Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - What would Tate eat? | Tate Confidential Ep 238
Aired: 2024-07-03
Duration: 14:30


=== Two Liters of Water (13:57) ===

[00:00:00]  Alright, so you just got up.
[00:00:10]  We're all getting around.
[00:00:12]  I'm low-key terrified.
[00:00:14]  Because you said that today's the day.
[00:00:20]  Where's your coffee?
[00:00:25]  I'm on number one. We don't need cigars first thing in the morning.
[00:00:54]  No other way! Vitamin C! Everyone knows the importance of vitamin C. What does cigar begin with?
[00:01:00]  C. That's right.
[00:01:01]  Coffee, cigars. Now, unfortunately, two of my females are asleep and my waiter is not here yet.
[00:01:07]  He doesn't start for 45 minutes, so we're just gonna have some more water.
[00:01:11]  I've not even finished my two liters.
[00:01:14]  I know it's Pride Month, but you're gonna have to up your game, okay?
[00:01:19]  Come out of the closet, drink your water, have your latency.
[00:01:24]  It's good for you. You're going to feel great today.
[00:01:27]  You're never going to have felt this energized in your life.
[00:01:29]  It's going to be amazing.
[00:01:30]  After we have two or three coffees, we can have our fire blood.
[00:01:35]  Alex, we're going to die.
[00:01:37]  We're actually going to die.
[00:01:39]  I do this every day. I know you do.
[00:01:40]  This is how I eat every day.
[00:01:42]  It's not special. Everyone makes fun of me.
[00:01:43]  I eat every day. But when we fight, how come I win?
[00:01:50]  I have no rebuttal to that.
[00:01:53]  You've had two liters of water.
[00:01:57]  Now we're about to have...
[00:01:58]  How much is in these?
[00:01:59]  I don't even know. Six of these make two liters.
[00:02:02]  Three of these make a liter. 330 milliliters.
[00:02:04]  And you have 30 a day.
[00:02:05]  At least. You're going to overdose on water.
[00:02:08]  I'm not gay. I don't die from water.
[00:02:11]  Sorry.
[00:02:12]  And that's Pride Month, Bailey.
[00:02:14]  Can you stop being gay and smoke a cigar?
[00:02:41]  Come on, buddy.
[00:02:43]  Nice. Well done.
[00:02:48]  I'm going to throw up. You know what?
[00:02:52]  Nothing seems better to me right now than washing down my water with some fresh water.
[00:02:57]  Tell me about it. Now you're talking.
[00:03:01]  Let's go. I'll swallow your smoke.
[00:03:04]  Makes you strong. Alex, your turn.
[00:03:07]  Alex, that two liters is full.
[00:03:10]  Full, Alex. I'm going to drink two liters.
[00:03:12]  Alex! Alex, I just did it.
[00:03:15]  You do it. I will do it half and half.
[00:03:19]  Alex, there's no... No, you're going to drink it.
[00:03:20]  My mind's been done.
[00:03:22]  The first five minutes. Bam!
[00:03:24]  Okay, five minutes. There's no half measures.
[00:03:26]  Full measures are going to be...
[00:03:27]  Alex, f*** off.
[00:03:29]  I just did it in 30 seconds.
[00:03:31]  Oh my god.
[00:03:33]  I'm gonna do it.
[00:03:35]  I'm gonna do it.
[00:03:57]  of war.
[00:03:59]  I'm not going to lie.
[00:04:01]  Five meters more. I need five meters more.
[00:04:04]  Why? It's hard.
[00:04:07]  I'm not trained to drink like this water.
[00:04:08]  For me neither!
[00:04:10]  Alright, he's one can down, two liters down.
[00:04:15]  He's literally gonna need to film me, film everyone else.
[00:04:20]  Well, I trust the consumption chance.
[00:04:22]  Tristan can live my diet, no problem.
[00:04:24]  I know he can, but I'm documenting it.
[00:04:26]  I finished my water.
[00:04:30]  Whose water is still full? Alex.
[00:04:34]  I'm smoking. I'm not complaining.
[00:04:37]  Alex, that's how a hero does it.
[00:04:42]  Two liters down.
[00:04:43]  15 seconds.
[00:04:45]  Let's go, T. Let's go!
[00:04:51]  Alex, quit being a little bitch.
[00:04:52]  Drink your water. Alex, finish your water.
[00:05:07]  Keeping score.
[00:05:09]  And I... Now I have a can down, two liters down, one coffee down.
[00:05:16]  Let's do this. Alex has not finished his water.
[00:05:19]  No, Alex has not finished his water.
[00:05:20]  Bullion. Almost done. Tristan, I've got a tally system going.
[00:05:28]  What have you had today? These cigars are very, very good, so we have to finish all of it.
[00:05:33]  Yeah. What have I had today? I actually woke up at 6.30, so I actually had two coffees that made me.
[00:05:38]  We're ready for me. For two coffees.
[00:05:41]  And some water from, like, this much of a bottle.
[00:05:45]  But now you see why that's not a possible thing.
[00:05:48]  Tristan, you pounded two liters in a matter of seconds.
[00:05:51]  My man, that a boy, that a boy.
[00:05:53]  Also known to eat from plates and other plates.
[00:05:56]  Top of the morning to ya.
[00:06:15]  Top of the morning. Mmm!
[00:06:21]  That's all. Right.
[00:06:26]  Now it's time to start.
[00:06:27]  Caffeine with nicotine.
[00:06:32]  Equals protein. Coffee one, done.
[00:06:37]  Don't worry. Coffee's coming for everybody.
[00:06:41]  Can't warn them too Nice
[00:06:49]  Oh Oh
[00:06:53]  I'm falling down.
[00:06:57]  Oh my god. Thank you very much.
[00:07:02]  All coffees, yeah. Look.
[00:07:04]  That's fine. Just leave them like that.
[00:07:05]  Just leave the tray. I'm gonna wait 15 minutes till it's cold and neck it in one.
[00:07:26]  Alex, you are super behind.
[00:07:29]  What do you mean? You're one coffee behind.
[00:07:31]  You're one can of water behind. Ah, it's true.
[00:07:34]  It's true. But then it's not a problem.
[00:07:38]  The hardest part was to drink these two liters.
[00:07:42]  Not gonna lie, that was kind of hard.
[00:07:44]  My diet is designed to make me as irritable as possible.
[00:07:48]  Maximum stress.
[00:07:51]  So lots of caffeine, lots of nicotine, hunger, but hydrated.
[00:07:55]  But very irritable.
[00:07:57]  On edge. You know?
[00:07:59]  Because that's how you get things done.
[00:08:01]  It's how you fight the best. It's how you lift the most weights.
[00:08:03]  It's how you do the most work. Everyone's so busy going through life trying to find this peace and happiness bullshit.
[00:08:08]  If I eat a nice meal, have a nice breakfast, then I can sit and relax and enjoy the sunshine.
[00:08:12]  Like a fucking faggot.
[00:08:14]  No. I'm hungry.
[00:08:16]  I'm full of caffeine.
[00:08:17]  I'm full of nicotine. I've got problems to fix.
[00:08:20]  I'm smoking my cigar. I need more caffeine and more nicotine.
[00:08:23]  I need to be jittery. You know?
[00:08:25]  For the fast twitch.
[00:08:28]  Do you understand? I have engineered my diet to make me as pissed off as possible.
[00:08:33]  My testosterone level is off the charts.
[00:08:37]  I'm sure my blood's full of cortisol and it feels great.
[00:08:41]  Fire blood. My diet is the reason why my testosterone level on that stupid chart, which I don't even understand, between 7 and 29 for the normal range, is 34 or whatever it is.
[00:08:52]  Because of my diet. Of course it is.
[00:08:54]  Because my diet is designed to make me want to kill.
[00:08:58]  And I do want to kill him.
[00:08:59]  All of the time. That's how you get ahead, Bailey.
[00:09:03]  That's how you get ahead. You can't be bound by your morals.
[00:09:07]  You white people don't get this.
[00:09:09]  Us brown people understand.
[00:09:10]  You're all sitting around in morality.
[00:09:13]  Fuck that crap off.
[00:09:15]  You could fix your border crisis with a little bit of...
[00:09:20]  You could! It has nothing to do with diet.
[00:09:22]  You start talking about diet. What's this rant?
[00:09:26]  If the white man was on my diet, they'd fix their border crisis with bullets.
[00:09:30]  Two or three snipers, done.
[00:09:33]  Instead, you're sitting around going, we can't just shoot them.
[00:09:35]  Had a nice breakfast this morning.
[00:09:37]  Let's use the water cannons.
[00:09:39]  And then they sit and say, oh, you're all barbaric, you people.
[00:09:42]  We use water cannons.
[00:09:43]  We're nice, moral, good people who had our sunny-side-up eggs.
[00:09:48]  But we're invading you. We're going to take over.
[00:09:50]  You understand? The people who are coming to your border are hungry.
[00:09:53]  Pissed off. You're sitting around with full bellies.
[00:09:56]  Can't win. Not in the long run.
[00:09:58]  No, sir. So you keep fucking having your porridge oats, you little fag.
[00:10:05]  And my people are gonna stay hungry and stay motivated to conquer your shit.
[00:10:09]  You built the entire modern world, you white Europeans.
[00:10:12]  Gave it to us. Thanks!
[00:10:18]  Didn't build nothing. Thanks.
[00:10:20]  Turned up yet. Where's the welfare?
[00:10:21]  Where's the house? Good morning.
[00:10:25]  Morning. What's the play?
[00:10:27]  You have to catch up, bro. How far behind am I? This is just a normal day for me.
[00:10:32]  We're not being crazy. I'm not Tristan.
[00:10:34]  This is just my normal diet.
[00:10:36]  Your two cans or three cans of water.
[00:10:38]  Two liter bottle. I'll...
[00:10:41]  I'm the judge here. Okay.
[00:10:43]  So first of all, you need a two liter bottle of water.
[00:10:44]  You have to drink it as fast as possible.
[00:10:46]  Start your day. It's Andrew's diet day.
[00:10:48]  It's Andrew's diet day. So you need a two liter bottle of water.
[00:10:50]  You need cans of water. You need a cigar.
[00:10:51]  You need about two or three coffees. If you want to catch up, I have to catch up.
[00:10:55]  Right now. Two liters of water.
[00:10:58]  One can of water.
[00:10:59]  And one coffee.
[00:11:01]  And you have to start a cigar. So one coffee.
[00:11:10]  Nice. One can of what?
[00:11:15]  Water. Yeah, you gotta start with the two liters before you do anything before anything good man Coffee number three I'm not gonna lie my stomach kind of hurts It does.
[00:11:45]  I feel physically ill.
[00:11:50]  It's Andrew's cameraman. Yeah.
[00:11:52]  I don't know you. I don't know.
[00:11:54]  Who are you? Never heard of her.
[00:11:56]  Stranger. Like, all the way.
[00:11:58]  Bro, we all did it. What the fuck?
[00:12:02]  I did mine in about, what do you think, 12, 13 seconds?
[00:12:05]  15 seconds max. It takes me three or four minutes.
[00:12:07]  I don't do it quick. It's all a race, guys.
[00:12:09]  We're not in a race.
[00:12:10]  It's just my diet.
[00:12:12]  You don't have to race it, but you do have to do it.
[00:12:15]  Am I allowed to have additional things, like gonsters?
[00:12:19]  So I have to stick to your diet?
[00:12:21]  I can't do your diet and also have shots of tequila.
[00:12:24]  Just checking. Oh my god.
[00:12:28]  You did that in 10 seconds?
[00:12:30]  Yeah. Yes, I might. The fuck?
[00:12:32]  Scared of war. I'm ready for war!
[00:12:38]  American government's coming for me.
[00:12:39]  Come! Come!
[00:12:41]  Coffee, cigar? Come!
[00:12:43]  Puppy tail!
[00:12:44]  Give a fuck.
[00:12:45]  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[00:12:51]  Never lost a game.
[00:12:52]  I feel like shit.
[00:12:56]  Bro, war is good for you.
[00:12:58]  No, no, you took pass. After you start the coffee and the smoke, it's good.
[00:13:03]  You know this is my second one, Marcel.
[00:13:05]  No, Marcel finished. Is it?
[00:13:06]  Is it? Let me see.
[00:13:07]  Yeah.
[00:13:08]  It's 50-50.
[00:13:09]  Ah, all right.
[00:13:10]  Not bad.
[00:13:11]  My redemption, kids.
[00:13:35]  Alright, so there's a gallon of water down.
[00:13:37]  Are you? Are you?
[00:13:39]  That doesn't make sense, what the fuck?
[00:13:41]  Life is made up of days.
[00:13:50]  One year, one month, one decade.
[00:13:53]  The biggest buildings were built one brick at a time.
[00:13:55]  You need to stop getting lost.

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