is unfair advantage for me.
But I'm still ready to beat you. Bring it on.
So I've never lost a game, but now you're never gonna beat me ever.
No.
It's Hello Kitty Uno.
Now, I know you guys are scared.
You're shook. I understand.
I'm born on the street. Things are different where I'm from.
Things are different.
You can't burn my Hello Kitty Uno.
Thank you.
I've never lost a game with a normal card.
What chance do you stand of beating me with Hello Kitty Uno?
What chance? Not.
Not. So I understand, if you're scared of the Hello Kitty cards, just say I'm scared.
Just say I'm scared, I'll put them down with the normal cards.
Be fair. It's fine. Just say you're scared.
You look a bit scared. Are you scared?
You look a bit shook. Are you scared?
Are you scared, Marcel? Are you scared?
Because you look relieved. You look a bit shook, Marcel.
Or you want to put them into the Hello Kitty cards.
I'm coming home. Oh, so now you're drinking it.
Now the camera's on. I've been waiting on you forever to finish your gumster.
Me and Najee got fresh ones here.
And you're pretending you're...
Now the camera's on and you're drinking it, yeah?
You're just gonna act natural, right? You didn't get me.
I got him. Yeah, how does that make you feel?
How does it feel? I just found it.
How do you feel bro?
You can't feel good after that He's gone
Wasted He's gone
That was light speed He needs it
You don't know what you saw Drinking drinks at me. How do you feel?
Fine. No, you don't.
Bro. You're fucked.
Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Oh my gosh, Flanders is getting involved.
Diddly!
I have to join you guys, don't I?
Diddly!
This is the worst house in the world.
No, drinking and videoing, yes, it is.
Ooh! That hurts!
You're getting served!
You're getting fucked!
It hurts. Look at his face.
Now you've all had a drink.
I admit. You almost got me.
If Alex does it, you got me.
Alex! Alex!
Alex! The mechanics of this house.
Nothing makes sense.
You make up shit as you go along.
Nothing makes sense. But you lost those.
See, look, you ran your mouth to me.
Now you're gonna end up drinking all night, feeling like shit tomorrow.
Let's go! Come on, let's go on.
I can do this all day.
I can do it all night.
I'm too pink. Marcel, I can see you're a little bit of a body.
Your confidence has grown.
I swear to God, I'm so close.
Let's go. Marcel, I have no pleasure in doing this anymore.
I've lost my passion for the sport.
So you want to bow out?
Why don't you just- Let's go!
Oh shit. You went a little bit too far there, Marcel.
Marcel, you are the king of making stuff up.
And if Marcel was a sentence, a catchphrase, it would be, my mouth writes checks that my ass can't catch.
If Marcel was a catchphrase, that's what Marcel would be.
Marcel, you just poked the bear.
You poked the bear.
That's your downfall.
That's your...
It's the world's ever first gum stagger I mean, it's chocolate ice cream trapped in some booze.
Mmm.
Mmm.
It's chocolate.
It's chocolate.
Mmm.
Mmm.
It's going!
I'm not saying it's going.
It's going!
It's going!
I'm not saying it's going.
Mmm.
Karpoffo!
You gotta lift the shot glass up to distract the booze.
Another guns taker? No.
Gonster? No. So you quit?
All the talk and shit that I know.
Marcel, you can't quit this early.
So you quit and I win. Marcel, you can't quit this early.
You quit and I win? The episode's just started.
Seven Gonsters in. Seven Gonsters.
You said you could only do five.
Seven Gonsters in, plus we've had some- Three of fucking- Plus you had some brandies, I've had some whiskeys, and we've had some wines, remember?
At that barbecue. You've had some brandies and whisky, so this is not- You can't quit, Marcel.
It's not his seventh drink.
We've been drinking since about 3pm.
You had two- And it is currently what time?
Uh, 2.30 in the morning.
12 hours.
Marcel's song is...
Mamaaaaaa Na na na na na
Hey!
You've got to sing it.
Marcel, keep going.
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
That is seven.
Marcel.
This is seven.
Seven's a gold measure.
Plus we have some brandy, some whiskey, a bunch of other drinks.
We're doing alright. You do too, Marcel.
It's good about Marcel. Versus.
Yeah. Retribution. Retribution.
He's going to be inspiring.
Why are you mad at Marcel?
Oh my god!
Marcel is going there!
Marcel, what did you say? He's going there!
Yes or no? Can what?
Can you be inspiring? Marcel!
Marcel! Andrew, right now.
Andrew, right now.
Alright, after this competition, tomorrow we can spar.
No problem. Why? What the fuck you called it?
It's heavy. Gonstega.
Gonstega? I think, you know, so what you have to understand is...
So you can beat me in sparring.
More specifically, let's go down, can beat me, undefeated.
Marcel actually hasn't got a loss on his 21.
25 year friend.
Can you beat me?
Me.
Bye.
Tell the audience. Yes!
100% yes!
This might be my last drink.
Nah, myself, bro, if I'm in a bad way.
You feeling alright? No.
Nah, it's just not a bad day. I'm good.
Hey, Marcel, yeah, I'm talking about it.
Marcel, Marcel, one thing before you go, I'm just gonna tell you something.
No running away.
You have to quit now!
Quit! Say you quit!
Nice. Are you a dumbass?
I told you to go to the floor.
Lou, mate.
Chill, mate. You good.
I'm good. Did you throw up?
No. You definitely threw up.
So, do you quit?
Say I quit and shake my hand.
Marcel, we're just chilling.
It's good. Right now, it's time to give up.
Okay. Let me just say, I've tried my hardest to go full on With Tristan.
Right now when they connect, right?
I can't do that one.
I'll be honest. So I'm winning.
And you quit.
I quit. You quit.
I quit. It's always gonna be this way.
The result was decided before the game even started, Marcel.
It is what it is.
I don't know why you started this game.
I think you've got to do that as well, bro.
Marcel, pound it. Pound it.
No, I can't. I'll be honest with you, I can't.
I do not have the capacity.
What's that? So, if I win, that makes me the winner, yeah?
Yes. And you lose, correct?
Yes. That makes you...
Come on, Marcel.
Give me my two!
Yes, Marcel.
Give me my two. I'll attempt it.
You lost your motherfucking mind every day.
Come on, Marcel!
I can't lie to you, I can't do two.
Alright, so...
So, I'm the winner and you are the...
I'm the loser. Marcel!
Don't ever fucking challenge me again.
I've told you a hundred times.
I done told you once, you son of a bitch.
I'm the best there's ever been.
Till tomorrow!
Tristan, any final words?
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