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July 3, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
14:30
What would Tate eat? | Tate Confidential Ep 238
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Alright, so you just got up.
We're all getting around.
I'm low-key terrified.
Because you said that today's the day.
Where's your coffee?
I'm on number one. We don't need cigars first thing in the morning.
No other way! Vitamin C! Everyone knows the importance of vitamin C. What does cigar begin with?
C. That's right.
Coffee, cigars. Now, unfortunately, two of my females are asleep and my waiter is not here yet.
He doesn't start for 45 minutes, so we're just gonna have some more water.
I've not even finished my two liters.
I know it's Pride Month, but you're gonna have to up your game, okay?
Come out of the closet, drink your water, have your latency.
It's good for you. You're going to feel great today.
You're never going to have felt this energized in your life.
It's going to be amazing.
After we have two or three coffees, we can have our fire blood.
Alex, we're going to die.
We're actually going to die.
I do this every day. I know you do.
This is how I eat every day.
It's not special. Everyone makes fun of me.
I eat every day. But when we fight, how come I win?
I have no rebuttal to that.
You've had two liters of water.
Now we're about to have...
How much is in these?
I don't even know. Six of these make two liters.
Three of these make a liter. 330 milliliters.
And you have 30 a day.
At least. You're going to overdose on water.
I'm not gay. I don't die from water.
Sorry.
And that's Pride Month, Bailey.
Can you stop being gay and smoke a cigar?
Come on, buddy.
Nice. Well done.
I'm going to throw up. You know what?
Nothing seems better to me right now than washing down my water with some fresh water.
Tell me about it. Now you're talking.
Let's go. I'll swallow your smoke.
Makes you strong. Alex, your turn.
Alex, that two liters is full.
Full, Alex. I'm going to drink two liters.
Alex! Alex, I just did it.
You do it. I will do it half and half.
Alex, there's no... No, you're going to drink it.
My mind's been done.
The first five minutes. Bam!
Okay, five minutes. There's no half measures.
Full measures are going to be...
Alex, f*** off.
I just did it in 30 seconds.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
of war.
I'm not going to lie.
Five meters more. I need five meters more.
Why? It's hard.
I'm not trained to drink like this water.
For me neither!
Alright, he's one can down, two liters down.
He's literally gonna need to film me, film everyone else.
Well, I trust the consumption chance.
Tristan can live my diet, no problem.
I know he can, but I'm documenting it.
I finished my water.
Whose water is still full? Alex.
I'm smoking. I'm not complaining.
Alex, that's how a hero does it.
Two liters down.
15 seconds.
Let's go, T. Let's go!
Alex, quit being a little bitch.
Drink your water. Alex, finish your water.
Keeping score.
And I... Now I have a can down, two liters down, one coffee down.
Let's do this. Alex has not finished his water.
No, Alex has not finished his water.
Bullion. Almost done. Tristan, I've got a tally system going.
What have you had today? These cigars are very, very good, so we have to finish all of it.
Yeah. What have I had today? I actually woke up at 6.30, so I actually had two coffees that made me.
We're ready for me. For two coffees.
And some water from, like, this much of a bottle.
But now you see why that's not a possible thing.
Tristan, you pounded two liters in a matter of seconds.
My man, that a boy, that a boy.
Also known to eat from plates and other plates.
Top of the morning to ya.
Top of the morning. Mmm!
That's all. Right.
Now it's time to start.
Caffeine with nicotine.
Equals protein. Coffee one, done.
Don't worry. Coffee's coming for everybody.
Can't warn them too Nice
Oh Oh
I'm falling down.
Oh my god. Thank you very much.
All coffees, yeah. Look.
That's fine. Just leave them like that.
Just leave the tray. I'm gonna wait 15 minutes till it's cold and neck it in one.
Alex, you are super behind.
What do you mean? You're one coffee behind.
You're one can of water behind. Ah, it's true.
It's true. But then it's not a problem.
The hardest part was to drink these two liters.
Not gonna lie, that was kind of hard.
My diet is designed to make me as irritable as possible.
Maximum stress.
So lots of caffeine, lots of nicotine, hunger, but hydrated.
But very irritable.
On edge. You know?
Because that's how you get things done.
It's how you fight the best. It's how you lift the most weights.
It's how you do the most work. Everyone's so busy going through life trying to find this peace and happiness bullshit.
If I eat a nice meal, have a nice breakfast, then I can sit and relax and enjoy the sunshine.
Like a fucking faggot.
No. I'm hungry.
I'm full of caffeine.
I'm full of nicotine. I've got problems to fix.
I'm smoking my cigar. I need more caffeine and more nicotine.
I need to be jittery. You know?
For the fast twitch.
Do you understand? I have engineered my diet to make me as pissed off as possible.
My testosterone level is off the charts.
I'm sure my blood's full of cortisol and it feels great.
Fire blood. My diet is the reason why my testosterone level on that stupid chart, which I don't even understand, between 7 and 29 for the normal range, is 34 or whatever it is.
Because of my diet. Of course it is.
Because my diet is designed to make me want to kill.
And I do want to kill him.
All of the time. That's how you get ahead, Bailey.
That's how you get ahead. You can't be bound by your morals.
You white people don't get this.
Us brown people understand.
You're all sitting around in morality.
Fuck that crap off.
You could fix your border crisis with a little bit of...
You could! It has nothing to do with diet.
You start talking about diet. What's this rant?
If the white man was on my diet, they'd fix their border crisis with bullets.
Two or three snipers, done.
Instead, you're sitting around going, we can't just shoot them.
Had a nice breakfast this morning.
Let's use the water cannons.
And then they sit and say, oh, you're all barbaric, you people.
We use water cannons.
We're nice, moral, good people who had our sunny-side-up eggs.
But we're invading you. We're going to take over.
You understand? The people who are coming to your border are hungry.
Pissed off. You're sitting around with full bellies.
Can't win. Not in the long run.
No, sir. So you keep fucking having your porridge oats, you little fag.
And my people are gonna stay hungry and stay motivated to conquer your shit.
You built the entire modern world, you white Europeans.
Gave it to us. Thanks!
Didn't build nothing. Thanks.
Turned up yet. Where's the welfare?
Where's the house? Good morning.
Morning. What's the play?
You have to catch up, bro. How far behind am I? This is just a normal day for me.
We're not being crazy. I'm not Tristan.
This is just my normal diet.
Your two cans or three cans of water.
Two liter bottle. I'll...
I'm the judge here. Okay.
So first of all, you need a two liter bottle of water.
You have to drink it as fast as possible.
Start your day. It's Andrew's diet day.
It's Andrew's diet day. So you need a two liter bottle of water.
You need cans of water. You need a cigar.
You need about two or three coffees. If you want to catch up, I have to catch up.
Right now. Two liters of water.
One can of water.
And one coffee.
And you have to start a cigar. So one coffee.
Nice. One can of what?
Water. Yeah, you gotta start with the two liters before you do anything before anything good man Coffee number three I'm not gonna lie my stomach kind of hurts It does.
I feel physically ill.
It's Andrew's cameraman. Yeah.
I don't know you. I don't know.
Who are you? Never heard of her.
Stranger. Like, all the way.
Bro, we all did it. What the fuck?
I did mine in about, what do you think, 12, 13 seconds?
15 seconds max. It takes me three or four minutes.
I don't do it quick. It's all a race, guys.
We're not in a race.
It's just my diet.
You don't have to race it, but you do have to do it.
Am I allowed to have additional things, like gonsters?
So I have to stick to your diet?
I can't do your diet and also have shots of tequila.
Just checking. Oh my god.
You did that in 10 seconds?
Yeah. Yes, I might. The fuck?
Scared of war. I'm ready for war!
American government's coming for me.
Come! Come!
Coffee, cigar? Come!
Puppy tail!
Give a fuck.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Never lost a game.
I feel like shit.
Bro, war is good for you.
No, no, you took pass. After you start the coffee and the smoke, it's good.
You know this is my second one, Marcel.
No, Marcel finished. Is it?
Is it? Let me see.
Yeah.
It's 50-50.
Ah, all right.
Not bad.
My redemption, kids.
Alright, so there's a gallon of water down.
Are you? Are you?
That doesn't make sense, what the fuck?
Life is made up of days.
One year, one month, one decade.
The biggest buildings were built one brick at a time.
You need to stop getting lost.
You need to hold yourself accountable every step of the way.
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