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Dec. 6, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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The Top G Cooking Show | Tate Confidential Ep 200
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I'm sparring because although I don't train properly, not fight training, I like to maintain it a little bit.
There's some little boxes here.
There's a heavyweight Olympian. That'll be difficult.
A few other guys. So at home we do just body shots in case someone falls over and hits their head on the concrete.
We have a little gym here now.
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Good. Good round.
I'm out.
You got the chill, you know you're nice.
Body sparring is more about fitness than just attacking.
It's more about not getting hit.
It's more technical. Less strength and stamina and more technique.
Footwork. Head movement.
everything.
And I'm going to be doing a lot of research on this. I'm going to be doing a lot of research.
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on this.
So explain the math to me.
The mask, it's very simple.
How do you not know the very simple things?
It's a traditional English celebration.
It's very simple. It's very family-oriented, this event.
What you do is you pretend that the little dolls you make are a man named Guy Fawkes, and then you burn him to death on bonfires in your garden and celebrate the fact that the state murdered him.
Obviously, it's family-friendly fun.
What's wrong with you? How do you not know this?
She sounds degenerate. Degenerate?
Fucking, we fucking, what language are you speaking right now?
English. We civilize the entire fucking world, including your fucking little shitty corner of Earth, that you call the United States.
Fucking, you speak English, why?
Best country in the world, so if we want to celebrate torturing a man to death 420 years ago, that's what we do.
Independence Day.
Losers. You're so independent, why do you still speak English?
Yeah, exactly. That's a good point.
Stick that up, you're independent. You're never independent.
You weren't. You're a fucking ungrateful colony of English people who got butt hurt.
Turned your back on your king.
Your king! Traitor.
You did teach me that the American Revolution was just a civil war.
I told you! People think, oh, America beat England in a war.
No, English people beat the other English people in a war.
Americans are red. You're all English.
It was a civil war. It was a civil uprising.
You're ungrateful to your king.
And look how much your country has fallen.
Finally, God is...
Finally, God is repaying your ungrateful country for turning your back on your monarch, your king.
It's true. Didn't want to pay your taxes over tea.
Oh, that's fine, but paying fucking 50% tax to go bomb innocent people in Afghanistan.
You're all fucking happy about that now, right?
I just wanted my tea percentage brush.
That's it. Pay the fucking tea cash.
No, don't dump the tea into the fucking ocean.
Pay up. Yeah, because like, yeah, that tea party, they tried to tax the 2%, we threw a revolution, and then we got a government in that takes half of our money and throws gay pride parades and bombs Yemen.
Great! You feel like a winner now?
You fucking lost.
It's true. Super true, bro.
So how do we celebrate November 5th?
Well, the thing is, so, the very short story is Guy Fawkes thought the whole government were corrupt assholes.
So he decided to blow up the parliament building with everyone in.
So he started putting loads of gunpowder barrels underneath the parliament, planning this huge explosion.
And he basically put them all under there, and then one guard discovered it for some reason.
An anonymous letter made them search the place.
Ah. Who sent the anon letter?
We never know. We think it was one of his guys that had love getting killed.
There's always some fucking traitor!
Anyway, guards searched, found the gunpowder, found Guy Fawkes, set his ass on fire.
So now it's kind of dual celebrated.
It's celebrated by the normies.
Like, burning Guy Fawkes, ha ha ha, you couldn't kill the government.
And it's also kind of celebrated by the people of the brain, as in, we understand that government's always been corrupt and shit, and at every point in history, people have won the order of the government because all they do is lie and cheat.
So that's what Damascus is about.
V for Vendetta, 5th of November.
He's talking about how Guy Fawkes nearly succeeded in destroying the corrupt power source.
So it depends. Everyone celebrates it.
It depends which side of the coin you're on.
Some are for the corrupt power source, and some are against the corrupt power source.
So you're saying Guy Fawkes wanted to take down the Matrix?
He wanted to take down the 1605 Matrix.
Before mobile phones. Almost worked.
Wait, did they have Nokias in 1605?
Maybe 3310s.
Yeah, yeah, 3210s.
3210s, Nokia. I feel like y'all would've been friends.
Yeah, I would've liked Guy Fawkes. A few moments later...
Alright, what drink number is this?
I don't even know. Just pan the camera to the...
To the glasses. Monstrosity.
Okay. Monstrosity. So these are some of the glasses that we've been drinking from, okay?
So... A few. And as you know, you can't let the Englishman down on Guy Fawkes night.
So, right. So what you have to do is you have to tap glasses and say, God save James I. And then you have to neck the drink.
Because if you don't, it's seven years of bad luck.
Who's James I? The guy who Guy Fawkes tried to blow up on fucking November 5th when he got caught with the gunpowder.
I do now. Right.
So you tap glasses and say, God save James I. And then neck your drink.
It's an English tradition. Baby, look, I like you.
You're a good friend of mine. But you are an American in an Englishman's household.
And I want to celebrate Guy Fawkes Night properly.
And this is a tradition. We've never made this up ever.
We all do this. Everyone does this all the time.
So, God save James I. God save James I. This is...
You're really sticking to tradition here, Bailey.
Thank you. I like it. You're sticking to tradition.
You're a good guy. Respecting our customs.
I feel pretty English. Yeah. This is what all English people do, I promise.
Alright, good, good. Beans on toast tomorrow.
Beans and toast.
Beans and toast? Beans and toast.
You fucking heathen.
No, it's beans and toast. Beans on toast.
No! You're a heathen.
That's disrespect on the highest level. Beans on toast.
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Come on, come on, come on.
Bailey?
Now what we do is at this time...
What time is it, Marcel? What time exactly?
10.06. Oh, at 10.06.
At 10.06 is a very important day.
Very important. Because in 10.66, right, there was the Battle of Hastings in England, which is a very important moment in British history.
I'll tell you about it later. Okay, 10.66 was a very important day in British history.
So at 10.06 on Guy Fawkes Night, what we do is say, Viva la Revolución!
And we neck our drink. Viva la...
Revolution. Viva la revolution.
and we finish our drink. That's what we do.
Every English person does this. That's what God's folks like.
10.06. Why?
Officially English. Why 10.06?
I don't know. You tell me.
Because 1066 was a very important battle in English history.
How do you not know this? I'm American.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Cut it, cut it, cut it.
A few moments later.
Baby, they've discovered the gunpowder.
T, I have one thing to say.
T, T, I'm sorry.
I have one thing to say.
They've discovered the gunpowder They discover the gunpowder Isn't that what we always do at 1034?
That is always what we do.
It's a British tradition.
Several days later...
Is Chef Andrew back in the kitchen?
Bro, I don't cook, and I famously said that cooking is for losers.
But I have to teach you a fucking lesson about life.
Because in your infinite ignorance, like all the other Americans in the world, you said probably one of the most ridiculous and disgusting things I ever said.
What did you call that beautiful English cuisine which is world-renowned for its complexity and depth of flavor?
Are you talking about beans and toast?
Beans AND toast?
Beans and toast! Have you ever had beans on toast?
That's definitely not a thing.
Bro, I'm gonna cook for you beans on toast and you're gonna learn a lesson about how great English food actually is.
But I'm gonna cook it for you because all you stupid Americans, in fact the whole internet, makes fun of English food.
English food's shit. England conquered the world to have shit cuisine.
Let me tell you a little secret you're not actually aware of.
English food is actually banging.
And there's a reason why we eat it, and it powers us up to fight after our 16 pints in Wetherspoons that you Americans will never understand.
English food is the best cuisine on earth, and the fact that it looks terrible and sounds terrible makes it even better.
So I'm going to cook it for you.
So first, for beans on toast, you need toast.
I probably should use a serrated knife, but...
And a cutting board. I'm a rule breaker.
So I'm going to squash the bread a little bit, but you know...
Did you wash your hands? The story of my life is too thick to go in.
Been there before!
Alright, that's that. Next you need beans!
Heinz beans. That's right, Heinz.
A nice traditional German, I mean English company.
Have their seed oils in this.
Always some pussy oil on Twitter.
I'm a seed oil disrespecter.
Bro, you look like a fucking pussy.
And if you're scared of seed oil, then you have bigger problems in your life.
And if you're gonna make a number one enemy of an oil bottle, as opposed to, I don't know, enter the cage and engage in mortal combat against something that can actually fight back, then what you are, my friend, is a dickhead and a pussy.
Right, Pepper. Because obviously, how you gonna fuck all those girls without Pepper?
You know, he said that to me, my coach.
I was sitting with my coach in the mirror.
And I said, pass me the salt.
And he passed me the salt and the pepper.
I said, no, I just need the salt.
And he said, Andrew, how you gonna fuck all those girls without pepper?
And ever since then, I eat as much pepper as I can.
That's really good advice. I had no answer for the man!
But you're right, give me the pepper. Am I scared of pepper?
Am I gay? Oh my god, Margaret!
Look how much pepper he's putting in the beans!
Beans.
It's hot.
You don't know about English noodles.
What is this?
What is this?
It's sick! You don't know about English.
First we need...
See that?
Put the technique down. I love it that I don't clean up after myself.
Loads of hot sauce, obviously, because microplastics and hot sauce go hand in hand.
Did you know that? I do now.
Microplastics and hot sauce is how you man up.
I can't wait. The first taste of British cuisine.
How do I eat this?
For the knife and fork!
Okay.
Why does it look gooey?
It's gooey.
It's- Okay.
Fuckin' banger.
What do you know? What do you know?
Say something. I'm speechless.
Say something, you fucking colonist.
You ungrateful colonist piece of shit.
I love beans on toast.
Yeah, see? It's good!
Can I get a bottle of water?
Alright, I think you've converted me to beans on toast.
Oh, it's good. It is pretty good.
I admit it's good. It's pretty good.
Tabasco hits. See?
You're right. Beans on toast.
Official Top G style.
Pretty good. Is the best.
I gotta get some of that mozzarella in here.
Yeah, it's good. Thanks.
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