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Fucking a pussy. I'm going to get 20 on that.
20? I said 45.
You got 45?
Go!
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Get up push it push it Yeah Oh Yeah
Oh Walk and win!
「たかのぼうばなで」 It's very hard.
Where is it from?
東京 The old Beijing one.
Beijing one.
わかんでたかのぼうばなで It's very boring.
「たかのぼうばなで」
Oh I can see what everyone is saying.
I got three for you, she's a...
Because I'm an Aikido master.
Your text appears in front of me.
Kind of like when you're outside the matrix.
On the matrix, the text appears. That's me.
I'm not inside the matrix with you. I'm outside so I can see the code.
See how pathetic you are.
Don't bring see struggle we we last night I Don't know
Oh
Hopefully
Oh
Oh, fuck.
♪♪
♪ This is my city, this is the place where I got my soul, Let's go, let's go.
You got the same shoes as myself.
Marcel joined the team. It was me first.
And we made fun of him in the right way.
I said, we're all weather tactical.
We're in the rain, we're in the wet, inside, outside.
Like a G. And I got Bailey onside.
Not myself, Tony. Soon we'll take off the whole house.
Mr. Wilson always brags about his alligator shoes.
Crocodiles are bigger than alligators.
Crocodiles are the largest carnivorous species in the world.
They are the largest carnivorous species in the world.
♪♪
♪ I'm talking about pain, I'm talking about pain ♪ ♪ She's just feeling like it, it might be the end of the
♪ Everybody got forget you do not let me not be king ♪ ♪ Cause you wanna do love, do it your way, say ♪ ♪ I'm gonna make you a dish, I'm gonna be my dish ♪ ♪ You don't wanna do it, do it if you want me ♪ ♪ Cause I don't need no boy ♪
♪♪
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I'm gonna take a look.
Put your hand there, right now.
Oh, yeah.
I'm so happy.
Yup.
Oh, we can go.
That's right. We've already can go.
He abandoned you.
A crocs wearer sends you.
I remember that night also when he abandoned me.
Exactly.
In that cave.
That's right.
The night of.
You need crocs.
Just say the words.
Just say the words and they'll get you a bear.
Say the words and you can turn around and look at the dark side.
He left you! He left you there on the fact that you didn't give a fuck!
No one talked about the first out yesterday.
That's right. The first out.
What did you see? You wrecked him.
If I move there, you will feel a lot.
Fuck it. Nobody likes him in this whole house.
Why is he here?
Oh yeah, different reasons man, different feelings.
♪♪♪
When you're playing poker, when you look at the two cards in your hand and the cards on the table.
Okay? Two cards in your hand and the cards on the table.
Oh yeah, Tristan. Yeah, Marcel played poker for the first time yesterday and beat Tristan, so he's now teaching.
Tristan, now. See, you just have to play.
Two cards, cards on the table.
You've been playing 10 years, you should know that by now.
Alright, some good advice.
Some good friendly advice, okay.
One day you'll be like me.
You're only 5, so don't give me things that are pointless.
Alright, let me tell you, you've got broke.
You never fucked a woman, I ain't falling off the cliff.
You're lucky you're lucky, I bought 9-X.
You're a bitch, I'm a pretty girl, but fuck that, I'm a bunch of fuckers.
I'm a bitch, I'm a pretty girl, but fuck that, I'm a bunch of fuckers.
I'm a bitch, I'm a pretty girl, but fuck that, I'm a bunch of fuckers.
I'm a bitch, I'm a pretty girl, but fuck that, I'm a bunch of fuckers.
I'm a bitch, I'm a pretty girl, but fuck that, I'm a bunch of fuckers.
I'm a bitch, I'm a pretty girl, but fuck that, I'm a bunch of fuckers.
I'm a bitch, I'm a pretty girl, but fuck that, I'm a bunch of fuckers.
I'm a bitch, I'm a pretty girl, but fuck that, I'm a bunch of fuckers.
I'm a bitch, I'm a pretty girl, but fuck that, I'm a bunch of fuckers.
I'm a bitch, I'm a pretty girl, but fuck that, I'm a bunch of fuckers.
I'm a bitch, I'm a pretty girl, but fuck that, I'm a bunch of fuckers.
I'm a bitch, I'm a pretty girl, but fuck that, I'm a bunch of fuckers.
I'm a bitch, I'm a pretty girl, but fuck that, I'm a bunch of fuckers.
I'm a bitch, I'm a pretty girl, but fuck that, I'm a bunch of fuckers.
I'm a bitch, I'm a pretty girl, but fuck that, I'm a bunch of fuckers.
We're gonna do a little more of that.
Like a band.
For sure.
Here we go, lads.
Here we go.
That's how I warm up for fights.
Behind the scenes, before fights, I'm always doing pads and shit.
That's how I warm up.
I be like...
The wall of streets.
Y'all, I hate you, but I don't know.
We're gay, I think we're going to die.
That's what we're going to do. We're going to warm up on the streets.
Cool down. Dang!
All these fitness people on Twitter talk about warm ups and cool downs.
Daniel, what's your weight limit?
I don't have any trust.
When the lion comes out of the Serengeti bush, we're talking about warm ups.
For a hot side We're going to do a little bit of a workout.
How many?
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The thought that fighting for a woman doesn't気 feel Mia undoes them bia-undelucida sing I can see you upside down that de beguiness You follow me, you hit rock and dream I give you all day , he just speaks Standing with the feelings, with that technique It's not military, you fucking in your family Like a pyramid, full of go ahead and take a gun Don't make me say a fuckin' tsim tsic I took that shit you ain't given me
Don't over do it.
Hey, put a bit to your feet.
More push.
Hey!
Last one.
Fucking barely.
Barely.
Done.
When's the last time you gave me a hug?
Ben's Press, 10,000 kilos.
We do this every day.
We're monsters. You wonder why we're monsters?
You've never done it in your fucking life.
Ever once. And then they messaged me, why did my weed be dry?
Why can't I get any girls?
You're a fucking idiot!
That girl's gonna fuck you, dumbass.
You're a pussy, huh?
I'm gonna fuck your ass.
Pound for pound, we register the smoking.
Pound for pound, we smoke.
We got people.
What do you weigh, Kilo?
About 93.
This is 100 and something.
100 and something?
Pound for pound, we're a social black smoke.
We take the amount of blackness, divide it by the weight, it's a mass.
Pound for pound.
Good.
But then we've been jailed, so...
Yeah, we have been in jail.
I'm losing all extensions. What's that,
Andrew? Some think it's just a humble back scratcher, but I'm actually a master.
Have you ever seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?
Where that bitch steals the Green Destiny and thinks she's a G because she has a sword, and she busts it one up until she reads a true master and picks up a twig.
That's me. I'll take it out.
They come at me, the Matrix comes out of me, the boss of Advanced Weaponry, and I get my back scratcher, and I scratch my back, and I destroy them all.
You ready? I think Mia wants to have great bodies, but not enough strength, like you guys.
I love you. We are just good to pick.
28 more. Nah, you guys start very strong.
Stay strong. It's just as strong.
It's the faith in it. It's the faith in it.
That's just going to be a different kind of training my whole life.
I think it's just because we have different training our whole lives.
We have to keep punching hard for 12 rounds, whatever.
Yeah, yeah. The muscles are perfect.
No, no. So you can do both.
And I have more for resistance.
And Marcel has three times.
He's gone on! Five.
True, true, true.
No, it's definitely true.
That's right.
It may be possible, because I did 4 of them.
Bro, are you crossed?
You're crossed.
I said you're crossed.
Take me there.
Do you think I'm crossed?
I don't know anything more.
One more time.
How much did you get there?
1.5?
Bro, you've got to believe me, I've got the heart.
I'm all up.
I'm all up.
You've got to have him.
You've got to have him.
Push it.
Push.
Push.
Oh my god.
5 again?
Yep.
5.
So 5 more sets of 1.
I'm sorry.
Totally.
Oh my god. Ten left.
Relax. Relax.
Relax. Relax. Half.
With the other half, two.
Bro, my muscle died.
Come on, do five more bro.
I think you can't do five more.
I must do the count of five.
Come on.
Let's go. Come on.
I'm not coming out. I'm coming out easy.
What are you getting?
Nice.
Good.
Bro.
Dude, it's hard to compete with these monsters.
I'm kidding. We made it look easy.
People at home will try.
No, it's very fucking hard.
Especially if you do 2000 reps only with a bar.
Yeah, that's true.
A day before.
That's true.
No, no, no, no, people don't have.
You have less rest time.
Yeah, of course. It's horrible, man.
Yeah, of course. One thing I'm going to show up in the same time is to pop that.
Barely have to touch it, but still have to touch it.
So he's doing three quads.
He's up one.
Reduce the weight, you're gonna save a number of kilos.
Yeah, this is really cool.
So time, how many reps do you have left?
Like 50?
And then divide it by 40.
This is a little bit less.
A little bit minus one.
15, how many you got left?
10.
So divide it by 40, so you don't do 20.
Divide it by 40, 20.
No, no, stop, stop, 20.
Divide it by 40.
12.5, sorry, I'm over it.
12.5.
13.
10.
10,000.
10,000.
We can do it, bro.
Get off the ground, man, I'm done.
10,000.
10.
10,000.
10,000.
On your mat?
Yeah.
So I have 14.
Divide it by 14 times 15, which is 700.
Divide it by 14.
400 is 10.
So we're on 20, so 18.
18, yeah.
18, yeah.
700, get off of it.
Right there.
18, yeah.
I'll do it up.
Can I do it?
Throw it one more time.
Throw it back up.
Throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it one more time.
Okay, so the first is five.
Five.
Grab the weight again.
Stride to the mat.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Up, up, up, up, up.
That's it.
You want to do one?
You try this one.
Seven, yes.
Seven, yeah.
One more time.
One more time.
Get it.
Get it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
One, two, three.
Two, one.
One, two, three.
One more time.
I'm here by myself.
Four. Come on, let's get it up.
Four.
Three left.
10 each side, 20 seconds.
Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
Two fives?
Yeah.
My third is last, 20 seconds.
We're going to go around 20, 30 times.
20.
25, five.
30.
40.
50.
60.
60.
70.
Push it, push it, push it.
25.
25.
How many did you do in three?
Three.
Three times 50, 25 by 20 is seven.
Seven or eight.
Make sure.
How many I have total?
215.
35, yeah.
Total.
More than 17, yeah.
♫ What do you say ♫ Come and put this on me ♫ What is this sensory ♫ Come and bite my finger ♫ I don't know what you mean ♫ You can't come and take my place ♫ Don't be ashamed ♫ I don't care ♫ It tastes like you ♫ I'm a liar ♫ No fear I ain't a liar
Let's take over eight. Marcel's done?
Yeah, I'm done. Good job, Marcel.
Thank you. You got this, Alex.
Easy, easy. Seven. Easy.
Scotland. How many is Alex got left? Um, 14? 18? 7 more, 7 more. Nice. Nice. Cut! Now! It's a challenge.
So for everyone at home, the challenge is as many reps as you can. You can pause as long as you're holding it. As many reps as you can with just the bar, the 10 kilo bar.
Oh, she's moving.
Many as you can. The record is currently...
It's not a Smith machine, so I don't know if it's actually 10 kilo weight.
I don't know how much it is. Anyway,
who cares? We do this only to beef with each other.
So the record is 2,099 reps.
In 30 minutes.
But there's no timeline. It goes on.
2,099 is the record to beef.
Tell them what it started on.
Say again? Tell them what it started on first.
Oh yeah, it's shot off fast.
It was like 350, and then it was 700, and then it was 2000, and then it was 2,090.
Alright, I've got to settle in for a marathon.
Need a towel. I think if I do it more in 2009,
you'll beat it again. Because when you go second, you have this force of nature that pushes you.
It's always easy to go second.
I have to go first. Why are you going first?
Because I finished my best first.
And we do all this after we train.
This is not what you do as a while.
You have to train first.
There's 10,000 euros.
Yeah, when you're fucked.
That's how you know you're gonna win.
Exactly.
Ah, pin dance.
Never ends.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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I like it because it doesn't have a lot of volume.
I like it because it's not too loud.
How many?
If you have not yet, I am your God.
I am the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
I have not yet, I am not, I am not, I am not, I am not.
I am not, I am not, I am not, I am not.
I am not yet, I am not, I am not, I am not, I am not.
I am not in Christ, I am not yet.
I am not in heaven, I am not yet.
3. Stand still and move your leg forward.
3. Move your leg backwards.
Very light.
3. Stand still and move your leg backwards.
3. Stand still and move your leg forward.
3. Stand still and move your leg backwards.
3. Stand still and move your leg backwards.
3. Stand still and move your leg forward.
3. Stand still and move your leg backwards.
♪♪♪
700.
♪♪♪
♪ The money make my head go ♪
♪ I am a spirit who lights you up ♪
900.
150.
950.
Oh You have a man in me, I have a girl to do the money with.
And if they don't trust me, I'll do it for them. I'll do it for them. I'll do it for them.
Now, one thousand, half way.
One hundred.
One thousand, one hundred.
Now, one thousand, half way.
Now, one thousand, half way.
Two hundred fifty.
One thousand, one hundred fifty.
Fifty.
One thousand, one hundred fifty.
One thousand four hundred.
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I know that you do but you don't know what you're doing I'm deep, I'm real, I like my style, I know what my true style is, I'm a good one I ain't got no charge if my cool or my life without it Yeah, man still a feel feel, judge a father in motion, this a cheat All the love things that I do to keep them company They've got got be in here with me R holidays they occupy And I know that you do
But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I knew what I was doing Things were things were Can you feel what you are doing Wondering love was everywhere But there was no wonder I know that you do but you don't know what your life without it I ain't got no charge if my cool or my life without it I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud
And then look back in public when I knew what I was doing Things were things were Can you feel what you are doing When I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I knew what I was doing Things were things were Can you feel what you are doing When I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down
Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart
And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart
And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart
And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart
And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart
And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart
And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart
And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart
And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public when I know that you do But that means you just need to pull it apart And hold it down Put my feet in the mud And then look back in public It's close.
Very close. I love you.
♪♪♪
Two thousand.
Nice!
2000.
Come on Marcel.
2000.
2000.
I think in the coming experience, I don't think so.
I see.
Now I'm good.
Try.
50.
2050.
2050.
After a while, it's the lack of blood in your arms I think.
Yep.
Because your arms are always up.
You don't have oxygen anymore.
You have no blood yet.
Yep.
Good thing I don't need fucking oxygen.
Right.
Yeah.
Road is leading
the way.
2100 records beaten.
Nice! Let me put you in the center.
Do you think that's the air you're breathing? Do you think me being stronger than you has anything to do with my muscles in this place?
It's mental. Do you think that's air you're breathing?
Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
3,100 for 2,150 for 3,000.
2,155 Warm-up's over now.
Now it's time to start training.
The Matrix wants me dead.
But I refuse to die.
I'm under siege.
I'm on the cruise ship.
And they've got the bridge.
But I found myself a big titty blonde and a Glock.
So I stand a chance.
That's all I've ever needed.
A couple hot bitches and a gun.
2200.
The President's plane has crashed.
spirit, and penitentiary.
which used to be known as New York.
I'm in jail for a crime I didn't commit, but I only wanted to save the president.
So they sent me in with a vaccine in my nap, which will destroy me in 48 hours without saving.
Did you know that, Alex?
No, I didn't.
Well now you know.
You're describing the blocks to old ladies, actually.
To escape from New York.
This is a guy who plays Batman's butler in Batman Begins.
Oh you Marker pen.
250.
Michael Caine is an oil baron!
You're welcome.
For some reason I can't remember, I'm walking around the snow with a ponytail.
And I've had enough.
My name is Matrix.
And they kidnapped my daughter.
They tried to put me on a plane.
But I knocked out the guy who was escorting me.
He was dead tired.
He escaped with the land in the air.
He was a good man.
2,300. 2,300.
We're going to suspect the ways of God.
That's here.
man. I feel great!
Never felt better!
Take me to jail!
Put me back in the jail where I belong!
I miss my nightmares. I do this all night long.
No sleep. 15 coffees.
And now...
So many years ago, but now I'm just a little boy, When I was a little boy, The world was a little different, I was a little boy, But now I'm just a little boy,
And I'm just a little boy, But now I think I should do sets of 60.
So the math's gonna get a little bit more complicated.
I'm sorry I'm so fucking strong.
But I'm the most desirable man on the planet with unlimited wealth.
Hundreds of women a day beg me for children.
They're all gonna watch this.
So I have to let them know.
That when I decline them, that whoever they've settled down for and have their fucking pathetic, weedy offspring from, their genetic inferiors, they could have had mine.
If only they were a little bit nicer, a little bit more pretty.
I just hope I've caused mass insecurity across entire Instagram for fucking generations.
They're all begging for fucking cock nonstop.
Sex is 60! Right.
13... 2350.
Sex is 60. You beat me.
Every female on the planet begs for me.
Begs. All these other men are out here messaging girls who...
Why doesn't the girl reply to me?
Because she's begging me.
Please talk cheese.
Everything you say is so smart.
You can cheat on me.
It's fine. I'll have your kids.
Please. Bitch, I'm busy.
Bench press records.
All day!
Get fucked!
I don't have time for you.
You're like a remeat genetic inferior offspring.
Some fucking loser who sits at home with you all day holding your hand.
Some cuck.
No wonder your kids are shit.
No wonder your life sucks.
Fuck you.
God frowns upon you.
You're perfectly unlucky because you don't take my dick.
My dick's lucky. Hear that?
My dick's lucky. Right.
2,450?
Yeah. Warm-up ends at 3,000.
Warm up ends at 3000. Nice.
Warm up.
Good. This is 2000 pounds. Yeah.
Good.
We have a super chop.
You want to answer this super chop?
250.
250.
2600.
Yeah.
Blood in my arms.
You don't need oxygen.
Blood.
CO2 is better.
Yeah.
2000s.
2670.
Put it back on, yeah?
Yeah.
How long? This bench press?
Yeah. We started at 10-2, it's now 37 past, so 47 minutes.
47 minutes.
10 minutes.
Let's go, move it!
There ya go.
Let's go.
Fifty one minutes.
That was for an hour.
Yep.
Right, fifty for three thousand.
Right, 50 for 3,000.
Alright, 50 for 3,000.
3,000.
3,000. You want to mentally break?
I understand. I am totally fine.
I can keep going. I can see.
So, just stop me going forever.
One hour, yeah? I can go forever.
If I pace myself, I can go forever.
Seven minutes left. This is a 40.
You go beyond your limits.
It's a mental thing.
100.
3100.
The guys watching, the vent press.
press.
It's for the chest, for the arms.
Yeah, for the chest. For the mind!
For the mind! Because the super chat commented that he can't build a six-pack, but it's got nothing to do with six-pack.
No, it doesn't.
Yeah.
Six pack is something else.
Mental toughness is something else.
I'm going to have a few more.
50.
So 3,150 or 250?
Yeah.
150?
Yeah, five more minutes 3,150.
Guys, we should run a review.
3,200.
3,200.
When I'm in heaven, my heart is like black water.
Time ain't going to kill.
You're my life, you're my country.
Things don't change, no.
You're the push I feel.
When I'm in heaven, my heart is like black water.
Time ain't going to kill.
You're the push I feel.
When I'm in heaven, my heart is like black water.
Time ain't going to kill.
You're the push I feel.
You're the push I feel.
When I'm in heaven, my heart is like black water.
Time ain't going to kill.
You're the push I feel.
You're the push I feel.
When I'm in heaven, my heart is like black water.
Time ain't going to kill.
You're the push I feel.
When I'm in heaven, my heart is like black water.
Time ain't going to kill.
You're the push I feel.
3 minutes. 83 more minutes.
3, 3, 3, 3. Sixty.
Seventy.
Thirteen more.
Easy.
Bye!
3333!
3333 reps!
New record! Nice!
That is actually insane.
Actually insane. I can do more.
I can do more. I've been overseas my whole life.
It's just mental, right? Take me to jail.
Take me to jail. Take me to jail.
Take me to jail. Take me to jail.
How do you do it when you're out in the ring and you're not fighting anymore?