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Jan. 31, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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The Saxophone Man of Wudan Mountain | Tate Confidential Ep 213
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Where we going Matty?
I actually have no idea.
Thank you.
Truthfully, neither do fucking I. But we're going to see where the sat-nav takes us.
So we're roadmen? We're roadmen.
Exactly. Vitamin C. Vitamin C. Come on, I'll drive six hours.
See what's the other way.
This is vitamin C. No, this is anti-vitamin C. What letter does a cigarette begin with?
Nice. You got me!
So, cigarettes contain vitamin C. Exactly.
Exactly.
Alright.
Exactly.
We're getting a storm.
It's true.
It's true.
Turn in the void, void, turn in the void, void, turn in the void, it makes me turn.
In the void, void, void, turn in the void, turn in the void, it makes me turn.
Right, we're off to the mountains.
Let's fucking go.
It's been a year and a half since I've left the house.
It's very early. Five something.
It's a little bit too early for crazy Jamaican music.
If you're a pussy. So we're going to go to the mountains and I have no intention, I have no idea what we're going to do because they put a bunch of activities together.
But... The only activity I'm interested in is fighting the Matrix.
Destroying them. Staying alive.
Staying alive is activity for me.
They're like, hey, we can go do this extreme activity.
Nah, bruh. Nah. That's when they're going to set it up.
That's when they're going to get me. Horse riding.
No, the horse is trained by the Matrix.
You don't even understand. That's when they're going to get me.
When I'm trying to find fun.
No, my fun is security team sitting around strapped looking out the window That's my fun.
My fun is staying alive as long as possible, which is difficult in my scenario.
Not jumping out any planes, none of this extreme sports crap, go in the ocean.
Ooh, I got wet. So gay.
No. So we're gonna go there, they've got all these activities planned, I'm gonna look at them one by one and go, nah, sorry.
Sorry. Nuh-uh.
White people shit. White people love that shit.
Being brown is extreme enough.
So we're gonna go to the mountains, I'm gonna set my laptop and I'm gonna work.
Which would be a welcome change from waking up in my house and sitting on my laptop from working.
I'm sure it would be very different.
Totally worth the six hour drive. Totally worth it.
, What juice is that?
That's a kitty cat.
Bro, you grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth.
You're not from where I'm from.
What do you know about the ghetto?
Bro, we're from the same ends.
What are you talking about? No, no, no.
Your street is a whole two streets away.
It must have been different over there.
Gold-plated. This is bad man juice.
What do you mean what juice is this?
Would you fuck with him, seriously?
Like, on the street? Yes, but...
No, no. You see him on the street.
Street rules. Would you fight him?
Maybe not streaks. Exactly.
Real G's drink this.
It's Ted. I'll prove to you once and for all, Ted's a G. In this bullshit world we live in, Greta, paper straw garbage, Ted has a plastic straw.
Ted didn't sell out to the agenda.
And sometimes, what really makes a man is not how he looks, but the fact that he stands up for what he believes in.
Against the enslavement that they're trying to bestow upon us all, Marcel.
So just because you grew up with your Silver Spoon bullshit, you don't know what a gangster Ted is.
Maybe now you can appreciate that he's fighting for your rights to have a plastic straw instead of becoming a little climate change, bug-eating, carbon-credited piece of shit.
I think you owe him something.
I think you owe Ted an apology.
He might be a geodaptic straw.
Bruv. That might be too.
Built different. Is it good at least?
Bro, I might stop at the next place I see and just rob it.
So, Tristan being typical Tristan, saw the itinerary, saw we were supposed to stop here,
have a nice coffee, look around the castle, and has just said, no, fuck that, I'm going
Because Tristan is Mr. Killjoy.
So he's driven straight to the hotel, refusing to do anything, and we've been standing here waiting for him, and he's not coming.
100% Tristan.
He'll be like, you're a pussy, you don't drink, blah, blah, blah.
And if that doesn't work, he then says like, I thought I had a friend.
Just one, just one.
It's just one drink.
Suddenly you're fucked.
Every single time.
100%. Or he buys the most expensive booze in the place.
That's another one he does, yeah. That cost me a thousand euro a shop.
Alright. Marcel, it's a death contraption.
Bro, that looks super safe to me.
Super safe.
We're in Romania. Everything's safe here.
We're 100% gonna die on this cable car.
Why, Marcel?
Why? It's so shaky.
We tried to bail. Marcel wouldn't let us.
Marcel insisted this was a good idea.
Super safe. Look. We've got a safety ladder up there.
How is that going to help us?
In any way, if this falls.
As it's falling, you put the ladder on the floor.
Climb down before the cart hits the floor and you're good.
That is the stairway to heaven, huh?
And they ain't letting us sit. So, speak for yourself.
Oh, the baby's wearing the Bible.
He's alright. At least the whole time I'll be screaming, Marcel Yikan, as we crash down here and then roll the whole way down there to our eventual death.
One survivor, Marcel.
Street King told you on Built Different.
It's exact crap you'll see.
On his stream. You know they just couldn't handle it like me.
Some bullshit.
Made it. Look what we nearly missed.
Marcel, this is all your fault.
You guys are welcome. Thanks, Marcel.
You don't have to carry a knife in here.
They sell them for fucking no reason.
You know, that's okay. In England, you're not.
Here, you can get a shirt. You can buy it along with my bear thermometer.
What I've always wanted is a bear thermometer.
Would you like a bear thermometer? Of course.
Would you like one? Yeah. Because I actually have to wait for her to turn up.
Yeah, no. Whoa!
What about a bear holding a fish?
I think that would look great in my room.
Marcel? You know quality when you see it.
This is top quality. That's a bear holding a fish.
That's not. They probably bought that for like 30 lay and they slip like...
Whoa! What do you mean?
150. Tic-tac-toe game.
That's sick. If they have Marcel here, on the names of Romanian names, I won't buy the bear with the fish.
Fair? That's fair.
So where's M? Moana, Machira, Morello, Monica.
No, we're not buying the bear with the fish.
Marcel, your name's on the board!
Walking in a forest in the middle of Transylvania and you can hear...
In the movie, this is what I would say.
Let's turn around and go home.
Who dies first in horror movies?
Black people. We're good.
He wanted to come up here.
He wanted to come. We came to the middle of the forest.
And there's nothing but a man somewhere playing a saxophone somewhere in the woods.
We're on a mountain too, which makes it even more creepy.
Why did he come to the woods to play saxophone?
We gotta find him. No.
We have to. Bro, this is what the white guys say in the movie that leads the black guy dying.
Don't worry about it. If there's any problems, we'll just call the police.
It was your idea to come up the mountain, Marcel.
Now we're going to find the saxophone man.
This is exactly how it fucking happens in the film.
What happens? The best day of our lives?
Everything bad happens in the forest.
Marcel, it's a forest.
Nothing bad happens in the forest.
There's pine cones and trees.
And bodies buried somewhere.
No! That's not how it works in the forest, Marcel.
I don't think anyone's ever died in the forest.
Ever. Let's go home.
Why has he stopped when we got closer to him?
This is my point.
Is he seeking up on us?
He's friendly.
He does seem friendly.
See?
Praise the Lord.
Hallelujah. The Lord is good.
In this year, God bless you, every country, with divine protection.
Everybody listen to this message.
Receive the Lord Jesus Christ in your life.
Give your life by God.
Receive the power of the Word.
Change your life. Give joy, happiness, divine blessing.
Because this year, God opened the door for you.
Hallelujah. God bless you in Jesus' name.
Thank you. God bless you.
Thank you, sir. God bless you.
Thank you, sir. God bless you.
God bless you in Jesus' name.
Thank you. Have a good year. You too.
In Jesus' name. Bye. Saxophone man is the man.
No, so what we actually have to do now is we have to find a way to load up our stats because clearly we were on our way to the hotel and then we sidetracked and came here.
So we did a side quest.
Then we heard a noise and found a mage in the forest and he gave us some words which now means our holy damage is higher.
Think about it. We're living in a simulation.
This is clearly a video game. We've done a side quest now.
We heard the sax.
We walked over. We clicked, yes, talk.
We kept pressing A. We kept pressing A. He was talking.
And then, boom! Because I don't think I got an item.
Did you get an item? I didn't get an item.
We didn't get an item. So we must have got holy damage or some shit?
Maybe. All I know is we're not dying on the lift back down now.
We have divine protection.
Or we needed to hear that message to die on an impact town.
There's also that.
So don't rule it out yet.
And a bear thermometer. Why?
It's a bear with a fish, bro. It doesn't get better than that.
I don't need a bag. It's fine, thanks. I'm going to carry it proudly.
No bag. Okay?
Yeah, okay. Thank you.
Don't worry about the change. Merry Christmas.
It's okay. There you go.
No, I won't let you down. Marcel has to carry it all the way back to the car.
You want it? Thanks.
No problem. I'm not scared anymore.
Because of Saxon? Of course.
We're at peace. We went and we did the side mission.
It was dangerous. We walked through the Enchanted Forest, found the mage, the Saxon mage.
He gave us the speech, which gave us holy damage, and then on top of that we got the Enchanted Oracle.
The Enchanted Oracle.
That's right. No, that's the Enchanted Thermomar.
Marcel has the Enchanted Oracle.
The bear symbolizes strength, and the fish symbolizes...
swimming.
So now our character can swim, plus extra bonus strength, plus holy damage from the saxophone age.
You can't die now. The game's just started.
I never felt more calm in a cable car.
You better hope and pray.
Like your life depends on it.
Because if he heard what you said about him, if he heard what you said about him in the car, I'm not stepping in.
It's one-on-one you and you.
I ain't here to help you.
I ain't dying along with you.
Looks like he's not here right now.
It's a fucking day. Ted's scared.
Whenever I'm at a gas station, I'll buy random things and start buying them because I've had so much money that I feel like I need more stuff because I don't need more.
Why do you have that in your hand?
Piscotapani. You call that random?
I thought you don't even know what that means.
I know that I don't have a CD player.
And I will still buy this CD. What about Kosseth Gergo?
You're right, both. What's this?
You don't even have a CD player.
What is this? I need it.
The thing is, money has absolutely no value at all.
Everything's free. It's free.
It's free. You want this? It's free. No, I don't want it.
It's for you. You don't want any of the things you just picked up.
I've been looking for one of these. What is it? I've been looking for one of these.
It's a V27A battery.
I've been looking for it for...
10.
Something enchanted.
Oracle. What did your mate give us?
Marcel, your mate? We got that.
And now we have the sounds of angels from the hidden cave.
The sounds of banshees, which were...
Forbidden from leaving an ancient cave in which they've sit for the last 5,000 years gathering ancient powers waiting for me to come along and listen to their sounds so I gather their ancient powers.
And in their language you say all that by saying Piscota Pani.
Do you understand? What's happened?
Unfortunately I don't have a CD player in my RS7 ABT. For some reason they think CDs are out of date.
Weird. But obviously they're not because they're selling them in gas stations in Romania which means it must be the height of technology.
That's a good point. So now we need to get a CD player so we can listen to Piscondapani and learn the secrets of the Banshees which were stuck in the cave for thousands of years after the Saxophone Oracle gave you the Enchanted Amulet.
New side mission, screw our trip, we have to go find a CD player.
That's the new mission. The trip!
Nice. So what are these things?
Oh, they're road trip essentials.
These are just tools. Defense mechanism.
It's an axe and a saw.
Do you admit that with an axe and a saw, you feel more ready for the day?
Yes. Whatever might come your way, you have more options than perhaps you had before.
We made it.
The only reason we got here safely on our treacherous journey is Enchanted Oracle.
We're going to go to the temple.
We're going to go to the temple.
We did a side quest where we went looking for the saxophone playing Mage of the Forest and we found him and he blessed us for 2024 and increased our holy damage after we transcended a mountain by a cubicle car.
I see. I see.
And then we got the enchanted oracle, which Marcel has.
You don't know about the enchanted oracle?
It's a magical item.
This is all horseshit.
No. You're just sad you missed out.
No one's gonna believe us.
It was almost too crazy to be true.
It's a good thing it's on video. I'm a bit sad.
But I still don't believe it.
So that's where I'm at on a Bailey music playing...
music playing...
music playing...
See ya.
It's very cold. It's very cold.
So I need to make a very big fire?
There is no size of fire at which I will look and say, that fire's too big.
Someone might get burned.
Tristan might get burned.
I think I give a solitary fuck.
I am the fire. I will build the fire so large that our problem is only that we are too long.
Too long. Maybe dead.
Your girlfriend just broke up with you over the phone.
Then again, she was probably cheating on you with another guy anyway.
But can you really blame her?
Did you expect her to stand by your side whilst you were busy doing nothing?
No ambition. Lazy, broke and out of shape.
Look at yourself. It's time to flip the script.
It's a good thing you just joined the real world.
The best financial educational platform on planet earth.
Now what business model would you follow?
Which campus will you choose?
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