What would Tate eat? Part 2 | Tate Confidential Ep 239
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You have to just outwork everyone all of the time.
And this idea that you can do anything else is ridiculous.
And another thing that's a big misconception about the world is this idea that there's experts in all these fields and every field is saturated.
I totally don't believe that.
I believe that's complete bullshit.
You can name any field.
You can take something as complicated as rocket science.
You give me an hour to read the right things and say the right things on camera.
And because I am Because I'm eloquent, because I can talk correctly, because I know how to get videos to go viral, because I can sit there and be entertaining and be charismatic, I can become a leading rocket scientist on the internet without knowing a fucking clue about how to put rockets in the sky.
And then what I can do, once I'm famous enough and known enough and have enough money, is hire people who do know how to put rockets in the fucking sky.
Because Elon can't build a fucking rocket!
Turn in the void, void, turn in the void, void, turn in the void, it makes me turn in the void, void, turn in the void,
turn in the void, it makes me turn.
Yeah, that's true.
That's the game.
That's the game. But you've got a guy who goes, I'm going to study rocket science.
He'll sit in his book all day and he'll read, read, read, read, and his teeth broke forever.
That's not the way. Yeah.
Then you're an employee. All the people who own the company don't have degrees.
Everyone who works for them has degrees. You've got to have a big, large knowledge of many different moving parts and you have to just be prepared to be an animal and take the risk.
That's the game. Alright, so, two hour evaluation, I feel like dog shit.
Why? How do you feel, Bailey?
Describe it. Weak.
Is this weakness in the room with you now?
Like, I'm shaky.
What is weakness? What is weakness?
I heard a story once about a man telling me about something called weakness and he described it to me.
And I tried my very best to envision it, but my mind couldn't possibly comprehend.
There's no way this is healthy.
I feel like total dog shit.
What is weak? What is weak?
Whatever I'm feeling right now.
Honestly, I really care how Bailey feels, and I think that all of us feel that we care how Bailey feels.
So, if this is making Bailey feel bad- You're transgender.
No one cares about your opinion. You're transgender.
It's all baby feels.
You mean gaily?
Okay, ladies. Alex, you're in last place.
You have no room to talk.
No room to talk, Alex.
You are so far behind.
Catch up and then tell me how you feel.
Alex, I'm still like three coffees ahead of you.
Okay, give me another one. Yeah.
Are you too weak to do this?
The only way to find out.
All right, give me a water.
Pass me water. Let's go. Pass me water, please.
All right, turn this around.
We have no room to be weak.
Now we're talking. Water, coffee, and nicotine.
Diet champions.
Maximum power. Back in the game.
Where's my coffee? Why do I have the light in here?
It's dark. Alright, predictions.
I'm a white boy, normally I go to bed very early.
I have a feeling, a very odd feeling that I'm not sleeping at all.
This is the infinite energy hack to life.
So it's not just about, oh, I can't sleep, I've had too much coffee.
No, it's the hydration, the nicotine, the caffeine, the hunger.
It's the infinite energy hack.
And you only have so many years you're going to live, so why are you going to spend half of them with your eyes closed?
You know who sleep all the time?
Babies. And you, Bailey the baby.
Like a gay boy. Three hours, wake up, need a piss really bad.
By the time you finish your super long piss, you're basically awake.
May as well have a cigar. Back in the game.
Coffee? Start all over again.
I'm gonna die. I'm pretty sure.
Today- What day is it today?
Tuesday. Tuesday is the day I die, I think.
It's- This is hard.
How do you feel? Like shit.
I don't even know how to explain it.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
It's terrible. It is terrible.
Lightheaded. Jittery.
You don't feel energized? Bro.
It makes no sense. My bladder's working double time today.
Oh, you needed a pee pee? Yeah.
You don't feel energized? No.
Don't you feel like powerful?
Complete opposite of powerful.
No food, just endless cigars, endless water, endless coffee.
This is a recipe for disaster.
Must suck to be you, friend.
I think I'll be bald like you by the end of the day.
All my hair is gonna fall out.
Perhaps. But I was built differently.
Do you understand? You're a little different.
Go ahead and put everyone together and then he said, let me just do this one different.
Alex, how do you feel? Bro, my hair is already formed.
I feel great! I feel fucking fantastic.
I'm ready for everything. Ready for a new car to turn up, ready to go to jail.
Ready to fuck a bitch, ready to fuck two.
Ready to fuck three. Ready for a fight, you name it.
I'm ready. I feel fucking great.
The reason you feel sick is because you don't smoke enough cigars, so if you smoke too many, you start being gay.
I know it's Pride Month, but fucking hell.
You need to be smoking more cigars all the time, and then all that lightheadedness goes away, and it's just pure power in your veins.
You know? My veins are full of power.
Powerful veins. My blood travels around my body at 300 miles an hour.
A nice high blood pressure, nice and healthy.
300 miles an hour, it flows through me.
If your car had low oil pressure, you'd be worried.
You want high pressure blood.
That's right. Pressurize yourself.
Cheers, friend.
Cheers.
Good morning.
No? Yeah.
No what? I'm not having pepper soup.
Marcel, this is African food.
Not for me. Not for Jamaicans.
Pepper soup is banging. Pepper soup in the UK is banging.
I don't know about this. This is something different.
I have bread. Andrew, pepper soup.
You said no Hello Kitty cereal.
So I got the next post-gangster food.
Pepper soup. Obviously Hello Kitty cereal is top tier.
Obviously. Why the fuck do you have Hello Kitty cereal?
Don't, no, it's not cool, it's not bad, it's not G. It's Hello Kitty, bro.
How else are you going to get big?
Don't get big on Hello Kitty series.
How else are you going to learn to fight? Not on Hello Kitty series.
How much have you had? Because I've eaten a lot, and we can showdown any time.
It's good for you. Your pepper soup is not good.
Why not? It's made of all the bits of the animal no one else wants.
It looks disgusting. So you have to.
So we have to. Yep.
That is the deal to be fair.
Delicious. We haven't had much water today, cans of water please.
Thanks. That's another coffee.
Let me go mark that house. I need to check the scoreboard, the standings.
I don't know how much water, how much coffee any of us have had, but it's been extreme.
Woo! Back in the game.
All those weaklings eating the expensive parts of the animal.
No, real men eat whatever the fuck this is.
Cow tongue, cow liver, cow intestines.
What else? Cow asshole, probably.
Probably. Give a fuck I'm built different.
I'll have the soup.
Mm-mm. Bruh.
Marcel. Mm-mm. Everything.
My diet day.
Yum. No idea what the fuck it is.
Marcel, that's copping out.
Don't fail at this stage.
You've been through all the cigars, all the coffee, and you're going to fail now.
Can you guys get some fucking meat, please?
Stop being cowards. If you can't handle this, how are you going to handle Hello Kitty cereal?
How do you ever get to the strong stuff if you can't do the basics?
That's right. This is going to make you stronger.
What do you want to eat? Let's go to a baseball game and have a hot dog, you fucking faggot.
A hot dog for a game. See?
This is real man's food.
I dare you to go deep into Nigeria, find Francis Ngannou's fucking cousin, and tell him this doesn't make you strong.
Want to think of a white boy? Go on.
Go on. What are you going to do?
You can't hit me I'll sue I'm eating the soup
If you bet her, you don't stand a fucking chance in hell without it.
We haven't had our fire blood today.
Got some right here, friend. Wait, you have some?
Yeah, there's still Christie's maybe some. I brought you some.
Alright, cool. Fire blood.
Andrew, this isn't a good idea. Why?
You and I both know...
That having fire blood too late in the day will keep you up all night and it is currently 8.59 p.m.
It's 9 o'clock. If we drink this right now...
I didn't hear you again. Say that one more time.
Andrew. Say it one more time or I didn't hear you.
Andrew, sleep is not a bad thing.
Say it again. Andrew, you need sleep.
If we have this right now...
Marcel! If we have this right now, we are not sleeping at all.
We've had 20 coffees today.
This is just going to be the nail in the coffin.
He wants to have fire blood at 9 p.m.
Because he forgot to take it earlier when he was supposed to.
Whose idea was this?
Nobody ever wanted to have fire blood.
This whole thing...
Not at any point has this thing been good.
No, and this is his day today.
I don't know how he's alive.
I don't know what the fuck my baby's doing.
Bro, absolutely disgusting.
Marcel, I brought two glasses, one for him, one for me, but he already had some, so...
One for you, one for me.
Fine. Fine?
Let's do it. Also, that's how much water we've all consumed today.
This is getting out of hand. No one can live like you.
Of course you can. No.
I'm barely making it through one day.
If I was to do this day after day after day, I'd be dead in a week.
Literally a week, I'd be dead.
That's great. You've eaten a bowl of pepper soup and half a plate of cake.
That's not normal.
This is what I do.
Every day. This isn't a joke.
This is actually real life. All you need is fire blood.
Oh my gosh. Alright, let's pour it up, Marcel.
Everything else is a bonus. As long as you have your fire blood, everything else is just extra.
Alright, boys. Fire blood.
Let's do it. Marcel.
One for you. Down the hatch.
Good man. Alex, one for you.
Oh Alex. Oh nice. Nice. One for me.
Jessica. Yep.
Cheers. Nice.
Put the switch on.
You're eyeballing that shit.
You're cheating. How am I cheating?
It's not my diet. But now you want it.
I don't say no to meat because I believe meat is power.
So you have to give me half of that, otherwise you're not sticking to my diet.
Bro, I'll give you half. I don't even want it.
So what, you're just trying to rebel against the system.
Andrew, you've had one bowl of pepper soup today.
Everyone has a steak to your diet, right? That's right, you have to cook everyone's steak now.
Oh, no, absolutely not.
I was going to order chicken wings.
Do it. But if I don't eat them, no one can eat them.
It's Andrew Diet Day. All right.
Andrew, you are eyeballing this steak.
Admit it, I'm a grill man. I don't say no to meat.
I will, I could eat it.
But now there's one, two, three, four of us who are sticking to it, so it's got to be in quarters.
So you cooked everyone a steak.
Screw them! They can't eat it.
They can eat their own steak. No, then you're breaking the system.
Only you can cook Bailey steaks.
Would you like some steak? No, no, it's fine.
If everyone doesn't get a quarter of that steak, it's fine.
We'll just start again tomorrow. Two, three, four, five.
Alright, how many of us? One, two, three, four.
There's five of us. I will cut this beautiful steak into five pieces.
Deal? I'll take a bite of meat.
No problem. Alright, cool.
Why are we playing Smash Bros?
Why are we not playing Smash Bros?
We're taking it back to house arrest days.
The defender of the house wins.
That was good. I'm the defender of the house and you three losers need to- Tell the world- How long it takes you to cook that?
Tell the world how banging my steaks are.
How long it takes you to cook it?
Don't worry about it. Longer it took me to eat it.
Bag it. It's good. And you know it's good.
It's great. It's great.
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