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Dec. 24, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
11:50
Merry G Christmas Special | Tate Confidential Ep 203
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**Alarm sound**
**Music**
Tea, it's Christmas. What the fuck is this?
Did you do this? Maybe.
What is this? Do you like it?
No. Tristan, tell me you like it.
Did you do this, baby? Of course.
Are you paying the electricity bill?
Absolutely. I'm trying to get you in the Christmas spirit.
What the fuck?
Tristan, you know you love it. Admit.
What's there to love? What have you done to my lotter?
What have you done to my Lada, Bailey?
Don't worry about it.
What do you mean, don't worry about it? How the fuck am I supposed to drive it like this?
It looks good!
Tristan. To be fair, Lada is the safest place to keep all the presents.
I'll give you that. It is.
This is a video of a man, a legend, a hero, a titan, a behemoth, in a Lada.
In Ukraine, in a war zone, who gets hit by a Ukrainian kamikaze drone.
The thing that wipes out tanks, by the way.
See what happens next.
I'm trying.
You can't always get what you want.
No.
You can't always get what you want.
But besides that, I might want to drive that fucking car.
Who is it? It's Christmas!
You are responsible for this.
Responsible for what, Christmas?
Merry Christmas!
Goodwill to all men!
Come in! What the fuck is this?
This one on the left is me.
This one on the right is you. I'm the tall one.
No! Look!
Merry Christmas! Goodwill to all men!
This is you. I'm it!
It's Christmas. Hey, want a cigar?
It's Christmas. That's my cigar.
Yeah, they're your cigars. What about a cigarette?
Look. Those are my...
I bought Christmas-y ones.
I bought Christmas-y ones.
Because they're different colors.
I need a fucking smoke. I bought Christmas-y ones.
You want a cigar? It's Christmas!
Have as many as you want! I bought a fireplace, installed it, smokeless fireplace because I'm a hero.
It's a TV screen. It's a smokeless fireplace.
This is made of real candy cane.
Smell it. It's not. It is.
It's made of real candy cane.
See? Does that smell like candy cane?
No. No, it doesn't.
It's a real candy cane.
Christmas tree? I know that's not traditional.
Not many people do Christmas trees, but I decided to push the boat out a little bit.
Why are you miniature trees on the ceiling?
I define one of those little fringe things people do at Christmas, because the one that do the boring stuff everybody does.
So I decided, I found out, some people make a Christmas tree.
So I got a Christmas tree. I even had it measured exactly to make sure it was the biggest one that could fit.
Then I put little Christmas trees on the roof and chandeliers and more lights.
Go to bed. Tristan, there's a little carousel here.
Go to bed. There's a little carousel.
It's Christmas time.
Go to bed. Don't you want to sit by the fire?
It's warm. Go to bed.
He loves it. He loves it.
It's Christmas. It is Christmas.
It's nice and toasty in here.
Goodwill to all men.
You know, Tristan, you know the best thing about Christmas?
Because we have this amazing life and we live with our friends all year round in these mansions and we do all these amazing things because we have all this money, but the best thing about Christmas is sometimes they have to go home to their other families, which means that the guy who's currently holding the camera isn't going to be here.
It's great. You may have just sold me on Christmas.
They fuck off, Tristan. All of them.
They all go, ooh, my family.
Great. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
I didn't even have a pair. Fuck Marcel.
I'm trying to get my hand off.
I didn't even have any hand. But fuck Marcel anyway.
Bye!
I don't even know what I have. I'm Tristan, it's right.
You'll never be me.
Let's go. 4-5 off suit.
Do I call him? 4-5 off suit.
It's going to be 4-4-4 on the flop.
It's going to be 4-4-4 on the flop. You should go all in.
I'll bet.
So 4-4-4 and I've got quad fours.
4-5 off suit.
Let's go. 2-8-6.
Must be the next hand. You should change the rules so that my hand wins.
Yeah. Think about it.
I hope he benefits you.
King wouldn't have saved me because you would have had the same.
One more thing. It's debatable.
I'm gonna tell you what I've got for the second time and I'm going to tell the truth.
No matter what.
Do you understand?
800 to call. King six off suit.
Let's go. King six off suit.
Trip kings? No, not trip kings.
Ten. Pair of kings.
King six off suit. Let's go.
Let's dance. Raise to all in.
15, 16, 17, 25 more.
Alex, are you going to take them on?
No, I'm asking Alex.
Alex, someone needs to take them on.
Are you going to take them on? Go ahead.
So you're going to fold? Yeah. All in.
I call Andrew. Yeah.
King six off suit. Let's go.
Let's go. King six off suit.
King, King, Six! Let's go!
King, King, Six! Let's go!
King, King, Six!
Let's go! Oh, let's go! Boom! Pair of sixes!
King six. Off suit.
Like I said, I'm going to tell you what my cards are again next time and I'm not going to lie.
Do you understand?
I will tell you what I have again and I will not lie.
Do you understand me?
I'm telling you what I've got next time for the fourth time in a row and I will not lie.
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Don't give him any drinks.
It was fine until the drink came.
That's what started all of this.
One boozy drink.
Let's go. I'm gonna tell you what I've got again.
7-3 off soon.
Let's go! The third Christmas message.
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