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June 16, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT | EPISODE 10
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You There are more guys here
Bayley, someone? Nigel or Alex, who's there.
Why can't I let flies in? You let flies in. You let flies in.
No, you open the ceiling and the flies come.
Flies don't fly up to the ceiling.
They're called flies.
What's the highest the fly can fly?
No flies up there?
I think you're letting them in.
In the atmosphere, I'll put planes fly.
There are extinct insects that don't actually exist anymore.
Frozen, still stuck in the atmosphere because they got blown up their tails of talent.
So who's playing?
I see Serbia have the Serbian flag on their shirt.
Transgender? Do they have a tranny flag on?
I'm not sure. I think it's like a child molestation flag.
They changed it. Where? I don't see it.
Because the England flag is red.
But this is purple and pink and gay.
What was it? Intersex or something?
Isn't that just the Euros logo?
Oh, being gay faggot.
Show me where they have the tranny flag.
Look at the back of their necks.
The back of their neck anger is supposed to be a red St.
George's cross. But Nike updated the St.
George's Cross for modern times, but it's almost the same as like the intersex flag or something.
Look it up. So if you look at the back of their necks, they've ruined it.
How can you say I'm updating a flag playfully for modern times and just change the colors?
Because if you change the colors of the Romanian flag, it's the French flag or the Dutch flag.
You can't just change the colours of a flag.
The colours make the flag the fucking flag.
No, I'm just saying, in the modern day...
Is it modern?
Like, now? You would never ever change the Jamaican flag and go to Jamaica.
Yeah, but I wouldn't want to.
I don't change flags. You would never go to Jamaica and change the Jamaican flag.
I know, but Nike changed flags.
I don't want to change anyone's flags.
Grim, we pick you up in the airport.
Admit it. Admit it.
Why are we watching this? We have to see how England somehow let a goal in and lose their advantage.
Roberto, maybe some popcorn, please.
Oh, Christy, who's working? Christy.
So you think England's going to lose still?
Do we even know how many people we got here?
One, two, three. Three on three football?
I will fuck you up!
I can't even play football, and I will fuck you up.
Ball! Can I throw kicks at people?
Yeah, no foul. I don't know why they don't just put the ball in the net.
Because that's what I would do.
Just kick it in the net. Well, they've done that once in 90 minutes.
These are supposed to be pros. Fucking amateur hours, because they've got the fucking transgender flag.
Three on three football.
I guarantee I put the ball in the net more than any of you.
Tell us because he used to play professional football, suddenly he can play football.
You've never heard of the head kick.
I've got the professional moves.
Yes, but who's thrown more kicks in their lives?
You. So I'm better at the game where you kick the ball.
Every football game will be hilarious.
It will be funny. Can you play football?
We're talking about soccer. Shut the fuck up, baby!
I'm actually on team Bayley, yeah.
You can play soccer? Here's the thing.
We do blacks versus whites.
Me and Andrew flip a coin to decide which team we're playing for.
I'm much blacker than you. Me, Bae, and Alex.
Me, Bae, and Alex against you three niggers.
Let's do it. Team NIG! Take them out!
We ain't ready! You're not ready for us!
We're not ready. We're strapped!
You don't have a choice.
I don't know.
Why do you like?
The race wars.
White power.
Let's go.
Go now and say white power with me today.
White ball.
No.
You're getting canceled.
Cancel!
Alex is getting cancelled!
Black on whites this week, we're going to do it.
All I'm saying is, there's nothing but white men on the screen right now.
So Parker might be a white man who scored.
Wait, no, no men fucking scored!
Who won the World Cup last time?
Was it France? Name a white French player.
Name one. The French team is aggravating.
Look at their names.
It's not Pierre Michel, is it?
Let's not lie.
Maybe. Black on white football game.
We're going to sort it out. We're going to stream it live.
Alright, let's go.
You don't know about my tactics. I'll be the goalkeeper.
We don't need a goalkeeper.
I'm just going to put the ball in the net.
And Bailey used to be in the marching band, so he's going to do rap.
Give me one!
Give me one! You're the last man who needs a do rap.
Give me one! If I play Jermaine Kim Music, there's no way you can beat me.
If I drink 20 pints of beer first and attack you, well that's how English people do football.
Come on you whites!
Yeah, we have an Algerian ref and camera guy.
I bet if you got the Serbian coach to fight the English coach, the Serbian coach would
win.
He's old. He's in the Yugoslav world.
Five minutes. Come on, Serbia!
So now I can't say that. Oh, a black guy's sword.
He's at least half a black guy.
No matter whether it's UNO, football, boxing, no matter what it is, it ends up racial.
It's always racial.
Why is racism involved in everything we do?
Because racism is hilarious.
And if you have a group of friends, a multi-racial group of friends is good, but a multi-racial racist group of friends is fine.
Best meme I ever saw was that racists are the least racist people ever.
They don't care if you're white, black, brown.
As long as you're racist, you can be part of the friends.
Racists are the least racist, as long as you're racist.
I like racists of all colors.
As long as you're racist.
Thank you.
Free kick to Serbia, come on.
This winning then drops the ball.
This winning then slip up and lose.
Nah, I can't say Serbia.
England. England. You little faggot.
I'll show you super aggressive.
We're going to do this in a few seconds.
I'm going to do this in a few seconds.
I want to see it too.
Bailey, get the trumpet out!
Thank you, God.
Let's go, Bailey.
Have a great time.
Bailey. How did you play this shit game for fucking so many years?
What are you?
It's very easy.
It's shit!
I'm quite impressed with it though.
It's a bit better.
I think it's only won in the last ten, isn't it?
Same sort of way.
Tristan, if Bailey plays trumper right now, you have to admit that you lost.
I'm not. I'm lost. Bayley can go first.
I'm gonna get you. Get us some ice G. Come on baby. Trumpet beach. He's oiling valves. You don't even know how that
works. Oh I've oiled a few valves. Why am I playing the trumpet? Because it opens up your pants.
Because this series on the internet makes no sense.
Oh, we're watching him play Serbia and it ends with our cameraman in front of the camera playing a trumpet.
Is the trumpet hard?
Oh my gosh, yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
It's actually hard.
Bro, I've not touched a trumpet in at least five years.
But I played it, but I played it for ten.
You just got down, babe.
You just got down, babe.
He just trumpet-devil you.
What are you going to do about that?
Maybe a noise- Stay over there, stay over there.
And then he got you.
And he got me.
I got you.
Go on, what can you do back?
Tie your shoelaces.
No, I can't do it.
Skiddoot.
I'm a Skiddoot.
I'm going to learn how to do it again.
I'm going to play it at you all the time.
You should play drum bat twisting well.
I'll do it. I will annoy him.
To the end of the earth. Good.
I'm furious. Try to blow the trumpet.
You'll see what I mean. Instrument him back.
Try it. It's easy.
You just make noise, don't you? Actually, you know what? You thought it was just gonna sound like fresh air.
Can you admit that I knew the technique to blow the trumpet?
No! Admit it!
Because you thought it would just be fresh air.
You didn't know that I knew how to actually make a trumpet make noise.
With five minutes practice, Bailey would be destroying it.
Nah, give me ten minutes warm up.
Go on, blow the trumpet. Make it make any noise.
I want to go clear, sorry. I blow the trumpet.
Oh, you're good.
I'm actually going to learn this all.
I'm going to play it in like a week.
See, I told you. That's what you expected me to do, right?
Right?
Oh, hello there.
See? Bailey, admit that you're impressed that I knew how to make it make sound.
I'm kind of impressed. Why would they make it hard?
No, I'm not going to do it.
But why don't you just blow it normally?
You're lying on the internet.
Just blow the trumpet. Blow the fucking trumpet, you pussy.
No, sir. So you're scared?
No. I know what I'm good at, and I know what I'm not good at.
And I'm not good at blowing my own trumpet.
Because I'm a humble man.
You don't ever toot your own...
I think I impressed Bailey. Bailey's the trumpet role.
Play more trumpet. It makes him sad.
Come on, Bailey. Look at the devastation on his face.
Get him! Get him!
Alright, I'll get him. If I could play trumpet, bro, you guys would never sleep again.
I'd wake up a rewarding...
Why are you doing that?
You know I would.
Bailey, you underuse your talents.
Trumpet him. He has no rebuttal.
He has no possible retort to your trumpet powers.
We're done with the trumpet.
You can play the trumpet.
Yes, for sure. Give him the trumpet.
You can play the trumpet, Marcel. I can make it make it sound like this.
Make it make it sound. We'll see.
Oh, Marcel! That's good enough.
It was something. At least you made it make noise.
Play vibes. Play vibes.
Start up. You know Shaggy, it wasn't me.
You know Britney Spears.
Play Britney Spears. Talks it, bro.
Talks it. Play the American National Anthem.
I know you know that. Come on, baby.
I'm going deep into my brain right now.
Play any song you remember.
That's the problem. I don't remember.
Let me see if I remember our school song.
You went to band camp all those years at the door.
I played in college, huh? It's kind of nerdy, I'm not gonna lie.
It's some nerd shit. I was so proud of those.
Why were you playing trumpet in college?
I don't know.
If I had a time machine, I'd bring us all back, besides Bailey, to Bailey's school years, and we'd sit in the crowd,
us lot, to disguise as people from, you know, 2009, and watch Bailey marching around playing the trumpet.
That would be sick.
Why are these five random black guys beating me up after bandwagon?
Time machine, bitch!
England won, I don't believe it.
I'm on a...
Go on.
It's just got live, real energy.
I'm following you, baby.
We need to drive around in the ladder, while you pick the truck up.
Start the game.
Football coming home?
We seem to lack a bit of composure in the moments, and it did get a little bit hairy at times.
But I think you have to take what you can from the final game.
Clean sheet, a new third, back pair in, and a defensive third.
That's going to be what the one group get in that clean sheet.
And it really is a win. It's not a game finish.
That is England versus Romania in the final.
And we get the England shirts, we hit the city south, we drink 400 beers each, and we get ready to fight.
The Romanians count out hooligan me.
I don't drink. Yeah, I know, but I fucking do.
And if England and Romania are in the final, if you try and stop me from drinking, then you're on their team.
They were good. They were pressing high, doing exactly what they were doing, the rotation was good.
Because sometimes, I'm so conscious that we are doing it.
When you've got a lead, he's trying to take it out.
I think that's just the negative side in what we're seeing today.
Aw, that suck.
We have to be able to control the game better, even when we're not pushing for another goal.
I think control the game, yeah, just the position.
I think if it takes a gap, it's gonna have to get out of the way.
Yeah, yeah, get more to the legs.
Marcel does have eight.
The internet. AIDS is not a laughing matter.
AIDS is a very serious disease that affects many people like Marcel worldwide.
All of your super chats you donate to this will go to the Marcel H foundation
To give him the medicine of the treatment And the therapy to stay off grinder that you're so pretty
means the champion
That was so bad.
Why do we have one?
I'm going to play it all day, every day.
I'm going to get super good again. Every morning you need to wake us up with trumpet sounds.
I will. Do it. And the American military.
Annoy us with it. You're far too nice.
As the owner of this house, I put no limits at any time of night on the trumpeting.
I support you And I will never stop you even if you're outside Andrew's door at 6am after he got to bed at 4am.
I have no problem with you practicing the trumpet anywhere you like.
Deal. Make bad tough games.
Let's teach you all how to march.
All right, England won.
I expected them to fuck it up, they didn't.
Maybe the next game will fuck that one up.
Where the fuck I'm eventually? Why do I want them to win?
It's not coming home, that's the thing.
But I want them to win, but it's not coming home.
It's coming home.
It's coming. Right, well that football game is shit.
I'm going to sleep. I'm not going to sleep yet.
But I'm sleeping. I'm going to get back to work.
Baby, drop it. I'm looking at the end.
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