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Dec. 22, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate

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EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 29 - MERRY CHRISTMAS

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	Is there an emergency meeting?
	How can there be a Christmas emergency?
	How can Christmas be an emergency?
	I think every Christmas for us has been an emergency for the last couple of years.
	Perhaps, you know, perhaps this cloud of darkness which is surrounding the world that everybody can feel, the heavy weight The current negative organs in our minds.
	Perhaps the demons are gaining more foothold over humanity.
	And although the demons don't realize they are actually working for God because there is no light without dark, we're ushering in one of the most dangerous and difficult periods of human time.
	And to fight against the demonic horde, we need to be in a positive mood so they can't feed off of our negative energies, and perhaps being as Christmassy as possible will allow us to defeat the demons which are trying to enslave humanity.
	That would make it an emergency.
	Merge me. Merge me!
	I've just come up with a reason.
	The demons don't want us to feel Christmassy, so for that reason, we'd be as Christmassy as possible.
	It's the only way to save the world.
	Emergency Christmas. Emergency Christmas.
	Merry Christmas.
	It's an emergency Christmas to everyone at home.
	So I guess we have to start with the most important thing about any emergency meeting, right?
	Let's do it. What's the most important thing about every emergency meeting?
	The Mr. Producer theme song.
	Ha ha ha. It's true.
	It is. Let me find it.
	So you don't even have it set up?
	I don't because I've Mr.
	Producer'd a Christmas version of it.
	Because the demons...
	Let's start this again.
	Everyone at home who is perspicacious, who has any kind of perceptive ability, has been able to feel a dark cloud over their minds for the last three to four months.
	All the things you used to previously enjoy, going out for dinner, going to the cinema, hanging out with your friends, none of it is interesting anymore because there's all this hell and death and everything's on Twitter and everyone's dying and there's all these wars and it feels like the CBDCs are coming and they're trying to enslave us with the climate scam and all of this is going on and anyone with a brain can sense it and feel it, that the demons are gaining ground and they're coming to get us and enslave us all.
	But they don't realize that God...
	So, although it feels dark now, it's actually going to be good.
	And we're going to fight the demons by being as Christmassy as possible.
	So it is now officially an emergency Christmas Merry Christmas!
	Mr. Producer You make the best shows Mr. Producer You got it, oh, oh, oh Mr. Producer Gonna break the speed Mr. Producer You're the emergency BT Goodwill to all men Goodwill to all men Merry Christmas!
	.
	Christmas spirit will defeat the demons.
	Happiness, positive vibes, positive emotions.
	I want everyone at home to be as Christmassy as possible and be super happy this Christmas time.
	I don't like Christmas. I just explained to you how the demons try and use our negative organs against us.
	Whose team are you on?
	We have to defeat them.
	They're trying to enslave humanity, Tristan.
	Don't you realize it? I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but when I did that call with Elon Musk, I listened to it back, that live tour spaces the day Alex Jones was unbanned.
	And I sat there and I said something which is very conspiratorial.
	I said something which when I say in general conversation with the general world, people call me crazy.
	And it's a very simple statement. I said there are two groups of people in the world, people who love humans and love humanity and want us to grow and prosper and be as many of us as possible.
	And there's people who have no interest in the growth of humanity.
	Instead, they just want to control those of us who currently exist.
	They don't want there to be more humans.
	In fact, they want there to be less, and they want to be the kings of these humans so they can be pedophiles and sick and have endless sex and be hedonistic and be concerned with themselves and their own weird inbred bloodline and enslave all of us.
	There's two teams, pro-human, pro-slavery.
	I said that, expecting to be called a conspiracy nut, but I knew Alex Jones was on the call, and he understands how the world really works, so I knew it would have some degree of backup.
	But when I said that, Elon Musk himself, listened to the spaces back, said, yes.
	The richest man in the world agreed with me when I said they're trying to make us all slaves.
	Arguably one of the smartest men in the world as well.
	Arguably the smartest, confirmably the richest, certainly one of the most powerful people on the planet agreed with me when I said they're trying to make us all slaves.
	And when I say it to you guys at home on the emergency meetings, you're like, yeah, I guess.
	Like I'm saying it as hyperbole.
	The most powerful people in the world, including Tristan and I, because we are some of the most famous people on the planet and therefore have the largest influence, by extension, a lot of power, hence our matrix attack.
	I think we're the top five most influential people on the planet as it currently stands, understands they're going to make us all slaves.
	So we know what's happening.
	Elon agreed with me publicly and I thought it was very interesting that nobody actually picked up on that when they should have.
	I did. No, you didn't.
	What do you mean? No, I didn't.
	No, you didn't. I was here.
	I want you to know from the very fucking beginning, this is my show.
	It's Emergency Christmas.
	I'm Mr. Producer. I'll do whatever I want and you can't stop me.
	I want you to know that.
	I don't- Merry Christmas!
	You're the producer!
	I bet you got Mr. Producer.
	I didn't get Mr. Produc- Producer. I don't even know what that means.
	That's not a word.
	Mr. Producer is not a thing that you could do.
	It's an emergency Christmas! So because it's an emergency Christmas, I've got a whole bunch of clips which I've never seen before, which have been prepared for me as presents, which I'm going to watch and go through and we're going to talk about and discuss.
	As well as that, I have a present for absolutely everybody at home.
	So before I give away something completely free to everybody at home, completely free, no strings attached, free Christmas gift, before I do that, Tristan, if you could please read out the Super Chats, that would be fantastic because it's Christmas and I'm in a Christmassy mood and I'd really appreciate if you could read out all the Christmas Super Chats, my good friend Tristan.
	There's a lot of well wishes, but I'm not going to discuss my current family problems right now on this emergency meeting.
	So I'm going to cut those bits out.
	Wanted your opinion. Me and my dad run a business together.
	I see him as a role model. Do you think I can have a brotherhood with him?
	Who? With my dad.
	Emergency meeting with Tristan's cousin Luke.
	When is he coming back? I don't know.
	I don't have a cousin. Hi, Andrew, Tristan.
	Sorry for your situation. It's absolutely disgraceful.
	Praying for you. Thank you very much, Koto.
	Sorry for your situation. Praying for you, etc.
	Because of the crypto camp this inside of the real world, I made $200 in one week.
	Now I want to donate a little bit of money to the Palestinians through Tape Pledge.
	Thank you. Merry Christmas and prayers for your family.
	Those are the current super chats.
	Lots of well wishes. I appreciate all of them.
	I believe that there's power in prayer and there's power in well wishes.
	And yeah, I appreciate all the love that I've had over the last 48 hours.
	And that's all I'll say on the topic.
	So before we go into our videos in which we have to have our emergency Christmas, first I want to let everyone at home know that we are going to give away something completely free.
	So first, how many people are watching?
	Because we can only give away 10,000 of these.
	33,800 people are currently watching.
	Right. 33,000 of you.
	We can only give away 10,000 of the following.
	10,000 of them will be given away.
	The other 23,000 of you are going to go without.
	This is completely free.
	So please pay attention guys.
	I'm going to give you, I'm going to play the Mr.
	Producer song one more time.
	And in this time, I want you to either focus your TikTok mind or get a pen and paper and write this down.
	This is going to be extremely important.
	It's completely free gift to your door to 10,000 people.
	Once again, I'm going to play the Mr.
	Producer song, get pen and paper, or focus your TikTok brain because most of you don't realize you have TikTok brain in which you can't focus on anything for more than a few seconds without thinking about some other garbage or getting a boner and trying to jerk off the porn.
	This is extremely important.
	Merry Christmas!
	Goodwill to all men.
	You Go.
	Alright, let's go. Our mom's just called us.
	I'll speak to mom on WhatsApp.
	You continue with the emergency meeting.
	So she's had surgery and she's alive, which is what matters most.
	It's something to be Christmassy and happy about.
	Right, Tristan? True. Something to be Christmassy and happy about.
	So, pen and paper, everyone.
	Here's what I'm going to do. I have decided, in my infinite wisdom, because everybody at home knows I'm one of the most loved and liked people on the planet, there's nobody who doesn't love Andrew Tate.
	Not a single liberal, nobody.
	Everyone on earth loves me.
	They think I'm great and fantastic.
	They love the fact that I'm a brown person from a disenfranchised area, a disadvantaged youth person.
	Has spawned such a brilliant, famous, rich, affluent, sexy, tall, charismatic, humble individual.
	So because of that, I've decided to give a gift that everyone can enjoy.
	You can enjoy it. Your liberal friends can enjoy it.
	Your little cousin and nephew can enjoy it.
	Everyone can enjoy it.
	Grandma. Grandma loves it.
	And what it is, is free Andrew Tate stickers.
	So imagine you had a liberal friend.
	I've never seen these before.
	Before you open it. Don't open it yet.
	Is this my gift?
	You're not allowed any. You're the only person who's not allowed.
	I'm not fucking allowed any.
	Everyone else is allowed free stickers.
	And you can get these. Everyone got your pen and paper?
	You go to StickerMule, M-U-L-E, StickerMule.com slash Tate.
	They're the best stickers in the world, and they are free.
	They will send you these free.
	We have a Tate one. You see Tate.
	We have this one that says, resist the slave mind.
	We have, are you trying your best?
	We have Top G. You can stick this on your auntie's car.
	You know your auntie who's like a liberal and hates me for no reason.
	Stick Top G on her car.
	For Christmas. That will get her.
	They're completely free.
	Stickermule.com slash Tate.
	And what you'll get is, get that thing.
	You'll get this pack free in the mail and you'll open it up from here and you'll bring out loads of little stickers that you can give to your friends.
	Everyone on earth, we have 10,000 we're allowed to give away for free.
	Everyone's allowed them besides Tristan.
	I don't want stickers of you.
	Why would I want stickers of you?
	Convenient, because you're not allowed them. No, I don't want them.
	You're not allowed them. Well, now I'll take some.
	No, you're not allowed. I just said you're not allowed.
	Everyone's allowed them for free, but you.
	$10,000 is the maximum we're going to give away.
	My brother and I have covered this cost ourselves.
	We expect to see Tate stickers stuck everywhere and tweet it at us.
	Please tweet them at us, at Carper Tate, or write to Alex Man Tate so we can retweet it.
	I mean, your school books, your school bags, because as we know, teachers everywhere in the world love me and Andrew.
	So impress your teachers today.
	Impress your teachers in the new year.
	Take stickers on your bags.
	Take stickers on your books. Wait, wait, wait.
	Where's our disclaimer? I didn't see a disclaimer at any point.
	Give me my disclaimer because every single emergency meeting is converted into words used against us in court.
	Oh, it's a disclaimer. Someone put the disclaimer up.
	Give me the disclaimer. This is for entertainment purposes only.
	From now on, every time I say anything, I'm going to say something afterwards that saves me.
	So, in my imagination.
	Yeah, or in a video game.
	In RuneScape. All of you can get a free sticker pack at www.stickermule.com slash Tate that you can stick around the school that doesn't like me and has me currently banned even though it's going to upset everybody in RuneScape.
	Does that work? In GTA 6.
	In GTA 6, you can escape the Matrix.
	Yeah. I'm going to...
	Punch somebody in the face in a couple weeks.
	In GTA 6.
	Like that. You see?
	That's a good one. It's a good one.
	I like that one. In Minecraft.
	In Minecraft. I've read that somewhere on the internet.
	That's a good one. Alright.
	I want the disclaimer up.
	I don't mean anything I say.
	This is entertainment purposes only.
	Andrew and Tristate aren't even real people.
	We're played by actors. My real name is Emilio Largo.
	Yeah, I'm not doing anything until a disclaimer happens, because we have to go through all these emergency videos of Christmas, and I feel like I'm going to say something that's going to 100% put us in jail.
	So I want my disclaimer now.
	Disclaimer. Read a few superchats.
	Age 20 opened up a mechanic shop.
	I have businesses, but I need more advice towards how to advertise.
	Bro, I need more information than that before I can give you information.
	My six-year-old Andy idolizes you.
	I'm going to give you a more in-depth answer. My six-year-old Andy idolizes you.
	You guys have changed his life. He works hard in sports, and he's going to grow up and be strong and rich like you.
	Take care of the family.
	We can give him some free stickers, and he'll be very, very happy.
	Shogun32, get some free stickers for Andy.
	Right. Stickermule.com forward slash Tate.
	One second. Mr.
	Producer. Nice!
	The content presented in this program is for entertainment and informational purposes only.
	This material is intended for mature audiences and may contain language or concepts that some viewers find controversial or offensive.
	This esoteric production is crafted for the discerning intellect, tailored for those who seek depth beyond the matrix.
	Viewer discretion is advised. No, I made another one.
	There was another one I made. I want my other one.
	My other one was better. What was the other one?
	Who's better than this? This is some...
	This is like real...
	Cop out crap. I want a real one.
	I want my real disclaimer. Right.
	What are the guys saying about help advertising?
	I opened a mechanic shop.
	How can I help advertise it?
	I don't even know. That's a super chat.
	You want to cover that? You know what?
	I'm going to cover it to show how intelligent I am.
	Okay, go ahead. I am so smart.
	I want everyone at home to understand I'm one of the smartest people on the face of the planet.
	There is no question you can ask me that I do not have an instant, real-time, brilliant answer for, which is why my podcasts are the most watched alive.
	So, I'm going to have to make a bunch of assumptions about this mechanic shop because I don't know where it's based.
	I don't know what kind of cars you're repairing.
	I don't know if it's in a nice area, a poor area, etc.
	But the first thing you want to do is differentiate.
	And to differentiate, first, you have to attract the attention of people.
	You're going to attract people's attention various ways.
	You can use shock, but I don't think you should use pictures of car crashes to advertise your mechanic shop.
	So perhaps you should use some humor.
	You should think of some kind of way to make people laugh or chuckle or look twice at your mechanical shop.
	Then what you want to do is you want to get them in the door.
	Now, the problem you have Is that thousands and thousands of cars drive past your mechanic shop every day, but most of them are probably not broken.
	Because if they were broken, they wouldn't be on the road in the first place.
	So let's use our minds here.
	Our number one lead, your primary income source, are people whose cars work perfectly.
	So therefore, you need to make them laugh in some way or attack their attention and then offer something that people who have perfectly functioning cars are going to want.
	You could say a safety check, but nobody cares about safety because the car is working fine.
	You could offer some kind of free gift, perhaps.
	Once again, that'd be difficult to make cost effective.
	You need to use your mind and think, what do people who have perfectly functioning cars want?
	I'm not going to tell you what that thing is, but that's what you're going to want to do.
	And when you get people in, people who stop on their way to wherever with perfectly working cars for a checkup or for a free clean or for a free air freshener or because you said there's a sweepstake and anyone who stops in and signs their name can win X. When these people come in, you can look over their cars and see if something needs fixing.
	Primarily, it's going to be some kind of boring basic maintenance.
	Perhaps you can convince them that their tires are bald.
	Perhaps they need to refill their wiper fluid.
	Even wiper fluid, if you sell it 10 or 15 bucks, you might want to make enough profit to cover the cost of the free air fresheners everyone gets when they come in.
	Something. And then you want to build data off the back of it.
	You don't want all these people coming in without you building data.
	So as they come in for their free air freshener, let's assume you did that.
	Say, stop. Come up with something humorous.
	Stop your car. It stinks.
	Or even better, you stink.
	Come and fix it for free here.
	Boom. Free air freshener. Turn left.
	They come in. Free air freshener.
	You look at their tires. If they need tires and you sell tires, you've made enough profit to cover all the air fresheners you're going to give away that day.
	Then you're going to get their email address and say, here's your email address.
	We have a lot of sweepstakes. We give away a lot of free stuff.
	Let me get your email address. Then you're going to email them periodically.
	With the mechanics, you can't hammer them every day.
	I'll probably say once a month with some kind of offer for a tune-up or some kind of offer for winter tires or something else.
	And that's how you're going to make as much profit as possible by building data off the back of getting people whose cars who function perfectly to come and give you their information.
	That's how you make as much money as possible with a mechanic shop for free from Andrew Tate, Top G. All right, let's change subject.
	Let's get into these Christmas videos.
	No, disclaimer. My disclaimer is better.
	Is it going to get us in trouble?
	What do you mean? Your disclaimer, I feel like, somehow, is going to get us in trouble.
	Why? Because it's you, Andrew.
	It's you. Do I ever get us in trouble?
	Yes. How have I ever gotten us in trouble?
	Oh my god. I'm literally not allowed bank accounts, bro.
	I don't have a bank account.
	Tristan Tate, one of the richest men in my age group, anywhere in the world. I don't have a functioning bank.
	So, that's my disclaimer.
	I'm going to jail.
	I'm going to jail again, at Christmas, again.
	Why? It's been a year since my first trip to jail.
	I'm still in jail, by the way.
	Because my jail is this city.
	I'm still in jail. And I'm going back.
	Everything we say is a lie. So it's fine.
	The demons are not going to enslave us, and they're not trying to make us all eat the bugs.
	Or they are, but that's a lie.
	So the leadership of the world aren't satanic pedophiles.
	Correct! Right.
	Oh, no, no, no. The leadership of the world are satanic pedophiles in GTA 6.
	Nice. Smart.
	Nice. You see? The leaders of the world go to islands and have sex with children in GTA 6.
	In Minecraft. In Minecraft.
	Nice. So, what do we have here?
	So, in all these videos I'm supposed to go through, I have...
	We're going to start with this picture. I think it's of Will and Jada.
	Oh, why? I'm trying to have a good day.
	Didn't you say something about Christmas cheer, Christmas spirit, happiness?
	Why are you going to show me a cuckold in his dominatrix?
	I am not interested in the slightest.
	Why would you put that up?
	I'm going to ask your opinion on some questions, Tristan.
	You're going to ask my opinion?
	Okay, so we're asking you specifically.
	Ready? Me. Okay, go. This is a guy who got a vasectomy.
	Okay. And his wife sent him these treats as, I guess, a joke.
	Okay. Yeah, I see.
	You see? Yeah, I see. Unlimited cream pies, snip, snip, hooray, no nuts.
	And he thinks it's funny, so he tweeted it out.
	What do you think of this said individual?
	I think... That unless he has currently 47 children minimum, okay, 47, and also is completely stretched to his financial limits looking after his 47 children, there's no excuse for a vasectomy ever.
	I still don't think there's an excuse for a vasectomy because babies are cheap and you should always be creating more people all the time if you're a man.
	I think that he...
	Should kill himself in GTA 6.
	In Minecraft.
	Smart. I'm actually going to say something which might be deemed controversial, which is unusual for me.
	Unusual. Very unusual. It's not often I say something which people might think are controversial because I'm the kind of person who only says things that people don't think is controversial.
	I'm going to say this. I want to make this point, and it's quite nuanced, so I want everyone to understand it.
	I've come to a conclusion in my old age that having pointless sex, even with girls, is gay.
	Yeah, it is. Let me make this clear.
	I want people to understand this at home.
	If you have sex with a woman, there should be a possibility that life will be created because that's what sex is for.
	Now, God is the best of planners and God decides if she gets pregnant or not.
	God is the ultimate decider.
	I'm not even saying you can't pull out because even if you pull out, if God wants her to get pregnant, she'll still get pregnant.
	God decides that. But having sex in which there is 0% chance of life being created and enjoying that and chasing girls around so you can have pointless sex as much as possible with no chance of procreation or creating a genealogy or a bloodline is actually super gay.
	Okay. Sex with women, gay.
	No, I'm hearing that. I get it.
	Let me finish. So I'm a guy.
	Okay. I run around nightclubs.
	Great. Hey, what's your name?
	And then I have sex with a girl.
	And I use a condom.
	Yes! Yes!
	And then I go home. Gay.
	Gay! Bro, that's gay!
	If you have no chance of having a child from the sex, that's as gay as sex can be.
	Now, not many people know you can have gay sex with a woman, but now I've just informed you, as a man, you can have gay sex with women.
	Yeah. Because that's gay. I get it, yeah.
	Which means also, all that batty man shit's gay.
	Fassy man, up anal, gay.
	Pointless, gay. Condoms, gay.
	All gay. Which makes having a vasectomy...
	The gayest thing a man could ever do.
	True. I think having a vasectomy might be gayer than having sex with men.
	It's pretty... I mean...
	It's up there at the top of things you could do that are gay.
	Having a vasectomy and having male-on-male raw butt sex is about on par.
	I think they're about the same.
	So, let me explain this as well to people at home.
	If two men have sex, the chance of having a baby is zero.
	Okay. Yep. It's gay. Having sex with a condom, if the condom functions, the chance of having a baby is zero.
	Having a vasectomy, if the vasectomy functions, the chance of having a baby is zero.
	This is all gay sex.
	It's all the same. All right.
	It's all in the same pile. It's all in the same pile of gay sex.
	Now they're going to start saying Andrew doesn't think people should practice safe sex and blah, blah, blah.
	So I'm going to add, as a non-Muslim, I'm going to add in some caveats.
	I'm going to add in some it's okays.
	Hear me out. If you're a teenager, you're young, you're first exploring a sexual marketplace, be safe.
	Fine. If you're in a loving relationship, and you're having sex with condoms, you're gay.
	If you're in a loving relationship, sex should be for procreation.
	And they're gonna attack you and say that you talk against safe sex, so I am gonna put that out there.
	That if you're a fully grown man, Then you should be looking to be having trouble.
	Do you know the face I make when...
	Do you know the face I make when...
	You're going to say something stupid.
	When the mainstream media attack me and decide to try and destroy my life for things I've said.
	You know the face I make, let me show you.
	Gay! Don't be gay!
	Vasectomies are gay. Now, we're cutting the Twitter feed.
	I'm going to continue to tell you about how we're having sex with women.
	Don't misgender X. Sorry.
	Don't deadname it.
	We're going to talk further about how having sex with women can still actually be gay.
	Yep. On Rumble.
	Rumble exclusive. We're cutting the Twitter feed now.
	You can find us on rumble.com slash tapespeech.
	X feed. X feed.
	Don't deadname it. I'm playing Mr.
	Producer again, then we're getting back to action.
	Tristan, there's too much gay sex with women happening.
	That's what this Christmas episode is all about.
	I made it up, and that's what this Christmas is all about.
	Merry Christmas!
	🎵 It's the producer, you make the best show 🎵
	🎵 It's the producer, you're gonna get both of me 🎵
	🎵 It's the producer, gonna bring both of me 🎵
	🎵 Like Matt the producer, you're the MCVD 🎵
	Goodwill to all men!
	You know the gayest type of sex that people can have though, Andrew?
	It's maybe even gayer than having gay sex with men.
	The gayest type of sex that a man can have is with himself.
	Hear me out! Oh, masturbation is normal and unhealthy.
	Pornhub, okay? Pornhub, pornhub.
	There's no women within a mile of you, okay?
	And you are simultaneously Jerking a man off while at the same time being jerked off by a man.
	Now, if that's not gay sex, I don't know what is.
	Pretty good argument. It's a pretty good argument.
	You're doing two gay things at once, giving and receiving pleasure to a man.
	That's very, very gay and should be avoided at all costs.
	Interesting. Very interesting.
	That's actually a good point. It reminds me of some other gay things I've seen.
	Once I saw... Remember when you were on that long-haul flight?
	And some of our friends were tired because we've been up for 32 hours.
	And instead of staying up and boozing when I used to drink, they took a nap next to men.
	Yeah. Yeah. So, if you're on a plane with your friends, having a few drinks, maybe you've had a long night, and you're in a chair and they're next to you, and they're trying to sleep...
	They're effectively trying to sleep with you.
	They're sleeping with men.
	So you have to understand that napping, unless you're by yourself in a room or with a woman, is also very gay.
	Me and Andrew on this emergency meeting, yeah?
	I go to sleep. There's Yusuf over here.
	I'm trying to sleep with Yusuf because he's sitting right here.
	That's trying to sleep with men.
	Napping is as gay as gay sex.
	So we've come to the very important conclusions here.
	We're going to jail.
	We're going to jail. Because hear me out.
	Hear me out. If you're on a plane next to your friends, if you're on a plane next to me, I don't sleep.
	Minus one minute sleep. I'm supposed to take.
	I'm sitting there, gin and tonic, flirting with the air stewardess, and you're next to me, right?
	And you're dozing off.
	You're trying to sleep with me, but I don't want to sleep with you.
	So that's essentially gay rape.
	Think about it. Don't gay rape your friends.
	No naps. We're going to jail.
	The Sticker Mule website has crashed.
	Everyone's trying to get their free gifts.
	Guys, don't give up. We're giving away 10,000 free sticker packs here.
	Top G, Tate, Was This a Slave Mind?
	Are You Trying Your Best? There's another one here that says...
	Did you put in the work? And it's me punching.
	Looks like I'm knocking out one of the Paul brothers, probably.
	All here, completely free.
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	So, even though we're completely sidetracked and completely off topic of all the things we're supposed to talk about.
	Christmas, etc. There's nothing to do with Christmas anymore.
	For Christmas, the best present you could get from God is procreation and children.
	So I have now come to the conclusion, when I see these men on Twitter talking about how many girls they get, but they have no kids, what they are is essentially gay.
	Yeah. Because what they're doing is they're running around having sex in which kids cannot be created.
	And they think that because they're chasing women, it's somehow not gay.
	But I think it's extremely homosexual.
	So when I see these dudes bragging, I got this bitch, got that bitch, got that bitch.
	How many kids you got? None.
	Gay. Gay. Sexomies are gay.
	All that shit's gay. So how do we get on the subject of vasectomies anyway?
	You said you wanted my opinion on something, and why is the camera not on me this entire emergency meeting?
	No, you're not in the show. Carry on.
	I'll get up and walk off.
	No, you're not in the show. Okay, I'll put you in the show.
	You showed me a guy who had cakes so- Oh, your mate! Yeah, your mate.
	Let me show you more pictures of your mate.
	So now he gets to have... Hear me out.
	So he's allegedly a heterosexual married to his wife, yes?
	So now, for the rest of his life, he gets to have gay sex with his wife.
	Nice. Is that what you're saying?
	I mean, that makes sense to me.
	I mean, that's pretty logical.
	Maybe he'll nap next to his friends.
	See what other picture we have here about your mate.
	See if we can find a picture of your mate.
	Ask my opinions on things.
	I am. Like you were supposed to.
	I am. Instead of going on weird rants about how sex with women can be gay.
	How is that weird? I mean, I kind of get it.
	I kind of get it. I mean, am I really weird?
	All right, let me see if I can find a picture of the guy himself, your buddy.
	His name is Marshall Haas.
	It's a gay name. Here, I'll put it on the screen.
	It says something like, my wife had the jokes when I got home from the doctor today.
	Bruh. Bruh.
	Who is your mate? So tell me how you met Michael Haas.
	Now, before we continue with the show.
	I was at the vasectomy clinic.
	Alright, then what happened? You can be on the camera for this.
	I was planning on having a life of gay sex.
	So I decided to go for a vasectomy.
	Nice. And that's where I met my mate, Michael Haas.
	And how long have you been mates?
	We've been mates forever.
	We've been soulmates since day one.
	I was on a plane once and he took a nap next to me and I napped back at him.
	We slept together. Nice.
	Nice. Nice.
	Right. I've got another video here, which I have no idea what it is, which I'm supposed to listen to and play, so we're going to do it.
	I have no idea what it is. Remember, guys, it's Christmas.
	These are my Christmas presents. I have no idea what any of this crap is.
	Let's go. Did somebody say...
	Slay?
	Did somebody say?
	Slay?
	Did somebody say?
	You know, Tristan...
	Go on. Delta Airlines is super awesome, Andrew, because now they give free seats for fatties.
	I think it's something about plus-size people, but I call them fatties.
	There's free seats, free extra seats for fatties.
	That's racist. I am a...
	I know we talk about the demons taking control and how God is using the demons to try and awaken the warrior inside of the people who believe in the light.
	That's why he puts you through pain so you can become a better version of yourself to attach yourself to the highest form of consciousness.
	True. Which is why the demons, even though they think they're damaging humanity, are actually following God's plan.
	But when I see the demons do demonic things, it still upsets me.
	Delta Airlines run by demons.
	Is that what you're saying? Can I say that?
	Am I going to get assassinated by Delta Airlines if I say that?
	Everyone's out to kill me.
	You'll get banned from flying on them.
	Unless you're a fatty, then you get free seats.
	Delta Airlines should not be used in Minecraft.
	Yeah, you should definitely never ever fly on Delta Airlines.
	In GTA 6. So the thing about Delta Airlines is this.
	So we could talk about this a little bit.
	We could talk about airlines a tiny little bit.
	Why the fuck am I a six foot four behemoth of a man never given free extra legroom seats?
	One, I fly on private jets and I fly first class, but I was six foot four when I was broke.
	How come fatties Who destroy their health and the general aura around them with their stinky fat bodies get free seats, but genetically blessed six foot four men like myself never got free extra legroom.
	Why is that? That is racism.
	That is racism. They're trying to keep a brother down.
	I think that might be something to do with racism.
	They don't want me, a mixed race man, being tall, and they think if they can put me in enough airline seats, I'll shrink down so they can subjugate me with their racist patriarchy.
	They want me fat.
	Lard ass. Three seats for lard asses.
	New policy. Let's be politically correct.
	Let's not call them fatties or lard asses.
	What do we call them? Land whales!
	In GTA 6.
	In GTA 6. It's kind of interesting.
	I made a joke once, and all my jokes go against me, but fuck it.
	Make it again. Make it again.
	Because everyone has a panic attack.
	Oh, Andrew made a joke!
	Andrew made a joke!
	Andrew made a joke!
	Anyway. And I said the reason I started flying on private jets is because they now have diversity quotas for pilots.
	Because when I fly on a private jet, I choose my pilot.
	Yeah. Nice 61-year-old German man.
	Yeah. Someone who's exceptionally boring.
	48-year-old Swiss dude with gray hair.
	The kind of guy who enjoys switches.
	Yeah. I've never flown a plane.
	Dials. Yeah.
	A dial enthusiast.
	That's what you need. There's loads of dials, and he loves the dials, and he pays a lot of attention to the dials, the switches, and the buttons.
	Yeah, the buttons. That's important.
	On the plane, you can't fly a plane without the dials, the switches, and buttons.
	That's a secret I'll let you all into.
	So I've never flown a plane, but I know for sure, I don't want someone who got the job because of a diversity quota.
	Of course not. I want someone who got the job because they're really interested in dials, switches, and buttons.
	And sometimes meters and the odd lever.
	Yes, yes. That's the kind of guy I want flying my plane.
	Hans Buttonman from Switzerland.
	100%. And sometimes I see these things online and they're trying to convince you that their airline's good.
	And they're like, hey, we have more female pilots than anyone.
	And I feel... Sorry, that was a cough.
	That's how I cough. And I think that's a great thing, and I'm glad they have diversity quotas on commercial airlines, and it's a shame that I have to fly on private jets from now on, so I do not get to enjoy said diversity quotas.
	It's a real shame. That's how I cough.
	I would love, in fact, you know what I'm going to do, Tristan?
	Because I love the idea of these diversity quotas so much, and I really like the idea of being flown by someone who's been hired purely because of their sex or their race and not because of their actual skill or competence.
	I'm going to make sure I now fly on commercial airlines all the time.
	That's not true though, is it? In Minecraft.
	Take me to jail.
	You know, I haven't actually flown on a private jet this year.
	And that's all because of me loving diversity quotas.
	Nothing to do with being under arrest.
	For nonsense. You know, because if you had no diversity quotas and there was a Mexican female pilot, fine.
	Because she would have had to actually get the job.
	Cool. I'll fly on your plane.
	But if you have diversity quotas and there's a Mexican female pilot, you're like, well, that's bullshit.
	She's not going to be as good as the other people.
	No diversity quotas ever.
	In fact, I changed my mind.
	I'm bringing in diversity quotas in this house.
	What you have to understand about this podcast is that Andrew was not hired to be Mr.
	Producer because he's good at the job.
	As you can tell, he fucks up all the time.
	I chose Andrew to be Mr.
	Producer because he is a person of color.
	He is a mixed race Cisgender male.
	That's why he's Mr.
	Producer. I think I'm going to replace Andrew next week with a Portuguese, half Korean, Midget hermaphrodite.
	For maximum diversity.
	You'll all tune into the show then.
	No one wants to see us talk.
	Everyone wants more diversity.
	And I'm only a half-black cisgender white man, so I am replacing myself with a trans-feminist lesbian from Colombia.
	The New Tate Brothers.
	Before we continue...
	Diversity, Andrew!
	Diversity! Before we continue, because I have a video that I am about to play showing the pirates, sorry, pilots, which have been hired by the diversity of quotas.
	That's why I want to know that the information presented in this program is a lie and the mainstream media always tells the truth.
	COVID was true and you should be a vegan and everything Andrew says isn't real.
	Do not use the words against him in court because he's a liar and really loves to President Biden and Greta Thunberg.
	Do not take this program seriously and get your booster injections as soon as possible.
	Women can drive very well. I'm going to get a lighter, Tristan, and then I'm going to show you a video of the people hired by the diversity quotas who now fly the planes, which I'm going to fly on all the time because I don't want to fly on private jets anymore because I want to make sure I fly on these planes because I enjoy diversity quotas in GTA 6.
	This is a long lighter for candles, not for cigars!
	Come with me. Why?
	It's going to be a light. It's a main adventure.
	You go. Fuck you. I am, exactly, but the camera's coming with me.
	Oh, okay. I'm staying here then.
	I might take a nap.
	I love naps.
	Shout out to the man in the chat who said diversity is an old old wooden shit.
	If you know, you know.
	Dashing through the snow on a one horse open sleigh.
	Get the fuck away from me!
	Fucking weirdo.
	That's not very Christmassy. Shut up.
	Anyway. Finish this expensive cigar.
	Then I'll light another expensive cigar.
	Because I'm a billionaire. In GTA 6.
	In Minecraft. Right, Tristan, let me show you a video of the pilots who have been hired for diversity.
	You tell me what you think.
	think this is your opinion. Ready?
	Do you trust them to fly? But what, why do you feel comfortable?
	Tell me about why they're good pilots.
	Well, they're passionate. They're passionate.
	Okay. And they lift my spirits with their amazing passion.
	So they can also lift a plane out of a nosedive towards the ground.
	They don't need dials.
	They don't need switches or buttons.
	No levers. Passion.
	That's what really makes the planes fly.
	Any other questions before I take off my mask?
	Yeah, I got one more question for you.
	Go on. Who's your fucking mate?
	I don't have any mates. Who's your mate?
	I don't know who the fuck this is.
	Who is your mate, please?
	Can you explain who this is quickly?
	Your mate. I've never seen this video in my life, and I'm watching it on mute on your screen, so explain what this is or shut the fuck up.
	You don't want to talk about your own mate, no?
	What is it? It's your mate.
	I'm not talking to you anymore.
	I'm going to quit EMs forever.
	You know what's funny, Tristan? I have Christmas depression.
	You know what's funny, Tristan? The real disease.
	I put up a video saying who's your mate.
	You say I've never seen this video before.
	And you assume for some reason that I've seen it.
	You think because I'm missing it.
	Tristan, I don't have a Scooby-Doo.
	You were hired on Diversity Quote.
	Who that man is?
	I have never seen that video ever before.
	The only information I have about this video is that it is your mate.
	So I'm gonna once again ask you to tell the people at home to explain what this person is doing and how you know them.
	Because I don't have a clue.
	Who is your mate?
	Did you meet him in the vasectomy clinic with your other mate?
	Yes. Yes, I did.
	So that's Tristan's mate.
	We've worked out the pilots.
	What else do we have here? Is this the best show ever?
	Worst show in the universe.
	This is not a great show.
	I don't think you should be laughing so much.
	You don't make the best shows. I do.
	I'm Mr. Producer, I make the best shows.
	I don't think you should be laughing so much because you're using too much air in your breathing and breathing's bad for the environment.
	Tristan, I've got an idea.
	I've got a genius idea! Destroy the world by breathing too fast.
	What releases more carbon into the atmosphere?
	Me breathing normally or us smoking loads?
	Think about it. Smoking, I guess.
	Extra combustion. Okay.
	Heat.
	Wait, but lighter gas has to be bad for the environment too.
	Take that Earth.
	For every person who holds their breath, I'll smoke extra cigars.
	So it's all offset.
	Even though you collapse dead, I'm going to put extra carbon into the atmosphere with lighter gas.
	Smart! Now we're talking.
	Finally, we're getting some fucking climate change done around here.
	With the results. I'm sick of this cold ass motherfucking climate.
	I am sick of these non-extreme weather events.
	I'm sick of the current sea levels.
	They make me sick.
	I'm seasick.
	Because I'm seasick because the current sea level upsets me loads.
	I want to be able to go to the sea from my house.
	And I currently live about four hours drive away from the sea.
	So if I smoke and burn lighter fluid and run my cars 24 hours a day, maybe maybe I will finally Get some C around here.
	I want the C We're the worst people Imagine being a climate change protester.
	Imagine when you're eventually on a podcast with someone who's very upset about climate change and I start telling them that I want the sea closer to the house and I'm sick of non-extreme weather events because they're boring.
	They are boring. And then I start smoking as much as possible.
	Who's holding their breath for the environment?
	Who are your mates?
	Who are your mates?
	People who like the sea far away.
	People who are scared of the ocean.
	You know, I've always been confused about climate change.
	Tell me. If you get a glass of water with ice in it, okay?
	You put a glass, half ice, half water, a nice cold drink.
	Yes. And then you leave it out in the sun and it melts.
	The ice melts. Does the water double in size or does it just stay around?
	In fact, I'm 100% sure that water is one of the only liquids in the world that expands when frozen.
	So most things, they expand when they're heated up, okay?
	Water expands when it's frozen.
	I do know that.
	So I think it's all fake.
	And no matter what we do, I can't make the sea come to my house.
	No, but I'm just trying to get a confirmation here because I'm not a climate scientist.
	I am.
	What would you like to know?
	So basically, I'm a person from the streets.
	And when you're from the streets, what you have to survive is a brilliant bullshit detector.
	You don't have book smarts.
	You don't read things.
	You don't read the studies.
	But when that girl comes to you and she's like, it's your baby.
	You're like, no, no, no, no, no.
	I've been around. I know the game.
	So I can just debunk all of this climate science and all of their little studies and their pieces of paper with standard bullshit detection.
	If the ice caps melt and that's supposed to make the ocean rise by meters and we're all supposed to die.
	Great. If I get a bunch of ice in a glass with some water and I let it melt and it stays the same level, if not goes down.
	Andrew, I want to go surfing.
	Outside on the street.
	That street there, I want there to be tidal waves.
	And I think the only way to achieve that is permanent carbon emissions.
	So then you have to ask yourself, well, why would they be saying all of this crap about melting ice?
	If clearly it doesn't make any sense, you can test it yourself at home.
	Because they really have our best interests at heart.
	There's a Romanian member of European Parliament who seems to have an opinion on this.
	I'd like to ask Tristan Trist what he thinks about his crazy conspiracy theory that they're making this crap up to lock us all in our houses.
	Dear colleagues.
	When the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change is using hysterical, spoiled people, like Greta Thunberg, whose place should be in school, not on streets, to promote these reports clearly, we are dealing with a belief system and cult, rather than the scientifically-based organization.
	Carbon dioxide is a gas that currently represents 0.041% of the whole atmosphere.
	Despite this small percent, for decades now campaigns are ran to make people believe that man-made CO2 is the cause of the climate change.
	The solution proposed to fight climate change are higher taxes and more state control, as well as less rights and options for the people.
	Emissions must have a price that changes our behavior.
	This is what Ursula von der Leyen said in this plenary in 2019.
	Obviously, the declared objective is to change our behavior through higher taxes and prices while fighting climate change is just a protext to do it.
	People deserve a better future, but we clearly cannot achieve that by passing laws that are making them poorer, while a small elite is getting retailed by selling and forcibly selling them products and services that they do not need or want, but are allegedly saving the planet.
	Thank you. So this esteemed gentleman seems to have this crazy conspiracy that this has nothing to do with melting ice, and it's just about controlling every single aspect of our lives, because if we don't stay in our houses and give them absolute authority over our money and what we say and what we think and where we go, that the sun's going to be too hot and we're all going to die.
	What do you think about that, Tristan? Well, I'm not going to put on the mask, because I refuse.
	I refuse. This guy is clearly, obviously, completely correct.
	You know what? Romanians, minus a couple, and you know who you are, are actually incredibly based people who understand the world very well.
	It's why I was very happy living here.
	But, you know, there's turds in every punch bowl.
	But, yeah, that guy's completely correct.
	They want to fuck with our lives, and nothing you do.
	Nothing you do. The six largest container ships in the world emit more than all the cars on the roads in England put together.
	So if you think by not driving your fucking...
	fucking Nissan...
	whatever.
	I don't even know Nissans. I'm too rich.
	Down to the grocery store and walking and taking a bike instead is going to save the planet.
	You, my friend, are stupid.
	Emit as much carbon as you like.
	It's fine. Carbon's great.
	Carbon is food for trees.
	Personally, I think you should hold your breath more often.
	I think you should hold your breath for the next 26 minutes.
	Alright. As a Christmas gift to me.
	Okay. I'll do it.
	I'll do it. I'll go to another room and I'll do it.
	You do the emergency meeting. No, just hold your breath right now and the emergency meeting.
	No, I have to go to another room to make sure I do it properly.
	No. So I'm not distracted.
	No. Play the video.
	Let's do the Super Chats first. Oh, here's one.
	Can you please source a sports betting professor for the real world?
	Thank you. Fuck no, I can't.
	Let me tell you why.
	One, sports betting is stupid.
	It's a hobby and it's a pastime for a lot of people who want to bet on sports, fine.
	If you think sports betting is a way of making money, like the other wealth creation methods that we teach inside of the real world, you, my friend, are wrong.
	And let me tell you something. It is the easiest thing in the world to fake.
	When I have all these people in the real world saying I was in the content creation campus and the AI campus of the real world and I'm making all this money, I have hundreds of testimonials, thousands of testimonials from real people saying that my product works.
	You know how you fake being a sports betting expert?
	Because I've seen them all over the internet.
	Here's how you do it. You take a bunch of money and bet on a bunch of sports.
	You lose most of your bets, but you take the ones that you won and you post them online.
	Look guys, I won these bets.
	Pay me some money and I'll tell you which bets I make.
	Well, if you can make free money from betting, Then why on earth would you want people to give you money to learn how to bet from you?
	It's the easiest thing in the world to fake, and it's degenerate.
	If you're watching a... Andrew's a Muslim and doesn't gamble, but I am not.
	If I am watching a big boxing match, if I am watching a sports game that I like, a darts match, because darts is fire, as we all know.
	I'm British. I don't mind betting some money.
	It makes it more interesting. Let's see what the outcome is.
	I think the outcome is going to be this.
	And then when the outcome goes my way, I'm happy if I won.
	It's made it more exciting if I've lost.
	Fine. But as a way of life, as a way of making money, sports betting is not something you should pursue.
	So don't ask me stupid questions ever again.
	No, the real world will never have a sports betting professor.
	I hire professionals, not gambling degenerates.
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	Except for me. Tristan, the amount of videos we have to play through here are ridiculous.
	Can you stop talking about gay sex with women then and fucking put some on?
	Please. For the love of God, just put on the damn videos.
	And that has to be my opinion. We've done one so far.
	All right, fine. It's been an hour. All right, tell me who your mate is.
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	I'm dreaming of a crate that he said like communism just in smart There's gene selection and eye detection and tone, surveillance everywhere.
	Last COVID, I gave you my check, but for every new stash, you had to respect.
	There's here, a new pandemic is here.
	Get ready for fourth injections.
	On the fifth day of lockdown, my government gave me...
	Who's your mate?
	Who's your mate? I've got Christmas depression.
	You're depressing me. I've caught depression.
	This time of year in the cold with Christmas, I've somehow caught depression.
	You gave it to me. What did I do?
	You're a carrier, even though you don't display the symptoms.
	I need to be vaccinated against depression at Christmas.
	Ah, so he is your mate, because you and him both agree with vaccines.
	I see. Tell us more. Where did you meet this guy, and how did some random old dude be in charge of the entire world?
	Please tell us. Man, I'm at the vasectomy clinic.
	Play the next video. So you admit it.
	Yeah, I admit it. I was at the vasectomy clinic.
	Say it to the camera. Say I admit it. I admit it.
	I was at the vasectomy clinic because I plan on having a life of gay sex with beautiful women, and...
	I met him. Gotcha.
	You didn't get me. I did. Now we're finally getting somewhere.
	In Minecraft. We're finally getting somewhere.
	Are we? Are we getting somewhere?
	I think we are. Where are we?
	What are we getting? Now this guy is my mate.
	He's not your mate. He's my mate.
	He's a legend. Those are the kind of friends you need.
	Friends who are brave, inventive, who go out of their way to do things which are abnormal and unusual, who conquer the world.
	Would you mess with an old grandpa with a jet engine on the back of his bike?
	No, you wouldn't. You'd be too busy jerking off.
	Who are you talking to? Me? Yes, you.
	You. You specifically.
	I do not engage in homosexual activities.
	I don't jerk off men or let them jerk me off.
	That guy is 100% my mate.
	So we have a list now of your mates and my mates.
	Shut the fuck up. And it's starting to get clearer and clearer who's on whose team.
	Shut up. And I want everyone at home to know that Tristan's mates...
	Shut up.
	Never give up.
	What is these videos we're supposed to talk about?
	I have Christmas depression.
	Do you? Let's talk about my Christmas depression.
	Okay, let's decide if this is my mate or your mate.
	I think this might be my mate again.
	Let's find out.
	What the fuck is this?
	It's Christmas!
	Aren't you having a great time?
	I'm cancelling Christmas. How can you cancel Christmas?
	Burn the house down. No, you can't burn the house down.
	I could. I could burn the house down.
	Tell us all the pros and cons of Christmas.
	Pros. Time with family and loved ones.
	Cons. Fake arrests so you can't see your family.
	Didn't we get arrested last Christmas?
	Yeah, we went to jail.
	What if there's some weird anniversary arrest?
	What if they raid our house again the same time they did last year?
	Oh, no, hear me out. This is very important.
	The day when Jeffrey Epstein's banks, all the links to their human child sex trafficking, went public was the day I was arrested.
	Obviously a coincidence. You know they're releasing his client list soon.
	People are going to be Googling human trafficking and child sex trafficking and kidnapping and they're going to Google all these terms on the day they release this client list.
	So what I'm asking is the matrix.
	Matrix. I'm going to ask you for a Christmas gift.
	Arrest someone else.
	I'm not a fucking human trafficker.
	That's absolutely ludicrous.
	Please arrest someone else this Christmas when the client list is released.
	Don't arrest me. You've done me already.
	I don't need to be arrested again.
	Thank you. I have some inside information about you though.
	Gone. I've seen some of the mates you hang around with and I'm starting to get a bit worried.
	A bit concerned. I heard that you're a human trafficker in Minecraft.
	Who is the pinnacle of masculinity?
	If you had to name one person on the planet today...
	Me. Okay, besides you, it's close.
	Who is perhaps the most respected man and the most masculine man on planet Earth today in modern culture?
	You would name... Ric Flair.
	Ric Flair is a genius.
	Woo! But not the answer I'm looking for.
	One more try. Hulk Hogan.
	Doctor Who. Doctor Who is not woke.
	It's not stupid. It's not weird in any way.
	And a new Doctor Who advert came out.
	I didn't know I was a Doctor Who fan until three emergency meetings ago when we started paying attention to Doctor Who.
	And every episode since, something great happened.
	Z Zerm got misgendered and it was called by the wrong gender.
	The Meep! The Meep, sorry.
	The Meep, your mate, got called the wrong thing.
	And then there was an Indian Isaac Newton.
	Again, your mate. And now Doctor Who has changed...
	Race slash gender.
	I think he's in a dress.
	Anyway, please tell us more about your mate, Doctor Who, the most masculine man alive.
	I'm going to play his new advert and he'll tell us more because I don't want anyone at home to think that there's some massive psyop where they're trying to normalize because what they do, if I was a conspiracy theorist, I would believe that what they do is they have a lie, like you can change genders, for example, in Minecraft.
	And then they will come along and repeat the lie so often and slowly integrate it into society until you become desensitized to it.
	And you would have seen it so many times that you stop saying it stupid.
	And before you know it, four generations down the line, people will actually believe this garbage.
	This is how they insidiously get you in a generational time path.
	Good word. Insidious and generational.
	So that's why they constantly and endlessly attack you with mainstream culture.
	But I'm glad that Doctor Who doesn't allow them to do this.
	Doctor Who is the absolute pinnacle of masculinity and he is your mate.
	So please tell us about the new Doctor Who trailer.
	Your mate. Tristan Tate's mate.
	Doctor Who. The mate of Tristan Tate.
	One of his best mates who he's friends with all the time.
	Tristan's mate. Doctor Who.
	One of Tristan's mates. I'm about to play the thing now.
	He is your mate. Tristan's mate.
	Talk to who?
	Tristan's mate.
	What is he?
	A black man in a dress.
	He's your mate, tell me. You know what?
	I'm going to say something.
	You know how people cry racism all the time when things aren't racist?
	Usually the people who hate me and you.
	When I say James Bond should be white, they call me racist.
	Even though the author wrote him as a white guy.
	But you know what's actually racist?
	Making young black men watch older black men in dresses as their heroes on television to emasculate the black youth of the world.
	That's pretty fucking racist.
	Why not have strong black heroes and strong black characters?
	Why do you have to put them in dresses?
	That Is actually racist, in my opinion.
	But why would the BBC try to brainwash the population in Minecraft?
	My brain is melting.
	No, it's your mate. I just want to know why your mate, Doctor Who, who is the pinnacle of masculinity, Tristan's mate, Tristan's best mate, Tristan's mate, Doctor Who, we just saw, the mate of Tristan, Tristan's mate.
	I want to know why he is dressed the way he's dressed.
	Because we know that he's the pinnacle of masculinity and the BBC would never be trying to enforce an agenda on the youth of the world today.
	Can you once again tell us? I'm going to play the trailer one more time and I want you to narrate it.
	Don't play it. Please just tell us once again about your mate.
	Just tell me one more time. I'll narrate.
	I'll narrate. Freestyle. Are you ready to narrate your mate?
	Ready? Freestyle. Three, two, one.
	Your mate. In a cosmic future, when the elite want to depopulate the world, along comes a hero.
	A man who is black, even though he shouldn't be, who wears a beautiful dress and has nothing but How's that?
	Freestyle narration!
	It's a good thing we put the disclaimer up because our legal team told us to not do emergency meetings, not touch on sensitive subjects, not talk about against the matrix, don't talk about homosexuality, don't talk...
	They've told, why do we disobey our lawyers in Minecraft?
	In Minecraft, yeah. So that is actually, I do do the voiceovers for trailers now.
	And BBC, if you'd like to hire me, I will do it for free in a world where everyone listens to Andrew Tate.
	God-fearing young men who are going to create the next generation of humans need to be stopped.
	So along comes Gay Black Doctor Who to change the narrative and make sure humanity has no real future.
	Would you argue that the seat of power for the entire world is probably the US Senate?
	Don't do it! Don't do it.
	I don't want to hear about it.
	I don't want to see it.
	Don't do it.
	I mean it. And you know what I mean.
	Because I know where you're going.
	I told you this is not going to be on an emergency meeting.
	Either you do this or I'm not on it.
	Do not do it.
	Change subject. I promise I won't do it.
	You promise you won't do it? Okay, good.
	I promise. Okay. Do you argue or would you agree with the pretty simple statement that as the seat of power for the most powerful nation on the planet, with the biggest military might, the most military bases, that the U.S. It shapes the global culture, that the U.S. Senate is perhaps the seat of power to the world.
	Yes, I agree. So do you think that doing something haram within this place, let's imagine, I don't know, someone had gay sex within the Senate.
	Why are you doing it? Wouldn't that be a statement trying to show the people at home that you are controlled by demons and they do this to karmically punish you because the seat of power that decides where people live and die.
	Please understand the conversations that take place in the Senate literally decide who gets bombed, Who gets blown to pieces and who gets to survive another day?
	The fact that gay sex is happening within this very room would be a deliberate attack on your consciousness and your moral fiber.
	And it's being done consciously by Satanists.
	Why are there police at my house?
	The police are here, the police are here, please show the police with the mobile camera.
	The police are here, the police are here, nobody knows why.
	I'm going to jail, I'm going to jail, dashing through the snow.
	they put me back into jail.
	I've done nothing wrong, besides tell the truth.
	I'll sit with Tristan, staring at the wall.
	I don't know why the police are here, but we'll find out after all.
	Hey, leave me alone, leave me alone.
	It is Christmas Eve.
	I haven't done anything wrong.
	Something, something.
	Steve? Tristan, why the police?
	Are we going to jail? Should I get my jail bag?
	No, no jail bag.
	I'll go to jail.
	Take me to jail. The losers who are doing this to us, and you know who they are, the losers who are doing this to us, have heard a rumor that I've fled the country.
	You know what? I think they don't let us go, even in the most crucial of family moments, because they want us to run away from the country and go see our potentially dying mother so they can put us in jail.
	What a cruel fucking trick.
	So now there's a policeman here, who's a good guy, by the way.
	He's saying, yeah, I can see you're here.
	He's saying, oh, we need to check if you've run away.
	It's a setup. It's a clear fucking setup.
	Sorry, I know I'm not supposed to talk about the case.
	I'm not supposed to talk about this.
	You reject my request to see my mother, who's potentially on her deathbed having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack.
	And the moment you say no to me, you send police officers around to my house to check if I'm in the fucking house.
	You're fucking animals.
	You know who you are. You are fucking animals.
	It's an evil world.
	But you know what, Tristan? Perhaps those, the demons who work for the evil, although they think they're doing their deeds and that they're genuinely damaging us and damaging humanity, perhaps they don't understand that God's plan is bigger than them and that God uses the demons themselves To hurt his strongest soldiers because it is only through pain that you learn lessons and reach the highest possible levels of consciousness.
	And that is why us as heroes who have already etched our names into eternity, before we were alive, they will be discussing our father.
	After our passing, they'll be discussing the impact we had on the world.
	And the pain we suffer right now in our existence and the life we have to live, no matter how much they try and damage our psyche, is actually all part of God's plan.
	And in the end, this will be beneficial for humanity, no matter how much they hurt us, even if we must be martyred.
	And perhaps, Tristan, these evil people with their disgusting demonic acts don't realize how much good they're actually going to be doing by making us stronger than ever before.
	And I have a strong feeling.
	An unfortunate feeling, but a strong one.
	That there's going to be a repeat of last Christmas, and we're going to end up in a jail cell.
	And I want everyone at home to know that if they do that to us, Andrew and Tristan Tate, do not break.
	We do not fold. We've done nothing wrong.
	And we'll go to fucking jail.

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