Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Gonster Or Go Home | Tate Confidential Ep 240
Aired: 2024-07-07
Duration: 19:03


=== Guinness Bet (04:17) ===

[00:00:00]  Why did you do that, Marston?
[00:00:13]  No, I was actually in a shisha bar and I had a couple drinks.
[00:00:17]  You said it and I was like...
[00:00:19]  And you thought you that brave and to challenge me.
[00:00:22]  Marcel, are you fucking insane?
[00:00:28]  It's a monster energy.
[00:00:30]  Can you beat me?
[00:00:31]  Oh Marcel, those are fighting words.
[00:00:34]  Bro, can you beat me, yes or no?
[00:00:35]  The answer is inequivocably yes.
[00:00:39]  I don't think so. I absolutely can.
[00:00:41]  I don't think so. So, bro, you can't beat me. So it's a Guinness, but a quarter Monster Energy drink.
[00:00:47]  It's more Guinness than...
[00:01:10]  Yeah, of course. Half it.
[00:01:11]  I thought it was half and a half.
[00:01:13]  Okay, everyone at home is going to be confused.
[00:01:15]  Marcel, what did you do? I may have been drunk.
[00:01:19]  I don't know. May have been interesting.
[00:01:23]  Right. And we posted a picture of a drink that was a 1.25 and 3.25 Guinness.
[00:01:30]  Called a Gonster. Called a Gonster.
[00:01:32]  In our group chat. In our group chat.
[00:01:35]  And in a moment...
[00:01:37]  Of high-octane adrenaline running through my body, I challenged Tristan to a gonk throw.
[00:01:45]  Yeah, that was stupid. Marcel, I can tell you right now it's going to end very badly for you.
[00:01:50]  I don't know, bro.
[00:01:52]  What do you mean you don't know? I don't know.
[00:01:54]  What do you mean you don't know? Marcel, you're doubling down.
[00:01:56]  This is not good. You're doubling down?
[00:01:57]  You're doubling down. You know what?
[00:01:59]  The camera's rolling, Marcel.
[00:02:01]  No, seriously, Marcel. Do you remember?
[00:02:02]  I've done this before. Oh, wow.
[00:02:04]  Marcel, this is your one chance to back out.
[00:02:08]  Shake the hand and apologize.
[00:02:10]  And this is your one chance to back out in this contest.
[00:02:13]  I'm ready when you are IT'S OVER
[00:02:16]  IT'S OVER I go back down
[00:02:20]  I go back down Shit. Let's go.
[00:02:25]  Fuck it. Easy. He'll be here right tomorrow.
[00:02:28]  Andrew, what's your take on this beef?
[00:02:32]  Well, I don't drink. Marcel, any famous last words?
[00:02:37]  For Tristan, you might point that camera that way.
[00:02:40]  You better point that camera that way.
[00:02:43]  Any last words, nigga?
[00:02:48]  Tomorrow. There's a 99.999999% chance that you're eating that cold.
[00:02:53]  I'm about to get some, and you know I'm putting it in the microwave.
[00:02:56]  Is it cold? No, it's still hot for me.
[00:02:59]  You're crazy. Did you see that the Monsters and the Guinness have been delivered?
[00:03:04]  Oh, yeah. I saw them.
[00:03:06]  Are you doing that tonight? No, no, no.
[00:03:07]  We'll do it in a few days when Marcel's up to it.
[00:03:10]  Marcel's up to the challenge. Marcel's never going to be up to the challenge.
[00:03:13]  Oh, but he made the challenge.
[00:03:14]  He didn't make the challenge. I do agree with you.
[00:03:16]  Whenever Marcel's ready, He's just going to delay it until you force them to do it.
[00:03:20]  I'm going to drink one tonight. Just drink one for fun.
[00:03:22]  It's practice. That'll show him.
[00:03:25]  There's no way you're eating that cold.
[00:03:27]  I stole all from yesterday. I keep seeing comments on that TC episode where you put on my glasses.

=== Glasses Transform Bailey (02:53) ===

[00:04:17]  Everyone gives me shit for my glasses, but when you put mine on, Why do you wear such dorky little glasses?
[00:04:24]  Because they make my skinny neck look bigger.
[00:04:27]  It keeps the focus up here and not down here, you know?
[00:04:32]  Everyone was complimenting you.
[00:04:33]  They said you looked like super handsome in glasses and you should wear those.
[00:04:36]  I know. I know. I'm like Superman.
[00:04:37]  You know how Superman puts on glasses and looks like a different person?
[00:04:40]  I can literally look like a different person.
[00:04:42]  I might buy some glasses.
[00:04:45]  Become glasses man. You can't become glasses man.
[00:04:48]  I'm glasses man. You don't.
[00:04:49]  I'd look more like... I would look more like Clark Kent than you if I shaved my face and put on glasses.
[00:04:56]  I can't imagine you with the shaved face and glasses.
[00:04:58]  I look vastly different.
[00:05:00]  But I would look like Clark Kent from Superman if I shaved my face and put on glasses.
[00:05:03]  I feel like you're doing that just to troll me.
[00:05:06]  I'd look more like Bailey than Bailey.
[00:05:08]  No, you don't. I'd look more like Bailey's brother than Andrew's brother.
[00:05:12]  I look vastly different when I shave my face.
[00:05:15]  I look like a different human being.
[00:05:17]  It's comical. Big Bailey, eh?
[00:05:20]  No, no. Maybe I should shave my face, put on some glasses and call myself Big Bailey.
[00:05:25]  No, no. Would you look like Bailey with a shaved face in glasses?
[00:05:28]  Yeah, I'd look loads like Bailey. Would you?
[00:05:31]  This doesn't need to be a thing.
[00:05:34]  I'm doing it. No, don't do a thing.
[00:05:35]  It'll be interesting side by side, I won't lie.
[00:05:37]  Alright, we're doing it. Big Bailey, loading.
[00:05:39]  One hour later Hey Bailey, how you doing?
[00:05:43]  I'm Bailey I'm the new Bailey
[00:05:51]  Hahaha.
[00:05:56]  I told you I don't know what to say.
[00:05:58]  I told you we're ready. Hey there, Randy.
[00:06:09]  Shut the f*** up.
[00:06:11]  Your neck isn't skinny. Yeah, I know.
[00:06:12]  My neck's bigger. How come your neck's not skinny anymore?
[00:06:15]  It's the new glasses. Well, Bailey, you look a lot better.
[00:06:18]  I must admit, you look taller, your neck's not skinny, well done.
[00:06:20]  Praise Jesus. No, you can't do this.
[00:06:24]  Who the f*** is this jerk-off?
[00:06:27]  Dunno. Who's this guy?
[00:06:28]  Tristan shaved his beard and got skinny and small.
[00:06:31]  Nerd. Tristan.
[00:06:34]  I don't know what to say.
[00:06:37]  Can you admit the beard is a massive transformation?
[00:06:40]  I genuinely don't know what to say.
[00:06:41]  I'm kind of speechless. I told you.
[00:06:43]  I feel like we could look, we look similar.
[00:06:47]  I think we do, maybe. I'm Baby's brother.
[00:06:49]  Wait. So we have Bailey and this guy.
[00:06:56]  I don't know who this jerk is, but this is Bailey.
[00:06:59]  Tall, thick-necked Bailey.
[00:07:00]  You know I'm the real Bailey because I'm smoking a cigarette.
[00:07:02]  And we have this guy. I told you I looked younger than you.
[00:07:09]  You just didn't know you were in your face.

=== You Quit, I Win (11:52) ===

[00:07:11]  I can't get off the ground.
[00:07:14]  But they call me the Superman lover, yeah.
[00:07:19]  Say they call me the Superman lover, yeah.
[00:07:24]  But something wrong.
[00:07:29]  I'm just kidding.
[00:07:31]  I don't understand what is even worth filming right now.
[00:07:35]  It's three guys chilling out, cool glasses of gold skirt.
[00:07:37]  Is Nigel joining? I am actually.
[00:07:40]  But there's no competition.
[00:07:42]  We just like them, so we're just chilling.
[00:07:44]  You said that last night.
[00:07:45]  Who is we? We is not me.
[00:07:48]  No, it's a royal we. Stop saying we.
[00:07:51]  You can't say we, Marcel, because you're on your what?
[00:07:54]  Four? You are on time out.
[00:07:55]  You're on time out. We had a deal.
[00:07:58]  We had a deal and you fucked me over live on camp.
[00:08:02]  I'm just saying. But you decided to take the last one.
[00:08:06]  Which was Gonksta Mixed with Fireblood.
[00:08:08]  You decided. I suggested it.
[00:08:11]  You took it. I'm gonna do it.
[00:08:12]  Gonksta Mixed. I didn't even push you to do it.
[00:08:15]  You just said, I'm gonna do it.
[00:08:16]  So this is Marcel's fault.
[00:08:18]  Fine. Cheers to Marcel.
[00:08:19]  Let's go, Gonksta. Cheers.
[00:08:21]  Cheers myself.
[00:08:22]  Good man.
[00:08:30]  Don't stop, pussy.
[00:08:34]  Tell him.
[00:08:37]  Slacks are always late.
[00:08:38]  It was time to finish your gongster ten seconds ago, motherfuckers.
[00:08:43]  Guys, I might pass out in a minute.
[00:08:45]  No, I know what that is.
[00:08:47]  I'll go to bed. You guys don't know? I'll go to bed.
[00:08:49]  I know what it is.
[00:08:49]  I have a nuclear weapon.
[00:08:50]  I don't wanna see.
[00:08:52]  Although I've never lost a game.
[00:08:54]  I was waiting for one of you to beat me.
[00:08:56]  Because this is unfair advantage for me.
[00:08:58]  But I'm still ready to beat you. Bring it on.
[00:09:00]  So I've never lost a game, but now you're never gonna beat me ever.
[00:09:02]  No.
[00:09:04]  It's Hello Kitty Uno.
[00:09:06]  Now, I know you guys are scared.
[00:09:10]  You're shook. I understand.
[00:09:13]  I'm born on the street. Things are different where I'm from.
[00:09:16]  Things are different.
[00:09:17]  You can't burn my Hello Kitty Uno.
[00:09:20]  Thank you.
[00:09:22]  I've never lost a game with a normal card.
[00:09:25]  What chance do you stand of beating me with Hello Kitty Uno?
[00:09:28]  What chance? Not.
[00:09:37]  Not. So I understand, if you're scared of the Hello Kitty cards, just say I'm scared.
[00:09:42]  Just say I'm scared, I'll put them down with the normal cards.
[00:09:45]  Be fair. It's fine. Just say you're scared.
[00:09:47]  You look a bit scared. Are you scared?
[00:09:49]  You look a bit shook. Are you scared?
[00:09:51]  Are you scared, Marcel? Are you scared?
[00:09:53]  Because you look relieved. You look a bit shook, Marcel.
[00:09:55]  Or you want to put them into the Hello Kitty cards.
[00:09:58]  I'm coming home. Oh, so now you're drinking it.
[00:10:11]  Now the camera's on. I've been waiting on you forever to finish your gumster.
[00:10:15]  Me and Najee got fresh ones here.
[00:10:17]  And you're pretending you're...
[00:10:18]  Now the camera's on and you're drinking it, yeah?
[00:10:21]  You're just gonna act natural, right? You didn't get me.
[00:10:24]  I got him. Yeah, how does that make you feel?
[00:10:27]  How does it feel? I just found it.
[00:10:29]  How do you feel bro?
[00:10:31]  You can't feel good after that He's gone
[00:10:35]  Wasted He's gone
[00:10:39]  That was light speed He needs it
[00:10:43]  You don't know what you saw Drinking drinks at me. How do you feel?
[00:10:48]  Fine. No, you don't.
[00:10:50]  Bro. You're fucked.
[00:10:55]  Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
[00:10:57]  Oh my gosh, Flanders is getting involved.
[00:11:03]  Diddly!
[00:11:05]  I have to join you guys, don't I?
[00:11:09]  Diddly!
[00:11:10]  This is the worst house in the world.
[00:11:12]  No, drinking and videoing, yes, it is.
[00:11:15]  Ooh! That hurts!
[00:11:17]  You're getting served!
[00:11:18]  You're getting fucked!
[00:11:21]  It hurts. Look at his face.
[00:11:24]  Now you've all had a drink.
[00:11:27]  I admit. You almost got me.
[00:11:29]  If Alex does it, you got me.
[00:11:30]  Alex! Alex!
[00:11:32]  Alex! The mechanics of this house.
[00:11:35]  Nothing makes sense.
[00:11:37]  You make up shit as you go along.
[00:11:40]  Nothing makes sense. But you lost those.
[00:11:42]  See, look, you ran your mouth to me.
[00:11:44]  Now you're gonna end up drinking all night, feeling like shit tomorrow.
[00:11:47]  Let's go! Come on, let's go on.
[00:11:51]  I can do this all day.
[00:11:53]  I can do it all night.
[00:11:54]  I'm too pink. Marcel, I can see you're a little bit of a body.
[00:12:01]  Your confidence has grown.
[00:12:03]  I swear to God, I'm so close.
[00:12:04]  Let's go. Marcel, I have no pleasure in doing this anymore.
[00:12:08]  I've lost my passion for the sport.
[00:12:10]  So you want to bow out?
[00:12:13]  Why don't you just- Let's go!
[00:12:15]  Oh shit. You went a little bit too far there, Marcel.
[00:12:20]  Marcel, you are the king of making stuff up.
[00:12:25]  And if Marcel was a sentence, a catchphrase, it would be, my mouth writes checks that my ass can't catch.
[00:12:33]  If Marcel was a catchphrase, that's what Marcel would be.
[00:12:38]  Marcel, you just poked the bear.
[00:12:40]  You poked the bear.
[00:12:46]  That's your downfall.
[00:12:48]  That's your...
[00:12:49]  It's the world's ever first gum stagger I mean, it's chocolate ice cream trapped in some booze.
[00:13:06]  Mmm.
[00:13:07]  Mmm.
[00:13:08]  It's chocolate.
[00:13:09]  It's chocolate.
[00:13:10]  Mmm.
[00:13:11]  Mmm.
[00:13:12]  It's going!
[00:13:13]  I'm not saying it's going.
[00:13:14]  It's going!
[00:13:15]  It's going!
[00:13:16]  I'm not saying it's going.
[00:13:23]  Mmm.
[00:13:24]  Karpoffo!
[00:13:25]  You gotta lift the shot glass up to distract the booze.
[00:13:32]  Another guns taker? No.
[00:13:35]  Gonster? No. So you quit?
[00:13:37]  All the talk and shit that I know.
[00:13:38]  Marcel, you can't quit this early.
[00:13:40]  So you quit and I win. Marcel, you can't quit this early.
[00:13:42]  You quit and I win? The episode's just started.
[00:13:44]  Seven Gonsters in. Seven Gonsters.
[00:13:46]  You said you could only do five.
[00:13:48]  Seven Gonsters in, plus we've had some- Three of fucking- Plus you had some brandies, I've had some whiskeys, and we've had some wines, remember?
[00:13:55]  At that barbecue. You've had some brandies and whisky, so this is not- You can't quit, Marcel.
[00:13:58]  It's not his seventh drink.
[00:14:00]  We've been drinking since about 3pm.
[00:14:02]  You had two- And it is currently what time?
[00:14:05]  Uh, 2.30 in the morning.
[00:14:07]  12 hours.
[00:14:08]  Marcel's song is...
[00:14:09]  Mamaaaaaa Na na na na na
[00:14:12]  Hey!
[00:14:13]  You've got to sing it.
[00:14:14]  Marcel, keep going.
[00:14:16]  I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
[00:14:21]  That is seven.
[00:14:23]  Marcel.
[00:14:24]  This is seven.
[00:14:25]  Seven's a gold measure.
[00:14:26]  Plus we have some brandy, some whiskey, a bunch of other drinks.
[00:14:29]  We're doing alright. You do too, Marcel.
[00:14:31]  It's good about Marcel. Versus.
[00:14:33]  Yeah. Retribution. Retribution.
[00:14:36]  He's going to be inspiring.
[00:14:37]  Why are you mad at Marcel?
[00:14:39]  Oh my god!
[00:14:41]  Marcel is going there!
[00:14:42]  Marcel, what did you say? He's going there!
[00:14:45]  Yes or no? Can what?
[00:14:47]  Can you be inspiring? Marcel!
[00:14:50]  Marcel! Andrew, right now.
[00:14:53]  Andrew, right now.
[00:14:54]  Alright, after this competition, tomorrow we can spar.
[00:14:57]  No problem. Why? What the fuck you called it?
[00:15:00]  It's heavy. Gonstega.
[00:15:03]  Gonstega? I think, you know, so what you have to understand is...
[00:15:07]  So you can beat me in sparring.
[00:15:11]  More specifically, let's go down, can beat me, undefeated.
[00:15:19]  Marcel actually hasn't got a loss on his 21.
[00:15:22]  25 year friend.
[00:15:24]  Can you beat me?
[00:15:28]  Me.
[00:15:28]  Bye.
[00:15:30]  Tell the audience. Yes!
[00:15:34]  100% yes!
[00:15:37]  This might be my last drink.
[00:15:40]  Nah, myself, bro, if I'm in a bad way.
[00:15:42]  You feeling alright? No.
[00:15:43]  Nah, it's just not a bad day. I'm good.
[00:15:46]  Hey, Marcel, yeah, I'm talking about it.
[00:15:48]  Marcel, Marcel, one thing before you go, I'm just gonna tell you something.
[00:15:54]  No running away.
[00:15:56]  You have to quit now!
[00:16:00]  Quit! Say you quit!
[00:16:05]  Nice. Are you a dumbass?
[00:16:13]  I told you to go to the floor.
[00:16:20]  Lou, mate.
[00:16:21]  Chill, mate. You good.
[00:16:35]  I'm good. Did you throw up?
[00:16:37]  No. You definitely threw up.
[00:16:42]  So, do you quit?
[00:16:45]  Say I quit and shake my hand.
[00:16:49]  Marcel, we're just chilling.
[00:16:51]  It's good. Right now, it's time to give up.
[00:16:54]  Okay. Let me just say, I've tried my hardest to go full on With Tristan.
[00:17:04]  Right now when they connect, right?
[00:17:06]  I can't do that one.
[00:17:08]  I'll be honest. So I'm winning.
[00:17:16]  And you quit.
[00:17:19]  I quit. You quit.
[00:17:20]  I quit. It's always gonna be this way.
[00:17:30]  The result was decided before the game even started, Marcel.
[00:17:36]  It is what it is.
[00:17:39]  I don't know why you started this game.
[00:17:41]  I think you've got to do that as well, bro.
[00:17:44]  Marcel, pound it. Pound it.
[00:17:46]  No, I can't. I'll be honest with you, I can't.
[00:17:49]  I do not have the capacity.
[00:17:53]  What's that? So, if I win, that makes me the winner, yeah?
[00:18:06]  Yes. And you lose, correct?
[00:18:08]  Yes. That makes you...
[00:18:12]  Come on, Marcel.
[00:18:16]  Give me my two!
[00:18:20]  Yes, Marcel.
[00:18:23]  Give me my two. I'll attempt it.
[00:18:27]  You lost your motherfucking mind every day.
[00:18:34]  Come on, Marcel!
[00:18:36]  I can't lie to you, I can't do two.
[00:18:39]  Alright, so...
[00:18:40]  So, I'm the winner and you are the...
[00:18:43]  I'm the loser. Marcel!
[00:18:47]  Don't ever fucking challenge me again.
[00:18:49]  I've told you a hundred times.
[00:18:51]  I done told you once, you son of a bitch.
[00:18:53]  I'm the best there's ever been.
[00:18:55]  Till tomorrow!
[00:19:02]  Tristan, any final words?