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Dec. 1, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
12:17
THE CIGAR DEATHMATCH | Tate Confidential Ep 199
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And that looks like a big cigar.
Thank you.
Yes, I do have one.
I'll take it. Thank you very much. I'll take it to smoke now.
Appreciate it. You have to smoke this right now.
All right, T, you win. I can win when I'm beat.
I said give me the biggest cigar in the place.
I thought I had the fattest cigar. Tristan came along.
Yeah, very much. T, you got me beat.
What can I say? Hands down, Tristan wins.
What do you mean? This is not the normal day for me.
Are you going to smoke it now?
Of course I am. Want a little smoke?
Yeah, let's have a nice little cigar.
You don't compensate for anything, do you?
He wins, bro.
I'm man enough to admit when I lose.
I'll fight a fight. People should know when they're conquered.
Need some lungs on you to do that, mate.
A lot of practice. Smooth.
Now we're smoking. That was good.
How long do you think it would take you to smoke that?
I'll actually be done in about 15 minutes.
If I rock up in a $400,000 cart, he's like, gee...
He was like, no, bro.
The point he made was kind of poignant.
He said... So you admit defeat?
No human capacity is not this right.
It's not made for humans. So you admit your human.
You are the consumption champion.
Don't tell us that you're conquered by this cigar.
It's just a tobacco leaf. That's all it is.
It's a lot of tobacco leaves.
Just one more puff. It is just leaves.
It is just leaves. You're scared of leaves.
Ha! Got him!
I know, he's going to have to smoke another thing.
He's scared of leaves.
I've finally been defeated by cigar.
It's not by a cigar, it's by leaves.
You've been defeated by leaves, you've got to say that.
I've been defeated by leaves.
This is unsmokeable.
Let it be known. That this cigar is too much for me to smoke.
You're still the champ. I'm not going to take it from you.
I'm not going to be in front of you. You're still the champ.
I don't know. You're beeping. You've got to finish yours though.
I probably will finish it, but even this is a struggle, bro.
Does that help? Yeah. You've done it good, though.
You did good. Excuse me.
Can I have a double Johnny Walker blue label, please?
Nice. Thank you very much.
Back in the game. I've officially rewired my brain.
Remember when I was going to give up, right?
I vow never to give up until this cigar is done.
I will never stop.
Alright, guys.
It's getting late. It's time to go home.
It's time to call it all day. Finish your drink.
It's time to go home. Yeah?
I thought I'd finish my drink. Yeah, finish your drink.
It's time to go home. We're done.
It's time to go home. We'll just finish our drinks.
I'll take this home. Finish it then.
But you've done enough.
Enough what? No, no, no.
This is a good cigar, so I'm gonna smoke it at home.
Finish your drink, and it's time to go home.
Oh no, I just wanted a gin and tonic.
Sorry, I need a few more minutes. Please.
Thank you very much.
And I thought you're not impressed.
Not yet.
Not yet?
No.
Mmm.
No.
Woohoohoo!
All I need is a G&T.
Thank you. Have fun. Enjoy.
I will- I'm- I won't.
But, it's okay.
Please do.
I'll try my best. See you later.
See you later.
The game continues.
Okay.
You filming me for no reason while I have a nice smoke, yeah.
Nice game.
Nice relaxing smoke.
Bye.
Thank you.
Home sir, right?
Yes, home. Thank you. You're still going strong.
With what? It's almost gone.
Fuck. Your will to live.
Heh heh heh.
The fucking hero.
You really just flipped that whole thing.
What do you mean? You might be the greatest man who ever lived.
Well, I've often smoked at least four cigars a night, but one cigar in the evening.
You might be the greatest man who's ever lived.
I know what you're talking about. I'm trying to give you credit.
That is actually epically impressive.
I thought I'd get the biggest cigar there.
I didn't finish it. If you finish that cigar, Tristan, I'll admit, once and for all.
Bro! Gin and tonic, please!
Booze is not powered. You did say you couldn't do it before you started drinking loads of booze.
My light is busted. It's burning underneath me.
Why don't you feel super sick?
Why do you sound like Luke?
You're right. I'm sorry. Tristan, I'm just giving him credit.
Tristan, you're here. I don't know what else to say.
No, no, I am sick. Sick of you.
Sick of the naysayers.
Sick of the people in life who try to hold you back.
Try to push you down. Tell you that you can't do basic things like smoke one cigar.
You got skill issues. Talk to me.
Nice shisha, mate.
Tristan's the champ.
Tristan's the champ!
It's a champ!
I'm going back.
Who's the champ?
🎵
Smoke it out, P!
🎵
Andrew.
you want to see my new move? Who told you that?
Oh, shit! Now we're smoking.
Now we're smoking.
I think I've ever smoked before.
The machine is the same as me.
It's got my security hat.
The machine can't control me.
The machine is the same as me.
The machine can't control me.
The machine can't control me.
The Machine Controls You Why do I have a drink? I don't know.
Why does he have a drink?
Why do you have a drink?
No, all jokes aside, someone's got to study why this happens.
Someone's got to study why this happens.
There needs to be some sort of study on why your body can do this.
It's not normal. Bro, it's actually not normal, bro.
So, Andy, you're a cigar smoker.
Let me tell you what the most fucked up thing about this is.
The head spins real. Hear me out.
Mama Sarah. You know what it is, bro?
What? Tongue.
Tongue down. Fry.
I won't taste shit for weeks.
Yeah, I threw it. Can you play Push It to the Limit, please?
We're on that vibe. When does the cigar finish?
It's done when I say it's done.
Tristan you need to just rip it to this beat right here It's not a good loud. I don't know what he's gonna say It's time now. The cigar is getting empty.
The cigar is now done.
Andrew's gonna have to concede total and utter defeat in every realm of human endeavor right now.
I'm about to put it out. Listen, I'm a fair man.
I grew up in a warrior culture.
And as a warrior, you have to accept sometimes when you get beat.
I'm not gonna make any excuses.
It was a fair one-on-one.
Tristan stepped up to the plate, put it all on the line like a hero.
And he won. He beat me.
Tristan is the champion.
He counteracted the spinning of the cigar with loads of booze and somehow beat me.
He made it messy. He made it a dogfight.
Took me into the forest. Where I was confused.
Surrounded by enemies.
I used my Aikido to the best of my ability, but somehow he was everywhere.
Left, right, forward, backwards, and he destroyed me.
Tristan is the champion of the day.
I should have known. I thought there was no bigger cigar there.
I thought I could just push through and finish this cigar.
He'll finish the same one, and then ha ha ha, it's all even.
But somehow, he pulled out the bag, and I am defeated.
I don't know. We actually really know.
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