All Episodes
Previous Next
June 21, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
15:55
Tristan Tate, The Art Collector | Tate Confidential Ep 237
| Copy link to current segment

Time Text
What are the odds?
Very low.
How would that ever happen?
That little Toyota is a different vehicle.
Yeah, you know what? I will get in here.
It's about getting out though.
Hi friend! Hi friend!
God is good.
God is good.
Wine time.
Fuck you, man.
Come to the other side.
Don't scratch my car, by the way.
He can't get in his car.
Ha ha ha.
Turn in the void.
Turn in the void.
He makes me turn.
In the void.
Turn in the void.
Turn in the void.
He makes me turn.
Turn in the void.
Turn in the void.
To give the rhythm of this dance very short.
Count the galadins. One, two, three, four girls.
He was cancelled by the Matrix for telling the truth.
Gauden. Yeah.
First of all... Big art guy, huh?
Yeah, he was cancelled by the Matrix for telling the truth.
He had the Gauden, some girls.
He had a watch, I had a watch. But let's cut the bullshit and be deadly serious.
Who was actually a better artist?
Me or someone or nothing.
No bullshit. No jokes.
Deadly serious. I know it's too confidential, but I want to be actually serious now, baby.
Who was actually a better artist?
I was going to say me. You.
You're not even in this race. Tristan, this is the first time I've seen you out of the house in weeks.
That's not true. What brought Captain Fun out of Funland?
It's because I don't hang around with you. I'm out of the house all the time.
You're just not invited. And sometimes he said something about Hitler at that period, something good about Hitler when it looked like he was very...
because he was in the surrealistic medium where most of them were jewels.
So they punished him for speaking his mind?
Yes, they said you are a fascist.
You are an antisemite, more than that.
Did you go to jail? No, no, no, no, no.
Ah, just me. You went to the USA. Just me.
No problem. But in the USA, I understand he designed all the costumes for the Rockefeller and...
It was the J.D. Rockefeller and the Rothschild Ball.
He designed all the costumes for them, didn't he?
In France, he took this contact with the haute couture medium.
He met Coco Chanel, he met Elisashka Parelli, he worked with a model, then Amanda Lear.
After that she was a singer, but first she was a model.
How did you get Captain Fun out of the house?
Turns out he leaves for the very fun things like this.
Listen buddy, I challenge you to a draw-off.
You and me. I think you're something.
Right here, right now.
We're going to have a draw. We're going to get paper, we're going to get pencils, we're going to have a draw.
I'm not seeing anything more beautiful than my Ferrari, or my Bugatti, or my Lamborghini, or my Bentley, or my RS7 Audi, or my Audi RE. I just followed.
I don't see anything more beautiful than this.
What about my Pagani, my Koenigsegg?
Yeah, we've got gloves. Captain Fun, what do you think of the art?
That is the most famous. Everyone would know what that is.
Everyone knows what it is. These aren't for sale, are they?
No, no, no.
They're not for sale. They're 18 carats gold with diamonds and rubies and everything you see.
It's amazing. Who canceled him?
It was the Jews who didn't want him to talk anymore?
Why was he canceled?
He could not be canceled.
He just flew and found another space where he could speak.
His mind and his will.
But they tried to shut him up, right?
He tried, but...
Right.
No problem. He found who was creative enough.
Got to think outside the box.
Aikido. To defeat the matrix.
Find a new way to express yourself.
In terms of acceptance.
This is St.
George with the dragon.
Story of my life. It was made in 1977.
There's only 350 of them.
Only 350.
And it was commissioned by him. Yes, I'll buy it.
You want the support also?
Do I want the support also?
Where are you going to put the Salvador Dali thing?
New house, bookshelf, in between all my books in the new house.
He has a vision.
He has a vision and he spent $151.
Yeah. Yeah, buy it.
Let me pay for it first. I'll put it on card and my security guard will carry it.
What can you do? You need one now.
Do I get a more expensive one than him?
Do it. Do it.
Don't start with Salvador Dali flex off.
It's been a while since we've had a Salvador Dali flex off.
It's been a while. Is that even a thing?
It is now. Tristan, when you get home, we're going to have to do the Salvador Dali dance.
Look at him now discussing how to pay all this.
Everyone's confused. Like, 151 grand, why are you...
And he's sitting there like, oh yeah, what do you want?
Probably got cash in his pocket.
I'm going to make him do a Salvador Dali dance for this.
That's my retribution. Did it with the Rolls Royce.
What are you guys doing? Oh, you've never seen this before?
No. Men like you, anyone else have seen this?
A few people? Very few.
Very few. This is called the New Rolls Royce Dance.
He does it with all the other cars.
He has to do a Salvador Dali dance for the money he's just spent.
Or it won't be a take-confidential episode.
Teach him a lesson. Why are they wrapping his Salvador Dali?
He's actually buying this. I think you should show him up.
Do I show him up?
Yeah, I'll be very honest.
I'm going to break the fourth wall.
Hello, people at home. I'm strongly considering buying this piece of art I do not want for the Tate Confidential episode for the episode alone.
I'll never use it. I'll never appreciate it.
I'll probably lose it, but I'm thinking of doing it just to make a good episode of Tristan bought Salvador Dali, and then I came along and bought more Salvador Dali, and we're Salvador Dali superfans, Salvador Dali flex off.
I'm considering it.
Back in character. You won't f***ing buy it!
I don't think it's possible.
You don't take tips? I don't dare take you so much money.
Please, please, please, we appreciate the tour.
Come on! I appreciate it.
Well, I'll leave it here and stay there forever if you don't take it.
I did it with my colleagues.
Thank you very much!
It's most generous of you!
Thank you! No problem, you did a very in-depth thorn.
You really know your stuff. Smart people are doing your work.
I told Emilia that she's a really good guy.
Thank you! We're very glad that you really enjoyed it.
I don't know what to say!
Thank you! She doesn't have words anymore.
Thank you very much for the talk.
We appreciate it. We enjoyed it very much.
Oh yeah! Thank you!
Thank you.
How heavy is it?
Easy with that.
I'm strong.
Do you need any help?
No, perfectly fine.
Thank you very much. Sorry for the left hand.
Don't worry. Don't worry.
It was a pleasure.
Yeah? You know what?
Left hand handshakes used to be the sign of Soviet spies.
Yeah, I know.
So, bad luck. I don't like to shake your hand.
Andrew, please, please.
One photo altogether.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Please, please. I'm a little sweaty.
I love you so much, Andrew.
I love you so much, Andrew.
A few moments later.
What are you wearing?
What do you mean?
Do you think you're Salvador Dali?
You're not Salvador Dali.
I'm not. As a serious art collector, I decided to ditch my conventional style and spice things up a little bit.
You know? You get one piece of art and now you think you're some big shot art collector.
Think I'm a big shot art collector!
That cost me $35,000.
Do you have $35,000 worth of art, Bailey?
I am the artist. I'm going to take my new hobby seriously.
I'm not here to be a fucking laughing stock for the likes of you.
I am the artist, Tee.
Listen, Bailey, I'm going to count to three, and you better apologize.
Un? Deux?
I refuse. You know what?
I have an idea. Andrew challenged me to a draw-off.
He and I Can have art draw off, and whoever's art is worthy enough can go into your collection.
How does that sound? Well, as a serious collector of art, as you can tell from the way I'm dressed, I feel like I'm the only person qualified to referee this competition.
Let's go. Let's go!
Let me see what I got. Tristan now thinks he's some big shot art collector, okay?
So, I know you and I had our little beef moment where we said we were going to have a draw off, so I think now is the perfect time.
I challenge you to a draw off, and whoever is his best, he is going to put in his acclaimed art collection.
So, you're going down.
If I were to punch you as hard as I could.
My shoulder wouldn't work and I couldn't draw.
I would snap your sternum.
I don't even know what surgery that would require to fix.
I'm not disagreeing.
I want you to know that before we begin this fucking draw.
I ain't scared of you.
Let's go, pussy. Let's go.
Alright, Tristan. T, let's do this.
I hear you are in need of my Is this because of that ugly statue you bought?
I'm a serious art collector.
And I'm embracing my hobby by changing my style slightly.
Is this because I buy too many cars and you're just wasting money now to try and get me back?
I don't know what you are talking about.
Alright, this is already getting out of control.
So, let's just do this draw off.
Let's get this over with.
If Bailey beats me, I'll snap his sternum and I'll go back to work.
Well, as the most qualified man in the house, I'm the ref.
I'm gonna tell you two what to draw on the count of trois.
And you go for it. Okay?
Pens and paper at Zeretti.
On guard. Alright Alex, take the camera.
Take the camera. Nigel.
I'm gonna sit over there. Of course.
I'm going to stand here as the independent adjudicator.
I've got to scoot that one. I've got to take a seat at it.
Of all the things I could be doing with my time, which is extremely valuable by the way,
Sorry, what time?
I know one of the K watches is pocket watches only.
Where the fuck did you get a pocket watch?
I've always had a pocket watch.
I'm not even going to ask questions.
At Zerate, you will have 60 seconds to draw one another.
No!
Bailey, you draw Andrew.
Andrew, you draw Bailey.
On the count of trois.
Oh!
I've seen it!
I've seen it!
I'm so scared!
I've seen it!
This is scary!
I've seen it!
This is so scary!
Trois!
Alright, alright.
How long do we have?
60 seconds.
Oh, shit!
It has been 15 seconds.
Oh, shit!
It has been 15 seconds.
Oh, shit!
It has been 15 seconds.
Oh, shit!
It has been 15 seconds.
Oh, shit!
It has been 15 seconds.
Oh, shit!
It has been 15 seconds.
It has been 15 seconds.
Oh, shit!
It has been 15 seconds.
Oh, shit!
It has been 15 seconds.
Oh, shit!
It has been 15 seconds.
Oh, shit!
It has been 15 seconds.
Shit. Shit's right.
It has been 30 seconds.
You have 15 seconds remaining.
I'm going to start.
Are you ready?
Let's see. It's you in jail.
Let's see. It's Andrew in jail.
In mid defeat. Andrew, can you show your art You win.
Tiny neck. Tiny neck and a Bible and skinny legs.
Let me see.
I admit defeat. That's so accurate.
I declare the winner!
Of this draw-off.
Monsieur, and you take it.
I was gonna break your fucking stereotype!
You are lucky you lost this competition, so then at the fucking end you, you pencil-neck fuck!
Build different! Never lost a fucking game!
Never lost a game!
▲
Export Selection