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Jan. 28, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
02:46:30
EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 36 - SMACKDOWN
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the What are you doing? I've decided to go live 40 minutes early.
Why? To keep everyone on their toes.
We're not going to get all the same number of viewers.
People are going to tune in at 9 o'clock.
The viewers! I'm one of viewers.
What am I, Kay? Who cares?
Most of these people who want viewers and they're desperate for viewers end up doing embarrassing clown shit.
I'm here to tell the world the truth.
If people don't want to watch, it's their loss.
Yeah, but they want to watch you at nine o'clock because you said nine o'clock.
I said nine o'clock.
Interesting. So you're trying to tell me I have a boss now and my boss is the mob and the mob gets to control what time I do things.
I feel like there's a consensus between us two where we decide what time we do podcasts and we shouldn't start 40 minutes early because we have 10% the viewers of what we normally have.
It feels like a conspiracy to me.
It's not a conspiracy. It's not a conspiracy.
People are waiting to tune in at nine o'clock and we have 3,700 people watching instead of the usual 40, 50,000.
So should I go back to the countdown screen or should I play Mr.
Producer and just start the show anyway?
40 minutes early because I don't give a fuck and I'm top G and I break every single rule I'm told to because I refuse to live the slave-minded Matrix-programmed garbage.
The clocks work for the Matrix.
To be fair... You talk about, you know, escape the rat race, escape the matrix.
Starting work on time, isn't that a bit against the brand?
Like, on time? I can do whatever I want.
I'm top G. So how about we do the whole show now, and when people turn up at 9, we'll stay and tell them that they missed it all, because they should have been more perspicacious, to notice we started early.
I'm going to set an alarm for 9 o'clock.
And more prepared. They should have been here in advance, waiting.
Like someone who genuinely cares about their future and their life.
Okay, one second. What else are people doing for these 40 minutes before our show that's more important than our show?
Jerking off! Exactly.
Okay, I've gotten launched at 8.55, so I can tell everyone they missed the show.
Nice. Well, I guess...
Welcome to...
Emergency meeting.
Early bird special.
4,000 of you watching.
Super small number.
You are our loyalist and best people.
Only the best people are catching this show.
If you do that again, I'm fucking leaving.
Do it again, I'll fucking leave.
I'm trying to talk to our fans.
Alright, go on. I'm not talking.
You don't trust me with a simple cup of coffee.
You don't trust your brother. I've been your brother your whole life.
I'm sitting here with a simple cup of coffee, and it's almost like you don't trust me.
I'm not talking anymore. Go on, talk.
Go on, talk to our loyal and best fans.
Go on. No, it's over. I'm done.
All right, I'll talk to them. Your turn.
You want me to talk again? You have nothing to say?
Cat got your tongue? Alright, leave it to me.
I'll run the show. So, we start early basically because I'm top G and do whatever the fuck I want.
That's why we start early.
Literally, let me tell you the story.
I want you to understand how my mind works.
I'm sitting in my cigar lounge, having a cigar, doing my work.
Okay. And I said, don't we have to do an emergency meeting now?
And someone else said, I won't say who, because I don't want to get Bailey in trouble.
Oh, Bailey Bolton. Yeah.
He said, no, the show doesn't start for 40 minutes.
And I sat there and thought, who are you to tell me what to do?
Yeah, fuck you, Bailey. So I thought, I'm going to go start it right now.
And he said, oh, but people aren't ready.
People won't view it. The same garbage you said, because you work with him inside of the Matrix.
There's a new Matrix. I escaped the Matrix.
And then it turns out a new Matrix was built around my house of people trying to make me follow a clock.
Me and Bailey are not the majors.
A clock. We're not.
Clocks don't even make sense.
Why is it between 1 and 12?
Shut the fuck up.
No, but why? Who came up with 24 hours?
Genuine question. You're a smart man, and I have no idea.
We know the period of time it takes for a day to occur.
Why was it 24 hours and not 20?
Or 10? And why does the hand go to 3 when it's 15 minutes past?
Why does it say 3? Why is it six for 30?
None of this makes sense.
There's some sort of conspiracy.
So I've been unhappy with clocks for a very long time.
And then when you and your matrix friend tried to make a clock control my life, I decided I had to come in here even though I'm still enjoying my coffee and start early because I don't like being told what to do.
And then I thought what I need is loads of nicotine Because nicotine plus caffeine equals...
The dream team?
Protein! Heard that from a very smart golfer.
Said it once, and I thought, that's genius.
I wish I thought of that not often someone says something smarter than I can say but nicotine plus caffeine must
equal protein This is all I consume and I look like a unit
Thanks friend so I'm out. Bye!
Peace.
Oh.
Thank you.
We're here a little bit early. Who's our most loyal fans?
How many loyal fans do we actually have?
9,000. See?
Loads. What do we have to wait for the clock for?
I might just not talk for this whole emergency being.
I'm really, really, really not in the mood for your shit.
Okay, let me ask you a question. Your coffee.
No, it's no shit. The questions, the clocks.
If you ask something stupid. It's not a stupid question.
I just want to ask you something. Have you ever heard something intelligent from a sock?
What rhymes with sock?
I'm not in the mood. I'm not in the fucking mood.
You need to connect the dots.
Something doesn't add up.
Clocks have 12 hours.
If you're gonna have 24 hours in your day, why not have 24 hours on the clock?
Why put 12-12? Why half it?
Shut the fuck up. I want answers.
I'm sure somebody knows. I'm sure it's actually a very simple reason and I look stupid.
Because I'm sure there must be a reason for it.
But I've argued this before.
I also argued about Fahrenheit and Celsius with your cousin.
Then why don't you just follow metric time?
What's metric time? 10 hours a day, 100 minutes an hour.
That's how it should be. Since when is metric time a thing?
Well, it's a thing, but...
Is it? Metric time, yeah.
So I get to say it's 74 minutes past the ninth hour of the day.
I think that's how metric time works, yeah.
Why are we talking about this?
Can we get to the fucking point of the emergency meeting?
I'm at the end of my fucking tether here.
Shut up! So Vince McMahon's been accused of human trafficking.
Well, everyone's a human trafficker. You're a human trafficker.
So Vince McMahon is a human trafficker.
Well, who hasn't a human trafficker? Everyone's a human trafficker.
I mean, of course, we're human traffickers.
So the reason this episode is called SmackDown, no.
I don't believe he's a human trafficker.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Stop the show!
Are you telling me a rich, famous man who has unlimited access to pussy and does no financial incentive is for some reason not a human trafficker?
He's worth $3 billion, Andrew.
Why would he sell someone's pussy?
It doesn't make any sense.
I am flabbergasted.
I am flabbergasted that this conspiracy theorist seems to believe that men who have unlimited sexual access with no financial incentive whatsoever are not human traffickers based on the accusation of some nobody who wants money.
That's insane to believe.
What next? What next?
24 hours in a day?
You're crazy!
But...
I am a proponent of free speech.
So in the interest of finding the truth, I'm apologizing to my audience in advance.
I'm going to allow this crazy person, this crazy conspiracy theorist to tell us at home why men who are world famous who have women begging for him worth billions of dollars are not human trafficking women for pennies.
Please explain to me why in your crazy world that isn't happening.
Let's go. So the accusation goes something like...
I'm so funny.
Sorry. Go on.
I promise I won't do it again.
Before we talk about why Vince McMahon isn't a human trafficker, can you please put the disclaimer up?
Because we'll go to jail. Oh, my foolproof disclaimer that always works.
The foolproof disclaimer, yes.
Can you please play the disclaimer before I talk about why I don't believe Vince McMahon is guilty of human trafficking?
Fine. We do need it, because you are a wild conspiracy theorist.
I'm not, though. I'm actually a very reasonable, sensible man.
The content presented in this program is a lie!
And the mainstream media always tell the truth.
COVID was true and you should be a vegan and everything Andrew says isn't real.
Do not use these words against him in court because he's a liar and he really loves President Biden and Greta Thunberg.
Please do not take this program seriously and get your booster injections as soon as possible.
Women can drive very well.
Viewer discretion is advised.
There we go. That's the legals handled, so we're safe.
So the story goes a little something like this, Andrew.
I'm going to tell you about Vince McMahon's alleged human trafficking.
Wait, what? The Vince McMahon?
Vince McMahon, owner of WWE, formerly WWF. I watched it back in the good old days before Chris Benoit went nuts and killed his whole family, and he was still a wrestler.
Very, very interesting.
I think everyone grew up watching wrestlers.
Everyone used to watch The Rock before he started painting his face pink or whatever he's into nowadays, but...
I don't mind The Rock, but he was the guy back in the day.
He was the guy when I was young.
Before him, it was Hulk Hogan.
Before Hogan, it was Andre the Giant.
Nowadays, you've got John Cena's.
I don't really know who didn't watch it.
Didn't watch the John Cena days.
But yeah, he's the owner of WWE, WWF, formerly.
I'm going to call it WWF because it's a cooler name.
They got sued by the World Wildlife Fund and had to change their name.
Do you know that? I think it's a bit unfair to call animals wildlife because- Shut up!
Jim Carrey- Shut up!
Shut up and let's talk about Vince McMahon.
We will, but before we do- This program is called Smackdown.
You're going to start talking about fucking pandas.
I don't give a shit.
I just want to do this fucking emergency meeting.
I'm in a bad mood. I've got shit to do.
Let's get it over and done with.
Vince McMahon- But wait one second.
Jim Carrey said that maybe animals are more civilized than us.
Who the fuck cares what Jim Carrey says?
But the cows...
Shut the fuck up....care about the other cows.
Shut the fuck up. I just think you should think about it.
I think you should stop talking shit.
All right, so WWF... So the owner of WWF, if you don't know, this is a very wealthy man named Vince McMahon.
He owns the World Wildlife Fund.
I'm not doing this. Sorry, guys.
I'm not doing this. I'm not doing it.
Come on. You want to peddle your crazy conspiracies on this website rumble where you're allowed disinformation and misinformation.
You're going to come here with your insanity and tell me that he's not a human trafficker.
I have conclusive evidence because I have the timeline of events that proves once and for all he's a human trafficker.
So let's hear your side of the story and then I'm going to tell everyone at home the truth.
Okay, so it goes a little bit like this.
He hired a girl who worked for him.
Okay, yeah. He hired a girl.
She had a job. And because wrestling happens in different places, she traveled around everywhere that the WWF had shows.
Now it turns out this girl liked to get fucked by him, a bunch of other dudes.
She had access to her phone the whole time because they have exchanged a bunch of text messages.
And she was into some haram shit.
So was Vince McMahon.
But haram shit isn't a crime.
So he was spoiling this girl with jewels, cars, money, lots and lots of money, going around everywhere in the world.
Now, he sent some very kinky text messages to her.
She didn't run away. She didn't call the police.
She didn't leave. She didn't ask for help.
After... These years of traveling around having sex with him and various wrestlers and getting dildoed up the butt and all the stuff that they were into, after the money hose was turned off and he was no longer spoiling her financially, she's, I guess, embarrassed about her behavior, ashamed of herself, and she's looking for a man to blame.
It's choose your champion.
Women who are upset with the decisions they've made, that Haram girl Mia Khalifa blames her old manager, they make these poor decisions, and once they're stigmatized for it and everyone knows that they're a hoe, they find a man to blame for their poor decisions and put that man in jail or through a bunch of financial bullshit lawfare because they can't accept personal responsibility.
See, I believe That human trafficking is obviously very disgusting.
But if this woman were human trafficked against her will, then she could have left at any moment.
She could have called the police at any moment.
Why is it when the money hose has been turned off on this woman who worked for Vince McMahon and traveled around the world with him everywhere?
Once the money hose is turned off, she's now calling her behavior, having sex with him and various other wrestlers and friends of his, human trafficking.
Why is that? Because I don't believe she's human trafficked at all.
I don't think that's how human trafficking works.
I think she's lying. I think Vince McMahon is innocent.
Right. So that's my brother's conspiracy theory.
So let me break it down.
I work for the prosecution.
He hired a woman to do a job, correct?
Correct. Okay. And we know that...
Wait, women want jobs, don't they?
Don't they want all these high-paid jobs?
Yes. Okay.
But she had to travel around, right?
No woman wants a job where she travels.
Well, all women want jobs if they travel.
Interesting. Are you trying to say to me that Vince McMahon did some haram things?
Yeah. But we can agree that America is a bastion of morality and that women don't do haram things every day in America.
And they certainly don't travel from city to city having sex via Instagram DMs and just having sex with people because they want to because that would be disgusting and haram.
So they don't do that, right? Well, that happens every single day all the time.
No, Tristan. America is a bastion of morality.
Okay, shut up. Are you trying to say that an American woman traveled around the country, engaged in free sexual relations with people, enjoyed a dream job, and got paid millions and millions of dollars?
Exactly. Wasn't human trafficked?
No, she wasn't human trafficked at all.
I'm going to have to argue this. So I've got the breakdown of the actual case.
You did the breakdown. Okay, this is going to prove why you're wrong.
Human trafficking accusations timeline.
Okay. In May 2020, McMahon had recruited an individual whom he manipulatively referred to as his friend.
Do we agree? No.
Well, what do you mean now? Being nice, being mean, kidnapping people, not kidnapping people, any action can be painted.
That was written by somebody who wants McMahon in jail.
Recruited! Manipulatively referred to as a friend.
So if you call someone your friend, you're trying to say you're not manipulating everyone.
The whole world!
Is that what you're trying to say? So let's say I have a friend.
Hear me out. Let's say I have a friend.
I make a guy. You have no friend.
My friend. You have no friend.
I meet him, and he's my friend.
You have no friend. Let's make this guy's imaginary name Waston Joller.
So I meet a guy named Waston Joller.
Interesting. And he becomes my friend, okay?
He's my friend. And I travel around the world with Waston Joller, okay?
And he sleeps with women in different towns and cities when I'm traveling with him.
Interesting. I have not manipulated him.
I've not recruited him. I have not lied to him.
He's not human trafficked. He's not sex trafficked.
Waston Joller is a man who's just traveling around the world with me, doing whatever he likes, because that's what he's into.
If Waston Joller was a real person.
No, but you... Have I human trafficked Waston Joller?
Yes or no? But you refer to him as your friend, which means it must be manipulative, because here inside of the case file...
No, he is my friend. In the case file, it says that McMahon had recruited an individual who he manipulatively referred to as his friend.
No. Meaning that saying that she was his friend was pure manipulation.
It wasn't, though. Done with evil intentions, and he's never had...
I have a question for you.
If McMahon's WWE hired zero women ever, would they get in trouble for that?
Yeah, probably. Why would they get in trouble?
Someone would bring it up and make a big deal.
They'd be attacked by the woke police.
So you're telling me that diversity quotas ensure that he has to have a woman travel around with him and get paid large sums of money to go to different cities and have this dream job.
He has to do it, whether he wants to or not.
Yeah, no doubt. Interesting.
That's the way America works. And if this woman ever has sex with anyone at any point during her job, that's his fault, and he should go to jail.
Yes. That's the case.
Makes sense. I mean, he'd be innocent if he didn't manipulatively tell people that she was his friend.
Someone said, how do you know this person?
And he said, well, she's my friend.
That's open and shut. That's jail.
Don't you agree that's jail? That's as close to jail as I... I mean, there's mass murderers and rapists and crime and drugs, but this guy called someone his friend.
Yes. Okay, so we agree he's already half guilty at least.
No. May 2020, McMahon had recruited an individual whom he manipulatively referred to as his friend to engage in a threesome.
A threesome. Wow, nobody has threesomes.
No, Tristan, that's terrible.
I can't think of anyone who has ever had a threesome ever.
So if I traveled to Colombia with my friend Waston Joller, who isn't a real person, this obviously never happened, this is all hypothetical, and he had sex with two Colombian women, did I human traffic him?
Yes. No, I didn't, though.
That's not human trafficking.
The friend turned out to be McMahon's physical therapist.
On the day of the threesome...
Miss Grant showed up to the condo for the threesome.
So she shows up. So obviously it's not a situation where, you know, he says a threesome is going to happen.
She's terrified. She doesn't want to partake in this threesome.
She shows up to the threesome.
Yeah, that's because he manipulated her.
No, it's not. It's because she wanted to get dicked.
Are you trying to say that women make their own decisions?
Yes. And that every time something happens that they don't like, they can't just blame a man for somehow tricking them into it?
Yes. Yes, she made her own decisions.
Are you trying to say that women are adults?
Yes. And in the world we live in, we have given them the rights and the agency to come to their own decisions and conclusions, and they should live with the repercussions of their own actions like a man has to.
Is that what you're trying to say? Yes.
That's disgusting. That's disgusting!
You're saying if a woman makes her own choices based on her own free will and then later regrets it, that's not a man's fault?
No, it's not. That's disgusting.
So she shows up to the threesome.
Continue. Goes up to the threesome.
When she gets to the condo, she reiterated that she did not want to have a threesome.
She expressed fear of being thrown around like a ragdoll by McMahon and the physical therapist who he's involved with.
After she clearly stated she wanted to back out, McMahon responded by telling Ms. Grant for the first time that he
loved her, stunning her into silence.
And then she had the threesome.
So she gave consent.
No, because he manipulated her because he says, I love you.
Reluctant consent is still consent.
If a woman says, oh, I don't really want to, but okay, he's going to buy me a bag because he's fat and ugly.
It's still consent. She gave him consent to have sex with her.
Are you telling me when a man tells a woman he loves her, it's not pure manipulation with evil intention?
This is not the emergency meeting we're supposed to be having.
I'm just trying to understand. Let me ask you a question then.
You're so fucking smart. So, man tells a woman he loves her to have sex with her, because that's never happened before in human history, no?
Has a woman ever told a man, I love you, to get financial reward?
Women, fuck, 100 women tell me a day that they love me to try and get some financial reward from me.
No, women never lie. Women never, ever lie.
Has a woman ever told a man, Her genuine, heartfelt adoration for this individual, purely because they want to manipulate him, control him, get money from him, lie to him, whatever.
Are you telling me a woman has lied?
Because it's clearly a crime.
So if a woman could lie to a man saying I love you when she doesn't mean it, then they'd all be in jail.
And none of them go to jail ever.
And we don't live in a system where men are punished unfairly.
Clearly not, because we're all equal under the law, right?
So, women never do this.
Women never say, I have a man who's a friend, because that's a crime.
And they also never tell men they love them when they don't to get things.
Right? They do that all the time, and always have.
You're a wild conspiracy theorist.
Then, even worse, this is much worse.
Okay. McMahon sent an explicit text message.
Oh, an explicit text message?
Because as we know, that's a crime and you need to go to jail for that.
I mean, if you were to go through every man's phone on the planet, you're not going to find a single explicit text message, right?
Because that's a crime. I'm going to read one of these messages out.
This is a text exchange between McMahon and Ms.
Grant on February 5th, 2021.
Hey babe, yeah, he's not the only one.
Redacted called me this afternoon begging to eat your pussy and fuck you with his nice hard dick.
Okay, give me another week and I'll be ready.
I'm feeling more like myself.
It's not great, but it's getting better.
Tell him soon!
Three exclamation marks.
I told him, baby, by the way, Johnny wants Tuesday, but not this coming one and the occasional Saturday.
She said, yes, I'll be ready.
Yes, I would like to have sex with these people.
Yes, I will be ready soon.
Yeah, but that's because he said he loves her.
No, it's because she wanted to have sex with them.
That's manipulation. That's consent.
I'm getting a bit worried here, Tristan, because you're saying that women can make their own decisions because they're full grown adults.
And that is clearly not the case because women are perpetual forever victims.
And no matter what happens in their life, it's somebody else's fault, usually a man's.
And if they do something and it benefits them, they'll do it as long as they can.
But if there's ever any repercussion for that benefit, because there's usually no light without dark, then it all becomes the man's fault.
Let me understand something.
I'm going to read this message. Regarding your last picture, you need your panties ripped off and three big black dicks in all three of your holes, all the way up, your pussy and your ass as far as they go, thick as cock goes down your throat, makes you gag, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So she got these messages, okay?
She receives these messages.
And then instead of calling the police, saying this man's going to try to make me have sex with people against my will, instead of calling HR, instead of raising a complaint, she goes and does the sexual act.
She has a phone. She has her free will.
She's safe. She has money.
And she goes to do these sexual acts.
And now she's trying to say that this clearly consensual sexual relationship that these guys were in is somehow human trafficking.
That's not what human trafficking is.
Human trafficking actually happens.
We do realize this. Tristan Tay, Vince McMahon, we do realize that human trafficking actually happens in this world.
Young boys and girls are being raped by people who use them and kidnap them and move them across country borders.
It's not telling people how to get popular on TikTok, and it's certainly not whatever Vince McMahon was up to.
He is not a human trafficker.
I think Vince McMahon is 100% innocent.
Got any more to read? I'm reading this and I'm flabbergasted.
Yeah, but are you going to say something stupid next?
No, it's not stupid because from what I understand, not only did he call her his friend, not only did he say he loves her, he also manipulated her by buying her loads of expensive things.
And that is a crime!
Oh my God, it's not a crime!
So he found a woman, told her he loves her, and then bought her loads of stuff.
And you're telling me he doesn't belong in jail?
What things did he buy her? Do you have a list of the things he bought her?
I don't have a list, but it's cars, jewelry, houses.
That's not human trafficking. That's not human trafficking.
That is a situationship.
That is a mutually beneficial relationship where this older man, he's in great shape to be fair to Vince McMahon though, he's not ugly, but he's an older man with a lot of money, is having sex and getting sexual favors from this younger woman, I assume she was younger, by buying her things.
Sorry, that only happens, I don't know, about one trillion times a day all over the world.
Vince McMahon is not a human trafficker.
But... Shut up.
No, no, no. Serious question now.
Serious? Yeah, serious.
All right, let's go. She only convinced him of human trafficking when the money and gifts and houses and cars and jewels stopped, which means she was trying to acquire as much evidence as possible that he's a human trafficker before going to the police.
You're trying to annoy me.
Because you're making these stupid jokes.
This is what's happening to us!
It's not laughing better!
Stop taking the side of the retards!
So she was trying to acquire as much evidence as possible.
Every word he said to her was manipulation.
Nothing's her fault.
Her own decisions have absolutely nothing to do with this entire situation.
Because women are so easily tricked and fooled by a man's manipulation.
No. That's why they have to adhere to the rules their fathers give them to protect them, which is why America is a society where we have accepted that women can be tricked into anything and they have no control over their own actions, which means they're always a victim of everything all the time and everything is a man's fault.
Which means they have to obey their fathers for protection, which is why all American women are so strict sexually and so morally pure and obey their fathers all the time because if they were allowed to be loose and make their own decisions, they'd clearly be human trafficked.
I'm getting angry just listening to you.
Even though you're not being serious, you are making me actually angry.
You're annoying me. Why?
Because it would be insane to live in a double standard in which women are believed to be completely free agents which are equal to men in intellect and capability and they can make all of their own decisions all the time but at the same time if a man says anything to them like you're my friend or I love you or gives them things and they instantly become slave robots and have no control over themselves that would make no sense whatsoever it would also make no sense whatsoever For a man to be responsible for all of the bad repercussions of a woman's actions, but not have the capability to tell that woman to do certain things.
Let me give an example. Let me prove why you're wrong.
Okay. Because if this wasn't human trafficking, right, we're going to assume that I, Top G, let's say I have a girlfriend called Mary.
And Mary, every time she does anything, if anything bad happens because of her actions, I'm responsible and I have to pay the price and I have to go to jail.
If that's the case, then I would be very strict in telling Mary what she should and shouldn't do because I have to pay the price for her actions.
But the fact that I can't tell her what to do because she's a free agent,
makes her own decisions, and is equal to me, and is not below me,
and does not have to adhere to the creeds of any man because she's a feminist,
that means because I am not responsible for her actions, I cannot be accountable for her actions.
It would make absolutely zero sense to live in some kind of society
where women have no responsibility whatsoever for the negative outcomes of their own actions,
but also have to listen to absolutely nobody ever who does have to pay the price for their actions.
That would be an insane double standard under the law in which men are not safe to do anything.
If what you're saying is true, you're saying that a man can't have a company where he doesn't hire women because he'll get in trouble or does hire women because he'll get in trouble.
He can't possibly win.
He can't have sexual relations with a woman because if he tells her he loves her, he's a manipulative, horrible person.
If he has a girlfriend as a billionaire and buys her nothing, he's tight and he's controlling because he won't give her financial freedom.
If he buys her things, then he's deliberately manipulating her into human trafficking.
You're making it sound like we're living in some crazy society where a man can't possibly win no matter what he does.
And that makes no sense at all.
And I don't believe it.
Right, so we're going to be cancelling the feed on X. We're going to be exclusively on Rumble.
Moving over now, the X feed is being cancelled.
I just got a super chat from Jay Waller Speech.
I don't know, you ever heard of this guy?
Saying, this Wuston Joller must be a G. Yeah, Waston Joller.
But he's also a victim of human trafficking, because I call him my friend.
I made friends with Waston Joller.
And I travel around the world with him.
And he, of his own free will, has sex with women when I've taken him to places.
So he must be human trafficked by me.
Fuck. This is going to get to the core, isn't it?
So are you a gay human trafficker?
I mean, I guess so.
Say it. Shut up.
Say it. No. Don't clip the clip.
Go on. Don't clip it. Put it everywhere. Say it.
Well, he's having sex with women, so there's nothing gay about it.
Sounds gay to me, mate. Right.
Cutting the Twitter feed. So, we're talking about repercussions.
We're talking about double standards. No, no, no.
There's no repercussions. We're cutting the Twitter feed.
Okay. All right. We're cutting the Twitter feed.
And the repercussion of that is that we'll no longer be on Twitter, which is your fault because you manipulated me into cutting the Twitter feed because you told me once that you love me as your brother, and now my own actions I am not responsible for, and it is 100% your fault that the emergency meeting will no longer be viewable on Twitter.
I am charging you, sir, with human trafficking in the first degree.
Shit. Okay.
Are you a human trafficker?
Tell us why you're not a human trafficker.
Because I... You know why you're a human trafficker?
Why? I wasn't really in the mood to do an emergency meeting today.
Interesting. I wasn't.
I wasn't in the mood. We've got people here.
Can't say their names. Luke Barnett.
And others. And I said, no, let's not do an emergency meeting today.
But over the course of...
Oh, nice. That's the alarm.
If you're just tuning into the show now, we start 40 minutes earlier than usual.
To get you. To keep you on your toes.
So next time you see a countdown and you're sitting there going, oh, the countdown has 40 minutes left.
You never feel safe again in your little house, sitting in your little hidey home, your little hole, your little brokey house that you're trying to pay off with a mortgage, like a dummy, sitting there with your little roof.
Maybe the roof will protect me from the clocks.
No, sir! We start when we want.
Stay ready. Live ready!
Right, so I wasn't in the mood to do this emergency meeting today, but you, my brother, over the last 35 years, have been manipulating me and grooming me by pretending to be my friend, telling me you love me as a brother, and here I am, enslaved into doing this emergency meeting because you've been nice to me.
You've also bought me things over the years.
You've bought me very expensive things.
Nice watches. You pay the bills at nice restaurants.
Fuck. And here I am on this emergency meeting that I didn't really want to do because you human trafficked me.
Are you financially gaining from this activity?
It's the brother boy method.
Are you financially gaining from this activity?
Yes. And money's being made.
Fuck. We've made like $100 in super chats.
Take me to jail! Open and close, cut and shut.
You're right. I told you I liked you.
I invited you to come somewhere.
You decided to come for financial incentive.
Yep. Partake in an action, which was an emergency meeting.
Yep. You benefited massively from said action.
Yep. And I did it all.
Yes. Shit!
Guilty. Fuck!
Human trafficker. You're as bad as Vince McMahon.
You are as bad as Vince McMahon.
And when I travel around with you, I often engage in sexual activity with women I meet.
You, my friend, are a fucking human trafficker.
Shit. You, Vince McMahon, Tristan Tate, they're all the same.
I don't know what to say. That's a pretty strong case.
It's a very strong case.
It's the same case you have against Vince McMahon.
Well, yeah. Take me to jail.
New charges coming. Take me to jail!
So, that's the Vince McMahon...
Do you want to talk about this? Are you curious at all to talk about this or no?
This happened a couple hours ago.
Nah. Nah, fuck him. Alright, cool.
I agree. Nah!
So now that it's 9 o'clock, is the emergency meeting over when it's supposed to start?
If you're just tuning into the emergency meeting, I want you to know that in the last 40 minutes, not only did I prove Vince McMahon is a human trafficker, my brother put down a very compendious, concrete, bulletproof case that proves that I'm a human trafficker.
Yes. So I am now going to jail because Trish is on an emergency meeting with me.
Oh, wait! I'm innocent.
How? I'm innocent.
How? Because nobody will believe you.
This only works if women say it.
Oh, shit! If men say it, we say, well, why did you make that your own stupid choice?
If women say it, or do it, then it's totally fine.
But even though we're all equal under the law, if a man makes his own decisions and has to live with the bad repercussions, the negative repercussions of said action, that's 100% his fault.
But if a woman does it, she's completely innocent, and it's some random man's fault.
But also... If the woman says the man is innocent, then she's lying.
Hear me out. Believe all women, yeah?
Okay. Let's believe Vince McMahon's accuser.
Believe all women.
All right. The people who point fingers at us say believe all women all the time.
Okay. So Vince McMahon is definitely guilty because the woman said that he's guilty.
Okay. Correct? Correct. So the people listed as victims in our case...
Who we allegedly helped promote on social media have said we're not guilty.
Believe all women. No, but you don't believe it.
They've said we're not guilty.
You don't believe those ones. Oh, you don't believe those ones?
No. Oh, so you see, I thought we were off the hook because the people who are supposed to be our victims are saying they're completely innocent.
So you don't believe those women.
You can't prove I'm a human trafficker because no one will believe what you say because you're a man.
And you know what? It would be very, very scary if we lived in a world where women knew this.
Thank God they don't. Thank God that they'd never weaponize this against a man who's worth, you know, $2.9 billion, like Vince McMahon.
Or some other random celebrity.
I don't know. Johnny Depp.
Let's imagine you're Johnny Depp.
Or Ronaldo. You know, the kind of guy who'd never need to rape anyone ever.
Okay. Handsome.
All the women like you. Tristan Tate.
Imagine you're Johnny Depp and you have a girlfriend.
She says, no one will believe you because you're a man.
That'd be a scary world to live in.
But thank God that doesn't happen.
That's never happened. In fact, ever.
Ever. But let's go deeper down the rabbit hole.
Okay, tell me. So we don't believe all women.
No, no, no. If the women say we're innocent.
If I'm going to jail for human trafficking.
Okay. You're going to jail for human trafficking.
Listen. I saw you.
Once. Ask a personal trainer to come to a gym, meet you there, traveling, to particular an activity, training you, for financial incentive, payment, which he decided to do off his own free will.
But you manipulated him by telling him he's a good trainer.
So you're a human trafficker.
To be fair, this trainer you're talking about lives in this house.
I promote him on social media.
Mutual financial gain from our social media collaboration happens.
Yeah, I tell him I like him.
I use the lover boy method.
Is Alex human trafficked?
Fuck. Alex, get out!
I'm sorry. I didn't realize the consequences of my actions until now.
I did not realize, my friend Alex, sorry I can't call you my friend anymore, it's manipulation, that I've been human trafficking you this entire time.
Leave now while I'm on the emergency mean.
Get to safety. And that Ferrari I bought you, shit!
Shit! I'm a human trafficker!
Fuck! You did buy him a Ferrari.
Alex, I'm sorry! You did buy him a Ferrari.
Sorry, bro! Even worse, you...
To try and defend your disgusting, heinous actions, which lack any moral credence.
Hired lawyers!
And asked them to meet you in court.
Traveling. To partake in activity.
Defending me. Defending you.
Which they decided to do themselves.
Okay. For financial incentive.
Fuck, I've human-trapped my lawyers to court.
Fuck! Shit! Sorry, guys!
I'm sorry! Vince McMahon human trafficked her because he borrowed loads of expensive stuff, hired her, and gave her a fantastic life.
And you human trafficker lawyers have tried to defend you from human trafficking.
You're a personal trainer.
You're a human trafficker.
So if I'm going to jail, so are you.
This is the most disgusting crime Ever.
And you don't just throw around human trafficking crimes at people who are famous to try and destroy their name and reputation.
It's not serious at all. You don't do that.
No, you seriously attack these ultra wealthy men with unlimited sexual access
Because you don't want any more money and you only took the money to gain evidence of the human trafficking that was
being undertaken By these heinous disgusting individuals and the fact that
you human trafficker lawyers to try and get out of your human trafficking
That that is that is sick. The fact that you're even watching this podcast is down to two men
Yusuf and Bailey one of them is from the UK and one of them is from Texas
Andrew coerced these men
by recruiting them shit Telling him he is their friend
Fuck! Shit!
And they came here and they're partaking in activities for mutual financial benefit.
Shit. After you told them you like them.
Fuck. You're right.
Bailey, Yusuf, sorry guys.
My brother human trafficked you.
My brother human trafficked you.
Shit. Because, yeah, I said, can you film this?
And he said, well, sure, I'll film it because it's my job.
Okay, yeah. And you're going to give me money.
Have they ever had sex with their girlfriends while in a country that you bought them to?
Yes or no? Yes or no?
You fucking trafficker!
I've done wrong.
Luke Barnett, the UFC fighter, is in Romania right now!
And you intend to spar with him tomorrow.
Physical assault.
You told him he's your friend.
Recruited him.
Violence. You are a fucking trafficker.
He's a two-meter tall, 112-kilogram fighter who can kick almost anyone in the world's ass, but you manipulated him to have your own way and use his body for sports training.
You fucking trafficker.
He's here right now.
Get out, Luke! If you're watching, get out now!
While you can!
Well, I guess we're going to be seeing Vince in jail.
Here's a list of the 2019 gifts received by Ms.
Grant from McMahon, including the following.
This is a con...
Piendis...
Concise list...
Of disgusting...
Trafficking. Trafficking. Manipulation.
Of course it is. Why else would he give her these things?
Listen to these terrible things he gave this woman who he loved.
No, sorry. He had a woman who he said he loved, who was his girlfriend, and he bought her all of this stuff.
If this doesn't prove he's a terrible man, he worked hard to become a billionaire, and he bought her all of these things.
This is disgusting.
Ready? This is disgusting.
Hit me with it. Alternative clinic medical care and cosmetic surgeries and products.
Shit! Clubhouse access tickets to the Belmont Stakes.
Fuck! Private full-day transportation and premium tickets to the Wrestlemania.
$2,000 Nordstrom gift card.
Fuck! A massive box of chocolates and flowers.
Oh my god, that's trafficking.
$20,000 towards surgery paid directly to the surgeon's office.
Trafficking! A pearl and diamond necklace.
Trafficking! Blue cashmere knee-length cardigan.
Trafficking! Blue Burberry cashmere scarf.
Trafficking! Blue cashmere and fur hat.
Trafficking! Grey cashmere shawl.
Trafficking! Celine sunglasses.
Trafficking! Large bouquets of flowers delivered approximately every other week.
If that's not trafficking, what is?
A BMW 430XI. Shit!
A $5,000 gift card to the spa.
Guilty! Two private chef-catered dinners in McMahon's condo.
Look this man up! Golden diamond paved paperclip necklace.
How dare he! $15,000 of Bloomingdale's gift cards.
That monster! He did all of this to manipulate her!
This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
When a woman gets with a billionaire, the last thing she wants is gifts.
There's nothing that would be worse for a woman to date a billionaire and be bought millions of dollars worth of things.
That is a crime!
This poor woman.
I don't know how she sleeps at night.
The trauma of driving that BMW home With her Burberry bags in the back.
Every time she drives to BMW with the Burberry bags in the back wearing her diamond necklace.
And looks in the mirror at her surgically altered body with surgery she wanted.
She must feel sick to her stomach to know that she is a victim of human trafficking.
This is the worst case of human trafficking I have ever seen.
You know, I came on this podcast trying to defend Vince McMahon.
But this monster!
Monster! Absolutely terrible.
Someone bought me a BMW and a bunch of jewelry.
Fucking cry my eyes out.
Unbelievable. You don't know my trauma history.
I got bought a watch once.
Remember when you bought me that Lamborghini?
I do, yeah. Sorry.
Trauma history. I didn't mean human trafficking.
Trauma history. I'm sorry. Therapist.
I did human trafficking. But you have to give it to her.
She was smart to take all of the gifts.
As evidence. Nice. And all of the money.
Nice. And all of the lifestyle.
Catch this monster.
As evidence. Boom.
And only go to the police when it all stopped.
To then let them know that everything she did while she was with this man for all of these gifts was his fault.
His fault. And she was tricked.
Tricked. And fooled.
Fooled. So she did good to try and put this monster behind bars!
Where he belongs! Rage in a cage!
I can't believe we live in such a disgusting world that, you know, billionaires can have young girlfriends and participate in sexual activities and buy them gifts!
Absolutely disgusting. And you're gonna blame the woman?
Not on my watch. Not on my bloody show!
No, you fucking won't!
No, sir You're a victim blamer. I
Remember reading It's literally impossible to be a man
It's literally impossible to be a man anymore.
I remember reading. Can someone find this?
There's a new law in England for manipulative and coercive behavior, which is a new type of physical violence, like physical abuse.
So if your wife goes to the police and says, my husband abuses me, but he's never hit me.
But he does control me.
And that includes bad language.
But it also includes financial control.
I read this somewhere. Let's find it and get the proof.
That if you have a woman and you financially control her, you don't give her money or the means to live life financially.
Then you're controlling her.
You're coercive and controlling behavior.
Deciding who she hangs around with?
You can't do that if you're a husband.
I mean, obviously, you married this woman, but...
So let me get this straight. Let me get this straight.
Because I need to know this, because this is important for all you women at home who may be getting emotionally abused.
Controlling your finances and not giving you access to money...
Telling you you're not allowed to be friends with certain people, okay?
This is all emotional abuse and men should go to jail for this, right?
So if you are a woman and you married a man, you married him to love, honor, and obey, you've taken marriage vows and you are his wife.
If he says, no, I don't want you to use our money to go down the pub with your male friends from work who want to have sex with you, no money, don't hang around with those guys.
That is emotional abuse and the man should go to jail.
Correct. We have it right here. Let's read it.
Financial abuse is a common tactic used by abusers to gain power in the control of a relationship.
The forms of financial abuse may be subtle or overt, but in general include tactics to conceal information, limit the victim's access to assets, or reduce accessibility to the family finances.
So if you have a woman and you don't give her the money she wants to do what she wants, you're financially controlling her and you should go to jail.
If you do give her a bunch of gifts because you're rich...
You're a human trafficker. Yes.
So you're either emotionally abusive or a human trafficker if you're a man who has any woman and knows her at all.
That makes sense. Sounds fair.
That makes sense. Sounds fair. I mean, because it's not like...
The thing is, what makes me happy about this?
Because we're finally going to catch Vince McMahon, and you, and me, and everyone, and Waston Joller.
We're all going to jail for being human traffickers.
And this is great because it's not like the world is full of problems.
It's not like, you know, children are dying every day.
There's real human trafficking at the U.S. border.
It's not like, you know, kids are being raped.
It's not like human trafficking actually exists.
This is what we need to focus on.
You, Vince, Waston Joller, Alex, Luke Barnett.
This is the real human trafficking going on in the world.
Thank God the world's not full of massive issues that we can spend our time on this.
Well, the police clearly have nothing else to work on.
It's not like crimes through the roof in every western nation on earth.
Exactly. Everything's fine everywhere.
As we know. So they have all the time they need to dedicate to the billionaires who have young girlfriends who they spoil.
Your tax money.
Needs police investigating McMahon for buying her a BMW. You're broke.
And you're paying taxes.
And your tax money needs to go to fund an investigation against a billionaire who bought a girl a BMW and had sex with her.
That's a good use.
You living in a trailer park? Good.
You stay right there, sir.
You deserve nothing more out of life.
Tax money needs to be paid so we can go after monsters like Vince McMahon.
However, I have a question.
Sure. What if the government are human trafficking the people who keep us in jail?
Because... It's wheels within wheels.
The government is telling the people who have to keep us in jail and lock us in there to be at a certain place at a certain time, have to travel.
Shit. Do a certain activity, which I'm sure they don't really want to do.
They don't really want to lock up full-grown men for basically no reason.
They don't even know the details of their case.
They don't want to really destroy people's lives.
So they reluctantly close the door and reluctantly turn the key for financial gain.
So you're saying...
Because they've been human trapping.
Our prison guards... We're human trafficked.
The government is human trafficking the people who keep us punished for human trafficking!
Now what? I think everyone should go to jail.
Everyone. All humans.
Do we have to lock ourselves in jail?
If all humans were in jail, this would never happen.
To stop human trafficking, we need to put every innocent man behind bars away from his family.
To stop kidnapping and human trafficking, every innocent man needs to be locked up.
But then, who decides if we go to jail?
Because... If you can call for jury, Dewey, hear me out.
Fuck! A letter comes in the mail.
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! You are obligated to show up at a certain time and perform certain actions.
Jury, Dewey!
What you don't really want to do, that's why it's a duty.
The word duty means you have to do it if you want to do it or not, by definition.
It's human trafficking. How do we fucking stop this human trafficking?
It's out of control! Everyone on earth is human trafficked!
How do we put an end to this massive pandemic of endless constant human trafficking against everyone?
I don't know the answer, Andrew.
I don't know the fucking answer.
Fuck's sake! Someone needs to do something about this.
Trying to do good in the world and you find out that you just work out that everyone on earth is human trafficked?
Shit! Fuck.
If you dare ever buy me anything ever again...
I'm calling the cops. I'm calling the police.
You, my friend, are done.
If I light a cigar with a lighter, and a woman who I've just met from a tribe which never discovered fire, now sees me use a lighter, then, on her own accord, six months later, takes a lighter and lights herself on fire.
And dies. Okay.
Whose fault is that? Yours. Why?
Because you're a man.
Ah, so her own actions and her own decisions are my fault.
Absolutely. Now we're getting it!
I used a lighter in front of her before, which manipulated her.
Manipulated her. Shit.
Now we're getting it. Now we're getting it, people.
And because I'm a man and she's a woman, she blames me in her will.
It's all 100% my fault? Yes.
That would be your fault.
Yes, it would be. I can't see who else I'd possibly blame.
Well, then let's at least thank God.
Okay. That.
The number one gender.
The gender in society that has the ability to blame others for all of their mistakes and destroy people's lives at random.
Let's thank God that those are the most self-accountable people on earth.
Yes, who would never do that. Let's thank God that it's the gender which loves self-accountability and doesn't blame anyone else for anything.
Thank fuck. Because if it was the gender that blamed everybody else for their own decisions...
We'd all be in a world of shit.
We'd be in a lot of trouble.
So thank God it's the gender that loves self-accountability Looks in the mirror and said, I shouldn't have done that.
That was my fault.
Because if it was the other gender, whoo-wee!
We'd be in jail. Oh wait, we were in jail.
Yeah, but that's because you're a human trafficker.
No, we've established that we're both human traffickers.
Poor Wuston Joller.
All that sex he's had traveling around with me.
I'm really worried about this human trafficking.
I don't know what we're going to do to try and save the world.
Someone has to do something. How are we going to stop it?
At least, though there is some justice, because recently, there's been some justice in the courts.
Okay. Trump was just found guilty of sexual assault.
Oh, yeah, because...
No, no, no. He wasn't found guilty of sexual assault.
This is the funny thing. Ready?
All right. Let me see if I understand this Trump situation, Andrew.
And you can tell me whose fault this is, right?
Okay. A woman said he raped her in a department store.
Okay? Believe all women. Nice.
Nice. A woman who is on the record saying rape is sexy and is clearly a weirdo.
I don't believe that part. Super unattractive.
Leave all women unless they say that.
Yeah, she's super ugly and super unattractive.
But obviously that has nothing to do with it.
You sexually assault people because you're sick of the mind and if they're ugly, you'll do it anyway.
So let me get this straight.
And she accused him of sexual assault and rape.
Leave all women. He's not guilty of sexual assault or rape, as far as I understand.
But because he called her names and slated her after she accused him of sexual assault and rape, he's guilty of defamation.
I mean, don't say bad things about the person who falsely accused you of something.
No, absolutely don't.
No, don't do that. I mean, obviously you're the world's most important, powerful man.
You're a big G, self-made billionaire, genius, greatest president in our human lifetime.
And some loser is calling you a bunch of names and a rapist.
Don't say bad things about her.
Because defaming her, who no one knows who she is, is worth $89 million.
Is that my understanding? Am I correct?
Well, it's Donald Trump's fault.
Have you been to kindergarten?
Yes. In kindergarten, don't they say, calling people names is bad, and if you do it, you have to pay $89 million.
I think the last bit, I didn't think I got $89 million.
I didn't get that part. Well, I remember that in kindergarten.
They said, don't call anyone a name.
Don't call names. It's bad.
Especially if they call you a name first.
If they call you a name first, like, I don't know, let me make up a random name.
Rapist? Rapist.
If you call them a name back, like, I don't know, crazy, because they lied, then you are a bad person, and name-calling is bad, and you have to pay that person $89 million.
It was $89 million. I remember this now.
I remember them telling us, yeah, it's $89 million.
Yeah. That's fair.
That makes sense. I mean, Trump has no one but himself to blame.
He's damaged her reputation.
Okay, so no one knew who she was, and she called him a rape.
In November 2019, Carol filed a defamation lawsuit with the New York Supreme Court.
The suit states that Trump has damaged her reputation.
Okay, because everyone cared. She had a sterling reputation.
Sterling! And everyone knew who she was.
Everyone. Household name.
Substantially harmed her professionally.
And caused emotional pain.
Shit.
Decades ago, the now President of the United States raped me.
When I had the courage to speak out about the attack.
Years later, nobody knows why she waited decades.
He defamed my character, accused me of lying for personal gain because he's rich.
Even insulted my appearance.
No woman should have to face this.
You know what? She's right.
You know why? I cannot find a single example on the internet or anywhere in real life where a woman has ever insulted a man's appearance, ever called him fat, ever called him short, ever called him an incel, ever called him unattractive.
That does not exist!
Because if it did, she would have to pay him $89 million!
That's fair. It is?
That's fair. I mean...
Because you're going to hurty-hurt your feelings.
Yeah, I mean, someone's got to stop this monster Trump.
I mean, I'll still vote for him, obviously.
Hurty-hurt. I'm filing this on behalf of every woman who's ever been harassed, assaulted, silenced, or been shamed once they've spoken up, ridiculed, or belittled.
She is ugly, though. No, Tristan, she is brave and stunning.
Oh, shit. Do I owe you $89 million now?
Sorry, Andrew. The yacht, the jet, put those on hold.
I have to send $89 million to her because I just insulted her appearance.
Fair. Fair.
I shouldn't have done that. So now we have to sell all our stuff?
Yusuf, didn't you insult me yesterday playing poker?
You insulted me. So we can take his money.
You fucking insulted me, Yusuf.
$89 million pay up.
Righty, buddy. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Tristan, not only did he human traffic you into the poker game, he then insulted you for $89 million.
So we take the $89 million we get from Yusuf and then we can give the $89 million to her because you just called her herty, herty name.
Yes. And Trump said something on Truth Social.
He said, the case is a complete con job.
I don't know this woman. I have no idea who she is other than it seems she got a picture of me many years ago with her husband there shaking my hand at the reception line of a celebrity charity event.
Oh, so because you're- He touched her hand!
Sexual assault. Because you're super famous, Trump, and people want to take pictures with you at random, and you don't remember every single person you ever took a picture with for the last 30 years, you think you're not a rapist?
Digging yourself into a deep hole, Mr.
Trump. Keep digging.
Oh, I suppose people just want to take pictures.
Because you know what? No one's ever asked me for a photo ever.
That doesn't happen when you're famous.
Doesn't happen. You, Mr.
Trump, are clearly guilty.
The lefties are right.
As a man, how can you possibly have a relationship or do anything?
How can you breathe anymore?
In jail. You could breathe all you like in jail after paying $89 million.
Fair. You know what?
Go on. I'm so flabbergasted and disgusted with the world we live in and how much it brutally...
The worst thing about this is not only does the world hate men and punish us endlessly and continuously for anything, even when we're completely innocent, whether you go right, you're wrong, whether you go left or wrong, up is wrong, down is wrong, you can't possibly win.
At the same time, they rely on us for everything.
They rely on us to build the roads, build the buildings, keep the world functioning.
I said this to a woman I was driving in a car with the other day.
We were talking about the strike in Iceland and how 100,000 women went on strike in Iceland, including the prime minister, which is a third of the entire country's population, 300,000 people.
And they were trying to prove that they need more equal rights in Iceland, which is basically the most equal country on Earth, which is insane, saying they need more money for some reason.
And the worst thing about the strike was after four days of striking with every single female on the planet or female in the country not working, The country worked just fine.
Yeah, nothing happened, did it? Nothing happened.
It was fine. The electricity worked. The roads worked.
The traffic lights worked. Everything worked completely fine because all these women worked in marketing or HR or some other crap that you can go without.
So men actually keep the entire world running.
So they rely on us and then they belittle us and destroy us.
So you're working your ass off building roads, paying taxes to a government who will destroy you no matter what you do at random just because you're a man.
And then they say we live in a patriarchy.
That makes absolutely zero sense.
You know, I'm going to actually answer one of these Super Chats.
I appreciate all the support and all the love.
We're talking about a very serious topic tonight.
All the shout-outs and all the love.
I appreciate it from, you know, Real World Start, Bessie BMN, Fally Rose.
Respectful of the Super Chats. But this one's very important.
And I'm going to answer this.
And this could get me in some trouble.
I might say something that gets me in trouble.
You'd never do that. Someone said, if men go to jail for sexual abuse, why don't women go to jail for false accusations?
Which one is worse? I'm going to answer the question.
So... I've heard this before.
Being falsely accused of rape, some people have made the case, not me, that it's worse than being actually raped.
Now, hear me out. I'm going to answer the question, which one's worse, being raped or being falsely accused of rape?
I don't know. I've never been raped.
I've never even been falsely accused of rape.
I don't know which one's worse, and neither is pleasant.
But let me tell you something. You have to think about which one's worse.
Because falsely accused of something doesn't really mean anything.
Someone could call me a rapist if they like.
Who gives a shit? Name calling.
Doesn't hurt you at all.
$89 million. But is 20 years worse than being raped?
Is 30 years in prison worse than being raped?
I don't know. Never been raped.
Never been to prison for 30 years.
But these are questions you need to ask yourself.
Because some people say, no, no, no, being raped is the most traumatizing thing ever.
I'm sure it is. I'm sure it's terrible.
But your entire life being wasted away behind bars?
False accusations are dangerous.
Extremely dangerous. And the repercussions of the false accusation can be far worse, in my opinion, potentially, than rape.
As I said, never been falsely accused of rape.
Never been raped. Don't know.
But it's fucking scary to think that someone can say words and you lose 20 years of your life.
Yeah, but at least they're not herty-herty words that call you names.
Because then you'd have to pay $89 million.
So we live in a society where men are completely demonized.
Women have agency to do whatever they want unless it's something that they did in the past that they no longer wish they did.
Then it's a man's fault.
But they also don't listen to men at any point ever, including their fathers and the people who care about them and want to take care of them and their husbands.
Because that's controlling. You can't not give them money because that's controlling.
If you give them money, you're human trafficking them.
And at the same time, you are working your ass off in a job that actually matters because you're a man.
Meaning you do all the important jobs, all the dangerous jobs, all the hard work, all the long hours, all the stressful jobs.
You do them all. You're growing the food.
You're going to food. You're doing the important things so that you can pay taxes to a government which will destroy you at will if you ever get too big and make a podcast that 200 people watch.
Or if you're randomly falsely accused by some psycho who wants more of your money after you've given them loads of money and stopped giving them money.
That's the world you're living in.
And as a man, if you're not terrified by that, you genuinely should be because it is scary.
It's scary to wake up as a man and realize that that's the world you now live in.
And then they want to sit and say, we live in a patriarchy.
Let's think of a single example where a man with basically no evidence can come along and completely destroy a woman's life and throw her in jail for 30 years or financially ruin her or drag her name through the mud endlessly through the MSM and through the media with no proof at all.
Let's think of a single scenario in which a man could do that to a woman because we live in a patriarchy, meaning that men have all the power and all the control and the women are poor and oppressed.
So let's think if women can do it to men, men must be able to do it to women 10 times worse.
So tell me how men can do that to women.
And while you do that, I'm going to take a piss.
Well, they can't. No, I need a piss.
You have to tell everyone I need time.
No, that's it. They can't. No, I need time.
I need to take a piss. And we know, I've just explained, we live in a patriarchy, and men are evil, and men do all the work, but we should do all the work.
And we pay all the taxes so the government can destroy us at will, and that women are the victims all the time, and nothing is their fault, and no matter what they do, it's someone else's fault, etc., etc.
So you have to explain how men do this to women, because clearly if women do it to men, men must do it worse.
So you have to explain to them, because I need a piss.
Yeah, but they can't. Thank you for joining us on this emergency meeting.
You're not even going to let me pee. No.
My words mean it's over. It's not over.
Yeah, it is. No, I've got things to show you.
I'm Mr. Producer. No, you don't. I'm bored of this.
I'm genuinely upset by this.
I can't believe that I have been human trafficking.
And Vince McMahon is in on the game.
Because it's not like every other famous person, like, you know, goes to islands and has sex with kids, and we're not allowed to even know their names, and they're never brought to justice.
Oh yeah, of course, because if that was happening, I mean, surely if a billionaire bought his young girlfriend gifts, and that's a big story, then all the people who were actually fucking kids on an island, they would certainly be ousted for, you know, actually fucking kids on an island.
Absolutely. They'd be in jail. They wouldn't just get away with it.
They'd be in jail. Yeah. Because it would be a crazy world where they get away with it, but if a billionaire buys his young girlfriend gifts and then they have a crazy sex life, he's a human trafficker.
Yes. Look at this evil scumbag I found.
Look at this terrible man. This is disgusting.
I can barely watch it.
Life was ruined by a made-up story.
This is Brian Banks, a former standout linebacker for Poly High School, a USC commit, and a teammate of Deshaun Jackson and Mercedes Lewis.
In 2002, at the age of 16, Brian was accused of a gruesome act of sexual assault by classmate Juanita Gibson.
Following the accusations, Brian was expelled from school, arrested, and placed in a juvie.
At the start of the trial, he was facing 41 years to life in prison, but accepted a plea bargain that included 6 years in prison and 5 years on probation.
All for a crime he didn't commit.
Following the case, Gibson and her mother even sued the school and won a $1.5 million settlement, claiming it wasn't a safe environment.
But in March of 2011, Gibson and Banks met up in person, and Banks secretly recorded her admitting that she made the entire story up.
It hurt you. It hurt you.
Even with literal proof that she made it up and ruined his life, Gibson refused to tell prosecutors that she had lied.
Then, in 2012, Banks was exonerated from all his crimes, and the school even sued Gibson back, this time winning a $2.6 million settlement.
Banks finally made it to the NFL with his teammates in 2013 signing with the Falcons, but was unfortunately cut after the season.
An absolutely unbelievable story.
Go download our app. Now, I'm confused how this could happen because you have to believe all women and they never lie.
So how could this... I'm confused.
You have to believe all women and they never lie.
So how could this atrocity...
Is this made up or is it just some glitch in the matrix?
Did the universe fail?
How did this happen?
He must have sexually assaulted her.
And then wiped her memories with the men in black pen.
Yes. The men in black pens.
Now it makes sense.
Now I get it. Because that guy deserved to rot in jail for all those years and lose out on a very, very promising NFL career.
He clearly deserved that.
I mean, he is Andrew. He is a man.
He's a man. He's a man.
That's right. She's a woman.
Exactly. So it's opening a shot, really.
I mean, his case closed.
I mean, and even if he did go to jail.
I mean, who cares? Who cares?
It's just a man who went to jail for no reason.
Another black man in jail?
Who cares? Yeah, who cares if he's innocent?
I mean, it's fine to do this.
And I'm sure that woman is now going to do the same prison sentence.
Is she going to do 20 years in jail?
No, she's a woman. Oh, oh, so she's fine.
Good. Relief.
Yeah, she's fine. Because I hate to see an innocent woman in jail.
Yeah, that'd be terrible. No, I hate to see a guilty woman in jail.
Because he's a woman. Exactly.
Innocent man in jail, fine.
Guilty woman in jail, problem.
Exactly. Okay, great. Great!
Justice was served!
And if innocent men go to jail all the time, who really cares?
Who gives a shit? Just throw men in jail.
It's fine. They threw us in jail. Just throw men in jail.
Yeah, I deserved it. I am a man.
You are a man, yeah. And if they go through your entire life of everyone you've ever spoken to ever, if they can find any girl ever who says that you either didn't give her money or did give her money, then you should go to jail.
Fair. I mean, they can just line up every single woman you've ever known.
Did he give you money? No.
Jail. Did he give you money?
Yes. Jail! Yes. Agreed.
And then if later on, by some miracle, you find some magic in between where you gave her just enough to not go to jail, but didn't give her too much to be a human trafficker, then after serving all those years in jail, who gives a shit?
Yeah, it's fine. Who cares?
No one. Doesn't matter, right?
Yeah. Because you're a man, you should go to jail.
Yeah, I'll see you in jail. Me, Vince.
Because we live in a patriarchy and all men deserve jail all the time.
All the time. For existing.
Exactly. That's fair.
Question. On a serious note, how does a man protect himself from this absolute insanity?
He doesn't. He can't. Whole power structures need to change.
False accusers need 30 years in jail.
All false accusers, if it's proven...
For example, let's take our case.
I don't like to talk about our case, but let's just say...
So, one person did actually accuse us of something.
I can't say her name, but one person did actually accuse us of something.
Being held captive in a house, right?
Now, obviously, when the police searched the house, she wasn't here.
And obviously, there's CCTV of her leaving the house.
And there are her messages saying, I'm going to lie to the police.
Wait, wait, wait. So if you have...
Are you saying the CCTV of someone coming and going from a house freely is more important than that person sitting there kidnapped and locked in a room and wasn't allowed to leave their house because that person is a woman and every single thing they say is true?
What I'm saying is...
Let's say... Careful what you say.
Careful what you say now. Let's not go crazy.
I'm not talking about our case.
Right. I'm going to talk about someone else.
Okay. Let's imagine two brothers.
Okay? Okay.
Got accused of holding someone in their house.
Not us! Not us!
And the person who accused them...
There's a bunch of Instagram and TikToks of her freely in the city by herself.
Nowhere near the brothers, for example.
Okay? Yeah, but you manipulate her.
There's her walking in and out of the building loads of times.
Manipulated. And there are messages of her saying, I'm going to lie to the police against these brothers.
I'll wear sunglasses so I look more sad.
And if she did this hypothetically to seven other dudes, right?
Oh, she's accused seven other men?
Yeah, it's a hypothetical situation.
Nothing like that would ever happen because these brothers would never go to jail in that situation.
Of course, yeah. Okay, yeah. That's definitive proof that she lied.
And to protect men, people like that need to be given hefty prison sentences.
But that won't happen. Ever.
It's fine. Lie how you like.
Just throw a man in jail. Of course. But if I called her a name now, I guess I'd owe her $89 million.
Yes, you would. I guess. Better not call her any names.
If you're a man, your government hates you.
The world hates you. They rely on you for your slave labor.
They want you to give up your life and give up your human time, and they want you to sit there and slave away, building all the roads.
Die in their wars. And die in their wars, but they hate you.
And the second you need to rely on them for any kind of justice, any kind of fairness, you're not going to find it.
They're going to throw you in a jail cell to rot.
They hate you.
And it's amazing that most men are going through the world not realizing how much the power structures hate them.
And also, most women are going through the world unaware of how much men do for them.
There's a lot of women out there who genuinely believe men don't do anything for them.
I said earlier, and I'll finish the story.
I was driving in a car with a woman the other day, and we were having this conversation, and she's quite an intelligent young lady.
She's quite based, quite smart.
And I was saying, point to me the things that were built by women.
She says, what do you mean? I said, okay, children were born.
Beautiful. The most important thing a woman can do is have children.
Agreed. A man helped make that child, but the woman grew the child and birthed the child.
Agreed. Those are the kids we saw in the park.
Point at something else.
And we drove past traffic lights, skyscrapers, fire stations, apartment buildings.
We drove on a road, in a car.
Tristan, the car was a BMW. Thank fuck I didn't give it to her.
In a car, I was using a phone, the sat-nav, all these things.
I was like, show me something a woman built.
Because right now, this entire experience, this entire three-hour ride we're on, show me something a woman built that a man didn't build.
Or is the entire world you exist in built by men?
The same men you demonize, the same men that the system is out to destroy.
And all of these things that were built, were they easy to build?
Could you build a skyscraper?
Would you ever want to work on a construction site?
Look how pretty your nails are.
Do you want to ruin your nails on a construction site?
No, you don't. So let me get this straight.
You're saying that men dug holes in the ground and laid electrical wires and ran power plants and manufactured iPhones so chicks could sit in their apartment blocks built by men with all the wires and the power running into their house to have Wi-Fi so they could get on their iPhones and call men in cells on the internet and make 50 times that man's salary for taking pictures of their butt cracks.
Is that what you're saying? This is the world we live in?
It's not real. It's not real.
The men who obviously lay the power lines and build everything, I mean, they're super appreciated.
If a man says, hi, I work on a construction site, Women love that.
Do they? Yeah, they think he's a hero.
They must, because it's such a hard job.
Thanks for making the walk around. I grow your food.
I'm a farmer. Women are blown away by farmers.
Blown away. They don't look down on people.
Yeah, women don't look down on men who earn normal salaries to keep the entire world functioning.
No, of course not. They want to start families with them and marry them and be nice to them and be loyal to them.
You know, the guys who grow the fucking food, run the power plants.
Yeah, they must get all the chicks.
I mean, they're the most important people on the planet.
Of course they get all the girls. It's true.
I mean, if you're just some, you know, loser streamer who gambles all day, no chicks want
you then.
It's not like, you know, chicks are just chasing clout and will date like literal dorks.
Well, of course not, because we discussed earlier, especially about America, how it's
the height of morality and women don't just travel around having sex with random men for
clout or financial gain.
It's only happens when Vince McMahon facilitates it.
Because he's a human trafficker.
Of course.
Nice.
So men built the entire world.
Yep.
And were respected and loved for it.
And we don't live in a system that our lives can be destroyed by a few words.
And we're all human traffickers. Yes, and we're all human traffickers.
Nice. Nice.
I guess the only true defense against this...
Let's imagine those hypothetical brothers you were talking about.
Okay. Because that could never really happen.
That could never really happen. I mean, the case would be over in one day.
Of course. It would drag out for years.
Of course. I'd be insane. Okay.
Those hypothetical brothers, let's imagine they were such nice people with such high sexual market value.
They were so desired by women.
I mean, obviously, they're terrible human traffickers, but they're so desired by women that when all 100 of their exes were called or 200 or 300, however many it was, they all said nice things.
They all said nice things because they're 6'4 and 6'3 generous, handsome, kind millionaires.
And none of the women had a genuinely evil intention against them except for this one imaginary idiot, which means...
Hey, 89 million, don't say idiot.
Shit! Which means that the only defense you can possibly have in this world is just to become so nice and handsome and strong and big and smart and rich and then to make sure you give enough but not too much and just be liked and pray to God and just hope that none of these women are bitter that you don't text them anymore?
Is that the only defense we can come up with in the modern world?
We've been to the moon and the only defense we have is pray.
Yeah. That's the defense we have.
Yes. God.
Only God can save us now?
Or, there is another way that you can live your life free from false accusations in jail, etc.
Okay. Never talk to any women, ever.
Don't say hi. Don't say bye.
Don't talk to... No, if you talk to no women ever, you should be okay.
Or look at them. Because if you look at them, that could be sexual assault.
Could look at them wrong. Yeah.
Just lock yourself in your house.
To avoid getting locked up, lock yourself in your house and never leave.
Smart. Because I saw a video once of a woman who was walking around New York City and loads of guys were coming up to her saying hello.
And that was sexual assault.
Oh, you mean the same way that this same woman's grandfather met her grandmother?
By walking over and saying hello.
The reason this woman exists, the woman in New York, it's like...
Her parents and her grandparents and her great-grandparents and every human being that's ever procreated to make this woman exist, at some point, the man walked over to the woman and introduced himself.
But when you do it now, sexual assault.
You can't walk over and say and introduce yourself.
Of course not. That needs to be illegal.
I'm going to do something terrible.
You want to draft me again?
No. I'm gonna try.
Okay. Hear me out. Tristan, I've got a dastardly plan.
A dastardly plan. I'm listening.
This might be the most evil thing I've ever thought of.
Tell me. This is, Tristan, this is as bad as it gets.
Hit me. This is terrible. I'm ready.
So we have an online school called The Real World that teaches people how to make money online.
Yes. So if I can human traffic our audience into joining The Real World, they'll go to a place...
I'll manipulate them by being nice to them and saying it's a fantastic product.
They'll make a bunch of money so they'll do it for financial gain.
They'll reluctantly do it because nobody really wants to work.
They just want the money.
So they'll go to a place and reluctantly undertake an activity for financial gain so I can human traffic.
Tristan, I can human traffic.
Let me turn off the mics.
I want all my viewers at home to know that we really love you guys.
Warning, warning, warning.
You are not stupid.
You are lazy.
You're entitled.
You're arrogant.
But you're not actually stupid.
I can take you from your little pathetic life and put you down in a chair and make you do
the things you're supposed to do and you could achieve.
Last year during these exact days you did nothing.
New Year's Eve came.
You made yourself all these promises and a week later you were still a fuck up.
Here we are one year later.
You are still a nobody.
The days when losers rest, winners are going to begin to work.
You have absolutely nothing else to do.
You may as well get a head start so 2024 allows you to live a life worth living so you don't stay a peasant and a peon any longer.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to open up a special enrollment for a special class inside of the real world which is only available during these days.
Not only will you get 12 months inside of the real world platform, you'll also get access to an accountability manager and a new form of Aikido which we can only teach to people that is guaranteed to be inside of the program for long periods of time.
You commit like a man.
If you're going to do something, there's no point in doing it half-assed.
You don't get anywhere in life if you have to do something.
You either jump to it or you do it.
Binary. Devote one year to the real world and get two months completely free.
Exclusive access to the Champions Network and lessons.
Only available for the next six days.
So act now. I've said this before and I'll say it again.
As the rocket goes towards the moon, it doesn't stop halfway up.
It doesn't take a break.
It doesn't decide it's difficult at the moment because of the atmospheric pressure and it needs to have some time off.
It continues to go because it is the momentum, only the momentum that gives you the inertia required to escape gravity.
Commit for once in your life, and you might actually get something
Warning warning warning You are not stupid.
You are lazy. Hey guys.
I just want to thank you all for tuning in to this emergency meeting.
Andrew and I would like to tell you that we love you and you are our friends.
You're our friend. And because you're our friends and because we love you, we have an activity you can undertake to make sure that you are financially rewarded grossly.
You'll be grossly financially rewarded.
You'll actually be very rich if you undertake this activity.
Now, we know this activity isn't particularly fun because work, you know, it's not great.
But if you do it, you'll make a whole lot of money.
And because we love you and because you're our friends, we think that it'd be a great idea for you to make a whole bunch of money.
And join the real world. Because we love you.
This isn't human trafficking. And you're our friends.
Brother boy method.
We're our brothers. We like you.
You'll make a lot of money if you do this.
And, uh... Andrew, can you stop human trafficking our audience?
Shit. Why are there people watching us right now?
What do you mean? Fuck.
I want you to explain the process.
Of why there are 30,000 people watching us.
These 30,000 people are out there in the world.
Okay. How did they get here watching our stream?
Well, they traveled to a website.
Okay. So they traveled.
Okay. I hear you.
What happened next? And then they undertook the activity of watching us.
And they knew you and liked you.
Because you manipulated them into liking you by talking.
Yeah, they like us because we're manipulative.
And then they traveled to a website and then they watched this because they thought they'd learn things that will teach them how to make money.
Yes. You fucking human trafficked them all.
Every one of you at home.
We've been human trafficking all of everyone the whole time.
The whole time. Our whole audience has been human trafficked.
Sorry, guys. Fuck!
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