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June 15, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Endless Strikes | Tate Confidential Ep 236
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Are you doing what I think you're doing?
Thank you.
I'm eating Hello Kitty cereal.
Hello Kitty cereal?
You know, I've been thinking because there's so many full grown men in this house.
How would I murder you all?
Because if you all attacked me at once, it'd be extremely difficult.
And if one of you found the first body, you'd realize something's afoot.
So I'm thinking, during the day in the garden when everyone's outside, perhaps I could lock the doors and wait for you to come in one by one to take a piss and then murder you.
You know? If I get you one by one because you're unsuspecting and my knife is large, I have a pretty good chance of getting a quick kill.
My concern is you finding out what I'm doing before I've managed to kill all of you.
Who's your mate?
Is it good at least?
Fucking bet.
Tee, I know you want Hello Kitty cereal.
Admit it. You definitely want some.
Baby, I would starve to death before I ate Hello Kitty cereal.
I would eat G, my dog, before I turned to Hello Kitty cereal.
No fucking way in hell will you ever catch me dead or alive eating Hello Kitty cereal
All right, I'm eating some of the jalapeño that's actually banging, but I got a serious question
We're in Romania. Where on earth did you get Hello Kitty cereal in Romania?
I think you'd trust me the most.
Even if I was covered in blood holding a knife.
You'd be like, well...
Hey, Andrew, you're having a little accident?
Do you want to read the Bible? I think he'd be the most trusting, and therefore the easiest to kill.
Sure. Who'd be the most paranoid?
Maybe Tristan. Yeah, I'd be super paranoid.
He'd be like, hmm, I know you're my brother, but something isn't right here.
You, I'd just say, oh, sorry, Bailey.
I must have cut my finger.
Let's read the Bible together.
Just look down at the book exposing the back of your neck.
I just wanted to know where you got the Hello Kitty cereal.
I don't know why we're going down this train of thought right now.
I'll take the camera at the end and film my own episode with all the dead bodies and blood everywhere.
I'm bloated for the suicide, yeah.
Just me. How do you use the camera?
Don't worry about it.
8.01 PM. Ready?
Oh! Bowling?
Yeah, put the bowling alley. Let's go bowling.
That's when you go fucking bowling.
I take bowling very seriously, and we're going bowling.
Get in the fucking cars. Why are you in a suit?
My bowling suit.
You don't have a bowling suit.
I have owned this suit for three years, and when I got it tailored at my Savile Row tailor, I said to you, this suit is specifically for...
You never said any of this.
This is all made up. Everything about this is imaginary.
I said, I'm ordering this suit for bowling.
Three years ago. Yeah, and everyone knows that $13,000 alligator skin boots are the original bowling shoes if you can afford them.
People just wear the weird colored ones because they're broke.
But why did it take you three years for us to go bowling if any of this story is true?
No, I go bowling all the time.
This is the first time I go bowling with you.
I personally bowl every night.
I don't have a suit, so I can't come.
You've got a bowling suit, bro.
I'm not wearing a fucking suit to go bowling.
Well, I'm not going bowling unless you wear a suit with me.
I refuse to look like the only professional in a realm of amateurs.
So you either step up to the fucking plate and get this ball rolling or you bitch out.
Nice. Nice. No.
No! This is not nice.
Nice.
Come on losers, time to lose.
I'm the best at this game.
At pool?
Yeah. Alright, we'll play pool.
Who's the best? Me.
How the fuck are you going to challenge Nigel when you're dressed in a leather jacket and jeans?
Look at this man. You can't beat this man dressed like that.
I'm getting my money on Alex.
I came to play Bali.
Bali. Your bet?
100 euros. I know. Let's go Alex.
Not being a little bit. He's scared to beg.
He's scared. At my university, because I am from Texas, I took a bowling class.
So you are going down.
I don't think you realize.
I'm as American as they come.
Bowling class. You're not ready.
Why do you always manage to surprise me with something new each day about what a dork you are?
Here you go, mate. They sell booze.
We're driving. Nice.
Max Fun Cocktail.
Give me ten of these. Ten.
Max Fun Cocktail. That's what we're drinking. Max of them fun.
I'm living my best life. Ain't going back and forth with you niggas. I'm living my best life. Ain't going back and
forth with you niggas. I'm living my best life. Ain't going back and forth with you niggas. I'm living my best life.
Ain't going back and forth with you niggas. You got a lot to be smiling for.
So what the fuck you did?
That's not, that's not, that's not a thing.
Now, we can bowl.
What can I say? What can I say?
What can I say? You're going down!
You're not ready!
I'm not ready to go to bowling school.
Look at these children's balls.
I can't play with children's balls so I don't work for the BBC. Nice.
I have big hands. I have skin on the neck like baby.
Things don't fit in the fucking ball.
Yeah, I hate games where my physical power doesn't help me.
So I'm feeling I'm just going to send it as fast as I can now we are.
We're physical power men.
We just go as hard as possible and we win.
This is all game. I told you I would win.
But you have a skinny neck for everyone I am.
It was too strong.
It was too much power. I told you what would happen.
I told you.
I went to bowling class.
I had a class in college dedicated to this game.
You don't stand a chance.
It's a wrap.
It's a wrap. Game over.
No way. No way!
Right here, buddy. More here, buddy.
The more crooked the vision, the straighter the throw.
Exactly. If you keep throwing off, if you make your vision crooked, it's straight and draining.
Science.
It is science.
Max power is the only way to do anything.
Thank you.
Bye!
Okay.
The tie's off, the jacket's off.
I'm feeling I'm in trouble.
I'm just saying. If your girl isn't happy with your sexual art, fuck!
There's no way you're not!
I found PlayStation Rudeau.
We can throw this bowling shit away.
And that's what I'm gonna do.
No way.
We'll pay the price.
I have never lost a game.
Five, six, seven.
Seven hundred leg. Come on, Bailey!
Bring it home! I'm taking your money, Alex.
Poor Tristan. Alex loses his money.
I just want you to win so Alex loses his money.
All right, Bailey.
If I do this, we beat Alex and we take all of the money in his wallet.
Let's do it. I need one thing.
That's my guy. You know, Bailey, sometimes I can't explain why I'm friends with you.
Come on baby.
You got it baby.
Watch it!
Nice! Nice!
It's enough. It's enough. It's enough.
It's enough. It's enough.
Don't worry, the last goes where it counts, though.
Envision.
Believe.
Manifest. You're going down, Alex.
You're going down!
We're taking all the money out of your wallet.
Let's go!
So you knock down all the pins and you get another turn because it's the last go, yeah.
I feel great.
Let's go. Strike me!
Yes! Let's go, Alex!
Let's go! Let's go!
Give me your money, Alex.
Give me your money. Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
I am! A strike to claim it.
A strike to claim it, and he got it!
God damn it, Jeff!
Who do you think you are? I am!
You understand, I'm not gambling the benefits.
He's already in debt to me on $6,000.
For losing it to Coker, losing it to me.
All the money in his wallet.
Today, I'm going to take him back to the bank.
in his wallet.
Oh Guys! Guys, it's time!
Andrew you gotta support Alex.
A double strike win!
Don't let it go to your side!
Alright, alright.
Oh, there's no way.
Okay, that's it. We'll see the score in a minute.
Alex, it's not done until you believe it's done.
Oh, wait, wait!
He's still in it! He's still in it!
One more down, one more down.
Strike on six, on six.
Let's go.
He's still alive.
he's still alive why?
he's not dead!
he's not dead!
everybody get inside get inside
what?
That's it! Give me the damn fucking money!
All the money!
All the money, Alex!
I thought you quit gambling!
Mmm! Bayley!
Bayley! Gone!
You know, Bayley, Bayley, happiness for you!
Oh, thank you! Thank you!
Happiness for you! You deserve it, bro!
Drinks on me! Drinks on me!
Let's go! True going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job?
Correct! Correct!
Okay, no fat in this conversation.
Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled.
And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole.
As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.
The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982.
What it is today. That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked.
So you're saying college is a waste of time?
Correct. I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated.
That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
I will teach you how to make money online.
You can escape the matrix, you can be geographically free.
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