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Dec. 5, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 27 - MIND POISON
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I want everyone at home to know something important.
I have been advised by legal counsel in multiple countries that every single time I do one of these shows, I end up getting myself in trouble and saying things that could be used against me in a court of law, and I should really stop doing that.
And instead, I should just not do the shows at all.
Are we stupid, Tristan?
you Tristan, let's analyze ourselves for a second.
We've become the most famous men on the planet.
Okay. We're Matrix attacked.
They went through all of our old conversations and edited them to say that we're human traffickers for no reason.
Yes. They massively Matrix attacked us.
They put us in a Romanian dungeon.
Yep. We get out.
Okay. And everyone says, be careful.
You're in the judicial system.
As we stand right now, because they're losing the first case, they're trying to build a second case against us with false allegations.
They're calling girls who called us afterwards saying they tried to intimidate me into saying I'm a victim.
And here we are, not shutting up, not being quiet, not going away.
We're on the internet and Running our mouths.
Are we brave or dumb?
It's a genuine question.
You know what, Liz? I actually...
I don't believe it's neither of those.
I believe that when you truly live with a pure heart and you aren't a criminal, it's very hard to listen to anyone saying, oh, you better be quiet or you'll get in trouble.
In trouble for what?
Like, in my brain, I don't understand, because I've never done anything illegal ever.
So I'm just going to keep talking, and if a government wants to frame me and throw me in jail for no reason, I guess that's just what's going to happen.
I don't know. You know what I mean?
Take me to jail. Jail, please!
Right. So on today's show, I have promised my legal counsel that I won't make any sense.
I said, if I do a show and I make no sense, then it can't be used against me in a court of law.
True. So I'm just going to say things that mean nothing.
And they said, well, why would anyone watch that?
And I said, well, we're going to find out.
It's touch and go. It's touch and go.
I got two girls hanging off my neck like a necklace.
Shout out to Econ Barber.
And a strap on both sides because I'm ambidextrous.
Is that real?
Play that in court! Play that in court!
He's got a strap on both sides because he's ambidextrous.
We've searched him and he has no guns on him at the time.
He just said it.
Because we took his guns when we raided his house.
He made it up!
He's a liar. Okay.
Great. See how I'm starting to do the legal Aikido?
Are you starting to see how this makes me basically undefeatable?
If that's not a legal defense, tell me what is.
The world turns on its axis.
One man works while another relaxes.
She whispered in my ear I'm the best she ever had.
I said I'm the richest too because I'm billionaire too bad.
Okay. Can we talk about some serious topics now?
Right. I am ambidextrous, though.
You're not. You're not.
You can't write with your left hand.
I've never seen you do it. Bro!
I don't care about writing with my left hand.
I'm not fucking... What do you think? I'm fucking a lawyer.
Penfold. Ooh, I wrote a note.
Nah, bro. Strap.
And what was my little rhyme?
I got a girl on both sides off my neck like a necklace.
So I'm going to get two gal. And I'm going to get two straps.
I'm going to pull them out and show them ambidextrous.
Two targets. I can't tolerate you not making sense.
I'd rather go to jail. Tristan.
I'd rather go to jail. Okay.
But just admit, when we're free from this and we get our guns back, we're going to make a Top G video where I have two girls on my neck like this.
And then I move them out the way.
And I hit all the targets.
I'm sick of this show already.
It's four minutes in.
It's four minutes in. Take me to jail!
Use this against me in court!
How are you going to use any of this?
It's great. Anyway, so we're not allowed to talk about anything important because they use it against us.
We can't talk about the fact that the COVID vaccine they made everyone take is killing everyone.
We can't talk about that because then we're definitely going to jail.
Your mate's got COVID. Luckily, he got the vaccine.
Our mate. What, your mate?
He's actually kind of my mate.
I don't mind the guy.
Everyone seems to hate him. I kind of like him.
Where is it? I think he's alright.
I think he's pretty cool. Where is it?
I mean, he's wrong about loads of stuff, but you can like someone and disagree with them on lots of stuff.
But, uh, yeah, he's got COVID right now, so...
I can't find it.
Well, I wish you a very speedy recovery, Piers Morgan, my friend.
I'm not joking. I'm not being ironic.
I do actually like Piers Morgan.
He's never offended me.
So, Piers Morgan, let me get this straight.
Piers, you and I, we have a long history.
And I have nothing really against you because you come at me straight.
We have a fair fight.
Good journalist. You're a good journalist.
I master my Aikido.
But you sat, you flew on a plane all the way here to Romania and sat and was destroyed by me while discussing the effectiveness of the COVID vaccine.
And then you lack the perspicacity to understand tweeting about the fact that you have six vaccines and now you have COVID is somehow going to prove me completely right.
Maybe he got COVID from us because we're unvaccinated.
Pierce! Sorry, bro.
I gave you COVID. I'm not vaccinated.
There was no social distancing.
No mask. And I'm ambidextrous.
And that's where you got it from.
Me. But I'm fine.
Because I'm top G. Top germ.
Add that to my list of charges.
Gave Pierce Morgan COVID. Tempted murder.
And then he tweets out his little COVID test.
I'm sorry, Piers. Come on.
Gee, come on. Imagine, bro, you're at home.
You're in your house. Join the right side, Piers.
Admit the vaccines are stupid.
You're at home. You've had six boosters.
And then you end up sticking stuff up your nose to see if you have it.
Come back as gay.
Right. So we can't talk about peers having COVID because that's to put us in jail.
We can't talk about the fact that they're now admitting that the vaccine in the parliament is killing people.
We can't talk about that.
We can't talk about how the New Zealand government, its jabs kill over 20% of the population because then we're going to go to jail.
We can't talk about the person who released all of the vaccine information in New Zealand saying that the government murdered people, had their house raided by the police because when you upset the matrix, they raid your house by the police.
We're not allowed to talk about that.
Because we will go to jail. Because then we'll go to jail.
We're not allowed to talk about the fact that the vaccine is going to definitely annihilate absolutely everybody, and we're pissing off Big Pharma by doing that, and we're in the middle of a matrix attack, and we can't do it.
We're not allowed to talk about any of these things.
So we can find that. Okay, let's not talk about them.
So what I did was, our internal batch ID, I counted the number of vaccinated within that batch, and then I found out who was dead.
Well, let's have a look.
And so we then look at them.
Wow, let's have a look down here, down under.
Let's have a look down under.
And this is Pfizer's batch number one.
We've had 711 from batch number one vaccinated.
152 of those died, which makes a 21%.
Well, didgeri-fucking-do!
20% of the people who took the vaccine got annihilated!
Andrew, as...
But we're not allowed to talk about that!
We're gonna go to jail. Didgeridoos are Australian Aboriginal.
Christian, don't even pretend to me.
Do not buy into the Matrix PSYOP that people from New Zealand and people from Australia are any way different.
I'm from New Zealand. I'm a Kiwi, bro.
You're from over there.
No, I'm not having it. No, no.
You're from over there.
It's far away.
You're all the same to me.
If you want to sit and explain to me the difference between Australians and New Zealand-ish people...
You're going to struggle.
I agree when it comes to the white people.
The new people, they all went over on similar boats on similar trips.
It's just all about where you stopped off.
I agree. But Aboriginals and Maori are vastly different.
Vastly. Who's team you on, bro?
Maori are better. Who's team you on?
I like the Maori. I bet you believe the Earth is a globe.
I bet you're a globetard. Listen.
New Zealand, Australia is all the same.
Some island far away where they force you to take a bunch of vaccines and your government murdered you and the population are such pussies.
Are you talking about England? They didn't even do anything about it.
UKMP says vax causing excess deaths in New Zealand.
We can't talk about that because we're going to go to jail.
Boom! Thank you, Mr Speaker, and I'm delighted to hear that it's Whistleblower Week this week, because some weeks ago I was given access to five million confidential New Zealand government vaccination records by a whistleblower.
The data was anonymised and passed to scientists and data analysts in the UK and other countries, and I'll just share a fraction of that analysis with the House now.
Take me to jail!
It's where I belong.
Take me to jail.
I'll sing the song.
I won't stop telling the truth.
So take me to jail.
Gotta educate the youth.
experimental vaccine has been calculated at one in a hundred billion chance.
Mr. Deputy Speaker, it's the vaccines that are causing excess deaths in Mr. Deputy Speaker, they fucking lied!
And everyone's dead. I keep talking about this, because at the time of the vaccine, I felt like I was by myself.
I was telling everyone it's a scam, and everyone's like, you're paranoid.
Here I am, years later, totally right.
Like, I'm totally right about everything.
Why does nobody listen to me at the time?
Everyone listens to me years later.
Listen to me right now.
If I say do a jumping jack right now, I strongly recommend you just do a fucking jumping jack.
Everyone, one jumping jack.
Right, so those are all the videos we cannot play and we cannot talk about because we're going to go to jail.
And that little dance I do, this is my I know I'm going to go to jail dance and there's nothing I can do about it because I'm supposed to be quiet but I don't want to be quiet because I'm top G. That's not a real dance.
What if I do this the whole show?
You're fine, I'll stay here and smoke cigarettes.
You done?
Can we get serious now for a second?
Alright, let's get serious.
So my favorite TV show has made another masterful episode.
My favorite TV show, Doctor Who, have really shown their progressiveness and their inclusivity by championing the virtues of ancient imaginary diversity.
Now, you don't know what ancient imaginary diversity is.
It's when you go back in time and you randomly change the race of people because it's cool.
See if I have a clip of that.
I love that show. Doctor Who, another win.
Who the actual fuck?
Who the actual fuck watches Doctor Who?
Me. No, seriously.
Me and to see Isaac Newton played by an Indian actor has made me super happy.
Imagine the typical Doctor Who fan.
Me? Isaac Newton could have been Indian.
You don't know that. Odds?
Bodkins? What the devil?
Oh! Sorry, we're just slightly out of control.
My friend Donna, this is Donna, Donna Noble.
Ah, she just dropped some coffee into the console.
Don't worry, he's got a time machine, which means he can blame me for all eternity.
Yes! Yes!
Win! For inclusivity and diversity!
What the fuck? Win!
W! Dr.
Wu! Why is it Wooted?
I'm so happy that Dr.
Who is played by an Indian actor.
Because he could have been Indian.
The painter could have just messed up his brushes and his paints.
There were no cameras.
You don't know that.
He could have been Indian.
Because let's forget the fact that some of Earth's most famous ever mathematicians were Indian.
Let's not put them in shows.
No, no, no, no, no. What we need to do is we need to take one of the greatest white mathematicians ever who was an English white man and make him...
Indian. Let's not put the famous Indian mathematicians of which there are about 1 billion in the TV show.
No. Let's take Isaac Newton.
Okay? Hear me out.
Hear me out. You'll see where I'm going here.
Who was a white mathematician.
Okay? And let's turn him Indian in Doctor Who.
That's the way to do it.
Win. For everyone.
History. Math.
India, white people, this is a win, and I'm sick of you and your racist far-right buddies pretending it's not.
I am so happy.
Yes! Fuck yeah!
Isaac Newton, Indian, you did it, BBC! You defeated racism!
Racism is officially over!
Congratulations! We fucking did it!
I have a dream where one day actors will not be judged on how accurately they represent the person they're supposed to be historically.
But by the fact that they're an opposite race.
Martin Luther King, direct quote.
They changed it For the movies.
But that's what he said.
Well done, BBC! We fucking did it!
Racism is over!
Why am I going to jail to do this show?
No.
This is so, this is not.
This makes no sense.
We're millionaires.
We could just not do this.
Why do we do this?
You're not happy about it.
You see, man, I think you might actually be worse than Hitler.
You don't think that Isaac Newton should be played by an Indian because he was an Indian.
That sounds like some Mein Kampf Third Reich rhetoric to me.
The BBC is run by pedophiles.
It's full of sexual crimes.
Minor attracted persons.
Okay. Well, the BBC is full of them.
And we're not allowed to talk about any of this stuff.
No. And it's all we talk about.
But they did make... They did fix racism.
It's over. Anyone...
I think Doctor Who is as bad as Star Wars now.
But imagine the actual normal Doctor Who fan.
Imagine walking down the street and you see a guy and you go, what's your favorite TV show?
And he says, Doctor Who. Imagine his face.
So punchable.
Unbelievable. Right, so we can't talk about that.
Have you seen this Dinks thing?
Your mates? Have you seen your mates?
No. Have you not seen your mates?
It's Tate's and Trist over today.
Have you seen your mates? By the way.
Have you seen your mates?
Making Isaac Newton an Indian is a fucking travesty.
Have you seen your... It's an insult to...
It's not just an insult to white people and to English people and to Isaac Newton.
It's an insult to Indians.
If I was an Indian and I had Indian kids and they were watching Isaac Newton be Indian on TV going, Dad, Dad, look, Isaac Newton was Indian like me.
I'd be like, fuck, no, he wasn't.
It's an insult to Indian history.
You're fucking offending Indians.
That Indian actor is a traitor.
What if Isaac was Jamaican?
Apple fall upon me head.
Right. Dink.
You're right. Have you seen your mates?
I don't even know what that dinks means.
You don't? Well, they're your mates. So let's talk about your friends.
Ready? These are your mates. So please explain your mates to us.
We're dinks. We're going to get asked daily when we plan on having kids.
We're dinks. Of course we're going to go out to eat every night after work.
We're dinks. We don't have to ask our family for financial help or to watch our kid when we want to go out.
We're dinks. We're going to go to Costco and buy all the snacks in bulk that we want.
We're dinks. We have disposable income to spend on whatever we would like and don't have to spend on a kid.
We're dinks. I'm going to go to every football game and play 18 holes whenever I want.
We're dinks. We're going to get asked at every single family event what we're doing with our life.
What the fuck is this?
These are your friends. Double income, no kids.
Dinks. Your mates.
Have you ever heard of a bimp?
What's a bimp? Oh, bimp.
It's a...
I think Elon Musk is probably the world's most famous bimp.
Billionaire income, many kids.
He can do more shit than you.
You two are fucking losers.
I'm going to Trader Joe's anytime I want.
Your genetic legacy has ended.
For the thousands of years your ancestors have fought away in wars and battled saber-toothed tigers and charged the beaches at Normandy for the preservation of your race and species and genetic bloodline.
You've decided, well, I want to go to Trader Joe's.
I can buy all the snacks I want, you fat fuck.
These are your mates. I'm glad they're not having kids.
Yeah, we don't need people like them.
For everyone out there who isn't like these people, have 10 kids, please.
You could just become super rich and you don't need a double income.
I'm a single income person.
I have one income. It just happens to make me a billionaire.
And then I have 23 baby mudda.
Real bad man!
That's how you do it. Talk about dinks.
Talk about dick. I'm a bimp.
Put it everywhere. Genghis Khan had one income.
Take me to jail!
Genghis Khan had one income. We're dinks. We go to Trader Joe's and workout classes on the weekends.
We're dinks. We get into snobby hobbies like skiing and golfing.
We're dinks. We can go to Florida on a whim.
We're dinks. We're already planning our European vacation next year.
Dinks. We get a full eight hours of sleep.
What the fuck is this? And sometimes more.
We're dinks. We get desserts and appetizers at restaurants.
We're dinks! We can play with other kids and give them back!
We're dinks! We still do it three times a week!
Who would want to have sex with either of them three times a week?
What's wrong with these dorks?
They're not my friends!
Dinks! You don't think your friends are dinks?
They're fucking incels!
These people are not my friends.
I wish nothing but the worst for them.
Elon Musk actually put out a very good tweet about having kids.
He said, not having kids is inherently immoral because what you're doing is you're expecting other people's kids to pay for you in old age.
And that's a very good point, Mr.
Musk. I'm going to instruct all of my offspring, of which there are many, to give a shit about nobody but their bloodline, which includes me and their children.
That's it. I'm going to be old Top G sitting on a chair somewhere with a cigar.
Old. Fuck.
What happened to my Mr.
Producer software? Are we dead?
Are we still alive? Doesn't look like it.
We look dead.
If we're still alive, ladies and gentlemen, everything's fucked up on our screen.
Yeah. Oh, we're back.
We're back. Did we go anywhere? Anyway, so...
We're dinks! We do emergency meetings.
Suck a dick.
We're a dimge.
What's a dimge?
Double income, more jail.
We're dimge.
We have lots of money, so they put us in jail.
We're dimge.
We talk about the COVID vaccine when we're told not to by our lawyers.
We're dimge.
Right. Where were we?
So those are your mates.
Elon made a good point about them because they're your mates.
They're not my mates. Tristan, please admit they're your mates.
Right. Can we talk a little bit about Ireland?
Just a little bit. And the main thing and the most important thing about Ireland is that Conor McGregor, who I do not know personally, by the way, I've never met Conor.
I don't think you've ever met him either, is considering, strongly considering, running to be president of Ireland.
I think that's a wonderful idea.
I think that if any country, whether they be Irish or Congolese or Ivorian or Moroccan, believes that their government has sold them out and isn't listening to the will of the people...
then I believe that it is that people's prerogative to elect who they like.
And Conor McGregor has shown his head and shown his hand with an intention of running for political office.
Let me tell you something about warriors, okay?
I don't know Conor, but Conor is a warrior.
Conor fights his own battles and he knows violence very well.
I would believe that Conor McGregor would be far more reluctant to send random Irish people to die in places like Iraq than these old Irish leaders who've never seen a day of combat in their life.
I also believe that Conor McGregor, who is a family man and a fighter, would be a lot more protective in a masculine way about his own people and about the Irish people.
And also, I would like to say that me and you are Irish.
We are 25% Irish, and if Conor McGregor runs in any Irish election, I, if I'm allowed to travel, will fly to Ireland, to Limerick, where my grandfather was born, and vote for his ass.
Our grandfather was born in Limerick, that's right, and we will personally vote for Conor McGregor.
Absolutely. So he has a full endorsement from Andrew and Tristan Tate.
I believe that warriors in places of leadership is a good thing.
I believe he'll be a good leader, inexperienced in politics or not.
Trump was inexperienced in politics.
You don't want to be experienced in politics. No, you don't want to.
No. Because it's all a scam. It's a dick-sucking game.
The real thing that's interesting is, will the system let him run?
That's the thing. And if it lets him run, will they let him win?
Because we all know that everyone would vote for Conor.
Hands down, it's a one election.
Will they even let him run?
Will he understand how complicated and deliberately rigged the system is to even stop him from running?
And then if he And if he does win, will they allow him to make any real change?
Or will they just tie him up in legal loopholes, matrix attack him, hit him with some bullshit, call him a human trafficker, put him in jail, and fuck with his life?
Because if you do too much against the system, that's what they do.
They try and fuck with your life. So it'd be a very interesting timeline of the universe if Connor actually attempts this.
So he can learn and hopefully expose to the world just how impossible it is for a layperson with good intentions, who is loved by the populace, who wants to do good things to actually get any semblance of power in this world because they want the power to lie in the hands of fucking dicks!
And Connors were from where we're from.
Not necessarily exactly the same country, but again, totally broke.
Training all the time.
Trying to fight his way out of the ghetto.
And now he's king of the world.
He's arguably the most famous MMA fighter in the world.
And yeah, championing his own people and the will of the Irish people.
And if you aren't Irish, it's not your place to comment on what the will of the Irish people should be.
So I personally wish Conor McGregor the best of luck.
Have you seen this? Jesus!
Ooh, this is a tricky one.
So, as I understand, this gentleman thought his neighbours were spies and didn't trust the government and his house was rigged to blow.
Now... Wait, I can't.
If we, Tristan, if we say anything even remotely supporting this, we're going straight to fucking jail.
That's terrible. He put lives in danger.
That is, okay. But would I... Look, no lives in danger.
Cool. But would I rather have blown up all my own stuff than have these people come into my house and do this to me?
Probably. Well, all the stuff they took we didn't get anyway.
Yeah. I probably would have rather blown it up.
So I kind of empathize.
I don't know his situation.
Don't know exactly who he was.
Don't know if he was crazy. Don't know if he was based as fuck.
But rigging your house to blow...
Imagine his neighbors were actually spies.
Imagine they were spying on him.
I mean, this guy was paranoid they were going to raid his house enough to rig it, and they tried to raid his house.
So he's paranoid his neighbors were spies.
He got one thing right. Yeah, he clearly was right.
So maybe his neighbors were spying on him.
I don't know. Maybe our neighbors spy on us.
Who was he? I don't know much about him.
Some dude. Some dude.
Yeah, some guy. Guys, fans of mine, do not rid your house to blow.
Just don't commit crimes.
It didn't work for me, but don't commit crimes and you will have no reason to fear the authorities.
Maybe our neighbors are spies. Maybe that's how all my girls find out about the other girls.
They're always like, who's this bitch? I'm like, how the fuck does she know about this bitch?
The neighbors! The neighbors are children about my fucking women!
Ring the house!
Going to jail.
Yeah, you're going to jail. Right, we're going to cut Twitter, and then we're going to do the super chats on Rumble.
So if you're watching on Twitter, come over to rumble.com slash take speech for this show, which makes loads of sense.
Loads of sense. And I'm going to play Mr.
Producer again, and then we're going to do the super chats.
So let me do the Mr. Producer. Mr.
Producer! Welcome to Rumble.
Keep making no sense. It's the only way to save ourselves, Tristan.
I'll put the mask back on if you like.
They can't arrest Tates and Trist.
He's their ally. What if I read out all my nicknames again?
What's it? Super Chats first.
High Class ENT says Bumbaclut $100.
Bumbaclut! Triple Black Dragon says I'm doing God's work in Hell, which is Northern California.
I have a small chess course.
Yeah. Let's make that happen.
Yeah. Triple Black Dragon.
Triple Black Dragon, send me a message on X. Go to CobraTake.com and message the live chat.
Message the live chat. Yeah, I will write a letter and a signed photograph for the chess tournament because young men and young people should be encouraged to play chess.
Chess is actually very important because to give some value in this emergency meeting, chess teaches you absolute self-accountability.
I think most people at home lack that when you actually want to do well in life.
Guys, this is some life advice from the top G.
If you're sitting at home and you want to do better than the current position you're in, the first thing you have to do is blame absolutely everything on yourself, whether it's good or bad, whether you're in jail or you're a millionaire, both in my case, billionaire, sorry, billionaire too bad, step back, too rich.
You have to blame yourself for all of these things because once you take absolute self accountability, then you will find actions you can take, steps that you can make, which are gonna directly correlate towards your successes.
If you blame outside sources, if you say I was unlucky or the government did this or this politician or this person lied about me, then you're blaming other people and you feel helpless.
You need to feel in charge, you got to take absolute self accountability and that's what chess teaches because no matter how well you play a game of chess, if you lost at some point, you made a mistake.
And the way you improve in the game of chess is to analyze your games, to go back, to study them.
Where did I make a mistake? What did I do wrong?
Where could I have done better? Absolute self-accountability, no luck at all involved, it is all on me.
And if you apply that to life, you're far more likely to be successful than if you blame outside sources.
The Matrix attacked us.
The government's against us.
All of these things happened and I'm still blaming myself.
And when they throw me back in a cell because I can't stop doing these stupid shows.
The British government, by the way.
That's the one we're talking about.
I will blame myself again.
I take complete responsibility for everything in my life all of the time.
That is a superpower and chess teaches that which is why it's so important to teach it to young men in the world today.
If that girl ain't replying to her Instagram...
It's not because too many men want her.
It's not because she's too famous.
It's not because she's too pretty.
It's because you are a loser.
It is your fault for being a loser.
And if you stop being a loser, she will reply to you.
But the reason she's not replying to you is because she's too busy messaging all of the fake accounts of me trying to get in touch with the real Top G because she wants to be added to the rotation.
Hector Leiva has a suicidal girlfriend.
They're both 18.
Much love. What advice would I give to you?
I don't know you, Hector Leiva, and suicide is not a joking matter, but what I will say is this.
I've never had a suicidal girlfriend.
Birds of a feather flock together.
I believe that it is a man's duty to provide for and support his woman, both financially and physically, but also emotionally.
I don't know who you are, but I'd look in the mirror and see if there are changes you need to make in yourself.
Or maybe she suffers from some sort of mental illness.
I honestly don't know. It's not my area of expertise.
But I wish you the best of luck, and I'll pray for you and your girlfriend.
Appreciate the work. $100.
Action remains when you run out of excuses.
Thank you both for inspiring my life.
God bless you. Shout out to Tate Pledge.
$500. TatePledge.com, guys.
While the mainstream media says we're bad people, we literally feed thousands of starving children.
Just look at what we do. We don't want money for Tate Pledge, but just look at what we do.
I heard someone's working on a hit piece, so hear me out.
Tate Pledge, on the website, there's hundreds of videos showing thousands of people, perhaps tens of thousands, with all the people who run the cherry and do the work on the ground wearing t-shirts that say, thank you, Tate Brothers.
The schools that are financed and built and run.
The hot meal programs that are provided and run all over the world.
With big signs saying, thank you, this comes from the Tate Brothers.
Allegedly, there's a documentary coming out saying that that charity is fake.
So, instead of giving millions of dollars away, hear me out.
We've spent millions of dollars on film sets and actors.
Looking like ruined cities in Syria, okay?
We've hired lots of actors and actresses from the first world who just so happen to look Syrian.
We've managed to keep all of these actors and all of the staff and all of the kids silent on the conspiracy.
And it's all fake and we don't help anyone.
That's apparently the new narrative that they're coming at us for.
All of the video evidence is somehow fake.
Because if the charity's fake, the videos must be fake.
So we decided to spend millions on movie film quality sets that look like real third world countries and bombed cities.
And millions on actors and actresses and hush money to fake hot meal programs instead of just, which I think would be cheaper...
Going to the third world and creating meal programs and building sewage systems and building schools, that would be much cheaper.
But you're such an evil person, Andrew.
You're such a bad person inherently, because the British government thinks that you are the worst thing in the entire universe, that the charity must be fake, so you've spent ten times as much on your fake actor and actress program to deceive people into making them think that That you have spent less than the film sets would cost to actually feed people.
I might buy into this conspiracy.
I don't know. What do you think?
I think this was made by Vice News.
Oh, Vice News!
Is that the one with the pedophile who runs it?
Oh yeah, the pedophile who just got in trouble for raping a nine-year-old boy and got 80 months in prison.
Yeah, that Vice News. Yeah, I think they're saying it's fake.
And then the BBC, which is full of sexual predators.
Yes, they think the charity's fake.
But it's the BBC. You're a move.
Genuine question. Who believes anything these clowns say anymore?
You must be so beyond stupid to believe a single thing the news says about anything anymore.
You must just genuinely be a moron.
You must just be a moron. They literally keep getting caught as pedophiles and all they do is lie.
Yeah. And then they say, like, I don't even understand on what planet someone can possibly believe this garbage.
Mine are attracted persons.
Shout out to the person who got me this painting, by the way.
It's absolutely beautiful. Anyone who sends in a painting, we're going to show them on emergency meetings.
People keep sending us chocolates to the house.
I don't eat chocolate. And yeah, I think usually it comes with a letter making fun of the DNG, which is funny.
But the paintings are always going to be shown.
So this is a fucking bad boy one.
I'm going to put it above my bed. So the Galdem can look at the painting and be like, wow, he's hot.
And then they can look at me and be like, wow, he's really here.
And they can look at the painting and be like, back and forth like this.
Oh my God. I'm in heaven.
And you're still messaging her on Instagram.
Hey, babe! Why do you think they're fucking ignoring you?
Do you think they're alone? Do you think they're ignoring you because they want to be alone?
Do you think they're lonely? No, they're just messaging someone else, you idiot.
Messaging someone cooler than you.
Me! Every health girl you see is glued to her phone 24-7.
If you send her a message and she doesn't reply to you the next morning, Hello, I fell asleep early.
How are you doing, friend, buddy?
Oh, you fell asleep early.
Hope you had a nice sleep.
Girls live on their phones.
They have nothing else to do besides get endless attention if they're ignoring you because they're talking to someone cooler than you.
And the coolest person on the planet is to me.
Indian Isaac Newton.
Besides Indian Isaac Newton.
I'm the second coolest person on the planet.
Top G, Top Striker, Double Spice Daddy, Street Master, Long Johnny, Mr.
Producer, War Man in Town, Billionaire Too Bad, Brave Not Sorry, Cool and Deadly, Carbon Boss, Say Once Boss, Badness President, Dark and Stubborn, Big Gun Dawn, Cashmere Player, Strap Mind, Take All Trillionaire, Shoot Selecta, Money Strong, Langman Skangman, Close Protection.
Those are my nicknames now.
That's what I want to be called.
Isaac Newt Singh.
...
This is whole... all of these things are just a list of shit we're not allowed to talk about because we're going to go to jail.
Andrew, Indian Isaac Newton has cured racism.
He hasn't. He has.
Well done, sir. Well, we've pissed off the big pharma.
Let's not piss off the LGBT community because they're fucking psychos as well and they're definitely going to come for us.
Why did you just put that up at the same time?
So of all the flags that are banned, Palestine's banned, and LGBTQ isn't banned.
In fact, I think if you destroy an LGBTQ flag, you'll get a worse sentence than destroying, I think, any flag in the world, including Israel, including the United States, including the Union flag, including the flag of England.
If you destroy an LGBTQ flag, that's a hate crime.
So you can destroy an American flag because you hate Americans.
Hear me out. That's not a hate crime.
Even though you could say I hate Americans and I'm destroying the American flag.
But if you destroy an LGBTQ flag because you don't like it, it's your flag, you own it, you set it on fire.
That's yours in jail. Allegedly.
Don't post tweets of you just doing smiley faces.
It's not a real thing.
Smiling a crime now? I'm gonna go to jail for smiling.
Yeah. Yeah, you're going to jail forever.
We have a police report here that Tom G smiled.
Smiled after posting bigoted tweets about the pride flag.
Because I tell young men to question everything, work hard, go to the gym, get as rich as possible, never quit, respect themselves, and that pain will be worth it in the end.
I am banned from being discussed in schools around the world.
The British government has an active campaign to not only ban me, but is planning to incriminate me for hate speech.
I am banned from almost all social media.
I am banned from having a bank account.
I am banned from Airbnb, Uber, Discord, Spotify.
I'm banned from basically any app on the Apple Store.
I was put in jail in a hole to rock.
But if I cut my dick off and wore a dress and told men to do the same, I wouldn't be seen as poisonous to the minds of the youth.
I would be promoted and embraced.
It is very clear that the people who are against me are afraid that I am teaching men to be good men.
They're afraid of me to be influential because they do not want me to help men be good.
The logical extension is that my enemies are simply evil.
It is good versus evil.
It is God against Satan in the battle for humanity.
Can I say that? Or does that get us in jail?
Well, you can, and you made a good point about the British government, because, to be fair, the American Constitution does say we have freedom of speech.
And we'll see what happens in the next election.
But freedom of speech is actually super important.
Because England will put you in jail for saying things.
So will a lot of countries, to be fair.
Right, let's talk about self-accountability.
I want to talk about something, because I got a really interesting email today.
Was it from Indy Isaac Newton?
Indian Isaac Newton did not email me today.
Ising Newton. Ising Newton did not email me today, but...
Ising Newton. Someone did.
And they were talking about, hey, Andrew, what do you think of the Bitcoin price?
If you have less than a thousand Bitcoin, you're broke anyway.
Yeah. So who cares?
Like, what kind of brokey is less than a thousand Bitcoin?
True. It's been cheap all this time.
I'll be fair to everyone.
Everyone said years ago when Bitcoin was basically free, that 21 Bitcoin was a good amount to have because then you have a millionth of all the future Bitcoin.
You can't be poorer in Bitcoin than...
More than a million people.
If you have 21 Bitcoin, that's physically impossible.
So 21 Bitcoin, I don't know what's that worth today.
What's that worth today? But Bitcoin was basically free a while ago.
And everyone was told to accumulate 21 by basically everyone inside of the crypto community.
And if you don't have 21 now, then...
2 multiplied by 10 plus 1.
Romeo done. So if you don't have any Bitcoin, who gives a shit?
If you imagine having 2 Bitcoin, you have 2!
Who gives a shit if it's 30,000 or 40,000?
You are still poor. And you will stay poor forever.
And we talk about absolute self-accountability.
Because when you're told to accumulate, you don't.
It's amazing the human psyche.
I find people interesting.
Because I'm a person who likes to see ahead and prepare.
Perspicacious. Indefatigable.
That's who I am. I'm the top team.
I'm the master of fucking IQ. Unfazed.
And you dorks.
Imagine being this human.
I'm a human. Somewhere I exist.
Bitcoin is cheap.
I don't care about it.
Then the price goes up.
Now I want some.
But you can't afford it. I didn't want it when it was cheap and affordable.
I want it now that it's expensive.
Then I think, well, let me just email the top G. Let me go to corporate tape dot com.
And then email the most famous billionaire on the planet and ask him how I can get some Bitcoin.
Now it's more expensive than it's ever been.
Hi, my name is Indian Isaac Newton.
I need some Bitcoin now that I think it's going to go up.
Bro, what have you been doing all this time?
The worst thing is...
For the last five years!
The worst thing about this is, Tristan, literally three months ago, we called the fact that crypto was going to blow.
Yeah, we did. We literally called it.
We said, crypto is about to blow up.
You need to make money now and buy crypto.
Don't buy crypto when it goes up like every other dummy.
Buy it now. And he just, what, ignored us?
He just thought, no, those guys, they don't know what they're talking about.
And then once it goes up, they start emailing me.
Who are these humans? Who are these fucking idiots?
Just flip the burgers and piss off.
Leave me alone and stay poor.
Here, we literally called it inside the real world.
Right here, look. Proof, we called it.
Here. Called it.
Here. Inside the real world.
Called it. Here.
When I came to the real world, the crypto world was as close to me as space travel.
I didn't know much about investing.
Blah, blah, blah. Now I'm rich.
I feel like I owe the professor money.
He's made me so much money.
Thank you so much to the crypto guy.
I made so much money. The crypto professor.
I made $210k.
This is all in the last like two weeks.
People sign up for $49 and make $200k.
And you got this dickhead saying, now it's going up.
I want to make some. Why weren't you making a bunch of money and buying it when it was cheap?
I don't understand you people.
I don't understand that we have endless proof.
We have endless proof that we know what we're talking about.
And I literally tweet it out.
Where's the tweet where I tweet it out about crypto?
It must be here somewhere.
I literally tweeted saying, guys...
Hurry up! Get inside the real world now!
Where is it? I've got it somewhere.
Ah, look what I just found.
Your mates. Hello.
Thank you, dear. You're welcome.
Those are your mates. What do you have here?
There's a bunch of tweets which I made like two weeks ago.
That talked about how crypto is going to explode.
And I literally tweeted them all out.
Someone find me the tweets. Producer, find the tweets.
I can't find them. Find the tweets. I made a bunch of tweets like three weeks ago or a month ago time-ish.
I remember I was at a hotel in the countryside as far away as I could go within my restrictions.
And I was chilling. And I decided to record the camera and said, listen, join the real world now.
We're going to tell you exactly how to make a bunch of money.
It's about to blow. And everyone fucking, well, a bunch of people signed up and made a bunch of money.
There's all the proof. But there's a bunch of idiots who sat at home and ignored me and decided to email me later once the price has already gone up and stayed a fucking bumblebee.
You don't understand. I don't give a shit.
Please. I want to make this clear.
I don't give a shit if you stay broke.
I don't care about you staying poor.
I don't care about you struggling to pay your bills.
I don't care about you emailing me with your sob story.
Well, if I just had 10 grand, I think I might be...
I don't care about you.
I don't know you. And if I did, I would probably hate you.
You're probably a fucking loser.
I don't care. I tell you all what to do.
I give you advice. I make it very easy for you to follow if you want to save your lives.
If you don't want to do it, then just piss off.
Don't email me once you've realized you made a mistake.
I don't care. Why would I care?
Nobody cares. Nobody cares.
Here's the thing. Here's the thing.
You expect Andrew or Tristan to care, because I get all these kinds of messages every day on X. There's a post.
Tristan DMs! It's urgent!
I open it up as you asking me for free money.
Urgent to you? It's not urgent to me.
And what you need to understand about the fact that Andrew doesn't care about you is he's not being unnecessarily cruel or obtuse.
Let me tell you something. Most people you know don't care about you.
Most people I know, of the tens of thousands of people I've met in my life, don't care about me.
When I was in jail, how many people cared?
20? Fewer?
Okay, all the members of the War Room, of course, but that excluded very few.
So why would Andrew care about you?
People will soundbite him and be like, oh, he's being mean.
He says he doesn't care about his fans.
There are millions of you.
How could he possibly care?
If you cared enough about yourself, you'd end up on Andrew's radar and he'd probably know who you are and start to care a little bit.
Crying that you missed the Bitcoin pump after Andrew warned you a million times.
We don't care. Andrew wouldn't care if I missed it.
If I tell you to do it and you ignore me, then you deserve what happens to you.
Here, this is me tweeting. Oh, it's not showing up.
Why is it not showing up? Matrix attack!
It's not showing up. It's your fault.
Self-accountability. Self-accountability is shit.
It's all your fault. It is.
Why are we small? Let's play Jamaican music.
You were born that way. Let's play Jamaican music.
No, we're not playing Jamaican music. Turn us off.
Why? If you play Jamaican music, I'm leaving the podcast.
We still got things to talk about. Ten seconds of this, I'm done.
I'm a man of my word, Andrew.
Well, nothing works.
Because the other producer, who's not Mr.
Producer, is not as good as me. He's like, we need to change the software.
Why, bruv? Just let me do my thing.
I worked out the first one. Let me just play the unicorn with Tristan's face on.
Tristan, your guy. Remember you?
No, I don't. And you don't have it loaded here, so.
Exactly. They fucked it all up.
The world's forgotten. Bring the show back.
No one's forgotten. It's coming back.
It's not. I'm ambidextrous.
It's not coming back. If I smoke 20 cigars, what will happen?
You don't know. I do know.
What will happen? Well, I smoked over 20 cigars the other night.
You saw it happen. I'm not going to tell anyone what happens, but you have to tune in to take confidential on Rumble.
And there's an episode coming up where I win the cigar smoking championship of life.
Not of the world, of human existence.
95% of the people watching this are going to stay broke losers forever and they deserve it because we've been telling them what to do and they just don't fucking listen.
They don't do that. So please stay poor so I can laugh.
Let me tell you something about being rich.
It's not that fun without brokies.
Being rich is boring if everyone's rich.
It's only fun if you go, ha ha, brokie.
Ha ha, wagey. Ha ha, worky.
He's a worky. I'm not a worky.
Do you have a job? Yeah.
Worky. Yeah.
Go to work! Go to work!
Life is a race, and life is a competition.
And winning is always fun, and winning is always good, no matter what you're playing.
It doesn't matter if you're playing poker, Monopoly, tic-tac-toe, or life.
And... When you're physically fit, strong, mobile, free, wealthy, you are winning at life.
Your life experience, your 24 hours that you get in the day that everyone else gets are significantly better than everyone else's.
So you feel like you're winning.
You're a winner. People who do exceptionally well are called winners in life.
So, yeah, winning is always fun.
I'm going to retweet all my tweets where I was telling you a month ago to join the real world for $49 and you could have caught this massive pump.
And even if you had no money, you could have traded and you could have just made a bunch of money.
And I'm going to do it so that you feel guilty and sad inside.
Don't join. I don't want you to join.
Because I told you I was right about the vaccine.
I told you I was right about crypto. We're going to be right about everything else.
And in two months from now, you're going to see that we were right about something that happens today.
And you couldn't join to be part of it and stop being a fucking loser.
But you're not going to join. You're going to feel the pain and suffering of regret.
And that makes me happy to know that you are in suffering.
So just don't join. Fuck off.
And Andrew doesn't care. Stay a loser.
Email me. I'm a loser!
And I'll laugh at you.
What I might do is I might print it off and I'll line up all my girlfriends and I'll put them in a line.
And I'll get out this piece of paper and say, look, look at all these other men on the planet.
Look at them begging for money.
You're with me, the top G. You don't have to be with some fucking dork.
You get to be with me. And they get to say, yes, sir, we are with you.
We love you so much. And all 20 of them make me 20 coffees and I'll drink smoke.
Misogynist! 20 coffees and 20 cigars.
And then the BBC will say a misogynist and attack me.
And then Doctor Who will do a segment on me, but I'll be a different color.
But I'm brown already, so what color would they make me?
Purple. Chinese!
Chinese. Chinese Andrew Tate.
Chinese Andrew Tate. He goes Kung Fu instead of Aikido, and then I'll fight that.
That would be great. And I'll somehow lose to Doctor Who because he's a different fucking pronoun, gender pronoun, and...
The Meep will get you. The Meep?
Fuck. How do I defeat the Meep?
You don't. Who can?
Who could? Not you.
It takes a better man than that.
We must defeat Shaytan.
Bro, we were in jail.
You were in jail. I was not in jail.
Why? Because I'm proud of Indian Doctor Who.
The Indian Isaac Newton.
Yeah, that's true. What else do we have here that will not get us murdered?
Let me just put this up there quickly.
Let me just remind everyone. Okay.
What will not get us murdered?
What will not get us murdered?
I don't know. Everything on this list is going to get us assassinated.
Yeah. Literally everything.
This was interesting. Lukashenko has flown to China, and they had a little exchange here.
You can see this on Twitter. We like Lukashenko, by the way.
Yeah, we are Lukashenko fans.
And it goes on and on. He's talking about how he sleeps well in China.
He's looking forward to a rest.
And the Chinese, no, I don't know if it's Lukashenko or the Chinese premier who says this.
You mentioned that one can rest in peace here When there are disputes in the West about China when they begin to criticize it for something I say you should thank them that one and a half billion people on the planet are living a calm good relatively normal life Nowadays, that's quite exceptional and all these other countries. There's riots. There's huge crime. There's protests. There's civil unrest There's disagreements as arguments, but in China, you have one half billion people basically just kind of chilling
But what's interesting is this as an absolute professional we talk about the world and how messed up it is. Yes With the West in charge.
Will the world be better with China in charge or will we be more constrained?
I don't think it'll be any better.
We need the West to stay in charge, don't we?
I think...
I don't know, bro.
I don't know. You need American leadership to be correct.
It's all about leadership.
You know, leadership is actually a very small number of people.
And if American leadership was on point, we'd be better off with America in charge.
But, um...
Let's see what happens.
All right, so we go back to making no sense.
Who's the best soccer player in history?
Are you going to say you? I'm just asking.
Are you going to say you? No, I'm not going to say that.
Who's asking? Just asking. Who do you think is the best soccer player in history?
Do you think it's Messi or Ronaldo or me?
I don't really know anything about soccer.
I've heard Ronaldo's the best, and I personally...
Have you ever seen me play, though? See?
See? Now we're being stupid again.
I'm just asking. Now we're being stupid.
Have you ever seen me? Why would you say such stupid things?
I'm just saying, have you ever seen me...
Have you ever seen me play soccer?
It's a yes or no question. Yes, actually.
School. That was a while ago, though.
Have you seen my new moves? I'm bored with this.
We don't know for sure if I'm not the best unless you actually see me play.
I'm just saying that we should consider the possibility.
What do you think? No?
I'm not talking to you anymore.
Why? I'm not talking to you.
Maybe you're the best. You need to believe in yourself.
I'm not. You don't believe in yourself?
I am not the best soccer player that there's ever been.
If you believe in yourself.
That's not true. It's amazing what you can achieve.
Maybe, but soccer, probably not.
That's not real. You don't think you're the best at soccer?
I don't think I'm the best at soccer. Will this get us in trouble?
What are you going to do if he comes and beats you up?
Who? Him.
Who's him? The guy who inspired this tweet.
He walks in here. Oh, him.
From Canada. Oh, yeah, him.
And he beats the living shit out of you.
What would you do? I am a man of peace and I'm a pacifist.
But if I were physically attacked by him and I had to fight him, even he would admit that I would win the fight.
No, you're not listening. He walks in the room.
Okay. I'm like, T, you got him.
No, but I wouldn't attack him.
I'm not available. No, but he's coming at you.
So he's attacking me.
Correct. So self-defense.
Correct. But then you lose.
Well, I wouldn't. But if you did.
Yeah, but that's like saying, how would things be if things weren't the way things are?
How are you so sure if it's never happened?
I'm 100% sure. But then that's exactly why I'm 100% sure I'm the best soccer player on earth.
I'm not talking to you anymore. Because this never happens.
Nobody knows. I'm talking to you at all.
There's a possibility. Nobody knows for sure.
Do you understand? See how I got you.
See how I Aikido'd you. How are they going to use this against us in court?
Andrew's saying he's better at soccer than Ronaldo.
How are they going to end up spinning this against us?
I don't know. Grand larceny?
They're going to somehow use this against us.
How can they use this against us in court?
Tristan, we need to make less sense.
Fraud? We make less sense.
We couldn't be less of criminals than we've been our whole life.
We can't be less of criminals than we've been in the last 10 years, and we still end up in jail.
So you could talk about football all you like.
If they want you in jail, you're going to jail.
New GTA 6 is out.
Have you ever played a new GTA? This is a genuine question.
I've never played any of them. I believe that I played the first one that's like a top-down, bird's-eye-view kind of 2D game without any real graphic violence back when I was maybe 10 or 11 or 12, whenever it came out. I do recall that.
But you know what? I want to speak about GTA 6 while you're on the topic, because now we're actually talking about something that's relatively important.
Video games aren't necessarily evil, but you know, I remember when video games, because I'm very old, I'm an old man, I remember when you used to play a little man in a red hat trying to rescue a princess and teaming up with your brother.
Now, if rescuing purity from evil while teaming up for your brother isn't a good theme of a video game, then I don't really know what is.
I'm not a fan of anyone under the age of 18, 21 maybe, playing video games where the goal is to shoot police officers.
I just don't think that's good for society.
With all the amazing graphics and engines and whatever people put into these video games, I feel like you could create a better objective with the game, you know?
Maybe you are the police officer.
Maybe you are trying to stop...
Sorry, carry on?
Criminals. Sorry?
Okay. Sorry, carry on. I just had a cough.
I'm not talking to you. No, just carry on.
No, I'm not. Why? No, I'm done.
Why? I'm done with this.
I'm done with this.
You can never know what it's like. Your blood like winter freezes just like ice. There's a cold lonely light that shines from you. You wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use. Did you think the stroke will never win?
Well look at me, I'm a comin' back again. I got a taste of love in a simple way. And if you need to know why I'm still standin', you just fade away.
Don't you know I'm still standin' better than I ever did.
Lookin' like a true survivor, feelin' like a little kid. I'm still standin' happy all this time. Thinkin' of the pieces of my life without you on my mind. I'm still standin'.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm still standin'.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What I never could've hoped for.
to win. You're starting down the road leaving me again. The threats you made were meant to cut me down.
And if my love was just a circus, you'd be a clown by now.
Don't you know that I feel better than I ever did?
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid. I feel better than I do all this time.
And I've been this through the fire, now it's all about you on my mind.
I'm still standing, going down. I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel better than I ever did. Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid.
I'm still standing with the arsonist's power.
Then he told me I'm better than messy.
And I thought, why is he called messy?
Why is he called clean or sharp?
Why is he messy? I don't hate messy.
I play smooth. That's why I'm better at football.
You don't remember? You don't remember any of this.
And you told me. You know, I want to go back to your previous point about who should be in charge of the world.
And I'm going to break it down very simply because I've thought about it over the last couple minutes.
Who should be in charge of the world isn't necessarily the most important question.
You have to look at the world like a business.
Like a company. Like a McDonald's restaurant.
You have the owner. You have the general managers.
You have the staff. You have the people who clean.
It is already a pyramid and a hierarchy.
And I feel like who's in charge of the world is already pretty well established.
And... It's all about filling the various positions with non-combative, peaceful, smart leaders.
I feel like America is the top of the pyramid.
it has been since World War II. Then you have your Chinas and your Russias and your smaller countries, your Brazil, South Africa, Argentina, your Middle East underneath them. You have the countries that obviously matter far less. They don't have the GDP or the size of the population or the political sway. I feel like everybody from every country, because we're all from different nations here, should care about who fills the most important seats.
You're not going to elect someone in Poland and make Poland the most powerful country in the world. America is the most powerful country in the world. So what you need to do is you need to make sure that the man who fills that seat, the government and the people who are in charge of the most powerful position are good moral people. I feel like you're kind of doing your part because you're fighting against the degeneracy that's destroying young men.
I feel like you're encouraging men to be better.
You know, there's going to be a time in 50 years when the future president of the United States, whoever you are, young man, watching me right now, is going to remember watching us growing up.
And I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing.
I, in fact, think that's an overwhelmingly positive thing.
There isn't a single boy in the world or young man in the world, age 12 to 28, who doesn't know who we are.
And hasn't listened to some of the stuff that we said.
That's interesting. That's actually very interesting.
You made a poignant observation.
but the real question is who's the best at football there's ever been.
BUMBA CLAP!
I got all the carbon.
53 supercars.
I got a yacht. Do you have any idea how much fuel a yacht burns?
I got a private jet.
I am carbon.
Carbon boss is me.
All of the carbon credits belong to me.
All of them. My footprint is massive!
Huge! Whole team steady!
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