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Dec. 27, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
02:58:23
EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 30 - WARNING! A HERO'S YEAR IS HERE
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This is going to be quite a serious one because I believe at the beginning of the year we should take it extremely seriously.
It's actually the winner's new year.
If you're not sure what that is, we're going to explain that to you.
We're going to explain why it's so important that you begin to work now and do not wait for the losers.
All the losers are going to begin when the date changes on the calendar because they think that arbitrary Number change is going to somehow instill them with the discipline and dedication required to be something more than the dickhead they currently are.
But I am under the firm belief that dickheads will basically probably always be dickheads, no matter how hard you're trying to stop a dickhead from being a dickhead.
So we're going to talk about the Winter's New Year.
But before that, we have to do some very important things.
We have to find my disclaimer and put it on the screen so we don't go back to jail too soon.
And we have to also play the best song in the universe, which I'm going to do right now.
Best song in the universe ever, hands down, which can't be debated.
Doctor Who theme tune? The- So Happy New Year,
everyone. It's the Winner's New Year.
The Winner's New Year begins directly after Christmas because you have Christmas Day.
You sit around with your family.
You eat food.
You listen to your aunt talk crap.
You see that cousin who thinks they're successful.
I actually just got into college.
Imagine getting into college.
Please explain this to me.
I have to work hard and do tests to get grades so that I can apply for a college.
And the college says yes to taking my money.
Okay. You take the, yeah.
Then they take your money. And I get nothing.
Imagine having, they're a business who need your money.
Imagine applying to buy a Big Mac.
Hey, can I buy a Big Mac?
Can you, will you take my money?
Well, yeah, sure. I'll take your money.
Here's your shitty Big Mac. Some of you losers would probably get rejected by McDonald's, though.
They'd take my money. I don't understand it, but they're like, I'm going to college and I'm good.
Dork shit! I invented the Big Mac attack.
I don't want to say anything too conspiratorial or negative, but I want you to understand that every single organization...
Disclaimer. Oh, yeah.
Shit. We need the disclaimer before we go back to...
Disclaimer before you speak, Andrew.
Please. Are you trying to say that everything I say gets us in jail in trouble?
Yes, and I also don't like your disclaimer.
Why? Because your disclaimer is...
Why?
It's going to put me back in jail, isn't it?
No, it's not. The disclaimer is bulletproof.
I don't think it is. I'm pretty sure that disclaimer will get me put in jail.
Find it? There at the top.
Disclaimer. Where? That's not it.
This is it here. Okay, so after the disclaimer, you can continue your point, but I may have just saved us another three months in jail.
It's your fault we're going to jail anyway.
It's... Okay, sure.
It's my fault. So you made it.
Yep. Alright.
Let me just call you Mr. Producer this.
Okay, disclaimer. One second and go.
The content presented in this program is a lie and the mainstream media always tell the truth.
COVID was true and you should be a vegan and everything Andrew says isn't real.
Do not use these words against him in court because he's a liar and he really loves the President Biden and Greta Thunberg.
Please do not take this program seriously and get your booster injections as soon as possible.
Women can drive very well.
Viewer discretion is advised.
So anyway, every single system you rely on that exists out in the world today, every single organization, every single thing they say is required to preserve the sanctity of society, the judicial system, the medicinal system, the educational system, the justice, everything you can name is corrupt.
All of it's a scam! All of it's a scam.
The education system, of course, is a scam.
Because what they're trying to do is train you to be a good slave inside of the matrix.
They're not interested in training you how to escape the matrix.
So anybody who sits there and brags about how well they do inside the education system is simply bragging about how good of a slave they are.
And they will stay a slave forever.
Of course, everything I just said is a lie.
Do not use it against me in a court of law.
I made it all up. I'm a liar.
Okay. Great.
So... When your cousin at the Christmas table is saying, hey, I did so good in college, what they're really saying is, I'm a fucking geek.
I belong inside of the slave system, and I have no interest in trying to escape.
The reason I hate people like you and I, Tristan, is because we're teaching people to escape the matrix.
And we've described at length that if you are inside of the matrix, regardless of how successful you are, you're still always going to be beholden to a company.
And that company is going to tell you what you're allowed to say on social media, which means they can control your thoughts.
And by controlling enough people's thoughts...
They can control the information which is out there in the world, which bends and shapes reality in real time.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, did it make a sound?
The point being, if nobody points out the glaringly obvious because they're afraid to lose their job, then the glaringly obvious isn't real anymore.
Instead, you're going to sit there and pretend things that aren't true.
Because you have to. Because you've got future kids.
Because you're inside the matrix. Gotta get out.
You can only get outside the matrix by making money for yourself.
Outside of these corps. Outside of fucking weirdo org.
And the educational system won't teach how to do any of that.
In fact, learning business from a business professor at school who's broke is the biggest waste of time you can possibly undertake.
They don't have businesses. Yeah, they don't have businesses.
I mean, that sounds like something very obvious, but there are millions of people studying business worldwide.
Imagine learning kickboxing from a man who can't kickbox and has never had a kickboxing fight.
Would you? I'm gonna learn a piano.
Okay, I'm gonna get there. He's gonna teach me about the notes, the keys, the scales, but he can't play piano.
He's just reading off pieces of paper.
That's essentially what you're doing by learning business from somebody who doesn't own and run a successful business.
So it is the winner's new year and the main goal of this emergency meeting is to explain to you how important it is that everything you want to achieve all of the actions which are required to be undertaken begin now not on the first like all the other losers and the primary goals are to make you understand the value which exists in joining our programs which are designed to help you escape the matrix if you don't want us to explain to you what has changed how your life will change what kind of life you could live What life is like outside the matrix.
And if you don't want us to sit and motivate you, you can leave this emergency meeting now.
Because that's what we're going to be doing for the next hour.
Because it is the Winner's New Year, which is why we are here.
Because even my brother and I work twice as hard on Winner's New Year's.
And we're already miles ahead of the competition.
And we still double down on our work.
So that's why we're here.
There's a very serious emergency meeting.
Sorry, Tristan. I'm not going to play the video of you dancing around with the hat on.
Your mate. The Udhorn.
Your mate. Not going to play Tristan's mate.
I'll tell you this very, very seriously.
So, winter's new year.
Now, most of you at home will realize I'm one of the smartest people on the planet.
And I've come up with all my theories and all of my knowledge and wisdom from basic perspicacity.
I'm not really a book reader because reading books doesn't teach you anything.
You only learn through experience. I've lived a very varied life and I've learned lots of things.
And what I've learned is, of course, I have no scientific backing or proof for this.
I just say things and they happen to be true.
That... If you work hard while everyone else is resting, for some reason that work you do is double as powerful.
It's almost like God is watching the world.
of benefits. And he's sitting there looking down on earth and he's saying, who's doing work right now so I can give them some benefits. I only have so many benefits per day I can hand out. And on a normal day, X amount of billion people are doing work. So he hands out some benefits. But on a day when everyone else is being lazy, when you do work, when he divvies up the benefits for the work, you're going to get more for it. True. So right now we're in a time vacuum.
We're in a period of time, the days between Christmas and New Year, where everybody wastes their life.
In fact, I saw something today.
Another mate of Tristan's was trying to convince you to waste as many of these days as possible.
I don't know, Tristan, you want to just read this out and tell us about your mate and just explain what your mate was trying to say by this because he's your mate.
He's a mate of yours. So if you could just quickly explain it to us.
Here we go. You talk about it, mate?
I'm not reading it. These six days between Christmas and New Year is the only time of year you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing.
Make zero progress.
Take all the time off.
Go on vacation from your vacation.
Be the least impressive version of yourself.
Transform into a couch.
This is your competition.
And unfortunately, most people agree with it.
Most people agree with it. Most people are going to sit and waste these days.
If I were to ask you, what did you do with the days between Christmas and New Year last year?
You wouldn't even be able to tell me. They were so unremarkable, you wasted them.
And the reason you are wasting them is as follows.
You're a dickhead and you're an idiot.
And because you're a dickhead, idiot, loser, piece of shit, scumbag, worm, a little worm in the dirt.
And remember, worms have no weapons and no defense.
And nobody likes worms. Nobody even writes stories about the courage of worms.
You can be a lion and get assassinated by a poacher.
But people will talk about how majestic the lion was.
Nobody talks about how majestic the worm was.
You're just in the dirt.
Perhaps a bird will eat you.
You're small and you're slimy.
You're ugly. Weak.
You don't even have a face.
No spine, which I think is the most telling feature of a worm.
Because when I meet men, men, I use that term very loosely in the world.
Spineless is the word that I use to describe many, many people, Andrew.
And worms, by definition, scientifically, have no spine.
Trust the science. You smell and you're ugly and you're stupid.
Girls are not amazed by you.
In fact, when a female's forced to lay her eyes upon you, she usually considers you staff.
Do you work here? Can you get me a coffee?
She doesn't look at you and beg for your sons.
In fact, you have to, like, talk to her and try and convince her you're worth talking to.
Hey, I'll take you out.
I'm actually pretty funny.
Because you're a fucking dork.
You're a nerd. Have you seen last week's Doctor Who?
All of you watching this are losers.
Not everyone. There's 35,000 people here.
Some of them are not losers.
That can't be true. You're all losers.
And I'll tell you why. You're losers because you believe you can waste the following days between Christmas and New Year because you think, Tristan, these people at home think that they've had a hard year.
I've worked hard this year, so I'm going to just relax until the new year.
I've done enough work. I've had a really difficult time.
In fact, I've achieved a lot.
Oh, you've had a difficult year.
What's this? It's the world's smallest violin playing the world's saddest song.
I've had a great year. You know what I was doing between the days of Christmas and New Year last year?
You said you wouldn't remember what I was doing.
I remember exactly what I was doing. Jail!
Being arrested, being put in jail.
Now, if I were to ask you what you did this year, it would boil down to basically, I managed to pay my rent.
I managed to eat food most days.
I had a little bit of stinky puss.
A little bit. From Mary Hobag.
Mary Jane Rottencroft.
Mary Jane Rottencroft.
With her pretty pink panties.
Sucked me off. And now I think I've been very...
I've achieved a lot this year.
I even managed to save a little bit of money.
You managed to find a place to sleep, eat, stay warm, stay warm, and you did it for a whole year and you think you achieved things.
Guess what else out there managed to stay alive for a year, stay warm and eat and not die?
A worm! Doesn't even have a face.
Living in the dirt. That's you.
This is you. And then you want to tell me you've achieved things and you need a rest.
You need a rest from this.
I sure had a rest last year.
See what I did there. You don't need days off.
You've achieved nothing. You're a fuck-up.
Have you put a dent in the matrix like we have?
No. Have you suffered in a Romanian jail cell like we have?
No. Have you been through a lengthy judicial process?
No. Have you birthed any more children?
Have you started a billion dollar company?
Were you the most googled man alive?
No. You've done nothing!
Nothing. You're a fuck-up.
And even after fucking up for a whole year, you think you need rest.
Because you are a dickhead, And a loser.
You don't need rest.
What you need is fucking work.
You need it more than ever.
You need it right now.
Because your insignificance bothers me more than it even bothers you.
For some reason, you're at home.
You're insignificant. Nobody cares.
Someone could break into your house right now and shoot you in the head.
It wouldn't even be national headlines.
They might mention there was page eight.
There was a shoot and some dude died.
Who? Worm McWormington.
Little nerdy worm.
Got shot. Yeah.
Over a Minecraft beef.
Nobody cares. And it bothers me that you're at home and you're such an insignificant loser when you could be something so great.
It bothers me that you're not bothered.
You should know better. So you don't need these days off.
In fact, what you do need is to get a head start on the competition.
Because on the 1st of January, when everyone tries to pull motivation out their ass, there's going to be a week or so where people are going to try really hard.
And all the blessings from God have to be divvied up amongst all the peasants before they eventually quit and give up.
In fact, I found a very interesting statistic.
64% of New Year's resolutions are abandoned within a month.
Did you know that? Here we go.
It's a study. I'm not surprised.
You're not like those- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Look at this picture. Who are those people?
Your mates. You and your mates. No, they're your mates.
Your mates. I don't know them.
You took the picture.
Andrew took that picture.
They look like your mates.
They're his mates. Andrew, those are clearly your...
No wonder those people can't stick to the New Year's resolutions.
They look like fucking idiots!
Yeah, they can't even stick to a diet by the looks of half of them.
Hey, it's New Year's!
We're having a great time! I got glasses on!
So... They're fuck-ups.
Fuck-ups are starting on the 1st.
You need to start now.
The winter's new year begins the day after Christmas.
It is now the day after the day after Christmas.
You are behind. You are late.
You are late. These days, you're going to get the most benefit from your work, which means you should double your work.
Make hay while the sun shines.
And because I am top G, the G stands for generous.
It also stands for...
Christmas. Christmas.
G stands for Christmas.
Kill the Matrix agents.
I don't have any flies. I don't have any spray.
I killed one, but one escaped me.
That's because you're gay. So...
Okay. I have decided to offer you all something brilliant.
Because I know most of you struggle with the basic tenet of dedication and motivation and concentration.
You have TikTok brain.
Your mind has been assassinated by the algorithms.
You sit there...
Scrolling. This is the average person's life.
He sits there. He gets his phone.
TikTok, TikTok, TikTok, TikTok.
Girl on Instagram. Hi.
She doesn't reply because he's a loser.
Another girl. Hey.
Doesn't reply because he's a loser. TikTok, TikTok.
Pornhub. Twitter.
Andrew's a human trafficker. Twitter.
I'm motivated. I want to be better.
Okay, you have to do this. It's really hard.
Oh, no. You have TikTok mind.
Your mind has been fucking attacked.
It's been fried like a fried egg.
And that's why you can't dedicate yourself to anything.
So, if I can force you to dedicate yourself, imagine I forced you.
Imagine you're in bed and Top G walks into your room, grabs you by your hair, looks you dead in the eye, and tells you you're a fucking failure by your hair.
hair you're asleep and I dragged you to the gym and I stood over you while you're on the machines Pune, machine, puny 2000.
You're on the puny machine with the lowest weight.
Punifier 8000.
Worm, the worm, the worm gym.
Eventually, after X amount of hours in the worm gym, you might move on from the punifier 2000 to the real man's machines.
Point is, you can do it.
You just need someone to make you do it.
And I'm not gonna fly around the world grabbing you all by your hair.
But what I am gonna do is give you an opportunity where you can be forced to dedicate yourself for once in your life.
So what I'm gonna do is, during these days, Between Christmas and New Year, I'm offering a special package for the real world where you get two months for free, you get access to an accountability manager, and you get access to the real world platform.
So what you get to do is, for the first time in your pathetic life, because you are a dickhead and an idiot, you get to dedicate yourself to something.
Because the problem is with people, Tristan, let me tell you a problem with people.
The average man in the world today, what he does is, let me tell you what the average man does.
He starts something, And then he stops when it's hard.
So he's like a little girl.
Starts, this is fun!
Like a little girl. Okay.
Then it gets hard. Okay.
This is hard. And then he goes back to TikTok brain.
Or jerking off. Yeah.
Because it gets hard. Oh, I tried.
I tried hard.
Hmm. Like a little nine-year-old girl.
So instead, you have to be a man.
And when a man says he's going to do something, he does it even if it's hard.
True. I'm going to build the pyramids.
It started off relatively easy.
Now I have to lift the bricks all the way up there.
It's harder, but I want to finish the pyramids so I won't stop because I'm a man.
I'm not going to start and stop and then wait until I feel like doing it again, then starting again, then stopping again.
That's gay.
Yeah, shout. That is gay!
So, what I'm going to do is offer you the chance to join the real world for an entire year with an accountability manager who's going to make sure you work.
So, just like I said, you're asleep.
Top G walks in the room, calls you a fuck-up, threatens you with his massive knuckles.
And you're going to fucking finally make yourself something into a man worth living instead of just sitting around wasting another fucking year like a dickhead.
Because let me make something clear to you and I don't want to insult you.
But you're a prick and your whole family hates you.
Warning, warning, warning.
You are not stupid. You are lazy, you're entitled, you're arrogant.
But you're not actually stupid. I could take you from your little pathetic life and put you down in a chair and make you do the things you're supposed to do and you could achieve. Last year during these exact days you did nothing.
New Year's Eve came, you made yourself all these promises and a week later you were still a fuck up.
Here we are one year later, you are still a nobody.
The days when losers rest, winners are going to begin to work.
You have absolutely nothing else to do.
You may as well get a head start so 2024 allows you to live a life worth living so you don't stay a peasant and a peon any longer.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to open up a special enrollment for a special class inside of the real world which is only available during these days.
Not only will you get 12 months inside of the real world platform, you'll also get access to an accountability manager and a new form of Aikido which we can only teach to people that is guaranteed to be inside of the program for long periods of time.
You commit like a man.
If you're going to do something, there's no point in doing it half-assed.
You don't get anywhere in life if you have to do something.
You either don't do it or you do it.
Binary. Devote one year to the real world and get two months completely free.
Exclusive access to the Champions Network and lessons.
Only available for the next six days.
So act now. I've said this before and I'll say it again.
As the rocket goes towards the moon, it doesn't stop halfway up.
It doesn't take a break.
It doesn't decide it's difficult at the moment because of the atmospheric pressure and it needs to have some time off.
It continues to go because it is the momentum.
Only the momentum that gives you the inertia required to escape gravity.
Commit for once in your life, and you might actually get some.
The real world.com slash heroes.
H E R O S will take you to the same link where you can join for an entire year at two months free and be at the access to a special campus with an accountability manager so I can finally force you to stop being a dickhead.
I'm going to cut the Twitter feed now, and we're only available on Rumble.com.
Rumble.com slash TateSpeech.
You can continue to watch the very inspirational and motivating show, which you need because you are a fucking loser.
Now, let me just play the best song in the world one more time.
What's it called, Tristan? Best song in the world?
Mr. Producer. Mr.
Producer. You make the best shows.
Mr. Producer. You got all of them bones.
Mr. Producer. Gonna break the feeling.
Mr. Producer. So I'm going to put the screenshot, the link on the page. Let me just cut Twitter.
Twitter's cut. Okay, cool. Boom, boom, boom.
Misproducer. Misproducer. Back on Rumble.
The place to be. Speaking of hoes.
I'm so smooth. Ho, ho, ho.
Speaking of hoes. I realized something.
A very astute observation by myself because my perspicacity is unmatched.
Okay. That GTA 6.
Okay. Which looks like a fun game.
Yeah, it looks like a fun game. Do you know why it's fun?
Because you can make a bunch of money and go around and do what you want and drive fast cars.
Have a bunch of girls. A bunch of hoes.
Okay, you can do that in GTA 6.
And you get to be big and strong, get to be a boss.
It's true, you can do that in GTA 6, yeah.
It costs $100. $100, yeah, true, for GTA 6.
Or, you can join the real world for $50 and then learn how to make money, and then you can get a bunch of money and do GTA 6 for real!
So you could drive, you're saying that if you have a bunch of money, you could train really hard and get really strong and build up a character and drive around in fast cars and do cool side quests and missions and live an amazing life that's more exciting than sitting down playing a PlayStation.
I'm saying you can dedicate hours and hours and hours of your life on a PlayStation game, running around, trying to get the best car and trying to get the best girls and completing side quests.
Or you could spend half the money, dedicate hours and hours making a bunch of money so that you can run around in the real world, get a bunch of girls and the best cars and complete side quests.
You can live GTA 6 for real for half the money.
All you have to do is not be a dickhead.
Unmatch for capacity.
My unmatched first Pekassi coupled with sheer indefatigability.
Coupled with sheer indefatigability.
Make me appear to punch.
Make me appear to punch. Make me appear to punch.
Make me appear to punch. Make me appear to punch.
Do Aikido parties, push-up contests in the sky?
With Izuku.
Make me appear to punch. Make me appear to punch.
Motherfucking fucker.
At a cost of a mere 1.1 million euros, why don't you just do it?
Money isn't real.
Lars, this is real!
I don't know who, but we need to do more action.
I'm saving the film for breakfast. Where is the action? It's my point.
That's a good really.
My line is broken.
The enemy are out again. I think we played real life GTA 6 a little bit too good.
Because we went to fucking jail!
We went to jail. Yeah.
Our life is GTA 6, bro.
We didn't do any crimes, though.
Don't do crimes.
Tristan, don't you understand that our life is actually GTA 6?
So you're saying that we could just wake up, and instead of looking at our GTA 6 garage of 12 to 13 cars that you've accumulated that are digital, that aren't real, we can look at our garage of 50-something cars, which are real.
We could drive them in real life to any city we want in the world, instead of being isolated to one little map, which is one little city, which we currently are.
We're about to get into map expansion probably next year, and we could travel around the whole world, from Japan to South Korea to Tokyo.
To Brazil. To fucking China.
To the United States. To Miami.
To LA. And we can go anywhere we like.
And the map is much bigger.
And there are more people to interact with.
And there are more side quest missions to do.
And there are more interesting people to talk to.
And... And...
Most people load up GTA 6 and they work really hard to put up their little GTA 6 bank account, but we don't have to do that because we've got real bank accounts for money.
Oh, our bank account's huge. Oh, and people care.
Because obviously if you're the best at GTA 6 and you're killing it, and you've got loads of cars and loads of muscles in GTA 6, no one cares.
No one cares. In fact, you could tell anyone about how amazing your life in GTA 6 is, and precisely zero people on the earth are going to care.
Whereas when I say my life's amazing, millions of people care.
Imagine sitting there with a chick. Okay.
I've got a Ferrari and a Lamborghini.
In GTA 6. In GTA 6.
Oh, no. Yeah, yeah.
I've been to that club. Yeah, in Miami.
Yeah, I've been to that club. In GTA 6.
I don't take shit from nobody, man.
I'm a boss. Everyone's scared of me.
In GTA 6.
Bro, no wonder you're jerking off.
You little fucking worm.
You're a dummy! You haven't got time for this shit!
If you're going to dedicate time on a computer console to try and build up Digital cars and digital fake money in a digital fake world.
Why not spend the same time on a computer console building up real cars and real money in the real world?
I don't understand.
Make me, Tristan, explain to me why your mates want to spend the same amount of time it takes to become successful in the real world, to become successful in a pretend play world.
Please explain to me how your mates think.
Why do you put me on the spot and ask me things that I don't know the fucking answer to?
I don't play video games.
But they're your mates. They're not my mates.
I have very few mates.
Unfortunately, you are one of them.
And all you do is annoy me and troll me on podcasts.
You invite me here and say, Okay, Tristan, nope.
We're going to do a nice, serious meeting.
These are days that our fans shouldn't be wasting.
We're going to motivate the world. I have to sit here watching you call everyone worms and pricks and asking me to explain the behavior of people who I've never met.
Why do I even do these podcasts?
I might quit. This is getting hard, so I quit.
It's getting hard to do these podcasts, Andrew.
I might quit. With a little girl.
Like the kind of man who could never sexually satisfy a woman, because once you start getting slightly tired, you quit.
Been there. Can I read some Super Chats now?
Sure. I've had a YouTube channel for a few years now.
1.5k subs, 420k views.
YouTube keeps deleting my videos and demonetizing me.
I talk about god, guns and self-accountability.
What should I do, fellas? Well, that's pretty fucking obvious.
Where are you watching me right now?
Where I am monetized and not banned and not deleted.
Where are you watching me? Where do you want to be?
Is it YouTube? No, it's not YouTube, is it?
No, it's fucking Rumble.
So I don't know why you're barking up that tree and climbing up that icy slope that you're just going to slide down when they decide to delete you and ban you.
FPS Coco is a weird name.
But why on earth...
Do you think asking men who are big on Rumble, monetized on Rumble, killing it on Rumble, about your fucking YouTube channel is a good idea?
You're on the wrong platform, my friend.
You want to talk about guns and God and self-accountability?
There's only one place where you're not going to get banned and demonetized and deleted.
So, move your setup.
Stream on both for a month or two, then delete your fucking YouTube.
There's my advice. Hi, Top G. This is from Bobby15.
Hi, Bobby! If you lose all your money in your whole network right now and program...
If programs like The Real World didn't exist, what would you do to make it?
Andrew! If my auntie was my uncle...
What kind of stupid fucking question is that?
Yeah, it's basically how would things be if things weren't the way they are?
If Grammy didn't exist!
How would you stay in your house?
Bro, listen. I'm top G for a reason.
First you get paid for what you do, then you get paid for who you are.
I am top G. There is no way I could ever be poor.
Because I know too many people.
I am too competent.
I have too much perspicacity and indefatigability.
I'm that guy. I'm too concise and precise.
I'm too fucking sexy.
And for you to sit here and say, if the real world didn't exist, it does!
I made it! And if I was any of you fucking worms at home, I would simply join the real world, follow the instructions, do the work, not be lazy, and I wouldn't be a brokie anymore.
The fact that you sit at home, still broke, is remarkable.
In fact, it's so remarkable that it inspired me to write a tweet.
And before I showed the tweet...
It's called a post. A post on X. Sorry, Tristan.
I don't want a dead name. I don't want to get in trouble.
A lot of people are asking me for the link I see in the chat.
So here's the link to the people who want to have a hero's year for 2024.
Here's the link that allows you to have the two months free.
Pow.
Hero's year.
One year commitment to the real world so that 2024 is not a fucking waste of time like 2023.
I want you all to understand.
I've already explained to you at length why your 2023 was a waste of time.
You had a worm's life.
You ate food. You didn't die.
Congratulations. You achieved nothing.
You're a fuck up. You're a dickhead.
Everyone hates you, including me.
Inspired me to write this lovely tweet.
Let me find it here. Post.
Post. Let me put my face in the corner because it's better when my face is in the corner.
It's not. It is. I am Top G. And you know about me.
Right, here we go. You can prepare a map to paradise.
Car keys to a Ferrari and a full tank of gas.
You can even include a snack for the trip.
And most people still wouldn't bother with the drive.
It's too far.
Let me read that again so you guys pay attention.
You can prepare a map to paradise.
Give someone the car keys to a Ferrari with a full tank of gas.
Even include a snack for the trip.
And most people still won't bother with the drive.
It's too far.
You can literally, and that's the reality for most people.
Here's how you live a life worth living.
I know you want it because you play it in GTA 6.
I know you want it because you talk about it in the fake world.
Here's how you get it in the real world.
Here's a map. Here's how you get there.
Here's exactly how it's done.
What if it gets hard?
Twisted mates!
Dickheads.
Heroes Year is available for anybody who actually fucking wants it because your 2023 was a waste of time and you cannot afford to waste another year.
I could sit here and remind you that you're all going to eat the bugs and you're all going to be enslaved.
And that's getting worse and worse.
Carbon credits. Carbon credits.
Elections aren't real. It's all coming.
Judicial system's not real.
You're going to be enslaved. Your entire bloodline is going to be enslaved.
Your bloodline is going to be looking back in history.
Why was grandpa, great grandpa, why was he jerking off?
Why wasn't he having a hero's year?
2024 would have been the year he escaped.
Could have finally made money outside the matrix.
Too busy jerking off. Oh, it's okay.
You know what? Tristan, our great-grandfather failed our bloodline, but let's quickly check the PlayStation.
Maybe he had a good character on GTA 6.
Maybe it was worth our internal damnation.
You know what? Some of the examples you give are actually so profound and so true.
It's so true. My grandfather had a chance to get my bloodline free from the eternal slavery which is guaranteed to be bestowed upon the human race.
And he failed us.
Because he was busy.
Let me check his PlayStation account.
Because maybe he has a good character on GTA 6.
Which will make it all worth it.
The slavery, the endless injections, the fact I can't leave my home because I don't have enough carbon credits, but at least maybe he had a Ferrari on a video game.
Maybe. You know the worst thing?
They'll probably check their account and all these people don't even complete the game.
Yeah. 67%.
Failed at GTA 6.
Failed! Here we go hard.
Pussy. Pussy!
You know what's actually kind of remarkable, Tristan?
Let me tell you something really cool. Tell me.
I don't give a solitary fuck if any of these dickheads join or not.
Because I'm a billionaire. I'm here.
It's kind of like if I was walking along a street full of homeless people with a bunch of juicy steaks.
Do you want a steak? Yeah, please.
Here you go. Do you want a steak?
Thanks. It's fine.
Do you want a steak? Have you got hot sauce?
No, I fucking don't have hot sauce, sir.
You're homeless and I'm helping you.
Do you want a steak? Eat with a hot sauce.
They get fucked! You think if either everyone in this stream or no one in this stream joins, it makes a single fucking difference to us.
No, it doesn't. It makes a difference to them, but does it affect us at all?
No, I get a slight amount of pleasure once a week talking to the massively successful.
I'm happy when I help people, but if people don't want to be helped, then fuck off.
Yeah, I don't care. Yeah, of course I don't care.
Why would I care? We don't need you, you need us.
And if you don't trust us, don't fucking join.
Go play GTA 6. Don't give a fuck.
But it is the winter's new year.
And the last thing I want you to do is to sit around and hard cope.
Because what you're doing is you're waking up lazy and lacking discipline and motivation.
And you're saying, I'm a lazy dickhead now, but on the 1st of January, I won't be.
It's all going to change in four days.
I'm going to be different.
If you can't motivate yourself to do what is required now so that you're not a dickhead anymore, guess what?
You're going to be a dickhead forever.
So you haven't got time to waste.
You need to work now.
And I've already explained how God gives his blessings out, and you know I'm right.
So if you can't dedicate yourself now, if you can't take advantage of the Heroes Year program that I have created and crafted specifically for undisciplined losers like you, Well then, you deserve it.
This video I'm going to show you was actually very difficult to make because it turns out doing pad work quickly With that kind of hand-eye coordination while talking at the same time is difficult.
It's a good thing I'm the fucking top G. Because the average person can't even hit the pads.
The average person can't even fucking talk!
Average person can't do one of them.
Can't even speak properly. You know what?
People often say to me, quite often, Hey, Andrew, you're so tall and sexy and smart and rich.
Wow, look at all these beautiful women who have your children.
Cool. Look at all those amazing cars you have.
You're the man. I say, yes, I am.
Hello. And they say...
How do you speak so well?
How do I learn to speak like you?
And I quite often explain to them how, and I explain you need feedback.
It doesn't matter if you practice, if you don't analyze yourself and self-reflect, because that's the only way you learn.
But then, as they continue to talk, their uninteresting, inane, asinine, peasant conversation.
And you know what, Andrew? I really had this idea.
What I want to do is one day I want to open a car dealership.
Shut the fuck up. I don't even know you.
Why are you coming out to me on the street, bruv?
I'm busy. I don't even fucking know you.
Fuck off. And they keep talking shit.
The worst thing about them talking shit is they don't even talk shit compendiously.
It doesn't even sound nice.
Do you understand when I listen to people talk?
They say, um, ah.
I'm like, I could come up to you on the street.
You at home. Mr.
Dickhead. I come up to you and say, hey, Andrew Tate.
Nice to meet you. Top G. What's your name?
What's your dream? My name's Mike.
Nice to meet you.
So I guess what my dream would be...
What I would like to do is...
You don't even fucking speak English!
How are you going to get anywhere?
You don't even speak the only language you're supposed to speak!
You've been speaking it your whole life, you dipshit!
Anyway, this is me speaking English better than you while doing pads better than you'll ever do because I'm better than you at both things at once because you are a nobody.
New Year's Eve actually begins on the 26th of December because the most wasted days of the year are the days in between Christmas and New Year's.
We're sitting around eating chocolate, watching movies, and waiting for a date on the calendar to change because you somehow believe that can stop you from being a loser, allow you to become motivated all of a sudden.
New Year's resolutions, which you ignore when Christmas is over.
Winner's New Year begins, which is the 26th.
So the 26th is double training, double work, because that gives me a one week head start on the competition. I've already beat all the competition.
I'm already ahead.
So every single one of the people out there who listen to what I say, when other people start mentioning their New Year's resolutions, it'll already be a weekend.
And this week, Winter's New Year, when everyone else is sitting around, Top G. Top Striker.
Badness President. Dark and Stubborn.
Brave not sorry. Carbon boss.
Anyway, point is I'm working twice as hard these days of the year, so you should be doing exactly the same thing.
I strongly recommend it.
Now. Super Chats?
Sure. Let's finish the Super Chats.
I don't want to tell everyone they're dickheads again.
This is a good one that I'll like.
And you'll see why I like it.
I wish both of you and your family a 2024 full of love, peace, health, and wealth.
Let me know, G's, if you need any more Supernova hot sauce.
Supernova hot sauce from Canada with love, Vic Nova.
So, I actually, while we were in the middle of that last advert, asked my guy to bring these in.
These are the best hot sauce in the world.
It's called Supernova hot sauce.
And I'm not being paid for doing this.
Andrew, camera zoom in, please. Oh, what's my name?
I swear to God. Just close my name quickly.
Mr. Producer. Supernova Hot Sauce is awesome.
Now, why am I plugging Supernova Hot Sauce?
One, because Vic Nova, our friend who just sent the Super Chat, wished us a year full of love and happiness and peace.
And two, because he sends me free hot sauce.
And why does he send us free hot sauce, Andrew?
He's in the War Room. He is a member of the War Room.
And I will say, because he is a member of the War Room, do not...
At all think that this hot sauce company paid me to shout out their product.
But do go to supernovasauce.com and buy yourself loads of Supernova hot sauce because it makes you super powerful.
It's one of my many secrets.
Coffee. Coffee, cigarettes, Supernova hot sauce.
So, buy it today.
I don't know how to do adverts because I say no to every company that tries to give me money to plug their stuff, but buy loads of this, millions of dollars worth of this sauce at supernovasauce.com today.
Buy it right now. It is good.
Right. Another reason you dorks need to take advantage of the hero's new year and you need to be in the real world is because I believe that crypto might pump this year.
If not this year, certainly next.
And you don't want to miss it. And let me tell you why.
I actually have a problem with crypto pumps.
It annoys me. Because it's making money.
Without really benefiting the world.
We make our money through benefiting the world.
We motivate the world. We inspire people.
We provide the best online educational financial platform on the planet.
We have the war room.
We feed people via tape pledge.
We do amazing things for the world, and that's why we benefit.
But crypto is one of those things where you can make money without doing anything.
You can buy a coin. It goes up.
You sell it. You made money. You haven't really helped anyone, but you've made money.
However, it'd be foolish for me or anyone else to miss out on these easy money-making opportunities, and I believe crypto is going to pump.
And on the last small pumps, the war room and the real world called them perfectly.
Buy now, buy now, buy now.
Long, long, long, long.
100 times leverage. Long, long, long.
Everyone made a bunch of money.
Bunch of money! Imagine paying $50 for a subscription and making thousands of thousands of dollars off a quick trade.
Boom, done. We told everyone what to do.
This year is going to see a lot of volatility.
There's going to be huge opportunity to make money without even doing any work.
I've just sat here and told you how hard you need to work to make money, and that is true.
But you're also going to get the opportunity to make money without doing any work.
So if you join, you're going to make your subscription back times 10 without doing any work, plus learn the skills to make money if you actually apply yourself, times 1,000.
What more can I possibly offer to the people?
I'm like a saint. I have something in here about crypto when we call the pump.
Do I play it? I'm gonna play it.
Mr. Producer! Oh shit, it's not working.
Why is it not working? Well, you're Mr.
Producer, allegedly. Have you sabotaged us?
You know the disclaimer that says nothing in this podcast is true?
Maybe when you say, I'm Mr.
Producer, that's not true. You'll regret those words.
You'll eat those words.
I won't. You'll eat those words like a fucking shit sandwich.
You'll sit there with a little bib on.
A little bib dressed in girls' panties.
Sitting there with a bib on and a knife and fork eating your shit sandwich.
I won't. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hear Mr.
Producer. I bet you fucking do.
Never gonna happen. It will, pussy.
The real world professors have been telling you to accumulate crypto.
We told you which ones to accumulate and we told you why.
Now the price is going up.
Everybody's making money. You could have had these tips and you could have learned how to make money in a very easy way, in a very simple system for $49 a month.
But you didn't sign up because you thought you were too smart.
You're an arrogant idiot. You thought $49 a month is not worth the investment.
Instead, you're going to save your money and now you're going to lose out on thousands because you're a dummy.
You know what? You're never going to work it out by yourself.
You need people around you.
You need perspicacity, which is amplified by your network.
You need people who know more than you do.
You need teachers. You need people to work beside to motivate you.
We're living in a transitional period where the matrix is broken.
You can start off at the absolute bottom echelon and you can end up at the highest echelons of masculine capability like I have.
All you have to do is genuinely try for once in your life.
When I meet somebody who's my age, who is still poor, I know it is their fault.
They have some kind of personality defect.
There's something wrong with them. They don't have any motivation, or they're depressed, or they try to do it by themselves because they're an arrogant idiot.
I don't do anything by myself. I do everything with my team.
I have a team of 110 people who work for me.
I have my closest advisors.
I have the war room with 4,000 people in it.
I have Hustles University with all of the professors, 18 of them.
I talk to them all day, every day.
Every single time I'm making billions of dollars, I do it with other people.
I don't do anything by myself.
Every single thing I do and all the money I make is done with other people on my team.
And you, Mr.
Nobody, with no friends, thinks you're going to pull off better than us?
You're going to be destroyed for the rest of human time!
Anyway, off for lunch.
Lazy people do a little work and feel like they should be winning.
Winners work as hard as possible and still worry that they're being lazy.
This is absolutely and utterly true.
Even myself, as hard as I work with my monumental successes and billions of dollars, I sit at home and wonder, should I be doing more?
Could I do more? Did I really need to sleep seven hours?
Would I have survived if I slept six?
Of course I would have. I feel permanent guilt for how hard I do not work, even though I outwork all of you.
And you losers, who pale in comparison to me, in basically every metric that we have the science to measure, manage to do a little bit of work one day, and then think you deserve time off.
I deserve time off at the end of the year!
I've had a hard year! Thinking about it, Andrew, I'm just analyzing our year.
Pussies. Have we had a single day off this year?
We were in jail and we were training like animals.
A thousand push-ups a day. Push-ups, squats.
Have we taken a single day off, even in jail, with no phones and nothing else to do but to work on our physicality?
Name one day where you haven't done any work in any realm this year.
Zero. I haven't had a single day off this entire year.
Not one. There hasn't been a single day where I have worked zero on the business, worked zero on my body and my physicality and my strength, worked zero on my fucking mind, worked zero on anything, just chilled.
Let's chill. Let's have a chill day.
We've had zero chill days this year.
Zero. Zero. And you know what?
Even when I left, when we left jail, imagine this.
Guys, please understand what I'm saying.
Jokes aside, when I'm saying you're a fuck-up and you're a loser and you're a nobody and you're a dickhead and you're an idiot and nobody likes you and you're stupid and girls hate you and your family hates you, I mean it.
Please listen. We went to jail.
We left jail looking like animals.
The Independent, one of the largest newspapers in the world, starts plastering me all over to millions and millions of eyes.
Andrew Tate leaves jail looking like a fucking hero.
I come out of jail on the Romanian meal plan, The Romanian nutritional pyramid.
Coming looking better than you've ever looked.
Millions of women from around the world start sending me love letters.
Endless sponsorships and money opportunities appear.
Podcasts begging for my time.
Our fame and our power growing endlessly.
Battling nightmares deep in the night.
Because of the torture we were subjected to.
We emerge fighting legal battles.
Never missed a day's training. Never missed a day's work.
Continue to make money. Continue to take care of the people who we love.
Continue to get stronger. Amir comes.
Begin training. House arrest with our best friends.
We never took a day off.
We never gave up. And we're not resting!
You people at home haven't been through anything.
You haven't done anything!
You talk about GTA 6, you talk about a James Bond movie, you talk about Batman, you talk about any of these things.
They go through tribulation and they continue to try no matter what.
They persist. I don't understand how you at home are not suffering in your mind from the flame and pain of your insignificance.
Don't you look in the mirror and hate yourself because nobody knows your name?
How does it not bother you that all of the beautiful women all around the world are emailing us, begging for our children, and if you were to go up to them and offer them everything, your time, your money, your dedication, they would reject you.
The women you chase don't reply because they're messaging us and we don't reply.
How do you exist in this frame of mind without feeling a deep shame?
And when I come along and say, hello, down there, from the tip top.
There's space at the top.
Because if I can free enough of you, we can beat the matrix.
I'm not a philanthropist.
I don't give a shit about losers like you, but I do give a shit if enough people are awake and financially free and strong and resist oppression, we can save humanity.
All I need you to do is follow the blueprint.
I've written it out for you.
It's written here. Please!
It'll benefit your life.
It will benefit the lives of the people you love.
It'll save the human race from slavery.
And I'm up here and I've proved to you that it can be done.
Come join me!
It's hard. Of course it's hard.
Pipshit! If it wasn't hard, it wouldn't be valuable.
That's the whole point! What more can I say?
What other words can I use?
What sentence can I construct that's going to finally make you look in the mirror and realize you're a fucking dickhead?
I don't know what else to say to these people.
You're a dickhead and you have to stop it.
And I'll help you if you're prepared.
I'll turn you into a hero.
All you have to do is listen.
The Ferrari's on the drive with a full tank of gas.
You've got a granola bar in case you get hungry.
You just have to follow the sat-nav to the end and be a hero.
Yes, the drive is long.
Of course it's long. A lot of people are going to quit along the way.
But you're not going to quit. You're better than that.
You can be somebody. There's still someone who's gonna sit and watch all this and turn this off and go watch some kick stream of idiots walking around with phones talking shit and they're just gonna go do that and stay a fucking nobody.
I don't know what else I can say to these people, Tristan.
Your mates. Stop calling them my mates.
Stop calling them my mates.
I have no mates like that.
One more tweet I want to share.
Because, you know... Post. Post.
You know what one of the greatest things about being brilliant is?
And most of you people at home have no idea how this feels because you're not brilliant.
One of the best things about being brilliant is that you get to look back on yourself and feel genuine pride.
You know, like when you watch a football team and the football team wins.
You're like, yeah, my team won.
It's not your team. It's another team.
It's other people. You're a loser. Or if you watch a movie and the good guy wins, you're like, yes!
He pulled it off. Luke Skywalker.
Exactly. Or James Bond did it.
I get to do that about myself.
I get to look back on that video of me when I left jail and think, wow, that was hard.
But I did it.
Me! I came out looking like that.
I suffered that way.
I emerged with those nightmares.
I dealt with them. I destroyed the BBC. I fought the Matrix.
Me! I get to look at myself in the past and feel immense pride as if I'm watching a superhero from a fictional reality.
But it's me. I did it all.
That's what's so beautiful about it.
That's what's so beautiful about being brilliant.
You get to look at yourself and feel immense true pride.
None of you can feel that because none of you have done anything worth doing.
I'm trying to drag you to the top so you understand.
Listen to this. And the reason I said that is because sometimes when I read my own Twitter posts, I think, fucking hell, that guy is smart.
Ah, it's me.
That is extremely intelligent, very well displayed, compendious, just enough satire, just enough humor, just enough knowledge.
That is a perfectly constructed point.
That guy's a genius.
Ah! It's me.
You don't get to do that.
Read this. As a man, when things are not the way you want them to be, the natural result is anger.
I just told you how you should feel shame and you should feel angry that nobody gives a shit that you live or die.
Society trains us out of men or society cannot function.
Society cannot function if the majority of men are pissed off that they're nobodies because society requires nobody men.
I'm not trying to free everybody.
I'm trying to free the people who understand that life is better outside the matrix.
Keep the anger. Learn some self-control and focus effectively.
Unlimited motivation awaits.
You should be extremely unhappy that you're a nobody and you should be dedicated to the idea of doing something about it.
And if you do those things, you can become a hero.
The blueprint is in front of you.
The path has been laid out.
We'll explain to you exactly how to do it.
All you have to do is take all the anger you should naturally feel because you're insignificant because you're a dickhead and dedicate it towards something important.
If you won't, eternal slavery awaits you and your bloodline.
And you deserve everything you're going to get.
Any super chats before I disappear to my fantastic fucking life instead of trying to save these peons from themselves?
There's one I feel I should answer.
Adam17. You guys have inspired me to become a kickboxer.
I've started training. I'm 17. Can I smoke cigarettes whilst training?
I'm going to answer this because I do smoke.
Cigarettes and I do smoke cigars.
I came up with a new rule about smoking, Andrew.
I came up with a new rule that every single man should follow about smoking.
And it's this... Everyone should be allowed to smoke under two conditions.
One, now you're over 18, you're over 30.
One, you're over 30 years old.
And two, you've dedicated your 20s to at least some level, to some level of training hard, professional sports, being fit, being in shape.
If you manage to train five days a week, all of your 20s, When you're 30, you're then allowed to smoke.
So no, you, starting kickboxing at 17, can you smoke cigarettes?
No, you cannot smoke cigarettes.
You are not allowed. You have to earn the cigarettes.
13 more years of hard work, young man.
After that, smoke a fucking cigarette.
For now, put him down. And that's all the relevant Super Chats are.
I hope it doesn't happen to you, but it may happen at some point in the future that you're thrown in a jail cell for something you did not do.
And I like the idea of you being so determined that you work so hard inside that jail cell and you're so important because remember, there's millions of people in jail around the world.
nobody gave a shit. When we went to jail, everybody cared because we're so monumentally important and influential that people talk about it. And you get to emerge from a jail cell looking like Hercules and you get unlimited virgins from around the planet sending you love letters and dedication, begging you to marry them.
I hope one day you get to experience our life and you're only going to do it through hard work and dedication. You can build it up in GTA six or you can build up in the real world and be a hero. The choice is yours. And if you want to be a hero, I'm once again going to put a link on the screen. This is only available during these days between Christmas and new year. After that, the real world will continue to function, but you will not be able to access the hero's journey, but on the screen again, cause I'm Mr. Producer.
I'm going to watch this video with immense pride.
I'm gonna sit here pridefully and watch myself.
I'm battling the matrix. I don't care.
I've already left my mark on society for eternity.
Please understand, I don't give a shit.
It doesn't matter what you do to me.
All you can do is immortalize me.
My mark, my name will exist for eternity.
People will discuss my father because they're going to be interested in my origin story because of my brilliance.
People will discuss my death when I am gone.
They'll discuss my life.
The Tate name has been burnt.
It's been scorched into the fabric of the world for the rest of human time.
I've branded society forever through the force of pure will and absolute competence and brilliance because I never had a fucking day off.
And if you're watching this and you still want to rest until New Year and you think, oh, New Year, just let me just rest.
You know what you are? You're a fuck-up and you deserve slavery.
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