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Germans Love Papers
00:11:05
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| Thanks. Your pen. | |
| Yes. Thank you, sir. Cheers. | |
| Bye. Bye-bye. Safe travel, friend. | |
| Germans love papers, don't they? | |
| Why do Germans love papers so much? | |
| I'm going to drive it with this on because it's so brand new. | |
| How many miles on the clock? Seven kilometers on the clock. | |
| Drive with the plastic on because I'm a gangstar. | |
| Germans love paperwork. | |
| Oh, seatbelt. | |
| Oh, don't die. | |
| Andrew, you have to save the world. | |
| World Top G, you're not allowed to die. | |
| What was I saying? | |
| Oh yeah, Germans love paperwork. | |
| Always going on and on about papers. | |
| You want to have sex, you must sign this paper. | |
| Berlin sex parties with contracts, probably. | |
| Stinky anal, and they're all sitting around signing paperwork for it. | |
| Fucking weirdos. Give me my car. | |
| I don't give a fuck about papers. | |
| There's no papers on the streets. | |
| Imagine not having unlimited money. | |
| Imagine, like, waking up and wanting something and not saying, give me that. | |
| I want that, but I can't have it. | |
| Why? Because I don't have any money. | |
| Are you a fucking loser? | |
| Everything I have ever wanted ever, I have. | |
| In excess and abundance. | |
| I couldn't live any other way. | |
| Imagine being a full-grown man, not having everything he wants all of the time. | |
| That would be devastating. Oh, let's speak to our mate. | |
| It's beautiful. Thank you. | |
| You painted it? Yes. | |
| All right, cool. Take it to the house and we'll talk at the house. | |
| It's very nice. Is your car broken, Alex? | |
| Yep. That's unfortunate. | |
| Why don't you buy four new supercars? | |
| Because then you don't have to worry about your car being broken. | |
| True, true. That's right. | |
| I should buy it, you know? | |
| Unlucky friend. | |
| Driftin' parts like a fuckin' retard. | |
| Bye. | |
| So I can't fit the car. | |
| Idiot. So what's wrong with your car? | |
| Oh, the car broke. Oh, it's not working. | |
| Oh, that's a shame. So why don't you just get new supercars? | |
| Why don't you just get four new supercars? | |
| That's an RS-7 ABT. There's only a limited edition of them, 850 horsepower. | |
| And then I really like the SF90. I thought it was beautiful, so I might as well get a convertible. | |
| So I got another one that's a convertible. | |
| Two of the same car. Yeah, exactly. | |
| One's coupe, one's convertible, and they look exactly the same. | |
| So no one can tell that I have two different cars. | |
| I think I have one car because I have so much money, I don't want people to even know how much money I have. | |
| Cool, no? What happened to your car? | |
| It's broken, yeah? Yeah. Oh, shit. | |
| That must be terrible. It's a shame you don't know any friends, like a guy. | |
| If you knew a guy with lots of cars, maybe he'd let you borrow one, but I don't think you know anyone. | |
| No. That's unfortunate. | |
| Yeah. That's life. | |
| Yeah, you got Uber, so you'll be fine. | |
| I'm gonna go to the bathroom. | |
| Thank you. | |
| So guys. Merry Christmas. | |
| I got the prizes. | |
| I hope you like them. | |
| Alright. | |
| This is pretty good. | |
| I was the king of What would you do if I actually killed myself? | |
| What would you do if I killed myself with this exact rope? | |
| Andrew, you know the present I was thinking of getting Alex? | |
| If I kill myself, I can't get it for him, can I? I'm gonna kill myself. | |
| Would you rather me kill myself or get you the present I was gonna get you? | |
| Because I was thinking of buying you a Lamborghini. | |
| I don't know why you're buying a Lamborghini. | |
| Why the fuck would you buy a Lamborghini? | |
| Because he's my friend. This rope costs Alex the same percentage of his income as a Lamborghini will cost me of mine. | |
| So I feel like it's kind of fair. | |
| But now I know he wants me to kill myself, I might not do it. | |
| I might kill myself instead of buying a Lamborghini. | |
| I refuse to let you buy a Lamborghini. | |
| Fuck Alex. How are you gonna stop me? | |
| Kill yourself? Will you kill yourself if I do it? | |
| No, I just say that there's no point in doing that. | |
| It's a complete waste of time and money. | |
| Fuck Alex. Why the fuck are you gonna buy him a fucking Lambo? | |
| Because his car always breaks down. | |
| He loses his money gambling. | |
| Exactly. It's just funny. We get to make fun of it. | |
| Alex decides. Do I use this or buy you a Lambo? | |
| Well, to be honest, I think I'm gonna take back a gift. | |
| Because I really want Tristan to survive. | |
| Oh, so you want Tristan to survive, so I know when we can kill myself. | |
| Alex, buy your Lambo. | |
| Today! Buy your Lambo. | |
| What do you mean? Now? Nah, yeah, I'll buy you Lambo today. | |
| Lambo! For Alex. | |
| We're going to buy Lambos now. | |
| I am. Young straps and I don't give a fuck. | |
| I'm homeless! | |
| I let a thug life lose my focus, baby! | |
| I'm troublesome! | |
| Bad boy killer! | |
| He likes it and I like it. | |
| The real cars. Keep the real ones hidden away. | |
| This is genuinely a joke. | |
| We don't need to buy him a fucking car. | |
| Yes, we do. No, on a genuine level. | |
| He's worked for us five years for buying him a car. | |
| No disrespect, Alex, but fuck Alex. | |
| What the fuck are we buying him a car for? | |
| You get bored for one day, you get a piece of rope, and you just... | |
| What happened to all this Christmas spirit you were talking about? | |
| You. It's Christmas! | |
| You are responsible for this. | |
| Responsible for what, Christmas? Christmas lights, Christmas tree, Christmas cheer. | |
| Can't buy your friend a fucking Christmas gift. | |
| It's a Lambo. So? | |
| It's Christmas. How old are you, Alex? | |
| 22, nice. 22, I couldn't even afford to eat! | |
| Which one is it, this one? This blue one. | |
| This blue one? Alright, tell me about it. | |
| Price, mileage, oh, it's here. | |
| Wait a second, I'll bring the key to... | |
| Sure, let me take a look around. | |
| It's DBS, yeah? DBS 1, yeah. | |
| Alright, that's what you buy from Alex. | |
| The DBS. Nah, I think you're buying the 4A. We already have a 4A in the fleet. | |
| That's cooler looking. We won't be able to keep up anyway. | |
| That's cooler looking. I'm hard to impress with cars because I have them all. | |
| I'm very hard to impress. | |
| This looks beautiful, but I already have three DBSs. | |
| Yeah, we have three of the same fucking car. | |
| It looks nice though. | |
| Alright, let me take a look around because the decision is ultimately nice. | |
| Why the fuck am I in a car showroom? | |
| This is what happens every time. | |
| Every time I go anywhere near a car showroom, I end up buying a bunch of cars. | |
| Yeah, but this one's for Alex. Fuck Alex. | |
| None of them are for Alex. It's Christmas time. | |
| No. Alex does not get a Lambo. | |
| Alex doesn't get a Lambo. | |
| He does. He might. | |
| Tristan's not buying a car. | |
| He's buying a car at me. | |
| He's not dancing. He's not dancing to the music. | |
| He's dancing at me. | |
| You have to understand that. | |
| It's like how I drink at people. | |
| Like his cousin. I think you need to dance. | |
| I can't. He's dancing at me. | |
| Just kind of bob up and down in your chair, T. No. | |
| Ruku's crying now. | |
| That's what he's doing. This is not about the car. | |
| Christmas time! This is not about Alex. | |
| Christmas cheer! This is teaching me a lesson for the lights. | |
| You said Christmas! It's because I put lights on the house. | |
| So now you're gonna buy a car at me. | |
| Yeah. Give it to Alex to annoy me. | |
| It's Christmas. New S63. We don't need a new S63, do we? | |
| Nah. We don't need anything. | |
| I wonder what that's like. Is that it? | |
| The new 7 Series? Yeah. | |
| Let's sit in it. Turn it on. I have it on the world's platform. | |
| And besides that, we have a TV. We have the Audi now. | |
| That's to be driven around in, bro. | |
| Is it? It's a 7 Series. | |
| I'd buy one to be driven in. I wouldn't drive it myself. | |
| All right, let's have a look. This has got more headroom than the convertible, right? | |
| Do you fit? I hope you don't fit. | |
| I hope you don't fit, Alex, because then it won't be bought. | |
| I hope he doesn't fit. Alex will fit. | |
| The convertible version, he wouldn't fit, because I have trouble, but here it's fine. | |
| Fuck Alex. I'll sit inside and see if it fits you. | |
| I know this car inside out. | |
| I'm an Air Force port miner. I drove from England to Italy, back to Romania, so I know it very well. | |
| Alex, I want you to understand something. | |
| As happy as you may think you are right now, the price you will pay when we spar, I guarantee you, will not be worth this car. | |
| I will regret it because you will not be able to drive it because your arms will be gone from your body. | |
| I will detach your arms from your body. | |
| So if you want this car, I'm warning you now, you're going to pay for it with your life. | |
| All right, let me discuss with my brother. | |
| Every day, every time I say sparring, you have to spar. | |
| Bank transfer will be with you in a day or two, then I'll send Alex to pick it up. | |
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Why You're Mad I Bought Alex a Lamborghini
00:03:39
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| There's no way out. So be very careful accepting presents from my brother. | |
| Andrew! Andrew, what's this? | |
| 250. Done. Perfect. | |
| To be honest, like, I literally have no words right now. | |
| Like, I'm just in shock, to be honest. | |
| Let me see this one as well. | |
| This is done. I'm deal. | |
| Yeah, DBS is something unique because we can deal with the weight. | |
| Yeah. | |
| for the people of the U.S. | |
| Yeah, yeah, we'll try both. | |
| DBS and the 488. You know, we have enough Astons. | |
| We've got like seven. | |
| Let's hear it anyway. We're spending a million dollars. | |
| That's all the money we made yesterday. | |
| Andrew, it's Christmas. | |
| I should have bought my Santa hat. | |
| I would have taught you a lesson. | |
| Andrew, you taught me to like Christmas. | |
| You bought the spirit of Christmas and giving into my heart. | |
| Merry Christmas! Goodwill to all men! | |
| Come in! What the fuck is this? | |
| This one on the left is me. | |
| This one on the right is you. | |
| Congratulations. I now like Christmas. | |
| You know what's funny? You bought me a Christmas gift that you wanted me to kill myself with, but you are far more likely to kill yourself with the Christmas gift I got you. | |
| So, if you die, ha ha ha, did it back to you. | |
| Took your own idea and switched it back at you. | |
| I'll still have my rope and I'll be alive, whereas you will be dead. | |
| That's actually smart. I'm starting to feel a bit better about this idea now. | |
| Yeah. I'm starting to feel a bit happier about it. | |
| Yeah, yeah. He's more likely to kill himself with our gift than we are with his gift. | |
| That's true. We've got way too many of these. | |
| By the time we get... Best, best, best price you can do on this if we buy both. | |
| I suppose $230? Only $8? | |
| You got $18 off that. $220 is done. | |
| He's taking it right now. Okay. | |
| Done. Done. Right. | |
| For fuck's sake. Now we bought two cars. | |
| Add them up. So you're mad I bought Alex Lambo. | |
| Will you just pull that Ferrari? Who's pissed off? | |
| Who's that for? If I'm mad about what you did, obviously I have to make myself feel better. | |
| I'd like to buy a car. You wouldn't do it back to me. | |
| Because I'll take your idea and do it back to you again. | |
| I put lights on the house, so you bought Alex's car at me to annoy me, so now I bought a Ferrari at you to annoy you. | |
| Doesn't annoy me. You can never be more annoyed. | |
| You can never be less annoyed that I bought Alex's car. | |
| You're super annoyed. You've ruined Christmas for everyone except Alex. | |
| Let this be a lesson to you. | |
| Not to drag me into nice, cheerful things. | |
| Christmas is rude. | |
| Wish granted. | |
| Warning, warning, warning. | |
| You are not stupid. You are lazy, you're entitled, you're arrogant, but you're not actually stupid. | |
| I could take you from your little pathetic life and put you down in a chair and make you do the things you're supposed to do, and you could achieve. | |
| Last year, during these exact days, you did nothing. | |
| New Year's Eve came, you made yourself all these promises, and a week later, you were still a fuck-up. | |
| Here we are one year later, you are still a nobody. | |
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Momentum Matters
00:01:05
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| The days when losers rest, winners are going to begin to work. | |
| You have absolutely nothing else to do. | |
| You may as well get a head start so 2024 allows you to live a life worth living so you don't stay a peasant and a peon any longer. | |
| What I'm going to do is I'm going to open up a special enrollment for a special class inside of the real world which is only available during these days. | |
| Not only will you get 12 months inside of the real world platform, you'll also get access to an accountability manager and a new form of Aikido which we can only teach to people that is guaranteed to be inside of the program for long periods of time. | |
| You commit like a man. | |
| If you're going to do something, there's no point in doing it half-assed. | |
| You don't get anywhere in life if you have to do something. | |
| You either don't do it or you do it. | |
| Binary. Devote one year to the real world and get two months completely free. | |
| Exclusive access to the Champions Network and lessons. | |
| Only available for the next six days. | |
| So act now. I've said this before and I'll say it again. | |
| As the rocket goes towards the moon, it doesn't stop halfway up. | |
| It doesn't take a break. It doesn't decide it's difficult at the moment because of the atmospheric pressure and it needs to have some time off. | |
| It continues to go because it is the momentum. | |
| Only the momentum that gives you the inertia required to escape gravity. | |