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Guinness Bet
00:04:17
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| Why did you do that, Marston? | |
| No, I was actually in a shisha bar and I had a couple drinks. | |
| You said it and I was like... | |
| And you thought you that brave and to challenge me. | |
| Marcel, are you fucking insane? | |
| It's a monster energy. | |
| Can you beat me? | |
| Oh Marcel, those are fighting words. | |
| Bro, can you beat me, yes or no? | |
| The answer is inequivocably yes. | |
| I don't think so. I absolutely can. | |
| I don't think so. So, bro, you can't beat me. So it's a Guinness, but a quarter Monster Energy drink. | |
| It's more Guinness than... | |
| Yeah, of course. Half it. | |
| I thought it was half and a half. | |
| Okay, everyone at home is going to be confused. | |
| Marcel, what did you do? I may have been drunk. | |
| I don't know. May have been interesting. | |
| Right. And we posted a picture of a drink that was a 1.25 and 3.25 Guinness. | |
| Called a Gonster. Called a Gonster. | |
| In our group chat. In our group chat. | |
| And in a moment... | |
| Of high-octane adrenaline running through my body, I challenged Tristan to a gonk throw. | |
| Yeah, that was stupid. Marcel, I can tell you right now it's going to end very badly for you. | |
| I don't know, bro. | |
| What do you mean you don't know? I don't know. | |
| What do you mean you don't know? Marcel, you're doubling down. | |
| This is not good. You're doubling down? | |
| You're doubling down. You know what? | |
| The camera's rolling, Marcel. | |
| No, seriously, Marcel. Do you remember? | |
| I've done this before. Oh, wow. | |
| Marcel, this is your one chance to back out. | |
| Shake the hand and apologize. | |
| And this is your one chance to back out in this contest. | |
| I'm ready when you are IT'S OVER | |
| IT'S OVER I go back down | |
| I go back down Shit. Let's go. | |
| Fuck it. Easy. He'll be here right tomorrow. | |
| Andrew, what's your take on this beef? | |
| Well, I don't drink. Marcel, any famous last words? | |
| For Tristan, you might point that camera that way. | |
| You better point that camera that way. | |
| Any last words, nigga? | |
| Tomorrow. There's a 99.999999% chance that you're eating that cold. | |
| I'm about to get some, and you know I'm putting it in the microwave. | |
| Is it cold? No, it's still hot for me. | |
| You're crazy. Did you see that the Monsters and the Guinness have been delivered? | |
| Oh, yeah. I saw them. | |
| Are you doing that tonight? No, no, no. | |
| We'll do it in a few days when Marcel's up to it. | |
| Marcel's up to the challenge. Marcel's never going to be up to the challenge. | |
| Oh, but he made the challenge. | |
| He didn't make the challenge. I do agree with you. | |
| Whenever Marcel's ready, He's just going to delay it until you force them to do it. | |
| I'm going to drink one tonight. Just drink one for fun. | |
| It's practice. That'll show him. | |
| There's no way you're eating that cold. | |
| I stole all from yesterday. I keep seeing comments on that TC episode where you put on my glasses. | |
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Glasses Transform Bailey
00:02:53
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| Everyone gives me shit for my glasses, but when you put mine on, Why do you wear such dorky little glasses? | |
| Because they make my skinny neck look bigger. | |
| It keeps the focus up here and not down here, you know? | |
| Everyone was complimenting you. | |
| They said you looked like super handsome in glasses and you should wear those. | |
| I know. I know. I'm like Superman. | |
| You know how Superman puts on glasses and looks like a different person? | |
| I can literally look like a different person. | |
| I might buy some glasses. | |
| Become glasses man. You can't become glasses man. | |
| I'm glasses man. You don't. | |
| I'd look more like... I would look more like Clark Kent than you if I shaved my face and put on glasses. | |
| I can't imagine you with the shaved face and glasses. | |
| I look vastly different. | |
| But I would look like Clark Kent from Superman if I shaved my face and put on glasses. | |
| I feel like you're doing that just to troll me. | |
| I'd look more like Bailey than Bailey. | |
| No, you don't. I'd look more like Bailey's brother than Andrew's brother. | |
| I look vastly different when I shave my face. | |
| I look like a different human being. | |
| It's comical. Big Bailey, eh? | |
| No, no. Maybe I should shave my face, put on some glasses and call myself Big Bailey. | |
| No, no. Would you look like Bailey with a shaved face in glasses? | |
| Yeah, I'd look loads like Bailey. Would you? | |
| This doesn't need to be a thing. | |
| I'm doing it. No, don't do a thing. | |
| It'll be interesting side by side, I won't lie. | |
| Alright, we're doing it. Big Bailey, loading. | |
| One hour later Hey Bailey, how you doing? | |
| I'm Bailey I'm the new Bailey | |
| Hahaha. | |
| I told you I don't know what to say. | |
| I told you we're ready. Hey there, Randy. | |
| Shut the f*** up. | |
| Your neck isn't skinny. Yeah, I know. | |
| My neck's bigger. How come your neck's not skinny anymore? | |
| It's the new glasses. Well, Bailey, you look a lot better. | |
| I must admit, you look taller, your neck's not skinny, well done. | |
| Praise Jesus. No, you can't do this. | |
| Who the f*** is this jerk-off? | |
| Dunno. Who's this guy? | |
| Tristan shaved his beard and got skinny and small. | |
| Nerd. Tristan. | |
| I don't know what to say. | |
| Can you admit the beard is a massive transformation? | |
| I genuinely don't know what to say. | |
| I'm kind of speechless. I told you. | |
| I feel like we could look, we look similar. | |
| I think we do, maybe. I'm Baby's brother. | |
| Wait. So we have Bailey and this guy. | |
| I don't know who this jerk is, but this is Bailey. | |
| Tall, thick-necked Bailey. | |
| You know I'm the real Bailey because I'm smoking a cigarette. | |
| And we have this guy. I told you I looked younger than you. | |
| You just didn't know you were in your face. | |
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You Quit, I Win
00:11:52
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| I can't get off the ground. | |
| But they call me the Superman lover, yeah. | |
| Say they call me the Superman lover, yeah. | |
| But something wrong. | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| I don't understand what is even worth filming right now. | |
| It's three guys chilling out, cool glasses of gold skirt. | |
| Is Nigel joining? I am actually. | |
| But there's no competition. | |
| We just like them, so we're just chilling. | |
| You said that last night. | |
| Who is we? We is not me. | |
| No, it's a royal we. Stop saying we. | |
| You can't say we, Marcel, because you're on your what? | |
| Four? You are on time out. | |
| You're on time out. We had a deal. | |
| We had a deal and you fucked me over live on camp. | |
| I'm just saying. But you decided to take the last one. | |
| Which was Gonksta Mixed with Fireblood. | |
| You decided. I suggested it. | |
| You took it. I'm gonna do it. | |
| Gonksta Mixed. I didn't even push you to do it. | |
| You just said, I'm gonna do it. | |
| So this is Marcel's fault. | |
| Fine. Cheers to Marcel. | |
| Let's go, Gonksta. Cheers. | |
| Cheers myself. | |
| Good man. | |
| Don't stop, pussy. | |
| Tell him. | |
| Slacks are always late. | |
| It was time to finish your gongster ten seconds ago, motherfuckers. | |
| Guys, I might pass out in a minute. | |
| No, I know what that is. | |
| I'll go to bed. You guys don't know? I'll go to bed. | |
| I know what it is. | |
| I have a nuclear weapon. | |
| I don't wanna see. | |
| Although I've never lost a game. | |
| I was waiting for one of you to beat me. | |
| Because this is unfair advantage for me. | |
| But I'm still ready to beat you. Bring it on. | |
| So I've never lost a game, but now you're never gonna beat me ever. | |
| No. | |
| It's Hello Kitty Uno. | |
| Now, I know you guys are scared. | |
| You're shook. I understand. | |
| I'm born on the street. Things are different where I'm from. | |
| Things are different. | |
| You can't burn my Hello Kitty Uno. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I've never lost a game with a normal card. | |
| What chance do you stand of beating me with Hello Kitty Uno? | |
| What chance? Not. | |
| Not. So I understand, if you're scared of the Hello Kitty cards, just say I'm scared. | |
| Just say I'm scared, I'll put them down with the normal cards. | |
| Be fair. It's fine. Just say you're scared. | |
| You look a bit scared. Are you scared? | |
| You look a bit shook. Are you scared? | |
| Are you scared, Marcel? Are you scared? | |
| Because you look relieved. You look a bit shook, Marcel. | |
| Or you want to put them into the Hello Kitty cards. | |
| I'm coming home. Oh, so now you're drinking it. | |
| Now the camera's on. I've been waiting on you forever to finish your gumster. | |
| Me and Najee got fresh ones here. | |
| And you're pretending you're... | |
| Now the camera's on and you're drinking it, yeah? | |
| You're just gonna act natural, right? You didn't get me. | |
| I got him. Yeah, how does that make you feel? | |
| How does it feel? I just found it. | |
| How do you feel bro? | |
| You can't feel good after that He's gone | |
| Wasted He's gone | |
| That was light speed He needs it | |
| You don't know what you saw Drinking drinks at me. How do you feel? | |
| Fine. No, you don't. | |
| Bro. You're fucked. | |
| Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. | |
| Oh my gosh, Flanders is getting involved. | |
| Diddly! | |
| I have to join you guys, don't I? | |
| Diddly! | |
| This is the worst house in the world. | |
| No, drinking and videoing, yes, it is. | |
| Ooh! That hurts! | |
| You're getting served! | |
| You're getting fucked! | |
| It hurts. Look at his face. | |
| Now you've all had a drink. | |
| I admit. You almost got me. | |
| If Alex does it, you got me. | |
| Alex! Alex! | |
| Alex! The mechanics of this house. | |
| Nothing makes sense. | |
| You make up shit as you go along. | |
| Nothing makes sense. But you lost those. | |
| See, look, you ran your mouth to me. | |
| Now you're gonna end up drinking all night, feeling like shit tomorrow. | |
| Let's go! Come on, let's go on. | |
| I can do this all day. | |
| I can do it all night. | |
| I'm too pink. Marcel, I can see you're a little bit of a body. | |
| Your confidence has grown. | |
| I swear to God, I'm so close. | |
| Let's go. Marcel, I have no pleasure in doing this anymore. | |
| I've lost my passion for the sport. | |
| So you want to bow out? | |
| Why don't you just- Let's go! | |
| Oh shit. You went a little bit too far there, Marcel. | |
| Marcel, you are the king of making stuff up. | |
| And if Marcel was a sentence, a catchphrase, it would be, my mouth writes checks that my ass can't catch. | |
| If Marcel was a catchphrase, that's what Marcel would be. | |
| Marcel, you just poked the bear. | |
| You poked the bear. | |
| That's your downfall. | |
| That's your... | |
| It's the world's ever first gum stagger I mean, it's chocolate ice cream trapped in some booze. | |
| Mmm. | |
| Mmm. | |
| It's chocolate. | |
| It's chocolate. | |
| Mmm. | |
| Mmm. | |
| It's going! | |
| I'm not saying it's going. | |
| It's going! | |
| It's going! | |
| I'm not saying it's going. | |
| Mmm. | |
| Karpoffo! | |
| You gotta lift the shot glass up to distract the booze. | |
| Another guns taker? No. | |
| Gonster? No. So you quit? | |
| All the talk and shit that I know. | |
| Marcel, you can't quit this early. | |
| So you quit and I win. Marcel, you can't quit this early. | |
| You quit and I win? The episode's just started. | |
| Seven Gonsters in. Seven Gonsters. | |
| You said you could only do five. | |
| Seven Gonsters in, plus we've had some- Three of fucking- Plus you had some brandies, I've had some whiskeys, and we've had some wines, remember? | |
| At that barbecue. You've had some brandies and whisky, so this is not- You can't quit, Marcel. | |
| It's not his seventh drink. | |
| We've been drinking since about 3pm. | |
| You had two- And it is currently what time? | |
| Uh, 2.30 in the morning. | |
| 12 hours. | |
| Marcel's song is... | |
| Mamaaaaaa Na na na na na | |
| Hey! | |
| You've got to sing it. | |
| Marcel, keep going. | |
| I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all. | |
| That is seven. | |
| Marcel. | |
| This is seven. | |
| Seven's a gold measure. | |
| Plus we have some brandy, some whiskey, a bunch of other drinks. | |
| We're doing alright. You do too, Marcel. | |
| It's good about Marcel. Versus. | |
| Yeah. Retribution. Retribution. | |
| He's going to be inspiring. | |
| Why are you mad at Marcel? | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Marcel is going there! | |
| Marcel, what did you say? He's going there! | |
| Yes or no? Can what? | |
| Can you be inspiring? Marcel! | |
| Marcel! Andrew, right now. | |
| Andrew, right now. | |
| Alright, after this competition, tomorrow we can spar. | |
| No problem. Why? What the fuck you called it? | |
| It's heavy. Gonstega. | |
| Gonstega? I think, you know, so what you have to understand is... | |
| So you can beat me in sparring. | |
| More specifically, let's go down, can beat me, undefeated. | |
| Marcel actually hasn't got a loss on his 21. | |
| 25 year friend. | |
| Can you beat me? | |
| Me. | |
| Bye. | |
| Tell the audience. Yes! | |
| 100% yes! | |
| This might be my last drink. | |
| Nah, myself, bro, if I'm in a bad way. | |
| You feeling alright? No. | |
| Nah, it's just not a bad day. I'm good. | |
| Hey, Marcel, yeah, I'm talking about it. | |
| Marcel, Marcel, one thing before you go, I'm just gonna tell you something. | |
| No running away. | |
| You have to quit now! | |
| Quit! Say you quit! | |
| Nice. Are you a dumbass? | |
| I told you to go to the floor. | |
| Lou, mate. | |
| Chill, mate. You good. | |
| I'm good. Did you throw up? | |
| No. You definitely threw up. | |
| So, do you quit? | |
| Say I quit and shake my hand. | |
| Marcel, we're just chilling. | |
| It's good. Right now, it's time to give up. | |
| Okay. Let me just say, I've tried my hardest to go full on With Tristan. | |
| Right now when they connect, right? | |
| I can't do that one. | |
| I'll be honest. So I'm winning. | |
| And you quit. | |
| I quit. You quit. | |
| I quit. It's always gonna be this way. | |
| The result was decided before the game even started, Marcel. | |
| It is what it is. | |
| I don't know why you started this game. | |
| I think you've got to do that as well, bro. | |
| Marcel, pound it. Pound it. | |
| No, I can't. I'll be honest with you, I can't. | |
| I do not have the capacity. | |
| What's that? So, if I win, that makes me the winner, yeah? | |
| Yes. And you lose, correct? | |
| Yes. That makes you... | |
| Come on, Marcel. | |
| Give me my two! | |
| Yes, Marcel. | |
| Give me my two. I'll attempt it. | |
| You lost your motherfucking mind every day. | |
| Come on, Marcel! | |
| I can't lie to you, I can't do two. | |
| Alright, so... | |
| So, I'm the winner and you are the... | |
| I'm the loser. Marcel! | |
| Don't ever fucking challenge me again. | |
| I've told you a hundred times. | |
| I done told you once, you son of a bitch. | |
| I'm the best there's ever been. | |
| Till tomorrow! | |
| Tristan, any final words? | |