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Feb. 6, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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The Journey to Wudan Mountain Part 2 | Tate Confidential Ep 214
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What time does yours say?
Mine's set wrong, no doubt.
No, mine's ten minutes past eight.
You know what Pooset is, don't you?
My favorite, the Palenka.
That is definitely Palenka.
I might have to drive today.
It's a bad idea. Nice.
No, it's horrible. I'd rather eat the cup.
That's the worst booze on the planet.
No, I saw the cups.
Palenka may be the worst booze on the planet.
It might be the worst booze on the planet.
But somehow, it becomes a joke when you're in the Romanian villages and you always end up drinking it.
It is funny. Because I hate this shit.
I truly do. Really?
It's like with beer or wine.
You just need to find the right wine.
What'd you say, bro? Oh, you don't know the code.
Yeehaw. Pour the shit.
Get the fuck out of here. He doesn't give a shit.
I don't give a fuck. He's not complaining that he hates it.
He's just making it as a matter of fact.
He's just saying it's disgusting. And you know what I will say?
I've lived in Romania eight years now.
I've drank a lot of Palenka. I will say that it doesn't grow on you.
Whiskey grows on you. Like, I like the taste of whiskey.
Yeah, acquired. Palinka is not the acquired taste.
It always tastes like this.
Absolute trash. Cheers, bro. You know what?
Cheers. That horse's ass smells better than this alcohol.
Wow. Nobody else?
All right, we'll get fishin' out the first one.
Whoa! I'm needing Jesus this morning, bro.
We're going to church drinking palenka.
So, this is the Romanian way.
Yeah. Don't shit on my traditions, you American scum.
Village practice.
Palenka church. Village practice.
No, that is actually how they do it.
🎵 Bailey, you've missed out.
In this perfect setting, I'm telling you, two shots of Palenka hits.
I don't want any more Palenka.
It's 9 o'clock in the morning.
But two shots of Palenka gives you a nice morning buzz.
You're missing out. T, absolutely not.
No way. No, Justin, no, no.
I'm not having Palenka.
I said two shots!
Three is the lucky number, guys.
Good morning. Two shots of Palenka.
Good morning. This is fucking horrible.
The donkey quit on us.
And he left with the fucking Palenka.
And we're in the middle of some field.
No, fuck that. I'm getting the Palenka.
What do you mean?
That's the least of our warriors.
We're in the middle of nowhere. If we're going to sit out here in the middle of nowhere...
Now hear me out. With my security guards, there's two seats in that car.
And there's six men here.
So, you guys all fight to death for the extra seat.
The guy with the gun is definitely winning.
Bailey, you're going to have to sit in somebody's lap.
And that's Alex. Come on, Bailey.
Let's go! Nice.
Nice. How much?
One bullet. One bullet.
Bulletproof is here.
Now we're talking.
Hey, hey, hey.
Now we're talking.
Now we're talking.
Well, the thing is, you know, lots of billionaires have private planes and all that kind of stuff,
the fancy supercars, the big guys, and as a billionaire I thought I'd up the game a little bit.
So I now take private trains everywhere.
There's no guests on this train.
It's just me and my people. My train.
That's how I roll. I'm Romanian now.
Would she like one?
I asked her and she said, what is it?
Six, please. Not five.
T, no one wants palinka.
Absolutely no one. Where are we?
We're in Romania. In a traditional...
I don't know.
Romanian restaurant. Okay.
What's your point? He's trying to upset me with hot chocolate, so I'm switching it back to Romanian.
Marcel, what have you done? A nice, calming, soothing twist in Romania.
Yeah, he agrees with me. What did I say?
What did he say? Fucking no, bro.
Does anyone know? You have to say, yes, this is it.
This is it, like Michael Jackson's last score.
Some make it like 60, 70 degrees.
Those are strong. This is like 50, 55.
Marcel, I was super cold before I drank that.
Now I feel really warm, so...
It's your booze blanket.
We make it from our apples. It's apples.
Great. It's disgusting as well.
Everything's gross. Yeah, from the grown man that wore hot chocolate.
You okay with that?
It is what it is.
I hear it. It's remaining.
I can't see Tristan is like the zoo similar
Civilization II. So when you'd start off, you had your little civilization and you didn't want to go to war because your army wasn't that big.
So you could do trade deals or do peace deals with people.
So I'd do peace deals with like the French and the English and the Vatican because you had a peace and you could not worry about that border.
If they start getting mad at you, they'd send their emissary and their emissary would be like, we are a little unhappy with our trade agreement.
And you knew in the next couple turns they were going to attack and you could be prepared for it.
You do peace deals with them. You never did peace deals with the Zulu.
Because the Zulu would say whatever they wanted.
It's fine, yeah, we're great.
And then the next minute they invaded your whole border.
Without warning, without an emissary, in the game.
Zulus were uninteresting.
You couldn't do these games. Of all games I've ever been interested in playing, that would be the most interesting.
Interesting. Don't do deals with Tristan.
He said just that. Interesting.
He's the Zulu. This is how it goes.
Marcella stuff. Fall into the trap.
You should just go to war with them instantly and annihilate them because there's no point.
Good luck. So, what's good?
It was absolutely wonderful.
Thank you. You better hope and pray.
Because if he finds out what you said about him, I'm not, listen, you've been my friend for a long time, but I'm not looking to get to a fight where I'm definitely going to die alongside you.
Normally I would, against any other man.
If anyone else came for you, I'd die with you.
Road dogs for life, day one.
But when Ted...
You better hope and pray.
My gut tells me that buying windshield wiper fluid from the gas station is not a good idea.
Why? I don't know.
It's a Romanian gas station.
There's no way it's a good idea. It's supposed to be acid, is it?
Romanians are cheap. At worst case, it's just going to be plain water.
Lying to be something else.
They're not going to make it anything more dangerous or better than what it's supposed to be.
I just clean my own windscreen.
You see that? People think I'm not a man of the people.
They go, oh, he's a billionaire. Must live this privileged life.
I clean my own windscreen sometimes on my one of 200 Audi, Audi, Kia, RS7, one of my 54 supercars.
I'm a man of the people. Yeah, but fire's warm. It's very cold.
It's very cold. So I need to make a very big fire?
There is no size of fire at which I will look and say, that fire's too big.
Someone might get burned.
Tristan might get burned.
I think I'll give a solitary fuck.
I am the fire. I will build the fire so large that our problem is only that we are too long.
Too hot. Maybe dead.
There's a lot of trees around here.
Have you noticed on the way in? Plenty of wood.
Also, we've got enough ice to put the shit out in here.
That's right. Me and Marcel, we've got ice, so it's fine.
You know, if there's any problems. Can we see your one?
I don't like either. I don't like either. I have to avoid drinking.
The saxophone made one, and it's interesting.
Do you have the enchanted amulet?
Yeah, I do. Has first seen it yet?
I have not. Maybe if you display the enchanted amulet, he'll understand why you can't drink.
He's scared to hug his necklace all night.
See, that's how you know he didn't go to the mage.
Sorry. Sorry, bro.
You don't get it. It's cool.
You're just scared to have a drink. Did you go to the Encharting Forest?
Yes, I did. Did you find it?
The Saxophone mage. And then did you go to the merchant?
Yes. And get the oracle?
Yes. I did all those things.
No, you didn't. I put him there.
Where's your holy point, sir?
Lichtenstein Castle, where the elves hum at me from the forest.
I have more experience with these things than you.
I have more experience with mystic forest creatures than you do.
And you dare sit here next to me?
Because you're too scared to have a sip of beer?
I need to see your...
Where's your amulet? Used to be a somebody, Marcel.
Used to be a contender, Marcel.
You were once a name to be feared.
Oh, Marcel's coming out. Shit, Marcel.
He's gonna have to pace. Everyone's gonna have to fucking get on their game.
Stage one. Attack's the ego.
Sorry. Cheers, Marcel.
We just did a happy family cheers.
Come on, drink with us. She's already done!
Marcel, why would you insult Justin's wife?
Of all the things, first my sister, then his wife.
The ultimate insult.
Let's go.
Marcel. Drink yours and show me how it's done.
I will, but...
Let's go, Marcel.
That's perfect. You look like a gnome.
I'm actually refusing today. No.
No. That's creepy.
First full baby. To being real men, baby.
First full baby, that's your first one.
Third. It's my third!
It is, 100%. Me and him did one before you, but you started in your room.
Then we did the once again, then we did that one.
No. You said one, I'm sticking to one.
I didn't say one. Juice.
It's juice. I cannot drink it, Twister.
I cannot drink it. You have to drink yours of ourselves.
You have to drink yours anyway. Super easy.
I'm not even saying this. I'm saying to you as a non-drinker.
It's easy. It's like juice.
It's like juice. It's actually like juice, bro.
It's easy. I would admire you.
Give me a sec.
I will take another one of these.
I will take another one of these for you to drink that.
Deal? No. He'll drink another one of them if you drink that.
That sounds quite a good deal.
Very good deal. I'm not sure who's going to drink with him.
We'll work that out later. It's super easy.
That's juice. Bro, you're right.
You're right about Marcel. People do change.
People just... I know. They're just...
He spread his wings.
He flew away. He moved on.
Yeah, he's just too good for guys like us.
You want to sit around and drink for that good old time with your buddies, you know?
He's done. He's done. See?
It's like juice. Done.
You know what?
I think we should legitimately let him off the hook.
Bro, I feel like I'm actually going to throw up.
Wait. That would be gay.
You don't want to catch AIDS, do you?
Yeah, can't catch AIDS. Bro, I thought you were going to back me there.
I was so sure you had one back.
Alright. I forget my friends.
We're not your friends!
We all lied about it being freezing cold.
You're liars and charlatans.
They told me this little sob story.
It's cold outside! And then something about being gay.
Something about gay bar. And then here we are, and I'm perfectly fine.
See this? You can't even see his fucking face.
Of course you can! Out here looking like Sub-Zero.
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