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RS7 Debate
00:06:43
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| I'm gonna kill you. | |
| Something's gonna happen. Alex is not gonna get his Lambo. | |
| I'm out. | |
| God is gonna stop Alex from collecting his Lamborghini. | |
| God has prevented it happening for a long time now because we went away. | |
| We had things to do. | |
| I was busy. | |
| I felt like training instead of letting him go get his car. | |
| Some days he'd ask me to go but you know for some reason I was uh... | |
| What was I? Can't remember. | |
| Hungry. So I didn't go. | |
| But here we are. He's finally nagged me into it after buying him a Lambo and making him wait for ages. | |
| But I still think, on the way, something will happen that will prevent Alex from getting his car. | |
| Hopefully not. Something is gonna happen. | |
| There is no way God is gonna let us get a Lamborghini. | |
| No way. | |
| We're trying to go get his car. | |
| Something's happening. I told you, God won't let him. | |
| God won't let him have it. | |
| I don't understand what the beef is. | |
| Corruption. | |
| I can hear police yelling, sirens. | |
| Ah, we're past that little blockade. | |
| Close! Don't worry, Alex. | |
| We have plenty of time. We have a whole 26 minutes left before God stops you from collecting your car. | |
| It's the one you like, too, that's it. | |
| Yeah, it's a pretty girl. | |
| That's a pretty girl. I'm annoyed that Alex has given the car and I'm lost. | |
| I buy it. Buy what? | |
| This. I don't know. I don't give a shit. | |
| Anything. Do it. | |
| 296 is just a baby SF and I've got two SFs. | |
| Alex, there's no way you're getting a car and I'm not getting a car. | |
| Buy me a car. How about you one? | |
| I would actually buy you a car. | |
| You're a liar. I would, but I can't, but I would. | |
| Yeah, yeah. RS6, do I need an RS6? RS7. Do I have an RS7? Andrew, you drove here in an RS7. I drove here in an RS7. You're right. | |
| I drove here in what, one RS7 or two? | |
| You don't need a second one. | |
| Don't I? No. Can we bring this car out? | |
| I want to see this one. I want to see this car. | |
| Can we bring it out? Yes, of course. | |
| That should be no problem. The car is at this price because it's got some modifications done to it. | |
| The car at the moment is running around 800 780 horsepower and it has the intercoolers upgraded. | |
| You get the air intake upgraded on the car. | |
| You get it lowered. | |
| Yeah, it's been a full Two and a half minutes since I've driven an RS7, so maybe I don't need one. | |
| No, you don't. Perfect. | |
| It's a different color than my one. | |
| Is it? I don't think so. | |
| No, it's literally identical. | |
| Alex, God is still gonna stop you taking this car. | |
| It's not over yet. It's literally here. | |
| No, no. God is not gonna let you get home with this car. | |
| He's not gonna let you. Lightning is gonna strike and destroy something. | |
| We have a roof. There's no way you're gonna get this car. | |
| I like the color. | |
| The color's really nice. | |
| See how good that sounds? | |
| Sounds like a killer. | |
| Bailey. | |
| I'm not going to do it. | |
| That's the thunder, bro. You have exactly five seconds to convince me not to buy this car. | |
| Hey, bro. I'll start the count again to make it easy for you. | |
| All right, nice to see you. You have five seconds to convince me not to buy this car. | |
| One, two, three... | |
| If nothing I say will convince you not to buy this car. | |
| You've got to try! Start again. | |
| Okay, I drove here in an RS7, which I only bought a month ago. | |
| It's true. Let's try. | |
| One. Buy it. | |
| Get it. You won't. You won't. | |
| I fucking will. | |
| You don't know me. | |
| Sounds louder than my one. | |
| Hey Tristan, we don't have an RF7 do we? | |
| Thank you. | |
| RS7? What do you mean? | |
| You drove an RS7 here. | |
| Oh yeah, I drove one here, but... | |
| You don't need two RS7s. | |
| It makes no sense. You sound like Bailey. | |
| Do you have a key yet? For the Lambo? | |
| You sound like Bailey Bolton. Okay, bye, I don't care. | |
| You're not getting me. I am getting you. | |
| You started this. We came here and you got me, so I got you back at the time. | |
| Now I'm going to get you back again. | |
| I'm not buying it. I'm buying it at you. | |
| I don't care. I don't want it. | |
| It's at you. What's been said so far? | |
| Do you understand? At you. | |
| Speaking of buying things at people How do we get the car | |
| We'll do it for you without any problem. | |
| We've got a new plate for it. | |
| Our guys will put them on the car. | |
| We'll bring them outside. Alex, I've known you seven years. | |
| I consider you a brother, one of my best friends in the world. | |
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Brother's Surprising Gift
00:05:16
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| What the... | |
| What do you think? | |
| Shit. Man! | |
| Bro! I was telling him, bro, from all these cars, I like this one. | |
| I know what kind of cars you like. | |
| I know what kind of car you're like, and I told you two weeks ago I had a surprise coming. | |
| Paper's done. It's in your name. | |
| Good to go. Black Ferrari. | |
| Congratulations, bro. Congratulations. | |
| Woo! It's a good day. | |
| Now I have a black car. I've been taking cars with me. | |
| Man, this is dumb. | |
| I don't have to go. | |
| What? | |
| Woo! | |
| You didn't see this coming, did you? | |
| You didn't see this coming, did you? | |
| No, of course! Alex! | |
| Not bad! | |
| Not bad at all! | |
| Look at the summer, the roof comes off. | |
| It's a 4-8-8 spider, so even that 4-5-8 that I had, this is like the super new upgraded version of it. | |
| Man! Enjoy it bro, we're going to have a lot of fun. | |
| We're going to have a lot of fun this summer. Thank you very much brother. | |
| Fucking shit. Man! | |
| Aww! There you go. | |
| Don't crash. Don't crash. | |
| Let the other Alex crash first. | |
| I have one. | |
| Thank you. | |
| No good deed goes unturned. | |
| Not bad for a pair of faggots. | |
| Ha ha ha! | |
| I'm gonna go up there. | |
| Bye. | |
| First drive. I actually never drove in a car like this. | |
| I only moved it in the parking lot. | |
| So I have zero idea what it feels like. | |
| On the road? Yeah. I'm very tall as well, so I'm like 6'4 for Americans. | |
| And the visibility is kind of weird. | |
| Yeah. You can see this, right? | |
| Yeah, of course. This is amazing. | |
| This is amazing. | |
| You're happy. Happy? | |
| Happy days! | |
| Happy time. Happy life. | |
| Bro, this is a beast. | |
| I can feel it, this car is a beast! | |
| Smooth! | |
| Nice! | |
| Thanks for watching! | |
| I'm jealous now. I'm jealous of the cars I have. | |
| Tristan, why don't we have any fast cars? | |
| We're rich. Why don't we have nice cars? | |
| How many cars do we have? | |
| That's what I mean. It's a fucking joke. | |
| A hundred's a good number. | |
| The day I'm finally free from this decal garbage matrix attack and I line up all 100 cars in a row and walk past them one by one and count. | |
| One. Two. | |
| Three. For the brokies. | |
| Tell them one up, brand new AK there, you must get one up Send one up before the sun come up | |
| Venezuela link for the product Them call me the same cause dollars, yes I get turn up | |
| We cover up to my dad, my dad, my dad Ooh, ooh, ooh | |
| All of me killa dem bad, all of me killa dem mad Say up and go, from dem dis be man, say I think I gave dem | |
| Bro, I'm happy Thank you, bro. I'm happy for you, this is sick. | |
| This is sick. This is the one you picked as well, you said I'll get that one. | |
| Bro, I didn't pick it. I know, but you, when you went in, they said, oh, I'll get that one. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they know you so well. | |
| Alex asked me, you don't like this car? | |
| Bro, this is the best from here. | |
| But I didn't know this is mine. Yeah. | |
| I didn't know. Fuck it. | |
| Sick, bro. This is crazy. | |
| What's it like? Did you hit it a little bit? | |
| Of course. I go in the highway. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fast. | |
| Nice. | |
| Wicked. | |
| Yeah. | |
| My guy, Alex! | |
| Ha ha ha! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Wow! | |
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New Tires, Wobbly Car
00:03:11
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| Damn! | |
| Vroom! | |
| It doesn't matter. | |
| The engine, the driver is the most important. | |
| You are not breathing! | |
| One week later. | |
| It's larger than large. | |
| Things taller than tall. | |
| I feel it for me, finding my freedom. | |
| I Had to be father and dad, work smarter than her, larger | |
| than, larger than life. | |
| Rock it and go to the top, waffle stack, but that don't make it, that the sickest panama, be a bee if you want, I'm | |
| rich yet, you don't think yet, I'm the cock, fuck a million, see nothing. | |
| A few moments later I'm a faggot | |
| I'm a faggot I'm a faggot | |
| I'm a faggot I'm a faggot | |
| Flat tire? | |
| No no, you lost it one more beat, you can't do it. | |
| It's super wobbly. Tire pressure on the car. | |
| Tire pressure on the car. Tire pressure on the car. | |
| 2.3 bars So long story short we went out to the cars | |
| I just got this Lambo. It's actually like it only has like 14,000 kilometers. | |
| I'm so unlucky with the cars because this one broke already. | |
| So you broke it already? I didn't do anything to it, Alec. | |
| How did you break it, Alec? I just drove it normally and it's fucking broke. | |
| I don't know, man. So now we're going home because my car broke down. | |
| No. Bro, I don't understand. | |
| I'm literally the most unluckiest guy So what happened? | |
| So I took the car, like a few days ago we went to Snagov And the car was super wobbly, Marcel actually got it on | |
| video And it was super wobbly, literally couldn't drive it | |
| So we went back home And I went | |
| I got like new tires, like everybody told me it's gonna be the tires. | |
| I've seen the tires go like super shit, so that's why now I have winter tires and everything is okay. | |
| Hopefully. That's it? | |