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Dec. 29, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Lambo ruins Christmas | Tate Confidential Ep 204
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Thanks. Your pen.
Yes. Thank you, sir. Cheers.
Bye. Bye-bye. Safe travel, friend.
Germans love papers, don't they?
Why do Germans love papers so much?
I'm going to drive it with this on because it's so brand new.
How many miles on the clock? Seven kilometers on the clock.
Drive with the plastic on because I'm a gangstar.
Germans love paperwork.
Oh, seatbelt.
Oh, don't die.
Andrew, you have to save the world.
World Top G, you're not allowed to die.
What was I saying?
Oh yeah, Germans love paperwork.
Always going on and on about papers.
You want to have sex, you must sign this paper.
Berlin sex parties with contracts, probably.
Stinky anal, and they're all sitting around signing paperwork for it.
Fucking weirdos. Give me my car.
I don't give a fuck about papers.
There's no papers on the streets.
Imagine not having unlimited money.
Imagine, like, waking up and wanting something and not saying, give me that.
I want that, but I can't have it.
Why? Because I don't have any money.
Are you a fucking loser?
Everything I have ever wanted ever, I have.
In excess and abundance.
I couldn't live any other way.
Imagine being a full-grown man, not having everything he wants all of the time.
That would be devastating. Oh, let's speak to our mate.
It's beautiful. Thank you.
You painted it? Yes.
All right, cool. Take it to the house and we'll talk at the house.
It's very nice. Is your car broken, Alex?
Yep. That's unfortunate.
Why don't you buy four new supercars?
Because then you don't have to worry about your car being broken.
True, true. That's right.
I should buy it, you know?
Unlucky friend.
Driftin' parts like a fuckin' retard.
Bye.
So I can't fit the car.
Idiot. So what's wrong with your car?
Oh, the car broke. Oh, it's not working.
Oh, that's a shame. So why don't you just get new supercars?
Why don't you just get four new supercars?
That's an RS-7 ABT. There's only a limited edition of them, 850 horsepower.
And then I really like the SF90. I thought it was beautiful, so I might as well get a convertible.
So I got another one that's a convertible.
Two of the same car. Yeah, exactly.
One's coupe, one's convertible, and they look exactly the same.
So no one can tell that I have two different cars.
I think I have one car because I have so much money, I don't want people to even know how much money I have.
Cool, no? What happened to your car?
It's broken, yeah? Yeah. Oh, shit.
That must be terrible. It's a shame you don't know any friends, like a guy.
If you knew a guy with lots of cars, maybe he'd let you borrow one, but I don't think you know anyone.
No. That's unfortunate.
Yeah. That's life.
Yeah, you got Uber, so you'll be fine.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Thank you.
So guys. Merry Christmas.
I got the prizes.
I hope you like them.
Alright.
This is pretty good.
I was the king of What would you do if I actually killed myself?
What would you do if I killed myself with this exact rope?
Andrew, you know the present I was thinking of getting Alex?
If I kill myself, I can't get it for him, can I? I'm gonna kill myself.
Would you rather me kill myself or get you the present I was gonna get you?
Because I was thinking of buying you a Lamborghini.
I don't know why you're buying a Lamborghini.
Why the fuck would you buy a Lamborghini?
Because he's my friend. This rope costs Alex the same percentage of his income as a Lamborghini will cost me of mine.
So I feel like it's kind of fair.
But now I know he wants me to kill myself, I might not do it.
I might kill myself instead of buying a Lamborghini.
I refuse to let you buy a Lamborghini.
Fuck Alex. How are you gonna stop me?
Kill yourself? Will you kill yourself if I do it?
No, I just say that there's no point in doing that.
It's a complete waste of time and money.
Fuck Alex. Why the fuck are you gonna buy him a fucking Lambo?
Because his car always breaks down.
He loses his money gambling.
Exactly. It's just funny. We get to make fun of it.
Alex decides. Do I use this or buy you a Lambo?
Well, to be honest, I think I'm gonna take back a gift.
Because I really want Tristan to survive.
Oh, so you want Tristan to survive, so I know when we can kill myself.
Alex, buy your Lambo.
Today! Buy your Lambo.
What do you mean? Now? Nah, yeah, I'll buy you Lambo today.
Lambo! For Alex.
We're going to buy Lambos now.
I am. Young straps and I don't give a fuck.
I'm homeless!
I let a thug life lose my focus, baby!
I'm troublesome!
Bad boy killer!
He likes it and I like it.
The real cars. Keep the real ones hidden away.
This is genuinely a joke.
We don't need to buy him a fucking car.
Yes, we do. No, on a genuine level.
He's worked for us five years for buying him a car.
No disrespect, Alex, but fuck Alex.
What the fuck are we buying him a car for?
You get bored for one day, you get a piece of rope, and you just...
What happened to all this Christmas spirit you were talking about?
You. It's Christmas!
You are responsible for this.
Responsible for what, Christmas? Christmas lights, Christmas tree, Christmas cheer.
Can't buy your friend a fucking Christmas gift.
It's a Lambo. So?
It's Christmas. How old are you, Alex?
22, nice. 22, I couldn't even afford to eat!
Which one is it, this one? This blue one.
This blue one? Alright, tell me about it.
Price, mileage, oh, it's here.
Wait a second, I'll bring the key to...
Sure, let me take a look around.
It's DBS, yeah? DBS 1, yeah.
Alright, that's what you buy from Alex.
The DBS. Nah, I think you're buying the 4A. We already have a 4A in the fleet.
That's cooler looking. We won't be able to keep up anyway.
That's cooler looking. I'm hard to impress with cars because I have them all.
I'm very hard to impress.
This looks beautiful, but I already have three DBSs.
Yeah, we have three of the same fucking car.
It looks nice though.
Alright, let me take a look around because the decision is ultimately nice.
Why the fuck am I in a car showroom?
This is what happens every time.
Every time I go anywhere near a car showroom, I end up buying a bunch of cars.
Yeah, but this one's for Alex. Fuck Alex.
None of them are for Alex. It's Christmas time.
No. Alex does not get a Lambo.
Alex doesn't get a Lambo.
He does. He might.
Tristan's not buying a car.
He's buying a car at me.
He's not dancing. He's not dancing to the music.
He's dancing at me.
You have to understand that.
It's like how I drink at people.
Like his cousin. I think you need to dance.
I can't. He's dancing at me.
Just kind of bob up and down in your chair, T. No.
Ruku's crying now.
That's what he's doing. This is not about the car.
Christmas time! This is not about Alex.
Christmas cheer! This is teaching me a lesson for the lights.
You said Christmas! It's because I put lights on the house.
So now you're gonna buy a car at me.
Yeah. Give it to Alex to annoy me.
It's Christmas. New S63. We don't need a new S63, do we?
Nah. We don't need anything.
I wonder what that's like. Is that it?
The new 7 Series? Yeah.
Let's sit in it. Turn it on. I have it on the world's platform.
And besides that, we have a TV. We have the Audi now.
That's to be driven around in, bro.
Is it? It's a 7 Series.
I'd buy one to be driven in. I wouldn't drive it myself.
All right, let's have a look. This has got more headroom than the convertible, right?
Do you fit? I hope you don't fit.
I hope you don't fit, Alex, because then it won't be bought.
I hope he doesn't fit. Alex will fit.
The convertible version, he wouldn't fit, because I have trouble, but here it's fine.
Fuck Alex. I'll sit inside and see if it fits you.
I know this car inside out.
I'm an Air Force port miner. I drove from England to Italy, back to Romania, so I know it very well.
Alex, I want you to understand something.
As happy as you may think you are right now, the price you will pay when we spar, I guarantee you, will not be worth this car.
I will regret it because you will not be able to drive it because your arms will be gone from your body.
I will detach your arms from your body.
So if you want this car, I'm warning you now, you're going to pay for it with your life.
All right, let me discuss with my brother.
Every day, every time I say sparring, you have to spar.
Bank transfer will be with you in a day or two, then I'll send Alex to pick it up.
There's no way out. So be very careful accepting presents from my brother.
Andrew! Andrew, what's this?
250. Done. Perfect.
To be honest, like, I literally have no words right now.
Like, I'm just in shock, to be honest.
Let me see this one as well.
This is done. I'm deal.
Yeah, DBS is something unique because we can deal with the weight.
Yeah.
for the people of the U.S.
Yeah, yeah, we'll try both.
DBS and the 488. You know, we have enough Astons.
We've got like seven.
Let's hear it anyway. We're spending a million dollars.
That's all the money we made yesterday.
Andrew, it's Christmas.
I should have bought my Santa hat.
I would have taught you a lesson.
Andrew, you taught me to like Christmas.
You bought the spirit of Christmas and giving into my heart.
Merry Christmas! Goodwill to all men!
Come in! What the fuck is this?
This one on the left is me.
This one on the right is you.
Congratulations. I now like Christmas.
You know what's funny? You bought me a Christmas gift that you wanted me to kill myself with, but you are far more likely to kill yourself with the Christmas gift I got you.
So, if you die, ha ha ha, did it back to you.
Took your own idea and switched it back at you.
I'll still have my rope and I'll be alive, whereas you will be dead.
That's actually smart. I'm starting to feel a bit better about this idea now.
Yeah. I'm starting to feel a bit happier about it.
Yeah, yeah. He's more likely to kill himself with our gift than we are with his gift.
That's true. We've got way too many of these.
By the time we get... Best, best, best price you can do on this if we buy both.
I suppose $230? Only $8?
You got $18 off that. $220 is done.
He's taking it right now. Okay.
Done. Done. Right.
For fuck's sake. Now we bought two cars.
Add them up. So you're mad I bought Alex Lambo.
Will you just pull that Ferrari? Who's pissed off?
Who's that for? If I'm mad about what you did, obviously I have to make myself feel better.
I'd like to buy a car. You wouldn't do it back to me.
Because I'll take your idea and do it back to you again.
I put lights on the house, so you bought Alex's car at me to annoy me, so now I bought a Ferrari at you to annoy you.
Doesn't annoy me. You can never be more annoyed.
You can never be less annoyed that I bought Alex's car.
You're super annoyed. You've ruined Christmas for everyone except Alex.
Let this be a lesson to you.
Not to drag me into nice, cheerful things.
Christmas is rude.
Wish granted.
Warning, warning, warning.
You are not stupid. You are lazy, you're entitled, you're arrogant, but you're not actually stupid.
I could take you from your little pathetic life and put you down in a chair and make you do the things you're supposed to do, and you could achieve.
Last year, during these exact days, you did nothing.
New Year's Eve came, you made yourself all these promises, and a week later, you were still a fuck-up.
Here we are one year later, you are still a nobody.
The days when losers rest, winners are going to begin to work.
You have absolutely nothing else to do.
You may as well get a head start so 2024 allows you to live a life worth living so you don't stay a peasant and a peon any longer.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to open up a special enrollment for a special class inside of the real world which is only available during these days.
Not only will you get 12 months inside of the real world platform, you'll also get access to an accountability manager and a new form of Aikido which we can only teach to people that is guaranteed to be inside of the program for long periods of time.
You commit like a man.
If you're going to do something, there's no point in doing it half-assed.
You don't get anywhere in life if you have to do something.
You either don't do it or you do it.
Binary. Devote one year to the real world and get two months completely free.
Exclusive access to the Champions Network and lessons.
Only available for the next six days.
So act now. I've said this before and I'll say it again.
As the rocket goes towards the moon, it doesn't stop halfway up.
It doesn't take a break. It doesn't decide it's difficult at the moment because of the atmospheric pressure and it needs to have some time off.
It continues to go because it is the momentum.
Only the momentum that gives you the inertia required to escape gravity.
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