Why Let the Flies In?
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You There are more guys here
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Bayley, someone? Nigel or Alex, who's there.
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Why can't I let flies in? You let flies in. You let flies in.
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No, you open the ceiling and the flies come.
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Flies don't fly up to the ceiling.
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They're called flies.
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What's the highest the fly can fly?
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No flies up there?
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I think you're letting them in.
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In the atmosphere, I'll put planes fly.
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There are extinct insects that don't actually exist anymore.
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Frozen, still stuck in the atmosphere because they got blown up their tails of talent.
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So who's playing?
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I see Serbia have the Serbian flag on their shirt.
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Transgender? Do they have a tranny flag on?
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I'm not sure. I think it's like a child molestation flag.
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They changed it. Where? I don't see it.
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Because the England flag is red.
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But this is purple and pink and gay.
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What was it? Intersex or something?
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Isn't that just the Euros logo?
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Oh, being gay faggot.
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Show me where they have the tranny flag.
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Look at the back of their necks.
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The back of their neck anger is supposed to be a red St.
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George's cross. But Nike updated the St.
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George's Cross for modern times, but it's almost the same as like the intersex flag or something.
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Look it up. So if you look at the back of their necks, they've ruined it.
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How can you say I'm updating a flag playfully for modern times and just change the colors?
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Because if you change the colors of the Romanian flag, it's the French flag or the Dutch flag.
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You can't just change the colours of a flag.
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The colours make the flag the fucking flag.
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No, I'm just saying, in the modern day...
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Is it modern?
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Like, now? You would never ever change the Jamaican flag and go to Jamaica.
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Yeah, but I wouldn't want to.
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I don't change flags. You would never go to Jamaica and change the Jamaican flag.
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I know, but Nike changed flags.
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I don't want to change anyone's flags.
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Grim, we pick you up in the airport.
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Admit it. Admit it.
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Why are we watching this? We have to see how England somehow let a goal in and lose their advantage.
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Roberto, maybe some popcorn, please.
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Oh, Christy, who's working? Christy.
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So you think England's going to lose still?
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Do we even know how many people we got here?
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One, two, three. Three on three football?
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I will fuck you up!
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I can't even play football, and I will fuck you up.
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Ball! Can I throw kicks at people?
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Yeah, no foul. I don't know why they don't just put the ball in the net.
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Because that's what I would do.
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Just kick it in the net. Well, they've done that once in 90 minutes.
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These are supposed to be pros. Fucking amateur hours, because they've got the fucking transgender flag.
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Three on three football.
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I guarantee I put the ball in the net more than any of you.
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Tell us because he used to play professional football, suddenly he can play football.
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You've never heard of the head kick.
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I've got the professional moves.
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Yes, but who's thrown more kicks in their lives?
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You. So I'm better at the game where you kick the ball.
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Every football game will be hilarious.
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It will be funny. Can you play football?
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We're talking about soccer. Shut the fuck up, baby!
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I'm actually on team Bayley, yeah.
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You can play soccer? Here's the thing.
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We do blacks versus whites.
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Me and Andrew flip a coin to decide which team we're playing for.
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I'm much blacker than you. Me, Bae, and Alex.
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Me, Bae, and Alex against you three niggers.
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Let's do it. Team NIG! Take them out!
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We ain't ready! You're not ready for us!
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We're not ready. We're strapped!
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You don't have a choice.
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I don't know.
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Why do you like?
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The race wars.
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White power.
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Let's go.
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Go now and say white power with me today.
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White ball.
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No.
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You're getting canceled.
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Cancel!
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Alex is getting cancelled!
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Black on whites this week, we're going to do it.
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All I'm saying is, there's nothing but white men on the screen right now.
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So Parker might be a white man who scored.
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Wait, no, no men fucking scored!
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Who won the World Cup last time?
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Was it France? Name a white French player.
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Name one. The French team is aggravating.
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Look at their names.
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It's not Pierre Michel, is it?
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Let's not lie.
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Maybe. Black on white football game.
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We're going to sort it out. We're going to stream it live.
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Alright, let's go.
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You don't know about my tactics. I'll be the goalkeeper.
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We don't need a goalkeeper.
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I'm just going to put the ball in the net.
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And Bailey used to be in the marching band, so he's going to do rap.
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Give me one!
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Give me one! You're the last man who needs a do rap.
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Give me one! If I play Jermaine Kim Music, there's no way you can beat me.
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If I drink 20 pints of beer first and attack you, well that's how English people do football.
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Come on you whites!
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Yeah, we have an Algerian ref and camera guy.
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I bet if you got the Serbian coach to fight the English coach, the Serbian coach would
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win.
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He's old. He's in the Yugoslav world.
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Five minutes. Come on, Serbia!
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So now I can't say that. Oh, a black guy's sword.
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He's at least half a black guy.
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No matter whether it's UNO, football, boxing, no matter what it is, it ends up racial.
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It's always racial.
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Why is racism involved in everything we do?
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Because racism is hilarious.
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And if you have a group of friends, a multi-racial group of friends is good, but a multi-racial racist group of friends is fine.
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Best meme I ever saw was that racists are the least racist people ever.
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They don't care if you're white, black, brown.
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As long as you're racist, you can be part of the friends.
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Racists are the least racist, as long as you're racist.
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I like racists of all colors.
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As long as you're racist.
Try To Blow The Trumpet
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Thank you.
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Free kick to Serbia, come on.
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This winning then drops the ball.
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This winning then slip up and lose.
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Nah, I can't say Serbia.
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England. England. You little faggot.
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I'll show you super aggressive.
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We're going to do this in a few seconds.
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I'm going to do this in a few seconds.
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I want to see it too.
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Bailey, get the trumpet out!
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Thank you, God.
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Let's go, Bailey.
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Have a great time.
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Bailey. How did you play this shit game for fucking so many years?
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What are you?
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It's very easy.
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It's shit!
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I'm quite impressed with it though.
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It's a bit better.
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I think it's only won in the last ten, isn't it?
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Same sort of way.
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Tristan, if Bailey plays trumper right now, you have to admit that you lost.
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I'm not. I'm lost. Bayley can go first.
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I'm gonna get you. Get us some ice G. Come on baby. Trumpet beach. He's oiling valves. You don't even know how that
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works. Oh I've oiled a few valves. Why am I playing the trumpet? Because it opens up your pants.
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Because this series on the internet makes no sense.
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Oh, we're watching him play Serbia and it ends with our cameraman in front of the camera playing a trumpet.
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Is the trumpet hard?
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Oh my gosh, yeah.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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It's actually hard.
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Bro, I've not touched a trumpet in at least five years.
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But I played it, but I played it for ten.
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You just got down, babe.
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You just got down, babe.
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He just trumpet-devil you.
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What are you going to do about that?
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Maybe a noise- Stay over there, stay over there.
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And then he got you.
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And he got me.
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I got you.
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Go on, what can you do back?
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Tie your shoelaces.
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No, I can't do it.
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Skiddoot.
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I'm a Skiddoot.
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I'm going to learn how to do it again.
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I'm going to play it at you all the time.
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You should play drum bat twisting well.
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I'll do it. I will annoy him.
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To the end of the earth. Good.
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I'm furious. Try to blow the trumpet.
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You'll see what I mean. Instrument him back.
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Try it. It's easy.
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You just make noise, don't you? Actually, you know what? You thought it was just gonna sound like fresh air.
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Can you admit that I knew the technique to blow the trumpet?
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No! Admit it!
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Because you thought it would just be fresh air.
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You didn't know that I knew how to actually make a trumpet make noise.
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With five minutes practice, Bailey would be destroying it.
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Nah, give me ten minutes warm up.
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Go on, blow the trumpet. Make it make any noise.
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I want to go clear, sorry. I blow the trumpet.
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Oh, you're good.
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I'm actually going to learn this all.
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I'm going to play it in like a week.
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See, I told you. That's what you expected me to do, right?
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Right?
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Oh, hello there.
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See? Bailey, admit that you're impressed that I knew how to make it make sound.
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I'm kind of impressed. Why would they make it hard?
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No, I'm not going to do it.
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But why don't you just blow it normally?
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You're lying on the internet.
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Just blow the trumpet. Blow the fucking trumpet, you pussy.
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No, sir. So you're scared?
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No. I know what I'm good at, and I know what I'm not good at.
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And I'm not good at blowing my own trumpet.
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Because I'm a humble man.
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You don't ever toot your own...
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I think I impressed Bailey. Bailey's the trumpet role.
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Play more trumpet. It makes him sad.
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Come on, Bailey. Look at the devastation on his face.
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Get him! Get him!
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Alright, I'll get him. If I could play trumpet, bro, you guys would never sleep again.
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I'd wake up a rewarding...
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Why are you doing that?
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You know I would.
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Bailey, you underuse your talents.
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Trumpet him. He has no rebuttal.
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He has no possible retort to your trumpet powers.
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We're done with the trumpet.
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You can play the trumpet.
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Yes, for sure. Give him the trumpet.
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You can play the trumpet, Marcel. I can make it make it sound like this.
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Make it make it sound. We'll see.
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Oh, Marcel! That's good enough.
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It was something. At least you made it make noise.
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Play vibes. Play vibes.
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Start up. You know Shaggy, it wasn't me.
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You know Britney Spears.
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Play Britney Spears. Talks it, bro.
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Talks it. Play the American National Anthem.
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I know you know that. Come on, baby.
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I'm going deep into my brain right now.
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Play any song you remember.
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That's the problem. I don't remember.
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Let me see if I remember our school song.
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You went to band camp all those years at the door.
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I played in college, huh? It's kind of nerdy, I'm not gonna lie.
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It's some nerd shit. I was so proud of those.
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Why were you playing trumpet in college?
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I don't know.
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If I had a time machine, I'd bring us all back, besides Bailey, to Bailey's school years, and we'd sit in the crowd,
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us lot, to disguise as people from, you know, 2009, and watch Bailey marching around playing the trumpet.
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That would be sick.
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Why are these five random black guys beating me up after bandwagon?
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Time machine, bitch!
Control the Game Position
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England won, I don't believe it.
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I'm on a...
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Go on.
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It's just got live, real energy.
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I'm following you, baby.
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We need to drive around in the ladder, while you pick the truck up.
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Start the game.
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Football coming home?
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We seem to lack a bit of composure in the moments, and it did get a little bit hairy at times.
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But I think you have to take what you can from the final game.
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Clean sheet, a new third, back pair in, and a defensive third.
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That's going to be what the one group get in that clean sheet.
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And it really is a win. It's not a game finish.
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That is England versus Romania in the final.
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And we get the England shirts, we hit the city south, we drink 400 beers each, and we get ready to fight.
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The Romanians count out hooligan me.
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I don't drink. Yeah, I know, but I fucking do.
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And if England and Romania are in the final, if you try and stop me from drinking, then you're on their team.
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They were good. They were pressing high, doing exactly what they were doing, the rotation was good.
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Because sometimes, I'm so conscious that we are doing it.
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When you've got a lead, he's trying to take it out.
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I think that's just the negative side in what we're seeing today.
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Aw, that suck.
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We have to be able to control the game better, even when we're not pushing for another goal.
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I think control the game, yeah, just the position.
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I think if it takes a gap, it's gonna have to get out of the way.
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Yeah, yeah, get more to the legs.
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Marcel does have eight.
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The internet. AIDS is not a laughing matter.
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AIDS is a very serious disease that affects many people like Marcel worldwide.
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All of your super chats you donate to this will go to the Marcel H foundation
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To give him the medicine of the treatment And the therapy to stay off grinder that you're so pretty
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means the champion
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That was so bad.
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Why do we have one?
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I'm going to play it all day, every day.
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I'm going to get super good again. Every morning you need to wake us up with trumpet sounds.
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I will. Do it. And the American military.
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Annoy us with it. You're far too nice.
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As the owner of this house, I put no limits at any time of night on the trumpeting.
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I support you And I will never stop you even if you're outside Andrew's door at 6am after he got to bed at 4am.
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I have no problem with you practicing the trumpet anywhere you like.
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Deal. Make bad tough games.
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Let's teach you all how to march.
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All right, England won.
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I expected them to fuck it up, they didn't.
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Maybe the next game will fuck that one up.
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Where the fuck I'm eventually? Why do I want them to win?
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It's not coming home, that's the thing.
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But I want them to win, but it's not coming home.
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It's coming home.
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It's coming. Right, well that football game is shit.
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I'm going to sleep. I'm not going to sleep yet.
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But I'm sleeping. I'm going to get back to work.
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Baby, drop it. I'm looking at the end.